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Gender Illusions PO Box 1391 Almonte ON K0A 1A0 Phone: (613) 256–5081 Editor: Kris Riendeau [email protected] Who’s Reading theHumm Who’s Reading Layout and Design: Rob Riendeau [email protected] Advertising and Promotions: Kris Riendeau: (613) 256–5081 [email protected] Dear Editor, Want to see who we got reading theHumm after standing Assistant Editor: My name is Ilana Reimer. I am a high school student, and I’ve in line for an hour and paying $80? We’d love to show you, Rona Fraser been living in Almonte almost my entire life. I love theHumm but we weren’t sure if we could publish the picture in the [email protected] because I am passionate about literature, art and theatre. paper. However, if you visit theHumm on Facebook you I have written many short stories and poems in the past, can see the entire shot in all its shiny glory… Calendar Submissions: and I would like to submit one of my favourite poems to the- [email protected]

Readers Write Readers Humm. I hope you will consider it for publication in your next edition. Hummble Thought theHumm is a monthly arts, en- Sincerely, tertainment and ideas newspaper Ilana Reimer delivered free to businesses and visitor attractions in Almonte, A Little Song TOMORROW Perth, Carleton Place, West- This is a song that a child sings, a mystical land where 99% of all human port, Pakenham, Carp, Arnprior, A song she sings of summer; Smiths Falls, Burnstown, White A song where kites soar on summer breezes, productivity, motivation and achievement Lake, Renfrew, Balderson, and Ot- In skies of radiant blue. is stored. tawa. Our mandate is to connect A song with sunny kitchens, and promote people and events Raspberry tarts and ice cream cones, To the Editor, in the small towns and rural com- A song of broad-brimmed hats, I would like to comment on the articles on pages 6 and 32 (from the munities of the Ottawa Valley — And the soaring wings of a lark. May 2013 issue of theHumm) wherein you credit Lyle Dillabough where the arts flourish and enter- and Stompin’ Tom Connors with helping to save the Mississippi Ho- taining characters run amok! Between each note runs a child’s laughter, tel in Carleton Place, and Renate Seiler with being the curator of the Mingled with satisfactory crunch of an apple, former Victoria School Museum, respectively. Submissions The reds and golds of a summer sunset, The Mississippi Hotel was saved by a number of interested groups By email or on disk. And lazy afternoons at the time. I’ve no doubt that Lyle Dillabough and Stompin’ Tom Where carefree boys and girls can Connors may have written letters but, as a member of one of the Deadline for ads & nd Swing their legs from the treetops, interested groups, I do not recall ever seeing either of them show up content: the 22 of the And dance in the rain. for the many meetings for this effort. No individual should be singled month prior to publication out. This is a song where butterflies bask on flower petals, Renate Seiler was never the curator of the Victoria School Mu- Subscriptions And summer storms leave seum. We spoke about this the other day when she dropped in for cost $35 (includes HST) for one A sparkling world behind, coffee. That museum never has had a curator and still does not. Prop- year (12 issues). Send a cheque And many-coloured rainbows span the sky. erly trained and accredited curators for small town museums are as with your name and address to: This is a song a child sings, rare as hens’ teeth. theHumm PO Box 1391 On the last day of school. The point of this gentle rant is that, when we all were involved in Almonte ON K0A 1A0 such activities back in the 1980s, we had families and jobs, and cultural activities such as trying to save buildings and starting museums Opinions and information pub- were difficult uphill battles. In Carleton Place, if it was not related lished in theHumm in letters, To find out who won to hockey then you chose the path through the jungle. Today, when press releases, or individual col- the General Store Publishing House and theHumm’s we read incorrect or biased information, it hurts and the bile rises. umns do not necessarily reflect Please, when crediting people with doing things way back when, the opinion of this newspaper. some research should be conducted to keep the record straight. Sincerely, All writing, artwork, and photo- Nic Maennling, Founder, Victoria School Museum (1980) (now the graphs published in theHumm Bad Poetry Contest Carleton Place and Beckwith Heritage Museum); Founder, Lanark are copyright to the author, or to please turn to page 23 County Museums Network (1991); one of many (along with Renate!) theHumm in the case where no who helped save the Mississippi Hotel. author is specified. Reprinting any content without permission Become a successful yoga teacher! violates copyright and is prohib- 200hr Hatha Yoga Teacher Training ited (and despicable!). with Megan Campbell & Todd Lavictoire Thanks this month to: September 2013 - April 2014 (10 weekends) Our darling Fly — a LAWS rescue Visit our website for complete details dog who was as old as theHumm

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croachment on the natural environment. whether they remember their first art sale. Bill’s re- ARTIST TRADING CARD sponse was typical — he remembers the approxi- by Sally Hansen mate date, the subject, the man who bought it, and why. “It was in 1994, it was a painting of a barn; cabinetmaking and construction knowledge to good use, converting The walls of his gallery are replete with beau- the purchaser was a math teacher where I taught the hayloft of a barn into his art gallery. tiful watercolour paintings celebrating the Cana- school, and he bought it because it reminded him Veale puts his architectural drafting expertise to use in some of dian scenes that have inspired and sustained him of his grandfather’s barn.” It was also a great confi- his works, occasionally revealing fine pencil details in transparent throughout his life. Looking out the windows you dence builder, as were his ten subsequent sales to wash areas. He explains that he frequently works from his own pho- can see Jebb’s Creek sparkling in the sunlight. You the geography teacher. tographs, carefully composing his canvases through his viewfinder. realize that Veale has succeeded in surrounding To quote the famous pioneering American landscape photographer and sustaining himself both indoors and outdoors and environmentalist, Ansel Adams, “You don’t take a photograph, with the glorious natural settings rural Canadians you make it.” Veale carries it another step, applying his own artistic so often take for granted, and urban Canadians are sensibilities to a carefully chosen subject. starting to forget. He surprises me when he says he advocates the KISS principle, For some, retirement looms as a problem — defined by Wikipedia as follows: “The KISS principle states that most what do I do next? For Bill Veale it presented the systems work best if they are kept simple rather than made com- long-awaited opportunity to pursue his endur- plex; therefore simplicity should be a key goal in design and unneces- ing interest in becoming an artist. Throughout his sary complexity should be avoided.” Perhaps his pragmatic approach long career as a teacher and family provider he to creating art stems from all those years in the classroom helping often reminisced about the pleasure he had felt young students to master new skills. It may be a partial explanation as a youth, leisurely sketching the landscape while for his prolific output. strolling along the Causeway or hiking in the coun- Pragmatic or not, each painting appears as a spontaneous testa- tryside near his hometown of Kingston. ment to the joy he finds in nature, and collectively they elicit a won- Back then he captured the view in charcoal derful response in me — I am delightfully reminded of nature’s pow- and pencil sketches, honing the skills that would ers to calm and heal and strengthen us. Bill Veale didn’t need Edward eventually lead to his career as a teacher of cabi- O. Wilson’s biophilia hypothesis to recognize human beings’ instinc- net making and architectural drafting. Anticipat- tive bond with nature. Feel stressed? As I gazed at his gallery full of ing retirement back in 1982, Veale finally decided lovely landscapes I could literally feel my mood lighten and my cares to put his artistic yearnings to the test. The teacher recede. I just wanted to stay there. became the student, pursuing classes in watercol- Recently Veale decided to expand his repertoire and took lessons our and acrylics at the Ottawa School of Art and from acrylics artist Nora Brown of Lombardy (featured in our July at the Haliburton School of Fine Art, the latter in 2010 issue). The results are amazing. The intensely vibrant abstract a setting renowned for its amazing scenery in the he showed me unmasks a completely different side of his emotional inspirational Haliburton Highlands. temperament. Like Nora, he has been able to translate his water- Veale began expressing his abiding love of Teaching the Teacher colour expertise into a powerful new emotional language. It will be nature in all the glorious hues and moods that After finishing high school in Kingston, Veale com- interesting to see where this new journey takes him. the fickle medium of watercolour makes possi- pleted a four-year apprenticeship to qualify as a ble. It is precisely the uncertainty of the medium carpenter. He liked working with his hands, and he Summer Chill Out that fascinates Veale and spurs his creativity to liked solving problems. He used that experience to On July 13 and 14, Bill Veale will be participating in the 3rd annu- experiment ever further. Just as nature is ever- teach machine shop, architectural drafting, wood- al Art in the Barn Art Show & Sale at the Lombardy Fairgrounds, changing, the mixture of water and pigment is working and construction technology for 29 years, five miles south of Smiths Falls on Highway 15. The event features always dynamic and unpredictable. As a former plus an additional 13 years as a supply teacher at over forty Rideau Lakes Artists’ Association members, and is a “Do teacher himself, Veale comments that he loves a South Carleton High School in Richmond. Lanark It For Daron” fundraising event, supporting Youth Mental Health good teacher, and is quick to credit Brian Atyeo County has been his home and his constant artistic at the Royal Ottawa Foundation for Mental Health. If you miss the at Haliburton with teaching him how to apply inspiration, as he moved from Richmond to Clay- show, book yourself a calming visit to Bill’s Birchwood Studio and watercolour in a controlled fashion, when that is ton to Manotick, where he built his first studio. Gallery by contacting him at or by phone at his desired effect. When the family moved to Fallbrook, Veale put his 264–1134. You’ll be glad you did.

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June 2013 www.thehumm.com 3 THE HUMM Almonte’s Very First WHO William (Bill) Veale WHAT Watercolour Landscape Artist Bike-In Movie! WHERE Birchwood Studio and Gallery, 190 McLaren Dr., Enjoy a movie under the stars on Friday, June 14, Perth; ; 264–1134 thanks to a collaboration between TYPS Youth WHEN July 13 and 14, 3rd annual Art in the Barn Art Centre and Mississippi Mills Bicycle Month. Think Show & Sale at the Lombardy Fairgrounds, 5 “Drive-In” with bikes! miles south of Smiths Falls on Hwy 15 Fasten your lights, don your helmet, pack your snacks, and bike down to Coady’s Car Care lot on Mill Street in downtown Almonte. There will be WHY “It’s like breathing to me.” a Bike Park area on-site where you can leave your bike with trusted volunteers. This is a BYOC event (bring your own chair!).

ARTIST TRADING CARD The movie will start at dusk, but arrive early for festivities at 7:30pm. There will be face-painting, bike demos and other exciting offerings. If the forecast calls for rain, join everyone indoors Guess the mystery movie that TYPS will be Need ‘em… need ‘em… got ‘em… at TYPS Youth Centre at 65 Mill Street (through showing on June 14… the carriage way, behind Kentfield Kids). There will Clip and save the Artist Trading Card be fresh popcorn, drinks and some home-baked TYPS would love to have you. Please contact Amica goodies available for sale from the kitchen at TYPS. Perrie at or 325–2165. There are guidelines as to how much informa- TYPS would like to thank the following sup- All the cool kids do it! tion can be divulged about the actual movie title portive partners: Mississippi Mills Bicycle Month, in newspapers, so keep your eyes and ears open Coady’s Car Care, Mississippi Mills Musicworks, around town and on social media for information VersaTile, Almonte Antique Market, and The Town on this mystery feature. In the meantime, can you of Mississippi Mills. guess what this movie is? In addition to this screening, there are many Here are three clues: entertaining events happening in our community bike gang… over the course of June, as Mississippi Mills Bicycle Gertie… Month takes over. Reese’s Pieces. For more information, find TYPS and Bicy- Everyone is welcome at this event. By donation cle Month online at and only! All money will go to stocking the shelves with , on Facebook (TYPS Almonte/ food for the Thursday Night “Family Dinners” at Mississippi Mills Bicycle Month) or on Twitter TYPS. If you would like to help with this project, (@typsalmonte/@mmbicyclemonth).

Songs of Faith, Hope, Studio Theatre Productions presents Love and Inspiration The Ottawa Valley Music Festival continues its to the community. Both organisations have out- 20th anniversary season with a special selection of reach and scholarship programmes and are com- music; Songs of Faith, Hope, Love and Inspiration mitted to music education. on Sunday, June 23 in Eganville. The concert takes place at Grace Lutheran PROOF The Valley Festival Chorus will be conducted Church in Eganville at 3pm on June 23. Tickets are PROOF by Peter Morris and joined by special guests the $20 for adults, $10 for students, and free for chil- Cantiamo Girls Choir of Ottawa. Cantiamo is cel- dren under 12. ebrating its 10th anniversary in 2013, so it seemed Tickets are available at the door or by calling By David Auburn a natural fit to join with the OVMF’s 20th season. 433–9457 or emailing . Both the OVMF and Cantiamo share a vision of For more details, find the Ottawa Valley Music Fes- Directed by Jeremy Dutton bringing classical and contemporary choral music tival on Facebook or see .

A Pulitzer Prize-winning tale of genius, madness and love. "Nothing that counts can be counted..." Albert Einstein

June 6, 7, 8, 14 & 15 at 8:00 pm June 9 & 16 at 2:00 pm At The Studio Theatre 63 Gore St. E., Perth

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4 www.thehumm.com June 2013 June Round-up For Perth Celebrate June is always an excit- and plenty of benches on which the men ing month to be in Perth, to rest and enjoy the view. with oodles of fun things Art in the Garden runs both to do and delightful plac- days from 9am to 5pm. While in your es to visit. This year is no you’re there, why not treat Dad exception. to a new addition to the garden?

Postcards from Perth Postcards Always a great re- The retail nursery will be open life! minder of Father’s Day for all to browse. Admission is is the annual Art in the only $5, parking is free, and pets Garden at Kiwi Gardens, on a leash are happily welcomed. which this year is cel- In keeping with our garden ebrating its 17th anniver- theme: a little later in the month sary. Art in the Garden — and this is a good tip off that summer is here — the Rideau by John Pigeau Lakes Studio and Garden Tour marks its 15th anniversary. showcases artists and craftspeo- The tour takes place Saturday, ple, among the extensive, mature June 29, to Monday, July 1. This year’s Perth Kilt Run takes place on June 22 and beautiful display beds at Kiwi A free brochure is available at Gardens. most area stores, restaurants and Okay, this is yummy. So much This is not a Guinness World It’s an ideal family outing and welcome centres, and it’s a great so that I wish it has happening Record attempt year for the Perth the perfect chance to take Dad out tour guide filled with the names today. Alas, we’ll all have to wait Kilt Run, so officials say race day for a stroll through the gorgeous and locations of every artist and 'til June 27 for the Strawberry will be simpler than last year. The gardens and walkways, filled with studio. Every year on this mar- Social and Perth Citizens’ Band Haggis Toss returns, however — exotic plantings and handmade velous tour, new and established Concert at Stewart Park. Hosted will you break the world record works of art. On display are such artists are ready with wonderful by the Rotary Club, this delicious throw? There is also a new race- items as garden sculptures, ob- surprises for you, and I’m sure event starts at 7pm at the band- course design with less running elisks and arbours, blown glass, this year will delight as always. stand behind the Perth Town on the Perth Golf Course, a new outdoor furniture, wind chimes, The studios will be open 10am Hall. Fresh berries prepared into crossing of the Tay River Bridge, pottery, and various other pieces to 5pm, Saturday and Sunday, delicious shortcakes! Mark this and great new streetscape run- of unique garden art. but as a bonus this year they will one on your calendars, folks. For ning towards St. John’s Church. This premiere garden show also be open on Monday, July 1, more about the summer sched- Also new this year is the “Wee takes place Father’s Day Week- to celebrate Canada Day. For fur- ule of the Perth Citizens’ Band, Lad and Lassie” run. (Please end — June 15 and 16 — and ther information, contact Sherry see the inset below. check the blog for more informa- complements the day with tasty at 928–3041 or visit in Perth without thousands of tion competition returns as well, kilt-wearing, haggis-tossing, and CBC TV will be out for na- sword-wielding athletes running tional coverage of the run. enthusiastically all over town? It doesn’t take place until July, No, of course it wouldn’t. Satur- of course (July 19–21, to be exact), day, June 22 at 6pm, marks the 4th but the Stewart Park Festival annual Perth Kilt Run. Now a has announced this year’s lineup, world-class and official Guinness and it’s a doozy! Here are just World Record-breaking event, the a few of this year’s performers: Kilt Run has raised over $35,000 Fred Penner, Kelli Trottier, Prairie in its first three years for the MS Oyster’s Russell deCarle, Cécile Society and other great charities. Doo-Kingué, The Good Family, I’m not sure of the number The Dardanelles, Richard Perso, of kilt-wearing runners who will James Hill & Ann Janelle, Laura be participating this year (if you Smith, the 24th Street Wailers, De drive by The Running Goat, they Temps Antan, Gareth Pearson, Live Music, Fresh Air, and will have the number prominently New Country Rehab, Amanda displayed in their front window), Rheaume, Ana Miura, and (yay!) the Beauty of Stewart Park but if you’d like to take part in Perth’s own Henry Norwood. The Perth Citizen’s Band, Canada’s Oldest Continuing Town the fourth edition of this popular For lots more information Band, is preparing for the 2013 season of its annual Summer five-mile race, you can find more about this truly wonderful fes- Pops Concert Series. All concerts are held on the bandstand information and register by visit- tival, please visit their website in Stewart Park, directly behind the Town Hall, in historic ing or downtown Perth. This tradition has continued on the band- or by calling 264–8904. check them out on Facebook. stand each summer since it was constructed in 1931 and all concerts are free to the public. This year marks the 25th summer season under conductor Brian Tackaberry. Each concert features a variety of music ranging from classical to Broadway and movie themes, as well as jazz, blues, and other popular forms. In addition, Tackaberry includes heritage pieces from the band’s historic files and songs by Canadian composers or arrangers. Audience members are invited to bring along a lawn chair or simply enjoy a leisurely stroll through the park during the performances. All concerts begin at 7:30pm except the June 27 concert, which 14 Mill Street, Almonte begins at 7pm and is held in conjunction with the Strawberry So- cial sponsored by the Perth Rotary Club. In addition, the band 613.461.2000 will be performing at the North Lanark Regional Museum’s An- open 7 days a week nual Strawberry Festival on Sunday June 23. The Pops Concerts for this year are on June 13 and 27, July 11 and 25, and August 8 and 22. For more information, visit .

June 2013 www.thehumm.com 5 Five Years of Promoting Active Living Mississippi Mills “Gears” Up for Another Action-Packed Bicycle Month This June is the fifth annual Mis- Mills will be the first small town most kilometres during the sissippi Mills Bicycle Month. in Eastern Ontario to receive this month of June. This year the While many of us have enjoyed recognition. Community vol- whole of Lanark County will also great bicycle-themed events over unteers and cycling advocates, compete as a team, as residents the past four years, not every- many of whom are involved with of Renfrew County have decid- one knows about the less obvi- Bicycle Month, are working with ed to enter the ring for the first ous but more important success the town on this project. time, in an inter-county chal- of Bicycle Month — namely its Because of their jurisdiction lenge. Any resident of Lanark or contribution of creating a more over roads, Lanark County is also Renfrew County can register at healthy, active, bicycle-friendly an important player in creating . community. bicycle-friendly communities. An important component of The Town of Mississippi Mills A concrete example of Lanark Bicycle Month has always been has been an important supporter County supporting cycling is their promoting safe cycling for chil- of Bicycle Month and has taken commitment to provide bicycle dren, through the Bicycle Ro- several steps over the past five lanes in Almonte, along Perth and deo, for example, which teaches years to make the town a more Bridge Streets from Highway 29 safe bicycle handling, rules of the bicycle-friendly place to live to the arena, when the roads are road, and proper helmet fitting. This year’s “Birders on Bikes” ride takes place on Sunday, June 9. and visit. This year they are tak- redone in the fall of 2013. The area schools have been Last year, participants spotted no fewer than 57 different species! ing the formal step of applying Mississippi Mills Bicycle great partners in getting the For dates and details about all events, visit . to be an official Bicycle-Friendly Month has always invited all word out to kids about Bicycle Community. This program, run residents of Lanark County to Month. Naismith Public School Mills to strike a School Travel another full schedule of bicycle- by Share the Road Cycling Coali- participate in the annual Silver in Almonte has taken this part- planning group. This pilot pro- themed activities. New events in- tion , provides Chain Challenge, a cycling en- nership to the next level by ject will address safe walking clude mountain bike skills de- incentives, hands-on assistance, couragement program which working with Bicycle Month, the and biking to school. velopment clinics and an edible and award recognition for com- consists of a friendly challenge Upper Canada District School Mississippi Mills Bicycle garden tour. See munities that actively support bi- between communities, to see Board, the Public Health Unit, Month will continue promot- for complete information. cycling. If successful, Mississippi who can collectively cycle the and the Town of Mississippi ing active living this June with — Rachel Sutton Share Your Talents at Puppets Up! in August Puppets Up! celebrates its ninth visitors? If you would like the op- canada day anniversary this August 10 and portunity to join the family reun- 11 in the heart of downtown ion this summer, please attend in mississippi mills Almonte. Each year they wel- the open auditions on June 13 at come thousands of visitors over the Almonte United Church Hall around town 5pm to dusk the course of the two-day event. from 7–9pm. They love to see the smiles on A small honorarium will sun june 30th 5-7pm fundraiser bbq @ rbc people’s faces as they enjoy the be offered to those who are puppet performances, parades, selected to perform. Please canada day eve 6pm kid’s activities @ community centre food, and street entertainment. contact Mary Lou Souter at in pakenham 7pm annual parade along main st Do you enjoy performing? Have for more you got a talent to share with our information. followed by live entertainment @ community centre fireworks at dusk start canada day in pakenham pancake breakfast @ firehall 7-11am Mississippi Mills Makes then flock to almonte for an evening of entertainment 4pm to dusk Space for Culture Days gemmill park 4pm to dusk Celebrate Culture Days in Can- during the 2013 Culture Days ada from September 27 to 29! weekend (September 28 and 29). mon july 1st 4-9pm family picnic & bbq The Culture Days mission is to Space is available at the following facepainting & kid’s activities raise awareness, accessibility, and town facilities: the Almonte Old canada day refreshment gardens participation of Canadians in the Town Hall, the Almonte Com- in almonte arts and cultural life of their community Centre, the Cedar Hill free entertainment for all ages munities. Created in 2009, this School House, and the Stewart fireworks at dusk event is dedicated to building a Community Centre. performances in the park by... national network of cultural con- Space is being made available nections devoted to providing for groups and individuals who kelly sloan Canadians with opportunities to are interested in showcasing fireflies participate in, and appreciate, all their art. You may use the space rothwell & moffatt forms of arts and culture. to host a free workshop, a gallery singing group The Mississippi Mills Town or a demonstration. The Town Council recognizes the signifi- will assist you in promoting your cant impact our cultural com- event. In addition, groups can impactpercussionthe split munity has on both the unique register at to identity and economic prosper- receive promotion through the Almonte Almonte ity of Mississippi Mills. They are national movement. Sponsored by: Civitan Lions committed to supporting this vi- In order to reserve your space, Club Club tal industry. please contact Bonnie Hawkins Royal Canadian Legion In an effort to show their ap- at 256–1077 before August 1. Branch 240 Almonte preciation and support, they are Please let Bonnie know your ex- offering space free of charge, on pected timeframe as well as your a first-come first-served basis, space requirements. 6 www.thehumm.com June 2013 mississippi mills PSSST — Here’s the BICYCLE Scoop on Summer! MONTH There’s always so much going on 4pm and the activities will continue right in Mississippi Mills during the through to 9pm, when the fireworks will Mississippi Milling summer months that I figured begin in Gemmill Park. This new sched- both residents and visitors might ule will allow families to get away for the appreciate a little overview of long weekend and still be back in time for some of the major events. This is all the fun! The line-up features the Fire- just the bare bones though — for flies (a girls’ choir that sings Motown, no more in-depth info you’ll have less!), Almonte’s own Kelly Sloan, Impact to revisit my column from last Percussion, Rothwell and Moffat, and The Split. Kids can make crafts, bounce in the by Miss Mills, puppet reporter bouncy castle, and enjoy face-painting and balloon animals. Emily Arbour is even month (available online at thehumm.com) working on a mini-Handmade Harvest, or take a look at the back page of this issue featuring craft vendors in the park, from (the Art of Summer Festivals — tear it off 4–9pm. and tape it to the fridge!). After that I’ve got a few new fun things to throw your Stories For Stuart McLean way, so read on! You’ve probably heard that the Almonte a .c n in i Old Town Hall will be the proud host of a a w w S rs Summer Round-Up r le the Vinyl Café featuring Stuart McLean le d d n n a a h Coming up in June — all month long, on July 12 and 13. No doubt you also Ch .c y w t b w mind you — is Mississippi Mills Bi- heard that tickets sold out in less than a ar w cycle Month! From themed rides and week! So did you miss the boat? Not nec- races to bike polo and rodeos, there are essarily — you now have a chance to win mmbm.ca about a bazillion (give or take a few gajil- some tickets by participating in the Mis- lion) events in which to partake. Visit sissippi Mills “Story Exchange” Writing for up-to-date details. Contest! Mississippi Mills Bicycle Month Event Lineup Word on the street is that the street Tiffany MacLaren from the Town of is where you’ll want to be on June 8 — to Mississippi Mills is working with the Weekly Events take a gander at the Downtown Almonte team at the Vinyl Café Story Exchange June 2-8 Bike to Work Week Criterium races while you check out some and will be submitting your stories on Tuesdays in June Almonte Bicycle Club Time trial Thursdays in June RIMM Rovers Ride awesome sidewalk sales on Mill Street. You your behalf, once local judges have read Bike Polo in Gemmill Park can also wander down to the fairgrounds to them. Submissions to this contest must Fridays in June Bike to school/work check out Busfusion that follow the Vinyl Café story exchange Sundays in June Ride to worship weekend, if you prefer four wheels to two. rules — they must be short and they July 5–7 brings the stomp and lilt of must be true — and they should also be Special Events Almonte Celtfest about Mississippi Mills. Sat, June 1 Kid’s Bike rodeo to town, culminating in a frenzy of music, Here’s some advice from Stuart Bicycle Art Show opening song and dance in Gemmill Park on July 6 McLean himself: “Now here is something Sun, June 2 Scavenger Hunt and 7. From July 19–21 the Almonte Fair important. You don’t have to be a writer Mon, June 3 Bicycle Month ‘Adopt a road’ clean up pulls into town for the to join in. In fact, if you have never written Wed, June 5 Rusty Spokes Mature Adult Ride 155th time, featuring live entertainment, anything before in your life I want to hear A History of the CCM Bicycle with John McKenty livestock shows, homecraft displays, a from you more than anyone. Just put your Fri, June 7 Miss Mills Grand Prix Stage Race Pakenham Circuit Race Stargazers Ride Demolition Derby and of course the great story down on paper. Use simple short Sat, June 8 MM Grand Prix Time Trial and Downtown Almonte Criterium midway. words. They are the best kind. Think of it Mountain biking for kids foundation skills session Gemmill Park August is no slouch either, with all my as writing me a letter. It is my belief that if ABC Tour to Bolingbroke peeps coming for Puppets Up! on the 10 and 11 , the Paken- tell the truth about something important Birders on Bikes ham Fair to us, that together we will create an ex- Mountain biking for adults foundation skills session Gemmill Park taking place on the 17th, and the 30th an- traordinary archive — an archive that will Wed, June 12 Travelogue; Bicycling Cuba nual North Lanark Highland Games be a snapshot of our country. A picture of Fri, June 14 TYPS Movie “ET” march- who we are, and how we feel about things, Sat, June 15 Tour de Mississippi Mills (varying lengths from 29 – 100 k) ing in on the 24th. I promise more details and most importantly, what we feel is im- Tour of Mississippi Mills - Mountain bike Burntlands on those events, and on September’s portant.” Sun, June 16 Tour of Mississippi Mills - Mountain bike Neighbourhood Tomato Community Gardens Edible Garden Tour Fibrefest in an upcoming And if the sheer joy of writing wasn’t with Ed Lawrence column! enough, you can also win some great Mon, June 17 Bicycle Travelogue – “Bike and Barge in the Netherlands” prizes by entering this local contest! First Wed, June 19 The Bike Picnic And Now for the Newbies prize is two tickets to Stuart McLean’s Sat, June 22 Hillside Church family ride The lovely village of Pakenham is still sold out performance on Friday, July 12, Mountain biking for kids Intermediate skills session the only place to be on Canada Day Eve dinner at Café Postino, and a room at Bike Polo Tournament (June 30), because they get the jump on the Almonte Riverside Inn; second prize Sun, June 23 Conquer the Concrete - BMX and Skateboard everyone else by holding their celebra- is two tickets to the show and dinner at Mountain biking for adults Intermediate skills session tions and fireworks display a day early! the Heirloom Café; and third prize is ABC Tour to Shawville Come for a fundraiser BBQ from 5–7pm two tickets to the show. The deadline is Sat, June 29 Mountain Bike Tour of Mississippi Mills at the Royal Bank, stay for kids’ activities June 30, and you can submit your story to Sun, June 30 Pakenham Parade starting at 6pm at the Stewart Community , or mail Mountain Bike Tour of Mississippi Mills Centre, enjoy the annual parade along the it or drop it off for Tiffany MacLaren at ABC Tour to Dalhousie Lake main street at 7pm, and then take in lo- the Almonte Old Town Hall, 14 Bridge EVENTS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE - CHECK MMBM.CA FOR LATEST DETAILS cal live entertainment at the Community Street, Almonte, ON K0A 1A0. For more Centre until the fireworks start at dusk! details about all the rules and regula- Almonte, on the other hand, is chang- tions, please see ing up their Canada Day celebrations a and . Now if bit this year. Instead of an all-day event, you’ll excuse me… it seems we’ve all got the opening ceremonies will take place at some writing to do! June 2013 www.thehumm.com 7 Some Like it Hot! The room is quiet and peaceful as Why Hot Yoga? ing in extra fluids before, pre- you lie on your back, relaxed with The hot temperature promotes pares you for the sweating and eyes closed. The temperature is a sweating, which helps to flush tox- detoxifying you will experience heart-melting 37 degrees Celsius. ins through the skin. The heat also in class. Water is offered at the You may think you are lying on elevates the heart rate, allowing studio, but you are encouraged to a beach in Thailand, but as the for a more intense cardiovascular bring a water bottle to class. teacher’s voice calls for you to workout and increased circulation. Remember: as with all kinds of slowly start moving, you remem- Your muscles are warm, allowing yoga, exercise, or a trip to Thai- ber that this is the heart of Carle- for a safe and deeper release of ten- land, consult your doctor before ton Place. This year, the Yoga Sta- sion. Because you can’t ignore the participating in a class. tion has undergone renovations heat of the room, the temperature Yoga Station is located at to incorporate, in addition to the aids in concentration and relaxa- 132 Coleman Street in Carleton original studio, a hot yoga room. tion, calming the nervous system. Place. For more details, drop in, If you’ve seen the “Hot Yoga” call them at 253–9642, or visit sign on Coleman Street and have The Importance of Water . wondered about the benefits of Make sure to drink water before — Jessie Carson is a teacher at hot yoga, read on! and during a hot yoga class. Tak- Yoga Station Will You Make Me Cluck Like A Chicken? Dear consulting hypnotist — will of mind people go in and out of self-hypnosis, and use it as often you make me cluck like a chick- all the time, like when you are as we want to improve our lives en? Can you make my husband driving somewhere, but you can’t dramatically! It’s easy, it’s fun, Pick up theHumm in Almonte at vacuum? I get these questions a remember the last five minutes… and it works. lot, and I love it! I am a consult- you still stopped at the stop sign, Now, to answer your ques- jr’s family restaurant ing hypnotist, and I use hypnosis turned at the correct street, even tions. Will I make you cluck like to help my clients make changes though you can’t quite remember a chicken? Only if you want me ELEBRATING EARS in their personal and profession- doing it. That was a very light to. Can I make your husband C 20 Y al lives. When I tell people that, state of hypnosis, and you were vacuum? Well, no, I can’t make THE OTTAWA VALLEY MUSIC FESTIVAL I get the most wonderful reac- in total control the whole time. anyone do something they don’t tions. Right after the chicken and Neat, right? Hypnosis is not a want to do, but let’s just say that PRESENTS vacuum questions though, I am stage show where you will be my husband suddenly thorough- often asked if I can help with “X” made to look ridiculous. Hypno- ly enjoys cooking, cleaning and Canadian (X is whatever that person wants sis is the tool that stage hypno- folding laundry… and American help with: like sleep, concentra- tists use for a show, and the show tion, smoking, professional mo- can be hilarious. But hypnosis Self-Hypnosis and Self- tivation, etc.). The answer, most itself is a state of mind, and how Care workshop often, is “Yes.” you choose to use it is up to you. Do you want to learn the secrets Songs Hypnosis is almost as old as So then what is hypnosis? of hypnosis? Do you want to Songs the OVMF Chorus time, and yet there still seems Hypnosis is a natural state of fo- learn how to harness its power With Special Guests to be little known about it by cused concentration. In the hyp- to improve self-care in your life? Of Faith the general public; that’s the bad notic state, the conscious mind is By improving your self-care, you Hope, Love news. The good news is that hyp- bypassed, to allow access to the can improve almost all other ar- nosis is natural, easy, safe, and subconscious mind. The sub- eas of your life. Come for a fun and can be really fun! conscious mind is like the mas- and empowering day on July 14, Inspiration Sunday, June 23, 2013 To understand what hypno- ter computer inside your head, from 10am to 4pm, as I share the sis really is, let’s start with what holding all memories, experi- secrets of hypnosis, the step-by- 3:00 pm hypnosis is not. Hypnosis is not ences, thoughts, reactions, etc. step method to master self-hyp- Grace Lutheran Church mind control. While the Holly- By moving the conscious mind nosis, and the best way to use it 14 Bonnechere St. W. wood movie makers would like aside, we get to make alterations to supercharge self-care. Eganville us to think it is, thankfully there to the master computer that will — Kelly McGuire BA(Psych), CH, is no mind control involved. benefit our daily lives. One of the is a Certified Consulting Hypno- Adults $20 / Students $10 When someone is in the hypnot- greatest things about hypnosis is tist working in the Ottawa area. (Free Admission for Kids under 12) ic state, they remain in total con- that we can have someone like For more information please TICKETS AVAILABLE AT THE DOOR, trol. Hypnosis is not scary. The a consulting hypnotist guide us visit at [email protected] OR CALL 613-433-9457 hypnotic state is actually a state into hypnosis, or we can learn

8 www.thehumm.com June 2013 A Musical Pub in the 'Prior Looking for a great live music venue in Arnprior? Look right downtown, where the John St. Pub recently opened with the goal of becoming “Arnprior’s neighbourhood pub and the Ottawa Valley’s premier live music venue”! Showcasing a wide spectrum of national and regional touring artists, as well as aspiring and inspiring local performers, they offer a variety of genres to satisfy many musical interests. Billing themselves as the place The view from the stage at Arnprior’s new “where friends meet and music al- John St. Pub ways happens”, they back that up with a sizeable raised stage and a state-of- sine (hosting the Blues Jam on June 20), the-art sound and lighting system. Every Spencer Scharf (folk rock, roots and first Wednesday of the month you can try blues on June 21), and Slowtown Fire your hand at performing at their Open (classic and new rock on June 22). For Mic Night beginning at 8pm. Every third complete details including times and pric- Thursday of the month, you can catch es, give them a call at 623–8149 or visit the Blues Jam Night, also starting at their Facebook page. 8pm. In addition to those regular events, In addition to great live entertainment, the John St. Pub books several acts each the John St. Pub also welcomes people to month. A quick glance at the line-up for drop in after work or in the evenings for June includes the Arms of A Girl Band great food and refreshments (including (alt-country/folk on June 1), Brent Dick- “the biggest selection of fine Irish and Scot- ie & The B-List (classic and new rock on tish whiskey in town”), or to enjoy sports June 8), J. P. Cormier (award-winning events on their large high definition TVs. East Coast folk, bluegrass and Celtic on The John St. Pub is located at 129 John June 14), the stars of the TV show Guinea Street in Arnprior. Hours of operation are Pig (with their extreme live freak show on Wednesdays and Thursdays from 4pm, and June 15), Barry Buse & Redneck Limou- Fridays and Saturdays from 4pm to 2am. Who Will Compete at National Poetry Festival? Live Poets Society (LiPS), Lanark Coun- is hosted by a different competing city each ty’s own slam poetry collective, is hosting year, and Montreal will be hosting this fall. its final competition for this year on Satur- Shows are held at local venues within day, June 8, at Carleton Place Town Hall. the county and surrounding area through- The show starts at 7pm and the door will out the year. The competitive season usu- open at 6:30pm. Tickets are $10. ally starts shortly into the new year, end- The five top finalists of this competi- ing with the finals in June. Once the team tion will form the team, which will travel is formed, LiPS will host more shows over to Montreal to compete in the Canadian the summer to help with the cost of send- Festival of Spoken Word (CFSW) this fall. ing their team to the festival. Come out and watch local poets and writ- LiPS is the only rural collective com- ers demonstrate their best work, to earn a peting at CFSW. Poets from Carleton spot on the team! Place, Perth, Smiths Falls and everywhere Since 2008, LiPS has held seasonal com- in between are representing our commu- petitions to form a team, giving local poets nities and our county on a national stage and writers an opportunity to perform orig- with some of Canada’s best writers and inal work at the CFSW. This national festival performing poets. Come to this year’s finals and listen to what LiPS has to say.

Pictured above are members of the winning 2012 LiPS team, Attend the final competition on June 8 to find out who makes this year’s team! June 2013 www.thehumm.com 9 Humm Bits Requiem for My Car Rain Barrels for Sale I have a scratchy mem- We changed up to a silver Ci- We got one more glimpse of The Rideau Valley Conservation Foundation and Westport in oir that my father dic- tation after that, until the new it, and I really wish we hadn’t: it Bloom are selling rain barrels to conserve water and support local tated into an old cas- car bug struck once again. For a was on the back end of a truck charities. Order online at or call sette recorder, detailing change, I was going to buy a car destined for the junk yard. My 273–6079. Barrels are in several colours; cost is $55. Pick-up is on his life. I can hear him when we wanted it, not when we dear little car, faithful to the very

Saturday, June 15 from 10am to noon at St. Edwards Church in Report The Reever sipping his rye, tipping needed it. I must have shopped end. Westport. The last day to order is June 8. his squeaky desk chair for two months before we decid- I can’t be without wheels! and recalling his life, ed on a nearly-new 1996 Toyota Within a week I was dragging Youth Auditions for Othello not by decades or jobs, Corolla, dignified beige, in mint Alan through car lots, meet- On Saturday, June 8, from 9am to 1pm at the Carleton Place Town but by the sort of car he condition. That satisfied me un- ing deplorably inept salesmen, Hall, the Mississippi Mudds Youth Theatre will be holding audi- owned: the old Model T til I touched the Smart Car. Bad seeing too-expensive cars that tions for its October production of William Shakespeare’s Othello, move! I wanted/needed one of “were exactly what we needed”, directed by Mark Piper. by Glenda Jones those cute little things so badly discarding one choice after an- Approximately ten roles are available for actors aged 13 to 18. A that I bought a tiny Pewter one other. There was one dealership number of smaller roles may be available for actors aged 11 to 12. when he survived a winter in a to hang with my keys as a con- we hadn’t seen, and with no ex- For more information, please visit . tar-papered shack in Lloydmin- stant reminder. pectations we turned into the ster, Saskatchewan; the Ford Again, I hit the car lots, trying lot. Like a puppy waiting at the History & Strawberries in Appleton he got third-hand the year he to replicate the Smart Car. Lots pound, a beautiful Mazda 2 was The North Lanark Regional Museum is now open seven days a meet my mom; the Austin with of brochures, lots of compari- right at the entrance. I passed it week, from 10am to 4pm, featuring displays on local pioneering brakes that gave out at the least son, until I found my dream car: twice, thinking it would be over history and the 1942 Almonte Train Wreck, as well as many other provocation; the Vanguard that the 2005 Toyota Echo! As soon the budget, but on the third artefacts of local history. my mom kept running as long as I laid eyes on that car, shiny pass, I read the price. Try to act The Annual General Meeting of theNorth Lanark Historical as we had it; and his pride and and new, I knew I wanted it. cool when your heart is saying Society will be taking place on Wednesday, June 5, at 7pm at the joy, a brand new 1957 Chev Alan doesn’t like car shopping, “This is the one!” We casually North Lanark Regional Museum. A highlight of the meeting will Bel-Air, metallic bronze and so he hangs around the show met a sales rep — nice guy, two be guest speaker John McKenty, who will talk about the history of cream. There was no activity room, looking like he might buy dogs, lives in the country, drives the CCM bicycle. more anticipated than spring the sports car, while I talk to the a hatchback for his dogs too — The museum is also pleased to announce that their annual tire-kicking with my dad. He’d sales rep. One test drive, and we who drove us around the block Strawberry Social will be hosted at the museum on June 23, from find the car, bring it home, and adopted our perfect car right a couple of times. Always best 2–4pm. Come out and enjoy an afternoon of sweet treats and live announce this was a real deal he there. to let them drive the first time music performed by the Perth Citizen’s Band. The museum is ex- couldn’t refuse. The negotiations All 274,000 km on that car to hear any strange noises and cited to have this year’s Miss Teen Lanark County, Haven Lam- were often oiled with something were ours. It took us to New get a feel for the car. He handed othe, joining us for the afternoon as well. Tickets are $10 and can other than tea, I recall, but he York, to North Bay, to untold me the keys, and we took it for a be purchased in advance. sure loved his cars. dog classes, to greenhouses, to spin. Once again into the fray of For more information see , I must have inherited that hardware stores, to ski hills — negotiations, and three days lat- call 257–8503, or visit the museum at 647 River Road, at the cor- desire for good wheels. I read everywhere, and nary a repair er, we had a new car. As I slid be- ner of Appleton Side Road, in Appleton. the Driving section of the paper, in eight years, except for one flat hind the wheel to bring it home, scrolling through the virtual car tire. Talk about reliable. I would I did my best to sweet talk it. I’ve New Exhibits at Heritage House lots, and start comparing next have driven that car into the washed it a couple of times, and For over one hundred years, Smiths Falls and surrounding area year’s models in September. next century if I could have. am getting some minor repairs have produced world renowned carvers and developed a last- We’ve had a brand new 1964 So imagine my total horror done so it’ll be happy. ing legacy through groups such as the Rideau Carvers Club. The Chevy II — our wedding car we when my poor little baby was Here’s the funny bit. I was in “Carvings of the Rideau” exhibition, which runs to October 24, called it. Black with red uphol- unceremoniously rear-ended. town yesterday, and waved to a pays tribute to these works of art and the natural heritage of the re- stery. Yummy! That was followed My heart ached to see it hoisted couple of people, and they didn’t gion. Discover the talents and stories of internationally celebrated by a huge Chev Impala, a boat onto the tow truck, and disap- recognize me. My little Echo carvers including Nichol, Kerr, Miller, Braham and Garton. on wheels that hauled enough pear down the road, one wheel and I were a team. I even passed The cultures of the world meet in Smiths Falls at the “Home camping gear for a family of crumpled under the carriage. It Alan at an intersection and he in a Suitcase” exhibit (until July 1). Discover the personal cultural five. Then there was a Zephyr didn’t deserve that! didn’t recognize our own car! heritage of newcomers who have chosen Smiths Falls as home. station wagon. You could get We next saw our little car Since we live on a small road, Explore their “suitcases” of keepsakes from their home country. two bikes in the back of that all alone at the collision cen- all new vehicles are suspect, and The Heritage House Museum is open 10:30am to 4:30pm daily, baby. It smelled faintly of ath- tre. It was like a wounded ani- there were some strange looks including weekends and holidays, at 11 Old Sly’s Road in Smiths letes the whole time we had it! mal wanting to be taken home. the first time I came up the hill. Falls. For information on the new exhibits and upcoming events, Our Mazda truck, a sporty little There was nothing we could do So we have a new baby in the please contact them at 283–6311, , pickup, ran long after it should to save it, so we sadly removed garage, and I am excited as al- “Like” them on Facebook, or visit . have died. We were passed by it all our trinkets, maps, geocache ways with our choice. on the 417 one day, and couldn’t treasures, blankets, and bags, However, my little Echo will Strawberry Social for Therapeutic Riding believe it! and left it there, stripped of its hold a special place in my car in- Please join the Therapeutic Riding Program for their very first identity. We didn’t look back. ventory. RIP Echo! annual Strawberry Social on Sunday, June 30, from 2–4pm at the Herb Garden (3840 Old Almonte Road, 256–0228). Tickets are th $10 per person and include tea/coffee, strawberry shortcake, si- 15 Annual lent auction, raffle, door prizes and access to the Herb Garden for Rideau Lakes the afternoon. Tickets are available at Read’s Book Store in Carleton Place or Studio and Garden by calling 257–7121x238. Tour With the support of the Herb Garden and Beckwith Berries, the Lanark County Therapeutic Riding Program is very excited to Saturday June 29 be hosting their very first Strawberry Social fundraiser. The Riding to Monday July 1 th Program is in its 27 year of offering support to disabled adults Come and explore the beautiful and children in and around Lanark County. The Riding Program rural scenery, and discover a bit of does not have ongoing government support, so fundraising events history at the UNESCO World Heritage Rideau Canal while are a big part of their mandate. For more information on the pro- sharing in the artists’ creativity, gram, see . skills, and stories. Join them for a lovely day at the Herb Garden and support this great cause! For information: 613–928–3041 rideaulakesstudioandgardentour.com

10 www.thehumm.com June 2013 The Garden of The Herb Garden Herbaceous Delights I love this time of year. The air is shows that as early as 4000b.c. monly used with these two!) have saturated with intoxicating smells herb gardens were built near spawned a number of diverse and the sounds of birds. Plants are Egyptian temples. In the past attractions and opportunities at pushing up out of the earth and century we have witnessed a de- the location. There is something the healing power and promise cline in such spaces due, in part of interest for everyone at the of fresh new green is abundant. I’m guessing, to a simultaneous Herb Garden! For fans of local I have finally spent several hours increase in modern pharmaceu- history, the beautifully restored in my perennial gardens rearrang- ticals. However, there is a place log barns, built by Irish settlers ing the furniture (aka cleaning in our midst that is dedicated (the Meehans) in the 1830s, are up, dividing and transplanting) to promoting the culture and sure to be of interest. The Mee- George & Gerry and saying hello again to all of the cultivation of herbs. The Herb han family has even booked the plant friends I’d forgotten about Garden — located just east of farm for their family reunion Who They Are over the winter. As I work my way Almonte — offers the public a this summer! For those want- The Herb Garden through the beds I am reminded sanctuary to visit, a place to learn ing an encounter with nature, a George and Gerry of just how much pleasure wetland trail is ready to 3840 Old Almonte Road Ottawa, Ontario K0A 1A0 the numerous herbs I’ve greet your walking shoes. 256–0228, , planted bring to me — their For something a bit more Info about Herbfest: wafting aromas greeting me contemplative, one can as I move amongst them. walk slowly through the What They Offer Herbs truly are some of my labyrinth that was con- Large selection of potted culinary herbs for purchase, a beautiful most favourite plants, and structed several years destination to explore, demonstration herb gardens, a wetland trail, they feature prominently ago. Aromatic herbs line heritage barns, an artisan ‘boutique’, an art gallery, monthly catered in both my vegetable, per- the pathways and help dinners (June 19, August 14), location rental for private and public ennial and potted gardens. to slow racing brains, fo- functions (including weddings), free workshops about herbs (July 6, Beautiful and tough — of- cusing one’s attention on Sept 7), other events (see above and listings on their website) ten performing best in lean, each step of the journey. hot, dry conditions — herbs Time to plant some Where They Sell have been valued for hun- herbs? The Herb Garden Ottawa Farmers Market (Brewster Park) on Sundays. dreds of years for their culinary about and purchase herbs, and a offers a wide selection of ten- Le Marché du Vieux Hull (Laval Street) on Thursdays. and medicinal properties. To me, beautiful place to rent for private der and hardy culinary herbs for they are sort of the “shamans” of functions such as weddings, re- sale. For those seeking informa- the plant world — unassuming unions or corporate events. tion about what to do with those Lemon Verbena Cocktail but potent. Over the past ten years, own- herbs, three workshops about 1 cup water Herbal gardens have been ers Gerry and George (appar- how to care for and harvest ¼ cup sugar around for a long time. Evidence ently last names are not com- them are offered this year, free of ¼ cup torn lemon verbena leaves charge. Hungry? Once a month, ¾ cup white rum catered “family-style” dinners in ¾ cup chilled club soda the renovated barn are tremen- juice of 2 limes dously popular. Call to reserve a Lemon verbena is a great herb to plant in a pot for the patio. seat. To top off your experience, Put it in a sunny spot next to where you’ll sit (and sip the cock- an art gallery and artisan bou- tail) and stroke it to release its intense lemony scent. tique are housed in two of their Combine water and sugar in a small saucepan. Rub torn other log buildings, and feature lemon verbena leaves to release oils. Add to sugar water. Bring local art and handmade items. mixture to a boil. Stir and cook for 30 seconds. Cool complete- See their website for details, ly. Strain mixture. Combine mixture with rum, soda and lime dates and hours of operation. juice. Serve over ice and garnish with lemon verbena leaves. The grounds feature demonstration gardens that provide a display of mature, hardy, peren- ciation, continues to attract a have imagined owning and run- nial herbs. These and the lovely dedicated and diverse array of ning a herb garden. However, as gazebo overlooking the gardens vendors and visitors, includ- Gerry puts it, “It was a turnkey are both a selling point and of- ing herbalists, artisans, herb business opportunity” (i.e. it was ten the focal points for wed- growers, foodies and chefs. The a well-established business), and dings. And weddings are a big event boasts a day-long pro- what they could and did bring part of Gerry and George’s busi- gram of entertainment, demon- to it was their entrepreneurial ness. I suppose their own wed- strations and a unique shopping flare, marketing savvy and a ding (soon after moving to the environment with over 100 strong work ethic. The learning farm a decade ago) must have vendors from across the region. curve was steep at first and Ger- made a light-bulb go off, for they Gerry (he) and George (she) ry is the first to credit the great began developing the location landed here after winding up staff that stayed on through the to appeal to and accommodate previous careers in corporate change in ownership. This ena- large and small wedding parties, “head-hunting” and geriatric bled the knowledge transfer of as well as other social and cor- psychiatry respectively. Theyherb growing and garden main- porate functions. sought and found a significant tenance to unfold smoothly. In The largest and perhaps best change of scenery in both their the ensuing years, the couple known of the public events home and work lives, and es- has shaped the business in ways hosted at the Herb Garden is tablished a home base closer to that have put their own stamp Herbfest (July 28). After 17 Gerry’s activities as a kayak en- on it. Judging from the sheer di- years, this one-day herbal ex- thusiast. With little previous ex- versity of services the business travaganza, organized by the perience with either gardening offers its clientele, G & G are do- Ottawa Valley Herb Asso- or herbs, neither of them would ing a crack job of it! June 2013 www.thehumm.com 11 Self-Hypnosis & Self-Care Workshop Join us as Kelly McGuire leads us Doors Open Smiths Falls through a day of self-awareness. Come visit Doors Open Smiths Falls on June 9 and Photo by Simon Lunn Kelly, a certified hypnotist, will help to remove celebrate the Town’s heritage in all its significant the stigma around hypnotism and forms: historic, architectural, natural and cultural. teach us how to supercharge self-care. This one-day annual event in Smiths Falls is part of Whether you are looking for ways to sleep better, a province-wide celebration and provides unique commit to self-improvement, or wanting to learn opportunities to explore and enjoy interesting places and spaces — free of charge. about self-hypnosis, this day is for and about you! Put on your comfortable walking shoes and have a leisurely guided walk — in the morning with Rideau AM PM July 14 • 10 – 4 • $55 per person Trails or at twilight with the Municipal Heritage Thresholds, 141 Pine Ridge Drive in Blacks Corners Committee, when they will focus on Smiths Falls’ Details available at www.thresholds.weebly.com industrial heritage. Join guided tours of the newly or call Patti Koeslag at 613-253-3099 renovated Smiths Falls site of the Perth and Smiths Falls District Hospital or Hart Laundry Services in the Gallipeau Centre, the Railway Museum of East- Along the way, enjoy “Cultural Expressions”, the ern Ontario or the Masonic Lodge. See new and provincial Doors Open theme for 2013. Be enter- antique fire trucks on display in front of the Town tained by performers at various Doors Open sites. Hall. Stop by and have a chat and tour with a Town Listen to the organ and Carillon at Westminster Councillor in the Town Hall Council Chambers, or Presbyterian Church, and classical music and jazz visit Jack FM and meet the radio team of Wayne and at Trinity United Church. Appreciate live theatre John. At Heritage House Museum, don’t miss see- with a special performance of the Mills Commu- ing the two-storey Victorian privy, the world class nity at the Station Theatre and the talented mu- wood carvers exhibition, or “Home in a Suitcase”, sic students from Smiths Falls District Collegiate a display of the special memories of new residents Institute. Visit the artists in Russell Street Village, who now call Smiths Falls home. Be amazed when including the Smiths Falls Art Journey group. Why you visit the Parks Canada Gate Shop, where they not bring home an original work of art? Appreciate make the giant Rideau Canal lock doors. Enjoy dem- the creativity of pioneers expressed in their wood- onstrations by the Search and Rescue Team, includ- en tools at the Montague Agricultural Museum. ing horses and dogs. Support fundraisers such as the Enjoy Open Stage, a live music jam in Lower Reach Smiths Falls Library used book sale or community Park, from 5–8pm. barbecues, and visit the REAL Deal Store and En- Smiths Falls has participated in Doors Open vironment Centre — the day is filled with choices! since 2002, when the Ontario Heritage Trust em- Photo by Roger Sands braced the program. This year, it will also participate in a Doors Open Ontario socio-economic survey. Visitors who participate in the survey have a chance to win one of 15 gift cards, redeemable at Ontario’s finest hotels, inns and spas. Join in the fun in Smiths Falls on Sunday, June 9 from 10am to 4pm for Doors Open! (Please note that open times may differ at some sites.) Volun- teers are waiting to welcome you, all over town. Drop by Smiths Falls Town Hall lobby for a map and full list of Doors Open sites and activities or contact Lynne Clifford-Ward, Co-ordinator, Doors Open Like theHumm on Tour the Station Theatre (above), the Heritage Smiths Falls 2013, at House Museum (above right), and many other or 283–4124x1150. More information can also be FW_ADsm:Layout 1 22/05/13facebook! 11:43 AM Page 1 spots during Doors Open on June 9 found at .

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12 www.thehumm.com June 2013 Acoustic Blues Return to Westport Choose The Blues Productions, producer play Westport. This duo with the unusual of the successful Blues On The Rideau name is Shawn Hall on vocals and harp (the Series, is pleased to announce that the Harpoonist) and Matt Rogers on guitar, Acoustic Blue Mondays dinner and stomp board, bass, keyboards and back- show fundraiser series is returning to the up vocals (the Axe Murderer). They make Cove Inn in Westport for a third season a lot of sound for just two guys, and bring this summer. a fresh take to roots blues with their con- June 9th, 2013 The series features some of Canada’s temporary lyrics and unique arrangements, June 9th, 2013 best acoustic blues artists — many of yet they remain true to the old blues tradi- whom are nominees and/or winners of tions. Don’t miss this Maple Blues Award Juno and Maple Blues Awards. All shows run from 6 to 10pm and take place in the cozy, inti- For more information call: mate setting of The Cove’s dining 613.283.4124 x 1150, scan the QR-Code room — a perfect venue in which on your smart phone or visit: to enjoy great “sit and listen” music. Dinner and the show is only www.smithsfalls.ca/doorsopen.cfm $45 per person, with proceeds OR going to help support the many www.doorsopenontario.on.ca excellent cultural events that take place in Westport during the spring, summer and fall. The 2013 series kicks off on June 17 with Morgan Da- This summer’s Acoustic Blue Mondays line-up Culture has an open door policy! vis — a includes The Harpoonist and The Axe Murderer wonderfully talented singer, (looking less than murderous, above…) songwriter and guitarist who plays both original and traditional blues. nominee for Best New Artists of the Year Originally from Detroit, Morgan now in 2012. lives in Deep Cove, Nova Scotia. Over his Last but definitely not least, you Exhibition long career he’s won a Juno and nine Ma- won’t want to miss Suzie Vinnick ple Blues Awards as Songwriter, Record- on September 16. ing, Producer, Male Vocalist and Acoustic Suzie is one of the best-known folk Artist of the Year. blues singer/songwriter/guitarists in Next up, the duo Fraser/Daley Canada, with a voice that has been de- play on July 15. Alec scribed as “spun gold and honey”. Over Fraser on upright bass, percussion and the past ten years she’s won the Maple back up vocals and Mike Daley on guitar Blues Award for Best Female Vocalist a re- and lead vocals combine old time blues cord six times, was nominated for a Juno à la Blind Lemon Jefferson with great orig- last year, and was a finalist in the Solo/ inal songs in the country blues style. They Duo category at the 2013 International Heritage House Museum and The Smiths met in 2007 after a Jeff Healey concert Blues Challenge in Memphis last January. Falls Local Immigration Partnership are (Alec played bass in Jeff’s band for years, These show always tend to sell out, so pleased to bring you two exhibitions in one and is also an award-winning produc- early bookings are recommended. Ad- which explores family culture and diversity. er), started playing together and haven’t vance reservations should be made at stopped since. 1–888–COVE–INN or 273–3636. For Discover the personal cultural heritage of newcomers On August 26, The Harpoonist and the more information about the perform- who have chosen Smiths Falls as home. Explore their Axe Murderer come all the way from Vancouver to and . Heritage House Museum.

Also Featuring Manor Art Show Travelling Exhibition: Exhibit by Kaija Savinainen-Mountain Family Stories, Treasured Memories Exhibition Kaija Savinainen-Mountain is exhibiting other animal beings can be symbolic The exhibition displays migration experiences from a her spring 2013 show: Iloiset Varit=Joy parallels to human lives. I use this im- of Colour at Fairview Manor’s art wall agery in ways like expressionist painters range of time periods and countries of origin, offering a for the month of June. All are invited to such as Franz Marc did — to illuminate glimpse of the diversity that makes up contemporary the show’s opening on Sunday, June 16, and enrich our existence, to help view- Toronto. (Source: The Multicultural History Society of Ontario (MHSO)) from 3–5pm. Refreshments will be ers to focus on the underlying potential served! and dignity of our lives.” Kaija’s expressive and emotionally A practicing artist since the 1990s, Kai- Date: May 1st – July 31st striking paintings are inspired by her con- ja has brought visual art to the TR Leger Exhibition Hours: 10:30a.m - 4:30p.m (Open Daily) nection to the land and nature through schools in Lanark County and, for the past Location: Heritage House Museum, running, skiing, cycling and gardening. three years, to Ottawa’s Venta Preparatory 11 Old Sly's Rd, Smiths Falls, Ont Her place near Clayton in the Ottawa School. Valley, her time in Alberta’s prairie and Kaija holds a Bachelor of Fine Arts For more information on these foothills country, and her upbringing in from the University of Lethbridge, as well exhibitions call 613.283.6311 Finland and Sweden have been profound as Bachelor of Education from the Uni- influences. versity of Ottawa. She has participated Kaija explains: “One needs to look in over 100 solo and group exhibitions in at elements of nature, and the animal Ottawa, Montreal, Toronto, Calgary, Ed-

world — for instance, horses, deer, and monton, the US and Japan. Home in a Suitcase

June 2013 www.thehumm.com 13 Future Tense in Your Community Bonnechere Comes to Life as a Musical

An original musical theatre production at the door except for Horton’s. The show that takes an innovative and fun-filled premiered in Wilno in April, followed by look at the past, present and possible fu- Golden Lake in May. On June 1, it comes tures of the Bonnechere River watershed to the Eagles Nest in Eganville, at 3pm as is coming to your community this sum- part of Celebrate Our River Day. mer! The local theatre production, enti- Other performances are scheduled for tled “Bonnechere River — Future Tense” various locations across the watershed is a Bonnechere River Watershed Project area. For those in the Arnprior-Braeside (BRWP) and Stone Fence Theatre partner- area there will be a performance on Sat- ship, with financial assistance provided by urday, June 29, during the Ottawa River the Ontario Trillium Foundation. Drive at Pine Bay Park, in Braeside. On Bonnechere River — Future Tense is a Sunday, July 14, two performances are fast-paced comedy that raises some seri- scheduled —11am and 1pm — as part ous questions about the river, the people of the Art in the Park event at Haramis who live near it, and how best to protect Park in Renfrew. You can also catch it in them all. Renfrew on Thursday, August 1, 3pm at “It’s great to have Stone Fence Theatre the Quail Creek Retirement Centre. Neat help us get people thinking about the water- Coffee Shop inBurnstown will host a shed and its future,” says BRWP chair Kathy pre-performance BBQ on Saturday, Au- Lindsay. “We’re going everywhere we can in gust 10, at 5:30pm, followed by a perfor- the area, to raise awareness, and we hope mance at 7:30pm. hundreds of local residents will see it.” The tenth and final performance will Stone Fence Theatre’s producer Ish take place on Friday, August 23, as a din- Theilheimer is pleased with the collabora- ner theatre show at Horton Community tion. “We’re happy the BRWP asked us to Centre in Horton Township, where the take this on,” he said. “I think everyone in bar opens at 5:30pm, followed by dinner the County is going to find this show both at 6pm. Cost for the final dinner perfor- entertaining and extremely interesting, mance is $25 per person. Tickets will be because it’s talking about their lives.” made available at other performances and The play was written by Ish Theilheimer from the Horton Township Office and and Johanna Zomers, with original music Scott Hardware in Renfrew. by Terry McLeish and John Haslam, and Pick a date to come out and see some is directed by Chantal Elie-Sernoskie. It great theatre, and have a chance at win- features veteran Stone Fence Theatre play- ning one of dozens of adventure expedi- ers Josh McCoy, Maureen McCoy, Amber tions, attractions and restaurant gift cer- Dagenais, Chantal Elie-Sernoskie, Terry tificate door prizes, providing yet another McLeish and John Haslam. The play’s pro- way to explore the Bonnechere River Wa- ducer is Ann Bulger. tershed! Visit for Ten performances take place this a performance schedule, located on the spring and summer — all are by donation events page. Help Make Your Town a Welcoming Community Are you a community-builder or member worry about running home to eat before- of a community-building organization? hand. Perhaps you’re a small business person, TheSmiths Falls Legion welcomes you a member of a local church or citizen’s to their workshop on Friday, June 28, from group, a senior or youth citizen interested 9am to noon. in being involved in community action. The cost of the workshop is $20 for Help create an even healthier, inclusive adults, with seniors (65+) and youth community by attending one of the Mills (21 and under) paying $10. There are Community Support’s action-oriented two ways to register: you can go to “town halls” with renowned community and follow the links, or developer Bruce Anderson. Attend the simply call 256–1031x61. Please make one closest to where you live, if you can, your cheque payable to Mills Community but if there is another at a more conveni- Support, writing “Welcoming Communi- ent time, you’ll be welcome there. ties” on the memo line. The firstWelcoming Communities Through Community Activators, Bruce Workshop will be held on Wednesday, Anderson helps professionals, educa- June 26 from 9am to noon in Carleton tors, and community organizations learn Place, at the Carambeck Community more about and apply the core practices Centre (351 Bridge Street). You are wel- of gifts, welcoming, and hope within come to stick around afterwards for the their organizations and the communities Mills Community Support Annual Gen- they serve. Based in Washington State, eral Meeting at 1pm. he has travelled to communities big and The workshop on Thursday, June 27 small, giving training, presenting talks, from 6 to 9pm at Almonte’s Old Town and facilitating workshops. Learn more at Hall includes supper, so you don’t have to . 14 www.thehumm.com June 2013 From the Sublime to the Ridiculous! No one musical performance can offer Canadian born Lorne Elliott has per- “something for everyone”, but the wildly formed from Newfoundland to New York diverse upcoming season of Perth Per- City, from Los Angeles to Australia and forming Arts Committee (PPAC) shows points in between. Lorne started perform- might just fit that demanding bill. It being in 1974 as a folk musician… wait… gins with the classical virtuosity of pia- that sounds kind of boring. Let’s hear nists Bax & Chung, takes off on a jazzy from Lorne himself: “I was born so far detour with Jesse Peters, careens headlong back I can hardly remember and grew up into the absurd with Lorne Elliott, and fi- normally, I think. I started going on stage nally arrives safely in the eight competent at a time when hair like mine was fashion- hands of Quartango. And if that’s not able, and I hung a guitar around my neck enough variety, PPAC is even throwing in to complete the look. Somewhere around a special additional performance by the that time people started laughing at me, powerhouse Leahy family! and I saw no reason why I shouldn’t join them. I’ve made a living off the products of my imagination for thirty years, so if you’re wondering if that’s possible I am here to tell you it is. Give it a whirl. You just might find an audience.” And you just might want to be in the audience on March 31, 2014, to hear more from this charmingly funny man. Comprised of four highly accomplished musicians, bound by their shared passion for the tango and driven by an un- ceasing desire to make a close connection with their audience, Quartango offers a performance filled with subtle nuances and a blend of colours that reflects both the classics and modern music. They have performed all over Canada as well as on the international stage, and are renowned for their performances with many important North American symphony or- Pianists Bax & Chung kick off the 2103-14 chestras. Quartango’s vast repertoire is PPAC season on October 18. Series and characterized by refined musical arrange- single tickets are now available! ments full of energy, the majority of which are the creations of pianist Richard Hunt. While these arrangements explore Astor A musical love story, pianists Alessio Piazzolla’s tango nuevo, they also include Bax and Lucille Chung first met at the hints of the classics, jazz and Celtic music 1997 Hamamatsu Competition. In 2003, that are as subtle as they are unexpected. the Ottawa Chamber Music Festival had Expect the unexpected at their Perth con- the brilliant idea to have them perform as cert on April 11, 2014! a piano duo at the National Arts Centre for So there’s the regular season in a nut- their Piano Extravaganza, where their per- shell (well, a large nut, like maybe a wal- formance was hailed as “a lucid and deeply nut, because all those shows probably moving musical experience” (American wouldn’t fit in a pistachio). But when you Record Guide). Since then, the two-piano go to order your season tickets, don’t and piano-four-hand format has become forget to grab a few for the special addi- an important addition to both of their solo tional performance! They’ll make a great careers, and the duo has performed togeth- early Christmas present (December 15), er on many of the world’s most prestigious and who wouldn’t want to hang out with -platforms. They bring their passionate Leahy at holiday time? Tese eight musi playing to the prestigious Perth PDCI stage cal brothers and sisters have been play- on Friday, October 18. ing together their entire lives and have With his soul bared at each and every so far released four acclaimed CDs— Le- performance, Jesse Peters’ musical sincer- ahy, Lakefield, In All Things, and Live. All ity draws in anyone willing to let go and that audiences need to do to understand come along for the ride. Textures that hon- the style that has come to be known as our great influences like Frank Sinatra and “Leahy”, is look at their awards— Junos for Tony Bennett are fused into the modern Best New Group, Best Country Group, sound that Jesse creates every time he sits and Best Instrumental Album; the most in front of a piano and microphone. Blessed played folk/roots song in Canada in 2004; with a natural ability to convey both bril- and the SOCAN award for Folk/Jazz In- liant musicality and true emotion with his strumentalist the following year. Pure and voice, Jesse has also become one of Can- authentic — Leahy continues to be one of ada’s most recognizable jazz pianists. The Canada’s most sought after exports. combination of these two talents creates All PPAC shows start at 8pm in the Ma- a recipe for excitement, exploration, and son Theatre at Perth & District Collegiate interaction that has left audiences across Institute. Both season and single tickets are North America standing in the aisles and now available from Tickets Please — visit yelling for more. You’ll yell for Jesse as well , call 485–6434, or drop when he comes to town on November 15! in at Jo’s Clothes, 39 Foster Street in Perth. June 2013 www.thehumm.com 15 Art Journeys Around the Valley Botanica 2013 Falls. This free tour runs on June 15 and 16, from Explore their works… of Brush & Clay on June 8 and 9, from From June 2 to 30, you have the opportunity 10am to 4pm, and features sixteen artists at nine 10am to 5pm, at 1584 Sobeau Court in Kars. For more information to explore the plant world through the eyes studios. For more information, visit . on these artists, you can visit their websites: and of artists. Combining the science of botany Special thanks to the Valley Heartland Commu- . with an artistic aesthetic, the Ottawa So- nity Futures Development Corporation, business ciety of Botanical Artists presents its first owner R. Heart, and the Smiths Falls and District Rideau Lakes Studio and Garden Tour annual exhibition at the Bergamot Art Gal- Arts and Culture Council for their help with creat- 2013 marks the fifteenth anniversary of theRideau Lakes Studio lery, a beautifully restored 1820s heritage ing Art Journey — An Instant Weekend Gallery. and Garden Tour. The Tour takes place in the heart of the Rideau barn on the grounds of the Herb Garden, a This is a great time for both residents and visi- Lakes on the scenic Rideau Canal, a National Historic Site and On- lovely venue with display gardens of herbs, tors to experience the great arts and cultural op- tario’s only UNESCO World Heritage Site. Participating artists live

Hanging Around the Valley a nursery and an artisan boutique. Enjoy portunities available in Smiths Falls. along the waterway and in the adjacent area, and take inspiration this beautiful exhibition of plant life painted from the natural beauty and cultural herit- by local artists as you explore the many de- of Brush & Clay age found in their surroundings. lights of this rural setting. “… of Brush & Clay”, an ex- The artists are looking forward to this hibition and sale of recent memorable anniversary and are preparing by Miss Cellaneous works by ceramic artist some exciting new exhibits for your en- marie paquette and painter joyment. The showcase of talent features The Herb Garden is open Tuesday to Sunday Ann Gruchy, has become an decorative painting, handwoven and quilt- from 10am to 5pm, and is located at 3840 Old Al- annual spring event of fabu- ed items, pottery, decorative stone work, monte Road. There will be an opening reception lous complicity, with ceram- woodworking, and exciting paintings in wa- on Sunday, June 2 from 1–4pm. For more informa- ics and paintings displayed tercolour, oil and acrylic. Many of this year’s tion, please visit in thoughtful, common set- participants have been with the tour since or . tings. Ann and marie both its inception and have seen it grow from a work with texture and col- small group of friends exhibiting their tal- our in their respective me- ents to one of the most popular tours of the dia; this is the reason they season, with new artists joining every year teamed up nine years ago and many surprise guests involved. to display their work. Both As usual, the studios will be open 10am artists have evolved further to 5pm, Saturday and Sunday, June 29 over the years, along similar and 30, but as something new this year paths — distancing them- of Brush and Clay… Ann Gruchy and marie they will also be open on Monday, July 1, selves from functional or paquette explore the theme of “Kimonos” to celebrate Canada Day. A free bro- figurative work. chure will guide you; it is available at Ann works in watercolour, inks and acrylic, most area stores, restaurants and welcome centres, or simply visit always emphasizing light and atmosphere in her . paintings, which range from semi to complete ab- Nasturtium, by Cecilia Martin stractions. She enjoys exploring new techniques Call to Artists in her art. Some watercolours are done on canvas, The West Carleton Arts Society is hosting its nd2 annual ARTstrava- Smiths Falls Art Journeys allowing the woven surface to show through the ganza, a non-juried art show and sale to be held at the Carp Fair- On June 8 and 9, the Art Journey Studio Tour transparent pigments. In her acrylics, the paints grounds (3790 Carp Road) on Saturday, August 17. It’s a day for art- group (comprising sixteen artists and artisans are often applied onto a surface prepared with ists and craftspeople to showcase their talents and wares. from Smiths Falls) has teamed up with the Ontario plaster, to achieve texture. An elected member of Organizers are looking for fine craftspeople as well as fine art- Heritage Trust, Doors Open Smiths Falls and Rus- the Society of Canadian Artists, Ann works and ists to participate in this fun event. From watercolourists, inventive sell Street Village organizers to present an instant teaches in her Kars studio. abstract painters, spectacular photographers and woodworkers, to Weekend Gallery of fine art and craft at 18 Russell Marie shapes her clay objects by hand, work- fabric artists, potters, jewellery makers, and more — they want YOU! Street East. ing in close collaboration with the clay. By folding, Enthusiastically promoted, advertised and not accidentally coin- Whether you are partaking in the Doors Open pinching, stretching, pressing and slip decorating ciding with the amazing Carp Farmers’ Market, the day will be filled event (June 9) and travelling from one incredible the clay, she creates naturally textured objects. with non-stop visitors. There will be live music, children’s activities, site to the next, or just want to feast your eyes and Her work, mainly functional, now includes more art demonstrations, a Plein Air Painting event, and much, much enjoy the wonderful display of carvings, artistic abstracted forms. She often has the privilege of more. You don’t want to miss your opportunity to participate in this furniture, paintings, mixed media artwork and wood-firing her clay objects; the intensity of the year’s ARTstravaganza! Reserve your space now. wood turnings, please stop by! fire, flames and ash give birth to unpredictable For more information, contact Lis Allison, at 832–2156 or The very next weekend, you are invited back to unique earthy surfaces, which harmoniously com- , or visit where experience the Art Journey Studio Tour in Smiths plete her work. you’ll find more details and an application form. Fashion & Costume Camp 2013 For teens 12 and up, boys and girls alike! Summer 2013 Youth Workshops Session 1: July 8,9 & 10 Glee 3 Session 2: July 15, 16 & 17 Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Session 3: August 12, 13 & 14 The Who’s “Tommy” Disney’s “The Little Mermaid” Max. 6 students per class (min. 4), cost $175 includes materials and Because everyone deserves a little time in the spotlight! sewing machines will be provided To register email For information and to register, visit: [email protected] www.perthacademy.ca or call Ingrid at email us at: 613–256–5577 [email protected] or call: Classes at 85 Malcolm St., Almonte 613–706–0954 www.ingridharris.ca

16 www.thehumm.com June 2013 Help Turn a Volunteering is the Piano into a Best Way to Have Fun! Camel! My name is Karen Phillips and I am an 18-year-old pianist, cur- Help Out at Heritage Mica Days rently studying at the grade 10 Heritage Mica Days at Murphys to “get into character” by taking fasts, pancake brunches, and level of the Royal Conservatory Point Provincial Park is fast ap- on a costumed role in the Open more). Not everyone has to cook of Music. On June 15, I will be proaching for another summer of House Silver Queen Mine Tours at the food events — people are performing a concert of piano activity. The Friends of Murphys or Spirit Walks. Costuming and also needed to take orders, stock music at the Almonte United Point are once again recruiting training will be provided, and supplies, keep the food area tidy Church, starting at 7pm. Ad- volunteers to help with a variety don’t worry, most of the roles and generally be an extra pair of mission is $10; free for children of tasks during the many events. have no lines to learn. You will hands. And of course, you get to 12 and under. Tickets are avail- There are numerous opportuni- mostly be interacting with visi- enjoy all the fabulous entertain- able at the door from 6:30pm or ties available and they would be tors and answering questions ment of the festival during your by calling 259–3469. Through happy to discuss with you the (and you will have all the infor- volunteer time! Families, neigh- this concert, I hope to send a camel to a needy farming family in various ways you can help. All mation you need ahead of time). bours, or members of clubs Rajasthan, India, through Gospel for Asia. volunteers receive a Heritage There are many other volun- are welcome to volunteer as a My repertoire for the concert covers a musical history of just Mica Days volunteer t-shirt, free teer opportunities: you can greet group. Students can earn com- over 260 years, from Baroque through to modern day. It will in- park entry for the day that you people as they arrive at events, munity service hours for school. clude pieces by well-known composers such as Bach, Beethoven, are volunteering, and a chance to sell tickets, help with set up and This year, the Friends are Mozart, Haydn, Brahms and Mendelssohn, among others. learn more about the wonderful tear down for events, help with holding a volunteer training day By attending my concert, you will help me support the needy park and share your enthusiasm the heritage games or heritage on Saturday, June 15. Activities people of Asia. Hope to see you there! with park visitors. displays, assist at food events will include a tour of the Silver — Karen Phillips For those with a creative bent, (BBQs, hot dog roasts, baked Queen Mine and a BBQ lunch. there are opportunities this year bean lunches, miners’ break- This is an excellent opportunity to meet some of the park staff and other volunteers and learn about your volunteer duties. A full schedule de- scription can be found at under the Events tab. If you think you SIP INTO SUMMER can help out at one or more events this summer, organizers SALSA IT UP would really appreciate hearing from you at your earliest con- SAUCE YOUR WAY INTO BBQ venience. This will help them complete their planning and Hostess, Cottage, Visit gifts ensure that festival visitors have an awesome experience! You can contact the Friends by email at or by phone at 267–5340. They look forward 613-256-5764 to hearing from you!

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June 2013 www.thehumm.com 17 Friday Saturday Youth Showcase PAMT Richard Perso Fred Penner Sunday None Too Many Arts In Motion 3 Henry Norwood Gareth Pearson Babes4Breasts Days Russell De Carle Kelli Trottier Laura Smith Dardanelles Cécile Doo-Kingué Cadence The Good Family James Hill New Country Rehab of Music De Temps Antan th Street Wailers in Downtown Heritage Perth The 24 After Hours, Workshops, Children's Activities Admission by Donation Line-up subject to change Sorry no dogs or smoking allowed in the park. 23rd Stewart Park Festival July 19-21 Annual www.stewartparkfestival.com

18 www.thehumm.com June 2013 June 2013 www.thehumm.com 19 A Sensory Experience at High Lonesome Plan to come out on Sunday, June 16, to visit the latest wil- derness acquisition of the Mis- sissippi Madawaska Land Trust Conservancy (MMLTC). The beautiful High Lonesome Nature Reserve, with its network of trails that wind by creeks and beaver ponds, through leafy glades, be- neath tall white pines, and across wild meadows replete with butterflies, is a marvelous example of what can happen when community members support their local land trust. This peaceful oasis of tranquility is a welcome getaway from the stress of daily routines. What a deposit we make in the memory banks of our children the Conservancy by the family Registration for this event is when they experience such natu- of the late Barry Spicer, whose at 9:30am on June 16, with the ral beauty! heartfelt wish was to see his guided Nature Outings begin- Perth Antiques Show Young and old alike are invit- beautiful property conserved ning at 10am sharp. Please con- The 27th annual Perth Antiques Show will be held on July 6 and 7. ed to join naturalist trail guides in this pristine state forever. A sider making a $10 donation to Dealers from as far away as Quebec and Western Ontario will to explore this enchanting prop- land trust is the perfect vehicle help MMLTC cover taxes, in- offer a broad range of quality antiques including fine examples of erty in the Pakenham Hills. Take to enable this type of protection. surance and other related costs art, china, glass, silver, textiles, jewellery, brass, tools, furniture, this opportunity to experience The MMLTC is a private, non- associated with this magnificent folk art and decorative accessories as well as popular retro and a diversity of wildlife habitats profit charitable organizationtreasure. Refreshments will be nostalgic collectibles. and learn about the ecology of that works to preserve land with served following the walks. Dealers are set up in the air-conditioned hall and outside un- a Provincially Significant Wet- significant ecological value. Its To find the property from der tents along the picturesque tree-lined Tay Canal. The historic land Complex. A variety of trail catchment area includes the en- County Road 29 in Pakenham and beautiful town of Perth, in the Rideau Lakes district of East- length options will be available, tire Mississippi River watershed, Village, drive west on Waba Road ern Ontario, is a great location for an antiques show. Tourists can from a Rabbits’ Romp to the north to the Madawaska River. for 2.9 km. Turn left on Barr Side enjoy the event amidst historic architecture, restaurants, shops more relaxed Sam’s Hill Saunter, Since its inception in 2003, the Road for 1.6 km, take the first left and factory outlets. a Curious Children’s Circuit and Conservancy has taken under its at Carbine Road and drive 4 km The show will be held Saturday, July 6 and Sunday, July 7 from a Pond Prowl through the ever- protection 1550 acres of land, in- to 867 Carbine Road. A map with 10am to 4pm at the Royal Canadian Legion Hall, 26 Beckwith green borderlands. cluding the spectacular Blueber- directions can be found on the Street East. Admission is $7. The 200-acre High Lonesome ry Mountain, one of the Seven MMLTC website at . Nature Reserve was donated to Wonders of Lanark County. For more details, call 278–2939.

20 www.thehumm.com June 2013 COMBINATIONS Stellar Canadian CRINOLINES & CLOTHESLINES

Casts atth CTF July 12 to September 1 is the 4 season artist JILL MCCUBBIN of professional summer theatre in Perth, courtesy of the Classic Theatre Festival Paintings that reveal unfamiliar (CTF). Featured is a variety of returning talent, along with new faces who have artifacts & re-imagine the nearly graced stages across the country, in addi- forgotten stories of a mill town tion to doing considerable film, television and radio work. VERNISSAGE: Director Laurel Smith, who will helm Thurs, 6 June 2013, 7 – 9 PM the comedic productions of Neil Simon’s The Star-Spangled Girl and Leslie Ste- EXHIBIT: vens’ The Marriage-Go-Round, is pleased 4 June – 3 August 2013 with the star power she has assembled this summer to work alongside Ottawa LOCATION: set and lighting designer David Magladry, No.1 Rosamond Woolen Mill Mississippi Mills costume designer Re- a.k.a. Mississippi Valley Textile nate Seiler, and local production manager Nolan Popplewell. Museum, Almonte Returning to the Classic Theatre Festival The Star-Spangled Girl (July 12– MUSEUM HOURS: August 4) could have been drawn from stage are Rachel Jones (above) and Scott today’s headlines about the red state/blue Clarkson, whose comfortable academic Tues – Sat, 10 AM – 4 PM state divide that currently animates much lifestyle and happy marriage are phone: 613-256-3754 of U.S. political culture. Simon, looking at threatened by a young Swedish bombshell a similarly polarized America in 1966, cre- in the marital mayhem comedy 1860s dress code: Ladies in hoopskirts ated the story of two free-thinking liberal The Marriage-Go-Round will be barred entry. Any gent sporting magazine writers who fall for a conserva- combinations keep hat close at hand. tive southern Belle and Olympic swimmer shell who wants the husband to father her who’s about to marry a U.S. Marine. baby so that the child inherits both beauty The “Girl”, in this instance, is played by and brains. The couple is played by Scott www.jillmccubbin.com Kate Gordon, a regular at Upper Canada Clarkson (who has previously performed Playhouse who returns to the Festival for critically acclaimed star turns in the CTF’s a second season following her memorable productions of The Fourposter and Two turn as Gittel Mosca in last season’s Two for the Seesaw) and Rachel Jones, who for the Seesaw. Gordon’s comic chops will wowed audiences with her unforgettable be on full display as she fends off the at- performance of the title role in last sum- tentions of Ottawa’s Richard Gélinas, a mer’s Mary, Mary. celebrated veteran of the National Capital Tempting the professor will be new- theatre scene (The 39 Steps, Stones in His comer Elisabeth Lagerlöf, a graduate of the Pockets, Cyrano de Bergerac, Eddie May legendary New York City American Musi- Mysteries), and Trevor Pease, who divides cal and Dramatic Academy, who is equally his time between TV and film Nikita( , at home on stage (Theatre New Brun- Cybergeddon) and stage (Upper Canada swick, Theatre Caravel) and filmPrey ( , Repertory Company, Theatre New Brun- Beware the Pickpocket, and the XBOX swick, among others). web series). Rounding out the compli- “Simon is known for his sparkling dia- cated shenanigans is a linguistics profes- logue, hilarious plots and lovable charac- sor (who carries a flame for the Dean of ters. The Star-Spangled Girl reflects the Women), played here by Toronto’s Kevin theme you see in a lot of his plays of oppo- Hare, with a broad range of theatre cred- sites who attract but who also have to work its, as well as appearing in over forty films through their differences to get along, just and TV shows, including The West Wing, like the sloppy/neat freak roles in The Odd RFK, Queer as Folk, Hollywoodland, Couple and the snarky vaudeville veterans Wind at My Back, Daydream Believers: in The Sunshine Boys,” says Smith. The Monkees’ Story, and Lonesome Dove. The Marriage-Go-Round (August 9– The Classic Theatre Festival takes place September 1) caused some stir on Broad- at a new venue this year, the lovingly re- way as it featured a happily married, bril- stored Full Circle Theatre at 26 Craig liant academic couple (one of whom is the Street in Perth. In addition to a new Cot- Dean of Women) whose lives are turned tager’s Flex Pass and Season Pass, the CTF upside down by a Swedish blonde bomb- also features a series of Getaway Pack- ages that offer prospective visitors both daytrip and overnight stays. The CTF is also collaborating with the Perth Museum on a new exhibit entitled Now and Then: Found Treasures of Ca- nadian Theatre History, focusing on the development of modern Canadian theatre, with still photos, costume designs, and paintings by legendary actor Gordon Pinsent, among many other archival gems that will be on display from June 20 to Oc- tober 10. For complete details on the summer season, visit or call 1–877–283–1283. June 2013 www.thehumm.com 21 Westport Awakens! The Victoria Day Weekend saw should read the rules and regulations, the beginning of the summer sea- which are also posted on the Westport son for the wonderful town of Arts Council website. Call KATHI NORTON Westport. Lots of folks were here now for details! perusing the fine arts, fine foods, Twist and Shout and just fine weather we had. Ice Dance the night away to your favourite cream parlours, shops, and the old tunes at Beatle Juice, a Beatles dance, Words From Westport From Words newly opened Baker’s Teahouse June 15 at The Cove Inn (7–11pm). Come and Stillwater Bookstore were dressed as your favourite Beatle and you 260 Perth St., super busy, and businesses were might win a prize! Reserve your spot at the Almonte very happy to see sun and visitors. $50 buffet dinner and show at 273–3636. • Classic 2-storey Cape Cod home by Georgia Ferrell Stephen Rothwell Art • 4 bedroom, 3 bath • Sought-after neighbourhood TheStephen Rothwell Watercolour Ex- • Large lot (0.477 acres) MLS# 854071, $524,000 June would be a great month to practice hibition runs through Father’s Day at Ar- your singing in the shower, because July temisia Gallery, so come on over and see NEAR WHITE LAKE 2727 Bellamy Road Pakenham • Scandanavian-style scribed log home brings the deadline for applying to be part what there is for Dad! Come on Wednes- • Beautifully treed 5.8 acre setting of the Westport Arts Council’s “VOICE days from 11am to 3pm and watch as Ste- • 3 bedroom, 2 bath of the Rideau” competition. Registration phen creates one of his remarkable paint- • Open concept is now open for the VOICE, which is an ings. Meet and greet and get to know one MLS# 863144 $429,000 amateur singing competition for all ages. of our area’s notable artists. OPEN HOUSE JUNE 2, 2–4 PM 11 Evelyn St., Almonte This year the age groups are: 18 years and And don’t hesitate to sign up for Stephen’s • Family Oriented 2 Storey Home older, between the ages of 13 and 17, and , to be held June 6 and 7 at the Grist • Sought after neighbourhood workshop • 4 Bedroom, 4 bath 12 years and younger. Contestants may Mill Studios. Stephen’s wonderfully loose • HUGE fenced in private backyard sing as a solo act or in duets/groups. and energetic style of painting will surely • Parquet flooring throughout; bright spacious The auditions will be at North Crosby help you with your creative efforts. Sign up • Finished basement with family room Hall on Saturday, July 20, from 10am to now! To register, please contact Georgia by MLS# 868292 $375,000 4pm. The judges are Marty Crapper, Kathy email at or by 4035 Carroll Side Road, Carp OPEN HOUSE JUNE 2, 2–4 PM Doornekamp and Chris Murphy. Those phone at 273–8775. • 11+ acre wooded lot successful at the auditions will compete at • 4 bedroom, 2 bath • Main level office/bedroom the VOICE of the Rideau finals as the open- • Appliances included ing to MUSICwestport on Saturday, Au- • Double car garage gust 17, on the outdoor stage behind the • Just minutes from Almonte Cove. $379,000 Applications are available at or at Artemisia Gallery at NEW LISTING 12 Coachman Crescent. Stittsville • Extraordinary custom-built Holitzner home 7 Spring Street, and will be accepted un- • 0.25+ acre lot backing onto the urban boundary til Tuesday, July 16. Anyone interested • Superbly finished 4 bedroom, 5 bathroom • Hardwood & tile floors, granite counters • Formal living room and dining room • Completely finished basement MLS# 871753 $845,000 Valley Voices Sing On ST. LAWRENCE RIVER 86 Lindsay Lane • In the heart of the Thousand Islands The Valley Voices spring concert is go- time in ten years, the sopranos outnumber • Muskoka/Adirondack-style cottage ing to begin in a dramatic fashion with the altos. There is a strong contingent of • Guest cabin the singing of Bread and Roses. This song basses and tenors as well, who can bois- • .39 acres with 400ft of shoreline • 2 slip boathouse was written in 1908 following a tragic fire terously drown out the women, if they so MLS# 871004 $799,000 which took the lives of 128 women who choose. Pianist Carol Mortimer also joined worked at a sweatshop in New York City. the choir this year, and has mastered the BUILDING LOT 2844 Conc 3C, Ramsay The words still resonate due to the recent many outstanding musical arrangements. • 3.06 acre lot tragedy in Bangladesh. The concert will be held on Sunday, • Drilled well • 2 sleeping cabins This concert — Keep Calm and Sing June 9, at 7:30pm at the Almonte United •Close to Clayton On — is a celebration of the Valley Voices Church. Tickets are $7 in advance ($10 at • Hydro at lot line 10th anniversary. Director Becky Schweiz- the door) and are available at Baker Bob’s, MLS# 870048 $89,000 er has selected some of the choir’s favour- as well as from Valley Voices members. ite songs from the past, such as Song for Partial proceeds will go to the Mississippi IN THE VILLAGE 2483 County Rd 29 North, Pakenham the Mira and Skye Boat Song, as well as Valley Textile Museum, where the chorus • Fantastic water view • 3 bedroom, 1 bath several new ones, like the fun Hernando’s practises every Thursday evening. • Large frontage Hideaway. 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22 www.thehumm.com June 2013 And The Winners Are… Thanks to everyone who participated in theHumm / General Store The Proof is in the Publishing Bad Poetry Contest (we had 66 entries!). Winners are asked to contact Tim Gordon at to col- lect your loot (except for theHumm’s dishonourable mention — Studio Theatre… your only prize is notoriety, Stephen!). Proof by David Auburn, Studio from herself. Although the part on the part of Robert is getting Theatre’s final production of the could be interpreted as a kind of sufficiently nasty. “That’s hard for 1st Place: Bad Poem by Claire Sylvan year, deals with a complex fam- pushy disagreeable person, actor me,” he admits. “I just want to be Bad Poem! Bad Poem! Down! You got mud all over my skirt. ily: Robert, the father and brilliant Katharine Coleman has opted to a nice, likeable person and there Down Poem! mathematician who is lapsing into soften the character so that Claire are a lot of times (in the play) You stupid poem, I should send you back to the dictionary, insanity; Catherine, his daughter, appears truly concerned for her when I’m really snappish and back to the thesaurus. an equally brilliant mathemati- sister’s well-being. Nevertheless, curmudgeonly.” You’re no good for anything. You cosy up to intruders, cian who fears she has not only her very presence worsens the The plot is complex and in- You chewed up my briefcase and threw it up on the carpet, inherited her father’s genius but situation by feeding Catherine’s triguing, full of surprising twists you climb on the sofa and fart, his unbalanced mind as well; and own fears for her sanity. and revelations. But above all, it Just when I sit down to write. Everyone thinks you’re so cute, Claire, Catherine’s organized, Hal, the young math student speaks to all of us who deal with but they don’t know well-adjusted sister who wants to working with Catherine’s father, family issues. As Lucas so suc- How you manipulate me when no one else is around. take Catherine home to New York is played by Lucas Tennant, a cinctly puts it, “It is a brilliant Sit! Now!! I give up. Bad Poem. so she can watch over her. young man who is well known to story about families and rela- Catherine has had to give up Studio Theatre regulars. Talented tionships, about trying to care 2nd Place: No Bad Poems! by Bev Hunter any hope of a career to stay home and versatile, Lucas has appeared for people who have been taking and take care of her failing father. in a multitude of differing roles, care of you. It’s role reversal. You There are no bad poems Now she is showing symptoms from a seventeen year-old to a get trapped, you get lost in tak- Rather, just like children of the same mental affliction. Her husband and father from the Sas- ing care of someone and you lose Only bad behaviour: problems are intensified, not only katchewan prairie. His biggest sight of yourself.” Run on lines by the arrival of her sister Claire, challenge in this role comes from While Proof is a story about Spewing words hither and yon, but by Hal, a young student who portraying a brilliant mathemati- families and relationships, it does Drooling syrupy drivel; seems bent on stealing some of cian. Says Lucas, “I kind of bribed contain mature subject matter Artfully rhyming heart with fart. her father’s research. my way through math class (in and some coarse language. Audi- Bad poems just need to grow up! Sensitively directed by Jeremy high school) saying ‘Teach, if you ence discretion is advised. rd Dutton, who last year brought help me pass, you won’t ever see Proof opens June 6 and con- 3 Place: LOSING by Nedra Nash Kowalik us Doubt: A Parable, and Rabbit me in your math class again.’ But tinues June 7, 8, 14, 15, at 8pm, So many people losing lives in strife Hole (in 2011), Proof features four there’s no heavy math here — I with Sunday matinées at 2pm Why in the garden do I still have life? of the area’s most accomplished just have to convince people I on June 9 and 16. Tickets are No one’s counted more important than all? actors. The role of Catherine, the know what I’m talking about.” $20 in advance, $22 at the door. Equal our lives: white or black, short or tall genius daughter, is played by Mary While the father, Robert, ap- Advance tickets (cash only) are We’re born to live, to love, to lose Ann Majoury, who appeared as pears in only three scenes, he is a available at the Book Nook, 60 How it all works, not ours to choose. the young impressionable nun in pivotal character in the play. It is Gore Street East in Perth. Credit Doubt. The part of Catherine in- said, “there is a thin line between card purchases can be made at Humm (dis)Honourable Mention: trigued her for several reasons. “I genius and insanity”, and Robert Tickets Please, 39 Foster Street in Untitled by Stephen Brathwaite like the crazy aspect of her,” she wavers on that line, crossing first Perth (485–6434). There are also Publishing shmublishing — the stories are told muses. “I thought that would be a one way, then the other. It is a $10 student tickets available at From Burnstown to Almonte — the dirt and the gold lot of fun to play. I love math too. challenging role played by anoth- the door, on presentation of ID. Are mined by the peddlers of free magazines It was like speaking to my inner er Studio Theatre regular, Alfred Studio Theatre is located at The hip '60s scholars in faded blue jeans geek.” But she admits finding the Von Mirbach. When asked what 63 Gore Street East in Perth, The hucksters of newsprint, opinions and ads right emotion for each scene is prompted him to read for the overlooking the Tay Basin. They pitch us the concerts, the shops and the fads challenging, as each could be in- part, Alfred says, “I read it (the For further information visit Now they ask for bad poetry — so bad it’s like farts terpreted in many ways. play) in advance, and it was just or call I’m happy to vent one — in the name of the arts. Her sister Claire is organized, chilling. 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June 2013 www.thehumm.com 23 It’s a Blooming Arts & Garden Tour! On a dreary, snowy January day, sun, new ideas and plantings. creations will be highlighted a group of artsy folks and people Seven private gardens were cho- against a backdrop of garden with green thumbs got together sen for their unique landscaping splendour. Special green thumb to create a summer get-away ex- and settings: the shade garden, guests, floral design demonstra- perience for one day in Carleton the cottage garden, a completely tions, and spoken word with Place. The idea of delighting all grass-free garden, and more. surprise performances will be five senses became the theme of The Victoria School Garden and happening during the event. the event. TheBlooming Arts & Community Labyrinth at our lo- Back to the theme: delighting Garden Tour was born, a com- cal museum was to be one of the all five senses. Hear, see, touch, munity fundraiser in partnership locations as well. The cultural smell and, of course, taste. Gar- with Arts Carleton Place and component was to invite Arts den visitors can experience Carleton Place in Bloom, taking Carleton Place members to par- Toonie $2 tastings created by place on Saturday, July 6, 10am to ticipate in the gardens, display- Ballygiblin’s Restaurant, The 4pm, rain date July 7. ing and performing that day. The Good Food Co., and at a third A volunteer committee was Peter Brown Jazz Trio, Bluegrass surprise foodie garden location. set up, with members assigned Junction, Kerron Lamb and Mi- Summer drinks, wine and beer tasks and reporting back at chael Costello will be perform- tastings will be available for all regular meetings. The first re- ing at various gardens. Visual to enjoy. Pick up theHumm in Carleton Place at quest was for homeowners to artists Jan Gilbert, Anna House, What is the ticket price you open their private back gardens Strachan Johnston, Elsie Camp- ask? $25 for all this? Yes! This is the studio: boutique to the public. This was coor- bell and others will have their a community fundraiser with dinated by Carleton Place in works incorporated throughout proceeds being shared equally Bloom, during the cold winter the flower beds and paths. Pot- by Arts Carleton Place for future months, talking about summer, tery, glass, iron and multi-media development of community arts programming and the Victoria School garden revitalization project of the Carleton Place and District Horticultural Society. Many thanks to the homeowners, volunteers, artists, performers, businesses and those who first met in January to create this unique experience for visitors to Carleton Place. We hope you support the first Blooming Arts & Gar- den Tour. Tickets are available now; please check the ad in the- Humm for ticket locations and for more information. Please note: sales are cash-only. See you on July 6 This year’s Arts Carleton Place Blooming Arts & Garden Tour takes when you stop to smell the roses! place on Saturday, July 6 — Inara Jackson

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24 www.thehumm.com June 2013 Gender Illusions Fundraiser for LCIH As a relatively well-established city boy, I daughters” — meaning that their first drag lusions Seven Year Itch Tour, as well as a glamour photo booth, thought the small town of Almonte (where show was at his invitation, on his stage. so named for his seven-year and of course a glitter ball at I grew up) and the surrounding Valley The four of them performed two sold-out absence from performing in the location. The tour has could no longer impress me with its diver- shows in April at the Almonte Legion, and the Valley. been described as “good, sity and acceptance. I also had the impres- have raised over $3,000 to date for the La- Don also has a long clean, naughty fun”, and it sion that my new city experiences could ri- dies Auxiliary Sports at the Legion. history of working to end can be said that the show val the creativity and inspiration for which Now for a little bit of Don’s history. violence against women. is only as naughty as the that area is known. Well, having spent a He started his career at the age of 18 on When he was growing up mind you bring to it. Audi- single long weekend visiting my parents, I a dare from a friend to join a Hallowe’en in Ottawa, the city’s first ence members are encour- had these delusions completely shattered. I “bar queen” contest at The Coral Reef in women’s shelter opened on aged to “wear their bling”, was invited along to an interview with Don Ottawa. He entered as Barbra Streisand his street, and he became in- with men and women both “Dynasty Starr” Graham, and after listen- and won the contest, even against some volved at the age of 14 as one of welcome, and dressing in drag is ing to his story and learning about his vi- more seasoned drag artists. their first male board one hundred percent accepted. The sion for “The Gender Illusions”, I knew I He then got further into the members. He has also innuendos and double entendres will fly, should never again underestimate the Val- business by working a weekly been a strong advocate but there is no hurtful or vulgar language, ley. “The Gender Illusions” are a group of Sunday night show, in which for women’s, men’s, and and the message of the show is one of posi- female impersonators who perform a com- he brought many young and youth issues throughout tivity and moving forward. bination of stand-up comedy, music, and new performers to the stage. his long career, with strong The next performance on the Gender Il- drama. For their upcoming show at Perth’s Since then, his career high- messages regarding these lusions Seven Year Itch tour will take place Farrell Hall, they will be supporting Lanark lights include having had his issues being expressed on Friday, June 14, at Farrell Hall in Perth. County Interval House (LCIH). own stage at Ottawa Pride powerfully but playfully The show starts at 8pm but doors open at An important starting point is to de- for ten years, performing for in his shows. He has been 6:30 to give everyone time to get their bling fine what a female impersonator or illu- groups of around 30,000 peo- called a “trailblazer” for the on, grab a drink, have a glamour photo tak- sionist is. An illusionist plays a role on a ple at a time, and raising over way his shows incorporate en, and hang out with their friends. You are stage, and keeps that character separate $500,000 for MDA (the nonprofit health comedy and playing off the crowd, as well encouraged to get your tickets early, as past from the life they live off stage. The agency dedicated to finding treatments as the way in which he bridges the gaps be- shows on this tour have sold out completely. switch between the two per- and cures for muscular dystrophy, tween LGBTQ and straight communities. Tickets ($20) are available from Shadowfax sonas can be quite powerful ALS and related diseases) over a He considers humour a great vehicle for and the Gore Street Flea Market in Perth, and distinctive. twelve year period. bringing those two communities together, the Train Station Visitors’ Shop in Carleton The current group of Don lived in Almonte as well as a way to show both groups that Place, and Vickie’s Specialty Shop in Smiths performers includes Don for three years, between the other can be just as funny, and at the Falls, or online at . The show Graham, Leonard “Can- 2003 and 2006, before same time just as “normal”. is recommended for ages 18 and up, and dice” Kelly, Byron “Hy- moving to PEI for the next Don’s current tour has a high-energy, all proceeds will directly support the vital ddie Hoe” Wilson, and seven years. Upon return- accepting atmosphere that puts the audi- services and programs of Lanark County Michael “Dixie Landers” ing to the area he was im- ence at ease, lets them laugh at themselves, Interval House. For more information, call Marcil. All three other mediately asked to do a show, and “brings out everyone’s inner fabulous- 257–3469 or email . performers are Don’s “drag and has set up the Gender Il- ness”. There will be boas and tiaras for sale, — D’Arcy Riendeau Mill Street Crepe Company

You know we make great crepes… Now Let’s Talk About Soup! Each and every day, the Mill Street Crepe Company offers a special soup du jour made from delicious fresh ingredients by Chef Theo Yeaman. In addition, we feature a second soup on our menu, which changes seasonally. If variety is the spice of life, our offerings are simply souper! LUNCH Weekdays at 11am • Weekends at 10am DINNER Thurs, Fri & Sat 5pm to close 14 mill street . almonte . 613-461-2737 millstreetcrepecompany.com find our menu online • join us on facebook June 2013 www.thehumm.com 25 You walk your dog in the morning… you walk your dog at night. You walk him when it’s snowing… Walk Your Paws for LAWS! and when the sun burns bright. The 2nd annual Walk your Paws ing at the Carleton Place Arena. to the top fundraiser and teams. You may not always want to, for LAWS is at the Carleton Place Each participant will receive a A BBQ lunch will be available af- but now you’ve a good cause, Arena, with registration begin- ticket for a variety of raffle items, ter the walk. It will be a fabulous as June 9th (it’s a Sunday), ning at 9am. All two- and four- and there will be prizes awarded day for all to enjoy while sup- you can Walk Your Paws for LAWS! legged walkers are welcome! porting our four-legged friends — Rona Fraser This year organizers have chal- at LAWS! lenged all the staff and students Last year, thanks to all of the at schools, veterinary clinics and walkers, volunteers and com- businesses in the area to enter munity support, they raised over teams. They will be presenting $13,000 for the animals at the trophies to the team that has col- shelter. Please help them beat lected the highest pledges in all last year’s fundraising total — three categories. There will be a they can’t do it without you! Visit 2-km and 5-km route, both start- to register. 2 Sides to Every Story Every parent knows that tucked one of her arms inside your child having a nightmare… sometimes the job of par- her sleeper, leaving the sleeve now, multiply that experience enting has its own partic- of the sleeper dangling. When I by a thousand and throw in the ular challenges. At times picked her up the sleeve flopped, fact that it lasts for up to thirty Stevie Rave On Stevie Rave it’s difficult to appreciate I panicked (hey, it was 3 o’clock minutes and, to top it off, your that your children may in the morning and dark — child is actually still sleeping. The have their own version What would you do?). Her side: word “helpless” comes to mind. of what is happening “Sucker” (paraphrasing again). His story: What? I have no idea Art Supplies... now conveniently stocked in Perth in their lives. 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Tickets are $10 and are available from Dawn at Collins Barrow, 52 Lansdowne Ave., CP Brush Strokes 129 Bridge St., CP Nick at 613–257–4100 or at the door 26 www.thehumm.com June 2013 Local Agency Receives Victim Services Award Recently, the Victim Services Award of Distinction was awarded to the Lanark County Com- munity Justice Program. The program is a restorative justice initiative that offers community- based court diversion services to youth and adults. The award was presented to Christine Peringer (Board Chair), Sheri Halladay (Program Coordinator) and Jo- ellen McHard (Executive Direc- tor). The three were invited by the Minister of the Attorney General to attend the ceremony at Queen’s Park and receive the award on be- John Gerretson (Min Attorney General) and Kathleen Wynn half of the organization. (Premier of Ontario) present the Victim Services Award to Lanark “These extraordinary individu- County Community Justice Program members Christine Peringer, als and organizations help victims Sheri Halladay and Joellen McHard Pick up theHumm in Smiths Falls at of crime rebuild their lives. They are a credit to the victim services that meet their community po- “It is wonderful to see the Coffee culture community across Ontario, and I licing mandate. And, of course, Lanark Community Justice Pro- am proud to recognize them for the community as a whole ben- gram being acknowledged in their tremendous work,” said John efits when problems are resolved this way. The dedication pro- Gerretsen, Attorney General. in a positive way by the people vided by their team of volunteers McHard shared that “our most affected, and because there and professionals to restora- program facilitates face-to-face is a low incidence of repeat of- tive community justice is a true forums where people directly fences by those who participate testimony to the value of com- involved in and affected by an in the program. mitment and hard work. It is a incident come together, with the The program deals with minor model that other communities help of trained volunteer facilita- criminal offences and most clients would be wise to emulate,” said tors, to discuss what happened, are youth in trouble with the law Randy Hillier, MPP for Lanark, listen to what others have to say, for the first time. To qualify, they Frontenac, Lennox & Adding- and reach a decision about how must be willing to take responsi- ton. These awards recognize vic- to make things right. It is impor- bility for their actions. Some peo- tims of crime whose courage and tant that victims get a chance ple think the restorative approach dedication have raised awareness to voice their concerns, obtain is “soft on crime” — but many cli- of victims’ issues in Ontario, and insight about the incident, and ents report that it is a lot harder organizations, professionals and have input into how the offender to look your victim in the eye and volunteers that advocate on their will make amends.” hear about how their lives were behalf. Ruth Campbell, Chair of Accused persons have an op- negatively affected by your actions, the Office for Victims of Crime, portunity to take steps toward than to sit in a courtroom and say stated “this year’s recipients are repairing the harm. Another im- nothing as your lawyer speaks on proof that courage, compassion portant outcome is steering the your behalf. Victims report leaving and dedication can truly make a offenders toward communitythe forum with a greater under- difference.” services that might help them to standing of the incident and a huge LCCJP is funded by the Min- avoid making similar mistakes sense of relief that they have been istry of the Attorney General, the in the future. The justice system heard and given the opportunity to United Way of Lanark County benefits by a reduction in expen- share the impact the crime had on and donations. For more infor- sive court costs. The police ben- their lives and on the lives of their mation, visit efit by being able to refer cases loved ones. or call (888) 264–1558.

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June 2013 www.thehumm.com 27 Claiming Column WHAT’S ON IN Celtfest, Almonte, Jul 5–7 Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Blooming Arts & Garden Tour, Car- Mississippi Mills Bicycle Month presents events all month. See ad or leton Place, Jul 6 Artemisia Gallery presents Stephen Rothwell’s watercolours [–Jun 16] Bittersweet Gallery presents Anne Marie Chagnon’s jewellery Art in the Barn, Lombardy, Jul 13–14 General Fine Craft, Art & Design presents The Joy of Cycling , Renfrew, Jul 13–14 Art in the Park Heritage House Museum presents SFDCI art, Carvings of the Rideau, Home in a Suitcase Almonte Fair, Jul 19–21 Kanata Civic Art Gallery presents Anything But Flowers Stewart Park Festival, Perth, Jul 19–21 Palms Coffee Shop presents Nona Argue, Richard Skrobecki, Shawn DeSalvo Herbfest, Almonte, Jul 28 Perth Museum presents Now and Then: Found Treasures of Canadian Theatre History [June 20–] Puppets Up!, Almonte, Aug 10–11 The Mississippi Mills Chambers Gallery presents Karen Curran-Phillips, watercolour/mixed media The Almonte Library CorridorAll Gallery presents Synthesis II, textileMonth artists MUSICWestport, Aug 17 Pakenham Fair, Aug 17 Brush Strokes presents Lorraine English fieldWORK presents new installations ARTstravaganza, Carp, Aug 17 Gallery Perth at Code’s Mill presents “Perth Artists Recognition” MVTM presents Jill McCubbin’s paintings, The Rosamonds Highland Games, Almonte, Aug 24 Maberly Fair, Aug 24 Adult Bereavement Walking Sundance Artisan Festival, Maberly, CP Horticulture Potluck, CP Group, CP Aug 31–Sep 2 Lan. Co. Genealogical Soc, Middleville Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub N. Lanark Historical Soc. AGM, Busfusion, Almonte Fibrefest, Almonte, Sep 6–8 Green Drinks, Perth Appleton Jazz at Bally’s, Ballygiblin’s Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Tweed Ride, Almonte, Sep 7 Meditation of Light, Almonte Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove Miss Mills at a Glance, Almonte, Sep 11 Open Mic, Alice’s Village Cafe Open Jam w/Dave Balfour, O’Reilly’s Proof, Perth Culture Days, Sep 27–29 Open Mic, John St. Pub The Wizard of Oz, Arnprior Volunteer Info Event, CP Crown & Pumpkin Studio Tour, Mis- 3 4 5 Vernissage,6 Almonte sissippi Mills, Oct 12–14 Visual Arts Vernissage, Jun 2, 1-4pm. Ottawa Soc. of Botanical Artists at The Herb Garden, Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub Almonte. ottawabotanicalart.blogspot.ca. Almonte & Area Artists’ AGM/ Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Meditation of Light, Almonte Vernissage, Jun 6, 7-9pm. Jill McCubbin’s potluck, Almonte Adult Bereavement Group, Perth Cultural Awareness Training, Open Mic, Alice’s Village Cafe BBQ & Shawn McCullough, The Cove Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Perth paintings. MVTM, Almonte. 256-3754 Town Singers Concert, CP Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Open Jam w/Dave Balfour, O’Reilly’s Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove Vernissage, Jun 7, 7-9pm. Lorraine English. West Carleton Garden Club, Carp PFLAG Mtg, Carleton Place Perth Citizen’s Band, Perth Brush Strokes, 129 Bridge St., Carleton Westport Artists’ Group, Westport Place. 253-8088, brushstrokesart.ca. 10 11 12 13 Annual Jewellery Show, Jun 8, 11am- 5pm. Fundraiser for Ovarian Cancer. Bit- tersweet Gallery, Burnstown. 432-5254. Art & Craft Weekend Gallery, Jun 8-9. Carvings, furniture, paintings, mixed media. 18 Russell St., E., Smiths Falls. Of Brush and Clay, Jun 8 & 9, 10am-5pm Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Marie Paquette & Ann Gruchy. 1584 So- Almonte Quilters’ Guild, Almonte Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub Blues Jam Night, John St. Pub Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub beau Court, Kars. anngruchy.com Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Meditation of Light, Almonte Deathtrap, Perth Open Jam w/Dave Balfour, O’Reilly’s Almonte & Area Artists’ AGM/pot- Morgan Davis, The Cove Open Mic, Alice’s Village Cafe Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove luck, Jun 10, 6-9pm. Millfall Condos Meet- Labyrinth Peace Walk, CP ing Room, 1 Rosamond St. E., Almonte. Westport Artists’ Group, Jun 11, 8am. 17 18 19 20 Grist Mill Artist Retreat, Westport. Art in The Garden, Jun 15 & 16, 9am-5pm. Kiwi Gardens, 687 Harper Rd. near Perth. 267-7384 , kiwigardens.ca. $5 Art Journey Studio Tour, Jun 15 & 16, Adult Bereavement Group, CP 10am-4pm. 16 artists, 9 studios. Smiths Falls. Ali McCormick, O’Reilly’s Pub Brock Zeman, O’Reilly’s Pub Mills Community Support AGM, CP artjourney.ca. Almonte Horticultural Soc., Spencer Evans Trio, The Cove Lanark Cty Quilters Guild, Perth Neat SoundCheck, Neat Coffee Shop Vernissage, Jun 16, 3-5pm. Kaija Savinainen- Almonte Strawberry Social/Perth Meditation of Light, Almonte Open Celtic Jam, Naismith Pub Mountain’s spring show. Fairview Manor, Carp Celtic Jam, Carp Masonic Lodge Citizens’ Band, Perth Open Mic, Alice’s Village Cafe Open Jam w/Dave Balfour, O’Reilly’s Kids Town Singers, Carleton Place Welcoming Communities 75 Spring St., Almonte. Strawberry Social, Almonte Welcoming Communities Workshop, Almonte Almonte Quilters’ Guild, Jun 17, Workshop, Carleton Place 7-9pm. Almonte Civitan Hall, 256-5858, 24 25 26 27 [email protected]. Lanark County Quilters Guild, Jun 25, 6pm. Refreshments. Guests: $3. Lions Hall, Gender Illusions Female Imperson- Westport Heritage Festival, Jun 22, White Lake Acoustic Jam, Jun 8, Save Our River Benefit Concert, Jun Perth Fairgrounds. 264-9232. ators, Jun 14, 8pm. Doors open 6:30pm. 9am-4pm. Arts, crafts, food, music, children’s 7-10pm. White Lake Fire Hall, wlol.ca/ 15, 8pm. Tufts, Brown, Prescott & more. Al- Rideau Lakes Studio & Garden Tour, lcih.com. Farrell Hall, Perth. $20 activities. Bedford St, Westport. 273-4780 home/hot-licks-acoustic-jam. $5 monte Old Town Hall. $20 at Mill St. Books Jun 29-Jul 1, 10am-5pm. Brochures at area Extreme Freak Show, Jun 15, 6pm. John Aboriginal Hand Drumming Circle, Traditional Song Session, Jun 16, 2-4pm. shops. rideaulakesstudioandgardentour.com St. Pub, Arnprior. 623-8149, $30/$25 Jun 9, 23; 1:30-4pm. Moore House, CP. 850- Barley Mow, Almonte. 355-5552, Bonnechere River - Future Tense, Jun Youth 2803, [email protected]. Fiddlers’ Night/Dinner, Jun 21, 6pm. Auditions - Mudds Youth, Jun 8, 9am- 29. Stone Fence Theatre. Pine Bay, Park, Cuban Guitar on the Patio, Jun 9, 2-5pm. Dinner, music & dancing. Almonte Civitan Theatre 1pm. Ages 11-18. October production of Rock Around: The Musical, Jun 1 at 2pm Braeside. BonnechereRiver.ca. Mario Franco. Fall River Pub & Grill, 21980 Hall. $12. Musicians eat free. Othello. CP Town Hall, mississippimudds.ca. & 7pm. SFDCI production. The Station Spiritual Cinema Circle, Jun 30, 2pm. Hwy 7, Maberly. Heritage Mica Festival Opening Theatre, Smiths Falls. 283-0288x2323 McMartin House, 125 Gore St. E., Perth. Town Singers Concert, Jun 9 & 11, 7pm. Concert, Jun 22, 8pm. Celtic Rathskal- Proof, Jun 6-8, 14, 15 (8pm); Jun 9, 16 (2pm). [email protected]. Free Everybody’s Jazz. $10 at Brush Strokes. lions. Murphys Point Park. 267-5340 Literature Studio Theatre, Perth. 485-6434. $22; $20 LiPS Spoken Word Slam Finals, Jun St. Andrew’s Presbyterian, CP. 257-4100. Jazz House Concert, Jun 22, 7:30pm. The Valley Voices Concert, Jun 9, 7:30pm. Al- Tim Murray Trio. Almonte. jazzn.ca adv Ticketsplease.ca 8, 7 pm. Top 5 will compete nationally. CP The Wizard of Oz, Jun 6-8 (7pm), Jun 8 Festivals monte United Church. 624-5104. $10/$7 Gospel Concert, Jun 23, 7pm. Faithful FaeryFest, Jun 2, 10am-4pm. Kids & adults. Town Hall. [email protected]. $10 adv at Baker Bob’s Friends. Westport United Church. 273- (2pm). Arnprior District High School, Perth Civitan Hall, 283-9877, $2 adults; $1 Perth Citizen’s Band Outdoor Con- 2866. Freewill offering tworiversmusicals.ca. kids (funds LAWS) cert, Jun 13, 7:30pm, Classical, Broadway, Songs of Faith, Hope, Love & Inspira- Bike-In Movie & more, Jun 14, 7:30pm. Lambs Down Park Festival, Jun 15, Music Coady’s Car Care, Mill St. Almonte, 325- Celtfest Contra Dance, Jun 8, 7:30pm. Fun- movie themes, jazz, blues. Bring lawn chair tion, Jun 23, 3pm. OVMF. Grace Lutheran 10am-4pm. Herding & shearing, petting zoo. draiser w/ the Adequates. Almonte Civitan or stroll, Stewart Park, Perth. Church, Eganville. 433-9457, $20/$10 2165, typsyouthcentre.org. By donation 142 Franktown Rd, CP. 257-8049 Hall. [email protected],. $10 Piano Concert, Jun 15, 7pm. Karen Phillips Kids Town Singers, Jun 24, 7pm. St. Deathtrap, Jun 14-15, 20-22 (8pm); Jun 16, 23 Outdoor Family Music Festival, Jun (2pm). Thriller by BarnDoor Productions. Full Raintree, Jun 8, 7:30pm. World music. $22. Al- plays Baroque to modern. Almonte United Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, CP. 22, 4pm-10pm. Free, fundraiser for porta- monte Old Town Hall, raintreemusic.com. Church, $10; free for kids 12 & under. [email protected]. $7 Circle Theatre, Perth. 267-1884, $20/$10 potties. Riverside Park. 253-8952. 28 www.thehumm.com June 2013 CP). 267-6400, [email protected]. Free Busfusion, Jun 6-9. Volkswagen Camping JUNE 2013 Event. Almonte Fairgrounds. busfusion.com Beckwith Heritage Days, Jun 8, 9am-6pm, Family activities. Beckwith Park, 257-1539, Friday Saturday Sunday twp.beckwith.on.ca. From Truth to Reconciliation, Jun 8, 9:30am, History of Algonquin Nation. Free, Andrew McDougall, Perth Arms Of A Girl, John St. Pub potluck. Carambeck Community Ctr, CP. Astronomy Night, Almonte Head over Heels, The Cove FaeryFest, Perth Stride to Turn the Tide, Jun 8, 10am, Mis- Freud’s Last Session, Carp Pride Celebration, Perth Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak sissippi Grannies fundraising walk. Almonte James Keelaghan/Jenny Whiteley, Lanark Rock Around: The Musical, Smiths Falls Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Old Town Hall. 256-5995. Rock Around: The Musical, Smiths Falls Scarlett Jane, Neat Coffee Shop Valley Singles Lunch, Calabogie Doors Open Smiths Falls, Jun 9, 19 sites Steve Barrette Trio, The Swan at Carp The Elemental Journey, Almonte Vernissage, Almonte open to public (most 10am-4pm),283- The Debenham Brothers, John St. Pub Antique Show & Sale, Westport Antique Show & Sale , Westport 4124x1150, doorsopenontario.on.ca. Free The Low Mileage31 Band, Our Place in the ‘Prior Yard Sale Day, Westport1 2 Walk your Paws for LAWS Walk- athon, Jun 9, 9am. 2 or 5km loop. Food, prizes.,CP Arena, lanarkanimals.ca. Of Brush and Clay, Kars Proof, Perth Aboriginal Hand Drumming Circle, Carleton Place PFLAG Carleton Place, Jun 10, 7-8:30pm, Acoustic Jam, White Lake Raintree, Almonte APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak Monthly meeting & LGBT youth drop-in. Busfusion, Almonte Tufts & Briggs, Foodies Art & Craft Weekend Gallery, Smiths Falls Zion-Memorial United, CP. 859-0100. LiPS Finals, CP The Wizard of Oz, Arnprior Busfusion, Almonte West Carleton Garden Club, Jun 11, Busfusion, Almonte Annual Jewellery Show, Burnstown Cuban Guitar on the Patio, Maberly 7:30-9pm, Spring flower show, Carp Memo- Maria Hawkins Band, John St. Pub Art & Craft Weekend Gallery, Smiths Falls Doors Open Smiths Falls, Smiths Falls rial Hall, [email protected]. Proof, Perth Auditions - Mudds Youth, Carleton Place Henry Norwood & Shawn McCullough, The Cove Cultural Awareness Training, Jun 13, The Wizard of Oz, Arnprior Beckwith Heritage Days, Beckwith Of Brush and Clay, Kars 9am,-1pm/12-4pm. w/lunch. Different cul- Vernissage, Carleton Place Brent Dickie & The B-List, John St. Pub Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub tures. Perth Civitan, 735-4292. Free Celtfest Contra Dance, Almonte Proof, Perth 7 8 9 Almonte Farmers’ Mkt - Sharpener From Truth to Reconciliation, Carleton Place Town Singers Concert, Carleton Place Head over Heels, The Cove Valley Voices Concert, Almonte Day, Jun 15, 8:30am-12:30pm, incl. kitchen Stride to Turn the Tide, Almonte Walk your Paws for LAWS Walkathon, CP knife sharpening. Almonte Public Library. Dinner Dance, Jun 15, 6:30pm, Steak & Lob- Deathtrap, Perth Proof, Perth Art in The Garden, near Perth ster. Brad Scott Country Band. Buy tickets Bike-In Movie, Almonte Art in The Garden, near Perth Art Journey Studio Tour, Smiths Falls by Jun 11. Almonte Civitan. 256-9685, $20. Deathtrap, Perth Art Journey Studio Tour, Smiths Falls Deathtrap, Perth Gender Illusions Female Impersonators, Perth Beatles Dinner/Dance, The Cove Golf Tournament & Pig Roast, Jun 15, Edible Garden Bicycle Tour, Almonte J.P. Cormier, John St. Pub Dinner Dance, Almonte For St. Andrew’s United Church., Pakenham Guided Nature Outings, Pakenham Morgan Davis, Neat Coffee Shop Extreme Freak Show, Arnprior Highlands Golf Club. 832-0006. Head over Heels, The Cove Proof, Perth Golf Tournament & Pig Roast, Pakenham Mica Volunteer Training Day, Jun 15, Jazz Brunch, Fiddleheads Steve Barrette Trio, The Swan at Carp Lambs Down Park Festival, Carleton Place Incl. tour, BBQ lunch. Murphys Pt Prov. Park, Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak Mica Volunteer Training Day, Perth 267-5340, heritagemicadays.ca. Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Piano Concert, Almonte Proof, Perth Turkey Dinner, Jun 15, 5pm, Burridge, 14 Save Our River15 Benefit Concert, Almonte 16 Newboro & Westport United. 5, 6:30. Adv: Traditional Song Session, Almonte Star & Micey, Neat Coffee Shop Vernissage, Almonte $15 (kids $8). N. Crosby Community Ctr. Turkey Dinner, North Crosby Edible Garden Bicycle Tour, Jun 16, 9:30-11:30am, Ed Lawrence. Register first. Almonte Old Town Hall, mmbm.ca. Aboriginal Hand Drumming Circle, Carleton Place Guided Nature Outings, Jun 16, 9:30am, APEX Jazz Band, The Royal Oak Deathtrap, Perth Deathtrap, Perth Dir’ns at mmltc.ca. High Lonesome Re- Deathtrap, Perth Heritage Mica Festival Opening Concert, Perth Gospel Concert, Westport serve, Pakenham. 278-2939. $10 donation. Drumhand, The Cove Jazz House Concert, Almonte Museum Opening/Ribbon Cutting, Middleville Labyrinth Peace Walk, Jun 20, 5:30pm, Fiddlers’ Night/Dinner, Almonte Ashton Fest, Ashton Pub Guatemala Stove Project AGM, Perth Bring a picnic supper. Beverages provided., Keith Glass, Neat Coffee Shop Outdoor Family Music Festival, CP Head over Heels, The Cove CP Community Labyrinth, 257-1014. Spencer Scharf, John St. Pub Perth Kilt Run, Perth Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Slowtown Fire, John St. Pub Perth Kilt Run, Jun 22, 6pm, Lots of people Valley Festival, Eganville 21 Westport Heritage22 Festival, Westport 23 running in kilts. Perth Town Hall, 264-8904. Strawberry Social, Appleton Westport Heritage Festival, Jun 22, 9am-4pm. Bedford St. 273-4780, facebook. com/heritagewestport. Grand Opening/Ribbon Cutting, Jun 1907 Canada Day Celebration, Perth 23, 1-4pm, Opening of expansion. Middleville Danny Michel, Neat Coffee Shop Museum, 259-5462, $5; >12 free. Shawn McCullough, The Cove Bonnechere River - Future Tense, Braeside Head over Heels, The Cove Guatemala Stove Project AGM, Jun Kelly Sloan/Ryan Cook, O’Reilly’s Pub Cantores Celestes Women’s Choir, Perth Jazz Brunch, Fiddlehead 23, 1-3pm, Hear about initiatives & stove- Silver Creek, Neat Coffee Shop Danny Michel, Neat Coffee Shop Magnolia Rhythm Kings, The Royal Oak building trip., Baker’s Bean, Perth. Steve Barrette Trio, The Swan at Carp Head over Heels, The Cove Open Mic w/Kelly Sloan, Ashton Pub Welcoming Communities Workshop, Smiths Strawberry Social, Jun 23, 2-4pm, w/ Rideau Lakes Studio & Garden Tour Rideau Lakes Studio & Garden Tour Falls Perth Citizen’s Band. N. Lanark Regional Spiritual Cinema Circle, Perth Museum,257-8503, $10 28 29 Strawberry Social30, Almonte Almonte & District Horticultural Soc., Jun 24, 7:30pm, Cornerstone Com- munity Church, Almonte. Cantores Celestes Women’s Choir, Ballygiblin’s (CP, 253-7400), jazz, no cover The John St. Pub (Arnprior, 623-8149): Valley Singles Lunch, Jun 2, 1pm. Register Strawberry Social, Jun 25, 2-4pm, For AGH/ Jun 29, 7:30pm. 40-voice choir from TO. St. Jun 6 Brown, Paterson & Robb, 6-9pm May 31 The Debenham Brothers, 9pm, $5 at 256-8117 or 432-7622. Polly’s Little Fairview Manor. Silent auction., Almonte Paul’s United Church, Perth. 267–2973. $20 Neat Coffee Shop (Burnstown, 433– Jun 1 Arms of a Girl, 9pm, $ 6 Shanty, 12603 Lanark Road, Calabogie. Civitan. $5 The Swan at Carp (Carp, 839-7926): jazz 3205): 8pm Jun 5 Open Mic, 8pm, no cover Green Drinks, Jun 4, 5:30pm. Informal Mills Community Support AGM, Jun Jun 14, 28 Steve Barrette Trio, 7-10pm Jun 1 Scarlett Jane, $14 Jun 7 Maria Hawkins Band, 9:30pm, $10 meeting of environmental folk. O’Reilly’s 26, 1-2:30pm, Carambeck Community Ctr, Fiddleheads (Perth, 267-1304): Jun 14 Morgan Davis, $15 Jun 8 Brent Dickie & The B-List, 9pm, $6 Pub, Perth. [email protected]. CP. 256-1031x63, [email protected]. Jun 16, 30 Jazz w/Clay Young,12-3pm Jun 15 Star & Micey, $15 Jun 14 J.P. Cormier, 8pm, $25 ($20 adv) CP & District Horticulture Potluck, Welcoming Communities Workshop, The Royal Oak (Kanata, 591-3895): jazz Jun 21 Keith Glass, $15 Jun 20 Blues Jam, 8pm, no cover Jun 5, 6:30pm. 25th anniv. dinner. St. An- Jun 26 (9am-Noon, Carambeck Community on Sun, no cover Jun 26 SoundCheck open mic Jun 21 Spencer Scharf, 9pm, no cover drew’s Church, CP. 257-4101 Centre, CP); Jun 27 (6-9pm Almonte Old Jun 2, 16 Magnolia Rhythm Kings, 3-6pm Jun 28 Silver Creek, $15 Jun 22 Slowtown Fire, 9pm, $6 Lanark Co. Genealogical Soc., Jun 5, Town Hall, incl. supper); Jun 28 (9am-Noon, Jun 9, 23 APEX Jazz Band, 2-5pm Jun 29, 30 Danny Michel, $35 7:30pm. middlevillemuseum.blogspot.ca. SF Legion). 256-1031x61, themills.on.ca. The Cove (Westport, 273-3636): Thur The Naismith Pub (Almonte, 256-6336): Middleville Museum. $5. $20; $10 snrs/youth Spencer Evans Trio, 9-11pm Open Celtic Jam Wed (7:30-10pm) Community N. Lanark Historical Soc. AGM, Jun 5, Strawberry Social/Perth Citizens’ Pride Celebration, Jun 1. Display, talk, Jun 1, 8, 29 Head over Heels, 6-9pm Foodies Fine Foods (Almonte, 256- 7pm.John McKenty talk. N Lanark Regional Band, Jun 27, 7pm, Perth Rotary Club hosts, music by The Commuters (Perth Legion). Jun 9 Norwood & McCullough, 1-4pm 6500): Jun 8 Tufts/Briggs brunch, 10am–1pm Museum, 647 River Rd., Appleton. at the bandstand behind Town Hall., Stewart lgbtlanark.com. $15; $10 adv; $5 students Jun 10 BBQ & Shawn McCullough, 6-9pm Carp Masonic Lodge: Carp Celtic Jam, Volunteer Info Event, Jun 5, 11am-2pm. Park, Herriott St., Perth. Westport Antique Show & Sale, Jun Jun 16, 23, 30 Head over Heels, 12:30-3:30pm $3/$25 for 3 mos, all levels, Mon (7-9pm). Free cake & coffee. Community Home 1907 Canada Day Celebration, Jun 30, 1 (10-5), Jun 2 (10-4). $6 (under 12s free). Jun 21 Drumhand, 7-10pm, $10 O’Reilly’s Pub (Perth, 267-7994): 8:30pm. Support, 50 Bennett St., #11, CP. 253-0733. 11am-1pm, BBQ, Paddling Puppeteer, games. Westport Community Centre. 795-9676 Jun 28 Shawn McCullough, 6-9pm Brock Zeman Tues, Open Jam w/Dave Adult Bereavement Groups, Jun 6 (6- Murphys Pt Prov Park. 267-5340. Yard Sale Day in Westport, Jun 1, 9am. Ashton Pub (Ashton): Sunday Open Mic Balfour Wed, Ali McCormick Thurs 8pm, Starbucks Hwy 7/McNeely,CP Walk- Strawberry Social, Jun 30, 2-4pm.Tickets At many homes throughout town. 273- w/Kelly Sloan, 2-5pm Jun 28 Kelly Sloan & Ryan Cook, 8pm ing Group); Jun 12 (1-3pm, Lanark Lodge, at Read’s Books or 257-7121x238. Herb 8775, [email protected] Jun 22 Ashton Fest (vendors, music, 12–4) Alice’s Village Café (Carp, 470-2233): Perth); Jun 26 (1:30-3:30pm, Waterside, Garden, therapeuticriding.ca. $10 Tues Open Mic (8pm) June 2013 www.thehumm.com 29 Great Gifts Our Town: Visual Stories at Visit the Heritage House Mu- Join the SFDCI art students this is a Doors Open Smiths Falls Art Gallery seum in Smiths Falls from June at the Heritage House Museum event. 9 to July 31 to catch a glimpse on Sunday, June 9, for the grand Stop in and take a walk though of Smiths Falls’ past as the grade opening and celebration of their Smiths Falls history with the Vis- The Season Begins! 10, 11 and 12 art students from one-of-a-kind art show. Students ual Stories from Our Town art GIFT YOUR HOME WITH Smiths Falls District Collegiate will be present from 11am to show, from June 9 to July 31 at original works of art Institute showcase their one-of- 3pm to showcase their works of the Heritage House Museum in a-kind art show: “Visual Stories art and answer any questions. Smiths Falls. They are open daily All Local and Canadian Artists from Our Town”. Each art stu- Author Valerie Hudson will also from 10:30am to 4:30pm; a small Hours: Thursday 10am - noon dent was given the opportunity be on hand, from 1–4pm, to join admission fee applies. Friday 10am - noon to choose a story from a book in on the celebration, view the For more information on Saturday 10am - 5pm titled Our Town, written by local pieces inspired by her book, and this event or other events tak- Sunday 11am - 4pm author Valerie Hudson. Each tale answer questions anyone may ing place at the Heritage House and by chance or found in Our Town depicts vari- have in regards to the stories that Museum, visit , call 283–6311 or Opening June 29 tory, as told by local community is more than pleased to see her email . The museum is located 613-273-8775 the art students went to work of local history. “That was the at 11 Old Sly’s Road in Smiths information and photos capturing the stories in a variety whole purpose of the book,” she Falls. Like their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/artemisiaartgallery of media. With over forty pieces, explained. Admission to the art “The Heritage House Museum of there is a lot of history to see! show grand opening is free, as Smiths Falls”.

thank you for saying you saw their ad Middleville Museum in theHumm! Expansion Celebration The Middleville & District Mu- The additional display space The expanded museum also seum has had a major facelift. On allows for the preservation and allows for the spacious display Sunday, June 23, drop by to see display of many large new items. of implements and artifacts once what they’ve done and join their The Lanark Township “Old Bap- needed to survive and thrive on expansion celebration and rib- tist Manse” (donated by Marilyn farms, as well as the collection of bon cutting ceremony. McKay Gerhardt) was moved, early Canadian tools, featuring With a forceful vision of much and the logs of the historic pre- locally made wood planes, treas- needed expansion, the curator of 1850s cabin were reassembled in ured by long-time collector the the museum, Alice Borrowman, a special corner. The family of the late Dick Jones. guided the process of building late Clive Rodger has placed his Everyone is invited to attend an addition to accommodate the 1918 Chevrolet Model T truck on the expansion celebration with growing collection of pioneer loan, and equipment from early the reception beginning at 1pm on and farming artifacts that are community telephone companies Sunday, June 23. The official rib- so treasured by the surrounding is being assembled to accompany bon cutting ceremony at 2pm will community. the 1922 Model T Ford used by be followed by a chance to view the A generous grant from the linesman Lawrence Gibson while displays in the new facilities. Ad- Ontario Trillium Foundation in maintaining the lines for the Ho- mittance is free and refreshments 2012 allowed the construction petown Telephone Company. will be served. The museum is now to proceed, and the Township Bob Reid has donated an ox wheelchair accessible. of Lanark Highlands bridged the cart, used in the mid-1800s, that The Middleville & District gap to allow the completion of he rescued from the Rodger farm Museum is located at 2130 Con- the project. Many hours of vol- in Arklan decades ago, and Ray- cession 6D in Middleville. For unteer labour were vital to the mond Blackburn has donated his more information, see will be feted at the celebration. used in 1912. or call 259–5462.

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Jun 30 Patio Tiki Bar with cocktails by Master Mixologist from Toronto,12-4 www.fallriverinc.com 30 www.thehumm.com June 2013 A VW Door Closes, a PAMT Window Opens Ever feel like getting away for a while? Tak- “Our goals,” he adds, “were to simplify The couple has been truly inspired by “We’ll have an opportunity to meet the ing some time off, travelling the open road, our lifestyle, re-plan and rethink our journey their incredible adventure. With a month actors from the show backstage,” Peter and getting a fresh perspective on life? in this life by exploring and talking to peo- left on their journey, they are now looking says, “and do a song and dance workshop Peter Dixon and Heidi Stepanek, the ple and getting inspired by new ideas and forward to returning with a new plan for a with them in preparation for our own ver- husband-and-wife team behind the Perth places, and to start fresh upon our return.” very diverse and exciting theatre in Perth. sion of the production this summer.” Academy of Musical Theatre (PAMT), felt Some highlights of their trip so far, ac- PAMT, which will now call Perth’s For more information about the sum- that way. So, last November, that’s exactly cording to Peter and Heidi and Skye, in- Studio Theatre their temporary new mer season, including the trip to Strat- what they did. clude Mardi Gras in New Orleans, visiting home, has an exciting summer of events ford, you can visit PAMT’s website at The couple sold most of their posses- the Smithsonian Institute in Washington and productions lined up. For their or phone 709–0954. sions, including the Myriad Centre, rent- DC, wading across the Rio Grande in Mex- 16th season, Dixon says they are “offering The couple says they will certainly miss ed out their home, bought an old Volk- ico, camping in Big Sur on the rugged Cali- four excellent workshops of diverse styles having their own theatre, and they’ll al- swagen van, packed up their four-year-old fornia coast, taking a ride on the Durango and for different age groups. The summer ways have fond memories of the Myriad daughter Skye, and headed south on will open with Glee 3 — a celebra- Centre. “But,” Peter says, “we definitely a fascinating journey. tion of songs and dances from the outgrew that particular location, and have “We had a very ambitious journey hit TV show — which will have exciting new plans as we re-think and re- planned,” Peter writes from the road, one of its final performances on develop for the future.” Opening a new “which we have, miraculously and in the main stage of the Stewart Park theatre, Dixon says, is “definitely a big pos- spite of numerous extreme and ex- Festival. Then Lord of the Rings: The sibility.” pensive mechanical repairs, been able Two Towers takes the stage, where “We’re tossing around ideas of either to complete almost in its entirety.” we will focus on character devel- building, or retro-fitting an existing build- The couple had purchased a 1984 opment, sword fighting and stage ing, to become a versatile black box space brightly painted green, yellow and combat techniques, with an epic fi- which can house many different ventures,” red, turbo-diesel VW Vanagon, Heidi Stepanek and Peter Dixon return to Perth, nal production.” he says. “Those on the table include, of which they then converted into a and to PAMT, this summer! “Next up is our famous teen- course, a PAMT and Orion Theatre re- camper with a high hardtop area. age workshop, The Who’s Tommy, hearsal and performance space, an indie “It has been home for the three of us for steam train through the Colorado Moun- where a live band will accompany our per- film screening house, a used bookstore, a the past seven months, and we still have tains, and seeing Vancouver Island across formers as they sing, dance and act their philosopher’s café, a children’s museum, a month to go,” says Peter. “We began our the Juna de Fuca straight. way through this complex and intriguing a performance venue for live local music journey by heading down the east coast “We’ve collected a kit-full of memo- production.” They will wrap up the summer and improv, a music studio for teaching into the US, down to the Florida Keys, then ries,” Peter says, “and ideas for how to live, season with Disney’s The Little Mermaid. and learning various instruments, a space across the US from east to west at the south- how to work, and how to be; having, most Peter and Heidi will also be taking a to learn circus arts or have a juggle circle, ern end, through Louisiana, Texas, and the especially, had the time to contemplate group of students and theatre-minded and whatever other exciting and inspiring four corners area into California, then up these together as a family in some very community members on a bus trip to things we can think of.” the west coast into Oregon and Washing- inspiring settings and with some very in- Stratford at the end of June to see, and To read more about the family’s ad- ton, back into Canada via ferry to Victoria, spiring people. 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Music Matters in their youth aren’t so easy any occurs with elite athletes. more. Yet there are always those For students in our schools, this bal- select few who seem to defy Fa- ance is also critical, yet it is very often this Summer ther Time. I was watching a video overlooked. We live in the age of infor- of a concert by The Rolling Stones mation, yet despite the knowledge that is from not too long ago, and was readily available, more and more people Bring this ad in and receive astounded by how much energy are trusting that the meal they get from a Mick Jagger brings to his perfor- box at the supermarket is good for them. 20% Off mances. This from a man who Our students are frequently making poor during June turns seventy next year! lifestyle choices, eating lunches full of junk food and consuming huge amounts of sugar, salt, and other nasty chemicals, by Tony Stuart some of which are being sold from vend- ing machines and cafeterias in the schools The other popular artist who comes themselves. to mind is Madonna. Now in her fifties, I’ve noticed a real decrease in attention her shows still feature choreography that spans over the past five years, and I know requires tremendous athleticism and en- that many of my colleagues have perceived durance. While I’m not particularly a fan the same thing. Some of it is certainly at- in Eyewear from of her music, I admire her desire to con- tributable to the amount of time being stantly innovate. spent in front of electronic screens, which I decided to do some research into could be an entire column unto itself, but what drives people like Mick Jagger and I think that poor diet and a lack of exercise The Almonte Spectacle Shoppe Madonna, and was fascinated by what I both play a far more important role. Providing prescription glasses, contacts, and discovered. Jagger had a reputation for be- In the case of music education, stu- ing a “bad boy” in his youth, and had many dents who have a short attention span find sunglasses, with the expertise of our Licensed Optician. flirtations with alcohol and drug abuse. it very difficult to learn, especially because See all that Summer has to offer, as you receive Many musicians have let alcohol and drug learning to play an instrument isn’t some- Spectacular Small Town Service! problems destroy their careers, but at thing that comes instantly, and requires some point Jagger decided that, in order constant attention to instruction. One 10 Houston Drive Mon, Tue, Wed & Fri 9:30–5 to keep going, he had to make some life- thing I have noticed is that students who Almonte Thursday 9:30–8 style changes. Madonna’s lifestyle changes persist for a few years actually learn to de- 613–256–7431 Saturday 10–2 were very similar. velop better attention spans and listening Both artists became totally clean and skills, and these both translate well in the sober, and embraced vegetarianism for world outside of the classroom. extended periods of time. Physical fit- Our next step as a school system and ness and activities such as yoga became a society is to understand, encourage, and increasingly important for both as well. develop the nurturing of mind, soul, and Madonna’s fitness regimen is the stuff of body, to allow more people to have the legend, and her spiritual quest over the health and wellness to prance around Jag- last decade has been well documented. ger-style well into their golden years. With both of these artists, and many — Tony Stuart is the Music Director at Notre others who manage to stay active at a very Dame Catholic High School in Carleton high level as they get older, the balance be- Place, and a freelance musician. From Truth to Reconciliation June is National Aboriginal History The focus of the event is the history Month — an opportunity to celebrate and of the Algonquin Nation and its territory. mi st. honour the heritage, cultures and contri- It is a history that our community needs butions of First Nations, Inuit and Métis to know, as Lanark County exists on Al- people in Canada. gonquin Lands. Land settlement negotia- On Saturday, June 8, The Lanark Coun- tions continue at this time between Al- ty Neighbours for Truth and Reconcilia- gonquin leaders and the Government of tion, in partnership with the Social Con- Canada. There is value for all citizens in cerns Committee of Carleton Place, will knowing and understanding the Algon- be hosting their second “From Truth to quin history, so that we are informed and Reconciliation” event. can appreciate the complexities, as well The event will be held at Carambeck as promoting justice and supporting rec- Community Centre and registration will onciliation during this process. Through begin a 9:30am. There is no cost for the education, such things as stereotypes, day, however participants will share in a misinformation and misunderstandings, potluck feast. as well as fears, can be discarded and re- Our vision for the event is for an in- placed with a new relationship grounded clusive gathering that will bring together in mutual respect, friendship and under- young and old, indigenous and non-in- standing. hello-yellow.ca digenous, church and secular, in a shared The event is co-sponsored by The Town journey of listening, learning, and recon- of Carleton Place and KAIROS: Ecumeni- ciliation. cal Justice Initiatives.

32 www.thehumm.com June 2013 Old Stone Mill National Historic Site in Delta When you first enter the mill, we use only the best, a locally- term storage (longer than 2–3 you’ll see and hear the rushing grown Red Fife wheat. Red Fife months), put the flour in a sealed water that first powered a water was first grown by David Fife in container in the freezer. wheel, and later a turbine, to op- Otonabee, Ontario, in 1842. It is The Mill, River and Flour erate the varied machinery of the a hard spring wheat, high in pro- special exhibition, featured in mill. Much of this machinery is tein and lower in starch. Our Red our mill from June 29 to Au- on display, starting with equip- Fife is grown by Chris Wooding gust 24, is bilingual, interactive ment such as millstones used the of Ironwood Organics. and comes to us from the Légaré early 1800s and moving up to Our flour is ideal for bread- Mill in Saint Eustache, Quebec. machinery from the early 1900s. making, and we’ll have bread Ours is the only museum out- The Old Stone Mill at side of Quebec scheduled Delta was built in 1810 to host this professional by William Jones, and is travelling exhibit. The Kids Town Singers! one of the earliest surviv- Légaré Mill in Saint Eu- Over thirty kids, ranging in age from 8 to 14, are obviously en- ing, fully automatic grist stache was built in 1762 joying rehearsing for their upcoming Kids Town Singers (KTS) mills of Upper Canada. and is the oldest contin- concert, to be held on June 24 at 7pm at St Andrew’s Presbyte- In 1817, the mill was ually-operating facility of rian Church in Carleton Place. described as “unques- its kind in Canada. Delta The group will also perform two songs at the Town Singers’ tionably the best build- Mill Society Curator, Paul adult choir “Everybody’s Jazz” performances on June 9 and 11 at ing of the kind in Upper George, had the opportu- the same location. Tickets will be available at the door for both Canada.” It is an impos- nity to visit the mill in the events ($7 KTS, $10 TS). ing Georgian-style stone fall and was impressed by KTS was formed this spring after a small number of chil- structure of four sto- the water-powered mill- dren performed with the adult choir at their Christmas perfor- ries, 40 by 60 feet (12m ing facility and its historic mance and showed an interest in forming their own group. For x 18m). This National equipment. more information, contact choir director Kristine MacLaren at Historic Site is a proud Mill, River and Flour . reminder of the indus- examines the milling in- trial heritage of Eastern dustry in Canada, from Ontario. In 2005, the the New France era to newly renovated mill was the early 20th century. enhanced with beautiful Through a series of inter- interpretive signboards active modules, visitors and displays. A water- are invited to learn about wheel was installed in the importance of agri- 2007, and, in 2010, work- culture in Canada and its ing millstones and a bolt- Photo by Ken W. Watson direct link to the country’s er were put in place. A feature available for sale on Saturday development. exhibit, “Down by the Old Mill- mornings, brought to you by the This travelling exhibition was stream, Celebrating Life on the Blue Squirrel Bakery of Seeley’s produced by the Corporation Beverley Lakes” can be found on Bay. Our flour consists of one in- du Moulin Légaré, with special the third floor of the mill. gredient: flour (that’s it!). If you thanks to the contributors: Cana- Flour from the Old Stone Mill look at a bag of commercial flour, dian Heritage through the Muse- is of extremely high quality, stone you’ll see other ingredients in- ums Assistance Program, Ville de ground from locally-grown Red cluding amylase, xylanase, mon- Saint-Eustache, and Desjardins Fife wheat, an Ontario heritage onitrate, l-cysteine hydrochloride Caisse de Saint-Eustache-Deux- wheat. We are grinding grain and azodicarbonamide. We don’t Montagnes. into flour much as it was done include any of those in Old Stone — Joanne van Dreumel is the when the mill was first opened Mill Flour. Our natural flour does Museum Manager at the over 200 years ago. Good flour require a bit of care — store it in Old Stone Mill National His- comes from good wheat, and a cool, dry place and, for long toric Site

June 2013 www.thehumm.com 33 in the Garden Lincoln Center-bound Choir Performs in Perth The forty-voice women’s choir, Cantores Celestes from Toron- to, will be performing in Perth on Saturday, June 29 (the Saturday of the Canada Day weekend). This award-winning group was found- ed in 1989 by director Kelly Gal- Meet the artists, enjoy the view, and ﬁnd your braith. From their beginnings as inspiration at this unique garden event. an eight-woman choir, they have grown into a forty-plus voice Father’s Day Weekend! June 15-16, 9 to 5 ensemble, representing women Kiwi Gardens invites you to Art in the Garden, an of all ages and from all walks of annual show and sale of outdoor art and accessories. life. They perform regularly in the greater Toronto area and The nursery is open May-Sept, daily 9 to 5 have toured throughout southern Ontario and eastern Canada. In their 2013–2014 season they Catch Cantores Celestes at St. Paul’s United Church in Perth 613-267-7384 will be the core ensemble for a on Saturday, June 29 [email protected] special all-female performance in www.kiwigardens.ca the Distinguished Concert Series Faure’s Requiem. She is currently Canadian compositions will 4km west of Perth. From Hwy 7, travel 3km north on Harper Road. in New York City, with a perfor- the music director at St. John’s also be included in the program. You will ﬁnd Kiwi on the left. Watch for the Highway signs. mance at Lincoln Center. They United Church in Agincourt. Featured is Over the Hills by Ca- have appeared on CBC Radio 1 Accompanying the choir will nadian composer Stephen Hat- and 2, recorded music for three be Ellen Meyer, one of the most field. The piece ends with a rendi- Like theHumm on films, and have released six CDs. in-demand collaborative pianists tion of Amazing Grace, played on Most recently they were one of in Ontario. She has recently per- clarinet, overlaid with a beautiful facebook! the featured choirs at the Toron- formed in recital at Carnegie choral countermelody. Other to Vocal Arts Festival 2012. Hall, and has worked with Eng- Canadian compositions include Director Kelly Galbraith grew lish clarinet phenomenon Julian Kingston composer Mark Sirett’s up in St. John, NB, and attended Bliss, the Canadian Children’s Watane, and Ave Maria by Brit- Mount Allison University where Opera Chorus, and the Toronto ish Columbia’s David Macintyre. she conducted the Mount Al- Choral Society. The concert will take place at lison Women’s Choir. Her work This performance will show- St. Paul’s United Church, 25 Gore life has been closely connected case classical music, including se- Street West in Perth, at 7:30pm on with CBC Radio; she has pro- lections of Henry Purcell’s Come Saturday, June 29. Tickets are $20, duced Choral Concert, Satur- Ye Sons of Art and Orban’s Mass from or from day Afternoon at the Opera, and No.6. A spiritual tone will be the church office (267–2973, Music and Company, as well as evoked with Shen Khar Venakhi, Monday through Friday from organizing their Competition a 12th century Georgian hymn; 9am to 3pm). The choir will also for Amateur Choirs. She also however, the choir will also dem- be singing at the St. Paul’s United conducts the Manulife Financial onstrate that classical music is Church’s 10am service on Sun- Choir and the CBC Complaints not always serious, as evidenced day, June 30. For information, Choir, and was the guest conduc- by a delightfully wicked rendition visit or tor for the Toronto Mendelssohn of Giuseppe Verdi’s The Witches’ . Choir’s 2011 presentation of Chorus, from Macbeth. — Brad Mills This Summer BADGER has you covered!

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34 www.thehumm.com June 2013 From Nicaragua With Love Photo by Shawn DeSalvo / DeSa Photogrtaphy Disclaimer: In early May, my any preconceived notions about your trav- as you will (and, obviously, have). husband Brad and I traveled to elling companions with those expensive Try not to force them to feel any Nicaragua to take part in the lat- 100+mL hair products at airport security. particular way about it either. You est SchoolBOX build (schoolbox. You might be surprised by the personali- may find that they don’t have the ca). After that incredible experi- ties you actually connect with. These types same struggles compartmentaliz- ence, I couldn’t help but add a lit- of tours are geared toward folks who are ing the experience as you might. tle traveller’s twist to this edition open to new experiences and that includes They may have an easier time of Miss Write. (Thanks for your meeting new people. Hey! That’s you! leaving what they’ve learned be- questions!) Please consult your Bring your best attitude along with you hind, but rest assured, it’ll mean Miss Write (with Mr. Right and a great gang of Funny You Should Write… Funny You Spanish-speaking tour guide be- (leave the hairdryer if you need the space) something important. Let them volunteers) recently went on a SchoolBOX build fore heeding any of the following and you’ll be a great addition to any group. soak in the experience in their in Nicaragua. She shares some tips on travel… advice. Got a question? Email What’s more, you’ll have a fantastic, mem- own time. . orable trip. Have fun! Throughout the trip ask them what Dear Bag Lady, they think about certain situations and Spoiled! The last time my husband sur- by Emily Arbour Dear Miss Write have them make parallels between the way prised me was with a trip to a provincial Later this year my husband and I will be people live there and the way they live at park during blackfly season. Maybe that’s Dear Miss Write taking our two pre-teenaged children on home. When you get home, talk about the where you’re going! If so, pack a deet- I am recently separated from my partner, a volunteer mission to Nepal. I’ve been on experience and ask them if there was any- soaked onesie and a box of wine to numb and have just booked my very first solo similar missions in the past (alone), and thing they feel strongly about changing in the itch. Assuming that’s not it, however, I trip within a group. All of my traveling each time I returned to Canada, I strug- their own lives. Ask them if there’s any- would pack a couple of cotton knit dresses companions are strangers. I’m terrified. gled to convey what I’d experienced and thing they appreciate more about home that you could dress down with flip flops Of course, I hope to make a friend or two, apply some change at home. What do now that they’ve been to Nepal. If they’re and dress up with accessories. Unless it’s but what suggestions do you have that you think we can do this time to help my interested in continuing to help either by cold where you’re going, in which case, might allow me to enjoy myself? Even if I kids adjust to coming home and keep the donating or by saving for a second trip, just stay on the plane. I’m sorry I’m not end up going it alone for most of the trip. memory of their experience alive back on encourage it. Keep the conversation going more help really. I took four pairs of shoes — Going Solo Canadian soil? and the memories will be kept alive. to a place where not everyone has them. I — Sincerely, Mom on a Mission Happy travels! may not be the best person to ask. Dear Going Solo — Emily Arbour is a freelance writer (among One question. Are you a jerk? If your an- Dear Mom on a Mission, Dear Miss Write, other things) who lives and works in swer is “No, frankly, I’m offended”, then I think it’s really wonderful that you’re tak- My husband has just told me that some- Almonte. By no means is she an expert in you’re going to have a great time on this ing your kids on this trip. What an awe- time in the next six months he’s taking me anything but having an opinion and making trip. And you’re going to make friends. some perspective it’ll give them on how on a surprise trip. In his words “I won’t things up. You can go ahead and take her At the very least, you’re going to make big and diverse the world is. Not to men- know when, I won’t know where, but pack advice, but you’d do just as well asking the temporary ones, and that’s all you really tion how lucky we all are to live in Cana- light.” Pack light! But how? bell boy for a bottle opener in a Christian need anyway. My advice to you would be da. Since they are still young, don’t expect — Bag Lady hotel in rural Nicaragua. Only he doesn’t to “just go with it” on this adventure. Toss them to get quite as much out of the trip have a column in this fine publication…

June 2013 www.thehumm.com 35 TheTown of Mississippi Mills is proud to support The Art of Summer Festivals Canada Day Celebrations June, Mississippi Mills June 30 in Pakenham, A month of bicycle-inspired events; join us for themed July 1 in Almonte tours, films, polo, and an opening weekend grand prix. Live entertainment, activities for all ages Prizes to be won and fun activities for all ages! and fantastic fireworks! www.mmbm.ca www.exploremississippimills.ca Almonte Celtfest July 5–7, Almonte July 19–21, Almonte Three days and nights celebrating the Valley’s Celtic roots, culminating in music, song and dance in Gemmill Don’t miss the 155th Almonte Fair, featuring live Park on July 6 & 7. Admission by donation. entertainment, midway, livestock shows and homecraft www.almonteceltfest.com displays all weekend, and Demolition Derby Friday evening. Great family entertainment. International www.almontefair.ca Puppet Festival Pakenham Fair August 10 & 11, August 17, Pakenham Almonte Animal, craft and horticultural shows, local food and lots of fun for all ages! Terrific puppet troupes from Canada and www.exploremississippimills.ca the world perform in tent theatres, while on the street you’ll find musicians, clowns and a puppet parade! www.puppetsup.ca

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