Inuyasha Jokes

By Sync_Q36-82694_eternal

Submitted: April 4, 2006 Updated: April 4, 2006

Hope u like my Inu jokes! It was fun in the making. Muhahahaha! enjoy

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Inuyasha jokes

By: Sync_Q36

Sess: Why did my father give me this cursed sword!

Inuyasha: Well….why does Donkey Kong where a tie?

Sess: You know, you're not helping……at all.

Inuyasha: Am I supposed to? Well all I have to say is this, stop your whining and buy a gun for god's sake! I can't believe we're related!

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Kagome: Hey, did anyone see my spare clothes?

*Miroku twitches*

Kagome: Miroku! Did you take my clothes?

Miroku: Why Kagome! How could you accuse me of this! Don't I deserve a fair trial?

Inuyasha: Dude, face it. You're a lonely pervert.

Miroku: Am not! I'm just a desperate pervert! Never lonely!

Shippo [to himself]: Hey, Sess was right! Kids are never blamed!

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Inuyasha: Hahahaha! I have two girls and you have one! Hahahaha! Eat that wolf! Koga: DAMN YOU INUYASHA!

Shippo: Hey Inuyasha, where do babies come from?

Inuyasha: Shippo….well….oh look! A Unicorn!

Shippo: Where?

*Inuyasha turns and jets away*

Shippo: Oh man! That's the third time today! However, I mustn't give up! I must stay focused…but first, some juice!

*Begins drinking juice*

Shippo: I'll find out even if I have to kill…I mean ask everyone, including Naraku!

* Next day* Shippo: Naraku, where do babies come from?

Naraku: Screw you.

Shippo: Oh man!

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Miroku: Don't worry Sango, that isn't a gun…I'm just very tall!

Sango: What are you talking about…ewwwwwwwww! *Slap!*