Little Mermaid Jr - AUDITION SONG LYRICS

General Audition , under the sea. Bright young women, sick of swimmin’, ready to stand. Darlin, it’s better down where it’s wetter, And ready to know - what the people know. take it from me. Ask’em my questions and get some answers. Up on the shore they work all day. What’s a fire? And why does it, Out in the sun they slave away. what’s the word… burn? While we devotin’ full time to floatin’ When’s it my turn? Wouldn’t I love, under the sea. love to explore that shore up above? Out of the sea, wish I could be part of that world. Sebastian The seaweed is always greener Flounder in somebody else’s lake. She acts like she don’t see me. You dream about going up there, She doesn’t even speak. but that is a big mistake. She treats me like sashimi left over from last week. Just look at the world around you, You see her late at night tossin’ in her ocean bed. right here on the ocean floor. And she sighs and she swoons, Such wonderful things surround you. and she’s hummin’ little tunes. What more is you lookin’ for? (Even has a sort of glow) Under the sea, under the sea. What on earth could it be? Darlin, it’s better down where it’s wetter, (Any hammer-head can see! That sigh! That glow! That take it from me. swoon) (Oh no!) Up on the shore they work all day. She’s in love! She’s in love! Out in the sun they slave away. See her hips, how they swish! While we devotin’ full time to floatin’ under the sea. Mersisters Wonderful stuff! That human stuff! Is she ill? Or insane? Can’t get enough… of human stuff! Is it water on the brain? And we are the authority - no need for us to bluff! What has got her bothered so? Because we’re great at explanatin’ human stuff! It’s the bends! It’s the flu! Gosh, I wish we had a clue! Ursula, Flotsam, Jetsam Oh wait! Oh, dear! You . Good grief! It’s clear… She’s in love! She’s in love! It’s sad, but true. Pounding heart! Ringing bells! If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, Look, I think she’s even wearing brand new shells! you’ve got to pay the toll. Take a gulp and take a breath Prince Eric, Grimsby, King Triton, Pilot, Sailors and go ahead achieve your goal. I’ll sing you a song of the king of the sea Flotsam, Jetsam, now I’ve got her, boys, an it’s hey to the starboard, heave ho! the boss is on a roll. The Ruler of all of the oceans is he, You poor unfortunate soul! in mysterious fathoms below Fathoms below, below! Chef Louis From whence way-ward westerlies blow! Les poissons, les poissons, Where Triton is king, and his mer-people sing how I love les poissons. in mysterious fathoms below. Love to chop and to serve little fish. First, I cut off their heads, then I pull out the bones. Scuttle Ah mais oui, ga c’est tou-jours delish. Pick up the dingle-hopper just like so. Les poissons, les poissons, hee-hee-hee, haw-haw-haw. Twirl it the way I’m twirling now… With the cleaver, I hack them in two. Give it a little yank, and there ya go! I pull out what’s inside and I serve it up fried. God, I You’re what they call “the dog’s me-ow”! love little fishes, don’t you?