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Volume 5, Issue 9 July 19, 2013 Women’s USA2: Congratulations Team Westheimer USBF President George Jacobs 2 Baker 217 40 17 29 28 41 21 21 20 USBF VP Howie Weinstein 3 Westheimer 221 30 12 34 22 22 41 22 38 USBF Secretary Jan Martel Senior’s USA2 SemiFinals USBF Treasurer 2 Lynch 123 52 11 41 19 Cheri Bjerkan USBF COO 5 Street 85 34 25 19 7 Jan Martel 3 Meltzer 125 27 46 44 8 USBF CFO Barbara Nudelman 4 Simson 86 30 25 14 17 Directors - USBC Sol Weinstein Harry Falk ALL PLAY FROM TODAY ON WILL BE ON THE LOBBY LEVEL Operations Manager (ELEVATOR FLOOR #3) IN SMALL ROOMS WITH ONE OR McKenzie Myers TWO TABLES IN EACH ROOM. BRACKET SHEETS WILL BE Appeals Administrator POSTED NEAR THE PLAYERS' LOUNGE (CHELSEA ROOM) Robb Gordon Appeals Committee: Bart Bramley Larry Cohen Marty Fleisher Steve Garner Gail Greenberg Geoff Hampson Gaylor Kasle Ralph Katz Stephen Landen John Lusky Chip Martel Dan Morse Beth Palmer S AND SENIORS’ BRIDGE CHAMPIONSHIPS Josh Parker Kerri Sanborn Aaron Silverstein Ron Smith Danny Sprung Jenny Wolpert, Valerie Westheimer, Disa, Jill Levin Steve Weinstein Adam Wildavsky Chris Willenken Gavin Wolpert VuGraph Organizer Jan Martel Bulletin Editor Suzi Subeck Photographer Peg Kaplan Local Hospitality Chairs Lisa Berkowitz Oldies and Goodies Goodies Oldies and UNITED STATES WOMEN’ Molly O’Neill 1 Webmaster Kitty Cooper OLDIES AND GOODIES Sprung JoAnn Sprung, Capt Stasha Cohen Cheri Bjerkan Rozanne Pollack Shawn Quinn Mildred Breed Baker Lynn Baker, Capt Karen McCallum Cindy Bernstein Sally Wheeler Pam Granovetter JoAnna Stansby Moss Sylvia Moss, Capt Joann Glasson Jill Meyers Janice Seamon-Molson Tobi Sokolow Migry Zur Campanile Westheimer Valerie Westheimer, Capt Hjordis Eythorsdottir Jill Levin Jenny Wolpert Mandala Cheryl Mandala, Capt Melody Bi Jenni Carmichael Pamela Miller Barbara Sonsini, Capt Sonsini Judi Radin Beth Palmer Lynn Deas Kerri Sanborn Irina Levitina Lynch Carolyn Lynch, Capt Mike Passell Eddie Wold Garey Hayden Roger Bates Marc Jacobus Schwartz Richard Schwartz, Capt J. Allan Graves Sam Lev Robert Hamman Neil Chambers John Schermer Strul Aubrey Strul, Capt Lewis Finkel Lew Stansby Bart Bramley Drew Casen Jim Krekorian Kasle Gaylor Kasle, Capt Larry Kozlove Arnold Fisher Fred Hamilton Kit Woolsey Fred Stewart Morse Dan Morse, Capt Bobby Wolff John Sutherlin Dan Gerstman Howard Weinstein Ron Smith Levine Michael Levine, Capt Dennis McGarry Russell Ekeblad Peter Weichsel Jerry Clerkin Dennis Clerkin Meltzer Rose Meltzer, Capt John Mohan Mark Feldman Bill Pollack Steve Beatty Mark Cohen Street Paul Street, Capt Barnet Shenkin Matthew Granovetter Ron Rubin Hemant Lall Ira Chorush Cappelli Robert Cappelli, Capt Robert Katz Kenneth Kranyak Phil Becker John Onstott Bruce Ferguson Simson Doug Simson, Capt Jeff Aker Mark Tolliver Marc Zwerling Mark Lair Clement Jackson Friedland Peter Friedland, Capt Mark Dahl Gloria Bart Les Bart Brod Geoffrey Brod, Capt John Rengstorff Glenn Eisenstein William Wickham Robert Bitterman Jerry Helms Lay Spike Lay, Capt Linda Smith Ronald Smith Larry Griffey 2 Day Date Time Stage Friday July 12 9:30 am Captains' Meeting Friday July 12 10:00 am - 8:00 pm Round Robin & Saturday July 13 SEMI-FINAL 10:00 am - 12:15 pm Boards 1-16 12:25 - 2:40 Boards 17-32 Sunday July 14 Dinner break A group of prosperous 4:00 - 6:15 Boards 33-48 businessmen were dining at the 6:25 - 8:40 Boards 49-64 Sam’s Town Hotel in Las Vegas. FINAL & USA2 SEMI-FINAL Monday July 15 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 1-15 “Seems to me you are getting a 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 16-30 little slimmer,” remarked one. Lunch break 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 30-45 “I should be!” replied the other. “I went on one 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 46-60 of those high protein diets. Nothing but Tuesday July 16 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 61-75 expensive steaks and chops. And would you 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 76-90 believe it?-in just two weeks I lost thirty Dinner break dollars!” 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 90-105 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 106-120 USA2 FINAL When the lodge meeting broke up, John Wednesday July 17 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 1-15 confided to a friend. “Mike, I’m in a terrible 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 16-30 pickle! I’m strapped for cash and I haven’t the Lunch break slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!” 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 30-45 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 46-60 Thursday July 18 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 61-75 “I’m glad to hear that” answered Mike. 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 76-90 Dinner break 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 90-105 “I was afraid you might have an idea you 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 106-120 could borrow it from me!” West North East South Board 84 J87643 Dealer: W Bernstein Disa Wheeler Westheimer 96 All Vul. 1D Pass 1H Double K764 2NT 4S Pass Pass . 9 Double All pass AK2 N Levin McCallum Wolpert Baker AJ3 KT872 1D Pass 1H Pass A853 Q92 2NT Pass 3D Pass . K53 JT764 . 3H Pass 4H All pass QT95 Baker led the S9 against 4H. Wolpert won in dummy and discarded a small diamond. Wolpert played ace of hearts, jack of hearts, losing to Baker’s Q54 queen. Baker exited with the SQ, Wolpert winning in dummy and tossing JT another small diamond. The H3 went to the king and a small club was led to the king in dummy. The club spots were evil for Wolpert. Baker was able to . AQ82 collect three clubs and the heart queen for down one. There was much more action in the other room. Westheimer thought her 4-4 in the blacks with 11 HCP was worth a vulnerable takeout double opposite her passed hand partner. Bernstein showed her values and Disa, looking at a four count with six spades and a singleton club, decided to take the early save. Bernstein made the sporting double with her ace/king of trump and two outside aces. Wheeler started with a heart to Bernstein’s jack. Bernstein cashed the king of trump and the ace of hearts and exited with a heart. When the smoke cleared, the game was down three. 14 IMPs to Baker 3 Day Date Time Boards Played Friday July 12 9:30 am Captains' Meeting Round Robin Friday July 12 10:00 - 10:55 Boards 1-6 11:00 - 11:55 Boards 7-12 12:00 - 12:55 Boards 13-18 80 Minute Lunch Break 2:15 - 3:10 Boards 19-24 3:15 - 4:10 Boards 25-30 4:15 - 5:10 Boards 31-36 Funny 20 Minute Break 5:30 - 6:25 Boards 37-42 Sayings: 6:30 - 7:25 Boards 43-48 7:30 - 8:25 Boards 49-54 Saturday July 13 10:00 - 10:55 Boards 55-60 What’s another word for 11:00 - 11:55 ** Boards 61-66 ** Thesaurus? 12:00 - 12:55 ** Boards 67-72 ** 1:00 - 1:55 ** Boards 73-78 ** “Be nice to your children – they will be choosing your Quarter-Final & USA2 Round of 32 (click here for schedule) nursing home” Saturday July 13 4:00 - 6:10 Boards 1-15 6:20 - 8:30 Boards 16-30 The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 1-15 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 16-30 during the trip.… 70 Minute Lunch Break Sunday July 14 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 31-45 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 46-60 Dear G-D please help me have patience and please make it quick! A recent study shows that Semi-Final & USA2 Round of 16 men who are married live Monday July 15 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 1-15 longer than single men, but 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 16-30 70 Minute Lunch Break they’re a lot more willing to 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 31-45 die.… 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 46-60 Tuesday July 16 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 61-75 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 76-90 Time is the best teacher, the only problem is it kills all of Final & USA2 Quarterfinal its students. Tuesday July 16 4:00 - 6:10 Boards 1-15 6:20 - 8:30 Boards 16-30 Wednesday July 17 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 31-45 When everything else fails – 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 46-60 try the directions.… 70 Minute Lunch Break 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 61-75 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 76-90 Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no USA2 Semi-Final need for two people, to Thursday July 18 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 1-15 remember the same thing.… 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 16-30 70 Minute Lunch Break 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 31-45 Despite what people think 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 46-60 @#!*% is not the last name of Friday July 19 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 61-75 G-D.… 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 76-90 USA2 Final Men are like parking spaces; Friday July 19 4:00 - 6:10 Boards 1-15 The good ones are taken, and 6:20 - 8:30 Boards 16-30 the only ones left are Saturday July 20 10:00 am - 12:10 pm Boards 31-45 handicapped.… 12:20 - 2:30 Boards 46-60 70 Minute Lunch Break 3:40 - 5:50 Boards 61-75 6:00 - 8:10 Boards 76-90 4 Meltzer/Simson … Board 34 West North East South 873 Dealer: E 7 Lair Feldman Jackson Pollack N/S Vul.