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FRIDAY DanielleS Story A student discusses the ordeal of having an abortion· By Sara H. Weiss "I couldn't give a baby a proper life at Copy Editor 18. I was sure I wouldn't be able to give a • See editorial, page 5 Four years ago, life was running baby the life it deserved." Photo by smoothly for Danielle. Danielle (not her real name) was one of Pamela Wray De Stefano _ • Analysis of controversial Danielle, an education major, found it almost 6,000 Delaware women who chose "Danielle." a easy to embark on her studies at the to have an abortion in 1988. univerisity junior Pennsylvania abortion law, university and never had to go far to find Last year, Planned Parenthood of who underwent an a friend. Delaware performed about 800 abortions, abortion at age 18, page 6 Danielle thought nothing could go mo9l of them on college-aged women. believes that the wrong. Officials therer say Danielle's story is abortion law under • How the abortion issue But then. the frame on her picture­ typical of many women who have had review by the U.S. perfect life shattered. abortions. They are far-removed from the Supreme Court will affect the campaigns, She was pregnant. political arena, yet they still grapple with takes away the page 6 Moreover, she soon realized that "I the abortion issue - not on a legal level, rights of the couldn't emotionally support a child or but on a personal one. woman in pursuit myself. see STUDENT page 6 of an abortion.

:Agency Bank gives university [alters half-million dollar gift By Doug Donovan The remaining $325,000 will help but he expects a committee will be :diversity Administra!Ne News Ediror cover construction costst on the still- formed to establish the criteria for A local bank donated $525,000 to being-built spans/convocation center. eligibility. the university Wednesday to establish "The decision to support the "By the end of March we should an endowment fund in the College of professorship was to help improve the have someone in mind [for ' the ~ stance Business and Economics and to quality of teaching at the university," professorship]," Gillespie said. suppon the construction of the new said MBNA Chairman and CEO Roselle praised the support MBNA Bob Carpenter Sports/ Convocation Charles M. Crawley. America has given the university since Middle States Center. President David P. Roselle said it is moving to Delaware in 1982. MBNA America, a leading national very imponant to reward distinguished · According to Crawley: "The ;accrediting group credit card issuer with headquaners in professors who are recognized by university is very special to MBNA. Newark, donated $200,000 to establish his/her colleagues. We have 900 graduates and 600 'pressured to change the MBNA America Business Jackson F. Gillespie, associate dean students working at MBNA and they Professorship which will reward of the College of Business and come very well prepared." outstanding teaching within the Economics, said a candidate for the In 1987, MBNA America made a !YJ;~~~~!~~!~~~~ university's second largest college. endowment fund has not been named, see GIFT page 4 With a softening of its stance on diversity, an accrediting agency may have slipped from the noose that the U.S. Department of Education has Student group cleared been Lightening around its neck since early last year. The Middle States Association of Dean of Students drops case involving defaced flier Schools and Colleges, which accredits By Paul Kane week because it was Wtclear if there was an the university and other colleges in Manaijing EdiiDI actual violation. the mid-Atlantic region, was What had originally shaped up to be a Brooks said the graffiti did not meet the threatened last fall with the loss of battle over political correctness and the criteria for misuse of propeny, but he could federal recognition for using cultural First Amendinent, has fizzled into simple not determine if it met the university's diversity as an accrediting confusion over definitions in the definition of misuse of materials. requirement. Wtiversity 's Code of Conduct. · The Council on Student Judicial Affairs Since that time Middle States The Dean of Students Office has will review the case to determine whether a revised their standards in a repon to dropped all charges stemming from graffiti hearing should have been held, he said. the Department of Education, the YoWlg Americans for Freedom (Y AF) If the council, a group of faculty, promising to apply the principle of drew on a flier advertising a Cuban students and staff who review all judicial diversity only if it was stated as pan economist's speech in November. cases, determines Y AF should have been of a school's mission. Timothy F. Brooks, dean of students, tried, Brooks said, all similar future cases Timothy Brooks The accrediting agency also stated said the charges of misuse of materials and will be tried. Dean of Students that "no adverse action .~ (such as property against Y AF were dropped last see FLIER page 4 ... unclear if violation r~k place withdrawn accreditation) will be taken solely on the basis of the equity and diversity principles." , Based on these revisions, the Campus-wide recycling begins Department of Education cautiously recommended in a Jan. 6 report to By Nancy Chandross about anyplace you Jook. pushing toward ecology and Education Secretary Lamar Staff Reporter Bright blue deskside trash cans recycling. :'\lexander, that Middle S~ates be They're coming- thousands of are invading university office ,Bowman said, "I am asking for authorized for three years instead of them .. buildings as a part of a new everyone's cooperation to make the normal five-year period. Pamela Wray De You'll find them in campus-wide recycling program. the system successful." The report also recommended that DOG GOT IT Maggie May, braves the mud to make a administrators' offices in Hullihen About 4,700 of these containers The "umbrella program" was during this time Middle States submit winning catch and retrieves the frisbee for owner Brad Poole Hall. are being distributed to be used for organized to unite the recycling annual rcpons disclosing "all cases in (AS SR) on Harrington Beach Wednesday. You'll find them in the offices paper disposal, while dining programs in residence halls with which [Middle States] made adverse of student groups. facilities will begin recycling those programs already in place in see AGENCY page 4 In fact, you'll find them just glass, aluminum cans and offices and dining halls, he added. cardboard, said Roger Bowman, Sharkey said an increased effort ground supervisor for plant among the administration to operations. address environmental concerns The project was developed by was partially a result of pressure the Environmental Concerns from the Student Environmental Committee during meetings Action Coalition (SEAC). Skaters' dream becomes nightmare attended by students .and "I think SEAC deserves a lot of representatives from Dining credit for educating the campus, By Lori Salotto ·. o-. · ~ Services, said Vice President for he said. News Fearu~ Rl!potter 00- - Student Affairs Stuart Sharkey. "They have been extremely The Olympic dream - so close \..__..) ~- Sharkey said he organized the cooperative in organizing the and yet so far away. committee about 18 months ago recycling program." FJaine Asanakis and Mark after President Roselle expressed Offices will not be penalized if Naylor, two figure skaters who OLYMPIC an interest in the university see RECVCUNG page 3 train at the Wtiversity ice arena, though/ they would be JOURNEYS representing Greece at next month's Olympic competition in Stories abOUl Delaware Albertville, France. ice skater~ and tlr.eir quesu Opinion ...... s Their sttates and costumes were to compete will! tlr.e world's best ? ready. Vivant ...... Their friends and family were ready. Classifieds ...... 1 0 They were ready. Sports ...... 11 But for Asanakis and Naylor, the Olympic dream turned into a Comics ...... 14, 15 nig~u:;:=Past two weeks, because of miles of ""red lape" and a series of international snafus, the pairs' hopes of raking to the ice in --Also inside:-- Albertville have been slowly meltins away. ·~o go to the Olympics, you wiD do anything within your New CPR technique ...... 2 Gret.m capabilities," Asanakis, 26, said. · Stress man.tgement...... 3 Pair sbten Mark Naylor (AS SR) and Elaine Asanakis discuss their "When you sWt, the top of the mountain is the 01)'111)ics. That's Hearing loss ...... 7 tralnln1 with coach lob Youn1 at the unlvenity Ice arena. see NIGHTMARE pase 4 Basketball wins ...... 11 2 • THE REWEW • January 31, 1992

Study finds ·new ·cPR method Interposed Abdominal Counterpulsation (lAC) Technique · increases survival rates

By Kristin Paw According to the study, a tube for the patients who receive it. Teleconference CopyJ.dif« respiration is placed in the mouth of Mark Tinsman, associate director to address A newly-developed technique the patient while one physician of health services for the Red Cross, used to enhance cardiopulmonary presses the abdomen and the other said, "There is no definitive gay issues resuscitation (CPR) may increase physician pushes on the chest, evidence that this method is better." The University of the survival rate of hospital patients creating a push/pull rhythm. More extensive studies must be Delaware and more than 100 whose hearts have stbpped. · According to Kesselbrenner, only done to determine if lAC-CPR will other colleges and universities The technique, Interposed the chest is compressed in standard be accepted as the new method to will participate in a Abdominal Counterpulsation (lAC), CPR. By combining the two revive patients, he added. rtationwide teleconference on was developed at St. Joseph's methods, blood returns to the heart Tinsman said the pressure applied homosexuals issues. Hospital in Paterson, N.J. The at a faster rate where it is pumped to the abdomen through lAC might The Thursday afternoon hospital announced the results of a again, he added. cause contents of the stomach to be conference, "Understanding five-month study Jan. 15. Kesselbrenner said doctors had a carried into the lungs. and Meeting the Needs of Dr. Michael B. Kesselbrenner, a 51.6 percent success rate using lAC­ Another possible problem, Gay, Lesbian,,and Bisexual member of the St. Joseph's research CPR, compared to a 27 percent rate Tinsman said, is damage to internal Students," is aimed at team, said the combination of lAC when only CPR was performed. organs such as the spleen and the said she thinks her students expect has standards for CPR procedures," educating university faculty and CPR increases blood circulation While the St. Joseph's study liver. to learn something different than the she said. "Right now, lAC is not pan and administrators. said to the heart and brain, improving the showed lAG-CPR was effective in Patricia V. Gruner, nurse for traditional method because of the of the standards." Cynthia Cummings, associate patient's chances for revival. reviving patients, some experts said Student Health Services, said people new lAC technique. Gruner said a national convention director for Housing and Although one doctor can apply the study was limited because of its might mistake lAC for a CPR Gruner agreed that more research will be held Feb. 22-25 in Dallas, Resident Life. lAC and CPR, the study showed preliminary nature. replacement. "This has set people. is needed before IAC-CPR becomes Tex. to review CPR standards. Fony seats in Newark Hall more effective results when two Other experts said the technique thinking wrong," she said. widely used in hospitals. But, she added, "The standards are available for the doctors performed the technique. might cause further complications to Gruner, who is a CPR instructor, "The American Heart Association probably w.ill not change." interactive conference, which will be broadcast from Washington. The meeting is sponsored by the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual Concerns Caucus, a group formed of students and university staff. Sleeping-pill side effects under investigation The conference panel in Washington will address questions of campus By jennifer Hastings FDA probes drug-company records after reports evidence of any intentional wrongdoing." homophobia, harassment, and Stair irpott~ Although some mistakes have been university responsibilities Almost a decade after rece1vmg found in company records, Upjohn toward homosexuals. complaints about Halcion, the most of falsified research on popular sleep aid officials said all errors have been Cummings said she will widely-used prescription sleeping pill, the corrected in revised reports . moderate a panel discussion Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is A l1.hough Halcion is a very common Halcion, which is sold in 89 countries. 'Cooper said Upjohn plans to sue of homosexual issues at the investigating the drug's manufacturer. sleeping pill, Westerberg said she has represents eight percent of Upjohn's total Oswald because the company feels he University of Delaware, . The Upjohn Company announced Jan. never dispensed it to students at the sales. In the first nine months of 1991, made misleading comments in a Jan. 20 following the conference. 20 that the FDA has been reviewing its university. Halcion sales amounted to $2.5 billion. New York Times artie!~ . Halcion records for months to determine "This population is too young to use One of the main opponents of the drug "Dr. Oswald's tacucs have deprived Phi Kappa Tau whether the pharmaceutical company sleeping piils," she said. "If someone is is Dr. Ian Oswald of Scotland, who spent millions of individuals of a safe, effective withheld information on the drug's side having trouble sleeping, they are sent to two years studying Upjohn 's data on and well-tolerated sleep medicine," sponsors 1Oth annual effects. the counseling center to get to the root of Hal cion. Cooper said in a statement Jan. 20. 'Run for Bruce' The first complaints were filed with the the problem." According to Oswald, Upjohn has The FDA investigation was prompted FDA in 1983 when Halcion was first Pharmacist Ed Salacuse, of Pathmark known about the drug •s negative effects after a recent coun case uncovered some The Phi Kappa Tau made available in the United States. Pharmacy in Newark, said physicians for 20 years. "The whole thing has been of Upjohn 's records on Halcion. fraternity is preparing for the Some experts claim the drug may cause administer Halcion for short-term use only one long fraud." The case involved llo Grundberg of lOth annual five kilometer paranoia, amnesia, depression and to patients who are having trouble Oswald, a retired psychiatrist, presented Utah, who killed her mother blaming race, which raises money for hallucinations. sleeping. research to the British Drug Regulatory Halcion for making her psychotic. spinal injury victims, said According to The Archives of Internal Salacuse said Upjohn has already taken Agency, which formed the basis for the Although the murder charges against race chairman Mike Behar. Medicine, a medical journal, Halcion was the strongest form of the drug off the British ban on Halcion in October. her were dropped, Grundberg continued The race will be held Feb. the most frequently prescribed sleeping market. Oswald claims Upjohn did not include with a law suit against Upjohn. 29 and begin in front of the pill on the market in 1989. Although the pharmacy has not subjects who had negative reactions to the The case settled out of court, but Phi Kappa Tau house at 720 Dr. Dyanne P. Westerberg, of Student received complaints about Halcion, he drug in its clinical studies• . Upjohn was required to produce records Academy Street. Health Services, said Halcion is a said more people using the drug have Upjohn denies they have hidden any on Halcion during the hearings. The The event was first hypnotic depressant which affects a inquired about the adverse effects since information and m(\intains Halcion is as records were subsequently obtained by the organized by the fraternity 10 person's central nervous system and the FDA began its investigation. safe as any other sleeping pill on the FDA, who initiated the investigation. years ago to raise money for causes drowsiness. Salacuse added that the number of market. FDA officials would not comment on Bruce Peisio, who is Hypnotic drugs are very habit forming, prescriptions for'Halcion at his pharmacy Dr. Theodore Cooper, chairman and the investigation and did not know when it E_aralyzed from the chest she added. has declined. CEO of Upjohn, said, " We can find no would be completed. down, said Behar. Peisio, he said, was injured while playing football for Christiana High School as a senior. Peisio is now a statistician for the Philadelphia 76ers basketball team and got the POLICE REPORT A Four-Star A/1-Amefican organizalion to donate l,OOO T-shirts to be distributed to Newspaper the runners, he said. Eight T-shirts stolen Student charged with Richard Joiles Behar said he expects Editor In Qjlef about 1,000 runners to from Welsh Tract Road attempted theft Archie Tse ·· ·~: · ~ participate this year. Last year The Model Tees shop on the James Hanson (AS SR) was EKectltive Edftor 850 took part in the race. unit block of Welsh Tract Road arrested on a charge of attempted . The event is open to men Paul ,Kane Jili' LaurjrilUtis · was broken into Saturday theft and another offense because Mm~~Bins Editor MiitlltJJniJ Erltor and women and divided into ' evening, Newark Police said. University Police said he tried to age classes with trophies . Dan B. Levine Molly Wililams An unknown suspect broke the steal a parking meter from the Manarlng Editor EcltotMI Ecltor. awarded to winners in each · front window and door to enter Christiana East parking lot, early class. Charlotte A F~lt~yel' •" · the shop, police said. Wednesday morning. ' Copy Desk O.iftl ' ' <. The event raises money · The front desk was ransacked In addition to the attempted through business donations and eight T -shirts were stolen, theft charge, Hanson was charged · Veronica MaC~Ii Mwmlslng Dir8t:trir and a runner's registration police said. with criminal mischief and fee. The shirts were valued at $110 released on his own • Mary Leigh Van .Ce«en and damages estimated $100, recognizance., police said. Shari Bernstein ,.,."'8'/B · . police said. Damages to the ground around Business University to host Sports Editors ...... ~~ the meter were estimated at $50, ' Jeff Peaiimari. economic conference police said. Tires stolen from car News Editors ...... eou Donovan, in February 8 on East Cleveland Ave. Robb Ennsht; Laura Falbadi, Experts will discuss jeep burglarized in the Andrea Galante, Miii'C Kleiman, Delaware's economic future The wheels and tires were Dclona Ml!r'Ptly, WenifY Rosen, Agricultural Hall lot Jonathan Thomas, ~ Tollen . and development during a removed from a 1992 Geo Storm on the Porter Chevrolet lot on An unknown suspect removed '. ; . l ,, '· ···l' series of workshops Feb. 27, Features Editors ...... MereCflttfBrtttaln at Clayton Hall . East Cleveland Avenue, Newark a pair of sunglasses and cassette Copyright C~earance s io~rvice Amy Mazzlotta . The program will begin Police said . tapes from a 1991· Jeep, Monday, The parts were valued at parked in the Agricultural Hall Entertainment Editclrs .... Susan COulby . with an introduction by Dean Gres Ol:lando of the College of Business and $1,000, police said. parking lot, University Police Course Packets said. Photography Editor ...... ,...... Economics, Dr. Kenneth Pamela Wray DeStefallo Biederman. The suspect damaged the Stereo stolen from car ~Ia Editor ...... Tom ~nskl Workshops at the driver's side door and window, conference will include the on Willa Road police said. Copy fditllfS. ,_...... Scx!tt Dailey, Tracy Griooell, leJlllifer Hastlnp, economic outlook for the ·A JVC cassette stereo was The stolen items were valued at $100 and . damages were alpbllllrapbiOI" Newark • College Square I Mlcby Mc:Carier, ICrllti!'l Paw, nation, Delaware and the stolen from a 1986 Toyota Camry Sara H. Weiss university. estimated $500, police said. PrlntshoptOtlhe Future Shopping Center (near Rickel) I parked on Willa Road Tuesday Ass/stu Sports Ecltor ...... ,...... Items to be discussed in the evening, Newark Police said. Mon. - Fri. 7 - Midnite •· Sat. 9 - 5 • Sun. 12 - 5 • (302) 453-26-~ 8nndOn Jamison morning segment are The stereo was valued at $150 Fight at local bar leaves Delaware's long- and short­ Assistant, Entert.illnment Ii:/nor...... ; ... and damages were estimated at Erlc:Sirilon term economic outlook, $100, police said. student with a fat lip demographic trends, labor llsslstant News Editors ...... -...... A right at the Down Under, Benjlmln Rlnp. lewiS R. W;n market trends and employers Sunday, left a university student International Program & Special Sessions view of Delaware public Tire, wheel removed with lacerations to the mouth, Asslstllllt Felture5 Editor ...... • Karen leYinson education. from station wagon Newark Police said. & University President David The victim was punched by an "--stlint PhotJosraphy Edltoti .....J...... A 13" alloy wheel and tire was Performing Arts Series Michele P. Roselle will facilitate the unknown assailant and was taken llirtley. Mllr:friiHlln Cretlc:h . removed from a 1989 Plymouth • last morning workshop by to Christiana Emergency Room losslstilllt ~ Ditedor •••• ,...... station wagon parked on discussing the university's where he was treated and Ireland on FUm RDnnllredler Chestnut Hill Road, Newark outlook for 1992. released, police said. Police said. ' Spec:MI...,ment~ --"""" Subjects discussed in the No charges have been filed, The parts were valued at $255 afternoon include banking, the police said. RESCHEDULING OF FILM chemical industry, tourism, and damages to the car are tiLE construction and agriculture. estimated at $50, police said. Sl6.ff wnc.s ...... -... "...... Registration for attending City Aldermans Office "THE FIELD~' UndaAndlnan the conference cost is $55...... Sand damages struck by vandals JOtdil flllhtl $30 for senior citizens. LOct s.laho Registration forms are construction vehicle An unknown suspect Starring Richard Harris and John Hurt available at the Bureau of An unknown suspect put sand attempted to remove.a window Directed by Jim Sheridan (.. My Left Foot") and frame from the City Oflke~~t1-lt Economic Research, at 005 into the transmission of a ~"ii'iWie Purnell Hall. Landmover construction vehicle Aldermans Office on the 200 Sunday, February 2, 1992 block of East Main St., Newark in the Suburban Plaza Shopping Policeuld. 7:30p.m. Compiled by Benjamin Rinse Center on Elkton Road, Newark and Lewis Ware Pollee said. Damage to the Damages to the office were estimated at I police 140 Smith Hall transmission was estimated at S SO, uld. -Compiled by Rebec.u Tollen $7,000. No charge January 31 , 1 99 2 • THE lllVIEW • 3 City eliminates apartment's IPR zone

By lewis R. Ware unrestricted parking from the Auisr.ant NPWS Editor predicting that "people will be system is working against some council in early December because fighting with each other in the city residems, he said. The Newark City Council, in a of complaints he received from his streets to get to the spaces." James Watts said he hoped the 4-2 vote, approved a proposal residents. According to resident Lori unrestricted parking would help his Monday night that lifted the In­ Resident Steffanie Blender (HR Green (AS JR). non-resident residents, but after hearing the Vehicle Parking Regulator (IPR) SR) said many students feel unsafe students will definitely take up the council's objections he was restrictions on Beverly Road. walking from the rear lots to the spaces on the street skeptical. Student's thesis The area approved for front of the buildings. Councilman Olan R. Thomas, "I don't know if we are pleased made into blockbuster unrestricted parking is limited to The complex has 69 aparunents, who also voted against lifting the or not," he said after the vote. 530 feet on the east side of Beverly about 23 of which are rented to restrictions, said the IPR system Mayor Ronald L. Gardner said Hollywood film Road, running in front of the university students, said Watts' should be evaluated for six months Monday's IPR modification could When Amanda Silver University Garden Apartments. son, James, the complex's joint to a year before it is modified. help to solve the apartment way that would satisfy residents, started thinking about ideas The provision went into effect owner. "I'm not going to support complex 's parking problem. students and other car owners, for her master's thesis, she immediately after it was passed, However, Councilwoman Irene piecemeal regulation on this street However, continued street by Gardner said. and parking signs designating the had no clue it would tum into Zych, who voted against the or that," he said. street modifications will try the "There is not enough real estate a movie, let alone a successful area as a special permit parking proposal, said the unrestricted Councilman Harold F. 09dwin, council ' s patience, preventing a to handle the number of vehicles zone will be removed as soon as one. I' parking will not help the residents who supported the proposal, said comprehensive consideration of the coming into the city on a Silver, who wrote the possible, said Newark Police Chief in the long run because non­ the purpose of IPR regulations is to system 's more difficult problems, temporary basis," he said. William A. Hogan. screenplay to Hollywood resident students will fill the spots. help the city's residents. he added. "This is not the best solution, Pictures' " The Hand That Ralph Watts, co-owner of the "I see unrestricted parking in a Problems like those at the Rationing the limited space near but it is the best solution we could apartment complex, requested the Rocks The Cradle," gradualed sea of IPR parking," she said, apartment com~~~x ___show __ _t~ - -- _the ~~~:r~ity is difficult to do in ~ . ~et," said James ~atts . with her master's in screen­ writing from the University of Southern California film Foreign school in 1989. The school requires screen­ writing students to write a Hair today, gone tomorrow script as their thesis. policy "I wanted to write a thriller," Silver said. Using By Charlotte A.. Faltermayer "Generally, we're able to slow it Copy DesJt Chlrf the theme of Shakespeare's down more and in some instances "Othello," a play Silver said While such celebrities as regrow hair," Dr. Clarke said. "would make a great thriller," outdated Michael Jordan, Lou Gossett Brian McCourt, (AS SO), 20, she focused her thesis "on Jr. and Telly Savalas depict College-aged · who began losing his hair how one's own doubt could baldness in a positive about nine months ago, Speaker discusses be (his or herI worst enemy." light, most college-aged men cope with said his 25-year-old Silver said her husband males would rather keep brother has been reasons why U.S. suggested using two women, their locks and forgo fleeting foliclles successfully using "and the nanny came about the process Rogaine for years. as needs to re-adapt premature hair loss. by using head "When he ' s not a device to get proximity to According to the looking I'll sneak a get someone close enough to to new world order prey on someone else's self­ American Hair Loss and metJialt1 squirt into my head," Council (AHLC), 35 McCoun said, who has doubt." By lisa Holland million mer exper­ The film stars Rebecca De Staff Reporrer seen no results from Robert E. Hunter is not sure if ience Androgenetic Momay as the nanny, Peyton his sporadic use of the Flanders. Dramatic changes in the world the U.S. is ready for new world Alopecia, or male drug. community are making leaders realize order, but be hopes so. pattern baldness. After the death of her According to Jeff husband and miscarriage of th at their nations' domestic Hair loss can be Palmer, a public relations economies are affected by external Changes in foreign policy occur, devastating at any age, her baby, Flanders tries to associate for the Upjohn start a "new" life- a life that innucnccs more than they previously he said, because they are necessary early onset male pattern Company, Rogaine costs already belongs to Claire thought, said a foreign policy expen for nations to be a pan of the outside baldness, which generally about $50 a month and must speaking on campus Monday. world. afflicts men in their teens and Bartel, a working woman and be used continuously . "Once devoted mother and wife, "People are realizing that the value The United States can address early twenties, can be you stop using it you 'II lose played by Annabella Sciorra. of a dollar is not set on the Federal many of its current and future particularly traumatic. what you 've gained." The project took two Reserve Board, but by a global problems, he added. such as pollution, George Watts (AS JR), 20, Because Minoxidil, Rogaine's market," Robert E. Hunter, vice poverty and population through the realized he was losing his hair this year semesters to complete, Silver active ingredient, was originally taken said, one to develop the idea president for regional programs and United Nations. and said his initial reaction was one of denial. orally to treat high blood pressure, patients who d irector of European Studies at Hunter said that if the United However, those feelings soon turned to worry. and one to write it. She said use the drug topically must have their blood the transformation from thesis Georgetown University told about States is going to be able to fulfill "It upset me," he said... I'm only 20, what am I pressure monitored, Clarke said. to movie came about "because 100 people in Smith Hall Monday economic interests in the future, it has going to look like when I'm 407" Levengood said he has never used Rogaine, I got very lucky." night. to have contacts with other nations. Mike Mahoney, president of the Affi.C, said but has tried "a million weird things" to replace More people are realizing that a As for the United States' baldness has bothered men all the way back to his hair. foreign policy is important because participation in the new world order, the times of Julius Caesar and pointed to a "I used to wear this ugly flowered bathing cap Carbon monoxide the idea of economic interdependence he said, "I don't know if the United widely-held belief that the Roman emperor wore to bed that used to be my grandmother's," he among nations has become a reality, States is ready for a new world order, his hair combed forward to hide his shiny crown. said. "It was really embarrassing." poisoning gives he said. but I hope so." Mahoney said men may experience anxiety According to Dr. Jerome Shupack, head of the team a dizzy spell "Certain things arc happening in Hunter served on the National about baldness because many see it as an early dermatopharmacology unit at the New York To a spectator, it might the world that are going to shape our Security Council staff as director of indication of aging and a sign of a lack of University Medical Center, many myths exist on have looked like Texas , future," Hunter said. It is impossible, West European Affairs and as director control. how to remedy hair loss. A&M's basketball team was he said, for nations to retreat from the of Middle East Affairs during the "It's like losing a part of their identity," he Among the fallacies are refraining from playing dodge ball - minus outside world economically. administration of President Jimmy added. "People start calling them 'baldy' or wearing a hat, cutting down on junk food and the dodging - during a He said overa ll knowledge of Carter. 'chrome dome' instead of their real names." massaging the scalp to stimulate hair growth. warm-up before a Jan. 18 global issues is important because a He was a member of the U.S. Dean Levengood (AS SO), 19, who has been These suggestions "have no validity nation cannot be dependent on itself. negotiating team for talks on the West completely bald since the age of 12, said he was whatsoever," Shupack said. game against Baylor. "We need to know about those Bank and Gaza Strip, and was a often made fun of as a child. Wh ile Rogaine is the only medical hair . During a passing drill, players were hitting each ' new countries of Central Asia and principal author of the Carter "They would say, 'Hey baldy!' or ' Hey replacement treaunent approved by the Food and other in the face with more about what 's happening in our Doctrine for the Persian Gulf. Hunter Kojak!' Some people even came up to me and Drug Administration, other non-medical methods basketballs, but it was not a own hemisphere," he said. writes regularly for The Los Angeles said, 'I'm sorry you're dying,"' he said. include transplants, weaves and additions. reflection of the team's 3-10 There have been many Times. Experts said Rogaine, the Minoxidil soluti on "One of the options is always learning how to record. fundamental changes that have The speech, part of the university's manufactured by the Upjohn Company, is the live with your hair loss," Mahoney said. "As It was a case of slowed affected foreign policy, Hunter said. 1992 lecture-seminar series "The most effective treaunent of hair loss in young men age they seem to accept it." reactions caused by carbon He sald the transformation of New World Order?" is co-sponsored males. Palmer, 37, who started to lose his hair in monoxide poisoning. apartheid in South Africa and the by the World Affairs Council of According to Dr. Greta Clarke, a college, said he chooses not to use Rogaine The game had to be collapse of the Soviet Union. Wilmington, the Office of dermatologist in Berkeley, Calif., Minoxidil because he feels he has accepted his baldness. postponed and nine A&M More people arc realizing that a International Programs and Special works best for younger candidates because they "A lot of women find baldness sexy," he said. players were sent to a Dallas foreign policy is important because Sessions, the deparunent of political have not yet experienced severe hair loss. "I feel like a Sean Connery." the idea of economic interdependence science and the department of hospital for treatment. among nations has become a reality, political science and international Before the game at Baylor. he said. relations. a heater malfunctioned and caused carbon monoxide exhaust to tlow through the A&M dressing room. While the A&M players Faculty deals with stress complained of dizziness and headaches during the WM111- up, the Baylor players were Workshop relieves tension through various relaxation techniques not affected. "It was a fluke," said By Wendy Rosen change that takes adjusting to and is of what their college degree can do Baylor spokesman Keith News Fe•rures Editor generally thought of as negative. It for them. Randall . "It's been corrected "Focus on the sound of the music can be caused from many events Students tend to be perfectionists, and the basketball team is , as you inhale and exhale. including the death of a loved one, and when they excel on an exam already out there practicing "Focus on the natural rhythm of illness and being fired from a job. they say it was too easy instead of . again." your body." Stress can also come from giving themselves credit, he added. A&M 's team postponed The lights dimmed, everyone positive events such as falling in "Don't ' catastrophize' small another game because of the relaxed and chords of heavenlike love, a job promotion or moving to events," Beale said, "like 'I've got poisoning, but now the team music played with sound effects of a new home. to get an "A' on that exam or my players are back to normal • a tropical rain forest and chirping "Stress can come from a major GPA will be ruined'." and practicing. birds. life change or the cumulative effects Sharon McNulty (ED OR) and Some nodded off to sleep as the of life's everyday hassles," Beale Kathleen M. Lis (ED OR) attended Iowa students take tension eased out of the muscles of said. the workshop because they feel a lot their motionless bodies. He added that it is a person's of stress being graduate students course devoted to the Over 40 students and faculty relationship to an event that causes and working in the Career Planning members participated in a workshop the stress. "For example, when and Placement Center. king of rock 'n' roll entitled, "Stress, Stress and More people internalize an inci~ent or Cecily Sawyer Harmon, a While some students Stress," held in the Ewing Room of make unrealistic expectations for workshop spealcer and coordinator Pamela Wr.y OeSiefano cuddled up with chemistry ' the Perkins Student Center themselves." for Labor Relations, said, "Teachers Sharon McNulty (ED GR), Kathleen M. Lis (ED GR)and St&4dent books this winter, University ; Wednesday afternoon. Margaret E. Sloan, assistant have to give a lot to their students Center Director Smtt Mason participate In relaxation exercises. of Iowa students listened to : Dr. Charles L. Beale, workshop professor in the department of food and they need to replenish that the music of Elvis Presley and speaker and psychologist at the science, said, .. I don't feel stress, vessel with relaxation techniques." classroom to soothe their nerves. "Professors do not have deadlines discussed the life and times of • Center for Counseling and Student but a Jot of my students do and I'm David Onn, professor of Physics, Onn said he experiences stress but they do have to structure their the king of rock 'n' roll for Development, said, "We've become hoping to fmd out why." said many of his students drew a being a professor because it is own calendars and sometimes that college credit. used to operating under stress so we Beale said students are under blank during their first hourly exam difficult to find a balance between can be more stressful," he said. The class, "American think it's normal, but it may not constant stress, both academically because of stress. doing research with graduate "Free yourself up when you need Popular Arts: Elvis as be." and socially. They can reduce some Harmon advised playing relaxing students and teaching at the physical contact, ask for a hug when Anthology," was envisioned Experts define stress as any of it by having realistic expectations music as students entered the undergraduate level. you need one," Harmon said. by Iowa professor Peter Narareth. The course description reads: "It is hoped to show • University establishes new campus-wide recycling program that although it is the fashion ; for critics to dismiss Elvis i mnttnued from pap 1 High quality paper includes maJa&ines and telephone Implemented an extensive university has developed a movies, in fact, Elvis was ! computer, white copier, plain directories which can not be· recycllna proaram." campus-wide recycling program versatile and made some good tbey do not recycle, but Bowman white, white office and plain fax diiPOied anywhere on campus. Ultimately the effectiveness of and I hope everyone takes It movies." , said the committee will confront paper. Bowman •id. the proaram does not include the project depends upon the seriously," 11id Laura Lipnick (AS Narareth, a devout Presley staff members to encoura1e lbem Seven sllea have been chOHD to the recycllftl of Styrofoam due to efforts of individuals, Bowman SR), president of the Resident fan, said he hoped to bring a : 10 panlcipate. recycle only the hiJh quality bitb storaae costs. but tbe Illd. Student Association new perspective to Elvis' • BullcUDas on campu have been . paper. committee Is looking for an With this new prosram the SBAC recycling co-coordinator legacy. Presley, who died in : clullflecl u either a blah quality All other balldln11 have been economical way to beJlo unlvenity may 1ave some money Geoff Salthouae (AO SR), said, "I 1977, would have been 57 last : paper site or a low quality deaipatecl u low·plde recycllq lmplemeodna a proaram next fall, on tralb dilposal, be added, but think they have taken a big step month. (commlnaled) payer 1lte to 11111. Any peper IIW Clll be tom loWIIIIIIIIId. abe campu will aot IDike a profit towards a comprebensi ve deliJDite die type o paper which can be di1posed in tile blae Gayle Weisman (AS SR) said, 1rom recyclina. recycllna proaram, but there is can be recycled. containen except _newspapers, .. It's about time the university "I am pleased that the still a lona way 10 ao." 'r 4 • THE REVIEW • January 31 , 1992 An Olympic dream turns into a nightmare

continued from page 1 focused on AlbenviUe. age five, and when he was eight he concerned about education. said he, "started fitting the mold of a "I was always happy he was it.."" Naylor, 23, said. Pioneers of Greek skating typical skater," and staned taking interested in more !han me dirnensioo .. "h's exciting to be given the "Greece never had skau:rs in the privare lessons. His world wouldn't end if skaling opportunity, but the opportunity never Olympics," Asanakis said, "and they Mark's mother, Pat Naylor, said, didn't work." truly existed." are trying to establish themselves. "When he was younger, I was the But right now, Pat Naylor is hoping . "We thought, because of my chauffeur." for a miracle to happen. "I just keep · A dream gone awry father's Greek nationality, we could At age 14, Naylor moved away telling him to keep a sen!ie of hwnor The beginning of this nightmare compete," she said. from home to train with a different about the whole thing. " had a dreamlike quality. "It was thought that it would help coach. By the time he was in high In May, Asanakis was skating in a the Greek federation tremendously." school, Naylor was skating between 4 Looking for a mirade public rink while visiting her father in According to Young: "You can't and 5 hours a day. A miracle may occur if somehow Athens when she was spotted by afford not to go to the Olympics. They In his junior year of high school he the Greek Ice Skating Federation can officials from the Greek Ice Skating can't afford not to take this started skating singles in East coast procure passports and various other • Federation. opportunity. competitions. documents before Feb. 7, the deadline ' She was asked to represent Greece "You're not guaranteed to make it In 1985 he began pairs skating. to enter the Olympics. for tile pairs event and she quickly for the U.S., and it'sanhonor to be "Pairs are more athletic, more And the pair is still hopeful that accepted. flfStto do something for another acrobatic," he said. "There is they may still be Albertville bound. Because Asanakis is of Greek country," he added . something to be said about the "They can work around it," Naylor descent, skating officials in Athens Everything appeared to be fine and aesthetics of a man and a woman out with hope and determination. said she could claim dual citizenship was progressing as scheduled. there skating together. It is more Elaine Asanakis and Mark Naylor - with Greece and the United States The dream was moving along artistic." are looking for a miracle that can help - and participate in the games. smoothly - until two weeks ago. Prior to skating at the university in them grasp an Olympic dream that is Two months later she and Naylor 1989, both were skating in just within their reach. teamed up and the pair have been The dream is disrupted Wilmington where they were only training feverish! y for the last six lbat's when the International able to practice from midnight through months to gear up for the games in Olympic Committee contacted the the early morning hours. Albenville. Greek Olympic Committee, inquiring The WJiversity rink allowed them According to Bob Young, one of about the pair's passports. "more normal hours," Asanakis said. the pair's coaches, Asanakis and A seemingly innocuous request, but But normal or not, Asanakis and Naylor were told they could represent as Asanakis explained, "For the Naylor have been keeping long hours Greece even though Naylor had no [international] Olympic committee, both on the ice and off. connection to the country. we both needed to be Greek citizens." Asanakis works between 40 and 48 "She was told to get the paperwork When she found out about the hours weekly as a waitreSS, trains to them about her partner," Young situatioo, she said, "We would have about six hours off the ice and about said, as Asanakis was arranging dual done this six months ago! What do 16 hours on the ice. citizenship for herself. you mean? A week before we go?" Naylor works fifteen hours every Asanakis said that most of her Asanakis said she and Naylor week, spends another 21 hours paperwork was completed before she would have done whatever was training and his "leftover" time is returned to the United States in May necessary months ago, but were told devoted to his srudies in biology and and after that, ""it was basically just that "everything would be taken care medical humanities. wailinl!." of." Naylor's mother (who skated in the She said, "We were told we didn't In acruality, Asanakis said, ''the Ice Follies during the 1960s) is need Greek passports," so they didn't Greek Ice Skating Federatioo never pleased that her son has always been follow up with getting the official completed the paperwork because documents. they thought they could get around it." Naylor added, "We found out what The mistake could cost Asanalds had to be done and said, 'Now it's up and Naylor, who in a combined span to you guys.'" have been skating for the better pan o( Consequently, the pair left the three decades, a shot at their life long paperwork to the Greek Ice Skating goal-the Olympics. Federation and continued to A goal they have been preparing concentrate on their !raining, staying for since they were children. A 'late' start Asanakis got what she called a "late" stan on skating 16 years ago when she was lO years old. Photos byMaximillian Gretsch • ""It was better because then it was and Pamela Wray De Stef~ Skaters sign movie contract something I wanted to do," she said. At age 11, she started skating in Top left: skater Their story has all the elements of Marva! said. Urbanski said. singles competitions and began Elaine Asanakis a Hollywood blockbuster fUm- glitz, "The film will be about the "I was shocked and pretty skating with a partner about seven laces up her boots years ago. trials, tribulations and a happy struggle and hardships of making it excited," Marva! said. and prepares to hit ending. to the Olympics," he added . "Not a Marva! said he and Urbanski Then, in 1985, Asanakis quit . For Calla Urbanski and Rocky problem story, a success story." want to consult on the script writing. skating for six months because of the ice. Bottom left: Marva! the tale is true, and now it Urbanski and Marval's teaming "We will do the skating pans but fmancial hardships. her partner Mark will be told on the big screen. up began with a two-month we won't be the actors," he said. "But I couldn't concentrate in Naylor takes a - The trucking business owner/ unsuccessful stint. The last film to be done about ice school : I just wanted to be back break to crack the waitress team will skate in the After spl iuing up, th e y each skaters was "The Tai Babalonia skating," she said. books in the Winter Olympics Feb. 9 in France skated with several different Story" which illustrated Babalonia's "I worked three jobs to keep myself basement of l\lld return to the States to make a partners and finally reunited to drug and.alcohol dependency and skating. McKinley Lab. fJ!Ovie of their success story. capture the U.S . Figure Skating partner Randy Gardner's injury at "Financially, if I was going to Top right: Naylor come back, I would do it myself," she The pair signed a contract Cha mpionships, a victory that the 1980 Olympics in Lake Placid. e~tpresses his Tuesday giving the rights to their qualified them for the Olympic and Coach Bob YoWlg said, "[Marva! said. aggravation during story for one year to the Robert World teams. and Urbanski's) deal soWlds like a a grueling day of Halmi Company, a filmmaker. What were the pair's reactions to similar-type project. A typical skater "The money will be negotiated the film deal? He said, "It's pretty exciting." Naylor has been on the ice since he practice. Bottom when we return from the Olympics," " I was totally surprised," -Wendy Rosen began taking community lessons at right: the graceful . ~ pair strut their stuff.

Dean of Students drop charges against group that defaced flier continued from page 1 waived in early December after Brooks The harassment charge "was clearly not as disciplinary probation. should have been held. reviewed the case. appropriate because it didn't meet any of the Jon Pastore (AS JR) and Anthony Renzeue Pastore, also president of the College A statement prepared by YA F read: "The The Code of Conduct says a member of the three criterioo for harassment," Brooks said. (AS G 1) , the members of YAF who altered the Republicans, said, "The fact that the charges u·niversity should never have threatened university community could be charged with Aftel" receiving several complaints about the flier, said their actions were meant to be were even permitted to be filed is a sad disciplinary action ... The university 's charges harassment if insulting speech or other fliers, Scott Mason, assistant director of the political satire, not to offend r.nyone. reflection on the university and the iruegrity of were simply politically motivated - another expression is directly addressed to an Perkins Student Center, referred the charges to Brooks said, "Rather than have a hearing its administration." example of its failure to protect free speech individual or group which makes use of Brooks. Masan said in the Dec. 6 issue of The now and have an appellate cowt ovenum [the Renzeue said he felt, if anything, YAF was and a diversity of political opinion on fighting words. Review that be received about a half dozen decision) later, we decided to take it to the harassed by the university because campus." The policy, has been criticized by various complaints about the flier. council." administrators took almost two months to . · In late November two members of Y AF individuals and groups, including the He added that the flier may have been The Official Student Handbook defines reach a decision. defaced the advenisement for the speech by Delaware branch of the American Civil harassment of the speaker, the university misuse of materials as: " ... unauthorized The Phoenix Community, the group which writing comments on it such as: "Human Liberties Union, who said it was too vague lind deparunents listed on the flier as SIX.msors of reading, duplicating, removing, photographing, sponsored the speech by Cuban economist rights in Cuba? Is this a joke?" and could cause an abridgement of free speech. the speech and African Americans. forging, counterfeiting, altering or misuse of of Carlos Tablada, could not be reached for · "Capitalism works, why don' t you?" Y AF Opponents of the policy say it is an Brooks added, the graffiti might have been any document ... maintained by any individual comment on the decision to drop charges • then distributed about 150 copies of the example of the political correctness "insensitive," but was not meant to insult and or group of the university community." against YAF by late Wednesday. ' "revised" flier. movement, which is defmed as the move on did not use fighting words. He said if YAF had Brooks said because the case was already Mason declined to comment on the case, · Y AF was also originally accused of university campuses to force multicultural been found guilty for misuse of materials it dropped, Y AF would not face any further but said: "it became a mountain that didn't 1 harassment by Mason, but the charge was awareness and sensitivity. would have faced only a "minor" penalty such charges if the council concludes a bearing need to become a mountain." University receives gift from bank Agency reverses stance on diversity continued from page 1 Schweitzer said. senior vice president for continued from page 1 one-year while the diversity standard principles should be applied," he said. In the fall of 1990, the WJ iversi ty Administration, said $10 million of was reviewed. "It's really just a clarification of the In 1987, MBNA America made a established a branch campus at the S 12 million to be provided by the comments, findings, or Steven Alschuler, a spokesman for previous policy." five-year pledge for $150,000 to the MBNA America headquarters where state for the center has already been recommendations with respect to any Middle States, said Alexander and the In a Jan. 21 report in response to college to help establish the Financial em ployees can attend business allocated. diversity or equity issue." Department of Education the current recommendations of the btstitutions Research and Education classes and student employees can Hollowell said the other $2 million Previously a Department of misunderstood the agency's use of Department of Education staff," (FIRE) Center, he said. earn credits . will be on request for the 1992 fiscal Education staff report to the National diversity in the past and that the Middle States stated that they felt.' Robert L. Schweitzer, director of The $325,000 donated to the new year. Advisory Committee on changes made to its standards were reporting annually was unnecessary·' the FIRE Center and chairman of the $20.5 million convocation center will To date, $4.8 million of the Accreditation stated that Middle not much more than clarifications. and constituted federal interference in · department of finance, said MBNA cover the construction costs of the projected $8 million needed from States "has used the threat of delayed "Middle States ha.s said all along the accrediting process. America got the resean:h facil ity off center's concourse, Roselle said. privare support has been secured. he or withdrawn accreditation to force that diversity was applied only within Roger Murphy, a spokesman for the ground. The MBNA America Concourse added. schools to implement (Middle States') the context of a university's own the Dcpanment of Education, said the J • The FIRE Center is primarily a is an enclosed area which people pass Although the bank was contacted definition of diversity." mission," Alscbuler said. recommendations could change and liaison between local financial through before entering the arena. through fundraising efforts, Roselle The repon also recommended that "Now [Middle States] has adopted that the advisory committee will voce , institutions and the university, In September, David E. Hollowell, said the donation came as a surprise. Middle States be recognized for only guidelines which describe how the on them Feb. 3. VOLUME II YOUR FULL SERVICE BOOKSTORE Valentine's Day is only 2 weeks away I Starting planning today with a trip to VOUME II Also come in Monday, Feb. 3rd · (302) 368-8660 to celebrate James Michener's HOURS 58 E. 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The Review's opinion Upholding rights Pennsylvania's Abortion Control Act infringes on rights of women, should focus more on education, not restriction Abortion rights in this country have notify her husband of the decision to consistently been debated in the public have an abortion is condescending as arena for the past several years, eliciting well as intrusive. The decision to tell a empassioned outcries by both anti- spouse is a private one, and states have abortion activists as well as supporters no business meddling in the privacy of of abortion laws. marriage. Pennsylvania has set a new agenda Interfering in the hierarchy of the for this battle with legislature restricting family is also unrealistic in requiring a procedures for performing an abortion. minor to have parental consent before In .1989, the state introduced and allowing an abortion to be performed. passed the Pennsylvania Abortion Too many children may be afraid to Control Act, which mandates a 24-hour approach their parents, and will not Wil Shamlin waiting period, parental consent for receive the best possible care they ean. minors, doctor's advice about They will resort to other methods and alternatives, and notification, but not means· of obtaining the service. consent of the husband if the woman is Perhaps a better answer to 'dealing Bush needs better domestic solutions married. with minors is to concentrate more on George Bush can give a terrific speech. thinks we should through another obstacle The constitutionality of this law has prevention and education about the Take his recent State of the Un ion Mickey in its path? Congress can't even pass a been accepted for reviewed by the subject, rather than simply remanding Address, for example. h didn't say much, McCarter budget by the beginning of a fiscal year Supreme Court. them to the wishes of their parents. but it sure was a great speech. much less determine what hinders If this legislation is upheld, it will be The one provision of this law which As an avowed arch-conservative, I find it economic growth! a devastating blow to the efforts of pro- is acceptable, and would be a difficult to admit Bush may be incapable of Bush also wants to eliminate foreign doing much to help the United States out of abortion lobbyists. Three of the four commendable restriction for any tariffs and subsidies that harm American its economic crisis. business . He adds a research and main provisions of this law directly medical procedure is the requirement of Tn ~ State of the Union Address only development tax credit in order to infringe upon a woman's right to privacy a doctor's advice about alternatives to strengthened my opinion that President encourage new products. Additionally, he and an abortion. abortion. A woman should have the Bush has some excellent ideas on some insists on a freeze on all discretionary issues, but the economy is not one of them. The idea that a 24-hour waiting resources at her disposal to make an First-time home buyers should get a $5000 budget authority into the next year. These Despite the fact that I spent most of the period should be instituted is ludicrous informed decision, and this would 1ax credit. There should be a tax deduction are all top-notch ideas. time asking his image on a television "How increase of $500 per child for families. The President gets lost or v~gue on other and insulting. Any woman who has ensure lhat every woman is fully aware are you going to do that?," Bush is plai n Bush adds Congress must pass his new tax domestic issues. We need better education. made the excruciating decision to of her choices. enough on a few decisive points. plans by March 20. so we should build more schools, he says. terminate her pregnancy should not be Abortion laws should seek to First, he calls for Congress to give more This might be a good start, but it's not (Sure, why not? Some more low quality support to the Strategic Derense Initiative. further traumatized or patronized by the reinforce every woman's right to privacy enough. It's hard to believe these things institutions to clutter up the landscape Now that the Soviet Union has dissolved state mandating she funher review her and an abortion. This law oversteps alone are going to end the recession for us, sounds good.) into individual republics it seems as though decision for an additional day before these boundaries in virtually every especially when Speaker of the Hous e He mentions 246 mysterious programs everybody has nuclear missiles. The only he thinks should be cut without naming one;. ·, having the procedure. aspect by hindering the process rather Thomas Foley tell s us the capitol gains way we can become completely safe from of them. Bush lumps banks, civil rights, Similarly, requiring a woman to Lhan educating the public. proposal will help only the top I percent of any nuclear incident is to fully develop U.S. wage-earners. and energy into one big "Needs Reform"• SDI. Bush is right on that point. Bush gives everybody a few of his ideas, category. Second, he demands Congress give him then dumps th e rest into Congress' lap. The bottom line is George Bush ignored the line-item veto power that would allow Members of Congress are among those that the situations within his troubled country him to weed out ridiculous expenditures in terrupted Bush's address 77 times with for too long. He needs more ideas for· Editorial policy written into budget packets. Bush is right in applause. economic relief and better means for' this instance, too. RC\Iiew & Opinion: The opinion pal,e is reserved for opinion and commentary. The editorial above I wonder if they would have applauded tackling several other domestic problems. ~ 0 Yet the President also spends a lot of so much if they had seen themselves as The State of the Union Address left me ~'f.:~~~ c;;ffe;cfu~",f. ~ ':.,~th ~ ~n=t~~u:'h!.is~:~s ~~~~';.,~ i \~~ ~::f:~~nt~ ~~: =~! time giving the public some rather nice to the editor contain the opinion of our readers. potential scapegoats. with some mixed reactions. Still, one thing Published every Tuesi:l.oy and Friday during the academic school year, Fridays during t ~ Winter Session, by sounding statistics in order to alleviate was clear; " the student.body of the Universi ty of Delaware, Newark, Del. Congress gets a nother responsibility recession concern s. The defense budget is under Georg e Bush's proposals. He asks for Recently, I saw a picture of a prote&tor being reduced by $ 10 billion. $150 bill ion a 90 day moratorium on all new who carried a sign that read "Read my lips,: is going to the Department of government regulations that are determined Mr. Pres1dent. No new term." · Transportation, which is bound to open up to hinder economic growth. Unless President Bush succeeds witlf new projects and job opportunities. $4.4 He also proposes the inspection of all some of these new domestic policies, thiS' Editorial columnists billion will go to extended federal Republican may find himself agreeing with_ current regul a~ions in order to determine Richard Jones, editor in chief Molly Williams, editorial page editor unemployment benefits. which ones may be detrimental to growth. that sentiment. • Paul Kane, columnist Jason Sean Garber, columnist But wait, there's more. An ambitious goal, to say the least. Greg Orlando, columnist Scott columnist Dailey, There must be a maximum of a 15.4 Congress can take forever and a day to pass ·Mickey McCarter is a copy editor of The ~ percent cut in capitol gains ta x, he says. a regulation as things go. Now, someone Review.

Letters to the editor Trauma raises questions meet. saw my attacker's face when the I've seen th e look and I'm sure Especially for those of us who too much, you fail to mention that I'm writing in response to Neil Neil Kovach made some judgement of "guilty on all three other girls have too: as one of my still want to know, "Why did he do it is 182 times stronger than Kovach's editorial (Another interesting points in his article but counts." friends said, "You can see it in this to me?" carbon dioxide as a greenhouse Opinion Dec. 3, 1991). I was a he missed the main one - what rape I could take back the first piece their e yes. It can be anywhe re gas. victim of repeated, severe sexual is all about - POWER. of what he took from me. But I'm along in the night. You 'II look into Sima Kravitz You also forgot that the (HRSO) harassment years Rape is the ability to exert force not so power hungry that I pressed his eyes and realize that he doesn't chemical decomposes .into old and attending a small over someone to do something criminal charges . I couldn' t see yo u. He looks straight through perfluoroacetic acid, a highly university in Pennsylvania. they have no desire to do. imagine sending a I 9 year old to you, past you, and only sees what DuPont's aid a farce toxic molecule. The offender was a friend of a Attributing rape to the end of jail for 10 plus years . He ' d he wants, what he's going to do to Your article of Jan. 24 titled, In other words, DuPont is still friend of mine. Because of this chivalry doesn't quite cut it. probably come out worse than he you. When you see that, pray that " DuPont Aids Ozone with New playing russian roulette with the relationship, it was that much Maybe with a few less Andrew started. you recognize it in time to get the Chemicals" is a real slap in the atmosphere. "Dice" Clay's in this world it harder to press charges; but I did. My attacker was, at that time, hell ou t." face. The pumps in our air I went through over 20 hours of would be a better place - but I very immature. She didn't recogni ze it in time. First of all , the ozone layer will conditioners could be re­ What I'm trying to say is don' t continu e to thin until the year testimony by I 2 witnesses. I doubt it. Immaturity is another point engineered to run on carbon served as prosecutor. I have four friends who were Kovach makes, but I don't quite just attribute rape to the decaying 2020, because it takes CFCs 30 to dioxide instead of refrigerant I also received 6 weeks of rape date raped by "the boy next door" buy that either. morals of the society. 50 years to reach the ozone layer. chemicals. They have to be re­ !t is in no way being aided. counseling. (they never reported them). What Rapes are n't generally Rape has been around since the engineered anyway to use the Ozone depletion will lead to As a result, for three weeks of I'd be more interested in hearing perpetrated by young kids. It's not beginning of time and it will alternative refrigerants that you " my life I suffered like a rape from a man is why they have to a phase one grows out of. It' s a continue. increased skin cancer, cataracts, mention in your article. It 's just now that women have crop fai lure and worldwide victim; I went through post­ exert this force. violent act one performs. It's the However, DuPont would not Little boys were once taught lack of something in that man' s the courage and opportunity to starvation (even in the developed traumatic stress disorder and make a profit if new chemicals world), and suppression of human ' suffered from clinical depression. never to hit girls. What happened mind that says, "This is wrong." receive justice. marketed. · and animal immune systems. I have and always will have to that? I never got the answer to my Rape always was and always DuPont will stop at nothing in Next, you state HCFC 124 is recurrent nightmares, periods of Although I suppose most people main question; "Why did he do will be an act of violence and their quest for money, even if that only 2 percent as ozone depleting insomnia, periods of excessive want power they just obtain it in this to me?" power. means killing us all. sleep, nights I can't spend alone, different ways. I must admit I got a But I finally learned it wasn't Please don 't call it something as the current CFCs. Aside from that being 2 percent and a basic distrust of every man I great deal of satisfaction when I something I did. else . Tom Roqney :As American as Godzil_la, sushi bars and Japanese cars

"I think. I'm turning Japanese, Recently many Americans took great Japanese feelings by crying about unfair Much to their surprise it turned out the I ithink I'm turning Japanese, offense when a Japanese official called Jonathan trade practices. Komatsu was made in America while the. I really thinA: so!" American workers lazy, greedy and Thomas Waaaa! Waaa! John Deere had been made in Japan. -The Vapors illiterate. Well, maybe the tiuth hurts, but They don't play fair. They don't buy our Boycotting Japanese goods would ~ denial and outrage will not put America cars. Uncle George, make them buy our counter-productive and would only take As American consumers we ought to get back on its feet and neither will blaming the technologically·inferior and style-deficient food off the table of American workers. on our feet and applaud the Japanese. Japanese. cars. because so many Japanese companies• Only SO years ago they were living in, the When the flfst Japanese car rolled off the Hello? Is anybody home? manufacture their products in the United radioactive rubble left by our atomic boat our own car industry was busy The only American cars they are States. , bombs. slapping together disposable tin-machines interested in buying are the classic muscle But you can not tell this to the protesters, Now they have rebuilt, recovered and and chargina prices which made even the cars of the 1950s and 60s, an era when our picketing outside the local Toyota surpas~ed the economies or all other Republicans wince. (Even though everyone cars were buil t to last. dealership. They are so wrapped up in their c~tllries in the world. knows Republicans drive German cars). to learn that the sharp- looking, import­ The Japanese obviously are not stupid, paranoid n~tionalism that they find In the proce11 they have given us The invasion of Japanese cars was a long fighting Ford Escort OTis only a couple of but they would have to be to buy our new anything with a Japanese name on ia ln,expensive, fuel efficient, quality over-due and well- deserved slap in the face decals short of being a Mazda. cars instead of their own. threatening. : autbmob\les, superior elecii'OniCI and sulhi to the boys in Detroit. The same can be said of the Dodge And the Idea that we as Americans As far as I'm concerned nothing ban. Losing more than 30 percent of the car­ Stealth and Plymouth Laser, also known should combat this "unfairness" by only threatening has come out of Japan since th~ Americans have a Ieason to learn from buylDJ market to these imports has forced under the Mitsubishi badge as the 3000 OT buying American goods is a product of the last Godzilla movie. these people. AmerlCIIl companies to improve the quality and the Eclipse. most backwards thinking this country has And as I sit here in my kimono, drinkina, Tbey • mbody what the American spirit and efficiency of their cars in order to In fact a lot of consumers will be Indulged in since McCanhyism. saki and watching sumo wrestling on my uled to be: bard work. quality worlananlbip remain campelilive. surprised to learn that most American· cars, Just because companies are Japanese Sony television, I can only believe thaC and pride'tQ their labor. And It is liOl as thou&h the Japanese have if not made directly from joint ventures does not necessarily mean their products cooperation with Japan, not protectionis~ Tbese are the tbinas which made set out to cnasb our car industry. On the with Japanese companies, are at least made arc made in Japan. will be the key to the United States havinc AmeriCa :.ucc:euful in the put and which conavy, tbty have always been willing to from Japanese pans. A town in New York discovered this a healthy economy in the future worl~ rnalce lapin 10 aucceufal now. share tecbnoloay and even collaborate on Yet, despite all the help they receive recently when they decided to purchase a market. , Sure, they over do It a little bit and work projecll. from the Japanese, the American auto more expensive John Deere dirt excavator themselves into an early arave, but the Por e111rnple, many patriotic, red·necked. makers slill have the nerve to stir up anti- rather than buy a Komatsu, the Jaganese Jonathan Thomas Is an Administrative News point I• that the commitment is there. gun-IOting Aliericans will be disappointed model. l Editor of The Review. f' 6 • THE REVIEW • January 31, 1992 The continuing abortion controversy

Supreme Court to review abortion law fhe Pennsylvania Abortion Control Act requires: By Lewis R. Ware If a woman under 18 needs Assiatlr ~ Edirot High court's decision about Pennsylvania parental consent to get her ears • Notification of the husband prior to performing an abortion pierced, he explained, then she The U.S. Supreme Court • Parental consent for minors wishing an abortion announced Jan. 21 it will review law not likely to affect Roe vs. Wade should obviously be required to tell her parents about getting an Pennsylvania Abortion Control Act • A 24-hour wctiting period before an abortion to determine whether the law, which The Webster case upheld a abortion can be performed, parental abortion. places certain restrictions on Missouri law banning abortions in consent for minors, doctor's advice "Personally," he said, "I'd be • Notification by clinics about alternatives to ab~rtion abortions, is constitutional. public hospilals' and requiring a fetal about alternatives and notification, quite crushed if my girlfriend had an If the Court upholds the viability test before an abortion is not consent, of the husband. abortion and I didn't have a say." Pennsylvania law, forces on both performed. All provisions, except the spousal Turkel said if the Pennsylvania sides of the abortion issue believe James J. Magee, a political notification restriction, were upheld Abortion Control Act is upheld, it the clinics, said she will argue that David Souter in 1990, and Justice other states might pass laws with science professor at the university, by the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals would send a clear signal to other the restrictions of the Pennsylvania Marshall was replaced by Clarence restrictions on abortions. said the Pennsylvania case will in October 1991. states to pass similar laws. law violate the Roe and Webster Thomas in 1991. Experts said the Court does not probably not result ·in the Because the Court is deciding the The Supreme Court announced cases. The Court ·s he aring. of the . appear to be using the case as an overturning of Roe vs. Wade, law's constitutionality, the laws the decision to accept the case, titled Grenzel said Attorney General Pennsylvania law will be the first opportunity to overturn the 1973 because the law was written to provisions are not in effect. Casey vs. Planned Parenthood, the Preate will defend the law for test of Thomas' and Souter's judicial Roe vs. Wade decision, which comply with the standards Kathleen Turkel, of the women's day before abortion rights groups Pennsylvania and argue the law views on abortion. established a woman's right to an established by the Webster case. studies program, said the and anti -abortion organizations meets all the tests established by the Both judges underwent close abortion. ' "Just like the Webster decision, Pennsylvania law is one of the most marked the 19-year anniversary of Roe and Webster cases. scrutiny during their Senate Bob Grenzel, press secretary for this is a signal for states to do what restrictive in the country. Roe vs. Wade. In 1986, the Supreme Court confirmation hearings, but neither Pennsylvania Attorney General th.:o.y think is right," he said. "This level of restriction will While the arguments for the case overturned a similar Pennsylvania would state his position on abortion. . Ernest D. Preate Jr, who will argue Laws passed in Louisiana, Utah, severely limit the ability of women will not be scheduled until March, Abortion Control Act because it did While Souter has not publicly · the case, said the Court did not ask and Guam that ban most abortions to obtain an abortion," she said. they will probably be heard in late not comply with Roe vs. Wade. expressed an opinion on abortion, the parties to address whether Roe is defy.the Supreme Court's decisions Michael DeAscanis (EG JR), vice April and a decision might be Since then, two of the Supreme Magee said, Thomas said he the law of the land, which indicates on the issue, he said, and are more president of Student's for Life, an rendered before the Court's July 4 Court Justices retired and were opposed abortion when he was the Court is not ready to attempt to likely to test Roe vs. Wade if they anti -abortion group, said the law is recess. replaced by judges selected by chairman of the Equal Employment overturn the Roe vs. Wade decision. come before the nation's highest not very restrictive. Five Pennsylvania family President George Bush. Opportunity Commission. If the Pennsylvania law is 11pheld, court. "From our point of view, the law planning clinics and Pittsburgh The two justices who retired were Magee said Bush appointed il could expand the restrictions on The Pennsylvania Abortion is simply common sense," he said. obstetrician Thomas Allen are Thurgood Marshall and William J. Souter and Thomas for their abortion allowed in the 1989 Control Act was passed in 1989. The "It's an inconsistent law as it is petitioning the Court to overturn the Brennan Jr., who both supported the conservative judicial philosophies, Webster vs. Reproductive Health law's requirements include a 24- now," he said, because he believes law. Roe vs. Wade decision. presuming they were likely to vote Services decision. hour waiting period before an abortion should not be legal at all. Linda Wharton, co-counsel for Justice Brennan was replaced by to overturn Roe vs. Wade.

Abortion Where the Presidential candidates Student recalls the ordeal of abortion continued from page 1 thoughts were going back to my current boyfriend and a few close stand on the issue of abortion mother at that age." friends. stances 'Most serious decision of my life' Her mother, she explained, had Talking with her older brother has Republicans: Danielle, now 22, said the choice become pregnant with Danielle's been helpful, she said, because his George Bush ...... against abortion to have an abortion was "the most older brother at age 19. She said her girlfriend became pregnant last year, serious decision of my life ... but mother didn't hesitate to marry her and also chose to have an abortion. :influence Patrick j. Buchanan ...... against abortion was the most practical and rational father and raise a family. Danielle said returning to the day David Duke ...... has not yet given position one." "I felt so guilty because she gave care center where she worked was Danielle said she had been taking up her whole life for her children," the most difficult aspect of her Democrats: · birth control pills for almost a year she said as she wiped away a sudden experience. .election before - much to her disbelief­ swell of tears. "I felt sorry for my She has worked at various day Tom Harkin ...... for abortion rights she learned she was pregnant. Mom and Dad and what they gave care centers for five years, and said, By Charlone A. Faltermayer Paul Tsongas ...... for abortion rights "I started to notice the up ... they were only kids, too." "One of my biggest goals in life is to Copy Desk Chi.,( stereotypical signals, a missed Danielle's parents still do not have children." As the U.S. Supreme Court decides Bob Kerrey ...... for abortion rights period and morning sickness," she know about the abortion. The decision to have an abortion the constitutionality of the Bill Clinton ...... • .for abortion rights said. is strictly a personal choice, she "My understanding was that you · 'I tuned it out' Pennsylvania Abortion Control Act Jerry Brown ...... for abortion rights said, and laws such as the this summer, the outcome may effect couldn ' t get pregnant. The pill About 45 minutes after she Pennsylvania Abortion Control Act the Presidential election. seemed so simple." arrived, Danielle was taken to the pending in the Supreme Court, In light of the law's recent After a week of "feeling clinic's abortion suite where she was which says parental consent is scrutiny, the abortion debate has not hysterical," Danielle said, she given general anesthesia. required for minors, is an only heated up across the country, but abortion are: certainly not politicians' !" visited the Newark office of Planned Danielle said she can't remember infringement on a woman's rights. also across political party lines. Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin, who has Although the candidates' abortion Parenthood. the doctor explaining the medical "The woman has the final say," The Republican contenders co-sponsored the Freedom of Choice views are at opposite ends, the "Keeping the child was not an procedure to her prior to the she said. strongly uphold an ami-abortion Act, which would codify the right t,o College Republicans and Democrats option for me," she said. "I was still operation. stance, while the Democratic choose through federal legislation, agree that a Supreme Court decision very much a child at the time." "I tuned it out," she said. ""I Wondering 'What if?' candidates firmly back a woman's said, "lfthis misguided court tries to on the Pennsylvania law will not have Danielle said after receiving a didn't want to talk and didn' t want Flashbacks of the abouion still right to choose if she wants to have an take away the constitutional a significant effect on the Presidential pregnancy test and an advisory to be talked to." sometimes haunt her, Danielle said. abortion. protections established in 1973, and I campaign. session with Planned Parenthood Martha McRis, executive director Watching Molly Ringwald star in The Republicans' positions are as am afraid it will, we will pass federal History professor Raymond counselors, she made an of the state's branch of Planned For Keeps, a movie depicting a follows: legislation to reinstate that right." Wolters, adviser to the College appointment with their Wilmington Parenthood, said the $210 operation pregnant teen who considers an According to White House Former Massachusens Sen . Paul Republicans, said he hopes the clinic, where she would have the Danielle underwent lasts about three abortion, triggered the memory of officials, incumbent George Bush Tsongas, who has been a strong Supreme Court will postpone its abortion. minutes. the experience, Danielle said. supports the right of a woman to supporter of the National Abortion decision until after the Presidential A few days later, Danielle made The procedure begins when the "I was in hysterics," she said. choose an abortion only in the Rights Action League, said: "The election. "I'd rather that they didn't the 25-minute drive- alone. physician gives the patient a pelvic "Molly went to a clinic to get an · instances of rape and incest and to Pennsylvania law's restrictions to a have to contend with this Because her relationship with her examination to determine the size of abortion and couldn't go through save the life of the mother. woman's right to choose are unpredictable issue," he ~d . boyfriend had become "unsteady the uterus. with it." On Jan. 22, Bush addressed unacceptable. Wolters called the abortion debate and unhealthy," Danielle said, she After administering various other The film, she said, made her feel thousands of anti-abortion "I hope the justices recognize that a " wild card" issue because he said decided not to tell him about the tests, McRis said a suction machine like she was reliving her past. demonstrators by phone from the every American woman has a right to there are many Republicans who abortion. is inserted to remove the contents of Danielle said if her pregnancy Oval Office, lauding effons to repeal privacy and con:rol over her defend a woman's right to choose, "At the time, I didn't think it the uterus. had happened today instead of four Roe vs. Wade, the 1973 Supreme reproductive choices." and many Democrats who are would matter to him," she said, "I After the operation, Danielle said years ago, she may have made a Court decision that legalized abort.ion. Nebraska Sen. Bob Kcrrey is also a opponents of abortion. didn't think I mattered to him." she rested for an hour in a recovery different decision. In his speech, Bush interpreted the co-sponsor of the Freedom of Choice Glenn Springstead (AS SR), Danielle never told her former room. She said she felt groggy and "Honestly, I don' t know what I ·Declaration of Independence to Act and an opponent of the ami­ president of the College Democrats, boyfriend about her abortion. tired, but wasn't experiencing much would do. justify his beliefs: choice Gag Rule, a regulation that said the review of the Pennsylvania In fact, almost a year went by bleeding. "I'll always wonder 'What if?"' "The most compelling legacy of prohibits federally funded family abortion law will probably not have before she discussed it with anyone. she said. this nation is Jefferson's concept that planning clinics from counselling as much of an impact as people might When Danielle arrived at the Sadness mixed with relief Danielle said she will always all are created equal. It doesn 't say clients about abortion. think. clinic, she said she was "scared "Afterward, I was sad, but felt a have some regrets, but said she • "born' equal, [lllomas Jefferson] says In May 1991, Kerrey said: "It's too divisive an issue for either s .. tless. I felt like I stuck out like a big sense of relief," she said. ""It believes "in my heart, I know I did "created.' "Although a minority of Americans party to really take advantage of," he sore thumb - like everyone knew was finally done and over with." the right thing." " "From the moment the miracle of want this legal precedent I Roe vs. said, adding that economic issues exactly why I was there." Today, Danielle said it feels good "Someday," she said, as an ·fife occurs, human beings must Wade] overturned, a majority does "will be the most important thing on "This is when the guilt started to finally talk about it. She has unexpected smile pursed her lips, .cherish that life, must hold it in awe, not. It comes as close as possible to people's minds." coming," Danielle said. "My discussed it with her siblings, her "I ' ll be a great mother." must preserve, protect and defend it." expressing the will of the American ·- A spokesman for Republican people on an extremely difficult

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By Russ Bengtson flal1les of fnrertainmenr &,porter Weird AI Yankovic ain't got ALBUM REVIEW nothin' on Scatterbrain. Scatterbrain 'Passion' You can call them metal. You Scamboogery can call them funk. You can even Elektra call them crazy. Just never, ever call A them dude. THEATER REVIEW "Don't Call me Dude," from their Passion 1990 debut, Here Comes Trouble, E-52 Student Theatre combined 1950s doo-wop with '80s Scatterbrain: Call Director...... Melissa Ososki thrash, and wa.~ a sho\¥case for lead Promoting good B- vocalist Tonm\y Christ's wry lyrics. nasal hygene "Tommy is otf the wall," said 'em crazy, hard­ and a new guitarist Paul Nieder in a t~lephone album that's a . ~ interview from his Long Island real choice pick By Susan Coulby home. "Give him a perfectly edged ~ockers are Long fnh!rt•inmenr £diror ordinary rock song and he'll come Island's The dialogue was suggestive and • up with something completely with a flair for the ScaHerbrain. the situations were mature, but E-52 • different from what you'd expect." Back row: Mike Student Theatre's Saturday Scatterbrain is currently on an Boyko and Guy performance of Peter Nichols' East Coast club tour with Ugly Kid unusual. just Brogna. Front "Passion" couldn't quite fan the Joe. "It's a lot of fun to be on tour," row: Glen play's potential spark into a full· . Nieder said. "You can make Cummings, fledged flame. ' • assholes of yourselves because don't call them Tommy Christ "Passion" wakes up its now-tired : someone's 'babysitting' you." and Paul unfaithful marriage storyline by . • When they return from Europe, 'dudes.' - Nieder. providing protagonist Eleanor and : Australia and Japan, Scatterbrain her husband James with conscience- · : hopes to open on an arena tour. slip it in wherever he could. single influence. [Our influences) just suddenly changes, there's a risk "The House of Babes is a 'Iitty type characters called Nell and Jim. "When we're off tour, we'll play Scamboogery means 'bad luck' or range from Zappa to Metallica. that people will say 'What the ~·k bar' in Florida that we go to, and These two alter eg_os, effectively some golf," Nieder said. "I hunt and •screwed over."' "We played thrash for six years happened to them?'" Tommy comes up with something portrayed by Amy Shore (AS JR) fish, Olen's really into an." Scatterbrain cx:cupies a niche at (Christ, Neider and guitarist Glen Scatterbrain's combination of like 'What if your grandmother and Brent L. Evans (AS FR), voice Their major-label (Elektra) debut, Elektra well-removed from both the Cummings played in a wacky words and scintillating guitar owned it?"' Nieder said. "tommy's their corresponding characters' . Seamboogery, is more of the same dark, social metal of Metallica and hardcore/thrash band called work gives most of their tracks a warped mind comes up with these inner thoughts - the same. • eccenuicity. Cuts like "Swiss Anny the poppish crap of Motley Crue. Ludichrist)," Nieder said. "But we light, what-the-hell attitude. things." comments and opinions that would : ·. Girl" imply that Scatterbrain isn't Their music combines thrash, got sick of it. We decided we're Much of this is due to Christ's Scatterbrain even includes covers usually remain unspoken during • too concerned with conforming. straight-edged rock, classical and able to play other kinds of music, way with words. A lyricist of epic of Mozart's music on each of their arguments and other tense • "The title (Scamboogery) came funk iiuo a heady mixture. why not do it? proportions, only he could write a fJrSt two albums. "Guy [Brogna. the situations. from a 'secret word' we used on "We're a mixed bag of nuts," "We had to change our name," song praising "Grandma's House of bassist] and I both have classical stqe," Nieder said. "Tonuny would Nieder said ...We don't have any Nieder added, "because if a band Babes." see IOOCERY pi8e 8 see PASSION pap 8 -. 8 • mE REVIEW • january 31, 1992

Shallow, but secure career as William Kennedy Smith

For me, and thousands of other "Wow," I thought, "this guy is getting seniors at this university, May 30 is fast Paul paid big bucks to act like a fool. There's approaching. (For those of you who Kane Looking across the bar, alii could see was this strange woman no reason why I couldn't do the same by don't realize it, this is the date of imitating Billy. I could get really drunk graduation, which is less than four staring at me. Next thing 1 knew she was raising her arm and and do vulgar stand-up comedy." months away.) pointing at me. But is the American public ready to In these recessionary times our futures pay to see some guy who looks like an appear very bleak. Stories about massive accused rapist tell sexist jokes? job layoffs and corporate cutbacks show "GUILTY!" she yelled. Who am I kidding - the Clarence up on the news every day. · Thomas hearings, the Kennedy Smith But this isn't going to be that typical rape trial, Gov. Bill Clinton sex scandals " I'm graduating and it sucks!" column and Mike Tyson's up-coming rape trial because last weekend I had a revelation. Kennedy Smith!" he screamed. The food and drinks were fine and the verdict. - they wouldn't be able to gel enough After seeing an Elvis impersonator So I took a peck at the magazine and service was excellent ... until our Not guilty! Relief, I thought, now that of me. getting paid to appear on television, I realized there was a slight resemblance waitress brought the check. he was not guilty, no more comparisons. I can sec it now: first an appearance realized there was one job I could always and everybody got a good laugh. Peering across the table at me, she But then the next night some Review on Hard Copy, after that People fall back on, a job I had been After a couple of weeks the story kind said, "Did anybody ever tell you you editors and I went to the Deer Park to Magazine and Oprah, and then, maybe a overlooking for almost a year. of faded out of the news, and I forgot look like someone famous?" celebrate the end of the semester. starring role in the TV mini-series It all began last Spring when then­ about the whole thing. Shaking my head I acknowledged her Looking across the bar, all I could sec " William Kennedy Smith: the untold executive editor of The Review Darin Then some cable TV executive got the question, "Well, uh, actually yeah a few was this strange woman staring at me. story." Powell was paging through an issue of bright idea of a 24 -hour tria l court people." Next thing I knew she was raising her Sleeping will be a little easier at night Newsweek. channel. 1 "That's right. You look just like that arm and pointing at me. now that my future is secure. And all I Darin was the first of many to I don't think I saw more than I 0 Kennedy boy who raped that gi rl in "GUILTY!" she yelled . have to thank is the shallowness of our discover that I looked like someone minutes of the t~ o-wcck ordeal. but r Florida," she said . More big laughs from I decided it was time to start playing society. famous. Or should I say infamous. heard every detail: "You were great on all my friends. along with her, "I just flew up from "Kane! It's you, it's really you!" he the stand yesterday, dude. That Gee, thanks I thought, that helped her Florida today. My friends and I are out Paul Kane was a managing editor of The blurted out holding up a copy of the prosecutor doesn ' t stand a chance." tip a lot. celebrating the verdict." Review. He dropped out of school and s tory about the alleged rape at tt.e One Friday night in November, my 'Next came the acquittal. After weeks With all this in mind, I watched some changed his name to William Kennedy roommates and I went out to Bcnnigan's of daily updates on how "my" trial was large buffoon attempt to mimic the King Smitn. He will be appearing in a comedy Kennedy compound in Palm Beach, Fla. tlub near you this summer. " You look exactly like William for happy hour. going the jury finally handed down a of Rock and Roll last weekend.

'Passion' MOVIE TIMES Top five movies for the week ending Jan. 31 continued from page 7 1) The Hand That Rocks The Cradle ($11.84 million a middle-aged art restorer played by for the week) Corey Dunbar (AS SR), falls for 2) Juice ($8.09 million) Kate, a younger woman whose 3) Hook ($6.85 million) equatly middle-aged lover has 4) Freejack ($6.74 million) recently died. 5) Father of the Bride ($6.40 million) After Eleanor, portrayed believably by Anja Brannstrom (BE Chestnut Hill of Pat Conroy's book about a troubled high school football SD), finds out about the affair, a Olestnut Hill Plaza, Newark (737-7959) volcanic confrontation occurs coach from the South who between husband, wife and both I.Dve Crimes (R) - Sean "Why travels to New York to see his conscience characters. can't I be the Catwoman" suicidal sister's shrink played by Streisand. Try saying that five : Wi!.h two p;:ople talking and two Young and Patrick "No, dammit, I'm not Kevin Kline" Bergen star times fast. Showtimes: Fri. - others thinking aloud - all in rapid in this thriller about sexual 4:15, 7:15, 10. Sat.- 1:15, succession - the scene emerged as obsession. Showtimes: Fri. - 4:15, 7:15, 10. Sun.- 1:15, a frenzy of confusion. 6, 8, 10. Sat.- 2, 6, 8, 10. 4:15, 7:15. : Although each characterization Sun. - 2, 6, 8. remained strong and fervently Rush (R) -jennifer jason Leigh unsettling throughout this passionate Shining Through (R) - World and jason Patrie, two of climax, Brannstrom and Shore' s War 11 drama featuring Michael Hollywood's most underrated handling of the wounded wife Douglas as a lawyer and actors, turn in stron.g largely fueled the small onstage Melanie Griffith as his half­ performances as Texas narcs jewish secretary who goes from b!aze kindled during this scene. who get a little too involved in dictation to dictators when she their work. Showtimes: 4:30, Unfortunately, any fire produced limy is transformed overni_ght into a 9:30. during such emotionally charged Passionless floozy Kate (Karen E.A. Babyak) turns on both james (Corey Dunbar) and his outspoken alter secret agent. Showhmes: Fri. moments gets doused by the ego jim (Brent L. Evans) via phone sex. - 5, 7:30, 10:30. Sat. - 1:30, Cinema Center unconvincing performance of Karen 5, 7:30, 10:30. Sun. -1:30, 5, E_. Babyak (AS SR) as the bed­ 7:30. Newark Shopping Center (73 7·3720) hopping "ho," Kate. the bitter, jilted battle-ax. dynamic portrayal of 'Jim. His sooner than it did. Christiana Mall Beauty and the Beast (G) - · Babyak proves admirable only iJ;~ Besides cluing director Melissa expressions of incredulity at James' Because Evans entered his first Disney pulls but all the stops her courage to do a brief topless Ososki (AS SR) in to these unnecessary lies were quite funny . scene wearing navy and red sweats t-95 and Route 7 (368-9600) with this wonderful version of scene. But regardless of this venture performer problems, someone The way Evans expressed Jim 's when Dunbar was clad in pants and the classic tale about a beast into nudity, Babyak's Kate ends up should have pointed out to her that preoccupation with "gelling the a sweater of different colors, it's Fried Green Tomatoes (PG- 13) who is smitten by a lovely b¢ing more of a prop than a tart. flailing arms do not necessari ly tongue" during Kate's kisses was easy to assume that Jim is James' - Two of Hollywood's hottest bookworm. Brill iant animation, : After all, like beauty pageant make a drama. another of the show's highlights. son rather than part of his soul. triple-named actresses, Mary Oscar potential songs, and p1otestors are quick to point out, tits And although the production Also noteworthy was the But in her director's note, Ososki Stuart Masterson and Mary­ Robby Benson's terrific turn as don't equal talent. seemed well-paced, trimming about Louise Parker, team up in this the voice of The Bea st. Who technique of linking James and calls the play "a representation of knew? Showtimes: Fri. - 5, 7. : Also weak- was Catherine A. five to 1 0 minutes off each act Eleanor with their ~Iter egos by life." She adds that any uncertainty Southern murder mystery set in the 1930s. Showtimes: Fri. - Sat. - 1, 3, 5, 7. Sun.- 1, 3, Saltern (AS JR) as Agnes, the would have helped maintain using matching clothes. While Shore about its actions or the emotional 5, 7. former wife of Kate's deceased audience interest and involvement . and Brannsll'om always coordinated, chords struck by these actions 4:30, 7:15, 10. Sat.- 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10. Sun. - 1:45, lover, Albert. Because Sal fern When the audience was a more frequent use of the same should make the audience think. freejack (R) - Young Gun 4:30, 7:15. recited her lines without feeling, she engrossed, however, it was device for Dunbar and Evans would "The confusion," she notes, "is Emilio Estevez leaves the six· ~n ' t even remotely believable as frequently · because of Evans' have helped establish Jim's identity intentional." shooter behind as he heads to Father of·the Bride (PG) -The the year 2009 as a racecar harrowing tale based on the driver in this futuristic true story of Liz Taylor's dad "Bladerunner" wanna-be. Mick Nieder and Cummings, funked­ rolling over in his grave when up bassist Brogna and drummer Hearing loss hazards Jagger comes along for the ride Boogery Satan sent him visions of as a bounty hunter hired to Mike Boyko. Michael jackson walking his continued from page 7 responsible for massive hearing loss, track down Estevez. Christ doesn't have the vocal blushing daughter down the Unfortunately for Mick, plastic continued from page 7 talent or range as extensive as Peck says HEAR opposes extremely loud condluons. aisle·. Showtimes: Fri. - 5, surgery has not advanced very someone like Queensryche's government regulations to regulate 7:30, 9:45. Sat."- 2, 5, 7:30, far in the 21st century. Time is backgrounds," Nieder said. "We Geoff Tate, but he can overcome He was fiLLed with custom concen sound levels. "We have too 9:45. Sun. - 2, 5, 7:30. definitely not on his side. decided to try Mozart sonatas these "setbackS" with boundless earplugs which block out 31-35 much censorship as it is," she says. Showtimes: 9, 11 . instead of tradi tiona! enthusiasm. decibels of sound, she says, However, McNicholas says people Grand Canyon (R) - The cast instrumentals." He sings his wacky lyrics ir. a explaining that Urich and Metallica need to be educated to protect their from "The Big Chill" takes a trip The Hand That Rocks the With such odd taste, who else sing-song style -like a nursery­ may be eJ4>0sed to up to 120 decibels hearing. to the Grand Canyon and Cradle (R) Rebecca would gel former heavyweight during a typical performance. Jim Sutcliffe, public relations rescues the Brady Bunch who DeMornay gives Glenn Close a school teacher from hell - and run for her money with a champ "Smokin' Joe" Frazier to inspires a regular little Other musicians have since director of Electric Factory Concerts never found their way out of the contacted Peck with concerns about chilling performance as the sing co-lead vocals on the singalong. in Philadelphia, says though he has big hole. Also stars Ann B. Mary Poppins from hell in this album's title song? But Scamboogery isn't all their hearing. never had complaints about the noise Davis as Alice . Showtimes: Fri. cardiac arrest thriller about a "We heard Joe usc the word fun and babes. It features two Musicians and spectators are not levels, he · does notice more people - 4, 7, 9:45. Sat.- 1, 4, 7, somewhat different adventure 9:45.- Sun. -1, 4, 7. 'scarnboogery' in an interview, songs of a more serious note. the only people affected by bone­ wearing earplugs at concerts. in babysitting. Showtimes: Fri. something like 'Scamboogery's · crushing volume. Bill Bazzalli, Contrary to this trend, Jonathan - 5:45, 8, 10:30. Sat.- 1:30, "Fine Line" is about The Prince of Tides (R) - Nick gonna getya, '" Nieder recalled. assistant vice president of Levitan (AS JR) didn't wear earplugs 5:45, 8, 10:30. Sun. - 1:30, homelessness and "Logic" says Nolte continues his year of 5:45,8. "We sent him a tape, and he that logic isn't concrete- it can SpectaGuard, a security firm that when he attended a New Haven, works shows at the Spectrum and winning performances with agreed to sing on the cut." prove whatever you want it to. Conn., heavy metal show featuring Barbara Streisand's adaptation Scatterbrain's music is both "We can't just be a total other venues, says for the last I 0 the Bulletboys, Winger and clean and polished. It features goofball band," Nieder said. years his company has required its Cinderella. · the crisp sounds of guitarists "We've gotta mix it up." employees to wear earplugs when "The Bulletboys were pure noise," working at concerts. he says. "I had to leave the arena for Even though rock music can be a while."

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Medium as art Putting together paper pieces in 25th biennial gallery exhibit

Photos by Pamela Wray De Stefano · Art works displar,ed in University Gallery range from photographs and illustrations to books and collages which utilise the expression and vitality of the paper medium.

By lisa Holland " you can't get into the room without the changed landscape. be honored at a public reception at the Sraff ~eporter stepping on it, it forces you to look at it "Fence Shadow" by Roger Gallery on Feb. 12. large black and white as a piece of paper." Matsumote of Newark is a peaceful According to Belena S. Chapp, photograph showing the Hupfel says that she did not want the looking black and white photograph. A ·director and curator of the gallery, this joining together of two photograph to be protected with portion of a beach surrounded by a exhibition is very beneficial to the floors- black tile and Plexiglass or any other covering, wooden fence gives the feeling of artists whose works are featured. Awooden boards - lies on because she wanted it to be vulnerable, tranquility washing over the shore. "Competitiohs are the way artists build the ground in the doorway of the unlike most artwork that is usually Another photograph, called "Nature their resumes," she says. "This gallery. Some people will step over this secured safely behind a frame. Abstract" by Tomato Zamamoto, shows competition is especially good exposure obstruction. Others might scurry across "The more people step on it, they the beauty of nature in a close-up for emerging artists." it quickly. will realize that it's okay and it's picture of tree leaves. Though 762 artists entered the The object in question is one of intended to be stepped on," she says. Many non-photographs are also a competition only 69 were selected to be many pieces of art work in the The work "Penn Supply Co. Ledger" part of the paper exhibit. displayed by this year's juror, said University Gallery's 25th Biennial by Peter Brooke of Middletown, is an "Collage VII," by Florence Jacquie Littlejohn, founder and director Exhibition. "Works On or Of Paper" is actual ledger from 1922 that Brooke's Putterman of Pennsylvania, is liD of Littlejohn-Smith Gallery in New a national competition focusing on the landlord recovered after a flood and assortment of pieces of handmade paper York City. latest trends in paper media. gave to him. Brooke then filled the that are enclosed in a glass frame. "The works included reflect and The untitled photograph of the floor blank pages with illustrations of the A graphic painting of a rabbit with a confirm the enormous vitality of the entrance to the gallery is the Delaware landscape. clock crushing its head is a work by engendered by paper," Littlejohn says. work of Gretchen Hupfel (AS GR). Since the ledger is dated 1922, he Deny Howeth of Newark called She adds that, "beyond mere! y being Hupfel says she was "challenging the says, it represents a connection between "Biological Clock." a surface on which to ·work paper, by its idea of the life span of a work of art" the past and the present. He explains "Works On or Of Paper" will be on very nature, tends to inspire and with her photo. As Hupfel points out, that the drawings are a way to address display until March 6. The artists will invigorate the artistic process."

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Asphalt Ballet They seem to be saying "Yeah, Wendy MaHarry Asphalt Ballet we can play cerebrum-sizzlin', Fountain of Youth Virgin Records skull-crushin ', ball-bustin' A&M Records B· ro<:Jc ' n'roll, but we'd rather play B- cliched crap that sounds like a Asphalt Ballet shouldn't .be cross between Cinderella and the Playing the piano with dancing in the streets quite yet. Cult." sensitivity and warmth, L.A.'s Their self-titled debut, a bluesy­ Nice move, guys. Wendy MaHarry drives emotion hard rock fusion, falls shon of the Actually, that's a bit harsh. The deep into her singing. With her expectations set by their single first blues cut, "Tuesday' s Rain," · elegant style, she may just make "Soul Survive," that's been isn't that bad. But 11 straight songs you adjust to a different wave of extremely popular with the MTV of self-pity - with lyrics like pop music. "Headbangers Ball" set. "Well Lord I'm losing hope I Down Sounding like a mixture of The first two cuts, "Hells at the end of my· rope" - are a bit Susanne Vega and the Pretenders' Kitchen," and "Soul Survive" are much for the average rock fan. Chrissy Hynde - with a voice just kick-ass metal tracks that are Asphalt Ballet has put together a a bit softer than Sin~ad O'Connor reminiscent of a bluesier Skid Row. rather unwieldy collection of - MaHarry combines almos• too Lead singer Gary Jefferies has a traclcs. After the furious pace and many other influences in her gravelly voice that rises to a tone of the first two songs, the preferably one that takes them in attempt to grasp originality in her screech and gives off whiffs of relaxed nature, cliched lyrics and the hard rock direction of Skid newest album, Fountain or Youth. Col. Bruce Hampton and the under the imposing weight of burning rubber. exaggerated bluesy tones of the Row or G n' R, where they seem to The music itself surrounds the Aquarium ReKUe Unit guitarist Jimmy Waring's So it comes as sort of a shock album's remaining tracks are fit. listener with depressing Col. Bruce Hampton and the maniacal strumming. when Asphalt Ballet turns up the painfully disappointing. melodrama. Aquarium Rescue Unit When Waring stops playing, blues for the next 11 tracks. Asphalt Ballet needs a direction, - Russ Bengtson With song titles like "Don't Let Capricorn Records Hampton starts whining It's My Heart Break," "Desperate," D+ almost enough to make you enlist "Basckstabbing Girls" and "How in the French Foreign Legion. Do I Get Over You," usual top-40 Atten-HUTl This dead album was recorded Marc Bonilla the speed metal-jazz-funk style storming up the charts. Wanna lightness is hardly expected. • After a painful court-martial, live in front of a shell-shocked EE Ticket guitar Satriani, Vai and Eric know why? No vocals. MaHarry sings strongly about the good Col. Bruce Hampton has audience. Hampton and crew run Reprise Records Johnson use to their advantages. Vai played with David Lee Roth money, lost love and futile dreams. been demoted. through the set like a battalion of c Bonilla has a strong backing and Whitesnake before his own Her song "Money" discusses the He's now Potato Peeler First headless privates. band with Troy Lucketta (Tesla) on album. Passion and Warfar,e, took superficiality of materialistic Class Hampton. The album's second half . Marc Bonilla's debut album, EE drums and Chris Emerson (ELP) on off. His first album, the disastrous values: "Everybody's got a right 10 His band, the Aquarium Rescue consists mainly of repetitive guitar Ticket puts him on a fast tram to piano, but EE Ticket won't be experimental Flex-able, is too be/What they want/All they want Unit, has been reduced in rank to solos and incomprehensible nowhere. embarrassing to mention. is/Money, it makes the world go the Jowly Dead Goldfish Removal screeches. If you took guitar ace Joe Even Satriani, who possesses 'round." · $quad. There are only two good things Satriani and split his diverse style of superhuman guitar talent, had to MaHarry is unique in her effon Their self-titled album is a war about this album. The drumming guitar work into individual, one­ sing on his last album. to combine jazz and clusical music zone of conflicting sounds - its of Apt. Q285, who apparently had dimensional Joe Satrianis, one of Instrumental albums are a pretty with a pop atmosphere, but perhaps pseudo-blues are akin to the the good sense not to reveal his them would turn out to be Marc big risk. They get extremely tiring it might now more smoothly for a screams of wounded soldiers. real name for this clunker, stands Bonilla. unless the guitarist has an incredibly more experienced singer. She tries And Hampton's howlings out as the first potential saving Bonilla uses Satriani and Steve diverse playing technique. EE to 18Ckle too many different sounds resemble last rites given by an grace. Val's technique of sampling Ticket is extremely tiring. and can't intertwine them .-my chaplain. And the second? Only the everyday sounds in between, and Bonilla better lay some vocals successfully. All the twanging and soulful pleasant silence at the end or the during, tracks. In its best use, he down on his next album or there MaHarry is an undeniably solid musings on the album seem to be tape. plays a tape of a guitar instructor he ain't much hope for him. Entire songwriter and artist - her nothing more than a canned, War is indeed hell, Col. had when he wu 10, before cuttina instrumental albums don't work painting on the album jacket provt:s poceued blues-spread. Hampton, sir, just like your into "Hurllna Blues to the Sky." unless you're Satriani or Vai, which her creativity. She just sounds: a "Bulcally Frightened," is a six­ newest album. Bonillallicks mainly to 1111tained Bonilla obviously isn't no matter little too "Desperate" to make ~~ minute · exercise in Dis-MISSED! notes and a metlium tempO to define how hard he tried. chans. · overlndulaence. 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B E R M u D A NOW PLAYING '- SPORTS Januar 31 1992 • THE REVIEW • 11

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er f He to shoots .. . junior guard E :~: He scores .. . not at Review sparks men to 10 7th straight win "It makes no God damned sense or •what-so-ever ." II I' -Chuck D By Dan B. Levine When I. accep~ed the position of Managing Editor sports editor of The Review last When the Delaware men's basketball ry ., semester, I looked forward to team met Brooklyn College on Dec. 23, ~ bringing the most comprehensive explosive sixth man Ricky Deadwyler led and action packed sports coverage to the Hens with a game high 19 points in U ofD students. Delaware's 92-74 win. Maybe it was just naivet~ . In the rematch Thesday night at the Field . because it ain't happening. ya House. the Hens offense slumbered through · Football, obviously, is the most a frrst half which saw them shoot only 31 popular and widely followed spon at percent. the U of D. Then comes men's To the credit of Delaware's suffocating basketball, and men's lacrosse is defense, the Hens entered the half with a F,bably a distant third. 27-2llead. , Fourth place? Delaware continued its cold shooting : Managing sports editor Dan B. early in the second half wnen the junior Levine says baseball, but frankly, I guard became a thorn in the Kingsmen's don't give a puck. side for the second Lime in two months. ' The answer is ice hockey. Deadwyler entered the fray and sparked The sports section of The Review the Hens by scoring seven of hi s 10 points does not cover ice hockey, or any in a one minute and 15 second flurry as club spon for that matter. The Delaware broke open a close·game en route traditional philosophy of The to a 66-51 win befo re 1.347 fans. Review, as well as Levine's current "That's my job," said De<~dwyler. "I've stance, is that varsity sports MUST got to boost morale and shoot a couple of come before club teams. three pointers." Since we usually have about a With the win the Hens (14..-3 overall, 4-0 page and a half of space to fill, there North Atlantic Conference)' upped their Is no room to cover all varsity and winning streak to seven games, clinched a club spons. It comes down to winning season for the fifth straight year priorities. and finished th eir recent three game ' People who read The Review homestand with a perfect 3-0 mark. for sports coverage really don 't care "I thought we pl ayed pretty well about men's and women's defensively. It wasn't that we weren 't -~ swimming and diving meets. executing offensively, we had good shots: ' : And if swimming is boring to they just weren 't falling ," said Delaware watch, than it's even more tedious to coach Steve Steinwedel, who became the react. second coach in Hens history to notch I 00 ; No offense to the water people, see DEADWYLER page 12 put it should be a matter of exciting !lJld interesting print. , Take, for example, the following Photos by Maximillian Gretsch ~cerpt from an article printed last (Left) Junior guard Kevin Blackhurst lofts an off-balance shot during the first half of Delaware's 66· Friday about a swim meet versus 51 win over Brooklyn College Tuesday at the Field House. (Above) Junior guard Anthony Wright jl'owson State University. (32) battles for a loose ball during the Hens seventh straight victory Tuesday. 1 "Junior Chris Helondovitch, )"ho competed in the 200-yard freestyle for only the second time this season, had no trouble outdistancing the field with a .'159.91 clocking" NAC Men's Basketball · What more can you say about a Delaware 66 Brooklyn 51 swimming race? It may be fun to Standings Brooklyn 51 . as of jan. 30, 1992 compete, but water spoilS sure as Entw istle 4-8, 2·3, 10, Gordon 2·6, 3·4, 7, Solis 4·6, 4·5, 12. Birmin shiUTl 7· 13, 0.0, 15, hell make boring print. People just Bickham2·2, ().0, 4, Davis ().0, ().0, 0, Sigler 1-1, 1·4, 3 , Brooks 0·0, 0.0, 0, Smilh 0·1 , 0·1 , 0. Team Won Lost t!on't care. Tolals: 20.37,1().17. Delaware 4 0 As cruel as it may sound, the Delaware 66 New Hampshire 4 1 same can basically be said for Coles 5·12, 4·4, 14, Wrigh t 3·9, 0·1, 6, Dunkley 5·7, t ·2, 11 , Peorl 3·5, 2-2, 8, Murray 1·8, fo. Drexel 3 1 &. 8, Jackson ().0, ().0, 0, Blockhurst 1-4, 1·2, 3, Deadwyler 4·8, 0·0. 10, Johnson (). 1, 0·0, 0, softball, track and field, cross MontgorTM!f'( 2 -3, 2·5, 6 . Totals: 24-57, 16·22 . Vermont 2 3 country, teMis, volleyball and golf. Maine 2 3 Halftime: Delaware 27·21. Three-pc:inLS goals: Brooklyn 1·2 (Birmingham 1·1. Gordon 0· 1) It all comes down to one Delaware2·12 iO..dwylcr 2-4, Coles 0·2, Wright 0·1, Peorl 0-1, Murray0.3, Blackh urst 0· 1). Boston Univ. 2 question: Does the newspaper have Fouled out: Brooklyn Solis. Rebounds: Brooklyn 29 (B ic kh~m . Entwistle S) Delaware 28 Hartford 1 3 (Dunkley 7). AsJists:-llam 41 Delaware 12 (Wright 3) . Total louis: Brooklyn a responsibility to only cover varsity Northeastern 0 4 sports equally, or should we take 21 , Delaw.~re 17. "'' 1,347. reader's interest into account first? · The Review is not supposed to be used as a publicity pamphlet for the university. As the second largest newspaper in the state, it is important that we provide interesting coverage of sports people care about. Like hockey. I understand the point that if we cover hockey, we also have to write about equestrian, rugby, crew and every one of the 12 non-varsity sports. But I don't agree with it. Pogue sprints back on track The Hens' ice hockey squad plays a complete schedule featuring several varsity Division I opponents. Senior Connie Pogue returns from knee surgery to bolster team speed Because the team is not financially backed by the university athletic In addition, she possesses the Hens outdoor department, it carries the "club" By jason Sean Garber Sports Editor records in the 200-meter and 400-meter races label. times of 24.8 and 57.30 respectively. By not covering hockey, The Baseball Hall-of-Farner Jim Palmer tried it "It felt as if I would never run and failed . Philadelphia 76ers center Jeff Pogue's track chronicle began in her Review is making a decision based hometown of Albany, N.Y. where she said she on a university athletic department Ruland waited five years for it. Boxing and being on crutches all the time. eating great George Foreman did il 'with a did not initiate her track metier until her financial policy. Why should dollar The hardest part was the freshman year in high school. signs decide what we cover? couple of extra pounds. Now, eight months after tearing cartilage in rehab. I had to walk while "In middle school we used to run in gym People want detailed and and the track coach from tl-a! high school insightful football articles, and we her right icnee, Delaware senior sprinter everyone else was running." Connie Pogue is trying to make her own came down and said I had good form," Pogue supply it. People want the same for said. "I didn't think twice about it. But then hockey, and we look the other way. comeback. - Connie Pogue my friends joined, so I did. They soon quit, Covering club sports will cut "I was doing lunges with too much weight Senior track and field sprinter speaking of and [the cartilage) popped," said Pogue. "I but I started winning and lliked it, so 1 kept it down, not eliminate, Jess popular · her comeback from a knee injury. kept rwming for a while, but it kept swelling up." teams from our paper. We still have In her free time, Pogue, a sociology major, a responsibility to write about all up. So in February ( 1991) 1 had surgery." While most athletes fear they will never works at the Newark Day Nursery, where she varsity squads, but not detailed looks after young children. . accounts of every single swim race return to full strength, Pogue should have been in "Profiles in Courage" for her bravery "I love kids. I love teaching [the children! and track meet. injury, which causes problems in some how to do things. In the begiMing they are during her recovery. Instead of debating whether or workouts. But she is still able to qualify in the "It was bad but I knew I could comeback. I pretty helpless, but by the end cf year they not a club is varsity, the sports conference championships in three weeks," are talking and walking," Pogue said. didn't have to have the surgery. I just would department should be working Dendy said. Her love for teaching even extends to towards one goal: the best sports not have imprdved and would have had to Thus far, Pogue's comeback has been a stop running anyway," she said. track . coverage possible. success. She ha s teamed with freshman "(CoiUliel helped me out a lot. She pulls But I could list every reason in After her operation, Pogue remained on Denise Pcchillo and seniors Dionne Jones and crutches and rehabilitated the 'knee until me J,hrough the races telling me to stick with the book (and there are many) why Robyn Neely to claim the Delaware season her," said Pcchillo. "She helps out by leading hockey should be covered, and it September, when she began to run again. record in the 1,600-mcter relay with a time of "It felt as if I would never run, being on us. She makes sure we are all doing what we wouldn't make a difference. But four minutes, six seconds and nine are suwosed to be doing." with two and a half years on staff to crutches alJ the time," Pogue said: "The hWldredths. hardest part was the rehab. I had to walk Even with Pogue's knee troubles, she go, times will be a chang in'. In 1990, Pogue captured frrst place at the remains optimistic and upbeat about running. while everyone else was running. I had to It's time to lake The Review East Coast Conference Indoor Championships "Running pays off," she said. "You work out of the ice ages, and into a new fitarl all over." in the 440-yard run with a time of 54.46 and "Connie has determination and transfers so hard in practice. Each time you run if you generatiOD of spons coverage. was a member of the winning mile relay break time you get so excited. That is the best the enthusiasm to her teammates," said team. In the outdoor meet she won the 400· Muimlliln Qelsdt Delaware sprint coach Terri Dendy. feeling. I still have to get back to where I was JcJf Pttulmon is a sports editor of meter race in 57.30 as well as taking pan in before the surgery." Senior Connie Pogue is seen above rehabllitatJna The Review "She's coming over shin splits and a knee the title-winning 40D-metcr relay squad. her injured right knee. 12 • THE REVIEW • January 31, 1992

~ilments and injuries can't stop Adams .Sophomore Travis Adams overcomes physical obstacles to reclaim distance running promise By Jeff Pearlman He misses two weeks of action. "If Travis comes back to where he know how long I could hold it." $Pam Edi tor •November 1991-The nightmare was before cross county," said Fischer, With the experience of his first ' Travis Adams can't get a break. continues as Adams has a benign "he could be a top five runner in the collegiate track race behind him, last , But that's about the only thing the lymph node removed from left arm . He conference. He's not only dedicated to Sunday Adams improved his 5,000- $ophomore track and cross country is out of action for a week. gcuing back to where he was before, meter time to 16:04 in his second standout has not been inflicted with "When you Cion 't have something but better." home meet. <,)Ver the past two years. and it's taken away from you," said On Jan . 19, Adams returned to the Now Adams is back, and expects to · It all started in November 1990, Adams, "you want it back a lot more. world of Division I athletics. Fischer stay a while. When Adams turned his ankle a week My desire is back." entered Adams in the second heat of "Being away made me realize I before the Delaware cross country Travis Adams is a case of running the 5,000-meter run in an eight-team missed it and what I had to do to get feam was to race in the East Coast extremes. After missing only six days home meet. back," he said. "I haven't been this ~onference Championships. Adams, of training for the first eight months of Fischer wanted Adams to run the focussed since freshman year. That's o/hO was named the team's co-rookie 1990, he became a classic example of first 3,000-meters hard and eventually what's good, just the focus." of the year, competed but was unable Murphy's Law: what could go wrong, drop out. Adams would have none of RUNNERS LOG-Last Sunday, t'o fi nish the six-mile course. went wrong. that. the men's indoor track and field team · What followed was a year-long saga "For a while I missed running,,:: "I knew if I was near the front I was captured six first place finishes to win l)lat could be called a "Travis-ty." Adams said. "Then I just got to a point going to keep going/' said Adams, a six-team home meet. The victorious ' •December 1990-Adams is where I really didn't care. I was just who stayed near the back of the pack Hens were paced by wins by Mark diagnosed with tendinitis in his right out of it. for the first three loops of the 25-lap Fields in the 200-meters, Steve ankle, and around Christmas has his "But it comes back to you. After race. "It was too bunched up in the Argentiero in the 1,000-meters, Bob appendix removed. He missed the you're away from it a while you start back, too many people." Bechtold in the high jump, Rob spring track season. to miss it. It's too easy to miss three For a runner who is accustomed to Graham in the long jump. Delaware •May-August 1991-Adams runs and four and five days in a row. You being in front, hanging ncar the back also won both the 1,600- and 3,200- between 50 and 60 miles a week can't train like that." of the pack is a difficult task. meter relays. comfortably. Now with two months of solid Adams bursted ahead on the fifth The women's squad placed second •September 1991-After taking di:>tance training behind him, Adams is lap and took second place, a spot he out of eight teams in a home meet Accutane medication for acne back on track. held for the next four loops. Fatigue Sunday. Jill Ribleu set a school indoor treatment, Adams loses energy due to When Delaware men's cross country cveptually settled in and Adams settled record in the 1,000-meter run with a side effects. In a cross country time and track and field coach Jim Fischer for seventh place. It was far from a time of 3:00.8, breaking the previous trial, he fails to break 18 minutes for recruited Adams out of Lancaster (Pa.) disappointment. mark of 3:01 .81 set by Nori Wilson three miles. Because of medication, High School two years ago, he thought "I just wanted to get my pace and seven years ago. Winners for the Hens Adams sits out the season. the Hens added a runner who could run even paced laps," said Adams, who were Pauline Dargis in the long jump •October 1991-He suffers an help lead an improving running finished in 16 minutes and 19 seconds, and Stacey Price in the shot put. Maximlllian Gretscf$ ' infection in his right ear and both eyes. program to prominence. Fischer still not a far' cry from his personal best of Both teams travel to Princton today Sophomore Travis Adams ran a 16:04 i~ ; Adams is also inflicted with bronchitis. believes in Adams. 15:49. "I was nervous because I didn't to compete in the Princeton Relays. the 5,000-meter run last Sunday. Deadwyler paces ·men On Deck Tonight continued from page 11 inany baskets coming via the dunk. Less Lhan 24 hours later, the Hens Women's basketball vs. Vermont, 7:00p.m. wins last Friday against Boston took to the floor to face another new The Hens take on the 15-0 Catamounts, currently ' University. NAC foe, Northeastern University. Delaware's aggressive man-to-man · The Huskies collapsing defense the only unbeaten team in Division I women's defense forced 27 Brooklyn turnovers, combined with poor Delaware basketball. including 14 steals, and held high shooting caused much suspense scoring Kingsmen (5-11) center among the 1,829 at the Field House. Men's indoor track and field at Princeton Relays. Rafael Solis to a quiet 12 points. But Coles' 16 rebounds, including "If you can't score or keep the ball, two crucial boards in the final 30 you've got to stop them from seconds, preserved the Hens' 65-63 Tomorrow scoring," said Hens senior guard Mark win. Murray. "lf we were playing like we were Men's basketball at Vermont, 1 :00 p.m. "After a while, we just wanted to against Boston University every game, Women's basketball vs. Hartford, 2:00 p.m. turn the defense up to speed the game I'd be concerned that maybe we'd be up," he said. peaking too early," Steinwedel said, Men's and women's swimming and diving vs. Senior forward Alex Coles led following Tuesday's win. Villanova, 1:00 p.m. Delaware with 14 points while junior Stcinwedel and his team will be center Spencer Dunkley added 11 plenty busy this weekend as they go Men's indoor track and field at Princeton Relays. points and seven rebounds. on the road to face NAC rivals, the The Hens gave Steinwcdel his University of Vermont on Saturday milestone Friday with an impressive and the University of Hartford on Sunday 93-57 spanking of the Terriers before Sunday. a crowd of 2,10 I. The Hens will contend with a pair Men's and Women's indoor track and field at The 13th largest crowd in Field. of powerful centers this weekend as Princeton Relays. House history was treated to a ncar Catamount's six-foot six leaper Kevin flawless performance as the Hens had Roberson (17.4 points per game) and Men's basketball at Hartford, 2:00 p.m. all aspects of their'game clicldng. Hawks center and NAC Player of the The defense held Boston Week Vinnie Baker (26.9 points per University's offense to a paltry 35 game) will battle in the paint with percent shooting, while Delaware's Dunkley and company. : If

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