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i Tears A NO-HIT GAME IS ONLY ONE DAY’S WORK Dog Groom’s fi ■* rants; 1 wadding COBS DEPENDING So , Bought on Payments, Goes to Browns as Bargain FAVOR LEAVING EL i-'\ Ellen ON ALEC’S ARM T. LEAGUE held U.* OF / j wrec Deer r bride Time Por. Grover Cleveland Alex- 7 dog COR NEXT" \ 00*»T » Valley Superintendents moutmui in me •IPAVMEMT.' WjOW WKV 1 ne jaws held; ander to Play Big Pass Resolution; To the cloth did n L > J Took. Tu>« flAT result almost | entire Part in Results Act Next Month the leg eering’s natty trousers u i' gray ff. He sped — off to a tailor for repairs, while the (Special to The Herald.) best man informed Miss Curtis of the E. BROWN By NORMAN DONNA, Texas, Jan. 20.—Valley reason for the delay. She waited pa- written, since Considerable has been school superintendents at a meeting tiently until Mr. Deering got back. of Joe as the appointhient McCarthy here Monday night passed a resolution the of the Cubs, regarding that it was the sense of the meeting WASHINGTON—A Slight indisposi- Irish gentleman’s plans for the coming that the schools of the Valley withdraw tion of Mrs. Coo'lidge kept the presi- season. from the Interscholastic League of the dent from church. the Much time has been given to University of Texas, and form, an in- for shortstopping problem, the search dependent league to be composed of someone to fill the shoes of Charley Valley schools. Hollocher. Final action on the matter i# expect- The scouts have made diligent efforts ed to be taken at the next meeting of to find a youngster or two who may the superintendents, as several of those possibly, in the not far distant future, v; in attendance at the Monday night club favor- add some batting strength to the meeting expressed themselves as ’n white bought —which finished last or close to it The ing holding up final action until their that branch of the game last season. Him on the. mmLMBiT plan local school boards are consulted. v ^ The pitching problem of Joseph and However, most of the superintendents his judgment pertaining to same was at the meeting said that they could thrust into the limelight by the drop- voice the opinion of their boards, and the ping of Vic Keen, a member of the TKE SNtFTfcR.” there is little question but that powerful staff of 1924. Itarow 'e*\ Valley will withdraw from the state But after all the excitement concern- TKE KA&DER association. ing these various angles of the team Valley schools will probably take they're Kit Interscholastic and its prospects has died down. it part in the University might be well to discuss Mr. Grover league meetings this year, although a Cleveland Alexander. plan was adopted at the meeting of will For, when all is said and done, the superintendents here whereby it a success or failure of the Cubs in the not be necessary to send such large of to the district meet number » 1926 race will depend considerably, up- pupils # This Is to hold a on the good right arm and calm and at Kingsville. plan the collected personality of Alec the Great. district meet in the Valley between McK’Y and let DR. MARY S. Alec is a Hurling stall winners in the county meets, the winners of that meet go to the dis- of Gives? Vou If Big Alec’s arm carries the cun- Physician Osteopathy trict at Kingsville. — ning in the coming campaign that it gathering And —- is from the confidence carried last season and an The Valley withdrawing appreciable conscious we are of Interscholastic league because of the Auto-Hemic Therapy our improvement in the offensive strength HOWskin! Even one little pimple action of the league in combining this 1205^ of the club is perfected, the team will Washington Phone 170 or blackhead will so embarrass us section with a large number of other land much higher than it did last sea- that we want to hide right away. I# counties into one district and making son. —-- And If Alec does find the going tough —-w — ... eczema, boils, blotches and THE the district meetings too far away for —and he cannot go on forever—what- rashes! Why, these awful things children to be able to to ever other improvements made will be OW^GC Valley go simply destroy all our ambition! them. But what confidence nullified. For Alexander, right, is a UNIFORMS WILL we hare in Ca| ke. apparently The discussed build- ourselves if sizable pitching staff in himself. r** «GLP »VlVL superintendents our skin is clear and lost ml n*s ings and the of buildings to unblemished—free from any Last year with a team that had no cunning adapting erup- — the school high tions or breaking out! A clear skin offensive strength and lacked defen- needs, especially junior I___r school buildings. is one of the greatest possessions sive strength at times, the veteran A committee of in the world—and it is so easy to hurler won composed Superinten- 15 games and lost 11 games. had established themselves as great have it. All that is dent Tumlinson of Raymondville, Super- necessary is to This with a last place club. their no-hit Rob- our full of pitehers before games. intendent J. Lee of Pharr- keep systems rich, red, He into HOW ROBERTSON BOX SCORE OF Stambough broke 32 games—and he work- ertson from the bushes to the pure blood. S. S. S. helps Nature stepped San Juan, and Superintendent Thomas ed through the entire game in 20 of build this blood. And the impuri- BAFFFLED TIGERS ranks of these men. NO-HIT GAME J. Yoe of Brownsville representing Wil- the 32 appearances. And in not one of ties that cause these so-called skin Back in 1870 G. W. Bradley of St. lacy, Hidalgo and Cameron counties, he won re- disorders are driven out the 15 games that was he First Inning—Blue struck out. Louis had amazed the old National lea- Chicago A R H O A right of respectively, was appointed at the meet- lieved in the late ss ...4 0 1 0 0 the system. innings. Cutshaw to Collins. Mc- with a no-hit Ten lat- Mulligan, popped gue game. years ing to make plans for the 1927 teach- If want the kind of He a total of £r{6 and McClellan 3 ....3 0 1 1 3 you skin that pitched innings Clellan threw out Cobb. er and within five of each days other, ers’ institute, to be held this fall at men and a total of 4 captivates compels the ad- yielded but 29 passes. Look- Second Inning—Mostil caught J. L. Riehmon of Worcester and J. M. Collins, 2 .3 0 l 3 Harlingen. miration of other women, Just re- ing down the list of bases on balls is- drive. un- Hooper, rf ....3 1 0 3 0 Veach’s long Hooper got Ward of Providence pitched such con- member that you can’t have It if sued by the leading one fails Mostil. If .4 113 0 der Heilm'ann’s fly. Hooper caught tests. Richmond’s came on June 12 and your blood is impoverished. But, to find a record as 0 0 impressive. He line drive. on Struck, cf .3 0 0 Wife Accuses Husband Jones’ W’ard’s June 17. The of just build red-blood-cellB In your struck out a total of 63 men. 1 4 0 2 0 0 question how to get Third Inning—Collins caught But never since then has a Nation- Sheeley blood with S. S. S. and your dream Three of his 16 victories were c 17 1- Of an Plot' the best work of the least scored Rigney’s pop fly. Manion fouled to al league turned the trick. Schalk, .4 0 insanity of a soft, rosy, velvet skin, clear of at the of 0 0 1 expense the Pittsburgh Pi- Schalk. Pillette was easy for Mc- Yes, it was some feat for a rookie Robertson, p ...4 0 money can be solved if you blemishes, will be re- rates, then hammering their to the alized. Then notice way Clellan and Sheeley. hurler. The first thought of the base- LONDON—Mrs. Olivia Phyllis Mart, entrust us to do your work 8 the difference in pennant. Grover lost but one battle Fourth struck out. was as Totals ..32 2 7 27 the Inning—Blue ball world that this lad loomed of Cardiff, caused the hearing of her on any kind of a that ■With the team. job way you feel. Pittsburgh He licked Cutshaw lined to Collins. Cobb a future great. A study of his work Detroit A R H O A husband’s divorce suit to be suspended calls for sheet metal. S. S. S. has the Phillies three out of four games, flied Mostil. the indicated he proven to next two years might Blue. 1 3 0 0 11 3 by charges that he had tried to “rail- took two out of three from for generations that the Robins Fifth Inning—Veach lined to live to their He won 0 3 up expectations. Cutshaw, 2 ....3 0 2 road” her into an asylum for the in- it Nature build and broke even with helps the Braves in six Robertson tossed out Heil- 14 and lost 15 with a ball 0 Brownsville Sheet Hooper. games losing Cobb, cf .3 0 0 1 sane in order to get rid of her. In this the red blood that makes beau- battles. rich, mann. McClellan caught Jones’ club that season and won 13 the follow- Veaoh, If .3 0 0 2 0 “insanity plot,” she asserted. Mart, a Metal tiful skin and healthy bodies. Let Giants foul Works Halted Alec fly. ing year. Heilmann, rf ...3 0 0 2 0 wealthy accountant, had had the help S. S. S. prove it for you. The Giants and Cardinals were the Sixth Inning—Rigney fouled out But in 1924 he apparently lost all Jones, 3 .3 0 0 1 5 of two physicians who knew her to be Get S. S. S. from any drug store. clubs to get the on him. Both out ss 1 And the bottle. It’S more only edge to Sheeley. Collins threw his cunning. Or perhaps fame had Rigney .2 0 0 2 quite sane. “As soon as this case is a get larger beat him twice while Try Herald Classified Ad economical. losing once to Manion. Pillette fanned. come too quickly and had given him Manion, c .3 0 0 7 1 over,” she declared, “I am going to . him. ’! Seventh Inning—Collins threw the wrong conception of the endeavor Pillette. p ...... 2 0 0 0 3 take action against both of these physi- Alexander himself has confidence out Blue. McClellan heaved out success demands. Whatever the case, Clark .1 0 0 0 0 cians.” The court held that her charg- that he will be at the going along same Cutshaw. Cobb struck out. Robertson won but four games In 1924 Bassler .1 0 0 0 0 es merited a thorough investigation. old gait next season. After enjoying Eighth Inning—Veach was called and lost 10. himself for three months hunting and out on strikes. Sheeley camped Last year, despite the improved con- Totals .27 0 0 27 16 ‘BAD MONEY’ CIRCULATING &. P. O. Elks roaming around his home at St. Paul, under Heilmann’s foul fly. Col- dition of the ball club under Eddie Clark batted for Rigney in ninth SAN ANGELO. Texas, Jan. 20.— Alexander returned to Chicago recently lins threw out Jones. Collins’ regime, Charlie failed to do Bassler batted for Pillette in Spurious “silver” dollars are in cir- and started his “spring training.” Ninth Inning—Clark batted for anything. The final averages gave him the ninth. culation in San Angelo. G. H. Terral, This consists of bowling regularly Rigney. Clark struck out. Manion just eight victories and 12 defeats. Error—Blue. Two-base hits— local grocer and second cousin of Tom J. - three or four times a week for until he re- flied to Collins. Bassler batted So now we find this same hurler who Mulligan, Sheeley. Sacrifice hits Terral, Arkansas executive, got one of CHARITY CIRCUS for actual ports workouts with the Pillette. Bassler fouled to Mostil rode the crest three years ago, sold to —McClellan, Collins, Strunk. Left them in trade. Molding on the money team. He is a firm believer in bowl- the St. Louis Browns at the waiver on bases—Chicago 8. Bases on is bad but sufficiently good to pass ing as a conditioning stunt for a lad who baffled the best in balls—off Pillette 2. Struck out— observation. AUTO SHOW pitch- By NORMAN E. BROWN prfce; this slight er. He believes the exercise strength- the of Pillette 5, Robertson 6. Um- On the 30th of 1922—many a early days 1922, passed up by by At Texas ens arm April, Mercedes, the and the fingers but seven clubs as not a ad- Nallin and Evans. Time 1:55. CHEATS DEATH 51 YEARS slowly man is now alive who remembers that being valuable pires ■urely. One result of this training is dition to their staff. ■ famous day and Robert- MONMOUTH, Eng—Mrs. Elizabeth that he does not year—Charley have to work a “kink” who celebrated her 101st birth- 18—BIG CIRCUS ACTS—18 son, Texas boy, youthful pitcher with All of which seems just simple proof The war his for a Dibdin, tout of his arm after the first few interrupted hurling days in was told when 50 I the , joined the oth- of the moral that a no-hit game lasts while and when he did not report to day good health, of warming tip next spring. er five immortals who had pitched a just one afternoon and counts for just the Sox they decided he wouldn’t do years old that she could not live more no-hit, no-run, no-man-reach-first one victory in the records. And the and sent him to When he than six months. POISON CANDY MYSTERY Minneapolis. game. main idea in pitching, after all, is to finally delivered there the Sox paid LEEDS, Eng.—The of John 4-Four acquittal at all stfar^nyg A few from the pitch just efficiently enough the $1,750 for him. Days-4 Roberts on a charge of days up Minneapolis sending poison times to a reason- club of the American Association this give the home team Now the Browns get him at a bar- INSURANCE AND LOANS candy to his wife has turned the case lad faced the able chance to win. gain. It may be that will into a mystery on which many detec- ball-murdering Tigers, WENTZ & HUGHSTON 22 to 26 (Cobb, Heilmann, Veach, et al) and Robertson’s feat brought to light the make a real pitcher out of him. It may District January tives are working. Agents figuratively wound the ball around their fact that the Sox had bought him on be, too, that Charlie, with his dander necks. the installment up, may try to prove that Owner Com- Southland Life Insurance plan. EVERY • him The two men who had accomplished The Sox found him pitching for the iskey made a mistake when he put Company ADMISSION 50c the feat in the American to Sherman, Texas, club of the Western on the remnant table. For, as far as BODY league up Of Dallas, Texas that were Addie and Association in 1917. to service is concerned, Charlie hadn't day Joss Cy They agreed Offices: For Colds 29 WELCOME Young—Young in 1904 and Joss in 1908. pay $2,000 for him, $250 down and the ought to be very soiled. He’s only Matinee Sat., Jan. 23 SOS New State National Bank Bldg These men had won fame and glory— rest if he fit when they got him home. and four years old as a big leaguer. Brownsville, Texas—Phone 18S Qrlp, 515 North Sam Houston Blve. BOBBED HAIRED BANDIT San Benito, Texas—Phone 26 PHARR-SAN TAX Reliable wanted in Cameror JUAN IS | * * * CORPORATION Agents Influ- and Willacy Counties VICTOR OVER DONNA ‘BAWLS OUT’ VICTIMS AS INCREASEAPPROVED * * * ■"" | 1 PHARR. Texas. T Tn one of ONLY IS DISGORGED (Bv The Associated Press.) $31 increase Ihe hottest game' ; e >1.. ed between WASHINGTON, Jan. 20.—An THE tax from 12 1-2 BEWARE the two teams, the Pharr-San Juan in the corporation per Humble The on all levies cagers nosed out Donna 19 to 11 in the (Bv Associated Press.) cent to 13 1-2 percent paid becomes last minute of play. This was the first* NEW YORK. N. Y., Jan. 20.—An after the pending revenue bill robber Tues- the senate game of the season for the teams. The armed bobbed haired girl law was approved Tuesday by in Pharr-San Juan capers have won the day held up two taxicab drivers' finance committee. Gasoline two seasons in .succP'"lon. The Brooklyn, and waxed sarcastic when cup 41 is an efficient motor fuel. It Pharr-San Juan high school girls* bas- she obtained only $J1. She was ac- MEHLHORN “JOSHING” men. I does its work in such a companied by two way ketball team defeated the girls at Don- SAN ANTONIO—Wild Mehlhorn pill more na 19 to 8. The Donna showed *‘You ought to have more dough,” lead to seri* that you get miles per girl' is out with a plea that he didn't think Persistent coughs and colds Service Tnttnftpce some but we-o » }n sh® said when she scanned the amount now with than from good points, Bobby Cruickshank could hear those ous trouble. You can stop them gallon ordinary p /> * the Pharr ed of change the taxi men produced. that the lead and J playful remarks that cost Bobby $1,500 Creomulsion, an emulsified creosote gasoline. TOT JOUt L&t and goui ng. for to take. Creomulsion is a new superior passing | and a golf championship, and as is pleasant Carl is of the CAT, SKID, 2 DEATHS with two*fold it Specifications against which Notley captain boys’ asking an official what he knew about medical discovery action; and Alice Clark of the team. his car and heals the inflamed membranes our refineries manufacture are team girls’ GLENCOE, 111.—Swerving to machinery, Bill was simply joshing soothes inhibits avoid a cat, J. R. Matson and his wife about efforts to move an automobile and germ growth. higher than Government stand- were the on ice d( all known creosote is recog- killed, auto skidding that was in the way. drugs, and Humble Gasoline to Beat one ards, 1926 Building and a nized by high medical authorities as hitting telegraph post. meets every of a of the healing agencies for persis- requirement Last Year, Says NEW CORK “SMOGGY” greatest fuel for motor—vol- Speaker FIGHT SEA FOR HOMES tent coughs and colds and other forms of good your com- has found Serious illness and NEW YORK—Ellis Searles throat troubles. Creomulsion contains, in atility, power, and freedom an (By The Associated Press.) SHOREHAM, Eng.—Three hundred weather in New York like that in In- plications often follow addition to creosote, other healing ele- from foreign substances and NEW ORLEANS, La., Jan. 20.—Al- residents are building a concrete wall we call it Cold. Check it; dianapolis. “Out home smog.” ments which soothe and heal the infected ordinary totalled to save their homes corrosive materials. though construction in 1925 from the sea, he says. “It isn’t all smoke and it and j use the Safe membranes and stop the irritation old Reliable, six billion dollars, 192G will which has encroached to main street. of the more than isn’t all fog. It’s both.” Much inflammation, while the creosote goes on Humble Oil & Co. and Proven Remedy, “Lax- in the of Refining be the “biggest year history smog is from bituminous coal. to the stomach, is absorbed into the blood, ^ G. Edwards MARY GARDEN ative BROMO QUININE.” our business,’* Charles TO RADIO attacks the seat of the trouble and checks of the The First and Original Cold New York, retiring president NEW YORK—Better tune in on WJZ CHINESE BODIES HOME the growth of the germs. of Real Estate and Grip Tablet. Proven National Association and allied stations at 9:15 p. m. Feb- CHICAGO—Bodies of 412 Chinese, Creomulsion is guaranteed satisfac- the Jityfe for more than a Quar- Boards, told delegates attending ruary l. Mary Garden is to make her some interred for ten years have been tory in the treatment of persistent conference here today. debut before the assembled from all over the coun- asthma, ter of a * mid-winter “mike.” here coughs, and colds, bronchial Century* men been I He declared real estate had ____ try and sent to China at a cost of $15.- bronchitis and other forms of respira- v bears this signature doing their post-war duty in helping REDS COST MILLIONS 000 or more to please the Chinese god. tory diseases, and is excellent for build- for the na- or flu. provide necessary housing CAPETOWN—Nationalist leaders de- ing up the system after colds tion’s population. “Real estate is a clare that labor troubles incited by COUNTESS SALM FIGHT FAN Money refunded if any cough or odd is commodity in which there should be no i communists in South Africa have cost WEST PALM BEACH—Countess Salm not relieved after taking according to Creo- Price 80c. speculation,” he added, deploring 'land various inlustries more than $100,000,- is now a fight fan. 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