Friday 4pril 14, 1989 Vol. 81 No. 37
Parking Problems Explained
by Brett Baden there, it'sjust not centrally located; a person will ha\e to walk a bit. ContnOul1ng Wnter The erection of a parking garage has been considered as a means to provide centrally located parking. This was Twenty years ago freshmen were not allowed to have last considered in 1986. but the findings of those who automobiles while attending Montana State University. re,·iewed the proposal indicated that such construction This regulation was so well-liked by the underclassmen would be incredibly expensive. 1982 estimates list the cost that they made it impossible to enforce. These days eve of a parking stall at $250 per stall, including pavement, ryone may have a car on campus if they don't mind paint, concrete, etc. Cost for a stall in a parking garage walking from distant parking lots. would be $5,300; about 20 times that of a regular stall. It should only take ten minutes, maximum. to walk in This just isn't economically feasible wilh the present from the most outlying lots; but this does not seem to fit budget of MSU parking today. into some students' fashion sense: wearing loafers and a Students pay $8 per year and faculty pay $16 for leather jacket at 20 below in a blizzard. Thus, many parking permits: fees much lower than most in other drivers park illegally, and while some get away with it, areas, Wortman said. Total revenue for registration is others have been fined as much as $300 - $400 per year approximately $75,000 and about $79.000 per year is according to Don Wonman, Manager of Safety and brought in through parking tickets. This money can only Secunty. Handicap zones are also frequently violated, be used in relation to parking: maintenance of stalls. Wortman observed, which makes it that much harder on snow removal, sign repair. and cleaning. The money those who really need to park near their destination. In brought in also pays the salary of a single parking-ticket the winter this problem becomes acute, when temporary officer. and 5% of regular campus police officers' salaries. handicaps due to injuries from winter sports necessitate Other solutions to the dispersed parking situation more parking be provided for those who need it. include a plan discussed in 1986 wherein there would be There are about 4,800 parking stalls on the MSU certain parking slots that would be reserved for a special campus. If this seems disproportionate to what one sees fee throughout the year. The cost for such a plan would around campus. 11 reaJly isn't; in the parking lot just south be significant. At the time the proposal was considered, of the Student Union Building there are 150 spaces, and ASMSU rejected it as ''elitist." Another opti on that the lot across Grant Street from the SUB contains 416 hasn't seemed to receive much attention is that of under 5lalls. Parking permits sold by MSU, however, far exceed ground parking which benefits automobiles in cold the available space. On average there are 8,700 JX:rmits weather as well as improving the campus scenery. sold in a year as compared with the 4,800 available The new environment on campus is very important to spaces. the powers that be and no new plans for increased park ing areas appear to be in the works. Craig Roloff, Asso ciate Director of Administration, expects that in the The environment on campus is future some of the inner lots may be decreased or alto to the powers that gether removed, moving more parking into the fi...,e and very important ten minute ''walk-in" zones in order to greater beautify be and no new plans for the campus. Some streets such as Eleventh and Grant increased parking appear to be have a reas where parking has been removed due to another significant concern: safety. With the high volume in the works. of pedestnan traffic through these areas. parking has been banned in an attempt to better insure the safety of This difference. according to \Vortman, is not so great studenLS walking on campus. as It appears. Besides being a practtce much used at other Parking as it is now presents no real problems for the universities. there are many students. staff and faculty majority of those wishmg to park on campus. There is who ha\e more than one car. Other factors that even out parking available as long as the commuter 1s willing to thlS '\eemingly glaring discrepancy are vanable attend and allows time for making the walk from the parking lot ance (students who buy permiLS and only amend for part 10 class. There is, however, a significant problem in avai l of the year). the buying and selling of cars by students, able parking around the Hannon and Hapner dormito students v.ho live off campus and on, in addition to ries. These are women's dorms and since there isn't ditfering '\chedules that bring students to campus at var- enough parking dose to well Lighted areas around these 100~ lime~ of day. Also it 1s a rare sight to ~e enher the dorms, women coming m late at mght have to walk long lieldhou~e lot or greenhouse lot full at any ume. ~There's distances in the dark to get home. The problem~ involved alwa~~ a parking spot on campus, (111) guarantee you a with this are obviou~ and this is an issue that needs to be place to park on campus." Wortman said. The parking is seriously addressed. "Aha! A space!" 2 Friday. April 14. 1989 EXPONENT
ASUM President under Impeachment by Andy Ma/by MontPIRG. a non-profit, non-partison environ mentally-oriented group which operates at the Universit y of Montcrna, has been the Sl urcc of a recent scandal at U of M involving. among othe.·s. Aaron Alys\\Orlh. ASU\11 President-elect. ivtontPIRG. which stand-:. for 'Montana Public lnteres1 Group·. has heen lobbying for the interests of UM students (at the students' C\.pense) for seYeral years now. It i~ funded by a $2.00 per quarter fee. \\hich is auached to UM students' tuition. When students at Univt:rsity of Montana pay their foes, they fill in a special box if they do NOT want to donate $2.00 to Mont PIRG. This method of funding MontPI RG is known as a nega tive checkoff syste-m. Some controversy arose last quarter which cemcred around the notion of changing Mont Pl RG's negative checkoff S)S.lem to a positive checkoff system. in which c:1se studerts will check a box if they WA 1T to give their $2.00 to the organization. A positive checkoff sys tem was introduced at UM in 1973. but died after only three quarters due to lack of funds . MontPIRG was support b) 10 percent of the UM student population under the po~itive system. Over 60 percent support th1.: group with the negative method. according to Tom Upton. ASMSU President. A petition was circulated around the Missoula campu:, to change Lhe checkoff system. •· 1 would hkc to see people aggres!>ivel) !>Upport MontPIRG instead of passively supporting it,'' commented ;\SUM vice prcs idsnt, Nancy Hiett. Fred Sargeson. Mont Pl RG Chairman, stated that he had accumulated 4.350 signatures from students who support the negative checkoff system, as of March 7. The petition apparently garnered enough signatures to lead ASUM to believe the negative checkoff system was desired by the students. Howe\ier, Aaron Alysv.. ro rth a\legeJI) received informa tion which implied that the petition did not have as many legiti mate signatures as he was led t0 believe. He presented the infor mation at a board of regents meeting. The regents then voted lO reverse the funding system to provide a positive checkoff. accord ing to 1 he Kairnin. UM 's studeru newspaper. Since then. a new petition has been circulated at the Universit' of Montana. It's goal is to hold a rcca\1 elecuon as a means to gCt Alysworth impeached. along with ASUM Vice President-elect Andrew Long. Essentially, it is believed that the two of them went against the wishes of the majority of students when they refused t0 suppon the MontPIRG checkoff sys tem in front of the regents. The petitio~. being circulated by, among others, Mike Mathi son, former director of UM 's Student Legislative Action Center. and MontPIRG Chairman Fred Sargeson, has already gathered 3/4 of the necessary signaLures. If a recall e!ection is called for, the University of Montana may soon be look mg for a new president and vice president of their student se nate. ASUM officials Fred Sargeson and Clay Bushong circulate a petition to recall newly-elected Alvsworth. none Life to Live'_' _____to film at Duke
In J anuary. officials at ABC announced that, after asking students to write an essay why their campuses weighing the efforts of 50 schools to woo the network to would like to host the show. tape episodes of the "One Life to Live .. soap opera on Bondeross said the best essay from the school that had their campuses. they bad chosen -the Durham, North the best setting in which to tape the show would win. Carolina, campus of Duke University. ln early January. the network announced i1 had chosen Duke. said ABC publicist Jason Bonderossat the time. Duke. had proven uself the "perfect'' sett ing for the show. Bondeross praised Duke student Glenn Zellman's However, it turns out Duke was just the first of si;.. essay explaining why his Durham campus would be good "perfect "campuses to allow··one Life to Li ve's'' produc for the show as full of the kind of enthusiasm ABC tion crew to visi t, show officials now confess. wanted. ABC had been turned down by the universities of Duke residents now say the taping, finished in late Maryland. Texas. Oklahoma and Delaware and by Col January, was fun even if ABC's publicists were mislead gate University before Duke officials agreed to host the ing in their selection announcement. show. ·•1t was great," said Duke spokeswoman Melinda " It was my feeling that a soap opera is not the kind of tubbee. "A fow people thought it was disruptive, but thing we want to lend our name to," explained William overall the university's feeling was that the opportunity to Kirwin, Maryland's acLing president. rnke part in a national show was worth it " ABC also asked Colgate officials if it could shoot on Besides the free publicity. Stubbeesaid students earned campus, and then los1 interest after lea ring few students money and experience while ··one Life to Live" crews would be on campus at the time and getting a cold were on campus. shoulder from administr::uors. "About 150 students were hired as extras, and others ·•1t would have been disruptive. It takes so much stuff were hired as production assistants. They got a chance to to film a production," Colgate spokes oman Marian learn something and really get into it," she sajd. "lt was a Blanchard said. "The campus is not very photogenic this lot of fun. I really enjoyed it." time of year either." Others would have enjoyed it, too. "I don't see what's Maxine Levinson, ABC's director of daytime pro the big deal about associating the school with a soap gramming, said her staff also thought about going to opera," said Maryland sophomore Stephanie Krupin other schools after the network's publicity department upon hearing "One Life" had been barred from her Col placed ads in 50 swdent papers nationwide in tovember lege Park campus. "It's just more PR for them." EXPONENT Friday, April 14, 1989 3
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""-"a ron11nu.mon of r~ \f,>nrhl} f1portrnt nt<1l:t.'1JllN J,m&IM\ f ft-95 1 bitop.~t ht-ran... ~·.utlv1~vt1h< f r.1u·r.1u ,11J1kmb<'id\ 4 Friday, April 14. 1989 EXPONENT ~J4~7~~1~Jw;~!.i.i~i~~~~~~~~~~ s10 N. 18th Our Latest Column Bob Simanton and Ted Zeseth the U.S., I put forth the following questions: Was Hazelwood's here in Montana. by harsh treatment from the government (SI million bail, subse I really do believe that subsidizing during a natural or uncon Exponent Columrnsls quently reduced to $25,000) and the press actually warranted? trollable disaster is a humane and imponant aspect of govern and would the public's reaction to his drinking have been as ment, but it should be better-controlled. It is only natural for Hello again. did you miss me? Due to your lack of response to severe if this disaster hadn't reached such cataclysmic production to increase compared to manpoiwer, and for a large Simanron ·Austin Co .. we have decided to discontinue it.s publi proponions? business to be more efficient on a per capita basis than an individ cation. Cena has decided to retire from the advice game for the An esteemed colleague of mine, while reflecting on a particular ual "cottage industry". As technology progresses. the least expe pursuit of family happiness. philosophical topic, put forth the revised opinion that one should rienced, most inefficient industry is forced into something else. In place of the now defunct Simanton Austin Co., or S.A.C.. be judged on the mtention of one's actions, not the consequences This is how competitive capitalism works and it is the price we pay we will run this exciting new column, 510 . 18th. "What does of the actions them elves. That is to say, of course Captain for the inexpensive luxuries. this name mean?" asks the typical. discriminating Exponent Hazelwood should be punished for his lack of judgement in The only option remaining after a government has overstepped reader. getting drunk on the job and shirking his duties as the man in reasonable subsidizing levels and dammed up the economy is to 510 . 18th 1s the address at which Ted and I live, along with a charge. but I find it very difficult to believe that this man was face up to the realization that there will be a disproponionate number of our opinionated friends. Our new column establishes intent on poisoning the entire Alaskan coastline. number of bankruptcies and foreclosures until forces equalize. an open forum which will focus on a news issue that represents a .. He must still be held accountable for his actions!!!", you cry I has spoke. paramount imponancc to us, the writers. with near-religious fervor. My Jim, you are sounding more like an economics major every S.A C. lacked substance. It merely dealt with the petty social To this I agree wholeheartedly. But held accountable within a day. Whatever happened to Engineering? Oh well. it is a moot issues of our time. Cena and I tried in vain to solicit a response rational and just system, not a system where moral judgements on point. Ted and Jim have elaborated on the particular points of the from you. the reading public. o response came. We were forced drinking and an often over-1ealous contingent of environmental topic that interested them. I find myself most concerned with the to write silly letters to ourselves that we then answered. The i ts can cloud the judgement of the officials who now control this actual oil slick and the damage that it inflicted. column caused chuckles and sent out a message or two , but it man's future. Yes, Captain Hazelwood has madea mistake, but it We have hundreds of miles of once pristine shoreline covered lacked the typical controversy that we craved. 510 N. 18th will i just that-a mistake. Let he who has not si nned cast the first with oil and littered with the carcasses of sea otters. It is not a have controversy. lots of controversy. It will also address these pretty sight. Luckily we have the brave environmentalist to come issues in a mature, rational manner, a well-deserved change from to our rescue. They arrive with good intentions and thousands of the typical left-wing rhetoric cluttering this newspaper. rolls of extra absorbent Bounty. In their naivete they expect to Enough introduction. Let's get on to the topic of the week . wipe clean, by hand, hundreds of miles of contaminated coast. Take it away, Ted. Right! These are the same people who attempt to push seven-ton This is it. My fim big break in print journalism. Of course this whales back into the ocean. These people may have noble con means I have absolutely no experience in this field, but Bob has cerns for the "dumb" animals but they fail to show any common informed me that opinion. not experience, is the only prerequisite sense in their actions. I often think that these environmentalists for the job. Fortunately for us, we both happen to possess a would rather swerve and kill a bus load of innocent people in plethora of opinions. Whether or not these opinions prove to be order to spare the life of a rodent that wandered onto the msightful or simply ludicrous depends on you, your particular highway. perspective. but hopefully they will at least spark mterest in some The contaminated water and beaches have engaged the atten of the more pertinent topics of our day. tion of thousands of Americans, all of them crying for action. In I feel it necessary lO recognize Bob's magnamimous generosity response to the demand our national government agreed to send in allowing me to panicipate in this forum. although I suspect the troops to help with the crucial clean-up. One is reminded of the fact that I'm doing most of the typing has something to do with phrase ... It is nm just a job but an adventure." the invitation. Exxon doesn) want to be left out of the fun either. They have Our subject this week is that big, black, blob of oil presently decided to pay for the entire clean-up procedure. Obviously residing on the southeastern Alaska coastline, an environmental Exxon feels that this action will release them from all ethical disaster thl' likes of which has not been seen since the bombing of responsibilities. It might also be polite of them to putsome profit Hiroshima. As most of us know by now, the circumstances into spill prevention so we can l'C spared the embarrassing .. Val surrounding this issue are suspect, to say the least. The scenario dez Oil Di aster Part II ." involves a drunk captain, an inept crew, and an obvious lack of Which of the three is the bigger fool, the environmentalist. the ability on the part of the Exxon Corporation to deal with the government or Exxon? Their antics bring to mind an exchange of situation in an efficient and timely manner. eye-pokes and face slaps between the Three Stooges. The parties Instead of analyzing this incident in terms of fauh. however, involved must quit the blame game and look at the problem our main focus will be on the source of the huge public outcry and stone. objectively. As long as we live in a modem society, loaded with stifflegal penalties which have resulted from the magnitude of this Our "guest opinionist" this week is Jim Watkins, resident every convenience imaginable, there will be industrial accidents. spill, now basically the size of the state of Delaware. boy-genius of 5/0 N 18th and serious competitor for the "most If you ask the average environmentalist if he would give up the When questioned about the cause of the Valdez oil tanker spill. opmionated member of the household". ability to drive his car for the rest of his life in exchange for the Joseph Hazelwood, the captain of the infamous vessel replied. "I O.K. guys, what really concerns me is the dilemna the vital Jives of a few dozen sea otter rodents he would surely choose the think you're looking at him." This admission of guilt, along with Alaskan fishing industry is now faced with, especially in relation driving option, that is if you could get him to answer honestly. the subsequent evidence that Hazelwood had Oeen drinking and to the US. government's role in dealing with the problem. Hopefully Exxon will learn from its mistakes and implement was. indeed, impaired at the time of the accident, sent a shod Well why doesn't the government subsidize the fishing industt} the necessary safeguards for the prevention of future accidents. wave of righteous anger and indignation through many of the like they did the farmers. Then. after a few year.; of over.;ubsidiz The motive may be profit but the results arc the same. It is in the citizens of our .. kinder, gentler nation ... ing this industry and repressing natural economic forces from best interest of the oil companies to engage in a self-regulating Without condoning Captain H37elwood's actions and with a squeezing a small number of inefficient or outdated fisherman process for it will keep the national government from instituting firm belief in the stringent anti-drinking and driving laws here in from the market. we can have the exact same situation as we have nasty regulations and standards. After all it is still a free country. ~ MAKE ~ LOVE '"""''" $10°~hr. Exponent Writer's Meeting Wednesday. April 19. 1989 6:00p.m. Rm. 330 SUB ,~ EXPONENT Friday, April 14, 1989 5 HEADLINES MIKE ROYKO "That's what I like," said Slats Grobnik, with a snort and a snicker. "I like a guy who doesn't make any snap decisions." Who are you talking about? .. Who else? Our new leader, the commander in chief, the great horseshoe player, President Bush." Some Uke It Hot What has brought on your sudden admiration? "Well, !just heard he said the big oil leak in Alaska is the oil company's fault, by Andy Ma/by telephones. but he's going to send in troops to help clean it up anyway." .. Yes, it's me again-from Montana .... I think that is a decision we can all agree on . News Ed1tN "Yes?" "Right, and what I like is he just didn' rush in there with any whatchacallitS." It sounded to me like she's reaJ insecure about the Premature conclusions? Montana State University is plagued by financial prob future of her job. lem~ . or at least that is what we have been hearing in the "'\Vell maybe you can answer a couple of questions.•· newspapers and through word of mouth. "The future of .. No sir, I cannot answer any questions.'" MSU hangs in the balance ... " How many times have you She didn't say why. Was it because Oral Baby was National Columnist heard that? hovering over her.or was it because she is too stupid to Well, I have a solution, and it isn't the sales tax_. realize what's going on at her place of work? First our administration is going to have to be dishon She put me through to somebody else, who wasn\ in "That's right. He took two weeks to think it over. Hedidn' make up his mind est. underhanded, and greedy. I don' think theyll find either. This time the phone tranferred back to the switch right away like I did." that difficult to do. board after twenty rings. You did? Secondly, MSU is going to have to undergo a name ··so-and-so isn't in. it appears." she said ...They're out "Yeah, as soon as it happened, I figured if it is Exxon's boat, and they run it change. The only way to get the public to give the univer to lunch." into some rocks, and it's their oil that's spilling all over the ocean, it's their fault." sity millions of dollars-voluntarily-is 10 name the place I began to wonder if anyone at Oral Robert University I think most people thought that way. after a person. That's what Oral Roberts did. and every bothered to come to work today. "And then when they gave the captain of the ship the old breath test, and they couple of years he asks for millions of dollars-and gets it. '"It's lunchtime and they're out to lunch," she find out he was loaded to the gills, I says, that's it, they're in.trouble. This had to He merely shows his mug on T.V.and spews out some reiterated. be the worst DUI case in history." nonsense about God striking him down. "Everyone?" I snapped. Why the worst? I heard recently that Oral Baby was begging for "Yes. It's lunchtime and they're out to lunch." "Look at it this way. How wide is Chicago?" another $11 million. This guy has some balls! And chan I was waiting w hear the voice announce, "'this is a About ten miles. ces are, hell get it. He already duped students of his recording." "Right. Now, that's how wide the safe route was the boat could go through pathetic university into emptying their pockets at his feet. I was subsequently transferred to the chapel at ORU. and not have to worry about hitting rocks. As wide as Chicago." One sitting netted $8500. Not a big step toward the goal, "Yes?" It would seem like a comfortable leeway. but what the heck? If he can baffle his own students into "Oral?" I said. .. Sure, and remember. if you 're driving down a street and you drift over maybe giving up their hard-earned cash. then he can convince "No, this is so-and-so." two, three feet and cross the center line, and a cop sees you do it, he11 probably anyone. "Oh yeah, so-and-so! I've been trying to find you for pull you over and check you outBut I never heard of anybody being so loaded Oral Baby is one of a kind. Sneaky, dirty. rotten t0 the ten minutes." that they drift from the middle of the city five miles out into the suburbs or the core. Well, I guess not 'one of a kind.'! know plenty of his He informed me that Oral was out to lunch. Of course other way into Lake Michigan. I mean, that thing in Alaska has to be the DUI to kind, but he does have a unique style. he's out to lunch, and so are all them idiots who insist on end all D Uls." First it's, "I gotta come up with $8 million or God's giving the crook money. Of course, you're talking about a ship, not a car. gonna strike me down." Since when did God become so "May I ask what this is referring to?" he said, surpris "Yeah. But a ship has got all that electronic stuff that tells you what direction materialistic? ingly politely. you're going, and how deep the water is, and beepers that go off if you go the "Oh yeah, and I need it by such-and-such d.ate. Hurry Telling the truth had gotten me nowhere with Oral wrong way. My car don't even have a gas gauge that works.,.. now, empty your pockets. God will come to your rescue" Robens; I lied. Nor did Christopher Columbus' ship, now that you mention it. (but not until your check clears). "Well, I'm from our local Campus Crusade for Money, "O. K., so like I said, right after it happened, I figured it was the oil company's Now, old Oral is asking for three million bucks more and I'm wondering if you've raised the $11 million that fault. Especially when I read they didn \have enough equipment to sop up all the than last time. God asked Oral to raise, or if you still need our spilt oil, and they had cut back on the payroll by getting rid of some of their You have to admire a guy who can buUshit his way into donation." spilt-oil experts." large amounts of cash, and I do. So I called Oral Baby to His tone went from polite to pathetic as he made a long A short-sighted move. congratulate him on his wonderful tactic (and of course, sad speech: "Well, we have a long way to go on the goal, .. So I'm waiting for Bush to do something. I mean, this is one of the worst find out how much ofthe$1 l million he's come up with). and would appreciate your donation (I kipda figured). things we've ever done to nature. And we haven' been exactly kind to the birds "Good morning, Oral Robens University ... " Our creditors and vendors will close the ministry if ... " and the bees, and the fish and the flowers. But all he says is something like "ls Oral in?·" I asked. I had thought about telling her I Yeah, yeah. We've heard it a mimon times. "Mmmm, I gotta give this some thought." was Oral Baby's cousin Mickey Gilley, but was afraid "Well how much would you like us to send?" I said, that Mickey might be in Oral's office with him, trying to knowing the sucker believed he would actually see the get his meathooks on some of the cash to re-open his cash. Texas bar. "Gilley's." That would look bad. He answered with the generic Fundamentalist line: "So, I'm waiting for Bush to do something. "I'm rnrry. you will not be able to speak with Mr. "Just talk to the Lord about it and send whatever you Roberts," the operator announced. She sounded per feel good about sending." I mean, this is one of the worst things terbed, like this kind of thing happened all the time. How about nothing. I feel really good about that. What ifl'd needed saving? Let's say I'm some desperate Well, to make a long story somewhat short. I think that we've ever done to nature. And we sinner and I need saved? Just think of what might happen if MSU really wanted money, they'd do as Oral Baby to me if Oral Baby isn \ available to help out? does. He doesn't ask for cash from the state legislature or haven't been exactly kind to the birds I wondered if Oral and Mickey may have gone to the regents, the Feds or through tuition increases; Oral lunch. "ls he in?" I asked. Roberts begs for it. He grovels. He makes up outlandish and the bees, and the fish and the flow "I'm sorry, you will not be able to speak with Mr. st0ries to appeal to the stupidity in people. And he always Roberts. May I ask what this is regarding?" makes the money. ers. What would I say? If I told the truth she'd probably Welcome to Bill Tietz University (formerly MSU), hang up on me. If I lied she'd probably hang up on me. where students are always broke and the mucky-mucks in Oh well. I told the truth. After all. that's what them Tietz Hall (formerly Montana Hall) are always thinking Yes, but an executive has to delegate, look at a problem from all sides, people preach, isn\ it? of new ways to get people to spend millions of dollars on consider his options and find a reasonable course of action. "I'm calling from Montana about the-uh-$11 million them. "Right. Except I keep thinking if a bunch offishermen who probably didn' thing." I can just see the academic catalogue.. finish high school know it's a crisis from day one, and any Eskimo knows it's a "Oh." "BTU can offer you everything you have ever wanted! crisis, and even the sea otters know it's a crisis, why does it take the President two Silence. Tuition is outrageous, we have no sc holarships or grants weeks to figure out it's a crisis and do something?" "Hello?" -only loans, and we have public gatherings where we all I have to assume he was confident the oil company was capable of dealing with Silence. get together and give our pocket change to our hero and the problem. She must have been activating the phone recorder so founder, Bill Tietz. "That figures. You got an oil company that lets some boozer run a ship, and Oral Baby could discover who I am and "deal with me" It would be great! Our legislature wouldn't need to you know reaJ fast it don't have enough equipment to clean up the oil, but you're before I started speaking out in public. argue about the sales tax or other methods to finance the confident they can handle the job. If there's ever a fire in the White House, I hope Finally: "111 connect you with so-and-so." university system. Well maybe they would. but BTU he dials the fire department, and not some pizza joint. .. So-and-so wasn \ in. I hung up and called back. would be self-sufficient. But, as you pointed out, he has finally concluded Exxon must bear all "Oral Roberts Uni,ersity ... "Shesoundea shaken. Had One catch: All us gullible students would be forced to financial responsibility, and he has sent in military personnel to help with the Oral Baby subjected her to torture to find out why I go door-to-door begging for cash. Small price to pay, cleanup. called? though, for a wonderful education. don\ you think? .. Yeah, that's nice. But I wonder if there are any personal-injury lawyers who ... Was it the media?'" l imagined him screaming ... What A BTU, as you all know, is a unit of heat. You may will represent millions of dead fish, sea otters and birds ... d1dyou tdl them? Tell me!!! Now listen here. I don't want know, if you own a gas furnace. how many BTUs )OU are But what would you have had the President do? the media involved in my illicit money-making schemes. getting for your dollar. "I don't know. That's why he's President, and I'm not. But whatever it was, it If the creditors don't shut me down, and if Goo doesn't A unit of heat. And as soon as Bill Tietz reads this, wouldn't have taken me two weeks." strike me down. the media will wipe me out. Ju!\t keep BTU will take on a new meaning. Things are gonna start Well, there's no point in crying over spilt oil. your cotton-picking mouth shut and answer the damn heating up, take my word for it! "Tell it to the fish." 6 Friday, April 14, 1989 EXPONENT Ladies Seduction 89 New Jersey Developer Pledges featuring former Chippendales is coming to Bozeman. Seduction 89 will be appearing at the Sundance. Showtime is 8 pm Tues. April 18. $100 million to Bozeman l 'pon experiencing the beaut) of Bozeman. ~1ontana. comr:.iunity of unparalleled homes in this \\Onderlul real estate devdoper Harry Grant. of Ft. Lee. New Jer area. Se\. has pledged to invest $100.000,000 in the Bo1eman Grant Propcrti~. c~rrentl) imohed in O\er 3'..'! major area. lo create a new. exclusive residential subdivision to developme-m projects rn the US tota!JrngseYeral billion be known as High Ridge Estates of Bozeman. Estimated dollars. h_as developed High Ridge of Saddle Ri,cr. in to commence in 1990, with completion five to six years Saddle River. r--.:J. Originall) a barren tract of:!OO acres. thereafter, this major construction project will create Grant planted thousands of trees and other foliage to thousands of job~ and additional reveues (or the City of e_n hance ~he land for N<:w Jersey's "Garden State" rcputa Bozeman and her ~urrounding areas. lton. With the land improvements and immaculate. Drawing from his over 30 years of sucessful develop unmatched Million Dollarh?mescontructed there. High ment experience. Grant will develop High Ridge Estates Ridge of Saddle River was billed as 'The Bever!) Hills of of Bozeman to allracl discriminating buyers who wish to the East Coast" by the New York Times and helped to reside in a top quality community. Featuring homes earn this 1 rw Jersey communit) third place in the coun approx. 5,000 to 10.000 sq. ft. in size. the community tries top areas to live in, for 198 . ln addition, Timberline design will now with the natural landscape. When com Manor. another of Grant's residential subdi,isions. in pleted , homes at High Ridge Estates of Bozeman could A~pine, ~ew Jersey: provides the discriminating buyer sell in the$500.000 to$ I Million price range. Grant plans with fashionable, umque home.s. In 19 . Alpine, NJ. was to auract Lhe attention of innuential people in Montana rated fourth, in the country. of the most desireable tO\\ ns and her surrounding areas on the \Vest coast, such as to live in. High Ridge of Montville. in Montville. NJ. is cntenainers. etc., so they can enjoy the location. value, 112 acre subdivision nearing completion. 60q of the 105 and recreational resons in the Bo1eman area. lots at High Ridge of Montville sold out upon the Grant would like to purchase a vacant tract of 500+ - announcement of the subdivision appro\'als. hilly acres to subdivide into lots of two to three acres on Like the aforedescribed subdivisions. High Ridge which to contruct the exclusive homes. Grant invites Estates of Bozeman will be developed wuh the identical * Dancers featured on Phil Donahue. interes1ed land Vendors to contact Thomas Mazzaccaro, sensitivity and attenti on to detail as its forebearers; com Director of Grant Properties Businc s Administration bining exclusive lodging amongst nature's beauty. * A Mel Gibson impersonator. Dept. or Michael D. Treacy. Esq .• Director of Grant Among Grant's many ambitious projects is the Grant * From "Young and the Restless" a Brad look alike. Properties Legal Dept.. at the corporate headquaners in USA Tower, Phase One of which is presently under Ft. Lee. New Jersey, (201) 947-4000. Jn addition. Grant construction. Gram USA Tower is the world's tallest * The grand prize winner of the Sylvester Stallone Rambo wants interested. experienced building professionals to building standing 121 stories tall and 1,871 feet high, and contest. contact Andrew PapanesLOr. Director of Grant Proper is located in downtown, ewark, ew Jersey. The Grant USA Tower is connected to Newark lnlernatinal Airpon • "One of the hottest male reviews to come out of California in ties Engineering Dept., also at the corporate headquaners. and downtown Newark via a state-of-the-an monorail years", states the Times. "More than just a male review" •· 1 fell in love with the people. moun1ains, fresh air and system. Grant's multiple phase, massive project. is says USA Today. pleasing environment of Montana during my recent visit already contributing to the renaissance of Ne\\ Jersev's to Bozeman." stated Grant. "'The area is better than largest city, ewark. · * .A.II ladies 18 and older admitted. Tickets $12 VIP, $8 general anything I've seen in Swit1erland or in all of Europe, for For additional information regarding Grant's projects. admission. that matter. High Ridge Estates of Bozeman will serve in general, please contact Ellen Edelstein, press secretary, the needs of those who long to own a residence in a at Grant Propenies (201) 947-4000. •Seduction 89 is in no way connected to Chippendales owned by Easebe Ent. Sample New AgeMusicAt It's Best! s1~· ~•ft!!, .. . ,~ 01SC Qt-I Sf>--'-t_I. "Hurricane Harry" Grant. New Jersey developer, plans to bu/Id a $100.CXXl,CXXl subdivision in Boztiman. Are you marketable? Will you be marketable. in the future job market? In the Career counseling can aid in exploration of career year 2000. 1he United States will have 21 million more options by encouraging assessment of interests and skills, PRICES GOOD FOR ONE WEEK workers and an economy 40 percent larger than today. as well as imegrating the impact of economic, demogra according to projections prepared by the Bureau of phic and societal changes on career options. The old Labor Statistic in the Occupacional Outlook Quarrerlv. concepts of work such as stability, consistency, secur!ty, SAY Spring. 1989. An expanding economy and increasCd and longevity are giving way to the concepts of nexibilny. NO! ~emand for goods and serYices will create millions ofjobs nuidity, transformation. and change. Career counseling ~ m al mos! every type of occupation between now and the can pro,ide tools and guidelines for prepanng for the year 2000. GrO\\th will be especiallv strong for techni future job market. On 1SU campu::;,students ha\e access cians. service workers, managei--s sales workeni. to indiYidual career counseling. career librar) re5:0Urt."ts. management-related workers. and professionals. \\Orkshops on career decision makmg. resume writing. b!!§!ings Will you be prepared tor the JOb market of 2000" JOb placement at Car -586-543~1 --__. Sun.-Thur. 4pm•1 am Fri.-Sat. 4pm·2am r------Only $5.00 Dinner for 2! Save $2.00 " I 5-15-89 5-15·89 President Ron Koiser Jeanette Peterson Colleen Ackerson Bill nelz President MSU Foundation S.0 .T.A Auction Chair S.0.TA Secretrny/Treasurer Only $7.00 Dinner tor 4! frlfdrarqt· Save $3.00 OOf"· 1fO>piJ/il ' G ,, ~ DOM INO'S DOMINO'S . PIZZA PIZZA you've read r1am DELIVERS .,am DELIVERS an Lll Exponent UI FREE FREE 8 Friday. April 14, 1989 EXPONENT __ Buggy Bath Car Wash L;j4,71 Behind Buttrey's Em. on Beall Profile: High tech In his book Critical Path (1981), R. Buckminster an_d ever-expanding ability to do more with less, calling Fuller declared that the Class of 1989 would be the first this phenomenon .. ephemeralization ... graduating class in the history of the world to have grown Buc~minster Fuller concluded that it is necessary to liHiti up when large-scale technological projects were accomp deal with the whole planet Eanh, and had some specific lished as a matter of course. He stated that it would be advtce regarding it: "The things to do are: the things that 1608 W. Beall evident to this class and the classes following that the need doing, that YOU see need to be done, and that no technology currently available is sufficient to provide a one else seems to see needs to be done." high standard of living for every person in the world. and We ~gard this as an invitation to each and every one of that the only thing needed is the willingness of a global us to discover what we want to contribute to the world populace working to accomplish such a standard. and to commit .our talent , our energy, and our rcsou~ Buckminister Fuller concluded that, since the technol to t_he acco_mphshment of powerful - in fact, visionary - ogy is available, each one of us must focus our attention actions which elevate the quality of life for all who reside on working always and only for all human beings and, in on this planet. so doing, using the world's resources efficiently. As the _Class of 1989 graduates into the world, the University Buckminster Fuller called this process "the 1989 world opponumty awans them and the rest of us to join in Village embracing design science revolution .. which he further Bu~ky's commitment to advantage all humanity - to predicted would result in the transformation of all notice what needs to be done, and to do it. humanity into an "'omniharmonious, economically suc (There are several organizations that are currently Apartments cessful, one-world family. n engaged in fulfilling Buckminster Fuller's vision. The In fact, such a global perspective is already beginning World Game Institute (University City Science Center, to take shaJ": in the world, as evidence by unprecedented 3508 Market Street, Philadelphia, PA, 19104, 215-387- Early Sign-up Special hunger rehef efforts transcending national boundaries, 0220) makes. availab_le a w_ide variety of educational pro U.S. - China trade opening up, and the warming of ducts mcludmg seminars m many locations. The Space East-West relations. ship Eanh Society (32921 Avenue Descanso, San Juan Buckminster Fuller studied and documented human Cap., CA 92675) is and organization which carries the "Sign up early for best technological progress through all human history. In so book, Buckminister Fuller's Universe: An Appreciation.) choic doing, he came to question the long-held belief that there CnucaJ Parh by R. Buckminster Fuller is available in es for the 89-90 school is a scarcity of resources available for all human beings. paperback at local bookstores. St. Martin's Press ew year and save $100.00. " In fact, he discovered that humanity now has a newfound York. Price: Sl2.95. ' Financing Estimates Released _The needs of American public school students, she ational Education Association President Mal) Hal said. cannot be met .. on the cheap." wood Futrell today released the FIRST comprehensive As one example of the impact of federal "defunding" Call us at 587-8046 estimates of what it would cost to serve all students in recent years. Futrell cited the drop since 1980 in the currently eligible for help-those commonly referred to as number of students served by Chapter I, formerly known See us at 1711 S. 11th Ave. at-risk-under four of the federal government's key edu as Title I-the largest federal aid-to-education program cation programs. and one of the most effective. The report found that these four major programs reach Some 7 million students benefited from Chapter I only a !faction of the young people they were meant to remedial math and reading programs in the 1980..81 serve. school year. In the current school year, only 5.6 million The figures appear in a new NEA report. Federal are served in Chapter I programs-a 25 percent reduc Educarion Funding: Present Realities and Future Needs. tion. The most conservati\:e estimate of how many stu The repon analyzes. state by state. how much it would dents are eligible for Chapter I assistance is 8.5 million. cost to fully fund Pell grants (tuition assistance) for eligi The US Census Bureau estimates that the number of ble college students, as well as programs for all eligible children living in poveny-students whom Chapter I was elementary and secondary students under Chapter I originally designed to help-now stands at over 12 (compensatory education for disavantaged youngsters), million. the Bilingual Education Act and the Education for All Similar funding gaps for the other three major school Handicapped Children Act. aid programs are denymg thousands of young people edu The report al o contains funding figures for seven cational opponunities. The NEA president called on other major federal education programs. and compares Congres to '"give our nation's youth the fair chance they current funding and future needs with the level of services deserve. n available in FY80. The figures were released as Congress turns its auen "In state after state." Futrell said at a news conference tion to the 1990 federal budget resolution. Futrell said she this morning at the National Press Club. "'the numbers in hopes the new NEA report will move the nation closer to our new report clearly demonstrate a shocking erosion of the goal of providing every student access to public federal suppon for these essential programs.· education. Futrell noted the steady decline of the actual purchas The repon was developed by NEA from chans pro ing power of federal monies for educatton over the past vided by Fiscal Planning Services, Inc. of Washington. decade. It's time. she said. fo1 a mas5ive investment in D.C. Single copies are available through NEA Commun America's neediest students-those students that local ications. Individuals state figures can also be obtained school distncts find the most cost I} to educate. from the NEA affiliate in each state. Children's Telethon to be Held Two popular Montana broadcast personalities will be writer and consultant, and a Mary Kay beauty consul hosting Montana's portion of the national Children's tant. She is a journalism graduate of the University of Miracle Network Telethon to be aired on June 3-4. Montana, and worked as a society writer in Helena, and according to telethon coordinator Bud Jwen . as a writer for Life magazine and for a mcdicaljoumal m "Shodair Hospital in Helena serves as the children's New York City. Ashby began her broadcasting career in hospital in Montana to sponsor and receive monies from 1962 when she was hired as hostess and producer of the the national telethon, which is in its seventh year." Iwen "Today in Montana" program. said. This year co-hosts will be Dan Snyder, general Snyder started his broadcasting career at the Univer manager of KCAP and KZMT radio stations m Helena, sity of Montana. He worked as an announcer for KGVO and Norma Ashby. former broadcaster of KRTV in radio in Missoula. KMO in Great Falls, and finally The Habit-\1SU s on-<:ampus restaurant serving lunches Great Falls. KBM in Bozeman where he was promoted to manager. from I 30-1 30 \Ion-Fri Located 1n Quad F at the The telethon will be hosted nationally by Mane He went on to build KQDI radio station and KRTV corner of 7th and Cleveland Lunches from 52 to 54 Osmond and John chneider. Local programing will television in Billings, sold the radio stauon and changed Get int<' the Habit' take place m twenty-minute segments each hour. the television station to KULR. Co-hosting this year's Montana telethon will re The telethon on Saturday and Sunday. June 3-4, will introduce the broadcasting team of Snyder and Ashb} be aired on K RTV in Great Falls, KXLF in Boieman. Open To The Pubhc • Reservations Suggested "ho were re;ponsible for launching the "Todav in Mon and KPAX in Missoula. This will be the third year Sho QQ4.4711 tana .. 1elension sho'W in 1962 and served as the~statewide datr has hosted the telethon for \1ontana "All monies program's co-hosb for years. raised through the telethon "·ill stay ar hodair 10 hel p Ashb; . who res.igned last summer from her job a\ provide sen ices for children and families 01 'iontana creative pro.1ech director at KRT\' , i~ now a freelance and surrounding state~ ... l\\cn EXPONENT Friday, April 14. 19R9 Q Apathy in America? Tum The Page. that run on the radiat10n of plutonium and uranium. by Doug Gaylord Fun Facts! When a power plant of this nature is built. contnbutmg wnter you need workers. These peopfe become guinea pigs for the corporation-an e" Stone-washed jeans and other apparel needn~ be just The process is particularly suitable for use with natural blue or black anymore. That's according to a researcher denim {white) cotton fabrics. Starting with such fabrics at the U.S. Department of Agriculture who has invented Dr .. Harper said, the new process car. add any colo; a new process lO dye garments on one side only. desired to the garment. "You haven't committed yourself It would make _dyei ng ind ividual garments easy and lO a color way back when you wove the fabric," he said. econom1cal, opening up new opportunities for unique ... You have essentially what is a "generic'fabric that can be colors, patterns, and textures in clothing, Dr. Robert J. made into a garment and then the garment can be dyed With Powerscrub - Harp~r. Jr. . t.old a national meeting of the American any color you want." Chemical Society here today. He is a lead scientist in the Stone-washed appa~el and garments dyed in garment USDA 's textile unit at the Southern Regional Research fo rm have become ma1or items of commerce in clothing Center m New Orleans. and department stores. Stone washing softens apparel It really cleans your The proce~s can also m~an that if a merchant requires and makes it appear to be wrinkled or worn. The effects 50 garments m green, I 00 m red and 125 in yellow they are pr?duced by tumbling garments with pumice or can be supplied very quickly by dyeing garments al;eady volcamc stones, Dr. Harper said in a phone interview. made from a '"generic" white fabric on a ..just in time" engine! basis. he said. SEE PAGE 11 10 Friday. April 14, 1989 EXPONENT :he Exponent r.111 j.t. t ·1 •Ji L:;_ut ofth1s wor ld ~ ~ ------A -- !!CASH!! Wi 11 Growth Affect For Your USED LP's •Tapes •CD's Yellowstone Country? by Todd Wilkinson a join< effon with Grand Te1on. "You can't deal \\ilh winter use hy having an isolated plan in Yellowstone." he Greater Yellowstone Coahhon said. ''You have to view it as a complete package." ln March, Yellowstone will release adraf! ofiis Phase I In 1964, six private snowmobiles entered Yellowstone Winter Use Plan, which has been in development for over ational Park. Those first motorized winter visitors, a year. The document will include an aggregation of unaware of the hiswry being made, raced across a quies existing_'!la.nagement guidelines and an inventory of cur cent landscape devoid of people, plowed roads and con rent facthteis and needs, Alesch said. ------ll11t:. V..'eck Featunng cession stands. Since 1971 . winter visitation to Yellowstone hali ~---=n.-~------'VINI: Now, a quarter century later, winter recreation has increased fi e-fold. with Chorus & Quartets Sweet Adelines and featuring Recreation Briefs Montana Centennial Barber Shop Chorus rhe H~)/eman S\\ 1m lenter \\ill offer S\\ 1mm1n2 le't~ ··Grt:at 'orthcrn Canoe Coul\ln ··.an C:\('1t1ne mull - "'on~ for \Llllth!\.; and 5 'ear' 0ld The clas ... es \\ill bee.in media program ''ill be presented b~ lo.:al ~,eteran 'vlonda1: \pril 17.at 10:30-11:00 \\l or.1:00-J·JOP\1 paddlers \!tar). pat Z1t1er and Alan f\.6selhc1m on Tues l'he cla .. 'e"' \\Ill he! on \.h)nda\ and \\'edncsdol\ and last dn). ·\pril 18 at 7:30 pm m Ballroom_ D of the \1St.: Willson School - Bozeman, MT tor four\\Cl!l..'. The fee for the.clay~ 1~ a one ffiL)Oth \Outh Strand L mon. ·\dm1s. ... 1on charge-. \\1!1 be !.00 tor Saturday, April 15, 1989 - 8:04 p.m. S\\lffi center pas' \\hu:h b $10. · Head,,ater"' Paddling As ... ociauon members and J.00 The course mtroducl!s skills appropria1c for'>\\ 1mmmg for non-members. The program 1s co-spon"'ored h~ ((I'll·. '-1(,111 ()'-I\) readiness. Kids will be 111 the\\ ater \\ ithout their parents ASMSt; Outdoor Recreatton and the Head11a1e,-.. Pad There wlll be n bnel parent orientation on Apnl J7 dling ssociauon. To regis1er for the clas:-. call the Recreation Depan This will be the p_rem1er '>hO\~ mg ol Wilderness Odys \duh '>(' ..,llldl'ilt' ment S11 im Center a1 587-4724. Cla.s s11e 11111 be limned SC\'';;;; latest producuon which teature-s highhghts of \ar- \ d \ ~t1ll' L' I 1<.·l..1:1' ::,5 :()()CJ s I . ()() c_J 10Usjourncys to the far nonh including recent tnp~ on 1he George Ri,er 10 Quebec and 1he 1-'ond-Du-Lac River 10 \t 1 lu.• J)onr () :{)()I 5:1)() ~ Saskatchewan. rui well as other exped1t1ons m Alhena. The Gallatin\ atlc) Bicycle Club 11 ill hold their annual Labrador. Yukon and the \.'onh\\CSt Tcrrirorics.. .\,h.llh l' 11\h.•l .... l\,11l.. The sale 1s from 12 noon-4:00 p.m. ~ An!' cuonn HlJSTil'n :;:-.,['\ The public is ill\ tted to put bicycles up for sale. Consign fo),. FJllS1 si:u 11JTY BANI{ \..iJ.i' ' ment 1s from t-::00 a.m. - 10:00 a.m .. Formore information 1~ CI R~AL ' I V · l\1nin Mall contact John Harkin 587-4""27 or the Bo1eman Recrea . tion Ocpanment 587~7:!4 .,,. c~l/I 587-8264 (Bozeman) EXPONENT Frid ay, Ap ril 14, 1989 11 NEWS ______frompage 9 the negative component Still. garment dyers are constantly looking for crosslinked areas "'hich altracts occurs even after the developments that will permit them to upgrade their of most dyes. This dyeing The process can end-products with. for example, a new appearance or crosslinking. Dr. Harper emphasized. or unevenly on the new or brighter colors. Single-sided treatment provides also apply the additive differentially example," he said. "treatment them with that kind or development, according to Dr. surface of the fabric. ''For when the Harper. can be applied to only the ridges of a twill. and and the fabric will "Currently stone- and acid-washed garments are piece is dyed. the ridges will show up limited in color range-usually blue or black." Dr. Harper look like a denim." commercially, Dr. said. "The new process allows garments to be dyed just The process is not yet being used development at the about any color. and subsequently they can be stone- or Harper noted. It is a laboratory it will acid-washed to gi,·e them a particular appearance ... moment. Bm. when used in the apparel industry. The first is a In one version of the process. the fibers in a fabric are provide several advantages to the consumer. chemically crosslinked on the back side, while the face of great variety of colors. particularly for the .. distressed blue and black. The the fabric is untreated. The crosslinking makes the back look'' garments which are not limited 1 which colors can be resistant to dyeing; only the face of the fabric will take up second is 'differential" dyeing in make the the dye. Garments sewn from such fabric, Dr. Harper placed in patterns-organized or random-that wrinkle Colombo's said. also have the advamage of being more wrinkle garment unique. The third is improved chemicals and resistant after washing and rumble drying. resistance. He further noted that since the the In another version. the face of the fabric is partly or dyes used are abundant and relatively inexpensive, off Jumbo Pizza significantly to the cost of $2.00 completely treated with crosslinking agent and an process is unlikely to add Not good wi th any other offer The additive puts a positive charge in the garments. additive. one coupon per order please expires 4/21/89 Mash Bash 587-5544 10th & College Tickets may be obtained at The Five Rivers Chapter of the American Red Cross is $5.00 is Enlisted Men·s Mess. Colombo's Cemer. and the Red holding a fund raiser·Mash Bash· on Saturday. April 15. Amhony's in the Mall. the Swim at 300 N. Wilson or 7:30 at the National Guard Armory in Bozeman. Based Cross Office in Medical Ans Hi-Rise is tax deductible. on the TV series 'Mash', the evening will feature a Look call 587-46 I I. The cost of the tickest $1.00 off Pan Piz~a a member of the United Way Alike Contest with prizes, an Auction, Food, Music. The Five Rivers Chapter is Not good with any other offer in Water and Boat Dancing, a Stockade. Funds raised will be used to pur of Gallatin County and offers classes please training classes one coupon per order chase 'Annies', the mannequins used in teaching CPR in ing Safety. First Aid and CPR, Disaster Families and eKpires 4/ 21/89 Red Cross classes. Each of these dummies costs in excess and Disaster Services. Service to Military Prog;am. of $700.00 and must be replaced frequently. the gift of blood_ through its Blood Donating 587-5544 10th & Col lege and Service Uni The ticket cost determines which mess tent one may Casual dress is the order of the day enter... $10.00 is Top Brass, $7.50 is Officer's Mess. and form is urged. MTM "BEARTOOTH" Avs1/at:llttrn SUP1!1BDANC1!1 mens' and ladies tram& • Tange chromoly frame and lorlc and Boommerang! •Shimano Exage Trail blo-race cranll.set come dance to Cirocco Jones ·Shimano Exa'..e Trail 18-speed SIS derallleurs •Shimano Ex age Trail front and rear caniHever FREE Food & Drink. .. 2 live Bands - brakes When: Friday, April 14 ... Tonight!! Where: S.O.B. Barn Why: Proceeds to benefit the March of Dimes Assoc. Time: 9 pm - 1 am ... Only 2 bucks r------ASMSU EXPONENT is accepting applications for: snorts Editor Researcll Director Apply today in room 330 of the SUB. '------~ 12 Friday, April 14, 1989 EXPONENT FIDDLER'S JAMBOREE Sunday, April 16 ~'*~' • Quality Entertainment ''1r."' • Dancing •Food ~~- ~~~~~~ FRIDAY, APRIL 14 nckets available at Cactus R';cords, • Fun ·INDIA DINNER LECTURE! Enjoy an Rethreads, SUB Box Office, Video authentic India meal with entertainment Rodeo. Sponsored by KGLT & BBJS. Norris Bar 28 miles west, up the Madison afterwards. Hosted by the India Student Club. Cost is S10 for students, $12 for non-students. Tickets are on sale MONDAY, APRIL 17 . ~ ACCE:nTJ wE:fT= ! at the Country Bookshelf. Located in ·INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES: TALXING Ballroom A of the Sub, bar opens at YOURSEl.f INTO A JOB! Become a Sat Brunch, April 15 6:45pm and dinner is at 7:15pm. confident inteNiewer who knows how treats from 9-11 :00 Sponsored by India Student Club, to handle employer research, different Lots of new Jewelry & Clothing Office of International Education, and types of inteNiews, and tough Student Adtivities. questions. Located in Room 273 of the Open Sun. April 16 ·HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partic SUB at 1pm. Sponsored by Career 12-5:00 ipants will receive free pop and SeNices. •', · , 42 W. Main· Bozeman, MT 59715 ! popcorn, also available to Happy Hour ·LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS AND THE JOB customers are discounts on bowling, MARKET! Learn about marketable skills S.50/game, and pool, 20% off. Located gained in a liberal arts education and at the Strand Union Rec Center from enhance your employment opportunities 6pm-9pm. Cost is S.50/person. by planning early for job market entry. Located in Room 272 of the Sub at Taste, Price & Satisfaction SATURDAY, APRIL 15 4pm. Sponsored by Career SeNices. Different from the Rest -51'. ANTHONY SAND HIUS HIKING AND CAMPING! Trip is on Saturday and ·TEACHER'S INTERVIEW DAY SIGN-UPS! Located In Buttrey's Shopping Center Sunday, April 15and 16. CostisS20and Sign-up today for on-campus inteNiews 1611 West Main 587-8040 enrollment is limited. Sponsored by on April 27 with Montana School ASMSU Outdoor Recreation. Districts. Sign ups are in Room 125 of the Sub. r------, ·HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partic SCHOLARSHIP INFORMATION FOR ipants will receive free pop and ·REGGAE AMONG THE DEAD! An on-air STUDENTS WHO NEED popcorn, also available to Happy Hour KGLT festival of prime & rare Grateful FREE customers are discounts on bowling, Dead and l" U JOBS ASOS SENIOR PHOTOS Advocate New Online Service New Apr. 11-14 ASOSU's (Associated Students Oregon State Univer Leigh Lounge s1t\·) new !!itudent ad\"ocate. Robin Derringer. has spent 'Jow. graduatmg students from an) field of study can mOst of her time during the first three months on th_ejob list their resume data in a national computer network that 9AM-4 PM meeting people to get a feel for what makes OSU uck. is used by thousands of recruiters and human resource No Appointment Needed Derringer. who has two bachelor's degrees from the professionals. University of Oregon, one in public administration and Richard Passon. preStdent of CompuSOURCE Data the other in community involvement, says she came to Systems Corporation. announced that its College OSU because of the "right-out-frontness" of the job. the Resume Database (CCRD) will be available to recruiters chance to be on a campus agafo and be involved in \'ia The Human Resource Information Network student affairs. {HRIN). ~- .. You never know when a problem will become an H RtN is currently used by the leading employers in the IS.Sue." Derringer said ... Each student has a different prob United States, including most of the Fortune 500 com ~;REE! lem to be dealt with on an individual level. If a considera panies. many others leading large and medium size firms. federal. state and local government agencies. universities, ble amount of students come in with the same problem, (con ordef repnnts) then we have an issue ... educational and employer associations. "I would describe my position here as a pipeline Using state-of-the-art computer technology. students' between the students and the student government." Dc:r resume data are entered into the system. providing ringer said. "But my job centers more around the stu employers with an immediate online method of finding dents' needs. This position doesn't function unless stu qualified job candidate~. By requesting specific criteria. dents need it." As the student advocate, Derringer won't recruiters can receive printouts of all resumes matching deal wnh problems that could be handled by an advise,. their requirements - in a matter of minutes. She is in\'olved when a :i.tudent is confronted with a Because it is an efficient. cost-effective ser.,.ice for dilemma or an obstacle that makes it difficult to attend recruiters and an excellent way for graduates to expand OSU. She provides the back-up suppon the student the potential reach of their resumes to thousands of requires. This often mvolv~ researching the college sta recruiters and human resource personnel. many believe tutes and developing strategies that can be used to deal CCRD is the most important additional career search 586-8551 wnh the problem. program available to graduates today . .. The interesting thing about the word 'advocate' is that After placing her resume on line. University of Florida it allows for an amount of bias. gi\'ing me the latitude to management major Mary Jo Mitchell received 10 inter make a decision based on the student's situation rather view invitations from companies such as PepsiCo. Bel Call this number or else ... than the administrator's," Derringer said. The difference lSouth. Sears Roebuck and State Farm Insurance. She between my posiu on and an administrative one is that also received two job offers (which she is considering). you won't get the best tasting pizza in town administrators are hired to do the things that you don't For a cost of only $25. a graduate's resume will be want to. I'm hired to show you the best way to do it maintained in CCR D for one full year. accessible 24 delivered free! yourself," she said. hours a day, seven days a week , by the leading U.S. The need for a campus daycare facility has already employers. been identified as one of the issues Derringer will face . An Graduates desiring to have their resume included in estimated 9 percent of the :i.tudent body require some son CCRD should send a copy of it, along wnh a $25 fee to: of care for their children while they attend classes . .. Even CompuSOURCE Data Systems Corporation, clo Mr. < 4) though 9 percent is a smalJ amount, these students are Richard Passon. President, World Trade Center, Suite imponant to OS\J as a whole, and their quality of life, 2000, 80 S.W. Eighth Stree1. Miami, Florida, 33130, GOdfather's which isn't strictly academic all the time, needs to be 305-463-6702. taken into account. .. As soon as your resume is received, it wi ll be entered in Pizza. With an office in the Student Activities Center, Der the database. A confirmation notice and a computer Square ringer will also be used as researcher for ASOSU printout of your resume will be mailed to you promptly. Free Delivery University members looking into the issues of lobbying and senate Or for those who are in the process of compiling a starts at 11 a.m. 200 S. 23rd action. "I rely on valid readings from campus, the input resume, CCRD can hdp here, too. Wnte or phone for its from students and the input from the student body presi complete resume data form, a step-by-step personal v dent to help me in my job, "she said. employment history guide. SUMMER JOBS in MSU Special Virginia City, MT June 8 through September 4 ·------·-.$3.000FF i: All types: 514 W. Aspen, Bozeman, MT Gift Shop Clerks, Housekeeping, 20" PIUA PLUS 25C i!1'i 1 Cooks, PEPSI'S ~ 1 Ticket Attendants, Tour Guides, Living 0no Coupon ,.. PIDa...... j I 586-8808 History Museum Clerks, Waiters/ Wai 388-8808 !U tresses, Bartenders, etc. ·------·$2.000FF Fast Free Delivery =·i1.... Bovey Restorations .m. Limited Delivery Area Slarts at 11 :00 a Anv 16" Pizza Plus ~~c On-Campus Interviews one coupon per pizza PePSI S 11:00 a.m. - 12 Midnight Weekdays/Sunday I: Wed. and Thurs. April 19-20 11:00 a.m. - 1:00 a.m. Friday/Saturday : ------. Contact: : $1.00 OFF i: Gary Peterson '41i 25~ Pepsi's ~ : ADY 14" Pizza Pl:a~~ i!l'i : MSU Financial Aid Office iJ Limit 6 Per Pizza ~ Thick Crust & Extr1 nuca - NO EXTRA CHAR6E : °""Coupon,..__ I: ------· 14 Friday, April 14. 1989 EXPONENT ASMSU POSITIONS ARE OPEN NOW! President/Vice President (as a team) Application deadline April 12th formal electioneering begins April 5th 11 Senators 4 Off-Campus; 3 On-Campus; 2 Greek; 2 At Large Application deadline April 12th Formal electioneering begins April 5th 2 SUB Bookstore Committee Members 1 student must have at least 30 credit hours, 18 years old (2 year term). 1 student must have at least 75 credit hours, 18 years old (1 year term). Application deadline April 19th. Mandatory meeting for all applicants April 12th at 7:00a.m. in SUB room 276. Primary Election April 19th General Election April 26th ASMSU Elections filing fee $2.50 *Off-Campus 4 *Bookstore 2 *On-Campus 3 *Media Board 4 *Greek 2 -application deadline April 19th *At-Large 2 -top 2 vote getters hold office until next spring. *President/Vice President -other 2 must be re-elected in fall. APRIL 1989 3 4 5 6 7 FE Exec senate starts 10 11 12 13 14 FD Senate Exec mandatory mtg. 17 18 19 20 21 Primary FD Bookstore 24 25 26 27 28 General FE-Formal Electioneering FD-Filing Deadline EXPONENT Friday, April 14, 1989 15 A R . Ts AA N D F E A T u R E phoio by Judy L Hames1y s 16 Friday. April 14, 1989 EXPONENT Long Rong Xu: Scholar by Lucy Curtis Th~ stereotype u: Oiiental artists is one of demure and shy kinds of games and very complicated. This doesn't sound new LO creatures who lived in hULs before coming to the land of milk and me. Arts and Features Ed11or honey. Nm true for Long. He's from Pinjang, a metropolis of 4 There are a lot of paradoxes between the two countries· \'iews million. And he understands very clearly how the Chinese system on art. Like how.now that McDonalds is working in full swing in Long Rong Xu has pain led more than 500 paintings in Bo1e of job hunting and keeping for artisis works. We got to talking China. abstract art is becoming more accepted. Yet wha1 is man over the last two and a hz.lf \ears. In about a month he'll and l found out that in China. if you do all the "right" paintings considered important and polilically "safe" are is still the land:, \ea\-e for Seattle with his wife. whOlanded a job with a co mpULer before and during undergraduate work and then get the job as cape. the flower painting, etc. The Russian influence on Chinese soft\\ are firm there. By the end of the summer he'll see if he can assigned by the government, but decided one wacky day that you art has been powerful since the 1950s. 1 ow. with bluejeans and rene\V his tt'!llative visa. want to paint " I hate China"on a painting, you'd be immediately McDonalds, all is taking a different turn. At least with their Long has the qualiti of a Sout_hern ge:itlem_an. the patience of assigned to a different post. Like a facwry position. youth. Job and the discipline most Amencan arnsts will never appro~ch. If things had gone well at the American Consulate over in Yet Long is proud and ernphauc when he insist that the He \\Mk') in the studio every day and has.wnh few exceptions. China. Long would have been given the status of student and Chinese can never be taken out of him. He has no fear of being sinci: he was awarded an honorary studio here at MSU. We would now be receiving a Master of Fine Ans degree from MSU. overinfluenced by other cultures. He suggests artists travel all reali1cd our Chinese Scholar needed room 10 work as an artist. Yet . because of poor relations, he could only get assigned as a over the world. This isa strong fuwre desire of Long's. It is part of Once given a studio. he never let us doub.t the dec.isio.n the visiting scholar. unable to earn credits. So Long is very clear in his his belief that art is for everybody. That it should be shared. When Director of Art, Willem Volkersz. made to include him m the English when he talks about improving relations wi1h Pinjang l asked Long which. of all paintings he has done while in Boze going~ on of our n department. . . and setting up a direct and proper relationship between the two man. was his favorite - he poin1ed out the one he just completed Long's studio is immaculate . Hts language includes no cyni schools for the care of visiting students. In fact. he has been so and said. "This one." Then he smiled. cism. On!\ the desire to communicate clearly and directly. His pcrsuasi\'e that some of our faculty may be going to Pinjang this I don't think Long is aware of the powerful and lasting influ worb. is like that. too Fa ll to see about doing just that. Wouldn't it be great if our ence his very presence has had on the MS U Art Department. Lone. has studied the Montana landscape while learning about graduate swdents (or undergrads) could spend some time in Read this and remember Long: WE WILL MISS YOU. WE Wester~n an and the two have merged closer and closer since his China at the Pin1ang art school• Good g.oing. Long! WILL REMEMBER YOU. WE WELCOME YOU BACK arriYal. How wonderful to see contemporary Western landscape Long shares openly his art knowledge, both technical and ANYTIME. WE WAVEGOOD-BYEWITHTHOUGHT OF painting done in Oriental bruslrnork! There's not one painting mystical. Being Chinese. he has no competiti ve nature about LOTUS BLOS OMS AKO HAPPY TRAILS! that's not absolutely beautiful!~ painted. by anyone's standards. .,t::iJing art or making connections in 1he way we Americans might. Long Rong Xu is currenlty showing downtown on Main treet That's a strong statement. but the gu y is just so BAD! He is aware of the games in C hina. but says theirs are different at Le Petite Gallery. \ " ... • Long Rong Xu in h is campus art studio. EXPONENT Frid ay, April 14, 1989 17 FACULTY!!! Friday, April 14 is the last day to order graduatio-n regalia!!! 1¥~ .~. ~t9}.;;;Jo!!E::rr Rock 'n 'Roll Essentials ON SALE NOW! - Mist Unknown Hatful of Rain : a HIT! by Lucy Curtis Ans and Features Editor Watching Hacful of Rain was like live soap opera. With one catch. It had content. Observing one writer's interpretation of the lives of an addicted family was mteresung. thought provoking, and definitely rememberable. After the first scene the acting was superb. I could pick apart little stuff (like the underweight laun d!J bag flying through the air) but that stuff was.really comic relief for this very heavy play. Having had quite a bit of experience as a JLinkieenabler, I spent a great deal of time critiquing the details of the family's existence. This served as protection also. But later in $7~1. this lengthy play I staned forgetting the small negativities I was harboring and became emersed in the drama. The sexy female heroine addict from a wealthy family looked too much like friends from my old crowd for comfort. She was ~real. And the big fat 1hug addict really did look 100 much like fnends from my old crowd for comfort. He was great. And the big fa t thug addict really did look like he belonged on that stage. The head loan shark did resemble a bowling alley manager, but he also looked like this s11~~ guy 1 used to know who hung out in Central Park, the son of a guy who minor film star. He never looked like a junkie either. The LP'S NOT AVAILABLE IN ALL STORES PRICES GOOD FOR ONE WEEK plays Johnny I couldn't judge accurately because I have an old addict boyfriend named Johnn) and I kept thinking how he would play that part. This made Hatful's Johnny look way too sheepish and downtrodden. There's always tomorrow to an SAY addict (or yesterday) but ne,er just today. NO! ·\t lca:;t that's my experience. But one~ I. figured out that TO Ofl\JGS Hatful's Junkie b no regular krnd of functtomng addict. every thing changed. This gu) in the play is talkmg major habit Plus. - he\ Vietnam material. And when he told his wife he Jo ... edher I ba" led And when he got the shakes I wanted to tell them they were going to need more than one blanket. I can't tell you anything eh,e without ruining the play except to see it. Hatful\ only on through Saturday night at p.rn. and only costs $2.00 \O take a d<.ite. E\t:ry seat\ a great seat! A night 10 remember' You·u ~ee ~ourseff in Hatful if you're watching. Great set design. Way to Shopping Center ~o. crev. 1 ~ Buttr~y·s 18 Friday. April 14, 1989 EXPONENT Thoughts on ART by Lucy Curtis 125 Unfield CHINATOWN Set in seedy southern California in the 1930's, Chinacown Gee, I wonder how DEEP 1 can get this week. After ripping to reverberates with the subtle eroticism of the love affair between shreds myself, leather jackets, and wigs, 1 guess I could go on to small-time shamus (Jack Nicholson) and his big-time client (Faye other issues. Like the Spiritual in Art. Like the relationship Dunaway). The mood in Chinatown ls pervasive, ominous. and between the Spiritual in An and.say, a plastic trashcan (see photo shadowy. above). 1 mean. some people call this sculpture. It's 3. FLORA PURIM and AIRTO MOREIRA are so synonym ous with jazz, jazz fusion, and Brazilian music throughout the world, that it is nearly impossible to think or refer to these styles of music wi thout their names rising to the forefront. Flora and Airto were the first of what might be considered the .. second wave" of Brazilian musicians to profoundly impact the international contemporary music scene. The earlier one was initiated by Antonio Carlos Jobim, Joao Gilberto, and their American champion. tenor saxophone master Stan Getz. For a period of several years, during the sixties, samba and bossa nova were in vogue, but always as a novelty and they were fu lly integrated into American music. Arriving in the late sixties, it took Atrto Moreira,arguably the greatest Latin percussionist of all time, to act as a catalyst 1n the fusion oflatin rythms with jazz and rock. He was joined a rew ye:m later (from Brazil) by his wife, the brilliant vocalist, Flora Purim, who with her extraordinary six octave (whew!!) vocal range and unique expressive styling, pushed the new Latin-Jazz-Rock fusion to the outer limits. Indi vidually, and as a team, their personal yet authoritative brand of progressive Brazilian jazz continues to lead the ""second wave .. Brazilian music explosion.Authentic pioneers!! Since their explo sion on the international music scene, Airto and Flora have garnered literally every award that can be given in the world or entertainment. Airto's impact was so powerful that m 1972, Downbeat Magazine created a new category to it"s International Jazz Polls call "'Percussion"', and Airto has consistently \\On 1st pla~ in this category, in both the Reader's and Critic's Poll~ since it's inception. Flora was is so well received that even trying to keep up with the honors she has received is a "ery futile endeavor!! The number of an1sts that Airto and Floar have performed and or recorded with in both the pop and jazz field is for too numerous to list, but some of the names include Cannonball Adderley, Dizzy Gillespie. Carlos Santana. Paul S1m11n, Chi cago, Gil Evans, Huben Laws, Freddie Hubbard. The Crusaders, and the original Return to Forever. They have al!!O produced many albums of their own. The people or Bozeman may remember S"eet Pea 1!6 and the amazing performance by Airto and Flora on that beau1iful. warm -;ummcr night under the stars at Lindley Park.. Alongside Sonny Rollins, in '84, one of the most memorable musical experiences in our fine community's history. It's happening again. a little warmth from south of the equator. drum"' and voices. tht first real musical communication to make our "pnng a little \\arrnc:r" Pu'1m and 'vloreira "'II perform Apnl 16. admi"1on.., $10.00 general advance. S8 advance BBJS member; and student' $12.00 at the door. Tickets may be purchased at Cactu:!i Rec:o1 Js. the riora Punm and Alrto Moreira will perform Sunday, April 16. SUB Ticket office and Rethreads. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20 Friday, April 14. 1989 EXPONENT • CABARET • Coming to Bozeman For Winter-Spring 1989. Daedalus Productions will present a Cued by its hypnotic clown-fa ed Emcee, CABARET takes stage credits mclude lead mg roles m CAROUSEL. DA ,>,.f£ AT ne" national tour of CABARET. \Vith 1ts three year run on place at the Kit Kat Klub. a neon nightspot where hot jazz and SEA. and WAIT UNTii DARK. Joming her will be Dan Shar Brondv.ay - and smash hit film version as well - this renowned suggestive comedy reign. h's here that Sally sings out bright and key (recently featured m major mountings of THE 1,,,V l.\"KA show is one of America's most successful stage musicals. sassy; here the stage ignites with sinuous dance routines. And it is BLE MOLLY BROWN and A CHOR US LINE) as the innocent Based on THE BERLIN STORIES (b) Christopher Isher here that danger. in the presence of the newly powerful 1 azis, American wnter-and Sally's love interest-Cliff Bradsha\\·. wood) and its play version I AM A CAMERA. CABARETwas hover in the wings. Finally there's the Emcee, the clo"n-faced nightclub host which the fiT;,.I stage success for lyricist Fred Ebb and composer John The winner of the Tony award for Best Musical, CABARETis Joel Grey created on Broadway and in the acclaimed Hollywood Kander. Prior to CABARETthevcreated the short-lived musical striking entertainment. Its well-crafted script projects the manic film. For Daedalus Productions. the Emcee will be played by FLORA THE RED ME ACE(whichstarred nineteen-year-old humor and desperate energies of a decaden1 world about to Scott Thompson. Mr. Thompson (whose 6 ft., 160 lb. frame sets Lin Minrlii). As master of pop song. ("I Don't Care Much" and explode. Equally effective is the show's acclaimed score. From him in mark_ed contrast to the role's diminuti\'e original) has "My Coloring Book"arejust two of their compositions) they had raucous comic turns or tender ballads. to the brassy belt of its played Zach tn A CHORUS LI Eand Rooster in AN IE. He cre!atect m 1terial for the T. V. and national nightclub appearances famed _title tune. the songs of CABARET are powerfully can also be seen in the daytime T.V. drama GUIDING LIGHT. of B::i.rb.a ~ trei'\and and Liza Minelli. With the success of expressive. The sets .and costumes for this production have been designed by CAI ARET. their theater career was assured and Kander and Without stinting on the glitz and bohemian glamor of the Yale-trained Rusty muh (whose credits include BLOOD KNOT Ebb wen1 on to wnte such landmark Broadway shows a~ original show. the Daedalus CABARETw1ll embody a greater on Broadway and Daedalus' national tours of PURLIE and ZORRA. CHICA.JO. and WOMAN OF THE YEAR. Set in sense of danger. risk and drama. According to 1he show's direc LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Berlin in '9.10. C/\BARET i primarily a IO\e story. It i> the tor, Gale Salus (best known for her staging of the 1986 national Thts new nauonal tour of CABA RETwill open in early Febru romance 01 the young American writer Cliff Bradshaw and Sall) tour of EVITA). the wrenching pocketbook distress of the early arJ and run through May. giving performanc~ coast to coast 111 80\' lcs. a cabaret singer whose wit. beaut), and shameless life thirties-as well as the turbulent, dramatic rise of 1he 'azis-will t\\enty-nmc States and Provinces in the Unued States and style attracts and daules him. At an exotic nightclub. Sally lure" be much more of a presence than has been lhe case in earlier Can~da Cliff into a passionate affair. But their .. arrangement" deliH:r. versions. much more than Cliff bargained for. Through Sally's question Ms. alus' dramatic concepts will be brought to life by a A MSU LIVELY ARTS presents CABARET. ThuNla). able friends and enemies, he is suddenly plunged into acts of remarkable talented New York cast. Starring as the shameless April 20 at 8 pm. Tickets are MSU Students-$8.00 and General intrigue. violence and espionage. nightclub singer Sally Bowles ts Carolyn Wesley, whose many Admis ion - $14.00 at the Willson Auditorium. Exhibition: DANA LYONS *DANA LYONS* DANA LYONS Call for Entries The Haynes Fine Arts Gallery w;ll hold its 28th AnnualJuried Undergraduate Art Exhibition from April 24 until May 12, 1989. All Undergraduates with an anis1ic talent are encouraged to enter work into the show. The exhib;tion will be juried by Ted Waddell. a Montana painter. To enter work into the show. all a person needs to do is bring their piece(s) to office 242 on the second Ooor of Haynes Hall sometime between 1-5 on Apnl 18. 9-3 on April 19 and 1-5 on April 20. There is an entry fee ofS2.50 per piece with a limit of five pieces per person. All "ork must be ready to hang. Work Juried into the show will be installed in the Haynes Fine Arts Gallery. The show will be on display. 8-12 and 1-5. Monda; through Friday. from April 24 until noon on May 12. The Haynes Fine Arts Gallery is located on the second noorof Haynes Hall. Mr Waddell will award pri1es for the best pieces in the exh1b1- tion. Awards will be presented during the opening reception for the show, which will be held from 5-7 p.m. on Monday April, 24. The reception 1s open to the public. For more information about the 28th Annual Juried Undergraduate Art Show, please contact John Anacker at 994-2562. Sweet Pea Issues The Sweet Pe.1 ~est iv al of the Arts music committee has issued a call to Montana musicians to apply for dayt1me performance slots at this )Car\ fostival Aug. 5 and 6. Commiuee member Cherie Johnswn of 8 01eman urge!- one to three-person ach 1hat arc mostly acou tic to apply for the posi tions. Applicant~ should submit audiuon tapes " ith lWO to 1hrec numbers reprcscnratvie of wha1 they play along with a brid biographical sketch rncluding pa't experience. The wcet Pea music committee will screen the applicanb and make selection"!. by \.1ay 17 Musicians chosen will perform under the trees at l.indlcv Park for abou1 45 minutes to an hour each and will rece1\e a Small honorarium for their appearance Applicants should submit their tapes and biographies to Cherie Johnston, Sweet Pea \.1usic Committee. P 0 Box 6272. Bo1c man. \!IT, 59771, or bring them to Mastodon Production,. 24 S. Willson. Bo1eman. on or before May 5. 801eman\ Sweet Pea Fcst1\al takes place the first weekend ol August each ~car and bnngs in around 12,000-1-l .000 rcrson .. 10 participate 111 a range of offerings including a parade. ball. Ta! **Application**************************** lorms lor this year's Sweet Pea Arts and Crafts Sale are availablt'.' at several places in B01eman. according tn chairperson Emily B Gadd. Artists and craftspersons \1.-an11ng to appl~ tor the 1uned C\'Cnt may get the applicatton forms at Beall Park ,\rt Center. Artifacb Galk ry. I c Pernc Gallery or Hayne':'> Hall on the \.tontana State Uni\t·rsit) camru' orb~ contacting ~h Gadd at 587-5961 or Bo\ 71 ... ho1eman .. 11 59"' 15. Completed forms mus1 be subn11ttcd "itl mr15mmofthccn1rant'swork.andafecof .. 40b\ \i1a\ 15. A entrie"" "ill be iuricd. and notifications "ill be ina1!ed b\ Mai .11 l°h1.., year\ !<.ale" 1ll llc .. et up on a tx-d of \.l.OOd chtp"' under the trees along Buttonwood Stree1 in Lindie) Park ~aturda). \ug. 5. and Sund a), Aug. 6. 1.1nd w 111 mclude "ork. in nine ca1egones. It will be hmued to about 60 ontnes EXPONENT Friday, April 14. 1989 21 Markovich on DANCING CAT PRODUCTIONS PRESENT Afghan Wigs John Markovich GEORGE WINSTON ainmoutmg wmer A SOLO PIANO CONCERT • SUMMER SHOW There happen! i>JUSI such a weekend ... At the Sundance we have the Afghan \Vigs. some of the best ass' kick in stuff to come LO Bozeman in ages. A '\D THEY PLAY ORIGINALS!!! And at the Cat'> Paw. we have Straight Lace:. AC £?C, Aerosmuh, thrash punk insan il\'. WARNING! This music 1s NOT for the Frat-Sores or Poser pC.rsonalities!! But I suggest that ALL the head bangers turn out this wcekend ... that means YOU. Winston! E\JOY IT, we Ola) not get this kind of entenainment for a L01'G. LO:\G time. Yours trul) In Brain Damage. DJ KIER: Reviewed bf Eric Johnstone v 1tributmg ~~ ter What kind of performer use duct tape to hold together pam of his performing outfit, starts the 'hov. b) kicking hi" gunar stand off 1he slage. a~d v. ri~es a song designed 10 appeal to peo;Jle that .. ha\e more we1rd shu happen to them than normal?" A damn good one. that's v.hat kind. Thur-id a). April 6th. saw the return ot Kier. Kmgol Weird and \I onderful. to the mu,ical "age of the Su B ballroom. Greeung the audience v. 1th an infectious smile and an exclamallon of "God. I lo\e m) Job'" Kier mo\ed hard and fas1 mto "hat he ob\ 10usly likes best rn all the world: sensitive music wuh a strong bad.beat. MSU lllltstered a considerabh smallercrov.d for Kier\ second perform~nce on O~.IT campu..,, but man) in the audience were repeat v. inners as It v.ere and back for another dose of sharp. rnstghtful humor and camp) impressions _Av.are that the college cro,vd is usuallv young: and rock and roll onented. Kier gOL everybody's att_enuOn by starting the serious (ah. but ne\er too serious) impressions off ~ith a scathing parod) ol BryanAdams. His voice v.as uncanny m us portrayal of the Adam!i. · rasp. though this auention to vocal detail followed throu,gh. from Phil Collins 10 Pee Wee Herman. and Mr Rogers to Pnnce. This_ 1~ not surpnsmg co_ns1denng that Kier's college career began with a \Oice scholarship. George Winston to Perform Jokes and impressions are a major portion of the musical meal tha1 Kier ..,ened up for a nonstop two-hour show. Loving his ov.n 13 Montana cities \\h1ch George plans to include in this )t'ar\ tour good jokes. this performer naturall) fed off the energ; of the 175 ~olo pianist George Winston will perform in culminating wuh \i1ore recently he has recorded the soundtrack for the children's p_rC! eX,eoOe// t '>os VO I ATLANTIC OCEAN LJV! c CluldlJl'l' or elderly nonmfirrn.iry care Fullumc (1'0 SL'MMERI h\'e m posit ions BAGS a\'Jtlahlc •.1:ith families in Boston area Includes room and board. insurance, automobile. SISO lo $300 ~~ck CALL & OR WRITE The Helping Hand. :!:i Wrs1 Street, BEVERLY FARM • MA!' '. 01951 l.8()().l.'i6-3422 PANNERS ~ 20°/o SOUNDS EASY VIDEO STORES OFF 99~ fffcwie3* SECURITY - DR - PRODUCTS Quality cables 3ti2A9 &locks SPRING on sale. As Low As 'EXCEPT NEW RELEASES CELEBRATION 6 foot cable & padlock $450 587-9721 SALE 200 S. 23 AV. UNIVERSITY SQUARE j 0 ~~.. ,..____(NEXT TO ALBEATSONS)__ Used Bikes starting under $40° ___ _ BIKE 95 CARRIERS New Road Bikes_starting at $149 ,,, St. Mary Lodge 95 ~ Universal rear mount. New All Terrain __starting at $209 2-Bike capacity Summer Jobs: St Mary Lodge 1n Glacier PARAMOUNT DESIGN 2495 Nat'I Park is looking for stu- CYCLE ~ dents interested 1n summer employment for the followi11g WEAR pos1t1ons Function and beauty MANUAL :J wa1trons, bartenders, ki tchen 20°/0oFF PUMPS help, cook5. retail clerks, maids. On Sale cashiers. cocktail servers. desk clerks, ottice personnel, main- Starting at tenance, & fuel attendants $675 lnterv1ew1ng on campus April 18 & 1 9Register & sign up with Gary Peterson. MSU Stvdent ~•111"\.r OWENHOUSE Emo!oyment ~J----!l~ ••ndS •l-• !l'-•u 11Tt { _, Rrn 135 SUB Hardware DOWNTOWN DOZEMAN • $07-~01 .. MMltWol~olCon'wNo"u EXPONENT Friday. April 14, 1989 23 Mark D' Agostino will anchor on improved string of linebackers this season . Spring Report: D' Agostino keys defense Sports Information All-America candidate isn'tshort on. In 1988 D'Agostino, known many defensive changes that have occurred as Wt II. and D'Agos as "doggie" by his teammates, recorded a team-high I 12 tackles. tino has been right in the middle of those changes. He also recorded a season-high 18 tackles against Mesa State "The biggest difference between the two philosophies has been There is no questton when you look at the 1989 Montana State College and had six more games where he had at least 10. that under Solomonson we don't gamble as much." said D'Agos time we University football team that the linebacking crew will be the When you talk about these individual accomplishments to uno. "We play a more conservative game. hnt at the same strongest pan of the defense, and when you talk about Bobcat D'Agostino he is quick to point out that it's team goals not ·tre a more active unit." linebackers you have to start with fifth-year senior Mark D'Agos individual goals that he is most concerned with_ "My biggest goal Active is what the experienced Bobcat linebacking cre-w will uno of Bozeman. for 1989 is to win lhe Big Sky Conference. 1 don) think I'm being rnve to be in 1989 for the 'Cats to overcome an inexperienced .. Mark is our leader on defense in 1989," !,ays Montana State too optimistic when I say it is a very attainable goal." Jefensive line and secondary. Of the fi\e returning defcn~ive head coach Earle Solomonson ... I think evtryone is expecting A goal and a childhood dream for someone who grew up in ,tarters. four are linebackers. are our ~trongest \far~ to have an outstanding season." Bozeman and decided 10 attend MSU. "l always liked the MSU ''Tl1..:re isn't much doubt that our linebackers of Wuh those types of accolades from your head coach it would campus and I came to all the summer football camps when I was point defensively," says Solomonson. "If we can get the kmd shape seem there would be a lot of pressure on D'Agostino to have an in junior high and high school. There was a pan of me that effort we got f ram them last season we ~hould be in good outstanding year. wanted to go somewhere else, but looking back I believe I made for 1989." "I knew going mto this year the coaching staff was counting on the right decision." D'Agostino and the rest of the Bobcats will previe1>. what' me to provide some leadership on defense,"' said D'Agostino. ~1 When Mark arrived on the MSU campus lhe Bobcats v,.ere ahead for 1989 when the 'Cats travel to f-orsvth for their annual conclude try to h~lp some of the younger players when I can, but I like to let under the reign of head coach Dave Arnold. Everyone familiar road spring Blue-Gold game on April n \1<;t1 will mv ab1l11y on the field speak for 11self. • wuh the MSU program knows what offensive changes have taken 1;pring practice with a Blue-Gold contest on Apnl 29 at Reno H_ Ab1l11y on the field 1s something 1ha1 this 6-2. 229-pound place Crom the Arnold 10 Solomonson regJmes. but i.)lere.hasbeen )ale., Stadium~ 24 Friday. April 14, 1989 EXPONENT THE12thMAN EDITORIAL by Paul Johnson Staff Sportswnter Before I get staned on this week's column. there's something I have to get off myche..::t. With all of these allegations swirling around Pete Rose. it's bound to come out anyway. so I might as well admit it. 1 placed bets for Pete Rose. rm not really proud of it but I feel the time is right to come forward and admit my nustake. Oh, I wasn ·1 involved in placing any big-time bets like horse racing, the Super Bowl. or the Final Four. I mainly covered local events, things like Easter egg hunts. three-legged races, and frog jumping contests (I won a bundle at Calavaras). It wasn't that I didn't want to make ittothe big time, heck that was the dream of every young member of the Rose Betting Network. lt'sjust that I could never do well enough on my ABT's. the Advanced Bettor's Test. I did fine on the wrilte:i portion but I flunked the part about interpretiug hand signals from the dugout. No mailer how hard 1 tried , each time Pete flashed Lhe sign for a steal, it came across as ''bet the ranch on Minnesota in the Super Bowl." Needless to say, l was soon fired from the betting necwork. So my days of all-out gambling are over, no longer can I plunk down five grand of someone else's hard earned cash on a marble shoot or egg toss. But old habits die hard. that is why I'm forming a support group for all the people out there who h.1ve gambled for Pete Rose. The group will meet at 5:30 on Sunday mornings in Gaines 10 I. You might want to show up a little early because seats may be a little hard to come by. And for those of you who are unable to attend our meetings, we have set up a toll-free hotline. The number is 1-800-367-7383. that's l-800-FOR-PETE. ll.emember, help is only a phone call away. Yankee Woes While we're on the subject of baseball, how about them Yankees? Less tha two weeks into 1he season and already many of the New York faithful are giving up on the Bronx Bombers. Is it really that bad? Well, it isn~ good. Fact #1. The Yankees currently possess the worst offense in baseball, batting just over .200 as a Learn. Fact #2: The Yankees' pitching staff ~wns the highest ERA in the majors. Yankee hurlers are giving up over 7 runs '1 game. Fact #3: Injuries are killing New York. Dave Winfield is out indefinitely and Don Mattingly is hurting. Fact #4: Team chemistry is lousy. The los. of on-the-field leaders Willie Randolph (traded) and Winfield (injured) comb'ned with the many new faces on the team, means that the Yanks will spend much of their season just getting in synch. Fact #5: Even if ew York does get something going, George S1einbrenner will find a way to screw it up. It's time to face the facts. The Yankees are in for a long season. h would take a miracle for them to win the division and a Herculean -.ffort for them to merely finish .500. lt would be tempting to declare this year's tlub dead in the water. but they are the Yankees and as the great Yogi Berra alwtt. 1s says. "It ain't over till it's over." It's over Las Vegas oddsmakers obviously aren~ paying much heed to Yogi these days. They've already begun taking bets as to when Yankees' manager Dallas Greene will be fired. Here are the odds as of today: Fired by May 1st: 100-1 Canned by the All-Star break: 2-1 Finished by August 1st: Even biah vs. Tyson? ln ~bout t_hat saw the smaller man give away nearly JOO pounds to the larger. flyweight Isiah Thomas took on heavyweight Bill Canwright during the Pistons-Bulls game last week. It all started when the two wrestled for rebound ing pos_ition. Isiah thought it would be to his advantage if he backhanded C~rtwn~ht across the face in pursuit of beuer position. Cartwright retaliated wtth a nght hook and the melee was on. Pl yers from both teams then piled on the two combatants in an effort to stop('il the fi&ht. When _all was said and done, Isiah left the game with a broken left finger while Canwnght received only minor cu ts and bruise . After bashing Cartwright,_being bashed himself, and then being stomped on by other players: Isiah had this to say.about the condition of his finger, "I can't understand how 1 could have broken 1t." Younger, but not necessarily wiser . .Fo r t~ose of yol! who don't believe that intelligence, or lack of it in this case. 1s mh~nted .. Here 1.s as much proof as you11 ever need. Today. in Las Vegas, Robbte Knievel will attempt to be the first person in history to successfully jump the fountains in front of Caesar's Palace. This is the same jump that his father Evel Knievel attempted, and failed. nearly 22 years ago. That iump nearly cost Evel his life. If Robbie succeeds, he'll get $250,000. If he fails, he1l get lots offlowers. Quote of the Week David Letterman on the New York Yankees: "The commissioner of baseball calied up George Steinbrenner today and told him to go ahead and put cork in the bats." MSU will rely on its strength in the timed events at the U of M rodeo this weekend. EXPONENT Friday, April 14, 1989 25 r•••••••••••- II1l1J:;t1l¢ --•••••••••• .. Jockey Shorts Large 1 Item PITCHERS WHO SERVED PETE ROSE HIS ... * Pizza 1st hit -- Bob Friend (triple, 1963) 500th hit -- Al Jackson (single, 1965) ,1,000th hit -- Dick Selma (single, 1968) 2,000th hit -- Ron Bryant (single, 1973) $5.50 3,000th hit -- Steve Rogers (single, 1978) 3,631 st hit (NL record) -- Mark Littell (single, 1981) 4,000th hit -- Jerry Koosman (double, 1984) 4,192nd hit (ML record) -- Eric Show (single, 1985) Free *Last hit to date a single in 1986 off Greg Minton: last AB a strikeout vs. Rich Gossage in 1986 Delivery ALL-TIME ROOKIE BATTING LEADERS 586-1166 expires 4/28/89 1. Batting avg. -- Charles Watkins, Cardinals ______... _____ "" ______. (1930), .373 2. Hits -- Lloyd Waner, Pirates (1927), 223 3. HRs -- Mark McGwire, A's (1987), 49 4. RBl's -- Ted Williams, Red Sox (1939), 145 ATTENTION 5. Walks -- Ted Williams, Red Sox (1939), 107 6. Strikeouts -- Pete lncaviglia, Rangers (1986), 186 *1900-1988 PLAYERS WITH MOST MAJOR AND MINOR LEAGUE HOME RUNS 1. Hank Aaron -- 786 HRs 2. Babe Ruth -- 715 3. Willie Mays -- 672 4. Frank Robinson -- 640 5. Harmon Killebrew -- 636 6. Willie McCovey -- 626 7. Reggie Jackson -- 603 8. Ted Williams -- 587 Rewards of a Higher MONTREAL TEAMS THAT HAVE Education Start Now ... WON THE STANLEY CUP* 1. Montreal Canadiens -- 23 times • No Downpayment* 2. Montreal Victorias -- 4 times • Special Finance Rates* 3. Montreal Wanderers -- 4 times • Highest Rebates Ever 4. Montreal A.A.A. -- 3 times • No Payments 'til July '89* 5. Montreal Shamrocks -- 2 times "o.a c 6. Montreal Maroons -- 2 times *1892-93 - 1987-88 See our professionals for details FEES TO RACE IN THE TRIPLE CROWN . Kentucky Derby -- $10,000 entry fee, $10,000 .C.Billion to start Bozeman 5864575 2. Preakness -- $5,000 entry fee, $5,000 to start 3. Belmont -- $5,000 entry fee, $5,000 to start 26 Friday. April 14. 1989 EXPONENT Bobcats ink three players for '89·'90 by Dan Huffine Staff Sponswnter Head coach Stu Stamer announced the signing of three players to a National Lener of Intent on Thursday in preparation for the 1989-90 basketball season. The liSI includes Willard Dean. Chris Herriford. and Dave Moritz. Dean and Moritz will enroll as juniors as MSU following two seasons in the junior college ranks while Herriford will be enrolling as a freshman next fall. Dean. a 6-0 point guard will come to Montana State after spending two seasons at Highland Park Comi:nunity Colleg~ in Highland Park. Michigan. He averaged 15.8 points and 7. 7 assist· per game last year and will be a welcome addition LO a Bobcat program that struggled to find a true point guard for much of last season . .. Our top priority was getting a point guard and Willard Dean fills that need \'CT) well." Starner said. "The three players we have signed are players that will help fill some needs that we have after last season ... Ove rall, I think the six recruits we have signed have put the Montana State program in a pretty competitive posture." Dean will be competing with redshirt freshman Troy Marks and senior redshirt Gale Berry who transferred to MSU from Eastern Washington a year ago. "'The key for us is the development of a leader at point guard .., Starner continued. "Dean. Marks. and Berry will be competing for the spot.,. Berry. a 6-5 guard / forward from Great Falls will enter his senior season at MSU after spending two years at orth Idaho JC and one season at Eastern. He is expected to challenge for rhe starting spm at guard or forward next season. Herriford. a 6-7 205-pound forward, will be coming to the Bobcat program after a tremendous senior season at Gardiner High School Herriford. who teamed with his brother Pat. led Gardiner to a 26-0 record and the State Class C title last month. He was named to the first team all-state for Class Caswell as the MVP of the State tournament. He was also named MVP of the ElecLric City Classic. a tournament 1hat has brought together the top high school talem from across Montana in Great Falls two weeks ago. Herriford averaged 24.0 points. 10.5 rebounds. and fouc blocked shots per game last season. "Chris is a very versaule player.'' said Gardiner head coach John Oxton. "He plays smart and has the abilitv to go inside or outside." • "The key for us is the devel opment of a leader at point guard. Dean, Marks, and Berry will be competing for the spot." -Starner Moritz, a 6-7 205-pound forward, comes to Montana Sate from Iowa Lakes Junior College in Estherville. Iowa. Moritz averaged 16.0 points and I0.3 rebounds per game last season. Moritz "'ent to Iowa Lakes following his senior year at Estheiville High School where he led the team to the state championship during his senior season . .. He is a very mobile player 1hat is effective playing both inside and outside," said Iowa Lakes head coach Bob Grems. "The three players we have signed are players that will help fill some needs that we have after last season."said Stamer. "Overall. l think the six recruits we have signed have put the Montana State program in a p retty competitive posture." The three latest signees join three players who signed last ovember. Loren Luedeman. a center from Brother Rice High School in Birmingham, Michigan, forward Greg Powell of Fon Scoll Community College in Fort Scott, Kansas. and forward Allen Lightfoot of Colby Community College in Colby. Kansas will enroll at Montana State this fall. "Next year we11 probably be more unknown because we have nine new faces on the court," Starner said ... but I th ink we11 be Coac h Stu Stamer hopes OhOIO.Dy Kettl House more versattle in term of perimeter shooting and ball handling." the new recruits will erase the memories of last yea(s disappointing season. EXPONENT Friday, April 14. 1989 27 More ... Shorts A Toucfi of A Taste of Jockey Itnly Montana. GAMES REQUIRED TO RECORD 1,000 NBA WINS* Stop by the Cafe Avellino 1 . Boston -- 1 ,593 games Featuring · 2. Milwaukee -- 1,654 games Pasta, Gounnet Pizza, Wines, Beers and Liquors Happy Hour 5 to 8 each day 3. Philadelphia -- 1,711 games Pasta & Chianti $5.00 4. L.A. Lakers -- 1 ,757 games Pizza & Chianti $5.00 5. Atlanta -- 1 ,855 games lftYf.d 11 a..m. · 12 p.m. 6. New York -- 1,976 games For all your special occasions & celebrations, 7. Washington -- 1,993 games for dinner in our beautiful garden room. *Detroit took longest to reach 1,000 wins (2,216 make a reservation games) 1235 N. 7th Ave. 586-153-'i BROUGHT TO YOU BY ... Free Oelive 587-9002 Free Delive 5lJ7-C"Q2 Biggest TV Sports Advertisers in 1988 ..... r------1.,, 0 I I'"' 0 . 1. General Motors -- spent $581 ,000 per day 0) 1 SUN.-MON.-TUES.-WED 1 * .....I I I CJ 2. Anheuser-Busch -- spent $396,000 per day co II) 3. Philip Morris -- spent $37 4,000 per day I FREE PIZZA I~ I Im 4. Chrysler -- spent $249,000 per day I Buy One Get One Free I en per day 5. McDonald's -- spent $209,000 Tues. and Wed. I Free Delivery I~ All You Can Eat I expires 4/30/89 Ig ------coupon------·"' pizza-chicken-soup-salad Mon. and Thur. .,, BATTING AVERAGES OF $4.30 PLAYERS OVER AGE 40 IN 1988 Large Pizza for the price~ 1. Graig Nettles, Expos (age 44) -- .172 of a small ~ 2. Darrell Evans, Tigers ( 41 ) -- .208 ===F.A.C. ~· 3. Jose Cruz, Yankees (41) -- .200 (Friday Afternoon Club) en 16 oz. bottles of 2:30-5•30 OJ....., 4. Bob Boone, Angels ( 41 ) -- .295 I Coke with any----~ MU SIGMA ALPHA Spring Variety Show Friday, April 14, 7:00 PM in Reynolds Recital Hall-Howard Hall (Music Bldg) COST: $1.00 -All Talents Welcome! -Must be an MSU student -Must Audition with a well prepared act! -Must want to have FUN Auditions: -Thursday, April 6, 6-8pm -i,o,..I!) Hall ,('o<.r"J/ 0._e .~e~· -In Reynolds Recital ~ <..q<.. -Sign up to Audition in the music department · 0 0 <:> Lobby, by noon-April 6 28 Friday, April 14. 1989 EXPONENT DhOto nv Kc lh Mou a The women's tennis team travels to the University of Idaho... while the men are at Boise this weekend. _,, Brought to you by Student Activities and ASMSU Films HONORE DAUMIER April 16-18 ~ LITHOGRAPHS DUNDEE Sponsored by ASMSU Arts & Exhibits in con·unction with the Montana Art Galle Directors Association. - ASMSU Lively Arts Presents : () )> s: -0 c > (j) m \..!\ z -I m For the Magic 01 tlig Screen ::D GET OUT YOUR HANDKERCHIEFS -I s:: )> 7:30 April 14 & 15 z 9:30 p.m. \J\ ~ A Broadway Musical $1.50 for Students Starring 1984 MSU Alumni Dan Sharkey m 125 I.infield z -I c EXPONENT Friday, April 14, 1989 29 Jockey Shods 1989-90~BUSINESSMANAGER The EJcooneni "Here is your chance to manage $1.5 million" The Revenge for the students of MSU. 1 year paid position. ONLY NBA TEAMS WITH WINNING Please bring cover letler, resume, and 3 references along with your PERCENTAGE IN PLAYOFF SERIES application lo room 281 SUB by 5:00 pm Apr. 17. COMPETITION* 1 . L.A. Lakers 25 4 (.862) Applicants must carry at least 7 credits. •irs no Joke• 2. Boston Celtics 22 6 (.786) 3. Philadelphia 76ers 14 7 (.667) 4. Detroit Pistons 6 5 (.545) 5. Houston Rockets 8 7 (. 533) NOTICE NOTICE *1 980-1988 THE ANNUAL ELECTION OF DIRECTORS MIKE TYSON'S FIVE QUICKEST FOR THE MSU BOOKSTORE, INC. KNOCKOUTS IS SCHEDULED FOR 1. Marvis Frazier (1986) -- 30 seconds WEDNESDAY, APRIL 26. 2. Robert Golay (1985) -- 37 seconds 3. Rick Spain (1985) -- 38 seconds 4. Mike Johnson (1985) -- 39 seconds APPLICANTS MUST FILE AT THE 5. Mark Young (1 985) -- 50 seconds ASMSU OFFICE (Student Union Building) ' . . NO LATER THAN MSU Student Has NOON, WEDNESQA Y, APRIL 19. Had Enough. ONE FACULTY TWO STUDENTS Directorships to be filled : One (1) Faculty member of the Corporation*: Must be "at least eighteen years of age, and at least an Assistant Professor with three consecutive years of service at Montana State University." Said professor to "hold office for three years ... " Two (2) Student members of the Corporation* : (a) One student who is "at least eighteen years of age; has earned at least thirty credits." Said student "shall serve for two years ... " (b) One student who is "at least eighteen years of age; has earned at least seventy five credits . " Said student "shall serve for one year ... " This man was found in his dorm room about to do himself in, because of his fear of failure on the MCAT. He was saved in the nick of time due 10 a book of faulty matches. Student must be (and remain) e ligible by maintaining the credit and grade point r equir ements of Montana State University for extra- curricular eligibility. Happy twenty-third birthday Pat. Individuals who recejve direct support from a full-time Baby, have a blast. Bookstore employee are not eligible to serve as a Director. Love your paraphernalia *MEMBERSHIP: "All regularly registered students and Wendy regular members of the faculty of Montana State University ... " are members of the MSU BooksTore, Inc. Happy Birthday, Pat. ~SU EOOKSTOR:E Frank Sara and Tom 30 Friday. April 14. 1989 EXPONENT The Deerslayers captured the Lethbridge Trolls Tournament title last weekend. ;.:nototr, Ke.ht-loose Deerslayers dominate Canadian tourney by Biff Cheddar another score and once again Mc Beth made a successful kick for battle. giving up only three points to the other side. With the play a final score of 18--0 for the Deerslavcrs. in the forwards most of the time. the MSU pack slowly wore Sports CorresµU11r.le11t The next game that dav for the· MSU side was against the down the Saskatchewan side. The 'Slayers came together in the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology team. Darren McBeth end. with try's scored by Chris Fritzen. Quentin Rhoades. Bretl took advantage of a N.A.l.T. penalty and successfully kicked Knudsen. Kevin Bright. Brian Wittenbecher. and Darren The MSU Deerslayers Rugby Team was in action l... st wee three points. Then the other side scored a try before the half and McBeth added six points in convened kicks. The fmal outcome kend. and w11h very pleasing results. The boys were in Leth bridge. the Dcerslavers were do" n 4-3. The second half clicked benerfor was 26-3 for the MSU Deerslavers. who took home the tourna- Alberta for the University of Leth bridge Trolls Collegiate Rugby the Monrairn side as Fritzcn and Vasquc1 both got tries and ment trophy. · Invitational Tournament Mc Beth added another two poinl convert. At the final\\ hist le the Named to the all-star team of the tourney from the \.ISU side The first game Saturday saw the !V1S U side up agains1 the MSU club was ahead 13-l for another v1ctor1 and a berth in the were Alan Kieckbusch for hooker. Quentin Rhoades at nanker. Uni\ersity of Leth bridge team_ Early into the game Chris Fri11en championships Sunday afternoon. - Brian Wittenbecher m the centers and Darren McBeth at wing. scored a and Darren \1cBeth ~dded another two points with try The championship game wa~ set against the Uni\:ersa:- of Mike Vaquez was awarded the tournament "1.VP and Quentin team. Mike the comert. At this pom1 the 'Slavers owned the other Saskatchew;\n Dogs. Thi!i \\ m. by fart he most challenging team at Rhoades received the "'horse -ass·· award for excellent social Vasquez rambled for a score arid McBeth made the com·erted the 1011mei and the baulc would be long and hard. For the Rugby behavior. kick once again. Chris Fri1zen added some insurance with lone.est rime both 1he forwards and the backs fough1 a defensi\e This weekend the Deerslayers are m Billings for a lec:gue game. Who is the only golfer to win back-to-back Masters titles? a) Lee Trevino b) Gary Player c) Jack Nicklaus d) Arnold Palmer Circle the correct answer and return it, along with Compliments of: your name, to THE EXPONENT, SUB. Rm 330. Three winners will be selected by random drawing of all correct entries received. Winners will receive a ''TCBY'' card good for a free The Coulllry\ Best JfH]urt next 10 m1m-m<.irt on \.\('M f\-1.:nn EXPONENT Friday, April 14, 1989 31 SHE WILL ALWAYS BE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL, BUT... iii \)ream Team i] "IRRESISTIBLE, A GEM!" \\\\ she~ gone ~rom ~~b~ ~ , J: -Micheal Medved, SNEAK PREVIEWS ) awkward to awesome. ~· '." .... 1- t' :::::: :::: Boys are going crazy, w ( t1 :r: :::: you're going nuts and .. . ::: ·.i. L: she's out of control. ( t: TONY DANZA Tu know Uoyd Dobler is to love him. ·. Diane Court is about to get to know Lloyd Dobler. Jlrn·s 01rii 011 filled comedv." }: . -l>Jphnt: l5avh.:::::: ~~ Nightly WOMAN MAGAZINE ::::;: 8l A UNIVCR$Al AU.CASE ·:-:•: CO\f1HUJ 7:00, 9:05Sunday 4:30 ~~~~~~ Nlghlly \r &------=:---fo-oe-crolis--wi-llXlU-ta-plan'"'11······ .J ~ ~~~~li.~.~,:'. areouttorobooebank :::::: TOM totally withlotsofcasb. ·.·.·. CRUISE screwball. ~~Ms~OOM-u~ !.lr 32 Friday, April 14. 1989 EXPONENT (j.JKlr.fi THE BLOOM COUNTY FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON -. r.· °'"''-"' ...... ,...,.,. 4 -1 3 "Just keep him calm for a couple of days .... he"s got lockbody.'' 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