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Issue 663 UDivenity of JlUsso . rl-Sl. Louis M al'cb 29, 1990 Underground Cited By Health Department by Michelle McMurray the maximum. Grade A indicates ex- never had a problem with roaches. . Including the weather-for the slight with the arrangement, the contract pro­ recommendations for the food . "We associate photo editor cellent eating conditions and points of Another student, Diana Harvestmoori drop;' maintained Harris. "When it is vides for either side to term inate. All of have a broad audience," explained 85 or above. Grade B is a score of alleged she got violently ill from a salad a nice day business slows down, and the food services on campus are on a Schmalfeld . "Some of our customers are The UM-St. Louis Underground was 70-84, and C is a score of 69 or less. she purchased from the Underground. when it is a rainy day we are very busy" one-year contract with Morrisons ' Ilegetarians, some want a full dinner; and Dawn Pierce, a junior at UM-St. ordered to remove the salad bar by the Most of the scores for UM-St. Louis "I am still waiting to hear from the Custom Managment, with an option for some just want a sandwich. We offer Louis, supports the boycott, "I've eaten three years. st. Louis County Health Department are between ,85 and 90; hOwever, UM- Health Department on what exactly meals where calories are posted for at the salad bar and after reading the Wednesday, March 28, St. Louis received 70 points on an in- made me ill;' she remarked, adding that those who are watching their weight:' letter in the last issue [of the Current], The first contract was drawn up in Ju­ The Health Department recorded specti on April 10, 1989 and was "since then I have not eaten in the I will never eat there again;' she ly 1987 and has been renewed every seven violations, including a salad bar downgraded to a B. 11 violations were cafeteria:' Schmalfeld said the Underground is declared. year. "The decision to renew or look for temperature above 50 degrees found, including: milk at 80 degrees, A university food service employee, another company would be an ad­ sprayed for bugs every two weeks. "In Fahrenheit. ''The temperature on the roaches present, food not covered, and who spoke on condition of anonymity, Senior Brian Roither said, "I only eat ministrative decisiW'\ ," said Bob addition;' he emphasized, "we do a walk salad bar should not be over 45 dishwater temperature below 160 said that the day the roaches were found there when I'm desperate: ' Schmalfeld, Director of the University through with the University Center and degrees," said Shimeliss Demissie of the degrees, The follow-up report, dated in the salad, managment ordered the Several students did not observe the Center. ,: Food Service personnel, looking for St. Louis County Health Department. March 12, cited eight violations and the same bowl brought out to the bar area, boycott. "It's the only place on campus potential problem areas, such as clean­ 1 The Food Service managers make ing and equipment." The repOlt states the salad bar is to Grade A rating was reinstated. This employee said that as recently as to get food , but if I had a better choice be removed until necessary repairs are As recently as February 20, 1990 the last week, mice were found in the dairy I'd use it;' said junior Mark Sandmann. made. The cafeteria was also cited for Marillac campus was cited with 10 viola- . . case and that pudding had had to be Jack Boeger, another junior, had thi s the presence of roaches. tions and a score of 79 to qualify them thrown out. to say: "I was craving their deli cious piz­ An allegation of food poisoning pro­ for a B rating. That cafeteria was "This place needs a good cleaning! za . 1 don't think the prices are that bad. mpted an inspection of the cafeteria by upgraded back to an A on March 19. Some of us have offered to clean [the I'd like to see a deli wh ere you could the Health Department; the report, A boycott of the Underground was cafeteria], but we don't have time dur­ make your own sandwiches." dated March 19, cited mice droppings called for on Tuesday, March 27 by ing the day;' explained the employee. Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs in the utensils, salad dressings at 60 UM-St. Louis student M. Al-Khorashi "The management doesn't want to pay Lowe "Sandy" MacLean said that when degrees, eggs at 90 degrees, and un­ after she found a roach in her salad: . us the overtime it would take to do the he recieved the call from the Ms. AI­ covered food, job," . "I called for the boycott because I Khorashi he responded immediately. The Health DepaJtment allows for 10 want the people who the cafeteria The employee said it was hard to tell "We are very concerned;' he said. days to fix the problem. If the problem to take the problem seriously;' · she if the boycott was successful because "We had an extra search for any unusual is not corrected by the next inspection, stated. "It seemed to me they did not. Tuesdays and Thursdays are generally prob lems and expanded spraying for the establishment can be downgraded. 1 talked to the manager of the cafeteria slow days anyway. bugs, The Underground is a class A The cafeteria at the north campus has and he blamed the bookstore. I think Food Service Director Chris Harris, eating institution, but unfortunately, this been downgraded once, as has the that's a cop out. They need to clean up who manages the Underground, said time of year bugs come out:' Marillac campus. their. act." the boycott had a minimal effect on food The contract the University has with SALAD BAR TOSSED: The salad bar in the Underground was remov­ Eating establishments are graded on UM-St. Louis bookstore manager sales. the Food Service requires mutual ed fo llowing an inspection by the County Health Department March a Doint system, with 100 Doints beins:! . p l oria)~chultz said the bookstore has "There could .be several factors- satisfaction. If either party is unhappy ?8. (Photo bv.Mic elle McMurray) _. Gay Organization Reports Vandalism Curators Discuss Engineering by Brad Touchette about. LGCO 's flyers or any other campus reporter Biling also added that UM - St. group's flyers, Louis, being mostly a co mmuter cam­ "I'ts a violation of the conduct code by Kevin Kleine The cost of implementing the pro­ .end of that that no planning had A campus organi zati on is a campus pus, makes it even more difficult for pro­ editor gram is one iactor in the arguments been done when the very history organi zatio'n is a campus organization, . cal led 'destruction of propelty '," com­ spective members to joi n. "Most mented MacLean. "I'm concern ed against the UM-St: Louis plan. · It you're addressing is a history of very right? Not so, according to Larry Bir­ students here are going to school with about these vandals for the very reason The proposed engineeIing pro­ would take about $6.2 million a YlUII' meticulous plans, ." Raven said. ing. president of the Lesbian and Gay the kids they went to high school with that what th ey' re doing is intimidating gram at UM-St. Louis became a to run the engineering program ''There also seems to be an assum­ Campus Organization(LGCO}. and they're sWllil'ing at home with their and discouraging students from joining:' topic of debate at the rec~nt Board here. The one being proposed by tion that just because a plan was pro­ "Lately we've had flyers that simply in­ parents, These factors make it hard er of Curators meeting here after' state McCarthy would cost about $8.4. posed and not immediately im­ form students of our organization tom to keep it within the group than it would MacLean also mentioned that first . senators have questioned the validi­ million. plemented that in some way it was down or defaced," said Biring. "Unfor­ be on a campus away from hom e." time offenders could receive a repri­ ty of the program. The Curators decided to stick to a failure;' Raven said. <1t was a failure tunatly, it proves to me homophbia is Johnda Boyce,.president of the Gay mand of anyth ing from probation to A proposal fro m Sen. Thomas their plan citingjhe need to suppert to implement that plan, but I think alive and well on the UM-St. Louis and Lesbian Student Association suspens ion , depending on the severity McCarthy (R-Chesterfieldl would a .campus committed to an idea. that we have to be vel')' precise that campus." (LGSAl at Southeast MissOUli State of the incident. have engineering classes taught here "By airing all these things, I hope it was net a failure to the university This recent vandalism is much less University (SEMO), said her campus "The main purpose of this organiza­ via satellite from Rolla instead of us­ we can av oid the assumtion that no as a whole. Somehow, too much of severe than the incident on November group encounters th e same probl ems, planning has gone on here:' Dt tion is to provide homosexuals with a Ing professors in classrooms at the discussion for my taste comes 18, 1988 in which many members of the "Here at SEMO , th e campus Raven, vice-pr-eSidertt of the healthy enviomment to meet other peo­ Washington University and UM-St. P~ter :from the point of view that past organization had their cars defaced with organizations write their upcoming Board said. "Somehow it seems vel)' ple like themselves," Biring said , Louis. boards and that we in past years, or obsenities wIitten in lipstick . events in ch alk on the sidewalks; ' said UM-St. Louis Vice Chancellor peculiar to me t:Qat 51ou could .listen perhaps that some of us are not "Students who are under 21 and gay "Nothing that bad has happened Boyce. "Every time we adveltise an event have nowhere safe to go, We want to for Student Affairs, S1!Dd)l MacLean" to a hiStory. of careful atanning in the committed and aggressi.ve. That since the group has reorganized, but in front of th is one buildin g, the janitor said that tne Rolla ptoposalwould university over y~ and tnen; so asum~ that the evolutiC'.ln of the provide them with a place." ?O there have been flyers found on th e will come out and throw water on it." be more &1CPensi\~ that the -Qne here. many of US: t;(l d cond~de 'at the . University has ,J1ot been taking place ground, tom up, or even been turned "Other than that, there is some oc­ Another member who wanted to re­ ~ in the most appropriate wa.-i' Raven around and had Bible scrip tures writ­ casional defacing on the sidewal ks and main anonymous said,"We're not caus­ said. ten on the back of it," said another wlitten on or torn up flyers. I'd almost ing a disturbance on canlpus of any "Qur job is not to be member, who as ked to remain rather have the things tom down or kind. We have just as much right to disciplinar;ians to cut them back, tQ anonymo us, washed away," added Boyce. "At least meet as any other group. It's just too bad d ·all the failings in their aspini.- . :tin. Although $250 wi ll be granted to that way the signs aren't up for the that homophobia is so prevelant here." '\i9ns and ,to make them' vel)'narrew whole campus to see." or'tol:make them comply with some LGCO by the Student Activities Budget This member also said that the group Committee (SABC) next year, the money Sources at the University of Missouri­ kind of model that we might ba~e in had 70 flyers printed up two weeks ago our minds er might have am:ived. at for the flyers this semester is coming out Columbia (UMC) report inc idents of and there's hardly any left to show for it. of members' pockets. as the Tesuit of a very brief study;' vandalism and minor thefts in the offices "The money isn't our unly concern," of the Gay And Lesbian Aliance (GALA) "We' re go ing to have more printed up. naven c()m~nted . . We would just like people to quit tear­ Hewamecl agaiost the boatMool- said Biring. "We are a campus organiza­ at UMC, simlar to those at the LGSA at SEMO. The things most often stolen, . ing them down just because they don't ~r. <1 sel(jnto beli e~ il'l~ t~at jugg!.-' , tion like any other, but students who see our flyers tom up and defaced will ob­ according to sources, are answering agree with th e way we live our lives." I :grams around will make, viously be intimidated by it. It's already machine tapes. "We took the room number off the ••••I£jill. < bettet scary enough to come out and admit Lowe "Sandy" MacL ea n, vice flyers to increase security and privacy;' 'K~rih'l~ln>t- 'Phe Mi~uri Houpe \!~ted to pr'9· . -, ,..... you're gay. You risk losing support of chancellor of Student Affairs for UM­ said Biring. "But it's very difficult to get See GUR.MXJRS, p'q~e. '2 your family, friends, employer, and St. Louis, said there will be punishments new members when people keep tear­ anything else you may care deeply for anyone caught vandalizing the ing dowl'l our fl yers. "

.I Small Vetoes 'SGA Election Restructuring Plan Conduct Cod~ · H~arjDg .March :30 by Kiril Dickinson lack of secrecy, security, and time, as well .requirement was not met. approval. .. ;: . ;...... " . news editor as the difficulty in confirming that each Last Tuesday, Small revealed that he student has received a ballot. would not release the necessary funds, First of all, he doesn't want to put the Opponents of a reccl;Jt d~ to At:nericalil Civil Liberti¢SUfllofl and In the latest move of an ongoing . FUlther complicating the whole affair effectively killing the mail-in proposal. proposal to a mail-in vote: "['m a little revise the Student Conduct Code: the 'HhiversityofMissoun legal dispute over how to conduct upcoming are questions as to whether or notthe What happens next is up to the skeptical about the mail-in procedure," wiil have an opportunity to' elg)l'j;)s~ counsel' fot ·review . Student Govemment Association (SGA) proposal was officially passed, since the Assembly, he said March 15. their concern at a public hear-ingon Pail! Mp.ttecicci , ~tudent Represen- elections, SGA President Terence Small minimum attendance requirement to In any case, the controversy over pro~ Friday, Ki.rch 30 at 2 p.m. j'n Room I4tive' to the ~oard of.Cf.ti:atQrs, ex- said Tuesday that he would not approve conduct official bt,lsiness was not met at cedure has derailed an attempt to And even if the proposal were submit­ 229 of the ltC. Penney Building . . ' pr~ssedconcem over t he l eg~ities the funds necessary to have "mail-in" the Assembly meeting last December. change how the SGA President and ted to a, at-large student vote, Meinhold The heariog is beir

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Call 232-0912 • "It's time to face reality," He said, "We built recently .at the columbia campus NOWH Year round &. summer jobs CDLLEGE STUDENTS. about homes for sale, and apart­ Ka thleen for class ti m es and loca­ RESUMES/ LASER TYPESET· have to budget and plan with the quali­ after the late eu ator Carrie Francke. available, $300-$600 per week. Sick of calling home for money? m ents for rent, contact Universi­ tions. 741-7315 TlNG - Professionar writer/editor, Jeep for sale: '78, 4spd, 8 eyld. Call ty of the intitution that...,e want based Stewards, Social Directors, Tour We have flex.ible hours to your ty City Residential Service, 630 Former eployee of resume agen- ' Paul at 921 -1835. "Carrie Francke gave unstintingiy of Guides, Gift shop cashiers, etc. schedule. A M • AFT • EVE Im­ Trinity, 726-0668. IF YOU ARE HAVI NG TRDUBLE cy knows: Those places are rip- on the situation that we know today, We herself in service to the University of Both skilled and unskilled people mediate openings. Great sa lary GETTING THE GRADES .YDU offs. I will pre pare for you a . Personal WANT WE CAN BE A BIG HELP resume as good or better. than Cockroaches needed for chemical have not, in my opnion, set the same Missouri;' Magrath said. "Although ~he neeed ~d. Call (7 ·19) 687-6662 bonuses' Call now: 949-0051 1 or 2 bedroom homes, newly remodeled, reasonable rates, TO. YDU, reasonable rates, money thiers for \" the .cost. Compare research, Apply at the Said Bar, kind of priorities we talked abDut last was very YDung at the time of her tragic SUMMER JOBS Looking for a job with great pay­ Ferguson and UMSL campus back guarentee, ca ll. ..THE HABIT cost and quality. 725-3423. Bleu Cheese Dept. The Crouton year;' Lichtenegger-said. CDNTRDL INSTITUT E. 8182 Lovers for the Advancement of d~ath, Carrie's contibutiDns to the Dver 50,000 summer job open· and commissions? vacinities, Call now 522-8336. University of ~issour Presiden~ C, ings at Resorts, Camps, Amuse­ With flexible hours? Maryland Ave, Clayton MD 63105, Volvo 1977, at,ac,ps,pb, sunroof, Quality Tasting Salad Dressings. University were Ullparalelled, This ment Park s, Hato:s, National Offering va luable training and .MISCELLANEOUS 727-7443. Ask for Ed Lutchansky looks & runs good. $1400 or best Peter Magrath and Raven ended the recognition will serve as a small offer. 993-0482. Para unas malas chicas en mi discussion with coments that echoed BUYING hockey, baseball, football dase de Espanol: Elias son malas reminder of our debt to her. ' Personal and basketball cards, No amount Rollerblades made by Bauer, chicas porque tienen un pensa­ some of the concerns voiced earlier; but Francke was 34 years old when her too small. Especially looking for Good condition. Size 10. Asking miento malo. Yo se ustedes Jennifer Teng: Wishing you a \ To all who made the Pakistan reminded the board that their mission GRETZKY. PAYTON and JDRDAN $80. Call Brad after 5:00 at secreta deseares. Elias ·son mi car went out of control May 22, on In­ happy 21st Birthday. We do e,·. lunch a great success. Thank you cards. Call Roger 837-2671 or Ken 991-0974. esclavos ustedes deben should be to give support to a detennin- terstate 70 in Montgomery County. She pect a party soon. Your de ar for your cooperation & help. From: y 837-4289. obedecer. Tus jefe, Sr, X. friends Qamar, Malik, Upkar. Organizing Comminee Jd campus. - was a practicing lawyer in Columbia imd Board President ,Eva Louise Frazer; two-tiiTIe candidate for Congress. . EDITORIALS March 29, 1990 CURRENT Page 3 Students Get Bugged

No, those aren't raisins with legs, they're roaches and they in­ habit the Underground. Maybe their just the pets of the mice there. The student have only one thing to say to the management -of the Underground: Clean up your act. The cafeteria has been downgraded from an "N' rating to a "B" in the past and as re­ cent as March 28 failed portions of the health inspection. Students traditionally complain about school cafeteria food, but grumblings about the Underground flared up even more when reports of food poisoning and little critters started corning in a week ago . . Blame was put on the bookstore by teh management of the Underground for the insect and rodent invasion, but that still does not excuse their actions that endanger the health of the campus population. If the situation is not corrected swiftly, the University should consider replacing the company that runs the Underground with one that can keep the place free of these un­ wanted lunchguests. In a letter to the editor last week, a student suggested j.i boycott of the underground for last TUesday, March 27. It seemed to be . business as usual though. In order for a boycott to really hit home, the underground needs to be deserted. Let the people in charge know how you feel. They work for us. .

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Student Government Association President lerence Small Saved the SGA elections from disaster by exercizing his power to con­ trol the purse strings in the organization. By refusing to sign the paperwork that would authorize the prin­ Discrimination O.K. When It's ROTC ting of ballots and the approval of postage for the proposed mail­ the four UM campuses to reopen the in ballots, Small in ,effect vetoed the plan. that it is in the best interest of the the Depaitment needs to eat the military to allow homosexuals to serve $25,000 or com mission Holobaugh and question of sexual orientation. The It would have cost about $3,000-$4,000 to run the election in any capacity. allow him to complete his duty. results of the campuses recommenda· under the plan proposed earlier in the year to mail ballots to every Oblivion tions will be considered by the Student student in the hopes of increasing voter tum-out. Since Congress has passed no laws Last iall, Washington University's Board Affairs Council., Running the elections in the way Small proposes will cost only restricting c!escrimination on the basis of Trustees added se.xual orientation to of se.xual orientation or preference. the the ways in whic h the university will not The council which is comprised of the by Shawn M, Foppe about $500. Small would pay student organizations a small ' Defense Department is free to set allow discrimination to occur. Faculty four vice-chancellors for student affairs managing editor amount to man the polls with their representatives. His plan would whatever policies it chooses. The members. student groups, Student Life and Burkholder would then make a pro­ provide a greater cross-section of the student groups involved and Supreme Court recently decided not to (Washington University's campus posal to the Board of Curators. Question: l·i17len is discrimination legal? no group could claim that another dominated the election process. overturn a case involving a lesbian who newspaper), and members of Burkholder would not sunnise the had been kicked out of the service say­ Washington University's student govern­ measure's chance of passage. The "I don't want next year's SGA to start off with a deficit either;" Answer: When it is prach'ced by the ing that they could not become involv­ ment have said that allowing the ROTC passage of such a measure would open ROTC. Small said after reaching his decision. Small said that the money ed in Department of Defense policies. progrdm to continue at Washington up the possibility of the removal ' of needed for the postage and printing would dep-lete the SGA University flies in the face of the ROTC from the University of Missouri. National attention has been focused on 1\'/0 things have caused Holobaugh's Trustee policy and common discency. budget. a Washington Uni,:ersity senior, JameS case to receive so much attention: the They are using the new policy regarding Many believe that the Department of In addition to financial concerns, Small agrees with the Cur­ Holobaugh, who was recently dismiss­ fact that the Anny is asking for its sexual orientation to seek the removal Defense could be forced into changing ed from the ROTC program at rent that the idea would be a failure at increasing the numberof scholarship money back and of ROTC from Washington Uni versity. anti-homosexual policies if more Univer­ Washington University because he told voters Washington University's recent policy sities discontinued ROTC programs his superior officer that he was gay. As regarding sexual orientation. Although a student government resol u­ because of such policies. Ryan a result of disclosing his sexual orien­ tion calling for the removal of ROTC disagrees. He believes that by the time tation, Holobaugh has been denied his This is the first time the Anny has ask­ from Washington University by the year a large number of universities are strug­ commission as an officer, kicked out of ed for scholarship money back because 1995 fail ed 10-16-1 on March 25, many gling with whether or not to remove his ROTC program, and demanded to Letters Policy a cadet has disclosed his or her of those I'oting no said they supported ROTC, that public opinion will dictate repay his $25,000 scholarship from the homosexuality. The army claims that the spirit of the document but had pro­ a change in national policy regarding The Current welcomes letters to the autho!~s name can be withheld by Army. In addition, the problems with his blems with the language. One or two homosexuals forcing Congress to pass editor. The writer's student number requesl Holobaugh has broken his contract and scholarship have forced him to finish his is unable to fulfill his duty to the ann)' new resolutions are expected to be a law outlawing such discrimination. and phone number must accompany The current reserves the right to last semester at home in Connecticut. and therefore owes the $25,000. presented at a meeting on Aptil 1. Ryan points to a time when women were all letters. Non-students must also in· edit all letters for space and style not inducted in the service and blacks consideration. The current reserves clude their phone numbers. Letters A recent UM-St: Louis Senate resolu­ were not integrated as examples. should be no longer than two typed, the right to refuse publication of Why you may ask should Holobaugh's Holobaugh has not broken his contract; tio n urges the Board of Curators to add dOUble-spaced pages. No unsigned letters, homosexuality cause such tunnoil in his when he signed it, he did not know he letters will be published, but the education and career: The answer lies was gay. Even if he knew he was gay he sexual orientation to the University of Universities have traditionally servea as in a Department of Defense policy which would not have broken the contract Missouri's list on non-discriminatory the social conscience of the nation. Let's clearly states that homosexuals are not because asking about someone's se.xual practices. Accord ing to Mark hope that the University of Missouri and allowed to serve in the military. Accor­ preference is discriminatory. Additional­ Burkholder, Associate Vice President the Board of Curators will be brave ding to Major Thomas Ryan, instructor ly, Holobaugh is able to fulfill his duty for Academic Affairs and form er presi­ enough to lead on this issue instead of & director of military science, the in the military; it is the Department of dent of the UM-St. Louis Senate. The hiding their collective heads in the sand Department of Defense does not feel Defense that is preventing him. Either Inter-Campus Faculty Council requested hoping the issure will go away.

LETTERS To THE E DITOR 'Weeding Out' Is Predjudice Towards Students 'Dear Editor, live up to our expectations. Also, I hope is not fair to us students who are the worked very hard to pay for school, but I am not the only one, but it does not life blood of the university. finall y had to give up. I hope that this letter reaches many happen once; its continual. After being eyes, for I feel that it needs to be writ­ let down, we ask others how they did One other thing that I would like to 1 am very grateful toward those who ten . There is, and r can't say it is a new so that hopefully we can ease our minds make note of is how the administration actually care about the success or failure type, a kind of prejudice that is on the and tell ourselves we did not do so bad. feels it needs to' grow, expand, and ac­ of their students and work with such in­ loose at the UMSL campus. It is not a Who does this to us? Our professors and comodate. For the students sake we dividuals to obtain their career goals. typical prejudice, such as blacks vs. our teachers do this to us. Then they need to work with what we have; modify (Not all of your are that way, though). whites, or men vs. women . I would like .say that it is a learning experience or our programs so we can compete. Cam­ But, those of you who grade critically, to make everyone aware of the prejudice' "we leam by our mistakes:' Too many pus size is not impottant in getting or or want to "weed out" individuals need of administration vs. students. such mistakes and our goals are giving a good education - proper faculty to check your standards of teaching. Let As students, we have all studied very hindered - such as graduate school or and the right programs wh ere students me remind you, if it were not for us hard for tests or researched long hours . that job we are all working to obtain. , actually succeed and not fail are what students, you would not have a job! for papers. After doing such work, Another thing is the tenn "WEEDING is needed. Kei{m Kleine sometimes willingly and sometimes un· OUT.' Why does one need to be "weed­ .'" ..editor ' willingly, we have been let down by fin­ ed out?" Some of us work very hard, As an aside, I had a close friend just ding we have failed. I do not mean fail­ earn little money, drive far distances, quit school after three years of college M, F3i$a~ MiIlil!; ed as in the big flag, but rather we feel and put up with the so called campus Someone please listen work. She said she just could not take Chnstopher M. CUrringto~ like we have failed because we did not red tape only to be "weeded out." This the pressure and strain anymore. She Cafeteria Concerns Answered Here Dear Editor, ment hallway, Univesity Center storage · may have been experienced as a result r am writing to share the following in- area and the J.c. Penney Building adja- of recent allegations and pledge to work Sincerely yours, fonnation regarding Food Services: cent to the University Center. On Mon- twoard a hannonious solution to the Robert C. Schmalfeld l.On Monday, March 19, the Food day, March 26, an inspection of these concems that have been expressed. Director, University Center Service was inspected by the St. Louis areas resulted in a count of four insects. County Department of Community We will continue to monitor this situa­ Health and Medical Care and was tion closely and will continue to take awarded a grade of "A." Food Services steps to improve the results achieved by Inconvienienceoj Laws are inspected regularly without prior Food Service and University Dear Editor, ment. We shouid also reach our hands notification by Sl Louis County and the Exterminators. into the pockets of our most honorable grade "A" has been consistently 3. University Center and Food Services 1 agree wholeheartedly with Nonnan professional hit men for tax dollars, awarded. personnel have been and will continue Bodenstein's letter suggesting that all When our laws aren't financially conve­ 2. On Friday, March 23, in addition to conduct weekly "walk throughs" of sexual activity, adult pornography and nient, then by God, let's change em. to Food Services's regularly scheduled all Food Service areas. . illegal drugs be legalized for tax pur­ bi-weekly exterminator service the I hope that this infonnation will be poses. While we're in the law books with Sincerely, University extenninator also serviced ,of value to everyone in the UM-Sl Louis . a pair of scissors, we should remove the Angela Harvey the Bookstore area, loadin dock, 'base- Community. 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"The volunteers are remarkable "Attention passengers, please buckle United States and 1.300 communities House from the history department. in many ways," the USIS report stated. your seat belts, the plane will be landing in 90 countries around the world. The Sister Cities us not linked directly with The report continues. "They pay their in Moscow in a few moments: ' St. Louis chapter is involved with other the UM-St Louis campus, but due to own expenses to collectively represent This is what Sarah Anderson heard Sister Cities in Bologna. Italy; Caleway, active involvement of many members of a youth contribution to furthering con­ as she slowly awoke and rubbed her Ireland; Lyons, France; Nanjing, Peo­ the faculty and staff, the campus and structive international connections." groggy eyes as she 'readjusted her seat ple's Republic of China; Stuttgart, studentS have benefited greatly. Some "I spent approximately $2,000 a year for the landing. Anderson was one of Federal Republic of Germany; and of the benefits in the past have been stu­ funding a program." Etzkorn stated fifteen students on their way to visit the Suwa, Japan. ' dent exchanges with other Sister Cities. about his coimection with Sister Cities. Russian capital. She was lucky. She was The local chapter would like to gain publicity for UM-St. Louis on other "I don't feel I'm wasting money. I do picked out of five different people in her the opportunity to start a Sister Cities campuses worldwide, and increased it because [ want to help better the pro­ area by Sister Cities International ~o see colony in the Union of Soviet Socialists knowledge about the nations of the gram." her dream city in person. Republic, (USSR) but presently the col­ world. The money raised or donated by the "I couldn't believe it was happening . ony's success is dependent on the "The volunteers for the program were volunteers of the prgram is used for to me;' Anderson exclaimed, "It felt liJ list them ·here. Jhere . m~t 'help bring political policies as well as faculty actively involved within the Sister of toleration is stretched to the limit, . My fi\vorites etia;ngEl"d;tmm . peop,lt; out there who diplomatic and social problems to a Cities program. Others include Inge they suffer burnout, and leave the pro- . uuder ,the- impl:-essia-n that I'm a year.i. but there ' ~a 'few I II guy. bablY n~ forgetwtren twas abou~ An)f\\!ay, _after that, I looked . four, ~lived in upst;a,te New York I ~ouIdh' t . '''around for the oest possible can~ and the cartoOns miss were "The Jackson Five" and "1'ne Tee-shirts didate to fulfill these Qualities and Tell Tall Tales ·Of The Times Harlem Globetrotters'~ the winner was quite a surprise. The CPS They work hard. They master dif­ "Wanted a foreign graduate student to Then we moved, and my hew person that latimire m.ost is BART in ficult bodies of thought. They conduct teach me English" and "Could Not Spell , SfMPSON. Yes, I idolize an. neighborhood, the big thing to tic scientific research and converse in LS-:' meet in th~sll:eet on Satl!r~ animated ten year old smart ass. D6 was ro foreign languages. A similar shirt- listing fifteen reasons day afternoons and talk about what .you think this could mean there's But now that spring is here, students why "Beer Is Better Than \\'omen At happened on "Sc.ooby Doo" and '5omething wrong' with me? again are communicating with each Tufts" - was sold last spring at Tufts "Bugs Bunny". Bot Bart is just the coolest guy fve other a little more primitively: with their University in Massachusetts. It led to a Yeah, those wel-e ' the good' old e>.ier seen, other than CalvIn from T-shirts. ban on potentially offensive shirts in cer­ days. Back then, cartOOBS Were fun­ Calvin and Hobbes. He's living the "Students have their identities tied up tain campus "zones." which later was n}, Maybe I've lost touch, or maybe 'c-ltildhood I wish I bad. \eah so he's with shirts to a very great extent. and overturned on free speech grounds. it's a generation gap, but I just don't only a cartoon ch31'3.cter. Hels still I believe they do communicate \vith on~ Such shirts say more about the see the appe,al today's cartoons. cool. - of another through their 'shirtspeak' wearers than about the schools thev at­ If they aren't about assault robots Then I started thinking about how language:' said Prof. Shay Sayre of San tend . Sayre and Cornwell contend. turning into station wagons, they're strange it was that so many adults Jose State University. who surveyed Both professors said that shirts spor­ ripoffs of popular movies watched that cartoon, 1 mean we're students at six campuse.s about their T­ ting collegiate logos or the Hard Rock (Ghostbuster, Karatee Kid). in college here, anG the biggest thing shirt preferences. Cafe T-shirts are popular at nearly all Even the old cartoons that are still to talk about is an animated iamiIv "T-shirts give you a group identity. it campuses. around have evolved into something that 1ives near a nuclear reacto~. shows your loyalty to a particular team "These shirts say 'I'm well-tral'eled: .. stupid. Yogi Bear used to be real What's the appeal? or group;' added Memphis State Univer­ Cornwell said. cool. All he \vanted was a pic'nic Of the students sun-eyed. 88 percent shirts from their own campus than any Th~e Wa5 a story on "The Simp­ sity's Bettina Cornwell. who also has Some are hetter-traveled than others. basket to steal. That was great, but said their T-shirts renect their lifestvle. sons" in the TV Guide a couple conducted scholarly research into why When eight SOl'iet exchange students other type of shirt. maintained USC stu­ then someone decided he needed a and 87 percent agreed with the stIte: weeks ago. They were comparing T-shirts, of all things. are so popular on arrived at Grinnell College in Iowa dent Attila Weixer. "School pride is real flying arc_ I fail see the logic ment "T-shirts tell me about p<:ople:' • them to the family in "Father KnOv.'S "to m campuses. earlier this ternl , Grinnellians chose to big here." this. If that wasn't ~d enough, the Corontl and Spuds shirts are popular Best" and suggesting that it SYlII­ "Colleges are wonderful areas to look greet them with T-shirt reading. "Not ''I'm willing to bet that every student arc had to go to outer·space. An an: because they glOlify alcohol, speculates :bolized the e\lo!utioFl of the percep­ at and study T-shirts because so manv Your Average Communist Party." here has at least one USC T-shirt," said ful!! of talking animals floatIng University of Wisconsin's Mike Veveer. tion of the typical American famih>, students wear them," Cornwell noted'. "Students covet shirts from pl~ces fur­ Weixer. who .has about twenty-five T­ around in space. Sounds a bad "You could say that this is a big party I think someone is getting a little like Not everyone is happy that students thest from their campus. Hard Rock shirts. Four are USC-related. trip to me. school." - carried away. . IT'S JUST A CAR­ wear T-shirts. or with what they're Cafe shirts are popular. but the more T-shirts are such a big deal at I guess I'm not stij)posed to li.ke Most of Vercer's fifteen T-shirts have a . TOON!!lIt's funny when Bart calls saying. scarce the sh irt, the more status it Southem Cal, he noted. that many the newtartooIlS. They're a:imedfQl­ political message. 'liP a bar and asks for Mr.'Jock Strap. In early March. University of receives from other wearers," Sayre said. enterprising students design and sell the kids of today. Know what "I think kids want to belong. and ,. You don't have to psychoanalyze it. that Southwestern Louisiana Dean of Stu­ Sayre, who surveyed 563 students at their own. For example. one student­ teFts about today's kidS? They're some types of products symbolize It's jt,l51 funny, me dent Life Mary McPhaul told a USL the univerities of Wisconsin. Colorado. made shirt that Weixer wons has a weird .. That's the onlyexplanatlol'l I belongi ng:' Sayre concluded. "Whatever '. Did people want to try to unders­ fraternity to stop selling T-shirts with Southern California and Te:-:as. as well BMW emblem and says "USC - the can think of. you want to be. you wear on vour chest:" tand \vhat would motivate Brtltus to messages that "could be construed as as Florida State and San Jose State Ultimate Business Machine:' Then again, my Pop hates "T!l¢ For example, in her sU~'\'ey, Sayre . alway'S. want.to beat up PopeY£, or negative when the university is trying to universities. found regional differences Nationwide, the enduring fad adds up Simpsons," and he probably thinkS found that FSU students often thought Brutus· didn't just figure out that put its best foot forward." in what shirts are the most popular. to a big business. especially for college fro p~tty Weird for watchiJig .ilif Gn~ . "I wish 1 were a member" when they saw ·h(;!cQuld eat spinach too. USL business fraternity Pi Sigma Ep­ For example. students at Florida State bookstores. he .knew who others wearing shirts with greek . " ;Antl \ybile v."e,'t-e at it, what was so I.y my herQ1YaS, ' silon had been selling shirts emblazon­ Of the 1.200 bookstores that are (FSU) tend to wear T-shirts with greek symbols. ed with the "Top Thn Reasons I Chose members of the Ohio-based National letters. particularly sororities. Wiscon­ ''I'd agree with that to some degree to Attend The University of sin students like Spuds MacKenzie and Association of College Stores (NACS). it's a status symbol." noted Maria PaJiios Southwestern Louisiana." including Corona Beer shirts. while Colorado 98.3 percent carry T-shirts with scholar­ of FSU 's Kappa Kappa Gamma. ly logos. students go for a more natural look. University of Southern California favoring plain white T-shirts. Students Sponsor Disabled Awareness Week (USC) students ai'e more apt to wear ~lSAHL~O AW~EHESS W~EK Like Old Man River they just keep IIpr il 2 - 6, 1990 rolllin' along. They may not all be "big ttontlay 'Pizza Man' 4/2/90 9:00 - 1:00 Technical Dlspl ~ y Doesn't wheels" on campus, but some of them Deliver J.C. Penney Lobby by David Barnes use wheels to negotiatr the hills and 10: 0 0 - 12:00 Movie: Whose Life is it An yway? The play doesn't make light of rape, played by Troy Schnider. Eddy served ,Uni v. center Lounge sports editor and rape isn't really the main focus of dales, the tortuous paths of this fonner 1:30 - 2:00 Sign in for DSU Race TBA in the Army for a while and was kicked golf course, more recelltly known as the 7.:ou - ):00 DSU wtleelctlair Race the story. The audience isn't meant to out of seminary school for fathering a University of Missouri-St. Louis 5:00 - 7:0U l1ovi~: Rain Man "1 wouldn't lay him. so he laid me off." get the impression that the two women Summit said Julie about her boss in Pizza Man . child . He now lives by delivering pizzas. campus. 1:00 - 1:45 Movies: HelD Wanted/The Impossible truly want to harm him. A person who has done this with his Takes A little Longer the second play staged by the Universi­ Actress Charlotte Stilitz fits excellent­ 211 Clark Hall/Womenls Center ty Players this year. life must be out of the ordinal'\'. but Next week starts the annual Disabl­ ~Y into her chal-dcter of Julie by display­ Schnider nerer convevs this. Eddv' never Tu.~~iJfI....Y. The play opens fast with laughs but ed Awareness Week on campus. 4/ .1/9U 11:00 - 1 :00 Mov i e: Gabi: A True story Ing a wide range of emotion. from seemed real and w~ played with too Uiliv. Center Loung~ like the undelivered pizzas of the ab­ despair to anger. She made the much reserve. Those who wou ld like to test their 2:00 4 : 00 Movie: Rain Han ducted deliveryman, grows stiff bv the skills in this department are invited to Summi t alcoholic, burned-out Julie beliel'able. As the characters began to discuss 5:00 - 7:00 Hov i e: Gabi: 11. True Story end of the pelformance. . Theresa Masters played Alice. the join in the annual wheelchair race, to Univ. Center Lounge The story concerns two roommates happiness and the meaning of life th e be held on April 2 at 2 pm. Call Carol 2:30 - 3:1 5 "lovies: H~lo Wanted LTb.~Q.~s~Le_ plain. red-glasses wearing. Jewish room­ play started to drag. The laughs weren't "akes A Lilil"';L~r going through personal crisies who mate without turning the part into a or Emily at 553-5380 {or more details. 211 Clark flail/Women's Cellte~ as frequent and the revelations made by 7:30 - 0 : 15 Movies: Help wanted/Tbe.-..l..mpoS.<;...jD.J..e.­ decide they need -to relieve their sexual cliche. Her I-'O(:al expressions and bod" There will be prizes for the winners. Past Takes A Little Longer the characters weren't enough to hold tension and unload their contempt for uniqu~. participants found the race to be 211 Cla~k \lall/Women's Center movements kept the character one's attention. men by raping one. Eddy. the piua deliveryman. iva;; challenging, enjoyable and "f.r;~rt~~~ _ay' Stiritz spiced-up the slow parts with thought-provoking. ·1 / 1/90 9:00 12:00 Wheelchair Simulatiofl her occasional outburst, - both verbal * .... Chalr Checkout 9 :00 JCP Rfl'l_ 69 (:1 1-=ti1" Return 12:00 J CP Hm. 69 and physicaL She can make her eves 10:00 12:00 t1ovie: 8?in Han assume a slightly demented look tha-t is For those who prefer a bit mure Summi t l:UO 3:00 Hovi~: Gabi: ~ True Slary unsurpassed. sedentary manner of acquiring insight Summi t But not just I'ocally did Stiritz cause l:UO 3:00 RhCE check in time is 1:00 concerning the lives of the differently Ilniv_ Center Lobby Race 5t.U;ts 1.:30 a stir. Several times the character prac­ abled, there will be films scheduled at I 1; OU 11:'15 Hov i e~: l!..gJ.!L WjirLt;gQ/]..h.g~ !I'POS S i hI c Takes 1\ Little Lu~ tically trashed the set by throwing bot­ various times and places thorughout :lil Clark Hall/Wumen's Ccnte.r: tles. glasses. and other items. campus. ]:00 3: 45 Movies : Help Wanted/The Impossible Takes A Little Longer The stage crew did an e);cellent job 211 Clark Ha-ll/Wl.)men l s Center in designing an apartment living room­ Other el'enl~ taking place on campus 5:DO - 1 :00 Hovie: Gab!: A T~ue storY will be the wheelchair simulation where Summi t kitchen. Carpeting. refrigerator. sofas. T. I).bIF.~~ faculty and students have to utilize a '/5/ 9 0 12:UO - 2:00 Hovie: Gabi: h True story strewn - out Miller Lite cans - everything Urliv. 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Deborah Stockhausen Thomas Kochheiser Jean Tucker , S~ly for Edwin Joern Ann Wilke Scott Jensen Monica Lewandowski Clark McMillion Carla Mooly Carol Bumb Kathleen Phares Dennis Bohnenkamp Barbara Burns Ellie Chapman Billy Foster Nancy Gleason Judy Gurley Linda Kick William Klein Judith Linville Jennifer MacKenzie Terence Martin David C. Rota Nanora Sweet fRIE Susan Tierney Charles Wartts Harry Weber John Antognoli Marlene Gustafson Niceta Labrador Carol Page Shahla Peterman Gillian Raw COOKIES Paul Schneider Cynthia Siegel Deborah Baldini ~; Rita Bergoudian Pierrette Daly Geramie Hoff Muriel Pascal Alicia Ramos Phyllis Wright \ Jl.. 'fi\ANK yOU! ; &.COFFEE David Griesedieck Beverly Sporleder J. L. Simmons . for the \ e Anyone wishing to nominate one of the above persons should fill out this notice BoYS in Bl.u or send a letter of recommendation by April 6, 1990 to: tor the:Lr FRIDAY continued Lecturer Award Committee Great c/o Acting Associate Dean Martin Sage COMMUNITY March 3Q J9CjU College of Arts and Sciences . SERVICE. 1;~'" gam .~J 6pm ______306 Lucas Hall .a ____ _

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.Jilpp{ications are avaiJabfe in 267 l.iniversity Center, .Jilpp&ation'lJeadfine is .Jilprif 13, 1990 I * I WORKING FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK FORUS. University Progranl iUlpllS IDIEIll:1V:E:AS' rE'DUI'CATIO'N Board ~ March 29, 1990 CORRENT Page 7 ~ife AfterB-ball By The Numbers Rivermen Blast Past by Mike Van Roo Rivermen by scoring &06 points in four Their Rivals 62-9 contributing sports writer seasons. The four-time letterman cur­ rently ranks 16th on the school's all-time by Greg Albers stealing all the headlines, it's easy to What kind of life awaits a basketball sCOling list having been bumped down reporter overlook hDW solid the pitching has player after college? For Jeff- Wilson, two notches this year by Chris Pilz and been so far this season. The team former standout of the UM-St. Louis Von Scales. The UM-St. Louis baseball team earned run average is 3.82. That's down a full run and a half from last Rivermen basketball . team, proves He lead the team in scoring during' continued winning big this past week year. there's more important things in life the 1988-89 season with a 13.1 average. with three straight wins over Quin­ The talent is evenly distributed than just playing basketball for a college He also lead the team in free throw cy and Harris StQwe. It's beginning throughout the hurlers. Rob Rixford ·team, '- percentage that year with .822 percent to sound like a broken record. but leads the staff with three wins and . . Jeff recently returned to school at and was second on the team in 3-point the Rivern1en offense is red hot. In an ERA unde'r 3.00. Brad Moore, UM-St. Louis to finish up his re­ field goals. In addition, Wilson started the three wins, they outscored their Jim Kinnet and Jim Foley all have quirements for a degree in mathematics, 27 of 28 games his senior year and was weaker rivals by a combined score two wins apiece. A degree that certainly requires more selected honorable mention All-MIAA of 62-9. . With a record of 13-4, Brady's attention than what a head might (Missouri Intercollegiate Athletic The ball club swept a bunch are ranked 15 in the NCAA , have to offer his players during a Association) at season's end. doubleheader against Quincy by timeout and the game on the line with scores of 17-3 and 20-4 and then Division II poll. "Jeff was a good player and leader precious few seconds remaining. trounced Harris Stowe 25-2. If the team hopes to continue it's both in the locker room and on the In this day and age of the student­ Craig Porter was the man of the success, it must improve on defense. court for us," Meckfessel said. ''I'm pro­ athlete, it's nice to see someone put the hour: In the sweep of Quincy, he had The Rivermen will begin playing ud he played for us and he was a part emphasis on the first part of that dou­ six hits, two home runs (both in the conference rivals more often, now of two outstanding teams his junior and ble word. The road to stardom in pro­ first game) and eight runs batted in. that the season is a month old and senior years. He came and paid his dues fessional sports from the college ranks But he wasn't done there. In the Har­ they can't afford to have a shaky his freshmen and sophmore years here narrows considerably for the abundance ris Stowe game he had four hits, in­ defense cost them any games. by sitting on the bench and not play­ of college athletes who try to make their cluding a triple and two more Although the defense has made ing much." Wilson acknowledged his way through this very limited glint of homers, and drove in a school record some strides recently, there are still teammates confidence in him by stating, hope, like so few grains of sand passing ten runs. The r.b.i. explosion push­ some holes in the infield. "I liked that responsibility, and I enjoyed quickly through an hour glass. ed his team-leading total to 28. His One position that doesn't need being a leader oQ, and off the court'." Wilson, one of three co-captains his four home runs paces the club as any help is catcher. Pat Mulvaney junior year and was team captain his Being only a handful of credits say of does his .837 slugging percentage. may be the only starter hitting under senior year (a position that is elected by his degree, Wilson hopes to use his The offensive outburst also raised his .300 (.286), but his defensive skills the player's at the end of each season), numerical knowledge in the field of be­ batting average to .465. have more than made up for his chose a degree where' he didn't take an ing an Actuary (A person who calculates The hot streak upped the team somewhat slow start at the plate. easy way out of the requirements that statistical risks and premiums for batting average to a staggering .382. While catching in 16 of the first 17 would have conflicted with his athletic insurance). Mike Musgrave raised his team­ games of the season, he has commit­ ted only one error and has thrown activities, BODY AND MIND AT ONE:Former Riverman Basketball player Jeff "It's a challenging job and is not real' leading average to .511 and his out one third of the runners testing UM-St. Louis head basketball coach Wilson has returned to UM-St. Louis to finish his, degree in easy to get in," he states. "You have to twelve walks leave his on base his arm. Rich Meckfessel applauds Wilson's mathematics. (phot by Michelle McMurray) take a test to get in, but 90 percent of percentage at .610. Three other The Rivem1en have games coming return to school, but quickly points out the people applying for this job are math regulars, Porter, WatTen Dey and more math or science in high school;' wasn't what he wat1ted to do. "I wasn't up with conference rivals Southeast he was here to go to school first and majors." Btian Rupp. are also batting above he thought. the type of guy to take a business book Missouri State and Southwest Bap­ play basketball second. "Jeff didn't take .400. Wilson took Geometry, Advanced home and read three chapters and Wilson still gets to play in an occa­ the easy way out in his maj ~ r," tist. This could be a critical patt of Algebra, and Pre-Calculus and found sional pick-up basketball game when Meckfessel said. "A lot of guys came study," he concurred. "I wanted to get "This is easily tlie most potent of­ the season. himself "pretty good at this:' He con­ a math degree and then maybe go back he's not practicing his math skills. Rut fensive team I've ever coached." said ''I'm comfOliable at this stage of here to major in business or AOJ (Ad­ tinued his mastery of math in college to Rolla and get an engineering degree realizes he Catl't play forever. "A friend head coach Jim Brady. "We have the the season, but we have to guard ministrationQf Justice) and find out it's entrance anti placement tests. like I really wanted in the first place." told me when it's over (playing basket­ potential to break almost every of- not so easy." against complacency," said Brady. ball), it goes fast, better enjoy it while "That has been our arch enemy the "I'm not the type of person to read When Wilson arrived on the scene at "You have to like math;' Wilson you can." But like a mathematical pro­ fensive record in school history." past few years. If we can stay hungry, chapter after chapter after chapter and W.. l-St. Louis he gave up on math for strongly emphasizes. "You can't say your awhile as he started aiming for an good in it or it comes easy. I actually blem, one has only so many options of With the high powered offense winning will take care of itself:' then take a test from it;' Wilson con­ trying to figure it out and mastering it. fides. "1 rather work something out, see engineeling degree at his father's enjoy working out a physics or word pro­ an answer and know if you're right or wishes. But at that time UM-St. Louis blem and feel happy when I've done "1 still enjoy the game and like to play, wrong. Either you know it or don't, was only cbnsidered a "pre-engineering something right after checking the but when I look out there I really do there's no reading a chapter about it:' school." and this left Jeff unsure of his answer in the back of the book, and miss it (playing with the team) I feel I future schooling interests. Wilson got his stalt in the numbers math is probably one of the toughest wasn't as good as I could have been, but game of math by accepting a friends ad­ At ..the advice of Mattin HatTis, things to do here at Ui>ISL:' I do feel proud of what I accomplished vice of taking math in high school which academic advisor to the basketball team. A native of Cape Girardeau, Wilson and I'm glad I came here. I have a lot the fri end felt offered a goorl stepping Wilson opted for a business degree, if opted to att.end UM-St. Louis over of memories, if yo u look back you can't stone and preparation for college. The only to put ' own a major in the team's SEMO because of the priority of being say damn, I didn't try hard. you can't say friend's father happened to be a pro-' press guide. a "student-athlete." became more impor­ that because I put all of it into it." fessor at SEMO (Southeast Missouri His freshmen classes left him tant to him than the reversed roles that "Sometimes (math) is too hard , I'm State). somewhat disillusioned with no bearing he felt were in use down there. "The not a genius and not any smarter than "It really dates back to 9th grade." on the business degree, just the usual next 20 years of my life are more impor­ the ne.xt guy, but I work at it and I'm Wilson admits. "We were given the op­ general requirement courses. tant than the four or five years I spend willing to spend two hours on a problem tion of not having to take math anymore Half way through his sophomore year in college." to figure it out;' he concedes. "You have from the 10th-12th grade, Wow! No he realized that his majoring in business Wilson finished his cat'eer with the to practice. ." Coaches Discuss Motivating Rivermen by Renee Schopp Backstroke swimmer Lisa Jenkins described UM-St. Louis reporter swimming coach Mary Liston's motivating technique by say­ ing "Coach is not a typical coach:' Motivation means to be given the inner drive or inspiration Liston doesn't make things strict, Jenkins said, she makes to do something or achieve a goal. it enjoyable. The coach is sensitive to the team and intense, In sports, motivation is a large part of the psychology of win­ but adds fun. She encourages the team tc work their hardest. ning or having the incentive to do well in a game. "Swimming is mentally and physically harder than people By the time players get to college the motivation is really think," Jenkins said, Liston won't let the team get lazy and up to' them, said UM-St Louis basketball coach Rich blings them together as a whole. Meckfessel, "They are beyond the point to respond to the Knute Rockne type of approach or speech." Don Dallas, head coach of the ut>l-St. Louis soccer team, He bies to appeal to the team's pride, he said. He feels players said motivation is very important for winning, "Some players should always want to do their best for the team and for the are motivated more than others, and some need a kick in the fans who watch and read about them in, the newspaper the next pants from time to time ." day. At the beginning of each season Dallas tells the team what ,.,. .... "We point out the impOltance of each game and what it they need to do and tlMt they need to win as many games as .. .. ~ means toward the goals of the season;' Meckfessel said, possible. SAFE: A UM-St, Louis Riverman beats the pick-off attempt during A coach may be able to motivate players for one or two He explained that, "In any walk of life, whether it be a teacher, PERSUASION: Rich M eck- Mar. 21 's two victories over Quincy. The combined scores were 37-7 games, he added, but for the rest of the season it comes down coach, etc., the effort you extend will make you successful in Rivermen. (Photo by Michelle McMurray) to their own dlil'e to do their best, "Self-motivation is the key." whatever you do." fessel Motivates the team. Play Ball:M ajor League 'Picks For Top Spots Of The Season about the pitching staff! The combined used to have baseball's ugIie.st uniforms, any baseball team that plays in a dome, .. remarkable turnaround from their baseball. But does he really make a' scar tissue of Cox, Mathews, Horton, the Padres have made some great disastrous 0 for nothing start of 1988. difference, or is he more a hinderance' Roo's Roost Tudor, and now Worrell would give even strides in recent years. By putting Steve 6. Atlanta Braves: They play baseball In Frank Robinson, they might have because of his media-inspired, larger-, Frankenstein nighbnares. But with Gat-vey out to stud pasture, and bringing in Atlanta? Can you name anyone on the one of the best managers in the game than-life image? Whitey at the helm, .. some fresher horses in, the team which .team besides Dale Murphy? Frankly my outside of Whitey Herzog, but too many claims Ronald McDonald as its biggest dear. .. green players yet to make anybody take 3. Minnesota Twins: Despite playing by Mike Van Roo "3. Chicago Cubs: Was last yea.r a fan should rest the crown away from the them serious. in the 1winkie Dome with huge hefty contributing sports writer fluke? Probably, but they do have some eatthquake-prone Giants. American League East bags hanging on the outfield walls, this ~ \lery good young talent with the likes of 5. Cleveland Indians: Who the hell team likes its cozy confides and almost; Now that the stubborn baseball Mark Grace, Jerome Walton, and Greg 2. San Francisco Giants: What can 1. Toronto Blue Jays: This could would ever want to play for Cleveland? plays a game of high·scoring haseball , owners and greedy players settled their Maddux. But are woefully thin at you say about a team that plays its become the first team to draw 4 million I guess Keith Hernandez does to help like an indoor soccer team. differences last week, it's time once pitching. Besides, Don Zimmer needs games on the San Adreas fault? With a fans in a year; especially with their new pay for his divorce. No wonder the again for the grand old game of baseball to go on Tommy Lasordas diet. one-two punch of Will Clark and Kevin Sky Dome under full operation. But movie "Major League" patterned its 4. California Angels: Signing Mark; to start up.again and become engrained Mitchell you always have a chance. But again, Canada is hockey country. But a story about a team (like Cleveland) that Langston will help, but won't lead them : in the lifeblood of the American pulse. 4, : They have one the 4gers are San Francisco's best team team that has a Hard Rock Cafe never wins, and then comes from no to the promised land . Clearly the Without hesitation and too much of the best in Andy Van Slyke and right now. attached to its stadium can't be all that where to win the crown one year. "lesser" of the jive California-based ' thought, here are my enclosed picks and probably the second best manager in bad. major league teams. semi-reasoning as to who will be the the NL East in Jim Leyland. But like 3. Los Angeles Dodgers: Where else 6. New York Yankees: With Billv best and who will be the worst teams in most teams, are very weak at pitching. could a team like this nourish with such 2. Milwaukee BreweTs: They've Martin kicking sand on St. Peter up i;l 5, Texas Rangers: Isn't Texas a this season . They paid Walt Terrell over a million melodramatic gestures as Kirk Gibson's been perennial (or close to perennial) heaven, it's no fun to be a Yankee-hater football state? With Nolan Ryan dollars?! home run gimp against the pts in the bridesmaids in this division for quit a these days. At least their pin stripe throwing rocket-propelled pitches at the East 1988 World Series? Hey, everybody is a while now, and it looks like it again for uniforms are more in vogue than the batters, they'll win a few games, but not 5, : Up till just a few star in Hollywood. And hey, Tommy this year. Besides, they're the second hellish-looking unifOlms of the Orlatldo many. 1. : Every year this years ago, they probably had the best Lasorda, you look maaaaarvelous. best occupant of County Stadium light Magic. team from the Big Apple is favored to lineup on paper in all of baseball. But now; the Green Bay Packers are the best 6.Seattle Mariners: When you're win it all , and every year they usually the team is a mere skelton of its former 4. : They have one team playing there. 7. Detroit Tigers: When a team loses listed at 100-1 odds to win the 1990 disappoint. On paper they always have . self. Besides, Montreal is a hockey town. of baseball's most premier players in 103 games like the Tigers did last year, World Series, you can't be overly the best pitching staff, but question Eric Davis. But with an owner like 3. Boston Red Sox: If the Brewer.s are what can one say? At least they're better optimistic. At least they have Ken Griffey marks everywhere else. I guess I'll have 6. : You have to Marge Schott and an addicted gambler bridesmaids, then the Red Sox must be than the White Sox and Mariners. Jr.. who had a candy bar named after to jump on their bandwagon again this admire former Cardinal coach Nick of local icon Pete Rose hanging over the bridesmaids' ugly other sister. They him. yeat: Besides, every team in the NL East Leyva for taking on a gargantuan task Rivedront Stadium like a shrouded never get lucky. But they have one of American League West always fears them. If \Vhitey Herzog in trying to resurrect one of baseball's ta.rpaulin, are you sure, Lou Pinelia, that the best in Roger Clemens, and with the 7. Chicago White Sox: At 250-1 managed this team ... , worst teams. And without Mike you wanted to leave the sanity of the acquisition of Tony Pena... If only Ted 1. Oakland Athletic's: What can this odds to win the World Series, this team Schmidt... Bronx Zoo and George Steinbrenner? Williams were still playing. team do for an encore? They'll try to right now has to rank as one of SpOlt's 2, St. Louis Cardinals: On paper they , prove that last year's earthquake-tainted worst. Maybe the Quebec Nordiques or might have the best starting lineup National League West 5. Houstoh Astros: At least they got 4. Baltimore Orioles: They went World Series victory was no fluke. Charlotte Hornets would give them a outside catching and pitching in the NL rid of those neon-glowing uniforms. from the outhouse almost to the lUn for their ineptness. At least they get. East. But, oh, those question mat·ks 1. San Diego Padres: For a team that Besides, Texas is a football state. And penthouse in one year with their 2. Kansas City Royals: Bo knows to move into a new stadium in 1991. 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