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Information:Now December 1,0, 1997 '...... ,.(PUNY Finany Names In Memoriam... ._,-c--Interim Chancellor ,ByAndreia Lee "[CUNY] is a higher educa­ .FormerBrooklyn College Pro­ tion institute mainly concerned .YOSt Dr~·Christoph Kimmich was' WlaC8·th deJDlCS, . " S8l·d'~"'xs,rz-...... _;-J.....m~"'::. .' named as the Interim Chancellor an interview with Edward, ··ofthe City University ofNewYork Rogowsky, aired on Metro. VieW ' (CUNY), Anne A Paolucci, Chair­ Special, a program ofCUNY-~on woman of the CUNY Board of December 10. He emphasized the Trustees, announced after the importantrolethatcuNY-itsstu-. . Board meeting on November 24. . dents, faculty and emplo -has' . Kirnmichhas served as Pr0­ in a cityconsidered thehea the vost and Vice President ofAca­ world. demic Affairsiil Brooklyn College "As'ma·orplayers since1989..Among hisaccomplish­ there . focus ODI~tJla ments have been the streamlining the ent ofacademic programs throughout ~t '~e frOnt~ftheOffieeOf~Llte. BrooklynCollege and encouraging and ti AlDSfpdIi on.·d ispJ8y in Students'were giveil'the opportunitytocontribute to the thedevelopmentofnew programs, it ts?" .«JlHlt. ' including .environmental and cO~~n _ cbiLtren~ ~ -r:·~~,,· ~P.---~------studies. ' . .. . _.": ....: '- .... ._' .~ - -- ..' - ' .~~Regis~ar .' , '- " . ,~f..2' .,,' .. ..' .., :c~:~~<-7&#~~' ~inu:. -.' btYanDa2ttail • ;'.~,Conege. ::2 ,~:,~::, '-rhe databaSe will' be fully .iiiiOiii1Eiit .Ci.~--the_eUa~'-- .. ,,,, ~O-f, •:the , semester, with :~·-Queensborough and LaGuardia .-- next" said McCarthy. Most students 'transferring to Baruch come from C~ but __ specifically BMCC, and McCarthy stated that"Transfer students for :' Fall 97 are gettingprocessed right ,"'DOW." __ .Pi new staffperson will be --hired inJanuary to help alleviate -, ..oUNY transfer students. Right '~)lO:W, there are only two people , 'Yaluating transfers credits. For atudents already en­ rolled, and still waiting for their . credits to beevaluated, it comes '1bomas~Y·lietclS queStio~'-.. __ " too little, too late. __ Transfer StudeDtDa~' One student, Jamie Kanterman, told his tale ofwait­ y Joseph M.MaldareDi .log;'which iscurrentlyat3600 stu­ ing five hours to get his credits Transfer students,- S

- TICKER NEWS DECEMBER 10,1997 3 DECEMBER 10,1997 Get On Line Transfer continued from front page -- -~- _., - ~ .. _.- ~el,asked thisquestion, "Iwon­ derhow a collegethatclaimstobe one of the largest. business schools in America,canpossibly lagsobehindin selfmanagement?" The sparsely attended conference, puttogether by DSSG, was held after club hours on Thursday; December 4th. FAMOUS ORIGINAL RAY'S PIZZA 77 Lex. Corner of26th St. (212) 686-2349/686-2299 PRESENTS \15% OFF FORALL STUDENTS I CLUBS & ORIGANIZATIONS' Also Available For Catering Parties / Events Pizza, Pasta, Hot Dishes, Cold/Hot Sandwiches, Salads. Special Lunch & Dinner Grilled Chicken Breast over Rice with . House Salad and Drinks $5.95

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Ray's Pizza Presents Grand it. Also, the 1996 National Im­ children's acce s s to the with their kids. Opening Uncle Ray's continued from front page According to the letter, the munization Survey, conducted Newman library. policy is not new but "simply a by the Census Bureau, shows Soup & Souvlaki gave his reasons for requiring According to the letter, "par­ that 81 per cent of NYC's tW()'­ ents could bring children to reiteration of existing College the enforcement of this policy policy," which prohibits the use year-olds have been immunized and stated the steps which the campus to take care of admin­ _ which is the second highest istrative chores such as drop­ ofclasses, offices and other col­ administration has taken to lege facilities as a form ofemer­ rate inthe United States among enable student parents to at­ ping offpapers, paying a bill, or large cities. taking a book out ofthe library." gency childcare. tend cl ass, in the emergency The use ofBaruch's buildings Contents situation when they cannot find However, a security guard at the library stated that the as childcare facilities by both childcare. Around 165 BC, Jewish­ policy does not have a provision staff and students was brought "Emergency care should have to the attention of the adminis­ ''We believe this is warriors known as the 1'f~~~: ~~()111C been set up before enforce­ for parents to enter the library with their children. Pointing to tration in June, because "other an injustice to stu­ "Macabees" foughtfor ment," said Gary Blake, Presi­ ~omplained, a copy of the policy distributed staffand students" and won their religious dent of ESSA. "If a student had the letter stated. dents." L~1C1C~~s/Op- to miss a test - nothing was in in August, he explained that the and national freedom. Eds 6 only exceptions to the no child Vice President Murtha's let­ Following their victory, place. No safety net." ter gave the following reasons To prevent student parents rule is the need to do "adminis­ the Jews returned to trative and academic business." for the policy: "New York State from missing classes, the Col­ law which strictly regulates The enforcement ofthis policy Jerusalem to rekindle Business: 9 lege is considering two options: childcare facilities and the pres­ has not resulted in any confron­ the Menorah in the an emergency drop-off center ence of children in a work set- ­ tationswith students. Students temple, and even though ~~~1Cu~~s: JLi3 which parents can use when "Emergency care ting," the "State's health/immu­ have quietly complied with the they could only find a their regular childcare is un­ nization regulations" and "seri­ policy and none of them have small amount of oil, the available and a "camp" type of should have been set ous liability concerns for the been considered for disciplinary Menorah miraculously ~s: ~9 accommodation for days when action for violating it, according up before enforce­ college [should a child get hurt remained litfor 8 full publ'ic schools are closed but to Carl Kirshner, Director of ment." on campus]." days. Baruch is not. Blake challenged the use of Student Support Services. ~P()l1ts: ~~~ The administration has as­ immunization law to bar access "N() students have com­ signed Debra Bick-Duggan, As­ to children, on the grounds that plained to me," said Blake. sociate Director ofStudent Life, under state law, all children BARUCH COLLEGE Next Issue: to find out the extent of the who attend public school have ~ childcare needs and to make Another guard at the library , STUDENT LIFE been immunized. Student Development & Counseling recommendations regarding the said that he turns away two to February 4 three parents a week for having. Indeed, immunization has Write for type of childcare that Baruch been required for all school chrl-' should provide. brought theirchildren. Student TickerNe~s Ad Deadline: ' mothers have confirmed this dren for years, and the Septem­ 'We believe this is an injus- ber 1997 requirements issued tice to students," Blake said on account. They said they comply Next Semester by missing classes and not at­ by the New York City (NYC) January 28 behalf of the ESSA, which is Department of Health includes \... ~ pushing particularly harder for tempting to enter the library - TICKER NEWS DECEMBER 10,1997 5 DECEMBER 10,1997

Department of History: Final examination review sessions FREE TUTORINGfor accounting, all Math & English, Economics, Fi­ FDNY will be recruiting cadets/ Course Title Date Time EMTS on Dec. 11, 360 PAS, 14th nance, & Law: appointments are 1003 Western Civilization since 1500 12/16 5pm fl. lobby, 12-3pm. a must! Call Mark Spergel at 802­ 1003 Western Civilization since 1500 12/17 9:30am 6772 from 4-8:3Opm. Or drop by in US MARINESwill be recruiting on 1004 American Civilization I 12/16 12pm person at the OfficeofStudent Life Dec. 11, 25th St. lobby, 10am-3pm 1005 America since 1865 12/12 3pm at 360 PAS, rrn 1512. Last day is Artcarved Ring sales will be held 2016 Europe in the Age ofRenaissance 12/11 5pm Dec. 18. 2016 Europe in the Age ofRenaissance 12/16 12pm on Dec. 11, at the 25th St. lobby, , . The Baruch College Early , , I • 2032 Twentieth Century Europe 12/10 9:30am , I 11:30am-7:45pm ·Learning Center will provide .' ' 2032 Twentieth Century Europe 12/12 11am .child care for 3-5yo. on Saturdays, I Helpline will be having a Holiday 2053 American since 1945 12/10 5:15pm 8:45am-2pm. You must pick up an The observance of Christmas· Bake Sale on Dec. 11, ,12:30-3pm, IWKwanzsslWisasevertday I· Each.day for seven days a 2053 American since 1945 12/11 lOam application at 104 E. '19th St. or ·is·celebrab;;d by Christians· at 360 PAS, 14th fl. .celebration which repre­ candle is litfn the Kinarsto The English Writing Center will provide FREE TUTORIAL help in 360 PAS, rm 1512..THIS IS A PI­ around the world to mark the sentsforAfrican-Americans representeachof the seven Jewish Religious Afternoon· Eng 2100,2150, 2800, 2850 and other courses for which these are LOTPROGRAM FOR FALL 1997. birth of Jesus Christ. Known an opportunityto renew and principles. On the last day Service sponsored by Hillel will prerequistes. For appt. call 387-1410 or go to the 18thSt. bldg, rID 1804 as the season of advent, it is a reaffirm those values and of Kwanzaa, family and Comic Strip Ldvee tickets are take place on Dec. 10&11, 5:25­ ESSA is offering FREE LEGAL time to reflect on the deeper .strenqths that lie atthe root friends are invited to attend $7.00 andadmits people. Pur­ Karam u, which ·means· 5:45pm, 360 PAS, rm 1436. Toy Drive sponsored by Golden SERVICES to all Baruch students two meaning of faith. of their history. chase tickets at the Student Cen­ "feast." Every~ne who at­ Key and Kappa Phi Alpha will be dealing with Housing, Family; Con­ Through the birth of Jesus Kwanzaa Celebration I Poetry ter 360 PAS, rm151Z Monday­ The seven principles that it tends the feast brings food held from Dec. 1 through Dec. 12. sumerandRealEstatelaw, Immigra­ Christ, Christians are reading sponsored by the African Fridayfrom 9am-9pm Cash Only. is based upon are: . to share·withthe group. All toys can be deposited at sta­ tion, Divorces, Landlord and Tenant reminded of how God· Greek Letter Council will be held Available During Winter Recess. Umoja which means Unity; on Dec. 11, 5-9pm, 360 PAS, rm tioned bins located in the 18th St. issues. For an appointment call 802­ has entered the material ·Kujichaguliawhich repre­ The celebrationwas created 1541. All are invited. lobby & 23rd St., 15th fl. 6794 Not available during winter re­ world in which each of sents Self-Determination; by Dr. Maulana Karenga, Discount Movie Tickets can be cess. Ends Dec. 16th. us live. Ujima is Collective work Chairperson of the Black Come and get your Measles, Studies Dept. California purchased at the Student Center December Graduates:Take you Se­ In a world that can and responsibility;Ujamma at Mumps & Ru.bella Shots on Jan. .stands for Cooperative Eco­ State University in 1966. 360 PAS, rm 1512. Tickets are $5 nior on 15 through 30, 11am-8pm, 360 PAS, room Portraits Dec. sometimes be cold nomics;Nia is the principle The word Kwsftzaa comes and valid for one year. 802-6770 BY APPr. 1543. Free to the Baruch Commu­ 19,360 PAS, room 1543. and lonely, Christmas that stands for Purpose; from the Swahili phrase Available During Winter Recess. nity. ONLY speaks of hope and while Kuumba represents "Mafuna Ya Kwanza" which love. ' Creativity; andfinally, Imsni means "firstfruits of the har­ C Finally Names Interim Chancellor which means faith. vest." At Brooklyn College, ~~ENTlIFE Student Dev.lopm.nt & Couns.ling continued from front page Kimmich oversaw the develop­ 'Student D.Yelopment & Counseling ment ofamajor new curriculum mission. What will the univer­ to prepare early childhood and sity deliver and what are the elernerrt.ary school teachers and opportunities it will give the encouraged and promoted a ten- students?" asked Kimmich.. year review ofthe Core Curricu- Kimmich commented on the lum designed to strengthen gen­ need for the public to under­ eral education. He also secUTed stand that there is a limit to ., ,Tundiiig 'for'depaTtnieIits and what can be demanded from programs through majorinsti- CUNY. "We are not a social tutional grants, including a agency and many times we suf­ $1.2 million grant from the fer from pressures concerning Howard Hughes Medical Insti­ public policy and economic de­ tute for the Undergraduate Bio­ Attention Students velopment." logical Sciences Education Ini­ When questioned about reme­ tiative, in 1990 and again in Cancun, Jamaica, Florida. Book Spring dial courses and English as a Break '98 Before It's Too Late. Second Language programs, he 1996. o "We need to think of [CUNY] said: "o\Ve give you all the help ~ .. Trips Start @ $99. Limited Space Available, ..2 as a olace with maintaInIng w e can give you but we also ex­ 0. ... al standards - where there are op- Pager 516-305-0348 Office 516-565-2381. pect you to contribute the most al et portunities to continue the in- you can." ~ terest of the mind and academ­ Kimmich was chosen by an :J ics that give the broadest pos- Ad-hoc Interim Chancellor o sible sense it has to mind devel­ Search Committee. According EXTRA INCOME FOR 97 opment with enhanced quality," :;J:~;/¢ . to Paolucci, this was in order to CUNY Board Chairwoman Anne Paolucci introduces Interim Earn $500 - $1000 stuffing envelopes. Kimmich said in closing. "open up the process in a more Chancellor Christoph Kimmich to college presidents. ;.0:i:,~~11 e~~ ANY DAY" The search for a permanent For details - RUSH $1.00 with SAsE to: democratic way to ensure CUNY Chancellor continues. ':;~:~IQ~VND TRIP IUS, LIFT TICKET greater participation on the GROUP FIVE Baruch College President Mat­ ;;;';~;;~'.~lim1l~ BEGINNER LESSON! part of trustees." From a list of "[CUNY] is a higher education institute thew Goldstein is still a front­ 6547 N Academy Blvd. Dept N BUS~. ~ 16 candidates, Kimmich was mainly concerned with academics." TRAILWAYS SKI btbority " .. '' ':' ' one of three finalists, each of runner for the position. Colorado Springs, Co. 80918 Departs daily 7am-HetUms- 7:30 pm .' :..,,,'" ~ ~ ,~t ~< ~,.,.' whom was interviewed several No reservations Deededl ./' . .< <, times. Spring-Break '98 - Sell Trips. Earn Cash & ESSA Extends Hours For Modern Language Lab Go Free!!! Student Services is now hiring Great.sRGw,.'riendly staff, relaxed natiral atmosphere, dents Office hours. In addition, 33 trails IIIUllDer to exp811, SROWboardpark a gladeskiiDg lab will stay open one-half hour Schneider has assured me that campus reps group organizers. Guaranteed ESSA Press Release ESSA will request the extension Exit 19 NfS Thruway, 2-1121trfrom NYC, At. 28 HigblllDunt, NY later on Thursdays to serve the department will continue to lowest pricesto Jamaica, .Mexico, & Florida. of the Corporate Communica­ .CoIlege·stIIdeIIIs a faculty: $21 liftticket midweek, IIOn-ItoIiday The Evening Session Student evening students. study the needs of the evening Assembly(ESSA), on behalf of students and will make every. tions lab hours and the reduC­ Visit us @ www.ststravel.com or call Operated bythe NVS evening students, succeeded in effort to meet the requirements tion in the number of students Necessary Move 1-800-648-1849. Depl of Er1'4 ronmentaJ their request of extending the of these students in the future." enrolled in micro and macro­ It is mandatory that students ConseMtion as a hours of the Modern Language Economics courses - which cur­ . year-round recreational . who are enrolled in Modern Future Projects rently enroll over five hundred ,.., ~ Lab. , , facility in Ca1skiU Language courses have eight ~.. , After continuous communica- students per section. ":I .-i . Forest Preserve. In the past, ESSA has suc­ ~_ ,~ ~ &..uf~ tion by ESSA with Professor hours of lab time. "Currently, Yottu UNu cessfully extended the hours of Schneider, Chair of the Depart­ the lab is open Monday through 800.942.&984 914.254.5&00 ....belleayre.cail the library and Career Services • ment of Modern Language and Friday from 9:00 a.m. to 9:30 rite For Ticke Office. In the Spring, ESSA will I· '*' Comparative Literature and p.m.," said Professor Di Mart.ino in a letter to Gary Blake, Presi­ address the needs of interna­ News Next Emily Comstock Di Martino, ... }t,. tional students, by striving to .-' the Associate Dean ofthe School dent of ESSA. extend the International Stu- SeDlester of Liberal Arts and Science, the "In addition, Professor 6 TICKER OP-EDS DECEMBER 10, 1997 TICKER OP-EDS'DECEMBER 10,1997 7

Established in 1932 .I~ .C&.~ . Email; Joseph M. Maldarelli [email protected] The answer is: Christoph M. Kimmich. Editor-in-chief Madelyn Tavera EVENING VB. DAYSTUDENTS: The question, who did the City University ofNew York Board of Senior Editor Trustees settle on to do their dirty laundry? Lauren Mogul* THERE ISA DIFFERENCE Is Kimmich a sacrificial lamb? Is he the "company man"Anne Managing Editor MingWong. In your October 15th edito­ classes when they can, night or ~...... = Paolucci and her merry bunch ofappointees in the CUNYBoard of Tamim Islam r-ial, and in an article that ap­ day. Who . serves the . ' News editor '. peared in the October.20th. is­ betweeners? Mid-afternoon Stu­ ... ~"'. Trustees selected to clean up what they so disliked with the previ­ sue ofyour.publication, the idea dent Government?" The sen­ ous administration ofAnn Reynolds? Is Kimmich the casualty of Coby L. Her-d. of combinrngj.ha two Under­ tence, "Students take classes Exhale editor graduate Student Governments when they can, night or day and the Anne-Ann duel? .Hung Tran Evening Session Student As­ .' thus continue to pay day stu­ Business Editor sembly and Day Session Stu­ 'dent activity fees," is incorrect. The selection of Christoph Kimmich came as surprise to many. dent 'Government- was put Daystudents take classes when Not eventhe established NewYork tabloid news media could predic Sergy Tabuteau forth. .theycan, Th.e unique group of Features Editor In the first editorial titled, evening students who works t his selection. The Daily News had in effect handed the job to "Unification ofthe Student Gov­ during the day and attends Edward Rodriguez ernments", stated" East and classes in the evening is repre- ., Matthew Goldstein, President of Baruch College. A quick poll of Manny Rodriguez sented by the ESSA. The Ticker may believe that tees which are responsible for Arts editors . West Germany got back to­ various CUNY campus media outlets echoed the same results. gether.... The United States was A very clear indication of the there is no difference, but the hiring, firing andtenuring Michael R. Galicia once apart, buthas been solidly differences between a day and Baruch College knows there is ofprofessors). Also, ESSA is re­ Outside ofBrooklyn College ,no one has any clue who Christoph Sports editor together for almost 150 years. an evening student is to exam- a difference. The Student Cen- sponsible for allocating funds But how come we sti.ll have two ine evening life at the college.terBoard Budget Tor the year and stimulating the re'lation­ Kimmich is. Despite his anonymity however, Kimmich' has an Patricia Law .student governments?" The Day Evening life is rich with career- ending June 30, 1998, shows ship between the evening clubs in natu­ Photo Editor Session Student Government focused students, as. reflected this difference. On the first and itself. impressive resume. Born Germany in 1939, he became a (DSSG) represents day stu­ by the choices of our evening page ofthe budget, it separates In the past, ESSA have ex­ Marlon Layton wh~le ralized US citizen in '57, Fulbright Scholar in '62, earned his Ph.D. Copy editor dents, the Evening Ses- Olubs. Every everting club is . enrollment by day full-time, day tended the library, computer lab i part-time, evening full-time and and career services hours of op­ in '64 from Oxford University, taught History at Columbia until Pearl Chen evening part-time. Evening stu- eration, assisted in starting of Advertising manager ,. dents are indeed different from the mentorship program and -'73, chaired History department at Brooklyn College between '80­ iCWERMIS· .....,...... day students! have provided a better college .'84, was a Guggenheim fellow in '83 and has beenthe provost atBC '.' 'I'he article,.."United They .exp~rience for all students, Roslyn Bernstein '. Stand, Divided They're Falling" while improving our members' Alisa Solomon questions whether there will be interpersonal and communica­ since 1989. Consultants changes in the student activi- tion skills. Not mentioned in the above list, but weighed heavily by the con­ ties fee. As we all should know, It should be pointed out that servative Board ofTrustees is his stance on raising the admission being a part of this "solidly to- the governments are already Staff gether .for almost 150 years" combined to- form the Council of standards in CUNY.. ·In '96 he raised the adniissi9n~l!equgements. . United States, there shall not Student Governments(CSG). ~~.~~_._._~ e .@;... -QutRepreseu:-~.--:call.Sg,i:Ytis -aS~_tJt~.7.Tinp~l~lant- of incoming freshmen from an 80 average to 85. He is a strong Syed Bokhari . tation,"' one of the founding link and Communication vehicle Carolyn Brad :. t: /. / principles of this country. This for the' three· stud'ent govern- proponent ofreduced remedial courses around CUNY. David Gertzulin t. : ~.~!_I / ~·I?j j .// means that any merger would mentis. The four ranking·execu- ,tit" l~ /,}}/ /«, .. most likely result in an increase tive officers of these student The fine print in his resume reads like a wishlist ofthe ideal and Carlos L. Gomez i/~ ).ll;f,/.ijt{~, Orlando Green ill/;, 1 in student activity fees, that's governments represent, articu- available candidate dreamt up by Herman Badillo, Vice Chair of Polly Gwadyak sion Student Assembly (ESSA) geared towards improving the more money out of every stu- late and pursue the common Kiro is primarily geared towards student's career, for example, dent's pocket. inter.ests of each'student gov- the Board ofTrustees. In essence, Badillo and Paolucci gave them­ Andreia Lee that unique, professional stu- the EveningAccounting Society In the November 12,1997 edi- ernment. selves an early Christmas present in the form of Kimmich. .Desiree Lopez dent - the student who works with their exceptional speakers torial, "What Have You Done The Evening Session Student Helen McFarlane full time, attends classes in the and programs, and a large For Me Lately (And At All)?", Assembly has and will continue The Board ofTrustees have handed a machete to a ''yes man" in Chan-joo Moon evening and thus, has limited membership of close to 70. Not the question raised was, "what to serve its constituents effec­ JeannieNg access to the college's offices one evening club is purely a so- are you doing for us with our tively. If students are disap­ Kimmich. At $10,583 a month, he is not the highest paid "clean Jeff Schwartz and facilities. The purpose of cial club. money?" I cannot speak for pointed with the leaders of the up" man in New York, but he sure is the most scholarly. Paolucci Smo differentiating between stu- If there was one student gov- DSSG, but' ESSA is providing Day Session Student Govern­ Atlaf Tyrewala dents who attend classes at ernment, when would evening free legal services and has ex- ment, elect better leaders and couldn't have found a less anonymous man for what Badillo de­ Shai Tzach night and .those who attend students have the opportunity tended the modern language lab do not penalize the evening stu­ Debbie Yeung classes during the day was ac- to attend meetings? During club hours this semester. We are dents by silencing their leaders. scribed as a "suicide mission." Khadine De Paiva tually to empower evening stu- hours? Impossible, evening stu- working earnestly to extend the Do not stifle the voice of Kimmich mayor not be an innocent bystander in this Anne-Ann dents who would otherwise not dents are working during those corporate communications lab evening students! The Ticker is pub-· have a presence in the opera- hours to pay their tuition and hours, to place students on fac- Sincerely, duel; but in about a year when he is back at Brooklyn, there won't lished bi-weekly, eight tions of the college. . support their families. Thus, ulty and college-wide commit- times a semester, by The The editorial continues to the evening student's voice tees and to provide students Gary Blake be too many mourners. Anonymous hatchet men are rarely re­ Ticker editorial staff at state, "But now, there is no dif- would either be significantlydi- with better professors (through President, 360 ParkAve. South, New ference. 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We what ethnic background a per- students psychologically for the courts. community at Baruch College I ing all females a favor. female, always abide by the rule try to give views on both the .son is," notes Tucker, "[but] onslaught ofcollege-level scien-· .''We.are not in a position to find the male security guards ofbeing in control ofthe situa­ Prof. Edward Tucker remem­ male and female perspective, extremely polite. Like any male, tion. somehow in our classes, there's tific study. Students often don't set our own budget," an NSF bers attending a university con­ differ. We are just a certain feeling of espirit understand what they are get­ .spokesman points out. "We since theytendto they enjoy feasting on the sweet-. Dear Boy Talk,.Girl Talk, ference a year ago,in which fac­ not experts in this, but we can ness ofthe Baruch College "hon­ that we're all in this together ­ ting into or the commitment must present our case to our I'm interested in this girl and ulty members and students dis­ all use some advice at one point eys", They're ofno threat to the the feeling is mutual. The prob­ and we're successful. We levels that science study really federal lawmakers with the I cussed their institutions' spe­ or another. So feel free to females since they're here to lem is that she's only attracted cially funded programs for in­ haven't really gotten a large r-equrrea. hope that they too concur with f., amount offunding for a specific Prepping these students is our priorities." t. submit questions to us. We will serve and protect us. . So stop to me physically. I also have a creasing minority participation I.. do our best to give you answers. . being jealous ofthe Real Men, nagging feeling that I'm .being Boy. Talk in the sciences. Well, that was . program to encourage minori­ very important," Gracia asserts. For Prof.. George .Langford, of and perhaps you might learn a played for a fool and that this no run-of-the-mill conference. ties ... and yet that's what's hap­ Otherwise, they may be discour­ the biology department at thing or two. is just all a game to her. I'm As' he talked with people, pening. And I feel that we're aged the first time they encoun­ Dartmouth College.. those pri­ successful, we're moving ahead. ter frustration in their course orities need to include affirma­ confused by the whole situation and Girl Tucker, a biology professor at Dear Boy Talk, Girl Talk, .But we haven't really made a work. Speaking from personal tive action programs. "These Boy Talk says to Anti-Secu­ and I'm not sure of what to do. Baruch College in New York My boyfriend and I are talk­ big deal about what a portion of - and hitter - experience, he programs will remain necessary rity: It seems like your prob­ - Lost City and an administrator for ing about having sex after a the students' ethnic back­ recalls: Then I first started tak­ well into the future, because the lem is not with security, but Talk would one such minority program at long layoff. U nfortunately get­ grounds are, or something like ing science, I got a D in genet­ number of individuals from with. your own self-security. You Girl Talk says to Lost: So the City University of New ting him to climax while I'm that." ics. I had a part-time job and underrepresented minority are worried that the male secu­ what is the problem? She wants York, was astonished to learn performing fellatio seems'im­ came in saying to myself, 'I can groups is far below the levels rity crew is going to "devour all you in a sexual way and you're like to wish that in some places, too often possible. Am 1 doing something just give this course a little needed by academia and indus­ the honeys", but what about the complaining? Get real, ·have fun the very programs that are wrong? Please help. amount oftime.' But when I got try," Langford says. "Affirma­ male students? I think you with this and you'll definitely meant to increase minority - Hungry. have to worry about them more get lucky. As for beingplayed for all the presence may in fact decrease it that D, I got my wakeup call. tive action was a social contract "I knew at that point," Gracia .forged between the U. S. govern­ than, the wanna-be cops who ha­ a fool, you can turn the table on instead. "The country should Boy Talk says to Hungry: continues, "that these classes ment an~ the minority commu­ rass you for your ID. I'm not her. Instead ofgoing after her, "I spoke with a number offac­ not renege on this Hmmmmm...... or should I say _sure about this but I would haue her come after you. Give ulty members who actually had were not going to be the kind nity. The country should not re­ readers a contract, which is where you just come in and nege on this contract, which is Mmmmmm. I can't really give think .there is a policy that her a night ofwild and passion­ programs - specifically, money you any good advice on this prohinite security from having ate sex that she'll never forget. for minority students -and they study just a little bit." necessary until the country has necessary until the matter. 1 know how it should affairs urith. students. If not, I Afterwards, pretend you're not were disturbed at the attrition On the other hand, some ob­ eliminated racism and sexism. Happy: country has elimi­ servers believe sociopolitical That has not happened yet." feel when a female is doing it don't see why should you be so interest in her anymore and rate," recounts Tucker. They right but I can't really give you factors cannot be discounted. Another source ofconflict may intimidated by security. It's not watch her come crawling to you (circle one that seemed to start with a high nated racism and any tips in terms of technique The nation's present political revolve around whether to use that they carry guns. What are for some more. The best way to number of students, and by the because a gentleman is not sup­ applies to you) sexism. That has not climate, for example, which scarce dollars to continue fund­ they going to do, beat you sense­ beat a person at their game is time they finished they only had posed to stare while she's doing happened yet. " they see as increasingly hostile ing programs at the university less with their notebook, squirt to play their game. two or something, and they the deed. There really isn't a ink on you with their peri,' or toaffirmazive.action, along.with . level, or to. r-ea llocat.e .much of were really concerned· about one -right way·ofapp·roaching throw'their"hat onyourA-lot of: '.. B oy ~... 8.1..-~ s-ayg'~-~l:il1rtnr"']'(jr;r:'~Ii-j~~~~~tiH,..a:Ut4ilh;JioU iAil: OU··· that to the K-12 leveL Recent that. There seemed to be a large an austere environment in gov­ your ·problemsin'ce every guy women arejuet attracted to men must be some sort of rool~'-"The~"""'~--- NSF policy changes in this area number that dropped out ofthe ernment and academia may be .has their own personal tastes in uniform. You can alwaysjoin girl is attracted to you and you ) .. may indicate shifting priorities Hanukah .. program." Indeed, enrollment at Baruch playing a big role in discourag­ (no pun intended) to what they them ifyou can't beat them. I'm feel the same way as well, so for the future. Tucker w a s especially sur­ for science, engineering and ing minority enrollment in sci­ want while you're down there, )~ "Students have to be prepared sure you'll get a lot oflooks from what is the problem? Justen- Kwanzaa prised because, as a member of mathematics majors in 1996 ence study at the university but I have recruited some people the Baruch females ifyou come joy the ride. Ifyou two enjoy the well in their years," says NSF's the steering committee of the was 655, up more than 13 per­ level. So they're keeping a ner­ to help in your dilemma.... into school in a sailor outfit. time with each other, be happy. New York City Alliance for Mi­ cent from the previous year's vous eye on such traditional spokesman. I~ Don't worry about what the fu- ) 578. But CUNY-wide, the num­ sources of funding as the N a­ "The alternative is costly ­ None of nority Participation, a consor­ f Girl Talk says to Hungry: Oh Dear Boy Talk, Girl Talk, ture holds for the two ofyou. It .. ber of degrees actually awarded tional Science Foundation. and not always effective ­ tium of 16 CUNY senior and Boy! Tell your boyrfriend to' re­ My best friend just broke up seems like you might like her in for the year fell to 379, from 442 As the debate over what con­ remediation. Although [only] a community colleges, his own lax and something will come to with her boyfriend and now her more than just a physical level. the year before, a 14 percent stitutes fair and equal treat­ percentage ofU.S. students will the Above experience administrating the him or should I say come from ex keeps hitting on me. I'm not If you do, just let things drop. ment for all the nation's ethnic, attend college, under the law all program at Baruch College had him. I think the only person interested but he keeps trying progress naturally and don't But if the numbers can fre­ racial and cultural groups con­ students must attend K-12 been markedly different. "At that can properly assist you to talk to me. What does he pressure her too much. It might quently go the wrong way, tinues, many wonder what schools. Therefore the best way Baruch we didn't seem to be with your problem is our resi­ want and what do I do? be just a physical relationship to improve the quality of math having that problem," observes Tucker's protege and former shape future minority programs dent Fellatio Expert..... -Red at the moment, but more can Tucker. "It seems to be going in student, Gerry Gracia, who will take. As William Noxon, and science education for all is come out of it so sit tight. the other direction: The num­ graduated from Baruch in 1995 NSF deputy media director puts to help K-12 schools to teach the Guest Fellatio Expert says to Boy Talk says to Red: You best quality math and science ber of students that we have as with a B.A. in biology and is it: "With the government try­ Hungry: Some guys are just need to make it known to this ing to come to grips with defi­ [science] majors, and the num­ now an adjunct lecturer there, they can." more sensitive than others, so it loser that you are not interested Dear Boy Talk, Girl Talk, isn't even sure numbers tell the nitions, the language changes Baruch's Gracia couldn't dis­ ber of minority students, is go­ may not be your fault. There are, in him. He could be doing this I'm currently dating and I real story in any case. all the time. From our perspec­ agree more. "It's once you get ing up." however, some techniques you in order to get your best friend / have interest in this one guy. If When you have certain pro­ tive, we try to stay a head of to the college level, that's where Tucker suggests one reason might want to try. When you his ex jealous. In that case, it he plays his cards right, he grams that are geared to try to that and make sure that our the focus of the funding should some of these programs may at have him in your mouth, you doesn't make him a very smart would be the one I would have get minorities into science," programs are equitable for ev­ be [placed]," he insists. "Be­ times fall short: What's needed might want to bring your hand guy s ince you'll probably tell a serious relationship with. Gracia insists, "one of the erybody." cause that's when people start is greater emphasis on aca­ close to your lips and stroke his your best friend about his little How do 1 get him to play his things you have is a large num­ For now, although NSF main­ getting curious, saying, 'you demic as opposed to racial or member at the same time. The advances on you. On the other cards right? ber of students. But that tains it's commitment to poli­ know what, maybe I would like sociopolitical concerns -while at additional "encou rag ement " hand, he can also be doing this - Queen of Hearts doesn't necessarily mean those cies that encourage participa­ to do this.' If a freshman is in- the same time continuing to rec­ might help. Or, you might try because he always had ~. thing students are really interested tion of underrepresented groups . terested in biology or chemistry ognize the legitimate needs of letting him stand over you and for you and now is his chance to in those programs." in all its programs, how wide a or physics, I think it's at that minority students. This, he "pump" it in your mouth. It'll act on this desire. Unless you Boy Talk says to Queen of Accordingly, Gracia says, mi­ net those programs will cast point they should have.the re­ says, will ensure greater suc­ be more work for him, and less want to lose your best friend, . Hearts: Listen woman, you nority programs must move with regard to affirmative ac­ sources. It should be focused ori cess and has been the approach for you, but still fun, neverthe­ don't do it. Or you can be a to­ cannot get him to play his cards away from being mere numbers tion must ultimately be decided the college level, not K-12." at Baruch. less. tal dog and take my sidekick's right because he's' a man. and

advice...-.; .•.. men are superior: to women. DID YOU KNOW•.....••. Dear Boy Talk, Girl Talk, Seriously though/mj advice to As a member of the single Girl Talk says to Red: ·Sleep you is to Just be yourselfand let . That inMay 16th ofthis year President Clinton made a presidential apology male community at Baruch Col­ with your best friend's ex-boy­ thing« take their own course. If lege. I am deeply concerned. friend and if thing». don't work you try to intefere by trying to to the hundreds ofAfrican-American men that the UnitedStates deliberately with with the male security out afterwards," deny everything "get him to play his cards right" infected and withheld medical treatment from the Syphillis virus in the guards' testerone levels. They that had happened, . But seri­ .then you might end up screwing are like a hungry pack of ously, ifthis loser does not stop things over for yourself, Thskeegee Syphillis study? (1932-1972) wolves. They are trying to de­ pestering you, WHACK him. To vour all our "honeys". What's make this more exciting, get Girl Talk says to Queen of up with that? . your best friend in it too, she Hearts: Looky here, girlie! It's - Anti-Security migkt want to vent her anger. not about him playing his cards 16 TICKER FEATURES DECEMBER 10, 1997 17

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A MERICAN MARKETING ASSOCIATION ~CUL~SOCmTY AlESEC AIESEC is the largest non-profit, student­ UCH Are you a motivated Baruch student who pos­ SakPasel Didyou know therewas a Haitian run, international exchange program in the sesses the desire to enhanceyour careeropportu­ Club at Baruch?! We at the Haitian Cultural world. Its purpose is to eontrfbute to the de­ By Boris Gafchenko ties that are associated with U.pper East Side. Approxi- during this academic year. AI­ nity. Ifso then the American MarketingAssocia­ Society arededicatedtopreserving, exploringand velopment of our countries and their people success. These opportunities mately; 1500 taxpayers were though the volunteer sign-up tion AMA is not just a Baruch club, it is one of celebrating our beautiful Haitian Culture. Come with an overriding commitment to interna­ Baruch students are invited to are primarily channeled to us provided with assistance which has already taken place, slots many collegiate chapters across the country as and be a part of our wonderful Haitian family. tional understanding and cooperation . join the Volunteer Income Tax through various student organi- consisted offilfng basic Federal may still be available. Ifyou are well Canada, Mexico and Puerto Rico. The .AMA It's never too late to join!!!! Our club room is lo­ AIESEC was designed to provide youngpeople Assistance (VITA) Program zations and clubs. One such or- income tax returns ·1040EZ, interested in becoming a VITA organizes an extensive variety of activities and cated in room 1416 in 360PAS. Ourgeneralmeet­ with an opportunitytogain global perspectives ganization is Golden Key Na- 1040A and 1040, New York volunteer, please come down to programs that allow our members to reap ben­ ings are held in the 2015 in 360 PAS. Are you and understanding through a foreign manage­ We all, students at Baruch tional Honor Society, which pro- State and local income tax re- Rm. 1702 360 PAS or e-mail to efits on professional, academic, and social levels. interested in dancing in the Haitian dance in the ment trainingexperience. Today, AIESEe stu­ Recent alumni are always eager to provide our upcoming annual Caribbean Show? Drop by at College, are people inspired by vides recognition ofexceptional turns IT 200 and IT 201, and [email protected], RE:VITA, on dents at more than 820 universities, including a common dream, the ambitious academic performance and of- giving advice on various filing Monday, Dec. 15. members with a competitive edge as marketing the first meeting on 12/15 at 7pm. If you more Baruch College, in 87 countries worldwide ar­ professional, while simultaneously emphasizing info., email the club president at aspiration to live better lives. fers students many w ays to procedures. In order to participate in the range short term jobs for one another on a re­ Our strong belief that we can open up their hearts. to the VITA's success is primarily at- program, all volunteers must be the importanceofcommunityservice. We are also hot [email protected] Hope to ciprocal basis. Thesemanagementtraineeships known for our social events and national confer­ seeyou soon!!!!! Remem~C'estL"UnionFait live a life of accomplishment needs ofthe New York City com- tributable to the outstanding pre-registered during the offi­ are provided by many of the world's leading guides us in our quest for munities. Among other activi- service and dedication ofits vol- cial sign up days, and must at­ ence that takes place in NewOrleans. Ifyou want La Foree companies and organization who recognize the to have fun, travel, and move ahead in the mar­ knowledge and advancement. ties sponsored by the Golden unteers. Many of last year's tend training which will take SOUL SURVIVORS importance of investing in today's youth. We Our striving alone deserves re- Key Chapter at Baruch College, participants were awarded with place on January 10, and Janu­ keting field come see us anytime in room 839 welcome all ofyou to experience tour interna­ 360 PAS. spect, and we often hear ad- the Volunteer Income Tax Assis- certifieates, of recognition from ary 17, in Rm. 4 North, 23rd "ALL POWER TOTHE PEOPLE!" The tionalism and leadership training by attend­ dressed to us expressions of tance (VITA) program has at- the Internal Revenue Service Street Building. Only the pre­ WEST INDIAN CULTURAL CLUB SOUL SURVIVORS aim to produce a culture­ ingour National Conference, hostedon Decem­ gratitude and admiration for tained enormous popularity (IRS) and the Golden Key Chap- registered individuals will be centered vibe among students ofcolor (Black, ber 27th- January Srd in Portland, Oragon. our efforts. However, being among people for whom paid ter of Baruch College Many of admitted to the training. Also, This is a club which was formed in 1974 to Latino or Asian) and to question our posi­ To learn more about AIESEe and what we of­ overloaded with exams and professional help would present those, who previously had an all volunteers must pass the ex­ promoteWest Indian culture, not only atBaruch tions in the world as a requirement to become fer feel free to contact us at: 212 802 9067 or term papers, w~ often target a subst.ant.ial financial burden opportunity to provide commu- amination administered by the College, but on the North American continent. a true human civilization. We struggle against Email: [email protected] that college education is not - the low income people and nity services through VITAand IRS, and must make a commit­ Our club consists ofmulti-talented students not oppressive ideas of racism, sexism (patriar­ CARIBBEAN STUDENTS ASSOC. only about developing a sense elderly - arid among those who who are still at Baruch, have 301- ment to provide services to tax­ only from the various West Indian islands but chy), and the ideas of the dirty rich through of detachment from the sur- do not speak English And VITA ready firmly.decided to partici- payers for at least two hours per from other parts ofthe globe. However, our com­ "militant multicultur8Iism." We encour­ The CARIBBEAN STUDENTS ASSO­ rounding world, and an ability is proud to offer a service that pate in the program this year. week on a consistent basis dur­ mon goal remains: to promote the West Indian age students to take an interest in local, na­ CIATION promotes political and cultural to mechanically endure stress alleviates people's hardship. It shows that VITA experience ing the period from March 1 culture and to bridge the gapthat exists between tional, and world news, issues and eventsper­ awareness among all Caribbean students, and meet deadline.s.. College Since its inception in 1991,· is really rewarding in terms of through April 15, at the site and other cultures and our own. We present to the taining to themselves. We plant seeds that with the hope that awareness will engen­ .education is about becoming -the program ·has gro~·into-~a- both professional and personal .dur-ing the two hour time slot of Baruch community different aspects ofthe West will change the status ofour communities so­ der political and economic unity, progress 1 :- .. compasaiorratejeaemgfor other large operation which involves -growth·.Bnd counts as one ofthe ·.their-choice. Indian culture through various media: films, . cially, economically; politically, and mentally. and development in. the -Caribbean. Tbis t people rather ·than~·s-elf;;-seeking-~·1nore:than200''VbTUl'l"tee-rs:-tast-:·~-d~ttStve·...,actorS''that d~tl~l"min.-e·-i''~~=iii~5ifiiF~jj~~, ~ - speakers, fashion shows, dance of the various is­ The SOUL SURVIVORS promote off campus club' sponsors food festivals and cultural individuafs. n is also about year, the Barli"c'il College ViTA .futurecareer opportunities es­ lands, arts and crafts exhibitions. All are wel­ activities with grassroots organizations, i.e. events at the College. learning how to conduct profes- volunteers worked at nine sites pecially among those students come to participate. feeding programs, conferences, rallies, cop NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF BLACK sional and personal affairs in a located in three boroughs of who major in accounting and fi- NEEDED watches, poetry readings and etc. This year STUDENTS FOR STUDENTS ACCOUNTANTS (NABA) multicultural environment New York City. VITA recognized nance. we are working on a book drive for prisoners, CALL The primary concern of STUDENTS FOR Baruch College offers its stu- the diversity of New York City Those of you, who have a de- the annual Heather Toussaint student schol­ STUDENTS is to assist and encourage new The NATIONALASSOCIATION OF BLACK dents a great number of out- and chose to establish sites in sire to try your skills "in the arship and educatingstudents on budget cuts. 802-6800 and incoming students to excel academically ACCOUNTANTS is a national membership or­ standing opportunities to de- the neighborhoods such as field" and are eager to bring Email [email protected] as well as socially through networking tech­ ganization with the primary purpose of devel­ velop into well-rounded people Chinatown, Flushing, Beach your compassion to the people FOR MORE niques. The club sponsors films, dances, oping, encouraging and serving as a resources - those who possess the quali- ·the, Upper West Side and the in need, are incited tojoin VITA ASIAN CUL~EXCHANGE (ACE) INFO guest speakers and reference seminars. for grater participation by African Americans and other minorities in the accounting profes­ FILIPINO-AMERICAN CLUB ACE is formerly known as Chinese Stu­ sion. Its programsare designed to provide sup­ dents Club. We expanded our club to allow port to those professionals seeking higher lev­ The Filipino American Club is more like a greater exposure to those that are unfamiliar els of accomplishments, help strengthen the ALP , family rather than an organization. It serves with Asian Heritage. We, at ACE, work closely skills of it student members, identify opportu­ as a center for students to meet and get ac­ with otherclubs as Asian StudentsAssocia­ nities for minority students and professionals quainted with other students from the Philip­ tion, Chinese Students Association and in the accounting profession and encourage a pines. We offer social and cultural events in­ Filipino American Club. ACE is also a greater number of minorities to enter the ac­ side and outside ofBaruch Community. Those proud member of the BaruchAsian Student DELTAC TER counting field. who are interested to join for the Spring Se­ Union (BASU). We strongly promote Asian mester, please leave your name and phone Unity and Asian Pride. Forthose who are in­ MUSLIM STUDENTS ASSOCIATION number in our mailbox in Rm.1512, in 26th terested in anyone of the above, please leave ONE OF BARUCH'S BEST KEPT SECRETS St. building. Everyone is welcome to join us!!! your name, phone # and interest in our mail­ The MUSLIM STUDENTS ASSOCIATION By Carolyn Br.ad SIGMA ALPHA, Delta chap­ ous committees of SIGMA AL­ and professional excellence, box. Up coming events: 1998 Evening Show was created to show a representation of Mus­ ter was originally known as the PHA and the special events it who enable SIGMA ALPHA, lims at Baruch College, to provide members and SIGMA ALPHA, Delta is Evening Session Honor and-Ser­ sponsors. This tradition of ser­ Delta to succeed. Complete the NEW GENERATION/ GAMMA pm RHO FOCUS other students with an understanding ofwhat made up of a network of profes- . vice Society-, In 1959, after com­ vice to Baruch College and its form on this page and send your Do you know that there is a sorority atBaruch? Islam has to offer, to try and tollo~ the religion sionals and honor students and pleting a probationary period of community is upheld today application to SIGMA ALPHA NEW GENERATION/ FOCUS is a new club A sorority is a group of individuals that over time to the best ofourability, to convey ~messageof provides a place for members to more than a year, SIGMA AL­ through SIGMAALPHA, Delta's Delta, c/o Box F-1512. which aims to enhance the cultural and social as­ becomes a family. Our sorority is very diverse as peace and under-standing to all students, to do socialize, encouraging the ex­ PHA, 'Delta became eligible to current activities and involve- . pects of student life at Baruch. This is done by well as unique. Our motto is" Breaking all barri­ what's right and help others under the guid­ change of ideas and informa­ receive its charter. as a member ment with in-school service or­ orchestratingvariousactivities bothon andoffcam­ er5'because we are not the typical sorority. Ifyou ance of Islam and to have an atmosphere of tion. SIGMA ALPHA Delta is of SlGMA ALPHA, the.under­ ganiaations as well as chari­ THE puswithotherstudentorganizations. We hope that . wantto becomepartofourhappylittlefamily, rome brotherhood by which others outside the club the only evening honor society graduate society of the City table community and national these activities will promote unity amongst our STUDENT check us out at room 2056 at PAS during Club can look u n. at Baruch College. ,W~ realiae University of New York. institutions. diverse clubs. We believe that as a united body, CENTER IS LO­ Hours. that the evening student com­ The meaning of SIGMA AL­ You must be a registered studentswill be a strongerforce to be reckoned with ••••••••••••••••••••••••• munity comprise many hard PHA, Delta combines three phi­ evening student with a scholas­ cATEDIN on campus. Want tojoin us in the empowerment BARUCHAnUCANSTUDENTSENATE working fuJI-time employees losophies: SIGMA stands for tic achievement of -'B' average . ofBaruch students? Drop us a note atourmailbox a 360 PARKAVENUE (BASS) Email Club Corner who are striving.to succeed pro­ . "Sophia" which means Scholar­ or better. You must have com­ attheStudentLife Centerat360 PAS or visit usat fessionally and 'aeademically, ship; ALPHA stands for .pleted at least 30 credits at SOUTH. THERE Baruch's website. The BARUCH AFRICAN STUDENT SEN­ entries! Sigma recognizes .and rewards "Agones" and means Achieve­ Baruch (or 18 credits ifyou are ARE OVER 100 TABLE TENNIS CLUB ATE promotes the political, economic and edu­ members' achievements by ar­ ment and DELTArepresents the a transfer student), with a GPA CLUBS TO cational upliftment, empowerment and unifica­ ranging workshops and net­ Evening Chapter of Sigma Al­ of 3.0. If you meet these re­ The TABLE TENNIS CLUB's purpose is to tion of students of African descent on our cam­ working opportunities for them pha. quirements, you are welcome to CHOOSE FROM. provide the Baruch community with a relaxing pus. BASS is involved with the organizing of to enhance their professional Participation in volunteer be a member ofa winning team. DROPBYI environment in which to enjoy the game of table Black History Month 1998. •••••••••••••••••••••••••• development. Meetings are al­ programs and service functions It is exceptional individuals like tennis. ways scheduled in the evening. are performed through the vari- you, who strive for academic 20 TICKER FEATURES DECEMBER 10,1997 TICKER FEATURES DECEMBER 10, 1997 21

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WOULD LIKE YOUR· RECOMMENDATION ON WHO WE ···..•'-··ea·' 1--.. e·····00··-- ., .. I' lj';···an.... -, '-" d SHOULD CONSIDER FOR OUR 1998 FACULTY SERVICE AWARD. A ll A letter.. fQ:r-··myed.itor. Dear Manny Rodriguez, .but1suppose1needtowaitan­ .other f***ing 25 years for the Criteria: The nominee should have made a significant contribution worthy of Forgive me for breaking . 'realjewelofmylifetocomeand the pact I have with you and the, be the savior I thought you student recognition and emulation; the services rendered should be above and other editors,-but I felt compelled were. beyond the faculty member's regular responsibilities, having taken place to express myselfand I could find --, Goodbye and good no other way than to use the-very , over a period of years - on or off Call1pus. pages that I have provided for you all this time. Time, it seems, has been a strongissuewithyou andI. Inthe fall semester of 1994, you arrived ­ atmy office. I had beenin the pro- -- The 1997 Baruch College Faculty Service Award was given to : cess ofa move from the 24th street buildingand, needless to say; I was­ indisarray You thoughtyou could -, make me better.and, because of. this, there was a paranoia in you. ­ I knewyoufelt theeditorswereout ProfessorDonaldH. Smith to alter your plans of shiningwith ­ me. Other writers you met with The Ticker indifference: theywerelowerthan Associate Provost and ProfessorofEducation you in talent, skill and sheer per­ ::: .fflJwas really QPsefon"Mon..: '. severance. Itwasat thistiIrietEaI s::; you submittedyour-firstshortstory; .,~:: day so I ripped up this picture "In the Weak." Your paranoia· i ofyours. Forgive me. seemed justified when the title of your storywas changedto "A Typi­ cal Manny Day." Since then you iftheylookedatmewheneverthey Name of Nominee: Class: _ had somequarrels with editorsre- ···saw meorpickedmeup?.,'lOOk'the- garding your material and vowed time to just read me?!" I want so to ensurethatwriter'sworkswould _desperate1ytotellpeoplewhoI am,..., Nominator: '·_Daytime I Home Phone Number: _ notbe~~~~t9~he~~~-~~_1€ftheril1mOwI.C8il·crYanal~llWl­ came an editor. Your passion has and that rn be there for them the . beenstrongandyourefforts noble. way I was for you. Because you Ultimately;though,~~t.~~~.- dilhl'tromeWithmrichyOUrSelfim(}:"' Basis for Nomination (Briefly describe howthe nominee meets each ofthe criteria): make me and where does it leave lfigure,othershhveaboutasmucb. us? '"Sometimesnothingcanbe - I washerefor you. You are a real cool band," right? And Ire­ not here-fer me;··'lllat' is how-this-'··'ally'"shovved\vhatYOifooilld: ..... >- ? -. ~ . ~. ~·~~t~; it~~rayen out if.-, Ivebeenwatchingkidslike someone could hear. . you for over 60 years. Some im- 'I supposethefuturewould" pressed me, many did not. I don't hurt less ifsomeone told me what ­ knowwhatbecameofanyofthem. all thiswasleadingto. ButI know: Theyusuallydisappear. Outofmy , you'renotcomingbackandbeaiuse life (and you thought I had none). I feel tbatlknow this, ~my. lsaytomyseH:"WhatifBaruchstu- beliefandtrulystayaway. Ini~- "Loveme, hateme;JDII'~:~~LETMEKNOW dentseared moreaboutme? What Iwashopingyouwouldneverleav~roU!". Paul Newman (Cool Hand Luke, 196'7)

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I ,I .; t , ·lJs·We~ll ; IfYou Don't·Wa.tch Die! . : By Manny Rodriguez ... . realistic in their outlooks that they Lawyers with heart. Lawyers . appear pessimistic. The episode • I who care. Sounds lik-e an absurd that aired on November 29th was cheesy idea but that's what The a showcasefor Harris as his char- Practice is all about. A firm ofpas- acter handled the defenseofa man sionate, sincere, talented lawyers who killed two children. The killer- from Boston try to make a name agreed to give the whereabouts of i> i for themselves as a attorneys who the children's bodies for a reduc- i I care. Yet a paradox occurs when tion in his sentence butthe DA re- ~ the real successes of the firm are neged on the deal when it was dis- solely on the weight oftheir cases covered that the children were won defending murderers and sodomized. In court, asYoung was drugdealers, basically the scum of trying-to remain professional, he "'". ~." '.- ...... """.' ; the earth. How do people who ac- argued valiantly in this man's de- .' .. "Let freedom ring with a buckshot;,. but n,otju.styet.u".. ~wn.~ tuaIIy care about their reputation ferisebut failed to get thejudge to diedteo late to .'should have been a real MOJprime. and their souls deal with such a rule against the DA waiving the RD8 KGBB - "TIle Nature OfThe Threot" Yeah, he was different. He was'wack... .. centrad: rtion? deal. What ensued was the killer "Iteach the truth to theyouth..." The cr ~a",uJ.· and writer ofPicket .askingYoungifit mattered that he "LABOR...ECONOMlCS..." . 01'DirtyBastard wi GeniuslGZA - "Damage" Ra8 ~GBB - "TheNature OfThe Threat" Fences a 1,.1 Cuicago Hope, David E. raped the children after he killed Kelley, has brought us thiswonder-them.. Young tried to .ignore him Listen to mejustfor a few minutes. Pay attention to what I will tellyou. ful new drama which is certainly but the man continued, "I bet it At this time I would like to assign to all ofyou your final project topics. I care about all ofyou becauseyou're my brothers from other mothers. the best lawyer-based drama on matters to them." As he said this, TherewiUbe 3 groupseachfocusingon a given topic. Group 1 will focus on I'm about to tell you how to reconquer this world. However, I will only television today. Kelley's genius is he pointed to the children's par- . the science thatallows us tobuycertainbrandsoverothersbyalteringour teach you how this world works today, I guess I won't reallyfinish that. doubly apparent when we see the ents. Almost simultaneously, cultural beliefs,believecertain non-existent images ofpoliticians nearvot­ Nevertheless, we will begin... extreme decline in quality since his ' Youngpunched and beat down the ing time, use psychological theory and practice to receive our monetary The oppression we faced fifty years ago will be admitted today and the departure from Chicago Hope. killer and had to be removed by funds without ·our slightest objection-What, excuse me, it's called con­ oppression we face todaywill be admitted fIfty years later, SoI tell youall With his new series (which debuted numerous guards. Afterwards, sumerbehavior. Ohh, looks like I'm learning a little somethingtoo. that I certainly am aheadofmytime. I will thus takeyou into the future in the latter part of last season), Young was released with no I want Group2 to research the effects ofaffirmative action? I wantto see he has incorporated a talented and charges filed- against him but he to see what really happened today. particular attention given to the un­ diverse cast lead by a flawed hero stayed in his cell because he was Our existence today is directly af­ fairness created for the white male in leading man Dylan McDermott still disturbed by the fact that he fected by what happened 5, 10,50 in theUnited States. DidI saysome­ (In the Line ofFire). His portrayal was defending such scum in the and 400 years ago. Apologies are in­ thingfunny? Ifyoucan'tconstruct a of Bobby Donnell, the head of first place. sulting reparations for injustices we good reason, you wouldbe wise to tell Donnell & Associates, is a passion- Self refleetion takes place a lot have not completely survivedfrom-. me why this is a lot funnier than ate lawyer who worries too much in this show and it always comes And I don't careifyougetfuckin'mad Puffybattlin' Cannibus. and lets people see when he has close to the heart. The other per-- because the only way to get things . Group 3,· a key macro-economic made a mistake through his ex- formers, Michael Badalucco, Lara back are. to find out how they were:... theory isthat the increasing of em­ pression, even in the courtroom. In Flynn Boyle, Lisagay Hamilton, taken. Arethefalse identities(''What .. ployment also increases inflation. fact, Donnell doesn't even seem Camryn Manheim and Kelli WiIl- is an African-American?"), society's With all of labor employed, there is like a lawyer. His whole persona· iams are amazing actors who hidden weeds - painting over graf­ no reserve labor allowing the own­ expresses a vast amount of talent aren't models in. actor's clothing, fiti, the multicultural American ers of the capital means to have le­ but a lack of self esteem that Acting, writing and heart work to- (''Who's anAmericans) who soaksup: .. verage overlabor. Your topic thus is I frivolous bitsoftriviaobviously ski~ . to construct an effective way to ex­ pushes him to drive harder to- gether to make a wonderful show ish.-tny-hQ~th~gb.~t.tQ.. _~l_ain. wards his goals ratherthan plunge -.. 0 - ·-abGu·t people..who happen. to be ping.this.. -­ this theoryto your father who, beeIl·unempI~Yedfor himself deeper into the pitfalls lawyers. and the-sixty-dollarPolitical ~enc~ .. we-willSiy;lias weak self images usually create. The Practice airs on Saturdays textbook (withAppendixA- the Con­ 3 years and counting. Donnell is a paradox and DylanMcDermottandLaraFlynnBoyle(top)starinThe on ABC at 10 PM. Tune in or just stitution of The United States of . McDermott plays him admirably Practice. set your timer on record. America), the total combined aspects , "...LAWS...WAR..." The entire cast is filled with The other shows discussed in this of our history? I RasKass- Well, I won't waitforyou to answer. c3 "The Nature OfThe Threat" characters people can see them- series were Party OfFive (Wednes- ·as selves through. In the last install- character on the small screen. comes positive like Braugher's day on FOX at 9 PM) and Homi­ The real can be exposed in... c ment of this series, I stated that Steve Harris' portrayal of Eugene work even though both characters cide: Life On The Street (Fridays . ..~: .:.' .•<:~~ ~ I would like to get to an area of human relation you may need going Andre Braugher ofHomicide: Life Young is forceful, reserved and re- are hot tempered, so professional on NBC at 10 PM). a .• • every - area of human MaDny·Rodriguez (1.) with Milton Cardona and Edward On The Street was the best black alistic. Because it is so true it be- they come across as cold and so relation...EDUCATION...". Rodriguez (r.). home and will certainly be needing . RasKass- someday "The Nature OfThe Threat" The laws ofthe land are not constructed out ofmorality When you get your head kicked in by the police assume theyhadthe law on their side. Cinematic Exodus Let's pick on someone in the class. Yes, you, the punk in the back. Come When the laws seem to change disfavoring you, assume that the law is on and attract because the educational system is the best place to describe working properly Iftheyfavor you, always rememberyou are getting too your cliched persona. You've done well in schooland been led to believe by comfortable. Realize that freedom of speech does not extend to yelling Spielberg attempts to portray African plight. "Fire" in a movie theater or criticizing the ones who made up that rule. By Manny Rodriguez In Ghosts...,the story ofthe murder defense. Hisspeech goes onso long yourhigh schoolcounselorthatyou'dfit perfectlyintoa careerofhis choos­ Believe and guideyourselfby your principles and rememberthe changing There's a controversy revolving ofcivil rights activist Medgar Evers my ears went numb. Matthew ing. Despiteneverreallycaringfor it, the primaryobjective of the system, legal precedents closely soyou don't get caught breaking the law. around Steven Spielberg doing a was told through the story of Bobby McConaughey plays the slaves' the instituting and ingraining of authority and its following, makes you movie about anAfrican slave revolt DeLaughter, the lawyerwho helped original lawyer and paints a well agree, justifying it through expected monetary returns in the future. "...SEX..." on a Spanish ship in 1839. Anyone get Evers'murderer, Byron DeLa defined character but slips in the You get to college and are forced to take a class on multiculturalism and Ra8 Ka8B - "TIleNt:Jture OfTlu! Threat" who has a reservation about him Beckwithconvicted. InAmistad,the end with a weak portrayal of his .. take one onyour native land, Puerto Rico, asyou are sure tomeetbitches. makingthis movie should wake up. story is followed through the story character'semotions. Morgan Free- Matth~wMcConaughey 0.) However, you happen to fall out when you learn thatyou'rejust a colonial Times get rough for you brothas right about now. Let me tell you about Spielberg is a talented and intelli- of Cinque (Djimon Hounsou), the man also stars in a disappointingly and DjunonHoUDSOu. subject andthe town your mother is from is a bigshopping mall without this time ofDecember. It's the time ofBlack Friday where the X and Y gent filmmaker who has the capa- slave who led the revolt. This ele- small role. Ultimately, whatmakes rice and beans. You see how foolish your aunt was for voting Republican. season kicks in and companies must sell, sell, sell...excuse me, rmstutter­ bilities to make a real film about this ment ofthe movie is extremelycom- this movie good? Many things. Finally, the real reason you Your back's finally broken when your cousins'family didn't get to Hawaii inga bit. Companiesmustsssseellleverythingtomeet thesalesobjectives subject. Also, it's about time that mendable but what happens is once No directoris as sure handed with should watch this film is Djimon because they wanted to live in another hot, tropical island on the other ofthe fiscal year. Santa's all red faced with embarrassment as we catch someone made a movie like this to the slaves are captured on Ameri- anymaterialas Spielberg. The only Hounsou. His performance as sideofthehemisphere. Theyaretherebecauseoftheholocaust thattrans­ hislie aboutJesusbeinghomon the 25th. Timesarestressfulsoyouneed pave the way for the possibility of can waters, they must be defended livingdirector thatsurpasses him is Cinque is perfect. For the entire portedthem as slavesto workonplantationsthere. Andyou thoughtthere your hottie to get through but Santa's(the satanic capitalist) makingyou otherfilms about history's most dev- by lawyerswho arewhite, obviously: Martin Scorcese. His opening shot film, he must speak in Mende was only one ofthose holo-things. You'll soon find out there's more than / 7 buy her SQmething expensive. ~d.yourballs stayblue. astating, repulsive and.damaging Themoviethen turnsinto a struggle is brilliant and haunting. Hissense which the actor had to learn for one pendejo,· too... While the abolishmentofnativitY sets might help, You go hettie hunting occurrence. Thesadpart is that the in the courtroom to' prove the ofthe period is accurateandhis tim­ . the film. Hounsou portrays an­ for the'vision ofbeauty you can only watch at the bay. She's nothing like ramifications ofslaveryare still felt struggleofthe slaves. Thisapproach ingis onpoint. Thecrucial sequence, ger, confusion, intelligence, fear "...ENTERTAINMENT..." yoursweetbaby; she's a hoe. Nowwm,therAIDS is man-madeor not, you today because if they weren't this can certainly work. Courtroom where Cinque tells his storyand we Ra8 KOBB - "The Nature OfThe Threet" and love in so many ways. He got it. Sobefore you go that route, I tell you to rememberyour loved ones wouldn't be the first major motion drama is clearly a potent and sue- see the struggle of the middle pas­ better be nominated for a BestAc­ who passed away: Recuerda que siempre los vas a extraiiar mueho... picture focusing on this subject mat- cessful fonn to takeadvantageofbut sage is heart wrenching and will tor Oscar and his performance is Let me tellyou about a kid...bad seed..Liked to rhyme a lot, hurt people terand a blackman orwoman would Amistad's courtroom scenes falter. bring tears to all people who aren't definitely the bestacting I've with a weakshow. Ha, Ha,you sayyou likehimalready. Well...;you weren't "1say,'1Ieyyouth!/ Here's the Truth!'... » be directing it. The court installments have little devils. Despite the effectiveness of seen this year. the onlyone. Everyone liked him too because he did ~diff~tthan or'DirtyBa.tanl UJI Ge1druI/GZA - "lJamGge" Like Rob Reiner's Ghosts OfMis- tension andboil down to a collection this sequence, I felt the middlepas­ Watch Amistad because it is a the few ofus who made this. He spoke about being m the JaeuzzI before sissippi, white filmmakers have ofspeeches. Aprimeexamplewould sage was even more brutal than fine film, though flawed, that will gettingout ofthe bathtubandhad the mansion before he movedoutofhis "...We need to tndyunderstandthe nature ofthe threat•.." tackled black facts on screen. Yet be the finale at the Supreme Court what Spielberg showed but it's still open your eyes if you're in the project apartment23 right.neXt doorto Cee1o. Hewas hard but·soft at the RG8 KG..- 'TM Nolure OfThe 7'hreor they have had the challenge oftell- where Anthony Hopkins, as John a good startand will show ignorant dark or will give a visual picture same time he killed niggas and fucked bitches in the same rhyme, got us ingit through theirownperspective. QuincyAdams, arguesinthe slaves' peoples whatreally happened. of what you already know. believing ~and hip hop·together wasn't a crime and when I said so, be \

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.,.: J S & ENTERTAINMENT DECEMBER 10,1997 33 • 't.:iI!'!!."-:':-; --. THIS WINTER IREAK, THE' -BEGINS! ~·. r ..,,l . -1··A~\..7 ..•s· orner of this Lp would Artist: DepecheMode Artist: Recoil ,~ have been a blending ELITE E:xpedit:i.o.. Title: HomefUseless Title: UnsoundMethods of two superior and , (Remix E.P./CD.ROM Label: Reprise Records ..... UAFlY2S-ZS,1 Label: Reprise Records missed talents. In­ Rating: . Rating: stead, we get a vari­ e-..:.,.~~.• ety of beat makers. Oh my, this sounds like Exclusive to the U. S., this release Father Shah ["The SEX! ! Me and my love couldn't not only contains four mixes each, of 18th Letter (Always help but to get it on while lis­ "Home" and"Useless, "butall fourvid­ and Forever)"] and tening to this CD !! Uh... any­ eos released fromthe Mode's album .' ,,- . aughty Shorts way'. .. For thirteen years, "Ultra." The audio portion is quite..: f"J'h,eMystery (Who . was the musical geod. For "Useless," three ofthe four' , C _s-'God?)"lepito­ and production mastermind be­ versions are actually re-recorded and mizes the uneven hind the UK band Depeehe remixed, so not only isthe songrear-' > production given be­ Mode. He quit in 1995 as a re­ ranged, but we also get to hear new cause, Rakim's in­ sult of unfair workloads and the vocaland guitar tracks. The "Home" sightful lyrics. ("66 band's, drinking and drugging remixes reflect the same vibe as the years since his face (which climaxed with David .orginal, except for The Noodles and l\rtist:' Rakim was shown / when the angel ap­ Gahan's near fatal heroin over­ the Damage Done Mix by Skylab, dose). Recoil, actually a side­ Album: The 18th Letter pears the mystery will, be which turnsthis sweet ballad into an known / check Revelations, Gen­ project which he toyed with eclectic 'techno-rock song. As for the Label: Universal Records esis, Saint Luke and John I it from time to time, has now be· multimedia portion, acclaimed direc­ Rating: 0.0 1/2 0 even tells its we are Gods in the come a full time thing. As with tor/photographerAntonCorbijnhas Holy Koran") are forced to be Recoil's previous release, created most ofDepecheMode's vi- Is Rakim the greatestMC delivered in. a' slow motion flo.. w 1992's Bloodline, Wilder that ever lived? He certainly handles all the instrumentation SUPERBOWLPAATY WEEKENDI be can for many reasons. He IS and production, while enlisting arguably the MC on, the great­ the aid of a varied group of vo­ est hip hop album of all.time, ~ ...... calists. I must say at this point, Paid Full. With this debut In and it might orilybe me, but the '\1 with Eric B, he merged the lyr-ics have such tasty sexual party atmosphere of' hip hop overtones in them. Siobhan with a spiritual essence and fo­ ,~ ~';~. L yncih 'coos."l·.. et it S lidt e... on .... 4, • .cused reality of our lives. He . .', ~ the first single "Drifting," and "also MCed one of the greatest former front.man songs of all time, "Eric B Is Douglas McCarthy gasps President;" with one of the most "... she was sucking it out ofme famous lines ("I came in the ...sucking it out of me... " on J I .,. door said it before...")" that "Stalker. " And spoken word art­ ,'. ~ has ever been recorded in hip ~:1. ist Maggie Estep describes a -'·hop>'R.akim's. vorce·-and..fI-ow, bizarre sexual encounter be- ~-1W~e~-·Jack:'at):d··C·arl~..: two' '--='ence:'-OO1-~rerY-smea1~re'-:--tc)tf'!~-- .0 co-workers on the graveyard :~ .r-e sulti n g in being hip hop's shift at the mayonnaise factory ,~ most respected artist on the . on one of the album's best level of Afrika Bambaataa and tracks "Luscious Apparatus." Kool Here. Unsound Methods has a dark Despite all this, his new Lp, sort of atmospheric qualrty, not sual outputsince 198Ts Strange. The The 18th Letter, has only been because the break by Naughty present in Recoil's previous re- thing about Corbijn's videos is that highly anticipated by the few 5 PARTIES IN SDAYSI OPEN BAR! FAlESKI RENTAI.!· is so weak and off beat on the leases. The songs are a bit more you eitherIove'emorhate'em. "Barrel hip hop fans that haven't latter, while "The 18th..." is a mellow and twisted than before, ofaGun"ischoek-tull ofthatbeloved ' crossed over to the darkside. It ''heroin sheik" which is disturbing, as nice opener. Nick Wiz, an ex­ and each track flows so well into certainly isn't a disappointment cellent producer (of Cella the next. Recoil is no longer in this video was released shortly after as Raldm's voice is like an aged David Gahan's near-death experi­ Dwellas fame) contributes to the side-line, the possibilities wine whose taste we knew was the meek with "Show Me Love" seem endless for this project. ence with that drug. "It No'Good" is good but had forgotten. Lyri­ which is all together unneces­ You just got sit back and let channingandsilly- withthebandlos­ cally, Rakim is equal to the ingtheirwomen when theylose their sary considering DJ Clark yourself get lost in the music. myth that has been created of Kent's "StayA While" was a re­ -Syed A. Bokhari .. money; and "Useless"isquite simple.­ .lrimvyet the production cer­ spectable track reminiscent of with the band singing to the camera, tainly isn't. PLUS:1.arge Indoor Pool, Large MCulzl,lIl1lards,Arcacle,SnowmobI11ftI,Horseback Rlcllng,lce Hakim's "Wha.t's On Your Mind" witha randomdonkeyortwo passing With '"[t's Been A Long Time," on the slept on '92 Lp, Don't ind Skatlng,SnowHarcllng,Outlet Shopping anclmorel Fees may be requlrect. byin the background. The bestvideo the new classic anthem "Neui out oftilelot is "Home,"directedbySteve Sweat The Technique. Yet Clark York" both produced by DJ Kent is not excused for giving FOR NlOAE INFO AND RES s: Green- aghast(?)passesthroughthe Premie~, how 0 PRICES ARE PER PERSON "The Saga Begins" Rakim two tracks ("Guess Wko's t lives ofseveral people, sight unseen, and "When I'm Elouiin/" pro­ trying to find his way...uh...home? Back" and "Remember That") !Ia,a~ . ' duced by Pete Rock, there are .. 1ft a room: ANGEL. RAMOS: 117-4&8-1105 Yeah, "that's it! Aww, .but it's really a that needed more work. On rite for four great tracks. Personally, "Guess...," The R flows fast with S 1n CI room:Sab sweetvideo... wit h Pete Rock in hiatus so orJEFF L.AMIIC*:917-&S2-4843 -Syed A. Bokbari a precision seen on the classic rts -Z In CI room:S2' Ion ,his' roduetion of.therest "1 Ain't No Joke." This .track E-Mail: EllteNY®AOL.COM would have been better ifitwas ,,- done by someone else consider­ next ter-m, ing Kent pops everything out. Or stop by the P.A.I.D.E.lounge at SGOPAS In room 142S 0" Regar-ding: "Remember...;" the ·J,ust .. track is three years too old and 1 the Mary J Blige sample Con t act and see JeH Lamboy, P.A.I.D.E. President, or leave him amessage. . sounds like a "dying' cat.~'- '_,' .. Nevertheless, Rakim is the great- . 1?[@@ ~@)\Yl§~1f(YJ~§ (58(@~O(@~@§ ~~I?OD ~@diI@g ~E)@@ ~ est ever because he stillis the..flesh Edward and blood we 'use. to define hip: hop' @~~n~@ §~l3el~ §@~~C:3 §§:el@~g ~O~liYjJOg (;s~~D@)~g music by and he hasn't sold out. .I Rodriguez DIfll repeat: He hOtm Y BOld out. This i& why The 18th ~ Letter's weaker' ~Cll@ ~§~@C;]R ~§~ E1@~ElOU§R at (212) -- Cll@)9@O @)(@ M§ Q@[? lii@@)[?@ beatsare almost an insult:and why ...... 0 --'\. every hip hop fan 'should buy it im- .mediately. '802 -6800. Minimum deposit Is $100. Payable by Cash, Check or credit card. -EdWard'Rodrigu~z ~: ....

TICKER ARTS It ENTERTAINMENT DECEMBER 10,1997 35 34 TICKER ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT DECEMBER 10,1997 I . Sy Says! I The Ticker's Resident Music Freak Picks the Ten Best CDs of '97 critics have called the "King ofTechno" makes an album with ab­ I Melodic guitars and vocal har­ solutely no techno songs, you can help but take notice. A hard monies with vintage analog I rock/punk/metal album, punctuated by some beautiful acoustic I keyboards - from the start, the instrumentals - with Moby writing, producing, and playing every J By Syed A. Bokhari Dandies caught my attention. t· . instrument himself. Definitely one ofhis best to date. With Hey everybody, what's :. i:}' . .:'.~ Animal Rights, Moby has done away with all the slick production shakin'? Those two skanky and electronic equipment to show that at the heart of a ll good ~ -- Rodriguez twins, my editors, music, lies a great musician at the helm. asked me to come up with a list of the "Ten Best CD's" for 1997, No.6: Prodigy- The Fat of the Land (Maverick)- Once you get as if I had nothing better to do, behind the image of Keith Flint waging his pierced tongue with right? They, of course, were re­ saliva dripping at the end of it, you'll realize that Prodigy is ac­ lying on my good taste and judg­ tually a good band. It's too bad that media has labeled them as ment, so how could I refuse? "electronica" - especially since their music is actually a fusion of Continued from page 34 The task was a bit more daunt­ many genres like hip-hop, punk, dance, and even Indian music ing than I thought. 1997 was a and chants. And guest vocals by rapper Kool Keith, and Kula DM has ever made. Unsound Methods is somewhat more mellow and darker really strange year. Nearly any­ than his previous releases. It's a swirling ofsynthetic and organic body who was anybody died this landscape sounds, blended with the vocal talents of Douglas McCarthy, Siobhan year; Princess Diana, Elton Lynch, Maggie andHildaCampbeD.Quiteeerie,yetsensual.A good John... urn, no not him. You Estep album toplay while you're makinglove to someone. get the picture. There was also a lot of good music that came out in '97, and I didn't want to They're certainly not afraid to miss anything. So, I pulled out have a good time; toying with all my 1997 CDs, there were Midwestern accents, poking fun about a hundred or more -I a t heroin sheik, paying homage didn't count them (good thing to Kirn Deal; heart-felt ballads, No.2: Bjork- Homogenic (Elektra) . Once again, Bjork has out­ most of them were free - being pop tunes, and a great lead done herself. This album presents the listener with an eclectic college press and all). I laid singer - it's all here, kids. combination ofa string orchestra with techno beats. A tad bit down on the bedroom floor, CD mellow, but certainly not boring. Thebeats on Homogenic are wild, cases sprawled out, spinning erratic and distorted - serving as a wonderful contrast to the one disc after the next. These strings. Usually, the quality of an artist's work diminishes with are these results. I'm glad to see each successive release, but this is definitely not the case with that I haven't limited myself to Bjork. Homogenic is her most creative work to date. only one genre - they're a Il-here, kids. You may not agree with my .Wbich brin-gs us to. .. NUMERO UNO! !. opinions, buthey; that's all they Shaker's Czispin Mills don'i--Jilii£~erilier=·'-W'1iile'on ·'th.e .subject, are . opinions. So, here goes... I've got to ask; why is everyone in such an uproar about the band's new single "Smack My Bitch Up" ? It's basically an instrumental ATARI TEENAGE RIOT- BURN, BERLIN, BURN! (DHR/Grand Royal)­ with two lines of lyrics - yet it's been banned in a lot of places. Atari Teenage Riot makes Prodigy look like the Spice Girls, and Marilyn Listen, get over it people! Those fat, ugly; old men and politicians Manson sound like Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. I simply don't know how one who try to censor the youth are probably the ones truly guilty of could describe theirsound - Death-techno? Digital hardcore? Eitherway, their "smacking up" their "bitches." No.3: Missy "Misdemeanor" ElliCJtt- Supa Dupa Fly (EastWest/ musicishard, andit'scertainlynotfor theweak. ATRfuses punkrocksamples Elektra)- This one gets a high ranking because of its staying with hard hip-hop and techno beats, electronic effects (courtesy of Alec Em­ power. I got Supa Dupa Fly the week it came out, and months pire, the trio's musical mastermind), anda strong vocal presence by singer later, I still listen to it on a regular basis. It's so irresistible! I Hanin Elias andMe Carl Crack. Thesekids don't have time to sing about always find myself singing one of Missy's songs in the shower. whydaddywon'tbuythema newcar-they've gotreal problems! They've got to No.8: Space- Spiders (Gut/ This album is loaded with special guests like Lil' Kim, Busta "Destroy 2000 Years ofCulture"in Germany- they'vegot tobreakalltheracists Univers al)- Oh dear, I can't get Rhymes, Da Brat and others, however, that still does not over­ andfascists thatare bringingthe world down! "We don ~ use uiolence to finda enough of that English wit! This shadow Missy's own rapping and singing styles. role in thissociety, we use violence to BEATTHIS SOCIETY... "shouts Eliason is the type of album which "Heatuiaue. ~~ While bands like makes you giggle and snicker a Marilyn Manson possess the imag­ bi1. The ~1 USlC Scene can get so eryand make-up with nothing more No. 1 0: Tricky- PTe-Millen­ dreary sometimes, it's nice to to offer (not even talent), Atari Teen­ nium Tension (Island) - Tricky have a refreshing attitude like ageRiothasgotthesoundandtheat­ is really taking rap and R&B to this. Songs about big butch titude thatwill makeyou ronintothe a new level. Virtually wor­ queens, serial killers, shady street, hungrytokillsomeracistnazi's shipped in Europe, people in the neighborhoods, obsessed fans ­ ass. States are now taking notice of all with a cockney British ac­ Tricky. With bands like cent. I don't know why I'm a or course, there are loads ofhonor­ Portishead and Massive At­ sucker for accents... able mentions; Portishead an.d Bhlr'sself-titledefforts, BooRaidley's tack breaking into the U. S., No.5: Gene- Drawn to the Deep End (Polvdor)- With this, their CnonKids, Curve'sChineseBumEP., Tricky has found himself at the second album, Gene has quite easily surpassed the excellence Wu-Tang Clan's Wu-Tang Forever, forefront of the "Trip -hop" and beauty oftheir debut effort Olympian· a great achievement LondonSuede's Lullabies.'97 movement. Screw the labels, in itself. They're one of the most underrated bands around. I'll Sci-Ii wasa greatyear, though, I am gladto he's just plain good. The instru­ be the first to admit, Gene's music always makes me feel like see it go..And with new releases by mentation on this album is crying a bit (which is why I no longer listen to them on public r .. J(iJl~ Inch Nails and Curve set for somewhat minimal· usually transport!). Every single one of Martin Rossiter's lyrics strikes year, '98 shouldprovetobe inter­ just vocals and drums, rather a chord with me, bringing back some haunting or painful memo­ neXt esting, as well So long kids, Happy than all the basses and guitars, ries and such. Yeah, all of us need a good sob sometimes, right? New Year, andallthat good stuff: .. as on his cover of Public (Sigh).. moving on... Enemy's "Black Steer' (from his previous album Maxinquaye). No.4: Recoil- Unsound Methods (Mute/Reprise)- Leaving Still, Tricky's music is quite was probably the smartest thing Alan Wilder All coments on your favorite CDs powerful and poetic. could have done. His solo work quite easily surpasses anything of 1997 or Syed's picks, just e­ mail us at .. . .~ [email protected], Continued on page 35 or write us a response that will be No.9: Dandy Warhols- Dandy No.7: Moby- Animal Rights published. Warhols Come Down (Capital) - (Mute/Elektra)- When the man

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... THE ARTISTIC SECTION FOR BARUCHARTISTS "UNTITLED" For Khadine WOlnen and Men Your Sln-ile UNMOSAICO DE CANC/ONES, Afterall these years ofobservingthe sunset, I only can remember it from the moment you pointed can't live with them Your smile is like to it can't live without them a ray ofsunshine And all your gestures mean nothing ifI fail to acknowledge LAMENTOS E INSPlRACIONES sex before marriage is desirable Euerytime I see that ray them. IfI fail to follow the gesticulations bornoflove marriage before sex, now that~ a sin I know everything will be ok But I know you have been disappointed and I refuse to writing about sex is desirable Whene.ver I'm feeling down disappoint you. I refuse to mitigate the prospect that Y. nesecito un millori de estrellas talking about sex sex is not P. C. because you're not around life with you is filled with harvest moons. men are dogs and that is that, hmmm I just rememberyour smile I never want to experience that irascible void that existed y necesito esa luz dentro mi ser...... WOMEN ARE PUSSIES or CALL THEM CATS... then I feel like the happiest only before you decided to hold my hands every dog has got his bone person on this planet. I seek to always run throughthe hills ofouryouth Estoy perdido en el fonda azul and all cats purr on a stranger when left alone Your smile is like an as the madmen who necessarily forget about the world y perplejo con la mirada fija al sur. . a healthy dog will protect his bitch upside down rainbow I am horrified that we might one day bid each other a healthy cat will arch her back in the bushes which continues to rise farewell. But how couldyou ever wish me well knounng Quise serparte de algo inmenso living with your woman?, Your smile twinkles bright you are not with me? And hour can I ever wish you well hnounng como una.gota tibia en un mar cristalino or sleeping with the enemy!, And is full oflight that withoutyou I am lost? . y quise ser como un elemento basico loving with your woman?, let in life there are no guarantees. And so, I am que formaba parte de algo inmenso or creeping in the bushes with his pussy cat! -Ch.anti adamant to be like no otheryou have known. For Ifyou Women are men so I'll be your friend, continue to nurture your love for me - I guarantee you No fue (LSi . Lets go to the park and I'll make your will never toalh. alone again. peso cargo, la historic bend. mas I will massage the path ofall your lost tears. I am hopingyou y cal . are everything I have ever wanted because only then will we impotente ala injusticia -Anonymous be able to enter sublime immortality Aferall, the greater truth is that love coupled with Vamos a sonar lo nuestro Manny's note: longevity is the definition ofeterntty. sepultemos ya los restos And with all ofmy glib efforts to be accepted by you, I ahandonemos nuestros cuerpos Angelic Mistletoe A sincere t.harik you to Anonymous, have glossed overperhaps the most important thing:.a:ceptanee para reencontrar lo que es nuestro Chanti, Kiro, Harold, Kenyatta and implies mollification ofego and renewal ofvuln.,er:abl,Zl,ty. " My destiny began with my death. And shouldyou acceptand trust my ability, the aftermath Ha llegado el momento Dark Cupid's bullet shattered Tr?Y glass heart. Desiree for submitting their work to can only be orgasmic bliss. For all my creative energy de que vaya por mi camino Suicide by love letter. will ultimately center around you. han dejado en mi cuerpo Church where prayers come to find only a great echo. this last issue ofthe fall semester. We will learn to never hurt each other because intrinsically la seiial de un castigo..... The smell ofincense looms across my invisible cryptic mask. This is also my last issue here. we have always inhaled "juntos" Always scarred by a Psychological disfigurement. And should I never see the sunset win you by my han llagado mi cuerpo las miradas I ponder the insanity ofone's mind in a lunatic society. I would like to implore all the people side, I only pray it is because we have become noctumal de los que mehan uisto pasar "" .". I walk in the shadows ofwondrous light. "andprefer to wish- on 'the"fallingstars. ".'" - "" yes ironico que aunasi....no pare de camtnar My broken wings graced only -by the darkness ofman. whothiiik this papersucks andadvise There are no miracles only the hopeful emptiness. them to do the only thing they should: - Kenyatta Pious The ramblings ofa sane man trying to be inane. -Harold Velarde Ever wonder what one see when they are conceived? come up here and take this shit over. Ever wonder what one envisions when one dies? When one is slaughtered by a broken heart, how And to the people who feel they would does one love again? like to write or do work for us and 2" Loneliness and boredom, Man's most greatest gift -ununea to the human kind. think they need some special knowl­ Does sister Death greet everyone with black roses? In the hills ofmy mind, the abyss broke and stillness A winter shiver washes over my broken wings. edge--kill that noise and get up here. gushed forth . The Japanese word, hitori de (alone) Next semester come to The Ticker And for a moment,just a moment, the pensuie waves etched across my chest. began to chime... Vision A broken compass embedded in my heart. office or phone us at 802-6800 and ask And why is it that whenever love makes an appointment with me bo~y.? I walk in the shadows oflight. " my feet are tackled and alabaster is poured over m;: A hollow mind full ofbitter memories. for Edward Rodriguez and Syed And why is it that when women finally decide it LS me they Footsteps As I pass by a statue ofangel in the park. Bokhari. wan, my lips part and I run away? treading softly I notice a beautiful woman next to it. "I can no longerpretend that I know how to love. That I even on the hard dirt As my eyes wonder into sadness, I would like to extend my thanks to know how to care for anyone . Approach She comes up to me and stares deeply into my eyes. the people that put me on: Farah /' Psychologically1 cannot bring myselfto experience a clearing Forjust that one moment I felt the magic of the fables oflove where drums beat legends for told ofa secret emotion. Gehy, Malika Thompson and Darren I try to believe that one day 1 too will run with love against the silent sky Her gentle warms hands shattered away my iron mask. in knee highgrass .. Bodies move Her kiss removed me ofmy once dark armor. Hartley. A special thanks to Anthony That I too will melt away the years pinned against in rhythms And the kindness ofher caress healed my wings. Gregory, Madelyn Tavera, Ming Wong, and in between the belly oflove that show 1U) one As the soft poetic snow filled the lavender sky, Yet I know that love has hated my stance ofobdurance separate from the other Our hearts danced to the rhythm ofnew found luu. Orlando Green, Sergy Tabuteau, Syed, my stance ofunbridled cynicism . ". Patterns formed For she will forever be my angelic mistletoe. Ofunchannelled rage towards the interloper that is by music heard DatwonThomas, Juan Raposo, my called love " only by those nigga SMO and all the people who But why should I be an outcast ifI challenge who create it. -Kiro Invisible Samurai love? IfI stare down the throatofthe desert that Footsteps worked with me and kept it real has been known to rain? " treading softly IfI refuse to blink when the wind causes tears to race on the hard dirt. throughout the three-plus years I've towards my feet? - Move away, worked for this paper. Even as a I know that by this time tomorrow the blinded. Watch gnats oflove will once again methodically find themselves Lastly; I would like to thank my chewing on my ear lobe ." -Desiree Lopez Little Women older brother (by five minutes anyway) And my soul will once again begin to tear and repair " to tear and repair... - . f ~ Edward"the JDuthafuckin' Sunset My ears will be deafened by the sh~ll ~hzsper0 late with And in the desert thejackals will leave their hill and rush to salute Style" Rodriguez. "Keep writin'tight the plunge ofthe frigid raindrops Winona Ryder! shit to make their ears go numb." -Kenyatta Pious 1 .....~

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Kill that witch and KNITE now! yelled Rain.

But nothing could stop the blood rage ofVENDE'ITA's blades. As limbs and unspeakable bodies fly across the room, Kain manageslike every rat, slips away during the chaos and heads for the roof. Only to be greeted by the flaming carcass ofhis transport.

Got any marshmallows for your own cremation Rain? said KNITE.

But from within the shadows ofthe night, an animal growl emerges and pounces on to KNITE.

Yes SLAINE! Kill KNITE! Giveyour father his bloody damn head! screamed Rain.

As KNITE's knee blade pops open, it finds it mark between SLAINE's rib cage causing the monster to painfullytoss KNITE across the rooftop.

So your the stinkingbastard who killed my brother? Oh, I'm gonnaenjoy watchingyou bleed. said KNITE.

As delivers a series ofblows, responds back with his axes. And as falls ground, his preparing for the death , KNITE ,SLAINE KNITE tothe SLAINE raises ax ~, blow. All ofthe sudden KNITE's mask emits a bright flash that could be seen all the way to Jersey City • .pache Band perfortDiDg at

Ha! Ha! laughed Riccardo Marcin from his show boat. Yup, that's KNITE penance stare.

As SlAINE falls dead, Kain in an uncontrollable rage grabs one ofSLAINE's ax's and carelessly charges towards KNITE. Write for Arts next term. Avalon! Time Slash sequence; 2 second window close 90 degrees south! said KNITE. Call Edward Rodriguez or As KNITE flutters open his trench, halfofKain's carcass is teleported down to VENDETTAwhile the otherhalfremained with KNITE. SyedBok,hari at'802 -6800-. 0000000000 that stinks! Why did hehave to have Taco Bell? The· title trac~'Obatala,'was.the~DC:O're,~ungbY~D~ardolia with theF~rtApache Band at the Milt Hinton Jazz Festival at And so ends Bishop Rain's reign ofterror.... For now , Baruch. tHe EnD?

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"._ .... ", :,-,--~._.,.r.,,' DECEMBER 10,-1997 Men's Basketball Results liberato commented, "Yeah, the con­ "We are more focused this year. ference is a little weaker this yearbut Since webeat CSL (thebestteam last Nov.21 Kings Pt. Tournament Loss 77-57 we are better. Four out offive start­ year), we know we can beat anyone. ers can takeover the" games at any Theonlythingtoinhibituswillbeour Nov.22 Kings Pt. Tournament Win 71-57 .. time. r know we'll take the CUNY~." personal egos." said guard Scott - Evidenced by Scott Holloway: 37 Holloway Nov.25 Bloomfield Loss 66-62 points againstSt. -Iosephs, Liberato's Point guard John Percodani also 22 points and Michell's 21 points harped on this issue ofteam chemis­ Dec.1 St. Josephs Win 76-62 againstSUNYMaritime. Anyonewho try." According to Percodani, 'The. knows Basketball understands that starters certainly gel mostly because Dec.3 Polytechnic Win 60-48 one reason tfflms win is their ability oflast year' experience. I think ifwe to understand and relate to one an­ don'tloseanyonetoinjurywehavean Dec.6 SUNY Maritime Win 85-71 other. Coach Rankis was quick to excellent chance at taking the Scott Holloway, a junior from Englewood Cliffs, NJ (Scanlan H.S.) point out that "...they (players) "are CUNYs." TheStatesmenare signifi­ "scored a career high 37 points in the win at St. Josephs. Against Mari­ more resolute as to what they do and eantlysmallerthanthosehalcyondays time, the 6'1" guard followed up with 30 points, 6 assists and 4 steals. whatotherscangetawaywithinprac­ ofSean McGee but everyone and in On the week Holloway notched 27.3 ppg, 4.7 rpg, and 3 assists in the 3­ tice. They understand what it takes particular Leonard Mitchell empha­ o week. - CUNYAC towin." Thekeycomponentsfora suc­ sized that the Statesmen are faster Women's Basketball Results cessful teamarethere: a core groupof and much better shooters. I think if Nov. 25 Mount St. Vincent Loss 55-45 playerswith talent, understandingof Baruchcanlearntotrulybecomea dy­ the game and a willingness to accept n.amicteamthatcouplesitstalentwith Dec. 3 Brooklyn Loss 51-43 rigid work ethics. cerebral court awareness than we I think Baruch has no choice but to might actually win this year. Don't Dec.8 CNR Loss 38-35 win. Baruch's only rivals are Hunter raisethatbanneryet!! Thereis clearly andYork.. Hunter apparentlyhas re­ a lot ofwork tobe done. The States­ By Kenyatta Pious cruited some exciting talents. How men must realize thatina one on one BaruchCollege a Contender!!?? this year. It's not altogether surpris­ theymanagedtodo thisisa good ques­ situation against Hunter or York, TheStatesmenopen up toanirnpres­ ing that Baruch is picked to win its tion. Hunter hopes this talent will these teams are not ovetwhelming. sive 4-2 record, and perhaps even division, a plausible argument can be bring them back to the Shawn Baruch runs similar plays from last more impressive, Baruch is finally made about the overall weaker con­ McCartney era. York's razzle dazzle year so really I cannot make anyex­ picked to win its division this year. ference since most teams have lost style has always seemed to confound cusesfor imperfections withexecution As a former Baruch player, this elic­ playersto graduationorotherreasons. Baruch, ButBaruchmustdefeatthese ofoffense. I predictthehalf-timescore itsjoyfrom myentire being. I specu­ Baruchhas managedtoreturnitscore teams to reach its goal ofCUNY ex­ ofthe CUNYfinals mustfavorBaruch latethatBaruch.canwinthe CUNYs players fromlast year. Forward Joe cellence. by ten or more points for tIS to. win-. , '. ... , - . " .'" ~ . '. . .. , . ~ ..' ,'" , . -.::.; . ,.:, ~ ~",,: '~""'-~-""-~_*"'__:'-._"__"""''''l:... _ ....__,,~-,,~ .' " . ==-=-

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