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The Jazz Butcher; Bloody Nonsense Now this smooth collection of songs is much more enthusing. The Jazz Butcher, with a very fitting title of Bloody Nonsense, is finally available on a domestic label, albeit an obscure one. Complete with a delightful intro to this Northamptonshire underground artist ( “ A Message from the Jazz Butcher: Hey, America. I Slept with Your Wife.” ), it neatly binds together a myriad of musical styles and influences, from punk to jazz, from to The Fall. With a calm but Steven Bates, Craig Schultz and Mike Keefer. sophisticated aura, it calls for close attention to the Jazz Butcher’s immediate future. This is one cool cat. . You know you’ve got an interesting character on your hands when he just came into the scene in 1983, the year of Bauhaus’ split- (heavy sigh), and right Bold Montgomery away picked up their bassist/vocalist David J. to be his halftime bandmember. When you notice that one song ith airplay on Los Angeles radio stations KLOS, KROQ and is called “ Southern Mark Smith” , a tongue-in-cheek KXLU, and songs on a soundtrack for an upcoming film, things commentary/tributed to Mancunian Mark E. Smith of W are locking bright for a local band called Bold Montgomery. ; Mistrial The Fall, you will realize that this man is not to be They have just recorded a 4-song EP, now available on cassette at t’s frustrating to watch an artist you admire so ignored. He has a distinctive style which shifts and Mominglory Music along with an earlier single, entitled “ Rocks Are much struggle to no avail. Lou Reed’s distorts from one song to the next without destroying Falling.” Formed out of the original members of the Trend, Bold latest attempt at a comeback, Mistrial, is a ' an overall sense of unity. I Montgomery delivers a consistent set of biting originals. mistrial indeed. For all the subdued genius of thought, You’ll glide from the mellow jazz instrumental and Mike Keefer, bass and vocals, cites and The Police as in­ for all his brilliant compositions written for The Velvet breezy voicing of “ The Human Jungle” through the fluences. On “ Can’t Find The Way,” penned by drummer and vocalist Underground, he just doesn’t connect with today’s happy-go-lucky charmer “ Southern Mark Smith” to Craig Scholz, the sings like Big Country’s. Their music does not sound. There’s no wild driving angst, no hidden spark the fast rockabilly hiatus of “ Groovin’ in the Bus dominate the often-far-away voice of guitarist and lead vocalist Steve of youth living on the dangerous edge of life. A good Lane” . He sounds like Iggy Pop in “ Death Dentist” Bates. smooth rhythm, Lou’s traditional poetic singing, and and the young Bowie of “ Laughing Gnome” in the According to Keefer, the song is about people who are obsessed with his slangy “ baby” are all we’re treated to. A legend of horn and jazz beat rendition of “ Drink” . Don’t miss being financially successful: rock ’n’ roll with no roughness, no zest. It’s almost as the honkytonk of the last song. Gads of fun, that’s all “ Father says that things will work out fine bad as a banana split without the cherry. there is to say. Long as you don’t lose your place in line Some of the songs included are fairly snazzy and I haven’t had time to fully appreciate this addition to When I look into your eyes pleasing to the ear. “ No Money Down” has a quaint my collection and it is certainly not something just A ll I see áre dollar signs little beat, Lou singing coolly and matter-ef-factly, the anyone could listen to at any time and derive And I don’t know why... way he should be. “ ” is a great satisfaction from. It’s almost hard to take the And it don’t seem right.’’ rap number focusing on some of the world’s insanities, seriously, but I suppose this is what you have to expect All three group members have roughly equal shares in the songwriting. while “ I Remember You” is a sad but sweet love from someone who hangs about Bohemian London with “We go into the studio and just play music, the melody, without the words ballad. “ Video Violence” is a long protest of the a “ battered guitar named Lenin” and a group called ... then we go back and listen to the tape we’ve made and insert lyrics,” violence prevalent in present-day entertainment. He the Sikkorisis from Hell. Keefer said. recently played it on Late Night with David Let- There cannot be enough said about this neurotic There is something slightly mournful about their music, but it isn’t too terman. Jim Carroll is featured: vinyl, but I doubt it could be properly described ever lofty or ethereal. The style is reminiscent of REM and occasionally U2, His heart is pounding he switches the channel with any of these words, so you’ll just have to give it a although the beat is lighter and more danceable. Looking for something spin yourself. Be grateful that someone as bizarre as On “ Alison,” a song written by Bates, there is a passion and purpose to Other than rape or murder The Jazz Butcher decided to group together and play the vocals. The harmonies are feeling. The same is true for “ The Or beatings or torture whatever came to mind. Who needs to stay normal and Graves,” about someone who is ignored by the one he loves. But except for Walt Disney rational in this chaotic world anyhow? “ I ’ll Be Back,” will be featured in the Twin Continental film The It’s a twisted alliance — Karl Irving Necromancer, due out in November. The song, which will also be used in This age of video violence. commercials promoting the film, will be the basis for the band’s second There is some basic chemistry inherent in Reed’s video, to be completed by July. earlier works such as “ Heroin” , “ ” and I K JAZZ BUTCHER “ With the local scene for playing originals poor at best, we have been “ ” that is sadly missing in his recent playing mostly in L.A., at least twice a month,” Scholz said. Bold Mon­ material. I may need to give the new L P a few more tgomery plans on adding Club Lingerie to their list of club appearances, spins on my turntable to be sure, but I would venture which include Madame Wong’s, FM Station and the Anti Club. In fact, for to say that even his last album, is not those of you who will be in L.A. on June 13, expect a well-delivered show surpassed by Mistrial. That was the vinyl release that at Madame Wong’s. gave me hope that a comeback was seriously possible. — Maureen Fan My hopes have now fizzled out. His old style is just unimitable, even by him. What’s left is a mellowed-out master of rock, which is fine if mellow is what you’re after. ARTS EDITOR He can still play guitar incredibly well and he Susanne Van Cleave retains his distinctive voice. He also still touts a pair of trademark sunglasses, which make his cool image complete, along with a leather jacket. This man reeks CONTRIBUTORS coolness wherever he goes, even sitting on one of those Maureen Fan silly Honda scooters. If you’re into Lou Reed, a highly Karl Irving influential man in his field, go ahead and buy the ASST ARTS EDITOR album. Otherwise, content yourself with his video for Terrence Ireland “ No Money Down” — an ingenious display of robotics Sabrina Wen rick Mark Spence created by the same team who did Herbie Hancock’s “ Rockit” video.

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Studly Sly Stallone and his foppy mop-top co-star and bride Brigitte Nielsen. Pacificos □□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□ A Deadly American Disease n ig h t Sylvester Stallone has a nasty habit of being a really On a superficial level, the premise is easy to accept and good American. If he’s not proving the superiority of makes the rest of the film seem reasonable. American athletes and lifestyles, he’s saving innocent The villains of Cobra are portrayed as inhuman, citizens from the grips of treacherous, communist anarchistic maniacs that defy any concept of humanity. guerrillas. In his latest film, Cobra, Stallone once again They park in spaces reserved for the handicapped, assumes the responsibility of protecting the interests of randomly select their victims (children, parents, decent American folk. He plays Marion Cobretti, a.k.a. grandmothers), own dirty, old cars, or motorcycles, use Bottles .■ Cobra, a police “ specialist” who takes care of crime and primitive weapons and thrive on the torturous acts they criminals his own way. Like all good Stallone films, perform. Since these “maniacs” are portrayed as Cobra appeals to the patriot in all of us, and has at least inhuman, as “ a disease,” Cobra’s final solution does not as many dimensions as the screen on which it is shown. seem barbaric. It is as acceptable as penicillin. Cobra If there is one thing Stallone has mastered, it is con­ glorifies vigilantism, yet subverts all of the negative struction of a narrative that corresponds with the connations associated with the term. There is no attempt $1.05 desires of the “average” American. The incredible on the movie makers’ part to explore the issues of success of his most recent films attests to his ability to problems with the legal system or its handling of tap into the American psyche and respond to cultural “ maniacs,” rather, there is Stallone’s macho stance anxieties — and Cobra readily exemplifies this. The film that high-tech, militaristic power is the cure for reflects the prevalent frustration with the U.S. legal America’s ills. (The placing of a Reagan portrait in system and perpetuates popular conceptions of Cobra’s office is hardly coincidental.) desirable alternatives. For those who are frustrated, 8 to 11-30 and frightened, by a system that releases criminals with What is as frightening as the ideology behind little or no punishment, the film is probably an enjoyable Stallone’s most recent films is our response to them. vicarious experience; however, the ideology behind this Blanket acceptance of these grotesquely simplistic “ experience” is simplistic and problematic. ventures has valorised the format, and eclipsed any The film redefines terms such as law and justice, demand for professionalism or intelligent thought. The decent and uncivilized to justify Cobra’s rather extreme ultimate hypocrisy of the film and the frequent in­ DANCING way of handling criminals. (He kills them.) According to consistencies are obvious; yet, it will probably go the Cobra, laws and the legal system are a means of way of its predecessors, Rocky and Rambo. (Already it protecting criminals, not victims, and justice is has set a record for theater openings.) Stallone movies AT NINE whatever it takes to rid society of these “ dirtbags.” alone are frightening, but the support they receive Likewise, decency is found at the heart of every suggests that, at this point, we should be asking: “ What American institution — family, holidays, clean living — is the real disease and what is the cure?” and the uncivilized seek to undermine this at any cost. — Terrence Ireland □□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□□ Daily Experimenting With The Arts

Experiments in Art Performance students do their own things outside it is today in this community,” Joyce is the title of the multi-media per­ of the usual departmental structure. continued. formance art show that will take Happy The purpose is to spread creativity When asked about the goal of this place this Saturday, May 31 at 8 p.m. and share some innovative art,” he performance, Smith tied it into a -in Campbell Hall. said. broader perspective on art and A collaboration between some two “ We realized that there’s a lot of politics. He said, “ A lot of pieces are dozen students, Experiments in Art different artists on campus that art with social conscience — art that Performance evolved out of last have lots of interesting ideas, but has social, political, environmental spring’s open-mike. However, this everyone’s usually so busy in their and spiritual meaning behind it. The year’s show has much more plan­ art...that it doesn’t get shown. W eall only revolution that lasts is the ning and forethought. have a statement to make,” said revolution from within. By ex­ “ We have programed about an UCSB junior Darryl Joyce who will pressing ourselves creatively we are MONDAY hour and a half of modern dance, perform in a group musical im­ seeking to foster this kind of fun­ music and experimental multi- provisation. damental revolution in ourselves media performance art including The thematic focus of Saturday’s and others.” thru film and video,” said organizer show will be broad, including Admission to Experiments in Art Mikhael Smith. “ It's one of the only “ current issues influencing current Performance will be on a donation SATURDAY chances you will ever have to see art — the state of the art and where basis. — Susanne Van Cleave *3 2 oz. Old Milwakee THE PUB $1.05 The place where seniors will be on Coors, Bud & Thursday, June 12... Coors Light The last great Pub Night of the year... $1.95 The place for dancing, 50c drinks and lotsa food... * Excluding Wad* SENIORS...spend one last night at the Pub nasday ft Friday Limited Tickets on sale at A.S. Ticket Office First Come... First Served 6 8 5 -3 1 1 2 Questions??... call Heidi 961-4256 4A Thursday, May 29.1986

Much like street art in the United States, art in Nicaragua merges politics with daily life and creativity on both an in­ dividual and communal level. Mark Spence, a UCSB senior, spent a week in Nicaragua earlier this month. The following are some of his reflections on art in Nicaragua and how it differs from art here in the states.

n the United States, and in the rest of the hyper- developed Western World, we have difficult notions of the place and nature of art, politics and I “ culture.” Each is divorced from the other and each is ultimately relegated to a particular forum or edifice. Art’s ultimate residence is a museum. Culture is something acquired and makes its home in ivory towers, vapid cocktail conversations and in the jibbering nonsense of pop-icons. Politics is the medium through which professionals create the confusion that tempers our culture’s failures and problems. When we try to “ in­ terrelate” or “ integrate” these elements (the fact that we use such terms indicates how separate we have made them), the results are invariably clumsy. Often these in­ tegrations can be pointless and insipid failures. The cultured speak of art and yet do no more than “ come and go/ speaking of Michelangelo.” Most displays of political art are merely gestures of cathartic drivel. Guerrilla theater, graffiti, and song, however, all bridge the gap between art and politics. They exist simply because there is no separation between the two. From the cover of “ Ventana — Barricada These mediums of self-expression do little to affect the Cultural,” May 16,1986. culture in which they exist. In the U.S. serious art still only occurs in playhouses, museums and at large concerts — to be seen by the inherently perverse few that maintain the exorbitant price of big thinking and real art. The benefits that our universities, museums and concert halls — and all of their patrons — reap from the rape of the Third World has caused us not only to ignore the suf­ ferings. We now become insanely jealous of current revolutionary cultures. We are jealous that our midirected narcisism, our unfounded artistic egos, our complacent and retarded cultured intelligencia, cannot create or live in a culture that thrives upon an unselfconscious marriage of “ art’7 and “ politics.” In the revolutionary cultures of Central America a cultural revolution is occurring. Father Ernesto Cardenal, Nicaragua’s Minister of Culture, believes that one of that country’s greatest achievements with the revolution is what he calls a “ democratization of culture.” Such a philosophy requires the building of “ a culture that is open and accessible to the masses — in dance, music, theater, publications, libraries, movies. We have made all available to the people as participants and as spectators... We are not seeking a low level, of bad culture for everyone, but rather an elevated culture that is really accessible to all of the people, rich or poor, in the city or the countryside. We seek an integration of popular culture and high culture, of indigenous culture and international culture.” Rosario Murillo, director of the Writers’ Union and the Sandinista Association of Cultural Workers (ASTC), says that in order to understand the development of a “ democratization of culture” one “ must look at the history These illustrations were in a Managuan weekly advertising of cultural work in the revolutionary struggle... The work and art show about the theme of peace. goes back to the time of Sandino (1920s —1930s) when artists were involved as fighters, as solidarity workers, as intellectual supporters... During the armed struggle there was an explosion of popular culture, seen in popular theater performed in the streets, on the barricades and in the liberated zones, in songs sung about the insurrection, in dances and processions in the barrios, in the combative poems that were written, and in the graffiti that was drawn on barrio walls.” The result of all of this work and struggle has been a blending of what art, politics and culture once might have The Nicaragua that I visited tv CHINA CASTLE meant. Under Somoza “ culture” was either imported from dergoing an artistic revolution. I RESTAURANT the capitals of exorbitant art or it was a catch-word for any person — soldier, brewer or some knee-jerk anthropologist immune to the suffering of portunity to have poems publish* AUTHENTIC MANDARIN SZECHUAN HUNAN CUISINE an entire nation. Nicaragua’s revolutionary culture of and can purchase these publicati DINNER COMBINATIONS LUNCH SPECIAL today is, very simply, Nicaragua. There is less distinction It is a culture that encourages fa 11:30- between politics, art and culture just as in most though the Olympics is not comii $7.25 ¿up 4:00 $2.95 &UP civilizations there is little distinction between church and that is suffering severely from tl: A I I C Open Sun.-Thurs. 11:30 am to 10 pm state. Its art and politics are not simply commentaries, but embargo, and yet perseveres ant 1 Fri.-S«t. 11:30 am to 10:30 pm C o a p lia u tir v After Dinner Beverage a creative response that grows out of the culture. The necessity. Since Western art supi 1Z02 Chápele St., S.B. 962-6602*965-9219 revolutionary is the artist and the artist is the country has reclaimed the use of i (■mtcw in lAeipiii) 2 9 0 G Stork« Rd.t Goleta (Neat teK-Max)9 0 S-ISOS revolutionary. its art (such as paints from volci Nexus Thursday, May 29,1996 5A tOÜ M N ic a r a g u a serves to further its democratization of culture. The ruins of the old Grand Hotel that fell in the 1972 earthquake have been converted into a remarkable national Art Gallery and theater where art is displayed and where dance and theater are performed and rehearsed. There is nothing like Campbell Hall in all of Nicaragua. The United States is stifling one of history’s noblest endeavors with accusations of totalitarianism. The art and poetry of Nicaragua is powerful, beautiful and horrifying, much more so than our traditional “ high-art.” The reason is simply because our rarefied and narcisistic concerns ignore the incredible suffering of this country. The spirit that Droduces this powerful art — art that is both truly inspired and inspiring— is the hope of the Earth. It is also, perhaps, its greatest achievement. It is the Muse of true art, of truth and art. It is the spirit to persevere, to do more than survive. To create a culture that is politics, that is art, that is all and for all, is the “ state of the arts” in Nicaragua, a state under siege. We the cultured nonsense of America, the selfish artists and patrons, sit upon our soft asses reading abusive condemnations of their revolution. Still we offer excuses for our drivel, drivel pursuit of “ truth” and “ beauty.” Why not instead paint ourselves in blood. — Mark Spence

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A.S. Program Board tips our hat to the following people for all of your effort and support throughout the 1985-86 school year. We couldn’t have done it without you! Karen Molitz Kerry Rosenbery Tracy Heilpein Karen Nathanson Kris ta nn Orton Willis Flaensenhar Cari Gtegrich Claudia Vlasak Susan Hamwi John O’Brian Karin Green Lillian Barrios Sharon Steely Chuck Hamilton Nannette Posey Luis Salcedo Jenny Legalott Dean Ogelsby Mary Lundquist Paul Garcia Adam Bernstein The UCen Student Managers Melanie McKay Gus Marinex Kim Kanter The UCen Administration Colleen Myer Paul Prine Cheryl Kafka All of the Pubbies Valerie Franklin Steve Morton Karen Bloomfield Ann Hale Karl Irving Gary Brown Laura Mithoff Alan Kirby Erika Logan Farfalla Borah Kathleen McGee Linda Needham Cynthia Zutter Mitch Stockton Julie Grettum Moss Jacobs Benton Pany Clinton Stockton Leanne Eldridge Mike Medina Jill Bigman John Kennedy Jay Gimes Kim Gilbertson Scott Williams Larry Parsons Susan Brown Kevin Jung Scott Ito Lt. Bob Hart Dena Rosenberg Brett Steinberg Hans Underbrink Chris Anson Jennifer Casteix Leslie Gerhardt Abby Loomis Joe Ballesteros Monique DeRoss Mark Miglio Ralph Whitmore Nati Martinex Patty Nasey (Bousche) Jennifer Tong Brian Krantz Sue Klukovich Nancy Luckoff Chris Weston John Murray Leslie Lawson Susan Park Cheryl Friedman Garrett Mathieau Ed Birch Liz Giffin Debbie Rosenfield John Eaton Chancellor Huttenback Ann Carol Andrea Duerky Marcy Millot Elaine Wheeler Kim Bates MikeDaod Susan Gwynne Mary Beth Calahan Cary Rosenberg Matt Polsct Julie Shayne Conrad Sieber Laura Dym Wendy Streeter Catherine Suitor Brenda Reheem Stacy Hamlett Laine Handler Maureen Fan Liz Fort 1985-86 Leg Council Jenny Powell Kathy Cruz Lori Williams - Kathleen McGhee Kevin Lyman Alma Lopez Molly Dunbar Terry Watson Shana Kaplan Michael Moore Richard Jenkins John ‘Opie’ Hope WhatisASPB? Remember When... What is the A.S. Program Board? order to get things done. I would like Hillary and Judy climbed Mount Lincoln. To many of you it is Thursday night to thank and congratulate the 1985-86 Everyone broke the under 50 club. at the Pub or a rock concert, sneak Program Board for a job very well We all went to our ed. sessions. previews or a fashion show. It is done. It was tough at times, but it Bill wore accessories. much more than that. It is a board was definitely worth it. You did it.... Rebecca didn’t know the difference between a speaker and a stage. consisting of 13 chairpeople and 200 We did it! I hope that the rest of Larry had patience. committee members who donate UCSB will join me in congratulating Everyone came to see Cat Woman and Second City. their time and energy in order to Bob Boemer, Kory Braden, Mike Bill stood on his head. make UCSB more than just going to Dunn, Rebecca Green, Karen Katz, Bill taught Judy how to breakdance. class. These students are often not Bill McDonald, Heather Melville, It’s really going to be a great show. thanked enough for their efforts. The Craig Meyer, Judy Ostarch, Janell Jannell fell in love with Fogg. 13 people who led this year’s Pekkain, Larry Richter, and Bettina Bob went to D.C. Program Board surpassed their Stockton for an excellent job. We were all on time to a meeting. goals and expectations by not only Hillary Seiesnick Saw home movies of Denise and Marv. presenting quality entertainment 1985-86 Program Board Requisitions had to be in. but by working as a close unit in Commissioner leath er turned 21. Bill was found out ( that he wasn’t 21). Chaka became a new word. Mike didn’t make a motion. Welcome New Board Karen learned to say neat. We all got t-shirts. Molly Dunbar Films/Video We had a first discussion that lasted more than 5 minutes Laura Dym Cultural/Fine Arts ' Rodney and Steve came to Lake Arrowhead. Lizabeth Einbinder Writer We had retreats. Elizabeth Fort Special Events The art gallery was finished. Stacy Hamlet Rep Judy had long hair. Heather Melville Commissioner Janell learned how to spell Spyro Gyra. Craig Meyer UCen Activities Peter attended UCSB. John Murray Production The youngster of the bunch reached puberty. Judy Ostarch Publicity Heather ‘won’ a trip to Utah. Lawrence Richter Concerts Heather brought a deer home from Utah? Cindy Schellenberg Rep The non-NACA wine and cheese party. Bettina Stockton Art Gallery The lights went on during Simple Minds. Clinton Stockton Security The Extravaganza bands weren’t. Juliana Yee Lectures The Extravaganza bands were struck in L.A. We discovered helium? There was an earthquake in the gallery? We wore terry cloth robes? The Last Farewell A few brave souls dove into Lake Arrowhead? We all met? So concludes another year at UCSB. We bid farewell to one more graduating class. And in this class is one Mr. Joel Gilberts, better known as Joel Barlett. Joel is not just another student, he is an Isla Vista legend. y Graduating with a 3.6 in mechanical engineering Joel has been the musical backbone of The Trend for an entire school year. His departure will mark the end of The Trend. So come to the Pub tonight, not just to see The Trend for the last time ever, but to bid farewell to Joel ‘Bartlett’ Gilberts, the man, the musician, the Isla Vista legend! Headlining the show will be The Trend’s original band Bold Montgomery. p ig i Their originals have been receiving airplay on KLOS, KROQ, KXLU, and KTYD. They will be appearing at Madame Wong’s West on Friday, June 13. Even though The Trend is now a part of history, Bold Montgomery will X* a4

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