Don't miss -the Block "P" second annual Cir­ (Jet out your old farm rus tonight and tomor- .clothes and win the Ags • row night. The Polygram costume prize, April 1. ,

folume XV , SAN LUIS OBISPO, MARCH 28,1980, Number 12 (in Biggest Barn TO PLAY IN “TAKE MY ADVICE” 'APRIL TENTH AT POLY One Hundred Fiffy Dance in History Dollars In Prizes . ■ i >•> a • > ■ n Dance to be Given San Luis Merchants Are , April 4th, at I’oly Generous To Circus at Horse Barn. Polytechnic. * fill the Ags put over the heat ter of the yeur?. Ask ua another Through the courtesy of thirty-two 0 one, Thus fur there haa been but of,the merchants of,San I.uis Obispo, J diuK'C that oven htntnri at conr- there will be seventy-five dollars ftltiutl. , , . • worth of non lomdise and other valu-~ lit ua tell you something of our able prizes given uwuy each night of DIO burn dance plana. We have the the Circus to the persons holding the tek divided umongst these eommit- lucky numbers. 0 The'* management committee. Here are -a list of prizes and the 0trinn the. heuvy work aa getting merchants donating them: mburn in shape for the decorations, Foreman & Clark merchandise or­ m decoration committee that has an der for $2.fit). girrly new scheme for decoration, Anderson Hotel llurbcr Shop mer­ g the musi' committee. The music chandise order for $2.50. . lie furnished by Georg* Sellers’ Home Inundry — $f>.uy Snorts Kdilurs Hoy Anderson i)e i<*I Dorm Events Dear Polv Cruckorn: News Kditor 1 >i*|iu Krving 1 would like to know if I hav«>'ii> Jji'lll'l I lol lll held a meeting Mureb thin O’ that ha a mn.L m. 1 KEPOUTORIAI, STAFF that something that has made r.iiL ...... William Judson lb. Tku u^iiLcj ivivj> brought up con- (Jfynn. and Clara Bow famous? IfjJJT Military.'.T c 'l’niiV the Dorm Baseball team, a what is my fatal attraction t, Sharps and Flats Arthur K. Macfurlune ihuIit'if v..i brought up and paused to Mechanics...... Kenneth Wuy women? “ ...... Madeline Coveil the effort that lion Carrol would be Yours in perplexity, Jokes i :iii' lapiuih. \ special meeting, to Francis Hay* Biriucks Breete Hill Hone ni' held Miii'li Ilk concerning the Believe It Or Not \ ...... Bob Umbcrtis Dear Francis; Hlorli **.|‘" I inmx was brought up luul- Take my word, you could ittuel Hull ...... -.Ci..:. Junior Duneiiherg r. t’ m y^r'l ...... ■ JI til Mltl'tiu famous “Its” a few tips on ,ron Hall ...... ___; ...... Jo,. Wilkins stuff, but there is One thing Poly Phare ' ...... r...... Gilbert Kwap ini'il l.loyd Day pfih I Dorm hr|.| it spcriul meeting which I must wurn you. Since jJ] Murill IH. 'ilic ivmUo'r of tlm Dorm's luek red hair, beware of all g|rlisj| Gslier Sieves' .'./...... l orry Dwight ni'.ruiii'i* in th# Ufoek ‘‘I’” Circus whs n( Skits/ ...... '...... Kre Wood bright top knots .for their poweitj} •Fred Wood I rouglit i.p, and after u short discus­ atruetion will make yours look 1 Junior ( lass Notes sion, u committee consisting of Fete Poly Crackers end Poly Ann 8e*. -v...... Delia KrVing Helpfully, ‘ Madeline Cnvell A' 11;'iiidi, rev,, Boyce Piilllips, t Minis Poly Cracken, - Assemblies ...... < "■ I .ni t y l*>\ igbt ui.hI .1 uniiir I lani'ii HUHINKSS STAFF bi'i if w;o < humeri. Dear Poly Crackers; Advertising Manager...... l 'reersoTrtf5r^ Tote rmrnt* ifml Inc nny*■ nave* Dt*t?n !|h Miss Stelle Curse ...... Journalism bootlj. Plenty of peanuts, randy, and keepingg girls awakeuwnke half the rUn Mr. B. H. Preuas. .. v...... -...... Printing of artistic femininity. Chris is a man blow-gum; let’s back the committee of about two hundred pounds und the Yours, _up, fellows, and buy at leus't one Poly Cracked Ki.tvrvd M ••coml-fl*m» minor October 22, 1020. at th* ihh.1 OITK# at Han Cuts Obispo. Coll- ticket. combination as one with a sad sweet forum, under the Act' of March 8, 1*711. voice broken by girlish giggles will A publication Untied by the California Polytechnic School, San I**ii» Obtipo, Calif. Kd McCarty spent the week-end in remain in the audience's mind long W.K. Paul made a hurried trim: * Hubeertpttofi. $1.00 a year. Single copie*,'10 cent*. Ventura. Kvidcntly Kd broke several after the show is over as u real enter­ Santa Barbara with a young ladyst J Printed by the California Polyterhnlr School Print Shop slot machines while he was home over tainer and a source of many laughs. the week-end. From what we tile week-end. ' they stopped at the Justice of Pas EDITORIAL Harflyard Gossip ut Goleta. He will not fool ari^l We wonder where “ Chubby" wits The baby chicks have arrived here with any more girls npw. “Nuf si,*1 going Sunday evening? lin'd the three boys who took them as use your own imagihation. COMPLIMENTS TO MECHANICS ASSOCIATION a project are much pleased. The death The Mechanics Association' had proved that the Prily dances Don’t mil - the Block "P" Cjrc i mte hux hosn comparatively low thus and mountings estimates the coigg; fur and things look bright. Kugene can be good. Under the leadership of this group. one of t lu* Ik*mi Mareli JMli and J'.ith. material were made, although it * llartxler has seven Hundred of these known that the latter was unnsneceaw t lances in Polytechnic history passwl into history with compli­ Harold Zoo ; spent several days at tiny --chicks; Harold Dunlap and for no funds were available for m ^ mentary talk following it and anticipation for others like it in the bis home in San Juan. We wonder Leonard Mr Line each have four hun- work, and the probabilities wertfe* why! dred. theremere never would be. HowevHowev* near future. search releused some old style canM The success of this dance has proved two things. First it has Watson K. Paul made a hurried Two culves, both yearlings, were carbon lamps with rounded bases baseiM aJ trip to Santa Barbara, lie paid (an I bought from the Bain Itanch at the an attempt was made to mount-tea. proved that it scratches out the fuct that good dances cannot he held tluit isn’t all) a short visit to the Stockton sale by the project fund. Jim on some old iron strips shaped o*h police judge there and clime back with Bogcri~und Bob Irvine have taken the Forge Shop. About a dozen j at Poly. Tliere Is no reason why the dances here cannot he success­ Ids cutout dosed and minus twenty them over and are raising them. ful. All it -takes is organization, initiative and leadership. Secondly, forge experts of the succeeding i bucks.x * • ea tried their skill in this difficulty it lias proved that dirty cords and sweaters lower the quality of the * We have unothcr uddition to our Hut the fits had to be made so i I.enwood Alexander spent the week­ possessions in u horse colt. Its thut finally the work was abandail dances. It is only fair To the .fair sex to lie dressed in a suit, it end in Santa Muria. mother is one of the newly purchased and it was hoped that the day vaU lends u different aspect to the affair. Cords do riot fit in. A well mares und it is u fine big colt. come when square sockets migktli "Scoop" nows will be appreciated by purchased and the work simplifik pressed suit does. So why not wear a suit and fit in the Occasion in the Deuel Dorm reporter, Although Remember the barn dance April The circuit drawing has been |ha such a wuy as to help make the dances successful. names of contributors must be signed, fourth. (let your dute now so as to electrical draftsmen each year a i only the contributions will be publish­ give tlie girl friend plenty of time to good problem to work out and The Mechanics have paved a new path; in other words they ed. think about her costume. Give her a lent results have been obtained. Bl' have shown the way to better dances, so tuke heed to act according chance to win the costume prize. Re­ last semester saw the beginning t Who is the "flame” Jim Williams member, too, you fellows—no cords, actual construction of the rheoiMl to the results of this experiment that has proved to he so successful. Is stepping out with? no suits. The admission fee is one girl A sufficient number of squarn I (gool looking), and one pair of over­ sockets were obtained and Kd Met'.arty bus been very busy alls (better wear a shirt too). set to work installing the wMk "TAKE MY ADVICE” PLAYS APRIL TENTH the last few duys.-If you are in doubt, switches, and sockets on the souththM With a little more than two weeks left before the annual school drop in und see the druwings he Is Mechanic's Notes of the laboratory where they making for his future girl. Aguin the Mechanics Association serve all sorts of purposes. TheyHi play, the east is topping off and' touching up their stuff. Miss had i \cry enjoyable and educational lx* connected through the switchoH i Peterson, director, is daily passing criticism, smoothing off the Biimey Wetzel), "Chuck” Chambers, trip. The place visited this time was to uny part of the laboratory ai and Carl Herman, niude a trip to San the Collie Mines ut Lompoc. Some of lecture rooms und will give Bf" rough and touching up on the different techniques. Diego over (be week-end. They left the members hud made the trip before, amount and type of load for diretli Lust year “Captain Applejack" was presented and those who Thursday night and when' they get lust year- but to most of the fellows, alternating currents. They buck We are wondering. it was entirely new and extremely in­ eighty-one lamps each and will t suw this drama know that Miss Peterson presented it in a very com­ teresting. The management hud dis- sorb louds according to the si* 4 plimentary manner. “Tuke My Advice" points to a similar end. “Vitaphone” bus a new flame down putched several men to show the boys lamp used. in Sun Diego. We wonder whut will around. These men met the ears at Hopes for a large crowd are harbored and their are no reasons happen when they meet each other, (bo gate und the togr..started Im­ Sharps and Flats why there shouldn’t lie a good crowd unless it lie because of ignor­ mediately, The men explained the And now wo often see the Truesdule whole process, in detail,and iu u very "Pop” Smith is organizing a “J* ance of the knowledge of the date of presentation, and the publicity Chewy parked out in front of the interesting wuy. Oir the completion of ior Band” for those who can’t pj* jnun is doing his best to muke ignorance of the date an impossibility. Dorm. the. tour everyone had highly polished well enough to belong in the r»p finger-nails und more or Ml less white (hand. '(y'urtis Cox spent the week-end In uniforms. Then the argument started. BLOCK "I*" CIRCUS CorCorun while Wulter Boellard went Jordon maintained that diatoms were Lust week Lloyd "Dizzy” Pettap I" I ,o.i A llgeles. P uured ---- paint. ------into-- the----- crank------ctad a form of plant life, and Miller still his Ford. He says that , paint M The Block "P" Circus should be u great glamorous affair (his l}a-e!mll practice Is back of the thought they were some kind of the cylinders from rusting,ing, uni * Dorm. ! animals. Not until an interview with year with a more entertaining scope of amusements than ever be­ • • * Webster was Miller finally convinced udvlses everybody to use it. fore presented by the men of Polytechnic.«With the event scheduled "Doug" is id mini as bud as Tluit diatoms were sea plants. The bund hus worked hard to run two nights, there is no doubt thut everything will be i(T con­ "Chubby” when it entries to using The trip was highly successful even pretty wultz to play at the Cin* the telephone. Please remember the to the eats and swim at Santa Maria. Also we huve learned ten H dition to meet the eye of the outside public. three minute limit. Ask Brick Hughes. marches for the Circus. The Block "P” Club bus a reputation of living efficient us fun providers and leaders in sociul enterprises, as well us being the Hack up the Dorm in the Block Flashovers & Short Circuits ’P” Circus. One of the recently completed ex- In “Take My Advice” to best of Poly’s athletes. They are taking a great deal of Interest in perimcnts...... fal in the electrical laboratory Play April 10th at M the Circus this yeur, so we may be safe in saying that everything Galley Slaves hus an interesting history connected will be in readiness for a very successful performance. »■ Fid Smith spent the week-end in with "ft. It was sturted several years Snijta Marla. We wotfder what the ago, worked upon by members of the The side shows will be novelties de luxe because of their origin­ attraction is in Santa Mariu. various classes, ‘ laid tid iaside ‘ ‘ from ‘ time ality. Booths of all sorts and well plnnned acts will certainly furnish to time, resurrected, and finally com­ We iu*ur thut School Spirit has a pleted, much to the satisfaction of a rare pleasure. new flame in Sail Diego, but he can’t everyone concerned. The story is as be sure till she sees him. follows: The Circus is an annual affair. There will be no more chances to In-making tests of electrical ma-- see a similar affair until next year. And don’t forget that the Joe Wilkins spent a thrilling week­ chinery it is often desired to have'an twenty-eighth and twenty-ninth of March are the two big days, end In Paso Robles; artificial loud to absorbe the power HH - 1 • • • - . developed, There are two' usual forms when everyone can have a real good timei The performance starts Davis was over to Paso Robles to* of such absorbers, or rheostates as , see his girl friend Sunday. * ' they are called, In most lalmratories. at eight o'clock. Don’t miss this annual event. The Crandall Gym­ One made of haywire wound on suit­ nasium will be the center of the stage, so come early and make a' Junior Dunenberg went clamming at * able frames has the advantage of Piamo, but didn't get any clarqs." cheapness. The other consisting of in- real good time of it. 1 randesrent lamps mounted on racks Paul Cnrver and “Poof". Wood wotft has the advantage of making the load MERCHANTS HEI.I* BLOCK “P” CIRCUS lb Paso Robles Thursday with the visible. In many experiments ' the Glee Club, They said they met two . visible load is greatly desired and a Mr. John Millsap, president of the Block “ P” Club would like of the best looking girls in Paso. eouple of small portable rocks have always lasen availableifia’ ‘ for' such pur to thank the merchants of San Luis Obispo for what they have done pose*. -HoweYe*. larger units have In the way of consributing to the success of the Circus, in behalf of “Car SkitH ulweys lieen wanted for testing large Tlie latest addition to jh ej'af Crew former outputs and it was proposed the Block “P” Club. , „ / is our 1 little "pee wee, friend Peg.” to mount these on the laboratory walls It is hoped that the metropolis will turn out to see this annual .Ask him how he likes our ice box. He with switches so arranged that the says it comes in handy for fellows lamp could lie tlivided .into different This is Bill Williams, folks, t * * performance and if they do, there is a guarantee of a good time. ”aU het up." * * 1 „ groups of any number of switch com- the role of playing “Hubby,” h# Door prizes offerechby, the various merchants will number about binktion**. slopch. As a lover, he is divinl F According to -Ray Fitchner, driving, The' l first l step was to design a the girl who knows) and a* • ^ fifty and in actual money value alxtut one hundred and fifty dollars. over to the, valley tin wet weather is' wiring diagram that would do all of band, well^youBii» you can him ^ Bits of fun. Its a distance of JJH) miles the‘ desired thing*...... Alfredsd Young of "Take My Advice/’ J This will undoubtedly put a real interest in tin* affairt These prizes and the speedometer said 21J mile* part-tin • • » the claSs of ’2ft turned-out the best short forr William and, as WilH**^, will be worth while and will be worth anyone’^ time to come to the' diagram, blue prints of which still correct for Bill, there is no “ Pop" says li*i enjoys driving u car linger about the laboratory. Ne.xt a Circus and try your lut’k. when it runs all right. what ever that Mr. Williams csi design was made of the frame work care of the Bill. patronize Those Who Advertise THE POLYGRAM

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CANDY TIME IS HERE You will find juat the BOX you are looking for at Indy (to doctor): Pm bothered’ HEARD AT THIS BOHM ~ ~ DENNIS DAIRY with n little wart I’d like to get rid I cannot sing the old songs, LUNCH of. Nor yet the newer ones; ______Doctor: You’re in the wrong office, The boys have all heard me, _ — |»dy; the divorce luwyer is next door. And now they carry guns! SUITS HATS SHOES “Everyone admires pure grit —ex- “l.adieH and gentlemen,” Jtaid the cept in spinach.” speaker at assembly, “before l begin EDWARD’S my address, I have something that THE STORK FOR MEN AND HOYS If some people could see themselves 1 want to suy to you.” * SH8 Monterey SI. they would be arrested for disorderly FURNISHINGS OVERCOATS conduct _ “I’ve rung this door bell for hours, and my girl won’t answer.” First: What makes ouv cooks so “Make a noise like an iceman.” Poly Ann Sez: bowlegged ? She has her bug of peanuts for the SAN LUIS OBISPO THEATRES INC. Second: Oh, Bob! This is so sudden. Bunny: Oh! Did you have your elephants und is prepared for any W. It. Martin, Mgr. hair cut? shocking disclosures as to the appear “That Freshman Is iti & 'class "by Florence: No, 1 washed it and it antes of the extinct animuls. OBISPO THEATRE ELMO THEATRE himself." shrunk. "How so? He looks like other Sound Pictures Silent IMcturea Tickets For Side Shows Matinee Daily Saturday, Sunday and Holidays people.” Miss Abbott: It gives me great “You don’t understand; this is a pleasure to give you a “B.” At the Circus, Friday and Saturday school holiday, and he hasn’t heard Dick Willett: Aw, really enjoy your­ there will be two ticket booths on the shout it yet.” self and give me an "A.” main floor and one booth upstairs, MOTTO IS THE NAME SERVICE IS OUR MOTTO where tickets can be bought for any Housewife (calling her grocer): “Why did they lynch the inventor?" or all side shows. They will cost a f o v PH O NE 3 0 1 And, what’s more, the next order you “He taught a/Robot to sing ‘Sonny nickel apiece. San Luis / TAX I get from me will be the last I’ll ever Boy.’ \ Side show tickets are not to be give you. sold before the night of the perfor-* Transfer Co. [ TRANSIT C ol i * ^ndce*1" Voice on Wire: It probably will, "Are yod sure Dr. Crandall is not manee and any sold Irefore hand are Hiidame. You are talking to an under­ in_t” fakes. ------— taker. Antoine I). Motto STAG HILLIARD Hugo “"Do you doubt his own word?' General admission tickets are now PARLOR on sale at fifty cents for adults and Mrs. Funk: Why da you always say ~ “When was the radio first operat­ twenty-five cents for students and SAN LUIS OBISPO "she” when talking about a train or ed in America?” children. See Block “P” promoter. a boat? “When Paul Revere broadcasted on PISMO-PIONEF.lt STAGES—PASSENGER AND EXPRESS SERVICE Mr. Funk: Because it takes a man one plug.”' B. Umbertis: I always take an SPECIAL TRIPS Solicited to run them, my dear. aspirin to clear my head. They say she was the janitor’s I). Willett:, Oh, yes, sort .of a vacu­ RELIABILITY PROMPTNESS CONVENIENCE Murph: 1 know a place where daughter, but the elevator man um cleaner. .T* 1... . -. women don’t wear anything except brought her up! ' -t _____ | BUSSES FOR LARGE PARTIES—REASONABLE RATES a string of beads once in a while. TODAYS DEFINITION Harry: My gosh, where? Dick Willet (as they drove along a Wind—Air in a hurry. ) Murph: Around their necks,—sap! lonely road): You look lovelier every Prunes— Plums with inflahimatory" minute. Do you know what thut’s a rheumatism. Mr. Funk: Define dust. sign of? Detour—The roughest distance be­ Marv Parsons: Why, dust is "mud Delia: Sure, you’re about to run tween two points. with the water squeezed out. out of gas. Sculptor—A man who makes faces ® SchM jtof.D ssjtetolil and busts. Interwoven Heatery Stetson Rata Adler's "Celleglea” Clothe* Listerine: John went clear through Borah (in drug store): And 1 want Fountain pen—An instrument for POLY UNIFORMS life without marrying. two-bits worth of rat poison. systematically inking the fingers. " B. O.: How come ? Clerk: Shall I have it sent out? Dust—Mud with the water squeeaed Listerine: Oh, he died before he Borah: (sarcastically): No, out. was old enough. send the rats in. i Geo. Moerman .h Son Student (to professor): And in what Miss Peterson: Give me n quotation "Hey there feller! What you all stale were you born professor? GARDEN “Milk Spells Health”" lrom the Bible. runnin’ for?” Prof.: Unless my recollection fails DRINK PLENTY j.-: Junior Danenberg: Judas went out “I’se gwine to stop a fight.” me, in the state of ignorance. and hanged himself. “Who’s all fightin’?” Phone 990 941 Higuera Miss Peterson: And another one? “Jes’ me and another feller.” . Student: Of course, and how long DAIRY Junior Danenberg: Go thou and do have you live4 there?’ • likewise. "Have you some of that gas that knocks out the knocks?” WHAT AN ELEPHANT STORY PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS B. Umbertis: Would you marry an “Yes.” Captain Deuel: I just crept up and idiot for the sake of his money? “Well give the wife u glass." shot the brute in my pajamap. Delia: Oh, this is so sudden. Lola Roberts: Rut Captain, how did AUSTIN’S During her absence I pined for her the elephant get into your pajamas? Customer: Have you any life buoy? and it made me balsam, but upon her ADRIANCE For Quality and Seme*. Drug Clerk: Set the pace, lady. return 1 was able to spruce up when “Look, you huv^ your socks on Candy, Ice Cream I eedur. wrong side out.” and Lunchea He: What’s the difference between “Yes, I know. My feet were hot so BOOTERY Cows may come, I turned the hose on them." Phone 86 868 Monterey St. iluncing and jumping? '• For your She: 1 dunno. And calves may go, He: I thought so. But the bull goes on forever. George Schmicdt (in English): Miss Abbott, I answered that question SHOE NEEDS He: Hello, Bill, what you doing The film director was making a wrong. Is it all right? now ? western thriller and trying hard to get ROBERT McNABB Bill: I'm an exporter. some action in it. Vernon Burn): I want something to 780 Higuera St. He: An exporter? Finally he turned from the brink of wear around the dormitory. Will be here Bill: Yep, got fired from the rail­ the cliff, mopped his brow, and looked Sales Girl: How long is your dormi­ Ba N LUIS OBISPO road yesterday. at the dummy of straw and old"clothes tory. all thia year eith lying on the ground. Dan Wright: How would you test “Great heavens!" he exclaimed, ODD HAPPENINGS the aame old smile home brew to see if there was any "who was it we threw over the cliff?" wood alcohol in it? I saw a cowslip through a fence, and cordial greeting Mark Miller: Why, strain it through Miss Carse: Is the clock running? A horsefly in the store; WICKENDEN a silk handkerchief and see if you get Miss Peterson: No, it’s just standing I saw a board walk up the street, AND and a carload of' any splinters. still and wagging its tail. A stone step by the door; I saw a mill race up the road, HAND INSTRUMENTS A morning break the gloom; WICKENDEN Coach Agosti: Tell me what you Teaaher: Date the presidents up to I saw a night fall on the lawn, know about the Mongolian race. Jackson. A clock run in the room. Norman Balaam: 1 wasn’t there; I Co-ed: Sorry, but they're all dead. Kuppenhetmer Clothe* went to the basketball game! A student failed in all five"of the Dobbi Halt and Cap* HARDWARE A naval officer fell overboard, and subjects he studied at the university. COSY BARBER SHOP Sell Shoe* was rescued by a seaman. The officer He telegraphed" his brother: (The Green Shop) Paints and Varnishes asked his rescuer how he could re­ “Flunked out, prepare papa.” We Cater to Poly Locks Repaired—Keys Made ward him. His brother telegraphed back: Poly Uniforms GEORGE A. ISOLA “The best way, sir,” said Jack, "is “Papa prepared, prepare yourself." Students to say nothing about it. If my mates 890 Monterey 1022 Ckorro Street knew I’d pulled you out, they’d chuck Radio Announcer: The harmony me in." trio will now sing “Together.” Radio Fan: Well, it’s about time. When You Decide On The (Extract from one of Delia’s letters Righetti’s It Paye te Trade at to Herb): First Student: Where are you going Super Service Station GAINSBOROUGH “Dearest Herbie, the only thing that when'you graduate? Poly Alumnus BERKEMEYER’S is turning green this spring in San Second Student: Oh, I’m off to India Cor- Marsh and Osoa Sts. STUDIO Luis Obispo, is the bracelet you gave for* year or two. MARKET Washing) Greasing. Polishing (or your me last Christmas. Check!” First Student: Well, drop us a lion 1022 Chorro St. Phone I. sometime. GAS AND OILS NEXT PHOTOGRAPH Sarg: What’s your name? Rookie: Alaysis McTavish. “Darling," she said, "will you love Your decision la excellent. Yeu me when I grow old and ugly ? ’’ will alwaya And ua In atep with the Sarg: Your rank? I ending Photographers of Rookie: I know it, sir. “Dearest," he replied tenderly, “you Meet me at the may grow older, but you will never UNION HARDWARE & America “How much do these dogs cost?” grow uglier." Palace Barber Shop NORMAN COOKE - “Ten dollars apiece.” ■1. - PLUMBING CO. Artlet r JACK CONNOLLY’S “Well, how much does a whole dog First: Does your husband object to Uor. Higuera and Chorro Phone 1(42 cost?" cats ? FARM MACHINERY Second; I should say he does. He He: Let me kiss you under the says that I feed every cat in the AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS mistletoe ? neighborhood. Won’t you stay for San Lula Jewelry Co. She: Say, I wouldn’t let you kiss me lunch? ' 1 * 725-727 Higuera Street and 1 ASTON PHOTO SHOP L. M. MeManua under an anaesthetic. - l i l t Garden Street Small Sister: Let’s play that we’re 1 Portraits, Views, Kodak Finishing Husband (in car): Great heavens! married. PHONE 42 1 Enlarging and Coloring. w*“ The engine is terribly overheated. Small Brother: Naw—let’s play ^ 790 Higuera Street Wife (calmly): Then why don’t you', football and then we won’t get | 711 Higuera Street .turn off the radiator. bunged up so much. THE POLYGRAM Patronize Those Who Advwrt^

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PART 1 Quality and Low Prices The city, of San Luis was being shelled! Shelled by big guns, far are features of our away. They were so fur away that the line of ; report could not be heard. With a scream and a crash, a , great shell i struck the City Hall, Very little was CLOTHING ' left standing. It was demolished in Track Season Now Spring Sports Review In “Tilly* My Advice” to one great; stroke. SHOES Well Under Way I May April It), at Poly Then came a more horrible atrocity. With u desire tii stimulate us muny Gas!- With a “plop” and a “puff" a FURNISHINGS oT the sports usi possible which hove .’IV tnuk season is* now gettinsr huge white cloud marked the spot v*«-. ;ut«lfr way. On act-bunt of the Im i u distinct carry-over, boys athletics of u gas shell. The air was full of POLY UNIFORMS weathet. the track has not an yet bccnJ us utruul will sponsor • tennis again shells. The damage being done was roundel into shape, hut it in expcctc 1 this year as u major sport. Toward terrific. Hardly a building was left that work will start on the truck a* this end u cull is being mude for till whole. Those who escaped death by "The Home of Values" noon as possible.' The* track has loo! men interested in tennis to turn out shrapne) and shell fragments, died a u little work done on it already thin us' soon us possible. As suon as is more horrible death by gas. It was -year as the Ags have U-en out Uluru i-oiivcuient the necessary repairs on horrible. The destruction was ter­ with the tractor atal disked the oval, tlie backstops will be, made and the rible. hut the rain has postponed the work. courts placed ill the in-sl condition. At the time these events took place Thin did not hinder the track atari* If you care to take purl in this very 1 was hut a helpless (onlooker. 1 was Sparx-Men’s Store from netting out and practicing a* fine sport, turn out nl once, us the fur up in the air with my friend Jack —tttev have tieen nut on the turf "for the -ladder -tournament begins sotm.—Hrv»~ lvcsluw in his sneedy little two place pant few weeks, going through their . era! interesting mutches ure being sport biplane. We did not know where Men and Young stuff under the supervision of (loach considered with the high schools of to go to land as the air port had been Men's Clothing Agosti. Many of last year's track men the nrrghiwrtdtoodr-alsu.witk the Suulu utterly destroyed in the bombard­ are on hand ugain this season. Some .Murut Junior College. The highest ment. We would have to land soon us of these are as follows: Millsup, honor obtainable will ‘lie the Stanford our gus tanks were nearly empty. Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes HaUehurst, (‘line. Smith, Carter, Wer­ University trip Ur- tukp* part in' the Then we spied a spot that seemed to W. I,. Douglas Shorn conference tournament. Any place in ner, Knight, Young utid Condray. be escaping destruction at the north Poly Uniforms According to expectations, Coach tins tournament will entitle the win­ end 6t town. We flew over artd surely Agi iali expects to have one of the ner to u Blopk "P." enough we found the California Poly­ best track teams ever seen at Poly. A fine intramural program.in huse- technic, of which we were both stu­ ■92-M 6 M onterey St. So far there have been thu-c track ball is being projected ut this time dents, escaping destruction. meets planned for this season. They also by Coach McCart, As many We landed on the football field, are,with Santa Maria Junior Colleg" gnni/.ation teams as cure tn cntci there being plenty of room us our ___High School early tn April, are! ruuy lukc purl ia the championship plane was equipped with a new type on the twelfth of April, the team-will preliminary to, the' regular varsity , J. D. liciff is his name, and he is of air brakes which would give us a taky part in the West Const Relay* season. We wish thut as many as six a popular liny on Poly rumpus. Mr. qujck stop. The ship was so made that over at Fresno, and then tin- final , or sewn teams might take purt. If If* iff plays the role of a seventeen w4 could take off after a very short HOME LAUNDRY meet of the season will he the Cal­ your dormitory, eluh or association year old lover and, with his own, tech- run. ifornia Const Conference, at Sucra i an enter a team get organized. niipie and lire to a very actable part, Fortunately this bombardment took AND mento on May tenth. The field will he established this he is very convincing, and an attrac* place during the summer months and Coach Agosti is also planning on an year on the site of the practice foot­ t vo Imlo will hover about him. J. D., very few students were left on the invitational meet with as many of ball field hack oj the Poly Grove. Here his pel 'iiality and ubility, are ull campus. The few who were there, DRY CLEANING the high schools in this vicinity as boys athletics have ample'room for at for one'and one for ull that will have were up at the home of the President wish to enter. h-usi one large, if not two, diamonds. the pleasure of seeing "Take My of the school. Here also were the few Following are the apportionments 'I he wet weather hus held the Agri­ Advice.” faculty members who remained on We Strive to Please for the spring sports of 1 IKItl as sub­ cultural Department buck in its cf- the campus. One member of the fac­ mitted by Coach Agosti. fiols to level and in other wuys im­ ulty was, Captain Shelton, a com- prove, the coluUlioif of the ground. We cun ii' tlu‘ boys doing their best for misioned officer of the United States’ PHONE 70 - Report on Hoys Athletics Budgeted will he on there fiiighty soon now, so the old m bool. Then too Kuntu Maria forces. Dr. Clay, president of Cal Kxpense for Spring Sports, 1930: if you care to pluy or look oven .the Junior t'ollcgi and High School ure Poly, waB discussing the situation prospect* the-fellows will certlirly lie af’er i-ur scalp in a dual meet ut Santa with Captain Shelton. They could Balance on hand in Boys Athletivs at glad to gee you down there next Maria early in April'. reach no definite theory. Finally Dr. end of Basketball svuson . $7 11.91 \.c 9k We are going over to the Fresno- Clay turned on his radio, a high pow­ JIM’S Expenditures— Wost Coast Relays too on the 20th of \nd Then Trnrk ered set, and caught one of the South­ F.l Rodeo Athletic April, and then the final event of the ern California stations. What we Shoe Shining Parlor Pictures est...... 60.00 Devotees of the cinder path ure out ;cu*on The California Coast confer- heard at that time was not at all en­ ANDERSON HOTEL BLG. Reserve ,... ,. s ...... 260.00 dully how getting into shape for the ciue Track and Field Meet at Sacra­ couraging as it seems communication spring >easoil wanning up, striding, mento May 10th. had been cut off entirely between San We Clean and Block Hats 1 300.00 running, jumping, and .hurdling in Finally——r Luis and Los Angeles and San Luis 1012 Morro St. Bu Inner ... 111.!»l theil efforts to make that Green and What do you think of u water and San Francisco. In fact, we found Apportionments— Gold team. And what a team I really that San Luis was cut off entirely Tennis ...... 00.00 think it looks (letter than Of polo team? Some of the fellows are . ever. unxioUs to take part in a swimming from the outside world. We went out­ Baseball...... 100.97 course we will miss such old standbys side and saw that nothing was to be Track ...., 100.07 us Sammy McBane in'the and carnival of some sort. Down there at loir 220. flaiita Maria they have a wonderful left of San Luis. San Luis was in Anderson Barber Shop Also Siph Tula in the discus and the flames. , 441.04 , - shot. But then the others seem better team and a great tank. Not water LBV I J. BOND » po|o hut just u greut team. They want To be continued A. 1’. Agosti, than ever in tin* early season, and the new material while not greut-in num­ « Water polo game—so—If the fellows bers docs show considerable promise. would like to try see Fred Burns, he Pkone $12 •$$ Moatoroy § Baseball Is Now Do you run, hurdle, Jump, or even is the munuger und^ve may be able to enjoy at least one Tveiling in swim­ JUNE BUG BAIRD Getting Under Way wulk? If you do t-ome out for track. ming. Get-some good clean exercise out there ROOM 21, HERON HALL ami build yourself up physically, We certainly need a tank, and some Coach Ray McCart has-been work­ There ure to be several meets this day we hope to get it. Bowers & Lewetzow in g out a plan to huve an intcrmurul Boxing Eliminations.Too baseball league here on spring. As soon us the track is in * Repesentative TAILORS Campus. 'r' ' shape the high school of the vicinity And your strength test. Your physi­ His plans ure to have four teums wi{t he usked to take part in an In­ cal fitness test- have you completed Wallace Cleaning Co. Repairs and Alterations in this league. They will likely lie a vitational Meet at which” time you that ? 987 Monterey St. Phone 06 team from Heron Hall, one from Deuel Dorm, and a town team, and the fourth . Cleaning and Pressing team shall he called the extrus and, will Im* composed of any students who /Jr Economical Trontforlalfon We return them when you are not playing on either of the other Want Them three teams. According to this plan, all men on the campus with uny baseball ability r y Service—Courteiy—Qualit) will have a chance to show what they can do. Coach McCart will also have FOREMAN & CLARK D R Y G O O D S a chance to look over the material he CLOTHING will have to work with for the varsity baseball string. STUDENTS CHEVROLET Suits $20—$25—ISO—ISS WOMEN'S AND CHILDREN'S This intermural baseball will have Cor. Broad and Higuora the fellows a chance to get out the ESSAY CONTEST WEARING APPAREL AND kinks and looaen up those stiff muscles LOUIS H. ADSIT so that when the regular seaaon starts ACCESSORIES they will all he in first class condi­ Write 200 word*.on ttis* new Chevrolet 7*e H1UUERA ST. BAM LUIS OBWT tion. This is the first year that this intermural baseball plan has be#n ■lx...win a 1030 Chevrolet collegiate tried here at Poly. But from the way roadster or a rush prize. \n > student in I Take Lessons the fellows turned out on Monday night, March the seventeenth, it looked ail) Southern California high school Universal Auto Parts Co like this is going to lie a great season FROM 969 Monterey St run enter this contest. ( lose* for basebalf The fellows who are in­ QUALITY PARTS for ALL CAR1 terested in baseball have been out on ' April 15th, 1030. the turf throwing the apple around TRUCKS AND TRACTORS trying to get their arms loosened up Harry Curry Day Phonos: Night Phonos a little. 1418, 1419 > 1402, 9491 As yet there is no field to practice FIRST PRIZE...CHEVROLET SIX on as the ground has been too wet to Sa xophone, Clarinet, T rumpet work. The plans are to have the base­ Collvffuitv Moilcl Sport Uoailsler Carpenter Shop THE WHITE HOUSE ball field on the field north of Poly Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday Grove. Five <4»*h Prizes . . . . $•.*>() r u r h THE HOME OF QUALITY If you think small things are un Groceries, Fruits, Bakery Goods, important, see the value of commas Five Ctttth Prize* . . . . 825 e a c h in this: “The Mistake of a Comma": Household Hardware SMACK! (not a kiss)-and It This instance of what a mistake of a CUT FILL PAHTICULAHS AND ENROLLMENT Phones 52 and 58 comma can produce has been noticed: HITS you in the right spot!— "Lord Palmerston then entered upon BLANKS FROM ANY <11 hI HOLET DEALER his head, a white hat upon his feet, that tempting food they serve at large, but well-polished boots upon the gold dragon. VALLEY ELECTRIC his brow, a dark cloud in his hand, his faithful, walking stick in his eye. All Electric Supplies , j a dark menacing glare saying noth,- . Ing."- The Circle. E. P. Jacobsen EDUCATING MA. GREEN BROS., Good Clothes, Snappy Novelties Phono 264 861 Higuora St “Has your son's college education CROSSETT SHOES proved of real value?” STETSON HATS “Yes Indeed. It actually eured his 871 MONTEREY STREET Patronize - the - Polyg mother of bragging about hl%” Advertisers Polygram SuDDlement SAN LUIS OBISPO, MARCH 28,'1930. Report of : ■ A. C. Sec- Polyites Noiv Drink Milk retary on Government Eighth Older Hoys’ Yountf Author Creates Direct From Poly Tows Conference Held Here Mystery on Campus Il rc:h ’ft !•■•■io. -John Mlllaap Ho you know tho latest? The bovs ,,U „ ..meting ttfprder at arc, now drinking milk direct from The eighth annual South Coast Introducing Frederick "Poof" Wood, fifteen ■•wm fix. After a the school s cows. The school has Olderi iM/tynHoys’ Conference* m i l VI fi l l t’ whichw il iv 11 wasw u n alias Ruy King, one of our promi­ hold in San l.uls Hbisno, March 13 nent campus authors, who ulready r-cMiion <>f tlii! athletics situation h IVfi "'luipment for separating and —T^Tih f V ^ I'1’ M"nf » *'*>* attend to,Those matters with 1» ufy m the way set forth in the con- leaders nnd just to raise enthusiasm, “ full jiViwi'iTa ncr.-ti.-t-'-Hnei appointed Ills mystery-story, "Shadows on the ftn rc onference officers were intro- Irh Tecenlly W run In the chairman of thi> committee, was in No action was needed on this sec­ duced and took charge of the meeting. (traded to Bet his committee together Polygram ns a aerial, has been put tion as it had ulreudy been provided Sun I.uis had the honor of having out in booklet form, nnd If you were ami consult Miss, Chase and Miss for under No. 2, one of her delegates, Murk Suther­ Peterson for info, intiort and instruc­ 'im: iortuliate enough to complete the 7. That the joint council have n land, us president of the.conference story as it ran in -the paper, Fred may tion, _ faculty member us official secretary- while the other officers were from In- pc: umb'd to furnish you with a Hope A. .Io Ian, Secy.-Treas. treasurer, this official to ba alacted Lompoc, Atascadero, and-Santu'liar- copy. 'Ihc plot of the story centers or unpointed us the constitution may burn. After a short business meeting, iiTt it'd a mystery murderer, who rule. . _ .— l)r. Walter Crawford of the Moran March A.' M><*.—A special ntewtinti■mg skillfully .plans out three horrible was enueflculled iiniFfto or' W^.vjisnny Miss oorasnJordan inir This hud already been taken cure of school at Atascadero gave it vtry in­ i rimes .'in! not until the third one 1* at the' meeting on March 20th (see teresting and Inspiring address on he in vssfully destroyed by the hero the absence of John Millsup. Mark .“Bound For The Top." The theme of Siitlicclaml and Hot,!—kn gbt wa v notes p, ! 1131, so no action was taken. In li very thrilling climax. A gripping & That a student be elected by the the conference wus, “Men To Match run mice is threaded throughout the u ...: fi.'itej for t< in, "' ary chiirnvin It Our Mountains,” and the- different rr*i"i' I. socoiri1* I1 an*l passe^lm !— student body to take charge of .ml story, which gives you recess from conduct at feast orte-hatf of the reg­ addresses were on subject*—-corre­ ITic honol'l of the mystery murderer. the nominations he closed. Held sponding to the theme. Dr. Crawford Knight was chosen temporary chair­ ular assembles. Fred 1“ working on another mystery A motion was passed that the presi­ said that the* theme of the conference novel,, which may center uround the man by n l i-'ilg’ veuo. n dent of the student body be respon­ wus very good and called attention to The bus,lie- in i up was the tils- 'Poly campus, so wulch your step or sible for one-half of the regular as­ the fact that on the State Capitol ut you may be Implicated in some mys­ , c.-sion nl the. iy oft of the pres mi semblies. . — Sacramento the following words are form of student btidV government, terious crime. During vacation, our it). That the yell leader, the Joint carved, "Bring me men to mutch n ^ young author may be found wander­ ’Beginning wall No. 1 on j age I of council chairman, the faculty mem­ mountains," and defined a "mountain ihc- report of ujittce on “.Student in'; around the continent, rooking up bers of the Joint council, the reporter, man" a> being one win, was a little data for future stories. ‘Bmly (viverarm n, " each .suggostidn and the editor of the Kl Rodeo be above the average Had wus progres­ w«- iis. U'se i and acted upon. In this issue uppeurs Part I of the elected at the beginning of each school sive, and striving to serve others to new mystery story by ‘.’Ray King." 1. flint u 11 finite constitution foi: year. get more out of life. At the conclusion each of-the three councils be drawn Nnn es of i Uaractera on the campus As the yell leader is now at the be­ of Doctor Crawford's talk, the dele­ have been changed in the story, so as tip to rcBuigtc its method of doln$ ginning of school year', the fnculty gates hud an hulf hour Intermission kusine its - ihere of action, etc. to avoid einharassment. This story members J) re the president and vice- and then met again to hear Mr. Wiley promises to'be interesting. It w«s moved and seconded that the president, uix-officlo, and four other Winsor of the Sun Francisco Y. M. a rotary lie pi t mete i to make a members appointed by the president, C. A. who presented a very line talk ropy of th«. constitution of the 8tu- three of whom ure advisers for pub­ on "Mountain Men und Their Girl The Adding Machine (’licks derit Affairs' Council by taking from lications, uthletics and finance, the Friends.” After Mr. Winner's tulk, the past niinut s, administrative mo­ reporter to be the secretary-treasurer n discussion was held and Mr. WtHBOT Whi n ymi pay 127.00 per month tions passed, these to be compiled'to and the chairman of the Student Af­ answered many questions which were to the cafeteria for food, what purt form the constitution of the student fairs Council to be elected by the troubling some of the fellows. of it goes actually into food? Whut body; the const itut'on to be kept up student body, it left only the method Suturduy evening ut (1:30, the of­ part into salaries? For every dollar . to dale by the secretary. This was of ehoosipg the editor of the El Ro­ ficial conference banquet was held at you pay, how much fyod do you get? passed. 1 deo to be decided upon. the Education Unit of the Presbyter­ And of the money that- buys food, ret oi ts of the bin ■ It was moved ginl seconded thut the ian Church under the auspices of the and food only, what nurt of it goes r.nUters of the j I nt El Rodeo editor be elected by the staff Klwanls und Rotary Clubs of the city. for groceries ? Milk? Meat? rouncii he made to the whole si I 'ent including the faculty advisers. This There were about two hundred men Here are some figures compiled body at assembly, in the Polygram, wum passed. ' and boys present and Dr. F. R. Mug­ during eight months of the year: ■ or on the bulletin board. 10. That ull Joint elections be by ler, chairman of the Boys’ Work Com­ Your $27.00 splits up Into (14 per It was moved and seconded that popular Vote and take place in the mittee of the Rotary Club acted hs cent for food, 33 per cent for wages the secretary be instructed to prepare assembly. toastmaster. Many songs were sung and upkeep. I report of the ucts of each meeting This item hud also been taken care and a tine spirit of fellowship and fpn Of the money spent for food only, " th* Student Affairs Council to ap- of by previous action. aroused. Fred Clark of Santa Muriu this is what happens: P«»r as this body .will decide later. 11. That the councils of the respec­ gave u five minute talk on "A Moun­ 32 per cent buys groceries. “ was amended that the report tive divisions of the joint council tain Man and His School Relation­ 22 per cent buys milk and cream. " published in the Polygram and dis- (whichever the function may affect) ships,” while Kenneth Schnuck of Ar­ 20 per cent buys meat. w*fcc I m assembly. The ammendment considei all problem* arising over royo Grande' spoke on "A Mountain IB per cent buys butter and eggs. ni passed and ulso the motion' us a sociul gatherings such as closing Man and His Home Relationships," 7 per cent buys fruit and vege­ rtolc which read: That the secretary hours, assignment of dates, etc. and Mike Dimas of Santa Barbara tables. k instructed to prepare a report of The section needed no action us on "A Mountain ^lan and His Reli­ 4 per cent buys bread. » sc is of each meeting of the S. A. these things will continue to be taken gion.” (.and that the report be published in cure of at the present time as decided Hon. Vierling Kersey, State Super­ vocation or life work and gave the Polygram and discussed in as- by motion "1 Mirth 30, 1000 1 1 ■ intendent of Public Instruction, gave fellows ttn idea of how they should Milily. 1 - n, 108). _ the main address of the evening ami ;n nbmit choosing h Job ami carrying I. That regular repoits of the bust- Hope A. Jordan, Secy.-Treas. spoke on "A Mountain Man and His t out to the best advantage after pre­ »s and financial matters of each of Life Work." Dr. Kersev> talk was rparing -themselves Mr It. ft« division councils be ma le u> the March 2d. 1030.—The meeting was well received and the fellows received The entire body whs divided into wpective student bodies. That the culled to order by John Millsap in the much help in choosing a vocation four group* ut the clo*e of Dr. Ker­ If method of reporting be deter- Coache's office ut the Gym at eleven from it. Dr. Kersey said that four sey’s talk andu nder the leadership lined respectively by thusc bodies. major Institutions take part in mak­ of Dr. Crandall, Mr. Knapp, Mr. As it was not applicable to the form o'clock. . , ' ing one’a life well rounded. These are, Thompson, and Dr. Crawford, some *f government established it was The reading of the minutes was the Home, the Church, the School, and very Interesting discussions were held H»setl over. oir ft ted. A motion was passed that Influences of other fellows. From the on subjects concerning vocations and 4. That the joint council have meet­ the name Student Affairs Committee home one should get affect.on chiefly; school. The fellows then went to the ing, at regular intervals and that be changed to Student Affairs Coun- from the church, reverence and faith; diff'rent churches and a delegate *ch of its mumbers be not fie i of, oil. habits of industry and culture from from s-mie one of the cities spoke In Mch meetings at least two, days in It was moved, seconded, and passed the school: and help in maintaining each church. At 12:30, the closing advance. that a vice-president of the student high standards of living from asso­ lunch was held at The (’aliil >rnia (Applying to S. A. C.) It was body be chosen in the same way as ciating with other fellows. Dr. Kersey Polytechnic cafeteria. Several busi­ and seconded that a regular the president, said that tho influence of other peo;4e ness matters were dirrussed. imrt it fcy. the second Tuesday of every A motion was passed that we ac­ is the most important of all und one was decided that the conference next ®»nth, period live, be set for the cept for representation in the Student should be very careful in choosing year will be held at Santa Barbara. i. A. C. meetings and that the nicm- Affairs Council the four clubs—Aero­ one’s f' 'ends. After lunch a picture of the entire Wr« be notified two days in advance, nautics, Automechanics, Building The . 'owa had breakfast at the group wns taken and then the closing hsied. Trades, and Poly Phase, which have home in .vhich they stayed, und as­ ceremony,Jed by Rev. Borkmun of the 5. That the chairman of the Joint applied. sent!...* at the Poly Gym at H:30 Sun­ San Luis Baptist Church, was held In council be elected by the student body. It was moved and seconded that a day morning. Rev. Simmons of the the social room of the Poly Gym. U was moved, seconded and passed committee be appointed to look Into Methodist church of San Luis was In About two o’clock the conference (1) that the president of the student the matter of restricting the number charge, and after a song service, he came to an end and good byes wore hdy be chairman of the Student Af- of offices any student may hold at led the devotional service. said and the fellows left for their one time and report at the next meet­ turn Council; <2) that he be elected At nine o’clock Dr. Kersey again homes. All of those who attended re­ ky the student body, the nominations ing. The motion was paMfed. ' ceived much inspiratioh and help from It was moved, seconded, and passed spoke, his subject being “A Mountain •o be in open assembly and the vot- Man and His Life Work.” Ihia ad- the conference, and left with the re­ inr by ballot; (3) that the term of that we adjourn at the call of the solve to try harder to help others as president upon completion of the re­ dress wus fully as inspiring and he n- •nice be one semester; (4) that the ..ful as his address Saturday night. He well as themselves to enjoy the finer •lection take place one month before port on the constitution. O U K W : spoke along the line of choqsing a things of life. tbe close of each semester. Hope A. Jordan, Sec.-Treas.