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End of an Era While Pete Gillen (right) NAL heads east, Skip Prosser returns. Pages2&9

('*~EWS @)IVERSIONS SG.L~ election Hale on handguns, The· Santples results: the Po-well leaves spring concert ballots are honte. is Thursday. counted. Pages6&7 Page12 Page3 THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF APRIL 6. 1994 - PAGE 2

~? ™·~»~~ After nine years, Muskie coachfinaJly takes off N EWS Gillen leaves Xavier

BY DAN SIGW ARD Rock makes students blue THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE He said it was a "gut reaction," hut Pete Gillen's leaving Xavier ALTOON A, Pa. - College students ~ho listen to a lot of rock 'n' after nine years as men's basket­ roll also have a tendency to get the blues, two researchers say. ball coach was more likely a simple "Our data shows that those student~ who report the highest act of Providence. levels of rock listening also have the highest scores on measures of Gillen said the choice was rela­ depression, anxiety and sensation-seeking," said Valerie N. Stratton, tively easy. He's leaving Xavier associate professor ofpsychology at Penn State University's Altoona for Providence College and the campus. The link between rock music and depression was not surprising. Big East conference. "It was just a gut reaction. I "Our findings about rock music and negative moods would be consistent with other studies that have shown that rock listening is felt good about it," he said. "You connected to a number of antisocial behaviors, such as rebellious­ only live once. We gave nine years of our life and hlood to ness and hostility," Stratton said. However, the researchers did discover something unusual after Xavier and it's time to try some­ thing else. It was an opportunity surveying 122 college .students with an 8\'erage age of 19.3 years, we cou]dn 't turn down." and a second group of 99 faculty members and staff. The link between rock and negative attitudes was present in the older group After snubbing available of staff and faculty. However, among faculty and staff, depression, coaching jobs in past years at anxiety,ancl hostility also were associated with classical music. schools like Villanova, Virginia, and Notre Dame, Gillen departs Xavier for Providence just as the Muskies arc poised to build an PLASTERED: The D' Artagnan Senior Service Society will be­ on-campus arena and jump to the come the first organization from a Jesuit institution to become a well-respected Atlantic 10 con­ member of Mortar Board, a national service organization. ference. However-, Gillen said D'Artagnan Society member John Thomas led a committee while Xavier's future is bright, he earlier this school year to complete the Mortar Board application. views the opportunity to coach in A Mortar Board national officer visited campus this semester and the Big East as special. · 1>boto hy Archie DcJcsu,; the D'Artagnan Society received a letter of acceptance on March "Youhateto1eavcXavier. You After 11imJ years as head11w11 s hasketbaUcoach, Pete Gillen is saying 21. The society will be installed as a new chapter in section 10 hate to leave Cincinnati. But this goodbye to Xavier. Gillen !wads east, where his roots are, as the flew (central and southern Ohio) of Mortar Board in a ceremony being is a chance to coach in the Big head coach at Providellce College in Rhode Island. planned for April 24. The D'Artagnan Senior Service Society was Eastandbebackin the east where formed three years ago with the goal of becoming a member of my roots are," Gillen said. times sparse home game atten­ great ·sticbcss11inl:l ;get i:o· the F~al : Mortar Board, according to society President Connie Meyer. Xavier junior guard Michael dance at the Cincinnati Gardens, Fouriftheparfsfitinthepuzzle," · Hawkins said it was probably in and the recent overshadowing he said. Gillen 's best interest to take the success of University of Perhaps the· largest puzzle BUSINESS FEAST: Xavier's College of Business Administration Providence job. Cincinnati's basketball program piece needed for the continued will honor Edward J. VonderBrink, managing partner at Grant.. "I tried to put myself in his at least played a small part in his success of Xavier basketball was Thornton, and the late Dr. Thomas Hailstones at the college's shoes and he just had to do what decision to leave. filled last Saturday when Xavier Annual Banquet. he had to do," Hawkins said. "I'd be less than honest if I hil'Cd Skip Prosser, Gillen's top The banquet will he held Friday, April 22, at the Hyatt Regency "We'll really miss him though." didn't say those things were in the assistant for eight years, to be the with a reception at 6:30 p.m. and a dinner at 7:30 p.m. During Gillen' s final season as mix somewhere," Gillen said. new head coach. Vonderbrink, who earned both his MBA and bachelor's de­ Xavier's men's basketball coach Still, Gillen said he is excited Gillen leaves Prosser with four grees at Xavier, will be honored as this year's CBA alumni who has he suffered criticism for the weak­ simply to he undertaking a new signed incoming freshmen and distinguished himself in the community. ness of Xavier's schedule, which challenge at PI"Ovidence College. eight returning scholarship play­ Hailstones, who died in August 1993, will receive a special may have contributed to the team "Sometimes newness is good,' ers. tribute because he is the former dean and founder of Xavier's not making the NCAA tourna­ he said. "I think it's good for Many players said they were College of Business Administration. ment. Also, controversy swirled Xavier and I think it's good for stunned that Gillen left. Xavier. Other college faculty, graduates, and achievements will also be around Gillen and University of Pete Gillen." "I'm surprised he finally took honored at the banquet. Cincinnati basketball coach Bob Gillen figur~s to enjoy the same a job," junior forward Larry Huggins after the two feuded at kind ofjob security he had during Sykes said. this year's Crosstown Shootout. his years at Xavier. Freshman guard Kenny ETUDIEZ FRANCAIS: The Alliance Francaise de Cincinnati is Gillen' s wife Ginnie said these "We really would like for this Harvey said he is disappointed offering a $750 scholarship to a Xavier student who has plans to negative aspects may have con­ to be a permanent situation, Gillen left. study in a French speaking country in 1994 in an organized tributed to his decision to move to whereby you're here until you "It's disappointing, but I'm program of study. Candidates must submit a one page essay Providence when the job was of­ retire," Providence Athletic Di­ happy for Coach Gille!\ and hii; explaining why they wish to study 1',ench and why they feel fered. rector Jim Marinatto said to Gillen family making the move," said deserving of the scholarship. Also, candidates must submit two "I think some of the negativ­ at the press conference la!'t letters of recommendation from persons who can attest to their Harvey. ism got to him this year," Ginnie Wednesday. interest and ability in the French language. Applications are due Although he is now officially Gillen said. "It seemed like no Despite leaving, Gillen said he April 15. Contact Margaret McDiarmid in the Modern Languages the head coach at Providence, matter what we did, it wasn't remains optimistic about the fu­ department for more infonnation. Gillen will still attend Xavier's enough." ture of Xavier basketball. post-season basketball banquet compiled by Dan Sigward with contributioM by the College Preu Ser\ice Also, Pete Gillen said the some- "I still think Xavier can luwe tomorrow night. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF APRIL 6, 1994 - PAGE 3 Spring election winners gear up for next year

file 11hoto The newly elected SCA executive q/Ji<:ers (I tor) Chris BrallSoll, Aaron Trop111ann, a!ld /Jamon .lofles are prepani'lf to ta!.·e oJP<:e latf!r tlu:s month. Executives learn the ropes

BY AMY HELMES THE XAVIER NEWSWJHE

ARE YOU IN NEED OF SOME EXTRA$$$? The newly elected executive officers of Aaron Tropmann, Chris Branson, and Damon Jones are already busy getting situated in the SCA office as they prepare for a busy term ahead. HAVE WE GOT SCA President-elect Aaron Tropmann has been meeting with President Stephen Zralck, learning the ropes and meeting with the 'AN OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU!!! various administrators he will be working closely with next year. Tropmann said one of the first projects of next semester will be an initial campus-wide survey for students to find out what their needs The HYDE PARK and BLUE ASH i·eally arc. Survey topics would cover areas of programs and events on TH.f~IEJN:~~Y..,fQOD•DRUG is in need of campus, academic and residence life, ancl student issues in general. mature part-time employees! Where could Tropmann hopes to get a lot of input and ideas from the survey and we find better potential employees than at hinted at the possibility of monthly student incentives to ensure a high Xavier University!!· response rate. Also, Tropmann is interested i'tl making an increased effort to further community relations. Currently, a special community rela­ tions committee exists under Senate, but Tropmann would like to see Thriftway Offers ... a new university committee devoted entirely to this purpose. •Flexible scheduling - perfect for college stµdents, homemakers, New Legislative Vicc-PrcsiclentDamon Jones is looking forward to retirees, and ... YOU!! working with an almost completely new Senate next year. •Medical Insurance "] think it will he a good year. There arc only two returning •Retirement plans, including 401 (k) and profit sharing senato1·s and the new people will give us an opportunity to make a fresh start and get fresh ideas," said Jones. •Paid vacation and holidays According to.Jones, getting the Senate trained for next year will be •Advancement opportunities his main focus for the rest of this semester. He hopes a friemUy •Friendly working environment relationship will he created among senators. Future Administrative Vice President Chris Brnnson is already formulating ideas to improve the programming of activities and We at Thriftway Food•Drug want you to be a part of incr1mse promotions so that students are more informed about the our family. You can make a difference! events around campus. Branson said the new Organization of Student Leaders will he Fill out an applicaion today at: helpful because leaders of various organizations can work together to co-sponsor events which will lead to more diverse programming. "[also want to continue the convenient commuter programming in Hyde Park Thriftway the afternoon so that commuters won't have to return to campus al 3872 Paxton Ave, Cincinnati, OH 45209 (phone 871-7740) night in order to enjoy the acth·itics," said Branson. Blue Ash Thriftway Tropmann, Jones, and Branson all agree that their most impor­ 4900 Hunt Road, Cincinnati, OH 45242 (phone 891-8844) tant responsibility is the students. "The higgcstchallengc will he tryingtobringst11dl'nls more into the mix of what SGA is all about." said .Jones. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF APRIL 6, 1994 - PAGE 4 Briefly... ··. . · CBA earns national honor

UNDER THE WEATHER: Information systems and services tional accreditation are numer­ reports that several micro computer viruses have turned up on BY AMY HELMES ous. campus in the last few months. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE "In terms of the marketplace, In particular, the two viruses, Monkey-2 and Form, have the it is very important," Geeding following symptoms: The computer may lock up; floppy and hard Xavier's College of Business said. "It shows that the stan­ drives are no longer recognized by the system; and data is lost. Administration received a bolster dards have been met." Anyone experiencing these problems on and on-campus computer to its reputation recently by win­ Accreditation will also mini­ may call 4357 for help. ning accreditation from the mize any hassles for transfer stu­ Protection against computer viruses is very important. Once a American Assembly of Collegiate dents, and give Xavier the poten­ computer is infected by either the Monkey-2 or Form virus, the only Schools of Business. tial for attracting more resources cure is to reformat the hard drive. A good system backup made The accreditation means and the support of the business before the virus entered the system is the only way to restore all Xavier has been recognized by an file photo community. programs and data on the computer. association of other business edu­ Dr. Daniel Geeding Geeding said the nine year cer­ cators as a strong and successful tificate will enhance students' de­ by meeting with faculty, students, BABY SHOWER: Xavier Students for Life will host the second program with a high level of q~al­ grees and will make the program and ad1ninist1·ators and viewing annual Baby Shower tomorrow from 4 to 5 p.m. in the Kuhlman ity for its students. more competitive on an mterna­ the campus facilities. Conference Room on the first floor of Kuhlman Hall. Everyone Eight years ago, Xavier began tional level. According to Dr. Daniel from the Xavier community is invited to attend. preparing to meet the standards "Wc will be more attractive to Geeding, dean of the College of The Baby Shower is an open-house party where everyone who for accreditation by modifying the studentsfromothercountrics. It's Business Administration, the comes brings baby' clothing and items, children's clothing, mater­ curriculum and hiring process for like a seal of approval." he said. business program was thoroughly nity clothing, or money to give to women with crisis pregnancies. the business program. Of the 750 schools bclongillg to scrutinized by the committee. Students for Life will give all donations to the Pregnancy Problem Many of the guidelines focus the American Assembly of Colle­ "The faculty and college ad­ Center, East, which will give them to mothers in .need. on factors such as the number of giate Schools of Business, about ministrators were all very mstru­ Ph.D. 's on staff, library facili­ 300 arc accredited. mental ill pullIDg together the re­ ties, faculty to student ratios, and Xavier was one of only two 'TAINT NOBODY'S BIZNESS, BUT MINE: The 1993-94Xavier port and makmg this happen." funding, as well as the overall schools receiving initial accrccli­ University Student Entrepreneur of the Year is Tony Beimcsch, said Geeding. quality of the program. tation this year, although approxi­ who runs a business called "ldlebrook Enterprises." The business, Geeding also said a recent On June 1, 1993, a self-evalu­ mately sixteen schools applied. started by Bcimesch and his father, is involved ir1 designing its own Procter & Gamble grant used to ation was completed in which The certificate applies to both sweater line. The business operates all year with Beimesch spending implement a Total Quality Man­ Xavier defended its petition for graduate and tmdergraduatc pro­ almost 40 hours each week working on it. Bcimesch achieved sales agement system g1·eatly contrih­ accreditation. LastNovcmlJcr, a grams and may or may not be for 1993 of about $80,000. Tony is a junior management major. utcd to receiving accreditation. committee from the assembly vis­ reappointed after a nine year pe­ The benefits of receiving na- compiled by Dan Sib'Wnnl ited Xavier to verify the self-study riod. ATIENTIONJUNIORS AND SENIORS INTERESTED IN FULL-TIME, INTERNATIONAL·.·;<­ GRADUATE STUDY! YOU LOYOLA COLLEGE IN MARYIAND OFFERS THE:

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March 25th thru May 8th. Call or come by soon. t'l 1994 Levi Strau11 and Co. Staff Edito.-ial THE XAVIER NEWSWI~ Opening night? A STUDENTS' JOURNAL Cincinnati and ba~eball. The two have been entwined in a strong matrimony since 1869 when the ©Copyright 1994 RSPECTIVES Cincinnati Red Stockings were established as the Circul11tion 3000 first professional baseball team. Perhaps it is this long standing intimate connection that has made Opening Day such a monumental event here in the Editor-in-Chief Queen City. BRYAN R. POWELL On Opening Day, natives donning red caps with 1mbroken brin1s and faded Larkin jerseys sneak General Manager out of Monday classes and meetings in order to DwIGHTMIMs mingle with Bud and J.T.M. in the Riverfront stands. The city with the first pl'O ·baseball team Business Manager always hosts the National League season opener on the first Monday of April, complete with a parade CHARLES ZEPP and a multitude of banners. And so the tradition goes. Or went. Advertising Manager Thanks to ESPN, Cincinnati's Opening Day was CAROLE McPmIJJPs dealt a rude blow. This year, the season opener was broadcast on the evening of Easter Sunday. Production Manager Needless to say, many locals were miffed, espe­ HOIJJE McRAE cially the recently returned team owner Marge Schott. Okay, if we get so thrilled about the first day Distribution Manager of baseball, what is the problem with having it one MEussA BuZAN day sooner? · The problem is, if we humped the whole affair up one day, Cincinnatians would be forced to leave Adviser their Easter dinner buffet in order to join in the MIKE KAISER Opening Day parade. Someone, would get upset over the fact that Easter had been secularized into a baseball fest. News Sowhathappened? Sundaynight'sgamewasless Dan Sigward than celebrated. There were few banners flying and Arny Helmes the red seats were mostly empty. But come Monday, the parade was carried on as usual and a crowd of Perspectives approximately 55 thousand packed the stands. Sarah Buzzee Cincinnatians are a proud, conservative type. Jesse Lahey They just don't like change. ESPN may have put a little spin on the hall, but tradition kept the fun in Sports the ballpark. -S.B. Emmett Prosser Kipp Hanley

Diversions Pamela Leahigh Editor-in-chief finally finishes sentence

Photography/Graphics BY BRYAN R. POWELL a classmate you never knew until But the end never comes for (albeit expl!nsive),home: · Holly Brooks then. Fort1mately, some of us Xavier, it only comes for the people Xavier has a way of sneaking its THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE Michelle Schmenk here do look harder, beyond the at Xavier. The institution exists to way into your psyche until you for­ It's funny how a place r,rrows buildings and into the people, or some extent beyond all of us. The get all those plans to transfer t)iat Calendar on you. so I've learned at Xavier.. students come and go, the school you laid freshman and sophmorn John McHale When I first visited Xavier in In fom· short years, Xavier remains the same. If you want evi­ year. Perhaps you rationalize your February of 1990, there wasn't becomes a home. You traditional dence, refer to the stories published lack of initiative saying you were Advertising much to look at. The grey Cin­ students can tell because when­ in the Xavier News in thccarly70s. loo busy lo fill out transfe1· applica­ Scott Kolbe cinnati skies did little to make ever you're away, staying with What was on the student press' tions or you decided not to leave the the school buildings appear at­ your parents or visiting friends in mind? African-American curl'icu­ people you met here even though Staff another city, you know cvcntu­ lum ideas, concerns regarding the Nicole Taylor tractive or inspirational the way you think the school is close-minded, I expected aU university build­ aUy you have to return to Cincin­ treatment. of women on campus, hackwar·ds and Catholic. Either Accounts Receivable ings to he. The Carl H. Lindner nati. You have to return to even an editorial comparing ahor­ way, Xavier caught you, and though Julie Korte and Family Physics Building Xavier, and rcluming is what tion to the Holocaust, an almost. it's hard to gain perspective now, wasn't finished yet and the new home is all about. uncanny paraUcl to an article pub­ someday it all makes sense. Trust dorm wasn't even sta1·tcd. Funny how you don't realize lished 1·ccently and written bv cur­ me-a theology prnfessor told me Thr. Xavir•r /\'rw.fwire is published The box of classrooms called that until it's tin1c to go and say· rimt. columnist Jesse Lahey. · this once. thrnughuul lhc !ichoul y1:ur 1 except Alter Hall didn't stir the soul the goodbye. On the other hand, once May Although I've survived sixteen tluring \'ucution nnd finol URlll!i, hy thr. 1H1ulcnls of Xo\'icr Univcndty, 3800 same as the Cathedral of Learn­ On the one hand, I f,'UCss I'm arrives, Xavier llO longer stands year:s of education (twelve of which Victory Parkwuy, Cincin1111ti 1 011 4520i· ing in Pittsburgh or Harvard lucky. In a few short weeks my between me and that place parents 2129. were even puhlic, believe it or not) Tht: 11totcmcnl!i and npiuions o(Tht! Yard in Boston or even the Uo­ classmates and I will leave Xavier, like to refer lo as The Beal World. l have to admit I never studied Xat1it!r Nermwire 11re not nccc!i!iurily tuncla at 'fhomas Jefferson's and ['m happy to report I have dad 1·cmincls me on the tele­ thoAc of th1: stmlcnl hudy, faculty, My Latin. But I know this much: our or aJminilitration of Xu\'ier. St1tt1:· Uni.vcrsityofVirginia in the town plenty lo be thankful for. I will phone why I go to college. "Each school motto has somcthfog to do nu~ntn uncl opinions of colnmninls du where I went lo high school. I not he rcquil·cd to suffer another nut 1rncc1iliurily r1:ncct thusr. of thr. year of cd uca tion past high school is with mimclcs. I hope everyone at 1•(1itorli or general stdf. was cold and wanted to go home. win tcr li kc this last one, provided worth ahout a i6 percent increase Xavier secs a few, even the simple Suhacription rate.. u1·e SlO/yeMr or I head south. No longer will I S 15/~emclil•:r "·ithin the USA and arc But now, looking back, I'm in salary," he says. l want to point miracles like the graduation of a pro-r11t1:d. Suhscriplion in<1uiricn glad I stayed. ha\'C to dodge ca1·s while trying lo out that that assertion requires my friend you thought would smoke or 1ihoul1J be directt:d to Charh~11 ZepJ1 1 llu•ineu Monoger (513-HS-3130). Herc in Evanston you have to cross Dana, nor will I have lo future employment, a status J am drink himself into the grave, or Advcrlitting inquiries lihould he di· look beyond the bricks to find complain about the food in the less than certain of. I don' l mean to both. Then again, maybe you're rr.ctl!d lo Carole Mcl'himp11, Advcrti11ing M•n•ger (513-745-:1561). the will ·to press on, to stay up an cafeteria or the hours at the li­ sound cynical because I'm not. I the miracle. Either way, when you Xavier Unh·enity i11 an academic extra hour studying calculus or brary. I can even say I left when don't want to sound lazy either. I eventually leave this place remem­ community committed to e11ual opportunity for all per.ans regard­ hang out at the crosswalk across Gillen did-I was here until the simply don't want to give up what ber to say goodbye. le11 of •ge, 1u, race, religion, Dana discussing Descartes with end. has become for me a comfortable h•ndlcap, or national origin. · And remember to mean it. Letter to the editor Facing violence at point blank A word about BY Scon BALE Government representatives on the 6 o'clock news tell us we've Tm: XAVIER NEWSWIRE got to rid the streets of guns. Other representatives, however, JUSTICE would never let that happen because so many of their supporters Humankind is a violent animal. It always has been and always benefit from this gun trade. Do you fmd it at all ironic that the To my fellow Jesuit students, will he. I laugh to myself when people talk about how had it is - government has made so few restrictions on the, production of On February 13, 1992, over 100 del­ today and how people are so violent now. People have been guns? egates representing 20 of our nation's Je­ killing each other ever since Cain and Abel had that first fight. I realize there will never be a gun-free or violence-free society, suit colleges and universities gathered at Some people have no respect for· human life. lt'sjust that simple. because it's just the nature of the beast. But what you must realize John Carroll University in Cleveland, Ohio Many people like to blame our violent nature on television or is that while our President smiles while jogging in those ever so short to form JUSTICE (Jesuit University and movies, and some (many of whom reside in Washington, D.C.) shorts, exposing pathetically white legs, nothing has changed. College Students Concerned with Empow­ would love to tell you it's rap music. If that He signed the Brady Bill ... big deal. Kids erment). This idea originated in 01·dcr.for is so, tell me why Hitler killed cmmtless on the street don't purchase guns from a gun students in Jesuit institutions to function Jews. Tellmewhrpatronsofthe Union had shop anyway. They buy them out of a van or for the benefit of our mutual needs and picnics overlooking battles of the Civil War. the trunk of a car. What does this law matter concerns. Since this gathering of Jesuit Tell me why there is so much violence in to the guy who has 32 shotguns because he students two years ago, thel'e have been Bosnia. Is it because they listened to Snoop thinks the South is still fighting the Civil War? conferences at Loyola Marymount Uni­ and Tupac? Hell no. It goes much deeper And let us not forget about that little incident versity in Los Angeles, Calif. and Spring than that. But unfortunately, much of our in Waco, Texas. Hill College in Mobile, Ala. The mission naive society accepts this as the missing How foolish would we be to not fight the statement of JUSTICE is as follows: piece to the puzzle of violence. lack of results from past and present admin­ .JUSTICE is the student alliance of the Is it human nature to want power? Or is istrations. Ifyou think AIDS is the lastdearlly JesuitcoUeges and universities of the United it a lack of self-esteem that leads someone to disease, then you 're foolish enough not to be States of America dedicated to fostering find power in a handgur_r? I feel if a pers~n alarmed by it. Eventually, with millions of leadership through communication, coop­ has to lie and distort the truth, they lack dollars and years of research, we'll find a er·ation, education and service in the self-confidence. If you believe in yourself, cun._" Rut 1:,rive us another few years and we Ignatian tradition. Ad Mejorem Dei you don't need to lie and you don't worry about the opinions -will invent another d~adly disease to plague society. But mean­ Gforiam. your classmates hold about you; With confidence, you have the while, you cannot stop fighting the war against AIDS, just as you At Spring Hill College, the delegates of power to he yourself, cannot stop fighting th1~ war against handb'lln violence in America. JUSTICE spent four days deliberating and . But power is projected, not injected. Maybe many of the gun Isawacutebumpersti{:kertheotherdaythatread, "Guns don't discussing issues that affect Jesuit students . to tin' wanna he gangstas or good ol' country boys lack this power kill, people do!" To an extent the sticker· is right. If someone is out across the country. For all our differ­ of self-confidence. Maybe knowing they can dominate another to hurt you (such as Mrs. Bobbit), they'll find a way. But try telling ences, there was an apparent similarity: individualis their high. I don't know or.really care. The factthat that to a mother and father as they nervously wait at the hospital we all value the importance of committing-· they tlave a gun is what bothers me. ' ·.< for the doctor to tell them their son will he all right. True, maybe ourselves as administrators, faculty, staff Hauclguns are out of control in our nation. It is legal in all he was just standing al'Ound, hut a stray bullet carries no name. and students to the ideal of creating "men states for manufacturers to produce b'lms, but it is illegal in some Because of guns, countless numbers of innocent people are just and women for others" while emphasizing to possess a gun. How much sense does that make? Regarllless, memories to those who loved them, and tombstones to those who the Jesuit tradition of Cura Personalis. there arc going to he thousands of handguns just sitting in a never knew them. Students in Jesuit institutions have the warehouse left unsold. Do you know how much money that My cousin was shot on the west side of Detroit as he walked home responsibilit.yif{>r :educ_!f,tion, not for self- would cost a gun manufacturer? Do you really believe that after a baseball game al the NorthwestAetivity Center. Apparently ~ :satisfaction but for the betterment of soci­ manufacturers bite the bullet on millions of dollars' worth of they thought he was someone else. Talk about being at the wrong ety. That is a responsibility students in guns? Do you ever ask. yourself where these guns arc going? place at the wrong time. They drove by and fired at him. Luckily ·Jesuit institutions carry, for this is the Andit'snotjusthandguns. Manyinner-citykidsarcequipped the bullets just grazed his ear and shoulder and dicln 't hit anyone foundation upon which om· Jesuit schools with 9 mm, semi, and fully automatic machine b'lms. These guns else. have been founded. are made for war·. Yet they are part of a war that is very close to Maybe that b1m1per sticker ~as right and 1,11_111s don't kill. But The delegates of JUSTICE composed home-right down the str·ect, as a matter of fact. then again, what else were the damn things made for? three recommendations which were sent to each of the presidents of the 28 Jesuit schools in the United States. These recom­ The alternative: peaceful conflict resolution mendations were drafted by your fellow Bv Dn. GEORGE TnoMAS students in the hope that the Jesuits in 0111· persistence iI1 nonretaliation on the part of nonviolent armies often institutions recognize that as Jesuit stu­ GUEST COLUMNIST lead to the shifting of support from the opponent to the nonviolent dents, we aspire to be a part of the process soldiers and their cause. Confronted with a complex and intricate of continuing the lgnatian ideology that War without violence. That is what Gandhi and his followers process of the erosion of power, the governments and systems have will allow us greater· freedom in the pursuit achieved on a massive scale and in varying situations of conflict: to give in. of better communities. the Civil Rights Campaign in South Africa, agrarian and indus- It is from this proven effect that Gandhi emphasized the tech­ If you are interested in learning more trial disputes in India, and a people's struggle against an em- niqueofnonviolentstruggle,whichcouldbeeffeetivealsoinmeeting specifics con~erning JUSTICE and the pire--the struggle between the Indians and Great Britain. the perils of dictatorship and foreign aggression. recommendations, please contact me Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948) discerned in the nonviolent Gandhi foresaw war without violence through peace armies as through the Campus Ministry Office of action-struggles, which were going on in the early part of this the only viable option for guaranteeing human survival while Saint Joseph's University. century in conflict situations in Asia and Europe, a potent solvingconflictswithinthcnations. Thatisthcsccretofthedictum: It is my hope that all Jesuit students weapon to fight wars without violence. He deepened the strategic the means carry the ends with them. share the same love of Jesuit ideals and significance of nonviolent action by making people aware of its Gandhi called the way of waging war without violence traditions as those who have worked so effects on power relationships; he invented dramatic and simple "satyagraha." "Satya" in Sanskrit means truth and connotatcs hard in the past at JUSTICE and those model actions for emulation by the masses. Gandhian actions love. "Graha"mcansfirmnessthatgeneratesforce. Bynaminghis who will work so hard in the future, begin­ were effective because noncooperation with the corrupt system way of waging war "satyagraha," Gandhi defined war as a struggle ning with Georgetown University in the fall of government and intervention in the functioning of oppressive using weapons that would guarantee the maximum preservation of of 1994. laws enabled people to disrupt the sources of power. both the fighter and the fought. It is effective in attaining political Yours in alliance, Power does not exist apart from the consent, approval and and social goals because it transforms the values and the opinions of Michael E. Kelley obedience of the people. When obedience and cooperation are the opponent. Satyagraha is that alternative, the active love, the JUSTICE National Chair withdrawn, power of the opponent weakens. Insistence and love-force. 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XU Ice ready for playoffs.·

Last Sunday night's tie versus Teain Black wrapped up the regular season for the Xavier Ice "B" team, finishing the season at a respectable 4-2-3 record. With Sunday's tie, the Ice are preparing for the All Seasons C-league playoff tournament. Xavier stormed out to a record of 4-1. Mter the strong start, teams around the league began to take the Ice more seriously, holding them to a 0-1-3 record for the rest of the season. One thing that Xavier's record does not show is that the Ice has a dangerous offense that can light up a scoreboard at any given time. Both losses came at the expense of scoring contests·.

Xavier won their first three games by a combined score of 13- photo by HoUy Brook~ 3, shutting out Team Black, 6-0 in their last affair. Also, in all Xavier baseball's bataUion eflmrlers turning- it around. three ties, the Ice have battled back from being down at one point in the game. What is even more remarkable is that in a majority of the games the Ice have been able to compete with relatively no Muskies sweep Evansville bench. One important thing about the Xavier "B" team is that they play with teamwork and heart uncharacteristic of young teams. BY JASON BECK mitted seven errors, the Muskies starter Bobby Bevel, Elliott and Such a perforinance this year has earned them a trip to the THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE put Fiore back on the mound for DeVauh took advantage of a playoffs in their inaugural season. the conference opener against the Musketeer hit parade to hold onto The first round game can be seen at All Seasons Ice Center Fellow baseball members of Purple Aces. Fiore yet again a 10-5 victory. Hamley pounced the MOC were given warning at 8:30m. With the pressure of the playoffs looming large, pitched strong, holding a big lead upon Redbird pifohing; taking a Saturday: while the young Xavier expect the Ice to come out and play hard. after a three-run Musketeer first hanging slider. deep to left for a &ubmitteil by Matthew Thomicroft Musketeers may occasionally beat inning and a two-run second for a two-run homer in the first inning themselves through errors and 5-3win. Evans~e'sonlyoffense and doubling off the right field mental mistakes, they are a for­ came in a three-run fifth inning. wall for an RBI in the fourth. GOLF TEAM TEES IT UP: The men's golf team opened up it's midable force when defense works In the nightcap, Chris Stalets Mark Clary also put down a pair spring portion of the schedule with a tournament in Dallas, to their advantage, and are push­ continued Xavier's heroic hurl­ of bunt singles doWJ1. either base . Texas. This past Monday, the Muskies travlcd to Muncie, overs no longer. ing, keeping the Muskies alive in line for a pair of RBI. Indiana for the Ball State Initational. This Saturday Xavier will The message was sent this past a back-and-forth battle that was Elliott and DeVault have both compete in the Indiana University Invitational this Saturday. week~nd in a doubleheader sweep knotted at two apiece through played key roles in the Muske­ of Evansville, last season's con­ seven innings. Mter Jim Elliott teers' recent success, saving bril­ ference runners-up, as part of a and DeVault combined to kill liant starting pitching perfor­ TENNIS TEAM HAS BUSY WEEK: Due to the inclement 3-1 week in which the Muskies Evansville rallies in the eighth mances in iate innings and pro­ weather, the men's tennis team had to play six matches in the (10-16) corrected the defensive and ninth, Chuck Rudolph led viding veteran support. Accord­ last seven days. Matches included Youngstown State, Dayton, mistakes of the previous weekend off the bottom half of the inning ing to Elliott, forgetting the mis­ Detroit Mercy, Evansville, and Morehead State. The women's and pull out two comeback victo­ with a walk and moved to second takes is the key. team closout their short spring season this weekend at the ries and hang tough with nation­ base on a sacrifice bunt by Jim "As far as expectations, the Indiana State Invitational ally-ranked Kentucky. Danneman. only thing you can do is improve Nowhere was the clean field­ Mter an intentional walk to the things you can. You just have ing and daunting pitching more Chuck Crocker·, Mike Sak to forget about what you've done evident than in last Tuesday's 3- stepped to the plate to pinch-hit wrong in the past, and start off 2 eleven-inning victory at Miami, with two outs. A wild pitch moved with a clean slate." in which Vince Fiore tossed a onc­ both runners into scoring posi­ The Musketeers remain in the hit shutout through nine frames tion before Sak slapped a full­ midst of what head coach John to give the scoreless Xavier lineup count delivery" into center field, Morrey temred the most difficult a final chance. The Musketeers scoring Rudolph and Crocker for two weeks of the season. After took advantage, and in the top of a 4-3 win. today's game at Eastern Ken­ the eleventh broke the deadlock The success of the past week tucky, they head to South Bend with an RBI single by Sean West was a much-needed turnal'Ouncl for a three-day, four-game week­ and a two-RBI hit by Jay Hamley. following a ·disappointing series end series against defendingMCC Mter Fiore finally tired out in the against Illinois State two week­ champ Notre Dame, then stop off bottom of the inning, fireballer ends ago, in which the Redbirds Tuesday at Bowling Green for a Brandon DeVault retired the fi­ turned Musketeer errors into big single game against the Falcons. nal two batters to save the win. rallies to capture three of four The next Xavier home game will Mter a 9-5 loss Wednesday to games. Xavier's lone victory in be next Wednesday against the Wildcats in which the Muskies the pair of doubleheaders came Hanover College, game time at 3 TM outhit Kentucky 11-6 but com- in the opener, iri which southpaw p.m. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE - WEEK OF APRIL 6, 1994 - PAGE 9 Passing of the guard: Prosser replaces Gillen

"1 thought if I left he was the one they he's goingtotrytogctitdonc," said Walker. Able assistant returns ·were going to hire," Gillen said of Prosser. Expectations in the shadow of Gillen 's "He's a perfect fit." legacy at Xavier will be something Prosser BY EMME'IT Pnossmt bids to· ·t.hc Gillen said Prosser's success can be will have to contend with as the new head THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE NCAA Tour- attributed to his ability to teach basket­ coach. 11ament seven ball. Prosser said Gillen's shadow is some­ Skip Prosser is rcturni11g to Xavier to times, and ad-· "He loves to teach the game of basket­ thing he cannot let himself worry about. take over the reigns of the men's basket­ vanccd be­ . ball. That's the sign of a true teacher and "If I got wrapped up in that, it wouid ball prngra111 after the departure of his yond the first· coach," Gillen said. overwhelm me," Prosser said. "ljusthave for.mer boss, Pete Gilkn. round· of the Prosser said he plans to have his team to worry about working hard." "I can't waii-togethack anclgetstartcd," tou r·namen t play a similar style of up-tempo basketball While placing responsibility for team Prosser said. "I look forward to meeting four of those . that Xavim· players and fans have become leadership and chemistry on his senior with the current players and talking to the seven appear­ accustomed to under Gillen. players, Prosser said he will remain ac­ incoming recruits about our expectations ances. "My philsophy in basketball is simple," countable for his team's performance. for the future." As Gillen's · Prosser said. "I like pressure and I like to "I offer no grand promises, but in the Those cxpecations are high, thanks to assistant, play fast." end I'll also offer no excuses," Prosser the season-to-season momentum btiilt hy Prosser was Beyond wins and losses, Prosser said said. Xavier's men's basketball program under· recruiting co­ his chief goal is to make his players live up Prosser inhel'its a team with seven re­ Gillen. ordinator for six years. As coordinator, to their abilities. turning scholarship players including four "With Skip Prosser as our new head Prosser played a par·tin recruiting current "I believe God gave us certain talents to seniors, a redshirt freshman, and four coach, we will not only continue this mo­ NBA players Tyrone Hill and Derck use, and to not maximize those talents is to signed 1·ecruits. mentum but accelerate it," said Xavier Strong, as well as probable first round cheat yourself and to cheat God," he said. Xavier officials are thrilled with _having Athletic Director Jeff Foge~son. "Skip's NBA draft choice Brian Grant. "My role is to push these guys to do as well Prosser back as head coach, said Michael arrival energizes all of us." Almost exactly one year ago, Prosser as they can." J Conaton, chairman of Xavier's board of Prosser was the first assistant hired by left Xavier to be named head coach at Former Xavier guard Jamal Walker trustees. Gillen at Xavier and spent eight years as Loyola College of Maryland. In his one said Prosser will expect no more from his "When we developed the coach's pro­ Gillen's top assistant. Prosser was head year at Loyola, Prosser inheritetf a pro­ players than he gives himself. file, we established standards that, if met, coach at Central Catholic High in Wheel­ gram that won only two games the season "I can tell you right now he's going to would produce the ideal candidate," ing, West Virginia before coming to Xavier prior and went 17-13, making the NCAA put blood, sweat, and tears into his job, Conaton said. "Xavier is fortunate to be · · in 1985. With Prosser as top assistant, tournament forthe first time in the school's l lOpercent, and everything you ask him to introducing a proven coach and teacher Xavier compiled a record oflB0-67, earned histor'.y. do basketball-wise and community-wise, who scored 100 percent on our final exam." Out with the old In with the ne-w

what Gillen and with questions about un- Nine years ago, Pete candidate for not just XU, to throw cheese at the his players ac­ der-achievement. Gillen took a chance but other schools as well. bench instead of ice complished. Gillen dido 't say that, hiring a high school coach Loyola of Maryland cubes. Emmett He was but youcanbetitwason his from West Virginia named went 2-25 only thirteen Last year, after the Prosser courted by 1nincl. Skip Prosser. months ago. When heartbreaking loss to Villanova, Vir­ "Thoseweren 'tthemain When Xavier an- Prosser took over, the Indiana, I went to shake ginia and Notre reasons," Gillen said. "I'd nounced last week that Loyola program was Prosser's hand, and I Dame among be lying though, if they Prosser would be the new somewhere below the expressed how proud I Sports editor others. But his weren't in the mix some- coach, there were no underground. was to be associated with roots we1·e still in where." question marks. Prosser told his team a program that displayed the cast. He still XU fans dido 't realize Jeff Fogelson wasn't they were going to the such composure and XU supporters cursed knew where his home was. what they had-202 victo- throwing darts at a hoard NCAA tournament. A class. and muttered under their "I knew bnfore I got on ries and seven NCAA ap- when he began and ended couple of the players were "We do that every day, b1·eath after Pete Gillen the plane l was going," pearances in nine years. his search for the man bold enough to laugh, but not just today, Emmett," took a coaching job at Gillen said. "It was a gut­ 22.4 wins a year. that wouid replace the at the end of the season, Prosser said. Providence College. feeling." "We'll miss him," said winningest coach in LU was 17-12 and in the "He's an excellent Gillen knew people Gillen was frustrated MikeHawkins. "Healways Xavier history. NCAA first round. No teacher," said Gillen. would b1! upset. Maybe despite the new conference told us to reach for the sky He wasn't dumping more laughing. Prosser even gives that's why he ran into Xavier will be joining soon because if we missed we'd quarters into slot ma- "Among the myriad of homework to his players. Bcllarmine Chapel the day (the Atlantic 10) and the be near the stars." chines or rolling dice. He concerns I had when Pete They have to bring after he announcecollege basketball. We finished his career with accelerate it." hell at his opponents, but the Musketeer faithful for Sara-Lee schedule, poor too a pretty good situation 202 victories. Prosser Prosser is the perfect he will give the other team forgiveness. student support at home and helped build on it." was on the bench for 180 replacement for a man forty minutes of head- Probably though, Gillen games, looses to teams XU I'd say-22.4 wins per of them~ that will be hard to aches. was thanking the Jesuit should have beaten and year was a pretty good situ- But it was last year's 1·eplace. His desire to win Gillen's gone, but no university for the opportu­ being second fiddle to Cin­ ationforPete'ssake. Don't achievements that helped and win the right way will XU fan needs ibuprofen nities that arose, because of cinnati and having to deal you agree? Prosser become a leading make the Rat Pack want with Prosser at the helm. mmw~™'~m~~~}.~illi•mmmll!;:l''mi.~~&~~1rSiWlmmmmmm~~~t1m1~im1l~m•~~mm•mm~m-~~fflil·~~~~*~~~---~i>m.~a THE XAVIER Nrnsw1RE - WcEK OF APRIL 6, 1994 - PAGE 10

~ < .. ~:::.. :-::.--::::. .-=:;$;~ ..)~~-::~ :-: ...... ";:~...... :&:: ....':. '"'*':-"~»" vv- .. w Major league baseball has new look $30 Nails • $22 Pedicure . . ~~ BY KIPP llANu;Y ing pitching. The Braves will feel he impressive, the Baltimore Ori­ the heat from the Expos with their ~les will capture their first divi­ Tm: XAVIER NEWSWIRE D8Sl1Nai/s ~·\ fearsome threesome· of Marquis sion title in the '90's. The acquisi­ Once again, it's time for Grissom, Larry Walker, and tion of Chris Sabo and Rafael America's greatest pastime. With Moises Alou. Palmeiro will help holster an in­ 4200 Montgomery IUMld the arrival of a new season, there National League Central: The consistent offense .. while Sid Sulte202 Norwood. Ohio 45212 is always fresh faces, new uni­ Central will he the most competi­ Fernandez will take some of the 351-6864 forms, and a certain feeling that tive division in the ·National heat off Mike Mussina and the Upslalnl From Dr. Helgerlck this year will finally he the year League with theAstros, Reds, and rest of the rotation. for your team. The 1994 major Cardinals jockeying for position American League Central: For league baseball season will bring the whole way. If the Reds' clos­ the first time in a very long while, you this plus much more. ers do the job, Cincinnati could the Cleveland Indians will he di­ Two new stadiums in Arling­ he playing in October. I'll give the vision contenders. However, the ton and Cleveland along with key nod to the St. Louis, though, who Indians staff will have to have off-season acquisitions by both have a solid offensive and defen­ career years to heat outthe White the Rangers and Indians will give sive lineup as well as a decent Sox. Led by Cy Young winner this year a little spice of excite­ t't•li1·f crew. Jae~ McDowell and MVP Frank ment for the fans. National League West: Find Thomas, Chicago will once again However, the most noticeable out the address of Candlestick sec postseason. change this year is the realign­ Park and mail them the division American League West: This ment of the divisions. Gone are title in April. Without the Br·aves _division will he the most competi--- the pennant races of September. to contend with and the pickup of · tive division that nobody really Here to stay are six competitive starting pitcher Mark Portugal,. cares about. The frontrunnel's divisions andeight playoff teams. Barry Bonds. and Co. will walk will he Texas and Seattle while Here's my picks for the summer: away with the title. the youthful Angels could con­ National League East:_ The American League East: They tend as late as September. The ~~ast will not only boast the best are as many as four teams that division will eventually come down

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1) .Tam miniature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. 2) Use your Mastercard to pay for your Visa and vice versa. 3) Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4) When someone says have a nice day tell them you have other plans. 5) Make a list of things to do that you have already clone. 6) Dance naked in front of your pets. 7) Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre­ school as if nothing was wrong. 8) Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals. 9) Tape pictures of your boss to watermelons and launch them from high places. 10) Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives. 11) Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead. 12) Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. 13) Buy a subscription of Sleazoid Weeldy and send it to your boss' wife. 14) Pay your electric bill in pennies. 15) Drive to work or school in reverse. -file photo 16) Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. Tk·kets are still available 1i1 the S.A. C. qfficejor The Samples (pictured here,.from left to right, Al 17) Tell your boss (professor) to blow it out his mule and let him Laughlin, Sean Kelly, Andy Sheldon, and Jeep MacNichol). They willpeiform Thursday 11ight 1i1 the figure it out. Xavier Armory. 18) Sit naked on a hard boiled egg. 19) Polish your car with earwax. 20) Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidcle mes­ sages. 21) Start a nasty rumor and see if you can recognize it when it comes hack to you. Sample The Samples 22) Braid the hairs in each nostril. 23) Write a short story using alphabet soup. BY PAMELA H. LEAHIGH 24) Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend record is soon picked up by a record. The Samples begin their they 're in jail. THE XAVIER NEWSWIRE major label. fourth consecutive year of tour­ 25) Make a language up and ask people for directions in it. November 1991: After leaving the ing. Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it For those of you· who don't major label, The Samples release hack. know much about The Samples Underwater People, a collection WHAT'S NEW WITH THE and are debating about whether of live and studio tracks. SAMPLES? JESUS AND ELVIS • COINCIDENCE OR COSMIC PLAN? or not to go to S.A.C.'s Spring April 1992: W.A.R.? (What are •They start recording their new Jesus is the Lord's sheperd; Elvis dated Cybil Sheperd. Concert, here's a little something records?) opens its doors and album in two months. Jesus was a carpenter; Elvis' favorite class is wood shop. to help you decide. signsTheSamples. Theirsecond • They just fmished making a Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity; Elvis' first band was a trio. For those of you out there who studio album, No Room, is re- documentaryusingthevideofoot­ Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had twelve members; Elvis' are Samples fans, here are some leased. An 18 month tour fol- agethey'veshotforthepastseven entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had twelve members. tidbits about your favorite band lows. years. They will be sold at the Jesus and Elvis are Capricorns .. that you may have not known September 1992: The Samples concerts or can he ordered Jesus is the Lamb of God; Elvis had mutton chop sideburns. before. concert at Red Rocks in through the mail. Jesus' Father is everywhere; Elvis' father was a drifter and Morrison, Coloradodraws6,000 • They were invited to meet the moved around a lot. WHO ARE THEY? people. Queen of England. Jesus said "Love thy neighbor"; Elvis said "Don't he cruel." Sean Kelly: guitar, vocals March 1993: "The Tonight Show •Al won a baking contest and was Jesus' countenance was like lightning and his raiment was as Andy Sheldon: bass, vocals with Jay Leno" welcomes The invitedtoparticipateinTheGreat white as snow; Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning Jeep MacNichol: drums, percus­ Samples. NBC reports a record American Bake Off in New York bolts. sion, vocals number of ticket requests for the City but couldn't go because they Jesus walked on water (Matthew 14:25); Elvis surfed on water Al Laughlin: keyboards, vocals show. . were on tour. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount: 1965). Summer 1993: Featured per- •Jeep was asked to he in a CBS Matthew was one of many of Jesus' biographers ( Tiie Gospel A BRIEF HISTORY formers on the H.O.R.D.E. Fes- after- school special. Accordin,f to Matthew); Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' April 1987: The Samples per- tival. 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• Tonight, somewhere on the Ohio River, there will be a boat filled with a bunch "In the ho11.se I once used, there~ a psycho 011 the loose, mu/ he~ playir1g w1ih of fools going nowhere. Call it the proverbial "Ship of Fools." It is the whatever annual theji1Se efa bomb there!" -Catherine Wheel "Boat Dance." All of you romantics can take your objects of desire to the event of a lifetime. I went last year and spent way to much money on water-downed drinks, but You know what. I had such a good time doing "Thesaurus Week" that I decided I had a good time nonetheless. Mueho costoso. B.e down at the dock by 10:30 p.m. to have international week. The language of choice is Spanish. So whenever I deem it necessary, I will insert a word from the Spanish language. Again, all foreign words will be highlighted. sabado • Hey, the Cincinnati Reds have a great day for all who want to suffer through it. miercoles Vamos down to Riverfront Stadium and maybe you can catch a foul ball. Oh what stories you can tell your grandkids about this day.The game starts at2:15 p.m. and • Ever since the Romero Center stopped having their International Coffee Hour tickets cost roughly $3.50-11.50. I feel so incomplete. iZureido! JUeves• domingo • The Xavier Jazz Piano Series has another concert. Geoff Keezer (whoa!) will play • For all of you who complain that there is nothing to do on this campus. That at 7:30 p.m. in the University Center Theater. Tickets are a whopping 14 smackers. the campus is "so opaco." Well, I have some news that mayjust make your lifo a little brighter. 'The Samples arc coming! The Samples are coming! Oh boy. Oh joy. I guess that it is in the Armory and I assume that it starts at8p.m. AU of you\\ ho are students lunes will owe the doorman 8 smackers, and those of you who areanti-studcnts will have to cough up 10 dollars. Pasar un buen rato vez (?). • Joe Benninger, Xavier Alumnus, will show some slides about his t1·ip around the • Seinfeld is on T.V. anoche. world. It is Today at 1:30 p.m. in Kelley Auditorium. • Do you want to know where I will be Thursday? I will he down al Sudsy's watching the best hand in this part of the world. That would be Fef!dcr. There arc martes playing with Suh Pop recording artist Seaweed. It should be a great show, with a lot • Today is my Birthday. You can celebrate it by going to a student recital in the of fun things to do. The show should start around 10 p.m. "jFeliz ~a,;dad!" Cash Room of Logan Hall. It starts a! 7 p.m. a!1d it is Free.

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