09 In Honor to Our Own
BISHOP JAMES M. THOBURN,
Most Favored of Allegheny’s Sons,
This Volume is Dedicated A LIFE SKETCH.
James Mills Thoburn was born near St. Clairsville, Ohio, on March 7, 1836. Parents were Scotch-Irish, who came to Am erica in 1825. H e was brought up on a farm, and in his boyhood was familiar with farm life. At fourteen his father died, and this led to family changes which resulted in opening his way to college. He accordingly entered Allegheny College on August 21, 1851. Two years later he left college and de voted two years to teaching in order to replenish his slender purse. Returning in 1855, he resumed his studies, and on June 25, 1857, graduated. From the college he proceeded immediately to Greentown, where he accepted the post of junior preacher on what was then called the Greentown Circuit. The following year he was admitted on trial to the Pittsburg Conference and re appointed to the same place. In the course of this year he accepted a call to missionary work in India, and in May, 1859, he sailed for Calcutta from Boston, via the Cape of Good Hope route, landed in Calcutta on August 21, and proceeded to North India, and entered upQn the work which absorbed the following fifty years of his life. He was elected Mission ary Bishop for India and Malaysia in May, 1888, which office he held until released, at his own request, in May, 1908. He now sustains the relation of a "Retired Missionary Bishop,” in which relation he finds much missionary work to do in his home land, but he does not expect again to engage in active service in India or elsewhere. During his long service in India he became widely known, and extended his movements far beyond the boundaries of India. He was the first Methodist missionary to attempt to plant mission in the Malaysia islands, including the Philippines. FOREWORD
Primarily, this volume is not a fraternity magazine. Although the success, both editorially and financially, must be credited to the Greeks of Allegheny, as the year book made its initial appearance in 1888, to-day a transition has been effected. This book represents the united effort of the student body. A better Allegheny is the spirit at work, through chosen representatives. Therefore, to that degree in which human frailty can deal out justice, faculty and fellow student you have your due apportionment. II est Uni, soit. BOARD OF EDITORS. EDITORIAL STAFF
Edltor-ln-Chlef Paul C. Deemer, 2 A E
Business Manager R. E. Boyd, * K $
Arts Committee W. L. Stidger, $A®, Chairman J. R. Keister, *K+ Mary Nichols, KKT
Events Committee Margaret Beebe, © 2 , Chairman Raymond B. Drum, 2 A E A. J. Nelson
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Illustration Committee Geo. H. Ruhling, Chairman Clara Wheeling, AXfi R. G. Wedderspoon BOARD OF TRUSTEES
Ex-Officlo. His Excellency Edwin S. Stuart, Governor of the Commonwealth. Hon. James T. Mitchell, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Hon. M. Hampton Todd, Attorney General.
Lay Trustees. Harvey Henderson ...... Allegheny " Not a mircr book, not a jrrr book. William Thomas ...... Meadville Hut a gear book.” John J Henderson, LL.D ...... M eadville Theodore L. Flood, D.D., LL.D ...... Meadville Jonathan Hamnett, D.D ...... Meadville John A. W ood ...... Pittsburg William S. Foltz,...... New Castle *James W. L ee ...... Pittsburg *Rev. James R. Mills, D.D ...... Cleveland, O. Rev. Joseph W . Miles, D .D ...... M cKeesport John C. Bardall Moundsville, W. Va. Frank A. A rter ...... Cleveland, O. James P. Colter ...... M eadville James W. Kinnear ...... Pittsburg Gorton B. C h a s e ...... Greenville Rev. Thomas H. Woodring, D.D ...... Johnstown Rev. Andrew C. Ellis, D.D Oil City Rev. James M. Bray, A.M ...... Westfield, N. Y. Rev. William H. Crawford, D.D., LL.D ...... M eadville John E. Rigg, M.D ...... Wilkinsburg Durbin Horne ...... Pittsburg • Deceased. Edward Appleyard Jamestown, N. Y. Robert B. M urray ...... Youngstown, O. Wesley B. B est ...... Meadville *Rev. Russell F. Keeler, D.D ...... Middlefield, O. Rev. Thomas N. Boyle, D.D ...... Crafton Jesse C. McDowell...... Pittsburg William S. Sm ith ...... M eadville John V. R itts ...... Butler Charles M iller ...... Franklin John S. C raig ...... Allegheny Edward H. U tley ...... Pittsburg Harry G. Sampson ...... Pittsburg Austin Blakeslee ...... Du Bois Rev. Noble G. Miller, D .D ...... Blairsville Truman D. Collins ...... Nebraska A. M. Schoyer ...... Pittsburg Nelson A'. R i s t ...... Dawson John J. Carter ...... Titusville Rev. J. C. McDonald New Castle Arthur L. Bates ...... M eadville Simpson S. Ford ...... Cleveland, O. Robert B. Ward ...... Pittsburg C. E. W elch ...... Westfield, N. Y. Bishop James M. Thoburn, D.D., LL.D ...... M eadville Sarah B. Cochran ...... Dawson • Deceased. Officers of the Board Frank A. A rter ...... President John J. Henderson ...... ,. .Vice-President William S. Smith ...... Secretary Theodore L. Flood ...... Treasurer Executive Committee William H. Crawford ...... Chairman Theodore L. Flood ...... Secretary William Thomas. John J. Henderson. Frank A. Arter.
FACULTY
JONATHAN HAMNETT, D-D. * B K Professor Emeritus. A.B., Allegheny College, 1839; A.M., Allegheny College, 1843; D.D., University of Missouri, 1869; Professor o f Latin Laguage and Literature, Allegheny College, 1845-1873; Vice President, Allegheny College, 1862-84; Professor Mathematics and Astronom y, Allegheny College, 1882-84; Emeritus Professor of Philosophy. Allegheny College, 1884; Librarian, Allegheny College, 1884-1906.
WILLIAM T. DUTTON, C.E. B S t t * B K Professor of Mathematics and Civil Engineering. C.E., Dartmouth College, 1876; Professor o f Mathematics and Vice-Prlnclpal, C. V. S., Normal School, 1881-86; Professor of Mathe matics, Edlnboro Normal School, 1886-90; present position, 1890.
WILLIAM A. ELLIOTT, L.H.D. d> A 0 , d> B K Professor of Greek Language and Literature. A.B., Allegheny College, 1889; A.M., Allegheny College, 1892; L.H.D., Dickinson College, 1902; American School o f Classical Studies, Athens, 1894-5; Principal Preparatory School. Allegheny College, 1889-92; Professor of Latin and Greek, 1892-4; member American Philological Association; member Archaeological Institute of America; Registrar, 1895-1907; Vice President, 1907; present position, 1892.
ERNEST A. SMITH, Ph. D. B © n ,
Doctor of Humanities. Robert A. Armstrong. Doctor of Divinity. Daniel W. Howell. Ralph B. Urmy. Weldon. Pollock Grant. Master of Arts. Ira Jesse Dunn. Albert Clarence Saxman. Bachelor of Arts. Archibald Dickson Andrews. Lillian Hepflnger. Ethel Aurelia Andrews. Otto Henry Houser. Richard Parker Andrews. Merle William King. Wynona Baker. Maxwell John Lick. Vera Bash. Leroy Isaiah Lord. Mabel Alicia Beatty. Fnnnle Winifred Lyon. Josette Hilda Beebe. Richard Addison Lyon. Mary Louise Bond. Elma McGranahan. Oscar Minns Brown. William Thompson Mackey. COLLEGE Charles Winfield Burchard. William Lord McKinney. Richard Beatty Callahan. Arthur Devoe Powell Miller. Thomas Archlbold Colter. Nulu Nihllson Neale. Fred Broughton Cooley. Charles Orley Peters. Edward Francis Crowe. Harrletto Bell Phillips. Wahnita Bernice Dnnford. Joseph Dover Pratt. Jane Lyster Dermitt. Albert Addison Reavley. !V Elizabeth Katherine Etter. Bess Vera Rist. CLA55E5 $ Earle McAdams Giesey. Raymond Robert Russell. £ •!• Florence May Grauel. Louis W oodside Sherwin. xy y Charles Thomas Greer. Ralph C. Siggins. y May Esther Hart. Carrie Lillian Sowash. X Olga Rlene Henry. Donald Steadman Thomas. William Evan Thomas. | I Bachelor of Selene®. Joseph Marshall Blake. Fran cis Irvine. William Arthur Cappeau. Karl Andrew Miller. Frank Calvin Flaugh. Hugh Melvin Nelson. v Y Clifford Sherman Fullerton. Archie C • Perry. Robert Ginn. Frank Glenroy Smith. I i Harry Homer Stanley. |Y Bachelor of Letters. Lucy Helen Wright. * 28 Photo by Fowler L Mould M L. . W . . i s sin u o C F. B. Lenore L ytle ytle L Lenore al . r e m e e D C. Paul Yell—Rickety-ax! Co-ax! Co-ax! Co-ax! Co-ax! Yell—Rickety-ax! ...... What’s the matter with all o f you? you? f o all with matter the What’s White and Blue, Blue and White! White! and Blue Blue, and White Hullaballoo! Co-ax! Hullaballoo! Co-ax! Rlckety-ax! 99 Ses l right! all She’s 1909! oosWie n Blue. and Colors—White Officers.
Secretary Vice-President Treasurer President I W ILLIAM JAMES AIKEN—Classical. lodern Language. Phi Gamma Delta. W. C. A. ’08; Treasurer Y. W. C. A. Assistant Manager Campus '06; Vice-President Sophomore Cls-hs; Ixecutive Board; Treasurer Tennis President Junior Class; Associate Editor Literary Monthly; lub. Manager Track Team ’09; Quill Club; Classical Club. E”— The Minerva of Hulings “A POOL THERE WAS”—One of the unfortunates id spoke Greek at five. B u t’s corailed in the ’09 round-Up by one of Prexie’s hot air shooters. ired that there is a sweetheart Known to the fame through the pusillanimous (see W ebster the veracity of the statement. for effect) “ego.” A regular gosh-dang-it. Has a natural weakness for blondes, which at times approaches a mild form of insanity.
LEE LANDSEER BENEDICT—Engineer. J— Latin-Scientific. Foot B all ’05-’09, Captain ’ O7-’08; Basket Ball ’09; Base Ball ’05-*09; Thoburn Club. President Block "A" Society; Executive Committee of Applied Science; Track ’06. . aspirations for a medical mis- merciful to his tough old hide.. “ALM OST A HERO”— He plays that cool heady game. Never dabbled much in love, but already has a corner on the lemon crop. The pet of the Cochran Hall bowling alleys. Will guide a transit with that degree of accuracy which characterized his gridiron prowess.
LAURA EDITH BETHUNE— Latin-Modern Language- Engineer. Girls’ Glee Club ’06; Secretary Y. W. C. A. ’07; Vice-President "V. W. iu Delta. C- A. ’09; Secretary-Treasurer Executive Board Hullngs H all; Blty Foot Ball (1) (2) (3) (4); Secretary College Council; Chairman Social Committee Senior lub (2 ) (4). Class; German Cluh. ■dern Beau Brummel, with the “LO VE W ATCH ES”— Especially fond of Mr. Aiken. Has :ctly responsible for the failure come out of a year’s work on the Discipline Committee With s a position on the life-saving reputation untarnished and temper unspoiled. : summer. 80 WILLIAM JAMES AIKEN- HAZEL BULLOCK— Latin-Modern Language. Phi Gam Chairman Missionary Committee Y. W. C. A. ’08; Treasurer Y. W. C. A. ’09; Girls’ Basket Ball ’08; Executive Board; Treasurer Tennis Assistant Manager Campus ’06; President Junior Class; A Association ’07; Scientific Club. Manager Track Team ’09; 1 “THE RETURN OF EVE”—The Minerva of Hulings “A FOOL THERE W A Hall. Lisped Latin at two and spoke Greek at five. But’s corailed in the ’09 round-up by human ‘for a’ that.’ It is rumored that there is a sweetheart Known to the fame through 1 at home, but we must question the veracity of the statement. for effect) “ego.” A regulai weakness for blondes, which a of insanity.
LEE LANDSEER BENED 1 GEORGE HENRY CLULOW— Latin-Scientific. Foot Ball ’06-’09, Captain ’07-’08; Scientific Club; Thoburn Club. President Block "A” Societ Science; Track ’06. “THE UNKNOW N”— Has aspirations for a medical mis sionary. May the cannibals be merciful to his tough old hide.. “ALMOST A HERO”—I Never dabbled much in love, lemon crop. The pet of the Will guide a transit with t characterized his gridiron prc
LAURA EDITH BETHUNI RALPH RICHARD COLE— Engineer. Girls’ Glee Club ’06; Secretary Y. Delta Tau Delta. C. A. ’09; Secretary-Treasu Society of Applied Science; Varsity Foot Ball (1) (2) (3) (4); Secretary College Council; Mandolin Club (2) (4). Class; German Club. “LITTLE NEMO”— A modern Beau Brummel, with the “LOVE WATCHES”—Es agility of a young hippo. Directly responsible for the failure com e out of a year’s w ork on of the Delt Commissary. Has a position on the life-saving reputation untarnished and t< crew at Conneaut Lake for the summer. Modern Language. WILSON GIFFIN COLE— Classical. )ha Epsilon. Phi Delta Theta. College Orchestra; Manager Kaldron Winner Class ’90 Oratorical Contest ’08; Winner Wakefield Contest '09; i ’09; Manager Base Ball ’09; Quill Representative to Tri-State Contest ’09; Classical Club; Tho- • Class. burn Club. THE GALLOWS.” A howard- “OUR NEW MINISTER”—Already p My s i ce. Well named “Cussit.” As wl L !. .t 1 :t >i v. o; m With a little common sense word, and the “stung” mortals tacked on to some ‘Stidger hot blast,’ Wilson pulled a prize. Has a bunk engaged on Charon’s raft.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN COUSINS— Classical. D ELKIN— Classical. Scientific Club; Treasurer Senior Class; German Club. Manager of College Book Store ’07- boratory ’09; Glee Club; Quill Club; “WIZARD OF OZ”—A man of queer eccentricities. Tub. Gained the title of un-Christian in his Freshman year, by his cent man, convicted solely on too strenuous worship of the God Bacchus, sprinkled with a store graft). Jumped the traces touch of Thursday night sessions (not prayer meeting). nic in our little athletic world, Didn’t blossom until his sister left school. ained.
WILLIAM CHARLES CRAVNER—Classical. Phi Pappa Psi. Classical. President Freshman Class; Winner Wakefield Oratorical Contest ’09; Theta. Winner Tri-State Oratorical Contest ’07; Freshman Debater; mlttee; President Thoburn Club ’09; Varsity Debater ’09; Associate Editor Campus; Manager Literary President Athletic Association ’08. Monthly ’09. ie of the bunch whose expenses “THE DEVIL”— About as crazy as you find them and LRaff. But a nervy individual, yellow, too! A well tied-up bundle of ability. Enrolled in e in Athletics I., II., without a ‘Prep.’ when it was only a half-grown Ward School. Leaned who doesn’t believe in love. toward the ministry— and fell! 82 PAUL C. DEEMER— Latin-Modern Language. WILSON GIFFIN COLE— Cla Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Phi Delta College Band ’05-’06', Leader ’06; College Orchestra; Manager Kaldron Winner Class ’90 Oratorical Contest ’( ’08; Editor-in-Chief Kaldron ’09; Manager Base Ball ’09; Quill Representative to Tri-State G Club; Vice-President Senior Class. burn Club. “IN THE SHADOW OF THE GALLOWS.” A howard- “OUR NEW MINISTER'! hearted man, softened by Grace. Well named “Cussit.” As W I : ' i !. .t 1 t : l V of 111 11.,. editor of Kaldron it’s his by-word, and the “stung” mortals tacked on to some ‘Stidger hot 1 will never cease using it. Has a bunk engaged on Charor
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN COUi CORTLANDT WHITEHEAD ELKIN— Classical. College Band; College Choir ’09; Manager of College Book Store ’07- Scientific Club; Treasurer Sen ’09; Assistant In Biology Laboratory ’09; Glee Club; Quill Club; Classical Club; Scientific Club. “WIZARD OF OZ”—A m Gained the title of un-Christian i “THE THIEF”— An innocent man, convicted solely on too strenuous worship of the Go circumstantial evidence (book store graft). Jumped the traces touch of Thursday night sessii once, and almost caused a panic in our little athletic world. Didn’t blossom until his sister lei But nothing risked, nothing gained.
WILLIAM CHARLES CRAVN Phi Pappa HARRY McKEE FISHEL—Classical. President Freshman Class; Winner W Phi Delta Theta. Winner Tri-State Oratorical Co Chairman General Missionary Committee; President Thoburn Club ’09; Varsity Debater '09; Associate E( Vice-President Y. M. C. A.; President Athletic Association ’08. Monthly ’09. “THE BACHELOR”— One of the bunch whose expenses “THE DEVIL”—About as cr in school are paid by the Riff-Raff. But a nervy individual, yellow, too! A well tied-up bun, who passed Dad Ling’s course in Athletics I., II., without a ‘Prep.’ when it was only a half-grc ruffled temper. A good chap, who doesn’t believe in love. toward the ministry— and fell! 32 JESSIE FRANCES FITCH— Latin-Modern Language. -Latin-Modern Language. Gym. Team ’03; Chairman Missions Theta Sigma. Y. M. C. A. Conventions at Toronto ton University, School of Theology; “SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER”— An expression present e. ed on most occasions. But when she smiles it is with the •radiance to melt the stoniest disposition. Doesn’t wear a issed up product of a defunct Carnegie medal, but will succeed in her own quiet way. beaten to a hard boiled finish •ter member of Meadville Order ntleman recall that as he hits definite reaction equal and op- y-
EDITH LUCINDA FUGATE— Classical. Kappa Kappa Gamma. RD— Latin-Modern Language, Classical Club; Member of Discipline Board ’09; Secretary of Sopho pa Gamma. more Class. Club; Washington Birthday Ban- mmittee. “HUMAN HEARTS”—-A living example of Love’s Sweet DREAM. Will follow her brave Theseus through the laby ?ELLA”— One of the original rinth of a Panama Canal with undying devotion. and animation of impassioned it of Allegheny’s social whirl. : loved the roistering Bill, the j :d Beany.
MARY BERTHA GREENE— Latin-Modern Language. L— Latin-Modern Language. Alpha Chi Omego. pha Theta. Scientific Club; Girls’ Basket Ball Team ’07-’09, Captain ’07; Toast of Pan-Heaven ’07; Kaldron Board ’08. rman Club.
“QUEEN OF THE MOULIN ROUGE”—“Greene” in ON”— Another of the unfortu- this case is scarcely synonymous with unsophisticated. ling generation. Not of the Slipped through four years of college without expulsion. cast all in a single turn of the Sh! ! ! those fire escapes. Since going to press (reference to P :et-tempered disposition, which Kaldron, not persons involved) Mary has added a Delt pin to After all, wherein does success her heterogeneous collection. HARRY GEARLD GREGG— Latin-Modern Language. JESSIE FRANCES FITCH— ( Local Editor Campus ’02; Captain Gym. Team ’03; Chairman Missions Theta S Y. M. C. A. ’01-’03; Delegate Y. M. C. A. Conventions at Toronto and Cleveland; Graduate Boston University, School of Theology; “SHE STOOPS TO CONQ 1 Member Pittsburg Conference. ed on most occasions. But w radiance to melt the stoniest “A SUBSTITUTE”—A passed up product of a defunct Carnegie medal, but w ill succee> generation. Has “old Hans” beaten to a hard boiled finish on Y. M. C. A. prayers. A charter member of Meadville Order of Moose. Let this pious gentleman recall that as he hits the ministry, there is always a definite reaction equal and op posite to any expended energy.
EDITH LUCINDA FUGATE- Kappa Kapp ANNA WALKER HAYWARD— Latin-Modern Language. Classical Club; Member of Dlscipllr Kappa Kappa Gamma. more C Secretary Junior Class; Classical Club; Washington Birthday Ban quet Committee. “HUMAN HEARTS”— A li DREAM. Will follow her bra “A STUBBORN CINDERELLA”—One of the original rinth of a Panama Canal with Gold “Dust” twins. The fire and animation of impassioned youth! Ever in the lime-light of Allegheny’s social whirl. A typical Pen Hell girl! She loved the roistering Bill, the animated Tom, and the devoted Beany.
MARY BERTHA GREENE—: JULIA MATHILDA HEIBEL— Latin-Modern Language. Alpha Chi Kappa Alpha Theta. Scientific Club; Girls’ Basket Ball of Pan-Heaven ’07; I Member German Club.
“QUEEN OF THE MOUi “A GODDESS OF REASON”— Another of the unfortu this case is scarcely synony nates left over from preceeding generation. Not of the Slipped through four years oi plunging sort, who delights to cast all in a single turn of the Sh! ! ! those fire escapes. Since wheel, but an easy-going, sweet-tempered disposition, which Kaldron, not persons involved) 1 improves each fleeting hour. After all, wherein does success lie? her heterogeneous collection. ELIZABETH GLADYS HOUGHTON— LR— Classical, Latin-Modern Language. appa Psl. Theta Sigma. Associate Editor Literary Monthly Class Representative on Washington’s Birthday Banquet Committee of ’90 Oratorical Contest; Glee Club ’06; Scientific Club. l Board ’08-’09.
“THE POWER OF LOVE”—Tall, stately debutante of YER”— A good half-miler, con- the modern Allegheny. Capable of that strong affection so -yard dash— he could almost, not vividly portrayed by Robert W. Chambers. One of the ut his cold reserve has checked Is. powers in Theta Sigma.
:WIS— Latin-Modern Language. Tau Delta. [umnl Editor Literary Monthly ’08; KATHERINE MAY ILLINGWORTH— ■nthly ’09; President Oratorical Asso- Latin-Modern Language. ’09; Varsity Debater ’09; Quill Club. Kappa Alpha Theta. -Floundering helplessly about on Y. W. C. A. Secretary ’08; Society Editor Campus ’08-’09; Delegate Y. W. C. A. Conference Mountain Lake Park ’09; Quill Club. Vorships a flaxen-haired, buxom nd carries himself as a real man. “FLOWER OF THE RANCH”— Fair, facinating, femi c world. Will edit the Woman’s ninity ! An adopted member of the “Stigah” family. Of the ress after paying his five dollar more desirable of the emigrant class.
dodern Language. ■lpha Theta. litor Campus; Quill Club; Secretary CHARLES W ESLEY JOHNSON— Classical. tudent Government Association ’09; mtlon; Member of General Committee President Teutonic Organization ’09; Senior Debator ’09; Classical Club; Forum. lquet ’08.
“CAPTAIN CARELESS”— A young man brave and well without a doubt. Very popular saturated with his own convictions. But he has that aggra eeply interested in Spirella— a vating habit of opening his mouth, then goes away, leaving it modern Desdemona betrayed by running. Has starred some in Allegheny’s political jobbery. 87 JOHN RIDINGER KEISTER— Classical. ELIZABETH GLADYS HQ 1 Phi Kappa Psl. Theta Associate Editor Campus ’07-’08; Associate Editor Literary Monthly ’08-’09; Second Prize Class of ’90 Oratorical Contest; Glee Club Class Representative on Washing! ’05-’09; Quill Club; Kaldron Board ’08-’09. ’06; Scien “THE VILLAGE LAW YER”—A good half-miler, con “THE POWER OF LOV tinually butting in on the ioo-yard dash— he could almost, not the modern Allegheny. Capal quite. Handsome chappy, but his cold reserve has checked vividly portrayed by Robert the advances of the fair co-eds. powers in Theta Sigma.
CHARLES FLETCHER LEW IS— Latin-Modern Language. Delta Tau Delta. Literary Editor Campus ’08; Alumni Editor Literary Monthly ’08; KATHERINE MAY ILLING Editor-in-Chief Literary Monthly ’09; President Oratorical Asso ciation ’09; Senior Debater ’09; Varsity Debater ’09; Quill Club.
Kappa Alp “THE SQUAW MAN”— Floundering helplessly about on Y. W. C. A. Secretary ’08; Society the sea of blind affection. Worships a flaxen-haired, buxom Y. W. C. A. Conference Mounta lassie of noted perversness, and carries himself as a real man. “FLOWER OF THE RAI Quite noted in the journalistic world. Will edit the Woman’s ninity! An adopted member oi Page on the Hartstown Express after paying his five dollar more desirable of the emigrant grad. fee.
LENORE LYTLE— Latin-Modern Language. Kappa Alpha Theta. Y. W. C. A. Cabinet; Alumni Editor Campus; Quill Club; Secretary CHARLES WESLEY JOHNS! Senior Class; President Student Government Association ’09; Delegate Mt. Holyoke Convention; Member of General Committee President Teutonic Organization ’0! Washington’s Birthday Banquet ’08. Club; F< “SIS HOPKINS”— Irish, without a doubt. Very popular “CAPTAIN CARELESS”—. with the “chain gang.” Deeply interested in Spirella— a saturated with his own convicti case of their “foreman.” A modern Desdemona betrayed by vating habit of opening his moui a handkerchief. running. Has starred some in 87 FLORENCE MAY McKINNEY— Classical. EES— Latin-Modern Language. Member Ossoll Literary Society; College Council; Y. W. C. A.; Chair uma Delta. man Inter-Collegiate Committee ’09; Delegate to Summer Con isociation ’08; Scientific Club; Man- ference '08; Classical Club. Basket Ball '09; President Oratorical Cabinet '09. “FLUFFY RUFFLES”— A young lady in whose praises no hymns of jollification dare be sung, although we are at a ”— Dabbles in love and politics loss to criticize. Never elected campustry, nor watched stars >tness of a dun mule doing a shoot as she held communion on the steps of Wilcox. so has a laugh like a pile driver, asions. But an optimistic young len (?) of Allegheny and will
JOHN HUDSON McKINNEY— Latin-Modern Language. J lS T O N — Member German Club; College Council. Latin-Modern Language. “THE EASIEST W AY”— Ardently advocates the simple Pha Epsilon. life as a universal panacea. May the law profession absorb >X-’05; Captain (2) (3). him eventually. A legal light in a thriving Community!!! : old war horse of classic football But a whole-souled gentleman. 'f earlier Alleghenians. Married eace.
MARY ELIZABETH McLAUGHLIN— !R— Engineer. Latin-Modern Language. appa Psi. Kappa Kappa Gamma. lerman Club; Society of Applied Junior Repller; German Club; Jteader, Girls’ Glee Club ’06. ember Block “A” Club; Basket Ball “MISS INNOCENCE”— A dark-eyed daisy gleaned from the verdant meadows of Springlooro’ ^ as Anna Held faded i now finishing his fourth season to a finish in the title role, and dreams of a future in the musical. This sensational run glare of the foot lights. Guardian angel of the Kappa’s little view and places the principal on ones. utt’s transit shooters. 39 FLORENCE MAY McKINNE STERLING GLENN McNEES— Latin-Modern Language. Member Ossoll Literary Society; Coll Phi Gamma Delta. man Inter-Collegiate Committei Secretary Tri-State Oratorical Association ’08; Scientific Club; Man ference '08; Classical Club. dolin Club *07-’09; Manager Basket Ball ’09; President Oratorical Association ’09; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet ’09. “FLUFFY RUFFLES”—A ; 110 hymns of jollification dare be “COUNTY CHAIRMAN”— Dabbles in love and politics loss to criticize. Never elected c alike, with the natural adaptness of a dun mule doing a shoot as she held communion on cotillion on roller skates. Also has a laugh like a pile driver, which is only used on rare occasions. But an optimistic young fellow, classed among the men (?) of Allegheny and will make good.
JOHN HUDSON McKINNEV WILLIAM JENKINS McQUlSTON— Member German Club; Latin-Modern Language. “THE EASIEST W AY”—Ai Sigma Alpha Epsilon. life as a universal panacea. Ma Varsity Foot Ball ’01--05; Captain (2) (3). him eventually. A legal light i “STRONGHEART”— The old war horse of classic football But a whole-souled gentleman. lore enshrined in the hearts of earlier Alleghenians. Married now, may his bones rest in peace.
MARY ELIZABETH McLAUC RALPH ERSKINE MILLER— Engineer. Phi Kappa Psi. Kappa Kappa President Sophomore Class; German Club; Society of Applied Junior Replier; German Club; E Science; Glee Club ’09; Member Block “A” Club; Basket Ball Manager ’08. “MISS INNOCENCE”— A d: the verdant meadows of Springb “HUMAN HEARTS”— Is now finishing his fourth season to a finish in the title role, and in Chas. Frohman’s famous musical. This sensational run glare of the foot lights. Guardia alone defies the early critic’s view and places the principal on ones. the successful list. One of Dutt’s transit shooters. 39 ETHEL MAE MILLS— Latin-Modern Language. Theta Sigma. >ULD— Y. W. C. A. Vice-President ’07, President ’09; Class Historian ’06; Latin-Modern Language. German Club; Quill Club; Y. W. C. A. Delegate to Silver Bay iu Delta. and Mt. Lake Park; Winner Class of ’90 Oratorical Contest ’09. Assistant Physical Director ’09; ; Vice-President Junior; President “THE FAIR CO-ED”—“When she had passed, it was like the ceasing of exquisite music.” Paradoxical, in that she worships Y. W. C. A. and Delta Tau Delta. A sure ils from a good family, but, O, cure for a blue day. • diversion, he hits the trail to sday and Saturday evenings, e Pen Hell wheel and now re; s a valued souvenir.
WILLIAM MILLWARD— Latin-Scientific. Assistant In Biology Laboratory; Second Place In Heckel Prize ’08; )LLS— Latin-Scientific. Scientific Club. pa Gamma.
“IN THE BISHOP’S CARRIAGE”— Has already con ’06; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet ’06-’07; usurer Scientific Club; Discipline quered one-half of the orient with that beaming countenance r Literary Monthly ’07; Kaldron and rotund expression. Was last seen in America with Doc Breed along Watson’s Run searching for Pterodactylia. Will get a key in return for the misery he has caused in Alleghe. nail, but majestic. A queenly Has gained the good will of mannerisms and an occasional rimony.
JOHN LYNN MINER— Latin-Modern Language. Phi Delta Theta. .atin-Scientific. Varsity Foot Ball ’05-’09; Base Ball ’07-’08; Chairman General Com i Theta. mittee Washington’s Birthday Banquet ’08. Class; Glee Club; Quartette ’08; Choir. “MAN OF THE HOUR”—Hail fellow, well met! Our “Tax” is truly a versatile man! Always on the firing line and -Let me take a nap until the not afraid to get his feet wet. Has signed up with the Sultan es me exceedingly, don’t you Imperials for season of 1910. into society in the same easy ETHEL MAE MILLS—Latin-Modern Language. )ULD— Latin-Modern Language. Theta Sigma. Y. W. C. A. Vice-President ’07, President ’09; Class Historian ’06; au Delta. German Club; Quill Club; Y. W. C. A. Delegate to Silver Bay Assistant Physical Director ’09; and Mt. Lake Park; Winner Class of ’90 Oratorical Contest ’09. | Vice-President Junior; President
“THE FAIR CO-ED”—“When she had passed, it was like the ceasing of exquisite music.” Paradoxical, in that ils from a good family, but, O, she worships Y. W. C. A. and Delta Tau Delta. A sure r diversion, he hits the trail to sday and Saturday evenings, cure for a blue day. e Pen Hell wheel and now re- s a valued souvenir.
WILLIAM M ILLW ARD—Latin-Scientific. DLLS— Latin-Scientific. Assistant In Biology Laboratory; Second Place In Heckel Prize ’08; Pa Gamma. Scientific Club. ' ’06; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet ’06-’07; iaurer Scientific Club; Discipline “ IN THE BISHOP’S CARRIAGE”— Has already con >r Literary Monthly ’07; Kaldron quered one-half of the orient with that beaming countenance and rotund expression. Was last seen in America with Doc Breed along W atson’s Run searching for Pterodactylia. Will Ball, but majestic. A queenly Has gained the good will of get a key in return for the misery he has caused in Alleghe. mannerisms and an occasional rimony.
JOHN LYNN MINER—Latin-Modern Language. -atin-Scientific. Phi Delta Theta. t Theta. Varsity Foot Ball ’05-’09; Base Ball ’07-’08; Chairman General Com Class; Glee Club; Quartette ’08; mittee Washington’s Birthday Banquet ’08. Choir.
~Let me take a nap until the “MAN OF THE HOUR” Hail fellow, well met! Our 'es me exceedingly, don’t you “Tax” is truly a versatile man! Always on the firing line and into society in the same easy not afraid to get his feet wet. Has signed up with the Sultan Imperials for season of 1910. ETHEL MAE MILLS—Latin Theta £ WILLIAM LEIGHTON MOULD— Y. W. C. A. Vice-President ’07, Pr Latin-Modern Language. German Club; Quill Club; Y. Delta Tau Delta. and Mt. Lake Park; Winner ( German Club; Gym. Team ’07; Assistant Physical Director ’09; Treasurer Sophomore Class; Vice-President Junior; President “THE FAIR CO-ED”—“V Senior Class. like the ceasing of exquisite i she worships Y . W . C. A. an “BILLY, THE KID”— Hails from a good family, but, O, cure for a blue day. the degeneracy of youth! For diversion, he hits the trail to Blooming Valley on Wednesday and Saturday evenings. Always held a firm grip on the Pen Hell wheel and now re; tains a spoke of said octopus as a valued souvenir.
WILLIAM MILLWARD—L e Assistant in Biology Laboratory; £ MARY GERTRUDE NICHOLLS— Latin-Scientific. Scientifh Kappa Kappa Gamma. Delegate to Silver Bay Conference ’06; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet ’06-'07; “IN THE BISHOP’S CA 1 Treasurer Quill Club; Treasurer Scientific Club; Discipline quered one-half of the orient w Board’ ’07; Exchange Editor Literary Monthly ’07; Kaldron and rotund expression. Was 1; ’08-’09. Breed along Watson’s Run seai “A WOMAN’S W AY”— Small, but majestic. A queenly get a key in return for the mis bearing, and fair to look upon. Has gained the good will of the college world by delightful mannerisms and an occasional giggle. Doomed early for matrimony.
JOHN LYNN MINER—Latir PERCY PAUL PARSONS— Latin-Scientific. Phi Delti Phi Delta Theta. Varsity Foot Ball ’05-’09; Base Bal mlttee Washington’s I Scientific Club; Treasurer Junior ClasB; Glee Club; Quartette '08; College Choir. “MAN OF THE HOUR”- “THE LAND OF NOD”— Let me take a nap until the “Tax” is truly a versatile man! excitement has passed! It bores me exceedingly, don’t you not afraid to get his feet wet. know! Pickles cats and butts into society in the same easy Imperials for season of 1910. * going fashion. Not a bad sort. « GEORGE H UTZE RUHLING, Engineer. EWART— Quill Club; Scientific Club; Society of Applied Science; German Latin-Modern Language. Club; Art Editor of Kaldron; Campus Cartoonist; Black "A" Scientific Club. Club. DD STILL”— A feather picked “THE CALL OF THE WIL-D”—Just as happy as though One of the species, which he was in his right mind. In his younger days troubled with ’rex had finished with him. many affaires du coeur, which resulted very disastrously. But where there’s life, there’s hope- WiJJ spend the rest of his days sketching cartoons for Tip Top Weekly.
PERRY BLAINE SCHAFFNER—Classical. Phi Gamma Delta. W ART— Latin-Scientific. Inter-Collegia-te Freshman Debate '0 6 ; Class Debate ’07-’08; Glee Club Theta. •09; Y M. C. A . Cabinet ’08; president Y. M. C. A. ’09; Delegate VarBlty Track Team (1) (2) (3); at Larjfe Athletic Association ’ 09; Class Speaker ’06-’08; Leader l '06; Senior Debater. Chapel Choir ’ 09; Classical Club Chairman ’09; Kaldron Board ’09. 1ND”— A bold, fearless youth, ial by his unlimited nerve. A WINE, WOMEN AND SONG”—So brimful of good g. High Mogul of the Thirteen humor, that it is continually sloPP*ng over and running down the sides. A credit to his Alrfia Mater! Wielded the “big stick” in Y. M. C. A.
FRED ALBERT SKELLIE— Latin-Scientific. Phi Kappa Pal. Track Team (2) (3) ; Exchange Editor Campus; Junior Debater Quill i Language, Club; Scientific Club. Block “A” Club. hi Omega. “A KNIGHT FOR A DAY'’—This very precocious youth ngton’s Birthday Banquet Commlt- was raised only Dn baled hay arid salt corn. Hence, he could ’08. never excel as did his brothers who grazed in rich pastures. JNS”— A good Christian soul, Fusses as a minor side issue. W ill peddle samples of Acme :n for the most down-trodden in Stove Polish after leaving college »ats high in Alpha Chi. a 43 GEORGE HUTZE RUHLINl CHARLES FRANKLIN STEWART— Quill Club; Scientific Club; Socl Club; Art Editor of Kaldroi Latin-Modern Language. Club. German Club, Scientific Club.
“THE CALL OF THE WI “THE MAN WHO STOOD STILL”—A feather picked he was in his right mind. In I from the tail of indifference. One of the species, which many affaires du coeur, which r< slipped out of college before Prex had finished with him. where there’s life, there’s hopi days sketching cartoons for T:
PERRY BLAINE SCHAFF 1 Phi Gami FRANK EVERHART STEWART—Latin-Scientific. Inter-Collegiate FreBhman Debate ’ Phi Delta Theta. ’09; Y M. C. A. Cabinet ’08; at Large Athletic Association Varsity Foot Ball (2) (3) (4); Varsity Track Team (1) (2) (3); Chapel Choir ’09; Classical < Captain Track Team ’06; Senior Debater. ’09. “A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND”—A bold, fearless youth, WINE, WOMEN AND who has created much scandal by his unlimited nerve. A humor, that it is continually si priceless aid in Sorority rushing. High Mogul of the Thirteen the sides. A credit to his A 1 Nasty Enigmas. stick” in Y. M. C. A.
FRED ALBERT SKELLIE- Phl Ka] Track Team (2) (3); Exchange Ed Club; Scientific Cli ANNA TARR— Latin-Modern Language. Alpha Chi Omega. “A KNIGHT FOR A DAV Member of German Club; Washington’s Birthday Banquet Commit was raised only on baled hay e tee ’08. never excel as did his brother “MY WIFE’S RELATIONS”—A good Christian soul, Fusses as a minor side issue. P who wears a cheerful smile even for the most down-trodden in Stove Polish after leaving coll this peevish world of ours. Bats high in Alpha Chi. GRACE THOMAS— Classical. Classical Club; Y. W. C. A. Treasurer; Delegate to Sliver Bay Con ference.
“BLUE MOUSE”— As sunny and sweet as a June morn ing. Spends most of her time buried in government docu ments and reports, but has time enough left to win her way into all our hearts.
CLARA WHEELING— Latin-Modern Language. l Alpha Chi Omega. Quill Club; Delegate to Nashville Convention ’06; Vice-President Y. W. C. A. ’07; Missionary Board ’08; Toast at Pan Heaven’08; Toast at Birthday Banquet ’09; Kaldron Board ’09.
“SALVATION NELL”— Many are called, but few chosen. Ready and willing, and ever master of the situation. Happy in that she never knew love and lost.
HELEN B. CROMWELL WHITE— Latin-Scientific. Kappa Alpha Theta. Member Scientific Club; Member of Kaldron Board ’08-’08.
“THE GIRL FROM RECTOR’S”— A badly jumbled-up mass of haughty dare deviltry and sarcasm. A character to be analyzed by a master hand. Moves only by inspiration and then with much precision. GRACE THOMAS— Classical. Classical Club; Y. W. C. A. Treasure ferenci
“BLUE MOUSE”— As sunn) ing. Spends most of her time ments and reports, but has time into all our hearts.
CLARA WHEELING—Latin-h Alpha Chi Quill Club; Delegate to Nashville Con C. A. ’07; Missionary Board ’08 at Birthday Banquet ’09; Kald
“SALVATION NELL”—Ma Ready and willing, and ever ma: in that she never knew love an
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Kane Kaufman, Rose M., © 2 Dunkirk, N. Y. Lamb. Plarold Henry, $ T A ...... Wilkinsburg McLean, Ellen Leone, K K T ...... Meadville McLean, Mabel Grace, A X 12 Union City 48 f Photo by Fowler Jesse Robinson Robinson Jesse Una D uffy ...... uffy D Una lr Stetson llery E L. C. H a rris.. rris.. a H C. L. elHpey Hpey Huss, Hlppety, Yell—Hippety, / A T / A O f t y *T O * H RUBQER THE tHE HTtB£ B TO t T H S T E ft H rs fc W O T GUSTS EftLCT D H P P U ILL W THEY Ho*/ n/ff/f/1 v " m ( s OOf# youR But nevertheless, we’ll just suggest suggest just we’ll nevertheless, But hr’ ntig h atr ih us. with matter the nothing There’s discuss; not we’ll point The ...... Officers...... simple- u Vice-President Treasurer Secretary President Smith, Mary, K K ...... Oakm ont SOPHOMORE CLASS HISTORY Snearline, Irene Elizabeth...... M eadville Sprouse, Anna Camden...... Monessen Stetson, Ellery Justin, A T A Cambridge Springs By J- W. Barkley. Stidger, Ivan Read, A ©...... M oundsville, W . V a. Stidger, William Leroy, A ®...... Oil City slowly unfolded before his very eyes. He gazed at it inertly White, Charles Mortland, d>K*...... M cKeesport for a moment, then noticed that some symbols were gradually White, John Merrill, 5 A E ...... California taking shape. Slowly, very slowly, letter after letter appeared, W ilkinson, Abram ...... Meadville until the whole sheet was changed into a yellowish-green Willson, Myra Adele...... Meadville poster. At its top he distinguished the words, “Greener Than H— 1” ; at the bottom appeared the signature, “The Sopho mores.” Oh, yes! He remembered it all now. It was the document which had heralded far and wide the arrival at Alle gheny college of the glorious class of nineteen hundred and eleven. He looked again, but as he looked the picture faded; only the black curtain remained. It was now hidden by flying dust, and the dreamer could only catch occasional glimpses of the mighty conflflict which was raging beyond. Now a flag, now a cane could be seen. But from far away he heard a dismal sound as the dying moan of a wounded soldier: Lost------! Lost------! The wind had borne it to his ears from De-forest. And so the scenes kept changing, showing now a football, now a basketball game, then a track meet. And each time the winds brought a-Cross from De-forest that despairing cry: Lost------! Lost------! ******* It was some minutes before the curtain could again be seen; a summer had passed. It was as if part II of a Glee Club program had been reached. Another poster appeared, verdant, and with the heading “Ye D n Freshmen.” And 55 again, from far away came that same wail; but it fell Shortt of its mark. More conflicts! More wails from that greenest class of nineteen twelve! But gradually the black curtain had be come brighter until it shone like pure gold, blinding for a moment the astonished dreamer. When he looked again, he saw in the distance a ship approaching. Its sails were of lavender and white, and there hung at its mast a flag, “ 1911.” Its captain was Uncle Sam, its figure-head the Goddess of Liberty. It vanished as suddenly as it had come. But out of the distance there came a familiar song. He listened, and was satisfied; “W e will rally ’round the standard, And will fight with all our might, For the never-fading glory Of the Lavender and White.” H istorian. Class Color*—Brown and Gold. Yell—Haec, Haec Que Qwelve, Alleghe! Alleghe! 1912. Officers. James D. Shortt...... President Ernest Parshall...... Vice-President Victoria Lord ...... Secretary William Maxwell...... Treasurer VERDANT FRESHMEN dalzell “bill” ...... ask “Tax” ; our hands are tied Class Boll. davis lin n ...... an improviso abbott wesley ernest... .pulled the ❖ freshmen thru Math. I davidson glen ...... young and painfully unsophisticated amon frank ow en...... a dull, m uddy, mettled rascal dean barbara...... a case of hidden possibilities anderson wilhelmina maria a Queen City rail splitter dclancey ‘'preach” was seen on the hill once this term angus lyman beecher...... hopes to be like grandy derby lillian a silhouette in the vivid verdure apple elmer albert the jovial Bob Acres dibble r o y ...... gone and forgotten ball b e n ...... * ...... a modern Hercules dickey frank ...... who left the gate open baum Chester alien travels by freight doane, arthur...... never gained notoriety belden wayne isaac...... what means this shouting donlin florence...... conspicuous------for h e r ------ bollman nellie may...... abiding her time dorworth ruth ...... “I just can’t make my eyes behave” bork, esther marie...... not a hopefull of Mrs. Huling’s evans Lilia blew in on a lake breeze borland carl alien ...... social aspirations? Never! fisher marie...... Sharon rose boyle anna a little fairy forman w illiam .. .a dream that vanished with the parting day brigham “chuck” ...... a good example of stored up energy geiss lid a...... “some one to make a fuss over me” brigham jack a fisherman of repute gibbons aUgusta...... “sunshine and roses come second to you brown edw in...... naught’s had, all’s spent goodrich Jennie...... a disciple of Diogenes canfield gerald...... back to the carbonated waters goodwin andrew jackson another just off the Panhadle cook charles...... Dut’s office boy gordon harold jackson like forman, but lacks the nerve cousins esther...... sister of “unchristian” gorham “izzy” ...... “Pillsbury’s best” 60 lockwood jane ...... no relation of “Lush” ham aker e d ...... a seer of visions lord elizabeth perfect in latin, in bible a star hamman howard a fool is happy that he knows no more lord victoria...... a young heart crusher hasely charles a New Castle long filler lore “chuck" suffers from a clogged safety valve herbster paul a regular “Honey Boy” lupher ilda...... “I’m a simple little lady” herpel fred ...... unknown to fame maclure cecilia...... a jolly young “Lyre” hill william adam ...... from a dug-out near Reynoldsville macelwain florence...... Ho! Fellows; a peach lijerpe anna...... not a later day emigrant mckay paul "melancholy mose” hofelt fred ...... harmless marhoffer charlotte reflects her sweetness in music divine hoffman charles...... from Beaver Seminary maxwell willard ...... freshie— without a doubt horton joseph ovid candidate for M. I. T. mechlin fred . a specimen for the Zoo hughes thomas------“ ------” noisy megirt margaret...... a charming little flirt hunt harrison...... buried in cynicism miller rolfe...... just a great big boy kline paul...... the college jum ping jack more “chug” ...... adrift on the sea of indifference kru g k a rl...... to be taken in small doses morrison “erie” ...... a poker shark lauffer C arolin e...... another of the family, nuff ced nichols “sum,” I will not do thee so much wrong as to wake thee lovely horace...... another of the Delts’ good fellows nodine “gwen” ...... “as sounding brass or tinkling cymbal” leffel doyle hugo . .“I assume no responsibility,” Dr. Smith norton frances...... good goods in small packages lim ber alfred ...... one of Lem m e B ’s slippery tongues parshall ernie...... hasn’t scratched yet ling elizabeth...... - has already made $ 'P patterson mary ...... ever fair and never proud litton ross...... incapable of moral depravity 62 peck anne helcne ...... a sweet little bunch of onion tops thomas marion...... extremely loquacious peterson leroy...... strong for the “Golden” West thomas robert... .“Yon Cassius hath a lean and hungry look” prcnutt grace...... a diamond in the rough thompson “cicero” “une quantite negligeable” reed mildred ...... sweet sixteen and looks it townsend stewart a general fusser remler adelaide...... out l° r ll*e Marathon tripcony ralph richard edwin martin bantam rooster root Sydney ...... beauty and the “sleeping” beast waid “dick” ...... a typical son of Erin rossell ivan ...... pride of Union City w elker ro y ...... holds his head as a chicken drinking water rublee bertrand homer a musical prodigee west margaret...... shrouded in a golden halo ruettgers arthur...... an echo of Bill Thomas wheeling katherine...... ; ...... a sweet refined nature ryerson zoe bess ...... eine schonsten jungfrau white elm a...... a charming “rose bud” salmon ethel...... way down east wilkinson “ bill” ...... H ey josh! by gosh! shelmadine marguerite came late, but made good wilson arthur innocence abroad shires florence junebell, an incorrigible escaped from Mansfield short james...... a slender sample of genus homo shryock josephine soulful Sally singley “texas” ...... Alkali Ike smith charles Stanley...... blackballed by the ladies’ club smith merril...... hits the trail at Cherry Creek sowash marv “rose like a steam of rich distilled perfume stewart john archie a yellow-breasted warbler 84 FRESHMAN HISTORY By Ralph D. Waid. The Freshman class of 1911, victorious in all contests, physical and mental, passed their spring tests and departed for the summer to dream of the terrible things they would do to the Freshmen of 1912. Chapter V.— From the landing of Long Short and his allies "FRESH* to the final departure of Erie Morrison accompanied with the best wishes of his fellow students and his semi-annual washing. All history is marked with certain remarkable changes. Races held in bondage for centuries will, with surprising sud denness, throw off their oppressors and in their turn dictate to their former masters. Following this rule even high school students, who go without a hat in their humiliation, will when oppressed turn and face their tormentors. In this fact lies the downfall of the eleventh dynasty and in its place the ap pearance of the twelfth. The first pitched battle held between these two factions was fought on the green meadow near the shining gate under which one must pass when visiting Ruhling’s studio. Here, on a gentle autumn morning when the ambitious Freshman was taking his third daily snooze at 10:40, several sneaking Sophs with much grunting managed to get the unwieldy body of “Red” Small up one of the trees without setting the leaves on fire. When the soft strains of “Onward, raw recruits” awoke the slumbering classes and they marched with unwilling steps into the awakened world, imagine their surprise upon seeing what had flown into one of the Campus trees. Several old students of Biology I in sisted that it was one of the family of woodpeckers, but after examining that part which seemed to be its tail, they found " String himself as others see him.” it to be the Sophomore flag which Small had so gallantly placed there. That which seemed to be the woodpecker’s crest was in reality only the pinky pompadour that Small had been cultivating all summer. When the truth was known, the Freshmen out of respect for the beautiful surroundings tried ' to dislodge this loathsome creature from its abiding place. they managed to cross the line of goal on the football field, ’Tvvas then that many deeds of valor were accomplished. thus cutting off the source of Captain Singley’s hot air supply. Firestone smote with right and left. Weidler laid heavily Two different times in a battle of basket ball, the conquered upon the smaller combatants. Lord Percy Parshall fought made a sturdy fight, but both times with the same result. gallantly until exhausted. While trying to regain his breath, Captain Townsend with his favorite troops passed at will be was shot by sharp-shooter Ruhling’s unerring aim, and through their scattered lines. First Lieutenant Leffel, plump thinking lie had done enough for honor’s sake, departed from and round, shot with great skill. Clever Borland charged the field. Color-bearer Tripcony, who carried his signals too with telling results and Long Short far outreached his center close to the field, fell almost the same instant. The Freshmen, and thus broke the general line. unconquered, left the field to elect new officers. Upon return Then, when these physical battles were over and the time ing, they found the cowardly enemy bad fled, bearing their for truce making had arrived, a discussion arose as to how dead with them. the banking under the new government should be carriel on. It was some weeks before the next battle occurred. This Here it was again that the twelfth dynasty showed its super happened behind the private dwelling of Hardey Gold and iority. Limber, Thomas and Hunt, the twelfth dynasty's Hurry Nelson. Just as the sun was kissing the western hills, attorneys, hurled fact upon fact at the bewildered Barklers the two armies assembled. With their respective leaders they until, it is stated, some of the attorneys for the eleventb gathered on either end of the field of Gold (dust). Field Mar dynasty were ashamed to give their original speech. shall Maxwell called the roll of Freshmen. Of all that motley Yes, Sophs, it is true that the class of 1912 has rather laid group only two were absent. Percilla Stewart had remained you up. We admit that in your class there is nothing like at home. She sent a note stating that she was busy cutting you, but this is simply a matter of being out-classed. paper dolls which she intended to exchange with the Huling’s girls. Dr. Lytton, S. T. I. F. F., had broken his leg trying to get over some Greek translations. When the trumpet was blown every man present was in his place. By his side hung his two-handed clothes line. All is now in readiness. The armies march silently across the field. They approached their respective sides. The suspense is unbearable. As two mighty waves the lines come together. The dust is hurled high. Men are tramped to the earth. King Harris, of the Sophomore army, is carried away bound. Finally, after many fatalities on both sides, the atmosphere is once more clear and one can see the dead and wounded lying upon the ground. 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Archibald Dickson Andrews Charles Thomas Greer Mabel Alicia Beatty Lillian Hepfinger Richard Beatty Callahan Louis Woodside Sherwin Florence May Grauel Donald Steadman Thomas i From the AlnmnL Robert E. Brown, ’oi Annual Address, Jnne 18, 1908. Professor Edwin G. Conklin, Ph.D. Subject, “The Cultural Value of Science.” n J O B F 9 KAPPA ALPHA THETA Mu Chapter Established 1881 Colors—Black and Gold. Flower—Pansy. Publication—Kappa Alpha Theta. Soror in Facilitate. Miss Emma Edson Sorores In Urbe. Miss Belle Limber Mrs.. Wm. L. Dunbar Miss Katherine Adams Miss Ruth Townley Mrs. W. G. Williams Miss Gertrude Harper Miss Margaret Hartman Mrs. Walter Irving Bates Miss Rebecca Cooper Miss Helen Anderson Mrs. Curtis L. Webb Miss Bess Dutton Sorores in Collegio. 1909. Lenore Lytle Katherine Illingworth Helen White 1910. Lottie Hammett Helen Murray Grace Howard Grace Miller 1911. Gertrude Hillman Jessamine DeHaven Bessie Metcalf Gertrude Mae Straw Ruth Kelley 1912. 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Blasdell J. D. Ball P. , W F. H . Callahan Callahan . H F. ubbard H N. E. Gould N. H. Bricher . W R. G. C. Andrews Andrews C. G. . . rsel Jr. Criswell, S. G. . Elkin . W C. Benedict L. L. Baum Belden Ball Davis Cook Anion Davison Angus Mammon Dibble OHA IIALL COCHRAN e. . Ruhling H. Geo. . . aid W D. R. . . orse M E. M. Class ls 1911. Class Class ls 1909. Class 1912 1910 . . Shortt D. J. . . . Swanson A. A. I. E. Rossell Rossell E. I. Litten B. R. B. H. Rublee Rublee H. B. orrison M A. L. es ow H H. R. J. H. M oore oore M H. J. . C. C. H asely asely H C. C. J. W . Fox Fox . W J. H. R. H unt unt H R. H. Herpel K. F. C. E. H ilborn ilborn H E. C. ilds W . H E. Swick A. . W Nelson J. A. P. M. Hillman Hillman M. P. hlinger U H. R. Smock E. C. W . L. M organ organ M L. . W C. W . Johnson Johnson . W C. Gregg G. . H F . L. Mickle Mickle L. . F FOOTBALL. CAPTAIN BENEDICT MANAGER BRAYMER The Team. M anager...... C. S. Braymer Captain...... L. L. Benedict Right E n d ...... W . E. A bbott Right Tackle E. P. Kennedy Right Guard...... Ralph Cole Center Warren Cole Left G uard...... W . P. Ball Left Half Back...... J. L. Miner Full Back...... D. H. Leffel Quarter Back ...... F. E. Stewart ...... J. D. Piper Left Tackle G. H. Ruhling ...... H. D. Firestone Left End. . ( ...... I. R. Stidger j ...... H. C. R iblet ! ...... H. T. Lavely u s...... i S. S. Tow nsend I ...... T. D. Ballinger FootluiII Schedule. Allegheny o; Geneva o. Allegheny 5, Hiram o. Allegheny o ; W . & J. 47. Allegheny o; Carnegie Tech. 11. Allegheny 6; Mt. Union 8. Allegheny 10; Grove City 9. Allegheny 5; Westminster 6. Photo by Fowler a. 6 lehn- rm, t me om h at , iram Allegheny-H 16— Jan. a. 16 Mar. a. 5 lgeyOho sea, t o e hom at esleyan, W hio llegheny-O A 25— Mar. e hom at Allegheny-Geneva, 8— Jan. a. . lgey rv Ct, t me om h at City, Grove llegheny A 9.— Mar. e. —AlgeyBcnl, t arrisburg H at Allegheny-Bucknell, 5— Feb. e. 8 lgeyGoe iy a Goe t 3—25 e 30— hom at Tech., Allegheny-Carnegie 27— Feb. ity C Grove at City, e hom at llegheny-Grove A 18— Feb. Allegheny-Buchtel, 11— Feb. e. 0 lehn-ange eh, t itbr 3—27 36— Pittsburg at Tech., Allegheny-Carnegie 20— Feb. 56—26 ’r’sb’g H at Collegians, arrisburg Allegheny-H 6— Feb. e. —AlgeyPn. tt, t tt Colege.. 2—28 23— .... e g lle o C State at State, Allegheny-Penn. 4— Feb. e. 9 lehn-eea a Bae Falls Beaver at Allegheny-Geneva, 19— Feb. Subs, Center et ad . . Benedict L. L. uard G Left ih Foward orw F Right anager M Captain ih Guard r a u G Right ard Forw Left ,.r . i . r . , . p b ATI MAXWELLCAPTAIN ...... lgeyMt Uin a hme hom at Union, t. llegheny-M A — ...... AKT BALL BASKET Schedule I E Weidler W E. . W ...... DeLancey R...... Firestone D. H...... cNees M G. S...... AAE M NEESMANAGER M’ ...... Maxwell L. S...... • . Phillips • L. R . . axwell M L. S. let Hines Albert Maxwell M . W . . Baker D. C. 5 20 65— 4 22 44— 21 39— 0 31 40— 13 44— 30 28— 4 24 34— 0 8 70— 54 — 9 BASE BALL CAPTAIN GAHAN MANAGER DEEMER J. R. Gahan ...... Captain P. C. D eem er ...... Manager S. S. T ow nsen d...... Catcher Lee Benedict, W. O. Forman ...... Pitchers J. R. Gahan...... First Base D. H. Leffel Second Base C. D. Baker...... Third Base W . E. W eid ler...... Short Stop W. R. Grant...... Right Field H. D. Firestone...... Left Field L. C. H arris...... Middle Field Schedule May 8. Allegheny 4 ; Oberlin 7. May 22. Allegheny vs Carnegie Tech. May 12. Allegheny vs W . & J. May 25. Allegheny vs Westminster May 13. Allegheny vs W. & J. May 26. Allegheny vs Grove City. May 14. Allegheny vs W. Va. U. May 29. Allegheny vs Westminster. May 15 Allegheny vs W. Va. U. TRACK TEAM CAPTAIN CROASMAN MANAGER AIKEN .M anager...... W . J. A iken C aptain...... D. F. Croasm an 100 Yds. Dasli. 200 Yds. Dash. 440 Yds. Dash. Croasman Peterson Ballinger Peterson Croasman R. Stidger R. Stidger Peterson Croasm an 880 Yd:;. 1 Mile Run. 2 Mile Run. Hilborn Hofelt First Hofelt Hilborn High Jump. Ilroml Jump. Pole Ym ilt David Stewart Yost Hilborn Weidler Hammer Throw. Shot Put Discus. Ball Hines Hines Hines Small B. Ball Small Brigham Brigham 120 Yds. Hurdle. 220 Yds. Hurdle. Skellie Stidger Stidger Skellie Ball C ulp Relay Team. Croasman Peterson Stidger Ballinger Hillborn Schedule •Grove City at Grove City, May 8; Grove City 6s< A llegh en y 52. Inter-Collegiate Meet at Conneaut Lake, June 5- 121 Track Records BLOCK A CLUB Fifty yards dash; time 5 2-5 seconds; F. E. Stewart, ’09. One hundred yards dash; time 10 seconds; G. R. Clark, President...... L. L. Benedict ex-’o8. Secretary-Treasurer D. F. Croasman Two hundred and twenty yards dash; time, 22 1-5 seconds; H istorian...... C. E. H ilborn P. M itchell, ’05. Four hundred and forty yards dash; time 51 1-5 secons; D. F. Croasman, ’10. Eight hundred and eighty yards run; time 2 minutes, 7 1-5 MEN’S TENNIS ASSOCIATION seconds; W. E. Thomas, ’08. R. B. D rum ...... President One mile run; time, 4 minutes, 43 seconds; W. E. Thom as, ’08. I. R. Stidger...... Secretary-Treasurer Two mile run; time, 11 minutes, 50 seconds; W. E. Schedule—Home Tournament, May 17-22; Inter-Collegi Thom as, ’08. ate, M ay 24-30. One hundred and twenty yards high hurdles; Crawford, ex-’09. Two hundred and twenty low hurdles; Skellie, ’09. Running broad jump; 20 feet, 3 inches; G. R. Clark, ex-’o8. WOMEN’S TENNIS ASSOCIATION Running high jump; 5 feet, 4 inches; W . E. Thomas, ’08. President...... Hazel Emery Pole vault; 9 feet, 6 inches; R. R. Yost, ’10. Vice-President...... - Ruth Proctor Sixteen pound shot put; 36 feet, 8 1-2 inches; E. M. Secretary-Treasurer...... -Lottie Hammett Giesey, ’08. Keeper of Courts...... - - Barbara Deane Sixteen pound ham m er; 106 feet; W . P. Ball. ’ 10. Discus; 123 feet; A. B. Hines, ’10. Indoor Records Standing broad jump; 9 feet, 10 inches; G. R. Clark, ex-’o8. ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION Running broad jump; 21 feet, 3 inches; G. R. Clark, ex-’o8. President J- D. Piper Running high jump; 5 feet, 3 1-2 inches; C. H. Clark, ’09. Secretary-Treasurer Fred Bright Pole vault; 8 feet, 9 1-2 inches; J. L. Carney, ex-’io. Delegate-at-Large Harley Gould Shot-put, 12 pounds; 43 feet, 5 inches; E. M. Giesey, ’08. GIRLS’ BASKET BALL TEAM GIRLS’ MANDOLIN CLUB Leader...... Miss Hazel Emery First Mandolin. Second Mandolin. Hazel Emery Elizabeth Houghton Adarian Thomas Lenore Lytle Ethel Mills Helen Peck Emma Gillette Jessie Fitch Right Forward Lottie Hammett Guitars. Left Forward Bessie Metcalf Wilhelmina Anderson Center...... Mary Green Josette Beebe Right Guard...... (Capt.) Ruth Proctor Lavina Saeger Left Guard Nellie Gleave Martha Lewis Substitute Barbara Deane Julia Jones Geneva vs. Allegheny, March 20. Spirella, 4; Allegheny, 42; March 23. ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION Subjects. ‘‘The Modern Slavery” ...... W . G. Cole P residen t...... C. F. Lew is ‘‘The Clamor for Concession” ...... E. N. Hubbard Secretary-Treasurer...... G. W . Mead ‘‘The Unrecognized Hero” ...... F. G. W illey Debating Coach Prof. L. R. Brown ‘‘The Small College in America, Her Opportunity” ...... J. R. Keister CONTESTS. Tri-State Contest Class of ’go Contest. at Westminster. P rize...... $30.00 * Westminster Grove City First Prize Miss Ethel M. Mills Allegheny Bethany Second Place...... J. R. Keister Geneva Waynesburg Subjects. "Winner. “Juvenile Courts” Miss Ethel M. Mills NEW ORATORICAL LEAGUE “The Small College in America, Her Opportunity” . ... Contest held at Wooster. W. L. Stidger, Winner...... J. R. Keister “ A Citizen in E xile” ...... H. M. Fishel “A Fallen Idol” ...... P. B. Schaffner “The Moment to Decide” ...... C. E. V ogel “ Curse” ...... A. E. Limber Wakefield Contest. P rize...... $50.00 W in n er...... W . G. Cole Second E. N. Hubbard W, L. STIDGER w. G. COLE D ebates. "Resolved, That National Bank Deposits Should be Se “Resolved, That National Bank Deposits should be secured cured by a Guarantee Fund.” by a Government Guarantee Fund.” AHegheny*-Cornell Congress. Allegheny-Kenyon. Affirmative— Negative— *Affirmative— N egative— W. L. Stidger Brown C. F. L ew is P . B. Barber W . C. Cravner Polley R. R. Yost L. R. Brigman H. R. Hunt Hummel H. R. Harper W . J. Bland ‘ Winner. ‘ W in n e rs. Photo by Fowler . . rswl, r J Crisswell, S. G. tu Ruetgers e ttg e u R rthur A rf H. Manville v n a M . W . H Prof. . . arris H C. L. , . EDR CRISSWELL LEADER t , > A ...... LE CLUB. GLEE ...... j „ , „ I ...... MANAGER SCHAFFNER irector D Reader Leader Soloist Max Hickernell First Tenor. G. S. Crisswell, Jr. L. C. Harris E. C. Parshall H. R. Harper First llass. J. A. M. Stewart J. R. Keister R. E. Miller C. W . Elkin Second Tenor. P. B. Schaffner R. R. Yost R. B. Drum Second Bass. L. M. Hickernell H. J. Gordon G. W . Mead W . B. Craig C. F. B righam R. R. YOST Phi Gamma Delta—Sitting Room MANDOLIN CLUB. M r. T. J. E w in g...... Director R- R. Y o s t...... Leader First Mandolin. E. M. Hamaker W . E. Weidler R. R. Y ost S. Y . R ossiter R. W. Thomas Second Mandolin. S. G. M cN ees H. J. G ordon C. H. M arcy W . M. Small R. R. Cole Guitar. A. C. Nodine J. C. Cochran R. T. Miller S. E. N ichols Y. W. C. A. Y. M. C. A. m . f W I l! Jf1 I Cabinet Cabinet President...... Margaret Beebe President...... S. L. M axw ell Vice-President...... Lottie Hammett Vice-President...... A. J. N elson Secretary...... Marion Thomas Secretary...... F. H. Callahan Treasurer Floy Seymour Treasurer A. N. Dunsmore Chairmen of Committees. Chairmen of Committees. Religious Meetings...... Rose Kauffman Religious Meetings J. H. Broadbent F inance...... • Floy Seymour Bible Study...... W. A. Swick Social Mabel McLean M issions...... W . W . Burt N om inating...... Grace Miller Fall Campaign...... C. E. H ilborn M u sic...... Lucy Loane Social and Music...... R. R. Y ost Bible Study Gertrude Hillman Neighborhood W ork ...... M. E. Morse Inter-Collegiate...... Hazel Emery M em bership...... Lottie Hammett M ission ary...... Jean Mackenzie Cabinet Reporter Viola Simpson Photo by Fowler il Simpson Viola J la . Cravner...... Manager C. iliam W nrw J Nelson N J. Andrew rd . Skellie A. Fred ead M . W Gilbert lim L Sigr...... j Stidger...... elen H L. illiam W ngr anager M Cartoonist Exchange E ditor...... F. E. Skellie, Skellie, E. ditor...... F. E Exchange ditor E ni Alum Local E ditor...... A. ditor...... A. E Local oit Editor E Society hei Editor E thletic A soit Editor E Associate ieay ditor E Literary Editor-in-Chief . rabn Eio ad Publisher and Editor Broadbent H. LEHN LTRR MONTHLY LITERARY ALLEGHENY rc Murray M Grace ...... STUDENTS’ MANI AL MANI STUDENTS’ ...... n Y W. . A. C. . W Y. and A. C. M. Y...... IE CAMPUS TIIE Published by by Published 137 Katherine Illingworth, K A 0 A K Illingworth, Katherine . soit Editors Associate .. V j F. F. . W J. H. R. Harper, Harper, R. H. . W soit Manager Associate Lenore Lytle, K A 0 A K Lytle, Lenore ere . Ruhling H. George R. R. soit Editor Associate Editor-in-Chief 15 L. Stidger, d> Stidger, L. E. Stewart, E. Stewart, . Barkley, Barkley, Drum, Drum, J. Nelson 4 2 > K 4 A 4 > A A A ® 4 E / © © CLASSICAL CLUB THE QuILL CLUB Officers President...... S. L. M axw ell P. B. Schaffner...... Chairman Executive Committee Secretary...... Ethel M. M ills Margaret Beebe...... Member-at-Large treasu rer...... Henlen G. M urray J. H. Broadbent...... Secretary-Treasurer Executive Committee. Members Dr. F. C. Lockwood S. L. Maxwell Dr. E. A. Smith Ethel M. Mills W . J. Aiken H. R. Harper Helen G. Murray G. C. Andrews Gertrude Hillman J. W . Barkley Ira D. Hyskell Honorary Members. R. E. Boyd C. W. Johnson Dr. E. A. Smith Miss Spalding J. H. Broadbent J. R. Keister Dr. F. C. Lockwood Miss Rowley W. C. Cravner F. L. LaBounty Prof. L. R. Brown Miss Adams G. S. Crisswell Lucy Loane Mr. F. L. LaBounty Helen Dungan May McKinney C. W. Elkin Bessie Metcalf Members— Elected. Dr. W. A. Elliott W. L. Morgan W . J. Aiken A. J. Nelson H. M. Fishel J. D. Piper Miss Margaret Beebe S. L. Maxwell C. C. Fisher J. S. Robinson W. G. Fixel H. H. Lamb J. W. Frampton C. F. Ross Miss Mills G. H. Ruhling Edith Fugate P. B. Schaffner Miss Nichols C. W. Elkin R. J. George Alice Strickland Miss Wheeling Miss Pratt J. L. Grandy Grace Thomas Miss Vosburg Miss Preston E. H. Wilds Miss Nellie Campbell Miss Miller Miss Murray C. M. White Editors and Managers. W. C. Cravner Miss Illingworth P. C. Deemer J. W . Barkley C. P. Lewis R. J. George C. F. Stewart H. R. Harper F. A. Skellie Miss Lytle R. E. Boyd G. W. Mead W. L. Stidger R. B. Drum SCIENTIFIC. CLUB Officers. W. A. Swick...... Secretary THOBURN CLUB Mary Nicholls...... Treasurer C. W. W. Elkin ...... Librarian H. M. Fishel...... President R. E. B oyd ...... Secretary Executive Committee. W. L. Morgan...... Treasurer Prof. Lee P. P. Parsons MEMBERS 1908-1909 W. A. Swick W . C. Cravner Leon Morrison Members. P. B. Schaffner A. J. Nelson Akers, Dr. O. P. Elkin, C. W. W. McKees, S. G. J. L. Grandey W . W . Burt Breed, Dr. R. S. Gould, H. N. Mickle, F. L. S. L. Maxwell J. W . Frampton Ball, W. P. Greene, Mary Nicholls, Mary E. H. Wilds E. C. Parshall Ballinger, T. D. Hatch, Bernice Parsons, P. P. J. A. Bortz C. S. Smith Bly, Lena Hickernell, L. M. Ruhling, G. H. A. N. Dunsmore L. B. Angus • Bullock, Hazel Houghton, Elizabeth Scheetz, Dr. H. C. C. C. Fisher W. R. Hofelt Callahan, F. H. Kennedy, E. P. Seymour, Floy H. R. Harper E. T. English Campbell Sophia Lee, Prof. Edwin Smock, C. E. A. B. Hines P. M. Hillman Cousins, B. F. Ling, Dr. C. J. Swick, W. A. E. N. Hubbard 1. E. Rosselle Edson, Emma Lamb, H. H. Uhlinger, R. H. F. H. Callahan W. G. Cole White, Helen W. L. Stidger W. F. Foreman F. G. W illey Dr. W. H. Crawford SOCIETY OF APPLIED SCIENCE D. J. Blaisdell Dr. C. M. Cobern Officers R. B. Litton Dr. F. C. Lockwood J. H. Broadbent...... Secretary Associate Members R. L. Phillips...... Treasurer Mr. Lynch Henry Leitzel Mr. Frost Members Honorary Member. O. P. Akers Harry G. Riblet, To Bishop James Mills Thoburn Essex Penman, To Weldon Grant, ’u R. A. Cole, ’09 F. G. Simonton, ’11 Geo. H. Ruhling, ’09 W. P. Ball, To R. L. Phillips, To B. David, ’u R. E. Miller, ’09 W . E. Weidler, ’11 J. H. Broadbent, To R. R. Ross, ’u V ictor Fugate, ’11 B. H. Rublee, ’12 Jack Beatty, ’11 F. J. Mechlin, ’12 N. R. Moore, ’u Arthur Ruettgers, ’12 R. Waid, ’12 C- A. Baum, ’12 W. T. Dutton K . J. K rug, ’12 Chas. J. Ling A. C. Nodine, ’12 C. E. Smock, To Leroy Peterson, ’12 Lee Benedict, ’09 W . G. Fife, ’11 C. H. Marcy, To C- N. Jones, ’ 10 C. C. Grant 140 Delta Tau Delta House—-Interior View TTB«f> BANQUET.; TEUTONIC BANQUET Saegertown Inn, Saegertown, May 21, 1909. Toasts. PAN-HELLENIC Toastmaster, Prof. I. D. Hyskell. Hotel Rider, Cambridge Springs “Cherchez la Femme” ...... Geo. H. Ruhling, 09 Toast List ‘•Outside the Fold” ...... W. A. Swick, ’10 Toastmaster, P. B. Schaf.'ner, “Fraternity” ...... R . E. Boyd, * K ^ “Midnight Oil Trust” ...... F. H. Callahan, ’11 Song...... v a E SOI1g ...... Teutonic Quartette Sports” ...... D. F. Croasman, “Faculty Politics” ...... W. L. Stidger, *A q College Gymnasium, Monday Evening, February 22. Song...... $ r A Toast List “Hearts Desire” ...... p. c. Deemer, 5 Afe Toastmaster, Dr. Smith Song...... ci> k 'k “Geo. Washington” Rev. Robert Brown “To To-Night” Miss Wheeling “Great Rulers” Mr. Cravner PAN-HEAVENLY BANQUET “The G. W ’s” ...... Miss Beebe Saegertown Inn, Saturday, May 15, 1909 “The M. W ’s” ...... Mr. Swick Toastniistress, Blanche Beecher Hatch, K K r “The Sons of Timothy” Mr. Hilborn Visions President Crawford Allegheroo Helen White, K A % S o n g ...... Alpha Chi Omega Cupid Blunders...... Mary McLaughlin, K K 1> For the Fairest...... Louise Chase, A X S o n g...... Kappa Kappa Gamma Fallen Stars...... Gertrude Hillman, K A fi e I Doubt I t ...... Emma Gillett, K K P S o n g ...... Kappa Alpha Theta Don’t You Wish You Knew? ...... Mary Patterson, AXQ DUZER-DU Charter Members. W . G. F ix e l...... President W. L. Stidger...... Vice-President R. L. Philips...... Secretary-Treasurer R. E. Boyd L. H. Harris G. b. Criswell, Jr. J. C. Cochran I. D. Ford E. A. Apple A. J. Nelson Elected from Caste of “ The Rivals.” J. R. Gahan J. S. Robinson E. P. Kennedy Thomas Hughes Willard Maxwell ing and fostering the talent along such lines in Allegheny College. Thus the “Duzer Du” of Allegheny College was launched upon the sea of college life. To add dignity, to make it an organization worthy of mem bership and to make its working easier, the total membership is limited to twenty. The idea of the club also is to seek not only men who can act, but also those with managerial and executive ability, the only limitation being that those eligible must be male students who have been in school at least one semester. It is a secret socity only in so far as the meaning of the two words “Duzer Du.” The plav chosen for the initial production was Sheridan’s classic old comedy, “The Rivals.” The caste was chosen through a system of competition open to all. About thirty-five men reported as competitors. Each one read a section of the character for which he was competing before the faculty judges. Then, after the caste was chosen, Miss Spalding, to whom much credit is due for the success of the production, was hired as directress and, with the Committee on Rehearsals, W. G. FIXEL members of the “Duzer Du,” had charge of the training. Many obstacles appeared, but the members of the club never lost “DUZER-DU” hope but kept working, and though there was much'trouble For years there had been a feeling at Allegheny that the with costumes and properties, the presentation at the Acad college lacked something which was necessary to an up-to- emy of Music on March 18 was a decided success— beyond the date school— a dramatic club. There is an inherent something expectations of all. Many thought that because men were in such an organization which fascinates and then, too, there playing the female parts, it would be a burlesque, while others are always some men in college who have dormant histrionic thought that college men could not as amateurs do justice to ability and lack only the opportunity to develop it. It was such a classic play. Every one was agreeably surprised. seen that in other schools such organizations were great Every member of the caste did splendid work; especially John factors in the college— that they roused college spirit. Fox, as Airs. Afalaprop; E. A. Apple, as P.ob Acres, Joe In short, a dramatic club was something that everyone Jefferson’s old part, and R. E. Boyd, as Sir Anthony. wanted, yet 110 one seemed bold enough to start it. In the As the production in Aleadville was such a success, it was spring of 1907 and during the next school year there were decided to present it in Titusville and Oil City. So on April 1 some futile attempts to introduce such an addition to our and 2 “The Rivals” occupied the boards in the above named college activities, but it was not until this school year that a towns. The play met with the same approval and was pre successful organization was instituted. Nine men took it upon sented better, if possible, than it was at Aleadville. One man themselves to assume the burden and responsibility of promot in Titusville said, “If I had gone to the theatre not knowing that the play was being produced by amateurs I would have thought it was the professional company of Joe Jefferson him self.” As another evidence of the fact it might be said that Dr. Crawford has said he has received letters from Alumni testifying to the worth of the organization and its efforts. The “Duzer-Du” will no doubt be a permanent organization at Allegheny and with the support of the student body and the approval of the faculty this is assured. The club spared no pains to make its productions a great success. Cast of Characters Sir Anthony Absolute...... R. E. Boyd, To Captain Jack Absolute...... S. L. Maxwell, To Bob Acres, from the country...... E. A. Apple, ’12 Sir Lucius O’Trigger...... J. R. Galian, To Faulkland...... E. P. Kennedy, ’11 Fag, Jack’s servant...... J. S. Robinson, ’11 David, A cre’s m an...... Thomas Hughes, ’12 Thomas, the coachman R. J. George, ’11 Mrs. Malaprop...... John Fox, ’11 Lydia Languish...... ' G.. W. Mead, ’n THE CRUISE OF “THE RIVALS.” Julia...... Fred Bright. To I. Lucy, the maid...... Willard Maxwell, ’12 In the tap-rooin of the Rathskellar all was mirth and jollity. The clatter of flagons and the babble of tongues filled the air, while in one corner the famous minstrel,------Harris, was singing that good old ballad, "Dixie Dan.” But, nevertheless, there was considerable merriment. At the table sat sixteen knights, playing muggins and drinking strawberry pop. It was apparent from their gaudy apparel that they were red hot Allegheny spenorts of the highest quality, and it was with trembling awe that the pretty bar-maid tripped up to replenish their glasses. Well she knew that they were actors, for was not their hair of infinite length, and were not their shoes run down at the heels? At the rear of the table was seated his satanic majesty, William LeRoy Stidger. So much dignity had accumulated upon his countenance, that one small chair seemed insufficient to sustain such importance. Indeed, the author is proud to introduce this personage to his readers! For not only was he a Knight of the Golden Prune, not only was he the Fifth 151 Assistant Deputy Pea-Nut Inspector for the Island of Booloo, but he was the greatest living authority on What’s What. estate dealers gathered around to watch the vacant lot from Suddenly the door flew open. An ebony countenance ma Allegheny. terialized in the opening. Are you Hungary?” asked Hawk Eye. “All aboard!” it droned. "Limited Train South! Change “Yes, Siam,” responded the chorus. cars for Titusville, Franklin, Oil City and Oshkosh. Section “Come along, I'll Fiji,’’ promised H. E. umpety-ump of the Erie solid-vestibule through train, a Frank An hour later the cast was dining on real grub. A waitress lin Branch. Draw one!” hurried up to the table. There was a rush for the doors. Just as David Belasco “How would like to have your steak?” she asked. Fixel was stepping outside, he felt his cloak pulled. He turned. “Very much, indeed,” answered Fox chonically. He had A small boy was looking up at him. been waiting forty minutes. “Let me go, too, mister, won’t you please?” he piped. Crow croaked when “Tim” Hughes ordered coffee. Manager Dave made no attempt to conceal the smile that “That will stimulate you to work,” said he. rose to his lips. “Why, what could you do?” he asked. So they put loaf sugar into it. “I could do lots,” answered the little fellow. “I’m Nelson, And presently the Pennsylvania Railroad carried the con the Village Pest.” tagion to Titusville. “Jimmy” Gahan took the troop through the back streets II. to the Mansion House. Manager Dave gave his watch in security. They were allowed to register. The train swayed hypnotically. It was going as fast as Then they went out to watch the air ships hovering around three miles an hour. The engineer stopped to peddle some Gahan’s livery stable. Boyd held an inquest over the town. fish. The Living Corpse stuck his head in the door. “Tickets,” “Natural death of stagnation,” was the verdict. Evening ap he snapped. peared. The cast counted the ties to the opera house. Excuse me,” ventured Phillips, “but is this a fast train?” “How time flies,” commented “Sammy” Maxwell. “Of course it is,” growled the conductor, porter, baggage~ “The orchestra leader will beat it to-night,” reminded smasher, water-carrier and the engineer of the Phantom Flyer. “Jess” Robinson. “I thought so,” remarked Phillips. “Would you m ind m y “The die is cast;— the cast will now proceed to die,” pre getting out and seeing what it is fast to?” dicted Miss Spalding. “Here,” he shouted, pointing to the floor, “no baggage The crowd arrived. They were morose and silent. Their allowed in this car.” numbers were in abundance. The atmosphere reeked with “Sir,” murmured E. P. Kennedy with quiet dignity, "those trouble. There was a keen smell of. suspicion in the air. are my feet.” The prospects were blue. The cast was green. The actors There was little or no excitement. Gariny Meade was de- began to feel yellow. polanized by an actress in the front of the car. In the rear As the army stood on the sward, pale but firm, Manager of the car sat another lady. It was evident, from the pupils Dave stepped forth and in a few stirring words exhorted the in her eyes, that she was a teacher. She held a prompt-book. men to do their duty. Her hand was of iron. It was the coach! “Men,” he cried, “we are on the verge of a great battle. Finally the train bumped into Oil City. “Judge” Criswell No doubt many of us will be killed. We know not what the met them with open arms and a two-for-five. The local real Author has in store for us. But, forward! If our fate seems 152 hard, yet us think of the hungry undertaker’s children, and The house was packed. march cheerfully onward.” “A regular jam,” declared Hughes. Ringing cheers greeted this effusion; without another “They’re in a pickle for seats,” said a stage-hand. word they began the assault. “Oh, heavings! Preserve us!” fussed the coach. “Bring George opened the performance as the dead-bass viol went the pins.” “zug-zub.” Lydia had her wig on crooked. Acres and The audience began to fidget. The curtain went up. O’Trigger found that the stage hands had put salt in the George tottered out into view. The show had begun. wine. Sir Anthony’s cane broke and flew out into the audi “Alas! Alas! My kingdom for alas!” said he. “Gag the ence. Faulkland lost the key to the curtain. rats, fire the safe, and the onions are ours.” Fag stepped on Mrs. Malaprop’s train, looked at the The lights went out for several minutes during Act IV. pit and said, “I’m the villain in the third act. Bring on the Mrs. Malaprop lost the pitch of her voice, and it rolled down red fire. The climax has arrived by express.” into the footlights. Act V was fine. “Tim” locked the door After that, the Deluge! of King’s Mead’s Fields with a sweet potato. At the same Back Home, Stidger was pacing nervously up and down time a shot rang out on the frosty air and three redskins the depot, murmuring his pet joke, “I suppose even the seats dropped to the ground. The sailors’ chorus was awful— the are in tiers.” tars couldn’t get the right pitch. The leading man insisted But the last curtain saw a more enthusiastic audience de upon having real food in the banquet scene, so Manager Dave part from the Titusville opera house than had ever been gave “Sammy” real poison in the death scene. Then one and dreamed of at Meadville. all bowed their thanks amid the tremendous applause of the “Well, I’ll be dammed,” said French Creek. multitude, and the curtain went down while the ham-bone Presently the moon winked at the leading lady, and all played “Home, Sweet Home.” Presently Manager Dave retired to rest. retired to the box office and bit the money to see if it was III. good. “Where there’s a bill, we’re away,” he confided. “Freddie” Bright was aroused by a crackling noise, and The grant finale, with calcium effects and grace notes on knew that it was daybreak. the saxaphone, came when an O. C. youth arrived at the “Ye nonentities!” he cried. “Ye rimless ciphers! Ye faded back door and made a date with Lucy. He is still hearing doughnut interiors! Ye ambling imitations of shadowy sleep about it, and is likely to— for some time. walking actors! Put an egg fruit in your shoe.” Celebrations were in order after the show. They ended So back they went to Oil City. with “Jimmy” Gahan’s pouring ice-water into the telephone. A two-balconied opera house awaited them here. The Fox ate two mince pies before retiring, and about 2 o’clock stage was built into the hill. The walls were full of life. The the next morning was picked up by eleven bald-headed angels weather evidently had a cold, so it took a drop of mercury. and pushed through ten yards of lead pipe. There was trouble in the dressing-rooms. “Ganny” Meade, The following extract from “Billie” Maxwell’s diary shows at the last moment, picked up a hair-brush instead of a mirror the wonderful success of the dramatic demons of “Duzer-Du” and cried, “Pleavens, I need a shave badly.” abroad: It took several minutes to convince him otherwise. “Thursday— Hired. “I smell burning cabbage,” said Lucy. Friday— Tired. “Your head is too near the gas jet,” retorted Crow. Saturday— Fired.” MINSTRELS Middleman W. L. Stidger “Butch” Krug The Allegheny Cyclone ...“Pogie” Weidler End M en. “Tax” Miner Vol. I Allegereu, Pa., 1909 No. 1 ...... Elsie Harris M onologist .“Dutch” Ruettgers Mystery Shrouds Daring Vandals Chorus. DESPERADOES INVADE SANCTITY OF First Tenor. Second Tenor. CHAPEL PIPE ORGAN Parshall Schaffner Harris Drum Intense mystery shrouds in rupted the serious proceedings by Lytton Y o st blackness the unknown perpetra an untimely laugh.* Dunsmore Harper tors of the darkest crime ever But although the intermittent Herbster Bortz could not intermit forever, never committed in old Ford. Even the First Bass. Second theless it had done its worst and book stealing and squirrel episode the unwarranted strains of a pre Stew art Hickernell of years ago cannot compare in mature processional broke in up K eister Gordon deepness of design or reckless on the half-completed chapel pro Elkin Craig ness of execution to this the gram. Singley Meade latest and most daring exhibition Pinkerton detectives are al Leffel W aid of vandalism which has ever dis ready at work upon the case and Brigham Brigham graced our college. it is expected that within a few College Orchestra. The shades of Timothy shiv years all will be rounded up. An ' Criswell Phillips ered in the mystic-haunted halls unpronounceable sentence awaits Ross Deemer of old Bentley across the way, the convicted parties. M organ Rublee. when the gentle zephyrs wafted *The aforesaid sporting editor de Firestone to her the discordant shrieks of sires to here publicly apologize for the intermittent. The alarm the aforementioned laugh. PROGRAM. buzzed and stopped and buzzed P A R T I. and stopped again. The angelic Political Announcements. Overture ...... Chorus countenance of a worshipful "Corn College” ...... K rug Prex clouded with the demonia Please announce that through the intervention of the Lord, I “Dinkelspiel” ...... Ruettgers cal frown of a Mephisto (as St. have withdrawn as candidate for “Me, That’s Who” ...... W eidler Crysostom interrupted), the buz the benefit of Alpha Chi Omega “Simple Simon” ...... Quartette zing sound held full sway. Me Loan, in favor of E. P. Kennedy. P A R T II. phisto roared in subdued accents G. W. Meade. “The Allegheny Girl” ...... Stew art in voice subdued by ill-controlled D u et...... Ross and Phillips passion, his confreres in facultate Please announce that I am “Yip-I-Addy-I-Ay” ...... Miner frowned and frowned again all candidate for Sunday Night “Any Old Port in a Storm” ...... Hickernell save the gentle-spirited sporting Dates, subject to the usages of “Good Evenin’, Caroline...... Harris editor of this paper who, with un any nice girl who won’t mono Allegheny Medley ...... Chorus deniable emotion, further inter polize me. Willie Makwell. MYSTERIOUS AFFAIR! of Bentley. The beforementioned is Lytle doubt but that the S T A G P A R T Y couple— R. D. and V. L. ,we with case will soon be cleared up. The Forman of the detectives as Sudden Disappearance of Un hold full names by request— were The Gentlemen’s Club held sures us that he will now very known (?) Couple— Slight Clue too intent on securing the seat of their annual banquet at the Hotel soon be able to give the full Found as to Their Identity. vantage thus left vacant to pur Rider, last night. After the names to the public. As to the Detectives Still Working on sue the fleeing couple. But alas sumptuous repast, DeHaven, cause of the sudden disappear the Case. for them again, for Dad Ling ap toastmaster for the evening, in ance, however, there is still much peared at this juncture, dressed, troduced Slouch Proctor, who The residents of college hill are conjecture, and it is doubtful if we are told, in bedroom slippers. toasted “My Other Gentlemen thoroughly aroused over a the true cause will ever be known. He had noticed the sudden dis Friends.” The toast list also in strange and mysterious affair appearance of the unknown and cluded Sprinter Emery, who re which occurred on the College immediately instituted a search HARLEY’S PREDICAMENT. sponded to the toast, “The Race Campus not many weeks ago. ing party. Track,” and Tommy Green, who New light is thrown on the While returning from a social His First Experience at the Hall toasted “The Ladies— God Bless event on the evening of May 3rd, subject— Dad strikes a match. T h em !” After a long and seemingly fruit Night of Duzer-Du. the attention of several couples A sad feature of the evening less search for footprints or some Harley appears at the Hall— was attracted toward Wilcox was the resignation of Splinter mark which might lead to identi face unusually radiant. His Lot Hall, for, strange to say, the light Fugate, who was forced to such fication, a small white object was is to be happy to-night! placed above the rearsteps by the action by his fiancee’s objections discovered in the far corner of Soon maid appears and breaks kind-hearted (?) faculty for the to the society. Vixen Lord was the top step. It was impossible the news that Miss Hammett has protection of students, no longer elected to fill the vacancy, for to determine then what it. was in already gone to Duzer-Du. shone in its accustomed place. which he is eminently fitted, the extreme darkness— the match Poor Harley leaves perplexed As yet profound darkness shrouds physically, morally and mentally. had gone out—but later it was — nay angry, for Lottie had “ac the whole affair. The assemblage then broke up placed in the hands of capable cepted with pleasure.” As soon as this absence of singing, “Show Me the Way to detectives and it is hoped that it Harley proceeds to opera house light was noticed, there was a Go Home, Boys.” general rush of the various “cases” may help to lift the veil from this muttering, “Red Hickernell’s at in the direction of the rear of W il strange occurrence. the bottom of this.” Hastily cox—we wonder why? One Later Dispatch— The detectives Harley writes a note, hands it to Name of Bird— Night hawk. couple— noted as sprinters— suc have just reported that, after hav the usher for Hickernell. The Where seen?— Chestnut Street. latter reads: ceeded in gaining the spot before ing carefully examined the ob When?—Two A. M. ject placed in their hands in con “You d red-heaa. You’re the others. But, alas for their Habitat— Gutter. hopes, for as they drew nearer nection with the Wilcox steps playing another trick on me. How recognized ?— Red nose, two dark figures were descried episode, they are convinced that Where’s my girl?. H- Gould.” smashed hat. seated upon the topmost step. it was a man’s handkerchief. Poor Harley! It was all on ac They did not see the approaching Last Dispatch—The detec count of his nasal tone, Song?— Mixture popular songs. couple for some seconds; but, as tives state that they have discov For Harley had said, Flight?— All over the walk. the sound of footsteps drawing ered some characters in one of “Let’s go to the Duzer-Du,” Other markings?— Clothes torn near reached them, they arose the four corners of the above And Lot had understood, instead, up. precipitately and hastened away mentioned article which read “May I go to the game with Name of observer— Harry M. with averted faces in the direction very distinctly W. O- F. There you?” Fishel. QUESTION COLUMN. the above. In your “case,” how day always hold your umbrella structed to notify them. Geral ever, I should advise long and over him at your own expense. dine Riblet and Sarah Parshall All questions answered by frequent stops in some shady Be especially careful to do this if were appointed as hostesses for M.E.N. Fraser, ably assisted on spot. Moonlight walks are also he has curly hair, as you say. the next meeting. Kitty Aiken delicate points by Miss Alice very effective. read a paper on “Hair-dressing— Hunting-done? Spalding. Both Mary N.— Should the gentle an art or a science?” which was are experts on good form and Caroline P.— In returning from man of whom you speak seem followed by an informal discus affairs of the heart. an evening affair during the win slow in offering you his pin, since sion, led by Iris Hyskell and ter months you should always your time is now so limited, 1 Nancy Litton. At the close of Mary G.— Yes. It is eminently step inside the storm door and should advise very active meas this discussion, a delightful lun proper, when you have been out allow your escort to choose his ures on your part. Sometimes a cheon was served— carrying out to a dance until 3 o’clock in the own time for ringing the bell. slight quarrel during an even the color scheme of pink and morning, to enter the Hall by the ing’s call is very effective. Then white— the official colors of the J. A. M. Stewart—As to the fire-escape. In fact, it is a mark when he is leaving you should organization. The party then outfit which you should take with of extreme ill-breeding to ring go to. the door and say sweetly, broke up, with three very lady you when first starting to college, the bell and disturb the inmates “Mr. Fag! Oh, Mr. Fag.” like cheers for the charming I would advise several pairs of at such an hour. Write again should this not hostess of the afternoon. rubbers, an umbrella and possibly prove sufficient. Margaret W.— When leaving a a raincoat; but above all be sure EDITOR’S CHAT. gentleman friend, never hurry in to take a canary bird and any to the house, but “decorate the plants you may happen to have. THIMBLE PARTY. It is every idiot’s duty to put front porch” at least five or ten Muffs are also very useful. into print the worst and only the minutes. In this way you will Pearle Parsons entertained the worst. He should endeavor to avoid seeming anxious to separ Verna L.— No, it is considered members of the Ladies’ Club, eliminate from the pages of his ate and will probably accomplish very bad taste, indeed, not to ad Thursday afternoon, at her home periodical everything that is in the end which you seem anxious dress a gentleman by his first on Baldwin street. The affair any way spicy or to the point to obtain. name. It is much more elegant took the form of a thimble party, (especially if it has to do with to say “Ray”— for instance— than although part of the afternoon himself or any of his pet con Una D. H.— Yes, long walks in Mr. Drum. Of course, when one was devoted to the regular busi cerns). W e take this opportunity the country are extremely benefi becomes engaged the addition of ness of the club. Mrs. Verna of announcing to our readers that cial. You should be very careful, the “Mr.” is more proper. Cole chaperoned the party, with we have a very (de)fective cen however, about all points of eti her little son, Cupid Lewis, who sorship committee on our editor quette on such occasions. Above W. J. Aiken— I am not familiar wrought great havoc among the all things do not go in fours. It ial staff this year and we beg to with the complexion powder of fair damsels. assure you that this is a decidedly is very provincial to see two which you have written; but, The name of Evangeline Lamb expurgated edition. couples out walking together. In since you seem so anxious to re was proposed for membership, case you start that way each store your good looks, I should but was voted down on account “A baritone is a bass imita couple should select a separate advice the use of Mothers Goose’s of her bad table manners. The tion.” —-J. A. M. Stewart. route as soon as possible. Common Sense Tablets. election of Gwendoline Nodine and Priscilla Stewart to mem “Nowadays a man never gets Helen D.— I think you will find Maud P.— When walking with bership in the society was rati drunk; he simply overestimates your question partly answered in a gentleman friend on a rainy fied, and the Secretary was in his capacity.” — Bill Craig. EDITORIAL STAFF. ed?’ for ’tis only the sweet-toned ac OUR SPRING POEM. softly: "Yes, let us hear what you cents of the ‘bouncer.’ have.” Editor-in-Chief. “Having frightened or bam-boozled With a soul entrancing smile she Wm. C. Crawford. a Bweet-faced virgin Into contracting It had been a beastly hot day. We drew a delicately scented manuscript for the night out; follow discreetly the editor of our neglige, with huge Associate Editor. from some where feminine and taking your guiding genius across the Cam rivulets of perspiration running down our stool which we had hurriedly Bill Elliot. pus, past the sheltering elm and hover our Jewish physiognomy, sat swelt dusted with a handful of copy, she Sporting Editor. about the spacious sentry-box guard ering and fuming over our editorial— leaned over on our table until the Dad Ling. ing ------Gate, endeavoring In the “The litigiousness of our Irrelevant rat in her carefully manicured Foreign Correspondent. meantime to concentrate one of your concomitancy.” Our success scarcely hair almost chewed our ear. Then, paws on the push-button. Should you exceeded the speed of that proverbial Herr(less) Mulfinger. removing the gum from her mouth, be an understudy In Phi Gamma Delta "molasses In January.” Yes, we had she began as follows: Question Department. you will according to Article VII., repeatedly visited that infernal blas M.e.n. Fraser. Sec. 1, ring two long and one short ter of optimism, the Kaldron Box. Spring, O, gentle Spring Is coming Advertising Department. as a warning to the young demoiselle One bit of scandal alone rewarded A Iamb-like youth I did adore, Camden Cobern. within that she Is given only thirty our search. A story of how one frlz- But when I kissed him in the gloaming minutes longer In which to finish that zled-top Freshman (see “Dad” Ling) Faith I trow It made him sore. Country Correspondence. sickening job of jamming In hat pins. was scared out while making kitten Lemmie Brown. “Having been admitted within those love to a big Senior. Here let us The little birds now In the tree-tops Office Boy. storied halls where many a Sir Knight suggest to the above coy maiden Sing melodies of sweetest lay, Guy Snavely. has bit the dust, you slouch Into the “ that a good lovin’ only comes When on the scene came Gwendy No- Manager. parlor and curl up on the davenport once In a long while, so you should dlne; “Soon you are lost In a golden have been the kid with the lard on Skidoo, dull care and fly away. Oscar Akers. dream of the peaceful quiet on the your hair and held your ‘own’.” Newsboys. old farm. Suddenly, a fellow sufferer But that is neither here nor there. ‘Tie true, my love, our Spring Is com Willie Dutton hits you a kick on the shins and you We were still simmering as noted ing, Frankie Lockwood. are thus rudely brought back from above when, tap, tap, came a gentle See how the leaf-buds dance; Eddie Lee. that beautiful dream to find your rapping at the door of our sanctorum. O’er the fields we’ll soon be roaming, lightning change artist cooing patheti And picking bur------Robbie Breed. We bawled out “Come in !” and the cally In the hall-way. So, with your door was cautiously opened until we Ernie Smith. courage screwed up ’till your heart But we, the editor, In our official posi discerned before us a young heavenly tion had collapsed. After several strings feel like dish rags, you bolt thing, whose tender yearning eyes for the door and beat it” hours of delirium we awoke from the PREXY’S ADVICE told us at once that she aspired to maddening brain-storm with Its terri poetic visions. ble nightmares. The physician ad (Extract from President Crawford’s “Are you the editor of the Kaldron?” vises a warmer climate. Lecture to Freshmen, Sept. 20, 08.) “Men sometimes take pride in telling what great sinners they she Inquired with the look of a star "My dear young friends, give my tled fawn. “ We are the same,” we used to be.” —Fugate. second thought your most careful answered entranced at once by the “A butcher is willing to meat consideration. In dear old Allegheny mild creature’s charming frontispiece. his customers half-weigh.” man’s chief end Is to glorify Mrs. “The girl with a dimple in her “I have a poem on ‘Love In Spring — Prex Crawford. Hulings and bow forever in humble cheek learns it at a remarkably time’ ” she ventured, "which my submission nt her royal pedestal. early age.” —Miss Fisher. friends say shows unusual genius, and “People who blow their own “With terrible, yes, frightful antici I thought you might like the chance horn always blow dreadfully out pations nsk central on your bended “There are some people so to publish it.” knee to connect you with No. 12. of tune.” —Benedict. wanting in musical taste that they Here she paused and turned her Don’t be the least bit nlnrmed when questioning eyes so full upon us that a deep masculine voice borrowed don’t know the difference be “The boy who ought to listen we could see Into their depths ever so from a neighboring frog-pond answers tween a string orchestra and a and learn, generally does most of far; what else could we do but throw with a rumbling, ‘Well,, what’s want rubber band.” — Schaffner. on our sentimental pose and murmur the talking.”— Willard Maxwell. PERSONALS. Harper in Ethics: “As to what Conversation heard at the H all: moon. Why, it’s almost as light I think, I don’t know what I “Oh, no, Martha’s father is just as day outside.” think, but I think,” etc. Seems in the State Legislature.” Miss Nichols— “Well, you don’t Prexy, referring to the “Grand to express very well his general “Well, for land’s sake, I sup need to tell me that; I know how Old Man” of Allegheny, “and attitude of mind. posed from the fuss, he must be light it is outside. The blamed here we have with us this “sweet a U. S. Senator.” old moon." bunch of honey.’ ” Miss Mabel McLean (Easter vacation.) “What are you sigh (Mr. Deemer and Miss Howard Singley— As graceful as an ox Crowd of girls speaking to Miss ing for, Caroline?” strolling through the Campus of and lithe as a lead pipe. Tries Mills: “We were so surprised, Miss Parsons— “Oh, nothing! the Unitarian Seminary.) amateur theatricals at Hulings Ethel, to hear of your engage That was just a Phi Psi.” Miss Howard— “Oh, Paul, my Hall and makes a great hit in ment.” heart is aflame with love for society. Miss Mills (sweetly) : “I was Hazel Emery having a chat y o u !” a little surprised myself. It was with Dr. Snavely. Mr. Deemer— “Ach, Ach, Gra- Mr. Boyd (in Kaldron Board all so spontaneous.” Miss Emery— “Isn’t it strange cie, put it out quick, there’s no meeting)— “The Theta Sigmas that Dr. Smith doesn’t marry?” insurance.” "A crow is so near like itself are the only ones who haven’t had Dr. Snavely— “Well, why don’t their pictures taken yet. When that you can’t tell it from any Mr. Lamb, at Scientific Club you marry him off to some of will you have it done, Miss other bird.” From the “brilliant” dinner, to whom Neuchatel cheese your girls. Miss McLaughlin is W hite? head of Miss Sophia Campbell. on the market, isn’t she? was offered first. “Gee, what do you do with (Mr. Stidger discussing “The (Miss Bly, unable to decipher A fraternity sister to Caroline this?” Rivals” with an elderly lady on her own Ethics paper.) Lauffer—“Are you going out North Main street.) Dr. Cobern—“Well, did you rowing when you get to Saeger Miss Greene—“Just gim me Bill-— “ It w ill certainly be fine! write it yourself?” tow n?” five cents and I can go on a spree The costuming is perfect! You Every one smiles except the “Caroline— “No, indeed! I'm and have the best kind of a time.” know, Eddie Crow made one of Theta Sigma champions. not going to take my chances Miss Mills (gently)—Oh, I the “girl’s” dresses and the En don’t need even that. I can just with any man?” Elkins— Divides his time be terprise Millinery store has go to Round Top and enjoy my tween cutting up cats and singing loaned the hats. Then, besides, self.” Mr. Gorham, while escorting the beauties of Killarney. Some the Spirella Company has given Miss Ling home from the Phi Paul Hillman— “I left my book day he may uncover the germ of them the corsets outright.” Psi party at an already breath over at the Hall at breakfast this embryonic ambition, if he breaks Elderly Lady—-How nice, I taking pace— “Say, Bess, what is morning, Dr. Smith.” the crust away. suppose they must have been the shortest way home?” misfits.” Miss Nichols, returning from Mr. Simonton, over the 'phone Bill—“Miss who? Miss Fits? Miss Birchard (in Psyc- class) an evening’s stroll with Sammy— — “Well, old girl, I’ve got you at I don’t believe I know her.” (Au — “I think as Miss Chase does.” of course— enters her room and last.” thentic.) General sentiment of Alpha finds several of her fraternity Miss Miller— “I beg your par Chi Omega. sisters gazing out of the window don, but I think you have gotten (Robinson addressed by a street in moon-struck rapture. the wrong one this time.” urchin while taking a walk.) Miss Hillman seen at the Simonton—“Who is this, Say, fellow, don’t you know Burn’s lecture. Seems to be Miss Fugate— “Oh, come here, Mary, and see this beautiful please? I want Miss Lewis. enough to give a girl the inside?” Bright(ening) up a bit. Penman— “He is from Si-ox take. Owner can have same with FOR SALE OR RENT. ing, kindly spirited little fellow, (Sioux) City.” out proving property and present especially since the above men holder will pay charges of trans-- For Sale—Assurance, supply Mrs. Diehl, speaking of the tioned merchandise is thrown in. portation. unlimited. Deal in wholesale lots men of the Senior class— “Oh, but Robbie Ross: Has money only. Rev. Bill Stidger. they was a lovely mess.” D. C. Thompson—A freshman enough to make up for the brains and looks it, Found— the Lord and those qualities in which he For Sale— Persistency. Large Shortt— His only “long suit” knows where. Must have dropped is entirely wanting. Good chance quantities cheap to quick buyer, is the clothes he wears.” when it rained frogs. Is sheltered for some one who considers mar otherwise must be thrown away. by the Sigs. riage as a matter-o’-money. A good thing if it works and isn’t Stetson— “Say, fellows, I wish For Rent— Several hats in good Lost— Wm. Leighton Mould. some of you would tell Mary not too evident. A certain brand condition; but have grown too Last seen on the State road head to abuse me after this. I wasn’t monopolized by Keister, who is small for the owner since making ing for Meadville. Probably scared of the blame snake.” anxious to close out. Senior Six. Percy Paul Parsons. never reached there as he is very FOR SALE—Special lot of Miss Hayward, returning from susceptible to remorse. Will For Rent— One front room at hearts. Dan Cupid missed the an evening’s stroll with Beany, awake some day, but in the mean Edson’s, North Main street. Fam following targets, which are now enters her room and finds three time lives in bliss. ily strict church goers on Sunday of her fraternity sisters on their offered to the public at one-fourth evenings. Piano, delightful cozy Lost— Expectation of Senior knees praying fervently— “Oh, reduction: corner. Only Kappa Alpha The- Six. Don’t try to find it. “Tax” Lord, get Anna in on time.” Benjamin Franklin’s Cousin: ta’s need apply. Miner. Height, 3 1-7 cubits; middle Lost— The semblance of a man. aged; light hair; soft blue eyes. Character lost, but disposition WANTED. LOST AND FOUND ADS. Reward for return. See Lamb. Puritanical. Unchristian. Splen W. J. Aiken—Lost to the col Lost— An intelligent expres did bargain for some forlorn Hall Wanted—By the faculty, a lege. No reward offered. sion. “Bishop” Burt. girl, who has not as yet succeed machine that will turn out Senior ed in getting a “case.” recommendations. One that can S. S. Townsend— Lost, all hope Lost— In a certain number Wm. C. Cravner: Has a very truly say: “She is of high Chris that his invitations will ever be of the Campus— A considerable charming ecclesiastical intona tian character, winning person “ Gibbon” an acceptance. amount of courtesy. My friends tion which should sound like ality, splendid standard in schol will pay for its return. Stidger, sweet music in the ears of any arship, looks unexceptionable and W. L. Morganza— Lost in ad Literary Monthly Critic. woman. Not really bad and would will prove a successful teacher,” miration of himself. Wonder Found— By Miss Fowler, one do very nicely for any one who etc., etc. what he sees in a vacuum. small girl. At present in the does not always judge from ap care of Charlie White. Owner pearances. Wanted—By Mr. Krug. “All W. C. Cravner— Lost, all inter the pretty girls in the world to please call for as soon as possi Ralph R. M. Tripcony: Is eigh est in college. After an absence ble. teen inches high, and' is accom line up and pass by him.” Would of two years, seen once on the panied by a special line of red they pass him by? Found— Miss Shryock’s key on varsity debating team. socks, green and pink neckties Derfus butcher boy. Owner may and plaid suits. Any girl ought “An absolute vacuum is a have same by applying at Derfus Bish Burt— Found, in the Alps. to be willing to pay a big price physical impossibility; it can ex Transported to America by mis Brothers. for such a pugnacious, well-mean ist only in the mind.”— Hubbard. takes an interest in Allegheny “People who talk too much Title of play, “The Rivals,” or ADVERTISEMENTS. athletics. He won out in the don’t realize it until the next “Is She Firmly ‘Root’-ed.” last game and literally chased his day.” —Miss Loane. Cast of Characters. Five Brothers Chewing and opponent (Jimmy) off the field. .■Heroine, M iss Mae Straw . Smoking. Piper and Houghton broke the “A self-made man often re Hero and Villain, Mr. S. Ross S. Y. Rossiter. record for long-distance-cross lieves the Lord of a great respon Root and Mr. Lee Harris (char D. H. Leffel. country walking. sibility." —Cravner. acters interchangeable according L. M. Hickernell. Yost and Dorworth are making “The surest why to drive D. F. Croasman. to one’s personal opinion). a good showing for beginners. Synopsis of Acts. honors from you is to go after W . J. Aiken. We may expect great things of Act I.— Time, 1907-1908. Scene, them.” —Miss Bullock. them in the future. Shifting between Allegheny and “Some people are always in Cambridge Springs. Debris. bad company, even when alone.” A ct II.— Tim e, 1908-1909. Scene, [Discovered, uncovered and vari — Beany Stewart. Confined more to Allegheny. ously deposited by the Act III.— Time, Future. Scene, Cyclone.] “An ignorant man is never de Bridal Altar. feated in an argument.” Outcome— For the reader to “Some men have to die in order — Lem Brown and Dr. Smith. surm ise. to get a procession.” — Timothy Alden. “The Lord helps those who SPORTING NEWS. help themselves, but the police Actual freezers who continually “The wounds of love are quick man steps in when they help cast off a glow (?) of frost, but est healed by another arrow.” themselves too much.” Stetson and Green made the absolutely safe. — Mead. — Phi Delts Freshmen. Polly Miller. record dash of the season and Hefty Lamb. came in at the "home” goal with “ Poetry runs in the blood, in “Compared to the amount of flying colors. the poetical vein, you know.” kicking that is done, the points Theatrical Announcements. Meade and Loane were forced — Stidger. gained are very few.” to drop out in the first half. Later — Johnson. Loane re-entered with Kennedy “Unless a man lives as high as Continuous Performance of the a s second. he shouts, the less noise he “The best way to succeed in the “ R ivals.” Miller and Fugate kept up their makes, the better.”— Harper. world is to act on the advice you Much has been written locally give others.” —Dr. Smith. record as “steady” runners. Are “Whiskey lowers a man, but about Sheridan’s play—“The deserving of Block A’s. raises a devil.” —Rossiter. Rivals” ; more has probably been Hickernell made his usual good The Kaldron board’s only said locally about Allegheny’s showing in the MILL(er) RACE, “There is plenty of room in the solace is that people are always play, “ The Rivals.” Inasmuch as but was tripped up occasionally world unless you try to spread glad to know their weaknesses— the play, at present time, is not by White, Broadbent, Croasman yourself too much.”— Keister. or ought to be. completed it is not fit that extend and others. Has the material all ed comment should be passed right, but is hindered by his coun thereon; however as several acts try training. Polish up Hick and have been performed for us, a you may win out next year. brief synopsis may not be amiss. Glad to see that “Booze” still COOZER-COO Representing the Coozlng Interests of Allegheny College. Appropriately Trained by Dr. Smith. Sheriffs Sale! Synopsis of Scenes Act I.— The Fire-Escape, Hulings Hall. Time, Midnight. Act II.— Scene I. The Circle of Pines. Scene II. Cemetery Be it hereby known that on Ravine. Act III.— Next Day. Scene I. The Terrace. Scene II. The Cussewago. MARCH 20th, 1909, Act IV.— The Parsonage. Rev. W. L. Stidger (the marry the following piece of property will be disposed ing parson) officiating. of at public sale: THIS SPACE The members of the Bright aiid “Red.” Coozer-Coo in the HICKERNELL F O R S A L E . order of their W ILL LIGHT election, YOUR HOUSE. 12. Telephone 12. ex-oifficio Telephone Hans Mulfinger Delta Tau Delta Premises. Music For Feed Store DANCES AND WED- Joe Piper STRAW & Said property being on the corner of Park Avenue DINGS Yost and Loomis Street. DRUM & HAYWARD HARPER “Knight” Drum Telephone 12. Ellery Telephone 12. Johnny Kissed her Cause of Sale. Fuel! Fuel! Fuel McClure HARLEY GOLD Jewelry. Failure of the Commissary Department. Sam Maxwell COLE & Wedding Rings a Sam Rossiter specialty. We give MINER them away. Roy Grandey Telephono 12. Telephono 12. Primary Cause of Failure. “Page” Lewis FIREARMS AND Simonton NICHOLLS & Effort of Commissary Warren Cole to provide for WEAPONS Paul Hillman NICHOLS his brother, “Veuus” Cole. THE GILETTE Squibb Robinson CO. BANKERS Kane, Pa. Benedict Telephone 12. B. Franklin Cousins Telephono 12. General Cause. Sterling McNees After the Show Don’t Fall to See the Non-payment of board bills. CARRIAGES The management Is Midget Dwarfs, MISS Indebted to Miss Fraser SMALL & SHORT Delta Boys are now eating at Dollie House. Blick for the girls used In at the Musenm WHEELING this production. 10c. left for the Sig House several weeks ago. Telephone 12. Telephone 12. Telephone 12. ALL ON A SUNDAY EVENING. Space would fail me to tell of their wanderings Of the tortuous way which they went; The day is done and the cases But I fear me lest love and religion Set out on their weekly quest, Were strangely and wondrously blent. For some snug, sequestered corner Where the poor tired things can rest. For the evening is “perfectly lovely, I And the cares that infested the day They see the lighted church windows Have packed their trunks like elopers Gleam up from the foot of the hill, And as silently slunk away. But the cases are, oh, so unselfish! And hate all the church pews to fill. So with feelings of tenderest nature, There was a young lady named Rose, Which are scarcely akin to pain, W ho had a great horror for beaus, They patiently go plodding onward, In manner official On through the mist and the rain. She turned down poor Fishel; In anguish he now rends his clothes. Some cases are frankly in earnest, And don’t care what folks say; Miss Mary Smith primly said, Such cases as Samuel and Mary, As she decidedly shook her head, Or the Root of all evil and May. I’ll gladly marry a teacher; But before I’ll take a preacher, There are some you can see from the distance I’ll remain an old maid ’till I’m dead.” And some you can hear as they come; Fair Grace lighted up by her lantern, "Oh, Etsie, Jettie and darling Vic, And Verna still beating her Drum. Of all de dirls we are de pick; I I love ooz so, ou ittle dears, And some of the girls, too, have chosen Drive away dose honey tears.” The nice little boys to adopt; Hulings in chorus—“You make me sick.” There’s sweet, pretty, pink Charlie Lewis With his hair like an ex-convict cropt. There was a young lady, named Josette, And this is entirely the truth, Here we have one or two blighted beings When asked for a toast, Who wander, but wander apart; She’d always propose Yost, Poor Sawdy and Arch-deacon Cousins, A fact that hardly needs proof. Whose cares ne’er got a fair start. \ There was a young lady named Bess, But to come once again to the cases; Who said that unless There are some which are now a sure go; She was near White Mary Green and her noble knight Ellery, She never felt right And Elizabeth Houghton and Joe. And her mind was never at rest. THE ALLEGHENY CYCLONE FORE SAIL! (Apologies to the Bugle) Beins as how another has alineated the tendersome affeck- shuns of my previously enamored swet-hart and beins as how the foresed party to the first part has sent back embellish ments of love and affeckshun to which she was hitherto firmly attacht, I now put the same up to public market for sail to them what wants sich merchandise. For remunerative compenshion on above legitimate trans- ackshion I ask a good, round, neet figure, but will take what I git and reckon myself luckie. Here is a itimised list as fol lows: one gold braselet with my frat insighnia thereon (which can be taken off at discreshion); one hat pin, for which 1 aint astink a regular prise (it being tarnished from improper usage) ; and brass plated stick pin; and many other artickles of personal endearments too numerous to menshion. These goods aint shoddy or shop worn as illustrated and I invite public inspectshion of same, free of cost. Hoping I aint to be pestered with this gulery any longer, I am Yours for gulery, T A D C U L P . P. S.— My new girl don’t want any of this here gulery, hence I offer it to public sail as aforesaid. ODE TO LATIN (Taught by Hyskell) All are dead who spoke it; All are dead who wrote it; All will die who learn it, Blessed death— they earn it! PAUL HILLMAN. He seized her in the dark and kissed her, And for a moment bliss was his; “Oh, my! I thought it was my sister!” He cried- She laughed and said, “It is.” WELL TEMPERED DUTTON. Loved by all who reverence their Alma Mater. A mild disposition C. F . ROSS, Globe Trotter. and strong personality, which has elevated the Riff-Raff to classic Doing stunts for his Alma Mater in sunny Italy- Clarence standing. Our Indebtedness to him can never be repaid. needs no introduction as an All-Alleghenian to the present student body and may the coming generation merit his praise and admiration. Here’s to his health! C»V\ E. S- BREED, Bug Chaser. Delights In delving in the mysteries of a prehistoric age. But, GOING EASY SNAVELY. nevertheless, finds time to become a factor in that better Allegheny. Keeps an open eye on the Athletic Board. A- Student’s friend. Hence, Guy is very popular back of the Registrar’s counter. Never permits undue dignity to Interfere with good-fbllowship. Keeps Allegheny in good spirits. m 4 leiAfito&fl’i&iMl'iJ si GEO. A. MULFINGER. Altho long absent from the Father land, he still radiates that German fraternalism. But, no one is louder in singing his praise of old Allegheny. B- EDWARD LEE. A precise gentleman, with a reputation established for congeni ality, strength of purpose and unquestioned ability along many line*. Never talks shop outside the class room, and never hesitates at the chance of becoming one of the boys. Follows up athletic dope. Young yet, as to general weight on the faculty bench, so there’s hope. A tennis enthusiast, who delights to relate fairy tales of life at old Har vard. And then upon the offer of reward, a long confinement of ®Ip (Ml of tip (Enin thy person shall in these confines so stir up a fear that public pity all aroused at length shall make of treble profit thy re ©r, Spiui Allegheny j^nroiueh tip 3Finaurtal pantr turn. Then will that cheering, merry, merry din of coin on coin in empty coffer sound. A S’ljorkmg (Haag o f SCtiwappittg, tit Wljirlj [Doctor Crawford stoops and picks up the dog in his arms.] S’nntp of CEtpa? lUlp & it ut lip grats af So, dear old Blick, tip MigijtH are inoolneh We’ll play the trick, ACT I—SCENE I. Then let’s away For all’s fair play [The Campus. Twilight, Blick asleep at the front of the stage. In times of dreadful, direful need. Flashes of green light. Enter Doctor Crawford in full scholastic garb. He soliloquizes in halting tones.] [Exit. Low thunder. Flare of red light.] Doctor Crawford— [C u r t a i n ] Alas, alack the day, the evil hour is here. Dire want upon us comes— the coin is very rare. There was a time and hour ACT I.—SCENE II. when at the word it came; but all is changed now and money [Stage in utter darkness. Door opens in center. Booze Russell is my bane. Truly the night is dark and morn is far from appears in door clad in lounging gown and slippers. He carries a here; my way of life it seems is fallen in the sear. Yet there candle. He whistles for Blick, at last door closes and there is darkness.] [C horus] be ways and means; come hope with gentle art, attend on winged thought— show quick my fainting heart the golden Oh, Boozer’s gray dog lay on the barn floor, road to coin. And Nula was his name, etc. [There is a flash of yellow light as the Doctor stumbles over the [Door opens. Booze Russell appears again, wearing night gown dog.] and night cap. He whistles pathetically for his dog turning his head Oh, pardon me thou lean and mangy dog that I upon thy from right to left and peering into the darkness.. He inadvertantly blows out the candle. A muttered imprecation is heard. The door slumbers thus intrude. Thou are the noblest of that mongrel slam s.] brood that daily on Our campus doth abide. And in this hour [C horus] of my deep dark distress, thy well beloved form is unto mine They cut him all up into sausage meat, eye as the friendly beam of beacon fire, welcoming home the And Nula, etc. weary mariner after a toilsome way, all tempest torn. Beloved [C u r t a i n ] thou art by every man and maid that over these rough paths of learning tread. ACT I— SCENE III. [•Doctor Crawford Muses] Let thy dear form, [Scene laid at the divide of the Campus walk between the Chapel Of freedom shorn, aud Ruter Hall, showing bulletin board. Enter Booze Russell with a great show of grief. He carries a bundle of posters, one of which he Be shut away nails to the board and goes off the stage weeping. Enter William Cus- From light of day, taf Fixel with the air of the Prince of Denmark. He slowly reads Then grief profound th e b ill.] Will here abound. W . G. Fixel— From every part LOST STRAYED OR STOLEN! Where aches the heart. MY DOG, BLICK. And all the time Old Blick shall dine He was at once my joy and pride. On rarest dish H e was black and white and queer. That one could wish. He is in thrall He was known as Nula Ving, Blick or anything you choose At Wilcox hall, But no matter what you called him, he would not come. In basement dark His master and sympathizing friends offer a purse of $1,000 Where none may hark for his return. As he repines [William Gustaf Fixel proceeds to get excited. With many gesticu In mournful whines. lations he shouts:] And I alone Has anybody seen anything or anything of Miss Spalding. Know of the room, The reward! The reward! We must have the reward! And here you see Duzer-Du— The reward! Duzer-Du ! The only key. [Brit F ix e l.] [E x it.] [Sudden darkness. Thunder.] [Enter Chief Lewis. Literary Stride. He reads.] [C u r t a i n ] Chief Lewis—-Most fair and nifty circumstance. Prime solution of our difficulty. I foresee the completion of our Quill A C T II.— SC E N E I. club plans. I’ll hie me at once to the Gentle Doctor, he of [College Chapel.] the limped phase and earnest zest for local option. Mayhap [Curtain goes up discovering Chapel in session. Close of last hymn. together we may catch the cur and whack the proceeds up. General air of great tensity of feeling. Long pause. President Craw [He goes quickly .] ford arises and leans over lectern. Faculty produce handkerchiefs as [Doctor Crawford enters of 2:40 clip. Stops dead still before the he begins.] bill. Adjusts glasses and rco-ds the bill. After a moment he removes I hardly know how to say what I want to say this morning. glasses and smiles expansively at the audience and then continues [Chokes momentarily.] Perhaps I ought to say, first of all, that reading. Finally he snaps 0lasses into their case and advances to never during all my connection with this college have I known front of platform.'] a more unexplainable concatenation of circumstances. You Dr. Crawford-— know whereof I speak. It is now forty-eight hours since last I now foresee our friend was seen. For five years he has daily at this hour A grand melee, waited just outside this building. He was part of us, and now Where tears will flow he is gone, where, it is not as yet revealed. And I may sow I want to express my own sense of loss. I think that I am The seeds of zest in bounds when I say that I have never been more moved than For wholesome quest. I have been in watching this display of grief that I see on To this neat sum every side. I with you feel his loss as that of a personal Much more will come, friend or brother, [sobs audibly]. 184 186 Bear with me, my heart is elsewhere. Brother Cobern will Washington, D. C. speak while it comes back to me. Doctor Crawford: [Doctor Cobern arises, advances to front of rostrum. Opens mouth Am inexpressibly shocked at the news of your calamity. widely three times, then breaks into tears and is lead back to seat by W e are all hoping for good news to come. He was a desirable h is associates. General Isobbing about the room. President Crawford citizen. Theodore Roosevelt. arises with hands over his eyes, he says: "Miss Spalding has kindly consented to recite for us.”] [Prolonged cheering.] Miss Spalding— Forest Hill, Cleveland, Ohio. Over our grief now do I prophecy, Dear Dr. Crawford: Which like black death doth sear our hearts I would fain hold out a flame of hope in this dark hour of Making our cheeks all wet with tears. suspense. That no effort be spared I am glad to increase the The purse already offered is a spur sum offered by $10,000. John D. Rockefeller. And speaks the generous love of him There are scores of others. The reward as noyv stands Who at this time is stunned by pain ; $30,000. William Leroy Stidger has something to say to you. Yet loyalty and love of right Shall make us strong to act. William Leroy Stidger— Fellow Alleghenians: I feel that Forth from this place we’ll go and do I feel these situations as feelingly as any of you. I am sure I All that in human power lies. feel it keenly. If Blick is numbered with the slain I see in my minds’ eye a great sausage machine, my And we in any whit forget friends, the symbol of dire destruction to all forlorn dogs, the The show of love to fond memory due_ mystic seal of canned canines. By the side of this gore-stained May his fierce spirit thirsting for revenge instrument of death stands a hidious monster in human form. With Ate by his side come hot from hell His very eyelids sag away from his eyeballs depicting the And in these confines in a mongrel voice lowest form of greed. From his mouth protude two yellow Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs------fangs and as the sound of pitiful whines reaches him, from [Miss Spalding staggers and would fall but for quick assistance.] either corner of the aforesaid facial gash, the hot droll of eager anticipation flows softly down. Lo, before him I see our lost [Doctor Crawford, blowing nose vigorously, advances to the lectern. In a voice scarcely audible he begins.'] friend harshly dragged. He turns his great moist eyes upon us in an unmistakable appeal for help for Help, Help. I he news of our calamity is widely known this morning. Help, Hellup, Hellup. It will be read in San Francisco, London and Hong Kong be fore evening. I am hourly besieged by messages of condo [While he waits on the applause which is expressed by a great lence. I must read you one or two: outburst of sobs led by Doctor Crawford. He fixes his audience with an earnest look and then continues softly.] New York City. Friends it is not yet too late. I cannot believe that it is Dear Brother Crawford : yet too late. I feel sure that there is no one in the room I have just learned of your great grief. Accept my pro who would not have a part in this quest. We may not all found sympathy and $10,000 for the search. search to advantage, but we may all at least contribute from Andrew Carnegie. our substance for the investigation. The monitors are now 187 going to pass the hats and I know that I need not urge. With reappears with rope and plate of food. He rushes after the crowd this tribute in verse, I close: crying in a shrill treble-.] Wait a minute, wait a minute, I’ve got a rope! I like the smell of burning leaves [C u b t a i n ] And I know why I do; But it don’t cut so very much ice ACT II.— SCENE III. In such a time of woe. [Campus. Darkness. Enter Doctor Crawford carrying a dark The love of him who now is lost lantern -uyhich is thrown here and there upon the audience. At last Surges my bosom thru; it falls upon the sm iling face of the Doctor.] The man who has done this dreadful deed Doctor Crawford— Surely the day will rue. Things work out sometimes just the way they should; So here is my tribute to Blick in song, TJie reward is all and more than I dared hope. All written by myself; By the setting of to-morrow evening’s sun, I’ll sell it to a magazine To dear Blicks collar I’ll affix an ordinary rope, And donate all the pelf. And into the broad daylight we will go Boldly and firmly claiming all we may, [Doctor Crawford starts “Throw Out the Life Line," which con tinues while hats are passed. Oreat demonstration of grief. Money Shedding peace on all this scene of woe, is poured, down in a heap at the base of the lectern. The nod is given Fulfilling in a measure “The Better Alleghe.” and all pass out except Doctor Crawford. He takes off his coat, puts And yet in this hour of my almost success all the rnoney into it and gathers it up in a bundle by its corners; There flutters a dark shade of fear arises and says.] Lest ail the quest that’s going on Every little bit added to what you got Should bring fell danger near. Makes just a little bit more; [Pause] When what you’ve got is an awful lot, Lo, here approaching now I see, It makes you want a lot more. In nightly garb attired, [He winks and smiles and goes off stage with a fancy step.] A form I could not well mistake, By all so much admired. [C u r t a i n ] [Enter Doctor Lockwood in lounging robe, slippers and night cap. ACT II—SCENE II. He carries a candle, a rope and a plate of food. He seems to be walking in his sleep. Doctor cranoford co n tin u e s s ] [History Class Room. Doctor Sm ith'in chair. Class just assembled .] And from the other way there comes Dr. Smith— I think we’ll have a quiz this morning. Another with some meat [Groans on all sides, usual preparation . . Finally all at work.] And rope and candlestick— Student— How much does this quiz count, Doctor? By jingo, they’re both asleep ! Dr. Smith— The joke is on you, I’m afraid. I’ll stand aside [Laughter] And here abide, [Students w ork busily till all are startled by a dog that bays just To keep close watch outside. 4. wild rush for the door. D r. Smith plunges under desk, Lest things should botch. [He retires and closes darlc lantern. Doctor Smith enters with Doctor Crawford— outfit like that of Doctor Lockwood. He whistles for dog.] Under the brooding morning stars Dr. Lockzvood— I ’ve watched your strange ordeal, I would I had some charm To my tired spirit it was a jar To make the dear dog come— Foretelling woe not weal. I tell you we are in the fight So pledge to-night, To put the bug on Rum. On the morrow bright To stand by me, So here’s a painful death to booze— Whatever be Miss Tarbell, dough-up soon— The grand climax Oh, where in thunder did I put O f these two acts. Elizabeth Pritner’s spoon? [C u r t a i n ] Doctor Smith— By the dickery dickery dock ACT III.— SCENE I. When did Hildebrand die? [ Campus. William Leroy Stidger and Chief Lewis.] I asked the waiter for sausage meat— Chief Lewis— You don’t mean to say, Stidger, that the Theodore hates a lie. reward is now two million dollars. [Wipes eyes on rag.] Oh. Nula, Nula, Nula Ving," Stidger—That I do, Lewis. I tell you the whole country Come to your master’s call. is stirred up. I don’t believe this whole college has had two I mightily want some extra coin hours sleep for the whole week. I havn’t been to class since To fix up— Ruter H all! the dear dog [chokes and ,ro6j] came up missing. Everybody [Here both men begin whistling and advance toward center of the is just crazy about the reward. But see here, old man, isn’t stage. They collide, the candles are extinguished. They struggle in it possible for us to get the credit for the find. I am sure the the dark.'] dog will be found. The press ought to come in for a pull. Surely if we could get that two million dollars for the Quill Both (excitedly)—Pve got him! I’ve got him! Help! Club Room, -we could have our carpet woven of golden Help! Won’t somebody help? thread, a frieze of diamonds on the wall and have plenty left [Doctor Crawford throws dark lantern open showing the profes for the Oratorical Association, Atheletic Association, and for sors in bad mixup. They glare at each other. Cautiously investigate every poverty stricken organization about school. W e could the identity of each other.] start a fund for a dozen pet projects. Both— Old man, you’ve been asleep! Lewis—That we could, old man. Shake on it. Look, [P a u se] here comes Bin Fixel.. What new scheme has he got up his No, I havn’t. sleeve. Must be he’s training for Sir Anthony or King Lear. How did you happen to be in that rig? Man, how he froths. [W hen they observe their own dress they are in confusion.] [Enter Fixel fa a frenzy. Chokes, gasps, stutters, and falls.] [Doctor Crawford advancing majestically.] Fixel—A spade, a spade. We must have a spade. Has anybody seen anything or anything of a spade. Father Luce 191 —Andy Morford— Andy Morford—Father Luce— Doctor Abe— Honest Abe. We didn’t know much about the canal Smith—-stuck in the sluice— stuck in the sluice— Dr. Smith— or undesirable citizens. Would you vote for Mr. Tillman. Looking for Blick— got stuck. Oh, won’t anybody get a Gentlemen, do you think R. J. George— can’t Benedict kick? spade [Goes down in a heap,] Did you see that? Did you see that? Nice work, Sammy, Stidger— Great Scott, old man, you don’t mean Dr. Smith shoot again. has crawled into the sluice after Blick and got stuck, do you? [A pause; dead silence. Father Luce cries openly; the boys are Fixel— A spade. A spade. Somebody get a spade. nonplussed. Doctor Crawford enters. Stops stock still, aghast at the sight before him.] [Go« into a convulsion.] [Booze Russell sings.] [Enter Fattier Luce, all excited.] Of all the airts the wind do bla Father Luce— Gosh amighty, Doc Lockwood’s dead. Doc I dearly love the west. Lockwood’s dead; Doc Lockwood’s dead; Doc Lockwood’s Of all the airts the wind can blow dead. Oh, gosh amighty, Doc Lockwood’s dead. Dead, dead, I dearly love the west. dead, dead, dead, dead. For there the bonnie Nula lives Lewis— What do .you mean, man? The doggie I love best. Father Luce— Fell off smoke-stack. Dead, dead, dead, dead, Tho wild woods grow and rivers row dead, Gosh amighty, dead. And monie a hill betwixt. Stidger— Come, Father Luce, tell us. Fell off smoke-stack. But day and night my fancy’s flight W hat was he doing on the smoke-stack? Is ever wi’ my Blick. Father Luce— Looking for Blick. Dead, dead, dead, dead. Doctor Crawford— What does this mean? Gosh amighty, dead. IF alls in a faint.] Stidger— You can see, Doctor Crawford— madness. Lewis— Come quick, men; we’ll see about it. Doctor Crawford— How long has he been so? [They start off the stage in a rush, but stop dead still and fall back. Lewis— Not long. He has been unwell of late through Enter Booze Russell on all fours in grotesque, pathetically grovelling much worry. attitude. Crawls into the middle of the stage and sings.] Fixel—A spade. A spade, a spade. Booze Russell— Father Luce— Doc Lockwood dead, dead, dead. Oh, take him a bunch of blue ribbon; [The men hurriedly explain to Doctor Crawford. With face work Oh, take him a bunch of blue ribbon; ing with emotion, hand upraised, he shouts into the sky.] Oh, take him a bunch of blue ribbon; Doctor Crawford— To tie up his bonny white hair. Let the great gods that keep this dreadful pother o’er our Gentlemen, have you seen him, he had white hair, he had heads ■white hair. He was my Blick, gentlemen. Yes, he did have Fend off this awful woe. What evil this that thus assails? black spots. I loved him, gentlemen; he was my dog. Such wrong I wot not of when I conceived the plan. Oh, take him a bunch of blue ribbon ...... But hold, my courage— good heart, be strong, That’s an old song, gentlemen. I learned that at Chancellors- That all in our might be done to right the wrong. ville. I was shot at Chancellorsville, gentlemen. I was fight [Exit in a rush. Booze Russell calls after them.] ing for Old Abe. You know all the boys were figting for Old Oh, bring me a bunch of blue ribbon. 192 193 examining it he pulls out the cork and pour contents over the Doctor. Doctor Lockwood springs to his feet and fairly screams.] [Scene at Power House. Doctor Lockwood on ground kicking spas * modically. In rush Doctor Crawford, Stidger and Lewis and a crowd Doctor Lockwood— Cork it up. Cork it up. It’s rum. It’s rum. of students. They make a. great demonstration. Grief abounds. It’s a mocker, gentlemen. We must crush it out. You see one Hothing done. Doctor Lockwood continues to kick with pleasing cannot peacefully die without being assailed by the tempter. irregularity. Here voices cry from the wing of stage.] [Slrifces bottle from Professor Brown's grasp.] We got him out. We got him out. [AH crowd around and shake the Doctor's hand. But he waves [At this juncture Doctor Smith, Fixel and Father Luce appear. them aside and continues. D r. Smith badly mussed. His coat is wrinkled and scuffed up. From Gentlemen, I perceive that you do not realize the gravity his right foot trails a rope.] of the situation. We must not be flippant about this liquor Doctor Crawford— Praised be; so much is mended. How traffic. It assails our very homes. Why, only last evening, did you get free, doctor? a drunken brute came pounding at my door and had it not Father Luce (interrupting Dr. Smith)— Why, Fixel crawled been for the speed with which I ran for the police, my home in and hitched the rope to the Doctor’s foot and I jest ketched would have been made desolate. And here to-day, being hold and pulled like tunket. slightly indisposed, my best friend holds the cup to my lips. [Here Father Luce, who seems utterly beside himself, again seizes Professor Brown— But, doctor, we thought you were done the rope and starts off at a terrific rate. Dr. Srnith is all but upset. for. T'he crowd rescues him, and Stidger sits on Father Luce, who cries, Doctor Lockwood— It has no reverence for the dead. “Pull him, out, pull him. out," as in frenzy.] [He starts from the stage and cries aloud.] Doctor Crawford— Someone run for Dr. Sheetz. Not yet, not yet, thou demon black, Professor Brown— I’ll go, Doctor. Hast thou the battle won; Lewis (looking at Lockwood)•—Oh, mighty Caesar, dost thou I’m in the fight with all my might, lie so low? To put the bug on rum. Stidger (sadly)— But yesterday the word of Lockwood [All leave the stage with Dr. Lockwood. Doctor Crawford remains sounded the knell of rum; now lies he there. behind. Stidger and Lewis lurk unseen in background.] A ll— Oh, most bloody sight. Doctor Crawford— Lewis— Oh, woeful day. And now if all the gods be kind, Stidger-—Oh, piteous spectacle. All yet may righted be; Doctor Smith (looking up at the smoke-stack)— Oh, what a fall I ’m trusting none the dog to find, was there, my countrymen. Or woe, all woe is me. Doctor Crawford— He was the noblest champion of us all. Tonight to Wilcox Hall I go, All his searching was for a common good. In honest hope The dear dog to release; and in undaunted courage he has braved all dangers. We And put a balm on all or woe, do well to weep for him. [Yofo.] And give Booze Russell peace. [Enter Professor Brown, bearing satchel.] [Exit Doctor Crawford. Stidger and Lewis rush to front of stage Professor Brown— Doc Sheetz was out, but I found his case. shaking each other first by right and then by left hand. Give deaf and [He hurriedly opens grip. Pulls out a large black bottle. "Without dumb yell.] J84 [C u r t a i n .] for the old dog to eat. I wonder where Prexie found him. [Sight. Basement of Wilcox Hall. Showing door to under base He had shut him up and was keeping mum about it in order ment. Enter Lewis, Stidger1, candle, rope, blanket. They pick lock. to spring it as a grand surprise. I wonder if he would have Full out Blick. Shut and lock door. Hug each other. Both stop and held him until the Washington’s Birthday Banquet or the lis te n .] Thoburn Jubilee, or commencement. Stidger— Soft, someone comes. Lewis— I bet you; but we’ve got the start this once. W e’ll [They retire to side of stage. Enter President Crawford with have a scoop for both Campus and the Lit. Well, let’s get c a n d le .] something for the dog. You go down for some meat. I can Doctor Crawford— The great physicians do affirm his mad raise some milk over at the Delt house. ness hopeless unless the dog is instantly found. I think I do [They unsnap chain from collar, shut dog in wardrobe and depart.] not exaggerate any when I say that I, too, would be mad if I [In moment there comes a knock at the door. Fixel enters, looks had to pass this night with the dear old dog out of my sight. around, sits down and meditates, has general appearance of thinking I shall chain him to my bed tonight and on the morrow we out an oration of Napoleon Bonaparte. Finally he gives a shout and will try this one last expedient to awake the shattered mind of leaps from chair and seizes hold of dog-chain that is yet attached to the master to sanity. table leg. He begins search around room, looking everywhere, under bed, in dresser drawers, finally pulls books out of book case and turns [He opens door. Acts surprised. Whistles. Finally enters room. over leaves. With a slap of hand on thigh he turns and opens ward Door swings shut. Lewis and Stidger escape. Doctor Crawford robe. Blick emerges and Fixel falls on him, crying, “Duzer-Du. Duzer- emerges with face triumphantly red. Be gesticulates wildly and Du." In a frenzy of agitation he grasps spread from bed, wraps it rushes from the stage crying in resonant tones:] around Blick, rushes from room ,crying, ‘‘Duzer-Du. Duzer-Du.] Reprehensible! Reprehensible! [Enter Lewis and Stidger. They drop their parcel and stare at [C u r t a i n ] each other. Finally Stidger in perfect frenzy shakes a finger at Lewis and roars.] ACT IV.— SCENE I. You stole him, you little measley dirty dealing Delt. Now [Students’ Room. Lewis, Stidger seated on either side of table. own up, before I kick seven different kinds of revealed re Blick chained to leg of bed. Boys regard each other with affection ligions out of you. for a few minutes then get up and embrace. Many signs of their de Lewis— You lie, you big slob of a Phi Delt. You stole him lirium of joy.] yourself. You big as life and twice as nasty Highland Ave- Stidger— Well, well, well. Luck, I should say. nuer, muck raking, peewee, you just said that so I wouldn’t Lewis— Surely the gods smiled on us, Stidger. suspect you. Stidger— I think they fairly guffawed at us, to use forcible [They fall to and throw things. Finally Lewis breaks and runs. E n glish . Stidger chases Lewis about room flaying him with dog chain which he unfastens from table leg. He pursues him about room., under bed, table, Lewis— 'This is what Lockwood would call lush, limped, and finally out doors.] and smooth-flowing. [C u r t a i n ] Stidger— I rather like the emotional affect myself. Lewis— Yes, a grand combination of Romanticism and R ealism . Stidger—Well, old man, lets scurry out and get something 196 gaily bedecked with flowers and full of bags of gold. He sits dows on handles and fans himself with hat.] [Front of right entrance, Bentley Hall. Enter Fixel with Blick in a blanket. Stops. Listens.] [Prolonged cheers. Cries of “The Reward! The Reward!] [President Crawford rises and with fitting ceremony bestows por Fixel— Ye gods, someone approaches; I’ll hide in the por tions of the money on representatives of various college organizations. tico until they pass. They respond with yells. After all is done, he leans on lectern and with a face working with emotion.] [Enter College Case, many manifestations of affection. They pause before steps and then sit down and proceed to conduct themselves in Doctor Crawford—I have a word of personal confession to the way that make this morning----- Every young blade and every young maid [He pauses at this juncture in his usual manner. With a mighty Are wont to do before they grow staid. din an alarm clock goes off in the chapel organ. Great confusion. Fixel leans out from behind pillar and shakes his fist at them. After Shouts. Doctor Crawford waves to attendant. Curtain is hastily rung due ceremony on the part of the college case, there is a pause; they down.] liste n .] [M USIC BY THE OBCHESTBA.] Lover— Hist, someone comes; let us withdraw into the shade of these pillars. [They withdraw .] [Enter Doctor Crawford with dragging pace. Drops in a de jected attitude on steps and moans. From across the Campus comes song.] By and by hard times come Knocking at the door, Then my old Kentucky home, good night. [Enter Lewis pursued by Stidger. Runs up steps, falls over Doctor Crawford. Rolls to bottom. Stidger falls upon him. In commotion Blick bays aloud from the porch. Fixel tries to bolt with him. Is brought down by a flying tackle by Doctor Crawford. A general pile up. Blick ki yi’s. Lanterns come flying. A grand melee. The cry arises, “Blick is found. Blick is found.".’’ Crowd increases. Cry goes on, increasing in volume, “Blick is found. Blick is found.’’] [S l o w C u r t a i n .] ACT V.—MAINLY A SPECTACLE. [College Chapel. All assembled. Everybody in glad rags and glad looks. Everything decorated. Doctor Crawford in his chair in scholas tic garb. Great screen in front of visitor’s chair. As crowd arises to sing, the screen walks away disclosing Booze Russell seated and holding Blick in his arms. A burst of joyous music. Prolonged cheers. Songs and yells. Long emotional pause. Suddenly faculty begins to whistle Hobo March. Lewis and Stidger bear in great runner of gold and blue bunting, and immediately Father Luce follows with a wheelbarrow, Chronological Eras. The year 1908-09 comprises the 94th year of Allegheny poor ©tmutljgs Almanar College and corresponds with the 16th year of the Croesian Period under the supremacy of William of the Golden Fleece and the ninth year since the aquisition of Croasman, the Jor i3na-g mathematician. Use Verbal Lozenges for Domestic Bliss. SEPTEMBER. Astrological Chart. Libra— the scales— the sign of mental (un)balance. Those born under the influence of this sign are subject to heart trouble, and are inclined to ambulatory excesses. They are of an affectionate disposition. They are good eaters, being especially fond of sweets, men preferring Hulings Brand and girls preferring 520 Park Avenue. (In planning for future take C. & W. V. L. for M. L.) Weather Forecast. On the whole the month will be rather oppressive and there will be an especially hot time due to Pan-Hell flames. 15-17— Nebulae appear from Milky Way. Spring-like wave, Campus re-covered with green; occasional loud clasps of thunder. 21— Magnetic attraction among social stars. 26— Brainstorm, accompanied by hot winds and heat light ning. Almanac for September. 15— Ominous rumble. Penman, Aiken, Hubbard and other ^itblisljpii Annually by men of weight arrive. Great blowing. 16— Guy Snavely and other Freshmen meet for first time Olamhen S c W illey Herbal iCo^eitge (Enmyattg at Registrar’s office. Mutual motto— “If you can’t knock, don't boost.” These lozenges are guaranteed under the Pure Food and 16— First Chapel service. Dr. Crawford announces largest Drug Act as strictly ethical, by Harper and Crisswell, and Freshman class on record, then reads fervently from Psalm 3, are warranted as a cure for all troublesome cases. “Lord, how they increase that trouble me.” 201 17 Classes meet for first time. Oppressive wave sets in. 18— Joe Piper has a happy birthday. Astrologer’s note. Disposition corresponds with astrological chart. Astrological Chart. 19— Faculty encore Sawdy in Math I. Scorpio— sign of the sting (See 31st.) (See March Chart.) 20— Bish Burt chosen assistant to Professor of Romantic Those born about the 22nd are positive in disposition, suc Languages. cessful in any line of business acquiring much learning but 21— Y. M. & Y. W. C. A. reception. New stars find affini not much common sense. Inclined to lionize. ties, and fixed constellations appear in seventh heaven. Ep Kennedy celebrates his natal day. Second complete Weather Forecast. coincidence with astrological predictions. 1-3— Great upheaval in region of politics. The ground of 25— Thunderheads rise in south over Star office. action entirely changed. 26*— Stidger’s cyclone bursts upon College Hill, utterly 15-17— Much wind and bluster. Flashes of great light in destroying hopes of lesser journalists. First edition of Cam oratory of Ford Memorial. * pus appears. (See editorial.)4 18-20— Abrupt rise and fall in temperature at Hulings. 28— Sam gives Mary a beautiful birthday gift. (See Astr. 19 -Very rough, squally weather. Chart.) 20-55— Mild period. Pleasant autumn weather. Clear days In the early stages of cardiac affections use C. & W. V. L. and cold nights. Straw likely to be found pulled up by Root. for M. L. 25-30— Storm wave. Windy period. *“The world takes a man at his own valuation. The col 31— Hot wave arising from eruption in Chapel organ. lege doesn’t always. Almanac for October. We are pleased to give our experience with C. & W. V. L. 2— Spokes of Pan-Hell wheel shattered. Why were the It has been used so long in our family that we do not know Phi Delts in breaking up the Pan-Hell wheel like the youthful how we could get along without it. We can truthfully say Shelley setting the haystack on fire? that it has cured us from all ails that quarrelsome lovers are 3— Because they wanted a little hell of their own. heir to, and has brought us perfect domestic bliss. For four Sophomore election. Independent candidate, L. H. years now we have been able to attend morning and evening H arris 4> A ©. services together and we are delighted to recommend your 4— Mary gives Sam a beautiful birthday gift. (See Astro remedy to less fortunate sufferers. logical Chart.) Devoted as ever, 10— Billy Forman has birthday cake with candles. (See Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Wilds. Chart.) 15— Wedderspoon enjoys his birthday. 16— College Council meets to discuss weighty problems. Solon Swick makes eloquent protest— “It seems too bad that the ministers of the gospel should wear green caps.” Note— The College Council is not an arbitrary body. It is a representative body of the students. (See editorial.) 19— Sorority bidding day. Heavy rainfall. 203 22— W. G. Fixel is a year older. Astrological Chart. 23— So is Miss Parsons. 23— A society of Associated Esperantists organized. Sagittrius— the Archer— the sign of the big hit. (See Nov. Motto: “Here’s Hoping.” Chief Advocates— Straw and 3rd.) Those born under this month have their charming per Root, Cullum Street Representatives; Drake and Marcy, Ter sonalities. Follow the leadings of their heart, accept proposals race Street Representatives. without hesitation. However have good judgment. Apt to 25— Esperanto movement embraces------become musicians, especially Pipers. 26— Miss Dorworth has a happy birthday. Yost writes Weather Forecast. ✓ verses for the occasion. Pleasant weather for November. Temperature will be Testimonial. slightly above the mean, especially in Cemetery Ravine, Stone C. & W. V. L. Co., Quarry and over Hulings Harbor. Dear Sirs— I cannot thank you enough for what your x-14— Violent storms and heavy precipitation over Athletic medicine has done for me. My case has been in my system Field. for two years, and it affected me all over. For a while things 14— End of the unsettled period. did not go well with me. At this time a friend spoke to me of C. & W. V. L. and induced me to try them. The effect they had upon me from the first was wonderful. I knew at Almanac for November. once I had secured the right medicine, and now in spite of 1— Dr. Cobern in Psychology— “In a 75 years’ life time the old adage my course in true love runs smoothly. man spends 25 years in bed and 10 years at the table with his Her’s constantly, wife waiting on him. Miss Howard, isn’t that discouraging?” William Craig. 3—Young ladies in town are addressed by the famous 30— Freshman-Sophomore scraps. Much blowing in all Hubbard. Which one? directions. 2-6— Daily football practice. Piper and others sacrifice 31— 10:15 P. M. College organist pulls out a stop causing valuable afternoons for glory of college. violent spasmodic vibrations of the sleepers “Tocsin.” 10:18. 7-14— Dangerous foot-ball practice continued. Period of Vibrations renewed. 10:18^. Other vibrations as of thunder. anxiety for Miss and others. “Chapel Excused.” 10— Miss Houghton has a happy birthday. The next day. “Curfew shall not ring this morning.” De 14— Team goes clear to Sharon. tectives mistrust Frampton, Willey, Fishel, Rev. Cole and (As an antidote to anxiety take C. & W. V. L. for M. L.) Schaffner, but final finger of suspicion points irrefutably to 17— College Council meets to discuss (1) the great un Dr. Mulfinger. washed Smock, Blaisdell, and Whiskey Jim; (2) the distri bution of cases to avoid embarrassing congestion on Library Hill and Chapel steps; (3) rules governing comp, for man agership in college and the liberty of the press. 19— Bishops Morgan and Burt hold Episcopal Conference to inquire into qualifications of professional bridegrooms. As a last resort use C. & W. V. L. for M. L. 205 20— Dad Ling smiles over $250 squeezed out of believers in athletics. Bill Aiken as a teller is at last interested in an enterprise not pertaining to the ego. Astrological Chart. 23— Dr. Mulfinger— “He was just a young man like I am.” Capricornus— the goat— sign of the Buttinsky. Those born 24— Knights of the Round Table raise rough house at in this month are great favorites; are always hoping for the Cochran Hall. best and laugh easily. They are independent, good reasoners; 26— Thanksgiving Day. self-reliant, but approve of conventional forms. They are What They Said. truly appreciating and loving the ridiculous, but will eventu (1) Miss Deliaven— I wish I had a man like the other ally yield to external pressure. girls have, but small favors thankfully received. (2) Elkin— I am thankful that the year has much in store Weather Forecast. for me. Windy period begins. Natural phenomena preceding lunar (3) Miller and Fugate— That next year ...... eclipse. (4) Dr. Smith— Gee Whiz, I’m glad I’m Tree. No wed 8— Music of the Spheres— causes discord for some followed ding bells for me. by cold, backward, and generally winter-like conditions. Set C. W. V. L. Co.: tled constellations deviate from fixed orbits. Dear Sirs— We have used your lozenges continually for 15— Heavy rainfall. three years, gradually increasing the dose as recommended 15 to Jan. 6— Dismal fog and much rain. by Fugate and Miller, General Agents. When I first resorted to your remedy I had a desperate case; being troubled with blushing and shyness; now my Almanac for December. nerve is perfect and my case is more desperate than ever. 1— Harper opens his mouth in Psych. With full authority from her I take this opportunity to add 3— Harper begins to talk. my testimonial to that of many others.— C. F. Lewis. 6. Dr. Smith leads chapel. Sawdy Cdoasman, Fishel, Grandy and other sports lose cigarettes. “Has it reached that C. & W. V. L. Co.: stage that a person can’t depend on anything around this Dear Sirs— I saw your ad in the back of Root & Marcy college?” Daily Exercises. I am writing to ask you to help me, as I 8— Glee Club concert. suffer constantly with melancholia and loneliness. Also I 1— Mr. Cravner influenced by sign of the month. bursts into fits of crying at the least provocation. I am unable 2— Mr. McClure does not attend. Polly and Edith are to do my usual work without fatigue, and am generally miser sorry that Polly has to spend all that time singing. So are able. Eagerly awaiting your early assistance, I am, the audience. Yours, 12— Football issue of Campus. Editor pays tribute to Samuel Y. Rossiter. scrub and varsity in verse. “The Athlete that Merits My Homage Alone.” 19— Miss Miller receives birthday letter from Mr. Hicker nell. s 20— Elmo, Polly, Sam, and Paul and other cases look for JANUARY. lorn.” History repeats itself. Astrological Chart. Christmas Recess. Aquarius, the Water Carrier: Sign of the Local Optionist 27— Mable gets birthday letter from Pete. (nuf ced)". Those born about the 8th have much perseverence The day before school closes— Dr. Smith gives History II, and eventually succeed in what they undertake. Have two practical historical demonstration— “The Slaughter of the In overwhelming aims— literature and ladies. Excel as “The nocents.” Widow’s Mite.” Those born from 18th to 20th are very agree Dear Sirs: able and entertaining. They are natural “teases,” are good debaters and controversialists. Skilled in manual labor, and I feel it my duty to write and tell you what C. & W. V. L. have done for me, so that all those who are troubled as I was have great tact in managing subordinates. may find the same speedy cure. Three years ago I lost my Weather Forecast. voice so that I was unable to speak above a whisper. I suf 6— End of gloomy period; sons begin to shine again. fered untold agony, but today I feel as spry and graceful as 8— Shooting stars first appear. possible and I urge all my friends to try C. & W. V. L. for 11-20— Snow blockade in Dick’s Ravine. Terrace and M. L. Yours every reddy, Highland Avenue kept open by Sunday evening traffic. L. Max Hickernell. 22-30— Zero weather. Great danger to all craft in rounding the bluffs. C. & W. V. L. Co.: 23— Slush and mud in Campus. Dear Sirs— I must now tell you how happy we are and thank you for your kind advice and interest in us. We use Almanac for January. X15 bottles of your remedy daily. Three months ago, we went around like a snail, but now we can get from the Chapel 6— Polly and Edith exchange affectionate greetinge at Erie to Ruter in one-half hour. It takes exactly one of your bottles depot. Sam and Mary hit town. to each trip around the Campus. Lovingly, 8— Meteor strikes college gyrn. Maximum temperature, Allegheny, 70; minimum, Geneva, 8. Wedderspoons. 8— Reporters for Scandal Club busy determining line-up. 8— Miss Fraser gives little Charley a birthday treat, and lets him come and call on Jessamine like a big man. 13— Prof. Dutton’s foot goes to sleep during Dr. Mul- finger’s prayer. 13— Drum and Schaffner wager that the prayer will last five minutes. Four min, 57 sec. “Amen.” Drum broke for rest of month. Miss McLean has extra nights out. 17— “Miss Miller,” “Mr. Hickernell,” Heinie and Mac, Stub and Caroline organize volunteer snow-plowing corps. Ad.— For cold hands and chapped lips, use Verbal Loz enges, taken with large spoon. 209 18— Stidger to Puss: “I know why you’re Aiken.” Puss, FEBRUARY. bowing expectantly: “Why?” Stidger: “Anybody would be with a face like yours.” (See editors.) Astrological Chart. 19— Ladies’ Club organized. Trustees held long meeting Pisces, the Fish— Sign of a good catch. People born from and weigh recommendations. Charter members: Priscilla the first to the third are emotional in feeling. The ideal world Stewart, Nancy Litton, Spirella Morgan, Sarah Parshall. is of greater importance than the real world. Of a fussy dis Faculty Adviser, Iris Hyskell. position. Love both home and Hulings. From 22nd to 23rd— 20— Miss Dungan has birthday festivities. Miss Loane re People born during this period are truly great. 27th— Are ceives birthday tribute. Lit. appears. Ganny Mead solves self-willed and unconquerable in their ways of thinking. Un problem of love and duty. influenced by either logic or persuasion. Subject to the argue. 23— Stidger’s glowing tribute in prose to scrubs and regu Weather Forecast. lars of Lit. Monthly, “who merit my sarcasm alone.” 22-30— Careful and discriminating work done in examina 1-3— Mild, open weather, rising temperature. tions. “A wail where Camden’s martyrs fell.” 8-10— Low rumbling noises heard in vicinity of Erie, Jamestown and Corry. 3 2— Sign of the Lemon appears from Registrar’s office. Miss White, Mr. Maxwell and Mr. Ruettgers receive flunk 13— Hearty gale and cheering sonshine. cards. 22— Greatest volcanic eruption known in history of college. Lambent flames of blinding brilliancy dart from classic pen Camden & Willey’s Verbal Lozenge Co. of Allegheny’s A Roarer Borer-alis. Dear Sirs— Adjectives fail me to express my ardent ad 27— Great wind energy let loose. Exceedingly blustering. miration for your preparation. It is a beautific boon for child Stiff gales and high seas. culture. My little daughter has taken them adroitly for the past six months, and she herself says that they are arch, subtle, limped, languid and luscious. Almanac for February. Spontaneously and luminously yours, 2—Jess Robinson breathes birthday prayer, “Draw me Francis Cummins Lockwood, Ph.D. nearer. I want to be Unafied. 3— Dr. Mulfinger advises registering students: “If you know of anypody who vants to take Cherman, tell them to come in, as I may not pe here der next year. 4— German students have not procured texts. 5—Miss Lytle has a happy birthday. German students still have no books. Dr. Mulfinger strikes terror into heart of class by saying: “Get your books or I vont teach.” 6—Extensive reforms in Chapel seating. Tax makes senior, but Hunt, Tripcony and other Freshmen do not. “Hang the almanac’s cheat and the catalog’s spite.” 8— Priscilla Stewart holds conference with Ladies’ Club about “trying some plants and a canary bird to make Cochran Hall more cosy and homelike.” 11— Wedderspoon gets a derby. 12— Original contributions in Campus from Miss Tarbell, MARCH. Capt. Birdsall and other celebrities. College world disap Astrological Chart. pointed at not finding an original tribute in verse by editor. Those born in this month are apt to fall in love to the ex 13— Y. W. C. A. extracts money by painless method. tent of morbidity. Have reputation of being sulky. Have 14— Rosie Swanson, Pearl Parsons and Geraldine Riblet strong likes and remain set in their ways. Can, however, be qualify for Ladies’ Club. Owing to the steady increase in trained to obedience and make good subordinates. W ill suffer membership, trustees elect an official chaperone, Gladys Theodosia Ernestine Smith. but submit. 15 and on—Junior Sewing Circle. Members of Ladies’ Weather Forecast. Club lead in gossip about latest styles. Hickernell and Swick Clear pleasant conditions until 26th, when damp showery almost qualify for the club. weather will prevail. 16— Dr. Crawford entertains scientific co-eds at Cochran 1—Spots appear on the son. v Hall, and exhibits sacred chairs. “This establishes no pre 18—Astronomers predict the appearance of long-trained cedent.” comet with many satellites on this night. Great alarm among 20— Phi Gamma Delta convention. Brothers obliged to patriarchs of Thoburn Club, who interpret these signs as the cut classes. Dr. Cobern, calling roll in Ethics, in great per end of the world. Fixel and Frampton, the established outhor- plexity, “Why, what struck us? Has some pestilence descend ities on theatrical stars, assure us that there is no cause for ed upon us?” fear. This phenomenon will be preceded by signs and won 20— Hickernell at Junior Dress Rehearsal. Judge Criswell ders; roaring and rumbling from region of upper Bentley. passes sentence, “The Wrath of God.” 22— “The Dogs of War (and others) Let Loose.” Many distinguished visitors, among them Hebert Knight Dennis. Almanac for March. 23— Hillman cuts class. Dr. Smith heaves long sigh of I— Joe Piper has measles. relief. 5— Edith affectionately wishes Polly a happy birthday. 25— Gwendolyn Nodine admitted to Ladies’ Club by spe Polly responds affectionately. “Many happy returns of the cial dispensation. day.” 27— Mr. Harper celebrates anniversary of his birth. See 6— Miss Houghton has the measles. Astrological Chart. 8— Little splinters on Kaldron Board chip in. Much adroit 28— Mr. Yost demonstrates that love is absent-minded as brooding and meditation. well as blind. To go bareheaded in a chill February snow 9— Dr. Cobern in Ethics: “Mr. Baker, I believe I still have storm is beyond even Polly Miller. “O, Hat!” one absence against you, though you have done pretty well in getting them excused.” “Is a lie ever justifiable?” 10— Trial by ordeal at Cochran Hall. II—Afternoon. Fat-Sheeny game. Ladies’ Club in rap ture over Geraldine and Sarah. They played so cute. 11— Evening. Miss Proctor seen at Lyceum. 12— Miss Proctor leaves for Y. W. C. A. convention at Geneva College. APRIL. ii— Dr. Smith really jollies History IV class. Causes out bursts of true merriment, and produces amusing situations Astrological Chart. which are most excruciatingly ludicrous. Taurus— the Bull— sign of the Hookers-on. Those born 16— Miss Singley sits in Phi Gam row. Croasman: “At under this sign excel in stick-to-it-tiveness. Have strong last I’ve got a girl where Singley can’t cut me out.” likes. They are natural bosses. Domestic in taste. When 17— Dr. Lockwood: “Mr. Maxwell, is your mind with not crossed in anything, they are generous. Good providers. your young barbarians at play? I mean your young bar Not given to book-learning, but learn to do things with their barians of Duzer-Du.” hands very quickly. These people make splendid husbands. Ad.— In case of prolonged quarantine, use C. & W. L. for M. L. These may be taken in note papers. Those born about the 22nd have radiant, cheerful dispositions; 18— Mr. Stidger announces the new Literary Monthly fill large place in the world. Not easily carried away. Board. “I am Associate Editor. Mr. Nelson is editor.” Weather Forecast. 18— “The Duzer-Du of Allegheny College presents ‘The Rivals.’ Appropriately staged and costumed. Under direc Bright, clear nights and sunny days prove prominent tion of Miss Alice Huntington Spalding. All female char weather features of this period. acters acted by men.” 6— Sudden dry spell. Mrs. Malaprop manages her train a la Parisienne. Spirella 22— Lucky day. Sporting season begins. Morgan couldn’t have been more graceful than Lydia and 24— Planet Alden at zenith. Lucy. Lydia, Lucy, Julia, Mrs. Malaprop, and Alice embrace affectionately. 20— Confidential chat in Hulings: “Mabel, which part of Almanac for April. a letter do you like best?” Miss McLean, with deep feeling, 6— Mary and Cellery, Grace and Paul, and, of course, “ P. S.” Polly and Edith, dry their tears. 25— Prof. Hyskell announces to Latin class: “I may not Ad.— For red and swollen eyes, take C. & W. V. L. for meet my classes the first day after recess, as I have an en M. L. gagem ent.” 6— Prof. Hyskell meets his first -class. Engagements, like 26— Showers begin. Mary and Cellery, Grace and Paul, “best laid plans,” etc. and, of course, Polly and Edith, sob fond farewells. 6— Nancy Litton appears on Campus in spring suit. Other Spring Recess. accessories are soft shirt, stiff hat, kid gloves and white shoes. 28— Boyd preaches at Lakewood. 7.— Hotel Rider spoons melt under Pan-Hell heat. Apr. 1— Boyd appears in “The Rivals” at Titusville. “From 8— The perfect tribute. “Sweet Bunch of Honey.” “Stid Pulpit to Stage in Five Days.” For other evidences of a ger out-Stidgered.” double life see March nth and 12th. See also Caroline. 9— Alfred has a birthday treat. Miss Fraser lets him play with Helen. 11— Girls appear in Easter hats. Sadies’ little bonnet is the sweetest. 15— Harper breaks record in Ethics class. Talks six min utes 53 seconds in one breath. 15— Dr. Smith auctions off grades in History III. A’s for 215 term, 50c cash; B ’s, 50c on time payments. A s inducements, tickets for the art exhibit are passed out. Special rate to M. S. C. (not Mrs. Smith’s children) members. 19— Campus Board has picture taken for beauty contest. Stidger wins the prize, and “all his poems hinted in his face.” 20— Stereopticon lecture. Dark, cosy time in Chapel. “O, Lore, how he did snore!” P. S.— So did Hoffman. 21— Miss Beebe offers valuable assistance to students in Biology I, in identifying Scarlet tanager on Campus. Mr. Maxwell, Miss Geiss and Miss Patterson eagerly follow. 22— Cole keeps his natal feast day. 23— Lilting Lewis, Yuphonious Yost and Hypnotic Harper fill Lemmy, Alice, and whole college with pride. “Here’s to Allegheny’s Debaters.” 22— Curriculum enlarged. Course in Experimental Cam- pustry introduced. Place of meeting, Steps of Wilcox. Time, Frequentissime. Lab. Period, 7 to 11 P. M., eight periods weekly. Instructor, Bish. Burt, B.B. Class Roll, Lenore Lytle, ’09; W. O. Forman, ’12. Outline of Course— Object, practical. Text used only for reference— Hayward, Colter & somewhat on mutual ductility of elements. Caution— Be ab Miners Love Letters, supplemented by complete edition of solutely sure that no foreign substances intrude. Stidger’s Love Poems. Note— The discoverers have been invited to address the 23— Miss McLaughlin confides to Dr. Lockwood— “I’m Inter-Class Association of Campusts, and have been awarded very fond of that barefoot boy.” a medal by the C. & W. V. L. Co. 24— Faculty invite students out to see their glad rags. 26-(3o) ?— Miss Dungan has a swell affair. Mr. McClure Dead-broke Freshmen much impressed by costly gold tassels unable to attend. on Prex and Camden’s (*) caps, but any doctor can have them 26— Experiment for KiS2 tested by repetition. Apparatus that wants them. not sufficiently isolated. Foreign substance, Da DLi N G, as ♦Note— This is the distinguished Dr. Camden of the Cam reagent, brings on the following precipitate, Sk i D O2. den & Willey Verbal Lozenge Co. Ad.— In case of sudden interruption, use C. & W. V. L. for 25— Great advance made in course in Experimental Cam- M. L. for casual conversation. pustry. Startling but permanent discovery. Formula de 28— Dr. Cobern, per telephone: “Send me up enough seed duced for Osculatory Association, in Nitrogen Family. to plant.” Stupid Grocer. “What seed?” Dr. C, with char Apparatus (see diagram)— Have ready flexible apparatus acteristic lucidity: “Why, seed to plant my garden.” with two long arms. Clear solution of MO2 N, changed to 30— Censor Committee rejects reams of Kaldron material. cloudy solution. Strong compound of Sp. O2 N. Apply “To the pure all things are pure.” spark from inducton coil. Results, KiS2, accompanied by ex 30—Wooster Oratorical contest. Stidger revisits scene plosion and sometimes slight sputtering. Results depend where he made his two touch-downs nine years ago, and scores again. MAY. 8— Miss Pratt goes bail for Hillman, under arrest on charge of unpaid board bill at Burch’s. Astrological Chart. 9— Dr. Smith makes Sabbath call on Rev. J. L. Miner. Gemini— the Twins— sign of two hearts that beat as one. Tax: Ah, Doctor; Just in the nick of time!” Dr. S., sniffing Under this month everybody is sociable, adjusted to the times; suspiciously: “Nic-o’-tine, did you say?” adapt themselves to their surroundings, wherever they may 10— Faculty examine grades and general merit of seniors be. Have sunny dispositions. Love flowers, music, and poetry. through magnifying glass. Senior Six elected. Are subject to severe pains in the region of the heart, but 11— Miss Metcalf receives birthday congratulations. rarely cry. Subject also to violent attacks of spring fever, 11— Sam and Mary consulted on ethics of family. and inclined to wanderlust, but feet are apt to lag. Those Dr. Cobern: “Mr. Hickernell,, have you anything to add?” born about the nth turn White easily. Hick (aside): “My feelings are too deep for words.” Ad.— Take C. & W. V. L .for spring-halt. Dr. C.: “Well, I am sure Miss Fugate has.” 12— Miss Fisher: “I give the Kaldron board permission to Weather Forecast. say anything they want about Chack and Juck and me, just so Seasonable weather. Advanced heat in all sequestered they don’t mention the other Phi Delts.” spots, due to constant appearance of fixed constellations. Editor’s Note— That’s why we don’t mention them. Smooth sailing in matrimonial seas; also intellectual C’s. 13— 10:00 A. M. Kaldron board meeting. Lewis absent. 7— Thunderbolt does much damage in vicinity of Ithaca, “Boy Lewis, what, asleep! N. Y . Thou hast no dreams or phantasies 10— About this time Astronomer Ling and assistants pre Which busy cares draws in the brains of men.” dict appearance of six stars of first magnitude. Ad.— For exhaustion after prolonged strolling, use C. & W. 22— Unusual haze over Ponce de Leon Springs. V. L. for M. L. 15— Inter-Class Field Meet. Root and Forman tie for 100 Almanac for May. yd. dash. Venus Cole wins over Sarah Parshall in pole-vault. 1— Miss Derby and Mr. Wedderspoon patrol Campus. 4 Caroline Lauffer: “Doesn’t Sumner run like a little dear?” o’clock, all’s well; 5 o’clock, all’s well; 6 o’clock, all’s well; 15— Saegertown Inn visited by seraphic host from Pan 6:02 o’clock, all’s well; 6:04, all’s well; 6:08, all’s well; 6:15— Heaven. “and must we part?” 18— Freshman party. Prexy hobbles children’s feet. See 2— Pete has measly lonesome time. college rules. 4—Wireless telegraphy demonstration by Maxwell- 22— Junior-Senior smoker. Grandy and Fishel sing duet, Nicholls & Co., Ltd., in Eng. IV. Two souls turned to the “It was my last cigar.” same patch. Very instructive to audience in rear seats. 24— History III studies massacre of teachers at Constan 5— Nancy Litten expelled from Ladies’ Club for saying tinople. Dr. Smith, excluding Tax: “We have a pleasant “Gosh” in Math, class. prospect for next year, class.” 6— Dr. Cobern, in ethics: “Mister Mead, did you say 24— Y. W. C. A. festival. “It looks to me like a big night that?” “I did!” Dr. C., e^tatically: “Well, I agree with you.” to-night.” 7— Cornell debate. Stupendous Stidger, Cunning Cravner, 25— Pete’s age is added to. and Husky Hunt win new laurels for their alma mater. Here’s 26— Miss Greene celebrates birthday. to Allegheny and her debaters! 31— Memorial Day. “Enjoy a day on Pretty Cussewago. 8— Apollo Gahan and the nine muses give classic Phyrric Take your family.” dance on Athletic field to Orphic music of Allegheny rooters. 4— Miss Metcalf under faculty censure for dancing eyes. JUNE. See college rules. Astrological Chart. 5— Startling Scandal! What? Edith Fugate lias a new Cancer— the Crab— the sign of the squeeze. During the case? Where? Conneaut Lake track meet. What? Polly month many people form definite plans which are carried out Miller! Well, who’d a thunk it? with stolid indifference to every obstruction. They are capa 7— Senior exams in full sway. Deemer. Schaffner, Lewis, ble of tenacious attachment, feeling very deeply. Easier to Miss Greene, Miss Houghton. Miss Nicholls and Miss Lytle say “Yes” than “No.” During this month many people suffer llunlc on question, "H ow shall I live next year?” with amatory blindness. Ad.— In case of mental uncertainty, clouded vision, and Ad.— For chronic cases, use C. & W. V. L. for M. L. keen cardiac distress, take C. & W. V. L. for M. L. Weather Forecast. 7— Distinct shocks. General quaking felt on Campus. Gym and Bentley especially unsafe. Exams begin. Ideal weather. Open, clear skies and pleasant summer- 8— Otto Houser returns from "The I lub." Will make a like days common to most sections about this time. Planet good "hub” himself. Eros in ascendancy. 13— Edith and Polly make a little announcement. Every 4-12— Tornado period. Storm center, gymnasium. Great one is so surprised. upheaval, accompanied by heat prostrations. General de 15— Sam and Mary tell their best friends. pression. Ad.— In case of excessive joy, take C. &. W . V. L. for M. L. 12-17— Brilliant rings appear among the fixed constella ifi— Glee Club concert. Special soloist, C. F. Lewis. “How tions. Flashes of sparkling light seen on every hand. Can 1 Leave Thee.” McClure, Kennedy and Robinson chant, 18— Unprecedented rainfall. Rushing of many waters. "Amen." Hickernell. Craig and Yost deeply touched. Ravines overflow, forming salt lakes. 18— "Ae fond kiss and then we sever, 19—Well known planets deviate from their orbit. Wan Ae farewell, then forever, dering stars will be prevalent throughout the country, uniting Tears, tears, idle tears.” with their affinities at rare intervals. (With apologies to Burns, Tennyson. Sam, Polly, Elmo, etc.) Almanac for June. 19— Summer vacation. 1— Princess Jessamine observed walking in the garden, at Ad.— For poor circulation of love letters take C. & \Y. V tended by her page. A good day for royalty! I . for M. L. 2— Unabridged edition of the Literary Monthly. Entire table of contents. “Selected Poems by William Leroy Stidger.” 3— Moving up Day. Mr. Morgan, on behalf of college im I -ai provements : “It makes an awful fizzle when there’s no noise. A 1- I feel that we should have a brass band.” Note— The Junior Class wishes to take this opportunity to acknowledge Mr. Morgan’s kindness in furnishing the brass. 3—The culled gen’lemens of de Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. furnish wahblin’ and trillin’, dat sounds like de noise frum yo’ neighbor’s hen coop. Allegheny College Meadville, Pennsylvania FOUNDKD IN 1815 G ood Traditions Unsurpassed Location Strong Faculty Reasonable Expenses Cochran Hall Commons and Club House for Men CO URSES O F 8TUD Y I. Classical II. Latin-Scientific I I I . Latin and Modern Language IV. Scientific V. Civil Engineering Lib e ra l Elective,,. Alden Academ y connected w ith the College offers unusnal advantages to those who lack only one or two studies of being ready fo r the Fre sh m a n C l a s s . For Catalogue and other information write to President Wm. H. Crawford, Meadville, Pa. Where Shall PERRY’S 1 Buy For a clean shave or nobby hair My Piano ? cut. Student work solicited If you have decided to pur chase a Piano—now or later 244 C hestnut St. —it is well to bear in mind these facts: 1. You must have confidence in the firm that you deal with. The average man or woman is not versed in the relative merits of the LOUIS TORDELLA MILLER S DERFDS various makes of instruments, and relies, in a large measure, on the representations of the dealer. That dealer should merit your confi dence. The House of Bates during its 28 years of business has at 224 Chestnut Street Park Avenue Grocers tained a record for honesty, square dealing, liberality, low price and easy terms that cannot possibly be duplicated In any house now exist ing in Meadville. By means of the celebrated B A T E S P L A N Fine Confections, etc. Fancy and Staple we have builded a foundation of prestige about the name “Bates” that Groceries stands for all that is laudable in the conduct of a piano business. 2. Our line of Instruments, including the STEINWAY, BRIGGS, MASON & HAMLIN, POOLE, VOSE, REGENT, LAFFARGUE, and Students’ Trade many others, Including the reliable Hardman and Herrington Auto Comer Park Avenue and tone (player-piano), is positively not to be duplicated anywhere west Solicited Randolph Street of New York. 3. Every instrument on our floor is marked in plain figures. These figures—in every instance—represent just the amount that it will take to purchase that Instrument. We do not begin by asking $500 and then drop to $350. It saves time to mark the rock bottom price B. & B. where you can see it at the beginning. In addition, It assures you a square deal. an educator Come In and look at our line. Let us explain the BATES PLAN recently said he considered the student best educated who learned to you. Compare our price, our instruments, our terms with any where Authentic knowledge on any subject was most readily piano store in this or any other city. That’s all we ask. accessible. According to this idea one fact will ever after solve your shop “ LET’S TALK IT OVER ” ping question— this store is a living, active, thriving institution where your every merchandise need— Dry Goods, Clothing, etc.— The Edward T. Bates Company will be supplied with dispatch— satisfactorily at least cost. & 303 Chestnut Street, Meadville, Pa. B O G G S B U H L D on’t B e Blind D. A . G I L L TO YOUR OWN INTERESTS If you have Eye troubles bring them to me. I know how to overcome them. DR. OTIS BALCOM EYE SPECIALIST HARDWARE PHO EN IX BLOCK Bro ke n Lenses replaced w liile you w a it Meadville Cigar Works (IUS. MUCKIIWPTI BRO. H. DREUTLEIN PROPRIETORS OF Manufacturer of and Dealer in Cigars, Tobaccos, Pipes, etc. Livery, Boarding and Sale Stable E S T A B L I S H E D 1867 RETAIL STORE AND OFFICE FACTORY AND WAREROOM Carriages for Weddings and Receptions a Specialty 2 3 1 Chestnut Street 949y* Park Avenue CORNER C BNTER AND M A RKKT STRBET8 MtADVI -LL, PA. Either Phone 104- H. M. PETTINGELL Dr. C. C. HILL J. M. ROBINSON Students’ Lye, Lar, Nose and Frame Sh o p Throat GROCER j* 964 Water Street Over Tribune Office Both Phones No. 29 Merchants’ National Bank Home Baked Bread, Cakes, Doughnuts, Etc. W. s. McGUNNEGLE, President GEO. D. T R A W IN , Vice-President JOHN H. REITZE, Cashier Snowflake, Magnolia, Ceresota and Royal Patent Flours Capital - $100,000 Surplus and Profits - 140,000 A FINE ASSORTMENT OF CANNED GOODS WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS We Look After College Clubs as a Specialty THL CLEVELAND COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS Medical Department of the Ohio Wesleyan University Organized and Incorporated in 1863 NEXT TERM O PLNS OCTOBER 1, 1909 Four years of eight months each in course. Requirements high. Laboratories equipped for individual and class work. The clinical material is utilized from six hospitals. This school is gradually eliminating the amphitheater clinics and substi tuting therefor the teaching of small sections, which it is enabled to do by its proportionately large corps of instructors. From eighty to ninety per cent of the graduating class receive hospital THL UP-TO-DATE. appointments. Write for catalogue. J. B. McGKK, M. D., Secretary. R. E. 8KKEL, M. D., Dean. DO YOU KNOW That the best way to secure a position as teacher is PHOTOGRAPHER to register in the Albany Teachers’ Agency We have been especially successful in finding positions for inexperienced teachers and are always glad to enroll the names of young men and women who are just about to graduate from college. Send for Bulletin 18 HARLAN P. FRENCH 81 Chapel Street No. 1 Federal Court Albany, New York New First National Bank KEPLER HOTEL T. D. KEPLER, Proprietor MEADVILLE, PA. Capital - $ 1 0 0 ,0 0 0 CORNER MARKET STREET AND MARKET SQUARE Surplus and Profits - $150,000 EURO PEAN PLAN In Its New Building Com er Chestnut and Market Streets, it A t Popula r Pric e s offers every Banking Facility. Boom s BO, 70, $1 a Day YOUR BUSINESS INVITED EV ERYTH IN G FIR8T-C LA BB BURCH’S CO NVENIENT TO BU8IN E88 HO U8E8, Etc. Big Ice Cream Parlor O P E N E D M ARCH 1, 1894 COOL, PLEASANT AND ROOMY Telephone No. 76 OPPOSITE ACADEMY OF MUSIC MEADVILLE, PA. FOR FIRST-CLASS VAUDEVILLE BROWNELL’S VISIT THE LYCEUM BOOT CHAS. E. SCHATZ, Proprietor A. HENRY ALBAUGH, Manager SHOP FOR EXCLUSIVE FOOT FIXINGS. T H E H A L S E Y Walk Overs, I fot Armstrong's, I for Women F. H. VAN BROCKLIN, Proprietor Hanans \ Harney s \ ' 208 CHESTNUT 5TRE.LT, RATES $2.00 TO $2.50 PER DAY Rooms with Bath. G ood Sample Rooms in connection Meadville, Pa. VIII IX O TL* I T L I ’ C Place for LARGEST and BEST assortment of | F I ^ CLOTHING and FURNISHING in this part of the country. GEO. T. WILSON & SON JEWELERS AND OPTICIANS, College Jewelry o£ all kinds, Pins, Buttons, Fobs, Etc. Engraved Cards, Invitations, Etc., at lowest prices...... EYE GLASSES ACCURATELY FITTED E S T A B L IS H E D 1874 223 Chestnut Street Meadville, Pa. John J. Shryock Company CARPETS, FURNITURE, BEDDING Interior Decorations CONRAD FISHER Manufacturer and Dealer in Foreign and Domestic Cigars, Tobacco, etc., etc., etc. CORNER C HESTN UT AND M A RKET STREETS SMOKE THE NORTHWESTERN CIGAR KREUGER, f l o r i s t GREENDALE CONSERVATORIES Floral Designs for Parties, Weddings, Funerals, etc. Orders by mail, telegraph or telephone promptly filled Salesroom, Corner Center and Market Streets BOTH PHONES MEADVILLE, PENN’A. x NINE out of every TEN of the College Fellows go to Smith’s. Ask any of PLACE them and they’ll tell you why . . . SMITH S DERFUS BROS. F. K. EASTERWOOD DEALERS IN PRESCRIPTION DRUGGIST SPECIALTIES—Fine Drugs, Chemicals, Physicians' Prescriptions, Family Recipes, Pure Ice Cold Soda and Fresh, Dried, Salt and Smoked Mineral Water. Southeast Corner Park Ave. and Chestnut St. Both Telephones. MEATS Caps and Gow ns Students’ Clubs and Fraternities Supplied The Students’ Goods Delivered to Any Part of the City JH Both Phones 346 North Street BARBERSHOP i s p A. I. ELDRED Yocum’s Art Store Excellent Q,nultty and W orkm an ship at Lowest Prices Is the place to get your Regal Shoes and Andrew J. Sporr, Pictures and Art Novelties faculty Gowns and Hoods Leather Goods 250 Chestnut Street I n l h * Judicial, Pulpit and Choir Robes Post Cards city ATHLETIC GOODS A SPECIALTY COX SONS & ViNING 200 C H E8TN UT 8T. 262 Fourth Avo., Now York O pposite New Po st Offiae 253 Chestnut St. THE BRUNSWICK GRAHAM & McCLINTOCK Drs.D. C.&W.C. Dunn HEADQUARTERS FOR DENTISTS Billiard Sporting Goods Fishing Tackle Corner Park Avenue and Arch Street P a r lo r Nickel and Silver Ware MEADVILLE, PA. No. 176 C H EST N U T S T R E E T Guns, Lamps, Etc. Ou ffice ffice Hours-hours. !■j- 8l3°1 3 0 t0a' s p to_ m 12 r o ' C. H. HAUSMAN 992 Water Street. XIII J. H. FALKINBURG & CO. PROPRIETORS Livery, Boarding and Sale Stables 954 PARK AVENUE MEADVILLE, PA. AMBULANCE SERVICE DAY SEVENS A N D NIGH T ^"Generations of live, wide CARR AGES FOR WEDDINGS awake American Boy3 have AND FUNERALS obtained the right kind of FIREARM EDUCATION Both Phones 43 by being equipped with the unerring, time-honored STEVENS A ll progressive Hardware and Sp o rtin g Goods M erchants handle STEV EN S. If you cannot obtain, we w ill ship d irect, e xp ress nrei IS EDUCATION WORTH WHILE ? upon receipt o f Catalog Price. Send 5 cents in stam ps fo r If you think so patronize the 100 Page Illu stra te d Catalog. Replete w itn STEVENS and general 11 re a rm in form ation. RtXALL DRUG 5TORL Strikin g cover i n c o l o r s . Where four graduates of J. STEVENS ARMS & TOOL CO. pharmacy are employed P. 0 . Box 4090 Chicopee Fells, Mass. We have correctly compounded and have on our files 300,000 Prescriptions. BALLINGER & SIGGINS Drugs, Kodaks, Huyler and Trowbridge Candies, Artists' Materials, Perfumes. XIV GIFTS For All Occasions GORDON REAMER We have for rent Candle Sticks, Shades, etc. :WINCHESTER Drs. A. X R. R. JOHNSTON F R I S K ’S MODEL 1906 .22 CALIBER DENTISTS Popular Ice Cream Parlors Extra Light Weight Repeating Rifle 903 Park Avenue CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES Hours, 9 to 12 a. m. 1 to 5 p. m. None better in the city Shoots a light cartridge for “ fun” or target work and two heavier ones for hunting. Caudle’s Place The Students’ This rifle handles .22 Short, .22 Long or .22 Long Rifle cart ridges without change of adjustment. It’s a take-down and a very handy, all-around small caliber repeater. Examine one Where quality and prices in Diamond Billiard Parlors and you’ll agree that it’s the biggest rifle value ever offered. Foot-Wear are right A S K YOUR DEALER TO SHOW YOU ONE. and Lunch Room CHAS. A. MILLER, Proprietor 792 Chestnut Street 221 Chestnut St. Meadville, Pa. Pennsylvania College of Music CORNER PARK AVENUE AND CENTER STREET, MEADVILLE, PA. FACULTY Director, Harry Waithe Manville Frank L. Reed, A. C M., Piano, Harmony, Harry Waithe Manville j. y 0{C€ Counterpoint, History of Music A. Rosalie Bork 1 . Mary Thorpe Graham J Ida E. Eschelman, Mandolin, Guitar Ida E. Eschelman V Piano Clementine Calvin, A. M., E xp ression Charlotte Marhoffer ) Iona W oodcock. China Painting Flavia Davis Porter, Organ Edith Jeannette Roddy, Drawing, Painting Sol M. Marcosson, V iolin Nina Elizabeth Blair, Secretary & Registrar Exc e lle nt Fa c ilitie s, Com plete C ourses Lending to D iplom as Most Approved Methods XVII S P I R ELLA Twenty-two Years NOT SOLD IN STORES HERE IT IS IN one building and under the same management means 1 reliability and is a guarantee that our students receive The Most Pliable and Resilient Corset Boning in the World the right kind of training. The enrollment has in creased from year to year and the growth of the school Spirella Corsets Excel all Others has been steady and substantial. In Style, Comfort, Health, Durability, Adaptability, Practical courses in bookkeeping, shorthand, type Light Weight, High Grade, Properly Priced AN OFFICIAL COUPON accompanies every Spirella Corset sold, writing, penmanship and the attendant branches are GUARANTEEING a duplicate Corset Free of Charge should a Spirella Stay offered— the kind of training that prepares for good break or rust in corset wear within one year from time of purchase. positions. Athletic Waists for College Girls a Specialty SKILLFUL COR.SETIERES will take your measure at your home or at Each and every student is placed on his own re our Corset Parlors. Call, write or 'phone us and you will receive prompt attention. sponsibility and is allowed to complete his course as THE SPIRELLA COMPANY rapidly as his ability will allow. Individual instruction ______MEADVILLE, PA. ______is the key to the progress of each student and no embar rassment is caused from class recitations. New enroll ments are made on each Monday of the school year. DR. 1. II. KAHLER The Starr Grocery This plan allows students to start at any time. The Board of Trustees, comprising some of the FANCY GROCERIES best business men of Meadville, is as follows: Dr. T. L. Flood, Dr. W. D. Hamaker, W. S. McGunnegle, A. DENTIST No. 277 Chestnut Street J. Palm, S. L. Boyd, E. A. Hempstead, Hon. John J. Henderson, Geo. F. Davenport, Esq., Chas. Fahr and Col. Ned Arden Flood. Succsssor to Dr. Townssnd Mrs. M. Schultz HIGH GRADE PIANOS CATALOG AND LITERATURE. ON REQUEST ORDERS FOR TUNING Out-of-town orders receive MEADVILLE COMMERCIAL C O LLEGE Room 7 Phoenix Block prompt attention BOTH PHONES MEADVILLE, PENNSYLVANIA. 204 Chestnut St.. Opp. P. O. MEADVILLE, PA. Tlie School That Gets Results. Local Telephone 638 Specialty of 10c Music MENDEL’S The Correct Dress Store Our Motto—IJ we please you tell others; i f we don't, tell us WHAT A STUDENT NEEDS MOST ALL WORK GUARANTEED A SUMMER VACATION THAT MEANS A FULL POCKF.TBOOK Meadville Steam Laundry 284 CHESTNUT ST. FRANK A BAKER CLYDE M. BAKER BOTH PHONES / PETER MILLER’S SONS Promoters of Shoe fashions HEAR HOW ONE SHJDENT SOLVED THE KNOTTY PROBLEM: “ Scopes and views have meant six years of college life and one year abroad for me. At present I am studying at the university with a very good prospect of finishing in three years, all on the strength of scopes and views. I have also fur No. 939 WATER STREET nished a home for myself Last summer I was able to canvass only eleven weeks, but put out about $800 worth of goods.” FOR FDLL INFORMATION CALL ON OR ADDRESS KEYSTONE VIEW COMPANY (Incorporated i Main Offices and Factories, MEADVILLE, PA. Branches: New Yo rk C ity; Portlands O re.; Toronto, Can.; London, M EADVILLE, PA. Kiifflund ; Brisbane, A ustra lia . XXII XXIII If it’satPRENATT’S, it’scorrect A LIBRARY IN ONE BOOK niiiiil'iiiii llllniiii l u / vnmii W ebster’s International Dictionary If it’s correct, it’satPRENATT’S HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THE VAST AMOUNT OF ACCURATE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THE INTERNATIONAL? Besides the English vocabulary, which answers correctly questions on spelling, pronunciation, definition, new words, etc., the work contains a Gazetteer riving the latest infor mation about places, mountains, rivers, also a Biographical Dictionary which answers questions concerning notad men and women. Many other questions arise abont noted names in fiction, Scripture, Greek, Latin, and English Christian names, foreign words and phrases, flags, state seals, etc. The International answers them all. 2380 Pages, 5000 ClothierandFumisher Illustrations. The work is abreast of the times. Final authority for the United States Supreme Court. WEBSTER’S COLLEGIATE DICTIONARY. Largest of our abridgments. Regular and Thin Paper Editions. xxx6 P a g e s an d 1400 Illu stra tions. W rite for “ Dictionary Wrinltles,’ ’ and Specimen Pages, Free. Mention In your request /A is publication and receive a useful set of Colored Maps, pocket size. 320 CHESTNUT STR EET G . & C. M ER R IA M CO., Springfield, M ass. MEADVILLE, F*A. When on your walking RATHSKELLER excursions, visit the C. A. BROWN & CO. MEADVILLE MEADVILLE, PA. FRANKLIN, PA. 215 CHESTNUT ST. SUGAR BOWL Makers of Fancy Hot and Cold Drinks Two Big Stores The Coolest Place in the City 948 WATER STREET LAD IL 5 ’ OUTFITTERS Meals at All Hours Steam Table Restaurant FRED J. KEBORT, Prop’r Suits, Coats, Millinery N. G. KEBORT, Clerk JACOB MEASEl, Clerk Misses and Children’s Dresses NIGHT OR DAY CONVENIENT TO BOTH DEPOTS Best Stocked Bar in the City. Meals to Order. Imported and Domestic Cigars. Game, Oysters, Clams in Season. DRY GOODS, RUGS AND Lunch Counter in Connection 170-172 C hestnut St. M EA D V ILLE, PA. DRAPERIES M eadville Phone, 471-W XXV UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURG MEDICAL DEPARTMENT A n frlro m p (g ift itt attg f^om r Formerly Western Pennsylvania Medical College TH E "M O ST POPULAR” M USIC FOUOS THOMAS SHAW ARBUTHNOT, M. D., Dean Hom e Songs ( Words and Piano) ...... $ 0 .6 0 National Songs (W ord s and Piano)...... 6 0 H y m n a ( Words and Piano) ...... 6 0 SESSIO N O F 1909-10 .... 2 4 t h Y E A H Love Songs ( Words and Piano)...... 6 0 College Songs ( Words and Piano)...... 6 0 New College Songs (Words and Piano)...... 6 0 Graded Courses of Eight Months, commencing Octo N e w S o n g s f o r G le e C l u b s ( Words and Piano) .6 0 New Songs fo r Male Q uartets (W . and P.) .6 0 ber, 1909. Four years required. Instruction practical. Piano Pieces ...... 7 0 Piano D uets ...... 7 6 Superior Clinical advantages offered students. College Piano Dance Fo lio ...... 7 6 and Clinic Buildings and extensive Laboratories and Selections from the Operas, (Piano A rr . ) . .7 6 M andolin Pieces Apparatus. Hospital Medical Clinics and Ward Bed Piano Accompaniment ...... 6 0 G uitar Accompaniment ...... 4 0 side Clinics, Surgical and Medical; Operating and Ma F irst M andolin ...... 4 0 ternity and Dispensary and Out-door Clinics daily. Second M andolin ...... 4 0 V io lin O bligato ...... 4 0 Laboratory work continuous. Quizzes regular. Piute O bligato ...... 4 0 C ello O bligato ...... 4 0 FO R CATALOG OR O THER INFO RM ATIO N, ADDRESS V io lin Pieces (with Piano Accompaniment). .7 6 V io lin, Cello and Plano ...... 1 .0 0 S. B. LINHART, V io lin , Flute and Plano ...... 1 .0 0 V io lin , Cello, Flute and Piano ...... 1 .2 6 Secretary of the U n iv e rsity N ew V io lin Solos (with Piano Accomp. ) . . .7 6 803 Hom e Tru st Build ing , Cornet Solos (with Piano Accompaniment) . .7 5 Flute Solos (with Piano Accompaniment) . . .7 5 PITT8BUHG , PA. Trom bone Solos (with Piano Accomp.)...... 7 5 Cello So lo s (with Piano Accompaniment) . . . .7 5 The Most Popular O rchestra Folio F u ll O rchestra and Plano ...... 2 .5 0 10 Pa rts, C ello and Piano ...... 8 .0 0 The Most Popular Band Fo lio Crawford County Trust Co. Concert Band, (80 P a rts) ...... 6 . 0 0 F u ll Band, (24 P a rts) ...... 4 .0 0 Sm a ll Band, (19 Pa rts) ...... 8 .0 0 Capital, $125,000 Surplus and Undivided Profits, $59,000 SOM E OF OUR O THER M USICAL PUBLICATIONS The Crawford County Trust Co. acts as Executor, Adminis All with Words and Piano Kindergarten Songs ...... $ 1 . 0 0 trator, Guardian, Receiver or Trustee. Is a Legal Depository Songs of the Fla g and N ation ...... 6 0 for money and acts as Financial Agent for individual snd coipo- School Songs w ith College Fla vo r ...... 6 0 S o n g s o f A ll C o lle g e s ...... 1 .6 0 rations and agent for the care of real and personal estate. “ “ Eastern Colleges ...... 1 .2 6 11 “ Western ” ...... 1 .2 5 Song* of the U n ive rsity of Chicago ...... 1 .6 0 44 44 14 44 44 M i c h i g a n ...... 1 .2 5 P a y s 4% on Savings Accounts 44 44 44 ‘4 44 Pennsylvania. 1.60 44 " " 44 44 Virginia ...... 1.00 A t Bookstores, Music Dealers, or the Publishers, BROWN & FE.LDMILLLR Hinds, Noble & Eldredge Fancy Groceries 31-33-35 West 15th St, N. Y. City Corner North and North Main Streets P h o n e 3 1 6 Your Printing INDEX TO ADVERTISEMENTS. P a g o ENG RAVERS AND PRIN TERS. Page A R T g a l l e r i e s . . . . 4 Electric C ity Engraving Co ...... 2 1 H . M . Fettlngell ...... 12 Trib une Publishing Co ...... 2 8 Y o c u m ...... F I R E A R M S . BANKS. Crawford County Tru st Co ...... 2 6 Stevens A rm s and To o l Co ...... 1 6 Whether Cards, Letter Heads, Envelopes and M erchants National ...... 4 W inchester Repeating A rm s Oo ...... 1 6 N ew F irst National ...... 8 FLORIST. BARBER SHOPS. A . K r e u g e r ...... 10 Circulars, Pamphlets, Catalogues or Paper Books R . A . Pe rry ...... 8 Andrew Sporr...... IS GROCERIES. Brow n & Feldm iller ...... I S BILLIA RD S AND POOL. M i l l e r & D e r f u s ...... 8 O. B . Hausm an ...... i * J. Robinson ...... 6 Diam ond Billia rd Pa rlo rs ...... 1 7 S t a r r ...... 1 9 BOOKS. HARDW ARE AND SPO RTING GOODS, H ind s, N o b le* Eldridge ...... 2 7 Graham & M cClintock ...... 1 3 G. & C. M erriam Co ...... 2 4 D . A . G i l l ...... 6 Will be Well Done if Entrusted to the BOOTS AND SHO ES. HOTELS. B r o w n e l l ...... 12 H a l s e y ...... 8 A . I. Eld red ...... K e p l e r ...... 9 Peter M ille r’s So ns.. 2 8 17 TRIBUNE OFFICE Chas. A . M iUer ...... IC E CREAM PARLO RS. O. H . Burch ...... 8 CIG ARS AND TOBACCO. Checkcray & Co. (Sugar Bo w l) ...... 2 1 H. Dreutlein ...... 4 J. H . F risk ...... 1 7 C o n r a d F i s h e r ...... 1 0 Lo u is Tordella ...... 3 C LO THIERS AND FURNISHERS. JEWELERS. M e n d e l ...... 2 0 Gordon * Ream er ...... 1 7 P . G-. Pre na tt ...... 25 Geo. T . W ilso n & Son ...... 1 9 S m i t h ’s ...... 1 1 LAUNDRY. COLLEGES. M eadville Steam Laundry ...... 2 8 New Type, Good Paper and Ink and Competent A l l e g h e n y ...... I Cleveland College of Physicians and Su r LIVERIES, g e o n s ...... 7 J. H . Falkinb urg ...... 1 4 M ead ville Com m ercial College ...... 1 8 Chas. M uckinhaupt * B ro ...... 6 Workmen Insure Good Results Pennsylva nia College of M usic ...... 1 7 U n ive rsity oC Pittsburg ...... 26 M EAT M ARKET. Derfus Brothers ...... 1 2 DENTISTS. D ra. D . O. & W . C. D unn ...... 1 2 M USIC STO RES. D rs. A . & R . R . Johnston ...... 1 7 Edward T . Bates Co ...... » D r . E . H . Kahler...... 1 9 M rs. M . SohulU ...... 1 » DRUGGISTS. PHOTOGRAPHERS. Ba lling e r & Siggins ...... 1 4 A . R . Fow ler ...... IF NOT NOW ONE OF OUR PATRONS BRING F. K. Easterwood...... 13 Geo. R . Pra tt ...... 6 DRY GOODS AND HOUSE FURNISH RESTAURANTS. US YOUR NEXT JOB OF PRINTING INGS. P . J. Kebort ...... » 4 Boggs & Buhl ...... 8 Rathskeller ...... 2 4 C. A. Brown * Co ...... 2 5 John J. Shryock Co ...... 1 0 MISCELLANEOUS. EYE SPEC IA LIST. Cox Sons * V lning ...... 1 8 Keystone View Company 22 D r. O tis Balcom ...... 4 L y c e u m EY E, EAR, NOSE AND THRO AT. Sp ire lla Company ...... t ® T e a c h e r s ’ A g e n c y ...... 1 TRIBUNE P lI B U S M COMPANY D r . O . C . H i l l ...... PRINTERS AND BINDERS XXVIII