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Monda Se t. 24 1990 e Establishedver1894 een Vol. 97 No. 25 Reinstatement near for Kappa Sigs? Week's Members are working together to repair their involved with the theft were given the option to Members work to reputation after last year's incident involving leave the house and 12 chose to move out, Don- 17 pledges and their alleged theft from area inelli said. rebuild house, merchants. The other five have stayed with the fraternity events Kappa Sigma was sanctioned last fall by and have been working off the 200 community WSU officials and after withdrawing from the service hours imposed on them by the court, reputation university, were unable to rush this semester. said Matt Bonham, one of the fraternity mem- They are not allowed to house freshmen until ber who chose to stay. By Julie Chappelle they are reinstated. They also are helping with the estimated begin Staff Writer "As of right now, we are not considered a $160,000 renovation of their house. living group," said Kappa Sigma President Looking from the inside out, Doninelli put Thanksgiving may have an added meaning Mark Doninelli, who was reluctant to speak. the fraternity's situation into perspective. Homecoming activities begin this year for the 35 members of WSU's Kappa "We are realigning ourselves with the good "We see the glass as half full," said Doni- today on the WSU campus and Sigma fraternity when they apply to IFC and standards of the university, the IFC, our inter- nelli, referring to the fraternity members' posi will continue all week, climaxing university officials for reinstatement as a living national chapter, and the community," he said. group November 26. with the Cougar football game All 17 members who were allegedly See FRATERNITY on page 8 against the University of Califor- nia at Los Angeles Saturday night. Human-powered chariots will MONDAY take the field at halftime in the race's final bracket of competi- tion. Finals for the homecoming comedy event will be held on Holland Library lawn at noon today. .. An Evening of Chamber Music" will be held Tuesday' night. The 8 p.m. recital is in Kimbrough Concert Hall. The Asian Pacific American Student Committee of the ASWSU is sponsoring a teriyaki chicken sale on the CUB mall Wednesday from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. The competitive homecoming games at 7 p.m. in Martin Sta- Couple's dium will follow the traditional homecoming' serpentine. which begins its prowl at 6 p.m. wedding "Food for Thought." a Burton Shaw lecture presentation by plans burst Michael Hurst, will be in the Evergreen staff photo CUB Auditorium at 3:30 p.m. STATELINE, Nev. (AP) Moped rider Shannon leach is wheeled to the ambulance after colliding with a car on Thursday. - It was not the marriage Stadium Way Friday evening. leach was transferred to Pullman Memorial where she Also Thursday, a Museum made in heaven that they was treated and released the following day. AWareness Week lecture will be had envisioned, but newly- given by David Gillette. The lec- weds Kenneth and Stepha- ture. entitled "Excavation of nie Miller were in good Seismosaurus, the longest Dino- Student injured in moped crash saur: Low Technology, High spirits after the hot-air bal- Technology and Challenges to loon they exchanged their WSU police Sgt. Steve Huntsberry. Conventional Wisdom," will vows in crashed into a tree. By Jennifer Jones Fenton then continued on and hit another car begin at 6:30 p.m. The balloon, with six Staff Writer driven by Nancy Swierkos, Huntsberry said. people aboard, was "Mopeds are invisible, so Fenton didn't see it Allan C. Wilson will address launched at Gardnerville, A WSU student was released from Pullman until she was turning," Huntsberry said. the President's Convocation at 8 p.m., Thursday with "The Nev., 15 miles east of Memorial Hospital Saturday afternoon following Apparently, when Fenton saw the moped, she an injury accident involving two cars and a Search of Eve," an exploration Lake Tahoe. accelerated and swerved left to try and avoid it. moped Friday evening on Stadium Way. into the origin of man. But an unexpected east- No one was speeding, and no citations were A car driven by Leslie Fenton, 33, a WSU issued at the scene, Huntsberry said. Friday at noon, WSU Presi- erly breeze caught it and junior, was trying to tum left onto Nevada St. At the scene, Leach had a cut on her chin and dent Sam Smith and football sent it west as the Rev. and collided with a moped ridden by Shannon leg, and a possible neck injury, said Hunts- coach Mike Price will charge Miriam Lee tied the knot at Leach, 22, a WSU senior, who hit the door, Cougar rooters at the homecom- 10,000 feet. flipped over the car and lost her helmet, said See MOPED on page 8 ing rally on the Holland Library

See PLANS on page 7 Pullman residents could sing recycling 'blues'

By Robert Southern bage bags would go to the landfill with two-thirds of that was funded by the state, expressed about the availability of the Staff Writer the rest of the city garbage and be sepa- Cooper said. bags and whether they could be reused, he rated and sorted by landfill workers, Fel- "The Washington Department of Ecol- said. Pullman residents could soon be seeing stad said. ogy has called our facility a "model solid Dickenson said he hoped the bags could blue if city officials decide to use new The blue color of the bags are meant to waste facility"," he said. "The new be purchased at Pullman Disposal, and specially designed blue garbage bags as single out recyclable waste, and are built equipment would be most effective in han- Cooper said it may be possible to collect part of a new curb side recycling program. to withstand compaction in garbage dling the blue bag system." the used bags and send them back to the "Using this plan, you don't need new trucks, said officials at the Frist Brand By the end of this year, a blueprint pro- manufacturer for recycling. trucks, collection containers, or a new Corporation manufacture of the new blue gram of recycling will be presented to the "The local stores in the area have been crew of men," said Bill Felstad of Pull- Glad trash bags. EQC by Pullman Disposal which would good about being environmentally consci- man Disposal. "You use your existing A year ago such a curb side recycling utilize the bags, Felstad said. entious. I expect cooperation from many, facilities. " program would not have been possible, Felstad said traditional methods of recy- to carry the bags," he said. The blue bags, which could be pur- said Cliff Cooper, Whitman County Solid cling lead to high expenses. Communities Skepticism was expressed over the chased at local stores, could be filled with Waste Coordinator. . nationwide have lost money with recycling plan's one-bag system, Dickenson said recyclables and then placed with other But now the Whitman County Landfill programs, despite subsidization with state because added labor would be needed to trash for collection by local disposal com-. has instal.le? a conveyor belt system for a funds, he said. sort the collected recyclables. panies. more efficient process of recycling city Reaction toward the plan has' been "Someone has to sort it, so why not the Under a plan being proposed by the waste. favorable, said Pete Dickenson, assistant Environmental Quality Council, blue gar- The new eqUipment cost $100,000 and city planner. But concerns have been See BLUES on page 7 "I lost 80 Ibs. with NutrilSystem. Counseling 1looked so good, Service 15of my friends signed up!' A united way LOCAL BRIEFS

"They say actions speak louder I also feel good about the fact that 208 S. Main Room than words. That's certainly true I've been able to keep the weight Moscow, Id. 882-7534 in my case off for over a year now. My friends Announcements When my friends at work saw how can't wait to feel as great as I do. • Free pregnancy testing Ilooked after I went to NutrilSystem. And I'm /);;k they signed up. too I felt good lovingit." .~~ • Free maternity §l. baby • All 1990-1991 Mortar Board members please contact about that. clothes Katie-Michelle Bosch at 4-0628 or Sue Hinz at 5-4527 to give • Nonjudgmemtal counseling information on how you can be reached. Try the NutrilSystem" Creve-Free" Weight Loss Program that includes a variety of delicious meals and Craving Controt" snacks, nutritional and Information & referral behavioral counseling. light activity. and weight maintenance. Call for hours or appointments • The Foreign Service written exam date has been changed this year to October 27, 1990. Deadline to receive applications is Don't Wait, September 21. Applications are available at Career Services in the Call Today. Administration Annex, Room 107. ...:H-,'I"S'J--,}.J ...... l • WSU's Chapter of Amnesty International meets every Friday WE'E-K" at noon in CUB Ill. • BISC members must pay their dues by today. Please stop by the :N::':V BISC office in Todd 233 or contact Ken Jones at 5-2725 or Dave O_.._ ·:.f ._}~:. to' Wakefield at 2-6622. • Proctors are needed for the athletic department's study table. Up to 3 credits of psychology 497 are available. Contact Deb Kouse, 114 Bohler for an application.

• The YMCA needs students to provide leadership for the following positions: vice-president programs, PRinewsletter, big brothers, youth and government, international friends and families, and volunteer bridge. Call YMCA, CUB 318-320, or 335-3915.

• PETE needs volunteers!! The partnership in Equine Therapy and Education program needs volunteers to help sell concessions at Our clieru. Cougar football games and other fund raising events. Call Jerry at Janice Pruett. los/8010S 397-3258 or leave a message at 5-1303. • Pre-law Club meeting Tuesday at 4:30 p.m. in Todd 405. One officer position is open and elections will be held. Call Tim for more details at 2-1528.

• Student Legal Services needs interns interested in law, communications, or finance. Apply in CUB 316 or call 5-9539.

• The Racquetball Club will have its first meeting on Tuesday at I $5.00 PER POUND- SPECIAL 7 p.m. at the fieldhouse racquetball courts. • Lose all the weight you want for $5.00 per pound Centers in • • The Japanese/American Club will have a general meeting Good through Sun 9/30/90 I Come in and try our Smorgasbord North • Wednesday at 7 p.m. in CUB B-25B. All Japanese and others America I of new crave-free food. • interested in Japan and its culture are welcome. I TOll FREE 428 WEST3RD • • Business interns needed for Wind Row II, a student magazine. 11-800-THIN MOSCOW,IDAHO. "It's great tobe SUB-conscious" Apply in Avery 355 or call 5-4832. • OFFER ENDS 9/28190 • NE 600 COLORADO "Sp&c;..al otter ecee nol.ndt.lde ttle cast 01 NUTRI/SYSTEM Ioods and _. _ ~ • Washington and Idaho rape laws will be discussed by guest cannOlbecombonedWJIholheroCtofS. Ooes~indudemall'llenanoeprogramOt" -r'.... ~(m.'l7J('l'I~. • SGfVtceguaranlee Mpeopievarysodo81ianindlVidual',w.,;ghlioss Validonlyowrth _..., ,_. _ ... _ 334-SUBS speaker Officer Nannette Kistler from the WSU police department .h " .;."~ .. on Tuesday from 12:10 p.m. to 1 p.m. in CUB Bll & 13. Sponsored by Women's Resource and Research Center and The Sexual Assault Task Force.

• The History Club will meet Tuesday at 4 p.m. in Wilson 6. We You said you wanted to turn will go to Pizza Haven immediately after the meeting. Pay your own way. in papers that turn heads. • A relationship workshop for unmarried couples considering further commitments is being sponsored by the psychology department. The workshop is designed to help couples learn to communicate more effectively and enhance their relationships. For =-:,- - ---==® more information contact Alisa 5-3587. - -.- • Ski Team meeting on Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. in the CUB Gridiron - __.-.------..- See how we listened. _ ---_.- Room. Practices daily from 4 p.m. to 5 p.m. in front ofP.E. - building. Anyone welcome, no previous racing experience necessary.

• The Department of Counseling Psychology is seeking volunteers who consider themselves heavy social drinkers to participate in a study of the effects of Reduced Environmental Stimulation Therapy (REST) on alcohol consumption. Confidentiality is assured. For additional information call 5-7016 or stop by the Counseling Psychology Office in Cleveland 325.

• The Returned Peace Corps Volunteers of the Palouse will sponsor films on Peace Corps. The Toughest Job You'll Ever Love will be shown on Tuesday and Let It Begin Here will be shown on Wednesday. Both presentations will be held at 12:10 p.m. in CUB B-l1.

• BISC informational meeting Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. in the CUB Gridiron Room. We will discuss companies that will be Look what youcan do on the IBM PersonalSystem/2: And with the easy-to-use preloadedsoftware, interviewing this semester. Dues will be collected. including Microsoft'Windows" 3.0,writing papers • Homecoming visitation everyday this week from 10 a.m. to 3 is onlythe beginning.Just point and click the mouse' p.m. in Stimson Hall. All past alumni are invited to come visit the to movetext. Create graphics,charts, evenspread- hall. Refreshments will be served before Saturday'S game. sheets, or do other projectslike resumes and flyers. • An early recovery group is forming for individuals with addictions. Call Sandy at 335-4511_ Scholarships PS/2 Model 30 286 • Pacific Rim Language Scholarship - $1,000 scholarship open to 1990 Washington state high school graduates. Must have been a Personal Computing Center proficient speaker in either Spanish, Russian, Japanese, or Chinese Not Just a Compu,er Store Mark Hanson 332-2525 during high school. Application available at Scholarship Services, ComputerScienceBUilding,Room2091 or deadline Oct. 30. Open Mondaythrough Friday,10:00a.m. to 4:00p.m. IBM Collegiate Representative (509) 335-0193 • Sarah Soule Patton Scholarship - $2,000 scholarship open to college juniors for use in senior year. Must be a student of American History, U.S. citizen, have good character, scholastic excellence and financial need. Application available at Scholarship Services, deadline Jan. 10,1991.

• This offer is ~~ailable only to qualifi.ed students, faculty, staff and institutions that purchase IBM Selected Academic. Solutions through partlcl~lIng ~pus I~catlons: Orders are subject to availability. Prices are subject to change and IBM may withdraw BRIEFS ARE PRINTED ON A FIRST·COME, FIRST·SERVE BASIS the ~ffer at any.nme Without wntten ~once_ ~BM, Personal System/2 and PS/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporanon. Microsoft IS a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation. @IBM Corporation 1990 WSU, Pullman, Wash. Monday, September 24, 1990 The Evergreen 3 Iraq threatens to ruin oil fields (AP) - Iraq on Sunday threat- nations. In Washington, top finance "The oil areas in Saudi Arabia ened to destroy Middle East oil Iraq also said it would not officials from the world's wealth- and in other states of the region, fields and attack Israel if other attend the U.N. General Assem- iest nations met for a second al! the oil installations, will be nations tried to force it from bly session that opens Monday day, seeking to forge a united rendered incapable ... and Israel Kuwait. because its delegation was not front against threats to the global will be transformed into some- At the same time, Iraq appar- being allowed to travel to New economy stemming from the gulf thing different from what they ently sought to improve relations York on Iraqi Airways. The air- crisis. They met with mixed suc- are now," said an Iraqi govern- with France, admitting that its line has no landing rights cess. ment statement broadcast by soldiers had raided the French because of the U.N. trade In warning other nations not to state-run Radio Baghdad and ambassador's residence in embargo. try to force it to give up Kuwait, . monitored in Nicosia, Cyprus. MONDAY NIGHT Kuwait 10 days ago. It apolo- Foreign women and children Iraq said: "We will never allow gized for the' incursion, which wrenched from their husbands anybody, whomever he may be, FOOTBALL SPECIA~ sparked a wave of retaliatory and fathers flew home on the last to strangle the people of Iraq 16- 2 TOPPING PIZZA I expulsions and increased tensions U.S.-chartered flight from Bagh- without having himself stran- between Iraq and European dad. gled. " 2 SALADS & I EARN PITCHER OF PEPSI I EXTRACA$H $11. 99+tox I De Klerk to discuss S. African WITH THE PUSH OFAPIN. racial plans while visiting Bush Put up posters wi1h application I[elli Ionns lor VISA, MasterCard and "We will gladly honor other national credn cards on I JOHANNESBURG, South satisfied in any way whatsoever, was legalizing the African up lor .any olher loccl I I feel there is much to be thank- National Congress and other anti- campus. And eam to $2 Africa CAP) - One year after each response. It's that easy. PIZZO coupons you I taking power, President F. W. de ful for," de Klerk said. apartheid groups. Nine days bring in!!!" Klerk is fighting to preserve his Tough and pragmatic, de later, he freed ANC leader Nel- call dream of a non-racial democracy Klerk is convinced he can end son MandeIa after more than 27 ------E. 420 Main in the face of mounting violence apartheid and find a solution to years in jail. 1·800-950-1037 Ext. 75 334-2535 and despair. 350 years of bitter racial divi- De Klerk has begun disman- De Klerk has stunned South sion. He says whites and blacks tling apartheid. Public facilities Africa and the world by seeking must live together or face a race and some residential areas are to end apartheid and allow whites war that will last for decades. being integrated, and the ruling A~ROBICS and blacks to live together in On Feb. 2, de Klerk shocked National Party may soon seek equality. But his reforms them- South Africans by announcing he black members. MWF 6:30am STEP ANN selves have unleashed major MWF 3:10pm ill -ENERGY WENDY problems, such as violent black MWF 4:20pm ill -ENERGY BRANDI factional fighting and a backlash MWF 5:30pm LOW - IMPACf I STEP KRISTI by pro-apartheid whites. MW 6:45pm STEP PETE MW(fUTH 9:10pm STEP VAL De Klerk will explain his plans TUTH 8:00am MORNING AEROBICS CHRISTI to President Bush this week. He TUTH 3:10pm Ill-ENERGY KRISTI will be the first South African TUTH 4:20pm III - ENERGY LORI leader to visit the United States TUTH 6:45-8pm III I STEP BRANDI since 1945. The Bush administra- SAT 11:OOam III - ENERGY KRISTI tion has supported de Klerk, who SUN 4:20pm III - ENERGY BRANDI took office Sept. 20, 1989. SUN{I'UTH 8:10pm BODY DYNAMICS VAL "Looking back at the end of SUN .9:1Opm STEP VAL the first year, without being self- JOIN ANYfIME _ SEMESTER AND SCHOOL YEAR SPECIALS AFFORDABLE RATES _ UNLIMITED AEROBICS BODY MAGIC HAS IT ALL!! Rushdie III Ie NE 600 COLORADO 334·1761 BODYMA.GIC writes for kids We have what you LONDON CAP) - Sal- man Rushdie's first book since Iran called for his need topass the hardest death is a fairy tale for chil- dren, acclaimed by critics college test of all. Sunday as a charming and lighthearted work with a The test has only one Question: , serious message for adults as How in the dickens are you ' well. going to pay for it? Reviewers marveled that THE PRESIDENT'S CONVOCATION College is expensive. And for m,any the best answer to that Rushdie could write with WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY question is a Student Loan from Washington Mutual such mischievous humor Savings Bank. . IT despite 19 months in hiding So let us help. If you are trymg .' to get through college or graduate school without ~ nch ' uncle, the next best thing under police guard, during can be the friend of the farruly. which he has moved con- Get an application from your school's financial aid office. Or call stantly and become separated us at (206) 461-3842. Collect, if it's a toll call. .. . from his wife, the American The Search for Eve If you don't come in and pick some up, the money IS Just gomg to novelist Marianne Wiggins. keep piling up around here. Most critics, however, Are we all the descendants also saw signs of pain and of a woman who lived desperation in the prose of "Haroun and The Sea of 200,000 years ago? Stories." The late Ayatolah Ruhol- Professor Allan C. Wilson lah Khomeini called for Molecular Evolutionist Rushdie's death after the University of California, Berkeley author's novel "The Satanic Verses," was deemed blas- phemous to Islam. The new book tells the tale of a Hindu storyteller whose talent is suddenly destroyed by a fanatical dic- tator who poisons the springs of his inspiration. His brave son, Haroun,eventually defeats the enemy of stories and restores his father's gift. Rushdie dedicates the book to his own son with these lines: "As I wander far from view Read, and bring me home to you." It will be published by Granta Books in Britain Sept. 27 and in the United States next year. 4 The Evergreen Monday, September 24,1990 WSU, Pullman, Wash. OPINION Bullsheet So as a prelude whites must be made to realize that they are only human, not superior. Same with blacks. They must be made fa realize that they are also human, not infe- rior. -Stephen Bantu Biko, Statement as witness The fact that most annoys me about so-called "white supremacists" is that they dare to call themselves that. My dictionary does mention that "supremacist" is the correct usage for one who "believes in or advocates the supremacy of a particular group, esp. a racial group," but it also says that to be "supreme" is to be: I) "highest in rank or authority; paramount; sovereign; chief," or 2) "of the highest quality, degree, character, importance, etc." Now who's kidding who, here? Let's take the Hayden Lake psychos as a readily bashable regional example. Do we really believe, friends and neighbors, that this raggle-taggle platoon of clowns, untreated mental cases and metal shop dropouts are anyone's idea of an elite cadre of hard-assed leaders of men? Today 's all-volunteer military would accept them only as Downrange target Holder Alone in the squared circle specialists or minefield dancers. days, daddy's favorite son is just cause for resent- Wanna-Be Nazis are the Blue Light specials of humanity; It was an early August morning on the boardwalk in Cape May, NJ -one of the last mornings of our ment after daddy walks out the door. I became my their poor mothers couldn't afford their obstetric bills, and summer vacation, the sun was coming up and it older brothers punching bag, and later his sparring while the moms were washing dishes in the back somebody was the perfect time for "us kids" to walk along partner. Chuck said it was his job to keep "word- sold their real babies into white slavery and replaced them the shore before the mothers got up and fixed man" from becoming a momma's boy. Showed me with failed genetic experiments. The resulting social breakfast. the streets, and a means of communication that didn't require my precious words. drones, having been replaced in their 7-11 clerkships by I was a spoiled brat, daddy's-favorite-can-do-no- wrong-son. I was in second grade with the mouth No excuses, it runs though my mind as I run the people who don't even aspire to speak English, took a lot of an encyclopedia and the last flight of stairs in Martin Stadium and head for of speed and worked it out in their notochords that Idaho is body of a sick pigeon. I the gym instead of the hot bath waiting at horne. all screwed up because of "the niggers." cried when. my brother hit I!'s been two weeks since my last cheap beer, or The niggers? Being a racist in North Idaho is like' me back then, would run the last time the Flying Dutchman warmed my pipe. My body misses these comforts. My mind weeding on the moon. What's the point? I'm as white as to mom at the slightest threat, he was bigger than visualizes only of the battle that lies ahead. The they come, and willing to compare sunpeels with anyone, me and it wasn't fair. romance of the ring lies in the nature of the con- but I sure would like a different bunch to represent me in Regardless, my siblings test. Only two men enter the ring, only one honkyhood. They are "of the highest rank" only in put up with me and would emerges the victor. The ultimate test of whether one is worth their mettle, measure or boast. The absurdity. take me wherever they E. Matthewes folks at the Evergreen have prepared a lot of hype As far as being of the "highest quality," I believe that went which, most days, led us to the board walk Hunt in anticipation for my fight, but I'm going to be the we've all run into one or two of these hairless hairballs during those summer days _ only om; stepping in the ring. strutting around. The men, the myth ... the morons. If these on the Jersey shore. On Columnist The Monday afternoon before Dad's weekend, guys could qualify for real jobs. maybe they wouldn't have this particular morning we people offer words of encouragement as my antici- to knock over convenience stores (not that Aryan Nations came upon a large man who jogged his way down pation grows. By three o'clock my friend and I walk down to see the match ups ... My name isn't militants would eve" do such a thing, or that this the boardwalk sparring with demons unseen, his body stretched against his Plain-Jane dark gray there. I read the lists from top to bottom in disbe- newspaper would ever imply that they might). sweat suit. lief but in the back of my mind knowing that I Some have said that the neo-Christian men who would His dark eyes saw us and smiled although his wasn't qualified enough to participate. I'm not be fascists are an excellent argument for gun control. I face remained unchanged as he pounded away. My angry as much as frustrated. The people down at don't think so. "Gun control" is the ability to hit what you older brother-Chuck-explained that he was .a the intramural department are probably' more con- cerned for my safety than I am. And I'm sure that I shoot at-and I can do that better than they, so it's hard to boxer and that he was in training for a fight. He ran alone, and he would fight alone. am not alone among those who did not find their worry about clowns in white suits as long as my pistol is Since that day I have watched the boxers with a names on that list. loaded. envious eye. I know it is not a profession that I From here I go back to the black board, I've had But they're a convincing argument for birth control. would ever make my living at ... but I have always this dream for a long time. Odds of my being here Jack Lewis wanted a one time no-excuses shot at holding my next semester are about even, so between now and Own in the squared circle. l 've come a long way since my spoiled brat See BOXER on page 5 Doonesbury BY GARRY TRUDEAU The Evergreen is published Monday through Friday during the school year by the Student Publications Board at Washing- ton State University. Donald Ferrell is general manager. The editorial board is responsible for all news poli- cies. Opinions expressed herein are not purported to be those of the student body, faculty, university or its Board of Regents. Student publications office: Room 113, Edward R. Murrow Communications Center, P.O. Box 2008 C.5., Pullman, Wash- ington, 99165-9986. 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BOXER: from page 4 then it is my job to find the experience this column didn't run last week to round and to get myself in shape for next year's things off. smoker. When I began writing this it was to be For those that did fight this year, con- my epithet, last words before I entered the gratulations, win or lose-I envy y~u. ~ut ring. As it turns out last week was a week don't be surprised if you see me climbing of Mondays-an endless series of left jabs through the ropes next year about this setting you up for a right hook. Through it time, this fighter ain't dead yet. all, my friends (fans?) kept asking when my match was or why I didn't fight, the Oh yeah, A big congratulations to lake backlash of my personal talent for hype, the snake for his ten second KO.

Sept. 24: Homecoming Comedy Event, 12:00, Holland Lawn. LETTERS Sept. 26: Serpentine at 6:00p.m., Games at Marting Stadium immedaitely after. The New Lexicon Webster's Dictionary of Racism revealed the English Language, printed in 1989: Sept. 27: President Convocation 8:00p.m., "Instruction or training by which people Beasley Performing Arts Coliseum. Editor: learn to develop and use their mental, In Monday's editorial (Sept. 3), Opin- moral and physical powers." Sept. 28: Homecoming Rally, 12:00, Holland ion Editor Jack Lewis told us about sex- This definition is not the same as that of Lawn. Lip Sync Finals! ism. From his tone, it appears he's feeling the most vocal part of the feminist com- picked on, hard done to, treated unfairly munity. To give the subjects of education Sept. 29: COUGS SPELL RUIN FOR UCLA BRUINS even, by those who object to sexism in our instruction and information that they may UCLA Football Game, 8:00p.m. culture. use to learn to develop and use their men- Chariot Race Finals at Half-Time. In Tuesday's opinion section (Sept. 4), tal and moral powers on their own is just a guest writer, Marykay Hoenstine, told fine. This is not happening, however. The J of yard us about her objection to Jack's objection. type of "education" that many feminists She said that Jack's description of the pic- use brings to mind the term, "Thought CUB ture brought to mind by the word sexist, Police." The information they present is "a beer swilling, pastrami munching very subjective, containing it's own defi- Auditorium boob tube gazer possessed of neither nitions of what is and is not right (moral). S $2 morality or culture," is way off base. They do not just say that men and women THE NAK UN Marykay managed to make a few good, are equal, giving reasons, but they add the relevant points, even though she misinter- concept that to think and/or act otherwise Leslie Nielsen portrays Lieutenant Frank Drebin, the funniest cop preted much of the sarcasm Jack used in is unacceptable, and that we must all work his article. since Inspector Clouseau, out to save the Queen of England from to prevent thought like this from occur- assassination! Inspired by the TV series Police Squad. In Today' s letters section, your friendly ring. neighborhood student would like to Lastly, I would like to point out the fact PG respond to a few of Marykay's state- that men and women are not equal. I see ments, to share an idea or two of his own, many groups and individuals trying to Fri. Sept. 28, 7:00p.m. and to elaborate on a couple of important make women into men, and vice versa. points that Jack presented which were Can't they see that we aren't the same? Sat. Sept. 29, 9:00p.m. likely overlooked or ignored by many Beyond just the obvious physical differ- TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD readers. ences, women and men are different emo- 81/2 After noting that Jack was "way off tionally, chemically, and mentally. That's base" in his assessment of the image of how we were made; that is just the way it Frederico Fellini's self analyti- the sexist, Marykay says, "Most femi- is. There can be no changing that. Gregory Peck won an Oscar for cal film about a filmmaker nists and others know that the animal Granted that this is very, very rarely cause known as a sexist is not so easy to spot. " playing a Southern lawyer trying to develop a new proj- for discrimination (only in cases where With this, we are will on our way to prov- one can do the job better than the other, a black man accused of raping a ect, amdst frequent visions ing Jack's point. This shows that there is, and this does go both ways). It is, how- white woman. and countless subplots. in fact, a stereotypical image attached to ever something to ponder. the term sexist. Now I ask, just what is 8IW Italian These differences are what make gen- that image? It may not, in reality, be der (and sex) so fantastic. God forbid that "beer swilling," or a "pastrami munch- our society should ever lose sight of them. -. .. - . :. ing boob tube gazer," but the ethics and . .. Ian Ivey integrity of the labelled person are cer- -. .: II. -...... tainly placed under unjustified scrutiny. A topic that Marykay brought up in her Criticism complex Student Le at Services argument, about which many feminists Editor: SLS offers FREE* advice in all areas of law. make an issue, is the use of male pro- As a visiting student from the University CUB 316 lO:30a.m.-5:30p.m. Mon.-Fri. nouns. This issue, which seems rather of Maryland, I have fallen in love wit~ your petty, never ceases to confound me. Now, campus. The facilities and the friendly I use the male pronoun, as in (speaking of, atmosphere certainly surpass Maryland. Come in and discuss your problems with us. say dentists in general), "He finds a cav- But some students mentality in terms of ity and fills it." I don't say "He o~=." criticism to political affairs are still as byz- *Traffic *Contract or "He/she," because, especially III wnt- antine as those from students at Maryland. *Wills *Tax ing, it is both unnecessary and distract~ng. Let's take Mr. Steve Fuller's letter, pu~- Similarly, I don't use "The deIl:tIst" lished on September 12. First of all he ~s *International *Criminal repeatedly; there is no need. Tradition- sad and disgusted about. The Evergreen, s "Court *Civil ally, the male pronoun has been used to publishing a biased ~Ic~e. Well, let s cover both sexes. There is nothing assume his letter is fair, WIthno traces of *Bankruptcy *Family demeaning or unethical about this, it is bias. He goes on and talks about "jo~al- merely a convention. There is no need to istic trash" when he deplores an Iraqui stu- go out of my way to find a manner of dent who agrees with "his mother countries "with some conflict of interest exceptions expressing myself when I have such a (sic) invasion of Kuwait". I assume Mr. convenient, widely understood option. Fuller, that you did not approve the U.S. Many feminists ask why we don't use invasion of Grenada nor Panama, because SLS internships are still available. Earn valuable experi- "she" instead of "he". The answer if you did, using your own logic, you ence in law. finance, and communication. Apply in our should be obvious: It is not understood to should then be disgusted at yourself. Mock- mean the same thing. This, today, is not ingly Mr. Fuller says Hussein "was right in office. because we all (meaning all of us sexists crushing such a dangerous threat as lowly ASWSU ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: gasp) derive great pleasure from seeing Kuwait". Substitute Hussein for Reagan or the male pronoun used and have thus Bush, and Kuwait for Grenada or Panama. RISING STAR SHOW #1 made it the convention it is; it is simply a Panama was a tremendous threat to the "A Homecoming Alternative" traditional and uncomplicated way to U.S.! Grenada was even a more menacing write and speak. I wonder why we should threat. Sure, the U.S. has a moral right, an With Seattle's complicate something when there is no obligation (that will probably be one of STUMPY JOE legitimate need to complicate it? your justifications Mr. Fuller). You go on In his editorial, Jack said that "Sexism and complain about the U.S. footing the and Moscow's is a dirty word--one of the last, in fact." Iraqui's student bill: why don't you propose THE BIG I AM This is, strange though it may seem, a sad a political clearance test in which every- body has to think like you do, before they fact. Many liberal activist groups today Friday, 9/28, Butch's Den. Bp.rn. are given an assistanship. Even better, have a new, improved term for Brain- before they are accepted by the University. thed Washing: Education. There can be no Doesn't that sound like a totalitarian state denying the fact that the mission of many Introductory Kayak Class, Tuesday, Sept, 25, Mr. Fuller? You seem to have forgotten (liberal) feminist groups is to educate the that freedom of expression and dissent are 7:00-8:30p.m., Bohler Pool. Designed for individuals who public about equality of the sexes in order not evil. If every person that doesn't agree have at least attended and "Intro Class." to stamp out sexist thought, just as the with your ideas is forced to go home, as goal of many (liberal) gay-rights organi- you ask this dissenting Iraqui student, Sign-up Now at ORC. zations is to educate the public about you'll probably be all by yourself, with homosexuality to eliminate anti-homosex- your Rambo mentality still intact. By the . APASC Annua Teriyaki ual thoughts, or what they like to call way, you might want to spend some time September 26 homophobic thought; there are several trying to understand what bias means. other examples of groups who intend to Best wishes! 11 :30-1 :00 ,'educate" for similar reasons. F.E. Vega CUB Mall To qualify my argument here, I present Entomology Dept., U. of Maryland the definition of Education, as stated in $3.50 6 The Evergreen Monday, September 24,1990 WSU, Pullman, Wash. Remodeled hall unveiled "We kept the best of the old, Radziemski, who was hired last By Jennifer Jones and added a lot of the new," month. Staff Writer Hartford said. The building houses the Con- Tours and a reception Saturday "We wanted to preserve a ner Zoological Museum, an Elec- morning heralded the completion tron Microscopy Center, the Stu- of Science Hall's remodeling, II dent Learning and Information with presentations by College of Center, teaching laboratories, a Business and Finance Vice Presi- We kept the lecture hall, the Sciences, Mathe- dent Jay Hartford and Dean Leon best of the old, matics, and Engineering Educa- Radziemski. tion Center, research facilities "We were hoping to draw in and added a lot and an environmentally-con- students and parents. Many wan- trolled greenhouse. dered in, but not many stayed," of the new The Conner Museum has the Hartford said. - Jay Hartford largest bird and mammal collec- Science Hall's remodeling was tion in the Northwest and the done in two phases: one com- largest elephant-tooth collection pleted in 1985, and the second building with a unique history in the world, said Associate completed this summer. without spending a lot of Zoology Professor Richard John- money." son. The $4.6-million renovation Most collections are still under set the stage for further remodel- "The physical facilities here wraps because of reduced· public ing on the teaching and research really impressed me when I inter- exhibition area, but should be on areas on all floors, said Spitzer. viewed for my position," said display by next year. The Microscopy Center has one of the first electron micro- scopes ever used, obtained in DON'T WAIT TO 1938. "We have to bring it out every once in a while when our newer EARN A FUTURE (electron transmission micro- scopes) ones break," joked zool- WHILE YOU EARN A ogy professor John Larsen, direc- tor of the Electron Microscopy DEGREE! Center. Research and teaching labora- Come to 206 Ad Annex today to find out how you can apply for paid tories on the fourth floor include positions with: microbiology, immunology, _Qompanv ~ Majors Requested ~ genetics, and plant physiology, PACCAR Programmer BAIS, CPSC 10-5-90 said John Paznokas, who con- Nat'l Wildlife Conservation EDRl, EDUC,WREC, 10-8-90 ducted the tour. Summit Intern BAAB, WLBI Federation "My main interest is in immu- ALCOA Coop Student Intern CHEN, MSEN 10-11-90 Varian Assoc Co-op Engineer MEEN, ELEN 10-30-90 nology, and what activates lym- Dr. Nancy Magnasun explains her immunology studies on phocytes," said Nancy Magna- lymphocytes during the Open House at Science Hall Satur- sun. day.

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1M Intramural biathlon and tennis tournament entry applications are due Oct. 3 in CUB 337. Information regarding the intramural racquetball tour- ney becomes available Sept. 26. For more information, contact the intramural office in CUB 337. The results from intramu- rals' Friday Night at the Fights are in, and Lance "the Jazzman" Kent is the new campus heavyweight boxing champion. Kent won in a split deci- sion against Mark "Mr. Hyde" Jacobson. Other results included: Todd "the Riddla" Wor- cestor split decisioned Miene "Drago" Lee. George "Light Chew Up" Lin split decisioned John Staff photo by Todd Pickett "Wheezer' Wiest. WSU running back Rich Swinton powers over the line en route to a touchdown. The Cougars beat the Bears 41-31 in their Jake "the Snake" McKin- conference opener. zie TKO'd Todd "the Kelso Kid" in the 1st round. Gus "the Goose" Coo- lidge defeated Jason "Mad Dog" Johnson. Cougs waylay Golden Bears Kenny "Kid" Cohrs defeated Will "Stinger" Fans at Martin Stadium who one second left before halftime. he adjust their alignments, but he was a conference win, Price Scharf. watched the Washington State In the second quarter the Bears adjusted their mental framework thought it gave his players a Dominic "Charlamagne" cougars down the California moved the ball with ease. By and got them jacked up." boost in confidence and showed Bresee defeated Robert Golden Bears 41-31 Saturday halftime, Cal running back Zimmer won't be mistaken for doubters that the Cougars may "Rocksinoff" McIntosh. were treated to a little bit of Anthony Wallace had already Knute Rockne, but' his talk not be as bad as their record John "Murph the Mutila- everything. piled up 84 yards on the ground worked as the Bears scored only indicates. "We had belief in our- tor" Murphy TKO'd They witnessed the running of and Mike Pawlawski 10 points in the second half. selves without any positive evi- Michael "Raging Bull" Shaumbe Wright-Pair, the pass- had thrown for 119 yards and The Cougars also got fine per- dence (before the game)," Price Blake. ing of Brad Gossen, the kicking completed all 12 of his attempts. formances out of defensive backs said. "Now we have evidence. If Todd "No Nonsense" of Jason Hanson and an inspired Heading into the lockers at Ron Hawkins and Anthony Prior, you look at the teams we've Gradwahl defeated Gary second half defensive perfor- intermission down 21-17, WSU who were both starting for the played, they're not too bad. "the Stinger" Springer. rnance by the Cougars. coach Mike Price knew his play- first time. Hawkins grabbed one Maybe the Cougars aren't too Jeff "the Dancer" Geogh- The win pushed the Cougars' ers had their work cut out for and was in on seven bad either. " agan defeated Andrew "the record to 2-2 overall and 1-0 in them. tackles and deflected two passes. The Cougars fared well in the Hun" Sakany. the Pacific-to Conference. Cal Price credited defensive coor- Prior had six tackles. injury department, too. A deep Bryan "Hobbes" Jorgen- slipped to 1-2 and 0-1. dinator Mike Zimmer for reviv- On the offensive side, Wright- thigh bruise that forced Swinton sen defeated Jason "Friday Although the score and statis- ing the Cougar defense at per- Fair's 134 yards on the ground to miss the second half was the the 13th" Fenberg. tics might suggest differently .the haps the most crucial point this and Gossen's 238 yards in the air only injury. Price mentioned. Mark "Kid Slim" Love- Bears outgained the Cougars in season. Last week the WSU highlighted the Cougar attack. Defensive backs Michael Wright lady defeated Heath "Tasty" total yards 518-494-the WSU defense caved in against BYU Gossen also threw for two TD' s and Alvin Dunn didn't play Tayon. defense was largely responsible when it surrendered 43 points in and ran for another, a 17-yard becaus of injuries. for the win. the second half after leading scamper that gave the Cougars But Price thinks all of them The Cougars bolted to a 14-0 29-7. their final margin of victory. will return for the Cougars' next lead on one yard TD runs by Price said Zimmer knew just Tight end Clarence Williams opponent, UCLA. The game has Wright-Fair and Rich Swinton. what his players needed. was the main beneficiary of Gos- an extra incentive-it will be RUGBY Then the Bears came back, scor- "He made an attitude adjust- sen's passes as he grabbed seven televised nationally on ESPN- ment with the players," Price for 83 yards and one touchdown. that Price thinks will help players j~g21 unanswered points before The WSU men's rugby said of Zimmer. "Not only did Besides the fact that the game reason to forget their injuries. Hanson nailed a 55-yarder with club continued its dominance against the UI rugby team, defeating the Vandals for the second time in two weeks on Cougs Saturday. Broncos buck Seahawks Cougar Nick Lee scored four tries in leading WSU to (AP)- and ter reception that lost two finally got going after two a 53-0 trouncing of the Van- upset David Treadwell reworked their yards. losses. Randall Cunningham dals. WSU, 2-0, has out . magic six days after rallying the Waymer had two intercep- threw for two touchdowns and scored the Vandals 83-0 this Broncos over Kansas City in tions of Chris Miller, who was Andrew Toney ran for 103 season. the final moments. 25-for-41 for 337 yards and a yards in a match up of last Following the WSU-UI Cats This time, they needed to go touchdown. Andre Rison caught year's NFC wild card teams. match, the Cougar second- team lost to Whitworth, into an extra period. Elway 11 passes for 128 yards for The weak running game was Atlanta. completed three passes and bolstered by Toney, who 26-0. BY Darcy Reinhart . The WSU women's side Bobby Humphrey ran 26 yards Raiders 20, Steelers 3 became the first Eagle since sports Writer on a draw play, setting up As Pittsburgh's attack contin- 1987 to rush for 100 yards. was equally as unlucky on This weekend marked the first Treadwell's 25-yard winning ued to sputter - the Steelers Sunday as the Cougs lost to tirne in history that the WSU vol- field goal. have not scored an offensive Tight end Keith Jackson Gonzaga, 8-0. leyball team swept the University Treadwell had missed a 49- touchdown this season - the caught four passes for 77 yards The Cougar women's of Arizona and Arizona State yard attempt late in regulation, Raiders kept up the defensive just four days after ending a 50- record falls to 0-1 . University. and Seattle'S Norm Johnson pressure. They have yielded day holdout and Cunningham was wide on a 39-yarder at the only 25 points so far and had had scoring throws to Calvin The Cougs beat Arizona State end of regulation and a 44-yar- six sacks of Bubby Brister. Williams and Robert Drum- CLUBS 15-8, 7-15, 15-6, 15-12, Satur- der in overtime. Then the Bron- Allen scored on a l-yard run mond. day in Bohler Gym in front of cos (2-1) drove 66 yards in with 11:03 remaining and Fer- Henry Ellard caught seven The men's soccer club 2,381 fans. Junior Kelly Hankins eight plays and dropped Seattle nandez caught a 66-yard TD passes for 145 yards for Los upped its record to 4-2 this lead the match with 21 kills in to 0-3. pass from Jay Schroeder with Angeles (1-2). season with a 9-2 win 47 attempts for a .277 percent- 4gers 19, Falcons 13 8:32 left for only the third and Giants 20, Dolphins 3 against the VI on Sunday. age, while Darci Wellsandt had a At San Francisco, the fourth touchdowns by the Raid- The first meeting between the Dan Penn and Matt Shuts total of 13. defending champions didn't get ers' offense this season. Fer- Giants and Dolphins since 1972 scored two goals each and sophomore Keri Killebrew many points, even though Joe nandez had five receptions for - and only the second ever - Tom Greer scored one goal collected 57 assists for the night. Montana was on fire. He made 130 yards. was a disaster for Miami. The and assisted three others to Junior Carrie Co~turier picked up 24 of 36 throws, hitting Jerry "We're starting to come Dolphins got into New York lead the Cougs to their sec- 12 kiIls and 13 digs while sopho- Rice for a 35-yard score and together as a team," Allen territory only once and their ond win against the UI this more Shannan Griffin snagged 11 Brent Jones for 67 yards. Jones said. " You can feel the cohe- running game, ranked second in season. digs. carried Deion Sanders on his siveness and the feeling is the league, was invisible. Sam- Cougar Barrett Goddard Mindy Gowell lead the Sun back the last 10 yards. great.' , mie Smith, whose 215 yards also tallied two first-half J)evils with 21 kills in 48 Craig tied Payton's record of Eagles 27, Rams 21 rushing led the league, went for assists for the Cougars. 492 catches with a second-quar- At Anaheim, the Eagles nine on five carries. --- See SWEEP on page 12 10 The Evergreen Monday, September 24,1990 WSU, Pullman, Wash. 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SEMISTUDIOUS Roomate to share clean 308, MISCELLANEOUS two bedroom apt. wash/dry included. $150 mo. please contact 332-7592. EARN $300 to $500 'per week Girl wanted to share 3 bdrm. home with 2 Reading Books at home. other girls. $135/month, icludes util. Quiet, Call 615-473-7440 ext B238. close to campus. Ask for Mildred 332-6881. PIZZA PIPELINE now hiring drivers. Flexible PUBLIC HEARING 1 BR @ College Crest avail immediately. hours, work-study positions avail. Stop by S. $165/mo plus 'I. of utilities. Call Kristy at 109 Grand for application or call 332-1111 for ON 334-3488. further info. 105. UNFURNISHED APT. FOR RENT AUTOMOTIVE STATE ENVIRONMENTAL 1 BR apt, 6 minutes from campus, $215 utilities included. '78 Mustang II v-e, T·top Pioneer stereo, good 334-4663 Palouse Empire Rentals. condition. $2,250 OBO call 335-1747 or PROTECTION ACT GUIDELINES 332-4136 ask for jeff October 9, 1990, at 4:00 p.m. in CUB B11-13 113. MOBILE HOMES FOR SALE 2 Bdr Mobile Home; needs electrical repairs, selling price is $500 cash. Come look at Sun- Mobile Mechanic WSU will conduct a public hearing to listen to your comments regarding the adoption of nyhills Trailer ct. #18. 332-4675. ,_~ Oomestic-foreiiln • Car • Trudl. R.U. the State Environmental Protection Act (SEPA) Guidelines on October 9, 1990. . 'Salff • Marine ·.MoNdI • Ratanfion SlordJ • Towin. Ir TrlllSPa't You may also submit written comments about this proposal to Lou Ann Pasquan, Rules EMPLOYMENT 883-5046 • PllllmanlMoscow Coordinator for the Administrative Procedures Act, French Ad 232, mail code 1023. $$ HUNDREDS WEEKLY $$ '84 Chevy Citation II Written comments must be received by 5:00 p.m. on October 9,1990. (PIT) Completing MIP Refund Policies. U.S. $2200 OBO GOV'T PROGRAM. Call 1-713-292-9131,24 334-5229 hr. recorded msg. Please have pen ready.

Copies of this proposal are available in the Office of the Rules Coordinator, French Ad, Full-time/Part-time positions. Administrative Room 232. Assistant. Desirable skills include destop pub- lishing, bookkeeping and records manage- ment. Please call 335-4047 for an appt. These regulations will be on the Board of Regents' agenda for the meeting of October 12, 304. PART TIME 1990. Easy work, excellent pay, assemble products at home. Call for information (504)-641-8003 ext. 5981.

MORNING Afternoon, evening & weekend positions working with developmentally disa- bled person in group home. Min. qual. req'd. Epton House Assoc. 332-7653. How to turn a couple WANTED: Part-time correspondent to cover news and entertainment for Spokesman- Review & Spokane Chronicle Newspapers. Need own transportation. Send resume and wr~ing samples to Chris Wille, Assistant City ..... t.GAL TENDER Ed~or, Spokesman-Review, P.O. Box 2160, of these: _"ITS. PUBLICANP P~IV"'TE Spokane, WA 99210. MOTHER'S NEEDED Would you like to get out of the house for a few hours a day? We subsidize child care for GREENE'S BODY AND PAINT our employees in a quality daycare. We pro- vide uniforms free of charge, have medical 882·8535 insurance available and other beneffls. We 435 E. PALOUSE RIVER DRIVE have several daytime openings Monday - Fri- day, 11am to 3pm. Call Tracey at Pullman Taco Time 334-2312 USED CARS $299 and UP for details or stop by Taco Time for an applica- WI Warranties tion. A&K Autowrecking 883-1000 COUGAR COUNTRY DRIVE·IN Needed immediately kitchen help for lunch 601. MOTORCYCLESIMOPEDS shift 11:30 to 1:30 or 2pm, Mon-Fri. Minimum wage and one meal at reduced price. Apply in '88 YSR 50 person N.760 Grand. $575. 332-4414. SUBWAY IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS. '86 Red Honda Spree E. 460 Main. Runs Well, MUST SELL!!! $295 OBO call 332-8318 PT positions in retail sales. Openings for col- lege students. $9.75 to start. Housewares and '88 YAMAHA JOG 50 sporting goods. Interview in Spokane, work in Excellent condition. $375 Pullman. Call M-F, 9-6, 1-455-3614. Call 332-8842

...into a couple of these: WANTED: Person to clean home and office '86 RED ELITE 80, purchased new in '88, low space, flexible hours, $5.50 hr. Call Dan miles, exc. condition, $700 wi helmet. 332-4567 or eves 332-1338. 334-7807.

Earn $45/hr or more! Need female danc- '83 HONDA FT500 Ascot, A 7l~707154 H ers/strippers for private parties. Call 883-3180 clean, Supertrap, extras, $950 OBO. for interview. 334-1395.

Fast cash is as easy as 1, 2, 3 with the Evergreen Lost & Found Classifieds: Classified Ads 1 day 2 dollars 3 lines are FREE in the We get RESULTS. Daily Evergreen Call: 335-4573 335-4573 Applies to "automotive and related products" and to sale items "below $200." WSU, Pullman, Wash. Monday, September 24,1990 The Evergreen 11 ~.~~LASSIFIEDS~I 601. MOTORCYCLESIMOPEDS 910. ANNOUNCEMENTS 910. ANNOUNCEMENTS 913. PERSONALS 913. PERSONALS Need Insurance? Call Farmers Insurance. FREE PREGNANCY TEST 3 Reserved Seat UCLA tickets for sale Honda Elite Bill or Tim Paul, 334-1200, S. 325 Grand EARLY DETECTION Face value ($17ea.) '87 $550 new tabs and parking permit, Helmet RAISE A THOU$AND Auto, Renters, Home and Life. ALL services free (no exam necessary), Call Jeff at 334-9338 available call 335·7230. IN A WEEK 882-2370, 24 hrs. Open Door Pregnancy Ctr. THE FUNDRAISER THAT'S WORKING U-PICK Pears & Mcintosh Apples SWEET HEARTS FOR YOUR SWEET- '86 Honda Spree ON 1800 CAMPUSES. Thur. & Fri. Sept. 13 & 14, 20 & 21, 27 & 26 HEART. ROSES, THAT IS $20 PER DOZEN $275 Your campus group can earn 7 am-7 pm, WSU Airport Rd. Orchard, 30(Mb. Win a camcorder! Looking for a fraternity, ARRANGED, $12.50 HALF DOZEN ARR. call 335·5068 or 335-5066 up to $1000 in just one week. BRING YOUR OWN CONTAINERS!!! sorority, or student organization that would ALL COLORS. FROM FLOWERS BY THE No investment needed. like to earn $500-$1100 for a one week project LAUREL TREE, E. 470 MAIN (NEXT TO Monday Night Football Be first on your campus. on campus. Call Rick at 1-800-766-7262. BASKIN ROBBINS). SEPT 20 I WHILE SUP- "The Living Dolls" Following the game. A FREE gift just for calling. PLIES LAST, 334-1545. WE DELIVER!! 604. CARS BELOW $1000 Shermer's Restaurant S. 300 Grand. Call Now BONE THE DOG T-SHIRTS ARE BACK! 1981 CITATION, 4 speed, 4 door, 1-800-765-8472 Ext. 90. WE BUY OLD ORIENTAL RUGS YOUNG LIFE Own an Apple Cup collectible. AlC, mounted snow tires, good condition, Tuesdays, 9 pm, CUB 212. 100% cotton, ONLY $10.335-1604. $800. 334-1737. 1-800-233-2794 605. IMPORTS OVERBOARD by Chip Dunham 1984 Honda Civic 2-Door, 4 speed, 79,000 miles, AMIFM stereo, excellent condo $3000 335-6741 w~o'S 'T~EGR£AS~- RELIABLE '81 DATSON 4-000R WAGON L-DOkINb CR[[ P Standard transmission, 81,000 miles. IF 1HAPEVENANOONCE $1400 Call 334-2766. ON1~E.L~f1? wow ... OFs~WJrnvIT~f~IS WOU/J7 '81 TOYOTA Super Celica, black, sunroof & snow1ires, exc. condition. e£ A PRfTI~ AWKWARD MOMENt Make offer. Call 334-2227.

606. DOMESTICS

1982 Mercury Zypher, 78,700 miles, AT, AC, AM/FM radio, new brakes, runs good. $1900 OBO Call evenings 332-0310

MISCELLANEOUS - The way to make money is right under this headline. You can earn good money as a by johnny hart college intern for Northwestern B.C. Mutual Life. Plus you get flexible hours and valuable E;"nlArwr TO Cb WiTHA~~~ business experience. For more r. information. call. Pat Crook 332-2573

-802. HOUSEHOLD GOODS SELL your old sofa with a low-cost classified ad and make some extra cash. Call 335-4573 TODAY. sofa - 90 inches, excellent. C?Ondition$390; Hide-a·bed sofa - Good condition $300; Hide- a-bed sofa - Good mattress, sofa fabric worn - $90. Call 863-0123. fotr FOR SALE: Portable elec. typewriter $30; oneida stainless service for 8 $50; Touch tone phone $15; 5 chairs $5 ea. 334-2766 DILBERT by Scott Adams 20 BAND Graphic Eq, $100 aBO; Sony Disk- man disk player, $100 aBO; Microwave, $90 OBO; Sony Walkman, $70 OBO. 335-7115. I\R. DOGBERT) WE. THIN K IT WAS USED Califomia King waterbed, IT "FFEAR'S TI1I\T uses regular shts, $125. I HAVE BAD A PROFE55LONf\L Call 332-2110 after 6pm. DILBERT WAS HUNTED NtwS. JOB; THEY DIDN'T Portable Dishwasher for ssle DOWN f\ND KILLED $50 LEAVE fLNGER- Call 334-1902 BY WILD DEER- FRINTS. 806. MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS

Peart spc. Drum set, Sp. Ed. Series, Antique "Vory wood & fiberglass const. Zilgian h/h & 2 ~vante cym. D,W. cheater pdl. Uke new $600 cash 335-9551 evenings Trevor.

826. COMPUTERS ;;;, xr Compatible 40 meg HD, 2 disk drives, mouse, modem, printer, monitor & more. $1100 OBO. 334-7436. MaC SE/30, 4MB, 40 Meg HD, Ex.KB, Mouse, college Software & Extras, Setup & Training Free. An Extremely Fun, Fast & Powerful tool! THE 1·,JjJ,FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON Greg 332-7868. THE QUIGMANS by Buddy Hickerson ~ New! 386 25MHz, 32K Cache, 367 CoProces- r 4Meg RAM, 44.7Meg HD, 1.44Meg & f2Meg FD, Color SuperVGA, Tower Case, 101 Keyboard, Mouse, DOS 4. $2995. Call 332-7294. IBM PS/2 Model 30 with color monitor, Epson printer. $1100 OBO. Call Richard at 335-6439.

IBM compatible Portable, 512K, two disks driVes, modem, printer, software with manuals. $400 Call 334-7461 NOTICES -901. LOST LOST: Kitten, male, orange, white paws & wht chest, 4-6 mos, near Campus street, please call 334-4832. LOST Black Wallet. Lost Near Downtown Pullman Saturday night call 335-8961 t LOST: JEAN Jacket, Levi; lost between Mur- row & Student Heanh; favorite jacket, please o call if found, 332-3594. .., ~ II 908. FOUND ...:J.. fitngs, bracelets, necklaces, scarf, hat, sun- lasSBS, prescription glasses, umbrella, cam- g ra cover, wheat, gloves, mittens, sledge ~ammer, computer disks, watch. Inquire at safety Building. ITEMS FOUND ON PULLMAN TRANSIT BUS ROUTE: Blue M size Asics jacket; blue sweat pants; grey ladies sweater; 1 pro clip-on sunglasses; 1 pro explorer goggles; single key on ring; 5 keyS on WSU keyring; ring with 5 beads; black swimsuit; brown hooded coat. The above list has been tumed over to the Pullman Police pept. To claim contact the property officer or Bob was decorated twice. Once in Postmodern call 332-2521. and once in Greco-Roman. "Hi. _. Hi, Miss Collins." 12 The Evergreen Monday, September 24,1990 WSU, Pullman, Wash. Kickers falter SWEEP: from 9 attempts for a .354 percentage, STIJDlNTS 6001( CORPORATION and Jennifer Helfrich lead with 14 digs. BOARD Of DIRlOORS In the fourth game, the Cou- is now taking applications for vacant against Pilots gars tied the Sun Devils a total of six times. There were seven or three minutes left in the match. BOARD POSITIONS By Mark Frinell eight side-outs at 12-12. Sports Writer WSU's leading scorer, fresh- "The neat thing to see was The selection committee for the students Book that our kids did not fall apart," The Washington State Univer- man forward Kim Lynass scored Corporation Board of Directors is now taking WSU Head Coach Cindy Fred- sity women's soccer team lost her ninth goal of the season on applications for vacant undergraduate and graduate rick commented about the 'nail- their Northwest Collegiate Soccer unassisted shot 12 feet from the student positions on the Board. Those interested in the biting' fourth game. "Our Conference opener 8-1 to the goal. openings may pick up an application at the defense hurt us, but I think that receptionist desk in the Bookie. between now and University of Portland Sunday in Cougar goalkeeper Natalie was a matter of tiredness, and the 28th of September. Portland. McDowell had a busy afternoon that's where I give them a lot of student board members serve two year terms. Board The loss drops WSU to 4-4 with 10 goalie saves, setting a credit because they sucked it up meetings are usually once each month during the overall this season. The Cougars WSU record for most goalie and kept going." school year. In general terms. the Board of Directors are 2-4 on their current eight saves in a game. The Cougs finalized the fourth shall establish board policies for the store and shall game road swing that started Portland had 26 shots on goal, game, 15-12, and won the match have power to employ such persons as may be with a win on Sept. 2 over Whit- compared to WSU's total of five. with a service ace by freshman necessary in the conduct of the business of the worth College. Of WSU's five shots on goal, Lisa Yensen. Corporation. WSU wraps up the long road Lynass accounted for four of Shannan Griffin did really well Students from all academic disciplines are welcome swing this weekend, with games them. in the fourth game, Fredrick to apply. Concern and willingness to help make the against Western Washington Uni- said. Bookie a valuable addition to the University Community versity and Simon Fraser. Pilot defender Molly Nakay- "Shannan blocked in really is all that is necessary. The 14th ranked Pilots ama opened the UP scoring bar- crucial points for us, and did a improved to 4-0-1 on the season, rage with a header from eight Applications must be turned in by 5:00 prn great job," Fredrick said. including a record of 2-0 in feet out 19:20 into the game. Fredrick commented that both NCSC play. Less than two minutes later, SIPTIMBIR 21, 1990 Portland scored all eight of UP midfielder Tricia Larson ASU and U of A were not expecting anything from the scored on a deflected shot to put their goals, before WSU got on Cougs. the scoreboard with just over the Pilots up to stay. "I think that's kind of the sur- prise of Washington State this year, but we knew that we would be a very respectable team, and obviously we are," Fredrick SHINKENCHIKU said. CARPET CLEANING Friday night, WSU upset the by TIMBER HOME 16th-ranked Arizona Wildcats GEORGE'S JANITORIAL 15-13, 15-10, 14-16, 15-12, while Hankins set the school TOPS IN QUALITY & LOW PRICES DESIGN record for the most kills with 31 SHOP & COMPARE!! in a match, breaking her own WHY PAY MORE? COMPETITION record of 30. Couturier grabbed a total of 16 STEAM CLEANING kills with 24 attempts for a .583 percentage, and sophomore Kris- ~----~~~------~~~ ten Hovde had 12 out of 28 Cleans Deep Front Room, Dining Whole House Special Designs submitted by Graduate Students in the WSU attempts at .321, and Killebrew Into Your II Room & Hall II (up to IOOOsq.fL) II School of Architecture to a Competition sponsored gathered 68 assists. Carpets, Not ONL Y $4995 $8995 by Shinkenchiku (Japanese Architect), Japan's "We went in really thinking Just the I -I ONLY -I leading architectural Publication that we could win this match, Surface, as the L (with coupon) J (with coupon) _j because Arizona has been ranked Dry Cleaning but they haven't been winning Method that I SteamOeanin;- 1-FurnitureOeaning I On Display at the some games," Fredrick said. I Auto Interior 17ft. sofa or 2 chairs I Compton Union Gallery "The Cougs are making 95 breaks now, and they came : ONLY $3500: ONLY $29 : through in some ausolute crunch September 24 - October 5, 1990 times," she said. L_(with coupo~ _ j_ _ _:_wilh coupon) _ _j Fredrick said she felt that her "WE ALSO CLEAN"; Good thru Dec. 1990 team did a fabulous job in the • FLOORS Arizona game. • WALLS Compton Union Gallery • AUTO INTERIORS Washington State University "The hitters did a great job • FIRE DAMAGE • WATER FLOODS 1Dam to 3pm Monday through Friday moving the ball around," Fred- • APARTMENTS rick said. "Keri Killebrew put Open Saturday, September ?9, 100m to 3pm for that ball everywhere and used Homecommg every one of her hitters. "

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