Mac arrity, Toelip sign NBA c_ontracts By REDBERRY really makes me play a lot ~tter." Dirty Shorts Eater This will mark the frrst two females that Women's superstars Regent have ever played in the NBA. The Knicks MacGarrity and Angela Toelip signed con­ however stated that they are very confident tracts to play for the New YorkKnicks for the that they made the right decision in the draft remainder of the 1993-94 professional bas­ because they feel that these two will fmally be ketball season. The two Lady Royal standouts the right addition to winning aNa­ shined as they led their Scranton team .into the tional Championship. NCAA tournament "I think they will The actual figures which they will earn help us out a lot have not been ironed out yet Reportedly, they. this year," said will each be playing for at least $3 million Patrick Ewing. dollars a season. There are also a lot of incen­ "With tive clauses which will earn them more money out for the rest of per season. the season, we will "The money does not really mean that depend on much to me," MacGarrity said. "I just love to MacGarrity to fill his shoes. She may even be play basketball." a better ball handler than John, and she will Toelip, who is known for her tenacious not start any fights li'rce he always did." defense, will be expected to shut down the After three grueling years atda U., the two likes of Shaquille O'Neal andDavidRobinson. millionaires will quit school with just two "I have seen them (O'Neal and Robinson) months left until graduation in order to play play, and they are very good," Toelip said. this year. "But I noticed a lot of things that they do that "School is not really for me anyway," can be taken advantage of. For example, Toelip said. "I am just really mad that it took O'Neal is not a very good rebounder and I this long for the scouts to realize that we are should be able to box him out pretty easily." marquee players. We should have been taken One stipulation which the two players right out of high scool. insisted on during the draft was that they must The frrst test for these new Knick will be \..~ play on the same team. tonight versus and the Phoe­ Off the record photo/TED WATER BROKEN "I would not have played unless Angela nix Suns. At their request, the game has been Jumpin' Johnson hangs from the cieling horse during the MAC Championships Saturday. was on the same team as me," MacGarrity moved from to the Unfortunately, she fell, died and dropped out of compettition. said. "She makes me laugh so much, and that Long J obnson .

Amid the rash of vandalism that has been sweeping the campus, which included the defacing of Fr. Pincushion's heed and the moving of several Dreedington Hall lounge chairs,securitywesextraodinarily baffled when the Stanley Cup appeared on the front lawn of Gavigan Hell. Security returned the cup to the proper authorities after carving the names of their staff members in the next available slot. Security suspects that the vandals were trying to a cruel on da U's team.