Bird victorious in a close election

By Frances McAneney President Dave Bussiere. He added, dents Agreement. Business Directors Shafeeq Bhatti, At a Board meeting on Feb. 21, "I think Karen will do a phenomenal Filling the many positions ranging Damon John, Adian Tracey, Scott nominations were officially opened Only 51 votes separated the top job." Fargey and Vrbanovic echoed from Vice President-Student Activ- Williams, and Gesa Wisch. for the positions of Vice President- three Presidential candidates in the Bussiere's sentiments. ities to Orientation Coordinator is Students Activities, V.P. Finance, Union elec- Wilfrid Laurier Student The remaining presidential finish- also a high priority for the new and V.P. Marketing. Nominations 11. in order of WLUSU Board of tions held on February ers, placing, were Doug Directors. close on March 4 and ratification will Karen Bird, the new President- Earle with 13.7 percent of the vote, The new BOD includes two re- take at the Board place meeting on received 26.7 of the Kelvin Johnston with 5.4 elected Arts and Science elect, percent percent, Directors, March 6.

vote and surpassed her closest and Mark Brown with 5.2 percent. Dave Bannon and Zoltan Horcsok.

competitor Jim Fargey, by just 32 Of her new position, Bird said The new elected members include All bylaws were passed, including votes. There was a total of 1291 "I'm anxious to get going ...a lot of Keith Doan, Steve Giustizia, Laura the "Declaration of Students' Rights" the ballots cast, or 27.5 percent of things need to be worked on." Her Pinarello, Mary Robinson, A1 with the largest majority, 89 percent eligible voters. Third-place finisher immediate plans include looking into Strathdee and Doug Woodburn. voting in favour. The executive Berry Vrbanovic, with 23 percent of the administration's decision to Both Jill Archer Vice President: course restriction by-law was the the vote, trailed Bird by 51 votes. restrict the majority of residence University Affairs and Wendy most narrowly passed with only 53 "I think the election results first Vice were space to the Watson, President:Executive year students, percent voting in favour.

amazingly close," said WLUSU Health plan and the Graduate Stu- were acclaimed along with the five

Wilfrid Laurier Waterloo Volum©2B, Number 21, Thurs. Feb. 25, 1988 the CORD University,

CFS/OFS: undergrad 'no', grad 'yes'

Laurier "Our Laurier that she with By Steve McLean 302 graduate students turned out to at two years ago. student, Matt Certosimo, was disappointed the

cast their ballots. campaign slogan was 'An educated said, "The result was disappointing results but that therewas nothing to

While will but the fact that do it the undergraduates said Undergraduate 'No' Chair Tony person vote Yes' because we less than one- about now.

'No', the graduates said 'Yes' in the Hidalgo said that because of the thought that the more people knew quarter of the students voted stands Executive Vice-President Tom Ontario about the the Mcßride had Federation of Students decisive majority for his side's vic- organizations more as a stronger statement than the quite a different view. results of (OFS)/ Canadian Federation of tory, there was no doubt in the likely they would want to join them. I the referendum or the He said, "Since the Cord took such

Students (CFS) referendum heldon minds of the people that voted that guess we weren't successful in WLUSU election." Certosimo an obvious pro-OFS/CFS stance in "The February 11. they do not want to be members of educating enough people", added, 'No' committee and the its coverage, it shows just how little

In the WLUSU 27.5% OFS CFS. He McFadden said. overall 'No' sentiment faith students have in both the referendum, or added, "Winning a on campus Cord

of the student elected OFS was directed much CFS and the which population voted, campaign isn't only a functionof the Recently Chair, grad- more at organizations they with 63.3% student "It than and in fact of the rejecting membership in number of posters, flyers and door uate Shelley Potter said, at OFS, some rejected." win 'No' OFS and CFS while 34.6% voted to knockers have, but italso has to was a difficult referendum to people would actually have The students you graduate had sep-

join the two student lobby do with what feel about because all of the candidates run- considered joining OFS. It shows referendums for groups. people arate each organ- that there There were 25 spoiled ballots. issues." ning for president espoused 'No' be some sort of may ization, on February 10, 11 and 12,

In sharp contrast to the WLUSU 'Yes' Chair Mike McFadden said views. However, as Karen Bird has future for OFS at Laurier." while undergraduates had a com-

result, the graduate students voted that the he still felt that been elected president and she has In response to Certosimo's state- despite loss, bined CFS/OFS question.

overwhelmingly in favour of mem- his campaign was better than the told me herself that she voted 'Yes' ment, Hidalgo said, "1 think that Certosimo was pleased with the

bership in both OFS and CFS. 75% 'No' side. He attributed the to for OFSand CFS, I think she will be both OFS and CFS were loss given grad result, saying, "For the first of the and that If there graduates voted for OFS mem- the fact that the 'Yes' side was to equal was more open organization coverage. time in Laurier's history, students will be able bership, while 61 per cent voted to fighting "the reality" that the 'No' OFS to communicate coverage of CFS it was because on this campus belong to OFS and

CFS as well. 32% of side the OFS referendum held with her and her inform- Laurier OFS join the eligible won give any rejected just two years CFS."

she need." Potter and we that ation might ago thought people Bricker Street Graduate Students

wished the 'Yes' would be more informed to congratulate want to Society (BSGSS) Vice-President side for raising student awareness of about CFS." Maureen Tegart was happy with the vital issues which of the Reactions to the referendum out- many referendum results, but emphasized

candidates come were mixed WLUSU presidential picked up amongst that the BSGSS tried to remain during their personnel. Vice-President Elect: upon campaigns. neutral during the campaign. "We Former OFS Chair and current University Affairs, Jill Archer, said continued on page 3

Keeping the doors open

Eleanore Brown "In the By educational setting, harassment in its extreme

form occurs when a faculty member who is in a position HALIFAX (CUP) -- A that to otherwise request professors keep control, influence, or affect a student's

office doorsopenwhen meeting with students is among academic future that and either uses authority power

threerecent Dalhousie coerce the student policies adopted by University's to into sexual relations or to punish

sociology and social anthropology department to fight the student for to refusing enter into such relations, or

sexual harassment. threatens to do so."

The were recommended the The booklet also policies initially by says harassment includes repeated sexual harassment Also department's new committee. or unwanted looks, comments, jokes, hugging, patting,

a and added or adopted was double-marking system brushing against someone which causes discomfort evaluations with sexual course questions dealing haras- on the job or in the classroom.

sment and discrimination. the Beagan says department is so small and friendly "Our main role is the issue alive in the that concerned keeping professors are unsure just what sexual said Brenda department," Beagan, a sociology graduate harassment is.

student whochairs the six-member committee, created "A of that responsible use power (held by profs) is

last March after an ad-hoc of students and group making sure you ask those questions (about what discuss professors met to sexual harassment. makes students uncomfortable)," she said. "It's virtually certain sexual harassment is The new something "open door" policy means office doors which happens throughout (the university)," said won'tbe shut unless both the professor and the student another committee that member, Sociology professor agree it be closed.

Graham Morgan. "There's no reason other The three added depart- questions to the regular course

ments shouldn't be it." doing evaluation forms students are requested to fill out at the end of According to a recent guide co-sponsored by each course ask whether sexual harassment, Lakehead sexual attraction University's student union, or gender or racial discrimination has been encount-

bluesman John and his Bluesbreakers and in ered Legendary Mayall relationships are likely to occur a university from either students or staff.

stormed in Kitchener the environment. Stages during recent snowy Also, students who feel they have received an unfair

weather. John Blues "What makes sexual harassment different from mark for which could Mayall was part of the revival in the mid- any reasons include sexual casual 'asides' is that it unwanted the sixties that the like flirting' or is by harassment may their work to the Under- paved way for groups the Yardbirds and present and which the Cream. While recipient it occurs in a relationship in graduate or Graduate Education Committee, which talking about the Sixties, The Scene has a twenty- how- will parties are generally unequal," the booklet says appoint a second reader. That second mark years ago flashback on 11. page Cord hoto b Nielsen ever. replaces the first. FEBRUARY 25,1988 the CORD THURSDAY, 2

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Student 'blue suits' backFree Trade

student want to to the federal a lobby group supporting they present and The By Laurel Hyatt the Mulroney government's Free government young people. Brian Trade initiative. group sent a telegram to

OTTAWA (CUP) - The room was The Alliance for the Future of Mulroney supporting Free Trade.

with dark blue suits than Canadians read from "Our call is for to filled more Young pre- youth part-

board room. and handed out and a corporate pared speeches icipate encourage young than Canadians look the But rather Bay street movers press kits boasting the membership to at deal, said and shakers, the people giving a of University Student Council Pres- whether they support it or not,"

at the Chateau the Atlantic co-chairman Edward press conference idents across Canada. Farren. Laurier Monday (February 15) were During the press briefing, the

students, the founding members of alliance's executive read the ideals The agreement with the US "will

mean a more secure economic

future for our young people," said

Lars Hansen, co-chair for Ontario. Student senate says no "The widely-held consensus is that this deal will mean more jobs in the

future."

By Eric Beyer Carleton University's Student

Council President Bruce Haydon

Last The Alliance for of November, the Future Young Canadians, a was listed as a founding member, student Free Trade support group, sought the membership of Laurier's but said in an interview after the

Student Senators. conference that he had not given the "How he got my name—no idea," said Student Senate caucus chair

alliance permission to cite him as a Doug Earle about Lars Hansen, Alliance co-chair for Ontario, who Council contacted Earle by telephone. Student president. "I had reservations with the fact

Earle that 1 was introduced as the Pres- Hansen asked to take a motion to the student senate caucus ident of CUSA. Even though I requesting them to join the Alliance and endorse the Free Trade sup-

take Free trade I was not agreement. Earle did the motion to the caucus, which would port personally, given the mandate to determine two points: whether the caucus would deal with the Free represent said. Trade issue, and whether they would support it. CUSA," Haydon Graphic/The Varsity Haydon did not attend the morn- U of M students. The motion 1 conference because he representing (Canadian Federation of was brought up and discussed at the December caucus ing press Students)," "We are not representing anyone he "there's meeting, tabled, and discussed further at the next meeting in the second was not notified of it until late the said, a strong anti-Free but said the President of week At he said. ourselves," Trade movement at in January. that time the motion was turned away in entirety. night before, Guelph and UMSU. Earle sent a letter to Hansen in late January explaining the situation. Haydon said another Student Queen's (universities)."

"As chair of the Student Senate caucus, I have always kept an open- Council President, Anthony Carty Once the Free Trade issue is Brad Wall, the Western co-chair-

door policy. Any issue brought to my attention is brought to caucus and at Queen, "was uncomfortable with settled, Haydon said, the lobby man, said the alliance had to call for will the the they decide if they want to deal with them," said Earle. the fact that he was listed as the group likely disband. Haydon government to finish negotia-

President of said it's the tions Queen's." unlikely government will right away. "Out future's Earle, also President of Conservative Progressive Youth at Laurier, President of the Student the economic The interpret group's demands as security hinges on the the of the Alliance. "1 it's supports objectives think a good idea...young the of fact that Council at University representing the views of all stu- this choice must be made people working together on issue that affects them." Manitoba said he was not dents across Canada. no...We need seize the (UMSU) to oppor-

Bryan Leblanc, another Student Senator in on the decision-making, on UMSU funds and "No could tunities of travelling government accept today so young people was to the opposed lobby group. He said that he disagrees with Free them will wasn't at the press conference as the alternative to CFS benefit tomorrow." Trade, and thought it should not be discussed by Student Senators.

"Free Trade is not an academic issue." Federal budget 'blah'

Radio news cated. A senior official critics government By Laurel Hyatt Opposition say Finance said no decision has been made on Minister Michael Wilson OTTAWA (CUP) - The federal was too how much universities will receive, in outlining where budget released last week is "blah" vague the govern- where will ment will its or the balance be spent. and includes little for post-secondary spend $132.25 billion in isn't in from Salvador 1988-89. "There just anything the and education students, says a that talks about The central feature of budget post-second- spokesperson for the Canadian the govern- said Don ary education," Lenihan, a United States equipment in Federation of Students. ment's policy is the five $1.3 Source: Michel Bouchard, The year researcher for NDP critic Howard Honduras," said Toronto FMLN didn't hold billion science and technology Varsity "This budget any pool McCurdy. Raul Gutierrez. unveiledlast month in Toronto. That and Rob Croley, The Lance representative, surprises...it maintained the status "The isn't will fact that there any The FMLN, along with the Demo- quo," said CFS Information Officer figure include funding for univer- mention of educa- cratic has been sity scholarships and the creations post-secondary Revolutionary Front, Catherine Louli. "it's just a blah tion... means the doesn't WINDSOR the U.S.-backed of additional 'centres of government (CUP) -- El Salvador's fighting govern- budget...There's not much concrete excellence'. But consider it a priority," Lenihansaid. two ment Jose Duarte for the remains unallo- rebel radio stations are sending of Napoleon to chew at." money don't want to address it of the last said if "They news their country's war-torn eight years. Gutierrez because they don't want to spend all the the members of the rebel radio plight way to Canada thanks be money." to the fundraising efforts of four stations were caught, they would The the CPS says government campus radio stations. killed. made a mistake leaving out pro- University of Windsor's CJAM, Jose Orantes, a recent immigrant for students. "It's election of the grams an University of Toronto's CIUT, from El Salvador, was one and students half a million in Radio Faribundo year are Ryerson's CKLN, and CHRY at catalysts bringing voters and has York Marti's of the Duarte's absolutely nothing University are raising funds for news regime been done (to help them)," said El Salvador's Radio Faribundo Marti to Windsor. Louli. and Radio needs to be renewed Venceremos. Both sta- "Equipment "We a bit We under the were disappointed. tions are operated by El Salvador's because they operate with crea- don't have expected something job National Liberation Front (FLMN), elements. They a studio, tion." Louli said she hoped the the anti-government rebels. dust breaks down the equipment," would have outlined said Orantes. budget money Through the twinning, the for students the of R.F.M.'s jobs, government's Canadian stations receive inform- Orantes said one biggest program, Challenge '88, was ation and stations is located von regular news reports from repeater the of given same amount money as the Hill in the rebel-controlled zones in El Guazapa government- last summer's program. 25 kilometres Salvador, and in turn provide moral controlled zone, just The contained and of San budget "nothing material support to the Central from the Salvadorean capital with regards to youth programs, American stations. Salvador.

employment programs...We saw This the three is an opportunity for North In Toronto, campus absolutely nothing and we found America their and most to have access to inform- stations had largest that disconcerting," Louli said. ation fundraiser $4,300 (about) what is happening successful raising there for directly from the people of El to buy computer equipment Radio Marti's office in Salvador," said Anita Daniels, dir- Faribundo of ector operations at CIUT. "It Managua, Nicaragua. More CFS, less OFS wouldn't be influenced And in Windsor last year, the by govern- mentsor American station raised to turnout and "I that political wielding. campus $1,000 buy continued from felt that Potter would ship, said, was surprised CFS page 1 It and presents a recorder, microphones do think that the political realities of El tape well in representing the interests passed but I the graduates the decide for them- Salvador." cassettes for R.F.M. This the wanted grads to of WLU took year, graduate students. Potter both organizations all as one

raise to said. also But to the to $5,000 selves", Tegart Tegart "I am that the keep news from El group hopes said, very happy grads package." out the Salvador the the station with portable pointed importance of the and CFS and 1 the coming, Canadian stat- provide joined OFS am sure According to operating agree- ions editing graduate association expressing a ment realize the most important thing processing and equipment. that OFS will be able to help them signed on January 18 between is for different from the under- to keep Radio Daniels said it is important opinion on issue which BSGSS and the Faribundo Marti on any might concern WLUSU, graduate the air. Radio Faribundo Marti to get graduates with regards to OFS and fees will be sup- them, and in turn, they will be an OFS/CFS implemented "This will Since the from Canadian stations. CrS. help us to get more I WLUSU. radio stations are the port asset to us. am sure that once the through Tegart was hope- from voice of for them to know their WLUSU, the uni- ful that the FMLN and the "I think recognition see the everything in the army undergrads start to organ- agreement administration and the tries to across and (is) not versity stu- would work destroy them by bombing voice is getting ization working for the grads, they out easily and added, "I and restricted dents in general", Tegart said. can't where they censored not gives will want to see WLUSU or are broadcasting from, join eventually too." the admin- and BSGSS President Peter (by them a feeling of solidarity Postrozny Allister a M.A. istration in the of mounting) military offensives, or Hain, History who standing way the oy said. was pleased with the high voter had grad interests jamming the broadcasts by using hope," she reservations about CFS member- students or wishes." 8 'A CHANCE TO WIN A TRIP TO MEXICOA fi WLUSU APPLICATIONS 1 I A WALK ABOUT STEREO, NIKE SHOES! jjj I I now available for the appointed positions of: |

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No new lobby groups H EDMONTON (CUP) -- Ontario schools have quashed regions, between large and small schools." Put Your University University of Alberta hopes to have the Canadian Williams said the best part of CUSEC, and student Council conferences Education to Work H University Student Executive (CUSEC) evolve in general, is the informal element: "If we SE have formal national student no structure each school own into a full-fledged organization. can raise its IS

CUSEC members voted against a University of concerns, things like programming and insurance H For You! M

Alberta proposal to formalize the structure of the two- problems."

at its recent held at the But LaGrange said students in the western provinces career-oriented C year-old organization meeting You owe it to yourself to investigate the many

of Western Ontario in London. need more from the University organization. programs at Humber College. Many are geared specifically

different ideas on how the "Western Canadian schools "There are two organ- want an effective lobby for those with a post-secondary education (degree, diploma) ■ because ization should develop," said A 1 Williams, president of organization, we don't have anything," said

the student council at the University of Western LaGrange. "Ontario has OFS (the Ontario Federation Consider the benefits:

"The out of - do - • Ontario. results came for a very loose Students) they a pretty good job and they're • credit for previous education professional training

right there Ottawa." • organization." by challenging curriculum that recognizes your ability, CUSEC formed in 1986 U of A and CUSEC has no formalized structure, membership or was jointly by academic record and experience

Its is determined which schools University of British Columbia student who • • fees. composition by councils, fast-track training co-op option in some programs

were dissatisfied with the choose to attend a particular conference. It has no Canadian Federation of • interaction with professional associations

behalf. Students (CFS), a national student which officers or persons empowered to speak on its lobby group mechanism member- "Without a formal for appointing repre- represents over 400,000 students. Unlike CFS Consider the choices: is sentatives to Federal Advisory boards we basically get ship, which decided by campus-wide referenda, • Radio Broadcasting • Journalism • Public Relations

the said CUSEC is decided a student council • ignored by government," Paul LaGrange, membership by • Computer Programming Systems Analyst

vote. University of Alberta's student council vice president, • Human Resource Management will have CUSEC who was behind the move to restructure. LaGrange try again to formalize its

Williams acknowledged that CUSEC will have dif- structure at the next meeting, and he expects to be successful. ficulty making presentations to government under its more University and College Education - A potent combination ■

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Columbia residences have literally Housing facility manager, Gerry funds.

been in the dark over the Harley, said work 20 living past to fix the wiring "The wiring is years old," month because of will said. "It power failures permanently begin Monday and Harley just gave up." crippling the buildings.

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Just made of paper

On February 11th, the students of Wilfrid Laurier

University voted to accept WLUSU's "Declaration of student Student Rights" as Bylaw 13. The declaration of

rights states WLUSU will not discriminate, nor shall it

recognize any organization that discriminates against members of the Corporation.

While it's great that WLUSU has taken this step, it is also

important to remember that the Declaration is just another of What that piece paper. IS important is the actions

WLUSU takes to ensure student rights on campus. And

unfortunately, WLUSU has done virtually nothing to ensure

the protection of our rights on campus.

of This past summer WLUSU combined the position Women's Commissioner with that of Safety Commissioner

to form the Safety & Equality Commissioner. While

changing the Women's Commissioner to an Equality

Commissioner makes sense, the logic of how student's

the rights on campus are connected to position of Safety

Commissioner is dubious.

WLUSU followed this step by ignoring important issues

such as sexual harassment. Contrary to one WLUSU presidential candidate, sexual harassment is not having your staff at It's not matter when increase ass pinched the Turret. a laughing Why not security four assaulted their one in women are sexually in lifetimes. Our & Commissioner hasn't received research Safety Equality a Dear Editor reduced. Is it justifiable that a non- lack of good and honest

is harassment vehicle should a single complaint this year—and it not because "Night Staff Surprised by Reports permit occupy paid shows! Foerch headline We don't think so. Juergen is not happening at Laurier. of Harassment" was the of | parking spot? little red Michele Toohey article Julia Ann in the If the owner of the pick Not a word was spoken to the administration about an by Easley

wants to here we Doucette K-W Record on Feb. 4. Easley up truck park may Gary WLU's complete lack of a sexual harassment policy. While he a little reported that one cleaning lady had humbly suggest purchase V.P.: Academic Muncaster is currently working on a policy, white sticker. In this is a not had in her eight our opinion of conduct WLU will any problems Policy be one of the last universities to have a plan to violation of years at WLU and another was flagrant principle bringing deal with sexual harassment. And judging by the anonymous "shocked" at the suggestion that less meaning to Laurier regulations. should be in place letter we received this week a policy is necessary. Perhaps if incidents of harassment of the night Sincerely WLUSU little this situation was a more active, appalling staff is lan Boltz cleaning a major reason for Dear Cord Editor.

would not be the on this Howell reality campus. to the buildings at night James trying empty As a new faculty member I have a

Ask WLUSU about on Ask handicapped issues campus. students the access and thus deny delicate question. As it relates to them what to the elevator that Dave Bussiere to facilities for which they have paid the happened Get the facts student affairs, you may be While harassment is talked so much about in his election campaign. Ask WLUSU tuition fees. appropriate voice.

definitely a serious issue for the universities take a stand what specific steps they are taking to make sure that the Most on public, the WLU administration har- university provides for the developmentally challenged may To the Editor student-faculty "dating": Sexual this the recent be overemphasizing point to I am responding to assment and ethical standards are students here at WLU. The Athletic Complex and the its autocratic actions. article in Tiny support titled "Learning policy guidelines. My sample is Student Union Building still remain inaccessible to Eric Why, for example, do these inci- Classes", by Beyer, published somewhat small but a third discuss wheelchairs. Ask what facilities are available for blind Jan. have dents if they actually occur, not on 28/88. their "dating" of students or students (such as Braille translations for required readings). Eric have had good prompt the administration to Although may introduced me to their companion. The answer probably won't surprise you. its force intensions, he came across in a very increase security by hiring The young women were charming WLU still has no policy on how they will handle their first insulted the or student)? negative manner and a large to more staff (permanent but seemed not appreciate

AIDS case in residence when it last in depth happens, although year And, if the cleaning staff is at risk to number of people. More implications for themselves or

it was that students with AIDS would be research and NO twisting of facts the implied encouraged harassment or other potentially others, the abuse, or manipul-

not should have been done, to answer to continue their studies at home. And believe it, AIDS will dangerous situations, then are ation. The faculty members seemed that he who the question truthfully posed in happen at Laurier. the students are studying, to merely bask a newfound youth and bus- "do they writing essays, preparing regarding 'tiny' classes, (which had chronologically escaped While in the final analysis the university administration can make easier?" iness cases also at a risk? learning their lives) and discarded any intel- be held responsible for not addressing these problems, it The to this was The administration's proposed answer question lectual assessment. There are num- should be no surprise given WLUSU's consistent lack of not touched His article solution was to shut down the school upon! pre- erous issues to such intimacies of these basic pressure on any rights issues. sented in at night and force the students to positive aspects a negative despite the benefits. As the newly elected directors of WLUSU take power, it vacate the buildings. Rather than way. My questions become: will be watch the of their interesting to progress actions (or In cont- prevent students from using facilities 'tiny' classes, learning 1) Are there policies relating to

on these issues. The students of inues if has an non-actions) Laurier, by to achieve their pursuit of a higher a professor important faculty/staff/student conduct?

favour of a Declaration of Student have the A large class would be is voting in Rights, education, why not increase meeting. 2) How widespread this the cancelled. given new board a mandate. Hopefully, their security staff and provide adequate "dating'?

for the whole student The class material caters to the Do have recourse? performance will be an improvement over their apathetic protection 3) students any of amount of not in addition to the cleaning students because the Unlike I am predecessors; and hopefully the Declaration of Student body my colleagues, staff? envolvement. For a language class, 1 this I will than tenured, so am unable to sign Rights become more just a piece of paper. this interactive method is much Sincerely, note. The topic of university policy

Scott Morgan better than a "frontal approach" (a of interest may be —particularily Inter- lecturer in front of a class). enforcement. One suspects that

action means two-way communi- that owing to process constraints cation and the opportunity to clarify especially Please ticket there is little recourse, ALL member, misunderstandings. against a tenured faculty The spirit of 'tiny' classes is strong, even if there is a policy. Attention WLU Security: with more determination and encour- WLU is certainly not as conser- We about a Cord EditorialBoard on behalfof Cord staff and were wondering Editorial opinionsare approvedby the fellow students. agement amongst vative as I had feared. But conser- the Publications the Students' Union and Student certain little red up truck (NYI are Independentof the University, pick " I feel off be getting* completely vative thought and morality may Board. 885) parking in the white permit area of topic" is a positive aspect our issues. We the separate with no permit. noticed EDITORIAL BOARD class because learn about we Editors note: This letter was sub- week before reading week (Feb. 9) German culture and German Univer- mitted unsigned. The Cord can Editor that the driver to be a Rob Furlong. Editor-in-Chief Erika Sajnovtc. News happens life. In relating the information to it or Nielsen. Scene Editor sity not ascertain whether was, Eric Beyer, Associate News Editor Klri< member of WLU security. What Manager the current issues of our study, we faculty Chris Editor Cori Ferguson, Production written by a Starkey. Sports kind of double standards exist in the was not, Wert, Features Editor a of Michael have greater understanding the member. The issue the letter parking regulations? and language usage. relevant located the raises, however, is the winter academic terms. Offices are on If I do not have a 1 cannot The Cord is published during fall and permit As for field 75 University Ave. trips, these are done and thus this submission Student Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier University, school without timely second floorof the park on grounds Press and the after The Cord is member of CanadianUniversity class and on our own time!! in the letter'® W., Waterloo. (519)884-2990. a was included ticketed or towed. Is this fair? Publications. being Association. Copyright 1988. WLU Student Ontario Community Newspaper (Trip to Cafe Mozart). section. Editor-in-Chief. overselling parking spaces by be reproduced without the permission of the By No part of the Cord may Get your facts straight!! Your 20% my chances of getting a spot are -the CORD- 9

Ur-humans came in three sexes Question

"Men seem to me to have failed completely to

comprehend the power of Eros..." so begins Comment Aristophanes,' the Greek comic playwright's (fifth 8.C.) explanation of human sexuality (Plato Week century By of the does Symposium 14-16 [189A-193EC). Why a mish- Eric mash of sexual orientations—specifically the sexual Beyer By Angus McTavish

of heterosexuals, women—all drives gay men, gay -standing in for Paul Mitchell who is throwing up exist and thrive? Why does it matter? Aristophanes

provides a satiric answer in the context of classical, do week? greater numbers, and they will walk upright on two What did you during reading Greek mythology. The following myth is fuel for the legs. If they still wish to be insolent and do not wish drawn imagination. All quotations are verbatim. to be quiet, I shall split them and will first understand the of again they hop "But you must nature about on one leg." mankind and what experiences it has suffered." Zeus, with his thunderbolts, sliced the ur-humans in Originally every human being was the shape of a in half. Another Olympian—Apollo—is ordered had head by round entity. More specifically, people one Procrastinated to turn Zeus people's faces around so that they had there with two faces looking in opposite directions; Susan Midralik to look upon their own sliced side; it was a constant were four legs, four arms, two sets of genitals and 4th yr. Biz reminder of insolence. also the loose from Apollo sews up "and everything else one might expect this ends and heals most of the scars. The navel is the description." These ur-humans came in three sexes: remains of where Apollo tied together the open ends male (male genitals on both sides), female (female Initially, humans could only procreate like genitals on both sides) and androgynous (male grasshoppers—"by emission into the earth"— genitals on one side and female on the other). because their sexual inside. organs were So Zeus, in could walk and when They upright, run, they of another act mercy, moves their sexual organs to wanted to travel quickly they did cartwheels the front, and two-legged men and women exist. Each of (cartwheels are easier to do with eight limbs). Procreation, therefore, is when man and of solar possible the three sexes had sprung from one three woman come together. bodies: the female from the earth, the male from the But human each fragment longs for his or her and the from All the ur- sun, androgynous the moon. other half. And as Aristophanes states, "All who are round. Went the Florida humans were shaped like their parents, to Keys halved a section from the beings of the common sex The "tubbos" had great ambition, and before long Kevin Adams (which was at that time called androgynous) are they wished to accomplish what the infamous Titans Hons. R&R lovers of women; many adulterers come from this had failed heaven and to do before them, climb up to source including women who love men and are overthrow the Olympians. Naturally, Zeus, the king promiscuous. All women who are a section halved of the Olympians, was perturbed; but he did not want the but from female do not pay any attention to men had to destroy the fledgling humans, as they been rather turn to women; lesbians come from this offering good sacrifice to the gods. source. All who are a section halved from the male "I think that I have a way," he said, "whereby men and pursue males all the while they are young, since continue exist but will from their may to cease they are slices, as it were, of the male, they love men insolence by being made weaker. For I shall cut each and take delight in their side and both lying by embracing of them in two and they will be at the same time Got into a state of manic depression them." weaker and to of their more useful us because ever writing a Historiographical The of the French paper on Origins Revolution for Dr. Harkins

Dawn Backewich Wile E. Coyote (Genius) Ted Pikula Allister Hain

By A.D.

doesWile E. 3. ROBBERY Wile E. Where get money has been purchasing in order to purchase ACME ACME products foryears, and there- Few Anti-christs have moral products? any fore it is unlikely that he has not values and hence, of them many been paying his debts. The coyote ACME Jet-shoes are not free, break them for betterment. personal doesn't have time to be a shipping neither are ACME Ice-cube makers Wile E. be stealing may regularly clerk since he spends the majorityof and Wile E. have Syberian tiger traps. from ACME. The coyote storm may his time chasing the Roadrunner. We got stuck in a snow thousands of dollars purchases to the for work as applied company Therefore the coyote must be moon- Jackie Vandenbroek worth of equipment weekly. Where clerk. Once Wile E. a shipping hired, commercial artist. Hons. Economics lighting as a Ist yr. does the his coin? full coyote get would have access to inventory. Ackland NEXT WEEK: Exactly how fast, John When is Wile E. nobody looking, Ist Hons. Biz can Wile E. run? yr.

scoffs a Batman suit. 3 POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS

1. LINE OF CREDIT

Wile E. is ACME's best customer.

This fact that he is a may suggest worked Nothing exciting. I to pay credit risk, and therefore good for Dr. Weir's my tuition...and trip ACME has granted him a full line of to New Zealand credit with unlimitd spending. Event- Andrew Graham ually the companywill have to collect Hons. Near Eastern Archaeology this debt and perhaps the coyote

Is Wile E. bad debt won't pay. expense?

2. BACKDROP PAINTING

We've all seen Wile's superb rock wall murals. Mr. coyote has expertly painted the following scenes:

A) the dark cave

B) the train tunnel Thought up an answer to Question C) the fake bridge. of the Week It is quite possible that Wile E. is Torque Room Bird Watching using his talents to create market- Society able works ofart in order to produce additional funds, that can be used to destroy the Roadrunner.

WOMEN IN WORK

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Forgotten heroes getit in the can

The cameraman is often the forgotten The two-man crews consist of a sound NBC's Huntley-Brinkley Report have been viewer that as he was taking these shots the

the movie world. His function is who also serves as and a these films in the weeks. cameraman hit of the genius of man, narrator, running past They was by one sniper's

skill men into make Bonnie seem vastly underrated and his rarely cameraman. Unarmed, these rush and Clyde like a course in bullets, but will live. heart of the 20. acknowledged. the battles, getting as close as RS The recent seige of the American Embassy

the cameraman the These film But never has the role of possible to action. makers don't get drafted to in Saigon was daringly filmed froma barricade

or Vietnam or been more dramatically seen his abilities With the cameraman's fingers frozen to the make a million dollars for their directly in front of the building. The execution

shown than in the recent war of his cameras and the narrators voice film. They don't hearts for of an in the streets more plainly trigger get purple getting alleged Viet Cong captain America via Satellite with fear and the does their faces. of is burned the brains footage reaching North trembling excitement, viewer shot, nor anyone ever see Saigon now into of One from Vietnam. becomes immersed in this war and its gutsy incident in a small town just millions of Americans. and the three US violence. outside Da last week and shown be about CBS, NBC, ABC, major Nang on People may apathetic it, they may total of 50 The mind crawls with the that CBS showed the these television networks, have a over knowledge dedication artists have support it, they may hate it, but film makes it Asian the the bodies to their work: with his with two-man film crews covering this gunshots are real, are actually camera rolling on a Viet impossible for them to deny it. Newsmen

has the and that the 20 old American who it with he role slaughter. Never before in history dead, year Cong sniper shooting out marines, cameras are taking on a very important in lives' uninvolved thousandof miles from the just dropped to the street under the of moved from his cover to get a better society. Even now they are their public, eyes range; v risking

REALLY to blurred and to the truth battlefields, seen such amazing non- the camera is bleeding death. suddenly we see only buildings give American people the unholy

propaganda film. The CBS News with Walter Cronkite and sky, then nothing. The narrator informs the where it hurts: in the living room.

Looking Back: Vic Slater

There must be some kind of

way out of here, The Scene said the joker to the thief. Bob Dylan

The Trip is a real acid trip!

By Vic Slater

iodosin that I It is with great pleasure, and rather little left, report my rather surprising liking of The Trip. International Peter Fonda and Susan Strasberg star in this American commercial production at the Lyric. Fonda plays a frustrated photo-

order to find insight into himself and his grapher who takes a trip on LSD in

lovelife. Strasberg plays his lovelife. have been in this movie to All manner of visual and auditory tricks used that Fonda immerse the viewer/listener in the experience undergoes.

the and the director for Most of the praise must go to editing department

actors but this does making it good. There is no plot and the are phoney,

not detract or even matter. and off Kaleidoscopes, Freudian imagery, and film clips which flash on all blend to the screen (sometimes quicker than theeye can easily discern) absorb make the viewer's heart beat faster and his mind and senses race to

much sink in all that happens. When it becomes too you just your seat,

exhausted. It's beautiful. would The colours a verbal description only are, simply breathtaking, There and make them sound gaudy. are some very funny experiences and sensible and some insensible, some good some very tragic ones, some

cute some (acute?). some evil, some soft and some harsh, some and and the musical The movie is delightfully (not titillating) erotic,

If ran out to crescendos leave no doubt as to the lovers' progression. you

there is to be real this execution some purple after seeing Blow-Up, going a Millions of North American viewers sat in their living rooms and witnessed buy paper futures in it? rush on psychedelic lighting. I wonder if you can buy This The director said that he took LSD before making the movie. is

else would little riding a miniature merry-go- easy to believe. Why a man, "satanic" There Stones turn That's all he is round, lean out and say to Fonda: "Bay of Pigs". says. make home and think for awhile. enough right there to you go

with real and run the risk of Rather than burn your axons out the thing electronic effects. The is a I should add that the stereo The Stones' L.P. was ending listeners, Rolling new mention an extended visit to Whitby, not to a messed up genesystem, you the title See released last week and predictably, grabber so as says, reproduction qualities of this disc have similar in the movie theatre. can a experience What are excellent. You'd better out it is a disc! Their latest effort Happens. go great This is cinema as it See it twice, its even better the second time around. finds the Stones and this because it will entitled Their Satanic Majesties Gomper using an buy record, should be: sights and sounds—dynamic experience. electric sitar. In their version of an be the last time for Stones album Request represents a major step a cool P.S. As Fonda would say—take some little chicki-boo along, daddy; and an forward for the Stones. Indian "Raga", guitars organ for quite awhile. make the it might help to big scene, dig! add to the The front cover of the album immeasurably enjoyment.

the Those who, like myself, aren't overly jacket gives an indication of of George Harrison's goodies inside. It features a dazzling appreciative conversion to Indian music will find 3-D picture of the boys surrounded

this cut a welcome The compromise by flowers against a background of Magical message and If between Fop Raga. mountains. you look closely you Don't think the Stones have can pick out the heads of the four Beatles. Beatles hidden the changed as radically as the in cover. for the special of the same name and four said! "Roll up—Roll up Mystery Enough and It about this For example, Citadel, other is impossible to talk the sides from previous singles, it is an like Lane and The Tour!" So opens up Beatles' Songs Penny numbers still have the album without reference The biting lyrics of sound to latest LP appropriately titled Magical extension the new first Fool On The Hill combine humour that Beatles album. There and raw harmony the Stones Sgt. Peppers' five expressed in Sgt. Pepper's. with a touch of Mystery Tour. Made up of new and compassion are noted for. The Jagger-Richards are unmistakable parallels between from their TV All have the songs forthcoming pathos. same, simple has with the dismissed team once again come up There is a method in the madness two, which cannot be but memorable melodies which will and of I Am A the as coincidence. For the first time, inventive, mean meaningful Walrus, Beatles' be around for a long time. Every cut Also is the the Stones have compositions. on display vaudeville-show of the absurd. incorporated on the album, taken together group's unrivaled mastery of the Paul electronic music to a large degree in McCartney partially expl- So achieves a strange unity. hop their music. guitar. ained it recently whenhe said: "With aboard the Mystery Tour! The Detractors of the Rolling Stones kind of aim seems to On Bill Wyman's In any thing, my is and the is in composition, message magic magic the similarities Another will inevitably point to be to distort it, distort it from what Land, electronic effects are the music!

used with between this album and Sgt. Pepper we know it even with music and great success. His voice is as, and them of outright visual and it from made to vibrate with the revolving accuse things, to change Beatles have imitation. Certainly the what it is to see what it could be. To I had speaker technique, employed by intended in reviewing the all but John had an influence on groups !see the in it all. To take a Lennon. "Hie result is rather potential latest Mothers of Invention album in has the unusual. The last side Jagger's genius preserved note and wreck it and see in that this but cut on one, space, one listening con- Their Satanic Stones individuality. note what else there is in it, that a Sing This Together (See What vinced me otherwise. Suffice it to further is further of Majesties Request supplys simple act like distorting it has that it does bear Happens), a example say not listening to of the Stones cleverness and caused. all the Stones proof It's trying tocreate magic, even experimentation. It is a once. Lyrically and musically, them from cacophony of sound originality which separates it's all trying to make things happen The Mothers of Invention involving are negli- the mediocre that don't know screams and drums interspersed morass of groups. so you why they're gible. For discriminating with brass, piano, guitar, and weird you really happened." 12 the CORD THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25.1988 Some Monkeys Do the Research

ian kelso cohesive instruments or sing a note. By t. and synthesizers and high income from hell, would have demanded songs are enough in nature Dave Beckstead headed so to create definite the six jobs, seriously. The band seemed more of the listener and in return, as a earmark up string with What is more fun thana barrel full concerned with the overall. department an mix more getting laughs given audience their moneys interesting

of If "the between than worth Curtis' of of jazz, white funk and 50's electric monkeys? you answer at their song quips in seeing two good shows style singing ranges from

Research If for their In soft guitar. Beckstead is one and the Monkeys", you're right. applause music. fact, instead of one. (Deep breath) harmonies, blending beautifully who has answer "Big Monkey Do", don't. a time the between the the with back to a furious same person made you many space Speaking of quality shows, up Cindy —, up one third with a com- than the that of the Waiting Room its Kitchener-Waterloo, songs was longer songs first show, which is the second in speed rap might have resulted if since bined of has James rise to underground-type population 200,000, to themselves. this article, belonged to that species. Joyce had sung for the Velvet success.

be one of the hardest for The places a To be fair, Big Monkey had their The Research Monkeys proved to Underground. The reference to Mr. only disappointment was that

local act to find venue for there was too much of a their moments. Ted Scarf, tall and lanky be a primal force that aped no one. Joyce is in fact relevant since Mr. tendency talents. With the untimely death of towards fast, furiously and antics intact, bore a certain Spawned from the depths of last Curtis is not only a singer in a local paced pieces

Level 21 last and the David rock is and not enough attention year, now resemblance to Byrne, a years Laurier Talent night, Greg band, but also an English/ payed to of the Hotel this and closing City year, resemblance that was at certain Curtis, lead singer/acoustic guit- Communications double honours grad- spacing atmosphere. Songs like the Princess Cinema will be the sole times Certain uate from little Adam's Way, The Garden Walland uncanny. songs even arist/ songwriter/sax player has seen our very own school.

of our own their and Can't Take Water remaining purveyor took on certain lives of own, the band evolve. What started as a So boys girls, that is where four My Aivay undoub-

original bands. but there wasn't half hourof of work in tedly made more lasting unfortunately just original songs in a battle years the English depart- impres-

On February 14th, Valentines in their of the will sions, a broader of Day enough quality quantity to bands became, over the space ment get you. marrying range the 1988, Princess forum merit one and one half hour of In the band rhythms and textures. The Research provided a jam about three weeks, a full three concert, was a bit

for two such bands. still in session.. .certainly. hour show. Not a bad start. slow off the start. Bob Evans bass Monkeys are the process of

The second band, which is fea- lost in and Retrospectively speaking (as only Now one year later the Research was the mix for the first three early maturation, according to

tured first in this with fans of have made article, was Big a review can speak, 20/20 vision Monkeys have over an hour of songs but later became a highlight to old, quite notable Do. The it Monkey reason is first is a one hour of material of the thirteen improvements over the last twelve fully intact), set Big original and are playing less many songs played.

that it was impossible to take this what of the with virtuous months of their existence. Monkey doing they were doing covers they were forced to Evans, along jazz collection of mostly middle aged and The Research best, that was definitely (and learn for their earlier shows. Their drummer Ron Rooth provided a Monkeys spent with men (ie. past 28) thousands of music and not eclectic section some time in the studio certainly) playing music is enough in nature so rhythm so full that at times, early last dollars of and equipment computers a stand routine no else had week and come doing up comedy as not to seem repetitious, yet their one to touch their hope to out with

another demo tape toaugment their

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Cord photos by Cori Ferguson Beat UQTR, Ottawa, and U of T for playoff birth

Lucky 8's send Hawks to York

four the 3-2. In of the third "We have sound will By Derek Merilees third, scoring goals to slip past period spite explained. to play be Monday at York.

the Toronto team. and forecheck hard to period letdown, WLU thoroughly defensively The Hawks face an uphill climb, laurier with match. Brad Sparkes paced a controlled the Marsden turn the over. We're but are During Reading Week, while the puck playing currently playing their best while Scott McCulloch continued his hot the well and I'm of the majority of Laurier students were off hat-trick, hand, bulging pretty right now, quite hockey year—and it could not

south filled fired home two rockets. Single net twice, as did Sparkes. Dave pleased." at better time. As has in the sunny or getting happen a been to with Mom's home the markers went Doug Marsden, Aitcheson, Cote, McCulloch and The series tonight at York, > times in the the up cooking, opens proven many past, Steve Cote and Paul Smith. Steve Handy while the Hawks host the Yeomen the Laurier Varsity Hockey squad had gunned single playoffs signal beginning of a the Laurier hosted The Earlier in week, counters. on at the start time 7 whole new season. its own recipe for success. key Saturday Barn,

Trois-Rivieres and Ottawa. The Puhalski ended the season with If a third is it ingredient was eight goal games, as pm. game necessary, fell behind 22 and 41 the Hawks defeated the defending Hawks 3-1 against UQTR, goals assists, leading

but back to tie the score at 3-3 Laurier and CIAU champion UQTR 8-5, ham- came scoring statistics,

the end of period one. The finishing second to mered the University of Ottawa 8-3, by only Denis Patriots' undisciplined play allowed Castouguay in the OUAA and slid past Toronto 8-6 in the scoring

the Golden Ones to take control of race. Marsden was the season finale. Hawks' the the second frame, second 42 Previous billing had the WLU/ game during leading scorer, counting The a 6-4 advantage. between Toronto match up as sudden death opening up points, split evenly goals WLU out- the winner to the third period featured and assists. game- advancing the Frenchmen The Hawks' final record 13-9-4 OUAA playdowns, the loser hanging scoring 2-1, earning of

the blades for another But full marks for an impressive 8-5 was good for 30 points, and the up year.

Laurier's five win which victory. fourth and final playoff in the game streak, spot

Deuces were wild in this match, Central Division. Laurier faces included the victories over UQTR York,

as Marsden, Cote and ranked fifth Canada and and Western, and Toronto's five McCulloch, in the top

streak reduced the Tom Jackson rippled the twine twice team in the OUAA over the regular game losing

each. Greg Puhalski added four season having lost one match to one of pride. only game, in

assists to guide the Hawks. the best of three first round of the Even though the game against The Laurier Toronto meant little for the next evening, clearly playoffs.

outclassed the Ottawa Gee-Gees, Laurier's task of the standings, the Blues came out hard defeating 8-3. WLU started fast, Yeomen against the Hawks. Laurier trailed in winning will be tough, but not

4-0 after and6-0 to the third as leading one period, impossible according coach the game until period, TheHawks the Varsity squad enjoyed leads of after two. slowed slightly Wayne Gowing. "York's extremely

in the Ottawa some have 2-1 after the first stanza, and 5-4 third, as gained tough—they a good defence, of winning and excellent he after two. WLU stormed out in the measure respectability by goaltending,"

BasketHawk update

The Golden Hawks Mens' Basketball team was

ousted from further post season action, suffering a 109-79 the hands defeat at of the Brock Badgers on Tuesday night in St. Catherines.

Trailing 57-40 at halftime,Laurier was plagued by

sloppy defense throughout the match, as Brock

time and time again won the vital rebound battles around the baskets. The defensive lapses made it for impossible the Hawks to overcome their 17 point halftime deficit.

The Hawk effort was curtailed, as well, when their two leading offensive threats, Tony and Marcotullio Mike Alessio, ran into foul trouble early in the match. Marcotullio fouled out with five minutes remaining. Despite his foul trouble, Alessio led the Hawks

offensively, scoring over 20 points for the first time in the past three matches, and playing simply an

outstanding game when the Hawks had the ball. A Spark of hope:Brad Sparkes, top, pots one of his two goals in the Hawks 8-3 win over the Ottawa Gee-Gees. The sends the to the OUAA Doug Marsden, above, also netted two markers in the Hawks bid for a playoff spot. The play of netminder Chris victory Badgers

which at York the West Luscombe, right, will be a big factor in the opening playoff series begins tonight against league Division Final Four playdowns at the Univer- leading Yeoman. of sity Waterloo on Friday. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25.1988 16 the CORD Skaters figure in OWIAA finals

earned Ottawa. Similar Dance. By Diane Misener A silver medal standing was by Toronto, Guelph, McGill and

Pairs Foxtrot team of followed Laurier accumulated a Laurier's Open Senior Western won the competition, by slough of fifth place

and Therese O'Connor as well. In addition February! It is figure skating season, Julie Holmes, Jaqui Keilb, Queens, and Waterloo respectively. finishes, to the placing of

time for the OWIAA finals for the Laurier and Patrice Walsh. The Laurier team has been steadily Bone and Gerber in the Senior Similar Pairs

admirably, with of the Adam in the Varsity Figure Skating team. Kelly Adam also performed improving this year, and many competition, Open Ladies Laurier exceeded all the Solo Dance, and there Julie Holmes in the This season, previous placing third in Senior strongest skaters returning next season, Singles, Intermediate Solo

from In ten outof free skate event. future an and the Formation Four performances past seasons. fifth in the Open Ladies is certainly a bright for already Dance, Step team of

Hawk skaters found under stiff has an Gerber and the 15 events, Lady Adam had a flawless performance talented squad that begun upward Adam, Beal, Lazier, all performed the of the free skate receive five themselves placing among cream competition in the event. climb to the pinnacle of university compe- well enough to top recognition.

skated a skaters—the top five. The Laurier Precision Team tition. Other placings in the top ten included sixth

the teamcompetition, from Patty Gerber and Nancy Bone continued fantastic programme in Here is a summary of the highlights place results by Wendy Stauffer in the Inter-

their winning streak, collecting a first place capturing third place in their event, good the weekend. In the Senior Solo Dance, mediate Singles, and Luraine Minken in the fifth performance in the Intermediate Pairs event. enough for Laurier to capture place Adam placed third. Fourth place finishes Senior B Singles, and seventh place results

andBonealso This finish is standing wracked Kim Lazier in the Senior in Gerber competed one category overall. a respectable were up by accumulated by Beal the Junior Singles, their the Pairs finished ahead of the above own, in Senior event, for the Lady Hawks, as they A Singles programme, and team of Mary and the tandem of Adam and Lazier in the of as University placing a solid fifth. such perennial powerhouses Jane Beal and Diane Misener in the Junior Senior Similar Dance event.

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Meet U of T in first round Lady Hawks flop

with playoffs near

and February 17 was no exception victory. By Rob Mann as the Badgers overcame an early In first half action (inaction?) the

Laurier lead and had a 12 point Hawks to have Prior to Reading Week, three Lady appeared things at time. Ann advantage half Weber under control with a respectable 10- games remained in the women's shot six of eight for 12 points before 7 lead in the first five minutes of the basketball season and Laurier hada the intermission but overall Laurier Bad passing combined with a mathematical chance, albeit slim, at game. shot only 41% from the field. dozen consecutively missed shots finishing first. Second position, In second half the third play, Lady left the Lady Hawks down by 10 at however, was realistic and

Hawks had the Badgers on the the half 24-14. place seemed assured. The unpre- with ropes Foulon putting Laurier dictability of the teams within the ahead 51-50 with tenminutes to go. In the opening seven minutes of OWIAA West is mirrored, unfortun- 23 in the first ten minutes to Hawks who The points the second half Western added ately, by our own Lady of the half, however, was to be their lead until it was a 22 managed to lose two out of three to point gap. followed up by only nine in the final The Lady Hawks were lifeless and finish the season 6-6 and hang on to

eleven as Brock stomped back to still down by 22 when they the fourth and final playoff position. were

win by 11. started to come back with nine

Starters minutes left in the At this WLU 67 GUELPH 53 Weber, Little, Foulon, game.

On the 10th the Lady Hawks and Dykstra, all in double figures point, the Lady Hawks started giving

played host to the lowly Guelph (20,15,11,and 10 respectively) the ball to Dykstra who began to scored all but four of the 60 three Gryphons. Despite being cellar teams take shots from point range.

dwellers the Gryphons are always a points. Dykstra's shots had great form but The loss left the Hawks of tough fight. In first half action the Lady at she was standing two feet back 6-5 with chance short. Lady Hawks built a 25-9 lead which no at finishing the line and they fell Dykstra,

the Gryphons brought down, in four second but in sole possession of who is used occasionally as a starter, into minutes, to 25-20. At half time third going their final game managed to sink two of seven three Western. Laurier led by seven 33-26. against The Lady Hawks pointers and scored ten of the Lady

In the second half the Guelph had defeated the Mustangs earlier Hawks 26 points in the second half.

pulled within three points in the first this season 54-46, despite falling A devastated Jeffries described

few minutes but the Lady Hawks apart in the second half of that his teamas "unathletic...we couldn't

managed to shake off the Gryphons game. even catch the ball out there."

Guelph stayed close but Kris Peel UWO 51 WLU 42 Weber and Little, two major

with The used the A.C. offense had off exploded eight straight points Mustangs as a weapons, rare games,

from last when six and to build the Lady Hawk lead up parade ground Saturday scoring only two points

four to twelve with two minutes they, as horses are apt to do, respectively. The Lady Hawks made all the Hawks remaining. stomped over Lady in 27 turnovers and shot a pathetic

an unexpected 51-42 Western 24% from the field.

Peel finished the game with 12

points as did Coleen Ryan who has ANALYSIS

shared much of her floor time with

Renata hasbeen of the has Dykstra. Ryan, who In the final four games season Jeffries lengthened Dykstra's

struggling to score double figures all and off-the-benchers Kim Fritzley and Joan MacDonald's court time to obvious that his season, finally snapped out of her "give his starters a rest." It is becoming increasingly

6 of 9 and the non starters slump making from the field. starters are struggling to win games on their own Sue Little bucketed 13 and has points havebecome a major factor for success. Feel, forexample, averaged

Catherine Foulon added 10 last four is an as the a little over six points per game in her games and seeing

Lady Hawks upped their record to increasing amount of bench time. She went two and three quarter 64 with 67-53 and the victory. periods (carrying over from the Brock game) without scoring a point

"Guelph can't play man to man," only took five shots. The Lady Hawk bench, although limitless in heart,

to true coach Gary Jeffries commented as are somewhat limited on talent, while the opposite seems be with he their explained large 25-9 early the starters. lead. the Switching over to a zone In first round playoff action at Ryerson this Friday, Laurier plays 19 defense enabled Guelph to close the OWIAA East first place finisher Toronto. Laurier lost to the Blues by The Hawks with exhibition in the gap. Lady escaped points in their second game early season. "not welcomed win an easy win," but a Toronto is so strong a team that relying on bench players to or

won and Peel nevertheless. holda lead would be dangerous to say the least. Weber, Little, 71 WLU 60 three BROCK are players who can make or break games. Dykstra's point range has been The Badger's burrow is not a ability will no doubt be a factor against Toronto as it employed for their pleasant place visiting teams. successfully in playing catch ball. If the Lady Hawks play up to Cord file photo up Brock plays especially tough at home full potential, Toronto will fall. SAN FRANCESCO®- P- Just a stones throw away from WLU francesco-s 2

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Women's Volleyball veterans go out on losing note

to her as they came. Smith, the most senior complete studies...There Grenier Hawks This the last outing in the was By Serge women's volleyball team was with four years' service, is an evident sign of a of for hitters page history closed the book on a disappointing purple and gold power turned that graduating...McGee, a two-year being night, with at was The and Edith Edinger, least The serve down the line. season with a 3-0 home loss to the Patti Smith Island is to four Allison and Rhode transfer, going photographers positioned bump was stiff and to the right. The undefeated Mc Master Marauders middle hitter McGee student alongside the referee...The The France on a exchange.. Hawks ball floated outside the out-of- the Tuesday before Reading Week. weak sider Sue Lankowski. 2-6 a non-athletic posted a record against line. An retrieve theoccasion could easily be Edinger, two-year playoff bounds attempt to The game scores of 15-11, 15-3 and strain of for 2-2 transfer from Brock, is returning teamsand a record against but too with the in the mixture post- it was made, it was far, 15-6 do not tell the whole story, as seen after game, the fall term a season outsiders for little there. the and disappoint- only...Lankowski, an overall too time to get evening also was the career of anger, sadness who did not as record of 4-8. that the Laurier faces and voices. two-year player play With rally, Lady finale for four Hawk starters. ment in the players' is to that a frosh, transferring Waterloo The frustration of a season did

live its came not up to promise

at the realization that it Moniteurs de langues officielles flooding out was all over.

the a temps plein The first game of evening, that fate though, gave out signals 1988 a 1989 Septembre juin would allow them to end in style.

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En 1988-1989, il aura moniteurs that At 5-2 y des francophones did not remain way.

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collaborationavec le Conseil des ministres de I'Education looked be game gave them what to nail berth (Canada). as it breathing room trans- Spikers enough WLU formed a 3-3 tie into a 7-3 lead.

of tricks to Si cela vous interesse, veuillez communiquer avec : reached deep in its bag By Jacqueline Slaney Schatz the but the Roy narrow gap to 7-6, Ministere de I'Education with Marauders responded in kind Last Friday, the Laurier Golden Hawks mens' volleyball team closed I4e edifice Mowat etage, six unanswered on their next the self-confident points season on a disappointing note, losing to a very troop Queen's Park The inevitable end of Hamilton 3-0. possession. of Marauders from the Steel City The game scores were Toronto (Ontario) M7A IL2 loomed at 14-6 when Coach Cookie 16-14,15-8 and 15-6. The loss created a three-way logjam for third place (telephone 416-965-5996). Leach called for a timeoutto regroup in the OUAA West Division. Remarque: Les demandesde formules doivent nous parvenir her for have been The team what could dichotomy between the two teams was remarkable. McMaster's d'ici au l er mars 1988. Les formules remplies It not to the last rally of the year. was contingent was mentally focused on the final playoff in doivent nous parvenir d'ici au 18 mars 1988. securing position Hall connected with a with their confident be, as Cathy the division, derailing the Hawks presence. The

kill the end for a few middle to delay Hawks were unprepared to meet the challenge confronting them and Conseil des ministres A seemed more instants. power spike to lack the mental concentration necessary in such a crucial de I'Education (Canada) & -9 MciMaster ©MiniQtprpde returned possession to match. Their failure to block well and the absence of players Paul Shore and the curtain fell with an out-of- and John Bald I'Education also contributed to Laurier's poor performance. jm Secretariat untano bounds service McGee. The first d'Etat bump by game, according to assistant coach Steve Davis marked a "It of the kind of in the the was typical "turning point match, taking pressure off McMaster." Although

reflected Coach tie the Marauders WHfeN IN STUDIOS season we had," the Hawks came back to score at 14-14, the ultimately SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA VISII | |fSJi VERSAL TOUR Wfev AN MCA COMPANY after the Leach some time game. proved victorious. Davis said that if the Hawks had won the opening like the The game, season, was one match, they would have had the edge on the Marauders and con- I live where the team did not seem to sequently would have gained the momentumrequired to succeed.

its and lack The Hawks with 6-6 i up to potential. Injuries ended the campaign a record. Overall it was a

of were the chief weil their and lack of ! team chemistry good season, as they fared despite inexperience

culprits for the year's results. As for height. Veteran Keith Harris-Lowe said "projections made earlier in the

both Leach and the game itself, season would have been content with a 6-6 slate, but the team's

Assistant Coach Colleen Long felt expectations had risen by Christmas and consequently the McMaster the that poor passing was biggest match was a disappointment."

problem the squad faced against The immediate future for the Hawks is their participation in the

Mac. divisional For the first time in three will face the playoffs. years, they not Serves: The Floats and departing Western Mustangs. Instead, they have a Saturday night semifinal date in players are leaving ways as diverse against the first-place Waterloo Warriors at 7:00 at the FAC.

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Results: LAURIER 8, Ottawa 3 Team GP W L T F APts Waterloo 5, Guelph 5 Western 10, RMC 2 Guelph 7, Queen s 6 UQTR 3, Waterloo 3 5137 60 45 York 26 20 1 Toronto 4, McGill 4 York 3, Concordia 1 26 17 4 5163 88 39 Western Guelph 6, RMC 4 York 5, Toronto 2 6 6146 90 34 Waterloo 26 14 York 2, McGill 2 Western 6, Windsor 2 26 13 9 4149109 30 3 LAURIER Waterloo 8, Ottawa LAURIER 8, Toronto 6 Toronto 24 8 11 5110122 21 LAURIER 8, UQTR 5 York 7, Waterloo 5 Guelph 26 6 18 2100158 14 Western 16, Queen's 4 Western 10, Guelph 6

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ANN WEBER TONY Team GP W L T F APt« MARCOTULLIO

Team GP W L T F APt. Brock 12 9 3 0773709 18 A graduate of London Beal, Weber, a third year guard on the Windsor 12 9 3 18 Waterloo 12 11 1 0 33 5 22 0723693 Marcotullio had an outstanding Lady Hawk* Basketball team McMaster 12 7 5 0 629623 14 Western 12 10 2 0 30 8 20 game in a 107-103 loss to host scored 20 of 14 from LAURIER 12 6 6 0 680668 12 12 6 6 0 24 22 12 points (10 Guelph Windsor Lancers last Wednes- the field) and added 4 rebounds Waterloo 11 5 6 0613610 10 McMaster 12 6 6 0 20 20 12 day. Marcotullio scored 33 Western 12 3 9 0623674 6 LAURIER 12 6 6 0 21 24 12 in the team's 71-60 loss to the points, hitting 14 of 23 from the Guelph 11 2 9 0 538 602 4 Windsor 12 2 10 0 9 30 4 Brock Badgers last Wednesday. field, 5 of 6 from the foul line and Brock 12 1 11 0 6 34 2 Results: grabbed 8 rebounds. Brock 52, McMaster 47 Results:

LAURIER 67, Guclph 53 Western 3, LAURIER 1 Western 67, Waterloo 61 Waterloo 3, Guelph 1 Windsor 75, Brock 73 Western 3, McMaster 0 39 1 I McMaster 51, Western Brock 3, Windsor YEARBOOK I Brock 71, LAURIER 60 McMaster 3, LAURIER 0 Guelph 63, Windsor 57 Western 3, Brock 0 McMaster 48, Waterloo 45 Western 51, LAURIER 42 ORDER NOW OWIAA West Brock 85, Windsor 77 Volleybal

OUAA West Hockey Team GP W L T F APts

GP W L T F APt. Team McMaster 12 11 1 0 34 9 22 Waterloo 12 8 4 0 26 21 16 Feb. 26 16 7 3158 92 35 Mar. Windsor Windsor 12 7 5 0 28 20 14 29, 1,3 27 Brock 25 12 10 3130134 Western 12 6 6 0 22 24 12 1135159 21 Laurentian 26 10 15 Guelph 12 5 7 0 23 27 10 In Concourse 15 2115180 20 Ryerson 26 9 LAURIER 12 4 8 0 20 29 8 22 2 70187 6 McMaster 26 2 Brock 12 1 11 0 10 33 2

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Laurentian 8, Ryerson 5 Results: Windsor 3, Brock 0 Windsor 6, McMaster 6 Guelph 3, Brock 2 Waterloo 3, McMaster 1 Laurentian 11, Ryerson 5 McMaster 3, LAURIER 0 Waterloo 3, Windsor 0 Last Western 6, Windsor 2 Waterloo 3, Guelph 2 chance before they come in ! McMaster 3, Windsor 2 Windsor 5, Brock 2 McMaster 3, Western 1 J -4-

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Hoopsters

on spree in 107-103 loss

By Brad Lyon

The playoffs are coming, the playoffs are coming! And although the

Golden Hawk Mens' Basketball team is not entering the quarterfinal

in under round on a winning note, they are going the next best

circumstances, having scored over one hundred points in 107-103 loss to

the Windsor Lancers last Wednesday in Windsor.

By reaching the century mark in points scored in one game, the Hawks

that had completed a feat last been matched by a Laurier squad two years

these Lancers. In that ago in a playoff game against same gamethe Hawks

won to advance to the semifinals of the OUAA West Division.

This year's game turned out, unexpectedly, to be Laurier's season

finale. Originally, the Hawks were slated to host the Western Mustangs on

Saturday night, but the poor 'Stangs were scared by the snow and stayed London. will in their stalls in The game not be replayed as its outcome was

meaningless in the final standings.

Against the Lancers, the Hawks adhered to the old adage, "when in

the Rome do as Romans do," playing a wide openoffensive game that has

been the trademark of the Lancers the past few seasons. As coach Chris

Coulthard explained, "We decided to see what would happen if we ran the

ball and then first, played our half-court defence later." The result was an

outcome hardly reminiscent of a defensive struggle.

Laurier took a one point lead into the second half against the host

Lancers, 47-46, in the low-scoring portion of the match. Early in the second

half, Windsor displayed a burst of offensiveness, taking a 10 point lead,

only to see the Hawks claw their way back to a point of equilibrium. To eke

out their four point victory, the Lancers had to rely on the shooting of their

superb guard Scott Thomas, who bucketed three three-pointers in the

final minutesof the that the Hawks had two game. Until juncture, been in

control of the game for the majority of the half.

Tony Marcotullio was simply outstanding for the Hawks on both sides of

33 the ball. He led the team offensively with points, a team high this season, and the first time since a Rob Galikowski effort last season against

Waterloo that Hawk has scored in 30 in a excess of points a game.

Defensively, Marcotullio contributed eight rebounds, second highest on

the evening for the Hawks.

Other high scorers for the Hawks included the Demaree brothers, with

Mike netting 14, and older brother Brian pocketing 13 points. Paul

DeSantis and Mike Alessio each kicked in 11 points in the high scoring affair.

of the The offensive output against one traditionally highest scoring

teams in the OUAA West bodes well for the Hawks as they enter the

the 5-6 playoffs. On season, the Hawks finished with a record, good for a

solid fifth place standing in the perennially tough West Division, and a far

cry better than last season's 1-11 record.

The playoff picture looks like this. On Tuesday, Laurier travelled to

Brock to face the fourth place Badgers in one of the sudden-death quarter-

finals. Other first round match ups saw the second place Western

Mustangs host the upstart Guelph Gryphons, while third place Windsor

Lancers took home court advantage against the Mac Marauders.

All of these matches portend to be close encounters, especially the match Brock/Laurier up. Both teams have split their matches between

each other this season setting up an even game on paper. Coach

Coulthard expressed the team's sentiments going into St. Catherines. "It's

Hawk of the Week Tony Marcotullio soars high above three Guelph defenders in a pre-Reading Week tilt won a good match up. We certainly have no fear going in there. We were

33 the finale have 73-68 by Laurier. The Beal Bomber scored a season high points in season against Windsor last disappointed at not playing Western on Saturday, though. Now we to

Wednesday. Parker wait until Tuesday to see if we can play like we did in Windsor again." Cord photo by Peter

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