VOL. I GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON, D. C, JANUARY 22, 1920 No. 2 MACK SELECTED TO COLUMBIA TEAM 1920 SCHEDULE HEAD YEAR BOOK AT WASHINGTON TO DEBATE HERE Mt. St. Joseph's College March 20 Will Edit College Department of Maryland State College March 24 Noted University to Appeal Mt. St. Mary's College March 26 New Georgetown University University of Vermont March 31 Against Georgetown During Publication. Cornell April 1 Middle of March. Holy Cross ' April 3 Lafayette April 5 The initial contest which the George- Edward Mack, of the Senior class Georgia University April 7 of the College, was elected by his class- College April 8 town debating team will undertake is mates last week to edit that portion of Fordham April 9 to be in the form of a University debate Lehigh April 10 with Columbia, to be held in Gaston the University Year Book which per- Trinity (North Carolina) .April 14 Hall on either March 11 or March 14. tains to activities on the Hilltop. Mack's New York Aggies April 13 election followed the resignation of Joe Tufts (Mass.) April 17 Several interesting subjects for the Mickler, who as editor of both THE Villanova April 22 debate are now under consideration, and Delaware '. ■.i April 23 HOYA and the Journal felt that the the final choice will be announced Navy April 24 through the columns of THE HOYA in added burden of putting out the year North Carolina April 28 book would entail too great a strain on South Carolina , May 1 the near future. his imagination. It is understood also, Washington and Lee May 6 An interesting feature of the affair that Mickler is not leading the class in West Virginia , • May 7 is that it will be a "University Debate." Pittsburgh University May 21 which means that places on the George- studies. Mack was elected by a unani- Johns Hopkins May 22 mous ballot, receiving at the same time Fordham .' May 31 town team will not be limited solely to men in the College, but will be open assurances from his classmates that he AWAY FROM HOME might count on their hearty co-opera- Holy Cross, at Worcester, Mass April 19 to the men in all departments of the tion and support. Lafayette May 25 University. Eddie told a reporter from THE HOYA Princeton May 26 As is the custom, however, competi- New York Aggies May 27 last night of the curious coincidence tive trials for the honors will be held, which had placed him in the job here. and the keen competition is sure to de- Eddie blew in this year from Holy termine the best speakers. Cross, where, it seems, he had been Georgetown is fortunate in having a selected to edit the year book had GEORGETOWN CARRIES HEAVY LIST wealth of material to draw from, for he remained. Having escaped the- posi- in the Law School there are two former tion by his jump shift to Georgetown, OF GAMES WITH LEADING COLLEGES Hilltop men, Callahan and Darby, who he found himself breathing much easier in their Philodemic days were ranked until, like a bolt from the blue, he found Blue and .Gray Nine to Meet Many of the Strongest Teams in with the best college debaters in the himself saddled with the same fate that South and East This Year. East. In the College of Arts and Sciences he had fled Holy Cross to escape. There the most likely contenders at present are is no cause for wonderment here, how- Tilts with Holy Cross, Princeton, calibre. Clyde Engle, formerly of the Bob Riley, President of the Yard; Tom ever, as in the short while he has spent Fordham, Boston College, Lehigh, and Boston Americans, has taken charge of Dean, who needs no introduction to at Georgetown, Mack has proved him- the University of Vermont furnish the athletics at Vermont. Last year from G. U. men; Leo J. Casey, a member of headliners on the 1920 baseball sche- raw material he whipped a team into the Holy Cross team, which debated self a most talented and versatile writer, dule made public for the first time in shape that ranked high among the lead- against Georgetown two years ago; doing valuable work for the Journal and this issue of THE HOYA. Mc- ers, defeating Dartmouth, Harvard, John Jacobs, also a member of that being placed on the staff of THE HOYA Cormick has also arranged contests with Tufts, Boston College, Cornell and team; Jim McCann, a prominent man from the date of that paper's first issue. such strong teams as Cornell, Tufts. others, losing to Holy Cross by a 4-2 in Philodemic circles, and Paul Page, John Hopkins, Georgia University and score after leading the champions, 2-0 who has done some debating for George- The year book this year will be along Washington and Lee. Pitt makes its for seven innings. Engle's club should town in the past. the lines of a University publication, as first appearance on the diamond in four give G. U. a hard battle. Besides these more well known men it is planned to have all departments of years, playing here May 21. Boston College, with the clever Fitz- mentioned, who have already shown the University co-operate in its publica- ■ Holy Cross, awarded the college patrick in the box and Luke Urban on their mettle on the rostrum, there are a the receiving end, will be seen on the host of others of ability in Georgetown tion. In recent years each department championship last year by every repre- sentative paper in the East, and judged Hilltop April 8. B. C. did not suffer which the trials will bring out. has busied itself with the job of getting by experts to be the best college aggre- greatly by graduation losses last June With such favorable augurings for an out its separate book, with the result gation in the country, meets George- and is greatly strengthened, it is report- all-successful season of debating in that a great deal of unnecessary ex- town twice this spring, at Washington ed, by new material. With Jimmy Fitz 1920, a spirit of overconfidence might April 3, and at Worcester, April 19. on the slab a stiff contest is promised. easily pervade G. U, but with as for- pense had to be met and a great deal of The nineteenth is Patriots' Day, a holi- Princeton is met on the 26th away midable an opponent as Columbia such time and effort was wasted. This year day in Massachusetts, and for years from home. The only game with any a spirit would be disastrous. it is planned to bring all departments has been the scene of one of the Pur- of the so-called "Big Three," this con- Columbia, numbering over twenty under one cover, using the title of the ple's heaviest battles, usually with Penn. test will be bitterly fought. thousand students all told, is the larg- Law School's Doomsday Book as the as an opponent. Coach O'Reilly expects April 9th and May 31 are the dates est university in the country, and un- title of the new publication. It is said the hardest tussle of the season with Manager McCormick has given to Ford- doubtedly, with such a legion of men by those in charge that this community the Worcester lads. Victory, however, ham, last year the lone conqueror of to choose from the New York institu- of effort will result in the most hand- would in all probability bring the cov- Holy Cross, and incidentally a victim tion should naturally present a clever some volume seen in many years, and eted, though mythical, championship of the Blue and Gray sluggers. The trio of debaters. that the cost will be even lower than pennant to Georgetown. New Yorkers have lost Frankie Frisch, Then, after the meeting with Colum- that for which the separate department The first real game of the season is now the sensational infielder of the bia, plans are being made here for In- books formerly sold. with the University of Vermont on Giants, but the nucleus of a good team tercollegiate and University debates with In any case, Mack's many friends are March 31. The northern state institu- is left and everything indicates that Tufts and other places of equal note. congratulating him on his well deserved tion is far famed in baseball circles, they will put a fast combination on the All in all, debating is now in full honors, and are looking forward to the producing such men as , field. swing at Georgetown, and though many publication with interest. No more able the veteran of the Cleve- The schedule is so arranged at pres- pretentious opponents are on the sche- man could possibly have been chosen for land team; Reulback, the famous old ent that Georgetown will meet Holy dule for 1920, still, with the array of the job, nor one who could more readily Cub flinger; , the portsider Cross, Lafayette, Georgia University. talent which is already assembled under count on the co-operation of the stu- who starred with the Red Sox back in Boston College, Fordham and Lehigh the banner of the Blue and Gray, dent body. 1912, and several others of big league (Continued on page 6) Georgetown should bow to no one. THE HO Y A HOYA STAFF DINES THE HOYA PRIMER LAW SCHOOL PLANS (With apologies to predecessors in AT ST. MARK'S CAFE BRILLIANT PROM this line.) Journalists Hold Get-Together Harcld A. Blood Heads Commit- Dinner Monday Followed tee for Junior Dance at Natz Weller, who has been taking by Theatre Party. the Washington. special studies at the college since Sep- tember, has taken a position along pub- licity lines at Harrisburg, Pa. Natz THE HOYA staff had a "get-together" The Junior Prom of the Law School has spent the greater part of four years dinner at the St. Mark's Cafe on Fif- will be held at the Washington Hotel on at Georgetown, and would have been teenth street Monday evening. There Monday evening, February 16. Harold graduated this June but for service in were plenty of good things to eat, while A. Blood, chairman of the general com- naval aviation. He intends to' return an orchestra of six pieces served to mittee and his capable assistants, are to Georgetown next fall and be graduat- further enliven the occasion. planning an affair that from all indica- ed with the class of '21. Joe Mickler, editor in chief of tions will rank high among the social Georgetown's new weekly, outlined events of the University. the policy of the paper, and revealed Meredith Reid, '21, left Sunday even- All of the conveniences of the Wash- ing for his home in Pittsburgh, Pa., some glowing plans for the future, while ington have been secured by Captain after being confined to the Providence The French Scholar. Leo Casey, Managing Editor, has a Wolverton, of the Hotel Committee, Hospital for the past three months with Has this Boy swal-lowed a Tack? few words to say on the gathering of who has made special arrangements diptheria and during the subsequent period of convalescence. Reid is still No. He is only swallow-ing his Tongue .the news and the writing of the mater- with the management of the famous ial for future issues. Each member of very weak and will not be able to return Why is he Doing that? Because he is hostelry so that the contemplated large to Georgetown until next fall. A like- .1 French Scholar and he is trying to the staff spoke on his particular de- number of guests can be assured of the able and clever man, his absence will be partment. Pro-nounce "ils vinrent." He is Wish- utmost in service, accommodations and felt at the college. ing that the Boy behind him had the Plans were discussed whereby all the refreshments. schools of the University will be thor- Task to do. He thinks it is all very The fact that Meyer Davis music has Edward Bolger, a member of the Funny. But his time will come. Then oughly represented in order to make Freshman A. B. class, underwent a been secured for the occasion by Chair- serious operation in New York City he will feel Ner-vous and his voice will THE HOYA a Georgetown paper in every Sound Mumbly and Hoarse, too. He man Benton, of the Committee on several days ago. Bolger injured his sense of the word. Joe Hurley, of the Will try to Pass the Buck by saying, I Music, is a guarantee that the program knee in basketball just before the holi- Law School, told of the enthusiasm Don't know. But the Re-lent-less Teach- of the dance will be rendered in a cap- days, but no one thought it serious. It er will say, Try It. with which the paper was being .re- developed into blood poison after a able and artistic fashion. The printed ceived in the graduate departments. short period, and had not the operation dance program, aside from containing been performed when it was, it might After -the dinner the staff took in the a list of the latest dances, has many have meant amputation of the limb. He famous London comedy success, "Tilly unique feautres, and is reported to be is recuperating rapidly and probably will of Bloomsbury," at Poli's. return to school in a few weeks. a decided departure from the ordinary of dance orders. The men at the Law School are mani- Rev. Thomas I. Gasson, who under- CONTEST IS POPULAR. went a minor operation during the holi- festing much interest in the affair and days, is still under care at the hospital. Numerous Entries in Verse Con- with the capable committees working a He received a setback last week when prom worthy of Georgetown is assured. his wound, which was healing nicely, test Testify to Interest. burst open and had to be resewed. He still suffers some pain, but hopes to be The cash awards offered by the Jour- able to return to the school at the be- BANQUET BIG SUCCESS. ginning of the new term. Four other nal for the best verse, as announced in members of the faculty—Father Toohey, THE HOYA last week, have evidently Father Siggins, Father Storck and uncovered a lot of unsuspected talent, Annual New Year Welcome Din- Father Hill have been confined to the The Oral Examiner. not to mention itching palms, through- ner Carried Out in Fine Style. hospital with light cases of the grippe. This is not a Spirit from the Neth- out the school. Numerous contributions er-world. It looks it? An Oral Ex- have been received to date, though a The annual New Year Welcome ban- Among the visitors to the office of am-in-er looks that way to his Victim. hasty perusal of them fails to show quet was held in Ryan Refectory on Assistant Dean Fegan, of the Law The Oral Examiner is a very Cruel that any one effort has a stranglehold Sunday night. The occasion was also School during the past week were Paul person. His pet Tor-ture is Ca-jol-er-y. H. Ray, LL.B., '17, who is now assis- on the old pewter. In fact, there is in celebration of Founder's Day, and a While you are Giving the Right Answer, tant prosecuting attorney of Salt Lake he will say something very Funny. Then reason to think that the real genius of right royal dinner was served in honor City, Utah. Mr. Ray was in Washing- the Whole Class will laugh because thev the College is waiting until the close of of the day. Music by a "jazz" band ton on business with the office of the are trying to get on the Good Side. put the finishing touch to a delightful Alien Property Custodian, Warren W. They are Falsely Supposing there is a the contest, before submitting its efforts. Still, those who have handed in contri- evening. Grimes, LL.B., '13, now with the De- Good Side. Anyhow, you will Finish partment of Justice at New Haven, up by giving the Wrong answer. Be- butions need not lose hope. If nothing This was the Menu de Luxe, to which Conn., and Leo H. Tracy, well remem- sides you will make a Fool of Yourself. better shows up, they win, and that's the students did ample justice: bered by his classmates as the prize- That is what the O. E. wants. It is all there is to that. Soup winning debater of last year, also one of his Best Tricks. A brief summary of the conditions of Curled Celery Almonds Manzarilla dropped in at the office. Olives the contest will not be out of place. Sliced Cold Virginia Ham The verse submitted may be of any Mashed Potatoes Creamed Peas On Sunday afternoon, January 18, a length, providing it meets a minimum of Fillet de Boeuf tea was held at the home of the Gamma six lines. Contributions must be signed Cauliflower Eta Gamma fraternity on Connecticut with a pseudonym of the writer and ac- Raspberry Fruit Punch, a la Maraschino avenue. About fifty couples were in companied by a sealed envelope contain- Mountain Spring Chicken attendance, including many guests from ing the pseudonym as well as the real Pineapple Jelly Asparagus Hollandaise the other Georgetown fraternities. The name of the writer. The contest closes Neapolitan Ice Cream Assorted Cakes affair was a huge success. February 1. The prizes will be a ten- Fresh Fruit dollar gold piece for the best poem and Coffee Bonbons five dollars for the second best poem. Arrangements are being made by Delta Theta Phi for their mid-winter dance, to be held on .Saturday, January 24, at MEET YOU AT THE Established 1861 the fraternity house, on Dupont Circle. New Ebbitt FranKlin $ Co. The Law School debating societies The Cigarette. intend to hold their next prize debate on or about March 3, 1920. The try- Is that a Ci-gar-ette? No; it is the ©pticians outs for the coming debate will take Remains of One. Where Did it come Barber Shop place on the 5th of February, and it is from ? From a little Farm in. Virgin- Kodaks and Supplies anticipated that a large number of con- ia. You thought it was made in Eng- testants will be upon the platform. land? Oh no. It was not even Made B. REFF Developing in the White House. Why is its Re- and mainder so long? Because a Freshman Dr. William Notz, chief of export threw it away to light a New One. The Cleaning and Pressing Printing Trade Division and of the Federal Trade whole thrill of early smoking is the REPAIRING Commission, professor of applied eco- Lighting Up. A lot of Sulphur fumes 1329 F Street, Northwest nomics, lectured to the juniors of the are Consumed in Getting this thrill. college department last week in the ab- 3400 O STREET sence of Father Gasson. THE HOYA

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In the second Prize Debate of the year, (Special to The Hoya.) held at the Law School on Wednesday On Foreign Territory, Jan. 21 (2:30 One of the new wonders of the world en gong. In a chiming twinkle the ball- evening January 14, upon the question, p. m.)—The latest reports from the is an automaton that can do everything bearing rollers are doing 1400 R. P. M. "Resolved, That the Policy of Compul- Army of Visitation state that open war but think. The inventor tells us that without chains. But the old hairless sory Arbitration in all Labor Disputes has been declared upon Georgetown. it has 33,002 wheels and cogs all told. organism of nails and nutpicks was be Adopted by the United States," the The Nut Cracker, the official organ of We trust that the sage scientist has four none too soon, for as he did the Bronze negative side was victorious. the young ladies' institution, has just good strong ones for a baby carriage. Baby Wiggle up the senior corridor, The team from the Senior Society up- *********** gone to press containing a scathing de- the ancient brass kettle on the tower holding the affirmative side of the ques- nunciation of Georgetown men done un- "THE AUTOMAT AT THE BREAKFAST beat nine consecutive pow-wows. And tion was composed of Henry H. Snell- der the personal supervision of the TABLE" : once more old wheels and cogs was ing and John E. O'Neill with Edmond charming editrix of the news sheet. Shoo-fly, we're off in a volcano of safely seated at the sleepers' bench with- F. Maher as alternate, while the repre- 5 :00 p. m.—Kill story on severance of cream o' wheat! ! ! out a meal ticket from the dean's office! sentatives of the Junior Society upon diplomatic relations between Visitation the negative side of the question were IT has been rumored that our gradu- and Georgetown. The charming Miss Clanking loudly, the new Wizard of Edward J. Callahan and Francis W. Campion has denied everything. The Oz canarys his morning ditty entitled: ate manager is anticipating a trip over Cullen with Samuel L. Miller as alter the Western Alumni Local. article referred to is a poem about Raffle, raffle, who gets the stude prune! nate. The faculty prize of $25 was Georgetown men, which is to be pub- After crushing the kernel to absorb awarded to Mr. O'Neill, of the affirma Stop-overs permitted where any lished in the next issue of the Nut the pruine fa new dope) the galvanized tive side and honorable mention be- Cracker. According to the Editrix it wonder laps up a mug of Potomac's Georgetown rabbit crosses the tracks. stowed upon Mr. Cullen, of the nega- "All Aboard"! ! ! Boston to Worces- does the men of the University strict jus- Distilled, emits three metallic clicks tive side. Mr. O'Neill's winning argu- tice. Just what the young lady means, meaning "Groans" in toy talk. True to ter and return via Detroit and way-sta- ments were found in his main speech, tions. however, is still in doubt in the minds the confessions of his maker, when the whereas the rebuttals were marked by of the correspondent. Historians con- the forceful presentation of Mr. Cullen fish is ushered in the aluminum coated The Royal Order of the Golden Bull sulted advocate the suppression of the mummy pushes stop number 20 (Center and the humoroues repartee of Mr. poem. is buttoned to the breast of any "Little Snelling.. market) and from his sparking wireless Cicero" who kisses ta ta to a two by five Little is known of the past of the Nut there flashed a series of SOS's. Hardly slip of the "Green." Music for the occassion was furnished Cracker. The first issue was published an instant later the automaton's tin- by the Law School Orchestra under the during the month of December, 1919. direction of Thomas J. Enright, of the spiked Airedale galloped into the feed The object is to raise funds for the Some claim that it has socialistic ten- class of '21. The quartette, which made bag annex and did the submarine stunt new snowball field, an exclusive corral dencies such as advocating the length- with the odorous mackerel. It was a for the fifth year hang-overs and aged such an admirable impression at the last ening of the Sunday afternoon calling radiant example of harmonic vibrations post-grads who have become too ex- debate, was unable to appear because of hour, abolishing of chaperoues, and so between master and dog. hausted to partake in any of the leath- the illness of Mr. Jerome G. Clifford. forth and so forth. At a recent meeting A very polite move was then execut- erball melees. These boys find infinite The board of judges was composed of of the editorial staff of the Visitation ed by the masterpiece of bolts and nuts. delight in fussing around with the white Hon. Josiah O. Wolcott, U. S. Senator paper, it was voted to seek the co-opera- He hurriedly pressed a napkin to his precipitates. from Delaware; Hon. Constantine J. tion of THE HOYA. The suggestion was thin metallic lips, at the same time run- Smythe, Chief Justice, Court of Appeals, received with great favor by the George- ning up a sign reading: "Excuse to me" We do not wish any of these monkey- District of Columbia; Major General town men. in plain English! glanded Aztecs to smash any windows George Barnett, U. S. M. C. Comman- The poetic efforts of the weaker sex Somewhere from the deep interior of our new senior dormitories—com- dant, U. S. Marine Corps; Hon. Louis will probably receive recognition in some there bellowed forth the peal of a gold- ma—! (Continued on page 6) future issue of THE HOYA. THE H O Y A

food for our self-esteem, which like the W. C. T. U. Hold 'em, Georgetown, 14 POINTS FOR JANUARY 16. poor, we have always with us. hold 'em! But in this workaday world, honeyed But whatever you do, don't give one words won't stave off the printer's bills, red copper cent to the support of that 1. That "Drink to Me Only With nor keep the engraver's wolf from howl- iniquitous, misguided, and wholly ridicu- Thine Eyes" be made the national an- ing around our little home. A student lous enterprise, "the college prohibition them. Published Weekly at from the Law School writes: "I have movement to all countries." Because 2. That all mention of the Bourbon you are just throwing away good money GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, nothing but praise for the new HOYA— kings be expunged from the history nothing but praise!" Shades of the Cir- if you do. You know that. course. Washington, D. C. culation Manager ! Nothing but praise ! 3. That on account of its sorrowful Well, believe me if all those endearing suggestiveness, rye bread be withdrawn young charms that characterize THE THE END OF THE UN- Subscription $3.00 per year. from sale by all bakeries. HOYA are going to elicit nothing but PLEASANTNESS. 4. That hereafter no part of a ship Editor-in-Chief praise from an admiring but supine student body, THE HOYA had better start be referred to as a saloon since such JOSEPH R. MICKLER, JR., '20. work on its own obituary, and there's We forwarded to the manager of reference might easily be calculated to Managing Editor considerably more, truth than poetry in Keith's a marked copy of THE HOYA raise false hopes. LEO J. CASEY, '21. that! last week, but to date he and his have 5. That all bars be immediately re- The College jnen have answered the maintained a stony silence. Not so the moved from harbor entrances, or be Business Manager. appeal for subscriptions in a way that lads who have passed good pewter over designated by some other name. JOSEPH J. GREENLAW, '20. would warm the heart of a polar bear. his front window for years and years. 6. That the word "port" be expunged Georgetown men who have witnessed Advertising Manager They are averaging nearly two subscrip- from all navigation charts and reference tions per man, which is quite as it should the gradual decline in the quality of books. BERNARD L. GROVE, '21. be. But it will require more than moral entertainment which the Mogul has been 7. That the word "still," be expunged Circulation Manager. support from the Law School to get THE dishing out, fairly wept with joy at the from the American language and from ALBERT D. LEARY, '22. HOYA through its first year. Those suggestion that we respect the manage- all dictionaries, and the word "quiet" from that body who have long yearned ment's wishes and stay far, far away substituted. ;i Asst. Circulation Manager for a more perfect union with the rest from that palace of disappointed hopes. 8. That any barber tantalizing a cus- EUGENE P. MCCAHIEL, Law, '22. of the University should readily recog- Of course the management should fret. tomer by using bay rum on his hair be Staff Artist nize in THE HOYA a potent means of The entire Keith staff are now in a po- given ten years. sition to stand back and view with hol- AEERED D.REID, '21. effecting this union. 9. That at all funerals, "wakes," and The College men are two hundred per low, mocking laughter the struggles of the like, the word Bevo be substituted Associate Editors cent subscribers. the simple to obtain seats for what in- for "bier." EDGAR J. MONGAN, '20. Fifty per cent subscribers among the variably proves a mediocre entertain- 10. That Pussyfoot Johnson's sugges- i EDWARD MACK, '20. Law men will make THE HOYA safe. ment. tion be adopted; namely, that the Cold- : JOSEPH L. HURLEY, Law, '20. Will we get them? So, though his cash register tinkles stream Guards be sent from Ireland to ; GLENN V. GOETZ, '21. lustily and the money of trusting citi- mount along the shores of the Brandy- CHARLES F. REGAN, '21. More Pussyfooting. zens slides daily over his front window, wine. JOHN J. LARKIN, JR., '21. never to return in recognizable form, 11. That the burning of alcohol lamps Now that personal liberty is safely, the haughty autocrat has lost the good be prohibited from henceforth in these Reporters it seems, out of the way, and believing will of Georgetown University, which Evaporated States. ANDREW J. SHERIDAN, '22 that there is not a remonstrance left may, or may not, mean anything to him. 12. That all mint be immediately JAMES P. MCGUIRE, '23. in the whole of Young America, comes plowed under and vanilla beans planted BRIAN J. DUCEY, '23. an organization styling itself the Inter- May we call the deportation of the in its stead. ARTHUR W. LYNCH, '22. colleg'.ate Prohibition Association with Reds a lesson in deportment? 13. That no man with the "foot-rail DONALD E. MCGUIRE, '23. what is quite the most ridiculous pro- limp'' be allowed to participate in any JOHN F. DAILEY posal we have seen in lo, these many "Allies grant America only two per athletic contest where his infirmity years. The advent of this Association cent of enemy ships." Newspaper head- might cause public comment. into the fray has provided us with the line. Well, they might have made it 14. That the nine million white aprons heartiest laugh we have had since last two and three-quarters. Americans have and jackets now useless in this country THAT'S THE QUESTION! July, when we bade laughter and lager become used to swallowing that. be sent to the starving Bolsheviks. We have been so busy receiving and a fond farewell. The Intercollegiate Prohibition Asso- answering congratulatory remarks anent ciation, in a circular letter to editors THE HOYA'S supreme goodness that the of college papers all over the country, hour of going to press finds us with the gives out to an admiring public their editorial department as bare as Old purpose of extending "the college pro- hibition movement to all countries." J. Maury Dove Company Mother Hubbard's famous cupboard, They plan a one million dollar expendi- which, be it remembered, failed to fur- ture in Universities of the world which nish even a dried bone for a hungry i is unfortunately to be donated by the pup. To remedy this, and at once, students themselves. This spares us the temptation of sitting down to figure our therefore, let us dedicate our lives and individual share. But they display a our fortunes, all that we are and all pleasing modesty, as we learn on closer that we have, with the pride of those perusal. Says the letter: "It is only who know that the hour has come when expected that three hundred thousand dollars will be given by students, the we are privileged to spend our blood balance to be made up from contribu- and our might for the publication which tions by citizens and friends." has taken our birthright of happiness, Only three hundred thousand will be and the peace which we have treasured. given bv students ! It is to laugh! Since when have college students started pass- Yea, bo! ing out coin of the realm in support of A little hasty calculation reveals that prohibition? Have we not all of us by writing the above paragraph ten times fought prohibition tooth and nail untii we might easily fill the space we have delirium tremens hovered in the offing? Have we not all of us, seeing two rails We have a branch office in your neighborhood for the convenience allotted ourselves for this week. But of brass grow where only one grew be- of our customers where courteous treatment and prompt deliveries shouldering the temptation aside—not fore, have we not sworn there to be without certain poignant regrets—we faithful to good old Father John, aye, are assured. proceed to the business of the moment. even unto death? Shall it be for nought that we have acquired the footrail limp, Which is to pat THE HOYA on its back. the convival elbow, the husky voice and Others have done so, and who has a glassy eye? God save the mark! better right than ourselves? We are assured by the Association PRINCIPAL OFFICE Most of the members of the staff had that on the board of directors of the organization are such well known uni- expected, more or less, to receive some versity leaders as Miss Anna Gordon, 1408 H Street Northwest slight word of praise from their respec- of the W. C. T. U. V. G. Hinshaw. tive and respected parents. From data of the Prohibition Party, and Ernest available at this time of writing, only Cherrington, of the Anti-Saloon League, two men had their hopes realized. And are also prominent leaders, etc., etc. ad the irony of it all is that one of these nauseam. BRANCHES contributed nothing but his name to the Men of Georgetown, if there is any initial issue. red blood left in your veins or any red- PHONE MAIN 4270 Twenty-First and Eye Streets But all this is in a way of speaking, eye in your systems. THE HOYA calls 619 H Street N. E. neither here nor there. What really upon yon to stand firm against the in- Private Branch Exchange Thirty-Second St. and Wise Ave. matters is that many besides ourselves sidious attack of this enemy within our Connecting All Departments have looked upon our work and found gates. The war is actually begun! The 38 E. Street N. E. it good. All manner of praise has drift- first mail that sweeps down from the Fourteenth and Water Sts. S.W. ed in from many quarters. And to those north will bring to our ears the smash- who sent it, we collectively and indi- ing of broken bottles. Already mem- First and M Streets N. E. vidually voice our thanks. Kind words bership blanks are being forwarded to are more than coronets, and are fine all of you desiring active service in the THE H O Y A SHOOTING GALLERY TO BE CONDUCTED Senior Smoke-Stuff HERE SOON; ALSO OUTDOOR RIFLE RANGE Jeremy Klerr Major Hobson Makes Announcement of Interesting Feature of Being a Series of Imaginary Interviews with Certain Seniors R. O. T. C.; May Also be Used by Other University Students

An indoor shooting gallery and an weapons are also to be found in the new JOHNNY McQUADE. of an interview openly, there is no outdoor rifle range are soon to be erect- issue. "Well, Johnny," I said, by way of doubt but that I would have been re- ed at the University. Major Hobson an- Another new feature of the R. O. T. introduction, "what's that you're look- fused. Consequently, therefore, as some nounces through the columns of THE C. is the idea of displaying motion pic- ing at"? Since I had been, in the room would say, I resorted to subterfuge. He HOYA that practice on the indoor course tures in connection with the lectures of he had been busily putting away a lot will not know until he reads this that is to start within a week or so. the commandant. The reels are so se- of loose sheets of printed matter. The what he thought was a pleasant conver- A regular shooting schedule is to be lected that they will tend to make lec- idea that they might pertain to class sation was in all reality an interview. to prepared. Rifle teams which will com- tures more interesting and beneficial to work was hardly plausible and my curi- be placed before the eager public. How pete for the prizes which are to be the members of the unit. They will osity moved me'to comment. angry fie will be! 'Perhaps he will offered the team having the greatest cover thoroughly the workings and uses "Oh, these? Why-er—why these are never speak to me again. t.umber of points to their credit are to of the new equipment and many other just some things." Here's how I did it. As I was walk- be selected from the companies. It is phases of military life. "Yes?" I said. ing down the corridor, I saw that he had the intention of the major to develop a "Why, they're just a set of lessons by some oversight left the door slightly, team of such efficiency as will be able about being a detective," he said, peev- oh ever so slightly, ajar. So in I slipped to compete with any R. O. T. C. organi- ishly. "It's all right, isn't it"? and closed it after me. zation in the East. . Not only is an in- FRESHMAN LAW SMOKER. I hastened to assure him. "It's all "Lend me your Ethics notes, or. I'll door course for gallery practice to be right with me. Let your conscience be scream!" I said. installed, but as soon as the weather He turned to me, smiling broadly. At a regular meeting of the Fresh- your guide. If that sort of stuff appeals permits, work will begin on the con- man Class last week plans for a Fresh- to you, go to it." "Well, well, how goes it"?- struction of an outdoor range. Arrange- And so the interview was under way, man Smoker were discussed. A com- Silence for some moments. ments will be made for the use of ma- mittee will be appointed within a few "What are you going to do when you and he suspected nothing. Truly, I chine guns on the range also. had schemed wisely and well. days. This is the first social effort of get out of this place, Johnny"? I asked. A set of the Special Infantry Equip- the class and the fact that the 1922 "Oh, I've got a number of things I "My Ethics notes? Certainly. Any ment, now being given out by the War time at all. Or better still, if you want numbers 500 students indicate that the can do. Now, if I had a capital of Department, is to be issued Georgetown smoker will be the greatest gathering ten thousand, I'd get up a company and to wait until tomorrow, I'll make you within the next few weeks. This unit a copy. I'm making a carbon copy for in the history of the Law School. The go to Japan. You know the Japanese is to be one of the first in the country date selected is January 31, and the bury the family jewels with the dead. myself, and I might just as well make to be supplied with one. This new out- two copies while I am about it. Shall affair, because of the great number of I thought it would be a pretty good fit consists of many of the weapons guests, will undoubtedly be held in one stunt to go over and dig up some of I"? which were used so effectively by the I nearly bit my tongue off shouting of the largest hotels. Consideration of them. All I need is the capital." infantry in the late war. the formal freshman dance was enter- "Aren't you treasurer of your class"? yes! I had come to scoff. It seemed Very few persons except those who that I was destined to remain to prey. tained for a moment at the meeting, "Yes, but you know how I feel about served in the army have had a chance but the sentiment of the class was that But what was this that Li'l Art was to see these "war necessitated" inven- a thing like that." dragging out? As I hope for salvation, the affair should be held some time "Oh, of course." tions, and even fewer have seen them after Easter. "Besides," he added as a brilliant it was a night shirt, a big white night in operation. Browning automatic rifles thought struck him, "there might not shirt, with tails and everything. And and machine guns, both of which proved be that much in the treasury!" he began to climb into it, there in the so deadly to the Germans, are included little room, before my very eyes. among the equipment. A one-pounder Excerpt from speech at Senior De- "Indeed, no," I agreed. "Find I can work better with it on," He got up suddenly and tiptoed to the and a trench mortar, each of the latest bate of the Law School: ". . . . and door. But there was no one outside, he said, by way of explanation, "it type, are part of the special set. Dummy while I feel sure that there is no need used to belong to my grandfather, and and he resumed his seat. hand and rifle grenades and other such for this, I do believe that it is essential 1" "You never can be too careful," he he was a great worker. It seems to explained. "Besides its become sort of sort of help me out. You know, I be- lieve that there's something in that I" a habit with me." "Do you want to play any more foot- I conceded the point. But time was fleeting, and the question of his future ball"? employment was as much a mystery as "Why, yes, I don't think I'd mind. And every. I did want to play in the Boston Col- ■ "You ought to carry it with you when lege game, only my girl"—he stopped you take up your life work in the great suddenly and bit his lip. But I pre- J. E. DYER & CO. tended to be busy over lighting my big world outside." I said. "It should prove a strong source of inspiration to cigarette, and he proceeded, "—only my you." knee wouldn't let me." ' "Well. I don't know. You see, I had Now I wonder what he meant by hopes of being a Russian dancer, and—" that? I started hastily for the door. ARTHUR HIRST. "Say!" he called after me. "I'll bring It had been my intention to interview those Ethics notes down to you some Art for a long time, but circumstances time tomorrow." had been such that the interview had "No you won't!" I answered over my not yet taken place. The truth is, as shoulder. "You keep away from me! no doubt you know, that Art is a very I'll do my own !" difficult man to interview. His shrink- (EDITOR'S NOTE—This is the second of ing soul shuns the notoriety of the press a series of interviews with the members as indeed it shuns notoriety in every of the Senior Class. The third will ap- form, and had I broached the subject pear next week.) Commission Merchants NEW LAW CLUB. SENIOR TEA DANCE.

The Law School has again come to Saturday afternoon in the small ball- the front with a new club, and contrary room of the New Willard Georgetown's to the usual college clubs this organiza- Senior Class held a most enjoyable and tion was founded principally for the successful dansant. Meyer Davis' or- purpose of systematic study. The "New chestra furnished the music for about Wholesale Provisions York Law Club, of Georgetown Uni- ninety couples. Those present were un- versity," held its first meeting Monday stinting in their praise for Chairman evening, January 12, at which time the Donovan and his committee, who staged following officers were elected ; William the affair on a week's notice. L. Clay, president; Harry Kirby, vice president; Russell M. Brown, secretary ; To flunk or not to flunk—that's the Harry Whalen, Treasurer; George condition. Knepper, sergeant-at-arms. Meetings of this society will be held The new census will probably show every Monday evening immediately after that New York has become the prom- class. Questions bearing on the New ised land. York Statutes and Code will be dis- cussed at each session with a view to the Wonder how long Rip Van Winkle better preparation of the members for would have slept if he tried to get a the New York Bar examination. phone number in Washington these days. 3330 M Street Northwest Attention Williams S. Page! ! ! !— We certainly must have a picnic Away to the woods and shoot us a Washington, D. C. grounds for the boys who fling the clearing! Boom—boom—bang— "That frozen pellets during the weary winter gun got its man"—leaving only the months. three trees, there, there and there ! ! ! ! THE HO Y A Basketball Team Makes Clean Sweep, Defeating Delaware, Conquerors of Navy

FIVE HUMBLES FAST STUDENTS URGE DELAWARE TEAM CLASS BASKETBALL Conquerors of Navy Bow to Blue Days of Old Recalled by Writers and Gray in Spirited Battle Who Recommend Action Tuesday. Immediately. The Delaware College basketball team, the conqueror of Navy, Stevens, Lafay- Inquiries have been received by THE ette and others, fell before Georgetown HOYA regarding the absence of class in a slashing game Tuesday evening in basketball this year. In past years, in- Ryan Gym to the tune of 40 to 26. The terclass basketball furnished some red contest was a stiff battle from start to hot clashes and at times threaened to finish, the Hilltoppers leading at the end eclipse the varsity in point of interest. of the first half, 19-13. The final period, As far as can be learned by THE however, saw the Blue and Gray ma- HOYA the fault lies with the presidents chine, with Flavin leading the attack, of the classes, or with the Student sweep the previously undefeated visi- Council for not suggesting the matter tors off their feet. Harry Sullivan, of to the class heads. Without doubt the football fame, played his first game of .managers of the class teams, if there the season, taking the place of Flavin were any such officials, would receive at forward who was shifted to fill the hearty co-operation from the varsity gap caused by the illness of Joe O'Con- manager, Mr. McCarthy. nel, varsity center. The little end put The senior class has promised THE up a fast game. HOYA to rally the Old Guard and make The game was the fastest played things interesting for the underclass- here this winter. The visitors through- men. Derivaux will probably captain out the contest displayed plenty of the the team which should prove to be a fight that carried them to victory over fast combination. The Juniors have plenty of material, Navy and other strong teams, but at no THB VARSITY FIVE time were they dangerous. The guard- the sophomore class could easily pick a ing of Lonshak was phenomenal. The good five, while the frosh, after so dras- little fellow was all over the floor, G. U. QUINTET GEORGETOWN WINS tically defeating the sophs on the grid- breaking up play after play. Zazalli iron are overbubbling with confidence, proved an able running mate for Long- WINS ANOTHER FROM ST. JOHN'S, 40-4 some of them already asserting, that a shak, while Captain Fees played his us- 1923 basketball team would be a world- ual consistent game. Carter and Mc- Five From Camp Humphreys is Visitors' Only Points Come on beater. Laughlin played well for Delaware. Latest Victim of Hilltoppers Tosses from Foul Line. The college asks for interclass basket- The largest crowd of the year wit- Fast Playing. ball as it was of old at Georgetown. nessed the game. The summary: Flavin Stars. Correspondent after correspondent has bemoaned the fact that the various Georgetown Delaware In the fastest and best played game Fees L. F Alexander On January 14, the undefeated G. U. classes seem to be lyng in a slough of staged in the Ryan gymnasium this sea- quintet swung into action again after lethargy. They advocate immediate ac- Hart R. F G. Carter son, Georgetown defeated the Camp Flavin Center •McLaughlin the holiday lay-off and easily defeated tion on the part of the class presidents. Humphreys team last Saturday by a St. John's College, of Annapolis, in Zazalli R. G Willis score of 39 to 21. The Hilltoppers Longshak L. G B. Carter the Ryan gym by a score of 40 to 4. started things moving when, fifteen sec- The game started off as though it GEORGETOWN CARRIES Final score—Georgetown, 40; Dela- onds after the first whistle, Zazzali ware, 26. might prove interesting, but after a few caged a remarkable shot from the side HEAVY LIST OF GAMES Substitutions—Sullivan for Hart, Car- moments St. John's was helpless before of the court. A few minutes later the Georgetown's passing and shooting, ney for Sullivan, Wirts for Flavin. officers followed suit, and then the bat- WITH LEADING COLLEGES Keefe for B. Carter, Rothrock for Wil- which, however, was not up to the usual tle began in earnest, and at many stages Blue and Gray standard. (Continued from page 1) lis, Tooms for G. Carter. Baskets— of the fray it looked more like a foot- Flavin, 8 ; Fees, 3 ; Zazalli, 3 ; Longshak, Several times the St. John's tossers ball than a basketball game. The fury got started well down the court, but in the space of a week, carrying what 3; Alexander, 3; McLaughlin, 3; G. of the conflict, in no part of the game, is probably the heaviest list of games Carter; '1; B. Carter, 1; Rothrock, 1 sensational guarding by Zazzali and dwindled, and the referee was kept Lonchak prevented them from scoring played by any college in the country. Fouls—G. Carter, 8; Fees, 6. Referee busy dealing out fouls, both personal Manager McCormick's "easier" contests Mr. Cauliflower. Scorer, Mr. Welch. a field goal. All their four points and technical, Niles being put out on were scored on free throws from the are by no means games that can be won Timer, Mr. Burkard. Time of halves. four personals in the second half. in a walk-away. The present schedule 20 minutes. foul line. Although the game was, on the whole, Jack Flavin led in individual scoring also, is only a tentative one with many exceptionally well played from begin- with seven baskets caged, and also did games yet to be added. From the pres- GEORGETOWN DOES ning to end, Georgetown forefeited a good work breaking up the visitors' ent outlook Georgetown will carry a list number of points by being unable to passing. For St. John's, Captain Batty of games against strong enough aggre- LITTLE IN MEET hold the ball and missing a large num- played a fast game. The summary: gations to mean the college champion- ber of easy shots. Camp Humphreys' ship if victory follows the Blue and Sho.rt Time for Training and Georgetown St. Johns Gray standard. principal weakness, in the first half, lay Flavin R. F Totterdale Handicaps Prove Disastrous. in the fact that rather than trying to Fees L. F Spellman work the ball up near the basket, long In the first indoor meet of the seas O'Connell C Knighton From the showing of the basketball pot shots were attempted, with the usual Zazzali R. G Vanfield team and the promising outlook for a on Saturday at Buffalo, the Georgetown disasterous result. In the second half relay team ran second to an all-Buffalo Lonchak L. G Batty strong nine there is no reason why this the ball seemed forgotten, and the offi- Final score—G. U., 40; St. John's, 4. cannot be "clean-up" year with Navy. team, Hobart College finishing up in cers devoted most of their time to play- the rear. LeGendre, Auray, McDon- Substitutions—Voelcker for Totter- The clean-cut football victory can be fol- ing their man. dale ; Ridgely for Voelcker; Hart for lowed by the same results on the court ough and Griffith made up the Univers- Fees played his customary stellar game ity relay team. LeGendre, the penta- Lonchak; Carney for O'Connell. and on the diamond. and Zazzali, by his extremely fast work Baskets—Flavin, 7; Fees, 6; O'Con- thalon champion, was neatly "boxed as a roving guard, aided greatly in the in the race, neither of the two opposing nell, 2; Lonchak, 2; Zazzali, 1; Hart. 1. Hilltoppers' victory. For the opponents, Fouls—Fees, 2 out of 4; Batty, 4 out teams daring to allow him an opportun- Shrader exhibited remarkable ability, of 8. When You Patronize Our Advertisers ity to show his championship qualities. caging many difficult shots. In the 220-yard dash the Georgetown Referee — Mr. Cauliflower. Score- entries started from scratch with some The summary: keeper, Mr. Conway. Timer. Mr. Burk- Mention THE HOYA hardt. Time of halves. 20 minutes. of the runners having more than a 10- Georgetown Camp Humphreys yard handicap. Fees R- F Shrader In the mile, Connolly, running scratch, flavin L. F Britton O'NEILL WINS PRIZE A. G. SPALDING ® BROS. in trying to overtake runners with more O Connell C Vidal IN BIG LAW DEBATE than a hundred yards handicap, winded ZazzalH R. G McKee (Continued from page 3) himself and was unable to finish the Longshak L. G Niles ATHLETIC GOODS race. During the third lap he led the Brownlow, Commissioner, District of Everything Every . field. Goals from floor—Fees, 4; Flavin, 3; Columbia, and Hon. John C. Scofield O'Connell, 2; Zazzalli, 4; Longshak' %■ for Coach O'Reilly said yesterday that he Assistant and Chief Clerk, War Depart- Sport Shrader, 2; Britton, Vidal, 2. Goals ment. was not at all disappointed with the from foul—Fees, 8 out of 11; Shrader, 613 14th St. N. W. Washington, D. C. showing of his lads considering the lit- The Debate was presided over by Joel 12 out of 14. Substitutions—Deitrich tle training they have had. Mr. O'Reilly B. Eggleston, president of the Junior Telephone 9956 for Niles. Referee, Mr. Cauliflower Debating Society. The reception com- Intends these smaller meets to be sort Inner, Mr. Welch. Scorer, Mr. Mc- of preliminaries for the big college mittee consisted of James A. Dunn D. N. WALFORD Quade. Time of periods, IS minutes. events that occur in the next two chairman ; Joseph L. Hurlev, Eugene P SPORTING AND ATHLETIC GOODS months. Within the next few weeks McCahill. Lieut. Col. J. E. Davis, Harold Fine Cutlery, Guns and Rifles Blood, Charles L. Carson, Robert A he predicts,-all of his runners will be Resignations will Kokaks and Photo Supplies showing true to color. soon be the new, Burns, brank D. Anderson and Thomas minor sport. I F. Cullen. OOO Pennsylvania Avenue -■:..- . ■:■ ■

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Bits of Blue and Gray By Scribe Georgetown Law School GEORGE E. HAMILTON, L. L. D., Dean It's a real baseball schedule that Man- Jimmy Buckley isn't satisfied nowadays ager McCormick has arranged. When with winning laurels on the athletic field the rest of the games are announced it but has been gathering a few honors in will be seen that Georgetown carries as social circles. Last Saturday evening 3 year course leading to the degree of L. L. B. heavy a schedule as any college team in saw friend Jimmy cavorting over the the country. polished floor of the Chevy Chase ball- 1 year course post-graduate leading to the degree * * * room with a fair young damsel while Five games and probably six, at least giggling debutantes and envious males of L. L. M. one a week this spring, will mean that watched the Georgetown football star Coach O'Reilly will have to look well to capture first prize in an elimination "his pitching staff. With Sam Hyman dancing contest. According to all re- and Zazzali, last year's first-string hurl- ports, "Buck" occupied the center of ers; McCormick, the old University of the floor for fifteen minutes and only a Vermont star, and Reynolds, the St. strike on the part of the orchestra pre- Anselm wonder, in condition, John vented him from demonstrating his New schedule of classes beginning should not have to worry. ability to the admiring throng until the wee, small hours. Anyhow, there was a It is with great satisfaction that we prize attached to the honor in the shape February 2, 1920 note the baseball contests with Holy of a ribboned coat hanger. Jimmy is Cross. The New England college last naturally a bit bashful and modest in 5.10 P. M. to 7 P. M. year claimed the championship of the referring to his latest accomplishment, country, winning 22 out of 23 games. but has practically promised Graduate Georgetown won 21 out of 22 contests, Manager Cox to donate his prize to the defeating Fordham, the conqueror of University trophy room. Holy Cross. With those figures, just how would you figure out last year's championship? But let talk go and Georgetown this spring seems woe- Second Semester opens February 2, 1 920. action decide. Two victories this spring fully lacking in weight men. There will make up for a thousand yesterdays. is no reason for this deficiency as there * * . * are a number of men here who, with a little training, might star in throwing In handily defeating the Gonzaga the hammer or putting the shot. Coach For information or catalogue, address quintet the sub-freshmen basketballers O'Reilly will give new men every con- have placed themselves in an excellent sideration and urges them to report for position to annex another District scho- practice. The Dean lastic title. Last' fall they were the undisputed gridiron champions of the Georgetown Law School District of Columbia. "Mickey" O'Lone, - The opening of the indoor track sea- a brother of Captain Bob O'Lone, of son at Buffalo last Saturday wasn't as 6th and E Streets N. W. the Varsity team of 1918, holds down auspicious for Georgetown as we might a forward position. Not only his per- have wished it. None of the men did Washington, D. C. sonal appearance, but his style of play .anything particularly startling, but with is very similar to his big brother's. their limited amount of training no one Captain Bill Dudack, who coaches the looked for them to smash the records. five, is very proud of his youngsters, A week or two of intensive training, and insists that they would give the however, and Georgetown will come in- Varsity a good battle. In February the to her own. The reputation of LeGen- sub-freshmen tossers have a game dre had preceded him at Buffalo, and scheduled in Philadelphia with St. Jo- he was greatly handicapped in the seph's of that city. events he entered. Georgetown Emblems and Supplies Attention Alumni! PHOTOGRAPHS of the various Athletic Teams, a wonderful line of Pen- Banquet of tha National Alumni nants, Pillows, Fobs, Rings Association will be held in Wash- and Stationery. In fact the Official Headquarters for all ington February 1 8, 1 920. :: Georgetown Supplies. Make it the besl and biggesT: Georgetown Banquet in history. "Sorry, I am engaged for the even1 ing of February 1 8th;" should be the answer to every other request for that night. :: :: ::

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GLEE CLUB. Droppe—How did you make out in the exam ? Dedde—Oh, like Bevo. I haven't any Owing to the pressure of examina- kick. tions, the Glee Club and orchestra have not been called together since the holi- She (coyly)—I've been cold all day. How about days. The Director, however, is plan- He (simply)—Do you want me to go ning to start rehearsals for another con- down and fix the furnace? cert when the new term begins. Some difficulty has been encountered in securing an accompanist for the sing- I do not know the name of that An Extra Subscription ers, and also a convenient practice hour, branch of knowledge which is worth but it is hoped that these matters will acquiring at the price of a brain fever. be adjusted in time to commence re- —Stevenson. hearsals as planned. to the HOYA A man's limitations are not the things that he would do if he could; they are THE WEEK'S BEST POEM. the things that he could do if he would.

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