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Unfamiliar History: Canada @ 150 From the files of Earle Gray Unfamiliar history Canada @ 150 2 All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in any material form (including storing in any medium by electronic means and whether or not transiently or incidentally to some other use of this publication) without the written permission of the publisher and copyright holder, except in accordance with provisions of the Copyright Act. Application for the publisher’s and copyright holder’s written permission to reproduce any part of this publication should be addressed to the publisher. Warning: The doing of an unauthorized act in relation to a copyrighted work may result in a civil claim for damages and criminal prosecution. Published by Civil Sector Press Box 86, Station C Toronto, Ontario M61 3M7 Canada Telephone: 416-345-9403. Fax: 416-345-9403 Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication Gray, Earle, 1931-, author (Unfamiliar history : Canada @ 150 / Earle Gray. ISBN 978-1-927375-44-0 (PDF) ISBN 978-1-9273-45-7 (ePUB) ººººººººº 1.ºCanada—History—Anecdotes.º 2.ºCanada—History— (Miscellanea.º I.ºTitle. FC176.G7395 2017ºº ºººººººººº971.002ººººººººººººº C2017-900661-4 copyright © Earle Gray 2017 3 To Desmond Morton, for encouragment and inspiration. “The night is far spent, the day is at hand... let us put on the armour of light.” King James Bible, Romans xiii:12. 4 Author’s books Impact of Oil: Developing Canda’s Oil Resources. The Great Canadian Oil Patch. The Great Uranium Cartel. Free Trade, Free Canada (editor, lead contributor.) Wildcatters: The Story of Pacific Petroleums and Westcoast Transmission. Super Pipe. Forty Years in the Public Interest: A History of the Na- tional Energy Board. How to Make a Dynamite Speech. The Great Canadian Oil Patch, second edition. The Petroleum Era from Birth to Peak. Ontario’s Petroleum Legacy; The birth, evolution and challenges of a global industry. About Canada: “My God, this is a great country,” Anthologies. A little book about Love. A little book about friends. A little book about life. 5 CONTENTS Mounties’ pain killer-88. Sober Macdonald or drunk Darwin’s missing link dis- reporter?-90. Teetotallers covered in Ontario-12. curb booze-92.// Indians Wolfe loses Canada on ask protection -97. Crime, Plains of Abraham-23. sex, adultery fill immoral Britain wins Canada in At- theatre-101. Woman lantic naval battle-43. preacher silenced-103. Myth of Wolfe -47. Holy Sodom and Gomorrah in urine cure-50. Regulated Old Toronto-104. Rowboat life in Old York-52. Peas- romance-105. Dead ani- ants don’t doff hat in mals, manure litter doomed democracy-54. / Toronto water-106. Killer Law and order 1822- cholera enters North Amer- 1967. You could be ica at Quebec-107. 20,000 hanged for stealing tur- Irish famine refugees die in nips-60. Lament for Canada-120. Girls want hanged 17-year-old mur- leap year every year-142. derer-66. Grim hangings Bloomers ignite a fit of mi- fascinate morbid female sogyny-143. Fatal blast fans-67. Debtors can keep dampens vile Compact sheep, hog, stove and fire- meeting-145. Militia offic- wood-69. Death penalty ers may be safely laughed abolished-71. // Ship- at-146. More papers than wrecked cannibals-77. people in 1836 Upper Can- God’s profaners suffer fa- ada-148. Dangerous lamp tal Sunday accidents-81. fuel kills 50 in Quebec the- Teach Scots to read their atre fire-151. Victoria’s Bibles-82. /Booze 1829- capital secret-153. 1920. When children Victoria insulted-156. drank whisky at breakfast- Transcontinental railroad 84. New house goes up as race-158. Uproar as U.S. whisky goes down-88. The seeks “fugitive slave”-161. 6 A cold welcome for run- blows a trans-Atlantic bal- away U.S. slaves-165. loon-206. The light of the Quebecers cling to the soil- Great Lone Land-208. In- 166. Police raid stops big dian woman’s incredible dog fight-167. Grave rob- 10-day winter walk-210. bing medical students-169. Real women better than Should convict labour be “old lady” Senators-211. abolished?-173. 7-day Sam Hughes doesn’t want work week just isn’t Chris- Britain’s fallen women tian-174. Business fears here-213. Vancouver ris- eight-hour work day-176. / es from the ashes of its New Canadians. Work great fire-215. Boys as hard or stay home-178. young as eight toil in coal Shelter at police station- mines-221. Chinese mas- 179. Land of opportunity sacre attempt-223. Lone- for sober hard workers- some life of a prairie mis- 180. Shiploads of new Ca- sionary-224. Last of the nadians-183. Those set- saddleback preachers-226. tlers in sheepskin coats- Life in the public library- 184. // Lonesome gold 228. Tumbleweeds-233. miners pine for preachers- Kayoed by a blizzard-235. 187. They tote guns in What good girls must do- Victoria-188. Doff hat to 237. The stink of dirty honour dead-189. Bank money-238. First woman robbers try to rope Cana- lawyer trumps misogy- da in U.S. Civil War-190. nists-239. Mackenzie The first Canada Day-194. guards the public treasury- Great Imperial Rowing 244. Ban the loving cup- Race leaves Canada chop 245. Sad decline of little fallen-201. Hanlan hot towns-246. Angel ushers dogs it to world rowing ti- fluster papa, needle mama- tle-203. Wart off the lap of 249. Fox hunting on the luxury-205. Barnum Saskatchewan prairie-251. 7 Troubles with the Loyal dier-304 // Postal workers Orange Order-253. Tra- toil all night Christmas eve- vails of Yukon travel-260. 306. Inflation soars after Scandal. Lady Aberdeen World War I-307. Storing drinks tea with servants- car for winter-309. Call to 263. Joyous death of Sun- cover up bare-naked day blue laws-267. knees-311. Toronto Star Barnardo’s waifs in Britain spreads bigotry, misogyny and Canada-269. Dawson -313. Flour sack dresses Nuggets epic Stanley Cup popular in Great Depres- journey-271. The White- sion years-316. capping heroes of Wheatly- Mussolini’s mouthpiece- 274. Billiards keep the 318. Scandals and chari- upper class boys at home- ty of Aimee Semple 277. Modern times on McPherson-319. Foreign Ontario farms, 1907-279. titles laughed to death in Disease, chickens and fleas Parliament-324. Canada’s in Toronto slum houses- father of modern human 282. 62 killed in Rogers rights-327. When logging Pass railroad avalanche- life was work and whisky- 285. Shotgun wedding of 331. When real estate bub- an 83-year-old man-289. bles burst-336. Gentlemen Flowers for factory girls prefer bonds: 1929 stock and street urchins-290. / market crash-340. World War I Busy Bug- SOME BIG STUFF. Open- ger Billy Bishop and the air ing the Northwest Passage, aces who shot down the 342-373. Free trade, 374- Red Baron-293. Wartime 405. How Canada created Christmas, the saddest of the oil industry, 407-450. all-299. Conscription trig- Canada’s leads role in In- gers riot and attempted ternational Criminal Court, murder-302. The long od- 451-459. Great Uranium yssey of the Unknown Sol- Cartel, 460-482. 8 PREFACE Is there anywhere on the face of the earth a country as fortunate as Canada? As we celebrate our country’s 150th anniversary, it hardly seems feasible. Europe is riven by economic distress, xenophobia, racial and ethnic tensions, and the rise of autocratic governments—echoes of conditions that gave rise to fascism in the 1930s. The Middle East is awash with the blood of genocide. Russia is under the heels of a tyrant, guilty of war crimes in arming his ally Bashar al-Assad in the slaughter of Syria. Refugees are streaming out of Africa, impelled by hunger from global-warming drought, petty tyrants and assorted terrorists. China, with its its oppressive dictatorship, will soon be the world’s largest and most powerful economy. “Nationalism is on the march across the Western World, feeding on the terrors it seeks to inflame,” J.K. Rowling wrote in a fit of non-fiction, on the eve of this year’s U.S. election of a president she calls “a man who is fascist in all but name.”1 Deep animosities and too many voters too ready to believe incredulous lies and fake news such as the claim that Hillary Clinton “ran a child sex ring out of a pizza parlour,” add to factors poisoning American democracy. Canada stands out as one of the few islands of vibrant democracy. It is “today the most successful pluralist society on the face of the globe,” claims Prince Karim Aga Khan IV, spiritual leader and co-founder, in partnership with the Government of Canada, of the Ottawa-based Global Centre for Pluralism. 9 We have much to celebrate—but no room for complacency and enough cause for humility. We have a history to be proud of but we must also acknowledge the bigotry, racism, and other flaws that have blotted some of it. Our democratic institutions are as robust as the best in the world and we are a peaceful and generous people—but we cannot be blind to stains of bigotry, racism, greed, and ruthlessmess. A word about Unfamiliar History. It is really not a proper history. It is an assemblage of items I’ve collected over decades—most of which I’ve annotated—and items I’ve written during a writing life that spans more than six- and-half decades. It does not completely ignore a major section of my corpus, when I was editor of Canada’s leading petroleum industry trade journal, although the great bulk of it comes from elsewhere.