news in brief trinit SCHOLARS’ DEMANDS Trinity Scholars are demanding an increase in their grant, parking Unh,ersitf s Undergraduate Newspaper permits for all Scholars and the right to borrow books from the Dublin, Thursday, 24th November~ 1966 Vol. XIV, No. 5 Price Fourpence Library. These demands were formulated j ¯ at a recent Committee meeting. T PHIL McMASTER Said Secretary Mary Bourke, nmty Scholar in Legal Science: " Our awards should be raised to take account of the recent increase in fees. At the moment also, only resident scholars have parking librarian permits. We believe that all Scholars should have them. Finally, we would like ourselves to be in the same position as the staff leaves {or with regard to borrowing books."

ELIZ THROUGH Through to the semi-finals of Coleraine the Irish Times Debating Cham- pionships are June Rodgers and ! Mr. F. J. Hurst, Trinity’s Rosamund Mitchell, the team from Librarian, is leaving to take up a the Eliz. They came first speak- U~ post as Librarian of the new ing on the motion, "That Beauty N University of Coleraine in is no Excuse," last Saturday in Northern Ireland. Cork. Two teams from the Hist Mr. Hurst, who was appointed are also still in the competition. ~ College Librarian in February, si~ 1965, had been Deputy Librarian S.R.C. TRAVELLERS ~t since 1958. He has been largely Just back from Montreal is responsible for carrying out the new S.R.C. External Officer Sean extension scheme, which is almost Morrow. He was representing the ( completed. College at a seminar on militarism. ka Commenting on his reasons for 11.50 a.m., Monday morning, Tony Lowes, Editor of Icarus, argues in vain with a College Porter. i~ leaving, Mr. Hurst said: "Hav- Meanwhile, Ivan Crosby, S.R.C. 01~ing had a bash at running the Committee member, is off to the it i Ruhr University of Bochum for a oldest university library in Ireland, seminar on "The University To- tt~ it is a genuine challenge to be asked to run the newest, to set up day." Both trips were paid for by I~i a library from scratch. There will the organisers of the seminars. ttl be no students until 1968, and so Icarus" the full story it will give one a chance to put PHIL PRESIDENCY into practice fully one’s own ideas, Two candidates are standing for do which, to some extent, one can’t the vacant Presidency of the Phil. do within an already existing ARTICLE "HAS NO RESPECT FOR These are Gordon Ledbetter, last structure. The new re-organisation year’s defeated candidat% and scheme in Trinity is working Stephen White, ex-President of the reasonably well, given budgetary ANYTHING" S.R.C. Said acting- President limitations. I hope to be in Norman Glass : "The result of the Coleraine by April, but I leave election will be announced on the Trinity with genuine regret." By John Armstrong 1st of December.

BOOKS STOLEN " ICARUS," Trinity’s tri-annual literary magazine, will not be on sale to the public this College authorities are in- Rare books term. Four hundred copies of the magazine were seized by the porters at Front Gate creasingly concerned about the last Monday just as they were about to be sold. The porters were acting on the instructions large number of books being stolen of Brendan Kennelly, Junior Lecturer in English and Chairman of the editorial board of or borrowed from the open shelves. removed Mr. Dieneman, Deputy Librarian, " Icarus." ili¸ At 11.50 a.m. on Monday Kennelly had finished his lecture, said: "In the new buildings we find the right path for creative would like to have controls of :j morning, Tony Lowes, editor of but as he himself said, "The works to follow. No reader is from danger Icarus, arrived at Front Gate some sort. There are many whole affair is news to me." The omnipotent; if he wishes one systems we could use, including a carrying a table and about twenty Board had obviously nothing to do attempt suppressed, he is in selective impregnation of books About 150,000 books from the copies of the magazine. He with the decision. The sole pur- danger of suppressing the one path Library have become inaccessible set up shop immediately beside the with a radio-active or magnetic chased copy was impounded by the in a hundred." substance as in the so-called Green E~t to students following the dis- Arts notice board. Only one Secretary until the situation was Lowes feels that it was un- dad covery that the woodwork in the student had time to buy a copy made clear by Mr. Kennelly. reasonable of Mr. Kennelly to act Wand method." bookEast Pavilion is infested with before the porters swooped down After his lecture, Mr. Kennelly as he did without having even read Ix e,death-watch beetle. Few of these and after a short exchange with said "Icarus is not banned." He his story beforehand. Apparently so a’books, however, are considered to Mr. Lowes, bore away their booty refused to say anything else until Mr. Keunelly had been fore- Iml be esssntial to the normal student, to the lodge. Brendan Kennelly, he had seen the Secretary. After warned by Bruce Arnold, a past fff so as yet little inconvenience has who had been wandering around he had seen the Secretary he de- editor of Icarus, that it was of a been caused. the front porch, then rushed off to cided that Icarus had never in fact dangerous nature. He had then im- ’¯ i~i After the discovery that many of his lecture in the Chemistry been on sale. However, on Monday posed his ban after only a cursory the beams in the East Pavilion Theatre. morning Tony Lowes had posted glance at the article. Lowes him- were almost completely rotten, the i:i; When Mr. Kennelly had gone, off about forty copies to sub- self says, "I was deeply disturbed AT ALL TIMES m~l books from all four floors were Lowes went over to the porters’ scribers in the British Isles. Since that Bruce Arnold, after promising t~t removed. In the normal course of lodge and inquired under whose Monday was the official publica- me that he would keep this strictly ." iI~ events the transfer would have authority it has been withdrawn delql tion date, and since these copies confidential, told Brendan Ken- taken six weeks, but the situation from sale. The porters themselves were sent off before Mr. Kennelly nelly." Arnold denies making any l.ibnlwas further complicated by the seemed very confused, so the TOP READERS he’ll imposed his ban, nobody seems to such promise. He said that Lowes delay in the completion of the New Chief Steward decided to go and know what is going to happen to asked him his advice and that he havc’i b0x~’Library, which resulted in there see the Secretary, to find out if them. strongly advised him to withdraw undt!being no storage space. The books the Board of Trinity had anything The piece in Icarus to which the magazine--similar advice was have, therefore, been put away in to do with the decision. With him N~r. Kennelly took exception was given to him by Brendan Kennelly. PEOPLE tf~ boxes and are not liable to be out went the student who had bought a short story by Lowes. Mr. Lowes continued: "I was more Di~ until next March. his copy before the rape. By this Kennelly found this to be "’ not disturbed that Keunelly would re- su~ Commenting on the situation, time the Daily Mirror were on the only badly written but also com- move a magazine without having boot the Deputy Librarian, Mr. ’phone and a photographer was pletely destructive in its ideas. It read it. I think his action was a HODGES FIGGIS he ~ Dieneman, said : " The Library busy taking pictures of Lowes. had no respect for anything." courageous one because he is going staff regret this very much. If a him’ing~ "I was prepared for a violent re- Lowes, however, believes, as he to lose a lot of public sympathy, and’Ibook is absolutely vital to a student action, but I certainly had no idea said in the editorial, that " It is but I sincerely believe that for him - he can press his case, with a cover- that there would be such quick and very difficult to judge literature to decide what should or what ) ii " ing note from his tutor or lecturer, incredible action," said Lowes. that is beyond the Pale at any should not be read shows an over- and we will do our best to help The Secretary decided that time. Ninety-nine wrong turns will inflated view of his own merits." ,’i? him." nothing should be done until Mr. be taken by writers in trying to (Continued on page 3) /.

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trinity news How to get your date i S

Editor : Sean Waln~ley by computer Assistant Editor : Tim Cullen Editorial Board : Charles Dutton, Norman Glass, Mike Heney, Bob Whiteside, PHIL McMASTER Pepeta Harrison, Jenny Storey. HAVE you ever wondered with whom you are most compatible? fashi Business Board : Have you ever wished that you ++?~’+ John Armstrong (Advertising Hanager) ; Andy Veitch (Promotion); P+~++:~+++ :5 .... + mur3 could go out with someone who broa Gordon Hilne (Treasurer). :,:~+~(: ....+::>: :: ,4::.:+: , ++:: really shared your interest in the +i+++++q : : ...... :+++ Photo Editors : breeding habits of the testse fly, ~!+ ++!2 + + +~Y++% ...... +~b + mus and not just pretended to? Bored Hike Welch, Robert Bolam :..+..:.~ ~ ...+~+z@+~ +::+M+~:.:*+.:~m: :-+.. .-.+^ : ...... :. :: over of your parochial friends, have :+++:;+++++++~?+p :. ++;::::++~, ...... that you longed to meet someone new a Zen Buddhist or a bearded Irela 1carus Vietnik? /!¯:+ ::: ...... Tt In the United States computer dent dating is beginning to be taken descr The ICARUS affair need’ not, and should not have occurred. seriously and automation is affect- ing i Weeks of effort and energy devoted to the production of Trinity’s ing matchmaking and dating. his , only surviving literary magazine were stifled by one short, bungled Since 1964 thousands of students recen piece of censorship. But if it was bungled, it was also inevitable across the country have partici- small the article by ICARUS’ editor, Tony Lowes, gave no censor, Irish or pated in this latest craze, and there m0Hr British, any choice. is even talk of bringing it to high Sho~ Whatever the banning of ICARUS brings to the letters columns school level. Compatibility Re- was : of the ’IRISH TIHES’, on the subject of pornography and literary search ("Operation Match ")and peop] merit, there is no escaping a few basic points about this pathetic Contact, the two largest computer abom incident. dating programs, were begun by core Firstly, the content of ICARUS has been objected to before. It was students and they now have mem- who 1 reasonable to assume, therefore, that more care would be taken bers from all over the country So~ by the authorities to prevent any trouble this time. It is .not reassuring and also in Australia, Canada and and race, year at university and Computer dating has its advan- being to find that the Chairman of ICARUS, who took full and sole respon- Britain. Started by students as a address) and then there are ques- tages and disadvantages. It pro- coast’ sibility for ban~ing it, did not in fact check the copy of the fiftieth -business enterprise, it is already tions on "Attitudes and interests". vides an ideal way of meeting beach issue, (whether or not it was customary, or whether he had’ attempted giving them substantial rewards. A typical question under this students at other universities, par- ditio~ to do so but had failed). It is also surprising that Hr. Kennelly had Charging 3 dollars to join, many heading would read: ticularly since the universities of CO. not heard any rumours about the content of this term’s issue, though: of the original "Match" and Con- The date I most enjoy is: the East Coast ~i.e., Yale, Harvard, for " they have been frequent in the last two weeks. tact staff have earned enough to 1. attending a sports event Vassar, etc.), are " segregated:" It ing) Secondly, it is incredible, that Tony Lowes should be able to pay their way through university. 2. going to a party is an excellent substitute for the wave write and publish material in. a College publication, which he knew blind date arranged by friends. fotmc beforehand’ would be banned. Whether or not the article was porno- 3. attending a theatre Romances, though usually brief, espec graphic is immaterial; whether Tony Lowes was sincerely attempting 4. staying home and watching do find that partners are really Kerr~ to write serious literature or merely trying to create a sensation is television. compatible. Sligo also immaterial. The fact is that he knew ICARUS would be banned, by Hilary Jaeckel The questionnaire even includes P~ the moment anyone in authority saw it. In this res;i~ect, he wittingly a psychological test. You know, the One girl at a women’s college spray published in the sure knowledge that he was jeopardising ICARUS’ type of allegorical fairy tale which i+ in New York received 50 odd made future, if not making a future completely impossible. is supposed to provide insights names of boys who were willing tions On top of all this are the events of the last few days, most of the into your personality: the princess to meet her. Others weren’t so Corn , details of which have appeared: in the National Press. Tony Lowes How does computer dating is lonely. She deserts her husband work? Participants fill in a ques- lucky. One attractive, intelligent came has been given much public sympathy, and has made out a very good and runs off with "a handsome girl I knew at my college received man case for the unjustified banning of a "story touching on sexual tionaire, describing themselves and vagabond". He then leaves¯ her, the traits they look for in the 10 names and she was not en- ing ( matters" (EVENING PRESS), "a story using sex as a method of and she gets lost in a bewitched encouraged to find that they Still conveying a message" (DAILY HAIL). Those few of us who have ideal date and mail it to the com- forest. Her father and the White puter centre in Boston¯ There the were nearly all girls. Another girl hope read the article in ICARUS are fully aware that these are naive under- Knight refuse to help her, so she was thrilled to see the name Jef- the C statements of a misleading nature. data is put onto tape and fed into is devoured by a fire breathing an I.B.M. computer which checks ferson Van Hassel on her list, new Yet no convincing official reason for the ban has yet been given dragon. Who is responsible for her supporting him to be tall, blond organ their qualifications against thou- death? Or better still, who is the by Hr. Kennelly. His own performance as reported in the DAILY sands of members of the opposite and Protestant -- the qualities she they HIRROR--"this story is totally unsuitable for young people to read" princess’s ideal date? had listed on her questionnaire. He doo~ is h~irdly likely to convince older and more intelligent undergraduates sex. The computer then selects the turned out to be around5 foot one 1 of this University. For the lack of a reasonable explanation of tall, dark with wiry hair and says, Monday’s farrago, Mr. Kennelly would do no worse than release ideal date in the appropriate geographical area. Contact even named Jeffrey Hazelburg. He had becat copies to those who wish to see them. The article speaks, and must Contact wants you and your cracked the system. very speak, for itself. Until now, the only person who has spoken about guarantees to send the name and address of your ideal partner date to agree on several basic Would computer dating take its contents has been Hr. Lowes himself, because there is not a chance issues (ie. on the morality or im- hold at Trinity? Somehow the hit of anyone else seei.ng copies, least of all the Press. in case nuptial bliss is being considered. Obviously this tends morality of premaritial sex) which and miss methods of the borrowed None of which outweighs the tragedy that ICARUS’ fiftieth represent your general outlook. pencil in the reading room and ( issUe will almost certainly be its last. The only consolation is that to produce problems when the ideal match happens to live in "You are enjoying the convivial the chance meeting in the roman- WI something will finally be done to prevent the ugly scene at Front atmosphere of a cocktail party tic precincts of the Buttery seem giver Gate this last Monday. It has happened once too often. Walla Walla, Washington and when suddenly you glimpse an ex- oneself lives in Chattanooga, Ten- better suited to social life in Low( nessee. But curiousity is a power- treme!y attractive member of the Trinity. did ] ful instinct. opposzte sex whom you feel you told _TONIGHT t must get to know. As he or she I ha AT THE PHIL glances up and your eyes meet, Go to able do you (1) walk over and intro- eveni The match-making computer duce yourself, or (2) find your THE BEST PHARMACIST A~ "ANARCHISM" tries to link people with shared hostess and ask for an intro- Mr. i interests and it also looks after duction? Or are you just reserved, "’Fu ,i +HI by Eugene Lamb those of us who cannot abide such and just (3) wait until he or she P- J. O’BRIEN Lowe unanimity. The Contact question- enters into conversation and then and naire is divided into sections of 52 DAWSON STREET, i!! ii O.V.S. 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¯~; ,I;i~ e Surfing comes to Ireland ,( . 4 with a splash J a "We brought in our old- the junior splinter-group com- to be held in either Hawaii or perhaps, a month’s surfing, he local law forbidding surfers with fashioned boards. We got petition." Biarritz. should decide whether or not to unregistered boards from using the Cavey admits that he went to LOOKING to the Continent, buy a board." A "board" costs beaches on pain of a severe fine. murals sent from California, San Diego not merely as a surfer the club hopes to form a European £25 and is made of fibre-glass, en- Tttis has rid the waves of "log- 7 ’: ’ili broadcast some Polynesian but also as a public relations officer Association with Britain a n d casing a foam-centre strengthened jams " (in California alone, there ¯ )i music, showed films, and put for the sport in Ireland. The top France. Says Cavey, "We’re the by a wooden strip, are over half a million surfers) and five officially recognised inter- only three counties in Europe now During the season (March to with the revenue gained on fines over to the general public national surfing associations were really recognised in surfing." October) suffers wear the top half and taxes, showers and modern that surfing had come to there--California, United States Newcomers to surfing will find of a "wet-suit" (£5), while for changing-room facilities have been Ireland." East Coast, Australia, Hawaii, and on the first trip that they will join close season surfing, anything but built. This is how Kevin Cavey, Presi- Peru. a party of five to twenty-five the full wet-suit (£13) is sheer Though it will be some time dent of the Surf Club of Ireland, Where to now? Next August, surfers, depending on who is masochism. Asked whether any- before such a glut of Surfers afflicts , describes the introduction of surf- the Surf Club of Ireland hopes to available, and, of course, on the thing of the "mystique " of surfing the coasts of Ireland, it seems that ’ing into this country. The club, hold its first national champion- state of the weather. " Anyone is had come to Ireland, Cavey looks surfing has come to stay. Kevin I his own brain-child, began as ships in Tramore. It foresees the welcome to come along and try shocked, and says that those days Cavey insists that it must above all I recentiy as last March, when a possibility of a competition, judged surfing once or twice. After that he are over. be a sport for individuals, and of small group of keen surfers by surfers from Cornwall, for a must make up his mind whether the pioneer’s role in popularising mounted a stand at the Irish Boat trophy sponsored by one of the he is interested or not. At that IN an effort to separate the the sport in Ireland, he says: "Our [ Show at Ballsbridge. The response big Irish firms. The winner would stage he can pay £1 and become a dedicated surfers from the "good- aim is to promote the sport. We was immediate. Within days, 130 represent Ireland in the 1967 member of the club. We think that time boys," a club called Windan- get nothing out of it other than the people had written for information World Championships, which are after a reasonable period of, sea in America has introduced a hobby of supporting the club." I about surfing. From these a hard core of 24 enthusiasts was formed, : who then bought fibre-glass boards. Soon "surfari" trips were van- being made to the south and west pro- coasts of Ireland to find out which ,~ting :beaches would offer the best con- par- ditions for the sport. Tramore, in s of Co. Waterford, proved to be ideal rard, for "hot-dogging" (acrobatic surf- " It lag) with consistent, well-formed at Metal BOX the waves. In the west, the pioneers :nds. f0und a surfeit of suitable beeches, ~rief, graduates p|ay ~ eally tiespeciallyKerry and Streedagh those of LahinchStrand in PAUSING only to shake the chess and football liege spray from their hair, the club odd made contact with surfing organism- lling ti0ns in California and Newquay, (and work) C S0 Cornwall. Back from California igent came an invitation to send a two- ’.ived man team to the 3rd World Surf- with other graduates en- ing Championships in San Diego. they Still in its infancy, the club could girl hope for no home sponsorship, but Jef- the Californians were keen to have list, new blood, and through an Irish dond 0rganisation in the United States she they found a sponsor on their own i. He doorstep prepared to underwrite foot one ticket. " I was the lucky one," says Cavey, "I didn’t do well at all, because our own experience was very limited. I came third in they also have a lot to do take with people who have never been e hit ICARUS nearer to a university than )wed (Continued from page 1) and the traffic jam outside Imperial College. Ylai1- When asked if he had in fact seem given such an undertaking to Tony " ., in Lewes, Bruce Arnold replied: " I This broad social spectrum is did not give any such promise. I t01d Tony that I could not until olle reason why people |oin Metal Box I had read the article. I wasn’t Here are some others: :!~!L able to do this until Monday MB10-190B !~i: evening." About the contents of the story, Mr. Bruce Arnold had this to say: The Metal Box Graduate Training Scheme go over to the commercial side. In short you It’sthe largest packaging organisation i’J equips you to do a sound job almost get the opportunity to find your metier outside the United States. "’Funny Boy,’ the story of Tony :!1’ L0wes to which Brendan Kennelly anywhere, but it equips you to get to the by testing your ability against a diverse 38 factories in Britain, 32 overseas... and I took exception, describes a top of Metal Box. variety of problems-practical and in Africa, India, Malaysia, Singapore, :!I a number of heterosexual and homo- You assume responsibilities immediately theoretical, technical and administrative. Jamaica, Trinidad and, more recently, Italy. .. ;,. sexual encounters all of which end you complete the appropriate training. Metal Box don’t believe in labelling people. A fast growing light engineering and r in murder. It describes necrophilia And while your first appointment In their view a science degree no more marketing organisation, that employs i:! and other perversions. It is explicit may not be a very high one it will be precludes sound commercial thinking, graduates as company administrators, I and detailed, exhibitionist in atti- sufficiently important for somebody who than an arts degree means one cannot factory and commercial managers, rude and adolescent in style. I is very senior to worry about how comprehend technicalities, production engineers, research engineers believe it was written to shock and ’ I’4 well you are doing it. With Metal Box you can work abroad and market researchers, provoke as many people as Metal Box does not discourage inter- without joining the brain drain, and return A research and development team of over possible. It has no literary merit." 800 continuously engaged in a wide variety At the moment there seems to department mobility. This means that it is to the U.K. without feeling like an expatriate. be little hope that the ban will be possible for you to start in production and Metal Box acknowledge ability in the of projects involving food technolooy, to go to research. Or start in research and way that matters most. physics, chemistry and microbiology. I seemlifted. to Icarus’sbe in danger. future itselfTony Leweswould I says: "I would really like to see

]thisdeal magazine,of effort hasinto been which put, a greatgiven an airing. I fear not. The College @ ~/*~’~’f*/~ OgJ/~1~.., ~~t~ ~~ ~ @~ ~~ (i hcks understanding due to the !;i t fifteen years in which it has been They’re leaders in metal, paper and plastic packaging I :’rI conditioned by Mr. Kennelly’s The Metal Box Company Limited, P.O. Box 1 AN, 37 Baker Street, London Wl Telephone: HUNter 5577 A Metal Box Representative will be in attendance on 30th and 31st January, ’67 5): I Druid myths." ’) ’@ I THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 24th, 1966

Vol. 50 (No. 190) (53rd Week) PONTIFF Mother Hears of APPEALS Tragedy FOR PEACE D UBLIN-BORN Mr. Seamus O’Grady, 78, was shot dead on a lonely road fifteen miles from his home last Rome, Thursday- Thursday week. Mr. O’Grady, who was wearing a Speaking to Christians through- raincoat and a brown tie, according to the police, had been out the world, the Pope made an taking his "evening walk." urgent appeal to-day to both sides in the farmers’ dispute to come to An eye-witness, who was passing at the time, later told the conference table. The Pontiff Pr*ss correspondents that the shots had come from a com- spoke of the growing dangers of the situation in Ireland and stressed bine harvester, which sped away after the incident, without the need for political stability in stopping. the South, where there have been The tragedy occurred near two Prime Minister in as many Pincher Creek, 156 miles from weeks. Calgary, in the Rocky Mountains, Pope Paul, who was speaking at Canada. Police have already a rally of thousands of pilgrims in rounded up all combine har- St. Peter’s Square, suggested that vesters known to have borne Mr. the presence of the N.F.A. (the O’Grady a grudge. political ann of the farmers) at any conference might be a basis for RED-FACED negotiations. The Holy Father said Mrs. O’Grady, 165 North Lower that he was deeply concerned about Crumlin Road, Dublin, collapsed reports that the Government in when Pr*ss reporters brought her Dublin was considering using low- the news. Sobbing, she weeped, yield weedkilling devices to de- " He was a loively boy. I’ll never foliate the crops, as this might forget the day they came to take have a disastrous effect on tithes him away. He was very brave," due to the Church. she added, tears now running down Meanwhile, infiltration of men African students eagerly gather in the Front Square in Trinity College to hear the results of the ballot for the two lodgings her red face. and alms along the Deasy trail available to them. Said one successful candidate, Aluba Olewobuto, 26, "I am deeply gratified by this great dignity." His demented sister, Mrs. Marie from Bantry to Dublin continues. Therese O’Kelly, 83, was not Amongst the pilgrims gathered available for comment in the in St. Peter’s Square were Mr. and Home of Perpetual Adoration. A Mrs. Desmond O’Byrne of Finglas and the O’HaUoran family of Social sister told us: "We couldn’t break Ballyfermot. the news. Her dachshund, " I wonder what tonight’s caption At Aras an Uaehtar&in today the Lotto, was run over by a No. is going to be . . ." President r~ived : The I~fost 46B last week. She couldn’t take - ~I.~.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.D~.~oo~’~.), and his mistr~’ss_ Mr. George Blake; The J. Dean; R.I.S.P.(L.A. said that the dog had THOUSANDS SQUASHED in fact been run over by a No. 10 Sean Y~eliy, had a ,~et’y u~r~o~ and a Mr. Harrison Auchterone, bus. A C.I.E. spokesman said: escape from death when he fel1 of Texas. who served a writ nf from a thr~e-stnrev windnw.~ill ;n Lotto, was run over oy a 1No. i> g,,a.,~ ,.,,.. ,..,... ¯ ¯ Ballyfermot. At Aras an Uachtar~in today the President received: The Most 46B last week. She couldn’t take - -4~r~:.~ta~r,;_~. ~U~n~rm~,~a~m-~’~’~ .--:- azay__..~’_aOr__Cv ...... Mr. George Blake; The J. Dean; in fact been run over by a 1’,7.o. 10 escape from death when he fell and a Mr. Harrison Auchterone, bus. A C.I.E. spokesman said: from a three-storey window-sill in of Texas, who served a writ of " It’s not an unusual occurrence. BULL unlawful possession, claiming Grafton Street this morning. We run over hundreds of dogs in Mr. Kelly, a good Catholic and John Grange of Muckwarren, AS COURT RISES that the land and buildings be this manner every year." a personal friend of Peader Oldcastle was fined £2-10-0 with longed to him. The washing-up was done by MacSweeney, fourth cousin of Sean £4-10-0 expenses at the local BULLET RIDDEN Lemass, said that he forgot he was court for having an unlicensed In a scene unprecedented in Irish legal history, the Bench Mrs. de Valera, who explained on a window-sill and that when he bull. His cousin Hugh was fined was cleared on account of gross disorderly conduct on the that this was what prevented her Mr. O’Grady’s body was found had leant back to get a better swig 10 gns. for talking unlicensed bull. from appearing in public more riddled with two bullet holes. It of his whiskey bottle he had part of the Judges. frequently. Being tried at the Five Courts before Mr. Justice O is not yet known when the burial toppled over. However, luckily for will take place. Pincher Creek’s Mr. Kelly, his fall was broken by hUallach~in, Mr. Justice Mac an Disbh~ta, Mr. Justice O Mr. Jack Lynch was attending a forty undertakers are still on strike a passer-by, Mrs. Elizabeth Threat. to Duinnshl4ibhe and Edna Sprott yesterday were: Mrs. cocktail party at a foreign em- for higher pay and better working Reginalds, of Rathgar, and by her Ermyntrude Jellyfish-Baynes, of Nimosa Mansions, Killiney, bassy. "Who are you ?" asked conditions. twelve months old son Charles, magazine and Mrs. Jessie Hickup, of 9 Springe Gardens, O’Mara’s his host. " An Taoiseach", was who was in a pram at the time. T.C.D. Miscellany, Trinity Pocket, Co. Kerry. Defendants (who were sadly run over the reply. " Bless you !" rejoined Both mother and child died a few College’s 76-year-old anonymous by a No. 5 and No. 49 bus, respectively, on their way to the host, promptly offering him a hours later in the ambulance on its student weekly publication, is Kleenex. way to the Adelaide Hospital. threatened with a take-over bid. court, and where thus unable, for reasons of mutual demise, Mr. Kelly, who was treated for PrettyMiss Nora Passenger, its to appear in person) were accused of conspiring to con- minor bruises and shock, said after- editor, explained to our reporter: spiracy. Corrections wards, "I had a -- lucky "We took a chance with our lay- In a groovy robe of red P.V.C., abode, who happened to be passing escape. -- me I I’ll be more -- out this term, but it seems to have garnished with the sweetest little the courtroom window at the time.) In yesterday’s issue, the caption careful in future. I’ll never Mass misfired." tufts of ermine (or was it ’ismine?) Needless to say, the judge was to the photograph on Page 5 was another miss in me life." A spokesman for Trinity News --created by " Punch and ]udex," taken away by the Gardai and wrongly given as: "The Arch- admitted that at least two of its the lawyers’ boutique--Mr. Justice hung. bishop of Dublin is seen chatting POPE DELAYS ex-editors and one ex-treasurer Mac an Disbh~ita assumed the to the Archbishop of Dublin". DECISION were working for the magazine, but presidency of the court. Seized by ASHTRAY This should of course have read : ON PILL AGAIN were unwilling to comment on Miss an immediate fit of lechery, he pro- " The Archbishop of Dublin is The Pope, speaking at a Massenger. " This doesn’t rule out nounced "Hello, darling," as he Miss Edna Sprott, remaining on seen chatting to the Archbishop W LD Wx SDOM private audience of three the possibility of a bid," he added. ran his hands through the irresist- the Bench, declared: "Well, I of Dublin". We wish to tender Irish Cardinals, and Mr. and A spokesman for the Board ible wavy locks of pretty Proinsias don’t know what to make of all our sincere apologies to Their By J. ASHTRAY FREMANTLE Mrs. Desmond O’Byrne of of Trinity College denied the O Pfibh, the Prosecuting Council, this, I’m sure. I only came to Graces the Archbishop of Dublin and the Archbishop of Dublin for Finglas late last night, said existence of either publication, but " Dirty old perve!" shouted the empty the ashtrays." No. 586, 472, 343 that his decision on the pill the Monopolies Commission has public, to a man. (This man was In the ensuing sub-heading (see this unfortunate inversion. would be further delayed. been alerted. Patrick Maloney, 56, of no fixed above), thousands were squashed. "We must in all fairness wait for the report ot the DEATH OF Commission on Higher Edu- cation," he told them. EX-HURLER Bouncer, the dog-otter, lay listlessly by the side of the river, his The Pope indicated that webbed feet clasped behind his back, wild otter thoughts running any suggestions for delaying Sean Flaherty, a twenty-five year through his wild otter head. its decision wuold be most old father of nine children, was welcome. The Irish dele- COIN drowned yesterday in his home as What had Flaker the bitch-otter meant by her gesture of swiping gation are understood to TIME he tried to rescue his youngest After a holiday in your charming country a him playfully across the face with her tail? When would the wounds have been delighted with this Can you tell me the time, please -- "Curious", daughter, Cathleen Brigid Theresa, on his face heal? Was Flaker as bitchy a bitch-otter as everyone said? latest move. few years ago, I took back with me as a souvenir Dublin 7. when she fell down the lavatory. Why had she refused the fish he had offered her and told him instead --United Artists. an interesting large brown coin with a delight- Mr. Smith was a keen hurler. to stuff it up one of his flared little otter nostrils? ful picture of a bird on it. Could you tell me He played regularly for Ballin- something about the design, and say whether Yes, it is precisely 10 minutes and 3 seconds tubber Eights many years ago. An the coi.n is valuable--Flossie Pook, Cheltenham. past 5 o’clock. old contemporary of his said: Whose advice could he seek? He knew it was useless asking wise " Sean was a good hurler and a old Socrates, the water-vole, since he would only bring out his hoary good Catholic. I used to look up old joke, "Why ask me? You’re an otter, you otter know what to do," The coin i.n question is quite common in this to him." and collapse in laughter, tears running out of his tiny water-vole eyes country and the design depicts the female of CAR RACING The funeral will take place to- and covering his incredibly stupid water-vole face. Yes, with Socrates, the Common or Barnyard Fowl (Gallus the key word was old rather than wise. I own a hotted-up 1955 Ford Anglia. Where morrow at the Church of Our domestlcus), together with approximately five Blessed Lord and His Blessed of its offspring, known to us here in Ireland as can I race it ?--Fastback, Dublin 3. Angels, at 11.00 a.m. Everyone Across the field, Bouncer could hear the ecstatic screams of a junkie " Chicks" The artist has captured the bird in welcome; black tie. ram turning himself on with the help of the electrified fence. Had life pensive mood, precisely in the act of crossing We won’t commit ourselves (we never do), always been like this, he thought, for he had read all the best otter a road. We cannot, unfortunately, give an ex- but we doubt if the better race circuits will novels. act reason for this action, but it might con- accept you driving a car of that age. However, ceivably be that it wants to get to the other you might try racing here in the centre of the South African Suddenly, he felt two sharp rows of teeth grasp his tail. Instinctively, side. Not the other side of the coin, of course, city. The newly-opened Circuit of Dublin he leaped to the right, trying to catch a glimpse of his assailant. At the for there you will find portrayed a splendid (course: Dawson St.--St. Stephen’s Green -- same time he tucked his head in under his chin, wrapped his hands and specimen of an early Irish harp, or clfiirseach, Grafton St.) is very popular, especially in the award for cats feet round his neck, camouflaged his navel and beat out a warning the original of which is preserved in the Long evenings, but you should book early. You tattoo with the words "I love Flaker" surrounded by a heart. In a might also try novice races held each Sunday The Siamese Cat Society of Room of Trinity College Library. If you stand South Africa has announced that blinding flash he realised the source of the attack. He had backed into the coin on end and spin it round smartly, you between Dublin and Bray. his set of otter false teeth. Tip for racing in Dublin: beware strong com- it will award a bronze medal to will obtain the quaint effect of the hen getting cats for " public recognition of its head entangled in the strings of the harp, and petition from works-entered C.I.E. Leyland Far away, the ram screamed on. A wind rustled the reeds by the buses (easily recognised -- No. 10 painted on an outstanding feat of bravery or if you listen very carefully you might hear its endurance". This is the only river and Bouncel settled down to sleep the sleep that only lovesick, strangled clucks. The coin is worth exactly their front) which will force you onto the toothless otters know. pavement at the slightest provocation. South African award for bravery one penny (ld.). among cats. It may be given to a cat of any colour. More and more to-morrow. trinity news thursday 24th november--page six

are not members of that society to end. But cheer up. There are are you keeping yourself ? Ed.) try to influence the affairs of a clothes were made two possible answers. Cheapest (i’m fine, apart from the usual BIAS society to which they do not and most boring -- is to buy lumbago, chronic rheumatism, belong. oneself a Dr. Zhivago coat, and arthritis, neuralgia, asthma, gritty The other week I was in the for wearing to stay in it for the rest of the groin° etc., oh and there’s the It is an old chestnut, I know, and middle of a speech when I was in- winter’. You will roast in the galloping sphincter decay, not to I apologise to those who, like me, terrupted by the entrance of buttery (and in bed) but at least mention the Parkinson’s, Bright’s have heard it all before, but it several women. This was great Clothes are in ! Katherine your knees will be hidden. and MacGonagall’s disease. J.B.) seems that that hardy perennial of fun, I enjoyed it immensely, a Whitehorn says so. The oracle Alternatively buy lots of trouser (That’s splendid ; you must coma T women in the Hist is in danger of splendid student prank. Now, stop has spoken. But why should this suits with baggy legs. Should you up and see me sometimes. Ed.) running to seed. To me it seems it. be so ? Such a small portion of have to visit Great Aunt Jane, re- (Ooh~ you saucy thing! Hey, that the affairs of the Hist are the This latter-day Suffragettism is the body is covered nowadays vert to Mother. listen, what about you and me ( affairs of the Hist. But as a body a bore. Of course I am in favour of that gradually fashion has de- getting out of these brackets and of women in College seem dedi- women having the vote. All respon- generated into becoming little having a .nice cosy little chat to- However you’ve little problem cated to the idea of dragging it sible people should have the right more than the old sackcloth and gether in the open ? J.B.). Suits d in the evening, for knees are for into the public arena, I feel that it to elect those who are to make laws ashes tradition--useful for cover- daytime. Face and hair are for me, Ed. Well now, it’s charm- falls within the scope of this governing them. The Hist makes ing the loins but for little else. ing weather that we’re after... column to utter a few words of no laws for women. While my view The mini-skirt has opened up new night. -- Not that it’s recom- J, mended, to wear literally, sack- , Here Miss Belch is interrupted sense on the matter. is that women should be admitted, vistas of knobbly knees topped by by the delivery of a note from the P My own view is that I would like I do not think that this is in- acres of thigh and suspender. It cloth, and put on three sets of h false eyelashes and your hairpiece Spotty-Faced Youth which reads: to see women attending and par- ¯compatible with my opinion that is the era of THE DRAUGHT. Re- " Excuse me, but there was the and hope no one will notice what P ticipating in the debates in the people who are members of a oice !--but can you ? little matter of my letter . . ." gives below the jaw-line. You’ve Ic Hist. This is a view which I was society should have the right to Jemima Belch and the Editor re- democratically allowed to express make laws to govern that society You cannot get away from the still got to wear clothes. They h can be so feminine. mark in unison. Ah, get stuffed, by voting on the matter when it as long as it does not interfere Problem, the knee. Bare, stock- will you ? ", turn savagely on the $1 was last discussed in the chamber with the right of others. ing-clad or bulging through a correspondence and rip up the h of the house. This is a view which Go home girls, and shut up. trouser it is inescapable. We are note and the letter into little I, as a member of that Society am Don’t put back your case by im- not interested in your Restoration The Jemima Belch shreds° They were last seen a~ allowed to propagate through the polite action, but let enlightenment Bosom (suitable for Players) or corner-- no. 3 staggering arm in arm under the c medium of that society. While spread from inside. your Neat Victorian Ankle. Campanile, singing a rousing O~ holding this view, I will strenu- Madam, you will be a failure if chorus from that grand old folk ously deny the right of people who ic 5"TEVEN HARRIS your knees knobble. If necessary, Dear Jemima Belch, ballad, written, I believe, by Anon s) go to a plastic surgeon. I am one of those spotty-faced, (or was it A Nun ?): "The sexual p, bad-breathed, pigeon-toed youths life in Mobile of sweet Eskimo cl Perhaps though funds are low, that one sees around, but ¯that is Nell from Inverness, or what it After Tynan, Gascoigne, Gilliatt ... so what can you do? To shun beside the point... (Hear, hear ! happened when the good ship h~ the mini-skirt in favour of J.B.) (Shut up and get on with it. Venus ran aground on a camel- ir ! Mother’s sensible tweed is to Ed) (Hello, Ed., fancy seeing you laden iceberg off the Texan invite an even more miserable around. J.B.) (Hello, J.B., how Highlandsr." n(

ti: Ronald s~ si h Bryden fi In Unilever, g Why? How? What’s it like? RONALD BRYDEN was born in Trinidad and went to school management is more in Canada¯ He produced shows there. When his college put on 1066 And All That he played the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. Do we have here the first, distant stirrings... ? than a career... Cambridge. Bryden was at Cambridge from 1951 to 1955, where incidentally he wrote theatre notices for the Cambridge Review. When he went down he wrote for The Spectator, moved on to become the New Statesman’s ... it has acquired the status of a profession and, as such, requires drama critic. It was the success of his work here-- highly developed skills - skills that are never found ready made. For this intelligent, witty, literary--that led to his being chosen by reason we have evolved a comprehensive system of management training and The Observer. development for young men and women of outstanding calibre. Full marks for homework. Being The Observer’s theatre critic is hard work. He has to see a lot of plays, obviously. Unilever is the sixth largest company in the world, with about 300,000 It takes research. Bryden was the only London critic to find, employees in 80 countries. We make and sell consumer products which are then read, a copy of Lope de Vega’s La Fianza Satisfecha, household names and produce raw and manufactured materials for other the original of Osborne’s A Bond Honoured. (The Guardian industries. had started a rumour that it didn’t exist.) Still not bored. After more than 1,000 plays Bryden has stilt A high proportion of the management of this widely diversified company not been bored. Whatever the reason for this, it seems to are graduates. For 40 years we have been systematically recruiting students result in not being boring. Read him in The Observer every from Universities. Sunday. You may agree. Challenging Opportunities for Scientists and Arts Graduates, In Unilever, we do not simply accept change, we play a large part in creating it. Keeping the company in the forefront of its field means many intellectually exacting and satisfying jobs for scientists and technologists, for economists, mathematicians, sociologists and all types of Arts graduates. No matter what your discipline at University, you have a wide choice of career in Unilever. A physicist might well turn to Market Research. Or a Zoologist to running a factory. The direction you take is largely up to you. If you are interested in a career in Unilever, our booklet on the Unilcver Bryden ¯ The Observer. Every Sunday Companies’ Management Development Scheme gives simply and factually much of the information you will require - the structure of the Company, prospects, how training is carried out and an indication of some of the things you might find yourself doing if you joined. It also contains details of the selection procedure and how to apply. Trocadero If you would like to know more about the U.C.M.D.S., and about SILVER SNACKERY Unilever, ask your Appointments Officer for our booklet, Now open in ANDREW ST. "Careers in Unilever 1967", or write to: C. R. Stewart, Personnel Division, Unilever House, London, E.C.4. A manager from Unilever will be visiting your University during the TRY ..... CHRISTY’S Spring Term to interview students. Details of his visit can be had CUT YOUR HAIR THE from your Appointments Officer. Jammet’s Bar WAY YOU WANT IT Behind the R~ Student Rates UST 4d-7244 ~i~ht of Lincoln Gate trinity news thursday 24th november--page seven

GOLF profile: John Nickson N o d",sgrace

Lahinch ...... 7 Trinity ...... 1 The artful PHIL McMASTER Castletroy 3...... Trinity ...... 1 ¯ The Golf Club suffered two heavy defeats over the week-end diplomat against Lahinch and Castletroy, but there is no cause for dismay. " WHAT do they want to In both matches the golf was of Friday: 5.30 a.m. call followed in candy-striped tights (from do a profile of me for?" the highest quality, especially at by hot bath. I used Rev-Factor’s Pucci of Portobello road), and I " Party Panacea" which Lady took my seat to watch Francis Modest and practical, that’s Lahinch where the home side fielded three former internationals Featherstonehaugh- Cholmondley Gilbert amusing himself and Sian John Nickson. With a in their team. was kind enough to lend me in Richards telling David Maxwell- perennial 1950’s quif in his STEVEN BLACK, the captain, Bermuda last week (note in dairy Fitzgerald all about his party. hair and an equally played excellent golf to record to go back and return it next My dear friends Charles Taylor week). and Julian Hutson having milked perennial jersey which never a second win over former inter- notional BRUD SLATTERY, who was Morning in office arranging Ball the cream of the Buttery dry es- left his back all last year, he playing as low as number six in for expectant mother in 1985 -- corted me to Delia and Haureen has taken to hibernating in the order. It is interesting to note let’s hope it’s a girl. Flew out to Gallagher’s, but unfortunately strange places like his de- that all the members of the Trinity Dublin in an Aer Lingus D.C.2, they were not invited, but who team broke 80 over the champion- wearing a turquoise two-piece there was? luxe flat in Ballsbridge. suit which blended enchantingly Saturday: Call at 6.00 a.m. No Now in his final year, Nickson, ship course. Against Castletroy on the with the sun’s reflection on the hot water for my bath (.note in as one of the most successful wing tips. diary not to stay at Trinity Hall Chairmen of Trinity News, stands Sunday, the team again only managed to win one match. It was Only time for a passing glance affain). Went to see my poodle- on the threshold of a career in at the Bloodstock sales before faker’ for a trim, and took some His happy-go-lucky manner and extremely unfortunate for IAN journalism. With his gentle Lanca- ELLIOTT, who played brilliantly changing for drinks with Alison trouble preparing for Danny shire accent, he is one of the few abundant gaiety have endeared him for a gross 70, and MICHAEL Gardner, Lari HacDevitt, Dawn Crane’s curious event. Passing people to have broken into social to his many friends and he is MORRISEY to find their opposition Findlay and Christine Taylor. A the queue of the unvited (a fas- cliques of almost every description equally at ease with tramps and lot of old friends here especially cinating trait of Dublin parties) beggars whom he used to visit in ust one shot too good for them. in Trinity, and for him that could There has been a welcome re- Geofl" Kidner and Julia Groves- I stepped through the hole in the hardly have been more un- hospitals "to cheer them up " as Raines, but I expect their week door thoughtfully provided by intentional. he is with Old Etonians. Coming newal of activity among Trinity’s lady golfers. In a recent match at Tring will do them a power Richard Condon’s fist, and feeling MORE recently he has worked from an English north country z-2 of good. Liz Bryan had just re- slightly perplexed I was glad to minor public school, he has little Trinity only went down 212-3 to near Copenhagen and hitched U.C.D. and MARY O’CoNNELL turned from Sheffield and was find Chloe Sayer who looked around Scandinavia, some of the time for social distinctions. had an encouraging win. Captain sporting a glorious tan to prove stunning, but certain other time with a wild-living travelling it, which almost outdid my per- "gentlemen" were less glad to see salesman--" we drank ourselves FOR TWO years he assumed LESLEY MATHERS has some new recruits, but more new members manent one. me, and I was ejected, dejected silly for about ten days." Among the role of Captain of the in- A brief peek at Peter Jordan’s and stunned (note in diary to famous Grasshoppers rugby team, for the club would be very wel- his wide ranging jobs he has spent come. Anyone wishing to join- where I was sold a programme by give a talk on " The Unimpor- five weeks in the South of France which " played a game of tugger Joan Weir who looked gorgeous tance of a Skeleton called Ross). in between pints of beer." Nickson should contact the captain, c/o grape picking. No. 6. In the academic sphere, he reads was a nifty and aggressive fly-half avidly and dabbles in writing and sometimes in flamboyant rapacious poetry. In the Phil he felt mood wore his Australian bush hat Irish Georgian Society inspired to read a paper on " Sean to quell the enemy. New knights D.O YOU NEED O’Casey and Communism." When Beneath his unassuming and gay Masked Ball he was not involved in guiding the exterior he hides a certain vitality, :ZI iii. ; destinies of Trinity’s weekly news- for in the long vacations he has are named (Fancy Dress) always tried to get as far from the paper; he squeezed an tame to At a meeting of the Council of arrange the layout for Contact. All rigours of these islands as his shaky IMPACT DEC. 6th m 10 p.m.-2 a.m. in all, John Nickson has tried his budget would allow. This has in- the Knights of the Campanile last cluded an adventurous trip to the week, ten new Knights were hand at most things and somehow elected. They were: B. ARM- Town & Country Club or other has managed to do United States, Mexico and Canada, (Beside Gate Theatre) them well and with cool urbanity. where he worked for a time as a STRONG and M. RYDER (Boat); D. BUCHANAN, F. KEANE and A. RAY Not surprisingly, he is known as the game warden in the Rockies at Bar Extension to 1.00 a.m. artful diplomat. 100 dollars a mor~th. ,, (Football); R. Corn)oN (); HODEL AGENCY AND ]. MILLS (Gaelic Football); C. BIJTTERWORTH (Athletics); F. ¯SCHOOL STUDENTS 12/6 GRAHAM (Tennis), and T. NOLAN 42 Kiidare St. Why not hire your TO RENDEZVOUS IN (Association Football). Tickets at Brown Thomas and Swltzers THE QUIET ELEGANCE DRESSWEAR from OF DUBLIN’S MOST WELCOMING INN KELLY’S Enjoy a drink in the of Clarendon Street To let, cheap--Christmas Vac. Individual Serf-contained flat. Upper Mount St. Contact Ben at 15% discount RICE’S Millington-Buck. Regent House. o~ d 7(, 3 mins. from Front Gate TOP OF GRAFTON ST. "Don’t miss Players Birds. 3 TCD Every night. You MUST be going to at feast :l ONE cocktail party on Novem- PRONOUNCE IT " GUY " ENTERTAIN ber, 30th. Join the celebrations SPELL IT AT THE afterwards at the Rugby Club’s Colours Ball in the Intercon- tinental. Tickets from No. 15, 21. GAJ O,’oeia,Only 23 left for the Ball of ii the term. FIND IT LING COLLEGE ANNUAL BALL O0144 --Wednesday, 14th December, 132 LOWER BAGGOT ST. at Jury’s. Tickets: 28/’-. Contact HETROPOLE Susan Plewman, Tel. 894074. HIBERNIAN Excellent Heals Dining,., Dancing ANTIQUES Wine Licence until midnight Table d’H6te Dinner & A La Very Reasonable Prices Carte MOLESWORTH PLACE No Cover Charge DUBLIN 2 Licensed to midnight ADAM Sundays Open Informal Dre:s. THE HANSHOP from I p.m. to 3 p.m. Sundays) 12.30--3 p.m. Table IN DUKE LANE Furniture, China, Silver, SEARSON’S Objects d’Art GAJ’s ARE GOOD Luncheons daily (except IS OPEN ~ :i.i d’Hote or full A La Carte. ALL DAY SATURDAY 42/44 BAGGOT STREET

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whereas Trinity have only six old colours in the team. to the deadly accurate HICKIE. The flankers must not This season U.C.D. have done incomparably better doubt that SCALLY can be every bit as dangerous as than Trinity. Victories have come with monotonous MURRAY, and BRESNIHAN must be nailed every time by regularity and it has been common for them to record the opposing centre. tallies of between twelve and twenty points. The best HUTCHINSON and KEANE have struck up a good under. U.C.D. win was over Wanderers, the 6-3 margin being standing at half-back and, if a reasonable supply of the the club’s only defeat at Irish hands so ball is obtained, the threequarters could be given some far this season. scope. When all is said, however, the question of whether Trinity have won but twice, yet, in contrast to former Trinity can give U.C.D. a run for it may depend on years, they have never been outclassed. The team has MURPHY’S kicking. It is to be hoped that he maintains not been subject to many changes and has produced ex- his recent form. On Wednesday at Lansdowne Road, Trinity meet Let no one doubt that this will be an extremely hard U,C.D. in the annual Colours Rugby match. They enter cellent Rugby in patches. There were times against Clon- tarf, N.I.F.C. and Collegians when Trinity could have match to win, but Trinity can do it. All eventualities on the fray, as usual, in the position of underdogs, for the field cannot be accounted for, but every Trinity U.C.D. have a team full of international and inter- been taken for a r’eally crack fifteen! Skipper BUCHANAN has worked very hard to ensure a student can aid the team by being on the ~erraces to give provincial players, while Trinity can only offer two who unstinted support. The last two Colours matches have have received representative recognition. Moreover, the good performance at Lansdowne Road, and the pack has come on particularly well. Special care must be taken, been lost; this year’s must be won. May Trinity have U.C.D. side is a well-established one (players like prop every ounce of luck that is going! forward MORONEY seem to remain students for ever!), however, to prevent penalty opportunities being presented

1,41KE WELCH MEN’S HOCKEY SOCCER Forwards improve

Great win over U.C.G. Monkstown ...... 1 Trinity ...... 1 Trinity ...... 5 U.C.G ...... 4 Royal Terrace, Dun Laoghaire, Trinity ...... 3 Whitehall Rangers ...... 2 has been the graveyard of many teams’ fortunes in the past, but Trinity entered their Irish Senior It is pleasant tO be able to report second goal was a beautifuly Cup tie with Monkstown on Satur- two wins for the soccer team this directed drive from twenty-five day determined not to be the week; the first, over U.C.G., yards. victims on this occasion. They augurs well for the Collingwood Galway made it 4-2, but Trinity dominated the first half, but had Cup; the second, over Whitehall produced top form under the in- only a single goal to show for their Rangers, avenges a defeat earlier spiration of REANEY. With twenty efforts at the interval. This was this season. minutes to go, NOLAN lobbed a neutralised soon afterwards by a free kick into the goalmouth and Monkstown goal and even two The 5-4 victory over U.C.G. POINTER was perfectly placed to periods of extra time could not was achieved in very difficult con- make it 3-4, and soon afterwards produce a deciding score. ditions at College Park last Wed- the inevitable REnNEY scored his It was a pleasant change to see nesday. Trinity were 0-3 down at third goal directly from a corner Trinity’s forwards in the rampant half-time, and .any ordinary team ~a rare occurence nowadays~ form they showed in the first half, in a similar predicament would thus setting the scene for a phen- for at times they were splitting the probably resort to defensive tactics omenal finish. NELSON obliged defence and getting in shots almost and launch the occasional desperate from close range and the task was at will. It must be noted, however, raid into the opposition’s half. Not complete. This was a victory m that Monkstown were without so Trinity, as the score suggests. remember. GEORGE and MCCABE, two of their Trinity’s positioning in the first Against Whitehall the standard ~oe Lennon o[ Trinity boots upfield in Saturday’s Singerson Cup match best defenders, and this may have half was so poor that but for some of play was much lower, with the with U.C.D. at O’Toole Park. had much to do with the weakness expert goalkeeping by KYNASTO~, sides fairly even until half-time, of the home tackling. Nevertheless, the half-time margin would have when the score was 1-1. Trinity, KING and MURPHY were in been much wider. Any faithful short several regulars, scored GAELIC FOOTBALL particularly good form, and FRY, Trinity supporter (how many are through NOLAN (2) and MACREADY, DOUGLAS and BUDD did their best there, by the way?) would at this and were on target in attack, but to ensure that every Monkstown stage have thought he was flogging there still seem to be some danger- error was used to good advantage. a painfully dying horse. However, ously weak links in defence. Had it not been for a great dis- the horse sprang to life in the Trinity team :~ Trinity crushed "Ill play by Monkstown goalkeeper ~cond_ ha.!f~ ~a_nk~ to an effective J. Kynaston, T. Mears (R. O’Moore, DODDS this advantage would un- stimulus from captain NOLA~, and v. Whitehall), R. Cordess; M. Lawless, R. Ballard, I. Pointer (T. doubtedly have been reflected in after 55 minutes REANEY, who was Reaney, v. Whitehall); D. Nelson, C. the score as well as in territorial playing brilliant football, netted Rae, T. Macready, T. Reaney (R. supremacy. twice in quick succession ~ the Sowerby, v. Whitehall), T. Nolan. Sigerson Cup The goal which earned Trinity a replay came from MURPHY after RUGBY a clever run by FRY. Both these players subsequently had chances, U.C.D ...... 3-21 Trinity ...... 0-1 as had KING, but all either went Colours [orm at last wide or were saved by the viligant DODDS. The result of last Saturday’s tighter, but still U.C.D. scored a Trinity team : further goal and nine points. R. Whiteside; C. Browne, J- Collegians ...... 5 Trinity ...... 16 Sigerson Cup game against U.C.D. Heaney; M. Freestone, S. McNulty was a great disappointment for the That what is probably Trinity’s (capt.), M. Pettigrew; H. Fry, T. King, Trinity team and supporters. The best-ever team was so convincingly ]. Douglas, P. Murphy, D. Budd. With the Colours match in the and those outside him held their final score of 3-21 to 0-1 reflects defeated was rather tragic. T. offing, there was at last real en- passes well and MURPHY’S fielding the real superiority of the Earls- HUNT, the captain, had sufficiently LADIES’ HOCKEY couragement for Trinity in Belfast was rarely at fault. fort Terrace team. recovered from injury to play, and on Saturday, when they defeated DONOVAN scored Trinity’s first Trinity had put a lot of effort his performance deserved greater Collegians 16-5. This admirable try and MURPHY converted. After into preparations. The side was success. But U.C.D. were a faster Out of the cup win was highlighted by excellent HUTCHINSON had dropped a neat very fit and basically very able. side: they moved more quickly on forward play in tight and loose, goal, the full-back added a penalty But the U.C.D. team included the ball, they thought more U.C.D ...... 3 effective covering a n d useful to the tally and he was on target twelve current senior inter-county quickly. J. LENNON, at centrefield Trinity ...... 1 attacking by the three-quarters and, again to convert the try which players and was in control in every for Trinity, roved wherever perhaps most important, accurate RAY scored after Collegians had position. needed. Yet even his influence was Trinity were knocked out of the goal-kicking by full-back MURPHY. fought back to 11-5. If Trinity can Immediately from the throw-in, minimal. cup in the first round at Belfield This was only Trinity’s second improve as much between this the Trinity goal came under attack. on Saturday, when U.C.D. proved win of the season, but it is hard to match and Wednesday as they have Yet it took U.C.D. until the fourth Every member of the team gave too strong. 2Vi_ARGARET MILLIGAN believe that they had to wait so in the last fortnight, U.C.D. had minute to settle in and score their - of his best, but to no avail. Only put Trinity into the lead, but long for it, as their sense of pur- better be on their toes! first point, which was from a free. J. KIRKPATRICK, in goal, and U.C.D. soon got on top and would pose was clear from the kick-;_g. In the next eight minutes the lead centre half-back T. HANAHOE had have won by more than 3-1 had it With BUCHANAN setting a fine Trinity team: had increased to 1-5 when Trinity really successful games. If the team not been for some fine defensive example, the pack drove into the G. Murphy; R. Herron, D. scored. J. MALONE got a point is to make any impact in its first work, particularly by goalkeeper Northerners with great vigour, and Donovan, A. Ray, D. Beck; R. from a very narrow angle. Dublin Senior Championship, MARGARET PHILP. Chances in Hutchinson, F. Keane; P. Michael, At half-time U.C.D. led by attack did occasionally materialise, the half-backs obtained a good A. Harrison, D. Buchanan (capt.), R. TOM HUNT must continue his supply of the ball. Conditions were Davies, M. Roberts, K. Sheridan, D. 2-12 to 0-1. Substitutions after the leadership w i t h patience and but no Trinity forward managed to rather greasy, but HUTCHINSON Heywood, C. Hawkesworth. interval made the Trinity defence determination. make use of them.

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