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TODAY'S WEATHER INSIDE M E Showers/sun, K p.3: Regal Cinemas to open ' high 54°F. low 44°F. April 23 Extended forecast on page 2 p. 10: Potomac Hall: A resi- dence hall or holding cell? p. 21: 'Goat Boy' Breuerto fDow JONES shed some laughs at JMU 23.86 close: 10,173.84 B R Z E p. 23: Norwood returns to U N school and is right on target V E R S at JMU Sports banquet MONDAY, APRIL 12, 1999 King holiday vote scheduled Thursday "This fall the University recommendation for the ISAROSATO Council sent around the calendar. L senior writer proposed calendar for next year, "I could have pushed it, but it and I said I had a problem that probably would've failed," Emry University Council will decide the holiday wasn't on there," said. In February, he motioned to Thursday whether to grant Emry said. vote on the idea for the 2000-2001 students a break from academic year. classes to honor Martin — a In order to push this Luther King, Jr. AbOUt 80 percent Of idea however, Emry had to A motion presented by do about two academic SGA President Tim Emry SChOOh ill the vears worth of research on calls for no classes on other schools that observe Martin Luther King Jr. Day in the 2000-2001 academic nation have off.JJ the holiday. "There are a lot of year. "About 80 percent of # schools in the nation have It SJUSt the right P^pfe who have a problem off," Emry said. "It's just >> with this, so I have had to the right thing to do. We thing to do... work hard to back up my are behind the times." opinion," he said. This Emry work has included making SGA Senate passed a bill President of opinion in 1997 that presentations to faculty and stated the holiday should student groups about his be observed, Emry said. Emry didn't push for the proposal, as well as getting However, the SGA Executive holiday for this upcoming statements from about 100 other ALEX VESSELS/pto/o editor Council didn't actively pursue academic year since the council SUP, SLIDING AWAY: A Mitsubishi drifted into the creek near McGr- the proposal as an agenda item. had already drawn up a see EMRY page 7 aw-Long Hall Thursday afternoon. It was removed by a tow truck. Two pedestrians struck by car on Port Republic

ELLY HANNON JMU students walk that stretch of Port Republic I news editor Road. Two non-JMU stu- This type of incident dents were struck by an should cause JMU allegedly intoxicated non- students to remember to student driver at the be "defensive pedes- intersection of Interstate trians," said Alan 81 and Port Republic MacNutt, JMU director of Road at 2 a.m. Sunday. public safety. John Dem, 22, was MacNutt said it's charged with driving difficult for drivers to under the influence of constantly be aware of cars alcohol, said Jerry Roy, the and pedestrians that are investigating officer for approaching from STEVE JANZEM'staffphotographer the Harrisonburg Police numerous directions. He The line to see the One Day, One University screening Thursday extended from Qrafton-Stovall to PC Ballroom. Department. Dem's 1999 said the intersection two-door Ford struck between Interstate 81 and Nathan Donalson, 20, and Port Republic Road is a One Day, two premieres Susan Iulbright, 18. very busy intersection and Donalson was treated pedestrians need to careful. University, a video chronicle university that specifically TEVEN LANDRY in the emergency room of "You have to assume documenting a day at JMU. highlighted a day in the life of four i senior writer Rockingham Memorial the worst . . . someone Those who saw One Day didn't students and JMU President Hospital and released. whose visual and More than 1,000 students see a completely refined and Linwood Rose. Iulbright was not treated. mental facilities are packed Grafton-Stovall Theatre "sweetened" video, but they did see "What you're about to see is The accident occurred impaired are even less twice last Thursday for the a 20-minute long video at a time of night on the aware of pedestrians," premiere of One Day, One representation of a day at the see HUNDREDS page 7 weekend when many MacNutt said. Th«B reeze 2 Monday, April 12, 1999 INFORMATION B R z E TABLE OF CONTENTS « • "To the press alone, chequered as • pg. 25 —Baseball feel prepared for 'the real world' • pg. 17 — Zirkle House it is with abuses, the world is NEWS . pg. 25 —NBA column • pg. 11 — "Senioritis" by Gabe • pg. 21 — Jim Breuer preview indebted for all the triumphs • pg. 3 — Pig Roast alcohol pro- Uhr • pg.27 — Powerlifting which have been gained by posal approved • pg. 11 — Darts and Pats FOCUS • pg. 29 — Sports Beat reason and humanity over error • pg. 3 — Regal Cinema to open and oppression." • pg. 18-19 — Freshman Files: April 23 —James Madison STYLE Part Three LIFESTYLE ■■■■■■Hi • pg. 13 — WWF OPINION • pg. 31 — 'Scopes • pg. 13 — One Day, One Uni- SPORTS • pg. 10 — House Editorial: versity review • pg. 33 —Crossword • pg. 23 — Scott Norwood The Breeze is published Monda>yand Potomac Hall offenders • pg. 15 — M.A.CR.o.C.k. speaks at banquet Thursday mornings and distributed Puzzle/comics throughout James Madison University ■ pg. 10 — Spotlight: Do you photo illustration • pg. 23 — Lacrosse and the local Harrisonburg communi ty. Comments and complaints should ':.■■■■ be addressed to Courtney A Crowley Grand Larceny dents relative was missing from editor. • Unidentified individuals its package upon delivery in Georgia, The Breeze POLICE LOG allegedly stole two laptop com- Gl Anthony-Seeger Hall puters from Kee2ell Hail The item was tost or stolen MSC6805 VENLANDRY JMU police officers at the between March 31 at noon and' from its package between James Madison Universi March 30 and Apr* 6. Harrisonburg, Virginia ike reporter hearings suspected the former April 8 at 10 a.m. Phone: (540) 566^6127 student of being involved with a A Toshiba laptop computer, Postal authorities have been Fax: (540) 568-«736 Campus police report the fofiow- drug distribution case. When serial number 11623473-3, val- invotvad in the investigation by EJtalattMK approached by the officers, the cainpuspofce. the breeze8jmu.edu mg: ued at $5,940, was stolen from BmnNtfc former student provided a ficti- a lab in the basement and a Del http / /breeze. jmu.edu Trespass Notice tious name. laptop computer, serial number Reckless Burning/False Served/Arrest for Intent to The former student was HSX2H. valued at $3,963, was RreAJarm Section pnone numberi • Unidentified individuals Opinion/Style: x3846 Distribute Controlled Sub- served .with a trespass notice also stolen from the hail. News:x6699 stance and escorted to county jail aRegedty wrapped toilet paper Focus: x6729 • A former JMU student was where a warrant was served Loss or Theft of Item Sent around a heat sensor in Garber Sports/Graphics: x6709 taken into custody at a hearing and a trespass notice issued. Through US. Mail Hal arid set» on fire on April 9 Photo: x6749 in General District Court on April He was held on $10,000 bail. • A portable pbone sent f rorrt Cheryl Floyd, x8084 8at2:28p.m. the JMU post office to a stu- $eePOUCEi0Gp3gen Susan Shifflett, x8089 LOCATION

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Adams wins in Pig Roast proposal approved SGA election Student Government Seniors of legal age will have limited access to alcohol Association run-off elec- tions were held EATHER NELSON sanctioned alcohol student event. To further ensure safety at the event, a "no While seniors 21 and over will be able to tolerance policy" will be used, Herman said. Wednesday to decide the SGA reporter officer positions of presi- ii buy beer at the event, limitations will be Students who show up drunk, exhibit dent and secretary. The Alcohol and Beverage Control Board placed on the amount. intoxicated behavior or otherwise violate event Junior Austin Adams approved a proposal last week that will Straub said the "controls" set on the event policies will be asked to leave, Herman said. was declared SGA presi- allow alcohol at the Senior Pig Roast in May. are intended to set a tone of celebration as According to the proposal, police offi- dent by defeating sopho- The proposal will allow beer at the annual seniors prepare for graduation. cers will be stationed both in and outside of more Matt Conrad with 57 event on a limited basis, said Erin Uyttewaal, Straub said that food and beverage at the the event area. Student cadets will also percent of the vote. Conrad junior class council president. event will be a "choice and not a focus." patrol the event area and ABC officers will received 43 percent. Uyttewaal worked with Director of Class The committee stated in its proposal that be in attendance. Herman said the ABC Freshman Mike Flaherty defeated sopho- Government Heather Herman and other alcohol consumption "is not a right, but a director will be invited to attend. more Kristen Vetri for the junior class officers to write the proposal that privilege that can be forfeited." Straub said the message the committee position of SGA secretary. was sent to the ABC Board through local rep- The Pig Roast will be labeled as a "private hopes to send to the ABC is that responsible Flaherty received 54 per- resentative Stanley Meador. party," Herman said. Seniors will receive an drinking tan be embedded in this university cent of the vote, Vetri 46 After getting positive feedback from invitation in the mail this week. tradition. percent. JMU President Linwood Rose and Mark Seniors will need to take their invitation to Straub said the intent of the committee is Ten percent of the stu- Warner, vice president of student affairs, the Warren Hall Box Office to get a ticket for to create a festival-type atmosphere, includ- dent population voted in the class officers worked with administra- the roast, Herman said. Tickets will be collect- ing "field events" such as a dunk tank and the run-off elections. tion members to ensure the success of the ed at the event and JAC cards will be swiped both local and regional bands. proposal, Uyttewaal said. at the entrance. Every person entering will Herman said administrators have already Associate vice president for student receive a wristband, color-coded separately mentioned sending the proposal to other uni- affairs, Suzanne Straub, said she became for seniors who are under 21, she said. versities as an example of how responsible In involved with the proposal due to her posi- Seniors who are legally allowed to drink drinking can occur on campuses. tion with the university and her personal will have their wristbands punched each The Senior Class Pig Roast Celebration interest. time they receive a beer. There will be a limit will be held on Godwin Field on May 1 from "I felt so strongly about the partnership that to how many a student can get, Herman said. 11:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Food and beverages Flute Choir to staff and students could have," Straub said. Students will receive a copy of the rules will be served from noon to 3:00 p.m. According to the proposal, this annual tra- and procedures for the event at the box office Tickets will be $7, including food and play in Europe dition is intended to be the only university- when they pick up their tickets, Herman said. beverages. The JMU Flute Choir will perform three concerts in England April 17-19. The 25-member choir New theater to will perform as part of the Birmingham Flute Commission's Flute Day, joining flutists and com- be area's largest posers from througout Europe. our business," he said. HRISTIE MESSINA The choir's other con- There has been no determina- certs will be in Worcester staff writer tion yet as to whether the theater and Henley. Regal Cinemas is preparing in Valley Mall will survive as a This tour is the first time first-run theater, downgrade to a an American flute choir has to open Harrisonburg's largest been invited to England to theater, a 14-screen multiplex on discount theater or close entirely, perform, said Carol University Boulevard, April 23. Zacheretti said. He predicts that Kniebusch, founder and The theater has stadium-style all three theaters will not play director of the choir. seating, making each row one the same films. The Flute Choir will per- foot higher than the one in front. The new theater will be open form at JMU on April 14 in "This will give you a full seven days a week and will keep a free concert in Anthony- Seeger Auditorium. TCRlSTEN GUBMAJconiribuiing photographer sight,"said Phil Zacheretti, Regal approximately the same hours as JOB HUNTING: Prospective employers discuss careers at the College Cinemas media relations repre- the other two theaters, with the of Arts and Letters Showcase Thursday in PC Ballroom. sentative. "Hopefully, no one in latest showing around 10 p.m. Phi Kappa Phi front will block your view of the A Harrisonburg Transit offi- screen." cial confirmed that buses will hosts speaker Although seats are still being run directly to the theater from installed, General Manager Chris Godwin bus stop. Currently, The National President Duvall estimates the theater will Routes 1 and 11 service that area of Phi Kappa Phi Honor MANDATORY seat close to 2,500 people. on University Boulevard. The Society, Neil Luebke, will Ticket prices will remain the bus stop will either be moved or speak at the JMU chapter's same as the other two Regal a new one will be added at the 25th anniversary celebra- Theaters in Harrisonburg, $6.50 theater, said transit supervisor tion at 5 p.m. on April 15th NEWS MEETING for adults and $4.50 for chil- Vickie Conley. in Chandler Hall's dren, seniors and matinee In addition, Route 5 will run Shenandoah Room. showings. No student dis- directly to the theater once the The celebration will fea- TODAY AT 3:30. counts will be offered. Reservoir Street bridge is com- ture an initiation ceremony Regal is still in the process pleted. / for about 100 people, of hiring employees, Zacheretti Junior Chris Davidson said including JMU President CALLCINA, said, although management he will probably go to the Linwood Rose and positions have already been movies more often. English Professor Ralph A. filled. Zacheretti expects about "The theater on Main Street Cohen. KELLYOR BRIAN 30 people will be hired for the is completely inadequate," he JMU Chancellor Ronald theater's opening, with around said. "The theater at the mall Carrier, the founder of the 10 to 15 more hired for the always seems empty. I think a JMU chapter of Phi Kappa X6699IFYOU summer. new one would actually gener- Phi, will also speak. Because this theater is much ate more interest." Phi Kappa Phi recog- larger and newer than the other Junior Kelly Coon is also nizes superior scholarship two Harrisonburg theaters, pleased to see the new theater. in all academic fields. CANT ATTEND Zacheretti said he expects that the "They will probably be able others will lose some business. to show more recent movies," "It's just a natural function of she said. 4 Monday, April 12, 1999 NEWS . 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SPECIAL THANKS TO: JAMES MCHONE JEWELRY "WHERE JMU SHOPS" The Breeze NEWS Monday, April 12, 1999 5 Professor is Latinos form fraternity named Lambda Theta Phi offers Latino men brotherhood campus, including JMU," Bryant said. found it was actually something I was Fulbright AGDA SALAZAR According to the Lamda Theta Phi web missing and I hadn't realized it." Icontributing writer site, www.lambdal975.org, the fraternity Rich in culture, language, history, Scholar In fall 1997, three JMU students with was first established in 1975 at Kean dance, music, family unity, strength and Latin American backgrounds sought to College in Union, N.J. The brotherhood of loyalty, the national organization easily RIAN WESTLEY Latino students is fairly new. It started as, welcomed the new brothers to become establish an organization that would serve 'assistant news editor the needs of Latin American men at JMU. and has continued to be, an organization part of what the founders had in mind The result was the first chapter of Lambda devoted to the unity of Latinos, joined by during the mid-1970s, Jimenez said. A JMU political science professor Theta Phi in Virginia. a common bond of wanting to excel in a "One of the first things that impressed earned the opportunity to teach students Junior Andres Jimenez, sophomore traditional world. me was seeing the intense pride of who in Egypt about American government Ruben Justiniano and JMU alum Marcial Jimenez said what started out as an they [brothers of Lambda Theta Phi) were and public policy. Cortez are the brothers and founders of inquiry into national headquarters and what they had started with this frater- Assistant Professor of Political Science Lambda Theta Phi, Fraternindad Latina, evolved into a leadership role for him. nity," Justiniano said. "The fraternity Elizabeth Garbrah-Aidoo was selected to Inc. The fraternity is committed to the Through contact with the office, he was brothers came from all over the country receive a Fulbright Scholar Award in practice of unity and respect among all told of other students at JMU who had and there was this bond, it was instant. Egypt for next year. "This is an honor to cultures and creeds. also expressed an interest in becoming There was this fire to it and it had its own me, an honor to JMU," she said. "[It will] Lambda Theta Phi will hold the orga- members of the Latin fraternity. spirit, its own life." enrich my career and knowledge of politi- nization's first informational meeting on "I went and asked these individuals Lambda Theta Phi is not the only orga- cal science." April 22 in Taylor Hall. Room 303 at 9 who had also asked about the fraternity to nization on campus that aims to highlight Garbrah-Aidoo applied to be a Latin American culture. Club Latino was Fulbright Scholar last July. She was noti- started in the fall of 19% by JMU alumnus fied that she had been selected around Chris Diaz ('97). Now in its fourth year, spring break. Club Latino, along with Peer Mentors, are "It's like an exchange program for pro- active in working together with Lambda fessors," she said. Theta Phi. On April 30 in PC Ballroom, Alan Schechter, chair of the Fulbright the three organizations will host Foreign Scholarship Board, said in a letter Celabracion Latina, a dinner and dance to Garbrah-Aidoo that the purpose of the semi-formal event with live music by Fulbright Program is, "to increase mutual RicoRengue. Proceeds from the event understanding between the people of the will go to aid in the relief efforts of United States and those of other coun- Hurricane Mitch. Tickets are $8 in tries." advance for JMU students $10 for noh- Nearly 225,000 scholars and profes- JMU students. sionals have been involved with the Raven Garvey, Club Latino vice presi- Fulbright program, Schechter said. dent, said, "I think it's wonderful that JMU President Linwood Rose con- there is a second Latino organization. It gratulated Garbrah-Aidoo for her selec- provides other options for Latinos even tion as a Fulbright Scholar. Rose said in a with the limited number of students that letter he is "delighted that the opportuni- we do have." ty for this kind of valuable international Being such a new organization to the exchange is part of the educational JMU community however has left the process at JMU." group in a floating situation. Jimenez said Garbrah-Aidoo will teach at a univer- the Lambda Theta Phi constitution was sity in Egypt. She said most students in written with the standards of the Inter- Africa know about the political system in Fraternity Council in mind. Currently, America. But she said she hopes to clear the organization does not have the 20 up misconceptions that students in Egypt members needed to be considered a part might have about the United States. of IFC nor do they anticipate becoming a "I have always wanted to go [to social fraternity. The members of Lambda Egypt]," Garbrah-Aidoo said. "I believe in Theta Phi, however, feel they will be bet- culture and diversity to promote world ter served under the umbrella of CMSS power." She said conflicts occur in the PHOTO COURTESY OF ANDRES JIMENEZ and in turn also better serve the JMU com- world because people don't understand (l-r) The three members of Lambda Theta Phi, Marcial Cortez, Ruben Justiniano munity. one another. 4, and Andres Jimenez, gather In front of their banner. Instead, Lambda Theta Phi looks to be Garbrah-Aidoo said she wants to be a p.m. for anyone interested in becoming see what their level of interest was," an active service organization both on and bridge between the United States and part of the new group of Latino leaders. Jimenez said. "That's how I met Ruben, off campus. Jimenez said the active mem- Egypt. She said she hopes to bring her "Primarily what we want to do is pro- who was a freshman here at the time, and bers have worked with Migrant Education experience in Egypt back to her students mote and preserve the Latino culture and I talked to Marcial who was very active as part of their tutorial program with in the U.S. heritage," Jimenez said. with Club Latino and there were otners Latino high school students. Garbrah-Aidoo also said she hopes to While Justiniano is positive about the who had expressed the same interest." Through the efforts of college student be able to set up a semester or summer role of the Latino organization on campus, On Nov. 2, 1998, Jimenez, Justiniano volunteers, high school students receive abroad program in Egypt and the Middle he said he has reservations about a cultur- and Cortez were initiated by the brothers help in preparing for SAT exams and East for JMU students. During her year in ally-based organization in a predominant- of lambda Theta Phi in New Jersey. homework tutorials. Egypt, she said she hopes to find out where and how much it will cost to send ly white campus. The percentage of Latino students at "While promoting and preserving our "It's going to be tough to instill the JMU make up only two percent of the Latin culture and heritage, we also want students to the region. ideals of what this fraternity represents," total population. But to Jimenez the to increase the appeal of JMU to college- Garbrah-Aidoo has been teaching at Justiniano said, "because the people here important factor is not in the number so bound Latino students," Jimenez said. JMU since 1995. She came to the United States from Ghana in 1972. She earned her at JMU are so unaware of what Latino cul- much as the pride that can come out of "And we want to increase the population master's and doctoral degrees in political ture is really all about." being part of Lambda Theta Phi. of JMU Latino students to a level that Zephia Bryant, assistant director of the Justiniano said becoming a member reflects the national population." science at the University of Houston. In Center for Multicultural Student Services, of the brotherhood was more than just "Latinos are the fastest growing minor- addition to teaching at JMU, Garbrah- said he feels that an organization with a an initiation,process for him, it was ity in the U.S., however, we are certainly Aidoo has taught at Tuskegee University positive attitude and a mission to accom- also about learning what was impor- not the fastest growing group at JMU. We in Alabama, the University of Houston in plish are key elements in succeeding in tant to him. hope to do something about that." Texas, and she was a visiting professor at unknown territory. "At the beginning, I felt we were going Questions and comments, or anyone the University of South Carolina. "Any time any students organize to use the fraternity as a tool to attract interested in learning more about Lambda "I try to combine the good things from together for a very specific purpose they more Latino students to JMU," Justiniano Theta Phi, can send all inquiries to the places I've been to make me a better can make a very strong impact'on any said. "But once I got into the fraternity, I [email protected]. person," she said.

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Dominion University, Duke a permanent holiday recognizing concerned that if the holiday is Emry said. "I use that day to Freshman James Haggard University, Northwestern any particular person, political not observed, it will be treated reflect arid acknowledge all said, "I think we should have the University, Arizona State interest, or religious or ethnic just like any other day. people who have suffered day off. And if campus had a University, University of holiday. "1 think we should have off injustices. It's a special day for me special speaker or ceremony, like Nebraska, Florida State "For the most part national because it is a day of importance. and for a lot of people." they did for Holocaust University and Texas A&M. holidays are ignored by the It signifies the struggle of a great Faculty in support of Emry's Remembrance, I'd probably go to Those who are opposed to the university," Harris said. "This is person and we should always proposal want to have programs it. I don't think someone like him idea think students would be not to be seen as a statement remember that," he said. "If we educating students of all issues should be overlooked." taking off for irresponsible against the rights of anyone to have classes it will just be like any King is involved with. Collin Lee, SGA vice president reasons, Emry said. Council hold events or establish, a other day." 'Tim has a nice list of activities and University Council member, members have said that having celebration at the university, but Further opposition from the and I do support those," said said mat the motion will be debated class would be more in the question is do we need to council noted that the university Douglas Brown, vice president of by Emry and then the whole conjunction with King's beliefs, cancel classes to do that." doesn't observe President's Day academic affairs. "I would council will vote on it. The motion but Emry said he thinks otherwise. While he hasn't seen the exact or Labor Day, so Martin Luther support diverting class time to needs a majority vote to pass. "It will just be business as text of the motion, Harris said he King, Jr. Day shouldn't be any partake in those activities." The University Council usual," he said. 'Teachers don't doesn't think canceling classes is different. However, Emry said Students think having the day consists of 28 students, faculty want to lose a day to talk about necessary to celebrate MLK Day. he found in his research that off would give them more time to and administrators. It meets King in class." "Not to say that the events more universities have off for attend programs. about four times a year, and the Arch Harris, the Faculty outside of the classroom aren't MLK Day, as opposed to the Junior Bianca Watson said, "I meetings are open to the public. Hundreds flock to One Day screenings HUNDREDS, from page 1 dreds of other JMU students, for coming, and introduced to with a One Day crew T-shirt. end were yet to be added in. staff and faculty were shown the audience another integral The student producers of the Senior Matt Tricano, who not the finished product, that's throughout the video, whether member of the One Day crew, video invited Agarwal, Anitai, helped edit One Day, said he for sure," said John Woody, the they had any active interaction John Fishell, the instructor of Chapman and Ferrara up to the thought the video went real executive producer of One Day, with the selected students and SMAD 434. stage to present them with gifts. well, considering how much One University, before the video Rose. "The shooting went well," Woody thanked the alumni sleep the crew got. "Monday was shown. The four students followed Woody told the audience. "The involved in the project as well night, everyone was up." He Woody told the crowd the were freshman Prince Agarwal, editing and post-production as Interface Vid^o, a company video was narrowed down from explained that the editing junior Tamar Anitai, freshman was a nightmare." that has agreed to donate the process he was involved in went 15,000 shots taken in one day, Mark Chapman and senior Woody then brought all those first 1,000 duplicates of the by 16 crews of more than 100 from about 6 p.m. Tuesday to 12 Michelle Ferrara. involved with the One Day pro- video free. p.m. Wednesday afternoon. people. He explained that most Woody said the video was a The video captured many ject up to the stage and were "Most of Tuesday night was of the work was done by stu- great gift for parents and others. moments that many students at greeted with a huge applause spent logging tapes," Tricano dents taking SMAD 433 "It'll help out a great scholar- JMU typically share, whether it by the audience. said. Logging tapes allowed the (Advanced Digital Production- be an adventurous bus ride on Woody said "We're going to ship fund for great students," Video) and SMAD 434 producers of the video to quick- (Advanced Digital Production- ly know exactly what was on Sound) this semester. 'We were dubbing off the computer at 7:05 p.m. The each tape so they could decide "We're planning to preempt what and what not to include in this video just right," Woody video actually entered this building at 7:22 p.m. the video, he said. said. "We hope to have it ready Ferrara, one of the student for graduation." John Woody stars of One Day, said that Even before 7:30 p.m., One Day, One University executive producer although One Day wasn't a com- Grafton-Stovall was filled to plete representation of a day in capacity, with One Day crew the Harrisonburg Transit or fill in a lot of holes." With a he said. her life, she said she was members not admitting further having a meal at D-hall. grin, he offered a bit of advice to After seeing the video, fresh- impressed with the result. "I entry. Hundreds of students The video had humorous the audience, "don't ever try to man Wes Spano said, "I thought can't believe they fit so many waited until the second show- touches as well, whether it was edit a video in one day." that it represented our universi- things in," Ferrara said. ing of the video at 8:15 p.m. a peaceful shot of ducks near The video was created in ty very well." Woody explained after the sec- When the lights went dark, Newman Lake, Chapman order to raise money for a Freshman Mike Price agreed ond showing of ihe video that the audience clapped vigorous- yawning during a lecture or a SMAD scholarship fund, and and said, "I thought it was a adding some last-minute touch- ly in eager anticipation of the modest shot of a nude model. once the video has been edited well-made video. It was cool." es before the premiere were Senior Brian Higgins, a SMAD video. Though not every day at JMU to its final version, ft will be indeed last minute touches. major who created the anima- The video opened with an ani- features the Duke Dog careen- sold at the JMU Bookstore for "We were dubbing off the $15 each, Woody said. All pro- tion sequence at the beginning mation sequence that zipped ing down a zip line, the video computer at 7:05 p.m.," Woody rapidly through a graphical rep- covered almost every aspect of ceeds will go directly to the of One Day, said he was pleased SMAD scholarship. with the end result. "I think it said. "The video actually resentation of the inside of the the university, including parts entered this building at 7:22 of Harrisonburg, like popular Rose, who was on hand to went really well. It was the first Wilson Hall cupola. p.m." restaurants and parks. view the video's premiere, con- time I saw it with all the audio," After the animation sequence, Senior Kim Cantor said she morning shots of the university The video ended with a gratulated the One Day crew for he said. unique video effect, in which their hard work and announced Higgins said the video is enjoyed the video. "I think it's were shown, as well as footage about 80 to 90 percent done and amazing," Cantor said. "The of maintenance crews working video shots encompassing the he would kick-start the project whole screen were zoomed by purchasing $5,000 worth of said the audio needed to be crew worked so hard and so on preparing the baseball field. fixed in some parts, some work intensely. It's a great thing for Though the video focused from large to small. tapes to go toward a SMAD scholarship fund. Woody needed to be done on the intro- them and a great thing for the mainly on a day jn the life of After the first showing, thanked Rose by presenting him duction and the credits at the university." four students and Rose, hun- Woody thanked the audience

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"To the press alone, chequered as h is with abuses, the world is indebted for ail the triumphs wltich have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression." —James Madison Editor Courtney Crowley Managing editor Kelly Whalen Ads manager Brandon Hedrick Technology manager GregPfeil Art director Dylan Baucherte Production manager Rick Haraun News editor Kelly Hannon News editor Gina Monlefusco Asst. news editor Brian Westley Opinion editor Melanie Jennings Asst- opinion editor AmyBafumo Style editor Jenny Slromann Focus editor Megan Ross Asst.stykjfocus editor Alison Manser Sports editor. Mike Gesario Asst. sports editor Jason Mclntyre Copy editor Marcia Apperson Potomac Hall offenders should respect rules Asst. copy editor Steven Landry College life has always con- reality. Regardless of distance, students are so bored with life Photo editor Alex Vessels sisted of more than sitting Potomac Hall residents are sub- that they feel the need to commit Asst. photo editor Laura Undsey in a classroom, cramming ject to the same rules and conduct grand larceny and destruction of Graphics editor Michele Johnston the brain with hundreds of facts standards as the rest of the cam- property at twice the rate as Advisers FUpDeLuca orr studying until all hours of the pus. Campus police have been other residence halls, they need Alan Neckowitz niight. The real meat of the college hard at work trying to curb viola- to take a closer look at what JMU David Wendeiken experience takes root in the way tions and we applaud their has to offer in terms of extracur- we live as students and the efforts. According to the article, ricular activities, growth we experience as the police have been keeping the As a substitution for destruct- EDITORIAL POLICY result of our time at JMU. ttrwn u . ing property, try working out. According to an April 8 1 he college experience UREC °ffe^ * kick-boxing Trie hiHisc editorial reflects the opinion of the article in The Breeze, 2„ A „jf A _.„>«__ class for those who feel the editorial hoard as a whole, and is not Potomac Hall residents is not about setting need to hit things. Also, some- necessarily the opinion of any individual staff have been recklessly where within the fall schedule member of the Brteee. breaking the law, giving records for run-ins with book there are numerous kine- little respect to rules and siologv classes where people Courtney Crowley ... editor regulations. The only ratio- the law." can take out their frustrations Kelly Whalen... managing editor nal response is to say, grow through sports. Melanie Jennings... opinion editor up people! You're in college now! building under close scrutiny. This For those who have the incur- Amy Bafumo . .. asst. opinion editor Get—— some respect1 forj yourself --.. has-.--.-.„._„.... not contributed.^w^v* toivitn the IIUUIVHnumber uisivable urgeuigv toiu aicai,steal, try11 y gellinggetting a and where you live. The college of violations, merely the number job. There are plenty of places on Letters JO the editor should he no mote than experience is not about setting of students being held accountable campus that offer employment 500 words, columns should he no more than records for run-ins with the law. for their actions. We also applaud opportunities. Just think of it, 800 words, and both will he published on a Because of this, some students in space available basis. They must be delivered to resident advisors for taking their you could earn some money and The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. Potomac Hall need to clean up responsibilities seriously. actually buy what your heart The Breeze reserves the tight to edit for clarity their act along with their image. College should be about getting desires instead of stealing it. and space. Now is the time to start behav- an education while having a good Without further ado, we The opinions tn this section do not necessarily ing like adults and making better time— not the reckless abandon- encourage those rowdy resi- reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, decisions. Those who believe that dent of good judgment. Students dents of Potomac Hall to hop ocJames Madison University. the distance between Potomac in Potomac Hall need to re-exam- the next Harrisonburg Transit, Hall and the rest of campus is an ine their priorities and use the come to campus and find a new opportunity to behave poorly intelligence that got them into hobby that doesn't include caus- need to get a more solid grip on college in the first place. If these ing trouble. Topic: Do you think you'll be prepared for life in 'the real world' after college'

"No. I have learned "Yes. Student "Yes. The JMU "Definitely . . ■ a lot of smart stuff, teaching will faculty has but I don't know the strong faculty really prepare helped prepare with their D how much the me." me to be the Taco scholastic aptitude knowledge and Bell manager I've experience [have is going to prepare longed to be." . u me." prepared me]." Angela Ting Kent Preiss-Davis Orlando Ruiz SPOTLIGHTMEGHAN MONTGOMERY/sraffphotographer junior,*:■ —.*•communications senior, English sophomore, marketing senior, business The Breeze ., Monday, -Aprill 2,1999 11 -'■ TIT — OP/ED Senioritis outbreak affects students Spring has sprung: Medical condition sabotages numerous classes across campus As students linger languidly on the knowledge from four (or more) years of GPA and my impending graduation, Several columns later I realized that Quad, my thoughts drift to those classes that it begins to swell. but at the same time I felt I had to chal- people would rather read jokes about of spring flowers, spring skies, Unfortunately, the condition cannot be lenge myself. beer. Ah, beer — giver of insobriety. spring rolls and spring dresses. remedied by simply eliminating studying. The result is a schedule that balances My point is that this university is During the winter, you forget how Senioritis is not curable, but it is treatable. rigorous physical activity (mountain bik- changing. Whether it changes for the bet- many students actually go to school here To alleviate the condition, my doctor ing, KIN 123) with tedious research out- ter or for the worse is up to the students, because so many of them are busy hiber- recommended heavy side of class (film but you should be aware that you are nating in their rooms. But now that warm drinking, regular class, ENG 380). This inheriting a vastly different university weather is here, it is finally the right time napping and moder- may sound like a than the JMU of the past. for students who think sandals are four- ate sun worship. If Conduwit joke, but why don't I'm no dummy. I've learned a thing season footwear. any of you think I am you try watching or two during my six years at JMU After a couple of brief interludes of making this up, I "The Usual Suspects" (unofficial graduation motto: stay just a winter weather, spring has sprung. The have proof. and "The Rocky little bit longer). Here is an actual Horror Picture Show" What I've learned is that you should time when hackey-sacks and frisbees are — Gabe Uhr flung with reckless abandon. The time comment I received for college credit. question everyone and everything at when everyone plays guitars outside. The on a paper last During the JMU. This may sound like I have no time when young men's thoughts rum to week: "Gabe, from its wide margins and spring, it's hard enough just to go to school spirit, but I have so much JMU those of... school work? Not quite. 14-point font to its short paragraphs, class, let alone do work. There's always pride that I vomit purple and gold nearly Even with finals rapidly approaching, this potentially first-rate paper looks to an excuse to skip class: St. Patrick's Day, every weekend. I cannot motivate myself to do school be the work of someone looking for- April Fools' Day, Good Friday, regular To my four fans, hopefully this time work. I thought I might have mono, so I ward to graduation." Friday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday next year I won't be editing Teen Beat mag- recently went to my physician, Dr. Rosen There you have it, written proof that I and even Thursday. azine or some other sort of prostitution for Rosen. It turns out that I am actually am no longer a capable student. And now, a very unfunny conclu- English majors. afflicted with a common springtime mala- I think that deep down I've known that sion to Conduwit. I know it's a real Thanks to all of my friends, and I'll dy — senioritis. I had senioritis for a year or two now. For faux paus to write a "dear diary" edito- miss you most of all Scarecrow. "Nothing The term senioritis comes from the the last year, I've only been able to manage rial, so I'll spare you all an egotistical to tell now. Let the words be yours, I'm Greek, senior being the wisest of students, 12 hours a semester. Tragically, I need 16 farewell column. done with mine." and -ids meaning inflammation. hours to graduate this semester. When I started writing for The Breeze, 1 Senioritis is literally the inflammation I was worried that a heavy course load tried to be the voice of the students, speak- Gabe Uhr is a senior English major who is of a senior's brain, so saturated with and my case of senioritis might affect my ing out against the injustices of JMU. out like Velcro shoes.

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E VIE W E VIEW One Day is a documentary Preston Michaels, a native of of a typical JMU day. Harrisonburg, defeated the However, the day filming took California Kid in the night's place was not exactly typical opening bout to become the new due to the cameras document- Junior Lightweight Champion. ing this project, which had not The Kid had the upper hand for been done before. In any case, most of the match, but Michaels the events in the film did take . trapped him in a small package place, highlighting actors who and got the pin. played themselves. Colt Steel and The Maniac The almost half hour film battled to a double count out has a nostalgic tone (One can draw in the second match. picture looking at this film in Ax of Demolition retained his 20 years and having a memory US. Heavyweight Championship PATRICK HOKST/sluff photographer session.) Appropriate images belt with a disqualification win Greg "The Hammer" Valentine works on the leg of Bunkhouse Buck Saturday night In Godwin Hall. of clouds rolling by Carrier over Typhoon. Typhoon was dis- Valentine won the match by disqualification. Library before sunrise and a qualified when Ax found a pair of duck swimming toward the brass knuckles on Typhoon. fountain in Newman Lake pro; Russian Nikolai Volkoff tried duce this tone. Also, there was to continue the tradition of the familiar instance of a student singing the Soviet national It's 'Hammer' time asleep during lecture. anthem before his tag team Moments of surprise were match with partner Ivan Koloff, not missing at Thursday "but the Double Doinks hit the Step in the ring with former WWF superstar night's premiere. These Soviets from behind while included animation of the roll as he joined the National sport is a business and not Volkoff was singing. The irate IKE GESARIO everyone can be trusted. inside and outside of Wilson Soviets then announced only one Wrestling Alliance. Hall's cupola and a noncom- senior writer The 1970s were a very special "They're not friends," of them would take on both M mercial soundtrack. time for Valentine. He won his Valentine said of some of his Doinks in an attempt to show past colleagues. "They're busi- During the presentation, my Wrestling fans at JMU wit- first title in 1975. He then won the mind did not stray nor did I the Soviets' superiority over NWA Tag Team belts with Rick ness partners or business associ- American athletes. nessed former WWF superstar become uninterested. Part of Flair. Valentine would hold the ates. You really get in trouble Volkoff won the coin toss and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine the reason for this is due to the NWA tag team titles four times. when you start considering them took on both Doinks. After hitting do what he does best Saturday filmscore. Instead of using In 1979, Valentine moved on friends because most of them are each Doink with a foreign object night when University Program out for themselves." popular songs on the radio, Board staged Wrestle War '99 in to New York City and the WWF the instrumental music chosen and then ramming one Doink where his career continued to Valentine enjoys working into a chain that had been draped Godwin Hall. followed sequences accurately. soar. He became the eighth for independent leagues, such over the turn buckles, Volkoff Valentine, bom John Wisniski as the National Championship During the arrival of stu- Jr. in 1951, followed in his Intercontinental champ in WWF dents, faculty and staff to cam- pinned Doink to get the win. history on Sept. 24, 1984 when Wrestling Federation, because Greg "The Hammer'' father's footsteps and became a this competition — while still pus, ragtime music was chosen. wrestler at a young age. he defeated Tito Santana. He lost The characters' movements Valentine retained his Mid- the belt back to Santana the fol- present — doesn't exist at such Atlantic Championship title with "My dad was a wrestler, a a high level. He is not tied to rapidly increase to match the very successful one," Valentine lowing July and turned his atten- music's tempo. a win over Bunkhouse Buck in tion to tag team wrestling. one federation and he can the following match. Bunkhouse said. "I watched him wrestle therefore choose not to book Hearing musical selections, several times and said that I Valentine teamed up with like the ragtime example, was disqualified when he hit the Brutus Beefcake to form the himself and take a weekend off referee after the ref tried to stop would like to try it. I think he when he desires. meant the presentation was was my inspiration to do it. He "Dream Team." In 1985, they less conventional and the lis- him from using a rope to choke won the WWF Tag Team titles. "I like to wrestle," Valentine Valentine. Valentine did use his didn't think I would do that said. "That's why I'm still doing tener was not likely to be dis- good and I didn't think I would Over this time, Valentine's fig- tracted by the scoring. patented figure-four leg lock in ure-four leg lock and elbow drop it. I don't have to be doing this." the match, but Bunkhouse was do as good as I have do/ie." Valentine is not ruling out a The documentary establishes Valentine was sent to Stu became trademark maneuvers. a solid tone and it does not lose near the corner of the ring and "It was real good," Valentine return to the spotlight. He would was able to grap the ring ropes Hart's "Dungeon" in Calgary, consider going back to the WWF its pace. The filming, scoring and Alberta, Canada to train for six said of his WWF career. "The editing are appropriately done. to break the hold. heydays for me were from '79 to if owner Vince McMahon made In the main event, the Rock & months with the hopes of mak- an offer and would perhaps join One Day, One University '89 when I really enjoyed myself. serves as a visual interpreta- Roll Express defeated the ing a name for himself. the WCW if a few management "You've gotta have real drive It was superb for a while." tion of the sights and sounds at Disciples of Apocalypse. After Tired of the cut throat compe- changes were made within the and around JMU. the match, Chainz of DOA and determination," Valentine organization. If you want to show your said. "I think if s real hard to be a tition and constantly being on attacked Bobby Saxton. the road, Valentine left the WWF But for now, 'The Hammer" friends or others what they While the show was not wrestler. It's not easy, but if you is content even if he is perform- might find or experience at really like something, it makes it in 1992. this university, then this is the WWF Raw or even WCW During his time in wrestling, ing in Harrisonburg instead of Monday Nitro, it was some good a lot easier." New York City. video for you. • Valentine's career started to Valentine has learned that the old fashion rasslin'.

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ThcBrette STYH Monday, April 12,1999 17 Hackett shares her triumph, deeper story STEVE JANZEN contributing writer Senior Laura Hackett's hand- made paper artwork is a glimpse into her personal battle with cancer. Her eventual victory over the deadly disease and strong faith are carefully documented, piece by piece, throughout her Zirkle House show. Hackett's art is made up of layered arrangements of paper and found objects, which range from palm leaves to 35 mm film negatives. The undefined edges and tex- ture of the handmade paper cre- ate an earthy, organic feel that meshes well with the southwest theme found in some pieces. In a piece titled "US," an STEVE JAHZENIconlribuling photographer array of palm leaves seems to be On the left is one of senior Laura Hackett's pieces. She said her work shows that you can triumph over anything. On the right is one of interwoven with the paper. This senior Staci Howard's works. She said her work focuses on angels because of their mythical, magical and ambigous qualities. natural feel is further echoed by simple wing shape serves to tie surrounding elements of sand in various parts of the works. materials to construct her art- EXHIBITS and feathers and ambient 'spirit' "If people get something out work, including wax and wood. together the variety of pieces in song sounds. of what's just there on the wall, The small scale of the pieces cre- Howard's show. WHO: Seniors Laura Hackett Contrary to what viewers' that's fine," Hackett said, "but ates a mysticism and delicacy The artist says she concen- and Staci Howard impulses might be, Hackett mere's a deeper story there if peo- that are necessary to her subject trated on the idea of angels for WHERE: Zirkle House encourages them to touch, pick ple will look." Howard's art takes a variety her show, in spite of the trendy WHEN: Now through April 17 up and look through the works. This unique type of personal of shapes and forms. and "girly" images that are often TIME: Zirkle House's new Hackett said she wants to and tactile interaction with the art Everything from small angel associated with them. business hours are: Mondays, itself makes this exhibit an statuettes to wax boxes line the The mythical, magical and Wednesdays and Fridays show people through her story from noon to 5 p.m., that, "There's nothing you can intriguing experience. walls of the gallery. Delicate ambiguous qualities of angels are what Howard said interested Tuesdays and Thursdays go through that you can't tri- Down the hall in Zirkle's Other white drapes and feathers scat- from 1 to 5 p.m., and umph over." Gallery is senior Staci Howard's tered throughout the gallery her most, but in the end, her goal Saturday from noon to 4 p.m. A large portion of this message exhibit focusing on angels. serve as a backdrop to the was to, "just make something is written on bits of paper placed Howard uses a variety of works. A repeated image of a that I like."

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The time has come to bid our freshmen representa- last look into the lives of our freshmen representatives. tives adieu. After two short semesters, they're Katie recalls the night she slept on the floor of Zane ready to plunge headlong into sophomore year, Showker after being forced out of her dorm, Hope admits she settle on majors, find new places to live and figure out if made it into Police Log, and Aaron reminisces about the time he indeed there is life after Gen Ed. "forgot" about three tests and two papers due the next day. They've survived everything from early morning fire Before saying goodbye, Katie, Hope and Aaron drills to the hassles of registration, late night dorm pranks have agreed to answer a few final questions and give to weekend parties, what it means to procrastinate to why some words of advice to this aging senior as well as all they shouldn't. the other students who might have forgotten their fresh- In this last chapter of "Freshmen Files," Simmons takes one men roots at JMU.

. Katie Lawson Harrisonburg, VA How was your fresh- man year? It was hard, but it was also really enjoyable and it was so quick. What is your favorite memory of freshman year? My roommate and I, it was four in the morning and we had stayed in and watched a movie or sornething and we had finally gotten to bed when my roommate says "uh, I have to pee." She gets up, she goes out and she comes back into our room and is like, "Katie, there's someone passed out in our hallway." And mere's some girl and all we can see from our door is her butt... and I was like, oh my God, she's dying. But she was fine, she was just konked out on the floor asleep and apparently drunk. I have this camera that has an auto shoot, so we have pictures that we took with this drunk girl at like four in the morning, so that's my favorite rnorning. What was your worst memory? The residents of Eagle Hall got kicked out because there was a fire alarm that went off at two [a jn.] and we did- n't get back to our dorm until six. Everyone had tests and everyone had midterms because this happened right before spring break. It was pretty bad, we were like refugees. We were all in Zane Showker and they made us get off the floor. 1 mean, 1 fell asleep on the floor of the business building. And men they made us Do you think you'll stay friends with Are you nervous about next year? leave because they were afraid we'd still be there when the same people all throughout college? classes started so then we went to Chandler and fell Well, it's kind of alarming because it was all over so asleep on their floor. Yes, 1 think so, but it's kind of sad because I've quickly, and even though I feel like I got a lot out of already drifted away from some of the friends I've freshman year, if s scary because the people I made What is something you would like peo- made this year. But 1 know that the people that I'm friends with who are seniors are going to be graduat- really good friends with, I'll probably stay friends ing and that*s depressing. ple to remember about their freshman with all four years. The fact that we're not going to be the babies any- year? more ... I can't blame things on being a freshman any- Are you looking forward to next year? more. When people ask me things I can't say anymore, I'd 6ay remember the friends you had and remember the "Hey, no, don't look at me. I'm just a freshman." friends you make. And remember all the crazy things Yes, because hopefully III get to live in a Bluestone that happened to you unexpectedly. instead of Eagle!

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Yeah, I definitely have a place here. I think that's what everyone looks for when they come Hope Mills to college... a group mat they can fit in Wi«t and a circle ctf friends. Do you have any regrets from this last year? How was your freshman year? No, I think everything that's happened has happened foxa reason... I think even when Awesome. I can't believe if s gone by things haven't been me best, it was all for a reason. You just team from everything. so fast. 1 was just walking around and smelling the spring smells and What are your plans for next semester? the smells kind of remind me of cer« taini things I've done I was ju*t wink- IrVkind of scary because mis year you took all Gen Ed classes and did- ing back to the summer because it n't have to worry, but next year you have to start focusing on the major was one of those evergreen smells, | stuff. So I'm trying to look at what I'd have to take to major in what I and it smells like when we camped at mink i want to do now. band camp. I mean, gosh, so much time has gone by and you change so What major are you looking at? much your freshman year and you don't even realize when you first walk in mat you're going to; I thinkTm going to be health sciences, but I'm not sure. We'll see how I it's so amazing like it after I take all the science courses you have to take for the major. Then 1 might be like, "Nope, not for me." What was your best memory from freshman What would you like to tell people to remember year? about freshman year? I can't really pick abest one.... Iguess when I got the marching- Iguess just to take in the newness of it all I know everyone says try band's CD and listened to that. That was really cool to know I everything, but mere's so many things you could do and if s such a was a part of that. Mostly just being on your own and having great environment. I know everyone says that but that's the best advice mends that you can hang out with whenever you want. 1 could think to give anyone. I mean, after this, you're not going to be the youngest at JMU anymore. Do you have a memory that really stands out? What are you looking forward to next year? Well I set off the fire alarm in my dorm two months into school. We were making taffy in the kitchen and it started to bum. It was I guess 111 know more and I won't so obviously be the 'dumb freshman.' just awful I had to fill out a police report and it was written up in m Ill know my way around. I'm kind of looking forward to seeing the the police log.. new freshman class just to see what I looked like. And I'm kind of scared because all your friends that you made, you'll be splitting up. Do you feel like you fit in at JMU? Have you found your We're never going to have the same relationships because we won't all place here? be living in the same hall. But I guess it's just one step closer to whatever the future is.

Aaron Do you feel like you fit in at Walters JMU? Springfield, VA Well, yeah, I fit in here. I mark my territory. How was I mean, it's fine. There are classes I enjoy, some I don't. I don't want to name any spe- your fresh- cific ones. Let's just say I'll be careful in man year? choosing next year's classes. I just won't rush right into anything or register for a Well, it went by class to fill a slot just because I have the really fast. A lot space in my schedule. I'd much rather lose faster than I those three credits and not take that class expected. and make the semester enjoyable in all the other classes and not have to suffer like my What is your classes are now, all because of one class. favorite memory / Do you have any regrets? from freshman year? I regret that the year went by too fast. It I don't have one specific instance, I mean, seems like there's a lot of stuff I didn't do. I there are just so many things, but I guess you don't know, there's just so could classify them under one thing. It's just much stuff to stuff that we do in our hall. There are a lot of do here and I pranks that go on in our halj. We don't so don't feel like I much make fun of each other, we just poke took advantage fun at each other. I don't know, it's not a spe- of it all. cific thing. Are you What was your worst memory? home, no one to take care of me. But now Don't forget about the first time, the first nervous I've gotten used to it so next year won't weekend that you went to a party with the My worst memory is when you have three about next seem so hard. A couple guys and I want to guys in the hall that you barely knew. At the tests and two papers and you just realize year? live in Bell. It's such a great location, close to end of your freshman year, did you guys this the day before. You know the feeling food and air-conditioned. still hang out and when you look back four you get when you know that you really years later, where are they? Are you still Nope, not at all. friends? I figure some people will have all screwed up this time? And you know But I wasn't too Is there something you think you're going to do it again. Those are my people should remember the same friends and some people will have nervous coming none of them. worst memories. here, leaving about their freshman year? ^^^^•^^^^•^•n^^^r^^^^^r

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Tfurflm* sarnie i Monday, April 12, 1999 21* Stand STYLE WEEKLY UPB welcomes Jim Breuer of 'Saturday Night ►Handmade Paper Artwork by JMU senior Laura Hackett: Zirkle House Artworks Gallery — Monday, Wednesday, Friday, noon-5 Live/ 'Half Baked'fame to Wilson Hall tonight p.m., Tuesday, Thursday, noon-4 p.m., Saturday, noon-4 p.m., free. ►Mixed Media Painting by JMU senior Staci Howard: The Zirkle RYSTALSMYTHE specials on Comedy Central, as well as a House Other Gallery — Monday, Wednesday, Friday, noon-5 p.m., special on the feature "Pulp Comics." He contributing writer Tuesday, Thursday, noon-4 p.m., Saturday, noon-4 p.m., free. 1 is also the host of the show "Premium ART Blend." On MTV, Breuer also has his own ►Chancellor's Spring Invitational Art Exhibit: Chancellor's Comedian Jim Breuer will perform show, "The Jim Breuer Show," which cur- Office, 250 E. Market St. — Monday-Friday, 8 a.m.-5 p.m., free. live tonight in Wilson Hall at 8 p.m. rently is not on the air but is scheduled to ►The Ninth Annual New Images Exhibition: Zirkle House New for a University Program Board spon- resume next season. Image Gallery — Monday-Thursday, noon-5 p.m., Friday and sored event. Breuer is in a new film, "Planet Ice," Saturday, noon-4 p.m., free. Famous for his work on the televi- that is scheduled to be released sometime ► JMU Percussion Ensemble Concerts: Music Building Room sion show, "Saturday Night Live," next year. The animated film will feature Breuer will perform stand-up with 108 — Monday, 8 p.m., $2 at the door, call x3481 or x6863 for Breuer acting as a voice-over. He will also more info. special guest Peter Correlli. participate in the upcoming edition of ►JMU Guitar Ensemble Concert: Anthony-Seeger Auditorium "Breuer is a very notable comedian MTV's "Rock and Jock Baseball" with and we are proud to have him come here other comedians, actors and musicians. — Tuesday, 8 p.m., free. to JMU," Jill Santora of UPB media rela- Breuer also has a wide range of experi- ivttJsfc ► JMU Flute Choir Concert: Wilson Hall Auditorium — tions said. ence in the stand-up comedy genre. He Wednesday, 8 p.m., free. Breuer, who only recently left the cast has performed live in many premier com- ►JMU Jazz Ensemble Concert: Wilson Hall Auditorium — of "Saturday Night Live," was a regular edy clubs around the country including Thursday, 8 p.m., free. on the show. Two of his more famous The Laugh Factory and The Improv in characters were Goat Boy and Joe Pesci. ► Madison Singers Concert: Emmanuel Episcopal Church — Los Angeles, as well as premier clubs in Sunday, 3 p.m., free. Breuer also starred in the film "Half New York and Montreal, among others. Baked," alongside comedian Dave He participated in the United States ►Grafton-Stovall Theatre: "Central Station," Wednesday and Chappelle, in which he stole a few scenes Comedy Arts Festival and will be per- ff : Thursday 7 and 9:30 p.m., "The Thin Red Line," Friday-Saturday as a burnt out pothead, one of the many forming stand-up comedy here similar to 7 and 9:30 p.m., "Slam," Sunday, free. impressions Breuer does in his stand-up. that which he has done all over the coun- ►Regal Cinemas Valley Mall: "Matrix," "Never Been Kissed," He has appeared on several television try in notable establishments. "Life Is Beautiful," "Forces of Nature," $4.50 before 6 p.m., $6.50 shows including a cameo in "Home [QVIl Tickets are $10 with a JAC card and after. Call 434-7107. Improvement" and in the pilot for the $15 for the general public and at the door. show "Clerks." He has been a guest on ►Regal Harrisonburg 3: "Ten Things I Hate About You," "Go," "The Out of Towners," "EDtv," $4.50 before 6 p.m., $6.50 Conan O'Brien and "The Late Show with WILSON HALL IMPROV David Letterman," and appeared in the after. Call 433-1200. show "Hardball" on Fox. WHO: Jim Breuer, stand-up comedian If you would like an event featured in 'Style Weekly,' send a letter c/o Style section; Aside from his many appearances on WHERE: Wilson Hall G/ Ant/iony-Seeger WHEN: Tonight, 8 p.m. Hall; MSC 6805; )MU; Harrisonburg,VA 22807; include date, television shows, Breuer has had his own cost and location of the event. STUFF ON NEW! Crab Legs Nite SALE! Jimmy O Tuesday Night

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■ -«..-tf -■■/-■*'" ■'■raeiu i i . / . . • • :•>■ Tfur Breeze gMHBHHHMHMHHMMMHMHHgl Monday, April 12, 1999 23 SPORTS Norwood returns to JMU Pr0S??wler sPeaks at academic banquet, has jersey retired OBPETRONE point averages of 3.0 or better for a standing ovation. Norwood said they enjoyed the festivities. ontributing writer two consecutive semesters. Six student-athletes were also stayed after the festivities were "I definitely enjoyed myself," 'The primary reason we're recognized as Academic All- Scott Norwood will always over and signed autographs for sophomore Amy Fowler said. Americans. Those athletes were here is the student-athlete," said those who asked. "It's nice to be awarded for be remembered for what he Norwood, who addressed a juniors Coleen Kreiger, Sara Per- refers to as his "15 minutes of "It's terrific," Norwood said efforts in the classroom as well illa and Juile Weiss of the field packed house in Sinclair Gymna- when asked about his return to as on the court." fame," when a worldwide audi- sium in Godwin Hall. hockey team, senior Russ Cole- his alma mater. "The warmth of Fowler, a tennis player, was ence watched him miss what He thanked many individu- man and junior Ben Cooke for would have been the game-win- the university comes through." one of 15 athletes honored who cross-country and Kevin Knight als during his speech, including Norwood became just the earned a 4.0 last semester. ning field goal for the Buffalo his parents, his wife of 10 years, for soccer. For Knight, this was Bills in Super Bowl XXV. third football player in school Other athletes with straight his second time as an Academic and his coach while at JMU, history to have their number A's last semester were senior Unfortunately for Norwood, Challace McMillin. AU-American. those 15 minutes have cast a retired, joining Gary Clark and Kirstin Alvanitakis (cheerlead- Interim athletic director Tom "He [McMillin] called us stu- Charles Haley. shadow over what was a splen- ing), senior Pat Anderson and Martin left with a positive feel- dent-athletes and he stressed "It's nice company," Nor- junior Jodie Speth (track), seniors did career. that [we were students first)," ing about JMU athletics. On Thursday, the one-time wood said. "We've all played in Jennifer Blay and Heather Jenk- "There's an awful lot of enjoy- Norwood said. Super Bowls." ins (athletic trainers), sophomore Pro-Bowler and JMU alum felt Norwood read a quote and ment seeing kids be able to the spotlight directly overhead The former NFL standout, Scott Brubaker (wrestling), achieve athletic and academic suc- stressed its message: "The most now working as a sales agent for as his number four was retired at junior Alivian Coates (lacrosse), cess at a high level," Martin said. valuable result of all education is New York Life Insurance, knows senior Lisa Dec, juniors Ashleigh the Fifth Annual JMU Athletic the ability to make yourself do For most of the audience, the Academic Honors Banquet. the importance of an education. Suarez and Kate McClintock highlight of the evening was the thing you have to do, when it "As an athlete, that goes Norwood was also the guest (gymnastics), senior Beth Elie hearing from Norwood. has to be done, whether you like away after awhile," Norwood (swimming), sophomore Sarah speaker at the GTE-sponsored it or not." "He's done it all," Fowler said. "Your education is what is Granson (tennis), senior Tom said. "He's been to the Super event, which recognized 131 stu- The crowd was very recep- going to support you." Hamilton (football) and senior Bowl and he's coming from dent-athletes who had grade- tive to Norwood, as he received The students in attendance Bryan Johnson (baseball). where we're coming from." Dukes clinch top spot in CAA tourney fICK LANGRIDGELANGH _ _ . lU * a . ^S^ team early in the season. Slaffwnterstaff writer I . . - ThelosstnlJVaThe loss to UVa. earliprearlier in thpthe With the CAA Tournament week was especially frustrating just a week away, the JMU as JMU was ahead 6-1 in the first lacrosse team is sitting pretty. half before falling prey to a After a 12-11 overtime loss to relentless offensive attack by the the No. 1 ranked University of Cavaliers. Maryland, and a disappointing "We were clearly the better 11-9 loss to the fourth-ranked team, we just weren't able to University of Virginia Wednes- execute the game plan," head day, No. 3 JMU got back on coach Jennifer Ulehla said. track by destroying the Univer- The Dukes' only losses have sity of Richmond Spiders 18-6. come to teams ranked in the top With the win, the Dukes six: the University of Maryland, clinched at least a first place tie Penn State University and UVa. in the CAA standings. Also, for However, the Dukes' six-game win streak came to a halt when the first time ever, JMU earned they became ranked in the top the top seed and a first-round five in the nation. bye in the CAA tournament this "We tend to do better when weekend. JMU improved its we're the hunter, instead of the record to 5-0 in conference and hunted," Ulehla said. 8-3 overall, while Richmond fell to 2-9. Looking ahead, the Dukes' toughest CAA competition Junior midfielder Jess Marion appears to be No. 9 Loyola Col- led the Dukes' scoring onslaught lege and No. 12, the College of with four goals while junior Julie William & Mary. Loyola is biting Martinez and senior Megan at the Dukes' heels with a con- Riley also came up big with ference record of 5-1. three goals each. Riley, who "Next week is going to be leads the NCAA in points per really big; we really have to game, now has 34 goals and 23 focus to get where we want to assists in just 11 games at attack. go," Marion said. "It's definitely Midway through the first STEVEN GLASS/siaffphotographer going to be an interesting week." half, the battle between the pour- Sophomore Charlotte Graham (10) takes the ball upfield Friday against the University of Richmond This season the Dukes have ing rain and the setting sun gave during the Dukes' 18-6 win. Graham scored a goal as third ranked JMU improved to 8-3. attracted a lot of national expo- way to a rainbow which caught sure and hopes seem to be high the players' attention during a nine straight unanswered goals" knocked in a goal and two Sophomore Jennifer Corran- amongst the players. timeout. With the way the to increase their lead to 13-3. assists while sophomores Char- dini racked up five saves and Riley summed up JMU's mis- Dukes played thereafter, per- "It feels good to come out lotte Graham, Mindy Leher and only gave up five goals in 53 sion when she said, "Wanting to haps it was a sign of good things here, play hard and keep the Michelle Zurfluh, juniors Julie minutes of work. Junior basket- win, knowing we're a good to come. intensity up the entire game," Weiss, Amy Brew and Rebecca ball stand-out Mistiza Colebank team, we have to believe in each The Dukes continued to over- Riley said. Tweel and freshman Kristen made her first appearance in the other and trust that we are good. power the Spiders as they fired Senior attack Jamie Pleyo Dinisio each contributed a goal. goal since joining the lacrosse This is our year." !£■■■■■■ W^HB^^i

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With Uthough JMU (12-21-lover- two hits and three RBI in yester- 2- 7 in the CAA) has more day's game, it looks as though L over the Tribe than any Miller is on his way to starting |r opponent in baseball histo- another streak. he Tribe swept the Dukes in Miller said, "We were real first two games of the series, disappointed with the previ- ning Friday 10-3 and Satur- ous games. Today was a must 11-7. The Dukes stopped win. We knew that going onto in their tracks on Sunday, the field." 6 iing9-6. The Dukes wouldn't let the ie Dukes established a two Tribe leave with their pride and |lead in the first inning, but after two losses, they straight- v'illiam & Mary tie the score ened up. |ie second. This was the only "In the previous games, we it in the game where the chased a lot of pitches low and les were not leading, struck out a lot," JMU head freshman Thorn Ott pitched coach Spanky McFarland said. [first seven innings of the "Today, we made the pitchers le, ending with eight strike- bring them up." land three walks, JMU only had seven hits in had good defense behind the game compared to the Ott said. "I was a little Tribe's 13, but they managed to Itrated with how I threw the use those hits successfully to Ott may have been disap- bring them victory. (ited, but the statistics show "We didn't have a lot of hits he was a large factor in today, but they were hard jing the Dukes to victory. ones," McFarland said. "I tt was replaced with senior always tell these guys that if you New, who finished up the don't strike out, don't walk peo- | two innings of the game, ple, and don't make errors, you nning and ending his day's will win 90 percent of your lormance with strikeouts, games and today we did ... no efensively, the Dukes were secret to that." i from the beginning. After holding the Tribe in the [We played great defense," eighth inning, two doubles for aid. "Nine innings with no KATIE W/HSON/senior photographer William & Mary in the ninth JMU junior right-hander Nic Herr was roughed up Saturday as he gave up nine runs, seven of which is hard to do. Offensively, wasn't enough to start a rally, were earned, on seven hits in six innings pitched. JMU rebounded and won yesterday, 9-6. list had hits at the right time, leaving the final score to be a 9-6 ve got the win and that's all JMU victory. Nate Turner had the Dukes' best sixth time this season dur- Imatters." Kevin Razler contributed with Junior third baseman Eric other RBI. ing the Dukes' 11-7 loss on Sat- two RBI. i the other hand, William & Bender had two hits and an RBI Junior designated hitter Jason urday. Matthews had four RBI • finished with six errors. The Dukes will host Liberty in the game. Senior rightfielder Matthews homered for a team- in the game. Senior catcher University today at 3 p.m. obe, Shaq and Iverson dominate NBA lemember Kobe's posteriz- bell to build around him, and their draft day billings. Kobe always has been, always will liunk from the free throw cheat sheet, the tutor, the pro- rightfully so. Is anyone com- might be the one. His numbers be. Forget about the poor free fessor and, yes, a dominator. lin the preseason last year plaining? He's a high-flyer that are impressive for a 20-year old: throw shooting; no one can He'll put up 40 points a night list the Wizards? Sorry Ben can dominate and fills up dunk 20.7 ppg, 5.8 rpg, 3.2 apg, and a shoot them these days. seamlessly. It's pretty hard to lace, that's all I'm going to highlight reels like Jordan, season-high of 38 he hung on Has there ever been such a score 20 points, let alone 30, 35 fmber you for the remain- Dominique Wilkins, Vince Orlando on national television. combination of size, quick- or 40. of your career. Same way Carter and the younger, slim- What about his teammate, ness, lane presence and pure The NBA's leading scorer is hael Jordan posterized mer Shawn Kemp used strength? Wilt lightning quick. If you play too In Russell and Craig Ehlo. to. Chamberlain is close on him, he'll effortlessly Is an exhibition game - but Too bad they got rid the only one that go around you. When did the js still the dunk of the of the slam dunk contest, Guest Columnist comes to mind. legend start? When he crossed Kobe wants to be like Jor- can you imagine these The diesal's num- over Jordan and popped the Jand he tries too hard at eight contestants; Allen bers are a bit net on a jump shot his rookie — Brian Bagby |s. He tries to walk like Iverson, Isiah (J.R.) Rider, down, but still year? The former No. 1 pick is talk like him, post up Kobe Bryant, Vince top of the line for for real. l-away jump shoot like Carter, Tracy McGrady, centers — 26.2 Half point guard, half |he even licked his fingers Kevin Garnett, Michael Finely Shaquille O' Neal? Did you see ppg, 10.2 rpg, .575 field goal shooting guard, who can you Jordan against Orlando, and Antonio McDyess? Shaq dunk on Chris Dudley percentage and a season-high compare him too? An even his dunks are one of a Now that would be nice. and push him to the floor of 37. nastier Isiah Thomas without ^ Explosive, quick, twisty You'd surely spill your pop- against New York on national A guy that might have come the shooting range and leader- |s that you try. on 8-foot corn watching that one. I'd hate television? If not, you'll see it into the league a little early is ship skills, not yet. I Kobe is a scorer. to say it but it's true, I'd com- on the plays of the week. Imag- Allen Iverson. Finally, this year, So far this year, he's tallied he Lakers traded away pare Kobe to a young Jordan. ine if you, or me for that mat- he's coming into his own. "The 27.4 ppg, 5.1 rpg, 5.1 apg, - Divac for him coming There's been too many "the ter, were at UREC and Shaq Answer" has made us forget including sharing league-high 5ht out of high school. next Jordans" with Harold dunked on you like that. Now, about Tim Hardaway's killer single-game scoring honors !Hy, they traded away Miner, Kendall Gill and Jerry that would be a funny sight. crossover, hasn't he? with Grant Hill when he lit up Jones and Elden Camp- Stackhouse not able to live up to O'Neal is a dominator, Iverson's the answer, the San Antonion for 46 points. ■V 26 Monday, April,12, 1999 r~ r-^PORTS .,.rTbt Breeze

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Questions? Call Leah or Wendy at x6541 ,1 T lUtBrtezf. :?-SHORTS -M^ay/April'lU^ 27 Henriques performs at Nationals IKEBASGIER and finish third in the 181- State, Texas A&M, the U.S. Ireast Dteflntstic Caitar contributing writer pound class in this year's edi- Naval Academy and national Oaxa Diagnostics ii tion. champions Louisiana Tech, Medical Management Sys Fort Wayne, Indiana— Seeing His day included a personal which all fielded co-ed squads of the Sears Tower and surround- best 573-pound deadlift (picked at least 25. -UN-art •FtlH'sMaTraiMd ing downtown Chicago from the weight off the floor and These same institutions are RaMwaists 12,000 feet above Lake Michigan stood erect) in his final attempt helping to vivify a sport that has would have been enough to con- of the afternoon. been tucked away in obscurity sider the weekend a success. "I was just trying to imagine for several decades. But earning a spot among that it was only a deadlift com- And it's being done with per- the nation's top 10 and watch- petition," Henriques said after formances that are nothing short ing senior Tim Henriques grab the awards ceremony last Sun- of eye-popping. Ail-American honors at the day. "Squats and bench press Take Chair Gahagan, La USAPL National Collegiate was over, so 1 was thinking Tech's stud of a 198-pounder Powerlifting Championships 'Okay, let's just see how much and three-time defending March 26-27 left the adventure you can pull.'" national champion, who man- just shy of perfection. To be accepted into the cham- aged to deadlift 733 pounds. Several months of training pionships required lifters to In his third and final deadlift that prompted inquisitive meet a qualifying total, putting attempt, Gahagan nearly lifted glances from UREC on-lookers the average number of competi- 755 pounds above his knees, wondering about our protective tors per weight class at 13. coming within inches of a gear, had a modest payoff in In a day that offered a rude world record. front of a collection of some of awakening to national caliber Just as impressive were the the finer collegiate athletes in the competition, I managed to pre- 97 through 114-pound females. country. lude Henriques with just an A number of women in those The competition had a stan- eighth place finish in the 165- classes were lifting upwards of dard format consisting of the pound class, despite a near per- triple their bodyweight and, squat lift, bench press and dead- sonal best deadlift of 473 3/4 despite the prevailing notions of lift. Lifters had three attempts at pounds. It was, however, satisfy- female lifters, looked good while each movement and had their ing enough to hear, "And now doing it. best attempt added to a total that lifting, from James Madison Uni- T.J. Hoerner, a 148-pound which determined placing. versity . . ." called before each lifter from Lamar University Henriques, returning to trip to the stage. who has had experience at national competition after a Having only two competitors world competitions, was named fourth place finish in the 198- from Madison made us some the most outstanding male lifter PHOTO COURTESY OF ALICEA AMBURN pound class a year ago, man- what of an oddity in comparison JMU senior Tim Henriques deadlifts 573 pounds at the USAPL aged to overcome a slow start to talent imbued schools like Ball see HENRIQUES page 29 National Collegiate Powerlifting Championships.

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VOLLEYBALL MEN'S TENNIS wins 3rd The women s volleyball schedule for me199^easor^!as announced Thursday and will include visits to New York Citv The team ended the regular season by winning eight of their Pittsburgh and a trip to the West Coast. last nine matches— including five in a row — crushing East Car- in dead lift The Dukes, who finished first in the CAA regular season last olina University, at George Mason Friday 6-1 and topping Hamp- year with an 11-1 record, will venture to the Big Apple to partic- ton on the road. 5-4 Saturday. The Dukes finished the season 14- HENRIQUES, from page 27 6 overall, and 5-3 CAA. ipate in the St. John's Classic Sept. 10-11, a tournament which up through the 181-pound class. will include Princeton, Akron and St. John's. The doubles team of senior Brian Nelson and freshman Andrew Lux sealed the win with a 8-4 victory. Hoerner squatted 562 The following weekend the team travels to Pittsburgh for the Pitts- pounds, more than three-and-a- burgh Invitational, which will include the host Panthers and Wyomino. WOMEN'S GOLF half times his bodyweight. The Dukes take off for the West Coast the weekend after the But perhaps the most inter- At the Nittany Lions Women's Invitational at State College CAA tournament (Nov. 26-27) for the Long Beach State Thanks- esting conversationalist in Indi- giving tournament. Also playing will be the University of Southern Pa., this weekend, the Dukes finished fifth out of 16 teams' California, Oral Roberts University and the host 49ers shooting a two-day total of 974, 33 strokes behind first-place ana that weekend was 275- Penn State. pound National Champion WOMEN'S TENNIS Leading the way for the team was junior Julie Russum, who Tony "The Fella" Cardella. finished in third place with a 230. five strokes behind the win- Cardella, the brains behind The team went a perfect 3-0 this weekend, upping their record ner, Summer Phinney from UNC-Greensboro. Russum was the goheaiyy.com, is a member of the to 9-5 by defeating East Carolina University, Georgetown and leader after the first round with a 75, then shot a 77 and 78. Aggies lifting team at Texas UNC Wilmington at a tournament in Washington, D.C. Other high finishers for the Dukes included sophomore Cor- A&M. Sitting down to dinner Against ECU Friday, the Dukes dominated, winning 7-1 as rie Tayman (248, tied for 24th place) sophomore Kathy Lott with Cardella the night before the team lost only one set in eight matches. Top-seeded (254, tied for 33rd place) and sophomore Maria Zappone (255 the competition, naturally one of sophomore Sherri Puppo won handily, 6-3, 6-4. tied for 37th place). Saturday, the Dukes shut out the Hoyas of Georgetown, 6-0 my first questions was if he, coming from a school with one Sophomore Amy Fowler was victorious in straight sets 6-3 6- ARCHERY 3; as was No. 6 sophomore Sarah Granson, 6-2 6-4 Also of the more prominent Division Saturday the Dukes topped UNCW, 7-2. Puppo destroyed the The team hosted Penn State Saturday in both team and individ- I football programs in the coun- Seahawks top seed, Samantha Thompson, 6-1, 6-0. Also victo- ual competitions, and the Dukes were victorious in both. try, played for A&M. rious in singles were No. 2 sophomore Lauren Daulton 6-3 6- Seniors Randy Hinkelman and Michael Reeder and junior " Bad question. Dave Tevendale squeaked by PSU's squad, 227-217. 1, No. 3 freshman Elizabeth Simon, 6-2, 6-2, No. 5 senior "If it's not powerlifting, it's Chrissy Travlos, 6-0, 6-1, and Granson, 6-3, 6-0. In individual competition, Tevendale won the Gold in the Men's Com- dumb," he said. pound division and Hinkelman finished third. Reeder was fourth. Cardella's performance, TRACK AND FIELD Junior Jackie Schlueter won the Gold in the Women's Com- however, was just as extreme as pound-Division, as JMU swept all the top spots over Penn State. his mentality. He managed a 738 At the Lou Onesty/Milton G. Abramson Invitational in Char- Junior Tess Monsour finished second, followed by freshmen Wendy Birckhead and Sharon Ryder. 1/2-pound squat, a 473 3/4- lottesville. The JMU men finished ninth out of nine teams, and pound bench press and a 688 the women tied for eighth. Sophomore Steve Zakowicz won the Gold in the Men's Senior Paul Lewis was a standout for the Dukes, winning the Olympic Bow division and junior Rhonda Shaner took the gold in 3/4-pound deadlift, numbers 100 and 200 meter races. the women's. that top the majority of college football players. Theasant ownnomes

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Bedroom Ashby for summer sublet, May Biomedical Information with private bath, $260: share boys ages 3 and 6, May 10 to Aug. Call Kelly 432-6991. rent Will Pay Cash - for used or Technology bath. $240. Water free, no pets. $250/person, 4 negotiable. August 14. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Tues. Deposit required. 433*822. bedrooms, 2.5 baths, damaged electronics. VCRs. TVs. through Sat. Pay negotiable to home and car stereos. PlayStations, Start at 28K. Most people cam include free room and board or House, 1 Laval • 3 bedrooms, 2 washer/dryer, microwave, etc. Call Mike's Electronics, 34K within a year, plus full $100/week without room and baths, large kitchen, large shed, J-M Apartments 43*8800. benefits. IMS. Inc. Is offering a board. Call Mike or Suzanne at all appliances. JMU Ethernet nice yard. 3 people. 703-931-4167. 434-1M7 (t am - • am) free 4 week programming 434-8783. Also 4 bedroom available. ccs^nechons, phone + cable Little Caesar's Drivers Wanted - course. In the last 2 years. 2 BR apt. $400/mo. in each bedroom. $6 - $10/hr. W. Market Street, IMS. Inc. has hired over 90% of thoncorp Total Booting Services - or $200/person LARGEST BEDROOMS 434-5300. the students who have taken We are a regional commercial roofing this course. Courses start contractor offering full time summer 3 BR apt. $480/mo. Call today! IN TOWN! Earn up to $500 Per Week - June 7 or July 12. Positions employment with a starting wage of or $160/person assembling products at home. No Fully Furnished! New Carpet! located In Silver Spring. $9/hr. with benefits available after 4 BR apt. $680/mo. 8014)660 experience. Info. 150*6461700. 30 days. We require hard working, $225/bedroom Dept. VA.-4806. Maryland 8 miles outside D.C. or $170/pafson Call 888-680-5057. dependable Individuals with a ph—awitOph*»antmn.nrt 433-8862 willingness to travel throughout the 4-5 BR nous* with garage. Walking Distance to JMU! Administrative Assistant - Wolf WWW.IMSWBB.COM region and work overtime whan $700/mo. Trap Foundation. Program & necessary. Please apply in person Three Bedroom House • W/D. All au near Cnnrell Brioft. Production. May through September. Web Developer* Needed - The at 112 Meigs Lane. Dayton. VA. available 8/17/99 lease, deposit. 1113 C Reservoir Street - 4 One of ihe dose* compkscs » JMU' General office assistance, screened Sapphire Group is ruing students for 540879-2507. EOE $675. 433-1569. bedroom townhouse. 2 bath. W/D, Owner/Mouacr phones, contract processing, the summer to develop dynamic, D/W, microwave, G/0. A/C, The good apts. go flnt, research projects. Windows personalized web sites. Experience Median Manor • Two bedrooms, S225/mo. Walking distance. •o caaae by aad ace as! software knowledge required. in building web pages and LOST & FOUND two baths. Completely furnished, Available 8/15/99. 867-9375. Excellent interpersonal skills, must woodburning fireplace, ceiling programming required. $10- work well under pressure. Mail $20/hr based on experience. Lost Savor Fossil Watch - IT found 3 Bedroom Furnished Aaait t - fans, skylights. Water/sewer Roommate for 'SS - 2000 • 473 letter, resume, and references to: Fax resume and web page please call 5685716. Sentimental for '99 • 2000 school year. included. No pets. One year Mason Street. $240. Contact 1624 Trap Road. Vienna. VA samples to 703-365*998 or e- value! W/D included. 1st. 2nd. 3rd individual lease $310. $320. Steve. 4346506 22182. Fax: 70325&4008, Phone: mail Me/anieJa>Sappn(reGroup.com. floors available. $240 per $335/month. Roommate placement. 703-2561902. www.woff-trap.Mg Visit WNW.SapphireGroup.com for Protessor FaiSngj 3 Cats - Please person. Funkhouser & Associates. 43343822. Closa to JMUI 4 or 5 bedroom information about our firm. call Cats Cradle at 879-9615. We 43*5150. townhouse for rent. Available Laadaeapa Person for the Application deadline: 4/19/99 misplaced your number. Summer Sublet - 2 BR, 2 Bath August '99. i240/bedroom/mo. r - Four hours, 5683068. One Bedroom Apactauats ■ Close plush Madison Manor with pool. Call 896-5112 after 6 p.m. Free Radio Si 1,2501 Fund raiser to campus, available 5/1/99 or Call 574-4697 anytime. Must see. Part-time Radio Announcer/ open to student groups and 7/1/99. $330. 433-1569. Female to Sham 3 I SERVICES organizations. Earn $3 ■ $5 per $300/mo. Includes utilities. Non- Board Operator Hunter's RMga Tawimoaaa ■ 4 BR, Visa/MC app. We supply all Melrose Parties, Formats, - You Contact Frank Wilt OFFCAM PUSHOUSING.COM furnished. Well maintained. smoker. 5744499 after 7 p.m. materials at no cost. Call for info NEED Usl National DJ Connection. August. $235/pers. 540371-2552. or Steve Williams or visit our web site. Qualified 4330360. MI. View Heights Okta Looting lor Parson-to live in 3 WSVA/Q101 Radio callers receive a FREE Baby Boom Hunter's Ridge Townhouses bedroom place. '99 - 2000. Katy. Staying far May or June? Cheap 434-0331 Box. 18009320528, ext. 65. Canoe and Kayak Rentals! Fun on Hunter's Ridge Condos 5740927. sublets available in Hunter's Ridge nfww.ocmconcepis.com the Shenandoah River! Student Madison Terrace VcrSundix Broadcasting townhome! Call Claire, 4340135. discounts. Check our website Madison Manor EOE Dairy Queen, Port Rd - Now www.sfienandoahriver.com Tube Duke Gardens SUmmar SuMat -1-4 bedrooms, rent Hunter's Ridge Ufeguarda and Concession Stand accepting apllicalions for summer rentals in summer! 540743^159. University Place negotiable. Tara/Coolio. 433-9027. Workere - needed for summer positions, full and part-time. Fast Gingerbread House Lisa, 5640945. Condominiums employment at Plains District paced atmosphere, competitive NOTICE Madison Gardens Memorial Park. Lifeguard certification wages. Apply in person. For more information and Madison Square House, 1173 Harrison - 3 BR or & Townhomes class available. Pick up application assistance regarding the Country Club Court 4 BR. University Court, 3 BR. at Town of Timberville Office. 392 Math Tutor Needed - for bright investigation of financing business 433-2126. Still some units available. middleschooler. Begin now or opportunities * work-at-home Funkhouser & Associates S. Main St. summer. 5683068. opportunities, contact the Better Property Management, Inc. Sublet, 473 Mason St. - 2 rooms Earn $450 a Weak - working 3 Business Bureau Inc.. 434-5150 available May/June, rent negotiable. Call 434-5150 hours a day mailing letters from Summer Jobs - Charlottesville, at 10005335501. EHO 574-2559. home. Rolhn West. Rt. 1, Box 59. Northern Virginia. College students - Harmon. OK 73832. work with people your own age. 4 Bedroom Furnished Apartment - ■ 3 bedrooms, Funkhouser & Associates Local & Long distance moving. $8 - for '99 - 2000 school year. 2 1/2 baths, next to campus. Property Management, Inc. Small Start-up Newspaper - is $10/hr. 1-80O7666831. PERSONALS W/D included. 1st. 2nd. 3rd Looking to sublet beginning in hinng part-time writers and graphic sfudenIservicesmov7ng.com floors available. $215 per May. Partial sublets available. Call EHO designers. Hours and pay negotiable. person. Funkhouser & Associates. 433-5913. Call Chris at 4326281. 434-5150. Dominion College Save Up to $300 In Summer Employment • ChUd Cam - Room Near JMUI $190/mo. 933 Reservoir St., rtarrisonburg. VA Utility Deposits. One Bedroom Aaitmmla - Great Graduate student preferred.- FOR SALE Wanted: Fun-loving, creative condition. W/D. lease available 4342812. students to provide summer child Buy a UTMP contract today! 6/1/99 or 8/17/99. $380 - $400 care activities for school-aged Dominion College, Avallalbe at Warren Hall Housewares You Can Use! Gift & children, primarily within the hours 4331569. One Room Available - in two Harnsonburg campus, is Box Office for $25 Trwft. 227 N. Main. of 8 a.m. . 6 p.m., weekdays. bedroom townhouse. $275/mo. currently seeking day and Two Bedroom Townhouse - Near Call Mike. 8010534. ChildCare Connection can connect Cash or Flex campus. W/D. available 6/1/99 1991 Bronco 4 x 4 • 35" tires. V you now with parents looking for evening accounting and this kind of care. So if you plan to lease. $475. 433-1569. Sublease Needed • for fall lift, 80K, excellent condition, Adoption- Happily married, stay in Harnsonburg for the business law instructors. semester. $249, negotiable. Fully $7,200. 574-4697. childless couple hoping to adopt summer and would enjoy caring for The successful candidate Want a Big 2 BR Apartment? furnished apartment in The infant. Will provide loving, secure, 1993 Eagle Talon - white, kids, call us at 43^4531. Try www.castleproperty.com Commons. Call Julie. 564-2446. must be a graduating senior nurturing home. All allowable 564-2659. excellent condition, 43K, or have a bachelor's degree. expenses paid. Please call Michael $7,900. Call 574-3238. DJ Wanted for Field Party - and Helen collect at 7038370912. Summer Sublet - nice house in April 24. 1999. Call PC Dukes, preferably in Business Summer Sublet - 2 - 4 rooms country near JMU/EMU. No pets or Hardrock 19" -tceHent transportation, 5683966. Price is negotiable. Food Private Adoption - Loving.-devoted available May through early August. smokers, quiet, responsible only, Administration. grip shift with new rear derailer. and beverages will be provided. couple needs your help. Do you Rent negotiable. 438-3634. 833-5128. Recently serviced. 432-9086. know someone considering Dance Instructor PoaWona Aaajajjl - Candidates must possess adoption for their baby? If so, 1999-2000 Rentals Computer, Multimedia Pant. 166 - for fall '99. Please call 2348317 please give them our number. Townhouses or 433-7127. excellent social skills and be Hunter's Ridge Townhouse - Windows 98. 1.1 gig. hdd, 32 Call anytime. Marlene and Clayton. able to work creatively within 188896O2500. meg memory. 2 meg video, 14' Shenandoah River Outfitter* - is 4 BR. 2 Bath. Furnished. 2 Levels, at SVGA. 33.6 ext. modem, the classroom environment. 5275/person. now hiring for summer season for speakers, $550. 540-662-3218 cook-out cooks: school bus Hunter's Ridge or kukanidmOjrmj.edu. Place a Classified Ad In Roommates Needed - drivers, able to lift 85 lbs. Must be Contact Charles Mitchell. 91 1/2 Franklin St. and Now accepting applications outgoing, energetic and able to Assistant Dean, at Park With Ease - Ride in style. work weekends. 5407434159. The Breeze 437 S. Mason St. (Deck House) for groups of 2 or 4. 1995 Honda scooter, $1,200. 540433€977orfax 4380347. Houaecleaner for Summer - Come to the basement of 227-229 Chicago Ave.- resume and cover letter to Call 434-5150 transportation required. 56*3068. Anthony-Seeger 4 bedroom duplex. Rent one or BoauBM Slaavalam WodoTng Oown - 540433-3726. both sides. W/D, new carpet. 2 Funkhouser & Associates Beaded bodice, tule shirt, great Llfeguardsl Now hiring all $250 for the first 10 words baths on each side. 4 or 8 condition, $275. Call 434-8734. positions, Northern Va. area. Applications will be accepted ($2 for each additional 10) People, $225/person. Property Management, Inc. Training available, full and '85 Honda Accord - parts lor sale. part-time. Top pay! Call Kelly, on AprH 12-14 only. 568-6127 CALL ANY TIMEI 438*800 EHO Call 574-6144, leave message. 1-800-966 2500.

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