Pelletier won't give money to Glendon Slater said opposed to grants By BOB WARD plied pressure on us. They. interfere in a province'sed­ shod over provincial edu­ any part of the University At the recent Liberal Par­ have not done this~ in fact ucation if it was obvious that cational jurisdiction" Pe1­ must be distributed by the ty convention in Ottawa~ Ge­ they h!iv~ done quite the con- the provincial government ltier declared, Hso I wish York administration." rardPelletiertold PRO TEM trary. ' . involved wanted us to keep the pressure Titn Reid has "If he won't go to bat that Ontario Education Min­ Though Tim Reid~ the Li­ out." put on us here in Ottawa for Glendon what can the ister WilliamDavisand York beral education critic in On­ Though he admitted that concerning Glendon would be federal government do?" University President David tario~ has said that Davis is there were constitutional directed to where the real Pelletiero reiterated Tim Slater did not want Glendon not the •stumbling block' in problems in giving any mon­ problem lies, in the Ontario Reid's advice saying that if to receive federal grants the funding of Glendon issue ey to any educational insti­ education department." Glendon wants any money to bolster the· bilingual pro­ Pelletiersaid that Davis and tution, he saidthat they won't When asked what Slater's from the federal govern­ gram. Slater have been saying Hone be solved if "certain pro­ position was~ Pelletier said ment's fund for bilingualism, HIf they wanted the fe­ thing in pUblic and contrary vincial governments and that Hthe President of York then Hthe faculty and stu­ deral government to give inprivate... sup~?rters won't co-oper­ thinks that Glendon is just dents better start making funds to Glendon"~Pelletier Pelletieradded that his go­ ate. another college in the York their position known to the stated~ Hthey would have ap- vernment Hwas not going to ··We can.,t go riding rough- complex and that funds for right people."

Volume 1O~ Number 12 Toronto, Canada, November 25~ 1970

Executive committee Shutdown proposal shelved The facilities at Glendon When discussing the bUdget The standing committee College may still be running cuts~ Tucker claimed that on bilingualism proposed by at full steam between June 1 everytime York University Tucker was shelved as most to August 15. takes austerity measures~ of the committee members At an executive committee ..Glendon gets hit in a way felt that the York University meeting of faculty council we would not want, had we Task Force investigating Nov. 19, the committee shel­ the choice." Glendon would have to report ved until March the propo­ Botb the Glendon and main before Glendon could contin­ sition that the college cut (Steeles) campus depend u­ ue with its bilingual pro­ --L. _~rk;;~vn its,opera.tions. pon conventions during the gramme. . This would include the summer to defray mainten- closing of the dining hall ance costs. . And, the task force has From now on, illegally parked cars will be removed by Ross' facilities, proposed by John He said that HYork would suspended its meetings. It towing service. The cost to the owner is $5 and his trouble. R. Allen the YorkUniversity not send them (the confer­ will not make its recom­ business manager and the ences) to Glendon if there mendations before Christ­ closing of Wood Residence~ was space at the Steeles mas. High school students suggested by Victor Berg~ campus." have already filed their ap­ Glendon College's seniorad­ plicationsto the universi­ Illegally-parked cars ministrator. ties. Glendon will maintain Berg felt that the Hgen­ its present compulsory Fr­ eral business slump" had Pepin- to speak ench requirements (for the ~ill to~ed a~ay contributed to a marked de­ student~s first two years of be crease in the number of com­ study) for the next academic ByANDY MICHALSKI ceived Ha petition from a panies which wanted confer­ year. large number of students.•• on U. S. control The game is over folks. ences overthe summer mon­ During the meeting~ Berg from D House, Wood Res­ ths. Victor Berg, Glendon's idence who are disturbed by complained of the coverage senior administrator has in­ But he added that if a Jean Luc Pepin, federal PRO TEM had given the shut the noise of the cars." major conference was sche­ minister of trade and .com­ formed PRO TEM that cars ° down prop?sals. duled at Glendon~his recom­ merce will be in the Old illegally parked along the en­ The university will have mendation "would be drop­ Dining Hall, Glendon College He had received many tire Glendon road systemwill to pay $ 7 for eachcar towed ped overnight. ~, at 8 pm tonight. questions from worriedper­ be towed away. away. Glendon College, in Also shelved at the same sonnel as to their jobs for Ross Towing Service in turn~ will apply a $5 fine on meeting was the. idea toform Invited by the Don Mills this period. Willowdale has accepted a the car's owner. The univer­ a standirig committee on bi_ Liberal Association, Pepin In a phone call to PRO TEM contract to take cars away sity loses out on $2. lingualism. Principal of Gl­ will answer questions from Berg charged the editorwith at any request from a Glen­ There are cases where car endon College~ Albert Tuck­ the floor at the public meet­ printing •• dishonest journal­ don security guard. owners have refused to pay ing. ism." PRO TEM had stated er felt that such a commit­ Ross' Garage has a com­ fines. If they are Glendon tee could study in detail that the closing of the dining students, then marks are recommendations .brought Pepin was invited to ac­ halls and Wood Residence pound to hold the cars until witheld until •all accounts count for the government's for June I toAugust IS equall­ such time that the owner .before the now defunct ad comes to claim the vehicle. payable to the university' hoc committee on bIlingual­ lack of action over the Ry­ ed closing down the college have been made. ism. erson Press sale. for that period. According to Berg, he re- Unfortunately~ there is no legal way that the university • can sue non-York students. And Berg says that !he ma­ Gibson gets 82 votes Liberal election jor problem lies with non­ Bob Gibson~ a Glendon stu­ solutions and knowledge that Gibson himself is not a armed forces bUdget in fa­ York students visiting Wood dent attracted 82 votes in his it would all affect very little member of the party~ nor vour of greater foreign aid residents who are not told bid for the presidency of the the party brass." an official delegate. He at­ was also passed. It is un­ .of the parking regulations. Liberal Party. His opponent tended as a member of the likely to get very far in However, he feels that the Senator Dick Stanbury drew The accountability session Glendon College Liberal vie w of the present Quebec car owner's thought of 653. with the prime minister was Club. crisis. spending a great deal of time another sham in Gibson's Also passed was a com­ retrieving his car will be a election~ opinion. HA panel of four The Globe and Mail des­ deterrent against future-vi­ The one of many cribed him as a "bearded mission to study the record at the Liberal policy conven­ picked out the questions for of the War Measures Act. olators. Berg said he had tion this weekend allowed Pierre Trudeau. There was York stud,ent" while Sena­ This was seen as an embar­ a " natural aversion" in debate~ dialo~ue. tor Stanbury •• congratulated Gibson to voice the fact that no no It assment to the Trudeau gov­ using such tactics~ but also the so-called 'participatory was all meaningless. him and other young people ernment for its handling of this is the first time that for their contribution to the Glendon has been able to democracy' at the conven­ Because Gibson was run­ conference and called them the crisis. tion was Hnothing but a sham' ning for the presidency of the conscience of the party." When asked if he would attract a towing service to the party~ he was allowed do such a thing again, Gib­ do the job. Gibson explained that he three minutes to speak. He It is not known how much son ventured a cautious yes Theoretically~ the entire received his votes Hfrom a was backed by 10 members the Liberal Party listens to as he had decided to run laneway to tlie residences lot of people browned off at of the Waffle wing of the New ..its conscience" or its me­ for president "only on the should be clear in order to the convention. They were Democratic Party who had mbers. At the same conven­ spur of the moment..••topro­ allow fire trucks or ambul- frustrated by the large num­ infiltrated the Liberal Par­ tion~ a motion calling for a test the lack of delegate "'ances free passage in case bers of people~ the 300 re- ty convention. substantial reduction in the participation." of emergencies. '1\,?, :,' :~ I Council blocks forum forum~ By ANN CRUTCHLEY By DEBORAH WOLFE forum every day if you, The as proposed by Picard~ would have in­ Alain Picard's Forum '71 want." Wednesday~ Nov. 25 Doug Newson, who had a­ volved students from across idea was officially shelved the country. by students' council Nov.19. greed to be treasurer for Each outside delegate Le film 'La Chartreuse de Parme" de Christian­ the new forum accused the jaque sera projete dans la salle 129~ York Hall~ 16 The forum~ which would have would have to pay $20 to re­ a discussed bilingualism and council of ~eing. "out tofiet" gister (Glendon s resident heures 15 eta 20 heures~ entree libre. Tous les etudiants Picard. He saId that 'We qui le desirent sont invites aux projections. biculturalism, was projected students $7 and day students to cost nearly $40~000, with should get away from the $15). This was another rea­ The Art Gallery in B wing of York Hall is having an head hunting a little... we exhibition of Batiks by Merton Chambers weekdays~Nov. a $20,000 grant from the fe­ son council rejected the idea. deral government. could do theforum on $15,000 24 until Dec. 18~ from lOam~ to 4 pm. if that's all we get." "You'd onl'y get the elite Women~s hockey~ Glendon vs. Winters$ ArcticArena~ Picard planned to invite Nonetheless~ these doubts at that price' , charged Paul York campus. 4 pm. Prime Minister Pierre El­ were a decisive factor in the Johnson~ external affairs Men's hockey~ Gophers vs. College F~ Arctic Arena$ liott Trudeau~ Secretary' of minister. Pelletier~' council's rejection of Pi­ Y~7~ . ,State Gerard and card's plan. Helen Sinclair Picard had strong suppo~t Men's volleyball, Glendon vs Vanier, 7 pm at Proctor numerous government lead­ from Mrs. AlexanderMercer Canada~ asked Picard if he "would 71~ gym. . ers from across be willing to have the forum of Renaissance ' a cul­ The Pipe Room presents a contemporary drama pro­ The motion from students' executive voted in in a mass tural affairs program spon­ duction ' The Knack' at 8 pm, and also Thursday at the council president Andre meeting in the old dining sored partly by the Univer­ same time. Admission 50 cents. Foucault that Picard'sforum hall." Picard was wary of sity of Toronto. Mrs. Mer­ not be recognized was passed 'the idea. cer said that "If we work Thursday~ November 26 by a 6-1 vote after almost together~ there would be two hours of heated debate. more chance of getting Tru­ Women's volleyball, Glendon vs. MacLaughlin~ 7:30 Fists pounded tables and City drops deau to come. Renaissance pm at Proctor. snickers echoed across the and your forum would be room in the course of the related because of the cul­ The Glendon orchestra under the direction of Alain .,by-Iaw proposal Mozart~ discussion. The council re­ tural aspect of bi and bi." Baudot will play selections from Haydn and members~ Brahms in the Old Dining Hall at 8. IS pm. jected Picard's plea basic­ The City Buildings and De­ Council how­ ally~ as Foucault put it, "be­ velopment Committee re­ ever, doubted that Trudeau~ Friday~ Nov. 27 cause there is a hazy i­ jected a motion MondaYI1!J;!:tl~ Pelletier and government 0­ deology overriding such a that would end all communes fficials would be willing to The Pipe Room will present a French Canadian chan­ project... north of St. Clair Ave., east speak to students when an sonnier~ 8:30 pm. Admission 50 cents. of Coxwell Ave., west of election was near. Why Picard claimed he had Parkside and Keele St. should they bother coming Sunday~ Nov. 29 support from various gov­ The proposed by-lawwould near election time? They~d ernment leaders and stu­ restrict occup,ancy ina dwel­ only be exposed to ques­ The film club will be showing 'Au Hasard Balthaza' dents~ but when asked to ling unit to 'no more than tioning students~" Foucault a French film with English sub-titles at 8 pm. York name them he was hesitant. two unrelated persons." commented. < Hall, room 204. Admission $1.75. The council' defeatedthe plan because of this ambiguity. Monday, Nov. 30 "There would be a gam­ ble involved," admitted Pi­ Women's volleyball~ Glendon vs. Winters~ 7:30 pm. card. "It may be a riskybu­ JOYEUX NOEL Proctor. siness." Because of his involve­ Tuesday, Dec. I ment in the defunct bi and bi forum last, spring~ which Men's intercollege volleyball championship, Glendon lost $1,800, Pfcardwas ques­ Imported vs. ?, 7 pm. at Proctor Gym. tioned about money matters People interested in working on campus for Campus in his new forum. Life insurance please give names to the secretary, stu- "( think the blame for Christmas cards --11­ calenders dent council. Paid by appointment. . that forum should lie on' Those willing to help in the organization of the weekly everyone's shoulders/'Pi­ forum for this' year give names to the student council card said. "We could have secretary. 8: business check for this in English French Answer to Miller's Tail andGennan _--Ht----Candksand tapers of ----H+--- A very ~_, --++.a-Wl_ique---, ~ign'

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We have selected a unique assortment of gifts, home and office decorations, and Students' Council grants books for the comingholiday season. Campus Clubs are invited to submit their budgets to the cauncil secretary Glendon NO GRANTS WITHOUT BUDGETS iiiiiiIIIIItttItttttttttIIfItIiIIIIIIIiiiIIfiIIIIIitiii~iI:iIii::I:iI:iIIiIt:IIit~:t::tiI:i:I:IIII:ItIItItttiIIIII:i:i::iiI:tttiIII:ttttttiI:tt:H'--- C_a_m-=p~m...... November 25~ 1970 * PRO TEM * 3 An open letter At a party the other night~ Bob Simmons~ an English lec­ turer asked me rather profoundly as to what was my"prou­ dest achievement." At this stage of life~ I can only remember those thiqgs which have struck me rather pleasantly~ or not so. There are small things of life -likea spontaneous kiss from some­ one you care for or their rejection of your call for help. Intrinsically~ pride is wrapped in these things. For within ,these gestures is the acknOWledgement of one'sachievements and shortcomings. The problem with student journalism~ is that ~ne is caugh~ between the delivery of message as bluntly and shockingly as possible, and the maintenance of human sanctity. In destroying the institutions in which elitism eXists~ invariably one must destroy the individuals within them. Or with this destruction~ will the vacuum only lead to another form of elitism? So in answer to Simmons' question~ I have no proud achievement. If within the next year, the paper can succeed in making at least a dent in the university hierarchy of mutually acceptable elite structures~ then yes, that could be my proudest achievement. Or it could be just as simple as a semi-permanent reconciliation between the forces of humanitarianism and the want to expose the truth. -:' AHDY MICHALSKI C'mon Slater York President David Slater has done it again. Secretary of State, Gerard Pelletier made it quite clear to PRO TEM that if anybody was against Glendon~ it was Slater and Bill Davis, the Ontario minister of education. We would like to remind Slater about his brief to the Committee on University Affairs, that "recognition be gi­ ven to the unique bilingual and bicultural nature of Glendon College." .' Glendon is mentioned in the brief no less than six times. Davis and Slater are playing power politics. Davis does not want the federal government in his hallowed sphere. It is understaI]dable. He is a politicIan. .' Then there s Slater. We realize that he is committed to the principle that York decides what goes on within its backstabbackstabbackstabbac( . boundary. We just feel it is about time that he put a little spine into his brief's claim that H In order to attract students Kim Walker dislikes Citiforum photo from a variety of social and cultural backgrounds... the college req,1!ests for 1971-2 a special grant above formula Dear Sir: were leaving the hall, I was on an unjustified and invalid (financing). given the impression that assumption on the part of QUit the power plays Slater. And stick to your word. The centresplash of the the yawn wasto suggest that the editor and is contrary -AM PRO TEM edition of Nov­ the plenary had been absorb­ to my views on the Forum. ember 18, 1970 contains a ing and that the participants photograph of Kim Walker were ready for a breakafter Kim Walker with the cutline: a long and active session. PRO'TEM "Kim Walker expresses I was totally unaware that PRO TEM is the student weekly of Glendon College~. same sentiment as Zuzana the photograph would be used Dear Miss Walker: .XQrk .J..l)lJver$ity~ 2275, Bay¥ieW...... ~..NEh-.·Toronto 12~' Ontario. Sramek that things did get in the context of the artic1e~ Opinions expressed are those of the writer. Unsigned a bit tiresome." WhiCh described the confer­ We regret any embarras­ comments are the opinion of the newspaper and not neces" I would like to make known ence as being, 'A BigYawn'. sment caused you by our use sarily those of the student union or the university adminis­ first, that I was not present The forum activities which I of your photo. However~ we tration. PRO TEM is a member of Canadian University at the sesssion after which a.ttended were interesting feel that it exhibited valid Press and an agent of social change. Editor in chief - ~ndY this photograph. was taken. and informative. I did not editorial comment about the Michalski' business manager - Barry Smith; advertlsing I was asked to pose by the find them boring nor did I Citiforum. manager:'" Val Brent; sports editor - Nick Martin; enter­ PRO TEM photographer~Ni­ ever suggest that· I did. tainment editor - Elizabeth Cowan; photo editor - Nigel gel Otdey, who instructed me The statement that I found Otdey; circulation manager - Sar:ah Francis; production to yawn. As it was the end "that things did get a bit Nigel Otdey manager - Rob Carson; production staff - Gail Wylie, of the session and people tiresome" is based entirely Photo Editor . Marshall Leslie. PRO TEM can be reached at 487-6136. The M iller's Tale Do you know your Glendon elite? By JIM MILLER How well do you know your elite? Whorizontal 16. better make this one 40 across. What does Alain Picard want to gi ~ Andy Michalski for Christmas? Pervertical 1. Will PRO TEM peck a poke at When you find out, send your an­ pickled picard? Name (one across) After filling in this educational swer in and you will receive one 1. An aspiring power figure (but the pickled icard which PRO TEM exercise, read off the circle let­ free centre spread of forty across. don't call him that or he'll be picks to poke. ~ers and they will spell a thrilling Fuhrious) in-joke of the elitelll Here'saclue Solutions on page 2. 2. To be a member of the cultured 2. The bearded muckraker with a elite here, know one of: T.S. sense of humus Beckett; Samuel Hesse; or Aldous 3. The past participle of davy Weatherstone 3. Although Amazonian, goes well 4. Exclamation of fright, such as with tea party and cream pie. when hearing' Tim Minton whistle &Hey Jude~ 4. The kind of rolls Peter Robert­ son really wants Versafood to 5. The Lord High Thesbian serve. 6. Buy not the asses' Jhetoric 5. Some like it shot, some like Of burro-cratic din it rolled. Some like it in the pot~ Pronounced by Helen Sinclair Acapulco gold. With the accent on the? 6. By the looks of his hair~ the 7. Subject of a par forum stuff is probably getting to his 8. Osric (how appropriate): a bit head. haggered but still a sunbeam 7. Neuter pronoun (see 6 across) 9. All she wantsh to be ish an 8•. The faculty council Peter Rob­ actresh ertson -fs trying to organize.. 10. Glendon's non bio-degradable 9. Nick Martin~ or Count Yorga's conservative Catamite (abbreviation) 11. Vampire without anger (see 9 10. Manages to have her foot in " down) everything" including her mouth 12. Quite a column! TheMiller's- 11. 'protected', applies to minions in the Northcoterie. 13. For the elite, most seminars he.ld here. 12. vb., to infuse (ivory towersare really highly porous) 14. What 3 across has and 8 down wants. 13. The apdominable snowman 14. A bone of Senatorial contention 15. H_ he's making eyes at me" (H. H..theme song - take lesson 15. Jock of all trades: insufferably from him~ he's good). aUd,io-visual r,

4* PRO TEM * November 25~ 1970

A womansview ofthe clitoris

One of the by-products of the Women's LiberatiQn Move­ preventing her from giving him the knock-out punch he de­ they had never gotten anythi ment -- or perhaps it liesat the very centre of it -- is a re­ serves, her straitjacket mentality forcing herfinally to SUb­ course, even with a routine evaluation of female sexuality. mit. prior to the act. In other wore We know that we have been exploited in advertising~the Errol Flynn was a j!>roovy looking man with a generally sure -- sighs, groans, grunt media and •art' as sex objects; that is, we are displayed as pleasant manner and it s altogether.possible that- mostwomen are all fabricated to assure consumable merchandise, rather than as human beings with would want to make it with himfrom the start. Women watch­ who had previously been tau needs and desires of our own. ing these films felt that the heroine put up a phony protest to of themselves as frigid (son Indeed, from infancy we are raised to think of ourselves begin with and that her armfinally creeping around his neck high as 90 per cent of An as consumer items in the •marriage market', and in many was not really a gesture of submission but of genuine desire. couldn't 'achieve vaginal orgl cultures daughters have actually been sold by their parents The point is that the poor woman did have to pretend to be last laugh: no such thing asa 1 as marketable goods. Being attractive to men isa matter of conquered over her objections to prove she was a 'good' woman who claims to have life and death to most women. In addition to whatever other woman. If she had just said, "Errol~ I have a thing for you. Thus Masters and Johnson', talents we may have, good looks and/or the ability to enhance Let's screw," she would have been given the'character' role of female frigidity. Every W( men's egos are essential for getting thefew career promot­ of the town hussy.... right? for removing one psychologi( ions available to women or hooking a man to take us out of While it's true that movies -- even American mOVies -­ If you can have a clitoral Ol the job competition for life and setting us and our children are changing with the change in acceptable sexual behaviour term of contempt can no longe up in physical comfort. . in society, we women are_ obViously being stakedout for new lnity writhing under an unwel< If the competitive mercantile world we live in is distres;.. commercially profitable roles in life as well as in 'art'. But, out of Masters and Joh sing for men, it is an even heavier burden for women who arise: can the term ' orgas: must maintain a passive facade while fighting the same' basic adequately describe the femal battle for surVival, to which the weight of subtle and not-so­ Female satisfaction only through clitoris the femal pleasure be def subtle prejudice against women is added as a depressing -Tqe clitoral controversy, though, has just begun, and ~­ There is a superficial res obstacle. oddly enough -- I find myself personally in the middle of it! reaction in women and the ma Since much of the oppression we suffer has been inter­ Or rather, on the counter-revolutionary side of it .••• whiCh shock through the body and I nalized over the millenia of femal subjugation, it was nat­ is even a stranger place for me to be. women do not, to my knowled: ural for women to look for the root of the problem in our Recently Mastersand Johnson, two indomitable sexologists )f male written pornographic sexual and procreative functions -- to which, at once, we on~ we are capable of having ma owe both our •right' to survive and our oppression. -- male and one female -- have proved to their own sat­ each an improvement over t1 Once our eyes opened up in our long enforced somnam­ isfaction and with much corroboration from women who have release, rather than satiatinl bulism we found all around us signs that we were regarded as read their findings, that the only way women can achieve 'or things to comel legitimate objects of men's pleasure --likefood and wine -"':' sexual satisfacti.on is through the active stimulation of the all~ clitoris, that small projection just inside the vagina which and that our pleasure, if permitted to us at is conceived corresponds in stimulative power to the 'head' of the male Men seem ser of as an automatic out-growth of the male's: the lamb enjoy­ penis. The scientists demonstrated this by electronically ing its slaughter! recording the reactions of subjects engaged in the sex act. Another fact of life the sc The rediscovery in America of the importance of the cli­ female potency seems to grov Errol Flynn movies toris in female sexual pleasure in a boon to women's libera­ desires tend to diminish afte In many cases (see male pornographic literature) men tionists who have always insisted on the women's right to such effects are not 'natural' freely admitted their sexual pleasure was increased to the seek her own-satisfaction actively, not merely to serve as a and decreasing pressures im) extent that the female partner showed she was not enjoying device for satisfying men. men at different age levels. SI the act and had to be forced into it. Women now have something to demand from men in bed Many men in our society ·se Remember the old Errol Flynn movies? "What a little other than screwing because screwing will seldom produce a emotionally inhibited to an eIl spitfire you are!" he saysas the heroine scratches and bites clitoral orgasm. In a recent Danish book called 'I Accuse'~ such as tears which are perl to defend herself from his assaults, her strai1;jacket clothing the author, Mette Ejlersen, produced femal witnesses to say men. Is it possible that by obj to a purely physical cornerl humanity, men are losing 01 go beyond the orgasm? Areq selves completely and reci the emotional waves thatma . As for the so-called cUt means for producing it is th the fact that there is-little s with its use. Directed by a wo to be stimulated, this Uttl achievements with very Utt woman's own hand. Further tongue; and at the very b

Satisfaction By all means, women sho as we wish, but I mainta which though long, may not clitoral potential has been physical and spiritual, to filled well, with penis and comes with a certain fin clitorally -- a feeling of contentment. It is as if the body has release may have more to do (Which we are advised by not .reside in the vagina) reaction is not electronica do with a sense of fecun mental and nervous limits' under laboratory conditions. The microscope does affe observed. I believe such a s to men, over and above ,orgasm', but seldom acc emotional limitations impo Of course it is impossibl~ kind of nirvana in the midst Men frighten women with overtures. If the positions from the Manitoban at men with force and prom r ofthe clitoris

: her from giving him the knock-out punch he de­ they had never gotten anything out of simple sexual inter-' l' straitjacket mentality forcing herfinally to sUb- course, even with a routine amount of clitoral stimulation prior to the act. In other words, indications of female plea­ lynn was a j5roovy looking man with a generally sure -- sighs, groans, grunts, etc. -- while love-making lanner and it s altogetherpossible tha~ mostwomen are all fabricated to assure men of their prowess. Women t to make it with himfrom the start. Women watch­ who had preViously been taught by the Freudians to think Ums felt that the heroine put up a phony protest to of themselves as frigid (sometimes the statistics went as and that her armfinally creeping around his neck high as 90 per cent of American women!) because they ally a gesture of submission but of genuine desire. couldn't 'achieve vaginal orgasm' now had the long-awaited is that the poor woman did have to pretend to be last laugh: no such thing as a vaginal orgasm exists, and any over her objections to prove she was a 'good' woman who claims to have experienced one is 'a phonyl she had just said, "Errol, I have a thing for you. Thus Masters and Johnson's effectively squashed the myth ,wo" she would have been given the 'character' role of female frigidity. Every woman must be grateful to them 1 hussy •••• right? for removing one psychological burden from our sex lives. , s true that movies -- even American movies -­ If you can have a clitoral orgasm. you are not frigid; that ng with the change in acceptable sexual behaviour term of contempt can no longerbe applied to miserable fe:\11­ we women are_ obviously being staked out for new lnity writhing under an unwelcome penis. ally profitable roles in life as well as in 'art'. But, out of Masters and Johnson's 'answer' new questions arise: can the term 'orgasm', well-understood by men, adequately describe the female sexual response? Why must e satisfaction only through clitoris the femal pleasure be defined by male terminology? There is a superficial resemblance between the clitoral :oral controversy, though, has just begun, and -­ reaction in women and the male climax. Both send a kind of and expectations of extraordinary prowess and demands fe 19h -- I find myself personally in the middle of itl shock through the body and deliver a certain release. But bottled beauty and instand relaxation and threats and the dan . on the counter-revolutionary side of it .••• which women do not, to my knowledge -- and against the evidence gel' of giving birth to children they couldn't feed and didn ~tranger place for me to be. want with the extra reward of the world spitting in their eye r )f male written pornographic novels -- ejaculate semen. And Masters and Johnson, two indomitable sexologists we are capable of having many clitoral climaxes in a row, for being'unwed fathers', they might find itdifficult to hav le and one female -- have proved to their own sat­ ~ach an improvement over the one before, so that the first an erection, mush less come every timel .nd with much corroboration from women who have ~elease, The Freudian dictum of Simone de Beauvoir's 'The Secon . findings, that the only way women can achieve rather than satiating us, often is just an appetizer :01' things to come1 Sex' that wol'tlen should outgrow the needfor clitoral climaxe :isfacti.on is through the active stimulation of the in maturity is patently Victorian. hat small projection just inside the vagina which The clitoris is a thing of joy; Iwouldn't be without one. An ds in stimulative power to the 'head' of the male Men seem sen&ually shallow I do think, from my own experience again, it takes time fo e scientists demonstrated this by electronically some women to receive satiety from screwing, but I do n< the reactions of subjects engaged in the sex act. Another fact of life the scientists might look into in that believe this inhibition in young girls in psychological. It ju~ iscovery in America of the importance of the cli­ female potency seems to grow as women mature, while male takes a hell of a long time to get over the f~eling that you'r male sexual pleasure in a boon to women's libera­ desires tend to diminish after adolescence. It is likely that a butterfly on the end of a pin -- a feeling justified by th ho have always insisted on the women's right to such effects are not 'natural' but produced by the increasing uglypredatorinessofthe typical male approach. 'wn satisfaction actively, not merely to serve as a and decreasing pressures imposed by society on women and satisfying men. men at different age levels. Still they should be checked out. now have something to demand from men in bed Many men in our society seem to be sensually shallow and screwing because screwing will seldom produce a emotionally inhibited to an extreme. Emotional expressions A man's domestication is his own fault 'gasm. In a recent Danish book called 'I Accuse', such as tears which are permitted to women are denied to , Mette Ejlersen, produced femal witnesses to say men. Is it possible that by objectifying women, relegating us Long love affairs or marriages in time can convinc to a purely physical corner of their lives and denying our women that the aggressiveness of one man, at least, is humanity, men are losing our on sexual ecstasies which product of his own culturally induced hangups and his feeling go beyond the orgasm? Are men afraid to abandon them­ towards 'his' woman are well-intentioned if clumsily e:x selves completely and reciprocally to women -- afraid of pressed. The long relationship also gives a woman a chanc the emotional waves that may he stirred in them? - to express her own aggressiveness, to take an active part i As for the so-called clitoral orgasm, the most efficient the making of love. means for producing it is the mechanical vibrator, despite She will find there are times when her needs are greate the fact that there is-little spiritual excitement to be gained than his, And much of the life lovers enjoy together is sper with its use. Directed by a woman who knows where she wants in ordinary human companionship in which the beast of pre to be stimulated, this little device can prOVide multiple is domesticated. Women in our society are treated, if any achievements with very little arm strain. Next best is the thing, like domesticated animals and for this reason cann< woman's own hand. Further down the list is another person's cope with the ruthless and wile. tongue; and at the very bottom, another person's hand. If men complain about their domestication here, theyhav no one to blame but themselves. If they insist on taming Uf they must behave like gentlemen. A desire for wildness an Satisfaction comes with finality freedom beats as strongly in the heart of the woman cookin By all means, women shouldha've as many clitoral orgasms dinner as in the man at the IBM machine; the same sicknes as we Wish, but I maintain ..- from my own experience, overwhelms both. which though long, may not be universal -- that when the A woman's entire body must be involved in the sexua clitoral potential has been exhausted there is still a hole. experience to make it complete for a woman, and men mUl: physical and spiritual, to be filled. And when it has been also take into conSideration the terrible beating her egc filled well, with penis and ejaculated semen, satisfaction takes from society every day. This is why we frequentl comes with a certain finality which I have never achieved 'neurotically' insist on assUrances of love. clitorally -- a feeling of complete physical and emotional We are constantly the objects of degradation, contemI contentment. and exploitation and the man who would win our confidenc It is as if the body has been saturated with love. This must marvel at our endurance, encourage our originality release may have more todo with osmosis than nerve endings passionately endorse our efforts to breakout of the feminin (Which we are advised by Masters and Johnsonand others do bind. not reside in the vagina) and perhaps that is why such a Marilyn Monroe committed suicide because she didn't hav reaction is not electronically perceptible. Or it may have to do with a sense of fecundity or of communication passing mental and nervous limits which simply does not happen under laboratory conditions. The microscope does affect the organism (or orgasm) being observed. I believe such a spiritual release isalso possible to men, over and above what they are satisfied to call 'orgasm', but seldom occurs because of the sensual and emotional limitations imposed on them by our civilization. Of course it is impossible for most women to achieve this kind of nirvana in the midst of the rat race. Men frighten women with their aggressive and egotistical overtures. If the positions were reversed and women came at men with force and promises and expectations of chastity Canadia~ November 25, 1970,· PRO TEM • 5

~. out of simple sexual inter-' lIlount of clitoral stimulation , indications of female plea­ ,etc. -- while love-making len of their prowess. Women It by the Freudians tc;> think times the statistics went as rican women/) because they \ m' now had the long-awaited ginalorgasm exists, and any ~xperienced one is a phonyl ~ffectively squashed the myth UUl must be grateful to them l burden from our sex lives. asm. you are not frigid; that be applied to miserable fe~­ me penis. ~on' s 'answer' new questions , well-understood by men. sexual response? Why must ed by male terminology? nblance between the clitoral climax. Both send a kind of a.nd expectations of extraordinary prowess and demands for a date on Saturday night. A beautiful mind destroyed by liver a certain release. But bottled beauty. and instand relaxation and threats and the dan­ exploitation. ~- and against the evidence ger of giving birth to children they couldn't feed and didn't Sensitive women are often on the verge of self-destruction. lvels -- ejaculate semen. And want with the extra reward of the world spitting in their eyes feeling their quest recognition, for making a dent in anyone's rclitoral climaxes in a row. for being'unwed fathers', they might find itdifficult to have conciousness to be hopeless. We were taughtfrom childhood rone before. so that the first an erection, mush less come every time! to receive love from other people and no other success will l§, often is just an appetizer The Freudian dictum of Simone de Beauvoir's'The Second compensate. Indeed. no other success is likelytobe achievedl Sex' that worben should outgrow the needfor clitoral climaxes The dependence on men is so intricately woven into a wo­ in maturity is patently Victorian. man's every breath that perhaps some. of my sisters are right when they say my insistence that there be more to sex bally shallow The clitoris is a thing of joy; Iwouldn't be without one. And i.: I do think, from my own experience again, it takes time for than a clitoral orgasm is counter-revolutionary. some women to receive satiety from screwing. but I do not We must somehow extricate ourselves from this mesh of sts might look into in that believe this inhibition in young girls in psychological. It just madness. A lie -- orhalf-truth -- may seem one way to do it. women mature, while male f~eling '. dolescence. It is likely that takes a hell of a long time to get over the that you're But ultimately, we must rely on the truth -- the whole truth E a butterfly on the end of a pin -- a feeling justified by the -- to set usfree. As close tpthe truth as I can ,come is that ,. produced by the increasing uglypredatorinesso!.the typical male approach. !fe live In a world where allhuman enjoyment is thwarted by d by society on women and an acquisitive system forcing us to malinger in the market­ they should be checked out. place. All human beings must be more or less frigid in a ~to be sensually shallow and ~me. robot-run society. Emotional expressions A man's domestication is his own fault If our bread and water and air are contaminated and our ltted to women are denied to country earns its livelihood from genocide, pastand present, itifyirig women. relegating us Long love affairs or marriages in time can' convince and women are regarded as legitimate subhuman prey by their lives and denying our women that the aggressiveness of one man, at least. is a male creatures who call themselves men and coloured , on sexual ecstasies which product of his own culturallyinduced hangups and his feelings people are used as beasts of burden by white creatures who en afraid to abandon them­ towards 'his' woman are well-intentioned if clumsily ex­ call themselves human. then our love lives cannot be any­ :ally to women -- afraid of pressed. The long relationship also gives a woman a chance thing but grotesque shadows of what they should become. ~'stirred in them? - to express her own aggressiveness, to take an active part in l orgasm, the most efficient the making of love. tlechanical vibrator. despite She will find there are times when her needs are greater Variety of partners equals frigidity tual excitement to be gained than his, And much of the life lovers enjoy together is spent who knows where she wants in ordinary human companionship in which the beastof prey The insatiable search for· variety in partners is probably evice can provide multiple is domesticated. Women in our society are treated, if any­ symptomatic of male frigidity -- an inability tocome spiri­ lrm strain. Next best is the thing, like domesticated animals and for this reason cannot tually, to fuse the physical with the psychological needs. to n the list is another person's cope with the ruthless and wile. abandon themselves to the marvel of being close to another m, another person's hand. If men complain about their'domestiCl1tion here. theyhave human being who can only begin to be appreciated in a life­ no one to blame but themselves. If they insist on taming us. time of such moments. they must behave like gentlemen. A desire for wildness and Strangely, it is men's pride in their penises and the per­ es with finality freedom beats as strongly in the heart of the woman cooking formance thereof which gives them such confidence in their ~ve as many clitoral orgasms dinner as in the man at the IBM machine; the same sickness mental achievements, in the arts, for instance. ,.. from my own experience. overwhelms both. Keeping women, who in early years exhibit superior intel­ universal -- that when the A woman's entire body must be involved in the sexual lectual abilities, chained to menial chores and thefine craft austed there is still a hole, experience to make it complete for a woman. and men must of aggravating man's egos, men can assure themselves that illed. And when it has been also take into consideration the terrible beating her ego Beethoven is thefinal accomplishment in music, Shakespeare culated semen. satisfaction takes from soc1etyevery day. This is why we frequently in poetry, Michelangelo in sculpture. Once women ar~ Nhich I have never achieved 'neurotically' insist on assUrances of love. released, men may discover undreamed of realms of beauty dete physical and emotional We are constantly the objects of degradation. contempt .••• if they are, indeed. able to appreciate them. and exploitation and the man who would win our confidence As for sex -- like eating, like walking in fresh air. like all m saturated with love. This must marvel at our endurance, encourage our originality, human activity -- it should recreate us, help us to find one I osmosis than nerve endings passionately endorse our efforts to breakout of the feminine another, make us real and tangible as the earth. It should put rs and Johnson and others do bind. us together again, body and soul. male and female, in har­ perhaps that is why such a Marilyn Monroe committed suicide becallse she didn't have monious intercourse. ,rceptible. Or it mayhave to r of communication passing .ch simply does not happen

~organism (or orgasm) being tual release isalso possible :' they are satisfied to call By Leah Fritz lecause of the sensual and -on them by our civilization. . most women to achieve this he rat race. r aggressive and egotistical e reversed and women came and expectations of chastity Canadian University Pre$S 6 * PRO TEM * November 25~ 1970

Canadians are middle-management By DEE KNIGHT imperialists

Canada was called a country of middle-man­ opera which re-lived the experience of slavery imperialists~ Best~ They include a chainof community organizations agement by Lloyd at the and liberation from it. The white culture was --cu1tural~ economic and legal--in the urban set­ International teach-in at the Ontario Institute symbolized by a vicious blond woman who hac!. ting; regular Thursday night community meet­ for Studies in Education (OISE) weekend before captivated and sapped the strength of African ings to buiid a :'tradition of community dis­ last. The statement summed up Canada's role man~ and then tried to have his brother kill him. in the 'Crisis in Development', which was the course'., and to build understanding of the sit­ It ended cathartically-- after also 30 minutes of uation; cooperative economic units -outside the subject of the teach-in. frightfully violent symbolic dancing--as the Best is an organizer at Tapia House in establishment, such'as credit co-ops, produc­ black hero gained control of himself and slew tion and distribution co-ops, etc.; political re­ Trinidad, and was one of several representat­ the white seducer, saving his brother.. ives from countries in the Third World -­ search and education through newspapers and The Caribbean, Latin America, Africa andAsia. The drama hit an audience that. wa.s fully, study groups. • It was their turn to give their criticism of wes­ prepared to understand its message. Teach-in It is a program' for direct democracy, tail­ tern policy and discuss their own solutions to participants had, between the two weekends~ ored at this time. for the dual function of polit­ problems; the Canadian Government position been working in small groups of 10 or 12. for ical opposition or resistance~ and popular co­ was presented in the first teach-in session last eight successive weeks. With emphasis on operation in handling day-to-day problems. It's Sept. 25,26 and 27. communication and collective study~ participants a matter of setting up parallel goveI'!1ment The essential difference in the two points of probed the issues of racism~ neo-colonialism structures (as Pierre Trudeau would call them)~ view was colour. While the Canadian proposals and imperialism, and more specific issues which make it possible for the people to do and views were boringly gray and lacking in including southern Africa, South America~ the themselves what the government is incapable Caribbean and the effects of technology. of doing, and, through communication, decide originality, the Third World ideas were almost what they want the government to do. In the long exotic in their unorthodoxy. The Government Returnin15 to the final weekend~ participants statements were a bland, rational defense of the run, it is much more SUbversive than terrorism. viewed a .hellzapoppin film version of Mar­ The teach-in was presented by. the Inter­ causes of Third World problems; the second shall MacLuhan's 'The Media is the Message'. national Education Project (IEP) an organization group was attacking these causes in all their Ivan Illich then appropriately discussed the manifestations. consisting of returned CUSO volunteers (Can­ new low in man-made degradation of the envir­ adian University Service Overseas), who have The most moving part of the Third,World. onment: in things, society, and the imagination. become radicals. Continued activity is expected attack came at the psychic level, when the Car­ Illich pointed out that the problems of en­ from the IEP from their 44 St~ George St. ibbean Theatre Workshop presented a dance- vironmental pollution; social' polarization~ and Offices. mass popular passivity, can be linked together. He added that the analysis for the linkage and its correction is much more radical than com­ munist ideology, which comes to terms only with the second problem and aggravates the third. He said that instead of changing the focus of present technological and social institutions~ it is necessary to 'de-institutionalize' society. Illich said that instituions are being substi­ tuted for imagination, and this in turn has meant "the replacement of hope with rising expecta- . tions," and of surprise in new communication with a steady flow of predictable, one-way information. In this process, he said "school is an advertising agencY which wakes the in­ dividual need the society as it is. The conclusion? Get rid of schools. Fire teachers, who, especially at. the primary levels~ are "paid to demonstrate their superiority to their students" and turn the schools into muse­ ums or meeting places where peers can col­ laborate together in their own education. (Tea- • chers could act as librarians~ since many more would be needed for de-schooled education; some could be useful as 'trail-guides' or other kinds of resource people, as people come to­ gether toeduca.te themselves in libraries~ cafes, street corners~ parks, and each other's homes. Thus IlUch suggests~ the re-vitalization of every-day society could be accomplished. What does this have to do with the Third World? Illich says that schools in Latin Americ~ are splitting the society apart socially~asevery Latin American government spends 20 to 30 per cent of its budget on schooling~ of which the greatest proportion is utilized, by the ,rich minority, While the poor are schooled to failure. Further, he suggests that schooling has 'hooked' Latin America on 'pre-packaged' North American solutions which have simply caused, more problems. .' _ . The point? The people of the Third World, If not their governing elites~ want off the weStern bus. Having perceived that catching up to the West is neither possible nor desirable~ they are looking to themselves for ways of becomingnot­ p'oor. Lloyd Best calls it'buildingfrom the earth' 'One has to start from what one has in the place that one is." A member of Tapia House~ an organization in Trinidad for inside agitation,. Best is a leading spokesman in the movement for political and economic unity of the Caribbean area. The pro­ gram is' to replace the neo-colonial, exploit­ ative economy and its puppet politicalinstitutions with an indigenous interdependent economy~ and political institutions designed for popular par- . ticipation. He said "the most important aspect of the political process is the participation of the people, and if you can't get it in the par;, liament you must take it to the streets. The sllrprising thing about Best's W marching orders' .is their close resemblance toMontreal FRAP (Le Front d,' Action Politique) program. November 25, 1970 * PRO TEM * 7 Seals and Crofts By WILLIAM MARSDEN Dash Crofts: « ...the Bahai religion? We11,it originated back in the 19th century' with the Shia Muslim tradition in Iran, I came across it about four years ago and told Jim (Seals) a­ bout it and it changed our lives completely..... «It encompasses all the religions which aliken themselves to Buddhism, Hinduism, Christianityand all those which men­ tion the coming of a prophet. Eclectic to a certain extent I guess.•.Says that there will always be many different prophets which will come in the future and in the end it will lead to the unity of all men under one language and culture•.• We feel music is a universal language at present and through our music we can talk to everybody ..... Jim Seals: « ..•.Bahai brought a radical change to me and also tomy music..•• I used to write songs, we call them bubble gum songs, you know, (I love Lucy with all my heart' stuff like that, but now I feel my music is more an expression of myself.•• No, not of the Bahai religon, although itis reflected in some of my songs•.•• «How do I write songs now? Well its sort of as if the song is already there and I just discovered it. Just came along and wrote it down. I usually get the first two lines or so and the rest then just comes. Ya, Iwrite the words before the music No specific style This was Seals and Crofts and last week at the Riverboat they sang about their religon, their lives and their music ~f which they certainly do not have any (specific style. Jim Seals plucking away on his electric (classical' guitar or ,clowning out a jig, stamping his boots in rythm and Jim seal,s Dash Crofts bowing his violin, sometimes on his shoulder, sometimes on his head; Dash Crofts' fingers or big band strumming his electric mandolin or lute. They are relaxed and accom­ plished musicians who can play a variety of country, er.ock_ a-billy', jazz rock, latin and sould and sometimes a bit of (Chicago Blues'. No No Nanette for frivolous «I see these women walkin down the street and K.C. Townsend is a very ley? Most of the audience Upsetting everyone they meet By ELIZABETH COWAN well-endowed flapper. but looked old enough to have Sure do wish they'd leave us all alone .. it,s the chorus who keep• the seen the original production For the most part, their country and religious folk has a There is a pleasure in show alive. 'in 1924, and everyone sang harmonious swing somewhat like Simon and Garfunkel or frivolity which only htvol­ There are more ofthem along with (Tea for Two'and Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. But, of course, that changes le-rs know - the harmless with every scene: handsome ;(I Want To Be Happy'. (I when they play pure country or blues. joy of complete futility, un­ gentlemen carrying ukele­ want to be happyl What lyr­ redeemed by credibility or les, lovely ladies with long icist today would dare to They started the performance witlia LatinAmerican guitar importance. Youmay not be langorous legs. They sing write a song with such an instrumental and then eased into their other songs in a calm able to live on candy floss, . and dance tirelessly, and honest, naive, socially un­ and entertaining manner. Such songs as (Sea of Colours' and it's no substitute for speaking of love and innocence, a religious reflection called change costume every time aware theme?) (A Brand New Star has been Born' (to make things right for roast beef, but .'once in a they go Off-stage. But you don't need to be while your system demands ( ., you and me') and another called (Eart4:"e,Sh-Q'!JPe an eartb _ . No, No, Nanette is for 60 to enjoy (No, No, Nanette' -it; - all. you need are eyes and where the birth .. of.achilddisguised as the word can be rec­ , So leave Dionysius '70and nostalgia: how often do you ognized") set a peaceful mood. They then exploded with a have a chance to see a show ears and an unjaundiced spi­ Cajun violin instrumental called (Arkansas Traveller' fol- Lion's Love to the worth­ supervised by Busby.Berke- rit. seekers, and bur a ticket to lowed by a square dance tune. . (No, No, Nanette . Other songs consisted of a Bahai religious prayer «(Make It's a real musical, full me Strong for I am Weak'), a song about Seals' life when of pointless plot twists, car­ he was a kid which was called (Tin Town' and one of their ried out by two dimensional Canadian magic more popular songs (A shes in the Snow'. It is weird, wonaerful, and «My love will be as plain as characters in ornate set­ By GAl L WYLI~ tings. Admittedly no one dan­ freezing to the spirit to be The ashes in the snow. " ces on mirrors, but there is Magic realism is an awe­ at this shOWing. At least In effect the performance was naive, but their relaxed man­ a tap sequence on top of a some phrase. It hangs sus­ that's how I explain my re­ ner and fine musical talent gave them complete control over white grand piano; and while pended like a dangling ques­ action. flie audience and consequently they swept italong with them. there isn't a water ballet, tion mark. Colours flash So much seems fami- Seals and Crofts have been together since theirj,unior high the chorus do come in bal­ through my mind, slow down, liar because he paintsevery­ school days in Texas. In 1958 they moved out and headed for anced on beach balls during and dare me tothinkfurther. day people doing everyday California'. At first they worked as studio musicians in a scene called - are you Jack Chambers is a Cana­ things yet something about Los Angeles, (doing gigs' for such performers as Glenn ready? - (Peach on the Be­ dian pa.inter - a magic realist this art work brings to mind Campbell, Sonny and Cher, The Monkees, and Lenny Welch. ach'. It even stars Ruby who is being exhibited at the the Twilight Zone. I felt as They also composed hits for Brenda Lee and Rick Nelson Keeler (who can still dance Art Gallery of Ontario until if I was viewing each paint­ among others thus accounting for theirwide variety of musi­ circles around most of the December 6. His work has a ing through a soft grey cur­ cal styles. younger leads, even if her wondrous quality ,about it tain of muslin. ~(We are !\oing out to rest up on our 200 acre farm in acting is strictlyLittle Thea that abolishes time and re­ Woodstock. It s beautiful", said Crofts. "We've got horses tre). veals the dimension of dre­ Chambers also has a few out there and I figured on doing a bit of riding to get the Tlie true stars though, are ams and visions. Painfully plexiglass mould works that road fat I've collected in the last few months off my belt." the chorus. Helen Gallagher exact figures 01 human be­ transpose a picture into , . and Bobby Van are accom­ ings float or rest mid-air. pseudo-three dimensions. plished and convincing as in l~ndscapesettings. It is Nanette's young married the real combined with the For a mere 25 cents (free TUTORS NEEDED friends; Patsy Kelly is a unreal that is so delightfully on Thursdays), childhood can hilarious maid (she plays magical. Armsand headsand be recaptured, or another Volunteers are needed to tutor all high a powerfully dramatic scene bodies appear in a mass of world visited, or Canadian school subjects. Monday and Wednesday, with her vacuum cleaner, pleasing colours and natural culture supported. Anyway, which has a life of its own); habitat. thiS guy Chambers is fun. 7.00 pm, to 9.00 pm. Earlr Earlscaurt C01nmunity Project Cellist Brott - quite talented (St. Clair and Dufferin Area) effectively conveyed the mo9d of eac~ FOR INFORMATION phone 532-3303 By KEN HULL variation. The Haydn (Cello Concerto was the most impressive selection qn Earl Court Community Project The second in the series of free concerts the :program. Here' the performer at Glendon last Wednesday evening fea­ brought together precision and clarity, ,tured Dents Brott, cellist. Brottisa young and an empathy for the music that was Canadian artist, and brotherof Boris Brott always under control. the conductor of the Hamilton Philharmon­ The Strauss Sonata was less settledthan ic. We were listening to a very capable and the Haydn; the accompanyist seemed a bit BAYVIEW talented young artist. uneasy here, and perhaps'this had some There were three selections on the effect on the'cellist. At any rate, the per­ program : Seven Variations on a Theme formance here was not quite as smoothand from Mozart's (Magic Flute' by Beethoven, controlled. BURGER INN Violincello Concerto in D majorby Haydn, It is commendable that the services of a Open 7 days a week 1701 Bayview Ave., Toronto, and Sonata in F major, Ope 6 by Richard musician of this calibre were obtainedfor 7 am to 3 am (one block south of Eglinton Strauss. this series. But the turnout for the pro­ Delivery starts at 2 pm Fer free delivery phone In all the pieces, Brott demonstrated gram was not as good asfor the last one, Sundays and holidays 12 am a natural musicality, and, in the Haydn and everyone would be well-advised to take Sandwiches Steaks and chops 486,,:,4256 and Strauss, a well-developed technique. advantage of these concerts, especially Hamburgers Sea Foods P.izzas The Beethoven was well-played; Brott since they are free. 8 * J:lRO 'rEM * November 25, 1970 r I Band Esmash GBA record By NICK MARTIN ly arrival of the Masked Bea­ Aurora? - Wild Bill Wade.) ver, who saturated the area "You wanna' see me beat up a with mungrays. Rob Beadle's rink moved locomotive? Seriously guys, with The Sons of Band E House ..Arriba alittledownmyleg into first place in curling hockey and basketball starting destroyed an ancient defen­ cucumbers moossonee nuga last week as they skipped let's get something straight. In­ sive record in Glendon Bas­ frebup ayayayiii," commen­ by Bill Hewick 12-5. Bill tercollege is for the superjocks, ketball Association action ted the Defender of Liberty Cutt doubled Ken Donnelly intramural is for everybody, and last week. B took Ye Greene 8-4, Greg Lloyd tamoshan­ Machine 38-3, and E vivi':.., in announcing that the Viet recreation comes before com­ Squirrel was not among the tered Paul Warner 8-4,and sected the Animals 57-3, the Jamie Meuser massacred petition. You can't stop anyone closest any team has ever enemy casualties. , from playing, no matter how lousy Those rumours you've Dwight Morley 12-2. come to a shutout in GBA "We still want four more he is. We all play to win, but it's no history. "The mind boggles" heard are true. In other ac­ tion, - (What rumours? ­ teams," curling boss Nancy victory unless everybody plays. Uh c ommented oneveteran MacInnes said in a bon sp­ , "Oh, here comes that dumb Lois 9Q§eryer. Michalski) Oh yeah, the ru­ Lane. Up, up, and away!" mours. It is true that the iel (French for 'exclusive chocolate bar machine inthe interview). G. Girven and C. Edwards Name a silentfilms come­ (Why don't you #$%/&* guys fieldhouse is infested with ants, and you are advised dian with the initials FR. put your #$%/&* first names Give up yet? Fatty Rbuckle. on the ?#$%/&* scorecard not to use it. Not that itever like we asked you to? Send works anyway, but if it does Girls get tie back your answers to Contest, for once, you'll be sorry. Serial Chapter 10 Coach Dave O'Leary come up t'me an' says they's taken C/O PRO TEM. Winner gets Mike Jones tried to run, a tie away from my hockey girls, an 'tain't fair, what kin we to throw out the first capi­ Make it quick but the dinosaur grabbedhim do? I says want a chaw 0' tobacky, an' he says if'n I had my talist at the next Friendly by the hair. "I told him t'git druthers, so I ~ays OK don'tpay them~o never mind 'c~use Radical Organization meet- Secretary Ruth Blackball 'his hair cut," said Captain the whole thing s just a commie plot an them pinkos at York ing) huited for B, BrianMar- reports that anyone who re­ Bourgeois. Suddenly, Jim ain't gettin' away wif it. shall sunk sfxand Pistol Peter ,fereed this fall and wants to Miller whipped out an 8xlO So Wayne Bishop an', Anne O'Byrne an' a whole heap 0' AlIen and' Cord Henderson,'get paid had better get his glossy of the Wood dons. Glendon people go up t'show 'em we's behind our girls all gave Ca cinqing sensation. social security number to Blinded, the monster drop­ the way, an it ends up that Stong's protest (#$%/&* pinko Chris Hawkes busted the her pronto. Not only that, ped Jones and charged past protesters) was totally unlegal, an' there was other things goose egg. but right away too. us up the tunnel. wrong in the gametoo, so the, gals ~ot theirselves back the The Gophers take on Col- "Ohmigodl" screamed Y­ 4-4 tie. So tonight at 4 pm they s goin up to Arctic Arena to Rookie Willie Marsden lege F at Arctic Arena to­ vonne HelwiK' "It's heading whup Winters so bad that they ain't no way nobody's gonna' popped in 22, Kevin Kilbey night at 7. "If da ref gives for Glendon. But Eric Tri­ steal this game from the Go-Fers. dixed his hUit, and John Mur- us any trouble, dere'll be mble said, "Fear not, faint ray lIed for E. Mike Healey a contract out on da guy for heart - faculty council will - CAPTAIN BOLlRGEO!S, was the only one to get it in any torpedo who wants ta declare it irrelevant." "Or for D. make da, hit," reports,goa- they'll get it to runa forum," The Beavers were too deep lie Joe The Enforcer Ai- added Jim Daw. ello. Glendon beats SOBs for the profsas they ranaway "The girls' basketball SUddenly, from out of a in the second half 40-22. side tunnel, came a wizened Glendon's men's volleyball team beat the masters of Jim Mountain dunked 10, Ge- team practices Wednes~ys old man. "Hah," he laughed business administration from the School of Business 15-2 off Scott neufed, George from 5 to 6 pm and the JUdo "take it from old Judge Cra­ and 15-12, and skunked Founders IS-Zip twice, reports Hewson bagged 8, and Gary club will startSaturday mor­ ter, you'll never find your Cap'n Scurvy who was in port to have his pe~leg varnished. Schlieffer~ skyscrapered 4 ning lessons for. th,e faculty way out of here. Will you "Shiver me timbers" commented the Cap n after seeing for 3rd Year. Alumnus Rod and th~}r children on Decem­ lend me a flashlight -I the game. Major fired in 8, Graham ber 5. (From the Rubaiyat keep bumping into Amelia The team meets Vanier at Proctor tonight at 7, and Muir of 4th year had 6, of Omar Bishop). Earhart." So doing, we bade meets the league runnerup in a best of 5 championship and Bob Simmons was po- 0l;1r reader tells us we have lriJll farewell, and pushed on final at Proctor, Tuesday at 7. Students have begun camping etry in motion with 6 for no nght to put our own naII\e deeper, deeper, deeperinto- outside the Proctor box office for the few remaining standing the Fightin' Faculty. in our writeups, so we won t Suddenly, we burst into room tickets. tell you about all the goals a huge cavern, filled with Our girls are also still unbeaten (then howcum the guys got Easy frosh we ,get,this winter--not ev~n the sound of throbbing ma­ the headline? Women's Lib. Because we're a bunch of chau­ if they re in the otherteam s chinery. Out rang the cry.,,--_ vinists pigs - editor Perry White) afterflattening Founders. 2nd got it the easy way net. "Mein gott, ze1. hat discov­ The local lasses host Mac tomorrow and Winters on Monday. when the frosh didn't show It looks like this year's ered our base, , We started ~CLARKKENT up. 1st Year survivors re­ Winter Weekend exchange to run, but suddenly, ourpath port that they were ambush­ trip will be with Trent Uni­ was cut off by a giant robot ed on the Escott Reid Walk versity, in Peterborough, in and Gail Wylie screamed, by sqUirrel commandos, and late January orearly Febru­ "Ohmigod, we're in - " Yanaky has expired were saved only by the time- , ary. (Why can't we go to (to be continued) Andre Foucault, students' councilpresident, informedthis reporter that Barry Yanaky's term as presidentof the Glen­ don Chess Club (GCC) has expired. "Itwas a one year term, the same as any other school club," Foucault said, adding that any students wishing to form a chessclub this year may make a written presentation for funds to councilat any time. Yanaky claims that he still heads the GCC, and cannot be dislodged as he refuses to callan election meeting. Since his election in a general meeting in September of 1969, there has not been a single GCC meeting, nor will he, call a meeting until the administration apologizes for"persecuting" him and ..stealing" the <;lub's chess sets at the end of last year. The ..stolen" chess sets are in Ian Gentles' office (dean of students) and may be signed outfor use by students at any time. -JIMMYOLSEN Vampire classic Friday - Don't be foole,d by the title in 'Blood of the Vampire' on channel 7 Friday night; it's about a prison warden who perf­ orms medical experiments on the cOJlvicts. However, if you wait for the late,late show on ll,you 11 see one of the great­ est of vampire films,the 1958 'Horror of Dracula'. A remake--­ of the 1931 Lugosi classic, the picture proved to be the only time that Hammer Films prOVided a script worthy of the terrifying talents of Christopher Lee. 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