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H I I 1967 ~r ~-= --=--- ~---- ,,- _ Trave/er Reviews ~- Student Government Nine-Act Farce -=~ Too Much? See Article Page 2 ARKANSAS See Editorial Page 2 UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS TRAVELER Vol. 61 UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS MONDAY, APRIL 1, 1967 No.101 Board Of Trustees Fires Dr. David Mullins ----World News--"""'. RFK Announces Chairman Accuses; Presidency; Successor Selected For By A, FELLOW TRAVELER "Residence Hall Week," Dr. Otto Lunch, chairman of the UA Mullins corrected quietly. Board of Trustees, leaned over the "Dorm orgies, I say! Singing and Taps Fulbright dancing and all other manner of gleaming table and shouted, "Mull sin. Three, you haven't attended WASHINGTON - Sen. Robert ins, things look bad for you"' more than 400 off campus conven Kennedy, (D.NY) announced this President Mullins nibbled calm tions this semester, preferring morning that be bad definitely ly on the end of his tie. instead to circulate on campus and decided to seek the Democratic "Let's look at the facts," Lunch to ... TALK TO STUDENTS! presidential nomination in 1968. continued. "One, you have in ''Mullins, you've become too Kennedy also stated that Sen. J. creased the student services budget damned LIBERAL." William Fulbright of Arkansas, by whopping amounts, sometimes "No ! ! ! "Mullins protested. would be his vice-presidential handing over $50 or $60 at a time. Lunch spun around to face the running mate. photographers and declared: LOVE-BARRED, that's the way the campus Security Force described "Two, you've let Marlo Strokeus VIETNAM - Private Walter it as they arranged to set up barricades to stadium parking lot en- have a free hand with his dorm "In view of the overwhelming to Walter was reported in satisfactory trances at 6:30 today. orgies . .. " evidence, the Board has decided Mullins from his office condition in a Saigon hospital remove Dr. in this progressive institution.'' here today after engaging hand-to Will Be Barricaded Every Night hand with a North Vietnamese Dr. Mullins cried out, threw his soldier. Walter said he was on handkerchief over his head and patrol and heard a movement in ran from the room. the bushes and called out that Ho Stadium Parking Lot To Close At 6:30 "Have y'all decided yet," asked Chi Minh was a half-crazed idiot. an Arkansas Gazette reporter, sure students wouldn't student showed that He said he heard a reply calling The Campus Cops announced "I'm "average" "who will replace Dr. Mullins?" mind getting out of their cars and most of them were, as usual, apa U.S. President Johnson a similar yesterday that in the future the "After much discussion, we have walking over to the barrel to thetic. But a few were seriom;ly esteemed name. Both were run over by a Parking Lot will close selected a wise and Stadium dump their trash," stated the Sen worried. "Where will we go to been supply truck in the middle of a statesman who has always at 6: 30 every night. In order to ator who introduced the proposal. park?" was the question most oft about the subversive el road while shaking hands. concerned enforce this law, all entrances to This proposal wa5 also turned en asked. ements which are springing up on lot will be barricad BERKELEY, Calif. - Dr. Zotto the Parking down. A few thought this was just an campus. ed at night, and two campus Inke of the University of Califor URP Leaders announced pLans t<>ther example of the inhumanity "For the love of Arkansas, our cars will patrol inside the nia physics department announced Cop to held nightLy sit-ins in the of the Campus Cops and the anti new UA president will be JUS Parking Lot. that be has invented an acid that Parking Lot until the privilege student sentiment of the Admin TICE JIM JOHNSON!" will eat through anything. How "We had to make this rule," was restored. iBtration. One Law student ques ever, Inke added that right now explained the Head Cop, " because The Head Cop and the Dean of tioned the constitutionality of the he's working day and night try. of all the beer cans, liquor bottles Students conferred upon this poo law, explaining that he thought it ing to find something to put it in. and other trash that students sibility and warned they would infringed upon student rights. were leaving in the Parking Lot :not hesitate to call in the State The Head Cop, upon hearing of ST. LOUIS - The St. Louis Fed after their nightly visits." Police to prevent such an event. ·the Law student's opinion, ans eral Court of Appeals turned down The Head Cop admitted that he A Traveler sampling of the ·wered, "What student rights?" an appeal by the University of realized this new ruling would Arkansas chapter of Omicron affect around 8000 students, and Delia Kappa and ruled that the that it would not be a popular group must no longer discriminate law. But, he maintained, the situ Library Disappears; against Negroes. Although an of ation necessitated the action. New had no ficial ODK spokesman "And it is the student's fault for he did comment on the decision, taking advantage of the priv note that it was a black day in iLeges extended to them in the Architects Change Plans the history of the chapter. Pa'riking Lot," he emp)J.a.sized. Due to a sudden change in the "Also the non-studying college LONDON - Sources close to the Student Readers, denying the geographical structure upon which students who do not make use of Royal Family noted today that validity of the charge, stated that the UofA campus is located, archi the library's modern facilities will Princess Margaret would soon file University students were not in tects have been forced to change not be reminded of their negli for a common law divorce from the habit of taking advantage of their plans for the new library. gence of library work by the pres her photographer husband Lord anything or anybody or any priv This building which has been ence of a visible library," another Snowdon. The younger sister of ilege. under construction during the architect added. the queen, fifth in line to the Eng The Kappa Sigs, upon learning present school year, will now fea Other features of the unique lish throne, was quoted as saying of the new ruling, offered to hold ture a completely underground de UofA library will include an all that Snowdon had entered into the weekly clean-up sessions, Bimilar sign because of an unexpected bole night reserve room for students marriage with a negative approach. to the ones they hold on the top in the ground caused by the "fam who have to attend classes all day, Ex-President Mullins of Mount Sequoyah, in an attempt ous Fayetteville fault." but must also do the outside read BIMINI - Former Congressman to save one of the oldest tradi Architects explained that an ings assigned by many of the pro d Suddenly, a campus Storm Adam Clayton Powell announce tions on the UA campus. However, underground library has several fessors. in 1968. Trooper, a clip of Papermate re his candidacy for president the offer was turned down. advantages. "Since there will be "We know this will please both "I will run with James Meredith fills strapped to his chest, slammed met that night and no windows, students will not be the students and the faculty," as my vice presidential candidate," The Senate through the swinging doors. that a large barrel be distracted by any action that might stated one of the librarians, "be Powell told reporters. When Pow suggested "Say, some bald, fat guy with a placed in the center of the parking take place outside the library and cause it will enable the professors ell made bis statements to the beer mug in bis hand is frugging where Gtudents could place will be able to concentrate more to assign more outside readings, press, he was relaxing in his lot with a coed in the middle of Cam their beer cans, their liquor bot fully on their studies," one spokes especially on books of which there Bahama home. with a drink in one pus Drive. He's blockin' traffic." tles and other trash. man stated. is only one copy available." hand. and a woman in another. Lunch paled and shouted, "No, no, it can't be!" He raced to the JONESBORO - The Arkansas window. Legislature today revoked its per It was. State to be mission to Arkansas J come a University, it was revealed Late Bulletin - UA student man explained that the Legislature protesters picketed the Union to afternoon. An official spokes this day with signs that read: "To Hell learned that Dr. Carl Reng, had With Peace. Bomb The Board." was a first cousin ASC President, "Once Again, A David Faces A Rockefeller. to Gov. Winthrop Goliath. Will The Board Get VIETNAM - Reports from the Stoned?" "Tempo, Davie, Tempo!" front of the Cruel War that is rag ing in Vietnam, indicate that, at last, U.S. Forces have managed to bomb an enemy village that con tained no allies or friendly Viet Passion Play namese. The annual Fayetteville Pas sion Play was re-enacted again VATICAN - Pope Paul an during the week prior to Easter nounced yesterday that the ban on by several thousand University the use of birth control paraphen Students, in celebration of the ilia has been taken off. The rea Easter break. son for this Paul stated, is that the The gala extravaganza, which rhythm method bas proved a bur sometimes lasts hours, took place den on many Catholics.