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Vol. 61 UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS MONDAY, APRIL 1, 1967 No.101 Board Of Trustees Fires Dr. David Mullins ----World News--"""'. RFK Announces Chairman Accuses; Presidency; Successor Selected For By A, FELLOW TRAVELER "Residence Hall Week," Dr. Otto Lunch, chairman of the UA Mullins corrected quietly. Board of Trustees, leaned over the "Dorm orgies, I say! Singing and Taps Fulbright dancing and all other manner of gleaming table and shouted, "Mull­ sin. Three, you haven't attended WASHINGTON - Sen. Robert ins, things look bad for you"' more than 400 off campus conven­ Kennedy, (D.NY) announced this President Mullins nibbled calm­ tions this semester, preferring morning that be bad definitely ly on the end of his tie. instead to circulate on campus and decided to seek the Democratic "Let's look at the facts," Lunch to ... TALK TO STUDENTS! presidential nomination in 1968. continued. "One, you have in­ ''Mullins, you've become too Kennedy also stated that Sen. J. creased the student services budget damned LIBERAL." William Fulbright of Arkansas, by whopping amounts, sometimes "No ! ! ! "Mullins protested. would be his vice-presidential handing over $50 or $60 at a time. Lunch spun around to face the running mate. photographers and declared: LOVE-BARRED, that's the way the campus Security Force described "Two, you've let Marlo Strokeus VIETNAM - Private Walter it as they arranged to set up barricades to stadium parking lot en- have a free hand with his dorm "In view of the overwhelming to Walter was reported in satisfactory trances at 6:30 today. orgies . .. " evidence, the Board has decided Mullins from his office condition in a Saigon hospital remove Dr. in this progressive institution.'' here today after engaging hand-to­ Will Be Barricaded Every Night hand with a North Vietnamese Dr. Mullins cried out, threw his soldier. Walter said he was on handkerchief over his head and patrol and heard a movement in ran from the room. the bushes and called out that Ho Stadium Parking Lot To Close At 6:30 "Have y'all decided yet," asked Chi Minh was a half-crazed idiot. an Arkansas Gazette reporter, sure students wouldn't student showed that He said he heard a reply calling The Campus Cops announced "I'm "average" "who will replace Dr. Mullins?" mind getting out of their cars and most of them were, as usual, apa­ U.S. President Johnson a similar yesterday that in the future the "After much discussion, we have walking over to the barrel to thetic. But a few were seriom;ly esteemed name. Both were run over by a Parking Lot will close selected a wise and Stadium dump their trash," stated the Sen­ worried. "Where will we go to been supply truck in the middle of a statesman who has always at 6: 30 every night. In order to ator who introduced the proposal. park?" was the question most oft­ about the subversive el­ road while shaking hands. concerned enforce this law, all entrances to This proposal wa5 also turned en asked. ements which are springing up on lot will be barricad­ BERKELEY, Calif. - Dr. Zotto the Parking down. A few thought this was just an­ campus. ed at night, and two campus Inke of the University of Califor­ URP Leaders announced pLans t<>ther example of the inhumanity "For the love of Arkansas, our cars will patrol inside the nia physics department announced Cop to held nightLy sit-ins in the of the Campus Cops and the anti­ new UA president will be JUS­ Parking Lot. that be has invented an acid that Parking Lot until the privilege student sentiment of the Admin­ TICE JIM JOHNSON!" will eat through anything. How­ "We had to make this rule," was restored. iBtration. One Law student ques­ ever, Inke added that right now explained the Head Cop, " because The Head Cop and the Dean of tioned the constitutionality of the he's working day and night try. of all the beer cans, liquor bottles Students conferred upon this poo­ law, explaining that he thought it ing to find something to put it in. and other trash that students sibility and warned they would infringed upon student rights. were leaving in the Parking Lot :not hesitate to call in the State The Head Cop, upon hearing of ST. LOUIS - The St. Louis Fed­ after their nightly visits." Police to prevent such an event. ·the Law student's opinion, ans­ eral Court of Appeals turned down The Head Cop admitted that he A Traveler sampling of the ·wered, "What student rights?" an appeal by the University of realized this new ruling would Arkansas chapter of Omicron affect around 8000 students, and Delia Kappa and ruled that the that it would not be a popular group must no longer discriminate law. But, he maintained, the situ­ Library Disappears; against Negroes. Although an of­ ation necessitated the action. New had no ficial ODK spokesman "And it is the student's fault for he did comment on the decision, taking advantage of the priv­ note that it was a black day in iLeges extended to them in the Architects Change Plans the history of the chapter. Pa'riking Lot," he emp)J.a.sized. Due to a sudden change in the "Also the non-studying college LONDON - Sources close to the Student Readers, denying the geographical structure upon which students who do not make use of Royal Family noted today that validity of the charge, stated that the UofA campus is located, archi­ the library's modern facilities will Princess Margaret would soon file University students were not in tects have been forced to change not be reminded of their negli­ for a common law divorce from the habit of taking advantage of their plans for the new library. gence of library work by the pres­ her photographer husband Lord anything or anybody or any priv­ This building which has been ence of a visible library," another Snowdon. The younger sister of ilege. under construction during the architect added. the queen, fifth in line to the Eng­ The Kappa Sigs, upon learning present school year, will now fea­ Other features of the unique lish throne, was quoted as saying of the new ruling, offered to hold ture a completely underground de­ UofA library will include an all­ that Snowdon had entered into the weekly clean-up sessions, Bimilar sign because of an unexpected bole night reserve room for students marriage with a negative approach. to the ones they hold on the top in the ground caused by the "fam­ who have to attend classes all day, Ex-President Mullins of Mount Sequoyah, in an attempt ous Fayetteville fault." but must also do the outside read­ BIMINI - Former Congressman to save one of the oldest tradi­ Architects explained that an ings assigned by many of the pro­ d Suddenly, a campus Storm Adam Clayton Powell announce tions on the UA campus. However, underground library has several fessors. in 1968. Trooper, a clip of Papermate re­ his candidacy for president the offer was turned down. advantages. "Since there will be "We know this will please both "I will run with James Meredith fills strapped to his chest, slammed met that night and no windows, students will not be the students and the faculty," as my vice presidential candidate," The Senate through the swinging doors. that a large barrel be distracted by any action that might stated one of the librarians, "be­ Powell told reporters. When Pow­ suggested "Say, some bald, fat guy with a placed in the center of the parking take place outside the library and cause it will enable the professors ell made bis statements to the beer mug in bis hand is frugging where Gtudents could place will be able to concentrate more to assign more outside readings, press, he was relaxing in his lot with a coed in the middle of Cam­ their beer cans, their liquor bot­ fully on their studies," one spokes­ especially on books of which there Bahama home. with a drink in one pus Drive. He's blockin' traffic." tles and other trash. man stated. is only one copy available." hand. and a woman in another. Lunch paled and shouted, "No, no, it can't be!" He raced to the JONESBORO - The Arkansas window. Legislature today revoked its per­ It was. State to be­ mission to Arkansas J come a University, it was revealed Late Bulletin - UA student man explained that the Legislature protesters picketed the Union to­ afternoon. An official spokes­ this day with signs that read: "To Hell learned that Dr. Carl Reng, had With Peace. Bomb The Board." was a first cousin ASC President, "Once Again, A David Faces A Rockefeller. to Gov. Winthrop Goliath. Will The Board Get VIETNAM - Reports from the Stoned?" "Tempo, Davie, Tempo!" front of the Cruel War that is rag­ ing in Vietnam, indicate that, at last, U.S. Forces have managed to bomb an enemy village that con­ tained no allies or friendly Viet­ Passion Play namese. The annual Fayetteville Pas­ sion Play was re-enacted again VATICAN - Pope Paul an­ during the week prior to Easter nounced yesterday that the ban on by several thousand University the use of birth control paraphen­ Students, in celebration of the ilia has been taken off. The rea­ Easter break. son for this Paul stated, is that the The gala extravaganza, which rhythm method bas proved a bur­ sometimes lasts hours, took place den on many Catholics. He added ANTIQUE BRICKS, circa Civil War will go on sale to interested students commemorating the destruc­ in the stadium parking lot. that the old method has had a tion of Old Main which took place in a windstorm over Easter Break. Administration plans to relocate falling out with popular opinion. in Physical Plant and put private supply of hot air to work. P age 2' THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER Monday, April 1, 1967 Drama Review IT raveler Editorial Page II Nine-Act Farce Student Government Gets Playing At UofA A nine-act farce entitled "The Way Too Much Power UofA Administration" is now playing on campus. It has come to our attention recently that Student Gov­ The setting for the main scene ernment on this campus has entirely too much power. is the Division of Student Affairs, with minor scenes located in the We have watched, with increasing alarm, as demand Library and the Business Admin­ after demand, that the Student Senate and the Associated istration Building. As one wise sage once said, you Student officers have made, has been met. can't tell the viewers from the The president of the student body demanded that he be players without a program, so given office space (a rather ridiculous demand, in our opinion) here's a sketch of the program- In starring roles are the act­ and, after only three months of waiting, he was given part ing dean of students, the acting of a room. dean of men, the acting dean of ~ BA, the acting vice president of Associated Students then sent a "meet our deman'.ds or . Academic Affairs and a dean of else" request to President Mullins, ordering him to give them 'IPS£ UT_ n,C ~~& MY_ c-._t_To~ tto«_J women, who sometimes acts. more money. They threatened to tax the students, if their de­ With all the acting, it's hard to tell if there's any producing be­ mands were not met. So, after several months of hemming ing done - but confusion is the and hawing around, the University crune up with some money theme of the play, so it really for student government. (Not as much as they demanded, but Campus Honorary Finally \ioesn't m atter. There are a few amusing lines that is not the point. It's the principle that counts, here.) iof dialogue in the script - at the Why, the University President and the Dean of Students Taps A Publication Editor climax of a very tense, serious crisis, one actor cries, "I think have even taken to conferring with Associated Student offi­ In a special called meeting last The Editor said be was honored H's great - it's funny." This line cers about policy and future plans. The President and t he night, the members of Green Lock that Green Lock saw fit to hold a creates another crisis! Dean have even been known to ask ADVICE from student voted to tap th e prominent editor special meeting just to tap him, body officers on matters. Granted, they are insignificant mat­ of a campus publication for mem­ and that of course, he would accept Another character attempts to answer the question, "Why do bership. the bid. ''I'm not a bit bitter about ters, but again, it is the principle involved. women go to college?" The answer The Editor had failed to get into the fact that I wasn't selected she comes up with is-"How to We wonder at the Administration's wisdom in adopting the organization during the two sooner. I don't hold any grudge this new polcy of "bowing down to the students." They may regularly scheduled tapping ses­ against anyone, Green Lock, or catch a husband." While this line may be an over­ not realize it yet, but they are setting the stage for an at­ sions held annually. my enemies or even the Kappas," mosphere where students will soon feel as if they have the the Editor stated. simplification of the situation, it Wehn asked as to the r eason is noteworthy because it is the right to run this Univrsity. That last statement may seem a special meeting was called and "Why, I'll just tell you a little secret to prove to you that I'm not only problem in the entire farce like a ridiculous exaggeration, but it can and will happen. why the members suddenly de­ that is answered simply. Look at Berkeley - this is exactly the same way all that cided to admit the Editor to their holding any grudge against any­ body, special," the Editor confided. Everything else, every other mess out there got started-by students making demands for group, the G,reen Lock president problem, every other question is rights, and by students demanding that they be allowed to related that the organization had "The Publication isn't really going to come out this year. But as any­ considered from so many differ­ help make policy. been made aware of a startling ent angles that the solutions be­ realization. one can plainly see, this just isn't Why, even now, we are begining to hear ominous r umb­ aimed at Green Lock, it'll affect come entangled in webs of chaos. The realization that dawned up­ All in all, however, viewed in lings and sounds, which indicate students are beginning to on Green Lock, he said, was that everyone on campus. I'm not dis­ demand rights. criminating," the Editor laughed. the proper perspective, the farce the Editor was editor of the publi­ is just that - a farce. One which THIS MUST BE STOPPED NOW! Dr. Mullins, Dean cation, and as editor he could no one should (and probably no Yourick, you must realize that if you give students an inch, publish whatever he wanted to. About three weeks ago, the one can) miss becoming involved they will take a mile. The only way to handle such a situation Or, more important, he could not in to some extent. publish whatever he wanted. This Triiveler Staff made a disappoint­ is to arbitrarily refuse to listen to any student demands, re­ ing discovery. We discovered that We recommend that you just quests or questions. DON'T LET STUDENTS EVEN CO:ME re alization, the president reported, sit back and watch it. Before you was accompanied by a sudden fear April Fool's Day fell on Saturday INTO YOUR OFFICE! during Easter Vacation. In order know it, you'll find yourself in­ that Green Lock would not be volved. It's time for you, Dr. Mullins, and you Dean Yourick, to mentioned in the 1967 publication. to continue a campus and staff tra­ crack down. You must not permit freedom of speech. When Therefore, in order to prevent this dition, we decided to play games the student senators begin to discuss any matters other than drastic event, Green Lock decided with the calendar and pretend that THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER whom to send an Arkansas pennant to this year, disband to tap the Edilor. April First fell on Monday-today. EDITOR _____ SOME FOOL them. You must do this for the sake of our University. It had been reported by some We had a lot of fun writing this Managing Editor ___ Another Fool people living on Arkansas Avenue, paper, we hope you have a lot of Associate Editor _ Ernest Hemingway Please, please, do not be diverted by pathetic or indig­ Associate Editor _ Tennessee Wllllams that the Editor was bitter about fun reading it. Everything said, is Copy Editor ___ Ann Thompson nant demands. Close your ears to the students. Turn your said in fun. We hope it will be Asso. Copy Editor _ George Yourick not being tapped during one of Copy Boy _____ Bill Hughes backs on them. If this is hard for you to do, think of it this the regular tapping sessions, and taken in fun. Sports Editor ___ Darrell Royal way, it's the lesser of two evils. After all, we don't want a A smart man once said, the Editorial Assistant ___ Ted Wylie would turn down a Green Lock Wire Editor _ Chi Omega Sorority Berkeley atmosphere here at Arkansas. bid, if and when it was ever ex­ greatest attribute of a wise man is Society Editor ___ Walter Winchell tended. his ability to laugh at himself. This BUS. MGR. __ SIGMA NU FRAT. is the motto we adopted while The Traveler is published sometimes. The Editor denied this, claiming The offices are located in Hell Role. It that it was just some bad mouth­ putting out this issue.- The Editor appears infrequently. The Publisher Only One Day does not wish to be named. We have • • • ing by some of his enemies • no second class malling permit because One of these days we're going to wake up and it's going we run too much advertising. to be just an ordinary day, but with the way the world is go­ Dear Editor: ing, sometimes it just doesn't look like it. This Is An Interpretative Article; In the fe\v days preceeding Let's face it, there are only 365 of them in a year and, spring vacation, you published the man, they're getting worked to death. Be Sure To Read It Carefully platform of Mack McLarty. By far, Right away the first one is chopped off - that's New it was the best and most thorough Let us delve deep into a situa­ will arise. What can you do about ever to come from a presidential Year's Day. tion that currently exists on this them? We'll tell you what you can candidate. I loved it. It would have helped if Georgie Washington would have campus. It is a situation which do. It was almost as good as the died on Feb. 29, but he didn't and neither did Abe Lincoln, affects us all. It is a very serious You can read the Traveler every platform he presented for Boys' who didn't really have much to say in the matter. situation. And we as apathetic stu­ day, to find out when another bad State several years ago. With dents should rise up in arms about situation has developed or bas someone as efficient as Mack in Anyway, along comes Valentine's Day and the usual host it. of others: July 4th, Labor Day, Veterans Day, Thanksgiv­ been created. Then you can keep office, I'm quite certain that the This situation (that has been on reading the Traveler, until we school will be lead on to bigger ing, Christmas, and Easter. created by the Administration) run another in depth article like and better things. But it doesn't stop there - Good Friday, Christmas Eve, directly violates students' rights. this one which will tell you what I fully intend to see that he gets New Years Eve and things like Halloween. Which goes to And it completely ignores the pro­ to decide and what to do. T h e n all the support of my friends. point up one more thing: visions set forth in the Constitu­ you can do what we tell you to do. LeMar Puttet tion of Associated Students. More than likely the power struggle between the church If students are not alarmed be­ and the state began when somebody's Saint Day fell on a cause of this existing situation, government holiday. they should be. If they are And everybody knows what happened. For nearly 1,000 alarmed, they are pretty smart years the church won out. Witness, St. Patrick's Day, St. Bar­ cookies. tholemew's Day, St. Catherine's Day, St. Mark's Day, St. Let's get down to the real nitty Luke's Day, St. Matthews Day - and that's the gospel. gritty of the problem, now. The whole problem boils down to this So, for the last 200, the federal government has been question: are you as students g o­ playing double up and catch up with promising results - ing to stand by and w atch the A d· National Meatpackers Day, National Newspaperboy Day, ministration trample your rights National Home Produce Day, National Eat-Rice-Today Day, into the dust? Are you going to National Postman's Day - all with religious fervor befitting a sit back and say nothing? Why canonization. don't you speak out? Why don't y ou demonstrate? Why don't you But they've carried the banner one step further - Na­ riot? Why don't you do some ­ tional Cotton Week National Bee Industry Week, National thing? Dentist Week and National PTA Week. Don't you, as students, feel that Then crune Drink More Milk Month and in 1958 there this situation violates your rights? was a great leap forward - the International Geophysical Do you feel that it is just or fair? Year- they took a whole damn year. No, of course ·you don't. Now that But there's one little niche of time left in the Day-to-Day we've established that a wrong is being done, and that you should conflict still our own, designated by some entity higher than take some action - any action, ourselves. we've just about solved the cur­ A time in which we can relax and look around at where rent problem. we really stand - Happy April Fool's Day. But what about situation that Monday, April 1, 1967 THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER Page 3 Senate Meeting Broadcast Over KPIG; Every Senator Attended The Senate met last night. When ing the street by a transit train to be excused for a moment.> the meeting was called to order whizzing around the corner. This Secondly, Cal Biggers moved all senators were present and the case was referred to the Student that the Senate pass a resolution Court. commending itself on the fine job room overflowed with students in­ it had done that night and in past Some senators suggested that the terested enough in student gov­ meetings. case be referred directly to the the meeting. ernment to attend police and city attorneys since "We have worked hard tonight At the first of the meeting pres­ the accident was on a city street and taken up over five important ident Lea urged all those who and not on University property orders of business. When we can spoke during the meeting to speak and therefore not under University accomplish as much as this with­ loudly and distinctly since the jurisdiction. out reading the Constitution, I meeting was being broadcast over don't see why we should read it KPIG, the new student radio sta­ Other senators felt that Swit­ just because the Traveler says we tion. zer's case was brought merely be­ ought to." cause of a long-ago-and far-away The first order of business was The motion was passed and grudge and suggested that the case meeting adjourned. a charge brought by Bruce Swit- by dropped completely. ~ zer who bad been hit while cross- Several senators were heard to Next order of business con­ comment, "The Traveler's been cerned a money making project lying to us. The Senate really is for the Senate. It was moved and accomplishing something. It 's approved unanimously that the clearly just another case of yellow Dean Thompson Senate lease its transit system to a journalism! candidate during elections to carry voters to and from the polls. "This PEANUT GALLERY at Student Senate watches senators batter lakes Position would also relieve traffic conges­ question back and forth but wiley tion at that time," one senators an­ Frosh Can't Bring Cars senators won the game, voting to swered. limit discussion to thirty minutes. announced today that Still on the subject of the tran­ It was raised from $2 to $25 t o eompen­ after which they tabled the mo­ will not be allowed to tion until next week. In Journalism sit system, Lea asked for sugges­ Freshmen sate for the loss of revenue the cars to the University dur­ tions for a name for the new bring freshmen cars would bring into Rising up in protest against lack ing the school year, starting Sept. transportation system. Among the University. yesterday students I, 1967. of cooperation, those suggested were Toonerville "Also, all cars will be parked in the Department of J ournalism Trolley, Lea's Folly, Arkansas El, The release, issued from the Di­ along Razorback Drive and in the Wallace For Pres. ousted its chairman, Dr. J ess Cov­ Pig Train, New Nu Express, LTA vision of Student Affairs said: Stadium Parking Lot. "Freshmen will not be allowed to ington. (Lea's Transit Authority) and MTA (Mack's Transit Author ity.) bring cars or motor bikes to Sylvia Spencer, Traveler editor, school this coming fall, because discussion. One bas appointed Dr. Anne Thompson, There was much we have had numerous com­ Dames In Dorms Before Doomsday senator moved that such an im­ Dean of Women, to fill the vacan­ plaints about the parking on the New UA President Jim Johnson besides, I never was one for seg­ portant matter should not be de­ cy. Miss Spencer, who has decided University campus from both stu­ announced today that "from now regation of any kind." cided in one night and that they to remain as editor (of the Trav­ dent and faculty alike. We feel if on all University housing will be "Aren't there going to be sev­ should each take the subject back eler) for the coming year stated, freshmen are not permitted to strictly co-educational." eral restrictions in the co-ed dorms to their living groups and get a "I feel that as Dr. Thompson and bring car.s to school, this will al­ The reporters at the hastily­ to prevent any hanky-panky?" consensus of opinion. I work so well together, by plac­ leviate a vast amount of the called press conference in Mont­ 'Heck no," Johnson stated flat­ ing her as chairman of the de­ Lea also brought up for discus­ parking problems. gomery, Ala., (where Johnson was ly," we'll show that prissy-sissy, partment, we can make vast im­ sion the problem of Greek and In­ When asked if there would be staying with some unknown host) jet-set cowboy just how sophisti­ provements. dependent relations. He urged that -any restrictions on upperclass­ fired a barrage of questions at the cated we are." There has been much unrest the senate suggest ways to improve men concerning automobiles, the black-robed figure. A wide-ranging Traveler samp­ among ·journalism majors during these relations and pass some sort Division replied, "Yes, first of all, "Why are you doing this?" one ling of opinion revealed that most the past semester. Many have of resolution to help better them. sophomores will be required to asked .. students are in favor of the new commented that they have been It was moved and passed unan­ maintain a 2 .0 grade point average "I feel it's a splendid oppor­ ruling: 75 per cent were in favor dissatisfied with the management imously that discussion on this to have the privilege of having tunity for the students at the Uni­ and 25 perecent were opposed. "I of the classes. Other colleges are problem be limited to five min­ a car on campus. Secondly, the versity to demonstrate their ma­ thik it's unfair," he said in a high­ far advanced in their programs. utes. At the end of this time, a cost of car registration will be turity and good judgement. And pitched voice. Some students sought to offer sug­ freshman senator moved that the gestions to Dr. Covington, but all Senate recognize the problem of Independent relations. were refused. Greek and We'll do anything to make As a result, a group of 20 stu­ Before the Senate adjourned, dents broke into Covington's office they passed two more motions. you happy. and carried him out. Later they re­ First, they passed a resolution Even bleed for you. turned to remove his possessions. that semester break begin immed­ One student remarked, "We are iately after the last day of finals and end the day of second semes­ This is Arrow's authentic, excited about the appointment of imported, India madras. If it Dr. Thompson to the chairmanship. ter registration and, that summer During the past year, she has ad­ vacation should follow spring se­ doesn't bleed, you 've bought the vised the Traveler on its opera­ mester exams. wrong sh irt. Oth er features to only one tions. We feel that with her wide This was passed with look for: elbow-length sleeves, knowledge in this area, she can dissenting vote. {It was later do an excellent job as the new learned that this senator was back collar button, box pleat and chairman of the department. merely raising his band to ask hanger loop. Lots of Arrow India madras shirts to choose from. $8.00. Not too much to spend, wh en you consider what we're doing for you . ._ARROW.--

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2601 N. College m 2-9541 Page 4 THE ARKANSAS TRAVELER Monday, April 1, 1967 Pig Tales Broyles Gives His Resignation; By Carter Hardage Traveler Sports Editor 'We're Going Home To Georgia' "I'm going back to Georgia," After reading his prepared Bob's shoulder while answering Frank Broyles said late last night statement, the Razorback coach the next questions. Two of the biggest stories of the year, not only for the in an mergency pres.s conference. of eight years answered questions. "You can't imagine how much University, but the whole nation, broke during the holidays. "It is with sincere regret that A glum-faced Bob Cheyne sat we hate to leave," he stated. "The One is being carried by the wires of Associated Press I am forced to submit my resig­ nearby, occasionally turning his boys and I have talked it over and United Press International. The other is being hushed nation," Broyles told the small head so that no one would notice many times. But what we've de­ up and would have been unknown to public expect for a crowd of reporters that had gath­ the tears that trickled down his cided to do we're going to stick mistake. ered in his office, "but it is some­ cheeks. by. thing that I fe 1 in my heart that Broyles looked at Cheyne, and "The people of Arkansas have Since I talked with Haynes, the phone has not stopped I must do." went over and placed his hand on just been wonderful to us. In fact, ringing. He called back and said that he was sorry he had that's part of the problem. ever given out the story. He asked that it not be printed. He They've been too wonderful. re-affirmed that story was true, however. "If I hear one more drunk fan Some of the callers were nice but insistent that the yelling 'Pig Sooie,' I t hink I'll go story should not leak out. Others were not amiable. There crazy. It makes me sick to see all were candid little hints about bribes; there were thinly veiled those f armers up there screaming threats. their heads off." Broyles, who b ecame visibly Sylvia and I sat throughout the night discussing the rea­ shaken at this point, blurted out, ons for an expose and the possible consequences. It is our "And another thing - why do combined opinion that a nawspaper is a public trust, and they raise David Mullins salary carries certain inherent responsibilities. every time they r aise mine? I do One of these is that suppression of the news for any a heck of a lot more work than be reason other than that of the public welfare is indefensible. does." For this reason we have presented the sparce facts as we His voice cracked, and he know them. You must be the judge. rushed out of the door, saying, "That's all for now, boys." Cheyne The Frank Broyles story has been a well kept secret. followed him closely. The Traveler will go to press in fifteen min utes, and word Both dropped out of sight. Ap­ has not leaked out on campus yet. parently no successor has been Barnhill Fieldhouse was dark last nigh!. Only seven n amed. people knew of the hastily called meeting. And only two of THE FAT OF THE LAND took on a different meaning late last night these knew what the purpose was. as Coach F rank Broyles described his reasons for leaving Arkansas Besides them Coach Frank Broyles and his publicity di­ in favor of Georgia. rector, the silver-tongued B ob Cheyne, only five reporters Classifieds were there. TRAILWOOD Estate SJze Mobile H ome Spa ces. Large pa tios, concrete walks. Orville Henry had flown up from Little Rock, Darr ell Informer Says Phillips' Draft Crooked See and Compare. Mt. Comfort Road , HI 2-6225. Mack had flown from UPI in Houston, and AP sent Ed Shear­ Lloyd P hillips, who was drafted player, but someone at the top of er. Chuck Hemingway (for the Arkansas Democrat) and I SCUBA INSTRUCTION - Learn to by the Chicago Bears last month, the NFL put out the word to leave skin dive. All equipment furnished. were the only others present. should not have been drafted a t Phillips off when the drafting came Aqualungs furnished or discount 11 you There's something have your own. Completely C~d. up," Chuck whlspered to me. Chuck all, according to the Bears' gen­ around. I don't even know who it YMCA cert ified Instructor. Complete always has had a nose for news. "I just wish Dr. Cov­ eral manager, Sam Hayes. was, but someone had it in for course, $40.00. Call HI 3-4875. ington were here." In an exclusive telephone inter­ P hillips." LOST: 50 valuable books missing from Baptist Student Center Library. If Broyles, w ho had been looking out the window, swirled view from his Miami hotel suite Hayes grew progressively mor e found. please return promplty to the around in his chair. "Ouch " he said, "I bumped m y knee." last week, Mayes related a story of incoherent as the conversation con­ B .S.U. - 904 W. Maple . C all HI 2-5161. "Let's get down to business," Cheyne murmured in a secret meetings, bribes and threats tinued. Above the noise of a blar­ SIAMESE KITI'ENS and PUPPIES, ing stereo, he yelled, "Everybody Rabbits and one Ocelot at East 16 Pet that was punctuated with curses, Shop. We do professional grooming broken voice. knew of "Aw, quit being such a baby, Bob," Broyles barked. emotional outbursts and a state of that he had to be left alone, Poodles. Terriers and Cockers. Phone general confusion. because somebody from t he top HI 3-3312. "That's all I've heard from you lately-whine and gripe, had put a ' Do Not Touch' sign on FOR RENT: 2 bedroom furnished apt. gripe and whine. And I'm getting tired of it." Hayes explained that he w as un­ for summer school, right at campus. able to get in touch with P hillips, him. So that is what we agreed Students or family. Call HI 2-2170. With that Cheyne burst into tears and r an out of the to and in desperation, had called the do. room. He soon returned. "But somebody in New York "Something Traveler sports department to find 's up," I whispered. I always had a nose for out his whereabouts. tried to pull a fast one. W e found news too. I just wish Professor Good could be here. out that P hillips was going to be Broyles then read his prepared statement, all the while "I shouldn't tell anybody this," drafted anyway, but by another Hayes began, "but the truth is club. So we moved first." casting caustic looks at the blubbering Bob Cheyne. bound to come out sooner or later. "Hell," heckled Henry, "that's not news." And he stomped Phillips has been under a strict "P hillips should not have been "no comment" ban since the word out. "I just l 111 h ul Arhuu· ■ Ill to ■ fl1t1 ftClff ..., wish I hadn't been here." drafted at all. He is a fine ball got out. Broyles leaned back in his chair, looked around the room at the horrified faces and softly hummed "S weet Georgia Ca917 GLUE ecu.• 1111c. Brown." If you're 16-22-you con be o Young Ambossodor. Tell the people you meet about America while traveling in the happenings-wow~wow!! friendliest way, vie bicycle end train, staying in Youth Hostels as unique as • The Kappa Sigs will attend • A tour will be conducted to­ a choteau, as simple cs a university Church Sunday. day at 3:30 to inform students of dormitory. Travel in smell co-ed the vital areas of Old Main, such • Dr. George will groups with a trained American Youth Kernodle give as: rest rooms, closets, and grad­ a lecture to the Traveler Staff's Hostels leader cs chaperon who'll uate student offices. All interested Drama Critic at 2 p.m. this after­ lake you to famous end untouristy pieces. parties are invited to attend. noon. The title of the lecture is, You'll get a travel wardrobe from "How to write a favorable review." • The Sigma Chis will hold a faculty tea Sunday afternoon. lady Wrangler's or Mr. Wrangler's Walter Slaughter and the public The tea is held in honor Young Ambassadors Collection end are invited to attend. of the Admin­ istration. Special guests will be you'll be supplied with a bike end • IFC will meet at 7 p.m. to Dean George Yourick, Dean Frank saddlebags. present the best GDI of the year Michel and Jim Lee Morgan. Go to the store nearest you that award. • AED, honorary medical fra­ sells lady Wrangler or Mr. Wrangler e The BSU will hold a beer bust ternity, will present a film in the Sportswear. look for the Young Ambos• at 5 p.m. today. All good Baptists Union ballroom, at 7 p .m . The film sodors Collection end get your opplico• are invited to attend. is entitled, "Inside Daisy Clover." lion form. Scholarship applications close Moy 5, 1967. lady Wrangler Sportswear, 1407 Broodwoy, New York, N.Y. 10018. Mr. Wrangler Menswear, 350 F,fth Ray's Flowers Avenue, N ew York, N.Y. 10001.

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