VOLUME 19 KWAJALEI~ ATOLL. MARSHALL ISLANDS. MONDAY. MAY 17, 1982 NO 93 WORLD NEWS BRIEfS Thatcher Gives U.N. Talks LONDON (UPI) -- Two royal navy helicopters crashed ,n a snowstorm on the British dependency of South Georgia three days before Britain retook the windswept island from an Argentine occupying force. Two Days To Settle Crisis the Ministry of Defense said today (UPI) -- Br1t1sh Prime M1n1ster Margaret Thatcher met with her War Cabinet "The two hel ,copters crashed in a snowstorm and today amid reports she will give UN peace talks two more days to reach a were abandoned," a spokesman said "The crew was settlement over the Falklands before ordering an all-out military operation to picked up by another helicopter There were no ca­ retake the Argentine-occupied islands sualties" British UN Ambassador Anthony Parsons, who returned to London for the The spokesman said the crash was not disclosed weekend to brief at the time "for obvious operational reasons" Mrs Thatcher, flew back * * * Court Upholds Ruling In to for further WASHINGTON (UPI) -- President Reagan welcomed talks with Secretary-Gen­ Australian Prime Minister Malcom Fraser at the eral Javier Perez de White House today for talks certain to center on Soldiers Radiation Case Cue 11 a r "in the hope of world economic problems WASHINGTON {UPI) -- The Supreme Court dealt the getting a settlement" on The Australian leader arrived along a driveway final blow today to an emotional apoeal by former a cease-fire with Argen­ lined with an honor guard holding flags of both na­ soldiers who received massive dosec of rad1at1on tina tions There was none of the fanfare of a state when they were forced to watch a 1953 nuclear explo­ "More than that I can­ visit, however, since Fraser was merely paying a s 1on in NPvada not guarantee," Parsons courtesy call on the president The Justices refused Common Market said before leaving Lon­ Fraser is on the first leg of a 10-day trip dur­ to review a case filed don's Heathrow Airport by ing wh1ch he plans to talk with leaders of the by one of the former Support lor supersonic Concorde , Canada. Korea and Japan about econom­ Gls, Stanley Jaffee. who An Argentine govern­ ic problems and the effects of trade barriers has waged a five-year ment spokesman meanwhile * * * battle against cancer Britain Collapses accused Britain of stall­ BONN, West Germany (UPI) -- Chancellor Helmut while also f1ght1ng a LUXEMBOURG (UPI) -­ ing "They ( Br1 ta in) have Schmidt's planning staff has recOJJlllended that West lengthy legal sk1n'n1sh The European Common Mar­ frozen the negotiations Germany go ahead with political and economic coop­ against the federal gov­ ket's united support for We haven't gotten any­ eration with the Soviet bloc even at the risk of a ernment Britain over the Falk­ where since Friday" conflict with the United States Two federal Appeals lands issue collapsed The spokesman said a A staff study published today by the magazine Court Judges have charg­ today when Italy refused key source of disagree­ Der Spiegel said that Schmidt's planning staff said ed that what was done to to endorse renewal of ment 1n the negotiations 1t was necessary to stand up to pressure exerted by Jaffee and his fellow collective sanctions was Br1ta1n's request for the US and British governments soldiers may violate at against Argentina a US guarantee that the The study recommended the government nJt only least five maJor agree­ Common Market foreign islands will not be in­ risk a conflict with the US by taking a more inde­ ments of international ministers were scheduled vaded again pendent line on East-West relations but risk a law, 1nclud1ng the Gene­ to meet again later ,n "We feel that a treaty clash with Foreign Minister Hans D,etrich-Genscher, va Convention and the the evening to discuss with the guarantee of the head of the Free Democratic Party Nuremberg Code ways of continuing sanc­ United Nations 1s suff•• * * * But the high court, tions without Italy c1ent," the spokesman NAIROBI, Kenya (UPI) -- The Soviet Union's De- without comment, refused Foreign Secretary said "The United States puty Minister of the Environment VG Sokolovsk1 to budge from earlier Francis Pym reportedly 1s a part of this con­ today dismissed as a "political trick" US State rulings that declare the warned his colleagues flict and its guarantee Department claims of Soviet chemical warfare in government 1s absolutely that failure to renew the constitutes aggression Kampuchea, fonnerly Cambodia immune from lawsuits 1n­ embargo could make ,t for US II Speaking at a hastily called press conference at volv1ng harm that may more difficult to reach After the 40-minute the 10th anniversary of the UN Environment Pro­ have come to active­ a negotiated settlement Cabinet meeting, politi­ gram (UNEP) ,n the Kenyan capital, Sokolovsk, denied duty military personnel An Italian spokesman cal informants in Lon­ Soviet chemical weapons were being used in Cambodia, Jaffee, 47, of Bask­ said Foreign Minister don said 1f there 1s no Laos and Afghanistan ing Ridge, NJ , sought Emilio Colombo told his breakthrough w1th1n two On Friday the Kampuchean delegation to UNEP took $13 million in damages Common Market allies days, Mrs Thatcher prob­ the floor and accused the Soviet Union and Vietnam He has inoperable cancer that neither public opin­ ably will give Br1ta1n's of conducting chemical and bacteriological warfare and is undergoing chemo­ ion nor Parliament in task force the go-ahead in his country therapy He ,s married Italy would accept a con­ for a maJor military * * * and has three children tinuation of the month­ operation -- perhaps 1n­ WASHINGTON (UPI) -- The first issue of the Wash­ He was on active duty long community trade em­ vas1on of the Falklands ington Times hit the streets today, a "conservative ,n the Army ,n 1953 when bargo, which was to ex­ Perez de Cuellar -­ alternative" published by a company associated with he and other soldiers at pire at midnight who told the UN Secur- Rev Sun Myung Moon's Unification Church and born Camp Desert Rock, Nev , In Rome, the social­ 1ty Counc1 l Fri day, "Time ,nan era when other papers are dying were ordered to stand ists, communists and 1s not on the side of The new five-day morning newspaper will try to ,n a field without any many Christian Democrats peace" -- said today he fill the void created by the death of the Washington protection against rad1- Joined 1n Parliament to thought he was at "the star last August at1on while an atomic oppose continued sanc­ last stage" of his ef­ Since then, has been the bomb was exploded less tions Christian Democrat forts only maJor paoer in the nation's capital than two miles away Party President Flaminio He told reporters as * * * He filed suit 1n P1ccol1 said that ,n the he arrived at his office MOSCOW (UPI) -- The KGB has ordered a French 1979, two years after eyes of many Italians, that he expected "some correspondent not to leave Moscow and warned he may developing breast can­ Britain had become the comments from the two face criminal charges of "propaganda and anti-Sovi­ cer aggressor sides today, mainly from et act1v1t1es, 11 the French news agency Agence France the Br1 t1 sh " Presse said today Terrorists Claim Responsibility The British Defense AFP correspondent Vladimir Ged1lag1ne was inter­ Ministry meanwhile said rogated twice this month by a secret police captain there was no new military wno said he was being investigated in connection lor Attack On Sailors In San Juan action 1n the blockade with charges pending against Russian Orthodox ac­ SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (UPI) -- A caller claim­ zone around the Falklands tivist Viktor Burdyug ing to represent a previously unknown leftist ter­ since Sea Harrier Jump­ The Russian suspect, who was arrested April 6, rorist group claimed respons1b1l1ty today for an Jets Sunday attacked two reportedly told his KGB captors that Gedilagine had attack on four American sailors that left one dead Argentine supply ships supplied him with a Bible, religious texts and other and three seriously 1nJured, the FBI said 1n the Falkland sound -­ publications confiscated for their allegedly anti­ Bernarddo Perez, special agent ,n charge of the the narrow channel separ­ Soviet character FBI's San Juan office, said a "male, mature" call­ ating the two main is­ * * * er told a local radio station the "group for the lands HONG KONG (UPI) -- The worst flooding this cen­ liberation of v,eques" claimed respons1b1l1ty for But a Br1t1sh corres­ tury 1n southern China killed nearly 350 people and the attack pondent with the South sw1rl1ng waters left tens of thousands homeless, The FBI, working with local police on the case, Atlantic task force said Chinese reports said today are still not certain the call was authentic during the night a "Br1t- News reports from Canton, capital of China's Vieques 1s an island off Puerto Rico, partly 1sh warship challenged southern Guangdong province said the crest of the owned by the US Navy and used as a target range an Argentine merchant flood had passed but thousands of peasants remained The sailors who were attacked were returning to ship and bombarded it 1n grave danger, clinging to rooftops while awa1t- their ship early Sunday when gunmen opened fired with its 4 5-inch 1ng rescue on them from a passing car shells " PAGE 2 MONDAY MAY 17 1982 Israel Opens New Air Bases Coast Guard, fBf Quell Polish Robin Hood Captured JERUSALEM (UPI) -- Defense Minister WARSAW, Poland (UPI) -- Polish newspa­ Ariel Sharon today inaugurated two new air Mutiny In Gulf Of Mexico pers today detailed a massive manhunt for bases in the Negev Desert and warned Pal­ HOUSTON, Texas (UPI) -- A Panamanian a Robin Hood-type bandit h1d1ng out ,n for­ estinian guerrillas against taxing Isra­ freighter with five crewmen accused of ests east of Warsaw wanted 1n the murder el's restraint k1ll1ng their chief officer arrived 1n of a train guard and the wounding of two "Our enemies had better not take advan­ Houston today and American lawmen haggled policemen tage of our restraint and understand that with Panamanian off1c1als over the right A spokesman for the police said the the cease-fire agreement obligates them to arrest the mutinous sailors led by two bandit, 1dent1f1ed only as Jozef K. was along all borders, in every sector and be­ Filipinos discovered, ambushed and shot over the yond," Sharon said Coast Guardsmen and an FBI team recap­ weekend He spoke to invitees attending the in­ tured the Panamanian freighter from armed "It was the biggest such operation ever auguration of the Ovda and Ramon bases men ,n the Gulf of Mexico late Saturday, mounted in post-war Poland," a police 30 miles south of Beersheba The guests but could not arrest them because the 1n­ spokesman told UPI included US Ambassador to Israel Samuel c1dent occurred 1n 1nternat1onal waters Jozef K was shot ,n the head, but an W Lewis "The last we heard on ,t, ,t had been off1c1al source said he had recovered con­ A flypast by four US -built Skyhawk turned over to 1mm1grat1on," Coast Guard sciousness 1n a hospital and would be able and four Israeli-made Kfir fighter bombers spokesman Ernest Evans said Sunday "It' 11 eventually to stand trial preceded Sharon's remarks at the Ramon Air be strictly between them and the Panama­ Newspaper accounts said some 70 agents Base nian Embassy " took part ,n the manhunt A helicopter The two air bases, which took $1 1 bil­ But an FBI spokesman ,n Houston said swooped low over the forest, armored cars lion and 32 months to complete, were built because there were no Americans aboard combed the area and six police dogs were by American contractors, with the US and the crime occurred ,n 1nternat1onal also used -- as well as a special attack government footing about $800 m1ll1on of waters, "the United States government has force of riot police the total cost no Jur1sd1ct1on " All the policemen involved wore bullet­ Along with a third base, which Israel proof vests, said police spokesman Sztandar 1s bu1ld1ng on 1ts own, they are designed Soviets Ahead Of U.S., Mlodych to compensate the Jewish state for the "Officers and rank and file policemen loss of four full-fledged bases and seven launcl, Satellite from Space worked for several weeks non-stop They aux1l1ary a1rf1elds 1n the S1na1, which arranged traps and resorted to cunning reverted to Egypt April 25 MOSCOW (UPI) -- Two Soviet cosmonauts methods -- to no avail," he said pushed a 62-pound commun1cat1ons satellite "On May 14 they learned the suspect was Seven Die In Pl,ilippine into orbit from aboard their Salyut 7 1n the forest near Drocowka, about 100 space station today, the Tass news agency miles southeast of Warsaw said "Urgently alerted, special commandos Election-Related Violence The launching, through an air lock from the Tiger Brigade (special riot po­ MANILA, Ph1l1pp1nes (UPI) -- At least chamber ,n the space station, gave the lice) came from Warsaw The forest was sur­ seven people were killed today as more Soviet Union a Jump of at least five rounded so nobody could leave ,t They than 20 m1ll1on F1l1p1nos voted 1n the months on a technique US scientists hope dropped to the ground and fired, h1tt1ng first nat1onw1de local elections ,n 10 will be perfected by the space shuttle Jozef K w, th two bullets " years, off1c1als said The primary Job of the shuttle, which MaJ Gen Fidel Ramos, chief of the has been tested three times, ,s to carry param1l1tary Ph1l1pp1ne constabulary (na­ satellites into space and to drop them in­ West German Policeman tional police) said seven persons were to orbit either stabbed or shot 1n election-related The shuttle will use a mechanical arm Wounds American Soldier violence and at least four were wounded to toss satellites into space The Soviet NUREMBERG, West Germany (UPI) -- A West Ramos said troops, placed on red alert report did not specify how cosmonauts Ana­ German policeman today shot and wounded an Saturday, remained ,n full combat readi­ toly Berezovo, and Valentin Lebedev "put American soldier whom police accused of ness today He said that "later on in the the sputnik into open space" through the snatching a German woman's purse, a US hours of darkness there may be some 1nc1- air 1ock. Army spokesman said dents of ballot box snatching and har­ The US space shuttle Columbia comple­ He said Paul C Hatt, 21, was wounied assment" ted ,ts third test flight on March 29 and 1n the knee by a bullet fired at him ,n Off1c1als also reported a f1rebomb1ng makes ,ts final test flight beginning downtown Nuremberg Just after m1dn1ght shortly after polls closed ,n the Manila June 27 It 1s not scheduled to begin car­ West German police said a plainclothes suburb of San Juan, where witnesses said rying satellites into space until October. policeman fired at Hatt when he refused to seven men hurled Molotov cocktails and respond to calls to stop, minutes after he stole two ballot boxes at a local elemen­ snatched a 20-year-old German woman's tary school There were no reports of 1n­ Renegade Priest's Trial Delayed purse Jur1es LISBON, Portugal (UPI) -- Renegade The woman, a student, was not 1nJured Witnesses said the un1dent1f1ed men priest Juan Maria Fernandez Khron will 1n the purse-snatching, he said also fired gunshots, causing panic among stand trial on charges of trying to murder "The policeman called to him, but he 1ate voters Pope John Paul II but the proceedings will threw away the bag and fled," said the po­ be delayed perhaps as long as six months, lice spokesman The policeman fired a warn­ G t The Number 01 That Deer police said today ing shot into the air and then fired at GRANTSBURG, Wis (UPI) -- Jim Heimerl Judiciary police prison director Amadeu Hatt, 1nJur1ng him 1n the left knee ran into more than he bargained for 1n a Barbosa de Paiva met with Fernandez, "si­ Hatt, who was arrested after running 16 2-m,le road race -- a deer lent and still dressed in priestly garb," some streets further, said he took the Heimerl was only about 100 yards behind to inform him of his "rights and duties," handbag because he did not have the money the leaders Sunday when he was knocked a spokesman said to take a tax, back to Johnson Barracks down by a deer that had leaped from the The spokesman for the Jud1c1ary police, near Nuremberg, according to the police bushes into the roadway He fell face holding the 32-year-old Spaniard ,n custo­ spokesman first to the pavement and needed 21 dy, said the trial might not start for six He said Hatt was being treated ,n the st, tches months He said there would be a maximum US hospital at Nuremberg American Army "I never saw ,t," Heimerl, a M1nneapo­ 90-day period of prosecution preparation, author1t1es were 1nvest1gat1ng the 1nc1dent l1s police officer, said after the unau­ perhaps followed by 90 days for the de­ thorized competitor collided with him fense If convicted, Fernandez could face 15 Japan Rejects U.S. Demands to 20 years 1mpr1sonment TOKYO (UPI) -- Japan has reJected US FINANCIAL NEWS The trial will be conducted at Vila demands for total l1beral1zation of farm DOW JONES CLOSING AVERAGES Nova de Ourem, 92 miles north of Lisbon, imports, the main source of fr1ct1on be­ 30 Industrials off 12 46 at 845 32 near the Fatima shrine where Fernandez tween the two countries, government sources 20 Transportations off 4 41 at 346 43 lunged at the pontiff with a bayonet last said today 15 Ut1l1t1es off 1 55 at 114 02 Wednesday The sources said Tokyo's response was to 65 Stocks off 4 66 at 334 19 be relayed to US. trade representative Volume was 45,600,000 shares Italian Cl,mbs Three Highest Peaks W1ll1am Brock through the Foreign M1n1stry Closing gold up $5 25 at $338 50 KATMANDU, Nepal (UPI) -- Climbing with­ today Closing silver down$ 01 at $6 73 out art1f1c1al oxygen, an Italian alp1n1st The response was a reply to Brock's let­ Dollar closing ,n Tokyo was 234 yen scaled 28,209-foot Mount KangchenJunga and ter sent to Japanese Foreign M1n1ster and 1n Zurich 1 94725 Swiss francs became the first person to climb the Yosh10 Sakurauch, recently, demanding Japan SEE LISTINGS IN GRACE SHERWOOD LIBRARY world's three tallest mountains, Nepal remove import quotas for farm products and said today the two nations discuss the matter as soon SURF AND SUN The Ministry of Tourism said Reinhold as possible, they said AS OF 0001 HOURS, MAY 17, 1982 Messner, 38, of Villnoss, Italy, had Japan, however, said ,t would be ready Weekend ra infa 11 11 reached the summit of Mount KangchenJunga to resume negot1at1ons with the United Monthly total 3 82 -- the world's second highest mountain -­ States on the matter Yearly total 16 66 on May 6 A h1gh-rank1ng official of the M1n1stry TOMORROW ON KWAJALEIN He was accompanied by another Italian, of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries was H1 Tide 0137, 4 4' - 1339, 4 7' Gotfr1ed Mutschlechner, 33, of Brunico, quoted as saying "This (negot1at1ons) does Lo Tide 0736, 1 9' - 2000, 1 3' and a local Sherpa qu1de, the ministry not mean Japan will accept the U.S. demand Sunrise 0629 Sunset 1901 said Absolutely, we cannot meet the US demand" Moonrise 0218 Moonset 1428 The m1n1stry said that with his latest Sources said there was a strong oppos1- climb Messner became the first person ever t1on w1th1n the ruling L1beral-Democrat1c FOR TOTAL FORECAST CALL 84700 to climb the world's three highest moun­ Party (LOP) headed by Prime M1n1ster Zenko tains Suzuki MONDAY, MAY 17, 1982 PAGE 3 The airline price war A vote for Bell The a1rl1nes are ,n the counter, he said, you" This began as an endorsement of Jeff Bell for one of the most brutal "We'll take you to M1am1 "Thanks a lot Can I senator ,n , and ,t ,s still that ,n a price wars ,n history for $25 and your family pay for the drinks?" way, but 1n exam1n1ng Mr Bell's campaign material, They're all being killed, can go for "Of course not' When one runs into a problem, and this itself ,s worth but no one will surren­ free" you fly first class, looking into der "My Wl fe they're on the house" Background Sen Harrison W1ll1ams of New Jersey It's gotten so that and ch1l- I picked up my suit­ got caught up 1n the Abscam net, and after more when you go to the air­ case and started farewell appearances than John McCormack, finally port, you never know heading for the resigned from the Senate The new Republican gover­ anymore how much you're Art Buchwald Sna, l Darter A, rl me nor, Mr Kean, appointed to fill out the unexpired going to pay for a trip counter It was at term the wonderfully agreeable and astute business­ I went to National the end of the terminal man Nicholas Brady, senior partner of Dillon Read, Airport the other day to dren are at home," I and as I was walking who however made ,t plain that he was w1ll1ng to take a plane to M1am1, said there, a young man, his spend the time between now and the end Fla The lady wrote "We'll send a l1mou­ head shaved, wearing a of the year ,n the Senate, but not out my ticket "That w, 11 s1ne for them and hold saffron robe, came up more The seat, be $50" the plane" and stuck a carnation ,n then, ,s for ON THE RIGHT "It seems like a lot It seemed like a pret­ my suit lapel hole. all intents of money," I sa, d ty good deal, and I was "I gave to the Har, and purposes William f Buckley / "Ah, yes, but ,t also about to take ,t, when a Khr1sna's (cq} at the vacant, and the entitles you to fly on very attractive lady ,n office," I told him two Re pub l , can to Karachi, Pakistan, for a blue uniform came by "I'm not a Har, Khr1s­ contenders for the nom1nat1on are Jeff Bell -- and the same pr, ce " and dropped her purse I na I'm marketing vice M1ll1cent Fenwick "I don't want to go picked ,t up and handed president of Camelot A1r­ Mrs Fenwick ,s a wonderfully colorful woman who to Karachi," I told her ,t to her l1nes We're w1ll1ng to plays an audience with supreme skill She can be "Wel 1, for $5 more "Don't do anything make a deal " toughly analytical or soupy-sentimental, as the you can go to Hong Kong, until I talk to you ,n "Do you fly to M, am,?" s1tuat1on warrants, or rather, demands She ,s, by and stay at a hotel for the bar," she said I asked rough des1gnat1on, a liberal Republican Indeed she three nights " I excused myself from "Not usually, but ,n voted with Jimmy Carter 65 percent of the time -­ I was about to pay the man 1n the red Jack­ your case we'll make an more often than some very liberal Democrats And her for the ticket, when et and followed her We exception " then, though ,t 1s unkind to say this about a lady, I noticed the person at found a table and she "Sna, 1 Darter w, 11 fly she 1s getting on, and 1f she won and completed the the next counter from took my hand ,n hers me there for $15 first term she seeks, she would be ret1r1ng at age 79 On another a1rl1ne put up a "I overheard you say­ class," I warned him the whole one would be better off with a young man sign ing you were going to He said, "For $10 ,n his late 30s, particularly one so bright and well It read, "Fly to M1am1 M, am, , ' she purred we'll take you there and schooled ,n pol1t1cal conservatism as to have ef­ with us for $40 and have "Yes," I said, as I wa,t for you until you're fected the biggest upset of the year when, ,n 1978, the use of a rental car nervously looked around ready to come back" he won the primary aga1nst Sen Clifford Case This for one week" "Why don't you fly "First class or tour­ victory was both a pol1t1cal and a Journal1st1c up­ I told the lady to with Snail Darter Air­ ist?" set, since practically none of the maJor newspapers forget ,t, and I got 1n lines?" "If you hurry, you can had ,n hand even a photograph of the young contend­ the other l ,ne "How much ,s 1t?" I s,t ,n the co-pilot's er, so safe did they think Mr Case ,n office A While I was wa,t,ng, asked seat'" few months later, unhappily, Jeff Bell lost out ,n a man came up to me ,n a "How much would you It seemed like the the general election to 8111 Bradley, the basket­ red Jacket and whispered like to pay?" best I could do so I ball hero who 1s also a Rhodes scholar, and an ef­ "Can I talk to you for a "I hadn't thought gave him my credit card. fective pol1t1c1an moment?" about 1t," I admitted He took a computer from But there 1s this problem with Jeff Bell, and "I'll lose my place "Would $15 be enough?" underneath his robe and one that any number of conservatives running for , n l, ne " "We can put you ,n punched out my ticket office are facing, and ,t ,s the problem of high "You won't be sorry," first class for that "Don't worry about interest rates Bell has 1ns1sted on a series of he said "Follow me Here's a coupon Go to your luggage," he said recommendations that challenge conservative ortho­ around the corner" When our ticket counter and "Frank Borman will deliv­ doxy and are ardently d1sm1ssed as 1nflat1onary by we got out of sight of tell them Sally sent er ,t personally" many of the fa, thful Bell srngl es out as "the bot­ tom line" of his "entire campaign" a challenge to the pol1c1es of Fed Chairman Paul Volcker Bell's How to turn in a matured bond plan 1s "simply a reversal of present Fed policy " INVESTORS' GUIDE When a bond matures, your bond to the redemp­ Keep the Fed's discount rate below the market rate, By WILLIAM A DOYLE it must be presented to tion agent by the matur­ begin d1scount1ng commercial paper, and have the Q I have had prob­ the redemption agent who ity date, the money is Fed stop ,ts open-market operations Bell makes lems collecting the face then pays off the bond transferred by wire and these proposals en route to his highly orthodox value of both corporate at face value should be credited to proposal that at the end of the line we should re­ and mun1c1pal bonds when Assuming a bank or your account the next embrace the the bonds mature My brokerage house delivers day Now ,t 1s true that the cont1nuat1on of high in­ bank will not submit a terest rates 1s economically depressing and pol1t1- bond for collection un­ cally embarrassing It ,s also true that no one has til the exact date on come up with a def1n1t1ve explanation for why they which the bond matures, should remain so high Certainly ,t 1s true that even though I have taken the ant1c1pated budget def1c1t doesn't help A the bond out of my safe Princeton economist recently calculated that 70 per­ deposit box and turned cent of normal US savings will be eaten up by ,t over to my bank well f1nanc1ng the def1c1t ,n advance of the matu­ But what would be the result of such Fed-forced r, ty date 1nflat1on as Bell recommends? It ,s obJect1vely not After my bank submits at all d1ff1cult to bring down interest rates The my bond for collection, Fed merely buys bonds, and the banks wake up and ,t takes about 10 days find that they have huge reserves, which they pro­ for my bank account to ceed to let out compet1t1vely, br1ng1ng down the be credited with the interest rates face value of the bond But how far? The investor will on the one hand I lose interest I could gladly see the interest rate come down, on the be making for that peri­ other hand, will examine what caused ,t to come od And the bank charges down And 1f he deduces that the cause was an 1n­ a $10 collection fee Is ord1nate expansion of the money supply, he will there a better way to hold his own savings back from orthodox lending collect on a bond when sources, and seek hedges against the 1nflat1on that , t matures? would follow, as the night the day And interest A Indeed, there is r,tes would then rise The simple way is to Jeff Bell ,s an attractive candidate and one have a different bank or wishes him well as a supporter of the pol1c1es of brokerage firm handle But to undo at this point pol1c1es the details for you Any that for the first time ,n years are having effect on-the-ball bank or bro­ ,n the battle against 1nflat1on ,s slightly to kerage house will submit emaciate the image of the young Reagan,te, out to a customer's bond for re­ replace the anachron,zed New Dealer The best bet demption in advance of ,s to vote for Jeff Bell, and discard his advice the maturity date on the money supply - • PAGE 4 MONDAY, MAY 17, 1982

M.iry Browning, Know-How Ma~es A Better Buyer (AFPS} -- You can -­ Fight inflation, What They've Said Save energy, Develop a lifetime. profitable skill, All by becoming a more informed consumer About Money On Ebon And an important area of consumer know-how to think about. (Copyright 1982 Mary A Browning) is buyer's rights In September 1861 The Friend published 1n Honolulu, carried Over the past few years, Congress has passed a number of laws a report about the latest cruise of the Morning star m1ss1on ship to protect the consumer 1n the marketplace 1n M1crones1a One of the stories brought back came from Ebon Here are a few of the laws 1n brief It concerned a boat's crew landing there "some years since" that FAIR CREDIT REPORTING ACT had "plenty of money" with 1t Were you denied credit because of a bad credit report' This "A servant woman in the employ of Mrs Doane tells this law sets up a procedure for correcting mistakes on your credit story When she was a little girl, a boat came to Ebon with six record It lets you review the 1nformat1on contained 1n the cred­ men 1n 1t They had plenty of food 1n the boat but came for wa­ it report and, 1f there 1s a mistake, lets you challenge the 1n­ ter Three of the men had on white format1on shirts, and were large, good-looking FAIR CREDIT BILLING ACT men, not sa,lors They had money 1n a Having trouble with a b1ll1ng mistake? The Fair Credit B1ll- Hingham box or bucket They had small 1ng Act spec1f1es procedures for promptly correcting b1ll1ng mis­ knives 1n their pockets, they were takes without damage to your credit rating If you think that all killed by natives" your bill 1s wrong. or want more 1nformat1on on 1t, notify the The story continued "Their boat creditor 1n wr1t1ng w1th1n 60 days after the bill was mailed Be was destroyed Their clothes were put sure to write to the address the creditor lists on the bill for out of the way She saw them lying b1ll1ng 1nqu1r1es together on the ground after they This law also provides that you may withhold payment on any were killed Their bodies subsequent­ damaged or shoddy goods or poor qual1ty services purchased with ly put out of the way The natives a credit card, as long as you have made a real attempt to solve threw gold pieces about, and of some the problem Purchases must be over $50 and must have been made they made fish hooks " 1n the same state or w1th1n 100 miles of the account ma1l1ng ad­ Gauging their assumptions on the woodcut from the auth- dress age of the woman who told the story, or's collection TRUTH-IN-LENDING ACT the m1ss1onar1es believed that the How much are you really paying for your credit? Creditors money-laden boat may have come from the brig William Neilson, are required by this act to give you certain basic information which had left Honolulu 1n August 1846 bound for China Aboard about the cost of buying on credit The creditor must tell you were $22,000 1n "specie" and several prominent men as passengers, ,n wr1t1ng and1before you sign a contract -- the finance charge 1nclud1ng a former US comm1ss1oner The William Neilson never and the annual percentage rate (APR} The finance charge ,s the reached China and was never heard of again There were reported­ total dollar amount you pay to use the credit and includes in­ ly a series of bad storms 1n the region between Hawa11 and the terest charges and other fees The APR 1s the percentage cost Marshalls between September and November of the year she was of credit on a yearly basis lost It 1s certainly possible that she was wrecked somewhere 1n CONSUMER LEASING ACT that region and that six aboard her Is it better to lease or buy? Before you agree to lease, the were able to salvage "plenty of food," leasing company must give you a written statement of costs, in­ some or all the specie, but not much cluding the amount of any security deposit, the amount of monthly water, and took to an open boat, land­ payments and the cost of any license registration, taxes and ing on Ebon Presumably the three men maintenance you must pay The company must also give you a writ­ 1n the white shirts would have been ten statement of terms, such as guarantees, insurance you need passengers to carry and their standards for "fair wear and tear " Of course the six men could have EQUAL CREDIT OPPORTUNITY ACT come from another vessel The number Feel that you have been d1scr1m1nated against ,n getting of ships known to have v1s1ted Ebon credit? This law starts all credit applications off on the same makes 1t likely that many others did footing It says that factors such as race, color, age, sex, l1kew1se However, the woman's story marital status, religion and receipt of public assistance may seems to say that the boat did not not be used to d1scr1m1nate against you ,n any part of a credit come ashore from a ship at anchor transaction nearby, but came alone FAIR DEBT COLLECTION PRACTICES ACT Ebon was not an easy place to v1s1t Being harassed by a collection agency? This act is designed 1n those days There's a long 11st of to prevent abusive. deceptive and unfair debt collection prac­ ships encountering trouble, beg1nn1ng tices by a debt collection agency -- 1t 1s said -- with one whose cap­ tain, named Terry, told Ebon's chief his ship was called Kaibuke (after the Kimij Kararik Tok Korn Maori word for ship) When the Ebon "10.miJ kararik tok kom," is the Marshallese way to say wel­ Woodcut from the chief made the fr1ennly gesture of name come -- literally, "We make you no longer strangers " author's collection exchanging, he got the name Ka1buke by EDWARD E McDUFFEY 1s a new arrival from Brooklyn, NY He which we know him today That's thought ,s employed by Kentron as a telecommun,cat,on specialist to have happened about 1825 The ship 1n question was probably Edward says he ,s Just "an all-American sportsman" and ,s Br1t1sh, perhaps from New Zealand In 1833 the whaler Elizabeth presently working on a degree ,n computer science of Sydney lost two boat crews who went ashore and never returned The same year the Salem bark Peru came and went 1n peace. how­ On Ebon ever. as did the brig Genii 1n 1835 Capt Andrew Cheyne 1n the (Continued from column 1) Br1t1sh trading brig Naiad had four crewmen wounded 1n 1845, after the William Neilson's disappearance -- so it all seemed to though. when he accused the Ebon people of stealing When the depend on circumstances and opportun1ty In 1851 Capt Nichols fight started the islanders were already armed because they'd of the Providence whale ship Lion learned that a trader left been passing weapons aboard from canoes But. several were kill­ ashore at Ebon on a previous voyage (the first resident trader ed and the remainder fled ,n the Marshalls'} had been killed, so he ordered guns fired The Salem bark samos reported no trouble 1n 1847 -- supposedly into the canoes coming out to the ship, and claimed to have (Continued in column 2) killed 70 people The next year the schooner Glencoe of San Francisco, Capt Lamson. was burned and its crew murdered at Ebon It has been suggested ,n that case that Lamson was decoy­ ing women for sale elsewhere Another ship ,s said to have es­ caped the same fate soon afterward when ,twas forced by weather ...... " • to change course That same year, 1852, something curious happened, however • The whale ship William Penn of San Francisco, Capt Isaac B Hussey, went to Ebon and reportedly left the atoll with more than $1,000 that was found there Hussey was later killed by one of his crew members -- over the money, it's said A few weeks after the William Penn v1s1t, the whaler Indian Chief of New Lon­ ·-+--· I::) don, Capt Gilbert W Fish, also went to Ebon, and reported that • " there was an "abundance of money" on the atoll He also thought 0 • I the islanders intended to capture him and that a "Negro from the t C Solomon Island ,s the ringleader of mischief on that island" 0 0 My own theory ,s that, whether the money Hussey took came ... o Q from the William Neilson or not, Hussey knew ,twas there and I. went to Ebon looking for ,t Hussey had made several cruises in Micronesia. leaving the last one before 1t was finished to live on Kosrae for two years The William Penn had apparently been ./ sent to Kosrae by its owner, and Hussey took command there ., About four months before v1s1t1ng Ebon, L H Gulick had seen t Hussey ,n the Gilberts and reported Hussey telling him that he ' planned to return to Kosrae ,n December, continue on to San Francisco and then v1s1t the "States "His plans went awry, as •~. .,:: mentioned before Perhaps Capt Fish of the Indian chief got the rest of the The Atoll of Fbon, drawn by a 19th century missionary From abundant monPy on Ebon In any case, there doesn't seem to be The Friend any later news of ,t. or of golden fishhooks HouRG1,.ABS MONDAY MAY 17, 1982 PAGE 5 Wl,at A Meetl Wahines Are B Division Champs By CHERYL NATHANIEL By SHARON BECHTOLD On Saturday, May 15, the KwaJale,n The Wah,nes are the chamnions of the Women's B Division softball league. They Sw1m Team concluded ,ts first season at scored a 23-4 w,n over the Spartans Gold ,n the opener on Friday afternoon and came the recently renovated pool and the meet back on Saturday to hand the Spartans Gold a second straight defeat of 15-5 was very impressive performance-wise The In the second game of the best-of-three series, the Wah,nes Jumped to an early 5-0 swimmers did their very best as 35 records lead and added runs ,n the second, third and fifth innings The Spartans Gold scored were broken during the meet I three runs ,n the second and two ,n the third They added one each 1n the fourth and The Makos recorded 64 best times, wh11e seventh innings but were unable to send more in due to a tough Wah,nes defense the Barracudas and Piranhas both recorded Brenda Bell got three hits and three 51 best times each bringing the total best RBIs, Viv Amante got two RBIs off three times to 166 for the meet hits and Re,ssa Pur,tz drove 1n a run Weekend Scoreboard The Makos triumphed over all with a to­ Alicia McGon1gle and Yvonne Duarte ac­ Softbal 1 tal of 507 points with the Barracudas, a counted for two RBIs each for the champs Top 40 II 6 B 0 4 425 and the Piranhas a 419 Defensively for the Wah,nes, Ingrid Nothing Left 14 Sun Devils Red 6 The results are listed below in order Calar played a super game at shortstop Ebony 10 Kona 0 of first, second and third place An including convert,nq a double play with Hono 10 Kona 5 asterisk indicates record broken first baseman Gerri Dougherty Raelene Kolohe 5 Ebeye Machine 4 Gray made a great catch off a Lor, Geiger Leftouts 4 Kuss Kuss 1 GIRIS EVENl'S 1 100 Yd IM 0-8 Tracey Jones 210911.5 hard-hit line drive and pitchers Trudy Imua 12 Kick &Ta~e 6 U'i Lani Nathaniel Chang and Julia Brogden did a super Job Supply 17 Altair 4 9-10 Kate Wallace laJ0164• from the mound Top 40 I 21 Benchwarmers 20 Diana Dry, Wally Zeisaig 11-12 Melissa Beebe 1122 46* For the Spartans Gold, Collette Maxwell Snake Pit 16 Cont Mech 5 Jill Landretti,Susan Troabini went 3-for-3 and got two RBIs, Janet Tay­ TBD 12 Sun Devils Blue 2 200 Yd IM 1,5-18 Kirsten Capes J1lJ18.5* lor and Valerie Sang,olo got two hits Nothing Left 12 P C Kanes 6 25 Yd Free 0-6 Kelly O'Connell 12.5149* Carmen Troabini, Poaai Nathaniel each and Melanie Bell and Janet Su~1ch B 0 16 Meck Hoer's 15 7-8 Annelise Tarnstroa 119126* added a hit each Leftouts 4 Spartans Blue 3 Heidi Kutcher, Lisa Tro■bini The Spartans Gold defense was led by Y O U 4 Janks Jesters 1 :iO Yd Free 9-10 Monique Hill 1J.511J* Lisa Kutcher, Pa18e Woodward Lor, Geiger who played an excellent game Medicare 11 Spartans Gold 5 11-12 Melissa Beebe 1)210.5* ,n left field and converted a long pop Unknowns 1O Mafia 3 Katrina Ca~11, Tanya Erickson Little League lJ-14 Marianne Jankauskas 129147* fly into a double plav by throwing to Sonya Guhn, Karyn Capes t1rst baseman Colleen Babbitt to catch the Astros 7 Indians 1 1.5-18 Wendy Leth-Steensen 1JJ166* runner trying to return to base Janet Oriol es 2 Phillies 1 Kirsten Capes Dodgers 7 Oakland A's 0 100 Yd Free 1)-14 Marianne Jankauskas 11081.56'> did a qreat Job from the mound for the Sonya Guhn, Karyn Capes Spartans Gold Water Polo 1.5-18 Wendy Leth-Steensen l 11.5179* Stingrays 42 Stacked Team 34 Kirsten Capes Sweet Okole 45 Mr Zoggs 36 ;;:oo Yd Free 0-18 Marianne Jankauskas 21J81J Sports Scl,edule 25 Yd Back o-6 Kelly O'CoMell 12718)* Tough Shots 71 Okole Maluna 58 Carmen Trombini,Kathryn Sievers Softball Volleyball 7-8 Annelise Tarnstro■ 1241.57 T::-ace:, Jones, Heidi Kutcher Tonight Ro, B defeated Tungaru 15-10, 15-13 :iO Yd Back 9-10 Monique Hill 14116)* Brandon - 5 15 Pago Pago vs Ebeye Machine No Names defeated Kolohe 15-6, 15-4 Paige Woodward, Lisa Kutcher Dally - 5 15 SWAT vs Drifters 11-12 Cathy Stetson 140199 Tuesday Al1eon Dry, Debbie Reed Killeen, Pugh fun Run 100 Yd Back 1)-14 Sonya Guhn 11401) Brandon - 5 15 Ebony vs Kuss Kuss 1.5-18 Wendy Leth-Steensen 1141142 Dally - 5 15 PC Kanes vs Benchwarmers The next KwaJalein Running Club Fun 2:i Yd Breast 0-6 Carmen Troabini 1JJ178* Kathryn Sievers Volleyball Run ,s dedicated to Leslie Killeen and 7-8 Lisa Troabini 12)142* Tuesday Ken Pugh AMelise Tarnatro■ ,Teresa Hoggatt 6 30 - Mafia vs Ro, A It will be a hare and hound event The 2o Yd Breast 9-10 Valerie Vincent 148122 Monique Hill, 7 30 - Ro, B vs Mass Reaction d1star11..t! •~ known only by the hares, how­ Christine Giarratano 8 30 - Young Kanakas vs Tropical Itch ever, the pace w1ll be right for everyone 11-12 Lee Shoe■aker 142168* Water Polo Thirty runners have participated in at Susan Troabini, Juliane Schwartz 100 Yd Breast lJ-14 Karyn Capes 11Jl 166* Tonight least three fun runs and can win a Kwaj MariaMe Janlwlskas, Sonya Guhn 6 30 - Black Magic vs Sweet Okole singlet by part1c1pat1ng ,n the several 1.5-18 Kirsten Capes 11)2171* Cold Ducks vs Stingrays Wendy Leth-Steensen 7 30 - remaining runs Come on out and join the 25 Yd Fl;J: 0-6 Kelly O'Connell 1)8187* 8 30 - Okole Maluna vs Mr Zoggs Fun Run PoMi Nathaniel, Kathryn Sievers 7-8 Teresa Hoggatt 12611.5* Ki■ Davis, Meridith Su■ ter Women's All-Star Games Higl, Rollers 50 Yd Fl;J: 9-10 Kate Wallace 142179* Lisa Kutchar, Paige Woodward If interest prevails, plans will be Alan Kutcher rolled a 213 high game and 11~12 Melissa Beebe 1J612J* Jill Landretti, Debbie Reed made to Play all-stars vs league cham­ Dick Stoddart rolled a 568 on the Friday 100 Yd Fl:J: 1)-14 Karyn Capes 11461,54 pion softball_ games 1n A and B d1v1s1ons Night Five Lemon Mawae took ser.ond with a BOYS EVE!fl'S 1 The Wah,nes will play a contingent of 211 game and a 555 series Al Blackwell ioo Yd IM 0-8 Jonathan Sievers 212416) all-stars from other teams ,n the B Divi­ converted the 3-7 split and Phil Woffenden 9-10 David Lalle■ani 1129186* Sheldon Cha■berlain, sion at noon on Saturday on Ragan Field picked up the 5-10 llillia■ Faries T~e Sun Devils Gray would face the A Di­ * * * U-12 Chris Audor 1126188 John Giarratano rolled a 204 high game Alan Davis,Nicholaa Cha■berlain vision All-Stars at 1 30 pm on Ragan 200 Yd IM 1)-14 Kirk Woodward )109117* F, el d and Jim Brumbaugh took high series with 25 Yd Free o-6 Douglas Ahnne 129114 ~anagers of both d1v1s1ons are asked a 562 on the Ehuka, Mixed League Sunday Tony Zeissig 7-8 Nathan Ho■an 117126 to select three players and one alternate Jim ~ad a 198 second high game and Henry Ji■aie Perkins,Justin Voss from his or her team Telephone the se - Cabasag had a 536 second high series ~o Yd Free 9-10 David Lallemand 1),5110* lect,ons to Darlene at Special Services. Liz Denny rolled a 201 high game and a Mark Lyc&ak,Sheldon Cha■ berlain 11-12 Alexi Caray&MOpoulos 1)2121 83331, by 4 30 pm Wednesday 542 high series Maureen Giarratano had a Raymond Capes, Chris Aud.or Women softball players of KwaJale,n, 166 second high game and Carol McCaughen 1)-14 Scott Tho■as 129112 this game offers the opportunity to com­ had a 458 second high series Splits were Kirk Woodward 1.5-18 Phil Crane 124 67* plete the Special Services spring softball picked up by Rose Rea 3-10. Jonah Mawae, Michael Thomas, Jaaes Voss season ,n high style 3-10, and Dick Gibbons. 7-9 100 Yd Free 1)-14 Scott Thomas 110,5141 Kirk Woodward 1.5-18 Phil Crane 1.5.5169* Michael Thoaas,Ja■es Voss Rikakis Win 200 Yd Free 0-18 Michael Thoaas 2119198* 25 Yd Back 7-8 Nathan Ho■an 1201?8 Jiaaie Perkins,Jonathan Sievers 50 Yd Back 9-10 Tifi'.r Tarnatr011 149118 Championship Sean Melody,Bryan McGoven The Rikakis, led by team 11-12 Rayaond Capes 14J1JO Paul J'ankauskas,Alan Davis captain Dave Landretti, did 100 Yd Ba.cit 1)-14 Scott Thomas 1122100 it again' For the second 15-18 Phil Crane l11J1.5J Jaaes Voss straight gear the Rikakis 2~ Yd Breast o-6 Douglas Ahnne 1)2149 have taken the Twilight Golf Ton.y Zeissig championship 7-8 Eric Ze1ssig 12,512) Justin Voss,Mathew Goff They defeated Jake Kol­ ~o Yd Breast 9-10 David Lalle■and 14J1JO* ler's team, the Shakas, 4-1 Willia■ Faries,Sean Melody to capture the Special Serv­ 11-12 Chris Allador 14218) ilayaond Capes, Gusty ZeiHl.8 ices title in the Twilight 100 Yd Breast. 1)-14 Kirk II oodward 1126169* Golf League 1,5-18 Phil Crane 1115,.50 This was the Rikakis third James Voss 2~ Yd Fl;J: 0-6 Douglas AhMe 1)8198 title in four gears Ton.y Zeissig From left to right ar 7-8 Nathan Ho■an 120116* team members Terry Hoggatt, James Landley, Eric Zeissig ~O Yd Fl;r 9-10 Jay Jay Thomas 1471)0 Dave Landretti, Diane Lan­ Sheldon Cha■berlain,Mark Lycuk dretti, Merle Dihel and 11-12 Alexi Carayannopoulos 14)16.5 Jerry Cross Missing from Gusty Ze1ssig, Kenny Jourdan 100 Yd Fl;J: 1)-14 Scott Thomas 1128142 the picture is Darlene Dihel 1.5-18 Michael Thomas 1117180 (Photo by (To be continued in Tuesday's HourGlass) N~e Jackson) ..

PAGE 6 MONDAY MAY 17, 1982 How To Be Rich At Wit's End KUWAIT (UPI) -- The wealthiest nation By Erma Bombeclc on earth does not look it Ann Tucked 1n the waterless northwestern The tourists are coming' The tourists corner of the Persian Gulf, Kuwait has are coming' the highest per capita income in the This year, for the first time, the num­ world, twice that of the United States ber of foreign v1s1tors to the United £mtders Its ruling family 1s rich beyond the States exceeds the number of Americans dreams of most heads of state traveling abroad. Dear Ann Landers I have read several Its 1 5 m1ll1on inhabitants sit on 71 For those of you who have traveled ex­ letters 1n your collllln about people who b1ll1on barrels of 011 Perhaps more tensively, I beq you to have compassion have abused animals Those letters made me Yet the small c,~y-state has little of for these pilqr1ms who climb off the plane so sad I have actually wept Today I read the ostentatious extravagance associated having consumed 18 hard rolls and a plas­ someth1n~ that made me stand up and cheer, with the Western stereotype of the 011- tic chicken "God bless that Judge'" I'm asking you to rich Arab Even 1ts rulers, an expatriate Those brave adventurers who balance a print 1t It might start a national trend Palestinian says approvingly, are "very 35-~ound camera around their neck and a that could result 1n better treatment for ordinary people" tote bag filled with Jelly beans which animals everywhere The first sight of Kuwait, from the their travel agent told them the natives A man convicted of abandoning four pup­ air, conJures up a fairytale land -- an would accept in exchange for the priv­ pies at the city dump ,n sub-zero weather endless expanse of desert dotted with red ilege of taking their picture was sentenced to the same treatment -- two fires of burning gas and, on the coast. Those gypsy nomads who cringe every nights with the frozen garbage Judg£ a blaze of light that is Kuwait City t1rne they have to flash their passport Wallace Anet, 1 said, "That kind of treat­ On the ground, the city, while clearly (If they look like their picture, they're ment shouldn't be given to an animal or affluent, presents a less sparkling, al­ too sick to travel ) any human being, but I felt he should get most bland facade Those truth seekers who have studied a taste of ,t He'll be rather lonely and Most of old Kuwait disappeared in an the history, economics, pol1t1cs, and cold" oil-generated boom trat shot the city's power structure of America through sat­ This happened ,n northern , population from 100,000 to almost l 5 ellite telev1s1on and know two words which speaks very well for the kind of million in 25 years Matt Dillon Justice they hand out there What do you Now Kuwait 1s a city of long American Already, I could cry for them say, Ann? -- Applause From New Haven cars and growing traffic Jams, wide roads Some bus tour will tell them the No Dear New Haven Wallace is my kind of and medium-rise buildings brightly lit not-to-be-missed h1stor1c s1te ,s 1n Judge. I think in all fairness, however, because, with the 011, electr1c1ty is White Sands, NM, where the space shut­ we should tell the readers that the of­ cheap tle, Columbia, recently landed It has a fender had a choice of paying a fine of Health care and education are free few rattlesnakes, land mines and porta­ $200 or spending two consecutive nights at There are no internal taxes potties, but you'll never forgive your­ the city dump -- from 5 pm to 5 am. "Kuwa1 t has been remarkably successful self if you go home without seeing ,t Also he was to be consulted periodically 1n avoiding the exaggerations of wealth," Another tour guide will charge them by a police officer to see if he would says a Western diplomat "It has gone in $40 a head to ride a mechanical bull in prefer to pay the fine The most recent for remarkably few grandiose proJects Texas and experience a 11 typ1cal American word was that he chose the garbage dump "The Kuwaitis still have something o+ evening out" They will be served bar­ the Bedouin mentality of pitching your becued r1bs at a long table by a waiter Dear Ann Landers I would like to com­ tent and moving on" who speaks only Spanish ment on a trend I believe ,s a big mistake Even the most luxurious apartments The itinerary will undoubtedly include I refer to women wa1t1ng until they are in look like breeze blocks +rom Jic ::,, a tour of a plastic factory where a show­ their 30s and even 40s to have children side -- excluding, of course, the daz­ room will have a prominent sign, "WE I was born when my mother was 42, and zling Hay-Al-Dahia suburb where the SHIP ANYWHERE," a trip through a bowery this 1s what 1s like with us "late divi­ super-rich live 1n Greco-Roman mansions where they can see an American derelict, dends" -- as we were called Our fathers and Versailles-like palaces guarded by and a visit to the cave where Jesse rarely live to see us through high school golden hons James and his gang were reported to have We never know our grandparents -- they are hidden out (Please use flash and set long gone When we get to a marriageable your cameras at 160th of a second ) age, we feel guilty about leaving mama -­ They w, 11 load up on 11 Amer1can" food so we ask mama to move in with us This Your Individual tacos, pizza, egg rolls and Polish saus­ can be very hard on a new husband Horoscope age, and buy a cowboy hat they don't have Please Ann, urge women to have their the nerve to wear home children when they are young That's what === Frances Drake====~~~== The high point will be Disneyland, the Lord intended -- Out of Sync 1n FOR TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1982 where they will pay $8 for a 52-year-old Hagerstown mouse on a T-shirt and meet other tour­ Dear Sync Some women who delay mother­ ARIES 1~ SCORPIO 111 ~­ (Mar 2ltoApr 19) 'Y'~ (Oct 23toNov 21) '"V,-,W- ists in line wa,tinq for rides hood say it is a wonderful idea Others are You'll have to try a new ai>- You may feel slighted m They will go home convinced they have one your side Between you and me, wouldn't proach to an old problem Dlf some way, and yet may be "seen America" you rather be born late than never? f1culbes surface m romance, faulty m your Judgment of the What a shame All you tourists, and but argwng will only make mobvab.on of others Be more thmgs worse obJecb.ve you all know who you are, can take my Dear Ann Landers I'm an adult who some­ TAURUS SAGITTARIUS J/',_M. picture by five genuine American garbage times feels ,nmature and inept because I (Apr 20toMay20) ts~ (Nov 22toDec 21) ~ cans for a bag of Jelly beans How about don't know how to respond when I am put on You may feel left out m the Touchy close bes are qwck it? the spot For example, when I am asked cold regarding a work s1tua to take offense Don't push questions I don't wish to answer, I become t1on Relations with to others beyond their hrmts A workers are problemdltL surpnse date should be ex- Acne Cure Expected On lariet red-faced and flustered and usually end up Seek solub.ons m pnvate citing blurting out the answer because I don't GEMINI ...~ CAPRICORN '\l'f ~ WASHINGTON (UPI) -- A drug found know how to get out of 1t Afterwards I am (May21 toJune20) ~ (Dec 22toJan 19) "rtJ \U(" h1qhlv successful against severe acne mad at myself A loved one's mfluence may Career concerns may cause 1s expected to be approved by the food seem confmmg Jealousy you to ignore the feelings of a Please tell me how to fend off embar­ could also be an ISSue In close relative Take tune to and drug adm1n1stration within a few rassing 1nqu1res in a tactful way -­ genwty allows you to come up spend some qwet moments months for people with the worst form of Ka, lua-Kona with needed assurances together the skin disorder Dear Kona First, forget about tact CANCER L-!,,. AQUARIUS _ L&\ The drug is a v1tam1n A der1vat1ve People who ask nun-uv-yer-bizznizz ques­ (June21toJuly22) 8...... , (Jan 20toFeb 18) ---~ called 13-c1sret1no1c acid and named Domesb.c concerns may m- You won't take no for an tions don•t deserve gentle handling Be terfere with career con(entra- answer, but will only worsen Accutane by ,ts manufacturer, Hoffman­ blunt ti.on Attend to duty and then the s1tuab.on by ms1stmg on Laroche Inc For example, if asked how much money take advantage of an exutmg your own nghts A friend's m- Dr James Leyden of the Un1vers1ty you make, how old you are or how much you new work development fluence IS cahrung of Pennsylvania School of Med1c1ne and weigh, simply look the clod in the eye and ~y23toAug 22) Jl,~ fJ:;~toMar 20) )(t; Carolyn Glynn, a spokesman for Hoffman­ say, "Now why in the world would you want You could be tongue-bed You may have to postpone Larouche, said the drug 1s expected to to ask a question like that?" While the • when 1t comes to expressmg purchasmg somethmg you receive government approval by early fall Jerk is struggling to regroup, walk away. your feelings Don't let off want very much Credit 18 not for use ,n pat1ents with severe acne only steam Instead, seek new to be found, yet new 11 It ,s being released rather early for Even 1f dr1nk1ng 1s the "1n" thing 1n outlets m your social hfe moneymaking chances a drug with l1m1ted testing because ,t VIRGO ""'\A abound. your crowd, 1t needn't crowd you out Learn (Aug 23toSept 22) "I' di, YOU BORN TODAY are is so effective for a disease that ,s so the facts from Ann Landers' booklet, A financial worry IS not happiest m mtellectual pur­ crushing," Leyden said Fr1day at a meet­ "Booze and You -- For Teen-Aqers Onlv" helped by arguments A fanu- swts or pubilc service You ing of The Society for Invest1gat1ve Is alcoholism ruining your life? Know ly member offers an unusual have an affuuty for law, Dermatology 11 To deny ,t would be almost the danger signals and what to do Read solub.on Be willlllg to make poilb.cs, religion and govern 11 somechanges ment You're an ongmal immoral the booklet, "Alcoholism -- Hope and Help," LIBRA ""°"' thinker with progressive But it is because of limited testing by Ann Landers (Sept 23to0ct 22) &~ IA ideas, yet are also mtwb.ve that he said the drug should only be used Enclose 50 cents with your request for Self-preoccupab.on affects You may be drawn to wntmg, by people with the most severe, cystic either booklet and a long, stamped, self­ relab.ons with close bes philosophy, teaching and form of the condition Leyden said some adversely Feelmg sorry for would make a fme cnb.c In addressed envelope to Ann Landers, P 0 yourself only helps to brmg business, you may serve m people-with this kind of acne are so dis­ Box 11995, Chicago, Ill 60611 others down some adv1Sory capacity turbed that they have considered su1c1de ,40NDAY, MAY 17, 1982 PAGE 7 DENNIS th MENACE p I THINK YOU NEED Ugly Tips Beauty Tips ME TO SIT UP THERE, E A~D HELP YOU WRITE A vou~ COLUMN N u T s

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