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Alumni support Myers 'We did batter than expected' with letters of protest

By PEHA TACKETT donors are saying, 'No more."" least once a week every week, but Managing editor Jim Gilbert, chairman of the since it was announced Myers Board of Regents, refused to com- would not return as vice presi- Eastern alumni upset about the ment on whether he received any dent, he has talked to him every decision to remove Tom Myers letters. from the position of vice president day. Myers will go to the health "Anything I receive would be science department to finish his of student affairs are taking a between myself and stand against President career as a teacher. Robert Kustra. who made the letter writer," Chris Pace, Student Gilbert said. Government Association presi- the decision. Upchurch graduated Myers' supporters, led dent, announced Myers would not Aaron from Eastern in 1992, remain vice president after this by state Rep. Ken Thompson is serving as Student semester at the senate's meeting Upchurch, R-Monticello, SGA'snew Association president Feb. 22. Pace told the Progress he are sending letters to the adviser, A5 his senior year. had been told that Myers was OK Board of Regents, Kustra Upchurch said he with the decision. and donors of the univer- and many other gradu- Ken Upchurch doesn't agree. sity to try to reverse the decision. ates had close relationships with "Dr. Kustra is playing this off The group's main focus is those Myers. like it was Dr. Myers' decision, who donate money to the univer- "In some way he touched a lot but in no way was this Dr. Myers' sity. of lives, and we're going to bat for decision. It was not discussed "I can pinpoint over $1 million him this time," Upchurch said. with Dr. Myers, I know," in donations over the next couple "Dr. Myers hasn't asked me to do Upchurch said. "He intended on of years from people saying, anything. I'm doing this because I staying in that position until he 'We're cutting it off," and that feel this president has done him a was 65 years old." number grows each and every great injustice. It's atrocious." Myers could not comment on day that I'm on the phone," President Kustra was out of the situation. ■\vn Upchurch said Tuesday. "They the office yesterday and could not "Under advisement of my attor- have assured me that if the presi- be reached for comment. neys, I cannot comment at this dent continues with this decision, Upchurch said since he gradu- the checks will not be written. Big ated he has talked to Myers at See Support, A4 CPE wants to 'weed garden, of state's college programs w V-i> BY JENNIFER ROGERS whether they should be contin- cially when these efforts seem AVetvs writer ued, altered or terminated. tied to university funding "We're interested in doing requests for the biennium." In a letter to Eastern's Provost away with programs that are dilut- The council, however, has statu- and Vice President for Academic ing programs that are needed," tory authority to review and Affairs Michael Marsden. the said Moore. approve programs which exist. Kentucky Council on Marsden thinks the university Programs are reviewed according Postsecondary Education (CPE) community has had a negative to available resources, faculty cre- recommended extensive program reaction to the requests. dentials, projected student demand _^_ reviews for the university. "As you would expect, I'm in and unnecessary duplication. The letter, from Sue Hodges touch with all my fellow vice pres- The CPE expects universities Corey Wilson/Progress Moore, CPE vice president for acad- idents. They are very displeased to meet their expectations. Robert Jones, freshman, takes flight during the man's long jump event at the OVC championships. emic affairs, suggested institutions with this," Marsden said. "We have every reason to "weed the garden" of academic pro- Eastern President Robert believe that the university will com- grams which are not productive. Kustra also had a strong reaction ply with the request," Moore said. Women win 2nd Standards for productivity were to the request. Marsden has proposed another approved in November 1999. They "Shared governance on any course of action for Eastern. in OVC tourney require a program graduate an campus requires these decisions Marsden wants to involve the average of 12 associate degrees, be made by the university and not entire campus community in the BY DEVIN KLARER 12 bachelor's degrees, seven mas- be made arbitrarily by those with review process. Assistant sports editor ter's degrees and five doctoral little knowledge of their value and "We're going to come up with degrees over a five-year period. place in the mission of the institu- a program review process that we The Eastern track team Kentucky universities were tion," Kustra said. "It is surprising can be proud of," Marsden said. traveled to Murfreesboro, asked to evaluate programs from and disappointing that the staff of The fate of the degree pro- Tenn. last weekend for the a list compiled by the CPE by the Council on Postsecondary grams also lies in the hands of the 2000 OVC indoor track and May 8. They have also been Education would jump into these campus members. field championships and asked to evaluate the programs ongoing efforts at the 11th hour in came away with strong sec- and make recommendations on such a haphazard fashion, espe- ond and fourth place finishes. See CPE/A6 The team was coming off an overall OVC track title in the 1999 outdoor OVC champi- onships last semester before Proposal could make 15 a running in the two-day indoor championships last weekend. The women placed second and the men placed fourth. Corey Wilson/Progress new requirement on ACT Eastern head track coach Rick Erdmann, who has led Kathy Dodsworth starts her rotation in the women's shot put. BY JENNIFER ROGERS Students not meeting these man had an ACT score of 14, the women's cross country team to 18 consecutive OVC Jones in the long jump, ners to train because they News writer requirements would be admitted putting them right below the cut- titles in his 20 years at Tyrone Walker in the high have no indoor facility in under one of two levels — pre- off level. jump and Kathy Dodsworth in which to practice. Getting into Eastern may baccalaureate or probationary. Eastern would loose an aver- Eastern, thought the second become just a little bit harder. and fourth place finishes were the women's shot put. "We are at a big disadvan- Pre-baccalaureate admission age of 196 new freshman over a Erdmann said the fact tage because we don't have If a proposal primarily made by would include students who failed five-year period. good considering the the admissions staff passed. Colonels were handicapped. Eastern has only two track an indoor facility. It seems to meet the pre-college curricu- "There was considerable sup- and field coaches and no full- like it has always been mild Eastern would no longer admit lum, but met all other full admis- port for making some changes fin The handicap is due to a lack students with an ACT score under of training facility and having time field events coaches winters when we've won (the sion standards. Students with an admission standards)," said makes it difficult for the indoor championships) in the 15, and would admit those with a ACT score under 15 would be Michael Marsden, provost and only three participants in field score under 18 with limitations. events. Colonels to compete with past. I think us, Tennessee admitted under probationary vice president for academic affairs. schools, like Southeast Martin and Morehead are the The proposal outlines three lev- admission standards. So far, the proposals are being "Considering all the limita- reviewed by the academic council. tions, I thought we did pretty Missouri, who have a specific only (schools) in the OVC els of admission and would go into Eastern admitted 2,145 first- coach for the numerous field with no indoor facility." effect for first-time freshmen apply- time freshman during the fall If it passes the academic coun- well." said Erdmann. "One of cil, the proposal will go to the next the main things that hurt us is events. Moore said. ing for the fall 2001 semester. 1999 semester. Of those, 163 had Eastern assistant track In the meet, the women A student with an ACT score of an ACT score under 15. If the fall available senate meeting, then the we didn't contend in the field stored 92 overall team points faculty senate and then the board events." coach Tim Moore also cited 18, possessing a high school 2001 enrollment numbers are the fact the cold winter made diploma and meeting the comparable, the university could of regents. Marsden said. The Colonel's only partici- it difficult for the Colonel run- See Track/A6 Kentucky Pre-College Curriculum stand to automatically loose 7.6 Marsden also said meetings pants in field events were Rob guidelines would be given full percent of its incoming freshman. admission status. Nearly half of those 163 fresh- See ACT/A6 Turning back the hands of time on campus clocks ►Inside Bi BY JAMIE VINSON academic affairs with contract classified Faculty members have mixed feelings B1 News editor staff, deans, department heads and so on to on the issue. Classifieds ... A4 try and make sure all of our offices are "It depends on how much business Perspective A2,3 Students may not need to rush to cam- open at least until five," Marsden said. you do between 4:30 and five." said Police Beat A4 pus offices to make sure they get there Marsden says the purpose is to serve chair/associate professor in the depart- Sports B6-8 before they close. students and the public. ment of anthropology, sociology and What's On Tap B2 Michael Marsden. provost and "There are people who are potential social work Steve Savage. "We don't have vice president for academic affairs ► Weather and research, proposed to extend students, and people who are actual stu- many people coming by after 2 p.m." dents and we want to be available to office hours by 30 minutes. Marsden Robert James, acting chair/assistant pro- TODAY them," Marsden said. "The rest of the fessor in the music department, says this is • sent out a letter to deans, depart- Hi: 46 ment chairs and classified and con- world operates on a 9-5 schedule." a positive change for campus. He says this Marsden said the issue has been dis- will draw more students into the university. Low: 27 tract staff in academic affairs on Feb. Conditions: Mostly Sunny 24 addressing this issue. cussed and will go into effect soon, but it "People will be available to answer will take many people to make this work. questions." James said. "You'll have that The letter suggests Eastern ■ should attempt to make office hours "I want to do this collaboratively," extra half-an-hour to talk to someone." more accessible to students and the Marsden said. "I want to be meeting with The chair and professor in the nursing ► Reminder public during the week. the groups, secretaries and the contract associate program, Patricia Holden says Offices are currently open from 8 a.m. staff. this really will not change the way things MHwEML The Progress' alternative to 4:30 p.m. Marsden believes the offices "1 want to sit down and find out what are now. magazine, published in this week's should be open until 5 p.m. all of the problems would be and then "I suppose it's positive. My department paper. Check it out. Photo illustration by Corey King "We are working across the campus in what we can do to rectify those." will have to adjust hours." Holden said. Perspective /

■-** Jarinta Fekbnsn, A2 Thursday, March 2. 2000 The Eastern Progress The Powers that Must Cease to Be SGA President Chris Pace should be impeached for his actions

The good thing about a Only a week after he took office, he Students need to write letters to the democracy is it's not a was found guilty of violating written SGA, and let them know they no monarchy and if you put election rules of exceeding the $300 longer want Chris Pace as a president someone in office, there limit and campaigning within 25 feet They need to go to the meetings, is always a way to get of the polls. He was censured and his which are held every Tuesday at 5 him out of it scholarship was revoked, only to be p.m. in the Jaggers Room of the In a democracy people are voted reinstated last semester by President Powell Building, and stand up into office, they are not born there and Bob Kustra. for themselves. if the job they do isn't what it should Pace was censured by his peers, the The Student be, we can remove them. people he should be serving, but still Government Student Government Association it was removed without telling any of Association presi- President Chris Pace fell short of the them. dent should be a requirements of his position, and now Money that comes from all of our person who helps i r students need to come together to get tuition is going to pay for Pace's, even the students, not / I I him out of office. though it was decided by his peers he For two semesters, Pace, who is did not deserve it also the student regent on Eastern's Two weeks ago, the SGA Board of Regents, was not a full-time cabinet voted out their student, a requirement of both posi- adviser Tom Myers, a tions. nearly 30-year veteran When confronted with the question of the job. Many of the of his lack of hours and part-time sta- student senators were tus. Pace said he had co-op hours, outraged with although the Co-op office said he did- the decision, a n't. decision in which The rules call for him to be they had no input removed from office and ethics These actions demand it. As a student leader, Pace have disgraced the needs to be held responsible for his office of president actions. He is supposed to lead stu- and the entire SGA. dents by his example, yet the only There are many stu- example he has set is it is OK to break dents who join the the rules as long as you don't get organization to get caught. involved in the campus Since he was elected last spring, and help other students. Pace's term as president has been Unfortunately, Chris Pace plagued with doubt and uncertainty. does not appear to be one of them. Allison Craig/Progress

► Campus Comment* THE ISSUE Council's plan to cut Today is Theodore (Jeisel's birthday. More com- Accent editors Jaime Howard and Krystal Roark monly known by his pen name. Dr. Seuss, Geisel asked students about their memories of Dr. Suess. was famous for his fun and simple children's To read more about (Jeisel and a rhyme inspired books, which often carried serious messages. by him, see page Bl. programs limits variety Someone once said that cent of those did not meet want it is not quantity, but the standards to survive set Someone also said vari- quality that really mat- by the CPE. The CPE is ety is the spice of life. If ters. now forcing each of the everyone went to college I wanted my mom I remember the color That must be the Council state's eight public to become a doc- to make green eggs on Postsecondary universities to eval- tor or lawyer, who and ham. of the red and white Education's reasoning uate their own pro- By limiting would become the hat — The Cat in the behind evaluating the state grams to see which the variety one who discov- Hat. universities' degree pro- deserve to remain. of pro-ams ers a new ele- grams to weed out the ones The CPE said it is offered in ment, or acts in Hometown: that aren't producing many doing it for the tax- the play being Versailles Horse Cave graduates. the state, Major: Undeclared Major: Public payers, so their performed down- Year: Freshman Relations Someone else also said money won't go to Kentucky's town, or play the Year: Sophomore that size does matter. That paying for programs prospective music at the should be the thinking that don't produce a opera, or write when addressing this issue. high number of college this editorial you The CPE wants to axe graduates. students are reading right programs that don't pro- But these same will simply now? duce more than 12 associ- people that are in Eastern's ate degrees, 12 bachelor's these programs of go to a Provost and Vice degrees, seven master's study are tomor- President for degrees and five doctoral state row's taxpayers where Academic Affairs degrees within a five-year and if they don't Michael Marsden period. have a job because they are is against this Because when I was What does this mean for mutilation of pro- I learned not to the little girl growing up their programs free to let strangers in a kid, it was the with a desire to study the were shut down, study what grams, and good the house — The first book I ever earth's composition, or the the state is going to for him. He is sup- be in pretty bad they want. posed to be the Cat in the Hat. read. I read it to my little boy down the street mom every single who plays the piano like shape. one standing up Beethoven himself? The CPE is cutting its for students who don't have day — One Fish own throat with this act. By a voice on the CPE, and he Blue Fish. It is these programs, like Hometown: Hometown: geology, physics, music, limiting the variety of pro- is doing that. Lynch London drama and philosophy, grams offered in the state, Maybe, like many oth- Major: Computer Major: Psychology Kentucky's prospective col- ers, Marsden believes it is Information Year: Freshman which are in the most dan- Systems ger of closing. lege students will simply go better to have and not Year: Junior Out of the state's 1,120 to a state where they are need than to need and not academic programs, 47 per- free to study what they have.

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We are sure there are so a person's ability to teach who started before the 21 was a college of education? versity. many people out there should not be judged by their requirement for the education Also, to get into the education It could also save the students Avera is a who would some day like ACT score. classes. The only thing that keeps program, we all have to keep a money. If we added up the times to be a teacher. If that is you. then This ACT requirement is not him from graduating portfolio of our work, we took the ACT and spent $25. junior elemen- this letter is one that you can fair. How many of you have actu- is a 21 on the ACT. fill out an application, we could probably pay at least tary education relate to. ally learned all the information There are alterna- Let's face It, get four recommen- half a semester of dorm fee. Both major from You see, we know for a fact on the ACT? The ACT is a stan- tives that can be dations and have an of us have taken the ACT several Somerset that it is tiresome having to stress dardized test that is based on used as require- they put you interview with the times, and every time we both get out over a test to become what general knowledge that most of ments for the educa- in department. Not all 20s, just one point away from the you have always dreamed of us do not know. How many peo- tion program. One majors have to do requirement being. This brings us to our point ple do you know have made a thing to consider is throw this, so why can't we If everyone had a shot at the — is it fair to judge a person's perfect score? Just to get into our grade point aver- of. by judged by our program, eventually the universi- ability to teach by a certain score this university, the requirements age. As for both of work rather than a ty could weed out the students on the ACT? are not that high. us, we have never a pencil at test score? who are not teaching material. In Kelli Wilson is For the past few years. Eastern According to our undergradu- had below a 3.0 Eastern could the education classes, the people a sophomore Kentucky University has required ate catalog, the composite score grade point average. you, and benefit from the that fail or drop are usually the English and a score of 21 or higher on the for admission to the university is Between the both of basically say, changes also. One ones who do not wish to teach. Is secondary ACT to be accepted into the edu- 18, and if you do not have this you us, one is a transfer "Hare's your benefit would-be it really fair to judge a person by education cation program. There are alter- can be admitted under condition- student and has the retention of stu- their ACT scores or should there natives to the problem, or stan- al admission. Let's face it, they been invited to join future." dents. There have be other alternatives? major from dard, that they have set for those put you in a room, throw a piece the National Honor been many students If this is the career of our Somerset. who want to be teachers. of paper and a pencil at you, and Society by both col- who transferred choice, then why can't we pursue Like both of us, many people basically say "Here's your future." leges she attended. because of this it? We are paying good money run into the problem of not meet- Is this test supposed to separate Isn't it a shame that she could be requirement, just so they could for school; therefore, we should ing this requirement. There are the smart people from the dumb accepted into this honor organi- graduate. We know this has to be able to determine our own alternatives to the requirement. people? One of us knows a senior zation, but she can't get into the be a loss of money to the uni- future.

► Letters to the ed rtor

Former senator speaks out new student services center. Dr. Myers, decided to disregard Eastern. On a campus known for scholarships that the Student students and especially their cam- against Pace, cabinet Those projects are his and I feel his years of service and unfalter- soured student/administrator Disciplinary Committee did not pus newspaper. I know Colonel I am writing in response to the that, in the sunset of his career, ing dedication to the organization relations, Dr. Myers stood out as have the right to take away in the fans can not change the opinions recent actions of the Student those projects allow him to ride to look for an advisor for a "new someone who demonstrated a first place! of those students who feel UK Government and this university. off in a dignified manner. I ask era". The cabinet failed to even real concern for our futures. His Two. President Kustra has stat- basketball is "a way of life" As a former Senator and Cabinet that you reconsider your decision ask the members of the Student service went beyond the title of ed he was in agreement with (believe me there is a bigger Member, it disgusts and outrages and Dr. Myers as Vice President Senate how they felt about the Vice President of Student Affairs removing Dr. Myers. world out there) and that their me the way President Pace has of Student Affairs until he is 65. If vice president of student affairs and the faculty adviser for Three. Who the hell cares "blood will still bleed blue," how- become more of the Student this request is not honored, I being their advisor. Mr. Pace Student Government Association. what Don McNay or any other ever, let's reserve The Eastern Government Dictator rather than struggle with my commitment claimed that Dr. Myers had a con- Dr. Myers was and is someone I Eastern Alumni who have no clue Progress for news about the the President The job of Student and loyalty to Eastern Kentucky flict of interest in serving in both consider a true friend. His pres- whatsoever what the details of the Colonels. For those of you who Body President is to speak for the University, which I feel is not roles (SGA advisor and vice presi- ence has had such a positive situation are think about the just have to have their dairy dose students, however, President being loyal to a beloved member dent). If there were a conflict of affect on so many students who actions of OUR Student of "big blue," why not write a Pace obviously does not speak for of its faculty, who is the essence interests I would know. I served have had the pleasure to know Government Assocation. guest editorial for the UK campus the students. He speaks for him- of Eastern. on the Council on Student Affairs him. Four. If the rest of the SGA newspaper, or better still call the self. As a former student body pres- for two years. This Council hears What a disgrace our SGA has members want to be in on the Big Blue line? For the rest of us, I was an avid member of the ident and member of the Board of legislation passed by the Student become. When did huge egos and important decisions such as the give us a break from the same old Senate. I worked hard for the stu- Regents, I will not stand idly by Senate and accepts it amends it bad leadership become a back- removal of Dr. Myers, I would nauseating, repetitious and annoy- dents and the university. I and let this atrocious injustice go and votes on it Dr. Myers is the drop for the only organization on suggest that they show up to the ing "big blue" hype! resigned last semester after Chris unchallenged. Chairman of the Council, but he campus that is empowered to meetings. By the way Ms. Howard, for all Pace was elected. From the begin- only votes in case of a tie. We saw serve students? Who gives a rela- I ask the Progress and their those "true University of ning, by his campaign tactics, it Ken Upchurch, a lot of legislation during my two tively new SGA cabinet the right associates to end this vendetta Kentucky Wildcat fans" who get was clear Mr. Pace was unethical. State Representative years on the Council and I can't to "fire" a man who has put his against our elected officials. If "chills" just hearing the words The Student Court found him recall a moment were a conflict of heart and soul into a program for they truly have the best interests "your Kentucky W-I-L-D-C-AT-S," guilty and censured him. He interest arose. so many years? From the outside, of the student body at heart, I am transfers are easily arranged. should have had more than his Ex-SGA president calls for Mr. Pace if you have any influ- this recent display of injustice sure that they will. It was the will scholarship taken away. He student ban against Pace ence on the "new era" then SGA appears completely political and of the majority of the student Billie Moberiy should have been removed com- As a past Student Association is doomed and the voice of EKU grossly unfair. The biggest ques- body, who voted to elect Chris Eastern class of 1971 and 1982 pletely. He has never had the sup- President and student member of students' will be mute. tion on the minds of the alumni Pace and Rodney Tolliver to their port he needed for his position. the Eastern Board of Regents, I Just recently Mr. Pace we have and student body is "Why?" respective offices. It is not the Gun column upsets reader He knew no one would vote to am appalled at the conduct of the learned of your little deficiency. This letter is to all the stu- place of the Progress as the stu- They say that ignorance is have Dr. Myers removed. That is current SGA President Chris The deficient numbers of credit dents who will never be fortunate dent body newspaper to to try and bliss. If that is true, then I am why he went behind the Senate Pace. In fact, all students hours you had last semester and enough to meet and work with overturn our decision by using incredibly jealous of Jeremy and Dr. Myers' back to have the whether you're full-time, part- for the first half of this semester. such a gifted man. Dr. Myers is personal attacks and yellow jour- Stevenson. He must be the happi- vote. time, at the Richmond campus, Again, SHAME on you for deceiv- an individual with good qualities nalism. I wonder what a fine man est guy on campus. On the other Dr. Myers has been a loved or at one of the satellite locations ing all of us. Especially after the and an even bigger heart. His as Dr. Myers thinks of such tac- hand, I wonder what life is like in and respected advisor of Senate should be outraged. The student near encounter you faced with long-term contributions to tics? the world he lives in; can he be for over 20 years. He has been a leader you elected to convey impeachment, I would have Eastern far outweigh any impact that happy? In his world, BB guns supportive, diplomatic and vital your concern to the staff, faculty expected better from you. How the current SGA leadership will J.M. Daugherty magically spring into his hand advocate for the Student and administration of this could you go to President Kustra ever hope to attain. It is sad to and shoot his brother in the eye, Association. No other person on University has been manipulating last semester to fight for a schol- see his career as faculty adviser Fan says Progress, writer leaving him soured forever to the this campus would go to bat for the truth and down right deceiv- arship that you knew you didn't end in such a disgraceful man- too negative on athletics thought of guns. I'm sure he finds us more than he. Of course. Pace ing his constituents (each and have the credit hours to receive? ner. This letter is in response to it difficult to get around in his says Dr. Myers is agreeable to the every one of you). Is this the Are you still entitled to that schol- Jamie Howard's editorial "My world, if he follows the same type decision. Dr. Myers is an upstand- quality of representation that you arship money? HECK NO! PAY Leslie Covington Turn" published in the Feb. 2 of thought process. Cars are the ing man and has more dignity want when it comes to important UP! Former 1998-1999 Vice President Eastern Progress. In her editorial, scourge of the road, mercilessly than to protest. However, I will issues on campus? Hopefully the Student Senate of Student Government Ms. Howard expressed her dis- killing thousands of people every protest on his behalf. Any veteran HECK NO! You pay a hard will make a motion to impeach Association pleasure with fan support, or lack year. Don't those evil people at Senator would be back me 100 earned few grand to attend EKU you, the Student Court will hold of. for the UK basketball Wildcats. Ford and Chevy realize the pain percent. "The Campus Beautiful" every impeachment hearings and the Pace supporter feels paper While I do not presume to direct their products cause? Maybe we I am graduating in May and I semester. Part of your tuition Board of Regents will dismiss you attacking president, cabinet Ms. Howard's loyalties, I find it should get kitchen knives out of hope whoever is elected to be the money goes to fund the Student as the student member and hold I am amazed at the hatchet job strange that an Eastern student homes just in case one of those new Student Body President has Government Association's new elections for the position. the Progress is attempting to per- and an editor of the student news- mean buggers jump up and stab more ethics and standards than $26,000 plus budget to provide Somehow I think that your near form on SGA President Chris paper would think such an editor- someone. the current president He or she you with quality representation. encounter with impeachment is Pace. The sensational headlines ial appropriate. Reality Check. has his work cut for him. It would Your tuition money also funds the about to become a head-on colli- and scorching commentary are In addition, I am quite dis- Guns, cars, knives, whatever, sadden me to see the Senate fall scholarship the SGA President sion. And if President "Bob" just too much to stomach. Of mayed that the Eastern Kentucky are all inanimate objects, not capa- even farther than it already has receives. In fact Mr. Pace wasn't Kustra tries to bail you out this course, sour grapes are always University newspaper was used ble or worthy of being called under its current leadership. supposed to get that scholarship. time I encourage the Board of hard to stomach. to champion another university's "evil." They are instruments used He was accused and found guilty Regents to "OUST" him for being Chris Pace and Rodney athletic team. In fact in the past by human beings. SometJSies bad Amanda MacSwords by the Student Supreme Court of an irresponsible member of our Tolliver worked very hard to win several years, I have been people use things to do bad Senior Paralegal Major violating printed election rules in campus community. the election for SGA president appalled that the Progress has things. People hurt people. Former Ethics Chair of the last Spring's election. To all students out there that and vice-president. I know continued to print editorials and Everyone needs to take responsi- Student Senate The EKU Board of Regents think that what Mr. Pace has because I helped in their cam- student interviews which pro- bility for their actions. That authorizes the Student Court as done is "HORSE SHIT" speak paign along with many others mote UK athletics while seeming means you too. Jeremy. YOU shot an entity of the Student your mind. If you think that your who were more than glad to to draw attention to those stu- your brother in the eye. The gun State representative feels Government Association. Its pur- voice will not be heard, SPEAK donate their time to see these dents who want everyone to was just your tool. Had you been Kustra, cabinet wrong pose is to oversee the actions of UP! It is time for everyone to two fine men be elected. The stu- know that Eastern is "just a responsible, it would not have It is with a great deal of sad- the SGA President and the know that you will not stand for dents did not elect these guys school" (to quote one student happened. Hey, Jeremy, I pray for ness and frustration, which is bor- Student Senate. The Student this DISGRACEFUL LEADER- because they belonged to some from a past interview concerning your little cousin Alex as well. I derline bitterness, that I have to Court is the checks and balance SHIP and GROSS MISREPRE- fraternity, or were in the "right the Eastern-Kentucky football pray his parents don't let you near write this letter, but I feel it neces- system of the organization. They SENTATION. crowd," but because we know game.) him just in case one of those sary to convey my concerns about are charged with ensuring that Don't wait to voice your opin- them and because they made a While I know that there are vicious objects of hate in your your decision concerning Dr. you, the students, get fair and ions. All students need to ban great effort to reach out to the students who feel this way (what "world" spin out of control and Thomas Myers. accurate representation. They together as one united voice and student body. a shame they can not know the hurt him. God knows the last As you are aware. Dr. Myers heard all arguments and debated protest the mockery Mr. Pace The bitching and moaning entire college experience includ- thing you would do is take has given over 30 years of his life for a lengthy period of time on the has created of YOUR SGA Don't from Chris Rice and his friends at ing excitement about their own responsibility for it. in service to Eastern Kentucky charges against Mr. Pace. Their do anything illegal, but don't hesi- the Progress began the moment it university), there are many who University and over those years, judgement found Mr. Pace guilty tate to make some waves. Make finally sank in that he (Rice) had are very loyal to Eastern. I don't Steve Saks Dr. Myers has in some form or of such violations and decided to sure the SGA knows your views actually lost the election! First, understand why the Progress Senior Sociology Major fashion touched the lives, in a censure him rather than remove on these issues contact them at there was a demand for a recount. continues with what I perceive as very positive and personal way, of him from office. As part of the 622-1724. Contact President When that did not work, there a negative campaign against their hundreds of students. I '.mi one of censure he lost his scholarship "Bob" Kustra at 622-2101 or con- were petty and superfluous own student athletes. Never, dur- those students. I have had the ($3,460). tact the Chairman of the Board of charges brought for campaigning ing the years that I attended Eastern, do I remember an arti- honor of knowing-T)r. Myers, and Earlier this Fall, Mr. Pace Regents Jim Gilbert at 623-3877 within 25 feet of a polling place, say that over every juncture of my made a visit to President to share your disappointment. (Guilty as charged! Chris Pace cle, editorial or even a letter to Career, since leaving Eastern, I Kustra's office. President Kustra. MR. PACE MUST BE pushed a girl in a wheelchair up the editor written to promote have sought his advice on count- stating the Student Court acted IMPEACHED! to the voting booth.) and exceed- another university's athletic The Eastern Progress wW ing the $300 limit on campaign team. less occasions and he has never beyond their scope, secretly publish letters to the editor or asked for anything in return. reinstated the scholarships with- Michael J. Lynch spending (Again, guilty as In case you think I don't under- Never once has his advice and out consulting the student body EKU Alumni 1998 charged. Chris's dad had given stand the UK mystique and con- Your Turn columns on the guidance directed me down the or even the Vice President of 1997-1998 SGA President/ him some worthless old campaign stant propaganda that goes on in Perspective pages signs which the Student Judicial "big blue" country, please under- wrong path. I consider my life Student Affairs (whose budget Student Member of the Board of If you would Wee to submit a blessed for having known "Doc" the scholarship money comes Regents Committee assessed at being stand that I grew up in Kentucky and for being able to call him my from). SHAME on Mr. Pace for worth $150!). watching Adolph Rupp and the letter or column, please send N friend. With that said, you can undermining the voice of the stu- When Rice's cronies on the Wildcats. In high school I had the to the editor in writing by noon have a better understanding of my dent body heard through the Former SGA member angry Student Judicial Committee found requisite UK sweatshirt and could Monday before publication on blind loyalty to him. Student Court decision to cen- about treatment of Myers that they were unable to overturn hum "On, On U of K" However, Now that you can see where I sure. SHAME on the University As a new initiate in the "real the election, they did the only when I became an Eastern stu- Thursday. Letters and columns am coming from, you may under- President "Bob" Kustra's role in world," I am constantly asked thing they were empowered to do; dent, 1 embraced Eastern as my may be mailed to 117 Donovan stand my frustration with this encouraging dishonesty and where I attended college. they took away Pace and university, became a Colonel fan Annex or sent by e-mail to "Eastern Kentucky University," I Tolliver's scholarships. The and my first loyalty was to decision. I am sure you are famil- shady politics within our campus www.progress.eku.edu. iar with westerns, where the cow- community. EKU's not looking say with a genuine smile. Yet, attacks have continued ever since Eastern (not another university in boy rides off into the sunset; Dr. much like "The Campus lately that smile has disappeared ad nauseum. another town.) I would guess that All letters and columns must Myers is being denied that end- Beautiful" anymore, is it? in light of recent situations occur- However, this latest attack most Eastern students while in be signed and have a phone high school did not place their ing to his career. I assure you that Speaking of campus communi- ring at my alma mater. and the purely venomous and number so an editor can verify you will find in the coming days ty, what kind of community As an undergraduate, it is easy underhanded way it has been loyalties on a team across the you will hear from many other for- "OUSTS" an advisor, friend and to become lost in the crowd at carried out is truly shocking! country. Such UK loyalty seems that the person who submitted mer students and friends of "Doc" mentor to so many past and pre- Eastern. Yet, my involvement Why has the Progress not better served in The Lexington the material Is the writer. who agree, he deserves this end- sent students? Mr. Pace in what with Student Government attacked President Kustra? Do Herald-I-eader or The Cat's Pause The editor reserves the right ing to his career. he labeled a "business decision" Association, granted me the they not have the stomach for publications. Dr. Myers has devoted a great called the SGA cabinet together opportunity to meet and work that tussle? Eastern student athletes and to edit letters and column* for deal of his career working toward to discuss finding a new advisor. alongside one of the most caring One. President Kustra was their respective teams need and a health and wellness center and a The cabinet, without warning to and devoted administrators at responsible for returning the deserve the support of their fellow I NeWS A4 The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March 2.2000 Support: Myers said he still loves the university ►Progress Classifieds From the front 'Kentuckians'Krntiu-ki;irw havehavp a soultuiul and mymv This*^Thi<4 decisionrlwi«inn smellsem«»ll<; ofnf politi-nriliti- ^^* university has a heart,' and that cal filth, puke and vermin of the Reps needed-Travel free 800-838- Available to earn up to time," Myers said. kept me here for a lot of years. worst kind of filth, puke and ver- HELP WANTED... -8203/ www.loiaurotour8.oom $15 per hour Myers did say, though, that he Right now I'm not sure where that min that I have ever dealt with in TRAVEL- still loves this university. heart is, but Kentuckians still Kentucky politics." Upchurch said. BwWtM * Wont where the beer is Clubs • Student Groups Need to Madison Garden. 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P.T. + FT. showcases talent Camp In thr Blur Rids* Mountain* of RHA wins outstanding school award The Eastern Pops Spectacular QQQj&BsfiD North will begin at 8 p.m. Saturday in Eastern's Residence Hall a state level, according to CAROLINA Brock Auditorium. Association met with residence Bullins. (jimp I c/^ON-lv-O M. It will feature Eastern's orches- hall programs across the state The ten-member KACURH for tra, university singers, symphonic on Feb. 18-20 at the annual organization includes ne boy* Scrkint STAFF with a itrrp commitment to Christ. band, the vocal jazz, percussion, Kentucky Affiliates of College Morehead, Murray, Western, T^VThe Easterneastern Rock Climbing. Riding. a/ounfam trombone, tuba, jazz and clarinet and University Residence Hall Northern. UK, U of L. Spalding. Miring, life Guard. While Wolrr ensembles. conference. Bellarmine, Midway and Canoeing. Backpacking. Arts. Tennis. Admission is $10. To reserve For the fourth year in a row. Eastern. Archery. Kiflrn/. Cooks, MORE. tickets call 622-3266. Remaining Eastern took home the School This year. Eastern's RHA aaoo Matsaa «*■ ■*. Bmard NC sfl-l! V «a*-*(»4.»» M tickets will be sold at the door. of the Year award. The award is has worked on the 24-hour visi- Progressfc, JF www.progress.eku.edu tahaalialli initial-art »»■ aaaaalla rill based on program, policy and tation expansion. Every hall, new initiative, according to excluding one floor in Keene Deadline to change, Chris Bullins. RHA president Hall and part of a floor in .^^F I (V S T declare major March 15 "It's the top award in the Combs Hall, has the extended state for residence halls in the policy. yea* Students who plan to change state of Kentucky," said Bullins. That's the best visitation pol- their major, or declare one, should Eastern was also awarded icy in Kentucky," Bullins said. Classifieds Custom Sporliwtit do so by March 15 in the Keith with Best Delegation at the con- At the end of this summer, CORNFR OF FIRST 8, MAIN Building to receive the correct ference, which was held at Todd and Dupree will be re-fur- hOI, F.74 7700 information on their CARES report Western Kentucky University. nished, making almost half of $2 for 10 words, $4 for 20 words, $6 for for the next advising period. "It's based on spirit, school the halls renovated. This week's question 30 words, etc. Place your ad with us for Name trie four stales who's borders join Students who have moved pride and sticking to the theme The next conference RHA together in the same place*7 Commonly recently or if the university does of KACURH in both address will attend is in May in Boulder, the next issue. known as "The Four Corners* not have your local address, update and attitude," Bullins said. Colo. It is a national residence Last week's answer: the information by March 15 in the RHA Vice-President Stacia hall meeting. Call 622-1881 or e-mail us at Chicago's Sears Tower Registrar's Office in Coates. Chenoweth was elected the "We encourage anyone that progress @ acs.eku.edu Winner: Chris Meadows The CARES reports and sched- state director of KACURH for wants to be involved in RHA to ule books for Intercession, summer the 2000-2001 school year. She come out We meet at 4:45 p.m. before noon Monday. and fall 2000 will be mailed to all will control the organization at in Jaggers," Bullins said. BF THF FIRST ONI IN TO ANSWI B continuing undergraduate students. IHI QUI STION (OHRKTir AND The advising period begins April 10. WIN A I HI I SWFAT-SHIRT! One win par customer par Mrnest«r plim Police Beat: Feb. 19-24

compiled by Sha Phillips CHURCH DIRECTORY Red House Baptist Church Trinity Missionary Unity Baptist Church The following reports have desk, reported two vehicles in the 2301 Redhouse Rd. Baptist Church 1290 Barnes Mill Rd been filed with Eastern's Martin Hall lot had passenger Phone: 623-8471 or 624-1557 2300 Lexington Rd. Phone: 624-9464 Division of Public safety. side mirrors broken off. to tow Sun. School 9:40 a.m.; Sun. Phone: 624-9436 or 623-6868 Sun. School 9:30 a.m. Worship 10:50 a.m., 6 p.m., Sun. 9:45 a.m.. 11 a.m., 6 p.m. Worship 10:45 a.m. and 6:30 p.m. Feb. 24 Mark Wherle. 19, Palmer Hall, FOCUS. (Fellowship Of Wed. Youth & Prayer 7 p.m. On Feb. 23, an Eastern A Combs Hall woman reported reported someone entered his room Wed. Bible Study 7:00 p.m. guard and two Perry's being assaulted between the and stole two movies, some com- Christian University Students) Sun, Services for hearing impaired; Wrecker employees attempt- Beckham and Miller Buildings. pact discs, a checkbook and cash. 6 p.m. RosedaJe Baptist Church Nursery & Extended Session for ed to tow a vehicle in the 411 WestoverAve. PreSchool Children at all Worship Begley lot. Anthony T. Feb. 23 Bradley W. Woolums, 19, Fountain Park First Phone:623-1771 Services Watson, owner of the vehicle. James Rose. Brewer Building, Commonwealth Hall, was charged Church of God Sunday School 9 am. came out of the CCB reported dents to a bus in the Ault with possession of drug parapher- 5000 Secretariat Dr. Worship Sun. 10:15 a.m., Faith Created Assembly Building and said his truck lot nalia. Phone:623-3511 6 p.m. Wed. Prayer Service 7 p.m. of God was not going to be towed, Sun. School 9:45 a.m. 315 Spangler Dr. according to the division of The Richmond Fire Feb. 19 Worship Service: 10:45 a.m. First United (Behind Pizza Hut on Bypass) public safety's report Department responded to a fire Pat Karris Dupree Hall night Sunday Evening: 6:00 p.m. Methodist Church Sun. Worship 9:00 a.m. and 10:45 He got into his vehicle and alarm in Case Hall caused by food supervisor, reported a broken win- Wed. Prayer Service: 7:00 p.m. 401 West Main St. am, Wed. Worship 7:00 p.m.. Call struck Perry's wrecker, while cooking in the kitchen area. dow in the hall on the second floor. Phone: 623-3580 623-4639 for more Michael Cain and Scott Church of Christ Worship Services Sunday 8:30 Howard, wrecker employees, inf orrnaticinAransportation. Feb. 20 Jeffrey A. Smith. 20. Goggins Ln. (W. Side I-75) jumped out of the way. a.m. & 10:50 a.m., Sunday School A Combs Hall woman reported Nicholsville. was arrested and Ride: 624-2218 or 623-2515 9:40 a.m., Wed. Night Live Dinner Harvest Family Fellowship Watson then reportedly receiving harassing telephone charged with operating a vehicle Sun. 9:30, 10:20 a.m. 5:15-6:00 p.m. with small groups 621 S. Keeneland Dr. drove off at a high rate of calls for three weeks. under the influence of drugs, no A 6 p.m., Wed. 7 p.m. from 6:00-7:00 p.m.Kick boxing Phone: 624-8620 speed out of the VanHoose registration plates, operating on a Bible Moment: 624-2427 classes held on Thursday nights Sun. Worship 10 a.m. Lot. The Richmond Fire suspended license and no insur- 5:30-6:30 p.m. While driving toward Kit Department responded to a fire ance. Wed. Bible Study 7 p.m. Carson Drive, Watson drove alarm in Commonwealth Hall. No First Presbyterian Church;. Sat Outpouring 6:10 p.m. on the sidewalk and pulled smoke or fire was detected in the The Richmond Fire (PCUSA) Eastside Bethel Baptist out in front of other cars. room where the smoke detector Department responded to a fire 330 W. Main St. 1675 E. Main St. Trinity Presbyterian Church Watson's vehicle was activated. alarm in Commonwealth Hall due Phone: 623-5323 or 623-5329 PhontJ: 624-9646 (PGA) unregistered and had a large to a steam leak from the mechani- Church School 10 a.m. Sun. Worship/Bible Study 9:30 & 128 S. Keeneland Dr. amount of parking tickets Charles D. Thompson. 19. cal room. Sun Worship 11 a.m. 10:50 a.m., Wed. Small Group Phone: 624-8910 while parked in the lot. Lebanon, was arrested and Wed. Dinner 6 p.m. Bible Study 6:30 p.m. Services Sun. Worship 9:50 a.m. A criminal complaint will charged with failure to signal and The Richmond Fire (no charge) interpreted for deaf anfl handi- Sun. School 11 a.m. be filed at the Madison operating a vehicle under the Department responded to a fire Call for transportation. capped accessible. County Attorney's office influence of alcohol. alarm in the Powell Building after First Baptist Church against Watson. steam from a water hose set the Richmond Church of Christ First Alliance Church 350 W Main at Lancaster Ave. Jo Ann Wilder. Martin Hall smoke detector off. 713 W Main St. 1405 Barnes Mill Rd | Phone: 623-4028 Phone:623-8535 Phone: 624-9878 Sun. School 9:40 a.m. Sun. 9 & 10 a.m.. 6 p.m., Wed. 7 Sun. School 9:30 a.m.; Worship Su/J- Worship 8:30 a.m., 11 am, p.m. Services 10:45 a.m. & 6:30 p.m.; 6:30'pm, Wed Worship 6:30 p.m. Two Commonwealth Hall Colonels for Christ meet Wed. Night Youth & Prayer S.U.B.S" $ pm at BSU Center 1st&3rdThurs. Services 7:00 p.m. at 7 p.m. St. Thomaa LbfrTeran Church on 2nd floor of Powell Building Big HHI Avenue 1285 Barnes Mill Rd. residents assaulted, robbed Christian Church Phone: 623-7254 ' *■ ••. Richmond House of Prayer (Ful 129 Big HiM Ave Sun Traditional Service 8:30 a.m., BY SHA PHILLIPS injuries to his head and torso. ed by the residence halls about Gospel Church) Phone: 623-1592 (office) Sun. School 9:45 a.m. Assistant news editor The suspects are described as safety issues. He also listed sever- 330 Mule Shed Ln. Phone: 6236600 (info line) Sun. Contemporary Worshe? 11 Phone:-623-8922 or 624-9443 Two Commonwealth Hall resi- three black males, 5-feet-7 to 5- al safety precautions including Sun. School 9:45 a.m. am. Sun. School 10 a.m. ,Sun. dents were assaulted in their feet-10 with stocky builds. keeping the door closed and Morning Worship 10:45 a.m. dorm room Feb. 17. One suspect wore his hair in leaked while away from the room Worship 10:45 a.m.. 6 p.m., Wed. Evening Worship 6 p.m. Woatside Christian Church According to a report from cornrows, one was wearing glass- or asleep, reporting suspicious 7 p.m. Wed. Christian Student Fellowship Bennington Ct across from Public Safety, Robert Lenz and es and one was wearing a tobog- persons or unescorted guests to Transportation available 7:00 p.m.meet at Daniel Boone Arlington Timothy Lenz, both 19. were sil- gan. All three men were wearing the staff, using caution when Statue for transportation to meet- Phone:623-0382 ting in their 15th floor room with black leather jackets. walking across campus at nij?ht St. Stephen Newman Center ing Sun. School 9:45 a.m. their door open. Three males The residence halls were and never propping open an out- 405 University Drive Sun. Worship 10:45 a.m., 6 p.m. were walking in the hallway when checked at the time of the inci- side entrance door to a residence Phone: 623-9400 Unitarlan-Unh-jrsallst Wad. Worship 7 p.m. one of the males asked the vic- dent, and the suspects were not hall. Sun. Mass 5 p.m., Sunday Supper Fellowship Transportation available tims why they were looking at found. "When the incident was report- $1 at 6 p.m.. 209 St. George St. him. Tom I.indquist, director of ed there was a quick response Wed. 7 p.m. Inquiry classes for Adult Meeting and Religious White Oak Pond Christian Robert I-enz said no one was public safety, said as of Feb. 22, from residence hall staff and pub- becoming Catholic, Wed. 9 p.m. Education for Chldren, Sun 10:45 Church staring at the three men. The there were no new leads or sus- lic safety." said Kenna Middleton. Newman Night for all students a.m. For information call: 623- (Disciples of Christ) same suspect then entered the pects. the director of housing. 4614. 1238 Barnes Mill Rd room and began striking Robert "We have stepped up patrols," Chris Bullins. Residence Hall Madison Hill Christian Church Phone: 623-6515 I-enz, police said. IJndquist said. Association president, said the 960 Redhouse Rd. Episcopal Church of Sun. Worship 9 a.m., 11 a.m. While the assault was laking Tom Myers, vice president for staff is an important part of public Phone: 623-0916 Our Saviour Coffee Fellowship Sun. 10 a.m. place, one of the other suspects student affairs, posted a memo- safety. Sun. School 9:45 a.m. 2323 Lexington Rd. Sun. School 10:15 a.m. entered the room and took randum to dormitory residents "I do not feel this represents a Worship 10:45 a.m. Phone:623-1226 Timothy Lenz's wallet off the concerning the incident. growing trend, but we are not Wed. Wave 6:00 p.m. (Labor Day- Sun. 8:30 a.m., 11 a.m. desk, the report said. Myers urges students to attend exempt from this either," Bullins Memorial Day) Sun. School 9:30 a.m. Robert Lenz suffered minor any educational programs provid- said. " ' I J The Eastern Progress, Thursday. March 2.2000 NeWS A5 Student government names new interim adviser BY Mm Vwsow News editor Kentucky government and politics, so doing." Thompson said. "As an inter- this position is positive. we went on and chose Dr. Thompson." im adviser I know I have a limited "I feel good that student govern- For the second week in a row. Pace said. "We also know that Dr. role, but that role will still be directed ment thought that I could actually add Student Government Association Blanchard is going to be too busy next around what I call the grass roots to some of the significant things that announced its new interim adviser at year to be level that you all are they're doing this semester." its meeting. adviser, so LL involved in. I will do any- Thompson said. "I know it's an interim Last week Chris Pace, SGA president, we thought it I will do any- thing I can to help you position and I take that role as such. announced that I>aul Blanchard. director would be bet- develop anything that you "I'm excited about it and I think of the Center for Kentucky History and ter to at least thing I can to want to develop as a stu- there are some things that I can add Politics, would be serving as interim go ahead and help you devel- dent group. I would be based on what I know about student adviser after former senate adviser Tom find someone more than happy to do so." government, also based on my role Myers was voted out of the position. who may be op any tiling that Thompson added he here as the retention director as well Monday, Blanchard said he will not able to do it would try his best to advise as a professor." serve, and never intended to serve, as next year." you want to the senate on the things Thompson plans on contributing interim adviser to the SGA. At the develop as a which stay in line with uni- direction to the group. "In the only discussion 1 had with meeting versity policy. "Acting as a mentor as much as Chris Pace about this position, I told Tuesday, student group. Thompson served as a possible," Thompson said, "by no him that other time commitments Aaron senator with the student means do I think that I'm going to would not allow me to take on this Thompson, Aaron Thompson, senate in the 70s. have any sort of insight to the ways assignment," Blanchard said. associate pro- new SGA adviser "I was a senator. I guess they feel the group needs to go as a Pace, student body president, said fessor in the now it's been 25 years ago. grass roots student body group. President Robert Kustra actually department of a freshman senator," "However. I do have some insights insisted the SGA use Blanchard as the anthropology, Thompson said. "I look at it as a person that understands how the interim adviser. sociology and now and just listening to system works. I see myself not only "It turned out Dr. Blanchard is a lit- social work, was announced as the new the process, it reminds me that not a as an adviser, but maybe I'm a liaison Corey WHson/Progress tle busy in Frankfort right now with the interim adviser. lot of things change." to the university faculty, staff and Aaron Thompson, associate professor, was announced as "I really admire what you're Thompson says being appointed to administration." the interim student senate adviser at the Tuesday meeting Minority student issues Senate passes two proposals BY JewMfER ROGERS The Student Rights the Student Senate office and (stu- discussed at meeting News writer Committee reviewed the pro- dents) can return it to my mail- Student Senate introduced posal made in 1997. They box." said Jessica Humphrey, chair BY DONNA QUEEN checked the locations and Of the academic affairs committee. constitutes a minority student The and white issue." and unanimously passed two Staff writer bills at its meeting Tuesday. decided emergency phones Nominations will be based on term includes not only students of I.ystra Bartholomew, president were still needed. what an educator has done for On a campus of 15.000 stu- a different race, but also interna- of BSU. said the group has con- The first bill reaffirmed a bill passed in December 1997 enti- "We took into major consider- students. dents, only 40 people attended the tional students and students of dif- sidered changing its name to the ation the proposition that was ferent beliefs or sexual orientation. tled "An Act Concerning More "It would be a teacher that minority issues meeting Feb. 23. Minority Student Union to be done in 1997," Rednour said. has touched a student's life." The nearly empty lecture hall was Other suggestions included more inclusive. Emergency Telephones on In 1997. the bill had the full Humphrey said. symbolic of the reason for the requiring regular meetings, or giv- Manu Mukena, an internation- Campus." backing of the senate. The educators will be present- meeting, lack of interaction ing out extra credit for attending al student from the African Congo The bill will place about 22 emer- between students. workshops on racial or cultural Democratic Republic, said tjie "There was tons of support." ed with an award, which has yet gency telephones at various loca- Lynch said. "How can you argue to be decided. The meeting was called to diversity, and adding a minority approach, rather than the name, tions on Eastern's campus by till examine what can be done to make studies minor, similar to the needs to be changed. with safety?" "We're hoping for a small minority students feel more com- women's studies minor. "A lot of times we don't feel a The 1997-98 Senate selected Today the bill enjoys the plaque or a gift," Humphrey said. fortable and successful at Eastern. Kaelan Hollon. president of the part of anything." Mukena said. original locations for the phones. same reaction. In other proceedings, President The objective of the meeting, Women's Activist Group, said she "In minority activities, internation- The bill ultimately made it no "This is something students Chris Pace commented on a according to Ritchie Rednour, stu- would like to do a workshop for al students are a whole different farther than former President are really concerned about." recent article in the Progress. dent rights chair of Student minority women. culture. If 1 go to these meetings Hanley Funderburk's office. Rednour said. "I've been advised not to Government Association who Beth Schmidt, president of the and the people don't reach back, "On his way out, he He added the senate got say that much about the situa- acted as moderator, was to find Pride Alliance, the gay and les- what are you going to do?" (Funderburk) had a lot of things some help with the bill. tion." Pace said. "What does the three most important issues bian campus group, suggested A proposal to have minorities going on," said Mike Lynch, 1997- The Women's Activist Group concern me is the fact that my and ways to deal with them. race and gender sensitivity train- better represented in student gov- 98 Student Government president. really helped us out on this," registration information was leaked by someone within the The panel consisted of mem- ing. She said those who complet- ernment was also made. The sug- "I'm sure he thought the next Rednour said. bers of student government, the ed training should receive some- gestion was made in the past for Another bill passed will rec- university." president would pick it up, and ognize educational leaders. Pace said Kustra launched an Black Student Union, the thing, like a bumper sticker, to one representative per 700 minori- (President Robert Kustra) did." Residence Hall Association and The bill calls for the investigation into who leaked the show others they were concerned ty students be in student govern- Lynch was present at the sen- concerned members of the faculty. about minorities. ment Academic Affairs Committee to information. Several other student organizations Denise Roberts, another Pride The three most important ate meeting Tuesday. select one "Distinguished To aid in this, from my own were represented in the audience. Alliance member, justifies why issues concerning minorities on Kustra has already approved Educational Leader of the Week" personal checking account at Questions consisted of minori- there were not many people there. campus rests undecided. $80,000 for the project and for the educator to be pub- Kentucky Bank in Winchester, ty students' feelings of alienation "Race is only a part of minori- However. Rednour says these "I think that safety is a main licly recognized by the senate. for anyone who provides infor- at Eastern and what could be ties." Roberts said. "Some people issues take time. concern on campus," said Ritchie Leaders will be chosen by stu- mation leading to the conviction done to remedy the problem. didn't show up here tonight "Rome wasn't built in a day." Rednour, chair of student rights. dent nominations. of the person responsible for this The first issue raised was what because they think this is a black Rednour said. "We have a long way to go." "We're going to have a form in crime. 1 have $1,000." Pace said.

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From the front Muchango's time of &28:84 in the place finish from Alex Bannister. in both events and was praised by 3,000m puts his name in the Bannister is known best as a coach Moore for her efforts. to finish second. They were Eastern record book. It is the wide receiver on Eastern's foot- In women's cross-country, the defeated by Southeast Missouri fourth-fastest time in school history. ball team. He impressed both Colonels dominated the one-mile who accumulated 103 points. Jodi, thanks "David did really well. He real- track coaches with his strong fin- run by placing three runners in Coach Moore said he was happy ty did an outstanding job. He was ish in the hurdles after joining the the top four places of the event. with the team's effort our number one guy." said team less than a month ago. Angie Lee took second place, "I think we did better than Erdmann. The men also finished second while Celestina Ogbolugo was expected," Moore said. "Some James Mutuse. who was listed in the distance medley and placed third and Jennifer Wheeler was for driving us people competed above their abili- as a freshman for the tournament third in the one-mile relay. fourth. ty. I think our competition came because of eligibility uncertain- On the women's side, sopho- Sophomore Heather Davel and out. We didn't roll over, but ties, equaled Muchango's point more Myisha Spates, freshman senior Jenny Brown finished fifth SEMO just came out and won it" total of 16 by winning the 5.000- Sheri Calhoun and junior Davina and sixth in the 5,000-meter run. when we couldn't Even though the Colonel run- meter run and placing third in the McCluney anchored the sprint Eastern senior Kenyetta ners did not dominate the indoor 3.000-meter run. team. Grigsby finished atop the rank- competition like they do in most Mutuse. who was last year's Calhoun finished third in the ings in the 55-meter hurdles and outdoor events, there were still OVC Runner of the Year, ran the 400-meter dash and sixth in the fellow senior Lystra Bartholomew drive ourselves! many great individual performances second fastest 5,000-meter time in 200-meter dash, while McCluney managed to finish third in the in last weekend's tournament school history at the indoor meet. finished third in the 200 and sixth hurdles despite running with an Senior David Muchungo lead Other top finishes for the men in the 55-meter runs. injured hamstring. the men's team with a first place fin- included a third place showing by Spates, who finished fifth in The track team opens its out- Love, ish in the 3,000-meter run and a senior JaiDante Burton in the 400- the 200-meter dash and third in door season on March 31 when third place showing in the mile run. meter dash and another third the 55-meter, had personal best's they travel to North Carolina. The Eastern ACT: Students with less than an 18 would have to take remedial courses From the front anybody who scores lower than something that would change if "Our goal is to increase the num- Progress an 18 in those three areas of the proposal is passed. ber of students that we retain and with the student government and English, math or reading must be Another concern is a possible graduate, and we can do that best open forums for discussion are placed in a remediated course." drop in enrollment. by making the expectations clear, being considered to allow greater Marsden said. "In the past we've "Clearly, initially, we may expe- making sure we support the stu- campus input. recommended students do that, rience a slight downturn." dents in their special needs and There are also some questions but of course students could Marsden said. "It will probably making sure we've given every being raised about what the prob- enroll and then drop." affect overall enrollment very pos- conceivable assistance." able affects of these admission cri- The University is concerned itively. Raising the ACT requirement teria on certain groups of students with keeping its doors open, how- "Every institution that has reflects on the fact that the aver- will be. ever. done this will show you track age ACT of first-time freshman The African-American commu- "I think we do have a real prob- records of how. when you present has jumped from 19 to 19.7 over nity currently enrolls 163 stu- lem of how we maintain our yourself as an institution that's the past nine years. dents who fall below the pro- access, because access is a big. serious about student success, National statistics say that stu- posed university cutline. This is big factor of how we do business you attract more students." dents with an ACT score of 12 or more than 25 percent of their here." Marsden said. "It's got a He added that the main factor below do not succeed. Eastern's entire enrollment. Had they been noble past and I think, a noble in offsetting the initial loss of stu- proposed standard cuts off below freshman under this proposal, future. But we still can have dents would be recruiting ones 15. ■ ■ they would not have ever been access and limit it. and make sure who did meet the standards and "Below 15, the probability of admitted. we are structured for success." setting concrete expectations. success drops off dramatically," and keep on chillin'! Marsden said there is a need Students have been fully admit- "When you make it very clear Marsden said. "Statistically it for stricter admission standards. ted in the past without completing what the expectations are, people seems to be a pretty good indica- "The state has mandated that the pre-college requirements. will meet them," Marsden said. tor, with some exceptions." ■ ■ CPE: Almost half of Eastern's degree programs are on the Council's list for review O^t GETO/vf p From the front ing program review. We think Marsden. however, refused to Marsden also points out the program review is important." make the list public. council employs some inconsis- e at ^gular price, "The university community The letter from the CPE states "I don't want a list of programs tency in their recommendations. ia gefseco will be responsible for making that out of 1,120 academic pro- to be put out there that somehow "What's ironic is that the coun- *oH *H/, those recommendations. By the grams. 532 do not meet the are being, quote, 'threatened,'" he cil, not long ago, came out with a time we're done with the process degree productivity standards. said. "We're going to look at all of statement about the programs it will be a consensus." Marsden The CPE thinks the standards our programs. We're going to that are core programs that all said. to evaluate the future status for a look at them, though, in a much institutions should have," Marsden sees the need for program are obvious. more complex way. Marsden said. "Isn't that interest- input from the final authority on "I think our letter pretty clearly "I purposely will not circulate ing?" campus—the Board of Regents. spells that out," Moore said. "It that list, nor do I want to, What kind of options does this "Our Board of Regents has a should be evaluated on a case by because that list is based on arbi- leave the university in dealing ■ _■ very real stake here in program case basis." trary figures. The number of with the future of its programs? review. That whole process cuts The CPE published a list of graduates is not the only signifi- There are other options — we them out." Marsden said. "It sug- programs for each university cant variable." can collaborate with other institu- gests that we should almost which fell below the degree pro- According to Marsden. the tions on programs, we can col- l bypass them. Our Board is the ductivity guidelines. The targeted number of graduates is not an lapse programs," Marsden said. one to whom we report directly, programs at Eastern range from accurate reflection on the actual "At any turn in the road, the stu- and I think we have an obligation general drafting to history. importance of a program. dents will be protected. •/> lit f*. <#vtf C*n&£

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"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." —Dr. Seuss Itof Colonel e Hat in th

By Dr. Jaime Howard On Theodore Geisel's birthday, Eastern remembers his books Here in the merry land of EKU How could anyone like the Grinch? Sometimes students run from class to class Because he was mean and became nice looking like they have too much to do Theresa Markert from I.ouisville said it was a cinch in clumps of clumps and masses of mass. Now that she didn't have to say it twice.

But sometimes they must stop and remember Do they like green eggs and ham, Sam-l-am? Things, books and poems from the past Marie Curtis from Versailles thinks so A memory they would have to serrunder I wanted my mom to make green eggs and ham Maybe a Dr. Seuss rhyme with an impression to last. Marie wasn't going to turn up her nose.

Why would they like One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Hop on Fop was a book of choice Blue Fish? Because it's simple with three letter words Iiecause of the way it rhymed Robin New from liberty said in a voice Will Justice from Winchester said with a smile and a Kxcited by the respect it deserves. kish About a book thiit would withstand all time. What would make someone like The Cat in the Hat? Is it something thai would stand out in a crowd? Another reason might have to be I remember the color of the red and white hat. Because it was the first book I ever read ' I low's thai?" Said Josh Caldwell from I-ondon for all to see Said I.uke Witherspoon from Horse Cave out loud. For Dr. Seuss his heart bled. From near and far and high and low A book to motivate Students still remember the man named Seuss Oh, the Places You'll Go All that goes to show Keri Grout from Winchester she appreciates That March 2nd is a birthday not without use. How it helped her to grow. Theodore Geisel 1904-1991

Dr. Seuss, born Theodor Geisel on included in Geisel's next book. Nine March 2. 1904. dedicated his life to months later, using 220 of the words writing and illustrating children's sent to him, Geisel published The Cat in books. Geisel was born in Springfield. the Hat." Mass. In I960, Bennett Cerf bet (Ieisel $50 Coining the pen name Dr. Seuss. he that he couldn't write an entire book wrote and illustrated his first book. "And using only fifty words. The result was Amy Campbell/Progress to Think That I saw it on Mulberry Green Fggs and Ham. Cerf never paid Street," which was rejected by 43 publish- the $50 bet. ers. Geisel, author of 44 children's books In 1937. a friend finally published his including "Green Fggs and Ham," book and he became a success. After "Horton Hears a Who," "How the Grinch returning from WWII. Geisel continued Stole Christmas" and many more, won a Theodore Geisel writing books. I'ulitzer Prize in 1984 for his lifetime con- wrote many books In May of 1954, Geisel's publisher, tribution to children's literature. under the name inspired by a report in life Magazine con- Upon his death on Sept. 24, 1991, Dr. Seuss. cerning illiteracy among children, sent (ieisel continued to be the best-selling him a list of 4(M) words he felt should be author of children's books in the world.

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prodding he needs to take his Chip Moore, a broadcast major BY (CRYSTAL ROARK comic ideas to the mike and and a creative writer for "Ben and Assistant Accent editor keeps Bernie, who is used to Bernie in the Morning." helps the They're smart. They're funny. doing long talk shows, brief. pair come up with ideas for their They're out of control. "He challenges me." Bernie show. They're "Ben and Bernie in the said. "I see what my friends do. Morning." Spontaneity is Ben and interpret it and twist it over the A new addition to WX1I. The Bernie's motto. top." Moore said. X," the campus radio station. "Ben Bernie said the show often and Bernie in the Morning." a talk revolves around their egos. news radio show, has taken cam- "Ben and Bernie "We're the biggest thing on pus by storm this semester. hard wire cable." Ben said. The show, which airs Monday In the Morning*' Their spin-off of VHl's "Behind through Friday mornings from 7 Where: Cable Channel 60 the Music," is a segment based not to 10 on cable channel 60, com- on various artists, but on lien and bines news and comedy in an Wheil: Monday-Friday Bernie themselves, in which each discusses a drug problem or sur- impromptu style all their own. 7-10 a.m. "When you gel the "Morning viving an automobile accident, a X," you get the real Ben and common theme in the VH1 show. Bernie," said co-host Ben Jackey, They also have plans for "Ben a broadcast major. "We don't ever write stuff out. and Bernie: the Musical" and a After hosting a couple of We go on a whim, and I like that." radio cooking segment. evening shows in 1997 and 1998, Ben said. "It's hysterical." Bernie said. Bernie Moreland, "The X" station Humor is the key element of Amanda Trosper, a speech manager and a broadcast major, "Ben and Bernie in the Morning," communication major and the approached Jackey about co-host- a show that Ben said combines show's producer, said she has ing a morning show. influences such as Bob and Tom. been told the show often offends "Having worked with him Howard Stem and Craig Kilborne. people. before. I thought he would com- "We've got lo be able to walk Corey Wilson/Progress across campus and find humor in See 'Ben and Bernie,' B4 pliment me," Bernie said. Bernie Moreland. left, and Ben Jackey on the air with "Ben and Bernie in the Morning." Ben said he gives Bernie the everything." Ben said. ►Tap the''Tap" Have a campus event or activity? Call Jennifer ► Movies MuDins at 622-1882 or contact us by e-mail: SEAFOOD CINEMAS mCHMOMOMAL Whafs TAP PASSSRBSTPICTEO SATURDAYS (T OOO MOP IPCI " r,. Moo lrn.fi SM'IOJW B2 the Eastern Progress, Thursday. M«rch 2,1909 Sat Sun X ,'0_J JM JO : > r,, MonThura "i 20 7:SO 10:OB Sat lor 13 to > O6 5VO 7 50 lO 0 Different fish each MUI mil MI rou iiw im •- Fn Mon Thi»r% s J3 7 *0 lO 1X1 Sat Sun 1 OO 3 lO S Jfi T 40 1"> '*^ Saturday, grilled »anaa» aov* im - P R Fn MorvTnur* 4 "io / 1ft V SB Sat au" l 35 4 *) 7 l& 9 55 to perfection. ■V *•«) ft. Mru. Thuft "l « t ao 40 Sat Su« 1 IT. HO', If. 7 40 9-V. Tnuta ft OO Sj» Sun 1 O^ WMIM U*> IPC11I rnur* 7 -f, O at 1 JO ft .'ft 7 3ft <* 4ft TMK wnou MW rnaas ir«i JI Madison Fn. Mon Tixj*a ft 30 7.4ft lO OO ...I ..... IUI 1 I', ft 30 7 4B ItlOO 1 llll 7 43 lO'lO Garden Jump, Jhw and waH! nMMMtnirti M.-.I-JH* !'• ■ • » > C ■ n I OS Sat Sun 1^ JS J.Ji -t IS O Of

If you enjoy ballroom dancing, or if you just enjoy watching, then come to Weaver When Gym this Saturday. The Eastern Dance Saturday Thearte and the Bkiegraas Chapter of die 8 p.m.- wi aw MUM United States of America Ballroom Dancing Association will be sponsoring an Midnight AT Intermediate Swing Lesson and a general dancing time. iSttHArHI The event will feature all recorded Where BKHMQHP music, something that will allow a wide 805 EASTERN BYPASS variety of dances. Dances ranging from the Weaver Gym Tango to the Fox Trot to the Mambo will (NEXT TO SOFT SHOE) all be performed 623-1199 The Eastern Dance Theatre wffl also be •Insurance performing a swing dance piece. And even Cost 'Payroll •Money Orders if you don't know how to Ballroom Dance, S3 for students •Tax Refund •Government 'Personal, ate. the USABRD, strongly encourages college $8 for public students to attend. I You are also encouraged to bring a part- ner, because most of die dances are for FOXSTUFF couples. fr CONSIGNMENT I and Marina OaVaui. Eastern dance theatre, during a The dance is open to the public and everyone is invited. ^ "% previous baaYoom dance. Contemporary' & Designer Fashions for Today's Woman

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BY JCWMFEH MULUN6 of Women's History Month lar interest in Appalachian for an award winning documen- Collection. She is a member of also edit the Women's Studies Assistant Accent editor tonight at 7:30 p.m. women, an aspect which really tary entitled "Poverty Shock- the African American Gospel Category and several music cate- Gribi said her inspiration for appeals to the Women's Studies Anywoman's Story." She has Choir of Green Bay. gories at Netscape's Open A musi- putting the all of the subjects Department at Eastern. recorded three CD's, including Besides giving musical perfor- Directory Project." cal historian, is together came from a revelation " W e her newest CD mances. Gribi will also be diving Despite all Gribi's activities, what you could she had about folk music. She thought she "The Womansong into the academic arena while at she said her greatest satisfaction possibly call said after looking and listening would be an Collection." She Eastern. She will be visiting three comes when someone rushes up her. You could to folk music for so long, she ideal way to has also been classes: Women In American to her and says, "I never realized also call her a realized most of the songs either celebrate ranked among the History. Introduction to Women's women had so much history of storyteller, but neglect to mention women or Women's Top Ten Artists Studies and Women Writers and their own." no matter what speak of them in a negative History by the National Conservation and Environmental Gribi will be performing her you call her, she light. Month," said 7:30 p.m. Women's Radio Problem: Sustainability in. program "A Musical Romp is a woman. "Just because women don't I s a b e 11 e Play List. Appalachia. Gribi will South Room, Through Women's History" G e r r i seem to be present, doesn't mean White, direc- Gribi gathered "As well as women's history, tonight at 7:30 in the South Room speak as part Gribi is a they weren't there. It means we tor of Keen Johnson her collection of she is really concerned with envi- of the Keen Johnson Building. of women's singer/song- lost them somehow," said Gribi at Women's songs from the ronmental issues." White said. The program is being sponsored studies series writer who also a performance at the University of Studies. BuMng Library of Gribi is also very involved with by the Women's Studies studied history Wisconsin-Stevens Point. Gribi. who Congress Archive the Internet and learning how to Department and the President's and uses her Gribi decided to find the lost also plays the of Folk Culture to make it work for her. Office. knowledge and vocal cords to cel- women and to celebrate them by mountain dulcimer and guitar, her Appalachian roots. She also "I've been using the net for Admission is free and every- ebrate women. She will be per- singing about their struggles and has been recognized nationwide writes about topics in women's the about six years now, and in one is invited to attend. For forming one of her programs enti- victories through out the years. and has made several appear- history and music, and has been the past two I've spent more more information call the tled "A Musical Romp Through Gribi. who was raised in ances performing her music. She published in academic journals time researching, writing and Women's Studies Department at Women's History" in celebration Kentucky and Ohio, has a particu- has written and performed music such as Minerva and Feminist teaching about it." Gribi said. "I 622-2913. POPS to raise money Women's activitist group joins campus organizations BY JAIME VMSON lighting installed on campus." Hollon said the organization is in the psychology department, for music scholarships News editor she said. "The tentative schedule doing a lot to get students said she got involved because for the walk is April 12." involved. Eastern has added one more this was an issue that interested Hollon said the women's "I've been posting fliers, send- her. BVJAMEGAOOB John Merz and performed by student organization. activist group is also sponsoring ing e-mails, and anything we can Kaelan Hollon. a philosophy "I work with Kaelan Hollon on Staff Writer the Trumpet Ensemble as well a growth-op about eating disor- get in the Progress or on the the advisory committee for the as many other pieces will be major from Stanton. has formed ders and cultural beauty stan- The 14th annual "Pops radio," Hollon said. Women's Study Program." Wells performed by the other groups. a women's activist group. Hollon dards. Hollon said there are many said. Spectacular" will be Saturday. Dr. Joseph Allison will close said she has been involved in March 4 to raise money for the The group is reasons for stu- Wells said that after Hollon the concert by conducting all the activism since she was 13. attending a dents to get Eastern Department of Music "I put in an application at the started the organization, she musicians in a performance of "I feminist expo involved. realized they needed an adviser Scholarship Fund. The event will Believe in America." end of last semester." Hollon ** Sometimes take place at 8 March 31 "If you so she volunteered. She said this "This said. "We gained official status through April 2 have a particu- group was needed on campus. p.m. in the ______the first week of this semester." feminism is gives the public in Baltimore. lar project in "I think that it's teaching Brock and parents of Hollon said it seemed a lot of Eastern has Auditorium. considered a mind you have male/female students about our students a students from different back- nine people the freedom to women's issues," Wells said. Concertgoers grounds wanted an organization dirty word. will hear various Saturday. 8 p.m. great opportuni- attending, carry it out." "Sometimes feminism is consid- ty to see all our like this in which to participate. which Hollon Meredith Wells, Hollon said. ered a dirty word. This teaches selections per- c Brock Auditorium groups at one "It's gone really well." Hollon says this is the formed by more "There's a lot feminism concerns to everyone." event and see said. "We have 15 active mem- largest group group advisor of support, and Wells said her job as adviser than 200 student what our musk- bers." musicians. The making the a lot of leader- is lo support the students. March 7 at 8 p.m. program has to Ix»ren McCamey is the vice trip. ship." "I attend, some meetings and EKU Orchestra. president of the organization. Eastern Orchestra offer." said Rob "There will be 350 speakers The group is not only for guide (students) in what steps to University James, acting Hollon said her group has there." Hollon said. "Bonnie dray women, Hollon said. take to accomplish goals." Wells Singers, Gifford Theatre chair of many activities planned. and the philosophy department "A lot of men are involved." said. "I provide direction, and Symphonic Eastern's "We're working on distribut- helped fund this. Hollon said. "My brother (Eli help out with a lot of details." Band, Vocal Jazz Department of ing women's health issues pam- There will be over 200 train- Hollon) is the one organizing the Ensemble and Wells said a lot of good ideas Music, "and our phlets, which will include infor- ing sessions ranging from lobby- safety walk. ... We're working on circulate, but the group can get Clarinet Ensemble will present Scholarship Fund enables us to mation about self-breast exams, ing to women's health and about self-defense, and guys are caught up in the big picture. the performance. attract the brightest, most talented yeast infections, abortion and 7.000 people there." involved with that. There's a "I provide a sense of reality," Some of the highlights heard student musicians to our pro- other things." Hollon said. Hollon said many prominent broad spectrum." Wells said. will be Jimmy Buffett's gram." "We're organizing a safety speakers will be there including Hollon said Meredith Wells, Wells said Hollon has been "Margaritaville" performed by the Tickets are $10 each, can be walk with other campus organi- Gloria Steinem. the president of the group's adviser, has been doing a really good job of putting new Steel Drum Ensembles, reserved by calling 622-3266. Any zations such as the assets protec- Planned Parenthood. very dedicated. up fliers and getting students under the direction of Martin remaining tickets will be available at tion organization, student gov- "I feel like this (women's activist "She has donated tons of involved. Weir. "Fanfare for A Lost King." the door. ernment and faculty senate on a group) is making a big progres- lime." Hollon said. "There's a large membership composed by Eastern student joint proposal on getting better sive step." Hollon said. Wells, an assistant professor for a group so new," Wells said

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#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I#I Eastern student represents college —» in national music educators conference OCEANFRONT % TAN-IN % BY JENNIFER MULLMS Assistan Accent editor 623-8993 % A love of music has taken % Bridgette Wort ham many places. * Next week, she will be going to Washington D.C. to compete in You've tried the rest, the Collegiate Music Educators National Conference. Not only is now try the #1 Salon this a major honor for Eastern, but it is also a major honor for in Madison County Wortham. She was the only stu- dent chosen from Eastern. SECOND TO However, being the only one from her state really is not new NONE!! for Wortham. During her junior year in high school, she attended a nationwide flute institute at which she was the only student representing Kentucky. 12-30 min. During the conference in the beds capital city. Wortham will spend 1-15 min. Hex about four days at the conference stand-up where she will take part in Future Music Teachers of America Honors band. She will also be AIN'T NO LINE ON MY BEHIND! attending various workshops and other performances; something Photo submitted I#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1#1 she said should be interesting. Bridgette Wortham will compete next week at the Collegiate Music Educators National Conference in D.C. "I'm really excited about going. A love, which she says, does Marching Hand and. on April 30, that is something we all struggle I get to meet a lot of different peo- not come from her parents, but she will be giving a solo recital. with." ple who are involved with the same maybe skipped a generation. Wortham's music not only affects Wortham seems to be dealing thing I'm doing." said Wortham. "My parents are not musically her, but also those who know her. with it well. She has been named The thing she is doing is inclined." she said, "my sister "She has a wonderful sound to the Dean's List and plans to HEY STUDENTS: music. She has been playing the sings, my grandmother played and she is an excellent student." student teach next spring. flute since she was in the 4th (he violin and my great uncle said Richard Bromely. Eastern She also plans to go to gradu- SPRING BREAK grade. She attended middle played the organ." professor of music. ate school, although she is not school at the Youth Performing Despite where her musical One would probably wonder, sure where. But no matter where FUNDS RUNNING Art School in her hometown of abilities seem to come from, how does she find time to partici- she may go, she feels music is Louisville. In the 7th grade, she music has definitely played a pate in so many different things more than just something to LOW? began taking private lessons, and major role in her life. She has won and still do her schoolwork. It is major in. The bottoms of her her life has been filled with music several awards, both in high all a matter of perspective, said email messages all contain a ever since. school and here al Eastern, as Wortham. quote which seem to sum up how "Music has always been an well as participating in the "If I know I have a test, and I Wortham feels about music. important part of my life. It was Orchestra, Symphonic Hand and know I have to practice, then of "In a world where so many fac- never forced for me to continue. I Ihe Marching Hand. course the test will come first." tors divide us, music has the forced myself because I loved it She has also been named the said Wortham. "It is hard to bal- so much." said Wortham power to bring us together." - B. Musi Outstanding Junior in the ance everything, but I think thai Brennan. Sera-Tec Plasma Center has new fees for the new year! 'Ben and Bernie': Campus wakes up with Channel 60 Repeat donors earn: 1st • $15 2nd ■ $25 From the front the show." he said. the campus population by being a pulse lo the station. (Donations must be made in the same Mon.-Sat. week) Ben, who wants to one day radio show, which is broadcast on "We have a personality with work in television news, uses television. them." Oliver said. "We tap into New donors earn: However. Ben said Howard "Ben and Bcrnir in Ihe Morning" "Nobody wants to sit there and Bernie's energy and utilize lien's Stern would think their show was to bring current information to watch radio." Ben said. ability lo do Ihe news." 1st • $20 2nd • $25 a little tame. Eastern's students. "We're doing this for the cam- Ben said he thinks "Ben and (2nd donation made within 10 days) "I think he'd say nice attempt "I lalk about stuff that's interest- pus," Bernie said. "We're trying lo Bernie in the Morning" is a good Limited lime offer though." lien said. ing to college students." Ben said. entertain people and gel better al start for college radio. Trosper would like to see a Yel Mimic sees Ihe news por- what we do." "If Ihis is all we had to do. we'd SERA-TEC more feminine touch, hence Ihe linii of Ihe show iii a different light. The station is, however, explor- be damn good." he said. cooking segment. "I love KoofiiiK on the news. ing the possibilities of web radio, lien and Bernie said they wel- 292 SOUTH 2ND STREET "I'd like to see more balance in There's nothing more funny lli.iM a more extensive medium. come feedback. Comments and the show." she said. people who lake themselves too Bobby Oliver, program direc- music requests can be emailed to RICHMOND, KY (606) 624-9815 And Ben could not ajjree more. seriously." he said. tor for "The X." thinks "Ben and www.benandbemiciflJhotmail.com. "We need some eslrogen on Ben said il is difficult to reach Bernie in the Morning" brings a

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MBS *2 ASSOCIATION It Eastern's 5GA is one of the strongest •a, «.w in the? stat\ • llic Student (iovemmcnl Association II I flat onl> ni|tiin/aiion al I Mem thai icprrscnis The Lancaster Crosswalk finally became a reality • FSCfyoM **«> il \nu ir a student and sou liase a concern 01 supirsiton M nisi vsani 10 Students no longer have to live in fear of losing their • KIM involved vonlaU us" • Colonel Card balances over semester breaks. J Wheie 132 Powell Building Thirty-five families had food for the holidays, thanks • 8AM - 4 30 PM to -Reach-Out ' i\ I or can us at 622-1724 Freshmen now have a place in the Student Senate. I or fat us al 822-8154 • or e-mailuta\\ ku.Msi N^ttcsckucdu thanks to our constitutional revision 5 v I plus you can visit us on the web at hlbv «>. M lyeku ejn We had an Open-Forum because we really do want s «■■ • to know what you think . . and what you need! £ s . Wlilihwva utog jrou uiant. fumt contact ua> . Choc's i«»h* ">« oe rsentV1 We created a Ad-Hoc Committee on Minority Affairs to give a microscopic look into the needs and wants of minority students on campus Our Committee on Minority Affairs hosted a "Conversation on Race* which was the first step in identifying opportunities for general improvement in the eyes of our minority students > 2 /J mmiiufm {torn 4ftn4* Sbtd*U /ZcxLf. fattfdmd We published and delivered your Student Directory. x s AH of our recommendations for your Student Technology Fee were utilized, producing computers in the residence Fellow Colonels- halls. FREE Resume Expert through Career Services, plus numerous enhancements in the computer labs around fl I would like to apologize to each of you for the confusion that the recent coverage of campus *L SCA, and myself, has no doubt caused you. I take this opportunity to clarify to each of Fall 2000 will have 435 new parking spaces in addition to a w you that nothing un-constitutional or illegal has happened on the part ofSGA. My restructuring the parking zones to make parking safer and more convenient for you1 ! & problems with full time status are just that, my problems. While I admit that they were .- i. We supported RHA's successful endeavor to change the not solved in a timely manner, I do assure you thai they are solved. I am a full time Housing Policy to 21-60. .S student, and your full time President. 1 Each change causes ripples, no matter how great or small the change is. It's important w to move on, and focus on what's important after that ripple occurs. I, and the rest of AND THERE'S MORE TO COME!!! We are your Senate, are ready to focus on what's important: YOt/.' Please let me know if and working on several things, RKiHT SOW, that will help I when I can help you.' yvtt while at EKV!

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B6 Thursday, March 2. 2000 The Eastern Progress ► The end of the season Road to OVC title ends in Murray nine-point deficit they faced at third of its 12 attempts. The shooting. In the end, the Lady Colojiejs Murray beats Eastern in the first half time. Racers put up six shots from Susan Hatcher led the Lady fell six points short ' • Eastern came out of the locker behind the arc, making four. Colonels with 12 points, connect- Eastern played tough ,al| round of the OVC tournament room and shot an amazing 51 per- The story of the game was the ing on six of 11 from the field. semester. Perhaps the biggest disap- BY JEREMY STEVENSON The game was closer in the cent in the second half. The play of Eastern's guards. The usu- Mikki Bond contributed 11 points pointment of the evening comes Sports editor second half than it was the first. Racers shot very well in the sec- ally potent duo of Teresa McNair and Candice Finley added 10 in The first half saw the Lady ond half as well, making 45 per- and senior Maria Gearhart com- the loss. with Maria Gearhart closing, put The Lady Colonels season Colonels shoot 32 percent from cent of their shots from the field. bined to score 17 points in 66 min- Murray had two of its her career on the hard wood .as. a came to an end Tuesday night the field. Murray blistered the For the game. Murray shot 47 utes. Gearhart and McNair were starters score over 20 points. Lady Colonel. Throughout her in Racer country. The ladies nets in the first stanza, hitting 13 percent, while the Colonels shot the only two starters not to reach Monika Gadson scored 22 career, she has exemplified hard traveled to Murray for their of 26 shots. 41. double figures. points on 60 percent shooting work, teamwork and individual first round OVC tournament The second half belonged to The three point shot played lit- Gearhart finished her brilliant from the field. Guard Heather excellence on and of the court. game, the women were defeat- the lady Colonels, but they did tle role in the game. For the career in maroon and white with Bates finished the game with 21 Coaches, teammates and fans will ed 67-61. not have enough to overcome the game, Eastern connected on one- only nine points on four for 12 points. miss Maria. • ,•;

Colonels Colonels end regular season squeeze with home win over SEMO out OT win BY ANDREW KEBSY up a basket and was fouled. She Sports writer missed the free throw, and SEMO came down the court and nailed a 79-72 Coach Larry Joe Inman could jumper to inch within one. '••*•" have compared himself to Colonel BY JOHN HAYS Both clubs continued!to Hannibal Smith from the A-Team Sports writer exchange leads until Eastern's on Saturday as his lady Colonels Hatcher scored four more points With Maria Gearhart pouring in defeated Southeast Missouri in off on driving lay ups giving the 26 points and a defense, which overtime 91-86. lady Colonels a four-point advari- forced 24 turnovers along with 20 The famous words uttered by tage. SEMO took a 20-second steals, the Lady Colonels defeated actor George Preppard, "I love it timeout trailing 67-63 with 8:36 la the Eastern Illinois Lady Panthers when a plan comes together," at go in the game. '. ■ 79-72 at Paul McBrayer Arena last the end of each episode could After the timeout. SEMO Thursday night. have described the Lady Colonels turned the ball over off of a The difference tonight was the in their win over Hughsto'n turnovers and steals." said head Southeast foul. Eastern coach Iarry Inman. "I don't think the Missouri. a I love It whan a went up- six score is indicative of the way we Eastern found after Finley played and I have to give our kids a themselves with plan comas laid in a soft- k>t of credit for the way they played." their backs together. shot off -a The Lady Colonels (12-14 over- against the wall dish from all. 9-8 OVC), who lead the OVC when SEMO's Hannibal Smith, Gearhart/ in both turnover margin (8.76 a Kristy Roherty The A-team SEMO -was game) and steals (13.28), demon- stepped up to the down six strated their knack for disrupting charity stripe to » until sharp- the opponent midway through the potentially win the shooter Paula first half. Down by two points and game. If she had Corder-Khig following a Mikki Bond steal, hit both free throws with only scored four in a row to bring the Gearhart connected on a three- four seconds left in the game. Lady Tigers within two. pointer from the right corner Eastern would have walked off Eastern was forced to call a "20- starting an 11-2 run. Eastern took the floor with another loss. second timeout to regroup after the lead 19-12. Much like the A-Team, the SEMO went on a quick run. The" The Lady Colonels took their Colonels looked as if they might Lady Colonels led 71-69 with; largest lead, 41-24. heading into lose the battle in the end. Instead, 4:36 remaining in the game.- the locker room at halftime. they crafted a thrilling overtime SEMO came out and tied the Eastern's largest lead of the victory and the A-Team always game after the timeout. Eastern; game, 6345, came after a Candice seemed to build a car or secret came back and Finley was- Finley jumper in the lane. The weapon to bust them out of jam in fouled on a shot. She hit one-of. lady Panthers tried to come back order to preserve humanity and two from the charity stripe; only to be denied by Eastern's escape the clutches of Colonel before a media timeout. • tenacious defense. After a pair of Decker. Eastern pushed its lead to 76^ steals by freshman Teresa McNair, The Colonels trailed SEMO at 73 and then Corder-King gave! Gearhart connected on two free the half 39-40 in a seesaw battle. SEMO the lead when she sparked; throws giving Eastern a 77-60 lead Freshman Teresa McNair scored a 4-0 run with just 1:08 to go in; with 1:22 left in the game. on a lay up to give Eastern the regulation. Eastern took a 20-sec-! The lady Colonels held EIU to lead 41-39 10 seconds into the sec- (Hid timeout 37.7 percent shooting for the ond half. SEMO would storm After the timeout, the lady; game. Eastern connected on 42 back with seven unanswered Colonels set up a play. Giving .the- percent of its shots. points to force a 4741 lead with ball to guard Mikki Bond.ishe! EIU scored 12 unanswered points 17:41 left in the game. scored on the baseline with' 4-3; giving the game its final margin. The Lady Colonels (13-14 over- seconds remaining. "I'm disappointed the way we all, 10-8 OVC) were held score- Trailing 78-77. SEMO earned finished the game," Inman said, less for over two minutes. Point down the court and Roherty t«0k; "but we had a lot of new people in guard Maria Gearhart hit a three the final shot of regulation. She; there and they made some mis- which sparked a 10-4 run to tie was fouled by Gearhart, and had; takes they shouldn't have made." the game at 53. The lady Tigers the chance to win the game if she.' Candice Finley turned in (11-16 overall, 7-11 OVC) would cashed in on both free thrpws; another fine performance with a rally again to regain the lead 56-53 Roherty made only one of two,; final tally of 20 points on 10 of 17 behind the inside play of center forcing overtime. shooting from the field and four Regan Hughston. In overtime, McNair scored steals. Gearhart connected on SEMO led Eastern for the next nine of her 20 points leading; eight of 12 shots, including three three minutes until forward Susan the Colonels to a dominating; of six from behind the three-point Hatcher exploded for six straight overtime victory. SEMO could' line. buckets to give Eastern its second only manage eight points in the "Our transition game was a key," lead of the half 59-58. Eastern extra period against Eastern's said (iearhart "We denied the pass- would come back down the court 13. .; ing lanes, had good backside help Corey Wilson/Progress and push the lead to three after and. losing two games last week, we Zoey Artist dished down low to needed this one going into the tour- Senior Maria Gearhart drives to the basket for one of the last times in maroon and white. center Candice Finley. Finley laid nament next week."

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BY JOHN HAYS home run by Chapman. Albright loaded blast. Champan went three Eastern up 3-0. inning and three more in the for six. with five RBl's and three The women's tennis teafti; Sports writer scattered nine hits over eight Furman countered with four fifth in route to an 11-4 route of innings in his first win of the sea- runs scored in the game. Basil runs in the bottom of the first, the Paladins. hosts three home matches • Coach Jim Ward and the son. contributed with three RBI's and putting the Paladins ahead to Second baseman Adam Basil this weekend. Wright State '■ Colonel baseball team ventured The barrage began in the top four runs. stay. led Eastern, going four for four, comes to Richmond at noon '. into Greenville, S.C. last Saturday of the fifth with the score tied at Sophomore Nic Lively came on The Colonels did have a knocking in two runs and scoring on Friday; Western Carolina; hoping to snap a three-game los- two. in the ninth to preserve the win, chance to tie the game in the two. Saturday at 5 p.m., an OVC Ilayer of the Year as a U part in determining the team's suc- upcoming tournament. sophomore. Swanson has gotten But will we finish higher? cess. Upcoming home games at off. to a quick start this year crank- "All of the freshman are going Mood Field include a March 14 Apr. 23 MTSU* ing •« n"«i JJ_^ '-...t ....■■ »■ ■ • •■■ *.th*' . ■ • is.,,..- /

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BY JOHN HAYS ures while holding Eastern to a Mark Britton's three-pointer Hoskin, Henry Domercant poured Sports writer season low 26.7 shooting percent- and a layup by Hill along with a in seven straight points to give age, including two of 21 from three minute scoring drought by EIU a 70-36 lead. The Panthers As the old saying goes, "When behind the arc. Paced by Craig Eastern gave the Panthers a 43-21 went op a 20-11 run to end the half-time advantage. contest and complete a season CREAT TANNING it rains it pours." With no mention Lewis and Kyle Hill, the Panthers RICHMuNl* ' .ASS TANNING *ft. jr. of clearing in the forecast, the took the a 4-2]ead on a John Smith The Colonels could not get sweep of the Colonels. . Bulbs iBrllarium PI Eastern Kentucky Colonels lay-up with 18:12 to go in llit.Iirsi any closer than 20 points in the Sam Hoskin. who finished the donned their rain gear and the half and did not look back. second half as the Panthers came game with 16 points and five Eastern Illinois Panthers poured Two jump shots by Colonel big out otthe locker room hotter rebounds, led the Colonels. into McBrayer Arena. last man Sam Hoskin cut the lead to than ever. After two Whitney Lavoris Jerry pitched in with six first Thursday evening; and in mon- 11-6, but the Panthers countered Robinson free throws and a points and four rebounds. soon fashion, EIU flooded the with a 14-2 run that gave EIU a 25- resounding dunk from Hoskin, Eastern Illinois was led in scor- visit Colonels with their worst home 8 advantage midway through the I.ewis connected on three consec- ing by Craig Lewis with 19 points, loss ever, 90-47. first half. Hoskin followed with a utive baskets, making the score followed by Hill's 18. Domercant Eastern Illinois (14-10. 10-6) layup and two' free throws to cut 57-24. and Britton each scored 15 points New Bulbs! placed four players in double fig- the lead. Following two free throws by for the Panthers.

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"But we definitely learned from it." FIZZ: 1. to make a hissing Fizzgig lists bands like Smashing Pumpkins, Radio Head or sputtering sound, 2. to and Super Drag as influences. show excitement or exhilara- Their new demo, Orange, has a tion. mixture of different sounds and GIG: 1. a person of odd or lyrics. grotesque appearance, 2. to work "Most of our songs aren't nega- as a musician. tive in any way," said drummer FIZZGIG: 1. A kick-ass Mike Paolucci. "Our music powerful band from reflects the way we Cincinnati who will are and our life expe- soon be playing in IN riences." Richmond. They have Fizzgig's musical absolutely nothing to message will keep do with the above fans guessing from mentioned definitions. song to song. Songs Fizzgig, a six-year- may start fast and end old, guitar-driven up slow. This band is crew, originates from definitely not one of Cincinnati and is those who sound the known throughout same in every song. parts of Oh io and "There is such a Kentucky. BM diversity of our songs, "Me and Mike especially in our styles (Paolucci) have been of beats," said bassist together since we were Dan Schwartz. "The music shows really little," said bassist Dan different views and angles about Schwartz. "Evan (Brass) and everything." Garry (Zink) got with us in eighth Since they do have such a dif- grade and we've been together ferent sound, Fizzgig really can't (ever) since." be pigeonholed into one genre of Although once considered a music. local Cinci band, Fizzgig has aspi- "We hate it when people ask us rations of being the new regional what type of band we are," Zink quartet to talk about. said. "The question is so hard to To name a few of their success- answer." es, during the fall of '99, they won "We suppose We are an alterna- the University of Louisville's tive rock band," Brass added. Battle of the Bands. The most "That is the closest way to recent accomplishment was play- describe ourselves." Looking forward. ing in the Ernie Ball National Fizzgig will make an appear- The boys in Fizzgig are ready to get serious Competition, which started with ance at M.F. Hooligans on March 4,000 of the most talented bands and start looking to the 9. in the country. And where did future in regard to their "We are excited about playing," music. these boys end up? Playing Paolucci said. "There seems to be against the top 16 unsigned bands a cycle of the same bands and Lett: Fizzgig is (from across the nation in Dallas, Texas. now there will be someone new left): guitarist/vocalist They will also be playing at the Evan Brass; bassist on the scene." Dan Schwartz; drum- Fizzgig Festival on the U of L "Live bands don't have much campus April 3. mer Mike Paolucci and support though," Schartz said. guitarist/vocalist Garry Although they have only been "We need to get everyone to come Zink. playing seriously for a few out and give bands a chance." months, they have achieved what many only dream of. wtNplayHarcfel "We made mistakes that we Photos by Corey have learned from," said guitarist WfcwVEDGE Garry Zink. "The whole experience in mak- ing it to Dallas had its ups and downs," said guitarist Evan Brass. i Hello! I Something big's going on over Lexington

gies, Jefferies noticed some shortcomings in the way With a burning national labels treat their passion for artists. music, and a "Most are very poor with niche for busi- their interpersonal skills," he ness, Stephan said. "They use [artists] and Jefferies, 28, decided in treat them pretty badly. We October of 1997 he wanted to offer more management, more start a record label. so than the big labels. Most "I did it because I didn't labels sign a band, record their want to lead a normal life," CD, put it out and that's about said Jefferies, who is the CEO all they do. We offer the bands of Global Music Group, ICC, tour booking capabilities An eye on Lexington. which is head of Hello which for many bands, such as Gloria Bills or South 75 who Well, at least on the Records. "I find it satisfying Lexington music scene. [to be in the record business] have never been on tour, it's Stepfan Jefferies, above, because I'm not in a band, but hard—it's tough to book your runs Hello Records from th€( I still put out good music." own tour. We can at least get top floor at 100 East Vine The company started only as these guys started." Street in Lexington. a sideline for Jefferies and his John Mann, of the band Jefferies started the label in partner Tony Patino. Together Pleasureville, says being affili- 1997 with his partner Tony the two concentrate on finding ated with Hello has been an Patino. What started as a bands which sing American important asset to the band. sideline has now turned intc rock 'n' roll, punk rock and "Hello Records has definite- a career for the competitive country/rock. The first two ly helped with our success," Jefferies. Hello has signed albums released under the Mann said. "Without them we several area bands over the label came out in April of couldn't have gotten our expo- past year-and-a-half. 1998. The ball started rolling sure in venues like quickly from there. Philadelphia and New York Left: South 75 guitarist Last summer, Jefferies and last summer. We've put out Lance Landreth, right, joins Patino made the leap and two records already, it's been Gloria Bills bassist Jerad great." Morse during a recent M.F. made Hello Records their Hooligans show which also career. Their mission: to get Pleasureville has been with featured The .357s. All local bands recognized. Hello for the past year and a three bands are on the Now they have two offices. half. Hello label. Stepfan Patino is head of the Tampa Hello Records gets bands Jefferies made a rare club branch, and Jefferies of. the started and then sticks with appearance to attend the main office in them as they show. Lexington. grow. Unlike Jefferies operates most record the business with labels, Hello is some of the not concerned with its artists strategies major Ptiolo* by Cof»y Witoon/EC record labels use. selling hundreds "To operate of thousands of like a real busi- copies of their ness, we have'to CDs, nor are guys that sign on, 'don't country and essentially the of the Central Kentucky band j operate with they pushing to worry if you aren't making world. The company does a lot out there. We really focus on some of the same turn their artists five million [dollars], if you to market bands who sign on the development of our strategies," he into superstar make $30,000 and can live and the label. Making the artists band. We nurture them. Othe said. "Major millionaires. have fun, that's great too.' We available to as many retailers labels record them and put labels do a lot of "It would be are capitalizing on the growth and customers around the them out. We nurture bands."] marketing, and great if some of of mid-range sales. Major world is a major concern for The attitude is what many that's something our bands could record labels see that as a the company. bands like and respect about, loss." we do well. Also, we record in sell 60,000 "We are trying to create new the company. good studios so our projects records—we'd be dancing in An extensive publicity pro- circuits for some of our more "We got involved with are just as good of quality as the street naked," Jefferies gram allows Hello Records to unknown bands, so they can Hello by some friends who the large labels." said. "But at the same time, promote its bands on the be exposed and become regu- said they were a pretty good Though Hello Records may I'm happy with them selling radio, in retail outlets and lars," Jefferies said. company to work with," said| use some of the same strate- 5,000—and I always tell the advertisements in magazines "We use the notoriety of our and publications around the West Coast bands to get some continues on next page Continued from page 4 Message From Hello: Nine new albums to be released in next two months Paul Ben Phelan of Pointus CoPilot, who has a CD coming out in 8 April. "We've only been with them since December, and so far, they've been gems and I trusted us to make the right decisions for the band." 1 One goal of the company is to get bands and their music rec- ■ay. HUM ap hays and ognized by the general public. I Jefferies is a strong believer that there is a quality of music out ef the Last there other than what is played on the radio. He thinks that tat the 57 Chevy popular music today doesn't even measure up to most of ■asfcet and kept me all the what is not popular as far as song writing and quality is con- cerned. Now, Hello Records is ventur- il ing out and exploring other gen- res in music beside good old American rock. A new label is in Above: The band America. the works called will generate several million Gloria Bills plays at True Villain Records and is con- visitors to the Internet stores per M.F. Hooligans. centrating solely on hip-hop. year, and thus, create massive Gloria Bills are just one of several area Based in the Bronx, NY, the retail sales. After being kept quiet, Hello bands signed to the label expects its first release in Hello label. Hello isn't recordsmith June or July of 2000. Records is making its way into afraid to cross genres Other new labels are not out the mainstream music industry. either. Punk, alterna- of the question for Jefferies. With distribution across the tive country and alter- "If some fifteen year old girl globe and worldwide bands native rock bands are signed on, Hello Records is included in their line- came in here and sang knock up. out country music, I would just slowly climbing towards the start a whole new label and give top. Left: Members of them a chance," Jefferies said. "I definitely was surprised South 75, Gloria Bills "Most record labels concentrate when we had the global success and a few fans join (being from Lexington]," said together on stage at POSTERS / T-SHWTS / STICKERS on one genre be it all punk or all M.F Hooligans. country and I'm trying to keep Jefferies. "I'm a competitive per- WE PAY CASH FOR us from appearing that way. At son and I want to take it as big the same time, however, it as it can go can and still main- YOUR CDs & TAPES! would be a strain to put hip-hop tain integrity. It's very hard to Photos by Corey on Hello's label." maintain integrity and respect WHson/EDGE Expansion and progression while at the same time running wmiwwx has allowed the company to a successful business. I'm not branch into three divisions. doing this to march around Jefferies is head of the actual town looking like Mr. Cool, record label, which signs the which has been the trend in the bands and records the music. past. I'm doing this because it's Patino is in charge of creative and fun." One Source Music, In the future, which deals with all Jefferies hopes to the tour booking for start more successful the bands. The third labels and continue division, the fastest to have a good time. growing of the three, The idea is to fran- is GMG Network chise. Though being Internet division. the top record label Hello Records has in the world would BUY»SELL«TRADE^CONSIGN developed software be awesome, Jefferies which allows radio says he is happy stations to have their with just being suc- Specializing in Guitar & Amp Repair own personal, cus- cessful with what he tomized, online Steelan latteries does. music store. In the next four Now scheduling Customers can buy weeks, Hello will CDs, T-Shirts, release albums from posters and concert The .357s and Rabby BASS AND GUITAR LESSONS tickets both from bands signed Feeber. Another seven albums on to the Hello label and from from other artists will be 106 South Third Street big name popular bands. Tour released by May. dates are posted and musical Richmond, KY 40475 instruments are also sold on the 606-623-FRET (3738) websites. In the near future. Hello For more information about Hello Records, visit Records will be moving the Internet division to Atlanta . Band m where a large media company links are also included at the light. I Just Left of Center 1 Alternative indie comics lurking slightly outside the mainstream

Since the inception of comic books in American culture, comics have been thought of as stories and drawings for chil- dren. Well times have ious changed, and so have comics. sto- Comics are not for kiddies anymore, folks. ries that Adrian Tomine, a 23-year-old will college student at Berkeley in crack a Calif., writes and draws his own comic called Optic Nerve. Of funny course, Tomine's book gets pub- bone. lished and distributed through- One such out the country by a small story was press comic book company about him called Drawn & Quarterly. and his Nevertheless, Tomine's girlfriend comic works prove that riding on comics have grown up. the subway "I don't think that arguing comics are anymore whether important than other Consiglio print media, I just wish should eat that they wouldn't be chocolate cake viewed as inherently for dinner and inferior or juvenile," then deciding if Anything he should write a Tomine said. can be told and said Tomine's stories story about it. in independent comics. True and art in Optic Nerve The cartoon art of to life, autobiographical, his- Consiglio fits his walk the line of real- torical, mythological, fiction- ism. Each story is sense of humor, al and stories that are just about different wise-cracking stories downright fun and silly. characters dealing in Double Cross. The Serious poetry, for all with their interactions and cartooning brings back you poetry lovers, can be covered in a memories of classic involvement in social situations and small press comic book. want- interpersonal relationships. Optic Nerve ropes. issues of Mad Magazine. For example, John Porcellino's King- ed to do was The point of the small is considered one of the best indepen- In the inde- Cat, whidi is self-published by be an artist and musi- dents in the comic book underground. pendent or alternative press and independent Porcellino, has zen poetry included in cian. comic books is, for what- As for Tomine's attitudes on working cdrnic-bookr stories can be about the comic. Porcellino takes the poem The art of Sacco's books are done in in the underground comic field, he just anything and the art can be done in the ever kind of story a person and draws pictures to accompany the his style of detailed cartooning. wants to read, and whatever aesthetic does what his work is labeled. / artistesownjndividual style, which he. writings. According to Chris Oliveros, publish- "I do alternative comics because i rdrshe sees/fitting to the type of story^f_ value the eye wants to see, it can be The drawings by Porcellino are done er of the small-press company Drawn & lound and done in the simple comic that's the label that's been put on th^ / being told, in simplistic, very minimal lines creat- Quarterly, factors included in his selec- type of work I do," he said. "1 think/m^ ■Independent comic book creator book. ing effects, which make the comic a tion of indie artists for Drawn & Comics even have the potential to be itories and art ate actually fairly rrwkirt." Debbie Diechsler also does a comic _ beautiful indie book. Quarterly consist of their ability to stream, but then the comics business is boot for Drawn & Quarterly called Pulitzer Prize winning material. In 1992, Another example of how anything write, draw and storytelling. Art Spiegelman's Maus, A Survivor's aretty I >« i c k wa ret-." Nowhere. can be told in indie comics is Palestine "They had to have an innate sensibili- ■, M.iiiistream cnmii-s can be summed / t-'Jfdo alternative comics because the Tale won the Pulitzer Prize. and Soba, two titles by journalist Joe ty as to make it all work," Oliveros said. In Maus, Spiegelman tells the com- up in' two wpras, Marvel and DC. Of ' rrfaOiurn MlBmy artistic desires," Sacco. But in the business of small press and jpurae O^ere are other mainstream Drechs'ler^id, "I like stories and I like pelling story of his father's life in World In Palestine, Sacco takes the readers on independents, anyone with an idea and War it. Spiegleman's father was a Jew 7oTl6e.cJ|bp»»i»*, $ut Marvel and DC drawing and 1 can do both together in the sojourn of his journalistic coverage story to tell can create an indie comic. are the big guns running the show in in the Nazi prison camps of Auschwitz. comics." of the conflict in the Middle East Similar to the self-published King-Cat, the mainstream market. ■ In Drechsler's Nowhere comic, Maus is done in traditional comic between the Palestinians and the Tony Consiglio's Double Cross is his book fashion, with the Nazis being In the Marvel/DC style, stories are Drechsler writes autobiographical, com- Israelis. Sacco investigates the conflict own self-published comic. Consiglio commonly centered around super- ing of age stories in her own personal, depicted as cats and the Jews as mice. between the two factions of people by works a day job in New York, and on heroes and fantasy-based situations. artistic style. The coloring of the book is Comics can depict all aspects and interviewing and socializing with both the side, he self-publishes his own Adult themes are covered in these sto- unique to comics because it is only two expressions of life, the good and the sides to see each other's personal view comic book. bad, like any other book, piece of art, ries, but these books are still considered tones and it looks similar to watercol- and experiences from the situation. juvenile. ors "I really enjoy doing them," said music or film. Comics are another medi- In Soba, Sacco covers the 1992-95 Consiglio about indie comics. "Whether The art in mainstream comics Is "The reason I do comics such as um for self-expression and understand- Bosnian War. Sacco tells the gripping I make money or whether I don't m.iki' extravagant and flashy. Superheroes are Nowhere is that I have a story to tell and ing. story of a young man named Soba who money, I still enjoy doing comics." rendered as super-sized, muscled gods this seems to me to be the best way to According to Oliveros the aesthetic is dragged into the war. All Soba really In Double Cross, Consiglio's tells hilar- doing impossible stunts with webs and tell it," Drechsler said Continued on page 8 Want comicsP Here's where

In Richmond: Castle Komix, 205 S. Third Street. This is one of two stores in the Richmond area. Primarily, Castle Komix carries mainstream titles, but indie comics can sometimes be found. Castle Komix will also make special orders for those really hard to find indepen- dents. Heroes Retreat, 218 S. Porter Drive Heroes Retreat also carries mostly mainstream comics, but special orders can be fulfilled. In Lexington: Red Rock Collectibles, 929 Liberty Rd. Red Rock carries the widest selection of indepen- dent comics in the area. Recent titles and back issues of the latest and greatest comics can be found and ordered from Red Rock. Thee Olde Book Shoppe, Euclid Ave. (across from I.ynagh's Music Club). At this shop, in the back issue boxes, some wonderful treasures can be found if you search long enough. (I found Joe Mart's Peepshow #1 from Drawn & Quarterly. This issue is really hard to find, but after digging through sev- eral boxes in the main- stream section it surpris- ingly turned up.)

All comics pictured are from Drawn & Quarterly and used by permission. Optic Nerve is drawn and written by Adrian Tomine. Sot" Boy is drawn and See page eight for written by Archer Prewitt. Peep Show is drawn and written by Joe Matt. Pictured Bryan Wilsons top indie above is a sample from Dirty Plotle, which is drawn and written by Julie comic picks ami some Doucet At right is a sample from The Same Old Story by Maurice Vellekcop cool comic Web sites. 2? Alternative comics: Not for the kiddies Writers Choices Continued from page 7 indie publishers, such as value of comics is reaching Fantagraphics and Drawn & intJiB comic Bryan Wilson's top comic picks J greater levels of possibilities. Quarterly, have grown to add "Just over time we're getting more titles to their catalogs. won sites i. Drawn & Quarterly. 3. King-Cat by John a larger volume of work," One of the most successful titles of the 90s was Eightball by Porcellino. Oliveros said. "Over a 10 or 15- Anything from this small- year period, you can really see Daniel Clowes. Eightball, which i is put out by Fantagraphics, is press Canadian publisher is so Porcellino has one of the best that we (the small press comic good it's hard to pick the best indie/mini comics around. book community) have a keeper. Stories, which Clowes depicts in his cartoon one. If you can find anything Hailing from Illinois, Porcellino improved a lot." by Drawn & Quarterly, pick it gives autobiographical stories, The underground comic style, are often terrifying, funny, and bittersweet. up! Great enjoyment awaits in history stories of jazz musicians, movement began to promi- a Drawn & Quarterly comic. and sometimes his renditions of nently surface in Clowes takes the reader on stories, which Anything from autobiogra- poems into comic book art. the 60s and its phy, history, surreal, fiction, Porcellino's art style adds to the anti-war move- leave them para- As for the ins and outs of noid, and feeling and even stories about Huxley story's cleverness. ment. As revolu- actually creating your own deathly ill all and Leary's friendship and tion and protest comic and shooting for star- over, adding cold their adventures in psyche- 4. Magic Whistle by Sam began in the U.S. dom, Debbie Dreschler gives sweats for punch. delia. on a political and some advice. Henderson. One of his best social level, a rev- "For people who want to do and highly olution in comics alternative comics, be patient, be 2. Eightball by Daniel This mini-comic is for every regarded serial- began with independently wealthy," Clowes. one who just wants to laugh ized stories in Dreschler said. "Also, in my (and I mean laugh). Some of Robert Crumb Eightball is and other artists experience, you pretty much Eightball is a sure-fire win- Henderson's stories make no Ghoshvorld. sense. You scratch your head putting out have to spend all of your time ner. All of Clowes stories have Ghostworld is the getting the comic done. So you'd something interesting to say, and say "That was so stupid, anthology-sized comics. bittersweet tale of two female better really like doing it because even if it is sometimes a strange but it was the funniest thing."(If The 70s and 80s saw a small best friends, Enid and Becky, you have no idea of this feeling, it's going to be your life!" read. Some of the characters decline in the indies, but some and their relationship from pick up Magic Whistle). ground-breaking comics began In issue 13 of Double Cross, drawn in Clowes surreal, graduating high school and haunting cartoon style have in this time frame, including their attempt at life afterwards. Tony Consiglio goes through 5. Spit and a Half. the Hernandez Brothers' Love the pains and hardships of self- some of the most peculiar, and Ghoshvorld is currently being strang psychosis. These charac- & Rockets, and the longest run- thrown around by film devel- publishing. In today's comput- This is another small-press ning independent to the pre- er age, with a scanner, paper ters would be at home in any of company with so many good opers as a full-length feature film director David Lynch's sent date Dave Sim's Cerebus. film. and a little ingenuity, your own titles that it's hard to make a The 90s up to the present mini-comic could be done. films. Oftentimes a Clowes choice. This company is based A documentary about story gives me cold sweats and date have seen the largest Robert Crumb is currently on See for yourself, check out in Illinois, and is home to King- surge in independents as of some indie comics, and you sick feelings in my stomach Cat. Comics on the Spit and a video. Interviews with Crumb that last a few days. Blah! yet. Small press companies and his family discusses might find they're actually Half catalog are very similar to have multiples and the larger Crumb's life and work. pretty dam cool. King-Cat. Check'em out.

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Lisa Tatum is 18 years old, has red hair and drives a Who said 6,200-pound, super modified, two-wheel drive Chevy S-10. But only for competition. Truck pulling competition, that is. motorsports aim Tatum graduated from Nelson County High School last spring. Born and raised in Bardstown, Ky, she has been driving a pulling truck compet- for girls? itively since she was 16 years old. itively in 1985. Her brother, T.J., image one might expect from a name Foolish Pleasure embla- broadcasts most of the events "Instead of getting my [learn- started when he turned 16 in truck-pulling driver. She's well zoned on the side in purple. nationwide. In The Driver's er's] permit, I put on my fire 1993. So, in 1997, Lisa simply spoken, yet authoritative. It is For her 17th birthday, Tatum Seat, a show on ESPN2, high- suit and got in the truck," followed in her family's foot- easy to see the determination, designed her own fire suit. The lights the events and snippets Tatum said. steps. which helps her win competi- suit is a deep grape color, sport- of interviews with the drivers. She is one of the Her mother is the only mem- tions. ing the name of her truck "On Sunday, most families youngest drivers in ber of the family Lisa competes almost every amidst a backdrop of black and go to church, then come home the sport, and one "ImstaaMot who is not involved weekend. When she turned 16, white checkers. and watch cartoons or some- of only approxi- in the sport. The her father graciously stepped "I wanted something more thing," Tatum said. "We all get mately four women Tatum family owns down, allowing her to use his feminine," she said. together and watch ourselves to compete. an auto-parts store truck. Now he serves as Lisa's Her fingernails have purple on ESPN." Truck pulling is a in Bardstown, crew chief. T.J. still drives a flames, her "lucky flames," air- Many people scoff at, what relatively new where Lisa's father, truck in the competitions; a brushed onto the tips. The appears to be, the simplicity of sport, akin to tractor mother and brother truck named Extreme Pleasure. events she is competing in are the sport. pulling. work. Lisa's mom T.J. and Lisa compete against underlined in purple ink on her "People always ask me if "The object is to merely tapes her one another in almost every schedule. they can drive my truck," pull a sled weighing family's competi- competition. This season, Lisa is compet- Tatum said. "1 tell them, 'If you 60,000 pounds or tions. "I love my brother," Tatum ing on the nationwide ATPA can start it all by yourself, then more down a 300 "My Mom's kind said. "He is my mentor in so circuit. Last summer, Lisa's you can drive it as much as you 0 foot dirt track," she of the cheerleader many ways. We compete every competitions took her to places want." said, "to see who of the bunch," weekend, yet he tunes my as varied and far-flung as According to Lisa, it takes can go the farthest." Tatum said with a engine and gives unconditional Florida, Pennsylvania, two or three people to even Tatum's father sparked the grin. support, no matter who is win- Missouri, New York and Texas. start the vehicle. Once you get family's interest in the sport In fact, Lisa smiles a lot. She's ning." The ATPA, in conjunction tall, slim and chic, hardly the Lisa's truck is white with the with ESPN2 and Speedvision, when he began driving compel continues on page 10 Continued from page 9 Live EDGE Tatum tackles truck pulling started, there are other aspects to growing, and this year on consider, such as manning both ESPN2, truck pulling is getting tt5ILRntSmt the right and left brakes. more coverage than drag racing. i "It's a lot to think about in a In the predominately male short amount of time," Tatum world of truck pulling, Lisa is says as she shrugs. like a breath of fresh air. I The sport is not only difficult, "I won't lie, I'm pretty wild and I 3/2-Supafuzz w/Twist but also dangerous. The engine in like to be different," she said. "I 1 3/2 -Ray's Musk Exchange Taturn's truck is a 526 cubic inch want to bring young people to the 3/3-Catawampus Universe w/Joey jpl Hemi with 2,000 horsepower. sport I like the public aspect and and Deuce 3/3 -Born Cross-Eyed The motor runs on alcohol instead the attention 111 do any little thing of gas. Lisa explains the engine is to get attention." a solid block, and the alcohol And her fan base is growing. She 3/4-Witchhazel w/Kidympcus 3/4-Yonder Mountain String Band said the response has been wonder- evaporates cooler than gas, thus ful Guys appreciate that she does 3 / l-Ornamental Concrete 3/J-The Fakes w/The Fosters and keeping the engine cooler. it, girls connect with her because, Quiver of Jasper The truck is equipped with well, she's a girl. 3/l-Fizzgig w/Big Breakfast several safety devices, Tatum is currently a 3/11—Catawampus Universe including a body, freshman at Eastern, 3/11 -Heavy Weather w/Trustees of which lifts completely -nrntm majoring in broadcast Modern Chemistry 3/11 -The Riverside Project up. When asked how journalism. She is usu- dangerous the sport ally on the receiving 3/11-Shake 3/15-Bluetowne really is, Lisa's face end of interviews, but turns serious and she hopes to be on the 3/15 -Union City All-Stars 3/1 §— Delicious Trip Attendants replies, "I wear a fire other side of the cam- w/Triple Thick suit.. .the potential for era one day. The only 3/16 -The Fosters w/Dhar Machine danger is there." Although her concrete plan she has 3/17 —Green Genes w/Kentucky brother once caught on fire, Lisa for the future is to be able to sup- '> 3/17-Garden Hose String Ticklers said she has burned up lots of port her racing habit. motors, but never had any major "I can't imagine being 50 and 3/1 •-Sweet Evil w/Witch Hazel 3/11-TheMoodogs fires. not driving the truck," she said. Establishing her place among "The adrenaline, oh man." Tatum has chosen to master a 3/22—Joey and Deuce 3/21 -Peter Searcy the other drivers has been diffi- cult for Tatum, but well earned. sport, which usually caters only "People used to say, 'Oh, to men. She has a vast apprecia- 3/23-The Mary Janes 3/22 —Monte Montgomery tion for all facets of truck pulling, w/Chiaroscuro there's Tony's daughter, trying to including mechanical knowl- 3/23-Heavy Weather w/The Hub drive that truck'," she said. edge. Feisty and determined, she 3/24-Pound w/White Noise But she has worked hard to is a force to be reckoned with. 3/24-The Galoots win their respect. She almost Scoff if you will, but Lisa Tatum 3/25 —Catawampus Universe always finishes in the top ten, and is passionate about truck pulling 3/25 -Robbie Fulks w/ Anna describes herself as very lucky. and proud of it. So, rum on o 3/2§-Shake Fermin's Trigger gospel Yet, one wonders if it is luck or ESPN2, and check out truck o sheer talent and determination. CO pulling. If anything, it is worth 3/21-Altan The sport of truck pulling is seeing the proud redhead, arms growing by leaps and bounds. flung high above her head, cheer- Tatum describes it as new and ing for her sport.

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At college campuses all around the country, we're saying so long to traditional faves lir Monday Night Football and tuning into wrestling (WCW and WWF are the most popular). Wh\ "Wrestling is the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Without it, I'd have no direction in n life," says Andy Strahan, a senior at Trinity International U. in Deerfield, III. Andy's broth. Dan Strahan, a sophomore at Northwestern U.. agrees. He and his Northwestern buddi< gather every Monday to watch professional wrestling because of the "athleticism and the sto- lines." Those storylines created by writers, known as bookers, who produce scripts much in tl same way as writers do for a network sitcom, include everything from the bizarre (wrestlers fallii off the stage) to the downright dangerous (remember how Owen Hart died while being lowered in' the ring?). "It's like how women enjoy soap operas," Dan says. "Professional wrestling is a man soap opera." Olivet Nazarene sophomore Elizabeth Wiegers personally agrees: she says she rather see a daytime soap hunk than Hulk. "I think it's retarded." she says ( i professional wrestling. "It's so fake." Yeah sure... and Days of Our Lives is so real.

By Justin Wine/man, Northwestern 1 WOnDeRtwins At Davidson College, Playing Sports is Twice as Nice

When you step onto the campus of Davidson College in North Carolina, you'might feel lik< you've stepped into a Doublemint gum commercial. By SOUK- bizarre twist of fate, the school boast- eight sets of twins who play on the athletic teams. "It was just good recruiting on the part ofoui coaches." says Dean of Admissions Nancy Cable. "They discovered good students and athletes who just happened to be twins." On the men's soc- cer team, two sets of identical twins hit the playing field — juniors Chris and Andy Murray and sophomores Derek and Jeremy Kilburn. '"It's kind of neat to have some guys that have the same athletic interests and are twins, too." says (Ihris. "My brother and I have tried to be older brother figures to them." The soccer field isn't the only place where the ath- letes are two-fold.The women's volleyball and lacrosse teams as well as the men's football and wrestling teams are also seeing double. Sounds

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www.colleges.com February 2000 high school when I'd have a fresh pool of unteered to be both of their Valentines. We I decided to "sneak out" ot my room to get a prospects at my new school. My Grand Plan had talked about bringing another player little action. My booty call was a stealth suc- backfired. All the homes were either taken or into our sex life, so I thought this was my cess, until I started tip-toeing back up the interested in older guys. When I went home big chance. Hut before I headed over to their stairs. I tripped on my nightgown and went for winter break, I tried to win back my ex. but apartment on Valentine's Day. I started won- crashing down the steps. Not only did 1 break she said she needed time to "think". I left for dering if I'd be able to "perform" for both of my arm. which meant I couldn't go skiing, I school again, but made my younger brother them. I was incredibly nervous, so I took a was totally busted because my nightgown was (who went to the same high school) promise lew big swigs of vodka to calm my nerves. on inside out. I spent the entire weekend in to keep me updated on her love life. As We ate an enormous home-cooked meal .11 that house with his mother glaring at me like Valentine's I >ay approached, my brother men- their apartment and polished off a few bot- I was some kind of slut who was corrupting tioned that she was showing interest in some- tles of wine, so I was full of liquid courage her innocent son. one else, so I decided to When they started clearing the table and •Kcndra, Boston College tly home and surprise cleaning up. I said 1 had to go her. I was hoping my big. romantic gesture Flasbdance would convince her to I'm not (he kind take me back, bu of guy who's Grand Plan No. 2 went into going to up in (lames. I barged strip clubs, but I into her room, wear- was single and ing a tuxedo and car- bored, and it was rying a huge bouquet the night before ot flowers, only to Valentine's I )ay find her half-naked my senior year I on top ot my brother. went to an "exotic 1 toes it get any more dancing" club and Jerry Springer than met a stripper that? named Star. We ■Geoff, UCLA lalked the whole night and seemed to really hit it off. She Grrrl Talk told me about her I never thought I'd family, where she be one of those bit- grew up and how she ter chicks who dis got into dancing. She guise their 'I'm kept telling me how single' moping by different I was from wearing black and other guys and that I boycotting Valentine's I was a good listener. there I was: ,1 sorry, single. Cupid-bashing, to the bathroom and When she mentioned man-hating grrrl getting ugly drunk by mysell disappeared. The last thing I remember was she didn't have any at a bar on the most romantic day ot the sear taking off my clothes and parking it on their plans for Valentine's Day. I told her I was flying When a girl, who looked just as down-and- couch. I woke up the next morning, still solo, too She asked me if I wanted to go out out as I felt.joined me at the bar. I thought I'd naked, with the words "I inv I 1111" written the next night alter her "shift" was over. (It found a kindred spirit. She explained that across my Stomach and .m arrow pointing course. I said yes.The next day. my roommates she'd recently broken oil'a three-year relation dow 11 South were bugging me to go out with them. I did- ship and felt like drowning her sorrows in -Alex, Fordham I'. n't want to tell them about my date with Si.11. tequila. Many, main shots later, we stumbled but they wouldn't take no tor an answer. I out of the bar arm-in-arm, yelling about what finally told them, and they insisted on going to pigs men are. how girls rock. etc. All ot a sud- Sin City the club with me lo see her. I didn't want them den, she slams me up against the side ot a My boyfriend had planned a romantic to blow it tor me. so I made them promise to building and tries to stick her tongue down weekend for us at his parents' ski house in show up later and sit at another table. When I my throat. She was ,1 lesbian! (Not that there's Vermont. Unfortunately, he neglected to tell arrived at the club that night, it was pure may- anything wrong with that) Ills holy-roller parents, who showed up two hem, flashing lights, copcruisers, paddy wag- • Vanessa, '' 0) I 'itgiuia hours after we arrived. After a big guilt-rid- ons-the works. It was a raid I lies were hauling den lecture the) agreed 10 let us stay bill we girls out of there in handcuffs and arresting 1 Three's a Crowd weren't allowed to sleep in the same room them for prostitution M\ friends pulled up a l My girlfriend lived in an oil-campus apart- M\ boyfriend was banished to the basement, lew minutes later just 111 time to see Star l ment with another girl, who happened to be two lloors below, and I got stuck in the room being dragged out of the club, kicking and - single. Being the giving guv that I am, I vol- next to Ins parents. In the middle ot the night. sere.lining She saw me standing there staring at

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Welcome to U. Magazine's second annual college sex survey conducted on Memolink.com. We asked students all around the nation about the most intimate details of their sex lives, and guess what? They told us. And now we're telling you what more than 5,000 students had to say about one of our favorite indoor sports.

Howdy, Pardner Making the Grade In the numbers game, 53% of us have had I ooks likt- hooking up with our profi only one or no sexual partners. Only I'1" jsn"i as prevalent as we thought. Only 2" Don't Click Here for Love claim to have done the nasty with H* or say they've gone the "extra credit" route. (luess the Internet isn't the superhighway more partners. to love — only 16% of us have ever dated My One and Only someone we met online. When it comes to bonding, 68% of us are in monogamous relationships. Cheap Dates When it comes to Valentine's Day. 5()% ol My Cheating Heart us plan on spending less than Son. Cheating happens outside of class, too 2S"n of ns admit that we've cheated on a Safety First past or current significant other, but 41% I ess than half of us (only 46%) always use of us have been cheated on. Ouch! bnth control contraceptives.Condoms are the No. I form used most frequently to Tonight's Not the Night prevent pregnancy and also to protect our- selves front sexually transmitted diseases. It" you think spring break is the place tor one-night stands, wake up. Only ''"•• of us have hooked up with a home tor a single No Time for Baby night on spring break. I'rcgii.mcv is our biggest concern in regard to having sex (40%). Getting The Naughty '90s HIV. AIDS ranks second with 19%. More than 50% of US think college stu- dents have sc\ more often now than they did I' • years ago. Source: ' Poll conducted on Mcinolink.com

www.colleges.com February 2000 1.1 Celebs We'd Most Want to Show Bust out those candy message hearts, it's Valentine's Day again. And to ter-^/a Hollywood heartthrobs who send us into cardiac arrest. We've grabbed Cupid's Sarah Cameron Michelle Diaz Gellar Home Run! There's something about Watch Out! The Cameron that makes your hair stand on end butt-kicking vampire This sexy, blue-eyed beauty has a smile that slayer can stake us melts your heart, a bodacious bod, and she's any time. A glance from this evil-fighting femme fatale is enough to bring even a sports lover to boot. Pay attention, though the dead to life. And as a college freshman, she's no longer jail bait! We'd She has a tendency to get her dates all vanquish any demon to get a shot at loosening her black belt. zipped up. Perfect Date: Baseball game. If Perfect Date: Kickboxing class. Work up a sweat while maintaining full body contact. you're lucky, you might get to first base. Jennifer Jennifer Lopez Love Angel on Earth! Call her a Renaissance Hewitt woman for the millennium Not only are the Be Good! One look at curves of this pop vixen Out ol Sight, but everybody's favorite girl there's nothing this sultry siren can't do. She next door, and you know acts, she sings, she dances. And she's got the best booty on the planet Is there any that all you need is Love. question? Yes. we want her love Perfect This Texas-grown Time ol Date: Shopping. Spends hours gazing at Your Life star should be her luscious bod without looking like a perv. ready for some rebound action, since both Bailey Brandy [Party ol Five) and Carson Be Mine! Best not make this "Boy is Mine" Daly (MTV) have been left in diva jealous. Just ask Monica. No matter, this the dust. Better not get too soulful star has pipes, poise and a touchy-feely, though. Our pretty enough package to make even the wholesome TV queen is as most wayward lover a fan of monogamy. Give pristine as they come. her the props she commands, and if you're Perfect Date: Sharing an lucky, you might be what's she's doing next ice cream sundae. If you're summer. Perfect Date: Dancing at a night- lucky, maybe she'll give you club. Get down with the teen queen of soul. her cherry.

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Be Still My Heart! Tall, dark, brooding Ole! Move over, Ricky and handsome. Who the hell cares if he Martin! It's a hot Latin lover doesn't have a heartbeat. We'll volunteer without sexual ambiguity! for a little mouth-to-mouth anytime. He People magazine calls him one of the sexiest men alive, and we're not arguing. A may play an Angel on TV, but if things go our night with this smoldering Latin sensation could produce a rhythm so divine you'll way, a date with this kweable vampire would be be in "Amor" for at least a month. Perfect Date: Salsa dancing. Get close and let downright devilish. Perfect Date: Midnight stroll on the beach. Daytime is out, but a him shake your maracas. little night fever with this sun-fearing sex symbol would certainly bring us to life. Taye D i g gs Scott Get Your Groove On! No doubt about it, Fo I ey we dig this former Rent star. You've seen those puppy dog eyes, that sexy smile, that Log On! Only iMac lovers chiseled body Is there really any question how need apply to cuddle up Stella got her groove back? He's so hot. getting to this hunky computer close might cause you to spontaneously combust. geek — he's certainly Perfect Date: Broadway play Bring him back to made that clear We're his theatrical roots and prepare to knock boots sure Felicity's not the only one who can get him Ben all keyed up, though. Affleck We'd love to be naughty with this straight-laced Blast Ottl This Bean Town rocket man sure Mr. Nice Guy. He can sends us into orbit Armageddon's leading man hook up with our modem is smart, funny, and he's got hot friends, too — any time Perfect Date: a Good Will Hunting threesome, perhaps9 Coffee at a cybercafe. We'd deal with the end of the world if it meant Get crazy by the glow of hunkering down in a bunker with this heartthrob. the computer screen. Perfect Date: Star-gazing. Get dazzled by the scenery, both above and below. our It a 1 n ■ t the ' 6 0s, but s t u d e n t a c t i v i s m is going strong

The militant protest is hack. Just ,isk out in opposition to the Persian Gulf War. former Seattle Police (Ihief Norm Stamper As a student at Hampshire, he started who resigned tins week in the wake ot the crit- www.protest.net. which publicizes news icism by civic leaders, police and others tor his about activist issues from around the globe as handling of the boisterous and destructive anti- well as a calendar of upcoming rallies and Worid Trade Organization demonstrations. protests. On the side, he runs an Internet start-up called Mctaevents. Marked by sc.i turtle costumes. National Guardsmen and a small but militant sect of black-masked "anarchists" who ignited The New Activism violent riots that caused S20 million in Despite the activity in Seattle, student property damage. Seattle was ground zero tor activism is a tar cry from its heyday in the a growing rage against globalization and I'MUs. The memories ot" UC Berkeley and corporate conglomerates. And Evan Kent State are the stuff of textbooks. Today's I lenshaw-I'lath. a 22-year-old student on robust economy and relative worldwide leave from Hampshire College, was one of peace means that activists must overcome the tens of thousands there — getting a "real more student apathy than ever. The world" education. impending threat ot" a draft call is no longer prevalent. Today's issues are subtler and less I'lath gathered stories — police tiring tear gas personal. Instead of the Vietnam War and on protesters, anarchists looting and vandaliz- Civil Rights, student radicals tight against ing businesses, courageous individuals lock- sweatshop labor and corporate dominance. ing themselves to the door ot the convention center where Wl( ) officials were meeting — and told them to the world via www. indy- One ot the new radical generals is Josh iiKdia.org.. an underground media web site. Glasstetter, a 20-year-old junior at Cornell U. The atmosphere, he says, was "carnival-like." who just became New York's youngest dt) c ouncil member ever in November. (ilasstetter "It felt like a revolution," I'lath says. "We had ran on the Green Party platform and beat out taken control of the Streets, and the) were ours. a dean at Cornell. Now the kids who were gutter punks and looked down upon everyday were no longer looked down upon. The class roles were As one of the founding members of Students reversed." Karl Mars, couldn't have put it lor Socially Responsible Investing Cornell, any better. (ilasstetter urged the university to invest its endowment money in socially responsible Activism is nothing new to I'lath. In the companies. Last spring the group convinced eighth grade he organized a school walk Cornells board of trustees to put its $18.H

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www.colleges.com February 2000 3.5 Georgetown U., students led now on bringing in speakers with first-hand an 85-hour sit-in at the knowledge about the issues. Recently the president's office to protest the Roundtable hosted a forum on Environmental sweatshop labor used in mak- Journalism with reporters from the Los Angeles ing official university apparel. TTtHB and Outlook. U. of Illinois students con- vinced the Illinois Legislature Either way, polite or antagonistic, the message to give one student member comes across clear: There's plenty wrong in of the university's board of the world, and we can change it. trustees a binding vote — against the university's wishes. One of the triumphs of'90s student activism is the courage, strength and numbers that have In March of 1997 at the U. of been achieved on campus, Glasstetter says. Massachusetts, Amherst, a "Activists are tied into political thought and coalition of 15(1 students took theory. It's not just people blindly following over an administration build- anything. We are replicating what happened ing for six days, protesting the in the '60s." university's failure to imple- ment a range of demands — Our forerunners would be proud. from scholarship money to daycare services. Protesting 90s style at the WTO in Seattle By John Balz, Northwestern U. million position in Home Depot behind an Even Students for a I )emocratic Society, one initiative that pushed the company not to cut of the most venerated activist groups from the timber from the world's oldest forests. In August, '60s, is making a comeback. Originally I tome Depot announced that it would not cut founded in Port Huron, Mich., in June 1962, Top 10 Most-Act1v1st College Campuses trees in "environmentally sensitive areas." two Northwestern U. seniors restarted the • Arizona State U. group in Evanston, 111., after Matthew Hale, • California State U., Northridge Click here to Protest the leader of the World Church of the Creator, spread hate literature throughout • Fairfield U Part ot today's activism success comes from the campus. • Massachusetts Institute ofTechnology power of the Internet, says GlasstetWr. "The • National Autonomous U. of Mexico Information Revolution has struck a chord with The Quiet Riot activists who can constantly exchange insights, • Ohio State U. speak to students and spread their message better," It's not all screaming and hollering though. • U. of California, Berkeley says (Saxtetter, who is from a c Cleveland suburb, Ryan Lim.a member of Harvard's Environmental •UCLA "They have the ability to bring people together and Acoon Committee and the co-director of tin- • U. ot Texas, Austin find a common enemy." Harvard Student Environmental Roundtable. sa) s todays student activism is less combative but • U. ofWisconsin, Madison The result has been a revival of bold demon- more sophisticated. Instead of just painting a Source: Mother Jones strations — a throwback to '60s style. At placard and yelling, a less contentious locus i- Raiseyourf S t S 1960s 1980s Hot Topics Hot Topics Vietnam War International Human Rights The New Civil Rights Endangered Species Mi 11enni urn Sexual Assault Hot Topics Globali zation 1970s 1990s and Corporate Domi nance Hot Topics Hot Topics Immigrati on Clean Air Gay Rights and Clean Water Sweatshop Labor * Student, protoebnf at UC BVrheler, 1966 Female Empowerment Legalization of Marijuana 10 www.colleges.com February 2000 (A Disk Free Fax FromCoolTripstoScholarshipsFinditatColleges.com Business Games

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At college campuses across the nation — Rather, the family just wanted their child Ivy Leagues, especially — the spring season to leel as though they tit in well with the took on an all new significance tor college family — in this case, a well-educated and women. It became, essentially,harvest season. tall one Reports published by The Chronicle The crop of choice? Eggs, of Higher Education stated that more than 3 from Princeton Ads requesting the eggs of young women — and 15 from Stanford, often of a certain height, specific eye color, "I'm not at liberty to say the results of and having a high SAI score — ran rampant R their search, but I can tell you they were across the nation's university newspapers. In happy with their technique [of advertising exchange for the appropriate woman's egg for donors with specific characteristics at donation, the infertile couples ottered as college newspapers|.This group of women much as SSO.IMM) compensation. is unique." I'mkerton says. "What I am Although the fervor had nothing hearing is that donor agencies often to do with the season, it had to do do not have that high caliber with college women. According to ot women." the ( "enter tor I )isease ( ontrol M\~.\ Prevention. "The likelihood of an The method is reason- egg being fertilized is able.The requirements are related to the age of the understandable. What's all woman who produced the controversy about the egg "And the fact ot then? In a word, money. the matter is. according to the CDC, the unfertilized "It it's a donation, why is there egg of a healthy, active and such a huge payoff? It's kind of sick to young female otters a higher think it. but basically these success rail' ftM mvitro girls arc selling babies. In G fertilization than would i way they're prostituting the egg of an equally their own eggs," says Jamie healthy and active Kushner. a Santa Monica 1». older female. (College sophomore.

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Mudhoney March to Fuzz: • •• jason stuart Greatest Hits and Rarities (Sub Pop) • *•* Grunge, schmunge. At the core, Mudhoney is and always has been a kick-ass rock band, as evident on campus ► on March to Fuzz, a 52-song career retrospective of the Seattle underground legends. From Mudhoney's early days on Sub Pop up through 1998s excellent Tomorrow Hit Today. March to Fuzz stomps through essential tracks and rarities, Goldie hitting highpoints like "Suck You Dry." "I Have to INCredible Sound Laugh" and "Touch Me I'm Sick." No Seattle rock off Drum'n' Bass collection should be without it. (Ovum/Ruffhouse/ Columbia) The Gig: Stand-up Comic **• What's Different About Him: He's one of Lo Fidelity Allstars Welcome to Drum'n'Bass 101 with your instruc- the top openly gay comics in the country. On the Floor at the tor Dr. Clifford Price, a.k.a. Goldie. For 90 min- Boutique utes, Professor Goldie guides you through a His First Show: An actor for years. Jason (Skint/Columbia) two-disc. 26-track aural history of drum'n' bass, never thought about doing stand-up until his combining early tracks like Neil Trix's atmos- manager talked him into it. On his first night pheric "Gesture Without Motion" with present- at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, Jason Finally, a party record that may bridge the gap day highlights like Codename John's pulsating says, "I was so nervous, I was funny." between techno- and rap-loving roommates. "Warning" and Doc Scott's Public Enemy-sam- College Angle: Jason thought his agent. Selected and mixed entirely by the Lo Fis, On the pled "Here Come the Drums." For hands-on Shelly Weiss at OUTmedia. was crazy when Floor at the Boutique is a 21-track slice of unre instruction. Professor Goldie even includes his she suggested he hit the college circuit. "I lenting dance floor energy. From the sultry R&B own "Manslaughter" and "Terminator." Drum'n' told her 'they're never gonna let a gay guy of Black Street's "No Diggity" to the old-school bass fanatics are highly recommended to sign do colleges — they're too conservative. " hip-hop of Boogie Down Productions. On the up for this course. Floor runs the gamut of house-shakin' party Wrong! "I've been so surprised that I've music. And with three Lo Fi tracks and one from been received so positively," he says. These Prodigy, there's enough electronica to keep the days, the comic who never attended college club kids happy. Party on. himself, takes his outrageously witty stand Orbit up routine to about 50 colleges each year Pieces in a where gay and straight students alike crack Modern Style up at his performances. Bernard Butler (Maverick) Professor Stuart: On some campuses. Friends & Lovers • *•* Jason also gives a lecture called "Coming (Creation/Columbia) A Out in Hollywood: Making it to the Middle." Orbit, the famed producer noted for giving • • Hinm. wonder if you can get credit for Madonna's Ray of Light its electronica under laughing your ass off? Ex-Suede guitarist Bernard Butler received mass score, fittingly describes Pieces in a Modern critical acclaim for his 1998 album People Move Style as a "chill-out" record. Indeed, the album - Getting in on the Act: Call him an actor On, but with Friend* & Lovers Butler has hit the which includes 11 classical music pieces done turned-comic-turned-actor. Jason's stand-up dreaded sophomore slump. While Butler remains up Orbit style - is an exercise in pseudo ambient act has helped him get parts in films and on a gifted guitarist and arranger, the big-rock atmospherics that will leave your body feeling TV shows like Charmed. The Drew Carey sound of Friends & Lovers seems forced and like a wet noodle. From Beethoven's "Triple Show and Murder One. overdone. Only through the sparse accompani- Concerto" to Samuel Barber's "Adagio for ment on "Everyone I Know is Falling Apart" does Strings." Orbit's lush reworkings find the middle Campus Schedule: Check Jason's web site Butler achieve any semblance of real emotion. ground between classical and electronica. Sit at www.jasonstuart.com to see if he'll be Elsewhere, songs like "Smile" strive for epic sta- back, relax and drift away. coming to your campus in Y2K. tus, ultimately falling short. Better luck next time. Bernard. By Chad Dry den, Ohio U.

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What's something that everybody does, but nobody wants to admit.? Hey. get your mind out of the gutter! We're talking about bowling here. Yeah, that's right, bowling. C'mon, we've all hit the lanes for a few laughs, but who would've thought that being a college bowler could land you on TV and give you a chance to win $20,000?

RockinBowl. which airs Tuesdays at 8 p.m. (ET/PT) on TNN, pits college bowling teams from 16 universities against each other in not-so-traditional events like glow-in-the-dark bowling, synchronized bowling, backwards bowling and even answering bowling-related trivia questions. Getting into the strike zone are top bowlers from St. John's U., Florida State U., Morehead State U., U. of Kansas, U. of Illinois, San Jose State U., Ball State U., West Texas A&M, Purdue U., Michigan State U., Indiana State U., Western Illinois U., Wichita State U. and California State U. (Fresno and Fullerton).

Bowler Vince Woods, a senior at Cal State Fullerton who is one of only three people ever to bowl three consecutive 300-games. is no novice to competition. He's already pocketed about $30,000 in winnings from bowling tournaments. But he's planning on leaving his game face at home for the Rockm' Bowl competition. "This is going to be a lot more kickback, and there'll be a lot of really fun aspects to it." he says. 'Whichever team has more fun and doesn't get too serious about it is going to win." r ovie previews it's hip to be square Boy, hanging out at t r Room - New L.ne - If you're thinking about dropping out of college. the student union can ' notes in this flick where Giovanni Ribisi plays a dropout who gets really pay off. Just ask ed into a world of greed and corruption as a stockbroker. Vanessa Bowie, a senior at University of Colorado, 1 am 3 - Miramax - The studio's being really tight-lipped about the third Boulder, who pocketed Hment of this horror franchise, but you can bet.Neve Campbell's $86,000 in cash and iey'11 have her mouth wide open so she can scream her head off. prizes from the Hollywood Squares after she audi- ider Boys - Paramount - An over-the-hill college prof's life is compli tioned for the show in the student union. Vanessa competed on the show ed when he hits the road with one of his students (Tobey Maguire). Katie during its first ever College Tournament, which aired in November and >imes plays a coed with the hots for the aging Grady (Michael Douglas), featured celebs like Coolio. Raquel Welch and of course, center square ez. and we thought he was too old for Catherine Zeta Jones. Whoopi Goldberg. The creative writing major beat out 13 other contest- ants from colleges around the nation, including Robert Aylesworth. a The Beach - 20th Century Fox - A post- manic Leonardo DiCaprio senior at the U. of Michigan, who squared off with Vanessa in the final ^surfaces on the beach of an Asian island Utopia gone bad. Wonder if hell round. "All the kids were really great. We created an e-mail list and we e- ue able to swim his way to safety in this erotic retelling of Alex Garland's mail each other all the time." says Vanessa, who's become something of bestseller of the same name. a celeb herself. "All these old boyfriends and strange men have started emailing me," she says. And now. for the $86,000 question: what's she doing with all that dough? Among other things, she's taking her roomie to Disney World, and she's donating to a fund for Columbine High, where she competed in speech while she was in high school. Sounds like a square deal to us.

www.colleges.com February 2000 21 O dear blabby you ask the questions and you give the advice dear blabby, ■' dear blabby, Help! I can't pay my phone bill! Should I come out of the closet My girlfriend goes to college in to my roomie? another state so we talk on the I'm gay, but I haven't told phone all the time. I just got my That means that you shouldn't — , anybody yet. My problem first phone bill and it's $280! I turn to your parents when you have no money. Now that you are more than old is that I'm starting to get a don't have that kind of cash and enough, find a job that lets you earn your crush on my roommate, but I'm I can't call mom and dad to beg own money and gives you experience in the afraid if I tell him, he'll tell for money. What should I do? work environment. Second, with the everyone about me. Should I tell advances in technology, you can communi- - Broke In cate with your girlfriend in more ways than him or just suffer in silence? Bryn Mawr just talking on the phone. I suggest that - Still In the Closet at UC Santa Cruz both of you get Internet access and get e- mail and an instant message program. This r Haven't you heard I think you should first ask the guy if he has L of the Internet? will allow you to instantly communicate with a girlfriend and if not either ask him if he Get ICQ or AOL IM her without spending a fortune. Though or some other phone calls are still more personal, you can has anyone special on his mind or if he has chatting tool and at least substitute some of these calls with a boyfriend (in a joking manner). I think it save yourself some e-mail and instant messages. You can even would be in your best interest to not spring attach poems and pictures to your e-mails major bucks next something like that on anyone. Just the fact to let your girlfriend know how much you ime. If you don't have one, of him not knowing you're gay. let alone the ' find a job fast or get a loan miss her, too. When using the phone, try to fact that you have a crush on him. can take from someone to pay the bill you owe now. call her during the night when phone rates Otherwise, you may just have to suck it up are lower. You can also send her things some readjustment. Communication is the and ask mom and dad for the money. Tell through the mail so she has something per key. You should either tell him you're gay them you realize you made a mistake and sonal and concrete. A thoughtful letter can and if his reaction is cool then tell him or be re-read over and over again and she can you won't do it again and promise to pay ask him what his views are on gay people read it when she misses you. Be creative. them back with the job you're going to get. (this way no harm is done). Just remember If you can later on, get a cheaper phone Your relationship will last if you remain faith- one important thing: it's not just about what plan, buy a cell phone with a free long dis- ful and you put some time and effort into it. tance plan, or limit your calls. Or sit down Best of luck to you and your girlfriend. you want or are comfortable with, it's about and write a letter with pen and paper. It's — Caroline, UCLA what he wants and is comfortable with also. alwavs the cheaper and appreciated alter If he's not comfortable talking about or Go to www.bigzoo.com! Long distance within native. — Cynthia, Rice U. dealing with gays then leave the issue the US is only 3.9 cents a minute. My boyfriend who goes to college in another alone. You'll be making him feel uncomfort- First of all. you are now in college and state and I talk every night and it only costs able and possibly ruin any relationship you should start to become more independent. each of us around $10 a week. —Tana have now. — Hoosler, Indiana U., Purdee

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BARBIE DOLL o Barbie just turned 40. The sexy little dolls that make children laugh, and some feminists cringe, are an 11 '/j-inch icon of American culture. She has gone from being a cute babe to a professional working woman. The incarnations of her development have given her new clothes, new hair-do's, new jobs, and even a new body. The original American Barbie was created by Ruth and Elliot Handler, and named after their daughter (later their little boy was immortalized with the creation of Ken). However, history be true, the original doll was actually inspired by a German doll "Lilli" who was a quasi-porno- graphic toy for men Who needed such pastimes.

What better way to pass those balmy Spring Break hours than by reading the collection of twenty essays and several poems gathered by Vassar graduate, and Barbie defender, Yona Zeldis. The Barbie Chronicles allows for varying intellectual and emotional perspectives of the popular plastic toy This is not frivolous reading — but a history lesson of American and World culture. Today, Barbie is sold in 140 countries, and made at a rate of two dolls a minute. Barbie is no dumb blond — she's a billionaire.

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March 2000 www.colleges.com II Win, dji 6J ful time of year— group of old actors, actresses, directors, and pro- mid-February, the Oscar! Oscar! ducers decided they should give themselves annu- top five nominees Oscar! What will al awards for being beautiful and perfect. And so are announced in Gwyneth wear? they created the Academy Awards. each category. The Who will come In most of the award categories, five people entire membership, with who? Who or films are nominated, but the number can not just the specific will go home with change from year to year). branch (unlike the who? While all of nominating proce- You're probably those things might pique our interest, everyone dure) votes for the wondering. "Who knows that the best part of watching the ultimate Oscar win- nominates these Academy Awards is trying to predict the winners. ner in each category. people and films?" At the end of March juhonne Moore: Best Actress? Many people, in fact, take part in a tradition The answer is: mem- the winners are known as the "Oscar Pool." An Oscar pool is bers of the Academy. announced at the Academy Award ceremony. not a pool that belongs to Oscar. It is a form "Who are these You still with us? Just think of it this way: if actors of gambling, much like a football pool. Basically, members of the can figure this all out, you can too. you gather up a group up friends who all place Academy?" Well, it's a pre-set monetary bet on which films/actors complicated (and if What difference does it make? Well, if you're you think are going to win, and the one who you don't already gonna predict the Oscar winners, it helps to predicts the most winners gets the pot. Ten know, you're never know who is doing the voting and how peo- pals at $10 each=$IOO.Twenty betting buddies going to be one). ple get nominated in the first place. Most of 8esi Director: Spike jonze for Suffice it to say that at $20 each=$400. You get it. It definitely the voters are old and feeble. And it's not Being John Malkovich? they WQrk Qr haye makes watching the three- or four- hour pro- totally a popularity contest, nor does it nec- worked, in the film industry. gram a lot more fun. essarily have to do with how much money the The more important question is,"How does movie made. Rather, it's a combination of Right off the bat, let's make one thing clear: the the nomination process work?" The Academy popularity, box office, artistic achievement, most important element in winning an Oscar is divided into branches (acting, directing, luck, sentimentality, bribes, and most impor- pool is to ignore your own opinions about who editing, writing, sound, and music). Every tantly, marketing. And since actors make up you think should win.Your opinions don't count- member belongs to one and ONLY one the biggest branch, try to think like an actor for sqaut-You're not voting, so remember to not branch. So Barbra Streisand once had to throughout this whole process. let your own thoughts influence the process. decide whether she wanted to be in the The best indicator of who's going to win a par- music, acting, or directing branch. Before we get to the nitty-gritty, here's a brief ticular Oscar is to listen to the buzz to get a history of the awards of the Academy of Motion In January, each member of the Academy sense of who's "hot" Take Gwyneth Paltrow in Pictures Arts and Sciences. First, the Earth cooled. receives a ballot and nominates people/films in 1998. She started popping up all over the place, Then the dinosaurs came, made sequels about their branch. Music branch members nominate and people had great things to say about her eating small children, and died of shame from bad people for song and score, while actors only film. She had the buzz. She burst into movie

www.colleges.com March 2000 stardom. Compare that to fellow nominee especially in the Fernanda Montenegro. Who? Exactly. supporting cate- So how do you figure out who has the buzz? gories. From Patty We suggest the following: ' Duke (Helen Keller in The Miracle § Read magazines. Worker) to Mira What actors are showing up on the covers? Sorvino (a hooker in Mighty Aphrodite), § Visit prediction sites on the Internet. voters love unusual The Internet is a great place to find predic- characters. l tions, because there are a lot of losers out Best Picture § Period movies there who have nothing better to do than win the costume Best Director make elaborate predictions about whether and art/set design the best Animated Short will be won by a Hilary Swank: Best Actress? Best Actor awards. piece of clay or a talking rock. By far, the best Best Actress The movies that impress the voters most in site to visit is the Unofficial Academy Awards these categories take place in the past, prefer- Best Supporting Actor Discussion Board. ably in a foreign country. The flashier the bet- It's important to visit these sites because Best Supporting Actress ter, those voters ain't subtle. the people who run them do the research Best Original Screenplay you don't want to do yourself. § Comebacks usually get rewarded. Best Adapted Screenplay Anyone who is old and dying and/or has § See who's made a comeback gets special sympathy Best Foreign Language Film winning the pre- points. Best Original Song Oscar awards. The Academy is § Whatever wins the best picture Best Original Comedy Score not the only organi- award will probably win a screenplay Best Documentary Short Subject zation that recog- award too. Best Animated Short Film nizes film excellence. Not always, but it usually stands that the best There are other movie of the year is also the best written. Best Original Dramatic Score groups that present Best Adapted Song Score awards. By finding § The song that you heard most on the out what other radio will win best song Best Cinematography groups like, you'll be One of Newton's Laws that's never broken. Best Editing able to get a sense of Best Costume Design what has generally § Children's movies never win The talented Mr. Law been accepted as anything except music awards. Best Art/Set Direction They do get nomi- "good" and what is considered a "bomb." Some Best Sound of the groups that give out awards are the nated — take for Chicago Film Critics, the National Board of instance £7!, Babe. Best Sound Effects Editing Review, the New York Film Critics, and the Los and Beauty and the Best Visual Effects Angeles Film Critics. The best recent indicator Beast — but they Best Makeup of who will win an Oscar is the Golden Globe don't win. Awards. While the people who select the nom- So print up those Best Documentary Feature ballots, grab some inees and winners are members of the foreign Best Live Action Short Film press, and is comprised of less than I 00 people, friends and get going. it has nonetheless become eerily accurate in One final tip: no predicting both nominees and winners. one gives an award One general rule of thumb is the movie with to the Academy the most nominations will win best picture, and Awards show itself - only movies with best director nominations will it's a long-haul have a shot at best picture.Yes, there are excep- evening — so make Angelina johe. tions but you're playing the odds at that point sure to order pizzas B"' Supporting Actress? and munchies to keep up your strength! 3 Actors get brownie points for , gimmicky and flashy roles. 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Palm Springs Average hotel cost: $79 - $109 per student for seven San Diego nights/package deal. Average hotel cost: If you don't mind roughing it. International Youth Hostels in downtown San Diego and Hottest party spot: The Blue Tattoo. Village Pub. and Ocean Beach are $98-$ 140 per student for seven nights. Zeldaz. Hottest party spot: Moondoggie's. PB Bar & Grill, Most popular hotel: Two Bunch Palms, Ballantines Hotel, Tsunami Beach Club, Club Montage, Martini Ranch. Comfort Suites, Ramada Inn. and the Chase Hotel. Most popular hotel: For class, it's the Hotel del Drink of choice: Water — it's hot! Coronado. or for economy, try The Beach Cottages in What to do besides partying: Rock climbing, hiking, Ocean Beach, and the Holiday Inn Express in La Jolla. golfing, and visiting the Palm Springs Walk of Stars. Drink of choice: Microbrew.

What to do besides partying: Sea World. San Diego Zoo. Balboa Park (San Diego's hub of art and culture).

Las Vegas Average hotel cost: $79 - $109 per student for seven nights/package deal.

Hottest party spot: The Beach, Ra, Studio 54, the Hard Rock Hotel, and the Voodoo Lounge.

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Drink of choice: Martini - hey. it's Vegas, baby!

What to do besides partying: The motto in this town is. "Up all night, sleep all day." If you're not a gambler, soak up quality shopping at the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace, or look into a day-long snowboarding or skiing trip.

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March 2000 www.colleges.com 21 "Steven Noel is dead. He died of an aneurysm in California on Those who have not grown up with Black-on-Black male vio- June 4. 1999." lence as the norm may not be able to fully comprehend how sig- nificant these images were. Before Vassar, I had known, for the most That's what the e-mail said.The message hit me with unexpect- part, just one way of being with other men. At Vassar, there was ed force. It was as though a relative had died. Steve — a living model of an alternative reality. I didn't know Steve Noel as a close friend. In 1992 he was one of A year or so after Steve graduated, I heard he was trying to start an older group that, in the minds of Black and Latino freshmen an independent publishing company. I smiled and filed that away think- males, were larger than life. Steve's crew — a handful of men of ing, "Good for him. He's trying to move out of his current reality into color — were seniors: they were the ideal; they were our guides. a chosen, more desirable one. He sees what he wants and he's going And whether they knew it or not, we adopted them as such. Steve for it." That's when the connection clicked. Before Vassar, I was living was one of the guys we adopted. one reality. At Vassar, Steve's way of being represented a more desir- We intended to become big men on campus, so we watched able reality. As a freshman, I decided that his type of camaraderie with Steve and his friends, hoping to learn the ropes. Nothing about other men was what I preferred for myself. I spent the next four years these guys seemed famil- making that happen. iar. Personally, growing up in Brooklyn, I had specific I didn't expect Steve to die when he did. Like A lot of people credit models of men of color. most people, I think I'm going to be here for a their education solely to In my neighborhood guys their professors or text- could always be seen while — even now, I'm designing plans for well books, but someone can fighting each other disre- into my middle-age — and I'm counting on teach you something specting each other, or without saying a word. killing each other. As sure having those who I want around, around. The way a person interacts as the sun came up one ^^^^™i^™^»«^^^^^^^™^"i^^^ mmm~^^^^mm^—^—^m^m with other people is a of those three things method of teaching; a per- would happen before sundown. At Vassar, I saw an alternative real- son's way of being can be more eloquent than any book. ity. Thanks to Steve and his friends, I saw peace, trust, and cama- I told myself,"When the time is right, I'm going to tell Steve how raderie among men. he and his friends influenced me and my freshmen friends." I was I inherited the following rules from my neighborhood: Rule #1: going to explain how I felt he opened a door for us. I could have e- Never let your guy friends know who you're dating. Your guy mailed that to him, but I never did. Instead. I said, "I'll wait for the friends and girlfriends don't mix. If they do, they'll do some mixing right time." Unfortunately. I learned there is never a "right time"; behind your back. you have to make the time.

Rule #2: Always wear a front. Never look like you're soft. Guys I didn't expect Steve to die when he did. Like most people. I think take it as weakness. Act soft and you can bet that your mettle will I'm going to be here for a while — even now, I'm designing plans be tested. for well into my middle-age — and I'm counting on having those who I want around, around. Rule #3: Restrict physical contact with guys to the playing court. If you're playing a sport, then touch is allowed. Off the court, hug a Recently, one of my classmates said, "If Steve had lived longer and guy for too long and homophobic minds will label you as gay. found out what he meant to us, I think he would have been honored."

At Vassar, Steve's crew broke those rules and then some. They In reality, he didn't live longer. He will never find out how pivotal he brought cheii dates around their guy friends and nothing disre- was to some of us. His example, though, will live on — not in a book spectful grew out of it. Furthermore, these guys smiled.They didn't or through a lecture, but in how a handful of freshman males who are keep macho fronts between them. They were multidimensional. now out in the world choose to interact with other men. And like And this last thing blew my mind — they could be seen at Walker most of us, he probably couldn't see that just by living his life, he had Field House getting physical on the court and then in the College dropped a pebble in a lake...and the ripples went out and washed Center hugging. I can't even count how many times I saw them at over those he didn't even know were watching. a party with one arm around a date and the other around a close male friend. The guys I grew up with would have been shocked by Torrey Maldonado does citywide program management for the these displays. The kid in me was awestruck. I'd think, "This is how Board of Education in New York City. He writes in his spare guys should get along." time.

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