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• Police Report 3 Jam • Nexus Funnies 4 W hat's Your Favorite • Opinion 8 • Sports 9 • Classifieds 11 . ■ • Arts&Entertainment 1A BSQe 4<; Pagel A Daily Nexus Volume 69, No. 86 Thursday, February 23,1989 University of California, Santa Barbara Two Sections, 20 Pages Current Book Causes National Controversy contacted said they had received Copies Disappear any threats. Whether Khomeini is genuinely from Local Stores; concerned about the heretical aspects of the book or is using it Unavailable at B. instead only as a political tool has been the topic of debate among Dalton, Waldenbooks experts since the controversy began. “The book appeared very conveniently for Khomeini to unite By Jo el Brand Iran. I think he is definitely using it Reporter for his political purposes,” said UCSB Islamic Religion Professor Just as Salman Rushdie’s Juan Campo. “If it had been controversial The Satanic Verses published at a different time, it vanished from bookshelves across probably wouldn’t have had such the country after Iran’s Ayatollah an impact.” Ruhollah Khomeini issued a “Most of the people who are “death sentence” for the author, complaining about the book, I the book has also become very think haven’t read it,” Campo scarce in Santa Barbara said. He added the book is a work bookstores. of fiction with historical un­ The book, released last fall, sat derpinnings and that Rushdie on the shelf for weeks at the demonstrates a good un­ Earthling Bookshop in Santa derstanding of the Islamic history Barbara until it received in­ of the prophet Mohammed. ternational attention through Under Islamic law, a person can Khomeini’s death command and be executed for cursing Moham­ The box houses a lead and steel Environmental Protection soon become a bestseller. “When med, according to Orange County Radiation Protection shield and some waste papers, Agency, as well as low level the Ayatollah threatened Rushdie’s Islamic Society Director Dr. the remains of UCSB’s nuclear radiation, which is under the life, they sold out within hours,” Muzammil Siddiqi. But, he said, “I Officer Says Nuclear reactor, which was disassembled jurisdiction of the Nuclear said owner Penny Davies. don’t agree that this is the right in 1986 and had its radioactive Regulatory Commission, neither Of the six local bookstores position, that any man can kill Reactor Stripped Of uranium removed from campus, agency can take full respon­ contacted, none said it had the (Rushdie).” said Frank Gallagher, UCSB sibility for the removal. book in stock. But most said they Although Siddiqi himself called Uranium Core in ’86 Environmental Health and Donated to UCSB in 1975 by the would carry it when additional the book “blasphemous,” he said Safety radiation protection of­ University of Nevada at Reno, copies became available, which, Iran overreacted to it. If Khomeini ficer. the reactor was used in Nuclear according to Doug Smoot, senior had not issued the death order, “it By Tim M cDaniel While these remains will Engineering 125, an un­ manager of Santa Barbara Crown would have died by itself,” Siddiqi Staff Writer eventually be taken from cam­ dergraduate spring quarter Books, could be as soon as the said. “It is a boring book.” pus, the removal has been slowed laboratory course, according to second week of March. He added that he believes a more In the comer of a room in by vague federal regulations, Professor A. Edward Profio, Employees at Santa Barbara reasonable reaction for Khomeini Broida Hall, among wooden Gallagher said. “We’re waiting who was in charge of the lab. Waldenbooks and B. Dalton, whose would have been to call for ladders and equipment that for the federal agencies to get The reactor was a cylinder chains took the book off all their Rushdie’s extradition to stand trial would go unnoticed in any metal their acts together,” he said. eight feet long and eight feet in stores’ shelves out of concern for as a heretic. shop, sits an enormous wooden Gallagher explained that because diameter, he said, and generated their workers, said they were not The book addresses conflicts box with an American flag the shield contains lead, the use only 10 watts of power, about permitted to talk about the book. encountered by Muslims arising hanging off one side. of which is monitored by the (See REACTOR, p.4) None of the employees at the stores (See VERSES, p.4) Fraternity Faces Difficulty Entering Greek Co munity

Panhellenic councils three years principles, falls short in the number of local alumni, it should By Ross Chan ago to meet the demand for new [ r r r r r r r r r - r - r r number of AEPi alumni living in not mean that their group is Reporter chapters by inviting qualified Hf S the Santa Barbara area, according unqualified to colonize at UCSB, fraternities and sororities into the to former AEPi President Donald Samson said. In the 1988 La Cumbre yearbook, system. But AEPi is not among the ( g r e e k Marks. The accepted fraternities “At other schools, if a fraternity photos under the heading three new fraternities and one included Delta Upsilon, which was can prove that they will be a “Greeks” take up 59 pages, with sorority that have been approved established in 1987, Pi Kappa benefit to the community, then group shots of 13 sororities and 12 by the expansion committee since ! PO W ER Alpha, which colonized last winter, there’s no reason to keep them off fraternities. its formation. and Beta Theta Pi, which held its (the IFC),” Marks added. “Rules However there are other According to IFC officers, the I Second in a Series first rush event in January. need to accommodate with the

“unofficial” greeks at UCSB. fraternity failed to meet the L AEPi members contend that the situation.” Several academic and special criteria for acceptance. Former expansionary guidelines make it By colonizing without an in­ interest greek organizations, IFC President Dave Cleff ex­ fraternities come uninvited.” difficult for a Jewish fraternity to vitation, AEPi and the IFC were which do not participate in the plained that AEPi was rejected AEPi also failed to stack up colonize at UCSB because Santa immediately placed at odds with Interfraternity or Panhellenic partly because the expansion alongside the three accepted Barbara does not have a large each other, Samson said. As a greek governance councils, are committee prohibits the ac­ fraternities in other criteria Jewish population, meaning result, Samson claims sororities listed under the “club” category of ceptance of a “crashing national established by the expansionary consequently that there are few have been warned not to associate the yearbook rather than “Greek.” fraternity,” one which is known committee, Cleff said. In con­ alumni of AEPi who live in the with the newly formed fraternity One of these, however, is a full- nationally for colonizing at sidering fraternities, the com­ area. or face stiff penalties. For fledged fraternity chapter with its campuses without being invited by mittee checks the age of the Current AEPi President David example, he explained one sorority own house, that has unsuccessfully either the university or its national fraternity, its financial Samson believes there should be a asked members of every fraternity been trying to join the “official” operating interfraternity council. backing and the number of the provision added to the application except AEPi to participate in its greek community for more than At UCSB, AEPi did in fact chapter’s alumni living in the process providing for walk-on • Big Brothers program. two years. recruit members and occupy a Santa Barbara area. AEPi, and fraternities and those which don’t Cleff said official sanctions Established on Feb. 9, 1987, house without first gaining ac­ four other fraternities that were meet all of the conditions concerning AEPi were never Alpha Epsilon Pi attempted to ride ceptance by the expansion com­ rejected, did not meet any number prescribed by the expansionary made. “A sorority can solicit to a wave of greek expansion by mittee. According to Cleff, if AEPi of these guidelines, Cleff said. committee. If AEPi does not anyone they want. If they choose applying for consideration by the were admitted into the IFC, “It The expansion committee measure up on paper in com­ not to solicit AEPi, then that’s Greek Expansion Committee, would establish a bad precedent — reportedly found that AEPi, which parison to some other fraternities their right,” he said. which was created by the IFC and (UCSB) may have several more has a charter based on Jewish in terms of financial backing and (See AEPI, p.5) 2 Thursday, February 23,1989 ^ 1 [ e a d l i n e i rs Daily Nexus World 11 Nation 11 State Salvadoran Rebels Attack State Not Responsible For Chapman, McFerrin Take Major Military Installation Protection of Abused Child Top Honors at Grammys SAN SALVADOR — Leftist rebels attacked the country’s WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court, ruling against a LOS ANGELES — Singer-songwriter Tracy Chapman, a most important army base and an engineer detachment child who suffered brain damage from repeated beatings shy newcomer to the recording industry, won three Tuesday killing eight people and wounding 17. by his father, said Wednesday states generally may not be Grammy awards Wednesday night for her debut LP, and The attacks came as representatives of El Salvador’s sued even if they negligently fail to shield people from song stylist Bobby McFerrin won best pop male vocal major political parties met in Mexico with top commanders abuse by others. performance for the hit single, “Don’t Worry, Be Happy.” of the rebel army to discuss a modified insurgent electoral The 6-3 decision said public officials have no con­ Chapman won the female pop vocal award for her No. 1 proposal therebelsarepushing. stitutional duty to protect those who are not in state single “Fast Car,” which tells of a high school dropout who “Rejection of the proposal will mean custody. The court said there is no legal supports her alcoholic father and wants the war will not only continue but will recourse even in the “undeniably tragic” to escape her misery in a fast car with escalate,” warned the Farabundo Marti case where officials were aware of the her unemployed boyfriend. National Liberation Front’s radio. beatings but did not intervene. Clad in her customary blue jeans and In Mexico, the rebels proposed that the The court killed a lawsuit in behalf of black leather jacket, she kept her ac­ elections be postponed to June from 1 t é Joshua DeShaney, a Wisconsin boy who ceptance speech to a brief “Thank you,” March 19 and that a cease-fire could be since age four has been profoundly when she was named best new artist. instituted. It was a switch from previous retarded and is expected to remain in­ Jazz singer Anita Baker claimed two demands that the election be postponed stitutionalized for the rest of his life. rhythm and blues trophies, as the 31st until September, but left constitutional problems annual Grammy awards pre-broadcast ceremonies got unresolved. under way at the Shrine auditorium. The Constitution calls for President Jose Napoleon Leading Physicist Calls For Duarte to leave office on June 1; right-wing and center Bookstores Vandalized Over political parties have opposed any change in that date and Nuclear Weapons Reduction the army has hinted of a coup if Duarte overstays. The early morning attack on the 4,000 member first NEW YORK — Stephen Hawking, one of the world’s Banning of Rushdie Novel brigade’s headquarters was the fifth on a major military leading theoretical physicists, and diplomat George F. installation in this capital since November. Kennan on Wednesday added their voices to those calling SAN FRANCISCO — Two bookstores embroiled in the for the United States and the Soviet Union to reduce the controversy over publication of The Satanic Verses were store of nuclear arms. vandalized by someone who spray-painted the word Duties of Prime Minister The two made their comments in statements issued with “cowards” on their windows. the announcement that they were among five winners of the Leaflets pasted on the windows of the B. Dalton and Resumed by Party Member $125,000 Brittannica Awards for excellence in Waldenbooks stores accused the chain stores of disseminating knowledge to benefit humankind. collaborating with the “forces of darkness and repression.” KABUL, Afghanistan — Sultan Ali Kishtmand, a hard­ Hawking, who is confined to a wheelchair and speaks B. Dalton temporarily removed the books from its liner and ranking member of the ruling Communist Party’s through a voice synthesizer because of amyotrophic lateral shelves while officials at Waldenbooks, which also pulled Politburo, took over many of the duties of prime minster sclerosis, also called on the United States to abandon the the books, have not indicated whether they will change Tuesday, government sources said. Strategic Defense Initiative or “Star Wars” which he said their minds. Anti-communist guerrillas, meanwhile, fired a salvo of stands in the way of U.S.-Soviet cooperation. Iranian Islamic leaders have said author Salman rockets into the Afghan capital, killing one person and Without such cooperation, “chances of the human race Rushdie should die for writing the novel, which they con­ in ju r in g three others on the ninth anniversary of the surviving the next 100 years are not good,” Hawking said. sider blasphemous. uprising against the Soviet-backed government. The guerrillas hold most of the countryside and are trying High School Student Knifed to close in on the cities, which are mainly held by govern­ Consumer Price Increase Is ment troops. Mohammad Hasan Sharq stepped down as prime Biggest Jump In Two Years Repeatedly on L.A. Campus minister Monday. State-run Kabul radio said Kishtmand, who served as WASHINGTON — Consumer prices shot up 0.6 percent HUNTINGTON PARK — A teenage girl was repeatedly prime minister until 1988, has been charged with super­ last month, their fastest rise in two years, the government stabbed in the face, back, chest and arms Wednesday as vising the government’s council of ministers. said Wednesday in a report that analysts cite as fresh she walked across a high school campus to catch a school Government sources said this meant Kishtmand would evidence of entrenched and accelerating inflation. bus to another high school. effectively be the prime minister. Propelled by higher costs for food, energy and a variety The 16-year-old girl, a 10th grader who was being bused to of other goods and services, the seasonally adjusted in­ Verdugo Hills High School, was in guarded condition at crease in the Consumer Price Index doubled the moderate County-USC Medical Center, said Huntington Park High Sudan’s Defense Minister 0.3 percent gains of November and December, the labor School Principal Antonio Garcia. department said. A fellow student in the busing program was being held for January’s rise, if it persisted for 12 months, ’would investigation in the stabbing Wednesday afternoon, said Resigns After Refused Aid amount to an annual inflation rate of 7.2 percent, a city police Sgt. Ernie Batterton. KHARTOUM, Sudan — Defense Minister Abdel-Magid dramatic increase from the 4.4 percent posted for both 1988 “This is particularly vicious,” said Batterton. “She Khalil resigned Tuesday and reportedly alleged that and 1987. received three stab wounds to the chest area and one in her government reluctance to end Sudan’s southern civil war mouth. She received numerous slashes to her forearms as has isolated the country. Former Gen. Salah Abdul-Salam she tried to defend herself.” was named as his replacement. Former KKK Leader Sworn Batterton said a 16-year-old boy who was brought to the The independent newspaper Al-Ayam said Khalil station for questioning from Verdugo Hills High School told resigned after returning from an unannounced visit to Iraq officers he stabbed the girl with a small hunting knife, but and Jordan, where heapparently was refused new military In As Louisiana Legislator did not reveal the motive. and financial aid. Information Minister Beshir Omar said Prime Minister BATON ROUGE, La. — David Duke, a former grand Eight Yosemite Employees Sadek Mahdi named Abdul-Salam as his replacement. wizard of the Klu Klux Klan, overcame two last-minute Abdul-Salam is a member of the prime minister’s Umma challenges and was sworn in to the Louisiana Legislature party. Khalil, who also was an army general, is an In­ on Wednesday as black lawmakers vowed to keep an eye on Arrested for Drug Trafficking dependent. him. YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK — Eight Yosemite Omar said Mahdi cancelled a trip to Japan to attend the Duke took the oath of office after surviving a lawsuit and National Park employees were arrested Wednesday on funeral of Emperor Hirohito because of the “emergency an attempt by a lawmaker to deny him his House seat in a drug charges after federal officials issued warrants circumstances.” dispute over whether Duke was a legal resident of his following a six-month undercover investigation of cocaine Another newspaper, Al-Adwa, said Khalil’s letter of suburban New Orleans district, which is 99.6 percent white. sales and use in the park. resignation charged that “the foreign policy adopted by the “I want to allay fears that I will be divisive or a problem U.S. Attorney David Levi called the cocaine ring “the government does not lead to a unified internal front nor to in this great body,” Duke told his colleagues. “I truly second major narcotics operation to be conducted in stability, and has also led to the isolation of the country both believe when we took the pledge of allegiance this morning Yosemite in the 1980s.” A similar drug ring in 1983-84 ended in the Arab and outside world.” and we said justice for all, I believe in that for America.” in the arrests of 80 people.

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9 2 8 Emb. del Norte, I.V. 4 Thursday, February 23,1989 Daily Nexus humanistic aspects, his The book derives its title The Last Temptation of uncertainties and his from particular verses in the Christ by Greek author VERSES doubts,” as portrayed in the original Koran that were Nikos Kazantsakis. The book, said Campo. “Many later removed, Campo said. books portray the prophets POLICE REPORT I (Continued from p.l) Muslims take personal of­ The origin of The Satanic Mohammed and Christ, from the difficulty of fense to criticism s of Verses title comes from the respectively, as having Indecent Exposure, and Then Some following their traditional Mohammed.” belief by some Muslims that doubts, a human charac­ An Isla Vista transient was arrested Feb. 15 for in­ beliefs while living in the Segments of the Muslim Mohammed later became teristic. This depiction of decently exposing Himself in front of the apartment of two West, Campo said. community have also taken doubtful about the verses’ Christ was similarly seen as female Isla Vista residents, according to police records. strong issue to a passage in content and thus deleted blasphemous by some At about 8 p.m., Isla Vista Foot Patrol officers For Muslims, the principal the book where they aUege them, while more fun­ Christians. responded to a report of a white adult male allegedly point of contention lies with Mohammed’s wives are damental Muslims maintain attempting to enter the Pasado Road residence of two the book’s depiction of called prostitutes. However, the verses were originally The Satanic Verses will be female UCSB students. While en route to the scene, the Mohammed as having Campo emphasized that that inspired by the devil, and one of the textbooks in a new officers were informed by a sheriff’s department dispatch human characteristics such is a misinterpretation, God later revealed the UCSB religious studies broadcast that the subject had reportedly dropped his as doubt. “The Muslims are saying, “If you actually read verses’ satanic origin. course, Islam and Modernity trousers and had begun to masturbate outside the front taking offense at the em­ the book, that’s not what he Campo compared The (140F), which will be taught window of the residence. phasis of Mohammed’s is saying.” Satanic Verses to the book this spring by Dr. Campo. When the officers arrived at the address, two females ran up and directed the officers to the suspect, who was still looking in the front window of the house. The officers the reactor was under the uranium, unfit for use in probably as good, if not approached the suspect, Joseph Edwin Ferrucci, 20, who heavy security of a locked weapons, Profio said. better as a neutron source” fled the scene when he saw the police. The officers pur­ REACTOR door and fence and of a However, Profio said the as the old reactor, he said of sued Ferrucci on foot, eventually apprehending him after motion detector, Gallagher university had already the new set-up, adding the he entered a house on Trigo Road. He was taken into (Continued from p.l) said. planned to shut down the simulator can be used for custody and booked on charges of prowling, peeping and enough to run a flashlight. The reactor, last used in reactor, regardless of the faculty research, whereas indecent exposure, according to police records. Profio said the reactor was fall of 1985, was shut down in new regulations, as soon as it the reactor could not, because of its low power. “not suitable for research” the wake of new federal received a nuclear reactor Who’s On First? because of its low power. regulations designed to simulator, which is now used Two UCSB students were cited for minor in possession Profio said during the 10 reduce the availability of instead. of alcohol by Foot Patrol officers Feb. 17, with one of the Despite its low power, the weapons-grade uranium for The simulator, first years the reactor was used students seeing numerous other charges filed against on campus, its presence was reactor did contain one fear of terrorist thefts. The utilized in spring of 1987, him, according to police records. well known, but it never kilogram of weapons-grade revised regulations would uses a $75,000 accelerator as Two officers on routine bicycle patrol of Del Playa Road uranium, which is needed for have required that the a neutron source, coupled to drew protestors. “At the at about 10:15 p.m. reportedly observed two male subjects the construction of nuclear university convert the an IBM XT personal com­ time they were more in­ walking across the roadway, each carrying a glass con­ weapons. Because of this, reactor to use low-grade puter, Profio said. “It’s terested in Diablo Canyon.” taining been The subjects were contacted for in­ vestigation of violation of the open-container ordinance. The officers requested and obtained California-issued driver’s licenses from both subjects. The officers also requested alternate forms of identification to verify the licenses. 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Vision research laboratory at UCSB is “seeking mothers with color greek community have developed a Cleff said the two groups are moving in a blind sons to participate in a study examining the genetic causes of negative attitude toward AEPi and an positive direction, but the IFC still holds od or blindness. adversarial relationship does not exist that AEPi followed the wrong procedure in between AEPi and the IFC. establishing itself. “We made a rule (to By participating you can: Learn about your sons color blindness Still, however, both sides are now at­ exclude crashing fraternities). When you tempting to improve the relationship. “We’d step back on it, you lose credibility. You Contribute to research on color blindness like to work together to come to a solution — have to stick to the guidelines you set,” he for a fair resolution for everybody,” said said. Qualifications; Mothers who have sons with any form of color Samson, stressing that AEPi does not want “We’re not taking an adversary position. blindness. Sons must be 12 years or older. Vision will be tested in to create animosity between greeks. We want to work together instead of against both mother and son. In an effort to improve relations, AEPi each other,” Cleff added. “They will be let was permitted last year to visit each of the on (the IFC) when they garner enough IFC fraternities and give presentations support to attain that two-thirds vote.” ¡Initial screening takes only 15 minutes. Monetary compensation about itself. The presentations attempted to Opinions about accepting AEPi into the for participation. demonstrate AEPi’s benefits to the greek IFC vary among fraternities. Lambda Chi - r *• ' system and that AEPi members have had President Mike Bugdanowitz said at first he Call: 961-2446 Ask for Dr. Jay Neitz or Dr. Jerry Jacobs. “a stigma” attached to them stemming thought AEPi was wrong to crash the from its inclusion from IFC. Saying that the campus, but that it has done penance presentations have garnered a “favorable” enough for that mistake. “I think if the vote response, Samson said, “Before, we weren’t would come now, they should come on (the really talking to them at all .... (Now) we IFC),” Bugdanowitz said. have at least established an atmosphere Phi Delta Theta President Ryan Johnson where we can talk to each other.” said his house would take a collective vote Despite the reported warming in relations before agreeing to accept AEPi, but it is between AEPi and the other greek “still up in the air” as to which way they Get the Most organizations, AEPi is not likely to get would vote. Alpha Phi Alpha President another chance to join the IFC in the near DeMorris Walker declined to comment. future. Only a two-thirds vote by IFC Out of College... members would allow AEPi to be accepted, Last fall, AEPi representatives began to unless the expansionary committee invites meet quarterly with the IFC, Panhellenic it into the system. The latter possibility, Council and UCSB administrators about the however, seems unlikely unless the status of the fraternity. The next meeting is Living in the residence halls can be one of the “crashing fraternity” clause is scrapped, scheduled for March 3. “I’d really like to see Samson said. something tangible come out of this highlights of your University experience. In order for the vote to take place, an IFC meeting,” Samson said, explaining he Currently enrolled students living off-campus now chapter member would have to make a would like to outline what steps AEPi must motion for the addition of the fraternity. 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In the wake of the Stockton schoolyard tragedy and sanity of inner-city gang conflict, the availability and. semi-automatic weapons has become the subject of mi been considerable public outcry from both sides of th legislative panaceas on the local, state and national lei nature of these very proposals which merits closer exai We have already seen the city of Los Angeles hurt banning the sale and possession of these weapons, sucl within city limits. There are several problems inherei this, not the least of which is that this ordinance mi owning and law-abiding citizens. In addition, those eag illicit purposes can circumvent this minor inconvenier neighboring county; that is, if they can’t pick one up on Most significantly, the new ordinance places a qu constitutional rights; many citizens are infuriated, i been my experience that when townspeople attend ci displeasure with this or that law, whatever its nature, are the ones who will be directly affected by the provi when the evening news recently aired clips of such r suppose was present? There were no gang-bangers, sociopaths on hand to dissent. Of course, they had because they don’t obey laws anyway. However, there were plenty of blue-collar, workini many of whom did not own the type of weapon afi nonetheless concerned with the precedent set for the ci' The point is this: The band-aid solution seized upon 'IN1HB OPINION OF TTiiS REVt€W£R i.. ' Angeles effectively disarms or makes felons of otherwi it does relatively nothing to stop the violence. Gang regulation (and those who lawfully comply with it) changes. One young Crip recently told the Los Angeles have no effect upon the violence, since “the bangers wi up,” and also that semi- and fully automatic rifles are on the black market (as cheap as $30 from an addict in i Several things need to be considered at this point. I not, no solution, including a complete nationwide ban i stop the random violence overnight. It runs just a littl heavy firepower. Second, it would appear that there is an abund legislators seeking to make political mileage out of 1 collaborating to arrive at a feasible plan for stemn Sacramento, and the sacred halls of Congress, these o found in print daily) make pompous, grandiose staten national bans on semi-automatic weapons, and in the less radical alternatives as cowards or right-wing lunat The irony is that the scope and intensity of their pw failure. The concept of a national ban,, for examp'te, chance in hell of surviving the withering assault of tl and the formidable gun lobby. The latter’s influence and would quite likely result in the defeat of any bil language. Moderation is the key if this social tumor is ti A far more practical (and nationally digestible) solui similar to that submitted by Governor George Deu automatic weapons should be subjected to a 15-day wai applies to the purchase of handguns, during which potential buyer could be satisfactorily examined. ' things: First, it would prevent undesirables from same Under such regulaton, Patrick Purdy could not have be Booze and G

Dr. Hunter S. Thomf "W e that are true lovers run into strange capers. ’ ’

BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed My heart was full of hate as we zoomed back down i m y b o y. every morning couldn’t quite put it into focus. George Bush was on tl FOR EIGHT YEARS NOW. about justice for Puerto Ricans... but the sound of his \ FIFTY MILLION REAPERS in my ears and my fiancee was babbling incessantly at HAVE WATCHED YOU a boyfriend. WTTHOUT ANY “He watches me like a hawk,” she was saying. “He cl am es can’t escape.” I ON. I laughed harshly and gave her a hard slap to the thr y to roll back in her head. She tried to screech, but no soi and just as I started to smile, I saw her fist right in fro whack of bone against bone that made me go blind. There was a crazy look in her eyes for a moment, the out on the seat with her head in my lap. “Let’s ge “There’s a liquor store up here on the next corner. I can We were almost to where she lived, she said, but she before slipping into the house. “I’m sure he’s not ther nervous.” We pulled into the parking lot of the liquor store and si we went inside. The top was down and the bright red ( rolling bonfire. I felt a little queasy about necking open BY GARRY TRUDEAU Doonesbury own neighborhood, but she said it didn’t matter. “Who cares?” she giggled. “We’re almost newlyweds . . . AND THE CLUSTER OF PROBLEMS WHAT IF IT DOES, YOU ASK? Another wave of queasiness rolled over me, but I igno SURROUND!N6 JOHN TO W ER- WHAT WELL, BEFORE WE KNOW rich-looking men fussing over the fine wine selection, IT, WE COULD BE LOOKING THE SEEMINGLY ENDLESS STREAM IF IT JOES PIZZA ! HA, HA ! OH, whiskey rack. It looked like a long night coming up, AT SAM NUNN'S WORST HI, GENERAL! JES'KJPPIN'! OF ALLEGATIONS-NOW MAKES IT DOES'? Salute, a tall bottle of 110-proof green Chartreuse am ALMOST UNTHINKABLE THAT THE / AHGUTMARR / HA, HA! WHAZZUP? SENATE WILL VOTE TO backup. At the cash register I noticed a tabloid with a big h< ATTACK FUNERAL AND EAT THE CORPSE. It was a heinous story: “Relatives and friends were s fierce predators tearing away at the flesh of their loved It happened in Poland, where a flock of huge meat-« cemetery, squawking and croaking ominously as the ci grave — then suddenly swooped down and attacked (the that one man had his scalp clawed off and another los and fled, dropping the casket on the street and letting th Stunned townspeople stood by helplessly weeping as carried the corpse away.... One relative said the mion Thursday, February 23,1989 7

I Firearms Offers No Panacea for dignity and justice.” Ground was broken June 19, 1971, in Lincoln Square. Born in 1874 of iroeder F IR S T IN slave parentage, Bethune founded Bethune Cookman LACK College in Florida, and was an jedy and as a result of the ongoing ut­ adviser to four U.S. presidents. In ility and accessibility of military-style ACHIEVEMENTS 1935, she founded the National ject of much heated debate. There has Council of Negro Women, uniting ides of this issue, and a whole slew of women to improve the Black tional levels has been birthed. It is the community. loser examination here, The first public memorial to an First in Black Achievements is eles hurriedly pass a local ordinance African-American is a statue of presented by Alphg Phi Alpha tons, such as the now-infamous AK-47, Mary McLeod Bethune who Fraternity, Inc., iiffcelebration of is inherent in such a hasty solution as “epitomized the Black ... quest Black History Month. tance makes criminals of many gun- :hose eager to obtain such firearms for* convenience with a quick road trip to a jne up on the streets, ces a questionable strain on specific The Reader’s Voice iriated, and with good reason. It has midnight, my friends and I found attend city council meetings to voice GSA Ballots Out; a cozy little spot near trailer 986. s nature, it is safe to assume that they It was colder than hell, but we the provisions of the issue at hand. So were Gaucho loyalists and willing of such meetings in L.A., who do you Get One and Vote to endure the cold temperatures -bangers, junkies, dealers, freaks or would anyone with criminal or psychopathic histories and inclinations be able to Editor, Daily Nexus: and long hours. Everything was hey had no real reason to be there, obtain a firearm over the counter by simply signing a few forms. Second, it will During the next two weeks, the nice — friendly neighbors and leave access open to honest people who don’t wear gang colors, sell crack or bear a Graduate Student Association is stars in the sky. I began recalling , working-class folk (among others), twisted grudge against their old elementary school. conducting a ballot initiative those fond memories of kin­ ;apon affected by the ban, but were This less inflammatory approach is far more likely to be accepted by the regarding GSA membership fees dergarten lines at recess, for the civil regulation of firearms, American people and, as a result, passed into law. Only when such a statute is and a University Children’s perhaps even a lunch line — an zed upon by communities such as Los enacted can a real war of attrition begin against the domestic terrorism which is Center fee. Ballot boxes will be endeavor always well-rewarded if otherwise law-observant people, and now rampant nationwide. Proliferation of semi-automatic rifles among the criminal located in graduate department with a plate of delectables. ce. Gang members mock the newest element would certainly be affected. A logical and longer-run second step might be offices from Feb. 21 to March 3 .1 However, this morning, I got with it), and on the streets nothing to gradually cut off the import of such firearms into the country. This move would urge all graduate students to take crap. s Angeles Times that such a ban would eventually render weapons like the AK-47 a collector’s item, and would not raise the a few minutes to express opinions Sometime around 8 a.m., angers won’t give them (the weapons) constitutional hackles of American gun owners. on these two issues by voting. people stood, people packed, and rifles are easily and cheaply available To those for whom the above proposal is unsatisfactory, let me say this. If semi­ GSA is a representative body of proceeded to herd themselves addict in need of a fix). automatic rifles like the Uzi and AK-47 (imports) and AR-15 and Mac-10 (domestic) UCSB graduate students. GSA closer to the ECen entrance. This is point. First and foremost, like it or were declared illegal tomorrow nationwide, the effect would be to remove such functions to serve the larger was fine, it was still a “nice” line. vide ban on these firearms, is going to weapons from the possession of those who respect our legal process. This would be a needs of the UCSB graduate Then a handful of CSOs and ust a little deeper than access to such direct violation of their, your, and my right to keep and bear arms. (We’ll not dwell student, such as retaining a leave police officers decided to mess on the ominous precedent which would be set for future federal regulation of of absence privileges, increasing with the seemingly cosmic order in abundance of state and national firearms.) The overall impact on urban violence would be miniscule, for reasons enrollment and retention of of lines and ticket-seekers. They e out of this issue instead of actively outlined above. minority graduate students and decided to break up the line and or stemming the bloodshed. In L.A., The bad guys are still going to have and use them, folks. Proof can be found in a advocacy of an affordable and “bend” it around. It “bent” so s, these officials (whose names can be recent Los Angeles Times editorial (Jan. 30, 1989) by State Assemblyman Mike effective student health plan. conveniently that the people who se statements calling for state and/or Roos, who has introduced a bill calling for a ban on the sale and possession of you- Other needs are served which are were 100 yards behind me were nd in the process castigate those with know-what. Mr. Roos lists several illegal weapons, such as brass knuckles, sawed- smaller, but no less important, suddenly 100 yards ahead of me. ring lunatics. off shotguns and machine guns, which were banned when “their ready availability such as equitable allocation of They messed with the line f their own alternatives doom them to posed too great a danger to society.” Roos goes on to say that these bans have student cubicles, graduate because it spanned the entrance ixamps, stands perhaps a snowball’s worked because “no longer do we see the great proliferation we once saw when student social activities and of an almost already-full parking ault of the National Rifle Association these were freely available.” committee placements and at­ lot. I saw only two cars that even nfluence in Congress is considerable, I can’t recall a time in which any of the items in question were freely available. As tendance. attempted an entrance into the if any bill containing such restrictive to their current nonproliferation, I’m certain most citizens do not own and use them. Our efforts are supported by lot. This may be weak reasoning, umor is to be effectively excised, However, if you think that illegality has rendered them extinct, you are quite graduate student’s $3.50/quarter but do the needs of two drivers — ible) solution is the following proposal, idealistic and probably live in the suburbs. membership fee. These monies not even carpoolers — warrant arge Deukmejian. The sale of semi- Headaches cannot be cured by decapitation, and violent crime will not end when are stretched thinly and more complete destruction of ticket 5-day waiting period such as currently semi-automatic weapons are illegal. It is essential that the legislators in question money would ease the con­ distribution? g which time the background of the here realize thé latter fact, and shape their proposals thusly. However, if they allow strictive financial constraints By this time it was over. My imined. This would accomplish two themselves to be guided by emotion rather than reason and achieve no substantive under which we must operate. fellow Gauchos turned hostile. 'om same-day acquisition of a weapon. results, they will have no one else to blame as the body count rises. Additional money would assist They ran, they pushed, they cut >t have bought an AK-47, and no longer David J. Schroeder is a senior majoring in political science. the proper lobbying of campus in and out of lines until they could administrators and their peers cut no more. The whole theory of statewide, additional campus lines was blown. I heard grum­ newsletters and graduate blings from people in front of me, Blows On the Road To Reno publications and additional how they were pissed off because graduate student social ac­ they felt that they had been hompson hysterically over chunks of loose flesh. tivities. More monies would also screwed over and they had been I have always admired Polish journalism. There is a different rhythm to it, a fund new ideas, such as a there since 5:00 in the morning. iers." brazenly off-center point of view that.allows for unique perceptions.... But there was graduate student exhibition day, Poor kids. Okay, great. I could — Shakespeare no time for scholarly reflection now: We were out on the boulevard again, driving a resume and job networking complain all day about those who ck down the hill to Sacramento, but I slowly toward Jilly’s house. service and a graduate student cut, but I’m not going to whine. I was on the radio talking to Congress It was on a tree-lined street in a high-rent district not far from the Capitol — a research colloquia. don’t know what was going id of his voice was like lithium grease brick townhouse with white pillars.... I found a dark spot across the street and There has not been an increase through ther heads (were you isantly about her money-mad brute of parked in the half-shadow of a big elm tree, then I felt her tongue in my mouth. in the GSA membership fee since having fun?), but enjoy the We were making so much noise that I decided to put the top up—which seemed to 1981. We propose to raise the game, assholes!!!! ig. “He clings to my back like a tick. I offend her. “I told you,” she snapped. “He’s gone. He’s sniveling around at one of his quarterly fee to $5.50. This $2 I would like to make it clear goddamn business dinners. That’s all he cares about.” increase would give us the funds that this letter’s intentions are to the throat that caused her eyeballs “Not like us,” I said. “We hear the real music.” necessary to tackle the problems not to put down the efforts of the lut no sound came out of her mouth... She slid across the seat and got out. ‘T il be right back,” she said. “This won’t take and proclaim the successes of CSOs or police. They were doing ght in front of my face and then felt a a minute.” UCSB graduate students. their job and being nice toward find. I watched as she pranced gracefully across the lawn in her high-heel shoes and Vote yes and support GSA and the crowd throughout the night. I ment, then she laughed and stretched disappeared through the front door.... Well, I thought, this must be what Gen. graduate students’ futures. would, however, like to address ‘Let’s get some whiskey,” she said, MacArthur had in mind when he made his famous speech about the Pitfalls of If you have any questions about some problems and offer some ler. I can charge there.” Unrealism. either measure, please do not suggestions. First of all, take a 1, but she wanted to have a few drinks For the first time all day I realized that this woman was serious. I was about to get hesitate to call at 961-3824. stand! If you and the athletic i not there,” she said, “but I still feel married to a total stranger. She had made me drive all the way back here just to get CHRISTOPHER CRAWFORD department say that we can’t her birth certificate. Internal GSA Presdient stand in line until 7:00, then ore and she gave me a long kiss before I relaxed and turned up the radio. It was George Bush again — a news rehash of enforce it. If it is impossible to ight red Chevy seemed to glow like a his speech about shame in Puerto Rico and the need to strip elderly welfare cheats The Moving Line enforce, then don’t toy with lung openly under a street light in her off the Medicaid dole. everyone. A major problem arose r. That swine! I thought. He’s sleazier than Nixon.... Never mind that giddy swill when ticket-seekers arrived at jwlyweds.” James Baker put out about how George loves to hum Dylan tunes while racing his Cheats a Gaucho the, what they thought to be but I ignored it.... The store was full of Cigarette boat across the waters.... Editor, Daily Nexus: prompt, time of 7 a.m. When it selection, but we went straight to the Probably John Tower likes to go out with him. Load up on booze and a gaggle of Yeah, that’s right — zip, was obvious that they were ning up, so I got two liters of Royal wild women, then crank up the speakers and make a beserk run on the dock at 90 nothing, flat out of luck. That’s history, they got pissed that reuse and a half-gallon of Chivas for mph... scare the landlubbers into a coma. me, that’s my friends and it’s people like myself were allowed Good old George. You can take the boy out of Yale, but you can’t take Yale out of time for a change. It is 9:03 a.m., to camp out. They saw no h a big headline saying: VULTURES the boy. It’s the same goatish attitude that got him mixed up with a loose cannon like Tuesday, and I’m at home con­ alternative but to cut. Oliver North in the first place. Just an ungovernable hunger for life. templating a terrorist-style coup Second, what the hell is the ds were sickened as they watched the Suddenly, I heard a wild outburst of shouting from the direction of Jilly’s house. of the ECen ticket booth. I hope problem with putting up ropes to eir loved one.” “You drunken bitch!” a man’s voice screamed. “You can’t get away with this! I’ll that those of you who came to form lines? This would hinder the ge meat-eating birds circled over the have you both locked up!” Then I heard a babble of cursing and her spike heels wait at 7 a.m. enjoy the game. chances of rushing cutters being ' as the casket was carried toward the clattering on the asphalt as she sprinted across the street and jumped into the car. You see, I saw the 11:00 successful. Stan the Man — is this ackedthe six pallbearers so savagely “Let’s go! ” she yelled.-“He’s gone crazy! He grabbed me by the neck! ” Monday night news and realized too much trouble? I like you — lother 'lost an eyeball. They panicked The man was still screaming as I hammered the car into gear and roared away the ban on waiting in line until you throw candy, but if there is a letting the corpse roll out. from the curb with my lights off. What the hell? I thought. Let’s go to Reno. 7:00 was neither being followed reason why this isn’t done, let’s eping as a horde of bloodthirsty birds To be continued... nor enforced, so I decided to get hear it. said file vultures were squabbling Dr. Hunter S. Thompson is a syndicated columnist. my butt down there. Around CRAIG SCHAEFER 8 Thursday, February 23 World News Perspectives Daily Nexus The Marshall Islands: Legacy of Foreign Rule

• N o rth e rn 'W ak* Island (U.S.) By Pater Hemsch Philippine é M a r ia n a Staff Writer v Is la n d s ’ •• (Ü.S.) S a ip a n ^ Sea Bikini Atoll During the worldwide race for colonies in the last quarter Rongelap Q u a m of the 19th century, imperial Germany gained control of the (U.S.) Acana Marshall Islands, Caroline Islands, Northern Mariana E n e w e ta k Islands and Palau — a vast area of tiny islands and atolls FEDERATED STATES OF / ' M A R S H A L L stretching eastward from the Philippines for more than 3,500 Y a p * MICRONESIA K w a ja le in ’• ISLANDS miles (see map). At the outbreak of World War I in 1914, « • KcrortOreor^f p ,| ,0 |,|a n d , a. *.V • V. Japan seized the area, ruling it until U.S. military forces took Majuro over in bloody battles in 1944-45. •Caroline • Islands x o io r f la . # Trust Tarr. In 1947, the United Nations granted the U.S. control of the • o f th e entire area under the Trust Territory of the Pacific Islands. Pacific Islands The inhabitants of the Trust Territory, impoverished and * * * (U.S.) without powerful friends, were in no position to protest ef­ T a r a w a * fectively when in 1946 the U.S. began nuclear weapons tests Equator on Bikini Atoll. The tests — expanded to include Enewetak in aid to the three nations. Isolation and a lack of natural resources mean tourism is the Atoll in 1948 — continued until 1958, leaving the area with The Marshall Islands, despite their location more than only source of considerable foreign currency, and while some serious long-term radiation effects (see story, this page). 2,000 miles from any nation larger than Rhode Island, nations have expressed fear about the adverse effects of United States and islander efforts to terminate the U.N. manage to play a role in superpower politics. Kwajalein tourism on national culture, most are developing the trusteeship have been stymied by the Soviet Union, which Atoll, in the northwestern region of the nation, is the drop­ promising industry. has objected to terms of independence and has used its U.N. down site for U.S. intercontinental ballistic missile tests The Pacific Islands, while blessed with an abundance of veto power to prevent termination. In 1982, bypassing the launched from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California. food, have so few exploitable resources that many scholars U.N., the U.S. and the Republic of the Marshall Islands, the Under the terms of the compact, the U.S. is to provide, over feel they will be dependent on foreign aid for the forseeable Republic of Palau and the Federated States of Micronesia the next 30 years, approximately $170 million in rent and $80 future. One bright spot for the future is the fishing industry, (formerly the Caroline Islands) signed a Compact of Free million for development projects for the displaced which is currently operated almost exclusively by developed Association (the Northern Mariana Islands had become an inhabitants of Kwajelein. Currently, the Marshallese moved nations working under contract from Pacific Island states. internally self-governing U.S. district in 1978). from Kwajalein live in squalor with poor sanitation and high The history of the Marshall Islands and the Pacific Island Under the compact, the three new countries are in­ suicide rates, while U.S. armed forces personnel and their nations in general proves not even the most remote and dependent of each other and control both their internal and families are well-provided-for at local facilities. economically unimportant areas of the globe can remain foreign affairs, while the U.S. is responsible for defense and The economic future for the Marshall Islands mirrors that untouched by the military and economic workings of the security. The compact also pledges the U.S. to grant $3 billion of the more than 15 tiny island nations in the Pacific. developed nations. Islanders of Rongelap Flee Home, Allege U.S. Cover-up (The following edited article is from the test and allowed to return three years later. “permissible” for adults provided they are where a new home is being considered. August issue of the Fiji-based magazine The islanders are not satisfied with the given geographical and dietary restrictions. Their ordeal began on March 1, 1954 — Pacific Island Monthly.) impartiality of the latest survey; they The team deferred any recommendation on now known as Bikini Day—when the United believe they were used as guinea pigs by children until further review. States dropped a 15-megaton thermonuclear More than 300 nuclear refugees evacuated U.S. authorities to monitor the long-term Bertell and Freanke dissented, calling for bomb (1,000 times larger than the bomb from Rongelap atoll by the Rainbow effects of radiation on a human population more extensive physical examinations and dropped on Hiroshima) on Bikini atoll, 160 Warrior shortly before the peace ship was and had sought a study conducted by foreign radioactivity measurements. km west of Rongelap. Taken off three days bombed in New Zealand three years ago are researchers. They are also seeking $6 Among the majority was Dr. Robert later, the Rongelap islanders were allowed still looking for a new home after an in­ million to pay for a full radiological survey Conrad, who headed the Marshall Islands to return in 1957, but the damage had dependent report has confirmed some of of their homeland and in compensation for medical program for Brookhaven National already been done: A legacy of leukemia, their radiation fears. their exile. ** - Laboratory from 1957 to 1980. In his first miscarriages, birth defects, thyroid tumors, Elders of the islanders, now living a harsh The islanders last year sought a three- year in charge, three years after the Bravo and damaged genes. lifestyle on Mejato in the Marshall Islands, member team to conduct the investigation; Test, the laboratory produced a document control groups from 1957 to 1961, found in are seeking an uninhabited island on Majuro Canadian radiobiologist Dr. Rosalie Bertell, that declared: “Greater knowledge (of Rongelap islanders abnormally low counts atoll close to the capital of the republic. But author of No Immediate Danger (an expose radiation effects on human beings) is badly of monocytes; large white blood cells they have not lost hope of returning to their on how world nuclear authorities cover up needed.... Though the radioactive con­ produced in bone marrow to fight bacteria. home and are still lobbying for a full health the dangers and consequences of tamination of Rongelap island is considered Exposure to high levels of radiation can and radiology survey on Rongelap. irradiation) and a researcher for the perfectly safe for human habitation, the depress the production of monocytes. The U.S. Department of Energy is Toronto-based International Institute of levels of activity are higher than those found “Like many of our women exposed during claimed by the report to have evidence the Concern for Public Health; and West in other inhabited locations in the world. the bomb tests, I have many miscarriages; Rongelap islanders may have suffered from Germany’s Dr. Ute Boikat, of the University The habitation of these people on the island seven,” says Lijon Eknilang, one of the radiation exposure for several years after of Bremnen, and Bemd Franke, of will afford the most valuable ecological island leaders. “I have lived in fear and I the Bravo thermonuclear test in 1954 — yet Heidelberg’s Institute of Energy and En­ radiation data on human beings. ” feel my life is in danger. I sometimes feel it lets them live on their contaminated atoll vironmental Research. Thirty-one years of tragedy and suffering my body is on fire.” without explaining the medical findings to But the Marshall Islands government, forced 320 Rongelap Islanders to abandon Miscarriages used to be rare on Rongelap. them. Even though DOE scientists acting under pressure from U.S. authorities, their atoll. They were evacuated at their “Now miscarriages happen all the time. We monitored depressed white blood cell counts refused to give a clearance for this team own request less than two months before the take them for granted,” Eknilang says. “We and high levels of plutonium in the urine of under Dr. Bertell’s direction alone. Another Greenpeace movement’s flagship was never used to have problems with mentally the Rongelap islanders, the report claims, possibility had been a team headed by sabotaged by French agents in Auckland retarded children, or youngsters with they interpreted the findings as American radiation specialist Dr. Robert Harbor on July 10,1985. stunted growth. Now it’s frequent. “anomalous.” Gale, who went to the Soviet Union to per­ The nuclear refugees settled on Mejato, a “There have been at least six or seven The medical data emerged during a form bone marrow transplants on radiation 16-hectare uninhabited island on the nor­ ‘jellyfish babies’ — they have no face. They recent scientific review of a 1982 DOE victims after the 1986 Chernobyl meltdown thwestern tip of the vast Kwajalein atoll — have short bodies, stubby legs and look fat report that concluded that all but the atoll’s disaster. across the lagoon from the U.S. missile and shapeless. They live for half a day or so northern ring of islets — the islanders’ food That proposal also fell through. testing range. Today, living conditions and then die. larder — was now safe. The United States Instead, an 11-member panel of in­ remain bleak: a village has been con­ Congress ordered the review after a second ternational experts was set up that included structed from their stripped buildings on “Loosing my homeland really hurts. It mass exodus by islanders aboard the Dr. Bertel] and Mr. Franke. The panel’s Rongelap, but life remains hard and hurts me terribly. It is sad for our children: Rainbow Warrior in May 1985; the preliminary report to the Congress House depressing and food is always running They’ll grow up hearing about our population had earlier been evacuated by Appropriations Subcommittee has con­ short. The Rongelap elders believe they will traditional home, but I don’t know if they’ll United States authorities after the Bravo cluded that returning to Rongelap is be able to build a better life on Majuro atoll, ever be able to go back there.”

Union counsellor at the United Nations, Mikhail Belyy, told am sure we can get these things cheap in Fiji because of Islands Business that his country was concerned the compact Fiji’s weak currency and because we are using the American Economic and Political would give the United States a stronger foothold in the dollar.” Northern Pacific and increase the militarization of the area. However, the key to the Marshalls’ trade with the Pacific is Edwards describes U.S.-Marshallese ties as “a friendly a better shipping service. It has one of the best ports in the Obstacles for Islanders relationship.... But we have been victimized mainly because Northern Pacific islands. Edwards says his nation wants to the United States is involved. If they have some political create a transshipment port at Majuro and the government is (The following edited article is from the December issue of differences with the United States, then that’s between them using the (South Pacific) Forum Line to extend its services the Fiji-based magazine Islands Business.) and the United States and not us. We are just doing what we there. think is best for us, a small country.” Isolation is a major problem for the Republic of the When real work starts after the New Year, Edwards and Edwards was asked whether all these justified his small Marshall Islands. Its capital, Majuro, is 2,136 miles south­ his wife aim to lay the framework for their country’s country having an embassy in Suva, its only one in the west of Honolulu, 2,300 miles southeast of Tokyo and 2,014 diplomatic ties with countries represented in Fiji’s capitol of Pacific islands. It has another embassy in Washington and a miles east of Saipan. It is out of the mainstream of in­ Suva. “We’ve exchanged notes with Papua New Guinea and consulate in Honolulu. Said Edwards: “We feel we should be ternational shipping and air services. The Marshalls also has we are waiting for their reply,” Edwards said. “We have in the South Pacific closer to all our friends and we could do another isolation problem: the reluctance of nations like exchanged notes with Kiribati and New Zealand, I think, is anything we could do together. We want to promote our Britain and France to accept it as a sovereign state. appointing a representative. We are trying with Australia. political identity and identify ourselves with the other nations “It’s a legal matter,” explained the first Marshall Islands You see, we are on our own now and we would like to wave in the world. ambassador to Fiji, Laurence Edwards. “We have applied to our flags and promote our own identity as a nation.” “We are an independent nation and we’d like to promote the United Nations to be recognized as an independent state. that. Make it known. We have been undercover for many We applied to the Trusteeship Council of the United Nations Trade with Fiji is likely, although the Marshalls, with its 29 years. Under many administrations. Fiji is not only the seat: because we were a trustee of the United States before in­ atolls and five islands, has nothing to sell Fiji. “We don’t for regional organizations like the Forum Secretariat, it is dependence in 1982. Britain and France are waiting for the have much to trade with because our main product is coconut also the base for many countries involved in the Pacific.” legal matter to be solved by the United Nations, to have full oil,” Edwards said. “So really we are looking at buying from He said the Compact of Free Association with the United recognition.” Fiji.” Edwards is arranging for a Marshall Islands trade States has been misinterpreted and given a sinister label by The Soviet bloc is the major obstacle, opposing moves to mission to visit Fiji in the next few months. governments opposed to the United States. “That’s politics. establish the sovereignty of the island republic because of its “Things we really need from Fiji,” he said, “are farm That’s international politics,” he said. “But the United States Compact of Free Association with the United States. A Soviet products like fruits and vegetables, sugar, beef and rice. I needs us and we need them.” Daily Nexus Sports Thursday, February 23,1989 9 SCOn LAWRENCE We’ve Got League Meet Awaits Swim/Dive Units Kevin Headley and Chris Robinson have been 1-2 in Men Go For the 100, 200, and 500 the Fans - freestyles this year, while 11th Straight Punja will lead the way in the backstroke. Punja, the We Need only male swimmer to Title, Women qualify for ¡NCAAs last year, said] Juris ready to a Gimmick Try For 3rd roll. When “The Tark” brought “The main goal for his band of Rebels into*the myself and for the team is Thunder dome (then caUed to get to the NCAAs,” the ECen) two seasons ago, By Craig W ong Punja said. “I think I’m he came out of the Staff Writer peaking right now, but the lockerroom to watch his most important thing will squad do its pregame shoot- * be to concentrate on Today, at Long Beach’s around ritual. ■ swimming good times.” Belmont Plaza Pool, the Suit-clad, brown tie, o UCSB will also get points UCSB men’s and women’s chrome dome and tired eyes, £ from freshmen Victor he walked down the Vegas swimming and diving g Wales and Chuck Goet- teams will attempt to bench to his seat and was x schel, who have been greeted by Gaucho fans gamer their 11th and third £ specializing in the bearing styrofoam heads-on- straight conference breaststroke, butterfly and a-stick, complete with a championships respec­ BEFORE AND AFTER — This was senior Gaucho swimmer Rana Punja individual medley. Scott towel in the mouth. tively. yesterday (left), this is what he'll look like today (right) when he shaves Ferry, Karl Eckert and Cute idea. But the odd thing is that for the Big West Championships which take place today through Kurt Chambliss will do The likenesses were their main goal is not Saturday. Punja is three-time league champ and record-holder (50.20) in most of the scoring in the waved in his face and fans winning the cham­ the 100 Back. long distance events. were informing him that his pionships. For the women, All- #l-ranked Rebels were about “Our prima’ry goal is to will be shooting for,. It’s we’re going to be a better UCSB, at the Rebel’s own Americas and Olympic to “go down.” He knew this qualify for NCAAs,” simple, you beat the set team at the national meet. But Wilson thinks the trialists Marcie Fuller and wasn’t going to be an or­ Gaucho swim coach Gregg time, you go to the championships.” Gauchos will be the one Kim Bryson will lead the dinary following. Wilson said. “We want to nationals, but the Big West And if history is a keeping league-bragging way, doing their damage in And it wasn’t. The decibel qualify as many for the meet (today through precursor, the Gauchos rights come Saturday the freestyle and the level reached record heights nationals as possible. Last Saturday) will be the last should trounce their league afternoon. relays. in that night’s 88-74 UCSB year, Rana Punja was the attempt each swimmmer opponents. Last year, the “Basically we’ve been Also contributing will be loss after probably never only one on the men’s team will have to qualify for the men won by 274 points, waiting for this meet to freestyle and backstroke being loud enough to wake to make it — this year we NCAAs. while the women won by a show our full hand,” Wilson specialist Sophie Kamoun, the mice underneath the could have six to eight. “We’ve had a lot of time whopping 305.5. The UNLV said. “I don’t think Vegas long distance swimmers bleachers. Last year we had four or to rest,” Wilson said. Swimmin’ Rebels finished will be surprised at how we Krissy Arthur and Tabitha Then last season, the five women go — this year “We’re going to hit second in both divisions do, but they’re going to feel Bonney, butterflyer Erin silver-and-scarlett was we can get six to eight in everyone from all sides. I last year and have im­ our depth. Everyone’s Swiontek and breast- treated to another brain­ there.” think we’re in real good proved this season, evident rested, and I think we’re in stroker Lynn Gospodarek. storm: streams of toilet A set NCAA qualifying shape health-wise. If we by their, victory over shape for some great The meet’s diving por- paper rolls hurled onto the time is what each swimmer qualify people to nationals, several teams, including swims.” (See BIG WEST, p.10) court after the Gauchos scored the first basket of their 71-66 win. Cute too, but it was stolen from Eastern Michigan. This year cries out for Coming to your Campus € o < M presents: something original and something extreme; LIGHT something that’s going to put Gaucho fans on the national cheering map once and for all. People back east are already hearing how crazy I r 1 we are, but we don’t have that one gimmick, that one catch that’s going to make us national celebrities. Duke fans painted their faces, now Gaucho fans paint their faces. Other WMTER schools shouted obscenities, now we shout obscenities — enough leeching off everyone else’s stuff, it’s time we came up with something of our own; .. .for the Best Price something to do at every game that’ll make America . In Paradise stand up and take notice. Some possibilities: • First of all, the “U-C-S-B” chants need to start off a lot Jrom 19m9B slower and take longer SNOWBOARDING TOUR ’89 before they get going full I CALL bore. The letters need to be dragged out, creating a Look For: locomotive-like effect. 1 9 6 4 - 8 7 7 4 (See CROWD, p.10) The Silver Bullet Shred Sled • Vuarnet Vertical Fashion Show • Outrageous Snowboarding

UNLV HYPE WEEK But Wait, There Are 2 Important Ones Before Vegas that’s when people start sneaking up and beating you from By Scott Lawrence behind, so I don’t think I’ll ever be satisfied.” Staff Writer The game with the Aggies tonight will determine who will hold second place in the conference outright. NMSU Hype abounds. The UNLV Rebels come to town in four brings with it 6-8, 190-pound forward Johnny Roberson, short days and pretty much everyone is waiting to see if who leads his teams in scoring and rebounding at 14.3 and the Gauchos can topple a top-20 team and, in the process, 7.5 a game respectively. earn redemption for a 18-point road loss to the silver-and- The Aggies are 3-4 in league road games and led the scarlet earlier in the month. Gauchos by 20 points all game in the teams’ first meeting, But wait.... before settling for a 74-69 win as the Gauchos turned Perhaps forgotten in all the hoopla are a pair of home things on in garbage time. games preceeding the one dubbed “Thunderbout II” : the But things are different now; too much is on the line. first one falling tonight at 7:30 against New Mexico State The Gauchos have to seriously turn some heads during the (16-8,9-5 in the Big West) and the other a Saturday night last four games (Irvine being the last) to sway the NCAA meeting with Long Beach State (12-12,9-6). selection committee’s attention, and, luckily for UCSB, 12-2,19-6 And also lost in the hype is the scary fact that a loss three of those four games are at home, where it’s a perfect tonight and/or Saturday will have serious repercussions 10-0 this season. as far as an NCAA Tourney bid is concerned. And that “The main thing right now is to understand how we are ______UCSB w. UNLV damage may be irreparable if UCSB (18-5,9-5) fails to win playing, and what we are doing well and what we are Countdown to Showdown : 4 days the league tournament. doing not so well, and try to get a good grasp of what we But as it stands right now, despite weird losses and up- have to do to be successful against New Mexico State, know you know they’re and-down individual performances aU season long, the Long Beach and Vegas and later on in the (Big West) there. They want us to bottom line is that the Gauchos are 18-5 and tied for second Tournament,” Pimm added. “So what we’re doing now is CROWD scream that stuff, so not in the conference. Can’t complain, right? just teaching and I think the guys are accepting it very (Continued from p.9) saying anything’ll just irk “We’re pleased,” UCSB Head Coach Jerry Pimm said well. We’re not getting any sour looks; we’re getting guys • Forget the days of copying ’em. recently. “It’s just that we want less mistakes, we want that are listening and that are going to be working on schools that remain standing And as far as Monday’s better execution; coaches are never happy, never some of the things they’re not doing as well as other until the home team scores UNLV matchup is con­ satisfied.... You’re never happy; if you get satisfied, things. ”______' ______its first bucket. What we cerned, what we need to do is need to do is stay perfectly show up wearing red like battles for the top spots. “The events are totally different groups. Men’s and still and quiet until one of the their fans do. Make them women’s swimming, and Gauchos put their first two feel at home and then con­ “Kaufman is the most individual so far as the BIG WEST men’s and women’s diving — (or one) on'the board and fuse their brains by ragging physically talented diver we outcome,” he said. “But (Continued from p.9) four facets, two team s... one then go batshit. on them all night — they have,” he said. “He makes when you look at the total tions will be held separately program.” It’ll freak the other guys won’t understand. from the swimming but are clean dives and rips his product, you’ve got four out; the originality, the We also need trinkets we just as important, combining entry but is just a little green silence, the crickets — then can flaunt before the game with the swim squads’ scores from the pressure. He has to HYPE-WEEK TOP-10 LIST BOOM! The thunder beats starts — things like fake for the title. Freshman Pat relax, and, if he dives above down on the opposing force sharks with harpoons Kaufman and sophomore average, he’ll blow away the Top-10 UNLV players or sexually transmitted diseases. like a jealous wife. through them, some of those Ben Barber will start for the competition. Ben has been • Two years ago UCSB fans rubber deals that you put on men, while junior Amy coming off a stress fracture held up copies of the Daily your head to make it look Dalziel and freshman Laura in his shin, so he hasn’t had 10. Ackles Nexus in front of their faces bald and of course the Serrold will go at it for the the load of dives that he’s 9. Chlamydia when the other team’s ‘George Ackles chin toupee.’ women. But according to accustomed to.” 8. Cvijanovich players were introduced. They’re only here once a diving coach Mike Lewis, The conference title is best 7. Syphilis That gimmick sort of faded year, so let’s do it up. there will definitely be some summed up by Wilson. 6. Scabies and yeah, it too was copied. Chances are there won’t be 5. Emerizian But it never gained the as much on the line as there 4. Warts momentum it could or could be as far as a Big West 3. Bice should. Picture a sea of Nexi title is concerned, but at this NATIONAL ENGINEERS WEEK 2. Gonorrhea (which in itself is a beautiful point it’s more a matter of 1. Scurry thing) spread across the pride. Events for Today: Thunderdome, letting the other side know hey, they’re And whether we’re tied for KCSB n o t even worth first with UNLV, a game 10 am SCAVENGER HUNT BEGINS acknowledging. behind, three games behind, - Pick up rules and list of items Will Broadcast the final 3 Screaming things - like or at the bottom of the in front of Engr. 1 “you suck,” “loser” and conference, they’re still the “eat sh -” is nice, but in­ Rebels — and that pretty 1pm VOLLEYBALL Home Basketball Games sulting them is letting them much says it all. - Sandcourts Starting at Tip-Off 1:30 & 2:30 pm TRICYCLE RACE PRELIMINARIES - top winners from each preliminary will compete in finals. Engr. II courtyard

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