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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspapers at Montclair State University Digital Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in The onM tclarion by an authorized administrator of Montclair State University Digital Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Montclair State College Special referendum election p.3 • Start of study days p. 5 • Racism forum p.9 • Bohn Hall fire system p.8 MONT CLARION December 2, 1993 • nOur67ih Year o f Service" • Volume 73 No. 12

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After six full days of turkey dinners, turkey sandwiches, turkey salad and turkey-covered 113 Student Center Annex Montclarions and just plain old making a turkey of myself, I am completely ready to put that Upper Montclair, N J 07043 miserable holiday behind me and begin the next miserable holiday. T el. 201.655.5169 Fax 201.655.7433 This Tuesday was absolutely THE looooooooongest day of my entire life. After one EXECUTIVE BOARD CORK meeting, a referendum meeting, an SGA emergency meeting and a Racial Issues panel meeting, I am only looking forward to meeting someone who will fly me to Miami for George Calle...... Editor-in-Chicf Sunday's game. Chris H in ck ...... Treasurer The CORE meeting which meets on Tuesdays at 1 p.m., in which all Class 1 presidents EDITORIAL BOARD get together to discuss current issues, got completely out of hand. The interpretive statements that were initially sent out for the SGA referendum questions were like Swiss Glenn Steinberg ...... N ew s Editor cheese. The CORE members expressed this to our beloved and benevolent SGA Treasurer Christina Tischio ...... Editorial Editor who, in turn, got the ball rolling in the next meeting- the referendum publicity meeting. K eith Id ee...... Sports Editor Havoc broke loose at the 3 p.m. referendum publicity meeting. Again, the interpretive Kelly Schab ...... Arts Editor statements came into question and adjustments were hammered out just before the 4 p.m. Yan P erep letch ikov...... Production Editor emergency legislative meeting of the SGA. Jed d y W est...... Features Editor That meeting was a nostalgic reunion. As proxy for SGA legislator Michael Crudelle, I Raul Rivera...... Photo Editor enjoyed the opportunity to be in direct conflict with SGA vice-president Natalce Vaccarro Kevin Colligan...... INU Coordinator just one more time. (Hi Liz!-NO HELLO FOR YOU NAT.) Gordon Patterson..Technical Consultant Anyway, the statements are now in order andpeace has been restored. Greg MacSwccney ...... Asst. NewsEditor The Racial Issues forum at 7 p.m. allowed me yet another opportunity to miss my Brian Falzarano...... Asst. Sports Editor Tuesday night class. ( JOY! I love to be an underachiever.) Jason Aiders ••««•«••••«••••••»••••»••«a*«» Cartoonist That turned out to be a real Geraldo affair. Thanks Stu! Sam R o c k ...... C op y Editor Well, that's what passed for my Tuesday. Steve Kalas...... Graphic Assistant Don't forget to vote yes on the fee increase. It's not only sorely needed but also financially ADVERTISING MANAGER harmless. In its first year, it would only raise your student fees by 15i. Also, vote yes to the formation of a judicial branch of the SGA. (You know how we Kevin Schwocbe! Montclarion types like to put checks on those evil SGA types! Hi Natalee!) GRAPHIC A PAGE DESIGN More importantly-VOTE! We can't pass any of it into law unless 2,000 of you come out Kevin Colligan and vote. Let's talk turkey. I personally would appreciate it if you would take the time to cast your FACULTY ADVISOR Prof. Ron Hollander

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MOJSJT 2 CIARION News/Thursday, December 2, 1993 SGA Emergency meeting called on eve o f elections by Chris Hinct Association is the Attorney General and An emergency legislative meeting non-standing Judicial Review Board. was called on Tuesday at 3 p.m. by This question asks you if you are in Student Government Association (SGA) favor ofamending the SGAConstitution President James “Appetite” Cotter. to include a fully staffed, fully The meeting was held to address functioning judicial branch of the SGA concerns over the clarity of the to be determined by the Government interpretive statements for the SGA and Administration Committee of the special referendum elections. SGA. According to Cotter, this marks the After meeting with the Publicity first time an emergency meeting iscallcd Committee, Gary Pankiewicz authored in “at least six years”. a bill that clarified the two questions The original interpretive statements and was later ratified by the legislature. came into question early Tuesday According to Calle, Question #1 was afternoon at a Class One Review and initially interpreted to allow the SGA Kvaluation Board(CORK) meeting. the ability to levy a $1.02 per credit Both George Callc. Editor-in-Chief increase. of The Montdarion and Jeff Lawton, Lawton and Callc were concerned president of the Student Intramural that Question *1 was not clearly stated Referendum Leisure Council (SILC)expressed deep so that the average college student who concern over the ambiguity of the doesn't have the insider information interpretive statements to Questions could have easily voted in a completely No. I and 2. educated manner. election begins The initial statem ents read: “T h at’s not fair, “ added Calle. 1. This question asks whether or not The meeting which lasted just a little you are in favor of adjusting the SGA fee over an hour, saw a series of heated • Student fees increase proposed based upon the cost of living. T he cost debates concerning the constitutionality of living is a measurement of inflation. of the wording of the two disputed The number to be used to determine questions. •Input sought on formation of the adjustment of the fee is the consumer “I thank CORE for their concern on Judiciary Branch of SGA price index (CPI) that is (¡noted by the behalf of the student body, “ Cotter April 1 Wall Street Journal of the said. academic year in question. This “It is important that when students by Greg MacSweeney adjustment will be capped at no more see something wrong with operations General, April Steimetz, w ho worked After three emergency meetings that five percent per year retroactive to that they communicate to us as the closely w ith the committee w ho drafted yesterday, the SGA decided on the final the last fee increase. This will amend members ofCORE did in this instance." the referendum. wording for the seven item Special the SGA Constitution. “ I could not, in good conscience, “In order for the required twenty Referendum Election that is being held 2. Currently, there arc two branches allow the questions to have remained in percent of the student body to vote between Dec. 1 and Dec. 10. of the Student Government Association, their initial form,” said Calle who also approximately 1900-2100 students must Item #1 deals with adjusting the SGA Incorporated: The Legislative and added, “I really salute the legislature for vote. We (the SGA) are aiming for 2500 student fee based on the cost of living Executive branches. The only judicial coming out on such short notice to votes just to be sure,” Steimetz said. increase and would be capped at no branch for the Student Government salvage the integrity of this election.” The other five items are survey more that a five percent increase. The questions w hich are mean to poll public- referendum would amend the SGA opinion and so the SGA will have Constitution if the vote gets the required statistics to act on at a later time, Steimetz Caribbean Student Organization “50 percent plus 1” vote. said. Item »2 asks if the student body T he other five items include polls to supports the establishment of a third see if students would support a ban on branch of the SGA called the Judicial smoking in all buildings on campus, if Branch. Currently, there are the students are satisfied with the Academic Legislative and Executive branches and Advising on campus, if students would GENERAL MEMBERSHIP MEETING the only "judicial branch” for the SGA like to turn all meal programs into a free is the Attorney General and the non­ flow program and do away w ith the set standing Judicial Review Board. If this number of meals, if students who are 21 MONDAYS. 4 PM. RM 416 STUDENT CENTER referendum gets the required vote, it should be allowed to consume alchohol will be brought back to the students at in any dorm on campus and if a dorm the next election for final approval. should be set up solely as a freshman “Twenty percent of the entire dorm. "GET UP" "STAND UP" "GET INVOLVED" student body must vote in order for the Students can vote between now and election to be valid,” said SGA Attorney Dec. 10 on these issues...... ivioixrr CLARION 3 The Montclarion/Thursday, December 2, 1993

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POLICY FOR FINAL EXAMS 1. All final examinations must be given during the regularly scheduled examination periods. The Schedule of Courses lists days and times of final examinations for each class period.

2. No final examination may be given during the last week of classes before the examination period.

3. If no formal examination is scheduled, the class must meet for one hour during the scheduled final examination time, for a class evaluation session. Thus, all classes are required to meet during the examination period.

IVIC ) N I 4 CIARION News/Thursday, December 2, 1993 Bohn Hall to have "high-tech" fire alarm system installed

by Kumiko Ohashi Bohn Mall will soon have a new which cost $190,000, was made by fire alarm system which will be the Doug Cooper. Assistant most high tech, multiplex system Director of Residence Life. on cam pus. DiSimonc said that 99% of the "Bohn Mall needed to have a new, installation had been done already upgraded fire alarm system in order by Fire Alarm Service Corporation. to meet the requirement of the new According to Bohn Mall D irector fire code," Domenick DiSimonc Jr., Joe DiMichclc, "Everything must Fire Safety Marshall said. be done by the time the residents "The new fire alarm system has will be back on Jan., 1994. sophisticated functions such as According to Umer Cìhani, 21, "I single station smoke detecto rs in all feel a lot safer knowing that we have of the bedrooms, door contacts for the most sophisticated fire alarm moniotring and voice evacuation system on campus. I'm surprised system," he said. Residence Life is actually spending According to DeSimone, the basic the money on our safety, but our design of the new fire alarm system, living conditions still suck." The Start of Study Days at MSC

Joane Seroka Study days are a result of the says it “is tremendously helpful to Dr. Wavnc Bond, President of the CalendarCommittee’s students by providing a break between College Senate, further says, “I think it Reaction is positive to the introduction recommendation in their analysis of final assignments, such as papers and is a great hardship on students to do a of study days at MSC. This is the first year the semester’s calendar. Their projects, and the final exam”. T he only major paper assigned for the last day of that the college has put aside two days, suggestion to the College Senate led negative with the idea is for teachers class and then the very next day take the Wednesday, Dec. 15, and Thursday, Dec. the Academic Affairs Council to who need to get the required hours of final, or more than one in some cases.” 16, for students to study for final exams discuss the possibility. The Senate teaching for their course and who Bond attended Alderson Broaddus and for teachers to either prepare the passed the vote in October. counted the 15th or 16th of December College asan undergraduate, W. Virginia exams and make copies, or to meet with Professor Ruth Bayard Smith said, into their calculations. University for his master’s degree, and students for added help. Finals are “I’ve always had a reading period both Bond said, “Teachers might not care Southern Illinois University for his Ph.D. scheduled to start F'riday, Dec. 17, and at schools I’ve attended (Barnard, for a study day because it decreases the A teacher who wanted to remain end Thursday. Dec. 23. Harvard) and at schools where I’ve number of contact hours for presenting anonymous said, “I think there should ta u g h t classroom material". However the be many more study days and dispersed (Uniscrsry teacher may or may not consider a test a throughout the semester.” o f classroom activity. If the teacher needs In reference to the above quote a Michisin, that class time to meet the hour student with a sense of humor, Jim NYU). I requirement you may have to attend Klossoc, said, “This is a great start for think class regardless of it being a study day, if MSC. Better yet, how about a week or WE HAVE ’.he time the teacher is so inclined. even a month.” w o r k s Dr. Marilyn Tayler of Legal Studies Laurie Bacigalupo, a political science well for says, “T he idea is a good one but it major said, “It’s a good idea, but I would students should have been pre-announced so that have rather finished the semester two Cliffs Not to finish it didn't cause a problem mid-semester.” days early.” t h e One of her classes will have to meet on Melanie Stroming, a theater major, Cliffs Notes answ ers your required Thursday, Dec. 16, but only for an hour, said “I think it’s a great idea and alot of questions about literature as you study and review. Each is c o u rs e instead of the scheduled 2 hours and 45 schools have them.” designed to help improve your work minutes. Gail Corrigan said, “'Two days off, grades and save you time I’m all for it." Come in and see our Cliffs and For example if a class meets once a Notes display p a p e rs week, as in most graduate study Christine Anello said, “I think they b e fo r e programs, missing a class is comparable will really be helpful to the students, I they to missing three classes. Gilbert think everyone can use the extra time to take Klajman, a teacher of Sociology says study.” their that case, “'They chopped a 45 hour Lisa Abdul, a senior and Hmglish exams.” course by two and a half hours.” major, said, “Personally I don’t need it, D r . but I think it’s a great idea. What if you PQ Boat 80736. Ificofc NE 68501 On the whole, reactions from faculty W ay n e have been favorable. Moira Lemay, have the last class and then the final the B o n d , Psychology professor, says, “I think itsa next day, how are you supposed to study? The College Store President good idea for students to step back and T h at’s why I’m glad MSC finally added 655-4310 of the think about the course they just reading days to the curriculum.” College complete to better prepare for their Senate, final.”

MONT C I A R I O N 5 The Montclanon/Thursday, December 2, 1993

Attention attstudents: Speciai SÇft Referendum ‘Ejections ECeCpus h Vo t e !!! Vo t e !!! Vo te ! ! ! WHEN & WHERE • WHEN & WHERE • WHEN & WHERE • WHEN & WHERE Wednesday, Dec. 1 ...... Student Center Lobby 10:00 a.m.-3:00 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 2 ...... Building B 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Blanton Hall 5:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. Friday, Dec. 3 ...... Student Center Lobby 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 4 ...... Building B 9:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 5 ...... Blanton Hall 4:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. Monday, Dec. 6 ...... Student Center Lobby 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Student Center (by Rat) 5:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 7 ...... Student Center Lobby 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Building B 5:00 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 8 ...... Student Center Lobby 10:00 a.m.- 3:00 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 9 ...... Student Center Lobby 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. Blanton Hall 5:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. » Friday, December 1 0 ...... Student Center Lobby 10:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m.

M O N r x 6 CIARION The Montclarion/Thursdoy, December 2, 1993

Question #i Are you in favor o f having the SQA fee adjusted ivith the cost of living index? • This question asks whether or not you are in favor of adjusting the SGA fee based upon the cost of living. The cost of living is a measurement of inflation. The number to be used to determine the adjustment of the fee is he consumer price index.(CPI) This adjustment will be capped at no more than 5 percent from the current fee. This could be done no more than once a year. It must be presented by the president in bill form and must be voted on by the legislature of the Student Government Association, Inc with a two-thirds vote. This will not raise your SGA fee this year Question #2 Are you in favor of having a judicial branch of the SQA? • Currently, there are two branches of the Student Government Association, Incorporated: The Legislative and Executive branches. The only judicial branch of the Student Government Association is the Attorney General and non-standing Judicial Review Board. This question asks if you are in favor of giving the SGA the mandate to lay the ground work for a judicial branch of the SGA. This newly created groundwork would be brought back to the student body at the next election for final approval. Question #3 CDo you Believe that the Buildings o f the (MSC campus should Be a smoke-free environment? • A vote of yes to this question would mean that you support nonsmoking in all campus buildings, including the dorms, Student Center, and all academic buildings. This would recommend smoking only occurring outside. Question U4 (Do you Believe that academic/facuity advising adequately facilitates the needs o f the needs of the student Body? • Academic Advising on campus comes in two categories: First is for undeclared/transition/transfer students which is in Annex E (Academic Advising Building) and the second includes all students with declared majors who are to receive advisement from their departments. A response of yes to this question would indicate that you find this service satisfactory. A vote of “no" would indicate that you feel an improvement is needed. Question #5 Are you in favor of changing the meal card system to a declining Balance? • This question asks if all students with a meal plan should have Free-Flow currency based meal system as opposed to a set number of meals. A yes vote to this question would be in support of this Free-Row system and do away with a set number of meals. Question U6 (Do you think^that upperclassmen should Be able to consume alcohol in the dorms if they are o f legal age? • This question asks if those students 21 and over be permitted to consume alcohol in any dorm on campus. A yes vote to this question would show support for students that are of age being able to consume alcohol in their dorms. Question U7 Are you in favor o f the idea of a dorm directed solely to the housing o f (Freshmen? • This question asks if you are in favor of having a dorm set up solely for the housing of freshmen. A yes vote would show support of this housing plan for freshmen students. . r _ . . . (these issues concern all of us as students, take a minute and vote! It s your %JQ9tT! Please help us reach our goal of having at least 25% of the undergraduate student Body (approximately 2,500 students). Thank-you, your SQA

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MONI 8 CLARION — News/Thursday, December 2, 1993 _____ Residence Life sponsors open forum on racism • Panel featured Dean James Harris, Edward Briones of the Asian Club and Montclarion Editor-in-Chief, George Calle

by Glenn Steinberg A panel discussion dealing with probably felt the panelists were more racism was held Monday night in the important than themselves. Student Center, room 126. The program Another audience member, Elena was presented as a project by four Blanco, thought that good points were Blanton Hall resident assistants, all of brought up, but the people who spoke whom must present four projects during were thick-headed. each semester. “Everyone who spoke had a point The four resident assistants, and stuck to it," Blanco said. lacquelinc Ridley, Chris Broker, Joe According to her. she would like to Chidron and Kewho Min all chose to see Harris follow up on his challenge work together on their cultural project that he made Monday night. ind have a panel discussion on the topic During a discussion, Harris if racism which ran for about two hours. challenged the members of the audience According to Ridley, each of the to see what it would be like being a esident assistants that participated minority by going to a party that will be nelped choose the panelists in Monday’s mainly attended by that of another Dean Harris shown here fielding questions from the audience discussion. In all, seven panelists were ethnic background than that of what chosen: Rev Acevedo, Ed Briones, Stuart you are or join a student organization of Weissman, Erik Hunter, George Calle a different ethnicity. and Associate Dean of Student In rebuttle to this, SGA President, Activities, James Harris. James Cotter, challenged Harris and Chidron said the panelists were the administration to do the same. He chosen in a way in which all of the wants the administration to set a policy ethnic groups would be represented. about racism on campus and openly Let them know Bruker, who acted as Master of denounce racism. He believes that it is you care enough Ceremonies (MC) for the night, also the administration’s responsibility to set was the one responsible for making up an example for the students to follow. to find that the questions. According to him, he tried A solution that Blanco suggested to special card. to choose questions which were “tactful, make the program run smoother is to do yet thought-provoking.” away with having a panel and just have The topics in which the questions an audience discussion with a moderator. dealt with included affirmative action, The resident assistants were also ACUS, racial tension on campus, the pleased with the way the evening turned issue of the Montclarion printing the out, but did realize changes had to be “Far Side” cartoon strip which dealt made. with slavery and how ethnic student One of the biggest things they would organizations relate to campus. like tododifferently would be advertise For the most part, people did think more, Ridley said. the evening went well, though there Bruker agreed, stating he would like were things that need to be changed. to see more people turn out and said “I think that the premise of the they will have another discussion on program was well-intended, but the racism next semester. He said what will moderator acted too suave, and was not be different next time will be all new are now on display in our able to keep the panel and audience on panelists, stricter time-limits for store. Come select your the topic,” Weissman said. panelists and hopefully, more audience favorites! This sentiment was felt by members participation. of the audience as well. Stephanie Baker, Weissman also said he would like to a junior, thought it seemed too much see more people show up next time. like a discussion between Calle, Harris “A lot of good came from the program, The College Store and Hunter, and would have liked to but student apathy was evident in that see more audience discussion, though only 30 or 40 students participated,” she believed the concept of the evening Weissman said. was good. Chidron added that the next time, Peter Spencer, also a member of the women will also be on the panel, audience, felt that a reason the audience something which they oversaw on did not speak that much is because they Monday night. MOISIT CI A R I O N 9 The Montclarion/Thursday, December 2, 1993

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Monday - Thursday 8:30 am - 7:30 pm Friday 8:30 am - 4:00 pm Sat. (Dec. 18) 9:00 am - 1:00 pm I.D. Required M O N T 1 Q CLARION I 0 ------Opinion/Thursday, December 2, 1993 I f P onder T his... by Vinnie Stampone Medical McCarthyism If you had asked someone 15 years ago “What is other types of diseases they might have? Do they have to Aids?”, you wouldn’t have received one right answer. tell their patients if they have Herpes or Syphilis? The But now, in this day and answer is no. age, AIDS is the talk of But patients on the other the town. The six o’clock hand feel they have the right news talks about it, there to choose only after knowing are AIDS benefits, there alltheelements. Doctorswho are AIDS ribbons, and People do not announce they are HIV posi­ AIDS awareness groups. tive will have their practice The new question that destroyed. Masses of people has arisen is should HIV respond to facts do not respond to facts but to infected doctors and den­ hysteria. tists perform surgery with­ If doctors are required to out informing their pa­ but hysteria disclose their I IIV status they tients of their condition? should alsodiscloseanyother This is the question of the diseases they might have. day. Many heath care Why stop at doctors? Pretty workers say the risk is al­ soon all people in the service most non-existent. Consumer advocate groups point to industry will be required to carry HIV status cards. Soon the case of Dr. David Acer. Six people have been even the cooks and janitors in the Student Center will confirmed as having received the virus from Acer. But have to disclose their status. recently Acer's one time lover says that the doctor pur­ The bottom line is that doctors should take more posely injected the patients with Aids, so that argument precautions than anyone else for the prevention of spread­ is void. T he question boils down to this. Docs the ing AIDS. With required gloves, masks, and steriliza­ patient have a right to know? T he answer will tions, doctors are doing their part. Many of you will Your SGA wcml \ YO undoubltedy lead to much argument and debate. disagree and say “I don’t want any doctor with AIDS.” Why are doctors not required to tell their patients of AIDS is not a curse from God, it’s not this miraculously appearing disease. We know how we can get it and we know how to avoid getting it. Cooler heads must prevail. Starting this Thursday, a referendum election will 1 held, from D We cannot allow this medical McCarthyism to run ram­ students of MSC seven questions. T he two most imp» tnt being whi pant. L e tte r to the E d ito r increase within our student fees, and whether we wan judicial bran T he Montclarion supports the decision to have a ju al branch of t sion could be immeasurable. As it stands, if the SGAo les to a decisi student hierarchy to turn to. With the formation of the dicial branch Democracy and F reedom for Angola questioning these decisions and making sure that the nstitution of tion Inc. are not misinterpretted. It is always necessary have any go’ Dear Editor: easier accessibility to truth and fairness. The attention of the media is totally focused on continuing the war and destruction. As far as the five percent future raise in tuition fees, e amount tot: Bosnia. However, there are events which have occurred Suppose a leftist guerrilla leader lost an election and Fees usually run about thirty-six dollars a semester, a s" vote would and are occurring in the southern part of Africa which are refused to accept the result. The United States would that would go to fund organizations with heftier allow :s.■ This is a [ every bit as bad, if not worse, than those occurring in intervene militarily in a minute-not, however, if it is a Student Governments. It allows easier accessibility to ;her funds du Bosnia. right-winger like Savimbi. things considered, 15

MONT 14 CLARION I f 0 |R il A 1 Opinion/Thursdciy, December 2, 1993 Handguns gone From Left rampant by Frank Fleischman III M o t h f y o u / Hi again. I know I’ve been away for a while, but now Why are so many people so upset about waiting five t o w t I’m back, with a small quiz for you. days to get a handgun? These are the same people who What do these people have in common? John Lennon, had to take a written test and an actual road test to get Ronald Reagan, James Brady, and Mary Jo Buttafuoco? their driver’s license. What’s more, when a drunk driver Do you know? Simple. They were all people shot hits a little child and kills her, these people want to hang with handguns. the person from the Lennon died, and nearest tree. How­ the others lived. Out- ever, when a child is side of Mary Jo killed in the crossfire Buttafuoco, the vic­ There are more or rival drug gangs, tims were all famous their fury seems to go people. However, away. there are many handguns in the The National Rifle people who are shot, Association is wounded, or killed supporting the by handguns every­ United States than implementation of a day. An amazingfact: program called there are more hand­ InstaChek, which is a guns in the United automobiles computersystem that States than there are would carry all crimi­ automobiles. Most nal records. With this middle-class families own two or three cars. Imagine system, any gun dealer or police officer could find out replacing those cars with guns. Every household has a whether a prospective buyer ever committed a violent gun, maybe two or three. Do you feel safe? I don’t. crime, a crime of passion, or ever had to go under Which leads me to the point of this editorial. The psychiatric treatment due to a crime. wans YOU to vote Brady Bill passed in the House of Representatives two InstaChek will not be available for nationwide use for weeks ago. Senate Republicans are dragging their feet at least five to ten years. Therefore, it makes a lot of sense on the issue. The National Rifle Association is bringing to pass the Brady Bill for the interim until InstaChek is out the big guns (no pun intended) to stop this part of the available. I feel the Brady Bill will bring some sanity to n election will held, from Dec. 1 through Dec. 10, asking the Crime Bill. an insane lack ofgun control and an unacceptable number : two most imp< int being whether to have a future five percent of early deaths. 'hether we wan judicial branch within the SGA. on to have a jnid al branch of the SGA. The benefits of this deci- ds, if the SGA oci les to a decision on something, there is no other brmation of the dicial branch, there would be the possibility of Escape from Newark gsure that the C nstitution of the Student Government Associa­ The Last Iways necessary tiv e any government monitored. It allows for Word crime and violence. As the problems worsen so does America’s denial and reliance on public relations hoopla : in tuition fees, e amount totalled does not come to that much, by Kevin Colligan and happy talk. The latest example of this is the political s a semester, a s'" vote would mean a 1 5 per credit increase back-patting in the wake of the passage of the Brady Bill. “You’re the duke! A-number one!” -Donald es. This is a precautionary measure for our future After witnessing the pathetic threats of censorship :h heftier allow Pleasance as the president of the United States gunning issued from Attorney General, Janet Reno, to America’s accessibility to ;her funds during perhaps, trying fiscal times. All down the “Duke of New York” in John Carpenter’s sinister, violence-addicted television networks, I thought h to part with, a only goes to helping out your student organiza- futuristic film Escape from New York. I had seen the low point in America’s efforts to control In John Carpenter’s film, the island ofManhattan has crime. While not as outright laughable as Reno’s attempt been abandoned and turned into a prisoner colony le election are o s that pertain mostly to on-campus residents, censor television fare based on the flimsy premise that (presumably most of the island’s residents weren’t ir," Do you belt : that Academic/Faculty Advising adequately TV causes crime (Maybe Reno was still smarting from airlifted out before the wall went up and the bridges iody?" Obvious! his question is relevant because of the lack of the TV movie-of-the-week that depicted ill-fated raid mined). That’s all well and good until the president has on the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas), the on- campus qu ions ask: "Do you want to change the meal card to bail out of a hijacked Air Force One over the World should be able consume alcoholic beverages in the dorm?; Do dramaticcrime-bustingproclamationsspewingforthfrom Trade Center. Washington in the wake of the Brady Bill are silly lieve MSC should be a smoke-free environ- Next week, a public hearing will be held regarding y?; and Do you nonetheless. five roadway gates the town of Maplewood, NJ wants to The Brady Bill delays the (legal) purchase of a handgun erect on its border with Newark. Maplewood’s leaders is the necessity vote. Two thousand votes are needed in order for for 5 days. say the gates, which would remain locked, are intended a student, if yot on’t vote, you shouldn’t expect control over your That’s it. to discourage drivers from using side streets to avoid the SGA will perceive what the student body Sen. Patrick Moynihan (D-NY) has proposed control have an effect opow Newark’s traffic lights. A beneficial side effect of the of ammunition instead of guns, pointingout that there is have a whole \U Make it one of your errands while running to gates would be a reduction in crime. Thoroughfares a six to seven year supply of guns in circulation in it Center’s mai oor and vote. become cul de sacs and presto(!) - criminals drive in, but America today but only enough ammunition for six they can’t drive out. months. Now, that’s a step in the right direction. Newark’s dejected leaders may claim racism, but the Of course, by the time it gets through Congress, the real reason is crime. Askyourself; if Newark’s population ammunition control Moynihan suggests may be as was wholly of Scandinavian descent, with the same rate symbolic as America’s latest stab at gun control. If that of serious crime, would the gates go up? I think so. proves to be the case, I predict that the security barrier For years, America has refused to maturely deal w ith construction business will be a growth industry.

MONT 1 C CLARION » J Thursday, December 2, 1993 REVIEW. “Inspecting Carol,” a spot of yuletide ham by Kelly St hub “InspcctingCarol,” the latest produc­ tion in the Mainstagc Theater scries, isan energetic trip into the world of an acting company and their stumblings through yet another rendition of “A Christmas Welcome, loyal readers, to yet another Carol." direct to you installment of PROPHET This farcical play, by Daniel Sullivan BIGG. and the Seattle Repertory Co., and di­ Once again I have had the rare privi­ rected by guest director, Dennis Delaney, Gerald Amir au It, Bernadette Gemmi and lege of si ttingdown with a famous person­ allows the actors to really ham it up on Joe Da/o. ality. Majel Barctt Roddenberry has been stage. Her stage manager, played by involved in almost every aspect of the In the play, the company of actors is Bernadette Cerami, has to bare the bur­ StarTrek phenomenon. Perhaps the most attemptingtoputon the Charles I )ickcns‘ den of keeping the production together important aspect is her marriage to Star The Prophet and Majel Barett Roddenberry Christmas classic but, in a very popular by its threads. Cerami makes the task of Trek creator Gene Roddenberry'. His re­ stage plot-line, everything that can go handling both the physical and emotional cent death still haunts “Trekkies,” or the Trek: The Next Generation) and the cat char­ wrong does. aspects of her character look easy. preferred, “Trekkers.” But Majel has acter from the animated series. For one thing, the company is getting Joe Dalo is perfectly hammy as the insisted on keeping up with the work that P.-Ohyeah! I forgot the cartoon. Has inspected by the National Endowment thespian who plays Scrooge. Gene was most proud of: his charities. I Gene’s passing affected everybody as far for the Arts to regain their funding. Other actors worthy of praise for their had the opportunity to talk to Majel this as continuing the series goes? For ex­ A poor, unfortunate soul, the director, energetic performances are John Henry past weekend at the big Star Trek Con­ ample the continuing creation of a Star played by Beth Willetts, tries her utmost Rew as the business manager, Alex Thaler vention in Manhattan. Trek: Deep Space Nine as wc 11 asa new spin to contain her rage and frustration but, as a high strung, unrequited lover and Prophet- It looks like a good day for the off? alas, the numerous mishaps are too much Gerard Amirault as a wannabe actor who Make-A-Wish Foundation. Do all of the M.B.R.- Well, he wasn’t going to be for her to endure. is mistaken for an inspector for the NEA. proceeds from selling your pictures go involved in those anyway, so it really there? (Mrs. Roddenberry sells pictures didn't make much difference. The people of her characters which she is always happy that were hurt most by it were the fans. Coming up... to autograph). They have been devastated because he Majel Barett Roddenberry- Not all of stood for so much. the proceeds, no. There are other func­ P.- When you were speaking down­ The Musici \kio.\ will provide free listings ofyourA&F. events if you drop a note off tions that get some. Make-A-Wish was stairs earlier, you made some comments to Kelly Sebab, the A&E editor, by Friday at noon. Gene’s (Roddenberry) favorite charity. about William Shatner’s book, “StarTrek I le said that these kids really don’t have Memories”, but I didn’t get a chance to Thursday, Dec* 2 another chance in life. So they should be hear them... ART- College Art Gallery. “Dreamakers.” Children's art work sponsored by able to have the wish that they want in this M.B.R.- My first comment was “God, Crayola. Curated by Susan Leshnoff of the Department of Fine Arts and art lifetime. We’ve been pretty successful so save me from actors who don’t remember, education students. The College Art Gallery is located in Life I lall. I lours are 10 far since we started. They say it takes two who think they did it all themselves. And a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday. For more information, call (201)655-5113. thousand dollars to make a wish happen Mr.Shatnerwas notin the studio when he and we’re well into eighty thousand dol­ said he was. I Ic was certainly not in the Runs until Dee. 17. lars right now. front office at any time, except to com­ ART-Gallery One. The Russian Children's Art Exhibit. Gallery One is located P.- That’s a lot of money! plain, I suppose. It’s a fabrication. Every­ in the Life I fall Annex. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday and 1 M.B.R.- Yes. So if we’re to be respon­ thing I have heard about it, I have not yet to 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. For more information, call (201 ) 655-5113. sible for forty wishes we’ve done a good read the book and don’t intend to, has LECTURE- By Ngugi Wa Thion ’o, novelist, dramatist and essayist in African job. Just with our fund itself. Thank God been a lie. It doesn’t have any factual literature who has, in his work, challenged both western and traditional African they get help from other places. information. canons. 3:30 p.m., I lumanities and Social Sciences, room 177. P.- You’ve been involved in every Star P.- Has there been a lot of resentment THEATRE- “Inspecting Carol.” The holiday hit from the award-winning Trek production in one way or other. amongst the other actors that Shatner director Daniel Shapiro and the Seattle Repertory Theatre that follows the antics M.B.R.- I’ve been in a few more than worked with on that show because of the of a bankrupt acting company and their inept performance of Dicken’s “A that too (laughter)! I’ve done five differ­ book? Christmas Carol.” 8 p.m. Dee. 2-4 and 9-11 witha2p.m.matineeon Dcc.3and Dec. ent parts in Star Trek through the years. M.B.R.-1 think they’re all writing books 12. Tickets: $7.50 general admission; $6 senior citizens, faculty/staff/alumni; $3.50 P.-1 think I know most of them. You (laughter)! Nichelle(Nichols, Uhura)has students with 1.1). were “Number One” (the original first got one that’s coming out. I think Jimmy ART FORUM LECTl RE- Ellen Harris, director, Montclair Art Museum. 3- officer of the Enterprise in the original (Doohan, Scotty) is doing one. I think I’m 4:30 p.m.. Calcia Auditorium. Free. Sponsored by Fine Arts. Call I'at Lay at 655- pilot of the series which starred Geoffry the only one in the group who isn’t doing 7294. I lunter, not William Shatner as Captain one (laughter)! Monday, Dec. 6 kirk). Nurse Chapel on the original se­ P.- Do you remain friendly with a lot of DANCE- Works-A-Foot. Choreography by professional guest artists, faculty ries, Luwoxanna Troi on the Next Genera­ them? and dance majors performed by students in the dance program. 8 p.m. through Dec. tion. There’s two I’m short on. M.B.R.-Ohyeah. Except Bill (Shatner, 8, dance studio. Life I lall. Tickets: $5 general admission; $4 students and senior M.B.R.- Yeah. The computer voice of kirk). I no longer consider him a friend citizens. Tickets can lie purchased at the door. the ship in both series (Star Trek and Star continued on page 17 IVIC >IV I CIARION Arts&Entertainment/Thursday, December 2, 1993

Fung Fu and a bunch of other show s w ill and it w as different to watch. I -68 is gone probably gravitate there also. In addition, now, replaced by a I lomeShoppingchan- older show s now in syndication, w ill prob­ nel, but as I think back on those days, I ably go there as well (I’ve mentioned a remember all the w eird stuff they used to popular Paramount syndicated show here show. I thought it was cool. Today, all w c so often, you don’t have to l>c a rocket need is a guy with the vision and the scientist to figure out which one I’m talk­ bucks to start a new network (or net­ ing about). But what will happen to the works) on I MF, w hich is completely vir­ scads of independent stations that arc gin territory. You might laugh, you might airing the syndicated shows now? Will call me crazy, you might tell me it will they be bought out as well, or w ill they he never work. airing the same programming they always People told the Wright brothers that have? For that matter, will the new play­ planes wouldn’t fly, or Bell that the phone ers make shows just for their own net­ wouldn't work, or Fdison that the record works and leave the Big Three to fend for player wouldn't sell. What happened to Wc have four networks already- ABC, the three-network television that domi­ tncmselvcs? their inventions, I wonder? CBS, NBC, and Fox- which leaves nated the airw aves for the past forty years. Then, there’s the addition of cable See you next week. WWOR(Ch. 9) and WPIX(Ch.ll )opcn W ith the addition of two new networks, channels to just about every system in the 1 for syndicated stuff and other assorted however, independent television is being nation. 500 cable channels arc said to be Recycle! non-network show s. Recently, Paramount squeezed out. Phis means someone in a available by the turn of the century. There n __ J and Time W arner have expressed inter­ is nothing but potential there, for both posh office will dictate what an entire P ro p h e t continued from jpage 16 est in starting their own networks. country w ill sec on a network, instead of successand failure. I subscribe to TCI out Time W arner and Tribune Broadcast- a local station programming for that local of Oakland, NJ. There arc a total of 60 after the book. I gave him three hours inn, which owns WPIX in New York and area. channels, including pay-per-view, and of correct information and if he used WG11 in Chicago, are already laying the New Jersey Network has been plagued there isn't one night a week where I any of it, it’s not apparent. I’m sorry I foundation for the fifth network, which with funding problems, so our primary channel surf and find nothing of interest gave him that time. would broadcast over the Tribune affili­ source of New Jersey news has been from on. Then again, TCI hasn’t gotten on the P.- Is y our involvement in Star Trek ates. Paramount has yet to make a con­ VVWOR in Secaucus. That, plus offering ball and put on the Cartoon Channel or goingtoextend into the proposed spin­ crete decision, however, Icxik for WWOR's programming that networks would not the Sci-Fi channel yet. But can you imag­ off series. Star Trr/t: Voyager* I )o you buyout/takcover if they decide to green- dare show (Time Trax, KungFu, Babylon 5, ine flipping through 500 channels to try sec yourself in some reoccurring role light the project. et cetera) makes it an almost welcome and find something to watch? Can you there? New netw orks are always greeted with addition to the usual sitcom drag that is imagine some of the asinine channels that M.B.R.- Oh, I’d love to do it. I'd skepticism. Many opposed Fox’s entry great for the first few weeks of the season, will pop up like mushrooms after a sum­ love to do the I.uwoxanna character into the market, but an ecpial number but gets old as the months go by. mer rain? Maybe it will Ire here, rather there. It’s the twenty forth century, so were pleased that someone else decided Paramount-produccd shows w ill go on than the normal channels 2-13, that will I suppose it's possible. to jump in and offer a breath of fresh air to the Paramount network, which means get the new networks. P.- Will you appear in Star Trek VII Another uncharted territory is the old (the film is slated star the Next Genera­ UHF band, which NJN broadcasts over tion cast)? channel 50, as w ell as at least three foreign M.B.R.- I’m not sure at this time language channels. Way back when, in whether the I.uwoxanna character will the ‘80’s, there used to be a music video be in the film. There must be a reason channel called 1-68. The picture was for the character to be there or it won’t static-y, but the sound was usually there, be! The Fashion Boutique by Deanna Mazza

As the weather gets colder and colder, outdoor activity seems out of the question for some. Others take to the slopes to ski as a w inter sport. T here are many options which make it easy to impress others as well as keep on the warm trails. Snot? Country magazine recently awarded a National Skiw ear Design awards to those worthy articles that withstood the elements and were equally stylish. These fashions can be w orn both on and off the slopes. Versatile jackets serve many purposes. On the slopes the jacket is void of its detachable fur collar and cuffs making a simple statement. ()ff the slopes, it takes on another dimension as a dress coat. The removal of the hood and sleeves gives an added twist revealing a long test. In essence, you buy two coats for the price of one. Another more sporty look is a water-rcpcllant shirt/jacket worn over a stretch wool blend short sleeve body suit, t his style gives the skier a great look w ith the needed mobility. Since the shirt/ isoflight weight another jacket may be worn over it on those below zero days. In the mens’ category, a worthwhile innovation is the five-way jacket. The jacket’s material consists of fleece and waterproof, breathable fiber. I he reversible jacket zips up the front to a mock-turtle neck line. It comes w ith a matching vest possessing large PAHAMOf PUS mils i [01 HUS i l l MIKE MY[RS D A M WAYNfSWORLOP IISIOPI M l HAIM easily accessible outer pockets. Now, the public could buv waterproof, breathable jackets that not only protect from HAIPH m u d ill H ill ■ DIM Mil un BADIABÏ1MP1 HMD » KOCN Jfl Mill IIKIDS the cold but can be worn off the slopes in style. I he colors of these garments are your * MIKfmYIRSakBOiliIHilEBAYM WMCHAIIS SlfflH lI :'"¥‘ **** n » ~ : «-• -rjk *• » ' individual choice (practically any thing goes). These new innovations save avid skiers HURLING AT YOU DECEMBER 10 a lot of money since the purchase of a duel purpose jacket is easily w ithin reach. 1VIC >NTI CIARION 17 The Montclarion/Thursday, December 2, 1993

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Aries: (Mar. 21-Apr. 19) Labora­ on, so you won’t be paying at­ tory shenanagins will mean tention. trouble when you jokingly swal­ Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Your low a beaker of strychnine. health is put in jeopardy when Taurus: (Apr. 20-May 20) Your you try to put on a scarf, but it’s compatibility with Cancers will on fire. not be evident when you jab Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) your fork into one’seye for “look­ You’ll hit your sexual peak while ing at you funny." waiting in line at the supermar­ Gemini: (May 21 - J une 21) If your ket. friends continue to tell you that Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Just you can't speak the language of as you finally learn to appreciate the otter, then they aren’t really the wondrous beauty of the snipe your friends. beetle, you’ll choke on one that Cancer: (June 22-July 22) Shut crawls into your soup. up, 'cause you don’t know what Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Fam­ it's like to grow up in the ghet­ ily relationships strain when you to. sock Aunt Ruth on the ribs. Leo: (July 23-Aug. 22) You'll be Pisces: (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) While shocked after finding out that boiling potatoes, you’ll inscru­ you were adopted—from a pack tably puncture your lung with a of llamas! skewer. While coughing up Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Dur­ blood, you'll make an important ing a nature retreat, you’ll learn realization about your relation­ that, like humans, woodland ship. animals use pornography. Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) You’ll Catch Ruby Wyner-lo's stage de­ receive a vision in which the but, playing both herself and Abe spirit of Orson Welles rises from Lincoln, in her musical tribute to the the grave to reveal the meaning sixteenth president, “Abe and Me. ” of life, but “Baywatch" will be 01993 Onion Features Syndicate

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Thursday, December 2, 1993 Hawks top rival William Paterson in OT\ 86-78 Balanced scoring moves MSC to 3-2 despite controversial call by Brian Falzarano shooting that abandoned MSC in the "They (WPC) got to the gym 45 Rowan (3-1, 1-1 NJAC), one of the Sometimes what hurts you can also second half, which let them win the minutes before the game started,” Del top Division 111 teams in the nation, lost help you. game. It was from the foul line that Tufo observed. "They weren't fresh. to Jersey City State last Tuesday. The The Red Hawks found that out the MSC scored 14 of their points in the Our guys were fresh.” Profs were led by Keith Wood's 20 points hard way in blowing a 58-45 lead and overtime, includingsixfromguard Dean Chris Fowler, a player touted by Del and nine rebounds. Keith I lines had 22 making three of eight free throws, 23 of Spinogatti (12 points). Tufo as a possible All-NJAC selection, points and Chris Smith had 12 for MSC'. 40overall, in the final six minutes before defeating William Paterson, 86-78 in M SC-86 overtime at Panzer Gym Tuesday night. m.. Roberts 6-(0)-2-14. Jackson 5-(0)-8-15, I lines 7-(0)-3-13, Spinogatti 3-(())-6-12, Fowler « HMD-4-25, Pipercic (MO)-O-O, O rdino »-«»)- Ska.'N-. X * 0-0, Smith (MO)-O-O. Totals: 3()-( 1 )-23-86. 4 M en’s U X WPC-78 / \ J \ ■ *&**:■■■ Lauterhahn 4-(l)-0-9, Pino 4-(())-l-9, Basketball Wilson 5-( 1 )-4-1.5,Gutowski0-(0)-(M), I).Jones f ' 3-«»-l-7. Hooker ()-(())-()-(), Greene 3-(())-2-8, J.Jones4-(0)-0-X, McCoy 6-(0)-1 -13, Rodrigue/ Overtime should not have taken -, 2-(0)-0-4, Granger 2-( I )-()-5. Totals: 30-(3)-9- place, though. Alex Rodrigurez hit a 78. Oft; layup with seemingly no time left. Halftime: MSC, 38-31. However, the referee never signalled -Jr Knd of 2nd Half: MSC 70, WPC 70. that the game was over, which shows •' * ■ ' • • Records: MSC (3-2), WPC (1-4) you that a game is never over until the . . • : ...... almighty official says it's over It wasn't a popular decision amongst ' :7. ’ R ow an-100 - & the Red Hawks. Matthew 2-(l)-2-9. Wood 7-(())-6-20, “A very had call,” said forward Chris Burdcn9-(0)-0-18,McCoy l-(0)-2-4, Battersby Jackson, who played well with 18points «? 2- (0)-0-4, Foote 4-(0)-2-l0, Gluck 3-(0)-0-6. and 15 rebounds (10 offensive). S t Harvey 1 -(<))-1 -3, Stewart 4-(0)-6-14, Taraila 1 iLd ()-(2)-0-6, Pawlowski 0-(0)-2-2, Quao (l-(O)-O- “There's no doubt in my mind that 0 ,Talton 0-(0)-2-2, Williams 0-(())-0-0, Harvin the buzzer blew,” said coach Nick Del MSC guard Dean Spinogatti attempts to drive around a Rowan defender in the Red Hawks ’ 100- 73 New Jersey Athletic Conference loss in Glassboro on Saturday. 0-(0)-2-2. Totals 33-(3)-25-l<)0. Tufo. “T he refs didn't know what was M SC-73 going on, no one was looking at the The Red Hawks were only in this led all scorers with 25 points and added scoreboard.” predicament because of their inability 13 rebounds. Gerard Wilson led WPC Blaylock 0-<0)-0-0, Citro 0-(0)-0-0, Fowler 3- ( 1 )-0-9, Gcleski H D -0-5, Hines 8-(0)-6-22, But the call only madethc Red Hawks to hold a huge lead. Coming out with 15 points. Huber 2-(0)-0-4, Jackson 3-(0)-()-6, McCauley (3-2,2-1NJAC) more intent on winning smoking to a 21 -5 lead, including scoring Unfortunately for MSC though, they (MO)-O-O, Ordino 0-(())-2-2. Pipercic l-(0)-0-2. the game. the first 10 points of the game, this game caught Rowan the game after they came Roberts 2-( 1 )-0-7, Satchell (MO)-O-O, Smith 1- “We were psyched up," said senior seemed like it would be prime time crashing down to earth, blowing the (2)-4-12, Spinogatti 2-(0)-0-4, Tim ko ()-(())-<)- captain Keith Hines (17 points, 15 garbage time. Red Hawks out, 100-73 Saturday at Esby 0. Totals: 23-C5)-12-73. rebounds). ” We shouldn't have let them “The key to the game was the first Gym in Glassboro. Halftime: Rowan 49-3.5. get to that point. It could have hurt us.” five minutes,” WPC coach Jerry “A good old-fashioned butt­ Records: Rowan (3-1), MSC (2-2). Ironically, it was the free throw Dallessio said. whipping,” Del Tufo called it. MSC blown out off second straight NJAC game by Keith A. Idee the field (24 for 71), but made the most from the field) both struggled to get for the Red Hawks. They took the shots that they needed of their second opportunities by their respective offensive games on WPC (5-0, 3-0 NJAC), which to take, according to head coach Gloria converting putbacks, and in turn track. collected 18 steals, was led by junior Bradley. maintained a comfortable lead for the Without the scoring punch that these center Keira Haines, who came off of There was only one problem, though. entire game. two players provide for MSC, the the bench to score 24 points. She was Those shots didn’t fall for the Red “We had a tough week and came out chances of winning games for the Red also the Pioneers leadingrebounder with I lawks in Tuesday night’s 64-39 NJAC a little sluggish,” said Bradley. “With a Hawks become slimmer with each nine. loss to undefeated William Paterson at missed shot. Despite the lopsided loss, there was Panzer Gym. “Neither Judy nor Heidi could get it one bright spot for the Red Hawks. MSC (1-3, 1-2 NJAC), shot a Women’s going, but they'll both bounce back,” Sophomore center Kim Kovar tied the miserable 29 percent from the field (15 said Bradley. “We’re a very yound team, school record for blocked shots in a for 51). That was a major reason for the Basketball but when we get our five starters playing game with six, before she fouled out loss, but the Red Hawks were also* well at the same time, we should see with three minutes remaining. outrebounded on the offensive boards, few day rest I think we’ll be fine.” some success.” Kovar also scored eight points and 33-10(60-32 overall). MSC captain Judy Stair (14 points, 6 The Pioneers, who held a 29-21 lead grabbed lOrebounds. Her performance The Pioneers weren’t exactly on fire for 21 from the field) and freshman at halftime, opened the second half with either. They shot only 33 percent from guard Heidi Klingen (6 points, 1 for 5 a 10-0 run to put the game out of reach continued on page ¿5 MONI CIARION Sports/Thursday, December 2, 1993 ------— Schoenig named Division III Coach of the Year by Keith A. /dec Schoenig, whose team won the Division and commitment to the program which and also serves as MSC's Kvcnts/Sitc This year couldn’t have been better III national championship on June 3 resulted in our winning the Division III Manager, became only the third coach for MSC head baseball coach Norm and finished with a 37-11 record. National Championship." in MSC’ history to be named national Schoenig. He has accomplished ‘Its always nice to be recognized for Schoenig has been presented w ith a coach of the year. The tw o others were everything a coach can and all in a six- having some success," said Schoenig, walnut plaque by Diamond Sports to wrestling coaches: Larry Sciaccctano month period. who has a 186-86-3 (.676) record at MSC. acknowledge his achievement. He will (1976) and Steve Strellncr (1986). Schoenig, whoisenteringhisseventh His win total is the second best in the also be recognized in front of his Schoenig, a 1973 MSC graduate, season at MSC, was named the 1993 school’s baseball history and is fourth colleagues at the American Baseball made it clear that everyone involved in NCAA Division III Diamond Sports/ best in all sports at MSC. Coaches Association’s National the baseball program was in some way ABCA Coach of the Year earlier this “In this case, individual recognition Convention in Anaheim, Ca. on Jan. 8, responsible for his achievements. week. is the culmination of 26 players and four 1994. The award is the icing on the cake for coaches havingan undeniable work ethic Schoenig, who resides in Pcquan nock continued on page 21 A season that could have Women's basketball. been special turned out OK continued from page 24 by Brian Falzarano impressed Bradley. Fillipck sparked the Profs with 27 statistic demonstrating his importance: “Kim stepped up and played very points and Han Ambrose added 20. It’s here. The time of year one dreads in the three games he did not rush for aggressively,” Bradley said. “She Klingert was MSC’s leading scorer with if he or she has a fear of failure, or loves 100 yards, the Red Hawks were 0-3. played her best game of the season so 19points. LisaVillaltaadded 15points if the feeling is that he or she has done Next year, they’ll by asking how far, but unfortunately it came at a time for MSC in the losing effort. well. It can be measured as a barometer Martress will be replaced. when we weren’t clicking as a team.” of progress, as an indication of things to Neal Ruiz(C)had his moments,such RED HAWK NOTES.... After a W illiam Patcrson-64 come. Nonetheless, that time of year is as against Kean with a 27-yard rought start, Bradley is optimistic that Marz2-(0)-4-8, Brown 1 -(())-1-3, Williams report card time. touchdown run. Overall, while speed is MSC can turn things around with some 3-«))-2-8, Vetteri 2-< 1 )-l -8. Mabcs 3-«>)-l-7, MSC’s football team had a good year, a great attribute to have, Ruiz fumbled fine tuning. “W e’re a guard-led team, Haines 9-(0)-6-24, Brennan 2-((0-0-4, Mays 0-(0)-0-0. Ron I-«))-<)-2, Sharkey O-(OMM). ringing up a 7-3 mark, looking impressive too often and was too inconsistent. but I think we need to get the ball inside more. W e’ve got some good Stokes (MO)-O-O, Kaminski0-(0)-(M), DcCaro at times. At other times, though, they John Culver (A) was the fullback. ()-(())-()-(). Totals: 23-( 1)-15-64. played as if playing up to their standards MSC did not give the ball to Culver inside scorers and we have to use that M SC -39 was impossible because they were enough. But in theiroffense, the tailback to our advantage.” In comparison to other teams in the NJAC, MSC has a Villalta2-«))-1-5, Klingert l-(0)-4-6,Stair unsure of what those standards were. gets the majority of the carries. His 6-«))-2-14. Berrios 2-«»-<)-4. Kovar 4-(0)-0- big front line with the 6-1 Kovar, Stair blocking cannot be overlooked by a 8, McGowan 0-(0)-2-2, Owens 0-(0MM), viewer of the Red Haw ks. Also, he had (5-11), freshman center Patricia Anglim Anglin ()-(())-()-(). Scott (M0)-0-0. Totals: 15- some nice, tough short-yardage runs. (6-0), and 5-9 freshman forward ((0-9-39. Football: Michelle McGowan.... In previous His 45-yard, one touchdown game in Halftime: William Paterson, 29-21. the ECAC championship showed off action, MSC was beaten 79-60 by Records: William Paterson (5-0), MSC Season In his talents nicely. Rowan in an NJAC game at Esby Gym (3-0). W IDE RECEIVER - Brian McNair in Glassboro on Saturday. Debbie (B+) stepped in nicely for the injured Review Tremaine Wimberly. He became Volkcr’s favorite target late in the season. Enough with the chit-chat. This He had a big game against William In the bleachers... report card measures performanc, Paterson (nine catches, 181 yards, two statistics, as well as intangibles and heart. touchdowns). He was also a good It may please some. It may not please downfield blocker for MSC’s runners. others. Tyrone Rolls (C) was inconsistent. s? JudgemcntDay has arrived. I Ic blocked well and showed little or no a QUARTERBACK - Where it all hands a lot of time. Wimberly (INC) begins. Darren Volker (B-) showed a was Volker’s main target before ss great deal of heart playing in the second fracturing his collarbone. While not half of the ECAC championship game dominant, he was a presence in the with an injured ankle and a stretched passing game. Dion Bernardini (B-) achilles tendon. Other than that, he showed that he can be the future for the threw too many interceptions and the Red Hawks at receiver. offense wasn’t as cohesive as it should T IG H T END-Only one name to be have been. There were games where mentioned - Brian Ruane. Ruanc (A), the Red Hawks could have scored 30 while undersized, proved a capable points and didn’t (i.e. 16-14 win over receiver. I le was one of Volker’s favorite Kean). targets. Pete Collesano (C+) showed good OFFENSIVE LINE - As a whole, arm strength and field knowledge in they were aconsistcnt unit. Karl Roberts limited appearances, but is not the (B-), outside of the bad snap against athlete that Volker is. Rowan, was solid this year. Don Forlai RUNNING BACK - In the minds of (A-) and Joe O’Connor (B) played well many, it was a question mark with the at guard, especially Forlai, who had many nice blocks to help spring runs for loss of John Walker. Senior Gerry “Remember. If a bear charges and your gun jams, Martress(A-)didasteady, workmanlike hightail it into the nearest tree." job of sparking the Red Hawks. A continued on page 21 M O N T I O/T CIARION Classified/December 2, 1993 C hild C are A tten tio n PERSONALS Dinckster— I miss handin’ with you on After school care for 6th grader M onday production night! Amifer thru Friday approx. 3 :0 0 to 5; 15pm help with homework car necessary call 7 4 6 Dough Boy A certain sweetheart loves you. arn cash now! From someone special. 1 5 8 6 FRATS SORORITIES! Amanea i laMnl growing Sacunly ■ STUOEMT GROUPS company hai ovar 100 opamngt Budowwwwwwwi We se t our goals, now let’s see throughout HJ and NY H you art drug us accomplish them. Let the games begin!!!! 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C.L.U.B. is a Class I Organization of the SGA. Call (201 >655-5232 for more information or come to Room 1 12D in the Student Center Annex MONT CLARION Sports/Thursday, December 2, 1993 Calling the shots Schoenig, Tuesday night Ch. 9’s Russ Salzberg said that the best thing that the Nets continued from page 25 could do is trade Derrick Coleman. “All coaching awards bear the effort That’s absolutely ridiculous. The 6-10 of others’ time and cooperation,” said power forward is one of the top five forwards and top 10 players in the NBA. Schoenig. He possesses the ability to take over a “I would like to specifically game at any time. He’s got a nice acknowledge all of the insitution’s inside-outside game, he’s a tough administrators and staff, academic rebounder and is a solid shotblocker. support services and teaching The guy has a rough western swing and personnel, sports information Salzberg wants him out because he’s department, medical and training t o r gam e's sake, Division I collegenot a leader. Hey Russ, he never was. personnel, and all of the internal and Not at Syracuse and not in his first three external organizations within the seasons with the Nets. He probably campus community that make for football needs a playoff system never will be. It's not him. He doesn’t realizing success achievable at have that type of personality. What he Montclair State.” The point has been reitterated so almighy dollar. The big-time schools does have is an extraordinary amount of Schoenig has won one NJAC many times that it sounds like a and the advertisers stand to lose millions talent and if the Nets ever hope to win Championship and two NCAA Mid- recording. Yet, the NCAA can’t get its if the bowl system is done away with. anything over in the swamp land, they’d Atlantic Regional titles in addition to act together so it can create a playoff Thus, they’ll fight to keep it intact. better keep him. And isn’t Kenny this year’s national championship. system for Division I college football. Granted, the bowls do have some Anderson supposed to be the team’s In his six seasons at MSC, It works, there’s no question about it. traditional value, but not enough to keep leader anyway?.... Tupac Shakur has Schocnig’s teams have won 30 games The proof lies in the effectiveness of the game from having a true national made two very entertaining and or more three times: 37 (1989), 30 the Division II and Division III champion. Just ask the undefeated West persuasive albums and is a talented (1992) and this season. tournaments. There is a clear-cut Virginia Mountaineers (11-0), who have musician/actor. But the guy’s got some Schoenig came to MSC in 1988 national champion every year. No team proved that they deserve a shot at the problems. I’ve listened to the song after serving as an assistant coach claims that it was jipped out of its chance. big game with undefeated Nebraska “Keep Ya’ Head Up" a lot, and I get the under Fred Hill, a former MSC head Why isn’t there a playoff system? (11-0). T hey’ll tell you how much the same feeling every time. The man’s a coach, at Rutgers University in New Obviously, it’s the root of all evil, the whole bowl system stinks. hypocrite....Have a nice week. Brunswick. Red Hawk football’s season in review, continued from page 25

Martress. William Furst (B) and Chris DEFENSIVE BACKS - Jermaine responsible for a lack of execution. OVE RALL- Do the Red Hawks pass Dcmond (B+) also were keys this year, Johnson (B) followed up his 1992 NJAC INTANGIBLES - A tough area to and look to go on to graduate school as they will be in the future. Both are Rookie of the Year season with a good, grade. They weren’t always the most possibly next year at the NCAA sophomores. but not great 1993campaign. He will be intelligent team. They didn’t always tournament? I think so. The talent’s OFFENSIVE LINE - As a whole, a force in the next two years. Keith show huge amounts of courage. Overall, there. Maybe next year they’ll be able this is a very good unit whose best days Davis (C+) is an enigma. Sure he was I would have to give them a B on the to say they arc a year older, a year wiser, arc in the future. T h at’s a scary thought highly touted and respected by both his basis that they got the job done. and a year better. Grade: B. for opposing offenses. Pity the teams teammates and the opposition. But he who have to stop Jeff Bargiel (A), the was beaten way too often. NJAC Co-Defensive Player of the Year. He was not alone though. Eric He had 17.5sacks. Thomas Sellers (A- Macllroy (C+) and Rick Quinones (C) MSC Sports Schedule ) also had a big year. A converted tight both were not solid all year long. In all, this was the most disappointing area of end, the sophomore played well against Friday, December 3: both the pass and the run, forcing and the Red Hawk team. This area had Women’s basketball (home) in the 15th Annual Dial Classic featuring recovering fumbles, and getting sacks. potential. Next year, players such as Luther College, Goucher College and Eastern Connecticut State Don Gual (C+) and Ernest Brake (B) Anthony Wolsko (B) was a good run University; first game (5:30 p.m.), second game (7:30 p.m.) will be contributors in this area. stopper, despite being a 225 pound Wrestling (away) in the Coast Guard Invitational, TBA defensive tackle. He also did the long KICKING - Scott Rubinctti (C) did not have a terrible year. But he did miss snapping. Jason Williams (C+) did an Saturday, December 4: adequate jobat nose guard. Barry IInlitt extra points. A year apparently made a Indoor track-men (away) in the Bucknell Invitational, TBA (C+) and Rowland Tubi (B-) were good huge difference. Ironically, the man Men’s basketball (away) vs. Stockton College, 4 p.m. Rubinetti beat out last year to be the backups. Women’s basketball (home) in the Dial Classic; consolation game kicker, Daryl Pellegrino, had a great LINEBACKERS - Mark Gatto (B+) (2 p.m.), championship game (4 p.m.). and Jose Hernandez (B), both small for year. Pellegrino (A-) averaged only 26 Wrestling (away) in the Coast Guard Invitational, TBA. inside linebackers, always had stuck yards per punt. Statistics don’t always their noses in the play, most of the times tell the story though: he did what he was Sunday, December 5: coming away with a tackle. Gatto, second asked to do punting the ball. The All- Indoor track-women (away) in the Lady Pirate Invitational at team All-NJAC, has two more years, NJ AC performer will be back next year. Seton Hall University, TBA during which he could become a great Both could use work in order to improve run stuffer if he bulks up. accuracy and leg strength, respectively. Wednesday, December 8: On the outside, F'rank Franco (B+) COACHING - Having to replace Men’s basketball (home) vs. Trenton State College, 8 p.m. and Durcll Stowe (B+) both transfers, John Walker and making sure a young Women’s basketball (home) vs. Trenton State College, 6 p.m. stepped in and played well. Chris team bonds so that you can have a Men’s and women’s swimming and diving (home) vs. Kutztown Bclcuorc (B-) had his moments, playing successful, if not a championship team University, 6 p.m. both the run and the pass effectively. is a difficult task. Head coach Rick Eli I larris(B), a freshman played well in Giancola (B+) did that well enough to •All home men’s and women’s basketball games and wrestling matches spot duty, and saw more playing time as get his team into the F^CAC southwest take place at Panzer Gymnasium. the season progressed. Look to hear a championship game. Unfortunately, he •All home swimming meets take place at the Panzer Swimming Pool. lot more from him. and his staff could not always be held M O N T 0 7 C1.ARION L/ _ MONTCLARION Poor shooting plagues women's hoops in conference game (Idee, p. 24)*A View From The Pressbox (p. 27)

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