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Volume 27 Wilfrid Laurier weekly Number 16 University, Waterloo the CORD Thursday, January 15, 1987 Wrong December exam prolongs students' studying By Eric Beyer deferred because the wrong exam fight a typical bureaucratic institu- cided," Smith said. exam. The final was worth 40%. and Matt Johnston was distributed. tion." "The Registrar's Office didn't have Course calendar requirements Doug Smith, a student in the "I think a lot of people would have time to see them. To me that doesn't dictate that each course must have A class of fourth-year business class, expressed dissatisfaction with stayed that night (December 13) if wash," said exam proctor Dr. Ron a final exam and that at least fifty per students feel they should have had the scheduling of the January 10 they knew it was likely we'd write in Grimes, in reference to the appeals cent of course work be completed input into the rescheduling of a makeup exam, but he said the real January, and would have no repre- committee meeting the following under supervision. December examination that was frustration comes from "having to sentation when the date was de- Monday. The following Monday, Smith was The students were writing a four- referred to Assistant Dean of hour Sales Management examina- Business Hugh Munro by the tion that involved a twenty-two page Registrar's Office. Munro told Smith case study. After forty-five minutes the decision had been made to hold a student asked a proctor if it was the deferred exam at 9:00 a.m. on the wrong case study. January 10. The students were released from Dr. J. Alex Murray, Dean of the the AC examination room and spent School of Business, Dr. Hugh an uncertain twenty minutes waiting. Munro, Assistant Dean of the School A representative from the of Business, and Jim Wilgar, Registrar's Office met the students Associate Vice-President Personnel- and their instructor, Donna Green, /Student Affairs, deliberated over in the Athletic Complex. The stu- the problem. A deferred exam was dents were offered the options of decided upon in the closed meeting. writing from 8:30 p.m. until 12:30 The final decision on when the a.m. (two-hours past the scheduled exam should be rescheduled was time), or taking a deferred exam in made by Head Registrar Peter Tron. January. Tron said the main issue was that One student, who needed a good the decision be made quickly. "It grade in the course to requalify for was our decision," he said. Business in January, remained and According to Tron, WLU regula- wrote the exam. tions specify that petitions have to The other students dictated a be submitted individually by stu- petition to Dr. Grimes. Class mem- dents, and that petitioners are not bers Smith, Lyn Jablonski and Craig present at the meeting when their Miles were chosen by their fellow petition is addressed. students to represent the class "To be honest there was a great before the Registrar's Office appeals inconvenience to the students. I committee. don't think the solution would have The petition, signed by all the been any different if they would have class, requested Construction of the John B. Aird Arts Centre was taken during a coffee break, but we can't students in the that all been in the same room; they continues on schedule, with work beginning help but notice only one worker on the scene. they have the option to write a would have felt better about the on the foundation. We're not sure if this photo deferred exam or have a final grade process if they would have been without the calculation of the final there," said Assistant Dean Munro. Student housing levies finally waived By Kevin Montgomery mendation that lot levies be waived committee of the municipal Housing to provide housing to students. in North America. for certain non-profit ventures. Task Force, a group made up of Developers must also try to secure The decision to goahead with the The recommendation that lot levy representatives from several area assistance from provincial or federal new buildings on the previously The development of student fees (a city surcharge on all new interests, including students. levels of governmentand the univer- vacant land on Phillip Street was housing in Waterloo received a construction) be waived is one of Waterloo City Council will vote sities. made in February, 1986, by the boost last Wednesday with a recom- several proposals by the steering January 26 on the task force's Waterloo Co-operative Residen- student management committee and proposal that the city "provide" ces (WCRI) is the only group which staff. Private financing was secured rather than "consider providing" a might currently qualify for housing and the $6.3 million project was WLU sports drop beer grant to reduce the construction concessions. underway. cost of student-owned housing co- WCRI's Phillip Street project, Currently 94%-95% ofthe co-oper- operatives. currently under construction, is ative residents are University of expected to be ready for occupancy Waterloo students. Manager sponsorships in 1987 "I think it's a good idea," said in the fall of 1987. The ofthe Baldwin said he would like to see Chris Baldwin, general manager of addition more Laurier students co- By Don Minato it cleans up our act." Waterloo Co-operative Residences, 94-unit facility will make it the the become second largest op members. The affiliations with the breweries the only chartered non-profit student student co-operative A motion passed by the WLU are being phased out gradually; this co-operative in the city. Advisory Council of Athletics in fall saw the elimination of print media "It's a concrete way of supporting advertising brewery September will phase out all brewery that contained the problem of student housing ... Report urges end to visa sponsorship for Laurier athletic logos. After this school year, the without creating a bureaucratic level programmes by the fall of 1987. awards sponsored by breweries will in doing so," said Baldwin. Although Athletic Director Rich also be dropped, according to However, Mayor Marjorie Carroll student differential fees Newbrough admitted the support Newbrough. outlined some difficulties with the received from breweries was mini- Jim Wilgar, Vice President of proposed student housing guide- Toronto (CUP) —Differential fees for | where from 1.5 to 13 times the mal, he said the action is meant to Personnel/Student Affairs at lines. international students should be tuition fees that domestic students show that the council disapproves Laurier, said a recent Council of abolished by 1992, says a report pay. All provinces except Manitoba, of immoderate drinking. "We Ontario Universities (COU) appeal "If you give the housing con- recently released by the Ontario Newfoundland and Saskatchewan thought we would be hypocritical if to Ontario universities to review cession to students, why not to Federation of Students (OFS). charge higher fees to international in fact we had these brewery signs their policies regarding athletic spon- other groups such as seniors," The report states that visa stu- students. Carroll said. all over, if we were concerned about sorship by beer companies also dents bring millions of dollars into ' OFS is recommending that dif- the drinking problem," said influenced Laurier's decision. She said that property taxes in the Canadian economy but that ferential fees for international grad- Newbrough. "It makes good sense to have a Waterloo would be raised if levees high differential fees have caused a uate students be abolished immedi- broader base for sponsorship," he were waived for student co-opera- drastic drop in enrolment since 1983. ately and that those for undergrad- Newbrough said the $6000 worth said. He said the university will be tives. Canada is among the top five net uates be phased out over the next 3 of equipment and awards received seeking sponsorship from athletic Brian Thompson, Wilfrid Laurier importers of visa students, along to 5 years. from Labatt's, Carling-O'Keefe and manufacturers, soft drink companies University Student Union President, with Germany, France, the US and Bob Richardson, assistant to Brick amounts to only 2% of the and the major oil companies. said, "It's better than nothing." the UK. But while other nations are Ontario Colleges and Universities total athletic budget. Newbrough said to his knowledge, There are some conditions a actively recruiting visa students, Minister Greg Sorbara, said, "their He said he felt the action would the only other university to respond developer must comply with to be Canada's high fees are discouraging recommendations merit considera- have no tangible benefits on campus. to the COU appeal was McMaster. eligible for the potential grant. The the relatively low percentage of visa tion by the minister. We were "We're concerned about drinking He said "U of W has not taken a grant would not exceed the amount students it currently attracts (7 per particularly impressed by their grad on campus, and 1 don't think our stance yet; they want some more of the lot levy. Also, applicants must cent). Continued on move is going to stop it... but at least time." be non-profit corporations chartered Visa students currently pay $ny- page 3 THE CORD WEEKLY 2 THURSDAY, JANUARY 15,1987
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Y Certosimo on OFS .MEN'S AND WOMEN'S CASUALS. free lobby more extensively and beyond By Hayward to what is the policy." Sarah effectively. He said this approach necessary OFS is now up-to-date, it is Matt Certosimo let his mask of While one of primary roles of has not always kept up with social because the perpetual optimism slip for a few is to respond quickly and trends. "We might have been a bit OFS moments during an interview efficiently to government rare behind," he admitted. "For example, announce- with the Cord Monday: he admitted ments. He cannot consult all student we have had a computer at occasionally plagued by should organizations even he is the beginning of the eighties, while before holding a press doubts. conference or issuing a press re- we just got one this year. And we "In my most ideal moments when lease, but must rely on previous should have had the MFPs com- I'm lying on my waterbed and directives from the membership puterized before now, as other and thinking what a beautiful world it is, I his own intuition. interest groups did." say that OFS is making good pro- But Certosimo said that since He said another way in which gress," he said. "But when I'm lying student associations have only re- OFS is well-equipped to respond face down on my waterbed trying to cently become effective forces in immediately to government initia- smother myself, I think 'darn it, the ' * -* society, OFS was merely reflecting tives, is in having access to the fine > i 1 1 7 fi Q9n students feel they're not getting their ill the development of its membership. research it continues to produce. A T money's worth; how are we going to p,^S. He felt necessary to refute the OFS research is consistently praised | 56 KING ST. | k | WATERLOO] convince them that they are?"' it [l. conception that is and former researchers have gone Despite these moments of uncer- "Matt Certosimo OFS" by stressing the democracy of on to do research for the premier, tainty, said he is generally Certosimo the organization. "I have a set of the Council of Ontario Universites, very pleased with the strides OFS policies that govern, literally govern and the Ontario College and has made since last summer. OFS, what I am allowed to say." University Faculty Association. he said, is a butterfly just emerging WLU Despite these restrictions, he does Although Certosimo said he didn't from a cocoon. not consider himself a "conduit" intend to run for a second term as One of the advances he cited was Publications whereby the students' wishes are chair of OFS, he refused to cate- Student the updated, more professional transmitted directly to politicians gorically rule out the possibility. "I image OFS projects to the public. with no interpretation on his part. will not be running again unless He said at the beginning of his term, "Leadership also entails direction. I something happens," he said. his recommendation that men wear have to determine how I can remain If nothing happens, he will be ties and women, "appropriate attire" Positions Available within the guidelines of the policy ... back at Laurier next year. in any public meeting was adopted (at times) this might entail going by OFS staff. "I wouldn't want us to See story on page 5 lose out by looking unprofessional at a meeting. We have a role to play News Editor: in showing a responsible image to society by defeating the stereotypes ° member of the editorial board of students." 0 In addition, OFS has established a in conjunction with the Associate lobbying manual for local student ° governments. The manual includes News Editor to determine and assign a report form detailing the results of ° coverage each lobby meeting; the forms are to ° be kept in an OFS library. train writers Certosimo said the new business- like approach to lobbying is more effective with politicians, because Deadline for Application: Jan. 29,1987 they do not wish to be perceived as courting an irresponsible and unpro- fessional interest group. "And the bottom line for politicians is getting reelected." Another of the achievements OFS Production Manager: has seen since the summer is that its membership has expanded—Brock ° in conjunction with theEditor-in-Chief,
joined this year—while no univer- ° sities have dropped out. oversee production cycle Certosimo attributes OFS ad- ° vances to a change in staffstructure inventory control that coincided with his ascension to ° train assistants and volunteers office. He said that the creation of ° the post of a full-time Business OFS Chairperson Matt Certosimo shares a laugh with WLUSU plan layout of the paper Manager freed him from extensive Vice-President: University Affairs Jeff Burchill during an open paperwork for which the chair was forum held in the Concourse last Monday. formerly responsible; this left him Deadline for Application: Jan. 15,1987
Fees cause enrolment drop Applications and more information are available in the offices, second floor Student Union Building the report. In 1984-85,56 percent of helping to maintain the integrity and Cord Continued from page 1 the visa students studying here were quality of those programmes," and from Roger Nault student argument and we are looking from Asia. Statistics show wealthy visa students often maintain enrol- at the issue very seriously." nations to be over-represented while ment in specialized programmes that OFS recommends that the federal underdeveloped and developing might otherwise fold. government set national policy on .countries are grossly under-repre- "There is a lot of racism in some visa students. The report states sented. programmes," he said. WARDROBES there are too many federal agencies "How many students can afford Alexander said he expects some (Secretary of State, External Affairs, between $7000 and $15000 'front government action on differential Employment and Immigration and money' to be educated in Canada? fees very soon. "The most frustrating CIDA) dealing with the issue now What kind of elitist image are we response we get from government and their mandates are often con- presenting to the international com- is: 'We agree (differential fees should flicting. munity?" asks the report. go) but we can't sell it to the public.'" "I think there has been a major Alexander also believes Canadians Richardson said the problem is If your tired of paying have to pay in the only selling category error made," said a "moral debt" not the argument to the shopping centre prices Alexander. "Visa area of international education. public, but also timing. "We have to AH^D| students should you've be a foreign aid issue, not only an There are over 20,000 Canadians move gradually," he said. for the labels education issue. There is consider- studying overseas now and many Richardson said the minister has come to love, there is H|B able data that shows that visa instructors currently teaching at been actively marketing Ontario an alternative... students are very effective as unof- Canadian institutions were born universities to attract foreign stu- War drobes! educated overseas. ficial tradeambassadors for Canada and/or dents through his recent trip to the Designer fashions at they "I the argument is as Middle East and participation when return to their own think moral in affordable prices! countries." strong asany other," said Alexander. education shows. "We also need to take some "Besides, Canadian students will be The OFS report on international responsibility for helping developing better people if they are not sur- students will be distributed to Open Tues., Wed., and Sat. 10 to 5:30 and underdeveloped countries set rounded only by WASPS in their Ontario politicians and to delegates Thursday and Friday until 8 up their own educational infrastruc- classrooms." to the OFS Annual General Meeting VISA and MASTERCARD accepted MiWk tures," he said. Alexander acknowledged that on Janury 21-25 in Hamilton. The 24 DUPONT ST. at REG A Canada's foreign student enrol- foreign students take the place of conference will include a full day of IN ment profile is not representative of domestic students in some pro- workshops on the issues of inter- in WATERLOO the international community, says grammes but argued "they are national students in Canada. 746-2660 THE CORD WEEKLY 4 THURSDAY, JANUARY 15, 1987 Iii&yi"j''ig| Winter Carnival TONIGHT! 8 P.M. ! In the TURRET! Laurier Games 1987
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Information Session: Remain faithful to study January 21st and January 26th at 6:00 p.m. 68 Scollard Street, 3rd Floor, Special to the Cord synthesis. These skills are not taught addition, consider the desperation 4 Toronto, Ontario Maryann Kope in most high schools. Some students of students taking majors in which Laurentian University Blyth&fCompany Counselling Services are able to pick them up along the ; course work is cumulative, and way, and alter them to suit the type builds on the previous year's work. The new year is traditionally a and amount of work in university. Each year presents a new struggle time for reflection on the past, Other students struggle needlessly to master the basic concepts for- making resolutions and setting goals all through university for lack of a gotten from the previous year. for the future. "I'm going to get few basic study and time manage- Research into exam performance better marks next term." "I will not ment skills. has showr}, that studying under get behind in my reading." "I'm For most students, studying con- intense pressure limits the flexibility going to stop procrastinating." sists of attending lectures and of thought necessary to do well. Sound familiar? Just as traditionally, reading over class notes before tests When asked to go beyond the facts when assignments pile up and mid- and exams. Many people highlight and apply, analyze or evaluate on an Cfe»a§ terms are rapidly approaching, these or mark their textbooks as they exam question, the student who has good intentions are deserted for read, but often can't remember the crammed is more prone to answer what is (for most people) the "regu- material and end up re-reading most incorrectly, freeze or block what lar" routine — cram and collapse. of the text before the exam. Using information has been retained. Perhaps now is as good a time as this typical approach to learning, There is a better way! It is possible any to re-evaluate how you study research has shown that the average for most people to work well without Restaurant and use your time, and how your student will retain only about 10% of intense pressure, with the added methods can be improved. the material from lectures and texts benefit of avoiding last minute dis- If you feel satisfied with your before review. asters like lost notes, missing library present study techniques, or feel Studying for exams then consists books or illness. Research has "set in your ways", you can still of trying to cram the other 90% of shown it is possible to retain about Licenced under LLDO bene'fit from learning some basic the material into the brain in a few 80% of course material beforereview principles of time management. This days before the exam. 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This is incorrect, and the OFF should 10% on any Food Purchase said "For in library users ... not Bragg (p. 15) by Michael Wert, Cord regrets any negative impli- Valid for coupon holderand any number of guests "four." The plan for the system is to Women's Basketball (p. 21) by Rob cations resulting from the error. have 16 terminals available, 12 on Mellow, and Men's Basketball (p. aggares Chaggares Chaggares Chaggares Chaggai 22) by Matt Johnston. THE CORD WEEKLY 6 THURSDAY, JANUARY 15,1987 COMMENT the CORD weekly Capitalizing on Hansen Television screens are alive with the courageous image of Rick Hansen as he wheels his way across Canada on the last part of his inspiring around- the-world tour. What Hansen is doing is great, and the research money raised by his efforts will no doubt bring improvements to those whose lives have been made more difficult because of spinal cord injuries. At the same time, Hansen's effort is providing lots of publicity for political parties and their leaders who give large donations at each of Hansen's stops. They have learned quickly that they can get more public relations mileage for their dollar by making charitable contributions on television and on front pages of newspapers. In Nova Scotia, government buildings are not completely accessible to wheelchairs yet the Premier donated $100,000 to Hansen. In Ottawa, Prime Minister Mulroney forked over a cheque for Mexico gets better acid rain deal $1 Million, while last year his government contributed $50,000 to the same cause. Alberta Lately, the Reagan administration is not doing much premier Don Getty has vowed to give Hansen— to increase its popularity. First, the Iran arms deal who is still two provinces away—another $1 scandal has caused much questioning of Reagan's News Comment Million, yet Alberta has recently stiffened the competency as a president. Now, Canadiansare miffed By to find out that the U.S. is poised to sign an acid-rain criteria for free wheelchairs. Eric Beyer deluge implying clean-up deal—with Mexico. We've had enough of the media Acid rain is the product of sulfur dioxide (SO2) and that the worth of a charity is determined by the sulfur trioxide (SO3) reacting with moisture to form Mexican environment than they doabout the Canadian amount of publicity accorded to a stunt on its sulfuric and sulfurous acid. The initial oxides are one," he said. behalf. If this trend continues, it can only be at the produced in the combustion of fossil fuels and in Yet Millyard alluded to a more troubling aspect of the expense of equally deserving—yet less smeltering operations. Normally, the pH of rain is current Canadian administration's diplomacy: sensational—causes. about seven. Rain that has been contaminated from Mulroney's kiss-ass attitude to the U.S. industrial sulfur emmissions is much more acidic with a "1 wouldn't be surprised if the (Canadian) agreement It is irrelevant to try and rank charitable causes pH of approximately four. was ignored because Reagan knows that Mulroney is in order of worthiness. Charities exist because Acid rain has already left about 14,000 Canadian working hard for free trade," Millyard said. there is a need for them. lakes lifeless and is threatening 40,000 more. The Mulroney said he would consolidate an acid rain It is dangerous to compare charitable groups on number of fresh-water lakes in Canada is not infinite. agreement by taking the gentle approach to Reagan, as There is a danger that acid can a are most And it is real rain kill major opposed to the heightened rhetoric and bombastic the basis of which the popular. proportion of them, greatly destabilizing Canada's method. The particularly dangerous to be results from the gentle approach have for charitable groups fragile northern ecosystem. Acid rain also threatens been laughable. At the last Canada-U.S. summit accorded more government funding based on forests, buildings and human health. meeting last March, Reagan lowered himself enough to superhuman stunts. Yes, acid fain does pose a threat to human life. In admit, after much prodding, that acid rain is a serious Rick Hansen, Steve Fonyo and Terry Fox are June of 1983 the U.S. Congressional Office of pollution problem. This week Reagan has sent a one- Technology Assessment presented to Congress a all heroic individuals who have fought—and are trillion plus dollar budget proposal to Congress which massive study, referred to as Acid Rain and Transported offered no new money for acid rain. causes are continuing to fight—for they painfully Air Pollutants. The investigation revealed there is a This Canadian-American pollution debacle reveals close to. Obviously these causes are seeing more likelihood of an annual rate of 50,000 people dying much about the character of each of the respective contributions then ever before. There is no need earlier in Canada and the United States because of acid North American leaders. Reagan knows that Mulroney for governments to jump on the bandwagon. rain and other air pollutants. Thatfigure is equal to two is at a disadvantage because the latter cannot force an percent yearly deaths the two Sensationalism sells newspapers: it should not of the in countries. international issue if he is going to get the American Most of the acid rain which has affected Canada has President to agree to free-trade. Ethically, Reagan has political parties. sell come from sulfuric acid clouds which were initially no qualms about using the acid rain issue as a created in the huge smeltering operations in the bargaining chip—American sulfur emissions are mostly Thumbnail Editorials northern and midwestern U.S. killing Canadian lakes and forests. Mulroney is too Nonetheless, the American's smiling neighbour to much of a slave of desired American deals or con- the north were again shafted by Reagan's senseless to forcefully THE REGISTRAR'S COMMITTEE that con- cessions talk about acid rain. The initial politics, despite it being well researched that U.S. sulfur cleanup dead that Reagan sidered an appeal from the 28 students who went signed with Mexican President emissions cause Canadian acid rain. Miguel through the anxiety and frustration of exam-taking de la Madrid in 1983, encompassing this acid In a nutshell the U.S.-Mexican deal calls for the twice. Certainly the decision to schedule a deferred rain agreement, would have worked well for Canada if control of all acid pollution within 100 kilometres of the to take the place of the incorrect one was they could have maneuvered in the place of Mexico. exam border, the shutdown and or control of five American Perhaps necessary. Nonetheless, the Registrar's Office and Madrid was offering other incentives when he smelters, and the control of three Mexican plants. signed the School of Business should have considered the pact. Maybe Mexican smelters, like the one Kai Millyard, a researcher for The Pollution Probe at Nacozari, strain the students underwent and consulted them were causing too much pollution damage Foundation and board member for the Canadian north of about a time for the makeup examination. the border for the Americans to ignore. Either Coalition on Acid rain, calls the U.S.-Mexican pollution way, Mexico has won out over Canada. It is scary that deal a "slap in the face for Brian Mulroney." Ontario's northern environment is presently in the "It shows that Americans care more about the hands of Ronald Reagan. THOSE FEW WLUSU DIRECTORS AND THE CHAIRPERSON, who were petty enough to invite Matt Certosimo to a meeting and then quarrel over whether he should be allowed to speak. It Ex-editor says story may have been correct constitutionally, but it was wasn't stereotypical rude. Re: "Poor coverage of gay issues the 1986 article as "an example of opinions as to why the gay club at in student press" (Cord Weekly, how not to cover gay and lesbian that time gave up its club status and Editorial opinions are approved by the Cord Editorial Board on behalt of Cord staff January, 16,1986, p. 3). issues." According to a quote froma its access to various campus and are independent of the University, the Students' Union and the Student Iwould like to respond to remarks Cord staff member "the story was facilities. The article was written Publications Board. made in last week's Cord about a slanted against the gay community with input from members of the Gay EDITORIAL BOARD news article which appeared in the at Laurier, because it upheld a and Lesbian Liberation of Waterloo Cord a year ago (Jan. 16, 1986). shallow and stereotypical percep- at the University of Waterloo: they Johnston, Matt Editor-in-Chief Eric Beyer, Associate News Editor Although last paper not the article Anne-Marie Tymec, Entertainment Editor Robert Furlong, Sports Editor week's made tion." did see as slanted, reference to "an article published in As author of the 1986 story and stereotypical or shallow. Unfor- The Cord Weekly is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices a 1985 Cord," I'm assuming it's former editor of the Cord Weekly, tunately, the Gays of WLU are located on the second floor ofthe Student Union Building at Wilfrid Laurier referring to an article wrote 1986. can assure you that was no executive could not be for University, 75 University Ave. W„ Waterloo. (519) 884-2990, The Cord isa member of I in I there reached Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. Last week's article concerned intent to portray any group in a Copyright ©1987, WLU Student Publications. No part of the Cord may be coverage ofgay and lesbian issues in "stereotypical" manner. The article on page 7 reproduced without permission of the Editor. Letters continued the campus press and mentioned in question documented various THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, JANUARY 15,1987 7 1"ul 11 uuiipi. Continued from page 6 garding the Health Plan has also comment despite numerous phone been decided on, it is: "As of Sept. 1, messages with an answering service Letters 1987 you will be paying $16 in your Question and one letter requesting their student fees for a comprehesive comments for the upcoming article. to the drug and health plan. As editor at that time I felt the -Yes, I want the addition of oral story about the club's closure to be Editor contraceptives to the existing health extremely newsworthy and tried to plan at an additional cost of $16 per All letters must be double- of the Week student. explain why it happened by inter- spaced and Include a student viewing many good sources of infor- number and telephone -No, I don't want the addition of mation. number. Deadline for letters oral contraceptives to the existing is Monday at noon on the health plan at an additional cost of Fred Taylor week of publication. $16 per student. By Stephan Deschenes and Dave Wilmering Gesa Wisch Sunday's Board Meeting, for those Business Director of you not familiar with him, he was Run for WLUSU last year's president of the Student Have you gone to find out your marks? Why or why not? positions Union, now he travels in the much Cray review not higher political circles as Chair- As the Chief Returning Officer in person for OFS (Ontario Federation accurate: reader charge of elections, I am concerned of Students). After some reminis- that very few people run for po- cing, he spoke about OFS, it's This letter is in response to an sitions. On February 5, the Annual accomplishments, it's set up and his article written by the Cord's sup- General Election will be held where dealings with the important brass of posed expert music reviewer. I do the following positions will be the federal and provincial govern- not know the man personally but No, because I have parking elected for next year's student ment. He impressed some Board the inaccuracy of his article in the fines. union. members more (less) than others. January 7th issue of the Cord has Last year Matt chaired the "Yes" irked me to no end. The article itself with Ruth Richardson, President campaign in the OFS referendum, was filled blatant errors and the 2nd Year Political Science Executive Vice-President without success. comparison to sound-quality pro- Vice-President: University Affairs Stood in "line" at the Turret on duction of Quincy Jones is entirely 1 Music Director Thursday night? What line up? asinine. I am not complaining from 6 Business and Economics People started arriving at 6:30 p.m. the seat of my pants as your con- Directors on thursday night, by 7:15 p.m. the tributor had written his article, I was 7 Arts Directors line up was in the Concourse, later it the record reviewer at Lambda, the turned into an unorganized crowd. Laurentian University student paper Nominations are open now for Around 7:30 p.m. a second line for three years. In this capacity I these positions and I sincerely hope started, down the stairs outside to received newsletters, albums and students are interested enough in MacDonald House. Where the two information much in advance of the their school that they run. We don't lines merged people were being release dates for L.F.'s in Canada. want to see another set of ac- flattened into walls and railings. Furthermore, I was a disc jockey at claimations. When security arrived at 8:30 p.m., CFLR, Radio Laurentian and in these they'll Also, there will be a new health they alleviated the problem some- capacities I have come to cherish No, I can wait 'til plan referendum held on the same what by stopping the line coming not only quality journalism but I mail it to me. day (Feb.s). The chairpersons for from the concourse temporarily came torealize that once a person is the 'Yes' and 'No' sides are now (people who waited were not in print it is solely respon- Frank Orlando, his/her Part-Time Social open for nomination. pleased). On Friday security was sibility to be accurate. Work All nomination forms can be increased and they were asked to To set the record straight, Robert picked up in the WLUSU central arrive earlier, line ups that night Cray has become a fixture on the office and must be returned by were not a serious problem. Some North American Rand B scene Tuesday, January 20th at 4:00 p.m. things to remember: Line up early, since 1983. It was in early 1984 that If you are interested in next year's line up against the wall going down his actual debut album entitled False student union — run for a position the stairs outside to MacDonald Accusations wasreleased. This was — you can make your ideas count. House, and not by the Infobooth, followed by a landmark album with and one more suggestion, paying off Blues legends Albert Collins and Cathy Shannon Turret security at fire exits to get in, Johnny Copeland entitled Chief Returning Officer DOES NOT work. Showdoyun in 1985 which was then More interesting news: nomina- followed by The release of Cray's tions opened on Monday for next third album Strong Persuader last year's President, fall. The privilege Most of them, because I Vice-President: of writing for your wanted know how I did. University Affairs, Executive Vice- fellow students should be taken more to President, Arts Directors, seriously. As a contributor, Line-ups, drug Business Mr. Wendy I would expect effort Staines, Directors and Music Director. Nomina- Howard more Ist Year Business plan at issue tions close on the 20th and the in any future endeavours for the elections take place on Feb. sth. Cord and donot allow my criticism What happened to the Condoms? Worried about the expenses? At to prevent you from writing in the Now that I have your attention. last sundays Board meeting the future. Just follow some guidelines HYCO the company contracted to allowable amount to be spent in- that would guide you to be more install the condom dispensing creased from $60 to $75 for Directors accurate and certainly critical and machines at the Turret, was not and from $150 to $200 for the more informative. We all learn by protected against one of Canada's presidential and Executive cam- our mistakes and you have simply natural phenomena, a winter snow paigns. If you get 20% of the votes or made a critical one and that is storm. Last Saturday, one of are acclaimed (a WLUSU disease) speaking with out any true sense of HYCO's servicepersons was unfor- you will be refunded 50% of your authority. To garner this sense of tunately detained by the snow, campaign budget. So now that some authority a reporter must be astute, way when making his to Waterloo. of the financial drain is eliviated, informative and most important of Yes, because I was inter- The machines will be installed on there is really no excuse not to run all be able to back up any statements ... ested concerned ... Tuesday, watch for them. Other for a position. Nomination forms that he has made with proof, not paranoid! news: and more info can be picked up at personal preferences and innuendo. The "honarable" Matt Certosimo the WLUSU central office. Craig Cass, graced us with his presence at last The referendum question re- Richard V. Clouthier 2nd Year Communication Studies WLULA By Ron Shuttleworth No, I'm waiting 'til the rush goes down; why rush anything. Mike McKenzie, 2nd YearPolitical Science THE CORD WEEKLY 8 THURSDAY, JANUARY 15,1987 classifieds For Sale Help Wanted Miscellaneous Typing Services Typing Services Personals START own business for TYPING! resumes. 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Call to staff Hotel .. hnnkpr Sunday, ">"5- Call 888-4424 for hflnn didn't HHfIHH and prose annual today, & CAREER EXPLORATION '87 ARTS SCIENCE Grads: Material (typed, with name, ad- Work- j shop will be held from 6:30 Attend a Placement Orient- to Strategy ! dress, and telephone number 8:00 p.m. Check in PCS for ation and Job Search JJ /IhJ attached please) may be left at location. Session. Learn how to take ■/ I Dept. of English office, second advantage of on-campus floor, C.T.B. Poetryeligiblefor WATERLOO PUBLlC"lnterest recruiting and other means of Research Group, in co-oper- finding a job. 2:30 to 4:00 p.m., EarleC. Shelley Poetry Awards. ation with the National Film C.T.8., 2-205 LAURIER PEACE Chapter pre- Board, present the third and the film "The Atomic final film in Gwynne Dryer's THOMAS HARPUR, author, .sents 'Defense of Canada' film series: Cafe", Thursday, Jan. 15that 7 syndicated columnist, clergy- The Space Between., room man, broadcaster, and lecturer p.m. in the Niobe Lounge; to 113, Arts Lecture Hall, U of W. be followed by informal discus- at the Toronto School of Free Admission. Theology, will discuss his sion and refreshments. All most recent book, For Christ's welcome! Tues., Jan. 20 Sake, at 3:30 p.m. in the Paul WEIGHT MANAGEMENTInform- Martin Centre. No admission charge. ation Session, 2:00 - 3:00 p.m. Call WLU ext. 2338 for lo- ARTS & SCIENCE Students: cation. Attend a Resume Writing Work- shop tailored to your needs. Thurs., Jan. 22 10: a.m. to 11:00 a.m., check in Frl., Jan. 16 PCS for location. INFORM YOURSELF on JOB SEARCH some Workshop will of the methods of food pro- BIOLOGY "The be held from 1:00 to 2:30 p.m. presentation SEMINAR, Develop an effective duction in a slide Origins and\ Relationship of strategy on factory farming by Mike Presented Desert and Steppe Eco- forfinding a job. Check in PCS by V for location. Schwab. This event will take systems" will be explored by place at 12:30p.m. in room 110 I MONDAY Dr. Terry Mcintosh of WLU's RESUME WRITING Workshop of the Campus Centre, Univer- Biology department at 12:30 will be held from 6:00 to 7:00 sity of Waterloo. Discussion I JANUARY 19,1987 The ■ 11 p.m. in Room PlOl7 of the p.m. Check in PCS for lo- will follow. Peter's Building. No admission cation. charge. Everyone welcome. ¥1 JANUARY MEETING of the VICKY MILLER, an active SQUAW IIJJJ 111 nl CHANGING your major? the Canadian Federation of Univer- animal rights advocate with 6j A P* t r»** 101 QUEEN STREET NORTH KITCHENER implications of switching sity Women will be held the Toronto Humane Society, 9 l4«O|J VIS" MASIERCARC) AFRICAN EXPRESS at I£.UU *16.50 majors at a seminar from 2:30 Hilliard Hall, First United will bediscussing animal rights to 3:30 p.m. in C.T.B. 4—305. Church, Waterloo at 8:00 p.m. in an audio-visual presenta- Special Guests To" Free < sl9 area) 1-800-265-8977 CHANGING your major? Exam- Speaker, on the subject Envir- tion. This event will take place room 105, U ®° onmental Issues will be at7:3op.m. in A.L. ? L A BAss&Tict ORGANIST Barrie Cabena, WLU will perform in the Keffer Memorial Chapel at 12 noon. Admission is free and everyone is welcome. TIME MANAGEMENT Work- shop, Part 2 (Controlling Pro- crastination) 12:30— 1:20p.m. P3027/29. STRESS PREVENTION and management for Music Stu- dents, 12:30 to 1:30 p.m., Mac. H, 1-33. THE CORD WEEKLY THURSDAY, JANUARY 15, 1987 9 ENTERTAINMENT Turret fans enjoy Gruesome show By Steve McLean own compositions off the LP, but it was their full slate of covers which Rock and roll is alive and well and seemed to jar the crowd the most. living in Bedrock. With a sound so gritty that their Overcoming broken guitar strings, guitars should have been plugged a broken bass amp and the drum- into sewers, the group ripped off mer's broken ankle, The Gruesomes such notorious bands as Them, The put on an energy-packed show that Haunted, The Animals, The delighted close to 275 people at the Chocolate Watchband, John Lee Turret last Wednesday as part of Hooker, The 13th Floor Elevators, the Oxygen Party series. The Pretty Things, Bo Diddley, The The Montreal-based band is com- Brides, The Kingsmen, The Starfires, posed of lead singer and guitarist Screaming Lord Sutch and The Bobby Beaton, guitarist Gerry Yardbirds. In keeping with their Alvarez and the Davis brothers, ultra-primitive sound, the band also John and Eric, who make up the performed the song that their men- rhythm section on bass and drum tors, the cartoon Gruesomes, ac- respectively. With tually sang on the The Flintstones, this austere line- If you missed The Gruesomes last Wednesday night at the Turret, you missed a whole lot of fun. This up, and with no lights or My Broken Heart Never Mend stage Will teen band which hails from Montreal proved that Wednesday nights are more than just the middle (Unless of effects, The Gruesomes took the You Come Back With the the week. Pictured above and to the left is lead singer Bobby Beaton captured in a moment of musical Glue). crowd back to a much simpler time intensity. Above is The Gruesomes drummer John Davis who kept the crowd hopping despite a before people had even heard about Songs which were particularly broken ankle. such things as sequencers and drum outstanding included For All I Care, machines. These boys specialize in What's Your Problem, and (the really are as naive as their music and politics, and instead insisted to be quite successful. gut-wrenching guitar chords backed theme from) Bikers From Hell as suggests they are. In fact, it almost upon talking about roller coasters The emperors of Og, Deja by a maniacally tireless drumbeat. well as covers of Roadrunner, Walk seemed as iT I was talking to four and what kind of old TV shows we Voodoo, will be appearing at the Indeed, with The Gruesomes, the That Walk, Boom Boom Boom, 1 young Jonathan Richmans. While get around here. In fact, after talking Turret on Wednesday March 4. Be music can be looked upon as being Wish You Would, Louie Louie, their music is conducive to dancing to The Gruesomes, I almost felt like sure not to miss their unique brand all killer with no filler. Gloria, Jack the Ripper and the and drinking in equally heavy doses, renouncing my old habits in favour of sludgeabilly hysterics. Early last fall, the group released song that ended the two-hour show, The Gruesomes surprisingly enough of undertaking a Wally Cleaver way an album on the infamous Og label an extended jam of Iggy Pop's No are not an ale-quaffing, acid-popping of life. Upcoming WLUSU event: called Tyrants of Teen Trash which Fun. However, "no fun" was just quartet. On top of that, they forsake was well-received by campus and about the last expression people groupies for steady girlfriends. Apart from a group of fat old men Thursday Jan. 15th,Spring Break at alternative radio. This was probably were using to describe the band by The average age of the band at Oktoberfest time, The Gruesomes The Turret. Dress in your whackiest a prime contributing factor to the the end of the night. | members is only eighteen, so it was were the first real band to appear at shorts. Admission Free. A raffle will healthy size of the audience and its Afterwards, I went to a post- not totally unexpected that the boys the Turret this school year, and be held and one trip to Florida, equally hearty response to the band. concert party with the band and was seemed almost indifferent when I judging by the crowd's response, it Killington and the Quebec Winter The band performed most of their amused to find out that the guys asked them about things like religion is apparent that live bands can prove Carnival will be given away. Lost Patrol offers alternative music By Steve Howard for speaking up on this issue. In this time of equality, men shouldn't be taken for granted. Thanks to music stations such as CKMS, alter- Musically, this is possibly the most fun track. Good, native music is alive and well and living in Waterloo. clear vocals are an asset and the steady rhythm of the Small, relatively unknown bands such as Lost Patrol, bass and drums holds the song together. Mr. Langan's emerging from Windsor Ont., need radio-airplay to solo, although a little scratchy, adds to this song. This survive. Chris Larche, bassist for Lost Patrol, told me is the type of tune that causes you to jump around in that the band was mainly interested in having fun. front of your mirror, playing your tennis racquet. They want to be a band without gimmicks or hang-ups. Walking The Dog has a 50's feel to it, with a Their first EP, a five-song album is simply an offer keyboard chord used on the downbeat. The lyrics are ; for us to have fun with them. With the exception of also typically 50's in that they say nothing, but are fun two "political" songs, fun is the only thing on this disc. to sing along with. The small keyboard solo is good. Side A opens with a thundering "love song" of how Doc Fine is a credit to his surname. there is No Escape from the good looks and charm of This EP certainly is highly entertaining. If Lost a particular woman. This song, like the others, has a Patrol could only leave the political stuff behind, steady rhythm with deep bass and heavy drums. they'd be even more fun. South Africa and Allant a After a brief political "statement" in South Africa, a L'enfer are good songs in their own right, but they , black-support song, the fun continues on Side B with take away from the fun on the rest of the disc. ; two great songs. You Just Care About Looks is an Summing up, this is a great start for Lost Patrol. amusing topic which features a guy complaining that Hopefully, more mayhem will follow from Paul Langan, women perceive the male gender as being nothing but Chris Larche, and Andy Bryan. Maybe they'll include pretty faces. Hats off to Paul Langan, lead guitarist, Doc Fine next time, too. THE CORD WEEKLY 10 THURSDAY, JANUARY 15,1987 E NT IE RT AINMIE NT Thompson's latest noadventure By Kirk Nielsen survived into the eighties. Thompson's great guitar playing. As a Daring Adventures contains both musician, Thompson isright up there with Richard Thompson has been known as Richard Thompson folk/blues classics and Eric Clapton or Jeff Beck. His albums rock's best kept secret, and with the eighties rockers. It is these rockers that never capture his best work but Thompson release of his most commercial record to give the album an unnatural commercial has been known for his legendary live date, he will probably remain that way. feel and make it hard to enjoy the slower, performances. Side two includes some of Daring Adventures is Thompson's serious better songs. Side one starts off with an Thompson's best work ever, unfortunately attempt to capture some radio play and amusing song aboout a party girl who there are a couple "new-style" songs which broaden his audience. From the time that leads the fast life with the energy of a interrupt the flow. Thompson formed the folk-rock band "tribal animal" but she hasn't got A Bone Jennie, the first of three songs which are Fairport Convention in 1967, he has yet to Through Her Nose. The next song is traditional Thompson classics, is a slow have commercial success, but has been Thompson's hope for a hit, Valerie, a dance song featuring Thompson's guitar praised by critics for everything he has typical love-song with catchy lyrics. The picking and some wistful Hammond organ done. With die-hard followers and his rest of side one contains songs which, in the background. Thompson's guitar famous live performances, Thompson has while good, do not contain any of Continued on page 11 Cobra, Gung Ho lead off worst of '86 By Martin Hollyer exercise in mediocrity. It exhibited It was overated and so was Ron entertaining film if you could ignore promoting the film. Furthermore, numerous cliches and dialogue that Howard as its director. Apart from its glorification of the Grenada characterizations were so simplistic Contrary to popular opinion, was just as bad as the title, sug- Cocoon, his other two films Night Invasion. Describing physically im- (even for a comedy, which doesn't movie critics don't hope to see an gesting that Estevez and the "Brat Shift and Gung Ho have a made-for- possible and deviant sexual acts, require realism) and the comic end to stinky films; reviewing them TV quality about them. The latter this film should not be seen by those moments so few, I found it surprising is the best aspect of being a film will even become a TV sitcom this with a low tolerance for vulgarity. that it was so successful. critic. This week, we feature the Estcvcz film an year. Gung Ho is racist in its Extremely perplexing to this critic, The Best Advertising Campaign worst films of stereotypical characterization ofthe success this year should go to the 1986. in mediocrity was the large-scale of Howard The worst youth film of 1986 also exercisc Japanese and the storyline isa ripoff Crocodile Dundee. A slow moving, Duck in view of the money spent on had the distinction of having the from a Sixty-Minutes news report. romantic comedy about an newspaper and theatre ads. How- worst title of 1986, That Was Then, Heartbreak Ridge deserves an Australian who discovers sin and I ever, a good advertising campaign This Is Now. Starring the most Pack" may not be as talented as the honourable mention for the most means nothing without a good movie promising of the "Brat Pack" mem- media might suggest. original use of swearing. This new and thus this moronic film based bers Emilio Estevez, (who also wrote Ron Howard's GungHo earns the film about Marines stars Clint upon an excellent comic book char- the screenplay) this movie was an award for worst overall film of 1986. Eastwood and would be a semi- acter became the Heaven's Gate of 1986. Howard the Duck wins the distinction of being the biggest flop of the year. Sylvester Stallone's Cobra proved without a shadow of a doubt, that Stallone is one of the few Hollywood filmmakers who could learn a great deal from watching Sesame Street J re-runs. The dialogue in Cobra is so bad it makes Fantasy Island's Tattoo look like an English professor. Cobra, lacks logic and is the obvious choice as Worst Film of 1986. PARTYwith Campus Marketing our neighbours to the Like South, Canadians, too, can make awful YOUR BEST DEAL TO FORT LAUDERDALE films as Loyalties proved. The film concerns an English woman who runs away to a small town in Alberta carrying a dark family secret. YOU DRIVE ao THE PARTY) Loyalties holds the same self- corruption when he goes to New conscious nature as any CBC pro- York, Crocodile Dundee most gram on air today. closely resembled the populist films If you actually wish to see any of of Frank Capra in the early 1930's these films, you have no need to and 40's. However, the funniest worry. 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Dr. 84 through art, film, theatre and the will an informal academic community. Vanleeuwen run discussion on "Self-esteem Several events are planned for and sex- role development" this year's celebration which runs and "World- Jan. to 31st. views, Feminist Theory and Human from 25th the Dr. Maturity". Micheal Ballin ofthe Dept. of English 85 Then at the end of the stressed that the festival would be: week, setting in we can student actors and directors will "the ideal which produce plays celebrate our new liberating three short Bland and Hysteria by John Palmer, Tiger perceptions of our gender roles. We The by Murray Schisgal George can promote new awareness of the and Johnson is a Son-of-a-Bitch by C.W. significance of gender, whether we Smiley. 86 are young or old, male or female." This year's festival will feature an Gender in the 80's promises to be art exhibition by Cindy McMenemy an exciting Festival. Details will and Michal Manson in the Paul follow as they become available. For Martin Centre on the evening of the more information concerning events 25th. Through the mediums of and times, phone Ms. Laurie sculpture and paint, McMenemy and Anthony at 884-1970, extension « Festival87Laurier Poetry Contest* 2278. Manson focus on archetypal male J The Festival Laurier Poetry* invites all entries appro-J While Wilt's may be the quiet alternative to the noisy Turret, even new album Jpriate to the theme "Gender in the' this Lounge swings on Friday afternoons. Pictured above is last Strange JBo's". Poems submitted to Festival* week's entertainment offering, folk guitarist Mike Woods. WLUSU's Continued from page 10. 'Chairperson Micheal Ballin, c/oj new program T.G.I.F. started in October and uses student All in all, this album contains a Dept. Office (second floorj performers to provide entertainment from 2:30 to s:oopm on Friday playing very is unique although Mark strong effort by Thompson but his JCTB) before January 28th are eli-» afternoons. Anyone interested in performing at Wilf's should Knopfler's style could have been Daring Adventures lean too much *gible for prizes of $50 and $25.» contact Marie Gilkinson or Anne Heron at 884-1360 or simply shaped after it. The next cut on the to the eighties rock and roll and not will be announced in the come up to the WLUSU offices. gives an enough to the folk and J album us acoustic number, blues at noon January 30th. * How Will I Ever Be Simple Again, in material. It is an album which has which Thompson's voice is no less attempted to get airplay and greater than perfect. This song isthe album's sales but it probably won't get much best track to show off the "old- of either. 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Three goals in the game's final two minutes capped the boring, yet chippy, victory over the Golden Gaels. The first regular season game of the New Year was the first of five contests the Hawks should win. Laurier plays Brock, McMaster, Windsor and Ryerson before facing their first real test at the end of January when they meet York in back-to-back games. Against Queen's, Terry McCutcheon led the Hawks with three goals and an assist. Linemate Greg Puhalski contributed one goal and four assists, while Tom Jackson notched two goals. Singles went to Shaun Reagan, Doug Marsden, and Joel Curtis. Though four goals in were scored Second-year centre Terry McCutcheon taps in his third goal Shaun Reagan and McCutcheon stand first, third and fourth first, none were classic, and the ofthe game to lead the number-four ranked Wilfrid Laurier respectively in OUAA scoring. The trio form the Hawks' most the first period was worth overall Golden Hawks in their8-1 winoverQueen's.Team-matesGreg Puhalski, potent scoring line. missing. As usual, the Hawks took an early for crosschecking, Mike Linseman Hawks made the score look res- Head coach Wayne Gowing does Rod Cunningham to the line-up after lead as Puhalski's wrist shot beat — one of the infamous Linseman pectable in the game's final minutes not expect an easy game. "They recovering from a separated Gael goalie Kevin Maclnnis between rats — knocked a loose puck by as McCutcheon, Curtis, and Jackson (Brock) have always given us a shoulder. Cunningham's return the legs. The powerplay goal came Sheppard. Though tested just 16 scored in less than a minute and a problem and I don't expect anything gives the Hawks a pleasant overload just 2:43 into the contest. times in the game, Sheppard looked half. different," said Gowing. Last season of defencemen. Eric Calder, Greg Jackson scored his first of the sharp and decisive. Several pushing matches erupted Brock tied Laurier and earlier this Sliz, and Brad Sparkes occupy three night four minutes later on a rebound McCutcheon scored the lone goal at the game's conclusion. Both season the Badgers upset the of the starting positions while six with Paul Gehl and Peter Black of the second period on a two man teams left their benches but the Toronto Blues 4-2. players — Cunningham, Mike Duffy, drawing assists. advantage just 40 seconds into the game ended without incident. On Saturdaythe Hawks are home Gerry Demeules, Steve Handy, Dan McCutcheon gave Laurier a 3-0 period. The win upped Laurier's record to the improved McMaster Marlins. Marsden, and Darren Wright battle lead as he combined with Eric Calder Other highlights of the period to 9-1-3 which leaves them in second Game time is 7 p.m. at the Barn. i for the final three starting spots. for a give-and-go on another Laurier were a shorthanded breakaway by place just one point behind York. It Handy, Demeules, and Wright were powerplay. Defenceman Greg Sliz Black — he missed — and a flurry of was Queen's second loss in as many Hawkey Talk: Saturday's game the designated sitters against began the play with a solid body fisticuffs by Peter Hellstrom as he nights, as they were shutout 6-0 marked the return of defenceman Queen's. check at the Hawk blueline. outpunched Scott Hammond. against Brock on Friday. The Gael's Goalie John Sheppard's shutout The third period was uneventful record now stands at 2-8-3. bid was spoiled late in the first until Marsden top-shelved an unas- On Friday the Hawks travel to St. period. With Sliz in the penalty box sisted goal at the 9:33 mark. The Catharines fo play the Badgers. Double overtime win Hawks look gooddespite loss Keeps record intact By Brad Lyon crucial times. The 10-point lead By Brad Lyon victory, but failed to convert the 18 points off the bench. Rob amassed up in the first half disin- front end of several bonus Galikowski, a freshmen in essence, The undefeated bubble of the tegrated Kris Peel ran Led by a remarkable 57-point situations. played well in contributing soon after 17 Laurier Lady Hawks' basketball into foul trouble, and she had to be second half performance against The Lancers, by virtue of their points. Paul DeSantis, a soph- team has not burst yet, but the pulled from the floor. The 10-point the Windsor Lancers on Saturday, team speed, forced the relatively omore who didn't play last year, dream of an perfect season almost lead in second half disappeared the Golden Hawks men's basket- inexperienced Hawks to take came off the bench to 15 the an score came to a screeching haltin Windsor similarly, only this time Feel fouled ball team showed they are in fact a inordinate number of fouls. Many points. on Saturday as the women eked out out of the game. force to be reckoned with in the ofthe fouls were of the reaching-in Coulthard lavished praise on his a 77-75 double overtime victory over According to coach Gary Jeffries, Ontario Universities Athletic variety, as the Lancer fast break bench strength. "It takes the the Lancerettes. Peel's foul trouble as well as the foul Association (OUAA) West division often caught the Hawks flatfooted. pressure off the starters. We're The last time these two teams problems run into by Andrea this season. not happy with losses, but on the It was this constant speed and met, Laurier prevailed by a six-point Prescott were difficulties that almost Although the Hawks came out positive side, we played like a team on the short end of a very high pressure on offence that prevented and did margin. But Saturday's game was a cost the Hawks the game. what we're supposed to Although scoring match, 102-92, the game the Hawks from pulling off a remark- do." significantly closer affair. On the positive side of the ledger, able comeback from that early 17- the Hawks were able to accumulate the performance of Joan McDonald was a confidence builder for a "If we keep improving, we will 2 deficit. The Hawks simply 10-point leads in each of the halves, in periods place team that had suffered through a win a few. I think the overtime in of the rhythm, didn't we would refused very shaky preseason schedule. couldn't get into before." the Lancerettes to concede Peel was laudable. She displayed although they did score an unbeliev- defeat. superb defensive ability, and played It was a game the Hawks could Last night the Hawks hosted 57 the second half to A rally the end of first victory, very easily have won, had they not able points in Waterloo in the annual revival of late near the an integral part in the keep the score close. half brought Windsor within striking demonstrating the team bench fallen behind early in the game. the biggest rivalry on University Coach Chris Coulthard was range, only to fall behind again early strength that will come to play an Before the first half was seven Avenue. Upcoming games see the impressed with the team's per- in the second half. increasingly important role as the minutes old, the squad had fallen Hawks travel to MacMaster on into a deep 17-2 hole. In the end, it formance. The game was only lost Saturday, and then host the Brock Another rally by the Lancerettes long season continues. in last few minutes, and the deadlocked the score at the end of There exemplary per- would be this early deficit that the Badgers on Wednesday. were other would form the margin of defeat. Hawks totally outplayed the regulation time, setting the stage for formances. Ann Weber scored 28 Lancers for the majority of the an extremely fatiguing stretch of points and added seven assists in After the shaky first few minutes, second half. "It's tough to fight two overtime periods. her best game of the season. Ryan, the Hawks regrouped and by half- back after being down 17-2," said The Hawks held a four-point in addition to her game winning time were able to cut the gap to ten Coulthard. advantage late in the first overtime basket and 18points, contributed 14 points, led by Rob Galikowski's 5 For a team that exhibited inept - period, but a very aggressive rebounds. Peel, in rather limited baskets. By early in the second ness in a rather lacklustre pre- Windsor team fought back to tie the playing time, scored 16 points, half, the margin had been further season, this game was a definite score. showing her value to the team as a closed to seven points, but that turnaround. According to The two teams battled back and sparkplug for the offence. was as close as the Hawks would Coulthard, the Hawks had trouble forth in the second overtime period Coach Jeffries saw the game as a get. » getting into synch but the five until the Hawks finally prevailed on a character builder. "To come back The game was lost at the foul starters came together as a unit, as Coleen Ryan jumpshotalmost at the and win in double-overtime after line. Windsor picked up 28 of their was witnessed in the pre season buzzer to give the Lady Hawks the losing the leads is a great accom- points on 38 attempted foul shots, victory over Queen's. victory. plishment. Away victories are really while Laurier was able to respond It wasn't until this game versus The game probably would have big wins especially in this tough with only 15 points from the foul Windsor, though, that the bench been a victory by a larger margin league. The girls didn't want the on 25 The Hawks came together. Mike a without going into overtime had the line attempts. Alessio, Continued on page 14 had the chances to pick up a rookie, led the Hawk scoring with Hawks not run into foul trouble at THE CORD WEEKLY 14 THURSDAY, JANUARY 15, 1987 SPORTS Scoreboard OUAA Hockey OUAA Basketball-West OWIAA Basketball-West Standings Standings GP W L T F A PTS Standings GP W LT F A PTS GF W LT F A PTS York 13 10 1 2 77 35 22 McMaster 2 00 153110 4 LAURIER 00 261238 8 LAURIER 13 9 1 3 88 40 21 2 4 4 Windsor 2 2 00 204170 4 3 10 215 205 6 CIAU Rankings 9 3 72 41 20 Western 4 Waterloo 14 2 00 150 137 4 Waterloo 0 207 193 4 —Hockey— Western 11 8 2 53 27 18 Waterloo 2 2 4 2 2 1 LAURIER 1 0 10 92 102 0 McMaster 3 10 146 151 4 Toronto 13 8 4 1 58 35 17 2 Brock 1 0 10 63 87 0 Brock 10 112109 2 1. York Mc Master 13 7 6 0 49 50 14 2 1 Western 2 0 20 119 144 0 0 40 239258 0 Calgary Guelph 13 5 8 0 50 65 10 Windsor 4 2. Guelph 2 0 20 143 174 0 Guelph 3 0 30 156 182 0 Windsor 11 3 5 3 41 50 9 3. Moncton Queen's 13 3 7 3 46 65 9 4. LAURIER Brock 14 4 9 1 54 76 9 Results 5. Trois Rivieres RMC 15 4 10 1 60 98 9 Results 6. Manitoba Laurentian 12 2 54 75 5 9 1 Windsor 102, Guelph 78 55, 52 7. P.E.I. Ryerson 13 10 43 88 5 Western Waterloo 2 1 McMaster 87, Brock 63 Waterloo 56, Guelph 43 8. Western Waterloo 78, Western 72 LAURIER 77, Windsor 75 9. Dalhousie Waterloo 72, Guelph 65 McMaster 47, Western 42 10. Waterloo Results Windsor 102,LAURIER 92 McMaster 66, Western 47 Upcoming Western 10, Ryerson 3 Games Toronto 8, RMC 2 Upcoming Games (Wed, 6, Brock 0 Waterloo at LAURIER Jan. 14) Queen's LAURIER at McMaster (Sat. Jan. 17) LAURIER 8, Queen's 1 LAURIER at McMaster (Sat. Jan. 17) Waterloo 5, Ryerson 3 Brock at LAURIER (Wed. Jan. 21) Guelph 9, RMC 6 Toronto 5, McMaster 2 Ryerson 9, Brock 7 OWIAA Volleyball-West Flying Upcoming Games Hawks Standings GP W L T F A PTS LAURIER at Brock (Friday, Jan. 16) McMaster at LAURIER (Saturday, Jan. 17, 7 pm) McMaster 5 4 1 0 14 3 "8 Windsor 4 4 0 0 12 2 8 OUAA Volleyball-West Guclph 4 3 1 0 9 7 6 LAURIER 4 2 2 0 7 6 4 Standings Waterloo 4 2 2 0 6 8 4 GP W L T F A PTS Western 5 1 4 0 6 13 2 Brock 6 0 6 0 3 18 0 Waterloo 6 6 0 0 18 2 12 OWIAA Volleyball-West Western 6 5 1 0 15 5 10 LAURIER 6 3 3 0 10 12 6 Guelph 6 2 4 0 11 15 4 Upcoming Games Brock 6 1 5 0 7 16 2 McMaster 6 1 5 0 5 162 LAURIER at McMaster (Thurs. Jan 15) Allison McGee Keith Harris-Lowe Volleyball Volleyball CIAU athlete-of-the-week A former member of the University Kingston native Keith Harris-Lowe of Rhode Island varsity volleyball played extremely well for the Golden team, 21 year old Waterloo native Hawks last week. In addition to Allison McGee made an auspicious setting well against the Waterloo debut for the Lady Hawks in a Warriors, the 2nd year business Queen's tournament last Saturday. student was good on six of nine kill The 5'9 "middle hitter had 25 kills, 19 attempts, had three blocks, and saaea stuff blocks, and 6 ace serves to three digs. At the Mohawk tour- earn the tournament's most out- nament, the 21 year old was good on standing offensive player award. 113of 121 sets, was successful on 19 McGee was also named CIAU of 24 kill attempts, had nine blocks athlete-of-the-week, which is a and added 11 digs. Harris-Lowe was first in anyone's recollection. named the tournament's MVP as well as being a tounament all-star. * straight wins!! * Four % y EXPERIENCE THE Continued from page 13 Laurier hosted the Waterloo bubble to burst. They've really been Athenas (2-2), last year's division / % SPRING BREAK * ULTIMATE playing hard. Winning playing champions, / makes last night in a rematch. * DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA hard worthwhile." Laurier had throttled the Athenas The Hawks find themselves atop by 10 points in their first regular the Ontario Womens Interuniversity season meeting before Christmas. W Athletic Association (OWIAA) On Saturday, [ # West the Hawks travel to H \ \ 1 fIV High quality oceanfronl accommodations lor 8 glorious days and 7 fun-filled nights, division with a 4-0 record. Western, McMaster to take on the Marauders, \ V providing color TV. air conditioning, pnvate telephone, pool and sun deck. in second place with a 3-1 record, a team Jeffries the \ All of our hotels are located directly on the beach. ranks as one of hosts on Saturday January top three or \ v A complete schedule of free pool deik parties arxl optional activities. 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In what city was Dwight Gooden apparently beaten by police? \VV \ ROOM PACKAGE ROAD TRIP OPTION T What team won L C & ALL OF THE ABOVE) (DETAILS BELOW) + 4. the recent All-College basketball tournament in ll\„ A J \ ROAD T**P: For a compM* Spmg Break Party Excurscm »hy rxx lew the By Serge Grenier the score 14-9. Laurier managed as the Warriorsrolled on to a 15-4 victory to win the evening's point, made an effort The men's volleyball Golden Hawks At that each team match. to take the upper hand and it took eleven injected a little fright into the league- Under the circumstances and consid- rallies to make a master as Waterloo leading Waterloo Warriors last Thursday ering the opposition, the team's perfor- a Bob Smith serve out of bounds, losing in honourable fashion three games returned mance pleased Coach Don Smith, "They giving the Hawks the point and the match. to one. (Waterloo) have been back since the the this season the The Warriors took the first, third and It was only second time Excalibur Tournament last weekend while undefeated Warriors lost a game. fourth games by scores of 15-2, 15-9 and we've had our first practice since exams 15-4, while Laurier took the second match The third match was very exciting for last Sunday," he noted. point was not 15-9. the sizeable crowd. The first The Golden Hawks were the first ever rally The first game was no contest, as the scored until the seventh when repeat champions of the Mohawk They Tour- Warriors proceeded to a quick 3-0 lead Waterloo attacked up the middle. nament last Saturday. In preliminary action before the Hawks got on the scoreboard rang up a 3-0 lead but Laurier tied it at 3-3 they defeated Durham College 15-4 and returning a Keith on a Bob Smith attack which deflected off on a Waterloo net attack 16-14, Fanshawe 15-9 and 15-7, and split a Waterloo double block. The score had Harris-Lowe serve. against McMaster 15-2 and 6-15. gone to 7-1 when Laurier scored its other Seven rallies later, Waterloo broke the In the quarter finals Laurier defeated point of the match on a double block by tie and took the score to 6-3 and 7-4 but Redeemer College 15-5 and 15-6. The Scott Lee and Jonas Kaciulus. Waterloo again the Hawks battled to make it a 7-6 semi-finals saw them overcome McMaster hitting dominated the match, overcoming game on a missed Waterloo attack and a 15-7 and 15-8, while the finals saw them the Laurier blocking and wreaking havoc Joe Richer block. Waterloo came back victorious over Fanshawe College 16-14 to the backcourt with quick attacks. with six unanswered points to bring the and 15-14. The second match, however, was a score to 13-6. Shin Digs: Keith Harris-Lowe was different story. The Hawks leapt to a 6-0 The Hawks then got three points, one chosen the tournament's most valuable lead due to stronger blocking and more on an ace by Keith Harris-Lowe, but the player and Laurier's Athlete-of-the-Week. accurate hitting which caught Waterloo Warriors recovered to win 15-9 on a Both he and Larry Rourke were named to off-guard and off-balance. After Waterloo middle attack. the Mohawk tournament's all-star team ... scored its first point on a Larry Rourke Waterloo's momentum carried over into Bob Smith, who had seen reduced playing attack which went out of bounds, both the fourth game as they quickly racked up time due to ankle problems, started teams traded points back and forth fero- a 10-0 lead. The threatened shutout was Friday's game, replacing Paul Shore...The ciously, running up the score to 12-4. broken by a missed Waterloo attack .500 third-place Hawks play their next Waterloo tightened the gap to 12-7 and returning a Scott Lee serve. The gap was league game Friday night in London against again the two teams traded points to make closed to 10-4 but that is all the points the Western Mustangs. Cord Women set to resume season photo by Rob By Serge Grenier defeating Western Ontario 2-1, and 6 aces. For this effort, she was -4 Furlong Carleton 2-1 and Royal Military named Athlete of the Week at The Wilfrid Laurier women's vol- College 3-0. Laurier. Having satisfied eligibility leyball team worked themselves This conditioning-type tourna- requirements, she will be able to back into shape at the Queen's ment gave Coach Cookie Leach the play her first league game Thursday Invitational last Saturday defeating chance to play everyone and rest at McMaster against the Marauders. three of the four teams they faced. regulars Ruth MacNeil and Patti In the non-playoff format tour- Wright who were ill. Both should be The team's next home game is nament, the Hawks began their day ready for the next league game. one week Thursday against those in a losing fashion, bowing to Rhode Island transfer Allison same Marauders at 8:00 at the Queen's 3-0. Afterwards, the team McGee had an outstanding tourna- Athletic Complex. Tonight the team got back on the winning track ment with 25 kills, 19 stuffed blocks is in Hamilton to play McMaster. Applications for the position of HEAD RESIDENT dpraoNS RESIDENCE HALLS you.\v 1987/88 Maximize your options for tomorrow - today. Chartered accountancy offers graduates Are now being of all disciplines the satisfactions and rewards of a wide range of professional accepted in the career opportunities. Housing Office. Give yourself flexibility by choosing the Application forms right course options. For information about becoming a CA, and job descriptions call or write Career Information at the * are also available in Institute. the Housing Office. 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