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Mostly Campus sunny Nursing department to honor students Inside The Harris College of Nursing will be honoring its Skiff Entertainment FRIDAY students, faculty and alumni Editor interviews FEBRUARY 20, 1998 in its annual invitation— "Senseless" star. only Recognition Ceremony Texas Christian University Saturday evening. 95th Year • Number 80 The department will See page 4 acknowledge junior year students who have complet- ed thier first year of clini- cals. Alumni and faculty will also be recognized for Class offers their contributions in the field of nursing. SuperFrog turns 21 today safety skills It's time to light the can- dles and make a wish. Programming Council Campus police stress invites students and faculty to help SuperFrog celebrate ability to protect self his 21 st birthday, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. today in the By Julie Redwine Student Center lounge. SKIFF STAFF Cake, fortune tellers, After recent incidents close to campus, every sumo wrestling and a dart woman should be armed with the elements necessary throwing game for a chance to safeguard herself against sexual assault. to win goldfish will be a part Some self-defense options being offered on cam- of the festivities. pus are a free R.A.D. class and an Aikido workshop Super Frog will make his along with pepper spray and body alarm safety appearance at noon. devices sold in the bookstore. Everyone is encouraged TCU Campus Police will sponsor a free Rape to attend and to sign his Aggression Defense class for all female students on birthday card. Saturday and Sunday. The two-day class will be from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. in the Rickel Building. Room Counseling Center 105. offers skills workshop TCU Police Sgt. John Pacheco and Director of The TCU Counseling Minority Affairs Darron Turner, both licensed RAD Center is offering a work- instructors, will teach simple, realistic tactics during shop on basic helping skills. the first nine hours, to help women handle dangerous It is open to anyone who is situations. interested. Skills addressed During the last three hours. Pacheco and Turner will include listening, com- will put on padded outfits and let the women use the munication and role-play- tactics they learned. ing. Hitting a padded man can give people an idea of The class will take place their actual capabilities. Pacheco said. on Wednesdays, March 4, 18 The course will include a small amount of physi- and 25 from 4 p.m. until 5 cal activity, but the emphasis will be on avoiding p.m. and on Mondays, dangerous situations and safety at home and in the March 2 and 9 from 3:30 to Please see SAFETY, Page 6 4:30 p.m. Todd Chiscano, a junior psychology major and peer Jo« Williams SKIFF STAFF counselor, said the Elena Nazarenko and Andrei Amshinski rehearse for the upcoming University Theatre production of "Romeo and Counseling Center would Juliet'' which will open February 25. The production is a joint effort between TCU students and actors from the State work with any students who Theatre Koleso from Togliatti, Russia. Alumni are interested in taking the course but could not fix it into their schedules. Interested students can call the Counseling Center round up at ext. 7863 for more details. Borneo & Jutiet State leaders i pa Love story unites students, cultures centrifugeifu, test By Nicole Edwards William Shakespeare's "Romeo and at TCU. 1 like the people here." STAFF REPORTER BROOKS AIR FORCE By Mindy Gray STAFF REPORTER BASE, Texas (AP) — With Juliet." She said the language differences aren't University alumni relations will continue to host its an ambulance waiting just Walking past the University Theatre, Elena Nazarenko, a professional actress a major problem for the actors. The trans- annual leadership Roundup program toda\ and Saturday. The leadership program is designed to allow TCU yards away, John Glenn students may hear the sounds of an unfa- with the theater troupe, portrays Juliet in lator, who attends every rehearsal, helps crawled into a centrifuge alumni and lop university contributors to come together miliar language echoing from the stage. the production. She said she enjoys the the actors communicate with one another. Thursday and was spun at to enjoy campus activities, reunite with former class- three times the force of grav- The voices are of 12 actors from the lime she is spending at TCU and has made "1 think that for me. it's not a big prob- mates and plan for future alumni events. The program ity to get ready for his space State Theatre Koleso who have traveled many friends here. lem," Nazarenko said. "1 have studied the began Thursday and will continue through the weekend. The scheduling of class reunions and donor boards' shuttle launch this fall. from Togliatti, Russia, to appear with "I was here last year." she said. "And English language in school. Some actors The ambulance was meetings began Thursday at the Dec J. Kelly Alumni & TCU students in a joint production of unnecessary. The 76-year- now 1 have more friends, more comrades. Please see ROMEO, Page 8 Visitors Center. Social activities begin todav at 5:30 p.m. old senator — the world's Please see ALUMNI, Pag* 2 oldest astronaut — said everything went well. The centrifuge operators agreed. "Feel fine," Glenn assured Ex-presidential adviser Concert boasts famous acts everyone following the sec- ond of two nine-minute cen- Percussion concert expected to attract large crowd trifuge tests. "Three Gs to speak at conference By Robyn Ron squash you down, but you STAFF REPORTER cess in life," Young said. come right back up from it." By Reagan Famous musicians are coming to TCU to make SKIFF STAFF Will Pryor. a student member of Centrifuge operators lots of noise for a good cause. A former adviser to the president the TCU men's program committee informed Glenn of the min- Five of the biggest names in percussion will play will offer advice to the men of TCU, and a junior political science major, utes ticking by and the mile- on the TCU campus Saturday as part of the first serving as the keynote speaker at the said he feels the event will be benefi- stones in the simulated shut- Larrie Londin Scholarship Fund benefit. first men's conference this weekend. cial to many students. tle launch, as well as the "This is going to be huge," director of percussion Student Affairs and the Leadership "It's a great opportunity for TCU fluctuation in gravity force. studies Nick Petrella said. "The place is going to be Center will host Bernard Franklin at students to learn things about being The centrifuge test was packed. I could be wrong, but I expect more than their program, "College Men for the an adult male in society," Pryor said. conducted on the eve of the 1,000 people from all over Texas and all over the 21 st Century," on Saturday. This is the first time the school has 36th anniversary of Glenn's United States to be here." Franklin, current president of put on a men's conference, although historic flight aboard The all-day event, organized by SABIAN cymbal Fathers in the the Women's Resource Center has Friendship 7. Glenn experi- makers, features clinics and performances by artists HOOD, an hosted an annual spring Women's enced as many as eight Gs Terry Bozzio, Will Calhoun, Dom Famularo, Hip urban outreach Symposium for the past three years. when he became the first Pickles and Chester Thompson. Pryor said the men's program was American to orbit the Earth program of the Bozzio has played with Frank Zappa and Missing National not a reaction to the symposium. on Feb. 20, 1962. Persons, among others. Calhoun is a former member Center for "We saw a need for it and a pro- The centrifuge test is of the '80s rock-funk band Living Colour and is a Fathering, and gram was created," Pryor said. required of all first-time recipient of the Buddy Rich Jazz Masters Award. higher educa- Markley said he would like to see space shuttle fliers to Famularo has presented drum set clinics all over tion adviser to this event be a "kickoff' to start a acquaint them with the rig- the world and has appeared as a guest artist with the men's program on campus. ors of launch. It was Glenn's former presi- Barnard Franklin Buddy Rich Big Band and B.B. King. Three-man "We need to make men more first centrifuge ride since his dent Jimmy percussion team Hip Pickles is the six-time Drum Carter, will speak at the event and aware of their roles in a changing Mercury days. Corps Associates' Drum Ensemble Champions. society." Markley said. "Over the last Glenn will be 77 by the facilitate sessions. Thompson has played with Genesis and Phil Larry Markley. director of the 15 years, their roles have changed." time he rockets away on Collins, among many others. The conference will begin at 9:30 shuttle Discovery in October, Student Center, said he has known All events will be in Ed Landreth Auditorium. a.m. Saturday in Student Center. 16 years older than anyone Franklin for 15 years. Petrella said the performances will be professionally 'This is a great opportunity for us Room 207. Closing ceremonies and SPECIAL TO THE 8K1FF who's flown in space. videotaped. to bring a friend and colleague to evaluations will be at 4:15 p.m. Chester Thompson will perform at the Larrie Londin He passed extensive med- The TCU Jazz Band will perform at 8 p.m. campus," Markley said. Students can still register for this Scholarship Fund benefit Saturday in Ed Landreth ical exams before NASA Saturday. The guest artists will perform with the Franklin has also worked at conference. Applications can be Auditorium. Thompson has played with Genesis and approved him last month to band during the second half of the concert. Rollins and Kansas State universities, picked up in residence hall offices, Phil Collins, among many others. fly as part of a study on Admission is $5. and served on the Kansas Board of the Student Development Office and aging. NASA said the fact Petrella, whose offices are packed with drum set he said. "I'm the one who has to make sure there are Regents at age 24, Markley said. the Student Center Information Desk. that two doctors will accom- equipment for the shows, organized the event with 1,500 slices of pizza and 42 cases of Coke there for There will be a $5 fee for lunch pany him on the nine- to 10- The conference, which is open to SABIAN director of marketing David Via and direc- the lunch break." all male students and faculty, will and refreshments, which can be paid day research mission is tor of SABIAN drum set education Dom Famularo. Petrella said percussion and music companies focus on men's changing roles. for with meal cards. coincidental. Planning for the event began last June, he said. "The conference is targeted For more information, call the "I'm the host, so I take care of on-site logistics," towards men's issues relating to suc- Information Desk at 921-7927. Please see CONCERT, Page 6 PAGE 2 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20,1998 World Report Police. Nay woman Witnesses told police they saw Haddad late Thursday morning speeding up tossed son from car to 90 mph along Interstate 95 on Florida's Atlantic coast. Announcements of campus events, public meetings and other general WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — A woman admitted she threw her 18-month- She crossed the grassy median into southbound traffic, then zipped back campus information should be brought to the TCU Daily Skiff office old son out a speeding car into a highway median Thursday because she toward the northbound lanes, witnesses said. At least three people reported see- at Moudy Building South Room 291, mailed to TCU Box 298050. or "would rather see her baby dead than to be involved with pornography," police ing the woman throw the toddler through the driver's side window, according e-mailed to [email protected]. The Skiff reserves the right to said. to the arrest affidavit. edit submissions for style, taste and space available. Krisann Haddad, 30. of West Palm Beach, was being held on $60,000 bond Haddad stopped her car along side the highway in Hobe Sound, about 25 after being charged with first-degree attempted murder and second-degree miles north of West Palm Beach, and ran toward her son. Several witnesses had gathered to help him, the affidavit said. GOLDEN KEY general meeting, open to all members, will be held aggravated child abuse. She later told police she "would rather have her son dead than to be involved at noon Wednesday in the Student Center room 218. Police believe the woman had taken drugs, alcohol or both. Results from a blood test were not expected for a week. with pornography movies." Her son, Stephen, was listed in critical condition with broken bones a West It was not clear the exact speed she was traveling when the child was thrown STUDENT TEACHER APPLICATIONS for Fall 1998 are due Palm Beach hospital. from the car, police said. Wednesday. 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editorial BOYS TO MEN The purpose of colleges and universities Conference. We believe this is an excellent is to prepare young people for life in the real chance for the men of TCU to learn how to world. Hopefully, students will learn not become men. only skills to help them get careers after The program will examine the changing graduation, but also the social skills needed roles of men in society and is designed to to be happy in relationships. teach men to be men in the Most of the job skills we Men's conference 21st century. A big differ- learn come from our adult ence exists between most professors and the social focuses on the college men and those who skills we gain come from changing roles of have to be men of career, interaction with our peers. men in the 21st family or both. While there is nothing How do men change from wrong with this, we can also century. being typical college stu- benefit from the wisdom of dents into suit-wearing, dia- our elders when it comes to per-changing adults? We learning how to live a happy and productive aren't sure, but this program might help life. them down that road and smooth out some TCU has taken steps to give us opportu- of the bumps along the way. nities to learn from people who are older While it's fine to have fun in college, we and wiser. The Women's Resource Center all have to grow up sometime because it's has held a Women's Symposium for the past best if we aren't thrown into the rapids with- three years, and for the first time a similar out knowing how to swim. We encourage program for men is being offered. TCU's male population to take advantage of This weekend TCU will host the Men's Saturday's events.
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T«H laakal MUFF STAFF Talk shows provide comfort, sense of superiority Two stupid women stare blankly around to be abandoned. exact intellectual opposites, in their amazing never have to bathe our whole bodies al once. Reason No. 3 is the most important: Talk the stage as Jerry Springer tries vainly Jerry Springer employs a crack psycholo- dumb-as-dirt glory, is infinitely reassuring to Talk shows go back to the whole Romance shows are a symbol of our society and this is to interview them. The stupid women, it gist for just such occasions. The psychologist us, the elite. tradition of the noble savage. The people on comforting. Though our nation may have seems, want to have a baby. They have a prob- suggested, instead of actual sex, the stupid An older couple sits defiantly on stage, sur- stage with their large, hair-sprayed heads and many scientists and peace-workers, we don't lem with this desire _^^_^^^_ women should instead consider artificial rounded by their litter of middle-aged chil- stiletto heels, babbling on and on in a monot- want to hear them talk. We wouldn't under- because together they insemination. He asked, "Why not do this dren. Each middle-aged child, dressed in one about the many reasons they killed their stand anything they say. and we would twitch are not biologically Commentary anonymously?" The stupider woman replied, either jeans and a fringed cowboy shirt or a neighbor's dog. intrigue us. We wouldn't want uncomfortably at the signs of their success. capable of producing a "What do you mean, anonymously?" muumuu, is locked in a severe war of sibling to be them, but we do wish there were more of In America, success, despite its patina of child. To solve the Some people would cite this example as a rivalry. them in zoos for us to look at. money, isn't comfortable. It isn't trustworthy dilemma, the stupider reason to not watch television talk shows. For The oldest child, in her mid-forties, tells the Live on Ricki Lake: couples in strife over and neither are the people who revel in it. of the two women plans me, it is Reason No. 1 for loving them: the audience the youngest child, in her mid-thir- the sex of their unborn child. One couple What is comfortable is filth: filth of the to have sex with a man vague, yet comforting sense of superiority one ties, was always the favorite because "when fights vehemently. The wife is pregnant and body, filth of the mind, filth of the soul. the couple has basically gets from watching stupid people air their we were growing up I had to share a room the husband wants her to have a boy. If she Everyone really longs to wallow in trash. chosen at random. dumbness. with three people while she got the whole does not. he says he will leave her. Trash is where we came from and trash is The two stupid We are all smarter than these people. We're back half of the trailer to herself." Ricki also employs a crack psychologist, where we feel we should be going eventually women, and the ran- JULIE prettier, happier, saner and far calmer. We Reason No. 2: the delight one gets from and this psychologist begins to explain the — if the cosmos work in their proper way. dom man, are all on FINN aren't involved in obtuse familial love trian- experiencing the so-called trailer-trash life basics of biology to the couple. Trash is our right, our destiny and our most Jerry Springer because gles. We know definitively, for the most part, vicariously. We don't know what this life is Chromosomes, genes. X's and Y's and such. valued luxury, and we should be thankful to the less stupid woman is insanely jealous at the identity of the fathers of our children. like — we were all raised with linen curtains In conclusion, she tells the husband there is no television talk shows for giving us so much of the thought of her lover having sex with a We don't want to discuss our anguish, don't and tea-times. We never went to Wal-Mart, way to ensure the sex of a child just by copu- what we want and need. stranger and has decided that she will allow desire wacky make-overs, and if we do, we and we don't even know the definition of lay- lating in a certain way during a certain phase her to do so only once. If no child is conceived most certainly don't want to do it in front of a away. Yet we all want to know what it would of the moon. The husband immediately stands Julie Finn is a senior English major from after one tryst, then the whole plan will have large, hostile, studio audience. To watch our be like to eat peanut butter every day and to up. infuriated. "Oh yes there is!" he shouts. Fort Smith, Ark. Be discreet in the workplace Food court jester My father always said there are three of the affair out of her workplace? things people just don't want to hear As fate would have it. Monica's interoffice Hot dog guy proves people do what they want, despite job title about from their co-workers: political pal. Linda Tripp. just happened to be a Clinton- hater who was concerned because the Clinton went right back in the bucket. As I watched Never mind that the Chief's chair should be affiliations, private sex lives and money. These One of my favorite mall activities is White House people eat on their desks and wear his blatant abuse of citrus fruit privileges, I the most dignified seat in the world. three topics enrage people and bring about to sit in the food court, harden my open-toed sandals. realized something: Title does not dictate Because of Clinton's disregard for his unnecessary rifts in the workplace. arteries and watch the marvel of So. Tripp has political motivations and records behavior. own title, the highest office in the land has No one wants to hear how the constant rain is human diversity. But each time, I am drawn hours of endless chatter about Monica and Big "Hey, you no-talent hack! You stole that about as much dignity as a Ron Jeremy film. making for troublesome inexorably to the circus-tent aesthetics of Bill and their alleged sultry fun in the private idea from 'Clerks'!" OK, so maybe I did. If OK, let's try another example. As a washings of your new Hotdog-on-a-Stick ^^^^^^^^^ Commentary study behind the Oval Office. you haven't seen this movie, I'm referring columnist, I am supposed to discuss my Porsche or that since you (HOAS, for short). The problem here is that if Monica had only OK, so maybe I Commentary to a scene in which Randall spits water on opinion on relevant issues. Of course, it's a inherited all of your grand- AMANDA known the three no-no's rule, then the only evi- a customer, justifying his actions by citing tossup as to what is really relevant to col- father's loot. the am a little sadistic, WALKER dence would be the 37 times she visited the that his title (as a video store clerk) does lege students, but I'd like io assume topics Republican party has been as staring at HOAS White House after her employment had ended. not dictate his behavior. such as national politics and other hot-but- thinking about some of employees is akin to Monica is not the first woman to have a I didn't really think that was true in real ton issues should be discussed. In spile of your suggestions. watching a king romantic link to a president. As history books tell life, until I saw the food court jester's this, I write about video games, car alarms On the same note, no one wants to hear about snake eat a rat. us. President Kennedy had numerous affairs tricks. Upon more pondering, I found that and Conan the Barbarian's significance to torrid weekend affairs with high-ranking govern- In addition to while he was in office. The difference here is his the HOAS guy wasn't the only one to interpersonal relations. ment officials. Well, no one except Linda Tripp. wearing uniforms mistresses had the good sense not to tell the engage in freedom of behavior. It may even appear that 1 really don't that is. that would make the details over the water cooler. Take for example, our illustrious presi- have an opinion on anything important. So The problem with workplace discussions of Buckingham Palace STEVE Maybe the atmosphere was different, maybe it guards embar- STEWARD dent. I know I said a few weeks ago to leave in a sense, my title has no bearing on my personal matters is it alters the perceptions of coworkers. One minute you are a valued addition wasn't cool to be one of a herd of women who rassed, HOAS hot B^B^B^B^«B» him alone, but he really fits today's topic. behavior, because I write about what I to the staff and then suddenly there is no respect had intimate knowledge about the president or dog guys (and gals) First, examine the responsibilities of an want, instead of what 1 probably should. for you among your peers. By letting people in maybe discretion was simply used and people also have to be cheerful and dutiful, partic- American president. He is the leader of the Please understand, I am not encouraging on your weaknesses or perceived immoral preserved their private identities. ularly when making the lemonade. This only remaining super power. He has to people to ignore the trappings of their roles actions, it allows for judgments and criticism. So, what if the president of the United States activity is in itself an exercise that pushes make an effort to ensure that whole life, lib- or titles. I just noticed that it is a social fact So, the issue with President Clinton and occasionally likes to blow off a little steam and what one should be allowed to do in public. erty, etc. thing. He gets control of all the that people don't always alter their behav- Monica Lewinsky is essentially a problem of a get a little randy with one of his entourage? Why So, anyway, there I sat, eating my coro- bombs, man! Naturally, the behavior and ior according to their job description. young staff member who enjoyed bragging about can't he if they are both consenting adults and nary-burger, watching this poor HOAS character of the president reflects on the Besides, jobs are always what you make her sexual trysts, her father's tragic loss of cash neither party is asked to lie under oath about the employee do his thing. I knew it was only a country he leads. of them; if your job is lame, you'd better and her strong ties to the Democrats. situation later? This man is an intelligent person, matter of time before he would begin to Yet, despite those job descriptions, find a way to make it fun. If I had to work 1 don't dispute the fact that if Clinton, or any- and if he can live with his decisions and answer pump the lemonade machine. Instead of Clinton defies his title. Oh sure, he's done at Hotdog-on-a-Stick, I'd probably learn one speaking on his behalf, asked Lewinsky to to his maker about what he does, then who are engaging in his tortuously degrading chore, a few things right, and he does a fair how to juggle, too. lie then that is a punishable crime. But, doesn't we to say what is right or wrong for him? however, he started juggling lemons. impression of a caring, Reagan-esque this girl have two strikes against her, first by dat- He wasn't half-bad either. Oh sure, he leader. But he also does what he wants, as Steve Steward is a sophomore political ing a married man and second by not having the Amanda Walker is a senior advertising/public dropped the lemons a few times, but those evidenced by yet another sex scandal. science major from Lodi, Calif. discretion or good judgment to keep knowledge relations major from Athens, Texas. The Stiff entertainment staff PAGE 4 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20,1998 has picked a few cool things to check out this weekend... Movie — "L.A. Confidential," starring Kevin Spacey, R. Video — "Reservoir Dogs." starring Chris Penn, R. TV Show — "60 Minutes," 6 p.m.. Sunday. CBS. Marvelous Marlon CD — "Stupid. Stupid, Stupid," Black Grape. TCU Movie Channel Over-the-top physical comedy propels movie Feb. 20-26 (reviews by Skiff film critics) Check Listings Single joke is trump card "DoubleTeam," D "Face/Off." B+ in Wayans' 'Senseless' "The Lost World." C- but this type of role is more follow- 'Chasing Amy." B (he-performer and less feel-his-pain. "Men In Black." B- Wayans also benefits from having "George of the Jungle." B such a perfect straight-man in David •Conspiracy Theory," C Spade, the better half of the now "Beverly Hills Cop II." C defunct Spade-Chris Farley duo. No "Nothing To Lose," B one can do snide better than Spade, "Batman and Robin." D+ and as Darryl's nemesis. Spade is in "A Family Thing," B- top form. "Thelma and Louise." B Sadly though. "Senseless" occa- "Craoklyn." B Comedies like "Senseless" sionally is. Writers Greg Erb and Craig Mazin were smart enough to KTCITs Top Songs don't come around too often. Yes, the "hot" young comedi- not play their (rump card until Feb. 13-20 halfway through, but there are 1. "Kaptain Kontrol." an getting a star vehicle with a one- joke premise is, to say the least, enough dead spots lo weaken an oth- Course of Empire. erwise hilarious flick. The biggest 2. "Siren," Tori Amos. common. What's different about "Senseless" is how long it takes to one is Tamara Taylor as Janice, 3. "Comin' Home." Hum. Darryl's love interest. Taylor is cute 4. "From Your Mouth." play its one joke, and in how many creative ways the film takes said enough, but seems (o be sleepwalk- God Lives Underwater. ing through her underwritten role. SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF 5. "Spotlight." Black Grape. joke. It almost, hut not quite, draws an On the contrary, Matthew Lillard Marlon Wayans stars in Penepole Spheeris' "Senseless." Spheeris directed "Wayne's World." Wayans, accurate comparison to "Groundhog steals the show as Darryl's room- who stars in WB's television show, "The Wayans Brothers," is the youngest of six brothers and sisters. Top Ten Film* mate Tim. who bears an eerie resem- 1. 'Titanic," $32.9 million. Day" by inventively blance to a pin cushion. Tim's fasci- $376.3 million, nine nation with piercing and pain pro- weeks. playing off its ludicrous vide so many laughs, you start Laugh with Marlon Wayans 2. "The Wedding Singer." premise in cracking up when he just walks on $21.9 million. $21.9 mil screen. Lillard was the more lion, one week. ways that keep An interview with the star of 'Senseless' the audiences deranged of the villains in "Scream." 3. "Sphere," $16.6 million, and his performance here leads me $16.6 million, one week. laughing Wayans: We were poor. But Wayans: People didn't under- instead of to wonder if he can underplay a role. 4. "Good Will Hunting." $9.3 Other veterans of over-the-top we've always thought that being stand 'Pac. They have preconcep- million. $79.7 million, 11 bolting for the SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF poor makes you find comedy in tions about him that weren't true. dw.rs. David Spade acting comprise most of the sec- weeks. ondary cast. Rip Tom should be eter- every situation. There's comedy And, he had an image he thought he 5. "As Good As It Gets." "Senseless" everywhere. Why be sad when you had to maintain. He was a leader stars Marlon Wayans (television's nally honored for his role as Art on $7.4 million. $101.6 mil "The Larry Sanders Show," but can laugh, you know? who followed, and he had his prob- lion, eight weeks. "The Wayans Brothers") as harried Question: Is it true you and your lems. I really miss him. 6. "The Borrowers." $6.1 and hapless Darryl Witherspoon. a family used lo play a game called Question: There has been some million, $6.1 million, one well-meaning college student with Film "Make Me Laugh or Die"? criticism of "The Wayans Brothers" week. more jobs than even he can count Wayans: Yes. You'd have to make as being stereotypical of African- 7. "The Replacement due to his difficulty in paying for Senseless Marlon Wayans, star of the somebody laugh in less than a Americans. What do you think? Killers," $4.7 million, tuition. Directed by Penelope Spheeris new film "Senseless," minute or face the consequences. Wayans: Well, a lot of that has to He accepts an offer from loony $14.7 million, two weeks. Starring Marlon Wayans fought a cold yesterday to Question: Which were? do with the first season the show 8. "Great Expectations." $3.7 scientist Dr. Wheedon (Brad talk lo college newspapers (via Wayans: We'd have to do some- was on the air. We had a few bad million, $22.1 million. Dourif) to be a guinea pig for an conference call) about his relation- thing like grab Dad's bottom while writers, and had to make do, but I experimental drug. The drug drasti- three weeks. (unfortunately) he is more subdued ship with Tupac Shakur his family he slept or something. We really don't think our characters are nega- 9. "Blues Brothers 2000," cally heightens Darryl's live senses, ties and his new movie that opens tried to be funny. tive. Most of the critics probably bul hilariously backfires when he. in here as Janice's father. Dourif can't $3.6 million. $10.8 mil play anything other than strange, but today. Question: Is there any competi- don't even watch the show. Our lion, two weeks, an attempt to keep up with his extra- Marlon also stars with his broth- tion between you and your sib- audience loves our show. ordinarily hectic schedule, overdos- his mad scientist isn't as wild as it 10. "L.A. Confidential," $3.3 er Shawn in the WB sitcom, "The lings? Question: Your character in es. was in "Alien: Resurrection." million, $45.5 million. 22 Wayans Brothers." "Senseless" has heightened senses. Wayans' has an incredible talent weeks. tirade: B Here are a few of the more What sense would you like to for physical comedy, and puts heart notable questions from the inter- enhance? Top Ten TV Shows into his wild gesticulations without view session: Wayans: Smell. I've got a cold seeming labored. Presence wise. Mitch Youngblood is a radio-TV- 1. "XVIII Winter Olympics- film major from Dallas. Question: How did you prepare right now, so I can't smell or taste. Thursday," CBS, 19.3. Wayans registers a resounding zero. for your role in "Senseless"? Question: If you didn't make it in 2. "XVIII Winter Olympics- There's a lot of physical comedy in Hollywood, what would you be Tuesday," CBS, 18.2. the film. doing? 3. "XVIII Winter Olympics- Wayans: I worked out a lot Wayans: Working in Hollywood. Sunday," CBS, 18.0. (laughs). I also played with my I'd still do it. I wouldn't have given 4. "60 Minutes." CBS, 17.1. body, so to speak. I wanted to see up. This is my dream. 5. "XVIII Winter Olympics- how it was to be deaf or blind. It Question: Any advice for aspir- Saturday." CBS, 15.4. really helped with the character SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF ing entertainers? 6. "XVIII Winter Olympics- development because that's how he Marlon Wayans Wayans: Never give up. Don't let Wednesday." CBS, 15.3. was. somebody tell you you can't do it. 7. "XVIII Winter Olympics- Question: Is "Senseless" co-star Wayans: None. We're all very You can do whatever you want to Friday," CBS, 14.8. David Spade as sarcastic as he supportive of one another. There do. 7. "XVIII Winter Olympics- seems? might be other families who (bick- "Senseless," starring Marlon Monday," CBS. 14.8. Wayans: He's the exact same in er) like that, but not ours. Mom Wayans and David Spade, opens 9. "ER."NBC. 13.3. person. He's very sarcastic. He doesn't allow it anyway. nationwide today. The PG-13 film 10. "Seinfeld," NBC, 13.2. looks a little taller on screen, Question: You were pretty close was directed by Penelope Spheeris though. to Tupac Shakur after filming ("Wayne's World"). Video Rentals SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF Question: You come from an "Above the Rim" together. What 1. "The Game," (PolyGram) Brad Dourif (left) and Wayans star in a scene from "Senseless," entertainment family. How has your are your feelings about the late rap- Andy Summa is a senior news- 2. 'Contact," (Warner) the newest production from Dimension Films. upbringing affected your comedy? per/actor? editorial major from Alvin, Texas. 3. 'Conspiracy Theory." (Warner) 4. "Event Horizon," , (Paramount) 5. "G.I. Jane," (Hollywood) 6. "Face/Off," (Paramount) Porcelain display more than just some old dishes 7. "Nothing to Lose," (Touchstone) 8. "Con Air," (Touchstone) Rare Chinese wares show simple things in life matter 9. "Soul Food," (Fox) 10. "My Best Friend's Not being satisfied with creat- which explain some of the purpos- a kid, didn't you Wedding," (Columbia ing smooth flawless pottery, the es of the pictures. A few of these have a favorite TriStar) artists added colorful images and will really add to your Trivial cup that you just —Associated Press intricate detail to these works to Pursuit arsenal and are sure to had to drink out make them more than everyday make you a hit at parties. (Pardon of? Or a specific- utensils. Largely depicted on the me, did you know that the Chinese plate that caused art are old men, representing the symbol for happiness is the bat?) you to inhale your Cool Web Site Chinese reverence for longevity Not only are these items works of food so you could of the Day and respect for the elderly. art in the visual sense, but they also catch a glimpse of Also portrayed are song birds, have verses of poetry written along a cartoon charac- www.comedycen- It seems like museums have common objects of interest due to the sides. These compositions are ter? Art isn't just tral.com/southpark/ been in existence for so long, their beautiful sound as well as full of simplistic, yet beautiful something that's They Killed Kenny! they've displayed everything appearance. (For those of you men adages about nature and give this pretty to look at SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF but the kitchen sink. Well, guess tangible collection another dimen- — it's something This dish, a porcelain remnant of the Kangxi peri- If you think vulgar fourth- what? They're coming pretty sion to explore and admire. that influences od (late 17th century), is on display at the graders, bloody deaths- and close. Art Exhibit Right now you're probably ask- your life in little Kimbell Art Museum. talking fecee is funny, you're The Kimbell Art Museum now For the Imperial Court ing, "These pots and things sound subtle ways, be it probably a South Park fan. has an exhibit displaying the rare neat and all, but what's the big a poem on a cup or a saying on a And go buy some magic mark- Showing through March 1 This official web site caters to porcelains from the Chinese deal? It's just a bunch of old plates coffee mug. ers to decorate your "to-go" Kimbell Art Museum Imperial Court, some dating back and cups." That's a question I Hiding behind a display of boxes. Tharrks to Styrofoam's the rabid fan, offering cool (817)332-8451 trivia, merchandise and chat over 300 years. Consisting of del- found myself asking. Please allow some 300-year-old vases and refusal to biodegrade, it just might be put on display in a few millen- rooms. More importantly, icately decorated vases, cups, me to propose an answer. plates lies a concept that needs to Huge events don't make life be integrated into our lives here nia. however, clips of Kenny, plates and other common items, who think I've gone soft, there are exciting. What really matters are and now. Cartman, Kyle and Stan are these aren't your usual run-of-the- mill Chinese kitchen necessities. some really cool depictions of the little things in life. The simple This exhibit isn't the greatest, Grade: C+ ready to be downloaded. These were the ceramics of royal- dragons, too.) everyday quirks that, when added but the concepts behind it are -Andy Summs ty..the equivalent of seeing Queen Other images are more confus- up, constitute a big part of making worth thinking about. Be on the Justin Roche is a freshman Elizabeth's soap dish or King ing, but the museum has gracious- the day a little brighter. lookout for the little things that advertising/public relations major Tut's coffee mug. ly provided informative cards Think about it. When you were bring a smile to your face. from St. Charles, Mo. ( FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20,1998 Skiff PAGES Harrelson's exceptional acting wasted 'Palmetto's reeky script ruins movie; Top Singlet* L"MyHeartWiHGoOn," copycat film fails to find its own place Celine Dion (Sony) 2. "Nice & Slow," Usher Film Review (LaFaceXGold) MITCH 3. "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It," Will YOUNGBI.OOD Smith (Columbia) 4. "Together Again," Janet It's a rare occasion when movies (Virgin)(Gold) invoke aromas as immaculately as 5. 'Truly Madly Deeply," "Palmetto." From the opening shot Savage Garden to the creative segue into the closing (ColumbiaXGold) 6. "How Do I Live," LeAnn credits of Woody Harrelson typing Rimes (Curb) (Platinum) the credits on his typewriter, 7. "I Don't Ever Want to See "Palmetto" reeks of Hollywood's film You Again," Uncle Sam noir heyday. (Stone Creek-Epic) (Gold) "Palmetto" bastardizes more films 8. "A Song for Mama," Boyz than even I could count, without ever II Men (Motown) (Gold) once deciding what kind of genre it 9. "No, No, No," Destiny's wants to fit in. Child (Columbia) (Gold) By the time you decide which type SPECIAL TO THE 9K1FF 10. "Been Around the World," of entertainment you want to watch, Elisabeth Shue stars as Rhea Malroux in "Palmetto." Puff Daddy & The Family chances are your decision will war- (Bad Boy) (Platinum) rant you leaving the theater to check a negative story on the corrupt city Renick (Tom Wright) and eyeing the out the latest on CNN. council of Palmetto, Florida. After bottle of whiskey he now refuses to Top Albums What is so wrong with "Palmetto" he's released from prison, he winds drink from. 1. "'Titanic' Soundtrack," is that it contains Harrelson's Looking for an honest job, he finds SPECW. TO THE SKIFF (Sony Classical) (Platinum) strongest acting to date, yet the (hole- himself swept up in a web of lust and Woody Harrelson stars as Harry Barber, a good guy who tries to be 2. "Let's Talk About Love," y) script and lackadaisical direction Film deception by wealthy Rhea Malroux Celine Dion (550 Music) are so thin his performance almost (Elisabeth Shue). who wants Harry to bad, in Columbia Pictures' new drama "Palmetto." (Platinum) goes unnoticed. All of this is so disap- Palmetto help her scam $50,(XX) out of her is a cardinal sin for such a film. We staleness. which is disappointing con- 3. "Yield," Pearl Jam (Epic) pointing when you consider it's Marring Woody Harrelson and slingy and dying husband. Felix (Rolf need to believe that characters like sidering the film's pedigree, and how 4. "Sevens," Garth Brooks directed by Volker Schlondorff who Elisabeth Shue Hoppe). The only thing Harry has to Harry would be tempted by corrup- Gershon and Harrelson. at least, lift it (Capitol) directed the legendary "Tin Drum" Directed by Volker Schlondorff do is make a threatening phone call to tion after trying to expose it. We need above the lowest grade. 5. "Spiceworld." Spice Girls and the haunting "The Handmaid's Felix and pick up Rhea's stepdaugh- to believe that a girl as insidiously (Virgin) (Platinum) Tale." ter Odette (Chloe Sevigny). and he foul-looking as Sevigny could be Grade: D 6. "Savage Garden," Savage Harrelson is exceptional as down- up back in (he bed of old flame Nina can collect his money. Of course, seductive, when in fact a blind person Garden on-his-luck Harry Barber, a reporter (Gina Gershon). on the black" everything goes wrong for Harry. would find her repulsive. Mitch Youngblood 5 .. TriStar) sound is very unique. One thing that The four songs Lloyd sings range of Empire review below). 5. "Spice Girls: One Hour of makes this band different is the use of from the melodic "Mystic Buzz," to Alternative is dying, and all I have to Girl Power," (Warner) three lead singers. the bluesy "Waiting on the Stone," to ! i 6. "Evita," (Hollywood) say is this: it's about time. the sing-out-loud-while-driving-your- 1 People are finally getting tired of 7. "Scream." (Dimension) car-down-the-highway "Better SPECIAL TO THE SKIFF millionaires singing about how life 8. "The Blues Brothers," Music Tomorrow" to the haunting "She (From left) Rob Bonaccorsi, Simon Horrocks, Wayne Healy, Marty sucks, and rockers have discovered (Universal Studios) Said." Lloyd and Jim Bonaccorsi make up the Freddy Jones Band. Their new they don't have to be depressed to sell Lucid (Platinum) "California" has an Eagles feel to it album, "Lucid," is a Capricorn Records production. 9. "George of the Jungle," records. by Freddy Jones Band and Healy's voice dominates the mel- (Disney) Pop rock is making a comeback Capricorn Records low beat and his "C Minor change from the other guitar-domi- touring it They are scheduled to play 10. "The Lost World: Jurassic with bands who write about emo- Contribution" is the most funky song nated songs. two shows at Deep F.llum Live this Park," (Universal) tions, but put the words to the kind of on the album. He sings the last song "Lucid" will keep your head nod- Friday and Saturday night in Dallas music that just seems to get stuck in Each singer gives his own style to on the album, the aggressive ding, your feet moving and. if you're with Sister Hazel. Mass Market your head. And you don't even mind his songs, ensuring the 12 tracks on "Burning By," in a gruff voice backed in your car. you'll keep the beat by Paperbacks it being there. "Lucid" don't all sound alike. up by strong guitars. slapping the steering wheel. It's an Grate A- 1. "The Partner" by John Hootie and the Blowfish opened There are two main singers. Marty Bonaccorsi lends his baritone to album with a wide range of melodies Grisham (Dell/Island) the door for "happy rockers" and Lloyd, who sings four songs, and "Come on Back" which is a jazz- and lyrics that won't leave you bored. Wemly Bogema is a junior broad- 2. "The Ranch" by Danielle were one of the first bands in the '90s Wayne Healy. who sings six. They based melody and comes in the mid- "Lucid" is the third Freddy Jones cast journalism major from Danbury, Steel (Dell) to actually look like they have fun at trade off verses and chorus on dle of the album, providing a pleasant Band album and thev are currently Texas. 3. "Dr. Atkins' New Diet Revolution" by Robert C. Atkins (Avon) 4. "Music in the Night" by Band rocks club with V.C. Andrews (Pocket) Grunge homage throttles album 5. "A Night to Remember" by unique, eclectic sounds Walter Lord (Bantam) 6. "The Notebook" by Empire's m. Nicholas Sparks (Warner *p*- Leftover Salmon spans music genres Vision) 'Words' are their taste any other way. 7. "Hornet's Nest" by Patricia On their web site. Salmon invites Cornwell (Berkley) original 5 members from all different walks of 8. "Small Town Girl" by life to rendezvous at their shows to LaVyrle Spencer (Jove) M "find our common ground and dance 9. "The Cat Who Tailed a Music Review V on it." Their concert reflects this Thief by Lilian Jackson creed. The crowd included pre-mid- Braun (Jove) ANDY "k \ SUMMA dle-aged boring people. Heads. 10. "3001: The Final Odyssey" by Arthur C. Dreads and even not-quite-suits But Contrary to popular belief (see Clarke (Del Rey) whatever they were wearing, they all Freddy Jones review above) For a special Valentine's Day had on smiles Trade Paperbacks grunge music isn't dead. It's concert, five nuts rolled into From classic favorites like "Deep not even sick. pLi 1. "Don't Sweat the Small i »mmt Dallas and rocked the leaves off Kllum Blues" and Zepelin's "Rock In fact, grunge music is probably r SPECIAL TO THE 3KIFF Stuff..." by Richard Carlson 4 Trees Lounge. In the spirit of love, n' Roll" to crowd pleasers like "420 (Hyperion) as strong as ever — just not as Course of Empire, a quasi-alternative/metal band, has a new they showered the crowd with Polka". "Ask the Fish" and "Rise Up 2. "James Cameron's Titanic" mainstreamed or streamlined. Once release: "Telepathic Last Words." It is a TVT Records production. Polyethnic Cajun Slamgrass. (Wake'n'Bake)." Salmon spawned a by Ed Marsh reliant on the rhythm-soaked guitar Leftover Salmon wrapped up their litter of joyous tunes. II nothing else, voice doesn't match Course of (HarperPerennial) beltings of groups like Nirvana and grunge/metal mania. three-city tour of Texas Saturday it was just fun to see these guys play. Taking over where Soundgarden Empire's rich metal chorus. 3. "Chicken Soup for the Alice In Chains, grunge is now a night in Deep Ellum with an enthusi- Great musicians create great music left off. Course of Empire guitarist "Lucid'"s overall consistency, Teenage Soul" by Canfield, multi-headed musical army. There astic show that boogied for three which creates great times. however, is a direct testament to the Hansen and Kirberger is no general, but there are several Mike Graff has full-throttled wah- hours and change. The live Salmon wah peddle smashings that evoke group's musical skills. Each mem- (HCI) capable colonels. boys pieced together song after song ber brings his own sound, and the 4. "Under the Tuscan Sun" by Grunge staples such as unrelent- strong audio images of 1990 with flavors of bluegrass. cajun. polka Concert ban's music is richer as a result. Frances Mayes (Broadway) ing guitar blitzkriegs and screech- Seattle. His graceful guitar solos and lighthearted rock'n'roll. One "Houdini's Blind." the album's Leftover Salmon 5. "The Color of Water" by ing angst-laden lyrics aren't chic and confidently tuned rhythms minute Leftover Salmon doubled the aren't to be pigeonholed as grunge. fifth song, may be the group's Feb U James McBride (Riverhead) anymore, and grunge reflects this crowd over with comical antics, and strongest effort. Understated and 6. "The 7 Habits of Highly change in direction. But the spirit of the next, the boys had em kickin' up Trees Lounge mellow, the tune builds slowly to a Effective People" by grunge remains intact, in a different their heels and getting down to some Music jazzy "Magical Mystery Tour" cli- Stephen Covey form: altemo-metal. There just isn't funky jams. max that is perhaps the most fulfill- (Fireside/S&S) any flannel. Leftover Salmon stars funny-man Telepathic Last Words ing on "Last Words." 7. "The Simpsons: A Course of Empire is one of the Vince Herman on acoustic guitar, On their Web site. Leftover Salmon by Course of Empire "Coming of the Century" is Complete Guide to Our more talented groups on today's washboard and vocals. Drew Emmit writes. "Sell your house, quit your TVT Records another of the band's patented Favorite Family" by Matt "grunge" landscape. Their new joins him, having mastered the man- job. rent out your dog. invent a better amplifier blasts. Complete with Groening (HarperPerennial) album, 'Telepathic Last Words," is dolin, which he rotates between his sandwich and take it on the road with slow-riding guitar ticklings and 8. "The World Almanac and a headbanging guitar blast. equally precise fiddle and electric us." They promise to lead their fans to Book of Facts 1998" by vocal cord abuses, "Century" is a Complete with Alice-In-Chains- Graff is a fine guitarist and musi- guitar. Mark Vann blazes on his elec- a kinder, gentler world where Robert Famighetti (World cian. As such, he takes cues from a prime example of what the group is esque riffs and Nine-Inch-Nails- tric, 5-string banjo, and Michael strangers dance with strangers to Almanac Books) sordid bunch of artists such as Bob about: pounding eardrums and style samplings, "I^ast Words" is a Wooten has some smokin' hits on Polyethnic Cajun Slamgrass. This 9. "Chicken Soup for the banging heads. bona fide musical melting pot. Dylan. Marilyn Manson and even drums. With such a diverse arsenal at dream could come true, they promise. Woman's Soul" by Enio Morricon (composer of "The And that is what grunge is all On the whole, however, "Last their disposal, it's no wonder Salmon And from the euphoric air inside Canfield, Hansen, Good, the Bad and the Ugly"). about. After all, grunge by any Words" is an original. Its roots are can leap from one music genre to Trees, you'd believe it. Hawthorne and Shimoff other name... firmly entrenched in grunge, but Graff melds these varying styles another and serve up some fresh, fla- (HCI) into the foot-tapping guitar their tastes (and melodies) reach vorful treats of their own concoction. Grade: B+ 10. "Into the Wild" by Jon Grade: B back to the Beatles and forward to kamikaze that is "Last Words." This is where Polyethnic Cajun Krahauer Lead singer Vaughan Stevenson, Fear Factory. But these influences Slamgrass comes in. That's what Michael Kruse is a junior advertis- (Doubleday/Anchor) on the other hand, sounds like a Andy Summa is a senior news- are just that, and Course of Empire Salmon calls their tunes. And that's ing/public relations major from —Associated Press Green Day dropout. His hollow editorial major from Alvin. Texas. melds them with their own brand of how it sounds. You just can't describe Overland Park. Kans. < PAGE 6 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1998 SAFETY New Frog Camp director From Page 1 New Gainesville location adds to executive duties car, he said. has recently reordered the items Pacheco said all female students Women need to be since its relocation. By Lsah Garcia to expand leadership roles in ways I site, each camp has been given a need to make an effort to attend Pepper Spray canisters with STAFF REPORTER thought I could never do." he said. "1 name that will describe what kinds of the class, but there are basic things aware of their holders and personal body alarms, TCU not only added a new am able to listen to people and com- challenges it provides. they can do to protect themselves. surroundings and situa- which can be found behind the Gainesville site to the summer Frog municate my ideas. This will help me Each of the four camp sites pre- Women need to be aware of front counter, sell for about $12. Camp locations this past year but it personally and professionally later in sents a different challenge, but they their surroundings and situations tions at all times and For students who live off cam- also appointed a new student execu- life." also offer the same set of experiences. at all times and know who they are know who they are with pus, the bookstore also sells per- tive director for the program. Jay Young, student adviser, said Young said. with when they go out, he said. sonal motion alarms that can be Dan Doremus. a senior political over the past two years the goal has "All Frog Camp sites have a team When walking, women should when they go out. hung on a door and will go off if science major, was appointed in late been to try to make Frog Camp more builder (activity) and they work be confident by holding their When walking, women the door moves. October to be the new executive student—run. together on a goal." he said. shoulders back and their heads up. Llisa Hannah, Director of the director of Frog This is only the second year that Camp Alpine, located in the moun- Someone trying to choose his vic- should be confident by TCU Bookstore, said self-protec- Camp. Frog Camp has named an executive tains of Colorado, offers challenge tim will go for the woman who holding their shoulders tion is about education and the Doremus director. Last year. Malinda Mason, a courses, rock climbing and white appears to be less confident in her- best protection is awareness. said his duties senior radio-TV-film major, held the water rafting. self, Pacheco said. back and their heads up. "It's not to be taken lightly," include provid- position. At the Frog Camp Challenge locat- A TCU Bookstore employee Someone trying to Hannah said. ing insight and Young said the position of execu- ed in Waco, campers will work on who took the class about a year choose his victim will For those that can't make the advice to the tive director has to be filled by some- team-building challenges. ago said she learned a lot of differ- RAD class, Lynn Fabia will be eight co-direc- one who has been a part of Frog Students who attend the Frog ent ways to protect herself in dif- go for the woman who teaching another self-defense class tors of the pro- Camp, has a love and commitment to Camp Quest, located in Fort Worth, ferent situations. She said she appears to be less confi- Feb. 22 from 2-5 p.m. in the Rickel gram, whom he TCU, and a mission to help students work together on a Habitat for highly recommends the RAD class Building. Room 136. The class is will train. He Dan Doremus make the transition from high school Humanity House. to all women. dent in herself. $15 for students and $20 for will also run Frog Camp to college. The newest camp. Camp EMCU,,ve Dlrec,or Personal safety devices such as adults. weekly meet- "As a co-director last summer, 1 Excursion in Gainesville, features pepper spray and body alarms are -Sgt. John Pacheco, The escaping techniques Fabia ings before the summer sessions to think everyone had a shared percep- outdoor navigation projects. good to have, but each has advan- Campus Police will use are based on Aikido, a discuss changes and policies and to tion that Dan was very organized and TCU will offer its Frog Camp to tages and disadvantages, Pacheco non-aggressive, self-defense style make sure each camp will run effec- committed to the mission of Frog 850 students this summer, about 150 said. of martial arts. This style focuses tively. Camp," he said. "He is able to get more than previous years. Though the pepper spray has a alarm can get people's attention, on waiting for the attacker and the "I really wanted this job because it along well with people and handle Doremus said the Frog Camp com- good spraying range, it is only but the alarm, as well as whistles, element of surprise. provides such a challenge." Doremus difficulties." mittee was bored with the traditional effective if the assailant is sprayed can be taken away by an assailant. Women can sign up in the said. "I feel like I am experienced and As executive director, Doremus Frog Camps and wanted to add more in the face, he said. The TCU Bookstore has carried Extended Education Office or at that my ideas can really help improve said he hopes he can help incoming exciting opportunities for the new Pacheco also said the body these safety devices in the past and the door. the camps." freshman and transfer students meet freshmen and transfers. As a freshman. Doremus attended new people and make them more But the one thing that has not the Frog Camp in Waco and found comfortable in a new environment. changed is the overall goal of teach- that he enjoyed it so much he wanted "It's hard going to a new place and ing students to effectively work CONCERT to become more involved. The next not knowing anyone." he said. "So together and accomplish goals as a year he became a facilitator at the often people get to school and are team using trust, concentration and From Pa£e 1 Waco camp, where he was able to afraid because of what people have cameraderie. he said. work closely with a small group of told them about college. We just want Sally Spencer, a freshman prema- have donated thousands of dol- He said interested students talk with them on the way here students teaching them teamwork to make them more comfortable." jor. said she was able to meet many lars in drum set equipment for send resumes, videos and state- from the airport, in rehearsal skills. This year TCU has added a new people through the Frog Camp silent auctions which will take ments of interest to the Larrie and between some of the The next year he was appointed Gainesville Frog camp site that is programs. place throughout the day. Londin Scholarship committee, shows," he said. camp director and was able to use his over 300 acres of heavily wooded and "Although I attended the camp All the money raised at the which then determines who the Aaron Puckett, a senior music overall leadership abilities. hilly forest. Doremus said. with friends. 1 still was able to learn event will be donated to the recipients are. education major, will play with Doremus said Frog Camp has The directors want to leave their the teamwork concepts of the camp," Larrie Londin Scholarship Petrella said he is particularly the band during the first half of given him a chance to grow and options open as far as the format for Spencer said. "I still have remained Fund, which was begun by the looking forward to the Ail-Star the TCU Jazz Band concert. become a better overall person. the new camp, he said. friends with some of the new people I SABIAN cymbal company with Jam, which will take place at "There's some pressure "I have been given the opportunity Along with the addition of the new met." sales from a Limited Edition 4:45 p.m. on Saturday. All the because they're really good," he Larrie Londin cymbal. Londin. percussionists will play together said. "We're playing an a percussion performer who for about half an hour, he said. arrangement of 'Lullaby of played SABIAN cymbals, died "That's going to be really Broadway,' which people may of a heart attack in 1992 when wild." he said. "They all set up be familiar with, and we can try Police Blotter he was in his 40s. their drum sets and perform to get the crowd into the appro- Petrella said the scholarship concurrently." priate mood." Campus Police reported the following offenses Public intoxication fund is for students from any Percussion students are help- Puckett and sophomore Feb. II through Feb. 19. 8:30 p.m.. Feb. 12 — Two suspects created a distur- country and of all ages up to 24. ing with the event's scheduling music education major Eric bance in Daniel-Meyer Coliseum during a basketball "For instance, if your little and logistics! Some will pick Dodson said the students are Telephone harassment game. Both were issued alcohol violations and were trans- brother plays percussion and is performers up from the airport. looking forward to hearing 8 p.m., Feb. II — A student told police that at ported to their residences by city police. good, and he wants to come to John Moran, a freshman Terry Bozzio play because of 3:45 a.m. on Feb. 8 she received a phone call from an TCU and study, he can apply for piano and percussion perfor- his unique approach to the unknown male who asked her what her name was Indecent exposure scholarship money," he said. mance major, said he was glad instrument. and what she was doing. The student did not answer °:00 a.m.. Feb. 16 — A student said a man in the Ranch "But it could also be someone for the opportunity to talk to the "He treats the drum set as an the phone when it rang a second time, and she Management parking lot whistled at her and exposed and from Japan (who wins a scholar- artists. individual solo instrument," received no further calls. stroked himself. Police were unahle to locate the suspect. ship)." "It's cool because we get to Dodson said. ■■l.l'UIIJ.H'I.I.BffiSBl Grad school decentralization gives authority to departments By Robyn Ross The graduate council made the es and programs, works with the mailed." "My recommendation was to like mine have more responsibility, STAFF REPORTER decision in 1996 to decentralize provost and college deans about She said the budget process has have a centralized system," he said. more work, but if anything we're The desire for more local control TCU's graduate studies depart- financial aid, and advertises and also become easier since the move "At the schools we studied it more responsive to students' needs is present in universities as well as ments. As part of decentralization, promotes programs. to decentralize. seemed decentralizing was not because of the local control." politics. the position of dean of graduate "My job is to provide support "We've cut out the middleman in found to be effective, or where it Burton said the university's poli- TCU's graduate studies pro- studies was eliminated. and facilitate graduate programs the budget process." she said. "The was studied it was not recommend- cy regarding oral examinations has grams moved toward local control Adams said graduate admissions and the deans to the extent that vice chancellor allocates funds to ed. changed under the new system. He this year by decentralizing most of have always been decentralized graduate study is intertwined with each dean, and the deans make the "I would have argued for a grad- said under the old system the facul- their admissions and financial aid since the decision of whether to research," he said. budget. Budget requests don't have uate school that could keep the ty members supervising a student's paperwork and record keeping. admit or deny a student is made Priscilla Tate, associate dean of to go through the dean of graduate paperwork and administrative pro- oral exam were three members Larry Adams, associate vice within the department to which the AddRan college, said the decentral- studies." cessing in one place without from in the department in addition chancellor for academic affairs, student applies. ization of the administrative work Joe Helmick, a professor of com- removing colleges from the admin- to one representative from outside said the graduate study division of a "The graduate faculty (in the has cut down on paperwork. munication sciences and disorders, istrative process," he said. the department appointed by the university can operate in two ways. department) review applications, "There used to be a lot of dupli- served as the dean of graduate stud- John Burton, associate dean and dean of graduate studies. He said the traditional mode oper- unlike undergraduate admissions, cation because the students' records ies for eight years ending at the director of graduate studies for the The representative from outside ates through a graduate school and which are all conducted in one would be kept in the department start of the fall '97 semester. As the College of Fine Arts and the department is not required has a dean of graduate studies, who office downstairs in Sadler," he said. and in the central office," she said. chairman of the graduate council Communication, said he isn't yet under the new system, he said. oversees students from baccalaure- GPA evaluations for admissions "There was also a delay when we'd during the decision-making sure how the absence of a central "It signaled that graduate educa- ate through Ph.D. programming. still takes place in a central office in write letters, because the college process, he studied other schools figure for graduate studies would tion was a university-wide endeav- Other schools have decentralized Sadler, he said. would send letters to the central like SMU, Baylor and the affect the departments. or," he said. "It brought in a differ- graduate studies programs that Adams is the chairman of the office to be typed, and then they'd University of Southern California "I'm not going to say for sure ent set of ears and eyes on the prob- operate from within the individual graduate council, which reviews all come back to us to be signed, and and presented his findings to the that the new policy is better," he lem. It would bring us together and colleges or departments. proposals regarding graduate cours- then they'd go back out to be council. said. "I know it's not worse. Offices show how similar we are." Entries for Soccer are Due Today Call y21-7^45 for
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By RobynRoss The responses are varied: "Good no problems in front of them because tion class, we're teaching them to STAFF REPORTER thesis." "Your conclusion was a little 4 6\T 7hen I teach my own class I have no prob- it's all one group on the same level," read their own writing, and hopefully Every Tuesday afternoon. Reed unclear." "Why don't you expand Rupiper said. "In this class, when they'll notice the kind of things in Hall, Room 303 becomes a center for more here?' V V lems in front of them because it's all one you're teaching it's harder because their own writing that other people creative collaboration. There is a pause. group on the same level.." you're also being watched by the point out," she said. The "Writing About Popular "Popular culture puts way more other teachers. The observation by Jen Watkins, a senior history and Culture" class, led by the Addie Levy emphasis on sports than education," — Amy Rupiper your colleagues makes it harder." English writing major, said the work- professor of literature, Gary Tate, one student said. "If teachers were graduate student Schick, a Ph.D. candidate with an shop format provided good feedback teaches students to teach each other. famous the way athletes are, we'd emphasis in rhetoric and composi- for her papers. The class is taught primarily by six have kids wanting to be scientists." tion, taught at the Navy Military "With only one professor it's hard- graduate students in English, who The next week, a wind ruffles the debated whether pop culture and the * Tallakson said. The mentors and stu- Institute for four years before coming er for (hem (o read your work and facilitate small-group writing work- treetops outside the third-floor win- Web create unity or isolation. dents also took a six-page survey of to TCU. He said he wants to work in give all (heir help to you," she said. shops for the undergraduates. dows. A blanket of fog passes over Kristen Evans, a junior English their interests in media and pop cul- an administrative and teaching posi- "But the group separation is helping Each week students write short the sun and the classroom moves major, suggested a compromise. ture at the beginning of the course. tion with a writing program, perhaps me with my technical writing as well response papers about one aspect of from dark to light as students discuss "I think we have to recognize that "We cover the major kinds of as a composition director. as my thought process." popular culture and then critique how technology sometimes clouds (the Web) has both advantages and media each of us is familiar with," "So much depends on where you She said it is sometimes harder to them in small groups for the first human understanding. disadvantages," she said. "You don't said Paul Amore, who led the class go and what the setup is." he said in give and receive critiques in the pop half of class. During the second half, The students in Joel Causey and totally embrace it. In one sense you discussion on technology. "We are in regard to his continued use of the culture class, which requires argu- the whole class gathers for group Tom Reedy's group have taken differ- can interact with people all over the the areas where we had knowledge workshop format. "It's exciting here mentative papers, than in the fiction discussion. ent approaches to the subject of the world, and in another you're not per- and experience. For instance, Kurt because we've had a lot of turnover, workshop class she took last semester. One afternoon the class' topic is Internet. One writes several pages sonally connected." and I have a lot of experience with the and last year the composition director "In a fiction class what you're writ- sports. Graduate students Amy about the World Wide Web's many The class was formed when Tate Internet." came in when we really needed lead- ing isn't real, it isn't really you." she Rupiper and Trish Tallakson listen as uses. One brings into question the sent out memos at the end of last Tate opened the course, defined its ership." said. "When you write argumentative their four students read their papers argument that the Web is an elitist semester, and the six mentors parameters and gave a brief presenta- Schick and Rupiper taught fresh- papers you're putting your opinions aloud and then ask for critique and medium because access to it is limit- responded. Kurt Schick, a graduate tion on what popular culture means. man composition together in the fall. out there, and that's what people are criticism. ed. One questions whether the Web is mentor, said the idea evolved from a Later in the semester, as students "It's good to bounce ideas off each criticizing. So sometimes it's harder Most of the papers in this group representative of pop culture at all. composition class Tate taught last begin work on individual research other because you always get more to take what they say." tackle the question of what the role "You're saying here that the World semester. projects, he will lead the class more ideas that way." Rupiper said. She said the graduate students pro- of sports heroes is and how race Wide Web is the pathway to Utopia," "We told him the theory was great often, Rupiper said. The workshop is (he most success- vide helpful criticism. affects them. Causey said to one writer. "You're but we wanted the practice teaching, Each of the mentors had taught ful format for a writing class, they said. "They're very knowledgeable and "These issues are so difficult to implying that you can do anything too," he said. composition classes before, but the "The students get a lot of feedback they're springboards for my writing." write about — so many tensions," you want on it, which I would call The mentors met four or five times popular culture class is a little differ- from each other." Tallakson said. she said. "The individual attention is Rupiper said, as students look over into question." last semester to plan the class and ent, they said. Rupiper agreed. great, and you can take what they say the papers. Later, in group discussion, students combine ideas for the syllabus, "When I teach my own class I have "When they're reading in composi- and build on it."
Art students display works Two lighting technicians from the Sylvania company take a By Mlndy Gray to press releases. break for lunch outside the STAFF REPORTER "In the class we cover topics that confront Moudy building Wednesday. Seven art students are experiencing what it's professional artists and students going to gradu- Workers from the company like to be professional artists before they leave ate school," he said. have been working to replace the comfort of TCU. Laura Shipp, a junior studio art major, said her lights in various campus This opportunity is provided through a new art focuses on the human anatomy. Her painting class offered by the department of art and art his- in the exhibit is a female figure with her back buildings since July. tory. turned. She said she tried to show the exposure "Seminar in Art Professions", taught by Triad of some of the bones in the painting. Duhigg. associate professor of art, prepares stu- "I'm experimenting with different ways of dents for professional artistic careers. depicting the human anatomy," she said. "I'm in As part of the class, students are learning how the experimental stage right now." to organize their own exhibitions. Shipp said the class is beneficial because it Their exhibition, "Serious About Something" teaches the students the business side of setting will be held in the vestibule of the north side of up an exhibition. the J.M. Moudy Building through Feb. 27 and is Mike Blake, a senior studio art major, has a open to the public. still-life painting of a shot glass in the exhibition. Duhigg said the overall theme of the exhibi- "(The class) gives you a lot of ideas about tion is to display each individual's work, most of exhibitions and how they work and how to pre- which is based on figure. pare for them," he said. It is a mixed media show, featuring drawing, Joanna Darsey, a senior studio art major, has a painting, photography and sculpture. The exhib- color photograph of her fiance in the exhibition. it depicts figures using experimental techniques She said it is difficult to express how she feels and concepts while showing the psychological about her art. perspective of each artist, he said. "It's all very special to me, but it's hard for me Duhigg said he believes students will benefit to describe (hat to other people," she said. from this new class, which demonstrates every- The department plans to hold this student Kltnb»r1y WllMfl tUITOR IN CHIEF thing that goes into an exhibition, from lighting exhibition annually through (he class.
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Clinton promised a boisterous Texas crowd the right to choose their doctors regardless of help me. My English is bad, but they Tandy RetroFest '98, Fort Worth's cele- He said only two people in the entire Thursday that old friend and Democratic guber- medical insurance plan; giving teachers a understand me. I like it because I know bration of the 1940s. production can speak both languages. natorial candidate Garry Mauro would win $5,000 pay raise; and spending $2 billion on it's difficult for them." The Russians will present three other "It is a challenge in the communication against long odds. new school buildings. She said the main difference between plays at the University Theatre while they process to make sure that everything is "He knows the odds are against him, but I "In Garry's plan, Texas families are first," Russian and American theater is the sys- are here. taken care of, that the elements are all remember years ago when a young Arkansas Mrs. Clinton said. "It's time to pay our teachers tem each country uses. American actors Nazarenko has two roles to perform there," he said. man was running for governor and thought he what they deserve, it's time to make sure our can work in any theater, but Russian while she is at TCU. Juliet and a part in Brown said despite the inconvenience, didn't have a chance," the first lady told a group classrooms are not overcrowded.... He will pro- actors must sign a contract with only one "Eirors in the Night." When she isn't the actors are still able to communicate. of about 500 Mauro supporters at the Le tect every Texan's right to choose a doctor." theater. rehearsing, she spends her free time read- "The language of the theater transcends Meridien Hotel. In Austin, a single protester briefly interrupt- Nazarenko said the contract is usually ing the text of the play and her favorite it," he said. "The actors can understand Mauro's campaign spokesman, Joe Cutbirth, ed Richards' introduction of Mauro, shouting for one year, but the actors often stay with books. She also spends time talking with the director simply because we under- shrugged aside suggestions that the brewing opposition to the escalating conflict with Iraq. the theater for longer. She said she has and getting to know the American stu- stand the passion of theater." scandal involving President Clinton and a Greg Ericson, who has a television program studied in the Theatre Koleso for eight dents. He said when they began to work on the White House intern might hurt the value of a on one of Austin's cable access channels, was years and enjoys working with them. Nazarenko said her most memorable fight scenes, they expected to have diffi- Clinton endorsement. quickly escorted from the hotel ballroom by "I like my director." she said. "He is my moment while in the the United States culties with the two groups performing "Having the first lady come down here is a campaign workers. He was not arrested and teacher. In our theater we are a big family. was when she went to Houston and saw two different techniques. They were sur- tremendous asset to the campaign," Cutbirth later joined other protesters outside the hotel We don't have many people, maybe 20. the ocean. prised to learn that their techniques were said. 'To have her come down here and express where Mrs. Clinton, Richards and Mauro had and we are family." "It was so beautiful," she said. "When I exactly the same. concern for the same ideas: smaller classroom dinner with several hundred supporters. Nazarenko said she started acting was in Russia I had a dream that I wanted Brown said the students are benefiting sizes, better teachers ... it draws a clear distinc- Recent campaign finance reports showed because a friend from school wanted to be to see the ocean. Now my dreams (have from this experience by seeing how the- tion between our priorities and those of Bush with $13 million in his campaign coffers, an actress and she went along with her. come true). I saw my dream, the ocean." ater is universal. Governor Bush." while Mauro had about $350,000. She said she likes everything about act- Andrei Podeiko, a Russian translator, "They're seeing that the art of theater Republican Gov. George W. Bush's re-elec- Mauro's friendship with the Clintons dates to ing, especially the different roles she said the Russians appearing in "Romeo transcends nationality," he said. tion campaign seemed unconcerned by the 1972, when they worked together on George plays with her theater in Russia. and Juliet" are all professional actors and The theater troupe will return to Russia high-profile endorsement, noting Mauro's sup- McGovern's presidential campaign. Mauro The acting troupe first came to TCU in not students. on March 10. port for the ill-fated Clinton health care reform twice headed Clinton's presidential campaign September 1996 to perform. Last spring Igor Vorobiev is one of the leading "Romeo and Juliet" will be held in the plan. in Texas. TCU students traveled to Russia and per- actors of the Theatre Koleso. Although he University Theatre, Feb. 25 through "Her visit should remind Texans of a previ- At the Dallas reception, Mauro remarked formed "The Fantastiks." The two groups has a small part as Sampson in "Romeo March 1. "Moorlyn Moorloe" will be held ous trip when she and Garry Mauro tried to sell about his close friendship with the Clintons and are collaborating for this year's perfor- and Juliet." he is one of only two charac- March 2 and 3; "She and He" will be per- Texans on the Clinton plan to put the federal even called the president his hero. mance at TCU. ters in "He and She." formed March 4 and 7; and "Errors in the government in charge of Texans' health-care "The good news is, during the State of the In this production, TCU students will George Brown, an assistant professor Night" will be held March 5 through decisions," said Bush's spokeswoman, Karen Union address my hero said, 'We ought to give play the Montagues in English, while the of theater, said working with the Russian March 8. Hughes. every American the ability to choose a doctor.' Russians will play the Capulets in actors is both a joy and a challenge. For ticket information, call the box With rock music blaring in the background, ... I'm on Bill Clinton's side because he's on Russian. "The joy is their enthusiasm for the art. office at 257-7626. Clinton walked on stage and received a standing America's side and on Texas' side."
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I s ' 6333 CAMP BOWIE 738-7692 Mon.-Sat. 9:30-6, Open Sundays for Sale 12-5 FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20,1998 Skiff PAGE 9 Campus This weekend's home sportsi The No. 19 ranked TCU Frogs fall to Mustangs 86-43 at home men's basketball team will face the No. 11 ranked New Mexico Lobos 5 p.m. Saturday at Daniel-Meyer Need Tulsa's help to make tourney Coliseum. The game has By Richard Durrett to score in the first five minutes man- already been sold out and SKIFF STAFF aging only a 4-4 tie. But SMU's Karen students are encouraged to TCU had an opportunity to earn a Blair found the range from the three- arrive at least one hour prior trip to the Western Athletic point stripe and the Mustangs went on to tip off if they want to get Conference Tournament, but fell a 26-7 run for the next 10 minutes. a seat. behind quickly to SMU and lost 86-43 SMU continued to shoot the ball The baseball team faces Thursday night at Daniel-Meyer well for the remainder of the half, fin- the University of Illinois in a Coliseum. ishing at 46 percent for the first 20 three-game home series this The win gives the Mustangs an minutes of play and grabbing a 45-21 weekend. They play today at opportunity to earn a first round bye in halftime advantage. TCU shot only 33 2 p.m., Saturday at 11 a.m. the WAC Tournament if Hawai'i percent and made one of eight three- and Sunday at 1 p.m. defeats Rice on Saturday. pointers in the first half. "That's the main thing on our The Frogs didn't improve the shoot- Men's WAC games minds," SMU head coach Rhonda ing touch in the second half. TCU fin- to be televised Rompola said. "We have one game left ished the game shooting 18-65, a sea- TCU and KTXA UPN 21 to get to 20 wins. The NCAA son-low 28 percent. The Frogs also have announced an agree- Selection Committee would like to see failed to make their share of three ment to televise the TCU 20 wins." pointers, missing 18 en route to a 14 men's basketball games in SMU, who moved to 19-6 overall percent performance, also a season- the upcoming Qwest WAC and 11-3 in league play, was helped by low. Basketball Tournament to be the Frogs' inability to shoot the ball The loss is the worst since Mike played in Las Vegas. KTXA effectively. TCU shot 28 percent from Petersen arrived on campus and the UPN 21 will televise the the field and 3-21 from three-point lowest point total since 1996. Horned Frogs' Quarterfinal land for the game. Head coach Mike "Our kids have battled and have and potential Semifinal Petersen kept his team in the locker done a good job this year," Petersen games on March 5th and room almost 30 minutes after the final said. "This is the first time we really 6th. By virtue of their win- buzzer and said he wasn't pleased. haven't, and I feel bad for them." ning the WAC Pacific "That's the first time since I've been TCU still has an opportunity to go Division Championship, the here that our effort wasn't what it to the WAC Tournament. If Tulsa Horned Frogs receive a first- needed to be," Petersen said. "It's my defeats San Diego State Saturday round bye. job to make sure we're ready to play." night, then the Frogs would finish The same problems that faced TCU sixth in the Pacific Division and have in January vs. SMU resurfaced the WAC's final seed in the tourna- NFL Thursday night. The Frogs were dom- ment. inated inside by the play of SMU's "Obviously we want to go," Elway set for surgery, Karlin Kennedy who finised with 12 Petersen said. "But just as obviously, plans to return points and 10 rebounds. SMU had 64 if we do go, we need to play better DENVER (AP) — John total rebounds, a high for a TCU oppo- than this." Elway will undergo surgery nent this season, to the Frogs 36, a TCU will attempt to do just that on his throwing shoulder deficit that was too much to overcome. Saturday against New Mexico. It is a Monday, a sure sign that "Rebounding is a reflection of how crossover game for the Frogs and it he'll return next season to hard you play," Petersen said. "I won't count in the WAC standings, but help the Denver Broncos thought SMU played much harder TCU could break the school record for defend their Super Bowl than we did; they played with much season wins with a victory. The Frogs championship. more focus." are 13-12 overall and 4-10 in confer- Elway's agent has told the Both teams seemed to have trouble ence play. The game against the Lobos team that the 37-year-old focusing from the opening tip. The starts at 3 p.m. CST on KTCU (88.7 Junior forward Misty Meadows looks for an open teammate to pass to in Thursday night's game quarterback will return for Horned Frogs and Mustangs struggled FM). vs. SMU at Daniel-Meyer Coliseum. his 16th season, but Elway himself has not confirmed it. However, he has said that surgery on his right shoulder Women's tennis wins 7-0, would indicate he'll be back. U.S. women skate to perfection Elway's shoulder has defeats UTA's young team and patience, was also close to effortlessly that it nearly broke bothered him since October, By Hal Bock overTCU's senior Annika Kjellgren ASSOCIATED PRESS perfect. She was so thrilled with her composure, her eyes welling By Rusty Simmons when he was slammed to the SKIFF STAFF and freshman Dee Dee Herring. NAGANO, Japan — For the her performance that it brought up as the crowd tossed bouquets ground during a game. He The TCU women's tennis team Kjellgren fought back to win the best female figure skaters in the her to the brink of tears. on the ice. said he skipped the Pro Bowl obliterated the Texas-Arlington second set and was leading the third world, it has come down to one Now, they get a chance to "I think this is the best short because of it. squad Wednesday. The Horned Frog set when rain slopped the match. more long program — four min- repeat the show in the longer pro- program I have done in a long The surgery, to be per- learn was unbeaten in all three dou- Herring also put a comeback effort utes to win an gram, pursuing the first 1-2 time," she said. "1 fell like I want- formed at Centrum Surgical bles matches as well as the four sin- together by winning three straight Olympic gold Olympic figure-skating finish for ed to cry. It is so exciting to go out Plaza in Englewood, Colo., gles matches that came to a c inclu- games before the rain canceled her the United States since Tenley and feel like you skated the best is expected to leave Elway in medal. sion prior to the rain cancellation. match. Michelle Albright and Carol Heiss took you could." a sling for two days and "It was a match that we knew we "Annika's second sel was as good Kwan and Tara gold and silver in 1956. Kwan and Lipinski handled the sideline him for about a were going to win." head coach as I've seen her pla\ this year." Lipinski, in first As Kwan skated through her pressure without a blink but the month, The Denver Post NAGANO Roland Ingram said. "Their team is Ingram said. "Dee Dee maintained and second short program Wednesday, her third American skater, Nicole reported today. 19 9 8 a little depleted " her composure while some fresh- confidence and preparation Bobek, was less successful. She The operation will be the place after The UTA depletion is a product man tend to get fluttered." Wednesday night's short pro- showed with every move. She fell on her first jump and strug- third on Elway's right shoul- of the newness of the team itself. Other than the second and third never faltered, almost putting her- gled to finish 17th, ending any der and second in less than a grams, can't wait. Former TCU tennis player Tory seed matches. TCU dominated. The two American teen-agers self on cruise control. hope of a U.S. sweep. year. He had scar tissue Plunked played under Ingram and Sophomores Lucie Dvorakova. who "1 thought to myself, 'Ready or That leaves Friday's free skate removed from the shoulder were flawless, nailing every jump now has started a tennis program al is the No. 37 player in the nation. and every spin as they began their not, here I go,'" she said. "I know to decide the medals. It is a pro- last March. UTA. Daria Zoldakova. Rachel Niwa. and medal chase. Both positively 1 did not have a very good warm- gram in which Kwan has flour- "She has done a good job with Jessika Kjellgren all won singles glowed on the ice, the joy of their up. I just threw it away and said, ished, skating "Lyra Angelica." the team." Ingram said. "She has matches. Together they won 48 of performances showing before the 'OK, I have done this so many She calls the program "a message Olympic Games done the best she can with what she 59 games, accounting for almost a judges' scores were posted. times, 1 can do it now.' " of hope and freedom," and she has." 72 percent wituvng percentage. Until Kwan skated, Lipinski executed it with dazzling skill at SKIING: Hilde Gerg Kwan was every bit as dazzling What she has was nol enough lo The doubles teams of Zoldakova as she had been at last month's held first place. She positively the nationals, where she was won the slalom on a steep, compete in all of the matches with and J. Kjellgren. A. Kjellgren and glowed after landing each of her awarded 15 perfect scores out of a treacherously slick hill that U.S. nationals when her long pro- TCU. but Ingram said that UTA was Dvorakova. and Herring and junior jumps perfectly, including the possible 36. had humbled some of the top gram, designed so precisely and competitive where TCU needed Stacey Sabala were even more done so perfectly, resulted in a sea troublesome triple flip on which Lipinski, trying to become the medal contenders. Italy's them to be. impressive. The three doubles teams she had fallen in the nationals. youngest Olympic champion in Deborah Compagnoni took of 6.0 scores that carried her to "We needed some tough matches combined to win 24 game while los- "The triple flip felt great," the history, has been lighting it up at the silver and Zali Steggall the championship. There were no at the two and three spots to gel ing only three, almost an 89 percent 15-year-old said. "When I landed practice, routinely throwing her won Australia's first skiing 6.0s this time but a clean sweep of ready for the Rice match." Ingram winning percentage. 5.9s for presentation that seemed it, I thought, 'Everything is fine unique triple loop-triple loop medal by finishing third. said. "I was proud of the team's focus." now.'" jumps around the rink, with an SHORT TRACK: The to bode well for her long pro- Tough matches at the two and Ingram said. "Some teams play And it was. occasional triple lutz and. triple gold medal went to gram. three spots are exactly what TCU sloppy when they are better than She skated so gracefully and so toe thrown in for good measure. Canada's Annie Perreault; Lipinski, skating with poise got. UTA's Clara Klenfeldt and their opponents, hut we get it over Yang S. Yang of China won Silvia Felix won respective first sets with as soon as we can." the silver and Chun Lee- kyung of South Korea the bronze. BIATHLONi Germany J^. Sprinters set 3 records at track meet won the 4x7.5-kilometer By Matt Walnack Catoshia Lewis, who had a time of Other top finishes from last biathlon medal despite a SKIFF STAFF 6.82 seconds. weekend include Crudup's first dropped pole and some spot- The TCU track team peaked at Williams' time in the 55-meter place finish in the 400-meter dash ty shooting. Petra Behle the right time last weekend at the dash is tops in the nation, but fol- with a time of 56.12 seconds, and skied the anchor lap. taking ■ Colorado Springs Spring Classic, lowing right behind him is Cyntrece Spencer finished third a German flag just before held at the United States Air Force Jarmiene Holloway who also with a time of 50.95 seconds. the finish and skiing across, Academy, and the sprinters had a qualified for nationals with a time In the men's 400-meter dash, holding it aloft. Russia fin- Jt : field day with the record books. of 6.1 seconds. This one-two tan- senior All-American Khadevis ished second, while Norway m' it i Three school records were broken, dem gives TCU a solid chance to Robinson finished third with a was third. >1 and the Frogs secured four auto- win the indoor championships in time 47.27 seconds. Robinson NORDIC COMBINED! matic qualifications for the Indianapolis in March. already provisionally qualified at Tens of thousands packed the NCAA Championships. In the women's 200-meter dash, the meet which took place Feb. 7 ski jump area on a brilliantly Senior Syan Williams broke the Jackson provisionally qualified in Kansas. sunny day, expecting to see school record in the 55-meter dash with a time of 23.82 seconds, Since there is no meet sched- Japan start toward its third with a time of 6.06 seconds, for- which is the fastest in the WAC. uled this weekend, Stratton has straight Nordic combined merly held by two-time Olympian Sophomore Dywana Crudup also his team preparing for next week- team gold medal. Japan's Raymond Stewart. provisionally qualified in the 200 end's WAC Championship which team produced only one "Barring any unforseen circum- with a time of 24.36 seconds. will also be at the United States jump over 90 meters, leav- stances, (Williams) has a good Senior Tinesha Jackson-Hackney Air Force Academy. provisionally qualified last week- ing the two-time defending chance to win the national cham- "Obviously I'm pleased, we end in the 55-meter finishing at Olympic champions in fifth pionship," Coach Monte Stratton hope our success carries over into place after the ski jumping said. 6.86 seconds. next week," Stratton said. "There The men's mile relay team won portion of the two-day com- The women set their own is no indication that it wouldn't." first place with a time of 3:10.52 petition. record in the 55-meter dash as Stratton said he hopes that any seconds. The team has a chance to Finland took a small lead senior Giesla Jackson broke both changes made are for the better. over Austria, Norway and the WAC and school records with automatically qualify for nation- "Every individual needs to the Czech Republic. a time of 6.71 seconds. This time als next weekend in the WAC Senior Giesla Jackson, shown here in practice Thursday afternoon, automatically qualified Jackson Championship, which will be held improve," he said. "If there is a broke both the WAC and TCU record in the 55-meter dash last week. for nationals along with junior in Colorado Springs. change, it's going to be positive." \ 'r PAGE 10 Skiff FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20,1998 Ultrofrog by Jeremy Roman RUBES' by Leish Rubin THE Daily Crossword £<■»**»**»**«« ( 1" i 5 Opiral hornad 101 141 15-StarTrak'oD- 1 etar 1« Understanding A? 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