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i^ NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC EVERYBODy OUT TONIGHT

BUT YOU'RE THE GUYS WHO CAN FINISH IT.... you and you and you. .. . the fellows who will put in your two-bits tonight for Bengal and double your money's worth in fun and satisfaction. Remember. . . . all you need is two-bits and the energy to get to the fleldhouse before 8 o'clock. (A tip: get there as early as you can. .. . best seats go first). When you all turn out, WHAT A FINISH IT WILL BE for the EIGHTH ANNUAL BENGAL BOUTS!

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ORESTES BROWNSON JOSEPHINE BROWNSON, PIONEER IN CATHOLIC IS INTERRED HERE INSTRUCTION, IS 57TH LAETARE MEDALIST By Edmund Butler Written from the notes of Pro­ fessor Francis E. McMahon, Ph.D., Miss Josephine Brownson, president of the Catholic Instruction League of authority on the works of Orestes Detroit, Michigan, was named the fifty-seventh recipient of the Laetare Medal A. Brownson, grandfather of Miss at ten o'clock mass last Sunday morning. In announcing the award the Rev. Josephine Broionson. -John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, President of the University, said: Orestes A. BrowTison was one of the. truly great men of modern "While this year's Laetare Medal is thought. Philosophei*, master of Cath­ awarded in tribute to the pioneering olic apologetics, and logician of the Award Has Been Made spirit and the long and faithful devo­ first order, he deserves to be far bet­ In Many Fields of tion of Miss Brownson to the cause ter known than he is today. His of religious instruction, it contains at remains lie in the basement chapel of Catholic Action Sacred Heart Church where they were transferred ten years after his death (1876). A proper place, indeed, be­ cause Brownson had wished to spend "Men and women who have added his last days at Notre Dame, although lustre to the name of American Cath­ circumstances prevented his doing so. olic, by their talent and virtues, de­ serve good-will and encouragement. It Bro^\Tison's relations with the rev­ is my opinion that our University ered founder of the University, Rev. might well take some definite action Edward Sorin, C.S.C, were cordial in that regard—take the initiative, as and intimate. It was Father Sbrin it were, in acknowledgement of what who pursuaded Brownson to write for is done for faith, morals, education the Ave Maria, and the early num- and good citizenship." From this wish, expressed by Pro­ fessor James Edwards in 1883, sprang the Laetare Medal Award. Since then the award has been as broad in scope as Catholic Action itself. The award has been conferred upon Miss JOSEPHINE BBOWNSON journalists, doctors, engineers, law­ yers, actors, generals, philanthropists, " Pioneering Spirit " business men, artists, educators, ar­ chitects and statesmen. the same time a recognition of a very The 56 previous awards weflt to important section of Pope Pius XI's men and women whose work was ac­ program of Catholic Action. Miss complished in well defined fields. We Brownson was one of the first Cath­ have always had generals and busi­ olics in this country to organize on an ness men and statesmen—^but we have extensive style the catechetical in­ had too few men and women who struction ordered by Pope Pius X in brought Christ to little children. his encyclical, "Acerbo Nimis," pub­ There is a significance' in Miss lished in 1905... In the intervening OBESTES A. BROWNSON Brownson's work, coming as it does thirty-four years, one country after "... unsiverving fidelity to Truth..." at a time when Catholic Action is a another has organized catechetical in­ bers of the magazine include several frequent word; there is an indication struction on a large scale." of a stronger Catholic society—a soc­ of his articles on devotion to the iety in which there will be a more Mother of God, some of the most pro­ Pope Pius XI once wrote, "Catho­ active "participation of the laity in lic Action is not new but was bom found treatises ever written on the the apostolate of the hierarchy." subject. with the Church and has merely un­ In 1886, foUowng a formal aca­ dergone fresh direction." He sought demic procession, and a solemn Mass for years to come, find herein a con­ an organized laity working in .cooper­ of Requiem, the body of Brownson stant reminder of a noble example in ation with the clergy; he saw the be­ was interred in the lower church. The the performance of life's duties, ginnings of Catholic Action in St. sermon at the mass was preached by through the right employment of God- Paul's references to the women "my Father Fitte. Father General Sorin given talent and genius in the service fellow labourers . . . who have.la­ also spoke, recounting his long and in­ of religion, humanity and country — boured with me in the Gospel." timate friendship with the deceased. an example of unswerving fidelity to At the time of the interment. THE truth and principle — such as is pre­ Miss Brownson's work is exactly ScHOL.'VSTic said: sented in the life and career of Dr. what Pius XI sought. In 1906 she "May the students of Notre Dame, Orestes A. Brownson." (Continued on Page 26) NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

HITLEU WILL MOVE The University Greenhouse is a Worm Retreat WEST: GURIAN Where Spring is Just Around the Corner

growth time of common - variety "The present European Crisis will There is a "Shangri-La" on the plants! serve to add more scrap paper in the campus where winter never comes, form of protest notes to the bulging where flowers are always in full Sometimes the growth must be waste basket of the German Foreign bloom and the tempejature never speeded up by extraordinary means. Office." Thus spoke Dr. Waldemar drops below 70 degrees. Here you can The Easter lilies, for instance, must Gurian to the Academy of Politics sift clear white sand through your be ready in five weeks. Three hun­ "Open House" on Tuesday, March 21. fingers and feel the stinging spray of dred of them are being cultivated to cool waters. This pseudo - tropical adorn the altar of Sacred Heart The meeting, first of its kind, was retreat sits at the Infirmary's front Church on Easter Sunday. At the attended by 65 prospective Politics door. If you get a bit disgusted with present time their growth is being majors. the weather's inconsistency, drop into forced by placing them in a special the place where it's always summer— cabinet that maintains a temperature Dr. Gurian expressed the opinion the University greenhouse. of from 85 to 90 degrees. Buds are that the next annexation move would just making their appearance; if they Once you've been lured to our local do not show signs of full bloom by paradise, you won't leave in a hurry Holy Week they will be seated on a because there's a lot to see. And, be­ nice hot stove. sides, Ralph Wolf, the genial green­ v-Cfc . J^F-v••3- house director, is too proud of his One of the rarest plants in the "floral kiddies" to let you get away greenhouse is a yellow orchid, which without taking a tour of inspection. was presented to Wolf by the green­ house director of the local Studebaker Right now is a busy season for the estate. This twenty-year-old tropical green house workers because most of beauty recently produced 24 flowers their plants must be placed on the and was exhibited in the University campus before May 15. From then library during its three weeks of on its an almost overnight transfor­ bloom. mation until commencement week, so that the "men of robed dignity" can Anybody who has insomnia and a walk their guests by beds of Tulips, flare for time-perfection would be in­ Geraniums, Petunias, Cannas and terested in the "Night - Blooming Roses. Ceres." This pure white lily-like plant projects a dozen seven - inch antlers Because he has a deadline to meet, and shows its beauty only at night. Ralph Wolf doesn't care to depend on At exactly 7:00 o'clock in the morn­ nature; he has devised a way to ing the bloom closes and sleeps "jump the gun." Instead of planting through the day. his cuttings in ground soil, he grows If you're allergic to comparisons them in a sand mineral which is or­ and statistics you'll get "goose- dinarily used as a water-softener. pimples" when you learn that the largest plant in the greenhouse is a These tiny yellow crystals are bushy "Boganvilia" that is now 25 DR. WALDEM.\R GURIAN mined from the riverbeds of the Rio feet long and, if allowed to reach its ... Mo7-e scrap paper... Grande, and, as yet, no chemical an- full length, would fill the entire place. analysis has explained their softening The smallest is an insignificant "Glox- powers. Because the crystals retain anium" that just can't seem to chin be to the west, it being only a ques­ moisture for long periods of time, itself above three inches. Wolf realized that they would speed tion as to which of the fertile states There are approximately 8000 dif­ would be chosen. Also Hitler will the growth of plants if used as a foundation. ferent plants in the greenhouse and continue to remould the old German only one out of a himdred attempts is Empire until he is forcibly challenged, He finds that his discovery saves futile to "bring the garden to your even though he himself may be ig­ him an average of 14 days in the University." norant of his next plan. The speaking program was com­ pleted with remarks by Rev. Francis Linnet OrcAestro ilirs Inaugural Program J. Boland, C.S.C, head of the Politics department; Dr. F. E. Hermens, Mr. The Linnet orchestra made a suc­ Kelley, who brought his "musical Paul C. Bartholomew, and Mr. Maur­ cessful air-wave debut last Wednes­ knowledge to college" and moulded ice L. Pettit. Each speaker presented day afternoon when they opened their fourteen freshmen into enthusiastic in brief a picture of the politics cur­ series of bi-weekly dance-music pro- musicians. riculum and the advantages of the gi'ams from the campus studios. politics' major. Special arrangements for the band With a fourteen-man unit the boys are done by Kelley and Jack Red­ Encouraged by the approval ac­ are setting out into the field of mod­ mond, saxaphonist. Even a bit of corded last week's radio program, the em dance tempos attempting to set composing is offered through the Academy will present another ques­ a new pace in a "jam-crazed" envir­ efforts of Trombonist Floyd Richards. tion and answer series tonight. Bill onment. Their object is to inaugu­ To keep the solidity of freshmen in O'Hare, Ted Kmiecik, and Dave Hol- rate what they call "sensible swing." the organization Bob Longpre, fresh­ man will quiz each other on state and man announcer, will conduct the city government problems with em­ Linnet-master, Orville Foster, has broadcasts. These air-shows will be phasis especially on the organization placed the orchestra under the stu­ heard every Monday and Wednesday and voting systems. dent-direction of Drummer Johnny at 5:00 p.m. over WFAM. MARCH 24. 1939 ALL-WOOD CAST FOR ALUMNI PLAN ANNUAL ALLEN ILLUSTRATIONS "TREASURE ISLANDki' i NOTRE DAME NIGHT IN ART GALLERY By Dick Metzger The wooden counterparts of Long University alumni will observe the 16th annual Universal Notre Dame A new exhibition featuring the John Silver, Black Dog, and Jim work of Courtney Allen, famous illus­ Hawkins will jibber and harangue on Night, Monday, April 17. Ninety local alumni clubs will take part, in­ trator, is now on display in the Uni­ a tiny stage when Tony Sarg's Mar­ cluding Paris, Manila, Havana, Ben­ versity art galleiy. Mr. Allen's ex­ ionettes bring their version of "Treas­ gal, Mexico City and Arequipa, names hibit opens a more broader approach ure Island" to Washington Hall on as familiar to alumni listeners as to the subject of story illustration April. 20. Amidst a maze of steel South Bend and Buffalo. James E. than the recent exhibition of Norman wires, bolts, and narrow ledges the Rockwell. mentally familiar scenes of the Ad­ miral Ben Bow Inn and Ben Gunn's Although Mr. Allen had limited as­ Cave will appear in perfect miniature. sociations with such recognized art leaders, as C. W. Hawthorne, C. C. A unique oragnization, the Marion­ Curran, Felix Mahony and W. H. ettes have only four persons in their Bicknell he is really a self-made ar­ troupe, yet they take the roles of tist. Today at forty-thi-ee he ranks twenty-one characters in "Treasure among the foremost illustrators of Island." Dave Pritchard, manager of the country. His illustrations appear the Marionettee, claims that often a frequently in Collier's, McCall's, player in a dual role is called upon to Good Housekeeping, and other cur­ talk back and forth to himself. rent publications. He is a member of the New Rochelle Association and the Work in Dark Artists' Guild. The puppeteers must know every Allen paints with a restricted line by heart. The only light that palette—frequently employing a red reaches them on their narrow perches orange color with illustrator's black above the little stage is reflected ALUMNI SECRETARY ARMSTRONG and white. The limited coloring of light from the tiny footlights. It Wants no more wire trouble. his paintings is occasioned by the re­ would be impossible, however, for the striction as to the number of colors players to read a script and handle Armstrong, alumni secretary, will su­ demanded in magazine illustartion. a puppet at the same time, even if pervise the program. It will also be noted that the paint­ there were light. The major portion of this year's ings are of odd patterns—some long program \vill be broadcast from and some nan-ow, some full, some The troupe makes its own cos­ Cleveland, Ohio. The Rev. John F. diagonal, and some split in two. These tumes, dolls and scenery. The play­ O'Hara, C.S.C, president of the Uni­ were obviously the patterns followed ers construct the bodies from wood versity, and Mr. Ambrose O'Connell, in the magazine pages, the spaces left and mold the hands, feet and heads '07, president of the Alumni associa­ to be filled with the printed story. out of plastic wood. tion will speak. It has been a grow­ ing policy, since the advent of the The excellent draftsmanship under­ Dave Pritchard, manager of the national broadcast, to organize the lies each work. Every object is care­ Marionettes, says that his troupe program in several major clubs of the fully rendered although it is at once could stage a performance in the dark. East and Middle West. Smaller clubs, apparent that Mr. Allen does not He claims that the show could even in conjunction with local radio sta­ paint with an eye for detail as does be put on the stage if it were not for tions, are featuring Notre Dame pro­ Rockwell. His is a freer interpreta­ the fact that each of the puppeteers grams the same night. WSBT-WFAM tion which emphasizes the most im­ plays so many parts. will carry the local St. Joseph Valley portant details. Program. Part of the programs featuring the Library Lenfen Lhf University band and glee club, will be broadcast from the campus. Head Miss O'Brien on Franco This week the "Library lists several Coach Elmer Layden will probably new books under the heading of have a "story" to tell. Last year's Miss Aileen O'Brien, who lectured "Lenten Reading": Conflicts Between campus program never left the cam­ on the Spanish situation earlier this Ethics and Sociology, Simon Deploi- pus because wire trouble left the year, defended Franco and the Na­ gle; Three Ways Home, Sheila Kaye campus performers with a "dead" tionalist cause before the City Com­ Smith; Questiojis on Youth, J. G. microphone. mons Club of Berkeley, Calif., last Kemph; and Cross and the Crisis, week. Said Miss O'Brien: "Franco Fulton J. Sheen. has no military alliances with Ger­ THE SCHOLASTIC has been quietly many and Italy. He has trade alli­ The best books of the week are: making a sui-vey to determine the ances with both countries and with In the Name of Common Sense, M. N. most popular form of salutation at Great Britain. He's paying for his Chappell; Restoring all Things, J. Notre Dame. First honors went to war supplies with wheat to. Germany Fitzsimons; The Refugee in the that colorful phrase, "Whuddy ya say and oil to Italy." United States, H. Fields; Humor and there," which seems to have taken the Humanity, S. B. Leacock; Shadow campus by storm lately. Runner-ups She added: "Spaniards are under and Substance, P. V. Carroll; The included "What's new" "Hey there," no illusion as to why Germany and Rising Tide, M. L. Skrine; and Stisan "Hello there," and just plain "Hi." Italy are suppljring Franco with mu­ an'd God, R. Crothers; Through Gen­ Strangely enough those conventional nitions. . . . Spain is self-sufficient tile Eyes, J. H. Holmes; Analyzing greetings like "Good morning" and and the other countries are not. What Financial Statements, A. Wall; Medi­ "Good evening" are seldom heard. would happen to Germany and Italy cine in Modern Society, D. Reisman; "How they goin' " takes the prize as if they became sandwiched in by a and lastly The Science of World Rev­ the most unusual and ungrammatical Soviet block in Europe as Russia olution, A. H. M. Lunn. expression. threatened to do?" NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

Scientists Make Use of Mice and Men— OUR DAILY BREAD and Get New Facts on Animal Metabolism

Liturgy Under the ancient discipline of the Di\ Francis G. Benedict, Ph.D., years the right animals were found in Church the fourth week was the end D.Sc, M.D., delivered a series of lec­ New York City. of the instruction of the Catechumens. tures in Gushing Hall Auditorium last Then took place the Great Scrutiny week. The first lecture discussed Experiments on "Jap," their new or final examination. The prepara­ Animal Metabolism From Mouse to prize, called for a new array of lab­ tory ceremonies, exorcisms etc., fol­ Elephant. The second explained Sci­ oratory equipment, part of it being lowed, and on Easter eve they were ence and the Art of Deception. Dr. a respii'ation chamber constructed in baptized. At this time also public sin­ Benedict has previously spoken at Ab­ a barn. Jap was put in the chamber ners who had fulfilled their penances erdeen, Heidelberg, Stockholm, Cam­ and the gases given off in respii'ation were reconciled. On Easter Day all bridge and other European universi­ measured. To figure basic metabo­ received the Sacrament of Love, the ties. lism the animal should go without symbol and pledge of their OWTI resur­ food for about 24 hours and lie still rection. "He who eateth my flesh, and Mice and Men throughout the experiment. drinketh my blood, hath everlasting life; and I ^vill raise him up in the For their studies scientists used Little is known about elephants last day." (John, 6:55). small mice weighing about eight except that they are big. Dr. Bene­ grams, men weighing about 80 kilo­ dict came upon many interesting facts The only reason for living is to grams, a four-ton elephant, and vari­ about elephants during the time he aivait the resurrection of the dead.— ous animals of intermediate size. worked with them. The next time LEOX BLOY. you visit a zoo, notice the eai'S on A mouse at rest produces one cal­ the elephants. The larger ears belong "Everyone that liveth, and believeth orie of heat in 24 hours. A man to African elephants. in me, shall not die forever." (John, under similar conditions produces 11:26). 1,600 calories. Animals generate Elephant Data heat to keep warm and lose heat This is the whole story of Lent. To from the surface area. However, it Incidentally, the tip of the ele­ believe Christ is merely to accept his is found that the rate of metabolism teachings as so many comforting phant's ear is the hottest part of its is not proportional to the weight of body. There is very little hair on propositions. To believe in Him is to the animals or the surface area. All conform one's life with His. elephants. The spot where it is thick­ measurements are made under fixed est is a sparse beard on the lower conditions. As metabolism is high in jaw. Only male elephants have tusks. Mass Calendar: March 26 to April 1 youth all obsei-vations had to be made Elephants are prodigious eaters, con­ on adult animals. The heat produced suming 150 pounds of hay per day Sunday 26—^Passion Sunday. Semi- was measured by two methods. One and drinking 50 gallons of water. The double. 2d prayer for the Church or liter of oxygen in an animal produces heart beat of an elephant is slower the Pope. Preface of the Cross. five caloi'ies. The amount of oxygen when it stands than when it is lying taken in is observed and calculations down. Monday 27—St. John Damascene. made. The other method was by the Confessor. Doctor. Double. Mass prop­ amount of carbonic acid, formed from The inch thick hide made it diffi­ er. 2d prayer the ferial. 3d Against the carbon dioxide, given off in cult for the scientist to detect the ele­ Persecutors and Evil Doers. Credo. breathing. All measurements, were phant's heart beat by ordinary means; Last Gospel from ferial mass. St. made when the animals were in re­ so the elephants were made to stand John defended the veneration of im­ pose to insure standai'd conditions for on electrodes. The beats were picked ages against Leo the Isaurian. obsei-vation. up through their feet and then am­ plified. Before these investigations Tuesday 28—St. John Capistran. Conclusions from the work are: even keepers were not certain Confessor. Semi-double. Mass proper. Metabolism is not proportional to whether elephants breathed through 2d prayer the ferial. 3d Against Per­ either weight or surface area in dif­ their mouths or trunks. Experiments secutors and Evil Doers. R. Last ferent species; in a species the metab­ showed that both are used. Gospel from ferial mass. The preach­ olism is proportional to the amount er of the crusade against the Mo­ of oxygen taken in; in all animals the hammedans, 15th century. greater the weight the more heat pro­ Science vs. Magic duced, although not in proportion. A Wednesday 29—^Ferial. Simple. 2d large elephant produces the heat of Dr. Benedict's second lecture, Sci­ prayer for the Church or the Pope. thirty men. ence and the Art of Deception, illus­ 3d Against Persecutors and Evil trated in an interesting fashion the Doers. relation existing between science in Wanted — One Perfect Elephant general and the art and science of Thursday 30—FeriaL Simple. 2d For their experiments Dr. Benedict magic. and 3d prayers as of yesterday. and his fellow workers wanted the It took two hundred years to di­ Friday 31—^The Seven Sorrows of largest terrestrial animal, obviously vorce science from the Black Art, but Our Lady. Greater Double. 2d prayer the elephant. But the task of finding there are still certain compatibilities the ferial. 3d Against Persecutors and a suitable animal in America was dif­ between the two. Science tries to Evil Doers. Credo. Preface of the ficult. It should be good natured and represent true phenomena. The ma­ Blessed Virgin. Last Gospel from fer­ stand quietly (which elephants rarely gician, by deftness, tries to represent ial mass. do). They are almost always in a the false in place of the true and swaying motion. There are only frankly and cunningly casts doubt on Saturday, April 1—^Ferial. Simple. about 150 elephants in the United science. 2d prayer for the Church or the Pope. States. Zoo elephants were eliminat­ 3d Against Persecutors and Evil ed from the start as being unsuited Mystery, today, is more challenging Doers. for the experiment. After several (Continued on Page 30) MARCH 24, 1939 BREAK GROUND FOR NEW DORMITORY THE WEEK By Bill Donnelly

Construction of the new Breen- Design for an Epitaph busy sitting with the girl to be Phillips Hall began this morning im­ IN MEMORIAM brought back to reality by one whack, mediately behind Cavanaugh Hall on but "Red" brought the bat smashing the.east end of the campus. The new BlcBsed IS "The Week," for down on his feet again and again hall will provide living quarters for it shall jiossess the land. until finally he became aware of the 180 freshmen, and is expected to be Hei-e lies Ed O'Connor, may his soul rest in pain. He hobbled to his feet. "All ready for occupancy in September. peace right," he said, "I was only trying to One wing of the ground floor will Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord; be friendly." house the Athletic Association admin­ istrative and ticket offices. He achieved great honor, but his efforts had to cease Then "Red" got sore at his fiancee Breen-Phillips Hall commemorates Because "The Week" impaled him on its for what she had done and she got Mr. and Mrs. William P. Breen and sword. sore at "Red" for hitting our friend Mr. Frank Phillips. Mr. Breen was on the toes, and then she got sore at graduated from Notre Dame in 1877 our friend for getting "Red" sore at and received an LL.D. in 1902. Mr. her. Then our friend's blind date got Phillips also was a student here, class Progress sore at him because he had caused of 1880. such a scene and our friend was so • The University was named residu­ We just found out the other day dismayed by the whole thing he didn't ary legatee of both estates, the total that when Greg Rice was over in even go out the next night. Besides he could hardly walk anyhow. amount of which is approximately Europe last summer wearing his $400,000. The recent death of Mrs. "Notre Dame" warm-up suit, little Breen made the funds available for University use. kids in such countries as Germany, This new residence hall is the first Greece, and what was then Czecho­ Bottom of the Week unit in a series of three residence slovakia, would spy the "Notre Dame" The one Jim Walsh's doctor slapped. Halls which will complete the east end and come up and ask him questions of the campus. Thomas L. Hiekey of in French. "Most of the kids over South Bend is the general contractor. Milquetoast Maginnis and Walsh of Boston are there seem to know at least three lan­ the architects. guages," Greg says. And here we find An agent of ours was over at the The plans of the hall are such that a perfect example of the way men's dry-cleaning place the other day when virtually all the rooms are designed minds tend away from the confusing a meek little freshman came in and for double occupancy. This will re­ toward the more simple: there is a laid a very dirty gabardine rain coat duce the living ccst for first year on the counter. "Did you ever bring students. fellow over there trying to fix it so this here before?" the girl asked. that they will all have to learn only "No," he said, "Well, you know," she one language—German. went on, "they shrink it, and they Mr. Wfiifeman Ob/ecfs fade it, and it won't be water-proof any more." After he had looked at The Modernaires returned from a her for a few* seconds he left it on successful St. Patrick's engagement the counter and asked timidly, "Do I at Ottawa, Illinois, to find a letter You Can't Beat Fun! get it back?" from Paul Whiteman's agent awaiting A fellow we know was down to them. The letter cheerfully told them Indianapolis last week-end to watch that Paul Whiteman has a singing the Butler Relays. Friday night he quai'tet that is known as the Modern­ had a blind date whom he took to a Hero Worship aires. Basing their seniority on a local night spot, and before a half Dr. McMahon, the philosophy pro­ four-year sur\'ival, the quartet re­ hour had passed he had followed his quests our campus solid senders to fessor, was telling one of his classes usual practice of becoming acquainted last week that Orestes Brownson and relinquish their title to avoid confu­ with every one in the place. ("I don't sion in the world of jive. The cam­ St. Thomas Aquinas had always been know what that boy is going to do his heroes. "And who," he asked one pus Modernaires were' non-committal next," his date is reported to have as to their plan of action, but neither of the members of his class, "is your said, "Look at him over there leading hero?" "Doc McMahon," the fellow were they depressed by this threat to the orchestra now; there must be their title. chirped brightly, and down went a 95 something wrong with him.") One of in the little red book. the people he met was a fellow named "Red" (he never did find out We would like to take this oppor­ Reid Confesf Closes his last name) and before long "Red" tunity of saying that we too regard The Letters to the Editors prize and his fiancee were inviting our Doc McMahon as our hero (and we competition will close Thursday, friend and his crowd over to "Red's" hope that that will counterbalance March 30. All manuscripts must be house. somewhat the effect of this next story handed in to Dr. John M. Cooney, on our grade.) It seems the Doctor head of journalism department by As soon as they got there our has a habit of opening his mail at that date. The letters will then be friend sat down on the sofa not only his desk before one of his classes. He sent to Richard Reid, 1937 Laetare with his own date but with "Red's" got a large envelope one day and the medalist and Georgia editor, who will fiancee. He began monopolizing her whole class, aware of what was in­ judge the contest and award the conversation and "Red" finally got side, enjoyed his facial expression as prizes. The topic for the contest will sore. He walked over to the closet, he puUed out a picture of the 1938 be a criticism, either favorable or un­ took out a baseball bat, and came football team and read the question favorable, of any phase of newspaper back and whacked our friend across written at the bottom—^"Is your line reporting or policy. the toes with it. Our friend was too as good as this one?" NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

Night Watchman is a Man of Few Words— DEBATERS LEAVE FOR But He Has His Own Way of Saying Them WISCONSIN MEET

By Frank Wemhoff Today and tomorrow the varsity It was the night after the Great "Sure do." debaters participate in the University Snow. Notre Dame's free-wheeling "How long you on duty?" of Wisconsin tournament at Madison. street-car had her wavy roadbed cov­ "Six o'clock. Too long, too." On April 20 they will meet a team ered A\dth two feet of snow and in its Now he sounds Chinese. Must be from Dartmouth College, here. Two stead was a gas-driven liner with the words though, everybody else so tentative debates with Michigan State leather seats and clean ^\^ndows to far has decided on Irish. Not a nice will end the 1939 season—a very suc­ cater to the tastes of the stay-at- thick accent like they have in the cessful season. schoolers. Lumpy heaps lined our movies. "Ever do anything besides The first debate with Marquette "look-for-a-dime" drive-in horseshoe. smoke and listen to that little radio University, on Feb. 15, resulted in no inside the shed?" decision. Both "A" and "B" squads At the little hut by the front en­ "Nothin' else to do." trance stood the night watchman. "Well, I think I'll mosey back to the Quite a character, so I had heard, and hall." supposed to rank with Adolph and "0. K." Dan Hanley. So knowing ye old SCHOlASTic needs the tales of inter­ Conversation Ends esting people to enhance its swelter­ ing pages, the idea of an interesting It is men like that who teach us interview seemed exceedingly good. to become good conversationalists. I But now, one just can't go up and wouldn't have traded the value of ask blunt questions and expect to re­ that conversation for a crinkle-proof ceive anything better than the usual crib. I feel that my efforts were most "I used to peddle College Humors" wonderfully rewarded. A girl over at line, so a little sublety was iri' order. the "rock" once said that I was just Eesult, cub makes effort to start con­ the type that people confided in and versation. Result again, below. she told all about how she went steady with three fellows at the same Conversation Begins time, including me, and this inter­ "Good evening, sir." view with the colorful night watch­ man served to impress upon me the "Good evening." splendid qualities I have for setting Silence. Humph, sounds Irish. Bet­ people completely at ease. DEBATER FUNK ter try again. "Quite a storm over the week-end, huh?" I was so heartened by the whole Florida lost the argument. "Yeh." affair that I think I ought to canvass Quite a talker. Guess he must have all the halls and glean other bits began their traveling sessions the fol­ frozen up in the A\Tnd. Oughta give of wisdom from the numerous other lowing week-end, competing in the him a good chance to spout a little. night-watchmen to pass on to those Manchester Indiana tournament, from "I'll bet you sure get tired standing who are not so fortunate as to know which they emerged with nine wins here." one of those amiable gentlemen. in 12 arguments. Approximately 476 debaters competed, representing 70 schools. The results of the University of Wedding Bells to Ring for Lonesome Jenny— Iowa tournament March 2-4 were also Meanwhile She Bites the Hand that Feeds Her favorable. The Notre Dame negative team defeated the Northern Illinois By Jack Dtnges Teachers, Kansas, Denver, and Au- gustana, but lost to Hastings and DePauw. The affirmative team broke On the first floor of the Biology on her cage and made her way even, winning from Park College, building is a rather ordinaiy looking through the building. She was found South Dakota University, and the cage but in the cage lives an exti-aor- on a lab desk holding a flask of solu­ University of Wichita, but losing to dinary animal, Jenny, a Macacus tion to the light and examining it Iowa University, Westminster, and Ehesus monkey, whose ancestors once closely. On noticing the "intruders" Sioux Falls (forfeit). enjoyed life in India. Jenny came she set it down and leaped to safety from a New York breeding house on a shelf. Jenny, incidentally, can At Manchester the various negative about Thanksgiving time. She is now leap a good twenty feet at one bound. teams won 160 debates, the affirma­ about a year and a half old. The tives 120; at Iowa the negatives boys in the Biology building expect The "monk's" dearest possession is a small aluminum mirror, aluminum scored 61 times to the affirmatives 51. the arrival of a boy friend for the because of her propensity for throw­ These results substantiate the fact little lady some time this week. ing things. She had broken one of that the negative is the stronger side of the debating question: Resolved However, we are inclined to think her heavy porcelain dishes the very morning of her intei-view by throwing "That the United States should cease one monkey is enough. Mr. John spending public funds for the purpose Helmer who is in charge of Jenny had it against the bars of her cage. She can amuse herself with her mirror all of stimulating business." sixteen bites to show for his kindness. day, peering into it and gnawing at Al Funk and Frank Fitch defended Jenny also likes to hit visitors on the the edges. nose and remembei's these visitors the negative side of the argument who tease her. But don't misunder­ One of Jenny's most amusing traits successfully against the University of stand her; she really isn't ill tem­ is the way she opens her mouth to Florida last Monday night. Professor pered. The first night in her new register a most surprised expression. W. Norwood Brigance, Wabash Col­ home she picked the temporary lock (Continued on Page 25) lege, judged the debate. MARCH 24, 1939

BR-R-R! FROZEN ROBIN MAN ABOUT CAMPUS PUNCH-DRUNK ATOMS SHIRKS HIS BOBBIN' By Graham Starr SMASHED AGAIN By Steve Smith One remembered afternoon five Pliny was the Robin's name; an years ago, the Indiana Harbor section Notre Dame scientists have success­ early bird, but dumb all the same! of East Chicago, Indiana, had cause fully smashed the atom again. This For he ventured to trust Hoosier to breathe a fervent "God speed." time, Dr. George B. Collins, and Ms weather, (which makes him three Louis L. Da Pra had left for Notre assistants, disregarded the traditional kinds of chump put together). He Dame. He had whirled through Wash­ atom smashing agents, i-adioactivity, was smug and obese in an arrogant ington high school with all the defer­ neutrons arid protons, and used the way and he ached to fly northward ence of a monsoon; his energy being electron, lightest of all particles per­ on fine spring day... chiefly employed in running for of­ vading matter. fices, some of which he got, and the Dr. Collins used an electrostatic But his step-daddy Buzzud was rest he didn't want, so he says. After generator—an apparatus which looks cunning and shrewd, and dreaded the he had edited the most financially suc­ as if it were taken from a Buck country that freezed up one's blood. Rogers' comic strip—toj smash the "Stay out of the north, crimson vest," atom. The generator has a capacity he advised, "Or you're bound to be of nearly two million volts. fearfully, coldly, surprised!" The electrons were released in the. Pliny Was Adamant interior of a huge copper sphere, then hurld at a tremendous vlocity down But our Robin replied, "It is really a 25-foot vacuous glass tube. The quite time. We must seek a more electrons, accelerated by 1,750,000 bracing, less indolent clime. My A\afe volts struck a piece of metallic beryl­ Theodora and I say adieu. We'll try lium and smashed its atoms into two to remember some postcards for you." atoms of helium and a single neutron. With a wave and a flourish straight Aiding Dr. Collins were Drs. Bern­ northward he sped, (the last thing he ard Waldman and William Polye. Dr. saw was dad Buzzud's bald head.) Eugene Guth had previously predicted Wing in wing with his spouse o'er the result of this experiment. Kentucky blue grass Robin soared, (over Covington, Booneville and Cum­ berland Pass). "Come darling!" he CALENDAR cried, "We must hasten to be the number-one Robins in Indianee!" Saturday, March 25—Movie. (His true loving mate cooed a dove­ Sunday, March 26—^Passion Sun­ like reply; they were two happy love day; Student Masses, 6:00; 7:00; birds alone in the sky!). 8:30; 10:00. Benediction, 7:00; 7:30.

Indiana Pleased Them Monday, March 27—Report of De­ ficient Students. Preregistration for They chirped with delight as they courses in first semester of 1939-40. viewed with a thrill, the chalky white Saturday, April 1—Movie. rooftops of great Evansville. How cessful yearbook in the history of the they warbled and sang in twice- school, his father cast about for some Sunday, April 2—Palm Sunday; trebled devotion as they sighted place where this force could be put Student Masses, 6:00; 7:00; 8:30; famed biblical land o' Goshen! Mark to use and decided on Notre Dame. 10:00. Benediction, 7:00; '?:30. how faintly the tears of pure joy Lou was an Irishman from then on. Monday, April 3—^Wranglers meet. seemed to beam from the amorous Despite some radicalism in his birds o'er Wabash's famed stream. freshman year, which he lost in the Wednesday, April 3—Easter Vaca­ How they chuckled and cheeped as presence of faster talkers, Lou really tion begins at noon. the skimmed Kokomo and how glee­ went to work for Notre Dame. He ful their melody up the St. Joe! For was a member of the Bookmen; a Sunday, April 9—Easter Sunday. at Notre Dame U. was the last of power in the Italian Club, and in his Wednesday, April 12—Classes re­ their stops, (where the worms are senior year he was managing editor the choicest, for flavor the tops). Ah, sumed at 8:00 a.m. Technical Meet­ of THE SCHOLASTIC. Besides all this, ing, "Career Possibilities in the Field how little they knew! The weather he read enough books to maintain an could wither an outing for two! When of Iron and Steel." average of 94.59, which graduated they reached the gay campus half- Saturday, Apnl 15—B a s e b a 11 : dead in a storm, they wondered if him sixth in the class. He remem­ ever again they'd be warm. bers his sophomore year when he hit Northwestern at Notre Dame. an average of 97 and his father wanted to know what happened to Sunday, April 16—Student Masses, Poor blue Robin could only croak 6:00; 7:00; 8:30; 10:00. feebly, (not sing), and sounded too the other three points. ravenlike to herald the spring. As the Works for Inland Steel during the Monday, April 17—^Wranglers meet. snow fell in buckets he buried his summer, and wants to line the boys head. "My dear, I was fooled," he up when he gets out of Law School. Wednesday, Ap>-il 19—Lecture—Dr. sheepishly said. Then his wife re­ Spends many week-ends in East Chi­ Paul Ganz, "Latest Problems in Mod­ proached him as ladies will, (whose cago; his home is on Ivy Street, but em Art." resistance when low developed a the week-ends are spent on Baring Thursday, April 20 — Marionette chill). So if you have seen the first Avenue. Professes to a bored indif­ Show. Robin don't boast, (for he's wormy ference where the other sex is con­ and cold, just a tramp at the most!) cerned, but still can't explain those Friday, April 21—Knights of Co­ Br-r-r! week-ends. lumbus Formal. NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

COLLEGE PARADE Triple-Crowned Tiara Symbolizes Authority By Fred E. Sisk of Pope to Teach, to Rule, to Sanctify

Farther Down in Indiana At . . . Ball State Teachers one of their newspaper columnists sputtered out a The immense tlii-ong who witnessed Peace of Christ in the reign of few questions at his fellow students, the coronation of Pope Piiis XII out­ Christ." and the net result was a survey. side St. Peter's, and the millions who Question one was, "With whom would listened to the ceremonies by radio, To Teach, to Rule, to Sanctify you prefer to be stranded on a desert heard the history of centuries com­ isle?" Olivia DeHaviland was the pressed into minutes. When the sec­ So much for the symbolism of the lucky or unlucky Madam Robinson ond Cardinal Deacon placed the three crowns. In sum' they mean the > Crusoe—depending upon whom "Rob- ' tiiple-croAATied tiara upon the head supreme authority of the Pope to ie" might be—^named in first place, of the erstwliile Cardinal Pacelli, son teach, to rule, to sanctify. It is the followed with a tie between Loretta of that same city of Rome, with the reality behind the symbol that mat­ Young and Betty Grable. The third words: "Receive the tiara with thi'ee ters. For this the reader is referred place A\inners were not announced, crowns and know that thou art Father to the first six chapters in Karl but a notation assures us that some of Princes and Kings, Ruler of the Adam's, The Spint of Catholicism, of the Ball State girls came in for World, Vicar of our Saviour Jesus especially chapters 3 and 6. high honorable mention. Christ," it was as if they heard Christ In the question about favorite himself say to Peter: "Feed my lambs. There are many interesting points bands Kay Kyser swung around the . . . Feed my sheep." (John 21, 15- about the history of the tiara. It is bend into first place and in hot pur­ 17). not known exactly when the custom suit came Tommy Dorsey and one of crowning the pope began. The vote behind swingman Tommy Avas The first crown symbolizes the uni­ first instance of a distinctive head waltz king, Wayne King. versal episcopate of the Pope. He dress dates from the eighth century. alone is the pastor to whom, as the It was a helmet-like cap of white material adorned with braid. The While We Have More or Less . . . successor of Peter, the care of both the lambs and the sheep of the Divine addition of a circlet or royal diadem Guessed what college presidents Pastor is committed. He is the com­ took place probably in the tenth cen­ might do to occupy themselves in mon pastor of all the children of God. tury. Boniface VIII (1294-1303), their profession, it took one of the who stoutly defended the unity and members himself to give us the inside supremacy of the Holy See, is said track on the life of a college presi­ Pope Has Universal Jurisdiction to have added the second crown. The dent; from here on it will be Dr. The second crown symbolizes the first evidence of a triple crown ap­ Ralph Cooper Hutchinson of Wash­ universal jurisdiction of the Pope; pears on the tomb of Benedict XII ington and Jefferson College in Penn­ (1334-42). sylvania carrying the baton in the from him alone descends directly or "Parade": indirectlj"^ to every last and least min­ ister of the Church the power to act "Being a college president is the Pope Julius II (1503-13), who was in the name of the Church. On that a great patron of the arts, had a fa­ greatest job in the w^orld But the memorable morning it was again as job has its drawbacks. The college mous goldsmith, Caradosso of Milan, if the ears of the world heard Christ president is likely to starve to death design one which was valued at 200,- in the midst of plenty. He lives Avith saying to Peter: "Thou ait Peter; and 000 ducats. It survived the sack of fine minds but has no time to listen upon this Rock I will build my church, Rome because it was in pawn possi­ to them. He lives in a world of books, and the gates of hell shall not prevail bly to protect it or to help out the de­ pleted papal treasury. Pius VI (1775- but cannot read them He lives a against it. . . . And I will give to thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven" 99) had this crown broken up and life of abundant criticism, abundant refashioned. loyalty, abundant fun, abundant ev- (Matthew, 16: 18, 19). eiything. But he is like a donkey The third crown symbolizes the pre­ starved to death between two sacks Lose Part of Crown of hay." eminent position of the Pope as ar­ biter of temporal affairs. This derives from the detachment inseparable from During the public procession fol­ Latin or English Majors his spiritual office. "Know that thou lowing his coronation at Lyons, Clem­ ent (J305-14) was thrown from his Might-be interested in this jargon art Father of Princes and Kings" was much more of a practical reality in horse by.a falling wall and the most of a short, short story: precious jewel in the crown (a car­ "You see a beautiful girl walking the days when Christendom was one than it is in our own. buncle) was lost. The incident was down the street. She is, of course, looked upon as a sinister omen by the FEMININE. If she is SINGULAR, Germans and Italians. The conclave then you become NOMINATIVE. You Still, as the envoy of Pope Pius XI, which elected Clement had lasted walk across to her, changing to VER­ we have seen Pius XII exercise that eleven months. BAL, and then you become DATIVE. influence in the arranging of con­ If she is not OBJECTIVE, you make cordats with secular powers — once Curiously enough there is the usual your remarks PLURAL. You walk again at the coronation it was as if discrepancy among authors as to the home together. Her mother is AC­ listeners heard Christ saying, "Ren­ material of the crown. One says CUSATIVE and you become IMPER­ der to Caesar the things that are cloth of silver, another cloth of gold. ATIVE. Her brother is an INDEFI­ Caesar's; and to God the things that Even those who have assisted at papal NITE ARTICLE. You walk in and are God's." (Matthew 22:21). Re­ processions will tell you it is white or sit down. You talk of the FUTURE, calling the efforts and accomplish­ it is gold, according as they remem­ and she changes the SUBJECT. You ments of his predecessor they would ber it. Never having been to Rome kiss her, and she becomes OBJECT­ be; heartened by the thought that on we cannot do more than incline to IVE. Her father becomes PRESENT, this morning the third crown meant cloth of silver as being the consistent and you become immediately a PAST to his successor a firm pledge to go development from the white material PARTICIPLE."—r/ie SpftnghUlian. forward seeking to establish "the of the eighth century. MARCH 24, 1939 II LIBRARY ADDS PLAYS KNIGHTS MAKE PLANS GANZ WILL DISCUSS TO READING LIST FOR SPRING FORMAL ART OF HOLBEIN

Copies of Paul Vincent Carroll's At the Tuesday meeting of the On April 19 at 8:00 p.m.. Dr. Paul prize - winning drama, Shadow and Knights of Columbus Grand Knight Ganz, professor of History of Art at Substance have been added to the John J. Murphy announced plans and the University of Basle, Switzerland, University library. Carroll, an Irish committees for the K. of C. Formal and a renowned authority on the art schoolmaster, presented the life of which will be held April 21 in the of Holbein, will lecture in Washing­ Irish ecclesiastics in a simple forward Palais Royale ballroom. ton Hall. Dr. Ganz will confine his manner. The play won the acclaim of lecture to "The Latest Problems of James Rocap will be general chair­ New York critics, and is having one Modern Ai-t." of the longest runs of the current man. Assisting him will be Robert theatrical season. Last season Dr. Ganz, who is also president of the International Com­ Other recent plays now in the li­ mittee for Art History, made a short brary are, Stisan and God, the Rachel and successful tour of the eastern Crothers' success which starred Ger­ educational centers. He is a capable trude Lawrence, and The Rising Tide, and fluent speaker of English, and by M. L. Skrine. combines his profound knowledge Non-fiction includes additions. The with an attractive presentation of Refiigee in the United States by material. H. Fields, which deals with the refu­ Dr. Ganz has spent a lifetime of gees of the Spanish Civil War, and study on the subject of Holbein and Through Gentile Eyes, by J. H. brings that great artist's personality Holmes a careful study of the Jewish ROBERT ORTALE and entire period to life. He stresses problem. In charge of the tickets. the dramatic relationship between the court portraitist and 'the court of Arnold Lunn investigates Conmiun- Henry VIII. istic operations in France, Spain, Ortale, ticket chairman; James P. Mexico, and other nations during the Metzler, music chairman; Thomas period following the World War in Hogan, program chairman; Louis The Science of World Revolution. The Reilley, patron chairman; Thomas J. CATHOLIC ACTION Politics of Modeim Spain, by F. E. Murphy, decoration chairman, and To my friends of Notre Dame: Manuel; Through Lands of the Bible, Edward Grogan, reception chairman. by H. V. M. Morton, and Plato's, So many letters, postcards, tele­ Phaednis, Ion, Georgias and Sympos­ Chairman Rocap intimated that grams and petitions came to my office ium, are recommended. this will be the actuality of long-laid on the subject of the Spanish em­ plans. A "name" band will provide bargo that it was impossible to an­ Song of Years, by Bess Streeter the music. Aldrich is pleasant fiction of the best­ swer each one individually as I would seller variety. Humor and Humanity, Tickets will be placed on sale at the like to do. I hope, therefore that I" another whimsical collection of Steph­ K. of C. office, and hall representa­ may take this means of acknowledg­ en Leacock essays, completes the list tives will have ducats for general ing your communication and thanking of new fiction. purchase. you for your expression. After six years at Notre Dame I believe that I feel the convictions which you expressed in this crisis. Modernaires Perform Letter from an Editor There is no question but that the lift­ Nearly three thousand Ottawa March 21, 1939 ing of the embargo would have ma­ (111.) swing - and - sway enthusiasts Fellow Students: terially helped the Loyalist govern­ danced to the scintillating tunes of ment, a government that has, accord­ Our oft repeated plea for candid ing to press dispatches, closed its eyes the Modernaires from Notre Dame campus pictures is being made again last Fi-iday evening. The Modern­ to attempts to suppress any reli^ous with redoubled emphasis as next Fri­ activity. aires, under the direction of Carl day, March 31st, is the last day on Hunn, furnished the music for the an­ which these pictures may be sub­ Important as that is, there is the further point that we have no busi­ nual St. Patrick's Day Dance. Irish mitted. We are devoting more pages folk dances and popular Irish melo­ ness interfering in the Spanish situa­ than usual to this section in an effort tion anyway. We abhor the thought dies studded the ancient festal cele­ to portray life here at Notre Dame as bration. of the totalitarian state as we do the we, the students, know it to exist. communistic state, and further we Your cooperation is sincerely asked do not want to be in a position of in the matter of submitting photo­ choosing sides or determining the 'Scrip' Out Next Friday graphs of students, campus or events aggressor. Scrip, the campus literary quarter­ that you may have taken. Pictures, The American people do not want ly, will appear on March 31st. A especially those of Freshmen, Sopho­ to become involved in any foreign slight departure from strictly literary mores, and Seniors are particularly war. Surely our last experience features will be two philosophical wanted in order to have a balanced should have taught us a lesson. essays dealing with democracy as an cross-section of student life. This We have plenty of work to do here idea and as a practicality. Dome is your year book and hence at home. We have important domes­ we feel that all of you should have a Another essay presents a critical tic problems to solve. Let us see to part in its make-up. Therefore we it that we are adequately prepared, study of the work and philosophy of ask that those having such pictures the poet Coleridge. on land, sea and in the air, for the be pleased to bring them to 257 Dil­ defense of our own land. Let us not Four fictional short stories are of­ lon Hall for entry submission. go beyond that and try to police the fered in addition to several brief Ijnri- Sincerely, world. cal poems and the usual Freshmen PAUL HELLMUTH, Sincerely yours, sketches. Editor, The Dome (Sgd.) ROBERT A. GRANT NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC Mex Rebels in Labors' VfNCCNTMNS Clothing — Longford ft>lDfO By Richard Leo Fallon, Jr. By Bernard Feeney

Professor Walter M. Langford of "She must be sent to the Sana­ the department of Spanish discusses A Special Events Broadcast torium, Mr. Smith. Her lungs are in Mexico's ever-present nemesis, the The special events department of bad shape now. Have you always private army, in the March 18th issue lived like this. ... I mean do you the Radio Club, temporarily headed of Ave Maria. by Tom Carty and Henry Penrose, always have so little milk for the The article, "Mexico's Labor Party" family?" announces a special broadcast for to­ states that although government night in which Ed Corey will inter­ "I'm happy it was not always so, troops recently destroyed General Ce- view Ml-. James Doctoi". My little ones were well fed dillo's rebel forces, there are still dan­ E. Armstrong, Sec­ until a few years back when all the gerous organizations in Mexico under retary of the Alum- men at the factory had their wages the guise of labor parties. The most n i Association i n cut." important of these is the Confedera­ connection with the tion of Mexican Workers (CTM). annual anniversary "But these children must have milk, The leader of this group, a com­ man. Without it they can easily fall held in honor of munist and former university profes­ Knute Rockne. into tubei'culosis. Isn't there any way sor, Vicente Lombardo Toledano, has that you can put something aside for raised the membership to 100,000 men Also to be heard milk?" who receive military training from tonight is the Poli­ Milk Is a Necessity ex-army officers. Mr. Langord's point tics Fomm, which is that this labor group would over­ WALTER JOHNSON- (after receiving fan Undoubtedly some families are un­ whelm the regular army "if turned mail!!), has decided aware of the importance of milk in loose." to regain its new style program. Con­ the healthy diet. Perhaps most poor The CTM continues independent of sequently, Bill O'Hare, Thaddeus people look on it as a pleasant luxuiy government supervision only because Kmiecik, and Dave Holman will con­ that for the most part is to be the Cardenas administration had pre­ tinue the quiz on American Govern­ shunned because the ordinary price viously legalized to a certain extent ment and Politics at 7:30 p.m. of milk skjTockets so much after it groups of armed farmers, and the leaves the farmer. The retail price labor group points to this legislation The Man Behind the Voice is not scaled to the farm value of as permitting their own existence. Notre Dame's own Quiz Professor, milk, whereas the retail price of some They overlook the fact that govern­ Walter Johnson, is this week's "Man other commodities is proportionate to ment officers are in charge of the behind the voice." He is a Histoiy their value at the fai-m. farmers. Major from Bronxville, New York. Most competent news publications The self-appointed director of the Milk case work is an important new "Campus Quiz" show has been paii; of the activity of the N.D. Vin- in Mexico are against CTM, and Mr. Langford concludes that this labor announcing locally for the last few centians. With the report of a case years. From most reports his Inter- at one of the weekly meetings, a army should be either disbanded or taken under a governmental wing, es­ Hall contest which started last week member volunteers to visit the home pecially as this might restore nation­ met with favorable reception, but he and detennine the need. The Con­ al confidence in a severe economic himself felt disappointed when his ference acts upon his recommenda­ depr ^ssion.. fellow Sorinites lost to Zahm fresh­ tion, and he is authorized to issue men. Besides radio, Walt enjoys de­ milk tickets to the needy family. The bating, track, swimming, and boxing. assistance is intended to tide them Chicago Club Holds He likes to do anything with a thrill over until their budget will provide to it—^his highest ambition being a for the milk needed. Occasionally, Easier Dance parachute jump from above the however, the Conference's expendi­ The Chicago Club of Notre Dame, clouds! His present thrill is the Ben­ ture for milk tickets becomes a reg­ through President Daniel J. Ryan, has gal Bouts, he will fight in the finals ular matter with certain families. announced its annual Easter Dance. tonight, and listeners will have to Edward J. Fanning of Oak Park is wait until next Friday for their Quiz Lighter Side chairman. The dance is to be held Master. in the Boulevard Room of Chicago's Vincentians are, after all, rather Next Week likeable people ready for an amusing Stevens Hotel on Easter Monday night, April 10. Stan Norris and his story — they have to be! We might Professor Ronald Cox of the orchestra will provide the music. find two of them talking over a case Speech Department tells, "When to Tickets are three dollars and may be something like this. . . . "You know, sit down," when he talks on the Fac­ procured from President Ryan or Bill, we had a job all lined up for the ulty series next Monday night. older fellow in the house I deliver Chairman Fanning on the campus, or at the dance. Reservations also can Ed Heintz interviews Mr. Bernard milk tickets to — a dandy job all set Voll, past president of the Alumni for the 'older brother' I'd heard be made on the campus with these men, or at the hotel before the dance. Association, next uesday, March 28 about. Then when I practically get at 7:00 p.m. the job for him I find he's away in the Reformatory for three months. Sociologisfs Visit WFAM-WSBT Log . • . And the way the family spoke Professor Frank T. Flynn is mak­ Mon. 7:45 — Prof. Ronald Cox, B.S. I thought I could give the fellow a ing plans to have junior and senior Tue. 7:00 — Mr. Bernard Voll good reference. . . . Here's the clinch­ sociology majors visit the state prison er: the job will last only two months. Tue. 9:15 — Music by the Modem- at Michigan City, Indiana, where they aires It was some newspaper route affair. will attend a clinic arranged for them Maybe there's some work at the Re­ Wed. 9:00 — Ray Kelly with the Per­ by prison officials. Those who wish iscope formatory. ... I'll have him keep in to make the trip are asked to see Mr. shape so he'll be ready if I can sneak Thur. 9:30 — Music Appreciation Louis Radelet, Walsh Hall, about par­ Fri. 7:30 — Politics Forum up on another job. Maybe I ought ticulars. Mr. Flynn is a member of to take this one myself!" Fri. 8:00 — Campus Quiz with Walt the Parole Board at the state prison. Johnson MARCH 24, 1939 13

the criss-cross of moods was sustained ent except in Freshmen who haven't THEATRE by a guarded look, a cynical smile or started to paint yet ^ they go in for a hasty jerk of action. And to rivet charcoal dust on the shirt front. By Vern Witkowski all seemingly individual effects into a unified whole. Ford used that faithful The period that follows is silent, element of suspense which worked up broken only by the steady slap of "The Queen's Husband" is finished. an even tempo into a smashing cres­ paint. Not a word spoken, eyes com­ As is usual we regret the final cur­ cendo. muting between canvas and model tain. Every cast does when the play (not a pretty girl) . . . this will ease up as soon as the teacher leaves the it has been working on for so long James Stewart Scores Again suddenly comes to an end. . . . The room. curtain closes. . . . There is noise and Fi-om "Stagecoach" to "Made For confusion backstage. . . . Some actors Each Other" in one week at the same My casual observer is getting rest­ brood . . . Others smile ... A smatter­ theatre. It happens rarely, this hon­ less; he wants to know when this ing of the audience drop back to oif er est emotional enjoyment from week painting will be finished. Well, it a blanket congratulation. . . . Cos­ to week, so we must comment. James takes about three and a half weeks, tumes hang limp on chairs and over Stewart and Carole Lombard teamed twelve hours a week, that's — Say, props. . . . Stre\^Ti on the floors are to provide us with something greater where did that guy go ? papers, rags, ropes, empty cold cream than a joyful, tearful love story. The boxes. . . . An impromptu trio begins Selznick studios combined a group of singing the chorus of a popular tune. episodes from the troubled life of a MUSIC NOTES . . . Stage hands try in vain to remove married couple, much like the radio properties from beneath the feet of folks, "Betty and Bob," added simple, By William. Mooney aimless wanderers. . . . Litter. . . . clear-cut dialogue and Charles Co- Muddle. . . . Confusion. . . . The end buiTi (Judge Doolittle) to produce of another show. . . . memorable entertainment. . . . The most important man to devote his time to the spread of music appre­ ciation in America is Walter Dam- Long Live the Queens rosch. For the past eleven seasons Rose petals to the girls who so ably AKT Mr. Damrosch has analyzed music and willingly did their bit. ... By By Don Driscoll from beginning to end with the pur­ way of the parenthetical, let~us men­ pose of instilling iii young American tion that Miss Doris Ward (the listeners a greater understanding and Queen) majored in dramatics at Wis­ I have met a number of people who enjoyment of music. In one of his consin, whose University Theatre is were curious about it; so, I thought recent broadcasts, Mr. Damrosch dis­ rated among the top college groups I'd write a startling expose of the cussed the symphony, and the follow­ of the country, while Miss Barbara Art Department. If you haven't been ing is a summary of what he said. Southard (Princess Anne) worked in curious, stick around anyway; the dramatics at Wells College of Aurora, draamtic intensity of this saga of Haydn Evolved Form New York. young men and one tube of paint will have you on the edge of the chair. In the second half of the eighteenth Perhaps some are still wondering century the Austrian composer at the discrepancy in the progi'am. It's a romantic setting—easels sil­ Haydn, evolved a completely new Jack Collins' role, that of Phipps, was houetted against slanting windows symphony form, and ever since his taken over at the last minute by Vin and all that. We're passing over the time most composers have written Doyle, since family illness called Jack dark creaky stairs — four flights of their symphonies in the form which to New York. . . . We are always puz­ 'em. If you, casual observer, were Haydn introduced. zled at the state of affairs in the flattened behind one of the many bouquets department when a show is overturned benches, you would see Most symphonies have four sharply over. The man behind the scenes, something like this in the course of a contrasted movements, as follows: although we hear it endlessly, seems class (four hours). to be the least important. Neverthe­ 'First movement.' The intellectual less we must throw another rose petal movement, requiring the greatest in the direction of Walt Hagen who Don't Come on Time amount of thinking on the listener's worked harder than any one in the First of all, you wouldn't come on part, and the greatest amount of in­ cast to make the production a success. time, of course — not traditional. genuity and skill on the composer's About a quarter after eight, you part. In structure, it is the most com­ plex of the four. Because of this "Stagecoach" Real Entertainment would notice a horde (6) of eager young men trudging into the room — first-movement structure is so char­ We've had a real entertainment in or at least part of a horde — and acteristic of sonatas, it is known as South Bend these last few weeks. To these, with a shudder of horror at 'sonata form.' It consists of three release a jet of steam that has been being the first to arrive, take their parts. troubling us of late, it is necessary stance at easels. The conversation The first part is called the 'Exposi­ to say a word concerning the Walter for the rest of the first hour will al­ tion.' In it the musical ideas of the W a n g e r production, "Stagecoach." ways run like this: work are introduced. These consists John Ford's remarkable direction cre­ "Hello." of two contrasting themes, the first ated effects that movie fans meet very theme usually bold and vigorous, the infrequently, if at all. Splendid pho­ "Hello." (This after an effort.) second calm and peaceful. tography, picturesque setting, excel­ "Jaget (rough translation: did you lent cast, well - maneuvered Indian get) any white paint?" The second part is called the 'De­ fighting and an exceptional back­ "No." velopment.' In it the themes are pre­ ground of music were the tools. "Oh." sented in new guises and in new keys. It was as if Ford had taken a This noticeable absence of scintil­ The third part is called 'Recapitu­ blanket of silence into which, at crit­ lating wit is not the mark of an lation.' In it the themes are heard ical moments, he injected a squirt of Artist but rather the paint on the once again in the original keys and dialogue here, then there. Meanwhile trousers. The latter is always pres­ (Continued on Page 29) 14 NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

you, as well as they, serve a good cause. There is a The Notre Dome Scholastic rather mystical connection between the right hook that Disce Quasi Semper Victurus Vive Quasi Cras Moriturus drapes the Bengal Boxer against the ropes and the mis­ FOUNDED 1867 sionary's hand extended in aid to the poor, the sick, and the dying of Bengal. The connection, gentlemen of Walsh, MARK J. MITCHELL : Editor-in-Chief of Cavanaugh, of Brownson, or any\vhere else is furnished VINCENT DECOUKSEY. Managing Editor by that quarter which you furnish to be entertained. See WILLIAM P. MAHONEY. Literary Editor you to it that your link in the connection is not missing. WILLIAM C, FAY News Editor DONAU) FOSKETT. Sports Editor TOM POWEBS . Art Editor REV. L. V. BHOUGHAL, C.S.C ^Faculty Advisor

Member of Catholic School Press Association and Associated Colleg­ iate Press. Distributor of Collegiate Digest Represented for national The Fifty-Seventh Laetare Medal advertising by National Advertising Service, Incj, 420 Madison Ave., New York City — Chicago — Boston — Los Angeles — San Francisco. AST Sunday the University announced the award of THE SCHOLASTIC ;S published 26 times during the school year at the L the fiftj'-seventh Laetare Medal to Miss Josephine University of Notre Dame. Address manuscripts to Editor, Post Office Box 155, Notre Dame, Indiana. Brownson, who for thirty-three years has directed the

StaS meetings Wednesday evenings in Editorial Rooms, Ave Maria Catholic Instruction League in Detroit. The function of Building; Editorial Staff 6:30 P.M.; General Staff, 7:00 P.M. tliis organization has been to provide proper religious instruction for Catholic children in public schools. Vol. 72 March 31, 1939 No. 21 Miss Brownson's work is, of course, Catholic Action of a vei-y important kind. In recent years especially, economic factors over which parents had no control have What Price Gory greatly increased the number of Catholic children in pub­ lic schools. At the same time it is a well-known fact that T HAS been eight years since the Bengal Bouts were much loss of Faith can be attributed directly to the lack only a bright idea in somebody's mind. Yet one phase I of proper foundation for Faith, and absence of instruc­ of these bouts has for at least seven years remained a tion in the fundamentals of the Catholic X'eligion. mystery. . . . Why should seventy men come out each spring, especially when they have seen the bouts of a pre- The importance of feeding and protecting Catholicism ^^ous year? Perhaps it is enticing to watch classmates in these, its very roots, cannot be emphasized too strongly smash each other into a bloody smear! Perhaps there is at the present time. For the menaces of evil and corrup­ a cei-tain glamour about a boxer on the morning after tion on every side are really serious threats to the very with mice for eyes, vegetables for ears a la first-aid kit, existence of the Catholic Church. And, if Catholic Action and a limp! But will a sweater cover all that glory? is to be attempted at all, the providing of proper cate­ There must be a brighter goal. chetical instruction is one of the first and most essential steps. No doubt the cheering and the sweaters suffice for some of the sixtiJ^-seven. However, it is good to think The late Pope Pius XI recognized the need for this that an occasional glove hit harder for Dacca, that some work, as well as the excellence of Miss Brownson's effoi-ts.. fui-tive bloody trickle spelled out India on the canvas In 1933 he honored her with a Papal decoration. It is, floor, that someone's bewildered brain cleared faster for therefore, appropriate that Notre Dame should see fit to thought of "Others." recognize and honor this same good work with the Laetare Medal which has come to be recognized as one of the THE SCHOLASTIC and all associated with.it are proud gi-eatest honors a lay person can receive in this country. to thank those who boxed and won or lost. They are grateful, too, for the generous support of those who came Miss Brownson is deserving of the honor which has and paid and cheered—or booed. The cause is good, and been conferred upon her. The character of her work has unforgetting. been such that she is unquestionably worthy to take her place along with other women who have received the So tonight when, enthroned in your comfortable (?)• Medal such as Agnes Repplier, Margaret Anglin, and seat in the gym, you see the announcer point to the "blue" Genevieve Garvan Brady. To" her THE SCHOLASTIC and to the "gold" comer and two very tough young men extends congratulations and good wishes for success in try to knock each other's head off, know you well that the future.—MARK J. MITCHELL. MARCH 24, 1939 15 BENGALS TONIGHT; KENNEALLY REFEREE

By Don Foskett By Jim- Newland

In keeping with an established custom of supplying as The sixteeen survivors of preliminary bouts, will be much color as possible for the annual Bengal Bouts "on the spot tonight." They'll be in there pxmching their Championships, the SCHOLASTIC brings to the field house hearts out for coveted crowns, heavy sweaters for the as honorary referee tonight Tom Kenneally, well-known mnners and light ones for the runners-up, emblematic Chicago professional heavyweight and former C. Y. 0. of University boxing superiority. The finals of the Bengal champion. At present, in addition to boxing himself, he show, with their thrills and knockouts are here. And when coaches the boxing team of St. Philip's High school. The these battlers loose their big guns in attack, no one who name of Kenneally is not new to Notre Dame, for it was on a certain Friday night just three years ago that Tom's has ever seen the show forgets it. brother Phil captured the Bengal welterweight crown. Opening hostilities at the fieldhouse starting at 8:00 Phil was also an interna­ p.m., Johnny Francies "will meet Bill Dilhoefer in the 115 tional Golden Gloves pound division. Francies champion and was consid­ won the right to partici­ ered one of the very best pate in tonight's final at­ amateur fighters in the TONIGHT'S CARD traction by defeating Jim Cullather by a technical country. knockout in two rounds. 155 lbs. Dillhoefer came through Previously contacted for with a three-round deci­ honorary referee was Jack Bill McGrath vs. Harry John sion over Eugene O'Brien. Elder former -star Notre Dame halfback, who used 165 lbs. In the 12-5 pound class to bring the crowds to Bob DufFey, winner over their feet as he ran wild Harry McLaughlin vs. Walt Johnson Ervin Stefanik in the pre­ for Knute Eockne's great liminary fights by a one- teams. Elder was unable 175 lbs. minute knockout, will face to come to Notre Dame Jerry Ryan Vic Vergara Vince Gurrucharri. Gur- for the bouts because of vs. rucharri is in the finals illness. for the fourth consecutive time. DuflFey is a fresh­ Two familiar figures Heavyweight man. will act in familiar roles tonight when Director of "Swingin'" Sammy Dol­ Athletics Elmer F. Lay- Jim Ford vs. Ed Stelmaszek ce, three time winner in den and University Comp­ tournament will defend troller Frank W. Lloyd 115 lbs. his 135 pound title for the hold forth once more as Bill Dillhoefer vs. Johnny Francies third consecutive time honorary judges. The oth­ against Freshman Bill er judges are all well- Schickel. Both men looked known to Bengal fans, 125 lbs. very impressive in prelim­ having either served in Bob DufFey vs. Vince Gurucharri inary battles and will this capacity in this year's throw "plenty of leather" preliminaries or in the 135 lbs. tonight. bouts of previous years. They include: Harry Eich- Sannmy Dolce* vs. Bill Schickel The 145 pound division, wine. Bill Sheehan, producer of the most spec­ Eugene Young, Bemie 145 lbs. tacular preliminary fights Witucki, Earl Murphy, will give fans plenty of George Cooper, and Wil­ Jim Brown* vs. Rod Maguire action. Jimmy Brown, liam Lubber. three times winner of this (Asterisk indicates defending champion) crown, will defend it Eefereeing the fights against a very clever box­ tonight will be George er, Eod Maguire. Maguire, Nate, of South Bend, who one of the hardest hitters refereed some of the preliminary bouts. The seconds in ever seen in a Bengal show, reached tonights finals the one comer will be Joe McKeon and Vince DoUard, while hard way. John Nate and Bill Campbell will work in the opposite Harry John, a semi-finalist in last year's bouts, will comer. Timers for the bouts will be Steve Bocskey and meet Bill McGrath in the 155 pound diArision. John Ernest Schleuter. The thunderous voice of Announcer defeated Joe Barr in the preliminaries. McGrath drew a Bemie Fagan will once more tell the spectators who's bye, after defeating Doug Bangert. who. In the 165 pound class Walter Johnson and Harry The ring for tonight's bouts and all preliminaries was McLaughlin will do battle. Johnson, a senior, defeated loaned by the Bendix Athletic Association. Jack Collins and Joe Costello to gain the right to fight tonight. McLaughlin won over Chester Kwiecien by a Much credit for the handling of spectators and equip­ technical knockout in his lone preliminary scrap. ment all during the 1939 tournament is due the Univer­ Vic Vergera, representing the so-called "St. Ed's A.C." sity athletic maangers' organization. Avill meet Jerry Eyan in the 175 pound division. 16 NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

THE LIFE OF A BENGAL BOXER

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I. The education and training of a Bengal Boxer begins about six weeks 2. Days and weeks of exercis­ before the Bouts. For many candidates it is the first experience with boxing. ing harden the muscles, tone the en body of our prospective Bengaleer. Such a one we will v/atch as he starts with fundamentals here. OF

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3. Bag punching develops a keen eye, a quick punch. MARCH 24, 1939 (7

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5. His training period over, our neophyte enters the ring for his first fight, sizes up his opponent, receives referee's instructions. 6. The awful moment just before the gong—all hope is lost.

7. Capable seconds handle him between rounds, sponge his face, help him relax.

8. But an unfortunate draw paired him with the. defending champ. Like most Bengal Boxers he will try again next year. 18 NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC WINDOW WASHER By ED FULHAM

One could not be justified in saying he is suddenly taken by the size of Washer are sitting in the office of that Mr. Monk Wertze is a crook any­ the fellow. It is indeed strange. Monk Stinky Miller who conducts a loan more than one could be justified in thinks, that a citizen with such big establishment. Mr. Miller is another saying he wasn't. With troubles of shoulders should be playing nurse slightly dishonorable gentleman. In his owTi it is simply that Monk feels maid to a pane of glass, and he re­ fact, Mr. Miller was once a victim that it is not his duty to inquire into marks about it. - of sunstroke and is confining himself the honesty or the dishonesty of any strictly to shady deals in order to pro­ stray dollar that might come his way. The young man tells Monk that he tect his health.- is just off a boat from S. A., and At the moment Monk is not both­ has made no good connections as yet. Mr. Miller listens to Monk's propo­ ered about such matters because he sition very intently because he is well is not only out of the green but deep "Do you ever do any fighting?" knoAvn for his ability to detect a dol­ in the red. Needless to say he is dis­ Monk asks. lar that has a light taint about it. turbed about this condition, and the "I have fought all my life as a hob­ management, of the hotel in which he by," Window Washer answers. "In "It is like this," says Monk. "Box­ resides feels very badly about it, too. fact, there are few things I am as ing promoters are looking hither and In fact, the hostelry no longer con­ fond of as the feel of a brass knuckle yon and back to hither again for a siders him a guest, but more or less against a chin." fighter to engage in bouts with Tor­ a relative. pedo Jones, the colored heavyweight Very severely Monk rebukes Win­ champ. .In fact. White Hopes are It is a lovely spring morning, and dow Washer. "I do not mean anything worth their weight in one dollar bills Monk is reclining on the bed compar­ as vulgar as street fighting. I am re­ on the open market. Now Window ing his plight to that of the Spanish ferring to the honorable sport of box­ Washer here is very white in spite refugees when there is a gentle tap ing." of the fact that he is from South on the door. Monk says "Come in," America, and you must admit citizens whereupon a young man enters mth "I never fight in the ring," says with such broad shoulders can be the sole purpose of washing windows. Window Washer. "But if there are turned into White Hopes with scarce­ chips in it I am willing to listen to ly no trouble at. all." Forgetting the Spanish for a mo­ any proposition you care to make." ment Monk watches the yoimg man slosh water around and about w^hen One hour later Monk and Window "I am listening to you for some time," says "Stinky Miller, "and so far I have no trouble in seeing where you have a good thing, and you know I am not one to turn my back on a good thing. But can we trust your fighter? I am always suspicious of broad shoulders." "Window Washer is an honorable gentleman, but he is somewhat left- handed from the neck up," says Monk, "and could in no way give us much trouble." "I like your proposition very much. Monk," says Stinky. "I advance you two thousand potatoes, and you re­ turn those potatoes to me, and four thousand more to keep them company in one year."

For the next two hours Monk and Window .Wosher occupy themselves in a hash house breathing vitamins. Between steaks Monk reveals his plans.

"It takes me perhaps two weeks to arrange the publicity for you," he tells Window Washer. "In the mean­ I iha»t« .oow iiie rTaii' \*^ ooeeVt.* time I am sending you to my mother's farm in Vermont where you train. MARCH 24, 1939 19

When I get things ready I will send istic Monk does not complain about gets a chance." Monk yells, and for you." being gypped one round. With this stomps around the room. "He is a purse Monk fixes more fights, and in bum, and bites the hand that feeds As they finish the meal Monk tells no time Window Washer is a card by him. I lose my shirt and he is prob­ Window, Washer about the farm in himself, and has quite a following. ably signing autographs at this yery Vermont, and that it is the only thing minute. I kill him he is a no good in the world sacred to him. Never The ballyhoo for Torpedo Jones crook." does he slap a mortgage on it al­ starts. Window Washer wins ten though he is down to his last pork fights in a row. All the fights end Suddenly Monk sinks into a chair. chop on more than one occasion, but in one or two rounds, and there is "The farm, the farm," he moans. "I that he would rather starve than absolutely no stink about fixed fights. lose the farm, too. That Window think of his mother being put out in Monk is overjoyed, and his faith in the snow in case he does not take prizefighting is returning because he o o care of the mortgage. never sees so many good dives in all o ouoa his years. Most of the trips to the During the next few days Monk tank are one or two rounds early, 8,%-o spends his time in the back room of but Monk knows that most fighters do Jose's Tortilla Cafe composing Span­ not count so well. ish Press notices. With the aid of Jose, Window Washer becomes the The championship fight is signed, heavyweight champion of Chile, and and it looks as if the gate will go his exploits in the ring make Firpo close to seven hundred thousand dol­ look like a stumble bum. An obliging lars. Monk arranges for the killing. printer does a very neat job with By the time the training period is over Monk's end of the purse is on them, and soon Monk has a trunk full Torpedo Jones. He begs and borrows of authentic clippings from any num­ every cent he can lay his hands on, ber of Spanish newspapers. and he even mortgages the farm. 5^ The arrival of Window Washer in Every sou is bet on the Champ. Monk New York is startling because Monk is going to make a quarter of a mil­ is making contracts with the right lion dollars in less than ten minutes people for two weeks. In fact. Win­ because Torpedo Jones Avill blast dow Washer is signed to fight in less Window Washer all the way to Times than two hours after he gets off the Square in the first or second round. rattler. Washer, that bum. I lose the farm Monk does not attend the fight. Sit­ because he does not act like an honor­ Out of a clear blue sky Window ting by a radio in his hotel room he able man. My mother will be put out Washer finds himself fighting the is already spending the money his in the snow.... I kill that double wagers will bring him. crosser." Two prizefighters come in to wish Stinky jumps to his feet. "You are Window Washer luck. On their way crazy," he says to Monk. "Sure, you out one of the fighters says to the lose a lot of money, and a farm in other: "He is a nice guy even if he Vermont, but you have the heavy­ is a crook. You remember I fight him, weight champion of the world. Li a and I am supposed to take a dive in few days you can buy the whole state the fourth. We are going along easy of Vermont." when all of a sudden in the third round he crosses me with a right. I "You are right," Monk says to do not come to for several hours, and Stinky. "I have the heavyweight my new teeth cost more than my champion of the world. I make a lot purse." of money with my champion, and I semi-windup on a good card in Mad­ buy the whole state of Vermont." ison Square Garden. His opponent is Suddenly Monk pauses. "I would like Gunnar Wilson. When Window Wash­ Monk sits tight by the radio when you to listen to a proposition. Stinky." er climbs into the ring Monk is busy Stinky comes in and they plan a few crossing all the fingers on both of his things when the fight starts. It is a "I am always wiUing to listen to hands. It takes his last cent to con­ short fight as Monk is sure it is going your propositions Monk," says Stinky. vince Gunnar that the broadminded to be. However, Monk makes one thing to do is to fold up in the third mistake. He bets on the wrong fight­ "If I buy the state of Vermont, and round. If Gunnar takes it in his head er. Window Washer wins the cham­ you buy the state of Maine we can to remain perpendiucular Monk is pionship in the third round by a make a killing on the next presiden­ preparing to live the life of a Ver­ knockout. tial election. We vote just like the mont Farmer. rest of the states vote." "He is a crook, that Window Wash­ However, the Gunnar is honest, and er. After all I do for him, and he "I like your proposition very- he dives in the second. It is so real­ double crosses me the first time he much," Stinky says. 20 NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC THE WEEK IN SPORTS

BOWLING TOURNEY IRISH NINE MEETS ILLINOIS IN TWO WEEKS IN FINAL ROUND LEFT FIELD POSITION REMAINS OPEN By Pete Sheehan As the University winter sports Spring arrived last Tuesday and Coach Clarence Kline hopes that it will tournament enters its first week of be accompanied by warm, sunny weather in order that his ball hawks can get spring, a tall priest is occasioning most of the conversation among the plenty of conditioning on Cartier Field. Holy Saturday, April 8, vnW mark the hot-stovers. Father Louis Ernsdorit, opening day for the Blue and Gold when they journey to Champaign, Illinois, who resides in Walsh Hall, is actually to meet Coach Wally Roettger's vet­ rolling the surface from the alleys in eran team. Tuesday afternoon, April the Knights of Columbus Eec. Bowl­ 11, Western State Teachers College ing a consistent game of 200, Father of Kalamazoo will supply the opposi­ Emsdorff disposed of Dillon's Mc- tion for Capt. Joe Nardone's team. Donough the other night with con­ Classes will be resumed on the fol­ siderable ease to gain a sure berth in lowing day and the squad will begin the final round. The score was 201- a long home stand. Northwestern's 138 in the first game, 191-160 in the Wildcats will be the first visitors on second. the 15th and they will be followed by another conference team on Tuesday Little Action in Ping-pong the 18th, when Chicago's Maroon's The winner of the Murray-Kuhar- who are always close to the top of ich fray had better be imusually good, the conference race will drop in at or the University championship will Cartier Field for a nine inning tussle. go very likely to Father Louis Ems­ The starting team has not yet been dorff. Or perhaps there is a slight determined but the pitching staff will chance that the Father will be oif his probably be made up of the following game. In either case there is some CAPT. JOE NARDONE Goes to center field. lettermen: Norv Hunthausen, Rex smooth bowling in store for all hard­ Ellis, and Mike Mandjiak. The latter wood fans. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii gained a place in the "Hall of Fame" Taking second place in relative im­ last year when he let the Maroons portance in indoor circles this week Rice, Leonas Compete down without a single hit or run. Art are two gentlemen from Lyons Hall, Verhoestra, senior letterman, and Bob who defeated two other gentlemen In Cfcicogo Relays McHale, peppery junior, will share from Lyons Hall, to capture the Uni­ the catching duties. versity ping pong title for doubles in In the infield Larry Doyle will be Brownson Rec. Greene and Heckler Two of Nick's star performers will back at first with Farrell, a soph, in are their names and their victims carry the colors of Notre Dame into reserve. Shortstop Ray Pinelli, son of were Garvey and Glenn. Rivalling the the International Amphitheatre at Babe Pinelli, the famous major league doubles' show in Brownson is the Chicago tomorrow night as the Chi­ umpire, and Hymie Crane are sure single affair. Ed Huff of Howard, by cago Daily News runs off its third bets for the keystone combination. . virtue of a victory over MacDevitt of annual Chicago Relays. Captain Greg Chet Sullivan will be back at third St. Ed's., and Schaller of Dillon, who Rice will compete in the two mile, base where he will have Crimmins as won over Castleman of Alumni are and Ted Leonas will be entered in his his understudy. now in the semi-final round. The third specialty, the high jump. Captain Joe Nardone has been semi-fiaialist will be the winner in the Brilliant is no word for the field switched to center field and the big­ match between Greene of Lyons, and against which Rice will be pitted in gest problem at the present is to find Minogue of Howard. Incidentally this the two mile. Once more little Greg a pair of suitable companions to keep marks the first time in quite a few will run against Don Lash, the Indi­ him company in the outer pastures. years that three men will have met ana policeman. Rice holds one deci­ Red Oberbrunner, who won a mono­ in any semi-final contest. sion over Lash this season a 9:07 two gram as a right fielder, is expected Very little action took place, as ex­ mile, the second fastest run indoor to repeat this year but the left field pected, in the Carroll Rec this week. this season. Lash evened the score post is wide open. Cella and Scovic In the ping pong doubles an all Dil­ in the famous Cuningham-Lash-Rice seem to be the leading candidates at lon match saw Kotte and Schaller vdn duel at Madison Square Garden. the present. Both were on the squad over Fitzgerald and Costello to ad­ Others entered in the two mile to­ last year but Scovic is destined to see vance to the third round. In the morrow night include: Joe McClus- plenty of action for he is the "handy fourth round of the singles are Mc- key, of New York; Walter Mehl, of man" type of ball player who can per­ Nally of Zahm; Sommerer, Off-cam­ Wisconsin; Tommy Deckard, of Indi­ form as efficiently at any infield post pus; Frankboner, Off-campus; Heck­ ana; and Whittaker, of Ohio State, as he can in the outfield positions. ler, Lyons; Sandmaier, Howard, and Big Ten champion. Northwestern will be especially dif­ Sarch, Off-campus. Leonas is in for a busy evening, ficult for they will have ten lettermeUj Two very fast rivalries will end too. Facing him will be: Eddie Burke, very promising sophomores, and the some time this week as the finalists of Marquette; Mel Walker; Dave Al- added advantage of a Southern trip in the handball championship tour- britton; Bob Dieftenthaler, of Illi­ which is a great incentive for all col­ (Continued on Page 25) nois; and Artie Byrnes, of Manhattan. legiate ball players. MARCH 24, 1939 21 FIRST SCRIMMAGES SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX By Andy Wilson HELD BY LAYDEN

Among Notre Dame track fans, Mr. high scorer with 16 points. We have J. Frank Martin, of Jamaica Estates, been wondering whether the several Icy winds and snow put a crimp Long Island, undoubtedly ranks first. misspellings were the fault of the in Elmer Layden's plans to get his He is the father of John "Red" Mar­ printer, or whether they reveal a fu­ grid teams down to serious work last tin of Howard Hall, junior two-miler. tile effoi't on the part of the Salem week-end. Practice had been progress­ He has visited Notre Dame for the Catholics to conceal the obviousness ing under difficulties what with mud­ past three years, and has spent most of their name-thievery. dy fields necessitating a change in locale for each day's work-out. of his time on each visit in the gym, but this present season has been his Tuesday the boys tore up the sod greatest so far, as the Notre Dame of Cartier, Wednesday did the same track team's number one spectator. After the Irish basketball team's for Brov/nson field, and finally Thurs­ He missed the two big dual meets last away game—a 48-42 victory over day the squad adjourned to the lot with Indiana and Michigan, but saw the University of Detroit, a rather back of Freshman Hall. With the Gi'eg Rice in both races against Don hostile article appeared in one of the temperature around 20 or 30 it took Lash in New York, and entertained Detroit papers, attacking the manner plenty of exertion to even work up a the Irish captain in his home both of choosing referees. Notre Dame, sweat, so most of the time was spent times. And since his insurance inter­ the visiting team, it appears, sent De­ in dummy scrimmages and in signal ests made it possible, he got out to troit a list of some nine or ten ref­ drills. Came Friday and even this Notre Dame for the Central Confer­ erees from which Detroit picked two meager work wasn't possible—except to work the game. The writer com­ ence meet, then turned up again last for the Frosh who crowded in some plains about the rather high-handed work in the gym. Two or three inches week during the Butler Relays at In­ "condescension" of Notre Dame, then dianapolis. of snow drifted over the various grid­ goes on to show that the referees irons Friday night, so Coach Layden wei'e no good anyhow. Neither one and the weatherman agreed to call off Down at Butler Mr. Martin—who was from Detroit, and the writer the scrimmage slated for Saturday. never has been forced to remain in foolishly implies that one at least the stands as a passive spectator yet ought to have been. Fundamentals for Linemen —shed his derby and chesterfield and Last week the squad showed plenty went right to work with student Now we hesitate to make any kind of the old dapper in going at it. Near­ trainer Hugh Burns, rubbing the boys of a judgment either way, since we do ly all the linemen concentrated on the down, spreading on liniment, loosen­ not and cannot know all the circum­ fundamentals and form of line play. ing up tight muscles. He is no ama­ stances of the affair. We do think The ends were experimenting with de­ teur at this, either, having acted as the article is a rather sour one; the fensive charges and position, and lat­ volunteer - trainer for a couple of author seemingly felt like complain­ er played defensive positions against years at Chaminade High School, a ing about something, and then took it sets of back who were running large Catholic school in central Long out on the referees and the Irish. We through their offensive assignments. Island, formerly attended by "Red," do not feel that any implication of Bill McGannon and Farris Saffa ex­ and now attended by the second and favoritism is justified—the Irish were celled in bowling over defensive wing- third of the younger Martins. penalized more often for fouling than men, while Phil Sheridan and George the Detroiters—nor do we feel that Rassas stood out as unblockable. His most remarkable feats, how­ Detroit could have picked any better Down in one comer of the field Joe ever, took place in New York, where referees by going beyond the list sub­ Boland started the rest of the line­ he saw both the Millrose Games and mitted by Notre Dame. men in the grind of line blocking- Joe the I.e. 4-A Meet from the floor of had his usual chatter down pat, bark­ Madison Square Garden, where even Sheer school pride prompts us to ing out the familiar, "Come on. Mur­ Coach Nicholson was not permitted assert that it is obviously to the ad­ phy! Get that shoulder in there! Keep to stay during Greg Rice's two-mile vantage of a school with an athletic that head up! Tail down—close to the runs. We are told that at one of i-eputation like Notre Dame's to rec­ ground! Keep those legs driving in these meets, Mr. Martin was sitting ommend only the best available offi­ theerrrr! Make that contactttt! Get with Greg while the Irish captain cials, and no school would reasonably that old lift! And drive your man pulled on his shoes, just before the do otherwise. back out of the play. No-o-o, Murphy, two-mile event. One of the attend­ that's not the way! Your tail was up ants approached, chasing officials and there waving like a flag!" Et cetera, On the other hand, we find the runners off the Garden floor, and then far into the afternoon. writer's annoyance justifiable over the accosted, not Mr. Martin, but Greg manner of selecting the officials. The himself, asking him to leave so that Monday, starting at 3:30 the first genera] custom, we believe, is for the all might be clear for the special two- serious scijnunage of the spring cam­ home team to submit its list of men mile. paign got under way. Fifteen teams to the visiting team for approval. or more participated with everybody That Notre Dame should have re­ getting a chance to show his stuff. A carry-over from football and versed the process naturally seems a Four teams were kept in action con­ basketball: Back in West Virginia bit peculiar, and truly, rather "con­ stantly at separate ends of the field. some time ago, a group of young men descending." We dislike anything that Practically all of the teams showed known as the Salem Catholics de­ seems to put Notre Dame in an un­ considerably stronger defenses than feated Bristol at basketball, 39-34. favorable light, and so disapprove of offenses. Within a week the squad This of itself, is of little interest to this whole .matter. We must reserve should engage in some regulation us—but the Salem lineup is. Here it judgment, however, since we do not games using the entire field, but until is: Sitca, f.; J. Kelly, f.; Saggan, c; know all that can be known; we mere­ then the varsity candidates will re­ Piepul, g.; Yontini, g.; Thesing, g. ly present both sides as fairly as we main somewhat of an unknown Appropriately enough, "Saggan" was quantity. 22 NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC

'Nappy' become the best college coach TRACKMEN PREP FOR INTkODUCING in the sport." MISSOURI MEET By Eddie Huff Then Sammy likes to show you his gold "fillin's" that were put in by his By John Qiiinn sister, "Dr. Dolce," who is the "best In prize fight parlance he goes by dentist in Chicago's Highland Park A successful indoor season over. "Swingin' Sammy" Dolce, his nomme section." Coach John Nicholson has granted de guerre; when he first came to most of the track squad a week's rest Notre Dame in '35 he was Rosario before taking them outdoors for a Dolce; but when he gets his B.S. in busy spring season. Nick's decision Accounting, '40, and his LL.B. in '41, to take only two men. Captain Greg GLASSES PROPERLY FIHED they Avill be issued to Russel Joseph Rice and Highjuniper Ted Leonas, to Dolce, "Chicago and Bengal Bout the Chicago Relays tomorrow night fame." has afforded the rest of the squad an 1900 additional layoff of a few days. Sammy is that 135-pound dead-end Serious practice will be resmned guy that you never find at home in next week as the squad points toward 228 Sorin Hall. There are four cor­ DR. J. BURKE its first big meet of the season on ners in the room; one of the corners April 15 at Columbia, Mo. In a tri­ DR. W. G. BOGARDUS angular meet between three great DR. E. C BEERY teams such as Wisconsin, second only to all-conquering Michigan in the Big Optometrists and Mfg. Opticians Ten; Missouri, Big Six champions; and Notre Dame, C.C.C. title holder 228 South Michigan St. the keenest of competition is looked for. Among the many outstanding South Bend, Ind. performers in the meet will be Johnny Munski, of Missouri, considered by Glenn Cunningham the most promis­ ing miler in the country, and Milt Padway who has cleaned up all Mid­ west pole vault titles available this year. LOOK // This meet has been planned as an ^AHEAD anniversary of Missouri's winning the in planning your career midwest title when Tom Jones, now coaching at Wisconsin, coached the The science of the "new dentistry" is still in its in­ Missouri team. Coach John Nichol­ fancy. It is a most promising son was a star in the meet that day, field for constructive thought and work. It calls for the scoring two firsts. A banquet will be best minds interested in held after the meet as part of the health service careers. celebration. is snowed-in with boxing parapher­ nalia, another is occupied with touch- Because of advancing stand­ ards, enrollment in Dental An added note of interest will be football duds, a third is the seat for Schools in the United States the return meeting of two high school touch-football raiment, and basketball has been reduced during the rivals, the aforementioned Munski togs recline in the remaining nook. past thirteen years. Today there is one practicing and Greg Rice. Their first meeting dentist to approximately was in 1935 when Rice won the 880 Sam takes in the field of sports. each 2,400 of population. He never expects to spoil Ms fun by yard run at a high school meet in a The Marquette University 2:01 record which still stands, while becoming professionally addicted, but Dental School is one of the Munski came in five seconds later. he demands an unholy quantity of 17 dental schools of the United States whose diplo­ Since then, however, both Montana exercise. "After exercising, I return mas are recognized in all of boys have gone into longer distances to the room and sleep. That's why the states. The close rela­ meeting last year in the National In- tionship of dental-medical my bed's never made." study proves an advantage tercollegiates, where Munski got re­ to students. venge by edging out Rice at the tape. When Sam was a freshman he Entrance requirements: Two With Mimski boasting an official meet threw punches from center field to years in a recognized College record for the mile of 4:10 a great win the 125-pound Bengal title. He of Liberal Arts with satis­ duel is expected. factory credits In biology, repeated this stunt in the '37 Bengals, organic chemistry, and but he continued to telegraph his physics. blows over a national hookup. For complete information concerning opfiortunities in Mysfery Men Replace Coach Dom Napolitano called Sam­ dentistry, write to the Secre­ my aside during the training sessions tary, Marquette University ICeff and "?" on Cord Dental School, Milwaukee, last spring, polished his rusty swings, Wisconsin. and Sammy breezed through to the 135-pound throne with some sem­ Because of imforseen difficulties blance of eclat. And tonight, this MARQUETTE Paul Kell will not defend his heavy­ prognosis being on the nose, you will weight wrestling championship won see Sammy go out for his fourth Ben­ UNIVERSITY last year from Joe Race. The Bengal gal title in four starts. Mihraukee fioute committee regrets this defec­ tion, but announces that other and "The 'Fighting Irish' ought to make equally suitable entertainment will be good that 'Fighting' adjective by in­ provided, in addition to the boxing stalling intercollegiate boxing," Sam­ contest. my says, "because I'd like to see miMM«H« MMMUMA^ MARCH 24, 1939 23

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cluding activities in their own back Fencers Compete in A.F.L.A., Meet at Cliicago; yard. Throughout the coming week, Donovan, Smalley May Repeat First Round Wins the annual Freshman tournament (in foil and sabre) will be held. This will By Joe Palmer hold special interest since it will be the best method of finding out Just With varsity fencing for 1939 all Smalley will try again in the Senior what Professor de Landero may ex­ but over, the men of Coach Pedro de Sabre tournament, and Gaither and pect from this year's freshmen when Landero will soon conclude their busi­ Smalley will enter the foil competi­ the 1940 season rolls around. ness and call it a season. The final tion. Should any of these be success­ match of the season took place several ful, they will be eligible for the finals weeks ago, and since then the only which will be held on the following action has taken place in Chicago week-end. • where a tournament has been taking LEARN TO FLY place under the auspices of the Ama­ An interesting note was struck teur Fencers League of America. during the past week as the final to­ with tals (individual and team) of the Though not setting any records by past season were issued. The Irish XT€CrECT sensational performances in this tour­ engaged in ten matches, of which they nament, the Notre Dame fencers did won seven, lost two, and tied one. In FLYING SERVICE, Inc. give a very creditable performance. the course of these matches, they won Bendix Field ° Leading the successes was Joe Smal­ 110 out of 179 bouts. Highest indi­ ley who won the Junior Epee cham­ viduals were: Colgan (19% bouts STUDENT COURSE, ^45.00 pionship. Also deserving of much won, 11% lost) in epee; McEneamey mention is the performance of Jerry (16 bouts won, 11 lost) in foil, and Trial Lesson FREE! Donovan who earned a silver medal Gavan (14 bouts won, 4 lost) in for second place in the Jimior Sabre sabre. Charter trips to championship. The others, Gavan, Last of the interesting facts is the anywhere in die United Colgan, and O'Donnell, though failing States in Stinson. to win any medals, gave performances scholastic average of the members of indicative of the fine type of fencing the varsity fencing team. The 19 men that the locals have sho^vn all year. on the squad averaged 85%, and the See campus representative Chief among the other teams fencing average of the 13 men that saw action CHAS. CARROLL was 86%. Says Coach de Landero, in the tournament were Chicago, 114 Dillon Hall Northwestern, and Illinois. "We're not so dumb after all." On the coming Sunday, March 26, While these things are taking place, "Our business is in the Mr" Capt. Scarlata, Donovan, Gavan, and the local Freshman fencers are con­

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More tricks are His lecture was illustrated with ap­ exhibition" and 'no' meaning "I possible but the average audience is propriate effects the climax of which don't" and drop the slip in the mail better educated and harder to deceive. was an illusion executed by Rev. Wm. box outside the rector's oiiiice in The magician resorts to mechanical Gary, G.S.G., and Rev. F. J. Wen­ Walsh Hall. If you have time to give devices and phsycology rather than ninger, G.S.G., under the direction of a reason for your vote, all the better. the old fashioned sleight of hand. He Dr. Benedict. Apparently, a genuine You might also indicate your year in makes extensive use of misdirection brand new dollar bill, whose number school. We may be able, through this that casts a blank psychological space was recorded for the audience was impromptu poll, perhaps, to make on the audience giving the magician cut diagonally in two pieces, each next year's show even better than time in which to work. Children are piece burned in a candle flame, the this. ... little affected by misdirection while ashes collected and placed in Dr. Ben­ adults are very suceptible. edict's outstretched hands, which were An audience of college students held by the two priests. He rubbed puts the magician on his mettle Avhile the ashes in his hands and presently a college faculty is rather easy prey the welcome sound of a nice crisp for his art. One of magician's dear­ new dollar bill was heard and lo! est ambitions is to fool his fellow here was the same dollar with the workers for this would be a triumph same number, safe and sound | indeed. Misdirection, while desirable in magic, is one of the blindfolds of the scientific worker who too often We are curious about just one searches too diligently for what he thing in connection with the bouts; would like to find and thus oversees what do you, the students at large, what really exists. think of the wrestling intermission in Plenty Up His Sleeve The most effective illusions are those apparently violating the rigid chemical and physical laws such as desti-oying and regenerating material. THE HUDDLE Ji^ By the use of "magic shears" Dr. Benedict severed and rejoined various kinds of cord, rope and tape. The obseri^er knows this is impossible and lk^» his curiosity and imagination are For your aroused. This is the fascination of magic. Vocation. • • Dr. Benedict perfox'med other Pipe Headquarters tricks for the audience giving them opportunities to discover his artifices Goby but no one could detect them. To the SOUTH SHORE Thaddeus P. 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