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Before joining Dr. Drew's daytime television show Lifechangers, Coach Marc Montemerlo trained HOllywood stars like Reese Witherspoon, Chris O'DonnelL and Marcia Cross. He helped them to shed unwanted pounds, gain muscle tone, and improve their overall health and appearance.

Hisregimen does more than exercise the body. Through his fitness academy, Coach Marc works to exercise minds as well. Says the coach, "if you want to ac!li~;ve real, long lostinq results. you need to tackle mental weakness oswell." clients achieve fitness goals, I help them find their life's path.

How did you get the gig on Dr. Drew's Lifechanger show? I published an article on how to main- tain balance in life and somehow, the show's producer stumbled on it. He ap- parently liked my philosophy regarding fitness and life and called me in for a screen test. The next thing I knew, I was selected as a Lifechanger for Dr. Drew.

Why is it important we transform both mind and muscle? In todovs fast paced world, it isso easy Tickets. to live on autopilot. But. if we do not 2'1 andup stimulate our mental capacity, we end up merely existing. That leads to com- ~LY placency, then to boredom, then to ~.~5't,aQvanceAtickets/ lack of drive. The greatest thing about ~90

Pg.8 TWIT March 30, 2012 Does the road to fitness really change lives? People who work out know the feeling of a natural high that cannot be bought at a store or found in a bottle. The en- dorphins rushyou get after a long run or an intense spin class. That surge of hap- pinessthat just keeps you going back for more. I had a client who was confined to a wheel chair. When I first met him, his posture was rounded forward, chin pointed down and low, shoulders, legs and core under developed. He was a weak sight.

What did you do to help him? I started by getting him out of his chair and onto the exercise mat. I taught him momentum patterns to get up with the least amount of effort. We slowly worked on improving his posture, lifting his chin up and drawing his shoulders back. He needed to know his disability was nothing to be ashamed of and he had to learn pride in himself. By training the mind. the body changes. Six months later, he did his first spin class and eight months later he took his first assisted ten have the skillsto get motivation back up steps towards me. and drive harder to achieve more. I often use motivational books, videos and Serving the Gay and Lesbian Are fitter people happier people? meditations to help me stay motivated. Community for 32 years. If you exercise, you will be a happier The best thing to do is to find someone person. You don't need to be a crazy that exudes motivation and spend as marathon runner to get the happy bug. much time as possible with them. Moti- All you need to do isget your heart rate vation isinfectious. up and your blood oxygenated. You will notice things start to change inside of What are examples of mental exercises you. The way you think about yourself, one can do to stay motivated? The Hidden Door - Corpus others and of life in general will change Live in the moment. Often, we get dis- because you are in the process of em- tracted by the little things in life. Set up 802 South Staples powering yourself. Once you are em- daily task liststo keep yourself on track. Corpus Christi, Texas powered you can achieve most any- If you remain focused, you will be re- thing. warded with results.Results,\Nilidrive you (361) 882-5002 to achieve more as achieving-sti",~lates The hardest part of the journey isstaying acceleration and then momentum. on the journey. Once momentum kicks in, there's noth- Motivation ismy favorite topic. Truthfully, ing that can hold you back. it is simple. It comes from within. Stay- ing motivated can be challenging at You also say quiet time is important. times. Hell, sometimes I even get down You need time to rejuvenate through on myself and lack drive. We all do. meditation and reading. Be calm, clear It's human nature. But it's important to and get inspired.

Pg.lO TWIT March 30, 2012 What is the biggest mistake people ~iEl ~H G£ make in their quest for fitness? r~ Too much, too soon. People enter their I training programs really excited and end up pushing themselves too fast and then burning out. Another mistake people make is comparing themselves to fitness models in magazines. They forget theses models do this for a living. To have those awesome amazing bodies, you would need to be in the gym seven days a week, three hours a day. It also '~P" requires strict eating plans. And it takes years to get to look like that! If you want to make lasting changes towards a fitter life, be patient and committed.

How important is nutrition? Along with fitness and strength training, it's one of the three vital components for optimum results.If my nutrition isoff and I have been hitting the sugars and bad stuff, my workouts are terrible and pes- simism kicks in big time. If I'm on plan, feeding my body the nutrition it requires to work like an athlete, it's game on. I work out harder, I achieve more, my mood is better, motivation clearer and I have an internal drive that pushes me further and faster.

Is happiness the ultimate goal? Having a balanced lifestyle that involves social interaction, working out, excelling in your career and being an all rounded healthy minded person will make you a happier person. Your life is a blessing. Wake up everyday and say, "Wow, I have another day to achieve something. What will that be?" Be good to yourself, be good to others, be good to the earth you live on and become the best person you can be.

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teamm8 pays tribute to the 2012 Olympic games with it's new Na- tions collection of swim and underwear. Produced in strikingcolors that match the flags of some of the lead- ing countries going for gold - including the USA,Australia and Great Brit- ain - Nations takes the spirit of the summer games into the locker and bedrooms of everyday champions. "We first introduced Nations in 2008 as an underwear to celebrate the Olympic games in Beijing," explains Michal Nicolas, teamm8's founder and head designer. "For 2012, we've added swimwear. The entire range has become a staple of our brand and isnow an important part of our story."

That story began in the living room of Nicolas' home where with a simple website and two stylesof underwear, he launched one of the fastest growing athletic wear collections on the market today. In addition to undies, teamm8 competes in swim, tees and fitness wear. They consis- tently come out on top by simply putting "play" back in the game. Michael Nicolas explains. player and we are your support team'. had football players battling for it. This season, the pink Star Player brief is our Is it true you started from your living best seller. room? I did! I launched with a website and two Does teamm8 thrive on competition? styles of underwear, that's it, That was We take big risksat teamm8, but that in 2008 and back then I operated and was how I founded the label, taking managed every facet singlehandedly. a huge risk. That and extremely hard The brand grew almost instantaneous- work and dedication. But I believe you ly and over the next few years, I intro- achieve nothing without playing life that duced more underwear styles and then way, and that's exactly how we ap- a basic swim line. proach everything here at teamm8. You work hard, you enjoy the benefits. Now you have sweats and tees too. I was hesitant to go into sportswear be- Teamm8 Nations collection is available cause I thought it was an overcrowded at LAJock.com. market but I was floored by the reaction Michal Nicolas, teamm8's founder and of our first athletic wear collection. We head designer. learned guys wanted stylishfitness wear that didn't make them look like they What has been the responseto teamm8's were going to a club or running a mara- Super Low Risebriefs? thon. They're one of our best sellers.They are so low! What separates teamm8 from its com- petitors? ~ Many of teamm8's briefs tend to be low. o Quality and style. Our athletic wear is () great for the gym, a lunch date, or for We do keep a low rise to all our briefs, 'Y. () just hanging around in all day. but they're not all so ridiculously low. Comfort is our number one design rule --o, and if the riseistoo low, we find the brief ::; Isthere an advantage to being a smaller >- Michal Nicolas, teamm8's founder and is not comfortable to wear all day, But .D company? o head designer. with the success of the Super Low Rise +- Boutique brands enjoy the luxury of ..oc collection, there's no denying some. 0... dancing to the beat of their own drum. guys like low. Most men call the brand "Team 8", but Decisions are made and acted on isn't the correct pronunciation Team quickly. We're not dragged down by What are some of the other best sellers? 'II Mate? corporate influences and strategies. Michal Nicolas: A lot of people get We introduced the Star Player brief in 2009 and it was an instant hit. We confused but the name is in fact 'team How would describe the 2012 collec- couldn't keep up with dema'nd! We mate', as in a fellow member of a tion? team. In Australia, mate is the iconic Our best yet. Thiscollection remains true word used to describe a male buddy to our core design values yet with a little or a friend. Everybody here usesit, even more fun and excitement, especlollv in when addressing people they just met. I the athletic and swimwear. '\-. abbreviated it to 'rns. Tome, the name embodied everything about the brand: The athletic collection has a slimmer cut Australian, the sporting values, the mas- than most gear out there. culinity and the unity. A slimmer cut is more flattering on most guys. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan What isthe ideology of the brand? of skin tight fits, There are very few guys We are for everyday champions; for ac- who can or should wear them. But at the tive achievers who tackle life head on. I same time, I don't think drowning in your always say, 'at teamm8, you are the star clothes isflattering either.

#~ ## ~ ..,####### .•. +# #~ # ••• ~ # #••• •••• ~• +~••••• ~ . ~.. ~..+.. ~ .~....•~.•... ~.~ ....•~~ ..• •~+.~•• . ••••••••,.'+• •~.+ •• ~ .."" ...... ~•• ~ and closes the show with The restaurant has an a bang. open comfortable feel with really cool fixtures I always recommend custom designed just friends and family to stop for La Gloria. There is an by LG for a truly fantastic amazing outdoor seating dining experience! The area that overlooks the staff is extremely helpful Riverwalk. If you happen and fun. Jennifer Cas- to be there on the week- tanon and Natalie Lara end, be prepared to hear are great, Francisco Man- some great music that nechez known as "EI Ge- complements the food rente" aka the General and the environment. Manager makes sure that restaurant runs smoothly After dinner, you can en- and that everyone leaves joy a strollthrough the very having had a good time modern section of the and some delicious Mexi- river walk which runs ad- yourself: can soul food. Yes,it isSoul jacent to the restaurant. food. It was created with La Gloria's is a welcome La Gloria love and soul from gener- and refreshing change to 100EGrayson St ations past and now Chef one of my favorite cuisines San Antonio, TX 78215 PH Johnny has taken it to a that I will continue to be (210) 267-9040 new level. visiting regularly. Try it out Lagloriaicehouse.com.

LA Gloria means "the heavens". It's a good thing you don't have to die to get there! Chef Johnny Hernandez opened La Gloria, a restaurant featur- ing Mexican street foods, in the Pearl Brewery complex near the Culinary Institute of America, San Antonio campus. I visit La Gloria a couple Themenu at La Gloria fea- tions at La Gloria. It seems of times a month, maybe tures very traditional Mexi- to be the one place that more. I'm addicted I must can "street food" which is we can all agree on to confess. Chef Johnny Her- as flavorful and fun as it is have some amazing nandez has been able creative. food and some pretty to merge Mexican street great cocktails too. The foods in a stylish, funky Every experience I have Micholada and the Mar- and delicious way. As a had there has been a garita seem to be the top child growing up, I lived memorable one. My hits at the table. They also in Mexico City and of- friends and Ihave enjoyed have a Tres Leches cake ten traveled with my fa- many birthday celebra- that brings ·it all together ther around the country to cities I couldn't even pronounce, and experi- enced some amazing lo- cal foods. Likethe Tlayuda from Oaxaca, the Tacos Potosinosfrom San LuisPo- tosi and the Taquitos that we had from any given city while taking a break from being on the road.

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Nakedness. Everywhere. All the time. Running Juicy Pink Box, I look at women in various stages of undress all day long, every day. I think the nudity issue is one thing about my job that really fascinates people. I understand. I really do. When I was a little girl growing up in the south, I didn't dream of one day becoming the lesbian Hugh Hefner; it just happened.

Forsomeone who makes her living paying people to do private things in public, I am surprisingly shy. To be perfectly honest. I'm not totally comfortable with sex; it's an ever-evolving topic in my life. Butthat's between me and my therapist.

Anyway, back to the naked ladies. Being on a porn set isvery different from being on a nude beach. On a nude beach everyone is either naked or in some form of skimpy clothing, but on a porn set only the talent isnaked. You've happen something like this: probably heard of movie sets where I arrive at 6 a.m. -- before everyone everyone gets naked for love scenes? else. Clean up. Do paperwork. Layout Well, I don't run that kind of operation! I breakfast. Hair and makeup people wouldn't tolerate ogling or disrespectful arrive and set up. Talent arrives. Talent behavior on my set, so the crew certainly starts hair and makeup. Stylist arrives. does not sit around and stare at bare Stylist has talent undress. Nakedness. breasts. Not on purpose, anyway. Talent tries on different outfits, including lingerie. I evaluate what works for However, the whole point of porn issex, the scene, what suits my taste, how so you really can't escape sex on a porn comfortable the talent feels in the set. A typical day for me on set would- outfit. and how it will look on camera. Nakedness.

Crew arrives and preps scene as talent finishes hair and makeup. Testshots with talent or a stand-in. We have a happy- go-lucky PAwho often volunteers to act out the scenes for the test shots. She's really good, and I have tried to recruit her, but she has no interest in being in front of the camera.

Once out of hair and makeup, we do a photo shoot with talent. Nakedness. When that's finished, we do final prep for the scene.

Scene begins. I watch the monitor mostly, to see what the action looks like

March 30, 2012 TWIT Pg.35 on camera. It's always vastly different from the way it looks in person. I try to cultivate a sense of reality. I squelch anything that looks false or feels too "porn-v". When the connection to sex is real, be it alone or between partners on screen, I find that I am glued to the monitor. I watch without any sense of separation -- I forget and I just watch. In the moments when I get swept away like that, that's when I know I am making something special.

Scene wraps. Lunch. Rinse and repeat with the scene we shoot in the afternoon. More nakedness.

I never get desensitized to sex, and honestly, when Iaskthe talent to remove clothing, Ioften blush.Somewhere inside, there isstill that little southern belle who was afraid to look at boobs in the locker room for fear that her classmates would know she was a "dirty lesbian."

But I'm not a kid anymore. Sex is my business, and I am a professional, so at the end of the day, I have to move past my shame and focus on making excellent entertainment. The show must go on -- boobies and all.

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