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The 19th hole Arts Inside Do the 19th The game Debate team Hole yourself ends here turns to weed Page 11 Page 9 Page 5 M O N T A N A K A I M I N Wednesday, April 12, 2006 Volume CVIII, Issue 90 Judge accepts plea deal in Martin case Relay for agreement include payment of restitution for the vehicles dam- Life comes aged in the accident and, at the request of one victim’s mother, a $21 donation to Mothers Against Drunk Driving every year on her to UM son’s birthday. Additionally, Martin will be prohibited from driving for 30 years. BRENNA MOORE According to court documents: MONTANA KAIMIN On the night of Aug. 30, 2005, Martin was out drinking with two friends, Timothy Seth Mineo, 21, Cancer never takes a siesta, and and Trent Kenneth Robinson, 22. during this year’s Cinco de Mayo, Shortly after 2 a.m., the three were University of Montana students driving home with Martin at the will follow suit to raise money wheel. and awareness of the disease dur- Martin, who goes by “Sonny,” ing UM’s first American Cancer crashed his Subaru into a parked Society Relay for Life. truck, causing the truck to spin The Relay for Life, with a 180 degrees. An accident investi- “Cinco de Mayo” theme, is a 12- gator later determined Martin had hour overnight event that will been driving faster than 60 mph at take place on the Oval from the time of the crash. Friday, May 5 at 6 p. m. to Martin drove several more Saturday, May 6 at 6 a.m. blocks before stopping, hitting The Relay for Life is always other parked vehicles on the way. overnight to signify that cancer Responding officers found never sleeps, event chair Katie Robinson and Mineo trapped in Murphy said. Ashley McKee/Montana Kaimin Former UM student Kenneth Timothy Martin cries and holds his head down while being escorted in handcuffs out of the Missoula County Courthouse Tuesday the car, and later pronounced the The relay aims to bring the stu- morning. Martin was sentenced to 30 years with all but five years suspended on two counts of vehicular homicide under the influence. two men dead at the scene. Martin dent community together to raise was outside the car crying and cancer awareness in addition to saying, “I’m sorry. I did it.” His raising funds for research, ZACHARY FRANZ In front of a courtroom packed community service, most of which blood alcohol level measured Murphy said. MONTANA KAIMIN with the friends and family of both will consist of presentations to more than twice the legal limit. “Everybody gets involved the accused and the deceased, high school and college students Just after the sentencing, the because everybody knows some- Judge Douglas Harkin accepted a about the dangers of alcohol. foyer outside the courtroom was one who has had cancer,” Murphy A former University of plea agreement worked out The maximum penalty for the full of emotion. Family and said. “I really think people are Montana student was sentenced between Martin and county prose- charges is 61 years in prison. friends of all three of the men getting out there because they are Tuesday in an emotional court cutors. Despite the pain of losing their involved in the accident cried and finally starting to realize how appearance to five years in a pre- Under the terms of that agree- sons, both of the victims’ families offered support to each other and important it is to fight this dis- release center over charges stem- ment, Martin received a sentence supported the plea agreement. The to Martin as he was led out of the ease,” she said. ming from a fatal drunken driving of 30 years, with all but five sus- judge considered that support building in handcuffs. UM’s upcoming Relay for Life accident last summer. pended. The court will recom- essential. But the sadness of watching is unique from past relays held in Kenneth Timothy Martin faced mend he serve that time in a pre- “I can assure you - if it wasn’t Martin go was soon replaced by Missoula, as it will be the first two charges of vehicular homicide release center in Missoula, from acceptable to the families, it happiness that the plea agreement youth relay, in which the majority while under the influence and a which he will be allowed to leave wouldn’t be accepted,” Harkin had been accepted. of participants are students. misdemeanor charge of failure to for work or school. Martin is also said. “It’s going to be much more remain at the scene of an accident. required to perform 600 hours of Other conditions in the plea See SENTENCE, Page 6 lively than the community relay,” Murphy said. Missoula’s community relay is taking place in June, and will Former UM student remembered for her passion have many older people, kids and other members of the community, EMMA SCHMAUTZ that spurred her around the globe private practice attorney, and her whereas UM’s relay will be most- MONTANA KAIMIN in pursuit of international social mother, Cathy Anderson, the chief ly made up of students, faculty, justice and the desire to under- legal council for the university staff, alumni and their friends. stand the world and its people. system at the Office of Higher During the event, teams of peo- Her fellow University of Anderson, 24, passed away at Education, still live in Helena. ple will gather on the Oval and Montana classmates were in the St. Peter’s Hospital in Helena on Anderson’s brother, Greg take turns walking or running middle of giving a presentation Friday. Anderson, is a junior and Spanish laps. during their seven-week study in Her family declined to com- and business finance major at Participating teams can alter- Patzcuaro, Mexico when Christina ment on the reason behind her UM, and her other brother, Jay nate team members to walk Anderson abruptly cut in, “You’re sudden and unexpected death. Anderson, is a freshman at throughout the night, but the relay butchering this material.” Anderson’s funeral was held Gustavus Adolphus University in requires one member from each Anderson, who was visibly Tuesday at noon at the Cathedral Minnesota. team to walk around the Oval at unsatisfied during the perform- of St. Helena and was attended by Anderson’s family describes her all times to symbolize the struggle ance, refused to stand passively more than 400 friends and family as a “citizen of the world” who that people with cancer face daily, aside while her peers improperly members. was always caring and compas- Murphy said. explained an issue she held to Anderson graduated last year sionate, and placed the needs of Much more than a walk around great importance. from UM with high honors and others far above her own desires. a track, the relay is a time to “She stole the floor from them degrees in international relations “You couldn’t find a more per- Christina Anderson remember those lost to cancer and and gave the presentation the way and Spanish, and a minor in Latin fect or utterly selfless person any- celebrate those who have sur- she thought it should have been American studies. She was a where,” Greg said of his sister, was an old woman she was going vived. It is a night for people who given,” said UM political science Presidential and National Merit who he has called “Teens” since to write a book about her world have shared the same experience professor Paul Haber. “We all kind scholar. the age of five when the name wanderings and the knowledge to comfort and console one anoth- of let her, and she did a much bet- She was born in Helena and “Christina” was too difficult for she gained from them. er, Murphy said. ter presentation.” graduated from Helena High him to pronounce. “She said that of all the hun- To complement its starting date Anderson is remembered for School in 2000. Anderson had always told her See RELAY, Page 12 her energy, boldness and passion Her father, Jock Anderson, a younger brother that when she See ANDERSON, Page 6 www.montanakaimin.com

2 M o n t a n a K a i m i n Opinion Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Books shed light munism. Never have so many on military history died from the consequences of Editorial Thank you for your comments well-intended doctrine. The in the March 8, 2006 issue of the other author that I recommend is Only those who vote can Letters Kaimin. I’ve just finished Victor Davis Hanson, a military complain if ASUM is still lame “Modern Times” by Paul Johnson. historian, showing the impor- to the editor I urge you to read this work tance of Greek democracy’s influ- because it tells of the world histo- ence on our way of life and our It’s time to rock the vote, kids. ry from 1900 to the ‘80s. Thank freedom today. The ASUM primary elections are underway and after today, only God that we have had military Susanna Pyron, Florence two presidential tickets, two business manager candidates and 40 sen- with the courage to fight com- atorial hopefuls will remain standing. Over the next two weeks, the remaining candidates will scramble to Anti-privatization makes hikes. It is not possible to main- business support, the University’s gain votes and support in an effort to earn a spot on next school year’s students pay tain a quality education and the education would be poor, tuition council. Over the last year, there has current tuition rates without con- would be higher, and many of us Why should you care about the ASUM elections? been a lot of talk about anti-pri- tracts with businesses. could not attend school here. As Some of the big ASUM issues making the news this year have been vatization. This movement seeks Today, as you walk around cam- students we have a choice. We the Bike Ban, Aber Day, the recent debacle regarding the legitimacy of to void or limit contracts that pus, read the donor signs in the can either support reasonable Reed Perry and Caroline McCarty’s campaign petition and pretty businesses have with UM. If this buildings around campus. You business contacts or shoot our- much anything that comes out of senior senator Jake Pipinich’s mouth. is accomplished, the University will find that many buildings on selves in the “collective foot” and Because of all of the activity, and in some cases lack thereof, ASUM will have no choice but to make campus were built using business pay higher tuition. has drawn a lot of heat for what it has or hasn’t accomplished in the students pay for budget shortfalls. donations. Businesses have Brendon Kerns, senior 2005-2006 school year. Basically, the anti-privatization allowed the University of political science and For all of the naysayers out there, an old adage comes to mind: if it’s movement will force tuition Montana to expand. Without environmental studies broke, fix it. ASUM election apathy has been at best shameful over the past few Praiseworthy? Them? shoddy Sharpie-on-posterboard the unread and formed a cohesive years. In last year’s election only 1,620 ballots were cast, a number It appears that Mrs. Mulligan- signs bristled by wood stakes, bond between participants under that was significantly down from the 1,786 ballots counted in the 2004 Dague considered her letter to the they appeared more grassroots, as one unifying umbrella: hatred for election. And the 2004 turnout accounted for only 14 percent of the Missoulian (April 2, 2006) so it were; they captured the spirit of President Bush. UM student body. good it had to be submitted to the protest. The anti-war crowd, with It is all muddle. The real pro- It’s easy to sit here and bitch about ASUM passing a seemingly Kaimin. The Jeanette Rankin their high-end speakers, glossy — moters of human rights, the real pointless resolution to congratulate the basketball team, but if only 14 Peace Center Executive Director petro-based! — flyers that littered activists, in the world today are percent of us are actually trying to let our voices be heard, the other 86 praised “UM protesters,” and gave the walls of campus, were laugh- those in the field, and those who percent have right to talk. a fanciful account of the March 20 able, not laudable. They had no finance them. To mention a few: Like the ones for the big boys on Capitol Hill, the ASUM elections event. hand in making “a more peaceful Doctors Without Borders, doing are filled with empty promises and catchy campaign slogans. Anyone who attended must world.” They simply confused brave work in Sudan and Chad; Do the research. Don’t vote for your Facebook friend, who you only have recognized that the “walk- protest with activism; perhaps, it the American military, attempting know as the kid with crazy hair that you had Econ 101 with last semes- out” was a failure. Out of more made them feel better, thinking the most commendable of activi- ter. Don’t waste a vote because you remember that some candidate’s than 13,000 students, maybe 200 they were “getting involved,” that ties in some of the world’s most signs say that he or she stands for integrity. Please don’t vote for a can- attended. In addition to the failure is. barbaric regions; the Red Cross, didate solely because he or she is running as a Progressive or as a to garner strong support, profes- Though the intention to do good caring for those without; and the member of the Student Liberation Party. sors and students failed to find may have been there, there was no Peace Corps, upstarting sustain- Question your prospective leaders, attend a public forum, read the anyone to speak with “thoughtful- observable result. What the able communities worldwide. candidate profiles in the Kaimin and mark your ballot based on what ness,” as Mrs. Mulligan claims. protest succeeded at was bringing These people and their supporters the candidate really stands for, not for who the candidate is. No one had anything stimulating together people who disagree with give real hope, not the delusion of or fresh to say, rather, everything the war in Iraq on very different it; their effect is observable. — Danny Davis, sports editor banal and insufficient. grounds, in turn, failed to address Erik Hurd It was the College Republicans the grounds on which they differ, liberal studies who stole the show. With their provided rhetorical arguments for

USA parties hard like Britain LAMBDA will persevere ‘Chalk message’ hit mark about history that seem obvious to the social displacement we cause As a Londoner who has resided To the individual’s responsible On Wednesday, Ryan Nalty me, and I’m no history major, by exploiting third-world coun- in Missoula for the past four for the taking of the rainbow flags talked about his adverse reaction either. What Hitler did is no tries for our own greedy comforts. years, I feel the need to patrioti- around the Oval celebrating this to a sidewalk chalk message that longer seen as logical, right, or We don’t know what the history cally stand up for my nation and year’s pride week: I salute you, was written to raise awareness and normal but, in the Third Reich’s books will say about us in the respond to Alex Sakariasson’s for you have shown what it is to to make UM students think. The early years, it was. The chalk mes- future, but we can compare our “Euro ski trip no fun for anyone.” be homophobic. However, one act messages related the similarities sages were created to draw our country’s current actions to histor- I have experienced journeys very of violence will not shut us down, of President Bush and his admin- attention to acts by our country ical actions. With all the people similar to his, and agree that they it makes us stronger because we istration to Hitler and the Third that, in the future, could be con- Bush’s actions have negatively are as wild and alcoholic as WILL unite, and no matter what Reich. Mark disagreed with these sidered just as virulent as the affected, or even killed, it’s not a Sakariasson proposed. However, you do, we will stand up and be connections, and asked students, Third Reich. Ryan said “we’re big reach for someone to compare lets not give Britain a bad name. I counted. For one week a year, you “. . .when you feel the urge to not killing millions for our own him to Hitler. Maybe we need have also been on shocking bus have to acknowledge that share your views with outdoor sick, twisted view of the world.” more chalk messages like this to trips with UM’s Jesters Rugby gays/lesbians exist, and that their writing material, use some logic Well, maybe we’re not making make us think. Maybe I’ll buy Team, lived in houses trashed by are gays/lesbians on this campus. and historical fact . . . don’t be camps or killing millions, but our stock in sidewalk chalk, too. the almost nightly student parties, Oh my gosh, quick, lock up your ridiculous.” The problem is that country’s worldview, whether it is and observed things at the sons and daughters. So to those Ryan didn’t extend much logic or sick or twisted, negatively affects Anna Holden, grad student Foresters Ball that should not be with hate in your hearts, no one is any historical facts to the mes- many people in the world. Just environmental studies repeated in any newspaper (you trying to convert you. LAMBDA sages—he missed two key details look at the war in Iraq, or simply all know what I am referring to represents all who are coming out, anyway!) will come out or simply supports The Kaimin accepts letters to the editor and guest columns. My point is that my fellow Brits the rights of those who happen to may live on the wild side at times, be a little different. So despite this but we are in no way worse than minor setback we continue to cel- Letters should be 300 words or fewer, Americans. I am sure that ebrate the diversity of this campus Sakariasson found the skiing in despite such acts of adversity. and columns should be about 700 words. the French Alps to be well worth enduring the bus journey, but just Suzanne Smith, senior Please e-mail both to [email protected], forgot to mention this in his arti- psychology cle! Outreach Director, LAMBDA or drop them off in Journalism 107. Rebecca Harris, senior Alliance geography and philosophy

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M o n t a n a K a i m i n Fun & Games Wednesday, April 12, 2006 3 Accuracy Corrections: Watch

°An April 5 Kaimin editorial incorrectly identified Pike Place Market in Seattle as Pike’s Market. °Caroline McCarty’s name was misspelled in an April 7 Kaimin arti- cle. Also, the Kaimin was incorrect in calling McCarty a member of the University Choir, as she no longer is. °An April 7 Kaimin article incorrectly quoted ASUM vice presiden- tial candidate Caroline McCarty as supporting the expansion of the pharmacology program. The program is called UM Farm to College and is operated by Dining Services. °The Wilma Theater is no longer showing “Brokeback Mountain.” °ASUM primary elections are held Wednesday, April 12 from mid- night to midnight. °Preston Blakeley’s name was misspelled in an April 11 Kaimin arti- cle. The Montana Kaimin is committed to accuracy in its reports. If you think the Kaimin has committed an error of fact, please call us at 243-2394 or e-mail [email protected] and let us know. If we find a factual error we will correct it.

M o n t a n a K a i m i n 4 Wednesday, April 12, 2006 News Asbestos testing review underway in Science Complex

SEAN BRESLIN University of Montana meeting with several of the build- the air and do not distinguish vinced yet, and expressed con- MONTANA KAIMIN Department of Environmental ing’s occupants to discuss their between asbestos fibers and other cerns about the review. Health. He said he expects a final concerns. fibers, Prezant said. Prezant is “I don’t know how much time report within the next few weeks. “I’ve been trying to answer the looking at other testing methods to he spent in the building. It doesn’t Unanswered questions still “They’re just digesting the questions that were brought up at see if those methods yield differ- look like a lot,” Langner said. linger this week as the independ- material at this point,” Corti said. the meeting,” Prezant said ent results. Langner also said that although ent review of air testing methods In February, 20 occupants of the Tuesday. Although Prezant has not for- Prezant said he wanted input from in the Clapp Science Complex Science Complex sent a letter to Prezant said many of the tests mally concluded his review, he the occupants of the building, he continues. the UM administration requesting revealed numbers of fibers below said he doesn’t see evidence of has had little contact with Prezant Brad Prezant, an industrial an independent review of the air- the maximum level of exposure any undue risk for the occupants. since their meeting last week. hygienist with Prezant testing methods used in the build- that the Occupational Safety and “I would work in the building “We’ll have to wait and see Enterprises, has been going over ing to determine the level of Health Administration deemed too personally without great concern,” what the report looks like,” existing air samples and looking at asbestos in the air. UM hired dangerous for a workplace. Prezant said. Langner said. upcoming air-testing methods, Prezant to conduct the investiga- The testing methods used in the But Heiko Langner of the geol- said Dan Corti, director of the tion. On April 3, Prezant held a building count all of the fibers in ogy department isn’t entirely con- Hittin’ the Sack The Montana Kaimin: Goes great with coffee.

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A UM student takes advantage of the recent good weather by taking a nap on the Oval Tuesday afternoon. As the weather continues to warm up, the Oval will again see its fair share of slackliners, Frisbee players and, yes, nappers.

M o n t a n a K a i m i n News Wednesday, April 12, 2006 5 Forensics team to bring debates out into the open

BRENNA MOORE nership teams invited to debate at MONTANA KAIMIN the NPTE. It was the first time the UM debate team qualified a team for The competitive season for the the Tournament of Excellence, University of Montana’s debate Zollar said. team has come to an end. Reynolds and Zollar ended up After select students’ appear- in 12th place out of the 48 quali- ances at the National fied teams competing. Parliamentary Tournament of At the NPDA Championship, Excellence at the University of there are eight preliminary rounds, Oregon and at the National in which every team gets to com- Parliamentary Debate Association pete. How a team performs in the Championships at Oregon State preliminary rounds determines University in March, UM’s foren- whether the team moves on to sic debate team is finished with what are called an elimination competition this year. It is now rounds, Zollar said. Reynolds and working on community service Zollar made it to the second elim- projects. ination round, when only 64 teams The debate team is having a out about 350 were left. After public debate about the legaliza- Zollar and Reynolds were cut, 32 tion of marijuana on April 20 from teams remained in the champi- noon to 1 p.m. on the Oval. The onship. team is also hosting the annual “They should have made it Aber Day debates on Friday, April much farther in the tournament 21. The debate tournament is free than they did,” said freshman phi- and is for anyone and no debate losophy major and debater Alec experience is needed. The debate Baker. “The decision (to eliminate Ashley McKee/Montana Kaimin Six students from the University of Montana forensics team went to the Oregon State University to compete in two national debate competitions last week- team will judge the event. the team) was really bogus,” he end. The team will be holding public debates April 21 and 22. “It’s a good experience for stu- said. dents that are curious about debate Zollar and Reynolds also com- and would like to get a feel for it,” peted in an individual speaking winning record and to advance freshmen) on the team are where their round. The students have said Sam Trammell, a senior busi- competition against 700 other into the next round, he said. we want people to be by their exit- only 20 minutes to prepare, with ness administration major and a debaters. Zollar placed 13th out of “I definitely got a lot out of it. I ing years as opposed to their topics that can focus on anything debater. 700 and Reynolds placed 25th, think it’s a great community of entrance years,” Trammell said. from domestic and international UM’s forensic debate team Zollar said. people and certainly a powerful The debate tournaments issues to philosophy and legal obviously has a superior under- Svein Newman, a freshman in tournament to be at just because it focused on the parliamentary issues, Zollar said. standing for parliamentary debate, political science, and Trammell is the nationals,” said Newman. aspect of debate, which differs “It’s not under everyday cir- as shown by the team’s perform- made up the second UM debate The third team consisted of from policy debate, said Alan cumstances you get to discuss ances in the two tournaments held team that competed at the NPDA Baker and Stephanie Swigart, a Sillars, chair of the something like light water nuclear in March. Championship. junior in communication studies. Communication Studies reactors, which is one thing debate Jessica Reynolds, a senior in Trammell and Newman won Baker and Swigart won two Department and also the debaters’ offers ... and I would say that political science and Russian, and four debates and lost four debates debates and lost six debates in pre- professor. (debate) is the true meaning of Blake Zollar, a senior in political in the preliminary rounds, narrow- liminary rounds. Parliamentary debate is a form academic discussion,” Trammel science, made up the first debate ly missing the elimination rounds “I think the debate team next of impromptu debate, meaning the said. team. They were ranked 13th by one loss, Trammell said. They year will be a lot better off ... just teams don’t know what topic among the top 48 two-person part- needed one more win to obtain a in preparing for nationals, (the they’re going to be debating until

M o n t a n a K a i m i n 6 Wednesday, April 12, 2006 News

family closure. But that closure ANDERSON impoverished people of this didn’t come easily. world, his close friend embraced “There’s no winners here Continued from Page 1 them. today,” he said. “We’ve lost our “She believed in people’s digni- son, and Sonny’s life will never be “She said that of all the hun- ty,” Cohea said. “She didn’t think the same.” dreds of books she’d read, no one she was better than this woman. Though it wasn’t easy for Rich had quite figured out the world as “I’d just like to say that I love Robinson to forgive Martin, he it is,” Greg said. her,” Cohea added, “and we miss eventually did. Anderson spent five months in her.” “I finally came to the realization Sarajevo, Bosnia in a diplomatic Despite heading off to poor that he didn’t kill these boys on internship where she helped coor- Latin American countries and purpose,” he said. “When I for- dinate charities like the Red war-torn regions like Bosnia, gave him, it’s like a weight was Cross, who are helping to rebuild Anderson’s family never worried lifted off.” the country after NATO removed that she might be harmed or never The Robinsons hope some good its forces. return. can still come out of this tragedy. She also studied in Spain and “She was a girl who could take Ashley McKee/Montana Kaimin Perhaps, they said, it will prevent Mexico, traveled twice to main- care of herself,” Greg said. Family and friends comfort Kenneth Martin as he is escorted out of the Missoula County Courthouse others from driving under the land Europe, and took two other Anderson’s close friends say Tuesday. About 30 people attended Martin’s sentencing. influence. They would give some- trips to Great Britain and Ireland. that her self-confidence, intelli- body a ride home themselves, In the past few months, gence and compassion exceeded chance to honor Seth and Trent’s anytime of day or night, Jan Anderson was looking into gradu- her peers and classmates. SENTENCE memory.” Robinson said. ate schools to obtain an advanced Matthew Zoeller, who graduat- Continued from Page 1 The family was able to forgive “I am hoping and praying other degree in international relations ed from UM in 2004 with degrees Martin because of the obvious young people’s lives will be saved and was in the process of applying in Spanish and Education, remem- “I’ll be forever grateful to the depth of his remorse, and because through this ordeal,” Jan to the Peace Corps. She also had bered during his senior year at families of Seth and Trent,” said it’s what her son would have Robinson said. “Just please, plans to make a journey to Asia. UM he found out that another Amber Lamb, Martin’s sister. wanted, she said. please, don’t drink and drive.” Of all the regions she set foot in, friend had testicular cancer. Jan Robinson, Trent Robinson’s “I never saw Trent hold a There was one more important though, her heart would always “I literally had not cried for nine mother, believes Judge Harkin grudge against anyone,” Jan lesson yesterday, Jan Robinson belong first to Latin America. years prior to that event, and once made the right decision. Robinson said. said. “When she found Latin I started crying I was making up “He’ll get a second chance at Trent Robinson’s father, Rich “Mercy is better than justice.” America it hit a special nerve in for the previous nine years,” life,” she said of Martin. “A Robinson, said the day gave the her,” Haber said. “She felt at Zoeller said in an e-mail. home there and comfortable.” “Christina held me, a 22-year-old Anderson was dedicated to man, all night long as I cried like solving issues involving poverty, a 2-year-old baby. inequality and repression and was “That night was perhaps the excited about organizations that start of what would turn into an are working to ease that suffering, inescapable unconditional love for Haber said. each other that would continue on The professor nominated her for to the day of her death,” Zoeller the Outstanding Senior program said. and said that her final project on Another of Anderson’s good the United Nation’s Millennium friends, Dan Schermele, who also Development goals, which she graduated from UM in 2004, said presented before 250 people, was that Anderson was able to put peo- one of the best if not the best pres- ple at ease by just being near entation he has seen from an them. undergraduate. “I think within our friendship-

www.montanakaimin.com Greg said his sister has been a circle everyone possessed at least great influence on his life, and that three out of four of these quali- the minute he got into high school ties,” Schermele said in an e-mail. he started studying Spanish, and is “Love for music, love for politics currently majoring in the lan- (or at least arguing), love for stay- guage, because of her adamant joy ing out all night and just love. in all things Latin American. Christina definitely possessed all Greg said the primary reason four.” behind Anderson’s world adven- During her time at UM, tures lay in her unrelenting desire Anderson’s roommate Sarah to help people, especially those walked into their room one day to living in developing nations. find a single piece of white paper Cyrus Cohea, who grew up with lying on the table. Anderson in Helena and lived Two stick figures were drawn

you dig it? with her for a number of years in on the paper: one with short dark Missoula, recalled a time when he hair to represent Sarah and one was with her in Mexico City and with long dark hair that was they ran into a poor woman asking Anderson. A single line of scrip- for money. The two talked with ture was written above the two the woman for a long while and figures. ate bread and avocados with her. “A true friend is the greatest Cohea said that while many treasure and cannot be replaced at people might be afraid or shy to any price. Love, Teens.” come into contact with the greatly Can

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M o n t a n a K a i m i n News Wednesday, April 12, 2006 7

Smackin’ Some Balls Around

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Junior Adam Nelson plays volley- ball with friends in the sand courts outside of Aber Hall Tuesday afternoon. The recent letup of rainy weather brought many UM students outside to enjoy the bit of sun that graced Missoula. Gas prices surge as summer approaches ASSOCIATED PRESS April-September driving period. than last year, a bigger hit,” said summer driving — a view mir- Refiners have been shifting But prices around the country Goodall, who added that when it rored by AAA, formerly the away from the additive MTBE — WASHINGTON (AP) — already are above that. comes to personal driving he’s American Automobile which causes drinking water con- Gasoline prices are surging again “Look, it’s $41 to fill it up,” scaling back — no more Saturday Association, which also predicts a tamination — resulting in a with summer on the horizon, complained Lorenzo Rivera, 26, a day trips. busy summer travel season. greater demand for corn-based pushing or even passing $3 a gal- restaurant manager, as he pumped Guy Caruso, head of the Energy In fact, motorists are expected ethanol. That’s pushing up prices lon in some places. mid-level gas Tuesday at $3.05 a Department’s statistical agency, to use 1.5 percent more gasoline “a few pennies,” Caruso said. Drivers aren’t expected to ease gallon at a Chevron station near said prices at the pump, which than last summer. The refiners have said they will off on their mileage, sending the Watergate complex in averaged $2.68 a gallon last week Said Geoff Sundstrom, a stop using MTBE on May 5 when demand higher than last year. But Northwest Washington. Across the nationwide, are likely to increase spokesman for AAA, “Although the federal requirement for a they are grumbling. street at an ExxonMobil station, 10 to 15 cents a gallon in the com- the price of gasoline is very high, clean-air oxygenate is lifted as The Energy Department says it regular grade was going for $3.09 ing weeks, peak in May and drop the fact is the economy still seems part of an energy law enacted last expects the price of regular to — and there weren’t many cus- off in late summer. He said the to be growing. We’re adding jobs, summer. average $2.62 a gallon, 25 cents tomers. national average can mask local so we would expect we would see “It will be a challenge to meet more than last summer, over the Ervin Goodall, 56, a profession- price spikes. a relatively strong summer travel the demand for ethanol, although al driver pumping supreme grade “We assume normal weather,” season.” production is ramping up,” said into his large sedan, was paying added Caruso, head of the Energy Gas prices last week were 40 Caruso. The ethanol industry has $3.29 a gallon. “It’s lot higher Information Administration. If a percent higher than the same week said it will produce enough. hurricane or a refinery outage a year ago and are likely rise fur- Unknown is how high prices causes supply problems, or if ther as higher crude oil and whole- might go if the Gulf Coast is hit by crude oil takes a major jump, sale gasoline costs move through another major hurricane this sum- prices will be higher yet. the system, said Caruso. mer or if there is some other sig- Crude oil climbed above $69 a Supplies are expected to be ade- nificant supply disruption. barrel Tuesday to the highest level quate, barring a major disruption, Gasoline soared to a national this year before easing back some- although some regions, especially average of $3.07 a gallon — and what. Wholesale gasoline for the East Coast, may have to rely considerably higher in some areas delivery in May was a shade over more on gasoline imports, the — after Hurricane Katrina wiped $2 a gallon, 29 percent higher than Energy Department says. Crude out production in the Gulf of a year ago. oil is expected to remain high, Mexico and shut down major But Caruso said motorists are averaging $65 a barrel for the refineries last year. not expected to cut back on their year, it says.

M o n t a n a K a i m i n 8 Wednesday, April 12, 2006 News

Knockin’ Balls

Kevin Hoffman/Montana Kaimin

Intramural sports are back along with the nice weather and Riverbowl West has been host to many great softball match-ups. Participants always look to make key plays like Lew Bodman, a UM freshman living in Jesse Hall.

Eminem crony shot dead in Detroit nightclub

ASSOCIATED PRESS Proof’s family members gath- A spot of blood was on the — was shot while driving on a Proof’s Web site was updated ered at a home on Detroit’s north- street in front of the tavern, and Detroit-area highway in Tuesday to include a picture of the DETROIT (AP) — One of west side after hearing the news. police marked shell casings in a December. tattooed rapper with the words Eminem’s closest friends was The street in the neighborhood of parking lot across the street. Riding on Eminem’s stardom, “RIP Proof.” killed early Tuesday in a seedy two-story homes was lined with Patrol officers said the bar is a D12’s debut album, 2001’s By Tuesday night, fans had cre- nightclub along the road made vehicles, and people hugged each frequent source of problems on “Devil’s Night,” sold more than 4 ated an impromptu shrine outside famous by the rap superstar. other on the sidewalk. the city’s east side. Police million copies. Its most recent the club, setting stuffed animals Proof, a member of the rap Police spent the day collecting spokesman James Tate said offi- release was 2004’s “D12 World.” near a telephone pole bearing an group D12, was hit by gunfire at evidence at the small nightclub. cers have taken 18 incident reports Like Eminem’s songs, D12’s oversize memorial card that the CCC club on Eight Mile, the The investigation yielded witness- there since 1996. The latest was a lyrics are humorous but often steadily filled with signatures. dividing line between Detroit and es but no suspects, said police Sgt. vice raid in December in which laced with profanity. “We saw him struggle from day its northern suburbs. Police said Eren Stephens Bell. Like many six tickets were issued, most Proof also made a solo album one. It’s really heartbreaking,” he and another man were shot in small bars, the club had no video involving minors possessing or called “Searching for Jerry said Melvin Anderson, 31, who the head. The other man lived but surveillance system, she said. drinking alcohol. Garcia” that was released last said he attended Osborn High was critically injured. Officers said an argument at the Another member of Eminem’s year. School with the rapper. Officers responding to 911 calls club escalated into gunshots. inner circle — rapper Obie Trice found the bar empty when they arrived, and police said the vic- tims were taken to hospitals by private vehicles. Proof, real name Deshaun Holton, was dead on arrival at St. John Conner Creek, an outpatient treatment facility that used to be a hospital. “It’s kind of a messy affair, and we’re trying to sort it all out,” said police Chief Ella Bully- Cummings. She said detectives don’t know what Proof was doing at the bar, which was operating outside of its licensed hours. Proof, 32, played a bit part in Eminem’s 2002 film that carried the title “8 Mile.” He and Eminem seldom were seen in public with- out each other. Proof was the best man at Eminem’s wedding in January, and they have been close friends since before Eminem became a superstar. The video for the Eminem song “Like Toy Soldiers” shows Eminem pacing a hospital hallway as doctors try to revive Proof, who has been shot. Later, Eminem attends Proof’s funeral as the song’s lyrics lament the escalation in violence between rappers. It was Proof’s idea to form D12 in the mid-1990s, when the mem- bers met at Detroit’s Hip-Hop Montana Shop, a clothing store by day and Kaimin hip-hop club by night. The six- member Detroit-based rap group counts Eminem among its mem- M K bers.

M o n t a n a K a i m i n Wednesday, April 12, 2006 Kaimin Arts 9 The lighter side of unhappiness with the ‘Endgame’ IAN GRAHAM MONTANA KAIMIN

Montana Repertory Missoula is to theatrical drama as the Wilma is to filmic drama. For every “Peter Pan” or Shakespeare piece put on, the Rep has a “Bug.” It’s the edgy younger brother of the Montana Repertory Theater, the brother that’s not afraid to say “fuck” or “goddammit” at the din- ner table, even if Grandma comes to visit. Following the alternative vein it’s been pumping through, Montana Rep Missoula premiered its production of “Endgame” last night. Regarded by many as Irish playwright Samuel Beckett’s best work, it’s a dark, heavy, sardon- ically funny piece about two young men pushing through and trying to make sense of their depressing environment. Noah Tuleja, the director of the play and a professor in the drama department, said he’d been read- ing the play off and on for a few years, waiting for the chance to direct it himself. When Greg Johnson, artistic director for MRM, approached him about doing an Irish play, he jumped at the opportunity. Amanda Determan/Montana Kaimin Tuleja said he loves the ambigu- The Candidatos, Justin Rose ,left, and Kevin Wall last appeared onstage in the play “I’m Sorry & I’m Sorry.” They play the characters Hamm and Clov, respectively, in Samuel Beckett’s “Endgame.” The play is a ity of Beckett’s work. The way post-apocalyptic drama wherein nothing is funnier than unhappiness. Drama professor Noah Tuleja is directing the play, which runs tonight through April 22. Beckett writes leaves the meaning of the play open to interpretation. be funny, though sometimes the Wall and his Candidato cohort, “Beckett took a lot of compo- depth of the story. What one audience member humor is simply a pinpoint of light Justin Rose, took on the characters nents from vaudeville … we were “Anybody who wants to be gleans from the show may be at the end of a desolate tunnel. of Hamm (Rose, bound to a able to milk that and use it to challenged by theater, who wants completely different from the per- For example, two of the four wheelchair) and Clov (Wall, match ourselves,” he said. “We to discuss the play afterward, this son next to them. Tuleja offered main characters are seen only Hamm’s servant who’s unable to wanted to stay close to our aes- is the play to see,” he said. “You no further explanation. from the neck up, as they both live sit). thetic, but maybe try a different don’t have to be an intellectual, “Beckett didn’t answer ques- in trashcans. The other two have Tuleja said they give a perfect side of it.” but if you want fluff, this might tions concerning what his play is their own problems: one is unable vitality to the unusual duo, stuck Generally, dark comedies are not be the piece for you.” about, or what it meant. So neither to sit down; the other is confined in the dreary single-room set look- reserved only for the twisted, “Endgame,” by Samuel will I,” Tuleja said. “You’re given to a wheelchair. None of these sit- ing out through windows at the those who can look at something Beckett, will be showing nightly all of these opportunities, and you uations are laughing matters, but wasteland of a world surrounding awful and say, “Hey, that’s kind of through Saturday, April 22. Shows have to play within those.” at the same time, they are. them. funny.” But Tuleja says his ver- are at 7:30 p.m. in Schreiber Gym “Endgame” itself is a dark com- To play the leads, Tuleja and Wall said the Candidatos’ idiom sion of the play is universally North. edy, set in a dreary, post-apocalyp- Johnson recruited local thespians fits well with the play’s off-the- appealing. He said his production, Tickets are $8 for students and tic world. Some of the humor The Candidatos. wall, pseudo-vaudevillian style. thanks in no small part to the $10 for general admission. comes from the absurdity of the After seeing their play, “I’m But because of the physical limita- Candidatos’ performance, is much situation the characters are in, Sorry & I’m Sorry,” they had tions of the characters, the more humorous than other pro- most comes from dialogue. Not found the perfect pair to portray Candidatos were unable to stay ductions. much interpretation or extrapola- Beckett’s characters, said Kevin within their highly physical, slap- However, the humor doesn’t tion is needed for the characters to Wall, half of the Candidatos. stick brand of humor. overshadow the complexity and Fiction writer brings tales to UM this week DYLAN LASLOVICH known as an edgy and experimen- Stay-Fresh boxes, and staying out Brown Room, located in Turner MONTANA KAIMIN tal writer.” of the way.” Hall. His short fiction work has been Next up for Shepard is another Author Jim Shepard has done a has been included in publications collection of stories titled “Like lot: He has authored six books, has such as The Atlantic Monthly, You’d Understand Anyway” as been published in various maga- Esquire, Playboy, Harper’s and well as a collection of his film zines and is a faculty member at The New Yorker among others. essays, “Heroes in Disguise,” Williams College. After this week, He lists his main fields of interest which are both scheduled for he can add a visit to Montana as a as fiction and film. release in 2007. speaker to the list. At Williams College, he even Shepard’s “Craft Talk” begins at Shepard comes to Missoula this teaches a course about Martin 2 p.m. on Thursday in room 305 in week from Williamstown, Mass., Scorsese. the Liberal Arts Building and is where he teaches at Williams Shepard’s most recent pub- open to the public. He will also be College in the Warren Wilson lished material, “Love and giving a reading from a collection MFA program. During Shepard’s Hydrogen,” has been applauded of his short stories this Friday, brief stay in Missoula, he will be by critics for using a plethora of April 14 at 8 p.m. in the Dell giving talks aimed at English stu- viewpoints throughout the collec- dents and aspiring writers tion of stories. The 2004 release Thursday and Friday. was a compilation of 22 stories “I guess I’m hoping that (the with odd premises, including one students) feel like they’ve learned story about two gay engineers on something useful, whatever it the Hindenburg. turns out to be,” Shepard said. The following passage is taken “And that they’ll come away even from a character in the first story more excited about the possibili- in his latest book and exhibits ties in their own writing.” Shepard’s knack for depth and Shepard was asked to speak on humor in his writing. campus for a variety of reasons. “I’ve been a problem baby, a “Many students here have read lousy son, a distant brother, an off- and enjoyed his work,” said Kate putting neighbor, a piss-poor stu- Gadbow, a UM adjunct professor dent, a worrisome seatmate, an and director of the creative writing unreliable employee, a bewilder- program. “He was actually a final- ing lover, a frustrating confidante ist for the Iowa program this year, and a crappy husband. Among the which is a big deal. He’s also well things I do pretty well at this point I’d have to list darts, re-closing

M o n t a n a K a i m i n 10 Kaimin Sports Wednesday, April 12, 2006 Duke scandal ‘not going away’ despite negative DNA tests

TIM WHITMIRE March 13 party, which according said were blaming the alleged vic- with the Duke case cautioned that conviction but said Nifong would ASSOCIATED PRESS to court records was attended only tim. the DNA results could make pros- have a lot to overcome without it. by lacrosse players. The woman "The press has disrespected this ecution difficult, but not impossi- "In this day and age, it's the DURHAM, N.C. (AP) - said her attackers were white, and young lady," he said. "You have ble. 'CSI' effect," he said, referring to Durham County's chief prosecutor DNA samples were taken from minimalized (her) to a stripper and "There's an old saying that the the popular "CSI: Crime Scene said Tuesday he will not abandon every white member of the team. an exotic dancer. You don't identi- absence of evidence is not neces- Investigation" series on TV. "If his investigation into the alleged Nifong hinted Tuesday that fy her as a mother. You don't iden- sarily evidence of absence," said you don't find the evidence, then rape and beating of an exotic prosecutors had other evidence tify her as a student. You don't Peter Neufeld, co-founder and co- maybe it's not the guy. In 'CSI,' dancer at a party thrown by mem- and were waiting on the results of identify her as a woman." director of the Innocence Project, they always find the evidence." bers of Duke University's lacrosse additional DNA tests. It wasn't The 27-year-old woman has a nonprofit legal clinic. Defense attorney Bill Thomas team. immediately clear what those tests told police that she and another A doctor and forensic sexual said authorities found none of the "A lot has been said in the press, involved. woman were hired to dance at the assault nurse examined the alleged victim's DNA in the bath- particularly by some attorneys Nifong has also said he doesn't party and that three men there woman and found evidence con- room where she told police she yesterday, that this case should go necessarily need DNA evidence to dragged her into a bathroom, sistent with a rape having was attacked. away," District Attorney Mike prosecute. He was calmly defiant choked her, raped her and sodom- occurred, police documents show. "Our experts tell us that being Nifong told a community forum. at Tuesday's forum, attended by ized her. The allegations led to Nifong said Tuesday that in 75 gang-raped by three men would "My presence here means that this about 700 people on the campus days of protests on and off the to 80 percent of all sexual assault leave DNA material to be exam- case is not going away." of North Carolina Central Duke campus. cases, there is no DNA evidence. ined," Thomas said. On Monday, attorneys repre- University, the historically black Robert Archer, whose son Breck "DNA results can often be help- Goldman said the failure to find senting members of the lacrosse university a few miles from Duke is a junior on the lacrosse team, ful, but you know, I've been doing any matching DNA evidence, is team said DNA from the 46 play- where the alleged victim is a stu- said that while it is Nifong's pre- this a long time, and for most of "not the end of the case, but it's ers tested did not match evidence dent. rogative to pursue the case if he so the years I've been doing this we kind of damning to the prosecu- collected from the woman. "The fact is that this case is pro- chooses, it would be a waste of didn't have DNA," he said. "We tion case." "No DNA from any young man ceeding the way a case should time. had to deal with sexual assault "Isn't the absence of DNA evi- tested was found anywhere on or proceed," Nifong said to applause "I know the kids on the team, cases the good old fashioned way. dence, given the way the victim about this woman," defense attor- from the crowd. and I know they're innocent. We Witnesses got on the stand and has described the crime, in and of ney Wade Smith said. Shawn Cunningham, a student knew it from the start," Archer told what happened to them." itself almost enough to raise a rea- No charges have been filed in at N.C. Central, told Nifong and said by phone from his home in Loyola Law School professor sonable doubt?" Goldman asked. the case, but Nifong has said he Durham Mayor Bill Bell that he East Quogue, N.Y. Stan Goldman agreed that DNA "That's all the defense has to do." believes a crime occurred at the was angry with people who he Court experts not connected evidence is not necessary to win a Winfield, Ventura headline inaugural class for college baseball HOF

(AP) - Dave Winfield dominat- is also among the nominees. He average of .428 at Oklahoma coached nearly 60 future big lea- (Columbia), Christy Mathewson ed from the mound, Pete led Minnesota to Omaha in 1977, State. guers, including Mark McGwire, (Bucknell), Joe Sewell (Alabama) Incaviglia became the home run and finished his college career as Other nominated players Randy Johnson, Tom Seaver, and George Sisler (Michigan). king and Robin Ventura went on a the school's career leader in include: Derek Tatsuno (Hawaii), Dave Kingman, Fred Lynn and The College Baseball 58-game hitting streak. numerous offensive categories. Phil Stephenson (Wichita State), Roy Smalley. Foundation is a charitable educa- That was back when they were Incaviglia was one of college Joe Carter (Wichita State); Will Texas' Cliff Gustafson guided tional organization dedicated to still wearing their school colors, baseball's most feared sluggers, Clark (Mississippi State); Bob the Longhorns to College World promoting and preserving the his- before they became major league setting the career marks for Horner (Arizona State); Brooks Series titles in 1975 and 1983, and tory of the game. It also sponsors stars. homers with 100 in just three Kieschnick (Texas); Barry Larkin surpassed Dedeaux as the win- the Brooks Wallace player of the Now, there will be a College years at Oklahoma State. His 1985 (Michigan); Fred Lynn (Southern ningest coach in Division I history year award, given annually to the Baseball Hall of Fame to honor season is the most impressive California); Keith Moreland by the time he retired in 1996. He country's top college player. them, with the announcement set offensive performance in college (Texas); and John Olerud now ranks fifth. "For too long, the publicity of for Wednesday. history, with 48 home runs, 143 (Washington State). The voting committee will also the sport has come in a two-week Winfield, Incaviglia and RBIs, 285 total bases and a 1.140 The late Rod Dedeaux leads the select two pre-1947 players or window (during the College Ventura are among 46 nominees slugging percentage, all remain as list of nominated coaches. He won coaches later this year from a list World Series)," Askins said. "And for the hall's inaugural class. The single-season Division I records. a record 11 national titles, includ- that includes Frankie Frisch now, we're trying to put it in the finalists will be announced April Ventura gained national recog- ing five in a row from 1970-74, (Fordham), Lou Gehrig center stage year round." 26, followed by an induction cere- nition in 1987 with his 58-game with Southern California, and mony July 4 in Lubbock, Texas. hitting streak, still a Division I retired in 1986 as the winningest "Just like Canton and record, and had a career batting coach in Division I history. He Cooperstown, sports fans around the nation will begin to turn their attention to Lubbock every sum- mer," said John Askins, chairman and CEO of the College Baseball Foundation, which established the hall. "Different groups have talked about a college baseball hall of fame, but we decided to do some- thing about it," he said. The hall of fame museum will be part of a new baseball stadium complex, which will be built on the campus of Texas Tech and is scheduled to open before the 2008 season. The 22 former players, 12 for- mer coaches and 12 pre-1947 vet- erans will be voted on strictly because of their college achieve- ments. The list will be pared down through two rounds of voting by an 80-member committee consist- ing of current and retired head coaches, former players, NCAA commissioners, sports informa- tion directors and media. Winfield, a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame, led the University of Minnesota as a pitcher and outfielder, and was chosen the Most Outstanding Player of the 1973 College World Series. Known more for his slugging and strong outfield arm in the majors, Winfield was 19-4 with a 2.24 ERA and 229 strikeouts in 169 innings in his three-year career with the Gophers. Paul Molitor, a fellow Baseball Hall of Famer and former Gopher,

M o n t a n a K a i m i n Wednesday, April 12, 2006 Kaimin Sports 11 Saving a maiden in distress or Coach K? It’s up to you

E. Go to options “S” or “Z” barely missing sideswiping a blue The 19th hole I reached the front steps of Toyota that whizzed by. During V. by Danny Davis Jeannette Rankin Hall and found it I. the cab ride, Gus the driver and I With a showcase consisting of a unusually quiet. I went inside and With a showcase consisting of a chatted about everything from boat, a fabulous dinette set and a found the gorgeous captive girl boat, a fabulous dinette set and a Barry Bonds to the return of the trip to New York City, Coach K bound to a chair with no one trip to New York City, I bet NHL. bet $14,145 while I guessed standing nearby. I assumed that $14,145 while Coach K guessed Although Gus and I were hav- $946,000, which was an overesti- the hippies had taken off in an $946,000, which was an overesti- ing a great conversation, it was mation to say the least. Needless effort to avoid a curb-stomping mation to say the least. Needless soon abruptly ended when … to say, Coach K won the show- from me but as I untied the girl, I to say, I won the showcase, and as Go to option “C” or “O” case. Even though I lost I realized decided to nonetheless ask her I listened to Bob plead with the as I listened to Bob plead with the Are you bummed out over the where all the hippies had gone. public to neuter their cats, I real- O. public to neuter their cats, that I rumors connecting University of The girl explained that most of ized that I had saved the day for Gus lost control of his cab and had still saved the day for Griz Montana head coach Larry her captors had gone out to protest Griz Nation and won a fabulous flipped it over the Clark Ford Nation. It was a good day. Krystkowiak with the head coach- the Iraqi War and Wal-Mart and prize package. It was a good day. Bridge and into the chilly waters The End ing job at Pepperdine University? those who had stayed behind The End below. Have you ever wondered what dashed out of Jeannette Rankin A little bit of a bizarre way to W. you would do with $500,000 in Hall when they heard about a sale J. finish this story? Well, that’s what Bank. one-dollar bills? Is that new on Birkenstocks at the mall. “Morris,” the man replied. you get for picking the letter “O”. The End Shakira song stuck in your head? “A logical happening,” I sur- I asked him where he had last The End Well, you can do something mised and I lifted the girl into my seen his sister and he replied that X. about it by simply choosing your arms and carried her outside. yesterday he had seen her on the P. Coach K saw my point and own adventure. Go to option “L” or “Z” Oval playing a game of Ultimate If the girl had indeed been kid- decided not to interview for the Frisbee with a rowdy group of napped by a bunch of hippies, she Pepperdine gig. Since we were in A. F. hippies. Morris’ clue was vague, could be in only one place - California, the coach and I decid- Griz Nation was in trouble. After a seemingly short flight to but the girl in the picture was hot Jeannette Rankin Hall. ed to take a road trip down to Los Their beloved Coach K was Malibu, I ran into the man that I and I decided to investigate this Go to options “E” or “H” Angeles and sit in on a showing of rumored to be on his way to a job was hired to hunt down. I lead nonetheless. I meandered “The Price is Right.” interview in Malibu and the only approached Coach K at the bag- around campus for a good four Q. Luck, however, was favoring us person who could save him was gage claim and pleaded with the minutes and nobody wanted to “My name is of no importance,” today and Coach K and I were told me. That’s what I do in my line of Missoula legend to stay home. I talk and none of the Frisbee- he replied slowly. He then gave to “come on down,” and we both work; I save people. reminded him that Pepperdine was chucking hippies were to be me $500,000 in one-dollar bills ended up squaring off in the show- So I did the only thing I could 7-20 last year and that the bulk of found. I thought I had found a and the photograph, then turned case showdown. think of - I took the case, swal- his Griz squad was scheduled to dead end. and walked away. Suddenly, I for- Go to option “I” or “V” lowed down a Pop Tart and head- return next season. Then my cell phone rang. got about the hot chick as quickly ed to the airport. I also reminded Coach K that it Go to option “D” or “U” as I had forgotten about Coach K. Y. Go to option “M,” “B” or “K” costs a lot more to live in I took my 500,000 one-dollar Suddenly I was on the set of the California and that the drivers are K. bills, which were nicely shoved mid-90s hit sitcom “Family B. insane. I had barely stepped out of my into an orange Puma duffle bag, Matters.” I was always breaking Write your own magical ending. Go to option “G” or “X” office, when I was approached by and headed straight to the… things, inventing a plethora of The End a weeping man in a green Go to option “T” or ”W” high-tech gadgets and inventions G. Abercrombie windbreaker. The and in my spare time trying to C. Coach K turned to me and with man begged me for my help rescu- R. seduce the not-as-hot-as-they- We reached the airport and as I a devilish grin said, “But what you ing his sister, who had been kid- The plane ride was turbulent but made-her-seem Laura Winslow. I stepped out of the cab, I saw a don’t know is, I am a crazy driv- napped by a group of ruffians rough skies soon became the least was having a good time but I was huge billboard of Coach K and the er!” Then, it hit me. It was too late from the Eastside. The man of my airborne concerns. As the a bit skeptical that I had not yet Grizzlies and I was quickly for Coach K; there was nothing I showed me a picture of the girl plane was flying somewhere over run in to Urkel. Where was he? reminded of my original mission. could do to save him. Perhaps he and I immediately forgot about Idaho it was sucked into a time Had he permanently turned into I gave Gus $30 and told him to had spent too much time surfing Coach K. I mean Coach K is a warp. the suave Stefan Urkel? But then, keep the change. I walked inside, or listening to Snoop and Dre nice guy, but this girl was gor- Go to options “A” or “Y” a funny thing happened as I lis- bought a ticket, passed through albums, but one thing was clear - geous. I became convinced that tened to my Greatest Polka Hits of security and was on the next flight Coach K now belonged in Malibu. Coach K could make it on his own S. 1982 album … I realized I was out of Missoula. The End in Malibu and I immediately took The damned Dodge Ram ran Urkel. Go to option “F” or “R” the case. out of gas. The hippies, chasing The End H. “What’s your name?” I asked after us on bikes, approached the D. I knew that breaking into my newest client. vehicle, opened the doors, flung Z. “I don’t want to be identified Jeannette Rankin Hall was not Go to option “J” or “Q” us to the ground and served us an We had made it, we were safe. because they’ll kill me, but I’ve going to be easy. So first, I enlist- ultimatum. Either join them in It was beginning to rain in got some hot tips for your case,” ed the help of a few good men and L. their fight against everything or Missoula. Again. As the rain con- the voice said. “Go on,” I said. a gas-guzzling Dodge Ram. It was raining outside. Soon we suffer a very gruesome death. tinued to drizzle, we jumped and The caller said that the missing My crew was no match for the began to get annoyed with the We chose death. promenaded around the Urey girl was having a good time with hippies as they easily knocked rain, so we sneaked into Stocks The End Lecture Hall gleefully celebrating her newfound pals until a time-out them out with their awful guitar and spent the rest of the night dry- our victory. I stared into her eyes, when she pulled out an ice-cold lyrics and high-flying hacky humping on the dance floor with T. held her tightly and we kissed. refreshing Coke to quench her sacks. the rest of the drunk patrons. Moulin Rouge. “Let’s get out of here,” she said thirst. Things looked bleak for me and Oh, and it turned out that the The End and we sped off in a taxicab driv- Good God, I thought. the girl, who I could see bound girl was Latin pop sensation en by a guy named Gus. Somebody drinking a Coke in and gagged at the top of the stair- Shakira. I found out on the dance U. And as I drove off into the sun- front of a bunch of liberals at the well. But then I decided to play floor at Stocks that her hips truly It was my study buddy on the set with my arm around spicy University of Montana!?! my last card and I jumped into the don’t lie. other line, asking me if I wanted to Latin pop sensation Shakira, I saw I knew the girl had only a few Dodge Ram and plowed through The End study for my geology test. I fig- skies of blue and clouds of white. minutes to live, so I sprang into the line of combatants. I grabbed ured that my case had reached a It was a bright blessed day and we action. the girl and threw her into the M. dead end and I really didn’t want headed into a dark sacred night. Go to option “P” or “M” backseat and we sped off. I flagged down a cab. I gave the to fail my geology test, so I spent And I thought to myself, “What If we could make it across the cabdriver the address of my desti- the rest of the night studying. A Wonderful World.” Oval, we would be safe. nation and he slowly pulled away, The End The End

Convicted Alabama booster found dead, foul play suspected Fearless Kaimin WOODY BAIRD appealed his 2005 federal convic- Means was unaware his football Alabama alumnus, claimed to be a Wednesday ASSOCIATED PRESS tion on money laundering and talents were being brokered. friend of legendary Alabama racketeering conspiracy involving Means transferred to the coach Paul "Bear" Bryant and was Predictions MEMPHIS, Tenn. (AP) - A the recruitment of defensive line- University of Memphis, where he the original owner of the Memphis University of Alabama football man Albert Means. finished his college career. Showboats of the USFL in the supporter convicted of bribing a Means' recruitment led to an Young was sentenced in June to early '80s. Chicago Cubs 14 high school coach to get a top NCAA investigation and sanctions six months in prison, plus six A Memphis attorney helping in Cincinatti 1 recruit was found dead in his against Alabama in 2002, costing months' home confinement and a lawsuit stemming from the home, police said Tuesday. the school scholarships and bowl two years' supervised release. NCAA sanctions was attacked in Cleveland 4 Police would not say how appearances. His attorneys had argued his office and left unconscious in Seattle 3 Logan Young, 65, died, but they Former high school coach Lynn against jail time because Young May 2004. Key documents were were investigating it as a homicide Lang, who avoided jail time after needed a kidney transplant and stolen, said Phillip Shanks, the Oakland 6 and had no suspects or motive, pleading guilty to the racketeering could not get proper medical care attorney. No one was ever Minnesota 3 said Sgt. Vince Higgins. The conspiracy, testified that Young in prison. Final briefs in his appeal charged. paid $150,000 to get Means to were to be filed July 14, according -AP Sports Writers Teresa M. Walker in killing appeared to have happened Colorado 7 overnight Monday. sign with Alabama in 2000. to court records. and John Zenor contributed to this report. Arizona 2 Young was free while he The NCAA has said it believed Young, who was not an

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have struggled with cancer, to continue cancer research, state ater system from the American RELAY including those who have passed and national legislative advocacy Cancer Society. Continued from Page 1 away from the disease. and educational and community Those interested in joining or Three cancer survivors will be service programs, Murphy said. forming a team for the Relay for of May 5, the relay will feature speaking about their personal In order to participate, one must Life, or to get more information, games, food and entertainment struggles with cancer throughout be on a team, made up of about can call Murphy at (406) 370- that cater to the Cinco de Mayo the course of the evening. eight to 15 people, Murphy said. 6580, or Corey Campbell of the MMontana theme. Taco pizza, chips and salsa “I didn’t realize until I started Each person in the group has to American Cancer Society at (406) and taquitos will be served for chairing this event how often peo- commit to a $10 registration fee, 542-2191. Kaimin dinner. Students can also look for ple get cancer. Every day I meet which covers his or her T-shirt To start or join a team online, or pinatas, a Macarena dance-off and someone who’s had cancer, every cost. After that, each participant is to sign up as an individual partici- a salsa dance instructor to lead day I meet someone whose par- asked to try and raise $90 more to pant in the event, visit salsa dancing. ents died of cancer, every day I make a total of $100. http://www.acsevents.org/relay/mt The highlight of the featured meet someone who’s been There are incentives for raising /um. entertainment is the Broken Valley touched by cancer in some way,” the most money, Murphy said. Information about the event, the Roadshow, a bluegrass band that Murphy said. The top fundraiser will receive a American Cancer Society and tips will be playing throughout the Murphy is expecting about 300 ticket from Big Sky Airlines to on fundraising can be found on the evening. UM students, faculty and friends anywhere they wish to go, provid- Relay for Life Web site. K Non-theme entertainment to participate in the event and ed it’s one of the airline’s destina- includes a three-legged race, a hopes to register a minimum of 25 tions, Murphy said. potato-sack race, ultimate Frisbee teams and raise at least $25,000. If a participant raises $250, they and poker. So far, total donations reach receive a sweat shirt, and the The main event is the luminaria $10,871. prizes go up from there. ceremony, which is scheduled for All money raised will be used The top prize, for a participant 10:30 p.m. and honors those who by the American Cancer Society who raises $5,000, is a home the-

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