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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27, 1983 VOL XVII, NO. 138 tht: intkpt·ntknt stlllknt nt:w:-papt:r st:rYing notrt: Jamt: and saint mary':- Egyptian President Mubarak ·assents to new Lebanon pact CAIRO. Egypt (AP)- Secretary of Mubarak agreed that Israel's terms this issue," he said. State George P. Shultz received were excessive. Israel has been Asked if he thought it might be Egyptian President Hosmi insisting on leaving behind a small possible to arrange for the Mubarak's full support yesterday for contingent of security forces to withdrawal of Israeli toops during what is expected to be a grueling ef­ protect its northern border and on a the trip, Shultz replied, "It's certain­ fort to get an agreement for the key security role for the Israeli­ ly possible but we will see." withdrawal of Israeli and other backed militia leader Maj. Saad Had­ Mubarak, who said Shultz gave foreign troops from Lebanon. dad. him a letter from President Reagan The effort begins in earnest today With Mubarak at his side, the concerning Middle East problems, when Shultz goes to Israel for a secretary said they discussed the ur­ said he hoped the secretary's trip to meeting with Prime Minister Menac­ gent need for a withdrawal agree­ the region would conclude with hem Begin, who has set conditions ment that "honors the necessity of a "something beneficial to the whole for a troop withdrawal that Lebanon sovereign Lebanon able to rule it­ region." is unwilling to meet. self" He said there must be a complete After a 3 1/2-hour ·meeting with ''The views of the president of withdrawal of all foreign forces from Mubarak, Shultz gave reporters the Egvpt and the views of the president Lebanon. clear imnre~~ion that he and of the United States are identical on Mubarak also said Egypt considers Reagan's faltering Middle East peace initiative a "golden oppurtunity" for peace. He uged the Palestinians to Tylenol exec promotes meet its tenns by "declaring a linkage with jordan" that will make possible peace negotiations with Is­ 'right' business ethics rael. The plan, rejected by Israel and By BOB VONDERHEIDE much praise for the way it handled the Palestine Liberation Organiza­ News Editor the Tylenol cyanide tragedy. The tion, calls for self-government for Washington Post said in an editorial the 1.3 million Palestinians in the Negotiator Dave Rimche reads papers Monday morning at start The leading executive of Tylenol that the co'inpany had set a "new Israeli-occupied West Bank and of J]rd round of troop withdrawal talks as aide looks on. was walking down South Quad yes­ standard" for corporate response to Gaza Strip and the association of the American, Israeli and Lebanese negotiators met in Rhalde, located terday as he used to do 27 years ago such tragedies, and that the anti­ territories with jordan. south ofBeirut for continued talks. when he was a Notre Dame senior. corporate movement will have It seemed like the first time in six much trouble "putting horns atop months he wasn't running. Johnson &Johnson." David Collins, chairman of the Colli,ns, speaking earlier at a Johnson & Johnson subsidiary Marketing Club lecture, said that at House cuts Salvadoran military aid McNeill Products, became the chief no time did anyone at J&J suggest organizer of the massive marketing scrapping the Tylenol label and footrace to save Tylenol when an un­ reintroducing the product under a WASHINGTON(AP) - President waging a covert campaign against four U.S. churchwomen in El Sal­ known killer brought the health care new, cheery name. The task force Reagan's request for S60 million in Nicaragua and Reagan promised to vador. giant to its knees last September. (set up immediately after the news military aid to El Salvador was cut in name a special envoy for Central Long acknowledged that "this is "What I'm trying to describe," he of the Chicago deaths reached Col­ half by a House panel yesterday as he America, whose duties will include not a perfect solution" but he said said, "is a situation so complex and lins) also decided to keep constant readied a special plea to Congress assisting the "Salvadorans in their ef­ that the assurances represented sub­ so fast-moving that without a sound contact with the media. McNeill and the nation to rally behind his forts to find a basis for dialogue wjth stantial progress "in view of the permanent ethic - some sort of opened several toll-free "Tylines," Central American policy. their opponents." Speculation cen­ tortured history ofEl Salvador." guiding light like a path along this that eventually received some The 7-S decision by the Ap­ tered on former Democratic Senator After the vote approving the 530 walk - you get absolutely lost." 344,000 calls from confused con­ propriations Subcommittee on Richard Stone of Florida as their million, the subcommittee released ' But Collins said the values he sumers, and Jater issued 80 million Foreign Operations to slash the Sal­ choice for that post. a letter to Long from Secretary of learned as an undergraduate in coupons offering to replace any vadoran aid to S30 million tollowed Long said that he supported the State George P. Shultz, in which Notre Dame's General Program Extra-Strength capsules with tablets. tie vote, 6-6, that would have barred scaled-down aid package after as­ Shultz said "we favor a negotiating l helped him deal with the tragedy A week after the first death, Col­ any decision at all for 90 days. The surances that the new ambassador process which would lead the way that was "literally laced with ethical lins and the task force withdrew compromise was engineered by "will be charged with advancing the to a political solution through free questions at every turn." some 31 million bottles of Tylenol Chairman Clarence D. Long, D-Mo., peace process" in El Salvador. and fair elections. He opened the door to the Morris products. More than 8 million Extra­ who just returned from El Salvador. The Maryland Democrat also said "To advance this objective, the Inn. "Everyone knows you should Strength capsules were tested for The Senate Foreign Relations he was satisfied with promised steps President will soon be designating a pursue the right," he said, "but not cyanide contamination. Incidental­ Committee already had settled on an toward opening Salvadoran prisons senior U.S. official of ambassadorial everybody in the business world has ly, two more bottles were foun t d identical cut. to inspection by the International rank to act as a special envoy to the conviction that if you always go with tainted capsules. "The decision Meanwhile yesterday, the full Red Cross, freeing political Central American governments," for what you think is right that to withdraw the capsulses saved at Senate met behind closed doors prisoners, and undertaking a review whatever the short-term conse­ least two lives," Collins said. about whether the administration is of evidence in the 1980 killings of see HOUSE, page 3 quences, things will work out right Two days after the poisonings, the in the long-term. task force decided to design a new "I'm not going to let the economic tamper-resistant package for the consequences of a decision prevent eventual re-marketing of Tylenol. me from making the right decision," On December 19, after an initial 80 Chicago prof marks finance trends he said. percent drop of sales, Tylenol in its Johnson & johnson has received new triple-sealed container ap­ By AMY STEPHAN Miller noted that, "Generally you do qot know what peared again in drug stores. Staff Reporter the price will be tomorrow." He said that economists Many economic experts try to discover rational patterns within this process. predicted the certain death of Current research in the field of finance was the sub­ "The issue of whether or not it makes sense is more Tylenol, especally after the task ject of Merton Miller's lecture "The January Anomaly" than an academic discussion," said Miller, noting that force decided to stick with the yesterday after- stock market prices influence the distribution of Tylenol label. One economist said noon. resources. that saving Tylenol would be as "There is no WEDNESDA Y~IM Miller stated that much research in finance consists miraculous as turning a fountain of shortage of of fact gathering. He said that researchers attempt to water into wine. By this month, research devise tl'\eories or paradigms to describe the "rules of Tylenol products had regained 95 puzzles," said ocus the game." percent of its pre-poisoning levels, Miller, the Leon Data, such as records of transaction prices for com­ where it had been the top health and Carroll Marshall Distinguished Service Professor in the mon stock, serve as raw material for statistical experi­ beauty aid for five years. Graduate School of Business of the University of ments, said Miller. These experiments generally At last count, Collins said he didn't Chicago. Miller described two such research puzzles confirm or extend the underlying paradigm, but know if McNeill's public relation and current attempts to solve them. anomalies occasionally occur which can't be explained director had delivered the fountain Miller said that research in finance involves the by theory, Miller noted. of wine. pricing of"so-called capital assets." These capital assets Miller said that three years ago a glaring anomaly was The total cost of the tragedy? include such things as stock shares, fine art, and other uncovered. The computer data suggested that the smal­ McNeill, Collins said, lost S 100 mil­ investments, Miller stated. lest 20 percent of the market "substantially outper­ lion directly "out of the pocket." Capital assets are not valued for the consumption formed the larger firms." Miller said that this evidence The loss, some experts say, might servi~es they prov.ide, said Miller, explaining that, "The violated two basic paradigms of finance. have been much less if McNeill had price you are willing to pay today (for capital assets) David Collins see TYLENOL, page 4 depends on the price you think you can get tomorrow." see MILLER, page 5 ------~-~- --~

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J. D' Arcy Chisholm, assistant director of the In­ stitute for Pastoral and Social Ministry, has been appointed acting Paying for Olympic gold director of IPSM by University provost Timothy O'Meara. The for­ mer director, Monsignor john). Egan, resigned from the position National pride. All of us talk about it, but perhaps' sel- effective April 1 5 when he returned to the Archdiocese of Chicago. dom feel its effects. We talk of pride in our democracy. A search committee is in the process of finding a new director for Wetalkofprideinoureconomy. Davl"d Dzl"edzi·C IPSM. - The Observer We are proud on Independence Day, Memorial Day, and Veterans' Day. We are proud that only Americans Editor-in-Chief have walked on the moon. These, however, are somewhat abstract sources of Inside Wednesday pride. Most of us barely recall the 1969 moon walk. voted unanimously yesterday A House committee Hardly any of us remember the Allied victories in the to cite former Enironmental Protection Agency official Rita M. World Wars. None of us were around on july 4, 1776. pians. Lavelle for contempt of Congress because of her refusal to testify There is one recent source of national pride, It is becoming increasingly difficult for America's ath­ about alleged mismanagement within the EPA. The vote by the however, that will not soon be forgotten. On February letes to compete against such athletic factories. That's House Energy and Commerce Committee came after the former EPA 22, 1980, in Lake Placid, New York, the underdog why Congress must pass and the President must sign a assistant administrator twice defied subpeonas to appear before the United States Olympic hockey team upset the powerful bill that will create a voluntary checkoff box on all I 040 panel's investigations subcommittee. The contempt resolution now Soviet Union, 4-3. Two days later, the Americans income tax forms. By checking the box, Americans goes to the House floor. A vote there to cite Lavelle for contempt defeated Finland to capture the Gold Medal. could earmark S I of their tax return for the USOC. If the would send the matter to the U.S. attorney for criminal prosecution. The spirit of pride and accomplishment emanating taxpayer owes money to the government, he could in­ Rep. john Dingell, D-Mich., chairman ofboth the full committee and from Lake Placid engulfed the entire nation. Even in the crease the amount of his check by the appropriate the investigations subcommittee, said he would be willing to drop warp1er states, where hockey is as recognized as cur­ amount. the issue if Lavelle cooperates fully with the congressional investiga­ ling, Americans took to the The USOC hopes to raise tion. Lavelle was in charge of the S I .6 billion "superfund" toxic streets to celebrate perhaps at least $25 million a year waste cleanup program and one focus of the congressional investiga­ the greatest upset in sports from the checkoff. It would tion into alleged mismanagement and political manipulation of the history. Everyone has heard channel the money into fund. She was fired by President Reagan on Feb. 7 after she refused a AI Michaels' call of the final improving amateur athletics request by then-EPA Administrator Anne McGill Burford that she seconds of the USA-USSR at all levels, and would build resign. She has been sought for congressional questioning ever contest: "Do you believe in regional Olympic training since. -AP miracles? Yes! Yes!" )l centers so athletes could The miracle did happen develop their world-cla.<>s for 20 American kids. Only skills near their homes. two weeks prior to the start A majority of the House of 1 The Cliff-hanging "Dynasty" episode that left viewers of the Winter Olympics, the Representatives and about wondering about the fate of its two beautiful stars was the most­ same team lost, 10-3, to the 30 U.S. Senators favor the watched show of the week ending April 24, and gave ABC its second Soviet Union. The Soviet proposal. Those who weekly ratings victory. "Dynasty," the steamy soap opera centered team, often referred to as the oppose it, however, raise on Denver oil baron Blake Carrington and his troubled family, best team in the world, were some serious objections. finished nearly five rating points ahead of its nearest competitor in the heavy favorites to walk Some fear, for example, that the A. C. Nielson Co. survey. The season-ending show had a rating of away with the gold. Instead, this might be the first step 27.7, while second-place "Alice" on CBS had 22.5. Its arch-rival as they could muster only a toward government funding most popular prime-time soap, CBS' "Dallas," was pre-empted last third place finish and a of the U.S. Olympic Team. week. "Dynasty" concluded its third year with an episode that left bronze medal. Such a situation is certainly Krystle Carrington and Alexis Carrington trapped in a burning cabin. The American victory in Lake Placid, like all other undesirable. Linda Evans stars as Krystle, Blake's wife, and joan Collins is the American Olympic victories, is an amazing accomplish­ Other people argue that potential Olympic athletes malevolent Alexis, his former wife. ABC won the week with a rating ment because the U.S. Olympic Committee receives no comprise asp ecial-interest group, and that they should of I6.0. CBS was second with I4. 9 and NBC was third with 13.6. The aid from the government. The United States is the only not be singled out for favored treatment. Perhaps other networks say this means that in an average prime-time minute, I6.0 nation among the 1 51 that compete in the Olympics groups should also be recognized on tax forms. Ob­ percent of homes with television were tuned to ABC. -AP that doesn't give money to its athletes. viously, things could get messy. While a good athlete with a strong desire to succeed has a good shot at Olympic gold, he needs money, and These, however, are weak arguments when the plenty of it. The USOC estimates that it costs S3,000 a benefits of such a checkoff box are considered. With the year to train a top-level competitive swimmmer, 1984 Summer Olympics being held in Los Angeles, it SI 0,000 to train a gymnast, and 520,000 to train a figure will be important for the USA to make a strong showing. The three commercial networks will skater. If U.S. athletes don't receive money from the U.S. athletes have sacrificed a great deal in the name of broadcast President Reagan's address tonight to a joint session of private sector, they don't stand a chance. national pride - including the opportunity to par­ Congress, beginning at 7 p.m. -AP We've all heard the stories about the "amateur" ath­ ticipate in the 1980 Moscow Games. We owe them the letes in other countries. It is well-known, for example, chance to wear red, white and blue - and gold. that the Soviet government searches for potential Olympic champions at a early age, takes them away Then, perhaps, we can once again experience the from their families, and gives them special training. strong sense of national pride which results from Billy Carter says he never would have recovered from Many people question the amateur status of such Olym- American Olympic "miracles." alcoholism if his family, including former President Carter, had not pressured him. The former president's brother told students at Georgia Southern College that he probably would have "flat sat there and drank myself to death" if he had not been pushed to quit YOU TOO, CAN RUN THE FUN! drinking. Carter, whose daughter Marie is a student at Georgia Southern, kicked off a college program on problem drinking with a Appications for next year's speech Monday. Carter, 47, spent several weeks at the U.S. Navy's alcoholism treatment center in Long Beach, Calif., in 1979. Aren't we legendary.? An Tostal Chairman -AP Design Editor...... Helen ofTrov are available this week and Design Assistant .. ~ary Queen of Scotch Typesetters ...... Bruce & Tom next from ~y~ News Editor ...... Shotgun Chopppin Ti.tnes Beach officials moved yesterday to Copy Editor...... Tommy Margaret, )n\~ l\ blockade the doomed St. Louis suburb where most of the residents Sports Copy Editor...... Steve ~artin 11 have been driven out by flooding or dioxin contamination and the Editorials Layout Tari, Tari, not contrary 2nd floor, LaFortune. \'~ government wants the rest to get out. The Environmental Protection Features Layout...... ct tu, Mary' ND Day Editor ...... ) ant: (without Tarzan) Agenncy has put up more than 533 million to buy up the homes and 5MC Day Editor ...... Tiny Tim & Tulips businesses in the town and the state government has put up more Ad Design ...... ,.... Pete Cottontail than 53.6 million. Concerned that their dioxin-contaminated roads Pbotograpbe.- ...... Edward II ili'''''''''''''''''"'''''''''''''''''''''''"''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''(;';';;':';'''''''''''':ii!: are dangerous, city officials took the first steps yesterday toward Guest Appearances...... "Shots" of Nyquil Hert' I come, summertime in Uuffalo is barring rubber-necking tourists and looters from the near-ghost #I!!! town, where only about 65 families remain. Meanwhile, the EPA Sister Carole Marie, C.F.S. named the 30th confirmed dioxin site in Missouri. EPA spokes­ Tim (who didn'l leave before midnight) woman Romena Michaels said an area along a gravel road and da Boss da Rabbit i rt~~~ns~!~!, .... driveway near Pacific in ruraljefferson County about 25 miles south­ David Letterman west of St. Louis was found to have levels of dioxin ranging from 4 to Bob Vonderheide 25 parts per billion. The EPA has ordered cleanup of sites containing Domino'~ Pizza one part per billion of dioxin. - AP

The Soviet Union launched another Cosmos satellite The Observer (USPS 598 920) 1s yesterday, the third sent aloft in the last five days. The official Tass published Monday through Fnday and news agency said the Cosmos I457 satellite carried equipment that on home lootball Saturdays, except dunng exam and vacatiOn penods The was "functioning normally" and designed for the exploration of out­ Observer IS published by the students er space t. Cosmos I454 was launched Friday and Cosmos 1455 Sun­ of Notre Dame and Sa1nt Mary"s Col­ day. -AP lege Subscnphons may be purchased for $25 per year ($15 per semester) by ~ 1.75 ~ wntlng The Observer. P 0 Box 0. Notre Dame, lnd1ana 46556 The Observer IS a member of The Partly sunny and mild today with a 3o percent chance Associ3ted Press All reproduction of thundershowers. High in low 70s. Fair and cooler tonight with the nghts are reserved low in the mid 40s. Partly sunny tomorrow with a chance of thunder­ Second class postage pa1d at Notre Dame. Indiana 46556. I:::: showers. High around 70. -AP I » ~ ·::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::~:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:;:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::·:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::·~:~ The Observer Wednesday, April27, 1983- page 3 ND grad Darsee faces research fraud charge

By MARY DOLAN He further explains that the News Staff amount of hormones used for sup· plementation would have required The scientific community is call­ thousands of rats, more than could ing for a reevaluation of the be housed at Notre Dame. guid<:lines to research as a result of Pleasants did not forward this in· Doctor John Darsee's alleged formation to Eugend Braunwald, fabrification of research data. director of the Harvard lab, until it Darsee, a 1970 Notre Dame became apparent to him that the graduate, is accused of falsifying data research system was bearing too of animal experiments performed much of the burden of responsibility within the Cardiac Research Lab at and that NIH had concluded that it Harvard-affiliated Brigham and was a case of circumstances rather Women's Hospital. than character. Notre Dame Professor Julian Pleasants countered that Darsee's Pleasants, who has offered informa· actions were not an isolated tion in the investigation of the .Har· response to the supposed "publish vard researcher said, "At the time or perish" philosophy in the lab but that I discovered that Darsee had that he had already invented data in fabricated the article he published in response to the pressure of getting the Notre Dame Science Quarterly into medical school, a pressure of 1969, it seemed an unnecessary which is not created by ad· .I kicking of a man when he's down to ministrators but by the great make the evidence public. But when demand for a limited number of .I the National Institute of Health's in­ positions. vestigative panel publish.ed their In reaction to the Darsee case, the Ellery Lindquist, Mol~y Noland and Laura enjoying the sunny weather that boosted campus report in February of 1983 on Dar­ scientific community has called for a Hirschfeld pose for Observer photographer while morale. see's performance at Harvard it was reevaluation of the guidelines of the clear they had drawn the wrong con­ research system. Pleasants is in· clusion because they lacked the terested in seeing that NIH develops evidence I had at hand." the best long-range research Although Darsee never was a stu· guidelines and does not want then to dent of Pleasants, upon hearing of jump to the conclusion that Court debates Reagan seat belt plan the investigation, the microbiologist pressure generated this lapse. rememhe_n~d.. a.seminar held.by .Dar· .. Already. Darsee has been barred -WASHINGTON (AP)· The Reagan turn-a mling by the U.S. Court of Ap- · case rests on a contention that the see 14 years ago summarizing his from receiving any NIH funds or administration met skeptical ques· peals that said the government had public does not like passive seat research on the extension of the life­ working within any NIH community tions yesterday as it told the acted unlawfully in scrapping the belts, which automatically wrap span of rats. Pleasants recalled that for the next 1 0 years. Supreme Court that its scrapping of seat belt rule and that passive belts the results were outstanding and, Pleasants considers the matter a requirement for automatic seat should be installed in new cars as around a person entering a car, and assuming at the time that these one of trust. If there will always be belts in cars was justified because soon as possible. that there is no evidence that results represented the work of a two researchers, one to watch the the devices would not increase The government appealed the motorists will not disconnect the large laboratory, did not question other, then only half as much will be safety. ruling to the Supreme Court, which belts and, thereby, provide no more the findings. accomplished. Solicitor General Rex E. Lee, heard arguments on the matter yes­ Only within the last year has According to Pleasants, resear· trying to persuade the court to over­ terday. protection than the seat belts now Pleasants discovered that Darsee chers with the character to ablely turn a lower court ruling, said the The heart of the government's available. had published two articles in the respond to pressure are needed. AI· Transportation Department should student-edited Notre Dame Science though he does not deny that ex· have "broad leeway" in setting auto Quarterly of 1969 detailing this cessive pressure might exist within a safety standards without inter· presumed research. According to lab, he says that this cannot be ference from the courts. policy, both articles, "The Hormone blamed in Darsee's case. "This The government argued that Factor in Aging" and "Experimental young man," he said, "seems to have when it rescinded a rule in 1981 that Influence of Hormones on Lon­ an unusual ability to falsify informa­ would have required air bags or gevity and Vitality of Rats," were not tion and get away with it." passive seat belts in all new cars, it subject to pre-publication review by did so because of"substantial uncer· fac11lty.:. This past weekend, the Emory tainty" that airbags would be in· In his own review Pleasants dis· University School of Medicine, stalled or that seat belts would not covered these earlier falsifications. where Darsee studied medicine, dis· be disconnected. He states that "anyone who had even closed that Darsee is again But an insurance industry lawyer once tried to remove blood from the suspected of falsifying papers he co­ said the action put the automakers tail vein of a small rat would know authored and even chapters in medi­ "back in the driver's seat" on safety. how traumatic it is and would not cal books. A more extensive report The Supreme Court is expected to have proposed twice-weekly bleed­ will be released pending further in· decide by summer whether to over· ing." vestigation.

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ByTOMMOWLE She said this was the first time the The cart was purchased by the Copy Editor cart had been left unlocked. Office of Student Affais to test the Security Director Glenn Terry feasibility of the service. Booms said DePaul University A golf cart was driven into Saint said he has "no leads on who did it." she "hopes to continue service" Joseph's Lake Friday night but the He noted that the cart is still next year, but it will be evaluated School of Accountancy identity of the persons iltvolved operable, although it sustained this summer. About 25 students, remains unknown. slight damage. mostly from Circle K, the Knights CPA REVIEW COURSE Sister Evelyn Booms, director of Booms saicl the cart service was and Ladies of Columbus, and for the November, 1983, Examination the Office for Handicapped Stt:dent started on January 31 to provide Pasquerilla East, have volunteered (June 20-0ctober 28) Affairs, said the cart was left outside transportation to handicapped non­ to drive the cart. The 55th offering of the DePaul University CPA Review is now Flanner Hall because it was too late athletes. She said 29 students have accepting applications for the Summer, 1983, Review. The Review IIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIHI to take it to the maintenance garage. used the service since it began. features live classroom instruction, an aii-CPNall-professor faculty, convenient Loop location and session options (MWF and TihS Buy a.m.). and special repeat tuitions. The last 54 reviews maintained a steady: House • 70% or over pass/condition rate • • • • over 80 medals and awards (statewide and nationwide) Observer NO review can match the coverage, the instruction. the faculty continued from page 1 ber of the commitee, said a vote on and the experience of the DePaul CPA Review Course. For infor­ the secretary wrote. the panel on the proposal might mation call (312) 321-8640. Shultz said the envoy "will assist come as early as tomorrow. Con· classifieds the Salvadorans in their efforts to gressional sources who asked not to find a basis for dialogue with their be identified said Sen. Dave Duren· School of Accountancy I DePaul University I opponeRts on the terms and condi· burger, R-Minn., had prepared a I 25 East Jackson Boulevard I tions for free and fair elections." similar bill for the counterpart I Chicago, Illinois 60604 I On another front, the Chairman of Senate committee. I Plea·se send-me a brochure and application form for the I the House Intelligence Commitee, I DePaul University CPA Review Course. I Rep. Edward P. Bolan, D-Mass., has Boland himself said after a I I proposed to his committee the re­ meeting with Reagan at the White I Name I placement of covert CIA aid to House that the question was no Ion· I Address I Nicaraguan rebels with an open fund ger one of whether the administra­ I I I C1ty State Zip for democratic governments in the tion is violating the law by I region to use to try to stop the clan­ supporting the rebels, but what to I_____ *DePayiUniversity ---~£..! destine flow of arms. do next while maintaining U.S. - An equal opportumty educator and employer Rep. C.W. Young, R-Fla., a mem- crediblity. HIIHIIHINII..... HIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH The Observer Wednesday, April27, 1983 -page 4 Three-day ordeal ends for trapped spelunkers MOUNT VERNON, Ky. (AP) - spelunkers had to crawl through a Eight explorers were rescued yes­ 30-foot corridor only 25 inches terday from a cavern where they high. Under normal circumstances, were trapped by floodwaters tor water stops two to three inches from three days, and said they <:racked the ceiling of the passageway; so that jokes and made up songs while bat­ spelunkers can crawl in with their tling cold and fear. noses slightly above the water. "I literally shook for 48 to 50 Hissong said there was an air of hours," said Mark Rocklin, one of the uncertainty as they awaited rescue. six men and two women in the ex­ "Until we discovered the pump pedition from the Greater Cincin­ noise and the diver's line, we didn't nati Grotto, an Ohio spelunking know what was going on," he said. club. "There could have been no one out Rocklin said a fear of dying gave there for all we knew." way to the more immediate concern Hissong said the group had been of staying warm in 53-degree tem­ surveying the main passage of the peratures I ,800 feet inside the caave cave and had reached its back wall. 1 on Crooked Creek about 50 miles 1/2 miles from the entrance. Return' south of Lexington in a remote area ing, the team found that water of southeastern Kentucky. blocked a low passage near the The spelunkers huddled together entrance. for warmth, nibbled on luncheon The group ultimately took refuge meat and wrapped themselves in on a familiar ledge 1,800 feet from plastic bags to conserve heat, Rock­ the entrance. That was where divers lin said. They said they told jokes located them late Monday. Rescue workers, state police and fellow successful yesterday as the eight spelunkers were and made up songs while waiting for The rescue, however, required spelunkers help in rescue efforts at mouth of the rescued. help. hours of pumping water from the Rockcastle Coun~y, Ky. cave. The efforts proved Veteran spelunker jack Hissong, cave to give the spelunkers breath­ one of the co-leaders of the group, ing space in the low passage. said the decision to enter the cave The rescue team initially was Saturday morning during a frustrated when a diver was unable rainstorm was a "judgement call." to find any trace of the group after a Education's shortcomings decried "If I knew the water would come six-hour search. The diver found up that suddenly, it would have been himself in an 18-foot high cavern foolish to go in," Hissong said. which was nearly filled to the top WASHINGTON (AP) - America has surrendered a for Educational Reform." The eight were trapped when a with water. post-Sputnik surge in the race for knowledge and com­ "Our nation is at risk," the diverse, 18-member com­ rainstorm raised the water level, But another team of divers found a mitted "an act of unthinking, unilateral educational dis­ mittee declared in its unanimous report. "If an unfriend­ closing the entrance to the cave. handwritten note on a dry ledge armament" that threatens its very future, a national ly foreign power had attempted to impose on America They spent 72 hours below ground later Monday saying that the commission charged yesterday. the mediocre educational performance that exists before a rescue team led them out spelunkers were alive and well. The scathing report card on U.S. schools, from first Tuesday shortly before noon. Rescuers began to bring the grade through college, called for tougher standards, today, we might well have viewed it as an act of war. All declared themselves in good weary explorers out of the six-by-six longer school days and higher pay for teachers to com­ "As it stands, we have allowed this to happen to our­ condition. foot entrance of the cave about 10 bat a "rising tide of mediocrity." selves. We have even squandered the gains in student To make their escape, the a.m. yesterday. The National Commission on Excellence in Educa­ achievement made in the wake of the Sputnik chal­ tion called upon all high schools" to emphasize five "new lenge," the Soviet Union's shocking, opening shot in basics":"four years of English, three years each of math, 195 7 of the space race. science and social studies, a half-year of computer "We have, in effect, been committing an act of un­ Feds arrest two Thais science, and, for the college-bound, two years of a thinking, unilateral educational disarmament." foreign language. The panel - including college presidents, high President Reagan summoned education and civic school principals, scholars and others - addressed its in heroin interception leaders to the White House later yesterday for a briefing 7,000-word report as "An Open Letter to the American on the report, titled "A Nation at Risk: The Imperative People." LOS ANGELES (AP) - Two Thai nationals were arrested and 80 pounds of nearly-pure heroin were seized in one ofthe largest heroin busts in United States history, federal investigators said Tuesday. • The surveillance operation went awry, when the two men dis­ Attention! SOUTH DINING HALL STUDENTS covered they were being followed, tipping the hand of federal agents who had hoped to trace the drugs further. You are invited to join the Alumni Board &Senate The drugs were concealed in 10 packages mailed from Bangkok, Thailand, to 10 apartments in the Los Angeles area, said Ted Hunter, for lunch on Thursday from Noon to 2:00pm special agent in charge of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration in Los Angeles. Students from the following states please eat in the East The packages were intercepted by agents at an international postal Section: Ind., Ky., Mich., Ill., Iowa, Mo., Minn., Wis., Ariz., center in Oakland, one of 21 centers across the United States where overseas mail is handled by the U.S. Customs Service, he said. So. Calif., N.M., Col., Kansas, Mont., Neb., S.D., Utah, Alaska, Under constant supervision, the packages were routinely for­ Northern Calif., Hawaii, Nev., Ore., & Wash. warded to the Los Angeles post offices and addressees notified there was a parcel ready for pickup, Hunter said. Agents staked out each of Students from the follwing areas please eat in the West the l 0 post offices awaiting pickup. Section: Fla., Ga., N.C., S.C., Ala., Ark., La., Miss., Tenn., Okla., Texas, Del., D.C., Md., Eastern Pa., Va., Conn., Maine, Mass., N.H., R.I., Vt., So. Conn., N.J., N.Y., Ohio, W.V., & Western Pa. • • • Tylenol continued from page I formation as possible from the medi­ "The decisions we were making cal examiner's office. "I needed my had enormous negative economic own eyes and ears on the situation," impact on Johnson &johnson," Col­ he said. lins said. "It's not everyday that a In fact, Collins later met with AD DEADLINES manager can make a decision that Noland during the Miami football will cost his company 5100 million, weekend in September to discuss Friday, April29 is the last regular issue of The Observer for this but that's really what we did." what further McNeill should do. semester. A commencement issue will be published on May 13 Collins said his Notre Dame back­ Collin's brother, who also went to ground helped him live with those Notre Dame, had a good friend who decisions. "Notre Dame gave me a would eventually marry Chicago sense of otherworldliness. It makes Mayor Jane Byrne, with whom Col­ ADVERTISING DEADLINES you appreciate the values in life that lins had to work closely with in are not defined by money or coordinating McNeill's early efforts. For the April 29 issue: material progress. In our case, weal­ Collin's son, Pat, is a sophomore; ways focused on the protection of Noland's daughter, Molly, will *Ciassifieds are due by 3pm April 28 the consumer. But in a sense, that graduate this year. *Display ads are due by 1pm April27 focus reflected that ethical "Notre Dame is very much a part backbone that Notre Dame gave of me," said Collins, whose father me.~' Chuck was one of the seven mules The Notre Dame-Tylenol connec­ on the Notre Dame's famed Four tion, Collins said, seemed to appear Horseman football team. "No one's For the May 13 issue: "everywhere we turned." One of ever been able to radically define Collins' first moves after hearing of the Notre Dame spirit. But if I could *Ciassifieds are due by 3pm May 12. the Tylenol tragedy was to call his ever capture the school's contribu· *Display ads are due by May 2 at 1 pm. former roommate, Paul Noland, an tion to this event, it would be very attorney in Chicago who had done enlightening for me." some business for McNeill. Collins jried to hide the tragedy under the askeCI Noland to obtain as much in- facade of"no comm ... nt."

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The Observer Wednesday, April 27, 1983 - page 5 HPC proposes party admission fee

By MIKE KRISKO council's approval, replaced the Carlin next asked tor feedback on Staff Reporter wording "men and women" with Li'l Sib's Weekend. The council "people" in the proposal. The coun­ agreed that the date needed to be an­ A proposal to improve the quality cil then approved it and sent it to nounced earlier so there wouldn't of parties by charging people a one­ Vice President for Student Affairs be as much conflict with hall formals dollar admission fee at parties in hall Father john Van Wolvlear. and that a better transportation plan party rooms was approved by the In other business, Student Body was needed. Hall Presidents Council at last Vice President Peggy Prevoznik Howard Hall President Kevin night's final meeting of the semester. asked the presidents to encourage O'Rear said his rector gave him the The proposal, initiated by St. Ed­ seniors to "earmark the t1fty-dollar impression that "rectors don't want ward's Hall President Gary Strick­ deposit checks that they get back for the weekend to happen again be­ land, originally stipulated that a t1nancial aid; that is, if they wish to cause the kids came just for the one-dollar admittance fee be give the money as their t1rst gift to parties. One rector suggested that it charged for women entering parties the university." would be better for the siblings to in the party rooms of men's dorms Prevoznik also mentioned that come tor a Friday and attend a few and vice-versa. student government is looking for classes since the purpose of the Lyons Hall President Suzy Joyce input as to how Homecoming could weekend is for them to see what the was in favor of the proposal. "It be improved. She added that anyone university really is." would be a good idea because it interested in becoming the chair­ The chairman thanked the coun­ gives a non-embarrassing reason to person of Homecoming should con­ cil tor their input and recommended collect money at hall parties," she tact the student government offices. that the council endorse the sending said. Homecoming is scheduled for the of letters thanking Sue Fleck for Li'l Strickland, after mentioning that weekend ofthe Pittsburgh game. Sib's Weekend and Jay Reidy for An some women at his dorm's parties The Vice President asked for the Tostal. The council unanimously "can be as sociable as walls," indi­ council's input to a proposal that agreed. cated that the proposal would dis­ would require a laundry in a Carlin also announced, with the courage party drifters. "It's insulting women's dorm on each quad be council's approval, that Pat Carvajal when drifters come in, drink their reserved for male use. "If one dorm from Pasquerilla East would be the share, and then leave. Hopefully the gave up their laundry room for one new secretary of the HPC. proposal will discourage these day per week, the congestion at people," he said. Badin Hall could be alleviated," she The meeting adjourned with the At the request of Lewis Hall Presi­ said. The council reared favorably council's singing "Happy Birthday" dent Desiree Anagnostopoulos, HPC and encouraged her to carry the to a suprised Pat Shierwalt, the presi­ Chairman Mike Carlin, with the issue further. dent ofPasquerilla West. PR chief calls for ND commitment

By PETER CIOTTA Dame Award of the Year. the increase of the university's en­ Randy Bremhurst, alias Shandel, and jon Masini try everything Staff Reporter The award is the highest honor dowment from S3.5.million in 1945 they can do to look bad in the Architecture Library•. given by the local Alumni organiza­ to 5245 million in 1983. Frick at­ "This nation needs Notre Dame to tion to individuals who have made tributed this increase to the be the reflective consciousness of significant contributions to the uni­ generosity of the families and friends society" said Dr. James W. Frick at versity and their community. of Notre Dame. the 60th annual meeting of the St. Frick, architect of fund raising Stating the educational objectives Miller joseph County Notre Dame Alumni campaigns which have raised more of Notre Dame, Frick described • • • Club last night at the Monogram than S300 million for Notre Dame seven priorities. Frick said that the Room. will receive an honorary degree at university desired to stimul;lte a continued from page I when it was found that nearly half of the extra returns in these small t1rms Frick, vice president for public graduation. curiosity about the world of Miller said that he is involved in a occured in January. and a substantial relations, alumni affairs and develop­ Citing developments witnessed knowledge, to inspire creativity, to test to determine if this "small-t1rm ment at Notre Dame, was the since 1945, such as the escalation of inspire a love of reading, to teach analogy" is just a computer proportion of these in the first week ofJanuary, said Miller. featured speaker of a program in the nuclear arms race, Frick stated, logical thinking, to teach students to phenomenon. A group of which Robert H. Michaud, "We have learned once again that obtain a level of cope ability, to assist economists formed and maintained According to Miller, this "January Automative Group Operation Coun­ we are better at educating students in developing some sense of direc­ a portfolio of the smallest 20 percent sel for the Bendix Corporation and than at solving problems." Describ­ tion, and to deepen and broaden anomaly" is not unique to the U.S., of the market, to test the perfor­ but occurs in almost all countries 1950 Notre Dame graduate, was ing Notre Dame's commitment to awareness of those things truly mance of these stocks in the real presented The University of Notre quality education Frick pointed to meaningful. with a stock market. "We do not at world, said Miller. the moment have any kind of Calling on the alumni and friends After 15 months, Miller noted that of Notre Dame to remain dedicated plausible clue" as to the cause of this although the real-world fund has not anomaly, Miller stated. to the University, Frick stated, performed as well as the computer Colombian drug queen "Notre Dame has a very public com­ fund, the portfolio has performed The "January anomaly" is a major mitment to ethics and values." He much better than could be concern of researchers today, said added, "Notre Dame is built on predicted from existing paradigms. Miller. "It's there," he said, "I just led smuggling 'family' thought and pride and hope and Another anomaly was uncovered wish I knew why." skill, Notre Dame is built of sacrifice MIAMI (AP) - U.S. drug agents used. "Not that she's high class. She and tears." speak soberly of Veronica Rivera de survives because she has jungle Frick, explaining that the Univer­ Vargas, Martha Libia Cardona de agility. And because she is ruthless sity was interested in its quality and ~~--~J:!~:--~ Gaviria, and Marta Ospina - three to her enemies." not in its size, said the work of Notre Colombian crime queens, The DEA suspects Rivera de Dame could be judged best by the ass t manaq€Rs 1&Rt€nb€Rs 1 OooRm€n matriarchs of rival Latin American Vargas' eight brothers and sisters of type of individual it produces. Frick I gangs they say have smuggled bil­ complicity in narcotics smuggling, called the student body "one of the ! Apply Tonight, 5:00 lions of dollars worth of narcotics in­ along with 88 other members of her most remarkable anywhere." 1...... " ...... 1 to the United States. extended crime family. She is so "They are the black widows. And cold-blooded. the Bolivian daily El like the spiders, the female of the Tiempo said, she gave a death squad Mr. C. T. Parmerlee species can be especially deadly," orders to liquidate the leader of a SUMMER STORAGE SPACE says one Drug Enforcement Ad­ rival cocaine clan, then to kill his Private Detective Special discount for ND/SMO students ministration intelligence agent sent parents-in-law. (&x lOspace $18.80permonth) to Columbia to survey illegal drug Her fatal flaw, the DEA agent said, Parmerlee Detective rings. may have been that ruthlessness. ------CALL 259·0335 to RESERVE SPACE Rivera de Vargas, 39, toured the "She became a social threat." Agency streets of Bogota in her BMW, Rivera de Vargas now resides in a SELF LOCK STORAGE OF MCKIXLEY sandwiched between two Mercedes Bogota jail. She was arrested Feb. 1 1 530 1/2 Carroll St.. Apt. B packed with bodyguards. She owned on charges of cocaine smuggling at South Bend, IN 46601 816 East Me Kinley an ice cream parlor and crystal shop her finca 200 miles south of Bogota Mishawaka in a fashionable capital mall and gar­ with 14 associates, including two (219) 288-6621 landed her wrists with emeralds and members of the Colombian national Security Patrol Checks gold. police, said DEA spokesman Brent At the same time, she was mas­ Eaton. terminding the importation of Agents seized six weapons, _ENGINEER GRADUATES cocaine, worth as much as S3 bil­ including two machine guns, and COMPUTER GRADUATES 290 pounds of cocaine valued at BUSINESS GRADUATES r-mb:-~~;ntii;;~-::;;1 lion, past Customs inspectors at air­ ports in the United States, federal S6.6 million. It was destined for A Robot•cs Trammg Program from Sheffteld Miami. Rivera de Vargas waved a School IN Ill enhance your JOb posstbtlittes and I .. Haircut, Shampoo, I agents say, and running drug fac­ gtve you an edge over your competitton tor tories on a network of finccJs, or Florida driver's license. and told the better paymg JObs. I r~ ::- " Blow Dry, & Condition I farms. where cocaine paste from police they had nabbed the wrong Robot•cs w•ll be the second fastest grow•ng woman - to no avail. tndustry up untiJ 1990 and fhe fastest growmg I ·- · ~ Reg.$15 I Peru was transformed into ex­ mdustry thereafter. The U.S. alone wtll repre­ portable white gold. ''She seemed to have a lot of in­ sent a $2 blllton-a-year market for robottcs. 54533Terrace Lane,S.B. NOW $8 50 WITHCOuPoNI fluence in the past," said Eaton. "But Today's engtneenng, computer and bustness Across from Martin's on St. Rd.23 • I adm•mstratlon graduates w1ll be required to I ''She was true royalty," said the she became so big and violent, I understand the vanous appllcauons of thts Tues. 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Editorials Wednesday, April27, 1983- page 6 ROTC at Notre Dame: Saluting An Tostal Conflict of interests? Every spring, graduation and exams set the mood for seniors and those who One week from today, the Roman Catholic writing such an article. First of all, some of the would like to be seniors. But between the thaw of ice and snow and the thaw of bishops of this country will meet in Chicago students here for whom I hold utmost respect frozen minds, Saint Mary's and Notre Dame pause to celebrate spring. An Tostal to decide whether or not to ratify the third are in ROTC. In fact, my roommate of two this year was, much as it has been for many years, a tradition against tradition. draft of their pastoral letter, "The Challenge of years ago was in the Army ROTC and won one On campuses where all-night study sessions and homework are the weekday Peace: God's Promise and Our Response." of its top honors that year. I respect him very Throughout the earlier drafts of the letter, the much, and we've continued to converse about norms, An Tostal gives students and faculty a chance to relax ainid mud-filled bishops state their hope that this letter will various peace-related Issues since he's been at fields basketball-cluttered courts, and 60 degree sunshine. not be left to "sit on the shelf' but will instead Ft. Lewis in Washington. With friends like him, If there is anything for which An Tostal stands, it is fun, complete with the be studied by and shared with the Roman I do not make the mistake of srereotypically primordial cries of the "unofficial" Thursday night scream, the tearing eyes of a Catholic populace of this country. classifying ROTC members as "warmongers," hot chili eater, and good-humored taunts of charioteers. No matter what the "babykillers," or other "villains." He and many other friends who are now in ROTC maintain game, contestants celebrated the fun of freeing themselves of their inhibitions; Kevin Walsh a very strong Christiafi faith, and I do not the only fools were those who chose not to participate. doubt their sincerity in that faith. Thus, I will A hundred men and women, led by Jay Reidy at Notre Dame and by Mary Anne Guest Columnist try not to be self-righteous in my critique, nor Daher and Therese McDonald at Saint Mary's, gave up free time (and occasional- will I judge individual members in ROTC; in­ ly classes) to put together more than 30 wacky events. For nothing more than In this series of articles, 1 hope to share stead, I will offer my criticisms of an institu­ some of what the bishops are saying, along tion, ROTC, which I believe has no place at a the sheer enjoyment of contributing their effort, these volunteers gave their with others' and my own insights about peace, Catholic university. fellow students a chance to laugh, shout, and most importantly, relax. while applying that to two areas of concern Much of the first part of this article is a To recognize the selfless efforts of volunteers and spirited competition of which arc very close to us here at Notre reflection on the recent February issue of participants in An Tostal, The Obseroer urges the University and College to Dame: the ROTC program and registration for Scholastic, in which "Both sides of the wall" the selective service. suspend classes on the Friday afternoon of An Tostal week. Faculty and students between "Notre Dame and the Military" were In this tirst article, I will address the issue of examined. I specifically respond to the article, alike realize classes alone make Jane and John dull students. the morality of having the institution of ROTC "The ROTC Alternative." Above the title As students prepare for these last two weeks of school, they must remember at a Catholic university such as Notre Dame, reads, "One out of every ten students at Notre that their studies, while important, do allow time for the occasional laugh or toss and I hope to do so in light of the bishops' Dame is in the ROTC program - a percentage of the frisbee. It is spring; don't let exams spoil the fun. statement to Catholic youth. The pastoral higher than any other college in the country." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~•ae~··we~kyou(youili)to&udycarefully To a person like myself who would like to con­ the teaching of the Church and the demands sider himself a pacifist, this frrst fact is among of the Gospel about war and peace. We en­ the most disturbing and leads one to ask the ' courage you to seek careful guidance as you obvious question, why? The author then spent reach conscientious decisions about your the next several paragraphs, well over one half English: all there is civic responsibilities in the age of nuclear of the article, outlining the benefits and military forces." "opportunities afforded by a military posi­ The essential message which Jesus taught tion." Some of those benefits included: can be discovered both in the Gospel and in Meeting foreigners in America has rarely Few cultures hide their roots today. Days "financial assistance" (money) offered the records of the early Christian com­ made me comfortable. Without knowing any­ when an immigrant family forbid the speaking through the ROTC scholarships, the munities. It is one of peace without com­ thing about a person, I suddenly feel very of the native tongue in the home are over. "opportunity to join superior flying promise. Jesus did not speak of self-defense small when that person speaks English with an First generation and later descendants are programs," "enjoyment of commission," (rather, of"turning the other cheek"), nor did accent. reasserting the beauty and creativity of mot­ "chance for travel," "job opportunities," her tongues. Bilingualism is accepted as an art he belong to the Zealot movement, whic: "internship experience," and "a wealth of consisted ofJewish nationalists who were wii­ form which communicates the links of other benefits." Thus, the apparent answer to Paul McGinn cultures often thought to be so different. ling to use violence to rid the land of Roman the question "Why are so many students occupation and thereby gain their basic But while individual pockets of culture joining ROTC at Notre Dame?'' would be the human rights and freedoms. In the first few Roper Review progress toward a sense of universal brother­ "wealth of benefits and opportunities" offered hood, dumb Americans like me lie idle in a centuries, before the Church allied itself with them once they do join. the state at the time of Constantine, pacifism Last Sunday, while walking on a deserted world of laziness and fear, demanding that I'm a bit disappointed in such an answer. If, downtown street in Chicago, a couple ap­ every book be translated into the self­ was a basic Christian moral stance. No Chris­ as I have proposed as a basic premise, Jesus' tian could be in the military and receive all the proached me. The woman spoke first. In a proclaimed modern-day equivalent of Latin. stance was one of a pacifist and thus a central French accent as heavy as olive oil, she asked I pride myself on standardized test scores sacraments, such as communion, from the concern of his was the uncompromising Church. me if I wanted to accompany her and her hus­ and grades. And while I can outperform many promotion and maintenance of peace, and if Christians, of band to a dinner. At first, I was stunned - why of my foreign counterparts, I cannot take the As we are followers Christ the ROTC program, in preparing the student would anyone ask me to dinner off the street? same test or course in two languages. (few of us consider ourselves Augustinians or for war "if necessary," is not in line with that And then my eyes caught a pamphlet on the Even when Americans lose their inhibitions Thomists,) and as such, we must strive to un­ central message of peace, then I would hope Unification Church. and travel overseas, they take with them not derstand the central Gospel message of peace, that a Christian's reasons for joining such a After both of them introduced themselves, only a phrase book and dictionary, but a something about which our teacher, Jesus program would go beyond materialistic ones Christ, took a very radical stance. Seen in that the man asked me if I was American. I singlemindedness characteristic of imperial such as "good commissions," "superior flying light, ROTC may be a compromise of a basic rememeber my response distinctly: "Yes, but I Great Britain. programs," or even "educational scholar­ must apologize." Somehow I was ashamed to I still dread a planned trip to the Continent Christian Principle seen in the Gospel, namely ship." I'm reminded ofJesus' oft-repeated line speak only in English to two persons, both this summer because I can express myself in the rejection of physical violence, and as such from the Gospel (though I'm sure that my fluent in three languages. English only, and quite imperfectly at that. But a compromise, ROTC should not be sup­ quoting it in this context may be controver­ After the initial confession of cultural ig­ the fear of another language is often as un­ ported by or maintained at a Catholic institu­ tible), "For what does it profit a man, to gain norance, I explained I was on my way back to founded as fear of the dark. tion such as Notre Dame. the whole world and forfeit his life" ( Mk Let me first state a bit of my hesitancy in school and could not come to their ·home for A scene in the movie Breaker Morant, the 8:36). dinner that night. While I was relieved I had main character asks an interprter to ask a Boer escaped the grip of a Mooney, an uneasiness prisoner his name. The translator turns to the still gripped me as I said goodbye and con­ Boer and asks in Afrikaans, "Vat is your nom?" tinued walking to my train. To say the least, commmon sense is many Up until a few minutes before that meeting, times what counts. I was happily thinking about an essay I was to Not only do Americans feel afraid of un­ write for class, an essay in English for an known alphabets, but of letters which look American literature class. And suddenly the and sound just like English. To which we ask, insulating bubble burst amid the needles of "If it's just like English, why don't they just my deficiencies. speak English?" We Americans are lucky. In an area the size And even when we acknowledge our cul­ of Europe, there is one official language. tural failings, there is not very much a 21-year­ Europe boasts over 100 languages and old man can do to relive his childhood period dialects. The most the United States can boast where memorization was so much simpler are isolated pockets of Poles, Cajuns, and and concepts like grammar were the practical Chinese. reminders of conversation, not the rigid But as American urban dwellers encounter typeface of grey-haired scholars. the fastest row in lanuage in the world, I guess the only solution is to go, to squirm Spanish, many realize the days ofthe "melting among unknown tongues and find out how pot" are over. English is no longer required, much I do not know. It's harder to risk embar­ only accepted. rassment, but I'm finding it's the only way. A HEAVY WEIGHT TO BARE

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ne day it happens -you wake up shaking uncon­ sleep. However, for all the hours spent somewhat lucid, O trollably, spittle spouting from your mouth, you at­ these folks get nothing done. They are veterans of late­ tempt to say something, but instead all you can manage night television. Bloodshot eyes prowl listings for clas­ is a manic giggle. You have gone insane. sic old movies. They are not above watching episodes of Before you know it, worried friends have called the "Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea," and "Sea Hunt." home. Soon you find yourselfbouncingoffpadded walls Critical cases can identify all the episodes of the above and wearing a nice white garment known as a straight aquatic disasters. Daytime finds these loons yelling jacket. Things aren't bad for long, though. After a few price hints to corpulent housewives on "The Price is quick injections and a few doses of high wattage to the Right," and crying over the latest illegitimate pregnancy t:ranium, everything is beautiful. You settle back to a life on a soap. Meanwhile, classes, papers, projects, and tilled with numb thoughts and hours spent finger­ tests drift into academic oblivion. painting ducks. ( 3 ) Twisted eating habits: There are several eating For all too many people, the pressures of life can disorders that are illnesses in their own right; however, result in lunacy. While the sad scene depicted above is other eating patterns that on the surface seem "just kind admittedly a worst case event, we arc all susceptible to of strange" can forshadow real raving. Everyone has quirks like bananas and peanut butter, or ice cream on saltines, but how about combinations like ice cream and salami, or whipped cream on that beef and pea pod stuff? Not only is that gross to look at, but it indicates a real loss of reason. Late-night binges can be significant confused and vetbose as well. Sudden cravings for substances normally un­ some degree of going bonkers. Fortunately, you don't available at odd hours of the morning, followed by have to wait until you or someone you love won't stop maniacal trips to 7-1 1, are sure signs of an impending sucking their thumb; there are early warning signs to break-down. In one sad case, a boy was known to drive look for. all the way to Hammond for a sack of"sliders" from ( 1 ) Terminal sleep: Persons suffering from this sad af­ White Castle. fliction cannot wake up - in fact they don't want to The examples offered above are by no means the only Gone Bananas wake up, because doing so would mean facing the symptoms of insanity. However they offer a good clue world. Instead they sleep for hours on end, getting up as to where to start looking. Even if someone's insanity only so that they can take a nap. Many times these does not manifest itself in a way requiring help from the ananarama is a new British group that is fronted by three female people are sly about their symptoms. They sneak off to medical community, it can still be present. Some of the Bvocalists whose lighthearted approach is evident in their name; a isolated carrels in the library, or pay to snooze in the looniest individuals claim complete sanity. They do this fact which leader Siobhan Fahey stated when she remarked, "We just back of darkened theaters. In extreme instances, these while popping pills to calm imagined maladies. Worse wanted a silly name that expressed enjoyment and lightheartedness. people have been known to go into walking trances. yet, many of those professionals charged with helping Our first single was sung in Swahili, so we thought of something One portion of the brain feels so guilty for inactivity the demented have all-night movies and salami ice tropical - bananas - and added the "rama" because it sounded sil- .. that it subliminally attempts to appear active. Do not cream waiting at home. l y. awaken a victim of this ailment, as they may become The best cure, should you find yourself taking leave They take their music a little more seriously than it would appear violent or try to kiss you. So far there is no solid of the norm, is to look in the mirror, remember all the by that comment, as Fahey informed a British newspaper when she evidence supporting the theory that a high number of people responsible for driving you nutty (including said, "We don't see ourselves as the 80's version of The Supremes by philosophy majors are so afflicted. yourself), and vow not to let them get you. In fact you any means. What we're doing is something new - three girls who ( 2) Burnt candle syndrome: Named for the classic could even have a nice chat with yourself on the sub­ are just vocalists, yet in charge of everything they do. There's no "burning the candle at both ends syndrome." This is the ject, and then retire to a trunk room for a three-day exact opposite of terminal sleep - victims cannot snooze. Pat Beaudine

te~otd 1•vlew precedent at all." Maybe they give themselves too much credit in FLASH DANCE: little dance, less flash that quote because they aren't as charming or half as rocking as The Go Go's, for instance, but their debut album, Deep Sea Skiving, ex· nsulted once more by the."B" idea, but it is never realized. camera simply refuses to give her emplifies some potential and talent as it contains a few good grade motion pictures which room to move. In her welding job, pop/rock songs. I The main problem with this film is haunt the cinema in the springtime not once is there any conversation The first side of the album has both of their British hits, ·:He Was and enraged by the ineptitude of the total lack of character develop­ to indicate a conflict or any sort of ment in Alexandra. We are at first Really Say!n' Sometllin'" and "Shy Boy (Don't It Make You Feel film critic Gene Siskel, I have refused relationship between herself and Good)," and also includes an emotionally captivating song entitled to do a film review this week. The presented with a very moral young her fellow workers. At Mawby's, she woman whose only sins oflate are "What A Shambles" that highlights the disc. Although those songs cause? Flasbdance, a poorly made is happy and encouraging but never confessed as "telling a lie" and aren't exactly spectacular or as totally unprecedented a~ Fahey motion picture meant to tap into the restless or wanting to move out. claims, they are still good for what they're worth: entertaining and MTV vein, onto which Siskel at­ "thinking about sex." Furthermore, When she finally does get her though her welding boss, Nicky enjoyable pop. "Doctor Love" is also on the first side of Deep Sea tached his name and three stars. The chance, she rejects it upon discover­ Skiving and the only reason why it is worth listening to, besides the (Michael No uri), wishes to date her, TV lights must be getting hot. ing there was some outside help. In fact that it's written by ex-Jam member Paul Weller, is the soulful Thus, I have asked an engineer she refuses, thinking it is not right. turn, no one in the audience was Suddenly, she changes her mind and background singing of baritone phenom Brian Roney and the bass friend of mine, Steve Strakowski, to rooting for Alexandra as they would on her first date, after getting a pizza, playing of ace guitarist Dan Poorman, who surprisingly receive no reviewFiashdance for me. If there for someone like Rocky Balboa. credit on the album cover. she strips in front him ready for ac­ tion. Everyone still coherent in the In spite of all this, there are a The second side, like the first, is highlighted by a couple of Not D. Chalifour theatre was left wondering what had couple of bright spots. First, the prominent rock songs:" Hey Young London," a tribute to their home happened to the old character. From dance routines developed by Alex town, and the follower, "Young at Heart." What sets them apart is this point on, character incon· and her fellow workers are very their style and entertainment value. gruities in Alexandra are almost as good. They are in fact so good, that movie teview Other than that, the rest of the songs are somewhat indistin­ frequent as changes in scenery, and in spite of rather poor editing, the are any calls I'll be at the Dunes. guishable and dominated by cliches that are apparent from songs the lead is developed into a per· audience is able to see the talent like "Shy Boy" and "Boy Trouble." "Shy Boy" is especially notable for As an engineer, I know how those sonality that is totally unbelievable. emanating from performers who its familiar story in which a girl meets a shy boy and turns his life like myself are barely able to ap· After one particular restaurant scene probably should not have touched around; a relationship which is clear when they sing," He used to be preciate the artwork in a Donald involving Alex and Nicky, I was left this film in the first place. If these a shy boy/ till I made him my boy/ Never missed a heartbeat/ sitting Duck Comic Book, much less distin­ wondering whether director Adrian routines had been done on MTV, for in the backseat." Further in the song they also sing, "Every minute guish varying degrees of film excel­ Lyne and screenwriter Tom Hedley example, they'd be extraordinary. we're together/ seems to last forever/ ... he gives me love like no lence (unless the movie happens to had gone to Big Dan's Bar in New Here, they are simply out of place. one else." Another well trodden idea. "Boy Trouble" contains still deal with formulae, variables, and Bedford, Massachusetts to ask some The second bright point is the more redundant cliches. In quotes like, "He wants to take me out that type of stuff). However, upon of the individuals there to help them character of Grunt, Alexandra's dog. somewhere/ Got tickets for a show/ I say I've got to wash my hair/ seeing the filmFiashdance, it is describe the perfect woman. Grunt is played by a dog-actor Cos' I don't want to go/ Boy trouble- I think he's here to stay/ Boy quite obvious that it takes no expert named jumbo Red, and somehow, trouble- I wish he'd go away," the listener really wonders if they to watch this movie miss its steps. Although one could possibly get he manages to stay out of the are doing something unprecedented and new. Briefly, the movie is the story of a used to this ridiculous anomaly of a stupidest scenes. He apparently has girl named Alexandra Uennifer character, the total lack of conflict in a better manager. Also, many rock fans might have trouble accepting their music be· Beals) striving to fulfill her dreams the film makes one so unattached cause of the pop sound that is sometimes more suited for the Izod of joining the Pittsburgh Dance that periodic peeks at your watch My recommendation for this film gang than traditional rock tastes. Some of Banarama's songs are become the focus of the film's nar· is simple. If, on some weekend night, Company. By day, she works as a mediocre at best, like "Cheers Then" which might cure any case of welder, trying to earn the money rative movement. In Rocky, we are you find yourself with absolutely no­ insomnia, and "Na Na Hey Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye" which never . she'll need to put herself through presented with a man driven to win, thing to do and you've got four dol­ really gets off the ground. Surprisingly so, because that No. 1 hit for dance school. By night, she performs working hard, suffering, sweating. lars which you don't really need, and Steam many years back could have added to the album. in a local new wave nightclub called Saturday Night Fever features a man you really enjoy watching contem­ Mawby's Bar, your typical blue col­ climbing out of the ghetto, growing porary dance numbers, then just be Other than that, Deep Sea Skiving is, on the whole, periodically lar hangout. Ifyou've seen Rocky or and maturing. InFiasbdance, we fol­ glad you're not stuck watching successful although it isn't as good as some of The Go Go's material. Saturday Night Fever this should all low a woman who seems to be right Flasbdance. Use the money to buy a Even though that comparison might seem unfair, it is unavoidable sound very familiar, with the excep­ where she belongs. We only see her book, put gas in your car, or throw in because both groups play commercially appealing music and are tion that this time the story is told practice once, and then we are the alligator pond at the Brookfield both all-girl groups. In other words, if you don't like the Go Go's you through the eyes of a woman~ There treated to stylized close-ups of her Zoo. Or, better yet, stay home and might not like Bananarama, but if you do, then Bananarama's d::but is certainly a lot of potential in this jogging feet and bouncing hips. The study. album might be a satisfying experience. 1 Sports Brie.{§ Wednesday, April27, 1983- page 8 c===~======~======~ by The Obserz,er and The AJJocipted PreJJ Baseball likely

Another first Will OCCUr at Notre Dame Stadium this Saturday when two women's teams, interhall champion Farley Elway. tells Kush of his mistake Hall and runner-up Pasquerilla East, will play after the Blue-Gold game. Farley comes into the game with a 7-2 record. The team lost SAN JOSE, Calif (AP) - Rated by Colts were offered three top draft hung up." two games in regular season play last fall, before winning both games NFL scouts as one of the best passing choices plus other players by San "We've given all the reasons why to capture the title. PE also had a winning season, making the playoffs prospects ever to come out of col­ Diego, but they tuned· it down. He we picked him," said Ernie Accosri, for the second time in only its second season before losing to Farley, lege, John Elway said yesterday he said the Los Angeles Raiders also ot: Colts general manager, in declining 8-0, in the final game. - The Observer was disappointed that Baltimore did fered three first round choices. further comment. not complete a trade for him with "We're not challenging the draft," Elway, a versatile passer who can one of the West Coast teams he Jack Elway said. "All our dealings throw from the pocket or hit preferred. were honest and staightforward ... I receivers cross-field on the run, set "We have the same position we hope that Coach Kush doesn't NCAA career records with 774 com­ had previously," said Colts Coach mistake good manners for weak­ pleted passes, 1,246 attempts and will host the second The ND-SMC Sailing Club Fank Kush, "We drafted him with the ness." the lowest percentage of passes in­ annual Clean and Sweep Regatta for club members this weekend. idea of playing in Baltimore and we The younger Elway said he spoke tercepted. Interested members should attend tonight's meeting in the boat­ maintain that position." with Kush immediately after the Although his Stanford teams were house at 6:30. Everyone is welcome to attend. - The Obsenier Elway's father, San Jose State foot­ draft. mediocre and never played in a ball coach Jack Elway, said he told "I don't want to be a jerk, but I postseason bowl game, Elway set 17 Kush twice in person and then sent a told Mr. Kush 'You've been offered Pacific 10 records. In 1982, he com­ letter telling him that John wouldn't three ones and a quarterback, and pleted 262 of 405 passes for 3,242 play for Baltimore. Elway said the now you have nothing.' and then I yards and 24 touchdowns. The Fellowship of Christian Athletes is sponsoring an evening with assistant basketball coach John Shumate. The presentation will be held in the library lounge tonight at 8. The FCA promotes Christian fellowship in the hope that it will be • • • 'little guys' shared with the entire community. All are invited to attend the presentation. -The Observer continued from page 12 versally followed during Booksrore. school aspirations. Cunningham will "We juM go out and enjoy our­ put his quick hands to good use in the twice-weekly Sorin intrahall selves," he says. "I would rather play another capacity next year. Last league at Moreau Seminary run by with close friends and lose than join month, he was named Head Manager assistant rector Fr. Monk Malloy, a a team of strangers and win it all." of Senior Bar for the 1983-84 school former Notre Dame basketball Larry "Bubba" Cunningham, year. resumed last night in two NUL Hockey Playoffs player. US - The quickest guard in the Of course, there are others that cities. In Boston, the New York Islanders continued their quest for But life is not all jumpshots and tournament, Bubba ran - literally richly deserve mention - Casey their fourth straight cup as they defeated the Boston Bruins by the di~h-offs for Nanni. He spent last - the US attack. He engineered the Newell, Pete Smith, John Stein, Dan score of 5-2. Tomas Johsson, Mike Bossy and Duane Sutter scored summer in Washington as an intern fast break that helped register one of Absher, and others. I even found goals within a decisive seven minute span in the second period, and for New York senator Daniel the most impressive wins of the myself rooting for Mike Prevoznik of the Islanders hung on in the opening game of the Wales Conference Moynihan, and will return to Capitol tournament, a 21-3 trouncing of US, even though four years ago he hit final round. Billy Smith kicked out 30 shots for the winners. In. Ed­ Hill this summer to work on the Three Beers and Two Grape Nehis two key free throws to help knock monton, Wayne Gretzsky and Co. scored eight goa!~ for the second presidential campaign of Please in the sectional finals to reach my high school team out of the game in row as the Oilers won by the score of 8-2 over the Chicago Democratic senator Gary Hart of the Sweet 16. Pennsylvania state tournament. Black Hawks. -AP Colorado. "That's the way I've always But the afore'mentioned four wert: "I was recruited by some small played," says Cunningham, who my favorites, standing out in a colleges," says Nanni, who may just holds the career scoring record at tournament where sentiments ran use his outgoing personality and Naples( Fla.) High School, where he high and sentimental favorites were Italian good looks to enter politics played three years of varsity ball. plentiful. The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Denver Nug­ someday. "But I'm glad I came to "We weren't as competitive as teams gets last night by the score of 152-133 to go up 1-0 in their series. Notre Dame because it allowed me up north or in Miami or Orlando, but It may be a few years until we see a The 285 points scored broke a National Basketball Association to see what my other interests are we weren't bad." repeat of Bookstore XJI, and until Record for most points scored in a playoff game. George Gervin led besides basketball." Bubba plays year round - in sum­ then we should remember 1983 as all scorers with 42 points while Johnny Moore chipped in 24 for the Nanni could be seen with a smile mer leagues in Florida. and at the the year when Bookstore finallv Spurs. Denver's Alex English had 26 points for the losers. -AP on his face throughout the pressure­ Rock four or five nights a week at reached its goal - when the littl~ packed final games. His philosophy Notre Dame. guys took on the big guys . _ . is simple, but unfortunately not uni- An accounting major with law And won. Classifieds

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1 The Observer Wednesday, April27, 1983 - page 9 l Doubles trouble I I Women's tennis team slides to .500 l ByJANE HEALEY Lisa LaFratta and Laura Lee lost a Petro can understand the situa­ I Assistant Sports Editor tough match to Schendel and Ye~1: tion the players are in. Although I 7-5, 3-6, and 4-6. Petro had been they lost yesterday, she did not get I "There was some good tennis out hoping to count on this doubles pair worried, but looked for something here today," said Sharon Petro, after their fine showing at Purdue good to come out of the afternoon. coach of the Notre Dame women's over the weekend. But she. found "If we can just learn from our \ tennis team. "There were some real fault in their play yesterday. mistakes after days like this, then we ... I close matches out here. It's just un- "They just didn't put the ball away are only going to get better," Petro fortunate that we won one of them when they should have," Partro said. said. "If we do learn, then I'll be hap­ and they won two." "We've had that problem before. py." The "they" was We<>tern Michigan When the opportunity is there, we University which narrowly defeated don't take it." the Irish 5-4 on th Courtney Courts Everything rested on the last yesterday. The loss gave Notre doubles match with the team scores ... Defense Dame a 8-8 spring season record. locked at 4-4. In the first game, the The easiest singles match of the Irish team of Cathy Schnell and day was played by freshman Susie Greta Roemer were beating Julie continued from page 10 Panther. A former No. 1 player, Pan- Hawthorne and Janet Ray 5-0. But help with the backup roles. There ther is recovering from a back injury the Bronco pair battled back to take speed alone will help us although we and competeing at the No. 4 spot for the set 7-5. The Irish took the next don't want to put too much pressure Notre Dame. She easily handled one 6-1, but Ray and Hawthorne on them." Lynne Schendel6-1, 6-l. teamed up the win the third set and The secondary will be bolstered "It was one of my easiest the match 6-3. the most by the class of 1987 as five matches," Panther said. "I felt like all "I hope they learned their lesson," top prospects. History has shown at ~ I had to do was hit the ball over and . Petro said. "They were up 5-0 and Notre Dame that the secondary has I'd get the point. That's not a good · lost it. At this level of competition, been the easiest position for a fresh­ \ feeling. you just can't do that. They have to man to break in to and start. From j "I don't like playing fourth singles. stay intense." Luther Bradley in 1973, to joe I have to make it a challenge for The team as a whole must stay in­ I Johnson in 1981, five freshmen have i myself, because I don't really have to tense at this point. With a bid to the broken into the starting lineup work. 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The Observer Wednesday, April27, 1983- page 10 Spring goals met Johnson likes what he sees on 'D' JJy LOUIE SOMOGYI passed between 30 to 45 times in the game against the Sports Writer Irish)," notes Johnson. "One of the hardest things for a defensive lineman to do is to fight his way to the quar­ As far as Notre Dame defensve coordinator Jim terback since the offensive lineman of today can now Johnson is concerned, the Irish defense will return next use his hands," he continues. "It is a very tiring process fall with goals from this spring well accomplished. for the defensive man especially on early in the season "First of all we wanted to give are young people ex­ when the weather is hot. Hopefully, we can counter perience so that they can improve," says Johnson. that with some good depth up front." ... "We've done that. But the main things we especially From an overall perspective, the defense will have wanted were no major injures and a better overall foot­ better quickness than Irish teams from the past. It will ball team then we started with. There is no question also have a greater balance of talent betwt:en members that we have done that." of certain units than in the past when a Crable stood out However, there is a major trouble spot that concerns for the linebackers or a Duerson stood out for the Johnson. secondary. "We can't say that we're very strong up front yet," he "Furjanic (Middle linebacker Tony) has given us admits. "Of course we didn't have Mike Gann playing quickness on the inside with Larkin (inside linebacker for us this spring so that he can rest his knee. And I don't Mike)," says Johnson. "Add to that the speed that is evi­ know how you just go out and replace a Kevin Griffith dent in our secondary with people like Stacey Toran, or Bob Clasby. We do have talented people, but they are Chris Brown, and Joe Johnson, and were going to have still young freshmen who need valuable game ex­ some great quickness. perience." "These kids are also tremendously competitive and The young freshmen that Johnson refers to are flip physical people. The tremendous hitting they put on tackle Eric Dorsey and contain tackle Greg Dingens. this spring demonstrated that. It will be more of a "Both especially have had awfully good springs and balanced team than we've had before. If we can get the have really found a home at their positons. They have defensive line to surface, we'll be very balanced over­ made very good progress throughout the course of all." spring. They're going to have to grow up fast in the fall, While Johnson has tabbed Larkin and Furjanic as though, when they get exposed to more tougher game­ "two of the better ones around at their positons" in the The Observu/Pet~ Laches like situatons," evaluates Johnson. country, he is pleased that there really is no single Next season Dave Duerson, pictured above, will be doing his Given that there may be some inexperience up front, player that stands out fron anybody else this year on the running on Chicago's Soldier Field. The Chicago Bears made Duer­ the situatiion is offset in that there is not much sepera­ defense. son their third round selection in yesterday's annual National tion of talent between members of the first team, and "We have good leadership from five or six people out Football League professional draft. See Mike Riccardi's story on members on the second sq!.lad. For example, Jon Autry there," says Johnson. "That makes it a good situation in page 12. returns as the number one nose guard, but the man be­ that the players can help each other out on the field hind him is Tim Marshall who was a starter at that posi­ instead of relying on just one man to look up to for ______consultants to ______tion his freshman and sophomore years before he had to leadership." sit out all oflasi:"year with a foot injury: - - 'file biggest goal that Johnson strives for is conSis- .. Multinational firms Meanwhile, Gann logically would be considered a tency. shoo-in at flip-tackle next fall after his sensational "Last year, at times we played like crazy," says seek qualified individuals with season last year. But after Dorsey's outstanding spring Johnson," but then all of a sudden it always seemed that language and area expertise on campaign, Johnson is not so sure. we would give up a very long drive that would really kill foreign markets. Expertise should That is why with such good depth on the line, the us. 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Elway opts for baseball Colts roll dice and come up empty NEW YORK (AP) - The Bal­ sions, four of them had been picked three players chosen on the first timore Colts, unable to strike the in the opening round. This time it round, national champion Penn right deal for the No. I choice in the was six; one going to each of the t1ve State and Arkansas two each. National Football League draft, teams in the American Conference's The first star of the rival United gambled and apparently lost yester­ Eastern Division, including the States Football League to be chosen day when they picked Stanford quar­ Colts. was wide receiver Trumaine terback John Elway. Just as they Six defensive backs also were Johnson of Grambling State, the tuned down trades, Elway a pure taken in the first round, along with leading receiver for the Chicago dropback passer who was called the five offensive linemen, tour running Blitz. Johnson, who would have biggest quarterback prize since Joe backs, including No. 2 pick Eric been a sure first round choice if he Namath, said he would torgo foot­ Dickerson of Southern Methodist, to had not signed with the USFL, was ball for a baseball career with the the Los Angeles Rams, and No. 3 picked first on the sixth round by New York Yankees unless the Colts Curt Warner of Penn State to Seattle; the San Diego Chargers. trade him to a West Coast team in three defensive linemen, two wide I the next few days. receivers, one tight end and one But the player who counted to the I "As I stand here now, it's going to linebacker. NFL, the one who dominated pre­ I be baseball," the 6'2 l/2" all­ Pitt and Southern California had draft maneuvering, was Elway. American told a news conference in l San Jose, Calif. "I haven't ruled out I football yet, but I'm a lot closer to baseball than I was before." I The Colts, however, insisted they Hunter fits Bills I did not draft Elway just to trade him I ., elsewhere. Elway told the Colts before the I Not~e Dame's Tony Hunter was selected in the first round of yes­ I draft he didn't want to play for them terday's National Football League draft. Hunter, the first Irish player I and he left no doubt yesterday in taken, was the 12th pick overall. I talking with Baltimore Coach Frank "Buffalo's a good team with a winning tradition," said Hunter after Kush that he would not change his his selection. "At first I wanted to go to a warm weather team, but I mind. I that doesn't really matter." Elway said his agent, Marvin Hunter, who had left school this semester to tend to family busi­ I Demoff, had been talking with ness in his home town of Cincinnati, had been rumored to be going ~ Yankees owner George Steinbren­ to the Los Angeles Rams. When the Rams improved their position in I ner about a five-year escalating the draft, however, the Bills and the Denver Broncos became the I salary deal that would average about . favorites to select Hunter, a tight end who, in the opinion of Bills Tight end Tony Hunter will be catching balls from joe Ferguson SSOO,OOO a year. coach Kay Stephenson, is in the mold of San Diego Charger star Kel­ I next season because the Buffalo Bills made tbe Cincinnati, Ohio The selection of Elway began a len Winslow. native their first round pick in yesterday's NFL pro draft. See Mike quarterback parade unmatched in The oddity of the afternoon, however, was provided by - who t Riccardi's account of the draft at right. NFL draft history. On three occa- else - the Chicago Bears, who selected Tom Thayer in the fourth l round - three hours after the Notre Dame offensive tackle signed a I contract with the United States Football League's Chicago Blitz. I Thayer, in Chicago, was unavailable for comment. I "We hadn't heard about the Blitz situation," said a Bears spokes­ I Bookstore's 'little guys' man. "It wasn't a major news item. But we retain hope of signing Thaver in the future." I. o'ther Notre Dame players selected in yesterday's draft were: When they created Bookstore Basketball 12 years I Dave Duerson, Chicago Bears, third round; Larry Moriarty, Houston ago, they had these guys in mind. I Chris Needles Oilers, fifth round; Bob Clasby, Seattle Seahawks, ninth round; Mark They are the little guys, the ones who have no busi­ ness being on the same basketball court with 6-10 be­ Sports Editor Emeritus Zavagnin, Chicago Bears, ninth round. The Observer will have a full report on the Notre Dame contingent I hemoths and bulky football players. Bookstore gave selected in the draft tomorrow. l them the opportunity to test their skills against the best ,)layers on campus. t This year, the 12th year of Bookstore, the little guys "We didn't have any superstars;" says Sweeney, took it to the big guys like never before. whose team upset top seeds Double Decker Oreo This year, the little guys proved that they are the best Cookie and Bad to the Bone en route to the title. "We basketball players on campus. just played as a team. We play regularly over at the I Of the 20 players in this year's Final Four, only one­ (Moreau) Seminary, and we had some set plays on of­ r Tim Andree - was a varsity athlete. It was the first time fense and defense - they were simple, but we were in Bookstore history that the finals featured nary a var­ more organized than most other teams. Everything we sity athlete. tried seemed to work." That made this year's Bookstore tournament far more During his undergraduate days, Sweeney played for I enjoyable than any other I've seen. Four players in par­ two seasons at tiny St. Mary's College in Minnesota, but .. ticular - all under six feet tall - were joys to watch, quit the team after it abandoned a team concept, which and now it's time for them to get the recognition they had helped Sweeney's high school team capture the deserve: Wisconsin state championship in his senjor year. In fact, • Paul DeAngelis, US - The senior guard from many of the defenses Macri's used in the tournament Drexel Hill, Pa., used a hot outside shooting touch to were borrowed from Sweeney's high school playbook. lead US to the Final Four and earn Mr. Bookstore Sweeney's wife, Tami, is a weekend news reporter for honors. Much like N.C. ·state's Dereck Whittenburg, WNDU-TV. The Sweeneys will celebrate their second DeAngelis was able to hit several long jumpers in the anniversary June 12, and are expecting their first child clutch to thwart opponents' 2-3 zone defenses that are in July. so popular in Bookstore. Now that's teamwork. DeAngelis played his high school ball at Monsignor Lou Nanni, Tequila White Lightning - He was Bonner of the Philadelphia Catholic League, but his the Napoleon of Bookstore, the little general who could teams didn't meet with the same success as US. always be heard barking out instructions to his "We made the league playoffs my junior year," says teammates to counteract an enemy's defense. DeAngelis, who averaged 16 points a game in his senior But running the show is nothing new for Lou. He has season. "But the next year we weren't very good." played point guard ever since he first picked up a bas­ Even though DeAngelis was recruited by nearby Divi­ ketball, attaining all-conference honors .his junior and sion III powers Widener and Scranton, he chose Notre senior years at Akron High School just outside Buffalo, Dame to further his academics. He is a preprofessional N.Y. He holds the school record for assists in a game major, with hopes of entering med school next year at ( 16 ), and averaged 8 assists and 16 points a game ifl his Hahnemann Medical College in Philadelphia. career. His basketball education also continued at ND. "I get a lot of satisfaction out of taking a team and "I played everything my first couple of years," says getting the most out of it," says Nanni, a junior liberal DeAngelis, who played for US in the last three tourna­ studies/government major who was a third-team all­ ments, leading them to the Thirsty 32 and Elite Eight Bookstore selection. "We didn't have all that much prior to this year. "Club ball, intrahall, interhall, talent this yeai. hut we got a lot out of it. I think to play engineering league. This semester it's been strictly at at one's maximum ability is a victory in itself." the Rock three or four times a week. The competition's Nanni is generally recognized as one of the top bal­ always fair to good, and it gives you the chant ce to get in lplayers on campus, and rightly so. He has led Sorin's shape and try different things that you wouldn't try in interhall team to the campus finals the last two years, the tournament." only to lose by one point each time. As a member of Joe "F.G." Sweeney, Macri's Preferred Stock - Tequila the past three years, he has finished no worse This first-year MBA student from Madison, Wis. - the than the Sweet 16 (ironically, US beat Tequila to reach only member of Macri's who is not a law student - the Elite Eight last year, only to see Tequila return the Sorin Hall resident Lou Nanni shown above driving to the hoop captured the Bookstore MVP award in leading his team favor to make the finals this season). in Sunday's Bookstore XII Championship game, is one of four 1 o nine straight victories and the championship. Nanni is also an active participant in "Monk Hoops," "little guys" who were instrumental in their team's success during If Sweeney had his way, though, there would be five the tournament. In his column today, Chris Needles profiles the see GUYS,' page 8 MVP trophies, one for each of his teammates. 'LITTLE four men who were short in size, but big in heart.