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ance policy on him after the first acci- MONDAY EVENING MAY 8, 2006 6PM 6:30 7PM 7:30 8PM 8:30 9PM 9:30 10PM 10:30 dent. Thinking that his own grand- E S E = Eagle Cable S = S&T Telephone mother would “bet” on his death has Stories, tangled web First 48 Streetwise info; el- The Iceman Tapes Inside Story: Red-Light Districts Sex clubs in Mos- First 48 Streetwise info; el- made our grief even harder to bear. At 36 47 A&E -DEAR ABBY: After being single for derly man. (TVPG) (TVPG) cow, Japan, and Nevada. (TVPG) derly man. (TVPG) abigail first, when we confronted her, she said several years, I met the man of my David Blaine: Drowned Alive (N) (HD) What About Brian (N) KAKE News (:35) Nightline (:05) Jimmy Kimmel Live she had taken out the policy to ensure his 4 6 ABC (HD) at 10 (N) (TV14) dreams. “Chet” was everything I was van buren proper burial because we have no Dog Shows & Competitions: Crufts Dog Show 2006 (Live) Dog Shows & Competitions: Crufts Dog Show 2006 searching for. We have become very 26 54 ANPL money. (My wife was diagnosed with (Replay) close, and I’d trust him with my life. For cancer 3 1/2 years ago, and the treatment The West Wing: Institutional The West Wing: Election The West Wing: Election The West Wing: Requiem The West Wing: Transi- nearly a year our relationship has been 63 67 BRAVO Memory Day (TVPG) Day, Part 2 (TVPG) tion (TVPG) dear abby left us destitute.) (HD) (HD) (HD) (HD) (HD) bliss. Chet seems to be completely de- • King Qu. (N) How I Met Two & 1/2 New Adv. CSI: Miami: Shock Eyewitness (:35) Late Show with David Ferguson The policy is many times the cost of 7 11 CBS voted to me. (HD) (N) (HD) (N) (HD) (N) (HD) (TV14) (N) (HD) News Letterman (HD) (TV14) to get past this because we really are our son’s funeral. When the funeral di- He told me when we first met that his Monster Garage: Armored Amer Hot Rod: ‘61 Impala Chopper: FANtasy Bike; Stunt: Cliff Stunt Monster Garage: Armored good together. Please help me. — rector asked my wife and me in the pres- 55 42 DISC wife had died seven years ago from dia- Dunkster (TVPG) Bubbletop; Part 2 Susan Morisset Biker (TVPG) Dunkster (TVPG) DAZED IN DENVER ence of other relatives (including his Kim: Bueno Lizzie (TV So Raven The Suite Phil (TVY7) So Raven “Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams” (‘02) betes. He seemed upset at the memory 33 56 DEAR DAZED: Your confusion is grandmother), if there was a life insur- DISN Nacho G) (TVY7) (TVY7) (TVY7) aac The kids face a nefarious scientist. of her loss, and I never pressed him for understandable, but for your own sake ance policy to defray the expenses, I 49 66 E!TV The Soup Chelsea H. Simple 2 Simple 2 Dr. 90210 (TV14) E! News The Daily Simple 2 The Girls more details. He wears a lock of her hair you must open your eyes and see clearly. turned and looked at her. She didn’t ut- 22 28 ESPN @ (5:00) MLB Baseball (Live) (HD) Baseball Tonight (HD) i SportsCenter (HD) Baseball Outside braided to his, and I never really thought The man you would trust with your life ter a word! We borrowed the money 23 29 ESPN2 much about it. Team Cmptn Team Cmptn Paintball from Miami Paintball from Miami Quite from New York Paintball from Miami is someone who dwells in his own real- from my wife’s brother. 32 58 aa Well, Chet took me “home” for the FAM “Uptown Girls” (‘03) Nanny grows up. Line Line The 700 Club Home Video Home Video ity; he bends the truth for his own con- We don’t want a penny of this “blood aa aa aa Easter holiday. Some things were casu- 35 - FMC “Health” (‘80) Satire of fools and faddists. “The Boy in Blue” (‘86, Drama) (R) “Health” (‘80) (PG) venience. Your relationship may feel money” for ourselves or our son’s burial. Emeril Live: Mom’s Day Unwrapped Unwrapped Secret Life ...: Secret (TV Good Eats $40 a Day Unwrapped Unwrapped ally said in passing, and his story began 53 45 FOOD warm and cozy, but you can’t believe a But now our son’s grandmother is act- Off (TV G) (TV G) (TV G) Dips G) (TV G) (TV G) (TV G) to unravel. After I got home I accessed word the man says — and my advice to ing very hostile to us. We feel she saw Prison Break: Go (TV14) 24: Day 5: 3:00 AM-4:00 Fox Report Blind Date Blind Date Maury (TVPG) public records and found in place of a 13 7 FOX you is to double-check EVERYTHING our son’s bad driving record and thought (N) (HD) AM (TV14) (N) (HD) (TVPG) (TVPG) death certificate, a judgment for divorce he has told you. she had a chance to profit from his death. 27 25 FX Married Married King King ‘70s ‘70s “Black Hawk Down” Ambush in Somalia. (R) in 2001! I couldn’t believe that Chet Your boyfriend appears to be a com- Are we wrong? — BROKENHEART- 30 27 FXSP @ MLB Baseball Rockies at Cardinals (Live) Rockies Crush No Around Trk Red Sox would lie to me. I felt such a deep con- pulsive liar, and if you are wise, you will ED PARENTS IN TEXAS - 60 HALL Walker: Brainchild “Ordinary Miracles” Temporary custody. MASH MASH MASH MASH nection to him. end the relationship before you get DEAR BROKENHEARTED: You Too Hot Not to Handle A glimpse into the causes and effects of global warm- Real Time with Bill Maher Costas NOW When I confronted him about it, he 5 - HBO sucked in any further. You fell in love have my sympathy not only for the loss ing. (TVMA) told me that to him, she IS dead. He says with the person he portrayed himself to of your son, but also the loss of your il- 62 44 HGTV Cash Attic Cash Attic Ext.Homes House Hunt House Hunt Designed Design Double Cash Attic Cash Attic he never looks back, only forward, and UFO Files: Alien Engi- Mega Disasters: San Francisco Earthquake San Modern Marvels: Inviting Di- UFO Files: Alien Engi- be, but it’s not who he really is at all. lusions about his grandmother. People 58 48 HIST that he didn’t want to discuss it further. neering, Part 1 (TVPG) Francisco’s earthquake risk. (TVPG) saster 4 (TVPG) neering, Part 1 (TVPG) DEAR ABBY: Our 24-year-old son who feel guilty often act hostile. Unless When I brought up the trust issue, he said Friends Friends Friends Friends Family Family Raymond Raymond “A Night at the Roxbury” was killed recently in an auto accident. there is something you failed to mention 25 38 IND he had never cheated on me or been with (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) (TVPG) Party wannabes. We had long dreaded that his life might in your letter, it appears you have as- another woman — completely ignoring 18 63 LIFE Unsolved (TVPG) “Murder on Pleasant Drive” (‘06, Drama) Will (HD) Will (HD) Frasier Frasier end like this. He had a history of many sessed the grandmother’s motives cor- the fact he’d lied. 54 74 MTV Yo Momma Yo Momma Yo Momma Yo Momma Direct Effect (TVPG) N.Cannon N.Cannon N.Cannon N.Cannon traffic tickets and a terrible driving rectly. I could understand his wearing his 9 News (N) ET (TV G) Deal or No Deal (TVPG) (:01) The Apprentice: Back Medium: Death Takes a 9 News (N) (:35) Jay record. He had totaled three vehicles in Dear Abby is written by Abigail Van 3 9 NBC deceased wife’s hair — but his divorced (HD) (N) to School (TVPG) Policy (TV14) (HD) (HD) Leno (HD) the last three years. The wreck that killed Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, Deal or No Deal (TVPG) (:01) The Apprentice: Back Medium: Death Takes a KSN News at Tonight Show with Jay Late Night wife’s? Now he says it isn’t her hair; it’s 8 8 NBC him was his fourth accident in three and was founded by her mother, Pauline (N) to School (TVPG) Policy (TV14) (HD) 10 Leno (TV14) (N) (HD) (R) (HD) hair he bought and he likes the way it years. Phillips. Write Dear Abby at www.Dear 34 55 NICK Sponge All Grown Funniest Funniest Funniest Funniest Mad About Funniest Bel-Air Bel-Air looks. Then why did he tell me it was his We have discovered that our son’s Abby.com or P.O. Box 69440, Los An- Antiques Roadshow: Provi- American Experience: An- Catherine the Great BBC World My Family Charlie Rose (N) wife’s hair? I want more than anything 2 2 PBS grandmother took out a large life insur- geles, CA 90069. dence, RI (TV G) nie Oakley (TVPG) (TVPG) (N) News 38 71 SCIFI Stargate: Hathor Stargate: SG-1: Entity Stargate (TVPG) “Epoch: Evolution” Monolith mystery. (R) SATURDAY EVENING MAY 6, 2006 61 72 SPK Amazing (TV14) Police: Teen Chases CSI (TVPG) CSI (TVPG) Unleashed (TVPG) 6PM 6:30 7PM 7:30 8PM 8:30 9PM 9:30 10PM 10:30 While You Anne’s birth- Martha (TV G) Project: Get Them While We’re Killing the Kids!: We’re Killing the Kids!: 39 43 TLC day. (TV G) They’re Young Sugar and Spite Sweet & Sour (TV G) E S E = Eagle Cable S = S&T Telephone Cold Case Files: The Well; Cold Case (TVPG) Justice: John Wayne Gacy: American Justice: Driven Cold Case Files: The Well; 28 40 TNT A NBA Basketball: Playoffs - Teams TBA (Live) (HD) A NBA Basketball: Playoffs - Teams TBA (Live) (HD) 36 47 A&E The Deadly Ex Buried Secrets to Kill (TVPG) The Deadly Ex 51 49 TRAV 5 Takes (TVPG) Bourdain (TVPG) Bourdain: Japan 5 Takes (TVPG) Bourdain (TVPG) “Seabiscuit” (‘03, Drama) aaa Tobey Maguire, Jeff Bridges. Tale of the KAKE News (:35) Insider (:05) Entertainment To- 21 59 TVLND Beaver Beaver Beaver Beaver Times Times Happening Cheers Court Sanford 4 6 ABC scrappy 1930s racehorse and its jockey, trainer and owner. (HD) at 10 night 60 79 UNIV La fea más bella Barrera de amor Cristina (TV14) Primer imp Noticiero La hora de (TVPG) Pet Star: Pet Star’s Greatest Moments 2 Highlights Wild Kingdom: Amazon Pet Star: Pet Star’s Greatest Moments 2 Highlights 20 37 USA Law & Order (HD) ! WWE Raw (Live) ! WWE Raw (Live) Law & Order (HD) Law & Order (HD) 26 54 ANPL from past three seasons. (TV G) Claws from past three seasons. (TV G) Friends Raymond 7th Heaven: And Thank Everwood: All the Lonely WB2 News at Nine (N) Raymond Will (TV14) (5:00) “Gangs of New York” (‘02) aaa “Native Americans” “Gangs of New York” (‘02, Drama) aaa “Native Americans” 12 3 WB (TVPG) (TVPG) You (TV G) (N) People (N) (HD) (TVPG) 63 67 BRAVO clash with gangs of Irish immigrants in New York City. (R) clash with gangs of Irish immigrants in New York City. 99 39 WGN Home Videos Home Videos WGN News at Nine Sex & City Becker Home Videos CSI: NY: Wasted CSI: Crime Scene Investi- 48 Hours Mystery: Shat- Eyewitness (:35) Drew (:05) Alias: A Higher Ech- 7 11 CBS (TVPG) (R) (HD) gation (R) (HD) tered Dreams (N) News Carey elon Perfect Disaster: Super Perfect Disaster: Super Ty- Perfect Disaster: Mega Next Megaquake The Perfect Disaster: Super 55 42 DISC Tornado (TV14) phoon (TV14) Flood (TV14) “Megathrust”. (TVPG) Tornado (TV14) Emperor’s The Buzz Life Derek The Suite Hannah So Raven “Gotta Kick It Up” (‘02) Marshal Middle School was 33 56 DISN Weekend Movie Schedule (TV G) (TVY7) (TV G) (TVY7) (TVY7) not going to have a dance team. 49 66 E!TV E! True Hollywood Story: Home Improvement SNL: Charlize Theron The Girls The Girls Sexiest Rock Stars Saturday Dumber” (’ 94) Two complete FMC “Down Periscope” (’ 96) 22 28 ESPN Kickboxing Kickboxing Kickboxing Kickboxing Baseball Tonight (HD) i SportsCenter (HD) Fastbreak Baseball 23 29 ESPN2 K Volleyball (Live) NHRA Qualifying from Atlanta (Taped) Strong Man Strong Man Strong Man Strong Man 5 p.m. BRAVO “Gangs of New morons drive cross-country to A cocky Navy officer is ordered 32 58 FAM “The Goonies” (‘85) aac Youths seek pirate’s cache. Line Line Line “My Martian” (‘99) aa York” (’ 02) “Native Americans” return ill-gotten money. Jim aboard a WWII-era submarine. 35 - FMC “That Thing You” “All That Jazz” (‘79, Dance) aaaa Roy Scheider. (R) “That Thing You Do!” (‘96) aaa clash with gangs of Irish immi- Carrey, Jeff Daniels. (2:05) Kelsey Grammer, Lauren Holly. Emeril Live: Big Bold Great American Pie Food Finds: American Pies Iron Chef America: Flay vs. Great American Pie grants in New York City. (2:00) 53 45 FOOD Desserts (TV G) Cook-Off Very best pies. Pagano (TV G) Cook-Off 9 p.m. DISN “Gotta Kick It Cops Cops America’s (TVPG) St. Elsewhere: Cramming Mad TV (TV14) (N) Blind Date Blind Date Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Day- Up” (’ 02) Marshal Middle TNT “A Time to Kill” (’ 96) A 13 7 FOX (TV14) (N) (TV14) (R) (TVPG) (TVPG) Lewis. (3:30) School was not going to have a hot shot attorney takes on a ra- 27 25 FX S NASCAR Nextel Cup: Crown Royal 400 from Richmond, Va. (Live) “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” aa FMC “That Thing You Do!” (’ dance team. Susan Egan, Camille cially-charged murder case. 30 27 FXSP @ MLB Baseball Astros at Rockies (Live) Rockies Fball Colorado at San Jose 96) Nostalgic portrait of a clean- Guaty. (2:00) Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jack- - 60 HALL “Go With Me” (‘06) “Where There’s a Will” (‘05, Drama) (NR) “Where There’s a Will” (‘05, Drama) (NR) “Paparazzi” (‘04) Film (:15) “Father of the Bride” (‘91) A father pays for “Monster-in-Law” (‘05, Comedy) aa Jennifer cut ‘60s pop group called the FX “The League of Extraordi- son. (3:00) 5 - HBO star’s revenge. (HD) an elaborate wedding for his daughter. Lopez. Woman battles mother for son’s love. Wonders. Tom Everett Scott, Liv nary Gentlemen” (’ 03) Victorian USA “Face/Off” (’ 97) A fed- 62 44 HGTV Design Divine 1st Place reDesign Design Design Gardener Trading Up Design Divine Tyler. (2:00) superheroes join together to eral agent has his face altered to The Boneyard: Where Machines End Their Lives The World Trade Center: Rise and Fall of an Ameri- The Boneyard: Machines 58 48 HIST Life after the scrap heap. (TVPG) can Icon WTC’s rise and fall. (TVPG) (TVPG) LIFE “Lies and Deception” (’ battle the villain called the Fan- match a dangerous criminal’s. “The Replacements” (‘00, Comedy) A strike forces a coach to (:40) “Dumb & Dumber” (‘94) aac Jim Carrey, “A. Ventura” 25 38 IND 05) Woman stunned to learn her tom. Sean Connery, Shane West. John Travolta, Nicolas Cage. recruit a team of second-string bench-warmers. Jeff Daniels. Two idiots drive cross-country. (‘94) supposedly dead husband is (4:00) (3:00) 18 63 LIFE “Deception” (‘05) aa “The Truth About Love” Wife’s suspicions. “Gospel of Deceit” (‘06) ac Wife and a drifter. 54 74 MTV Parental Parental Parental Parental Key West Key West Punk’D Punk’D Punk’D Punk’D found murdered in Chicago. HBO “Monster-in-Law” (’ 05) 7 p.m. HALL “Jane Doe: Yes, Entertainment Tonight Dateline NBC (N) Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Criminal In- 9 News (N) Saturday Mädchen Amick, Andrew W. A temp worker’s romance with a I Remember It Well” (’ 06) Men- 3 9 NBC tims Unit (R) (HD) tent (TV14) (R) (HD) (HD) Night (HD) Walker. (2:00) surgeon is nearly ruined by his talist threatens to reveal secret Dateline NBC (N) Law & Order: Special Vic- Law & Order: Criminal In- KSN News at Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks; Red 8 8 NBC tims Unit (R) (HD) tent (TV14) (R) (HD) 10 Hot Chili Peppers (TV14) (HD) SCIFI “Skeleton Man” An elite meddling mother. Jennifer agent identities. Lea Thompson, 34 55 NICK Guide Drake All That Amanda Full House Bel-Air Mad About Cosby Roseanne Roseanne military unit is tasked with hunt- Lopez, Jane Fonda. (2:00) Joe Penny. (2:00) Appearance As Time Go Lawrence Welk: Southern RedGreen: Austin City Limits (TV G) Soundstage (TV G) (HD) Python ing down a mysterious horseman. LIFE “Gospel of Deceit” (’ 06) LIFE “The Girl Next Door” (’ 2 2 PBS Show (TV G) Cell Hell (R) 38 71 SCIFI “Skeleton Man” ac “A.I. Assault” (‘05, Action) Killer robots. (NR) “Arachnid” (‘01, Horror) Man-eating spider. Michael Rooker, Casper Van The dutiful wife of a preacher be- 98) A police psychologist helps a 61 72 SPK “Alien Resurrection” aa Ripley does it again MXC MXC “Alien 3" aa Ripley & the alien survive crash. Dien. (2:00) comes attracted to a handsome young woman haunted by the While You Were Out: Mi- Shalom in the Home: The People (TV People (TV People (TV People (TV Trading: Charleston: 39 43 TLC 5:30 p.m. HBO “Paparazzi” (’ drifter. Alexandra Paul, J.C. memory of a murder. Tracey ami: Swamp Den Wexlers G) G) G) G) Dearsley Court (TV G) 04) Four photographers are the MacKenzie. (2:00) Gold, Tom Irwin. (2:00) 28 40 TNT A NBA Basketball: Playoffs - Teams TBA (Live) (HD) Inside the NBA (Live) “Shaft” (‘00) aac Shaft is targeted. 51 49 TRAV World Poker: Foxwood’s World Poker Finals Stranded Stranded World Poker: Foxwood’s World Poker Finals target of a rising Hollywood star’s SCIFI “Arachnid” (’ 01) Res- 7:15 p.m. HBO “Father of the 21 59 TVLND Times Times Times Times Times Times Times Times Times Times revenge. Cole Hauser, Robin cue team encounters a giant, man- Bride Part II” (’ 95) His 60 79 UNIV Sábado gigante (TVPG) Primer imp Noticiero Otro rollo (TV14) Tunney. (1:30) eating spider while looking for a daughter’s pregnancy sparks a 20 37 USA Law & Order (HD) Law & Order (HD) Law & Order (HD) Law & Order (HD) Law & Order (HD) 6 p.m. ABC “Seabiscuit” (’ 03) pilot. Chris Potter, Alex Reid. midlife crisis for dad and some (3:00) “The Firm” (‘93, Ad- Friends Friends Will (TV14) Raymond WB2 News at Nine (N) Star Trek: Enterprise: Ob- 12 3 WB aptation) aaa (R) (TV14) (TV14) (TVPG) server Effect Tale of the scrappy 1930s race- (2:00) rash choices. Steve Martin, 99 39 WGN (5:30) “This Old Cub” (‘04) (NR) WGN News @ MLB Baseball (Live) (HD) horse and its jockey, trainer and SPK “Alien 3” (’ 92) Ripley Diane Keaton. (1:45) owner. Tobey Maguire, Jeff crashes on a planet that’s a penal 8 p.m. FAM “Looney Tunes: SUNDAY EVENING MAY 7, 2006 Bridges. (3:00) colony, but the alien survives, too. Back in Action” (’ 03) DJ Drake 6PM 6:30 7PM 7:30 8PM 8:30 9PM 9:30 10PM 10:30 FAM “The Goonies” (’ 85) A Sigourney Weaver, Charles S. enlists the help of the Looney E S E = Eagle Cable S = S&T Telephone band of young adventurers sets Tunes to help find his missing fa- Flip House House flip. Abused Battered woman. Intervention: Follow Up 2 CSI: Miami: Legal Nightclub Flip House House flip. Dutton. (2:00) 36 47 A&E (TVPG) (TV14) (TV14) murder. (TV14) (TVPG) out to discover a pirate’s lost trea- 9:30 p.m. FMC “That Thing ther. Brendan Fraser, Jenna Extreme Makeover: Peter Desperate Housewives Grey’s Anatomy: Damage KAKE News Sports Over- (:05) Lawyer Sports Ma- sure. Sean Astin, Josh Brolin. You Do!” (’ 96) Nostalgic portrait Elfman. (2:00) 4 6 ABC Family (TVPG) (N) (N) (HD) Case (TV14) (HD) at 10 time Line chine All New Planet’s Funniest All New Planet’s Funniest All New Planet’s Funniest All New Planet’s Funniest All New Planet’s Funniest (2:30) of a clean-cut ‘60s pop group FMC “Mischief” (’ 85) The 26 54 ANPL Animals (TV G) Animals (TV G) Animals (TV G) Animals (TV G) Animals (TV G) IND “The Replacements” (’ called the Wonders. Tom Everett coming-of-age sexcapades of a Law & Order: Criminal In- Actor’s Studio: Casts of Law & Order: Criminal In- Law & Order: Criminal In- Law & Order: Criminal In- 00) A strike forces a coach to re- high-school nerd in the ‘50s. 63 67 BRAVO tent (TV14) (HD) Law and Order tent (TV14) (HD) tent: Monster (HD) tent (TV14) (HD) Scott, Liv Tyler. (2:00) Cold Case: The River (N) CSI: Crime Scene Investi- CSI: Crime Scene Investi- Eyewitness (:35) News (:05) Alias: The Getaway cruit a team of second-string TNT “Shaft” (’ 00) In a remake Doug McKeon, Catherine Mary 7 11 CBS (HD) gation (R) (HD) gation (R) (HD) News (N) bench-warmers. Keanu Reeves, of the cult classic, Shaft is tar- Stewart. (2:00) Deadliest Catch: The Finish Deadliest Catch: Friends Deadliest Catch: A New Deadliest Catch: On The Deadliest Catch: The Finish 55 42 DISC Line (TVPG) and Rivals (TVPG) Hunt Begins (TVPG) Crab (TVPG) Line (TVPG) Gene Hackman. (2:40) geted by a wealthy murderer. FX “Master and Commander: Phil (TVY7) Naturally Life Derek The Suite Hannah So Raven “Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey” SPK “Alien Resurrection” (’ Samuel L. Jackson, Vanessa Wil- The Far Side of the World” (’ 03) 33 56 DISN (TV G) (TV G) (TVY7) (TVY7) (‘93) Pets must find their way home alone. 97) A greedy general plots the liams. (2:00) A brash British captain pushes his 49 66 E!TV E! Story (TVPG) E! Story (TVPG) Child Star Chelsea H. E! Story (TVPG) Sexiest Bad Girls hatching and capture of an alien 10 p.m. FAM “My Favorite ship and crew to their limits. 22 28 ESPN @ MLB Baseball (Live) (HD) i SportsCenter (Live) (HD) Baseball 23 29 ESPN2 (5:00) NHRA Drag Racing from Atlanta (Taped) Poker from Las Vegas Poker from Las Vegas Poker from Las Vegas monster queen. Sigourney Martian” (’ 99) A Martian who Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany. 32 58 FAM “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (‘03) aac “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (‘03) aac Lakewood Children Weaver, Winona Ryder. (2:00) crash-lands on Earth is taken in by (3:00) 35 - FMC “Down Periscope” (‘96, Comedy) aa (PG-13) “Mischief” (‘85, Comedy) aa Doug McKeon. “My Cousin Vinny” 7 p.m. FMC “All That Jazz” (’ a doltish news reporter. Jeff 9 p.m. DISN “Homeward Iron Chef America: Iron Chef: Morimoto vs. Challenge Ham on St. Good Eats Iron Chef: Morimoto vs. 79) Drama about the personal cri- Bound: The Incredible Journey” 53 45 FOOD Morimoto vs. Donna Donna; Rematch (TV G) Donna; Rematch Daniels, Christopher Lloyd. Simpsons Family Guy Family: Am. Dad Remington Steele: Scene Fall Guy: That’s Right, Quincy: Sweet Land of ses of director-choreographer. (2:00) (’ 93) Three pets are lost from 13 7 FOX (TVPG) (R) Petergeist (TV14) (N) Steelers We’re Bad Liberty Oscar winner. Roy Scheider, Jes- 10:45 p.m. IND “Ace Ventura: their human family & begin a 27 25 FX “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” aa “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” (‘03) aaa sica Lange. (2:30) Pet Detective” (’ 94) An oddball long journey home. Robert Hays, 30 27 FXSP Beynd Glry Poker Superstrs Poker Superstrs Boxing (Taped) Rockies D. Costa LIFE “The Truth About Love” Don Alder. (2:00) - 60 HALL Diagnosis (TVPG) “Jane Doe: Yes, I Remember It Well” (‘06) Matlock (TVPG) Matlock (TVPG) detective searches for the mascot (5:00) “Spider-Man 2" (‘04) (:15) “Father of the Bride Part II” (‘95, Comedy) Entourage Entourage The Sopranos (TVMA) (’ 05) A happily married woman of the Miami Dolphins Jim IND “Road Trip” (’ 00) A col- 5 - HBO aaa (PG-13) (HD) aa Daughter sparks dad’s midlife crisis. (TVMA) (TVMA) (HD) becomes suspicious that her hus- Carrey, Courtney Cox-Arquette. lege student heads to Texas to re- 62 44 HGTV Designed Designed Want That! reZONED Builders’ Show (TV G) Wall Could Kitchens Designed Designed band is cheating. Jennifer Love (2:00) trieve an incriminating video- Mega Movers: Moving the Impossible A look at large Meteors: Fire in the Sky Large objects striking earth. Mega Movers: Moving 58 48 HIST structures in the world. (TVPG) the Impossible Hewitt, Dougray Scott. (2:00) Sunday tape. Tom Green, Seann William Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld Seinfeld: The “Road Trip” (‘00) A college student heads to Texas 25 38 IND SCIFI “A.I. Assault” (’ 05) A 5 p.m. FX “The League of Ex- Scott. (2:00) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) (TVPG) Letter to retrieve an incriminating videotape. team of Navy SEALS is sent to a traordinary Gentlemen” (’ 03) SPK “Smokey and the Bandit” 18 63 LIFE “Gone, But” (‘04) aa “The Girl Next Door” ac Young woman kills. Medium: Jump Start Strong Medicine 54 74 MTV Tiara Girl Tiara Girl Date My Date My Date My Date My Punk’D Punk’D Punk’D Punk’D remote island to shut down two Victorian superheroes join to- (’ 77) Bootlegger running beer Dateline NBC (N) West Wing: Institutional Law & Order: Criminal In- Crossing Jordan (TV14) 9 News (N) (:35) Over- killer robots. Joe Lando, Michael gether to battle the villain called from Texas to Atlanta is pursued 3 9 NBC Memory (N) (HD) tent (TV14) (N) (HD) (N) (HD) (HD) time (HD) Dorn. (2:00) the Fantom. Sean Connery, by determined sheriff. Burt West Wing: Institutional Law & Order: Criminal In- Crossing Jordan (TV14) KSN News at (:35) 24: Day 2: 3:00 (:35) Inside 8 8 NBC Memory (N) (HD) tent (TV14) (N) (HD) (N) (HD) 10 PM-4:00 PM (TV14) Ed. 7:15 p.m. HBO “Father of the Shane West. (3:00) Reynolds, Sally Field. 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