Stadium Tomorrow Night Walker, Who Has Appeared with Tainers All Tables Will Be Available Many Show Business Celebrities and on a First-Come First-Served Basis

A great many people think Wilkes College they are thinking when they GOOD LUCK, are merely rearranging their prejudices. COLONELS! WILLIAM JONES B ACON 2, Vol. 6, No. 7 WILKES COLLEGE, WILKES-BARRE, PENNSYLVANIA FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1951 Kirby Walker to Appear in F1oorhow A! Beacon Cabaret Parly Next Friday TICKETS NOW ON SALE IOiTmsburg l-Hgston Popular nightclub entertainer and Columbia recording star Kirby Walker will appear as one of the featured acts in the song-filled, fun-packed floorshow highlighting the forthcoming BEACON CABARET PARTY. Stadium Tomorrow Night Walker, who has appeared with tainers all tables will be available many show business celebrities and on a first-come first-served basis. Highlighting the affair is the recently performed on Arthur one-hour floorshow to be emceed IRC Will Review Ralston's Charges Out To Upset Godfrey's radio show, is currently by Bob Bacon, radio announcer playing a limited engagement in and disc jockey of Station WBRE, Rules' the Flamingo Room of the Fort and featuring several outside acts 'Roberts Applecar! For Win Number Two Durkee Hotel. in addition to performances by The Cabaret Festival is schedul- campus entertainers Joe Hirko, In an attempt to familiarize the by Hank Novak collision of bruising power foot- ed for next Friday night, Novem- Chuck Gloman, Howie Phillips, students of Wilkes College with Tomorrow night at 8:30 at the ball sparked by passing. It will ber 9, in the Admiral Stark Room, Gordon Young, Hank Novak, Jake parliamentary law, the I. R. C. will Kingston High School Stadium, bring together the Huskies ace Hotel Sterling, where dance music Kovalchek, Carl Lahr, Dick Grib- demonstrate and explain the func- the Wilkes College Colonels clash pitcher, Tommy Spack, who is one will be supplied by one of the val- hle, Henry Merolli, Lois Long and ticns of parliamentary procedure with one of the state's few unde- of the most feared p a s s e r s in ley's top orchestras, Jack Melton George Kabusk. for its next four meetings. All feated and untied teams when they Teachers College circles, and the and his Combo. The entertainment committee ex- interested students may sit in on play host to a powerful Blooms- Colonels' brilliant chucker, Eddie Tickets (70 cents per person, pects to have big news concerning the meetings and increase their burg State Teachers College eleven. Davis. tax included) are on sale by all the main act of the floorshow with- knowledge on the subject if they Since the Bloomsburg Teachers If either of these hurlers are members of the BEACON staff in a few days. See next week's wish to do so. are boasting one of the smoothest bottled up, fans look forward to a and in the bookstore. Students are Beacon for the biggest news of An invitation is extended to stu- operating aggregations in recent running duel between two talented urged to get tickets early in order all! dents to join the club. The club is years,, it will certainly require backs Al Nicholas, who incident- to avoid standing in line the night For an evening of fun, dancing, co-ed and girls are especially urged some flashy offensive work and ally, was named as the "best back of the affair. and relaxation, come (and bring to join to help round off the club's extraordinary defensive playing on the Huskies faced last season," General chairman Chuck Gloman your friends) to the biggest affair activities. A student may become the part of the Raistonmen if they and the Huskies brilliant Bob Lang. has announced that except for a of the semesterthe BEACON a member by attending two con- intend to shatter he winning ways When the Huskies invade Kings- small section reserved for enter- CABARET PARTY! (continued on page 3) of the down river college. ton Stadium, they will bring with The Colonels, although well rest- them an unbeaten record of six ed, still have a few first string per- straight games, their seventh win formers on the injured list; name- over a two year period, and their ly, Eddie Davis, Al Nicholas, Dan third nod over the Colonels, since Pinkowski, a n d George Elias. the two teams began playing in Eaton Opens Concert Series However, Coach Ralston is hoping 1948. Monday that all of these sterling ball play- The only time that the Colonels ers will be sufficiently mended to defeated the Huskieu was in 1949, A promising young pianist whose say of his appearance with the play most of the contest against when the great Wilkes eleven of work has been made possible Chicago Symphony Orchestra: the "Huskies". that year ran wild to post a stun- of tomorrow night's through the success of the Wilkes- "His was an arresting perform- The result ning 27 to 0 victory. ance, pure of tone, capable of the tilt will depend largely on whether sponsored Malcuzynski concert in most elegant and pliant lyricism. Al Nicholas and Eddie Davis will CAPITALISTS PLAN RAFFLE 1949 will perform here on Monday, It was clean if not facile in tech- be able to finish the contest with- November 5 at 8 P. M., in the nique andmost of allinfused out incurring further damage to The Economis Club has receiv- Al- Wilkes gymnasium as a gesture with rare musical sensitivity and their already banged-up legs. ed permission from the Student so, if Al and Eddie can elude the of appreciation. taste. In the face of these quali- Council to hold a raffle from Nov- orchestra, con- clever defense tactics for which ties, no wonder the 17 to December 18. Tickets He is Roy Eaton, brilliant musi- ducted by George Schick, produced the Huskies are noted, the latter ember cian, who is now studying for his one of the notable accompaniments will certainly be in for a peck of will he ten cents each or three for Doctorate in Musicology at Yale of the season" trouble. twenty-five cents and may be ob- use the same single University. He was the recipient The tentative program of Mr. The Huskies tained from members of the Eco- as follows: wing formation favored by Coach of the 1950 Chopin scholarship Eaton's concert is nomics Club. The first prize will (Thaconne in D minor, Bach-Bu- George Ralston's Colonels, and the given by the Kosciuszko Founda- soni; Faschingsschwank aus Wien resulting battle might well be a be a $40.00 radio. tion, a Polish organization which (Viennese Carnival), Schuman; So- has strong support in Wyoming nata in A major K. V. 331 (Theme with variations), 'Mozart; and Pre- Valley. Chem Club Elects - Sadie Hawkins will the lucles in K minor and D minor, Eaton's appearance be and Scherzo first of the current Town and Nocturne in E minor, In (own concert series. As a boon in B-flat minor, Chopin. Exec. Committee Jamboree to lovers of music in the Wilkes College student body, tickets for The Chemistry Club of Wilkes Gym Tonight will be College met on October 30 at 11 the performance half-price. ROY EATON Bioloqy Students While regular tickets are to be A. M. in room 104 of Conyngham Tonight's the night! The gym is sold at $1.30, collegians may be To Visit Hosñtal I-Tall to elect an executive com- the place! For the SADIE HAWK- admitted for 65 cents. Proceeds mittee. William Hendricks pre- the sensation com- INS JAMBOREE... will be turned over to the Wilkes sided. Those elected to the of the year. Library Presents College School of Music scholar- At the Biology Club meeting on mittee were: George Cross, senior; under its new Biologists discussed William The Junior Class, ship fund. The Eaton concert is Tuesday, the Robert Howells, junior; officers, Jake Kovaichek, William the only qne in a series of eight their forthcoming visit to the phy- Saba, sophomore; Warren Blaker, Reese and Roxy UN Week Display operated by Dr. illiams, Lucille to which admission will be charged. sb-therapy clinic freshman. Reynolds, is sponsoring the affair. Still youthful, Mr. Eaton has Nicholas Mauriello at the Laurel Following the election, a dis- eats, free will There will be free For the past two weeks the li- ained the plaudits of many in Run Hospital. Transportation cussion was held on how the club drinks, free entertainment, dancing ry staff has presented displays musical circles. In addition to the be by cars. Jim Hartman, chair- would decorate Conyngham Hall only 25 all and free prizes, all for the benefit of Wilkes students. Chopin Fellowship his list of mu- man of the affair, requests for Homecoming Week. A commit- you can eat, drink and in making the suggestions cents. Yes, lince the weeks of October 22 sical accomplishments include the members interested tee was appointed for merry for one-fourth of a dollar the Biology Build- be United Nations Week, the Aaron Naumberg scholarship of trip to meet in on the project. and on top of all this, you may up a a- before 2:30 M. today. the club agreed set display directly the College of the City of New ing P. The members of even win a prize. ert from the main desk with A movie was shown on "How to pay a semester fee of $1.00 per a very successful appearance United Nations Week as its theme. York, The Ear Functions." Slides were member to cover the expenses in- Highlighting the entertainment Included were both pamphlets and as soloist with the Chicago Sym- also shown on field trips of past curred in the operation of the will be a Sadie Hawkins marriage books. A large red bell with the phony Orchestra, and a scholarship Biology Clubs. Ted Putkowski was organization. performed by "marryin' Sam". inscription "One Free World" pro- to the Manhattan School of Mu- named chairman of the decoration In January the Chemistry Club, Remember, this is not a "girl vided an artistic touch. sic, from which he graduated last committee, which will try for the in conjunction with the Biology ask boy" affair, anyone and every- A collection of books was also year. He has recently returned "cup" by decoration of the Bio- Club and th IRC, will sponsor one is invited. So whether you're arranged on the main desk to aid from a European tour where he logy Building for the Homecom- the MedI:RChem Dance. Tempo- a drag or stag, come on out for a time at the SADIE HAWK- freshmen in their orientation pro- held German audiences spellbound ing. rary plans have been made and great A Kappa, hold an INS JAMBOREE. Starting time is gram. The subjects of these books with his music. Phi Beta The Biology Club will a committee is working to contract include note taking, effective stud- he graduated Magna Gum Laude important meeting in the Girls' 8:30 p. m. y methods and efficient reading. from the CCNY where he received Lounge on the third floor of Chase a band for the affair. The committees assisting Jake Recently two more books, one on a Bachelor of Science degree. Hall, Monday evening at 7:30 P.M. On November 13, at 11 A. M. Kovalchek are: Helen Scherif and the research paper and one on All lovers of fine music who at- Special guest will be "Maestro" in L e c t u r e Hall, two movies, Roxy Reynolds, co-chairmen; John- marriage and family, were added. tend this concert will be certain Robert 'Moran, who will discuss "Fourth Kingdom" and "The Che- ny Boore and Bill Williams, enter- The latter was the subject for dis- to be entranced by the music of and demonstrate "What The Hu- mistry of Combustion", will be tainment; Lucille Reese, tickets; cussion this week in Freshmen ori- Mr. Eaton. Irving Saboski of the man Ear Hears And How It shown. If you are interested, the Leo Kane, decorations; Dave Whit- PDFentation. compression, OCR,Chicago web Dailyoptimization News has this usingto Hears." a watermarked evaluationwelcome mat willcopy be out. of CVISIONney, publicity. PDFCompressor 2 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Friday, November 2, 1951

Letters To The Editor - - i!,11i ,,uuse MEET THE FACULTY The Editor 'Wilkes College Beacon GEORGE KABUSK ARTICLES Editor-In-Chief Wilkes College SECOND IN A SERIES OF FEATURE Wilkes-Rarre, Pennsylvania ON THE WILKES COLLEGE FACULTY ROMAYNE GROMELSKI CHUCK GLOMAN Dear Editor: News Editor Feature Editor Last year there was a question in the minds of most of the stu- JAMES FOXLOW not to continue and our dear ones. Faculty Advisor dents whether or Three countries are particularly our country publishing the Wilkes College Bea- close to Konstantin Symonolewicz, From a practical point of view JOSEPH ROGAN JOE CHERRE con. This year the same question head of the Sociology and Anthro- this meant the loss of my job and Business Manager Circulation Manager is being asked. I believe, along with plogy Departments: China, where diplomatic status and the neces- many of my fellow students, that he spent the years of his childhood sity of starting the second stage Sports the paper should not be printed be- and adolescence; Poland, where he of my apprenticeship to the Ame- BOB SANDERS PAUL BEERS cause of the below-average ma- received his college education and rican way of life with all the dis- terial that has been published in developed basic interests in life; advantages of a stateless under- News Staff the six issues that have come out and America, where he was able dog. Chet Molly, Mike Lewis, Pattie Mason, Eugene Scrudato, Karl Rekas, Margaret to date. Unless the literary stu- to devote himself to his chosen "During this part of my life in Williams, Margaret Luty, Sally Mason, Gordon Young, Jimmy Neveras, Arthur dents are vastly improved, it is He didn't be- America I have extended somewhat Hoover, Louis F. Steck, Henry Novak, Lois Long, Miriam Jeanne Dearden professionteaching. not worth spending the money. The come a teacher by accident. He my limited command of English PHONE 4-4651 EXT. 19 money certainly could be spent to always wanted to be oneS and have learned many things a- better advantage! In a Beacon interview this week, bout the people and the country A paper published by and for the students of Wilkes College Looking over the October 26th he said: "It was under the influ- which I consider no less valuable instance: Member issue, I saw this for ence of my father that I did not for me as a sociologist, than those Intercollegiate Press "Every dog has his day and so do become a teacher earlier. Not that which I learned later in various athletes! We're speaking of a re- he disliked teaching as a profes- classes at Cornell and Columbia. cent soccer game in which one sion. He held a high opinion of it, "This brings me, though, to the EDITORIAL "rawther forceful" man from Eli- and, as a matter of fact, he was last part of my American adven- zabethtown was gently rubbed out for a while assistant professor of tures, which began in 1942. At the Up To You by a Colonel. It seems that the oriental languages in the Univer- time I was employed again by the It's opponent was the victim of an el- sity of St. Petersburg. But he also Polish Government, now recon- bow in the mouth by a Partridge knew from his own experience stituted in exile in London, and I A current issue in the Student Council is: "Should Campus participant. The most worthy ath- that it is a rather frustrating kind decided to go back to school to lete looked at our boy and with a only from the organizations be allowed to charge admission for 'canned of occupation not learn more about some subjects smile of teeth like a sparkling be- financial point of view, but, oc- that always interested me. It was music' affairs in the gymnasium?" verage, one down and seven-11p, casinally at least, from the psy- a wonderful feeling to beback in It is true that this year's policy has been determined. politely screeched, "Who the ! ? chological point of view. However, school. I took courses in history, ? you think you're poking?" Campus organizations will be permitted to charge for "canned do once you get this teaching bug, sociology and anthropology, and Our athelete replied, "I don't know it's hard to be happy doing any- wrote a number of term papers, music" affairs. But next year is another year. In this issue of sonwhat's your name?" TRASH, thing else. examination papers and other such the BEACON you will find an opinion ballot which you should that's all that is! You might find "My father wanted me to follow nuisances. I believe I was not a something like that in the Hobo his own calling, to become a pro- bad student, but definitely an over- use to express your opinion on this matter. News. Please! Editor! wishes fessional diplomat. He must have enthusiastic one. At least I chose The Student Council's actions should represent the Let me and your fellow-readers had some premonition that the art such a formidable topic for my of the student body. By filling in the enclosed ballot and drop- pray for a good piece of litera- of Talleyrand and Matternich may Ph. D. dissertation that after a ture in coming week. ping it in the receptacle in the cafeteria, you will provide the the he of little use in the coming age few years of waiting for its com- Sincerely yours, of Gromyko and McCarthy, but friends Council with of student opinion which pletion my family and my Student a measurement Robert H. Ladd was not discouraged by such a pos- are ready to give me up as an in- may guide the Council in future issues of this nature. Editor's Note: sibility. As for me, I was not only corrigible Ph. D. (Phantastic Mr. Ladd, would you prefer our his obedient son, but one of his Dreams) neurotic. However, I reporters to write in iambic penta- S many devoted pupils and admirers. may surprise them all one of these meter? Chuck Gloman has offered So it happened that, when in 1927 heroic couplets. days. to do his column in as a slim (and I do mean SLIM) "But here I am talking about Report on the undergraduate I enrolled in the the misty future, when I was sup- said, is that legislation is initiated University of Warsaw. I resolved posed to speak of my past experi- in the Cabinet and considered by to devote myself to the study of ences. To be sure there is not much HERALD-TRIBUNE FORUM Parliamentary committees who are history and politics as an appro- left of them that is unknown to By WENDELL CLARK more or less chosen at random. As priate background for diplomatic my friends at Wilkes. In the fall remedies against lobbying and spe- I was so serious about I was appointed to Wilkes ., profession. of 1945 cial interests, Mr. Cook proposed this tha:t I even contemplated to faculty and was permitted to con- in the American field of my spe- ED. NOTEThis is the first in a series of Reports on the New York certain reforms continue my post-graduate diplo- centrate in the government: an expanded civil ser- cialization. It is not enough to say Herald-Tribune Forum which was attended by Dr. Furley, Wendell Clark matic studies in the famous Ecole and Chet Molly. vice system, which would include that I like it. I love it! It was Presidential appointees; a study of des Sciences Politiques in Paris. good to grow with Wilkes and it The annual session of the New York Herald Tribune Forum, the links between business and However, this idea was vetoed by it good to feel that with each year its twentieth, took as its theme the problem of balancing moral Congress to determine the influence a new member of my family, my you have learned something, not responsibility and scientific progress. The Forum met, as usual, of special interests; and considera- daughter Kritina, who arrived just only from the books, but from peo- of ini- at the Waldorf-Astoria in New York. A. Whitney Griswold, tion of the British system in time to congradulate me upon ple as well. president of Yale University, set the keynote or the Forum by tiating legislation. my receiving an M. A. degree in As to my Americanization, it is stating that democracy is the only political philosophy which Hershey Discussed Draft history from the University of almost complete now, except for has succeeded in drawing the line, in accordance with reality, Warsaw. the sad fact that my English is session on up neither King's nor President's, between the opportunities and responsibilities of the individual A special student "Though this made me give still "Keeping Our Minds Out of Uni- all Parisian prospects, I was rath- and that I dislike thoroughly all and those of society. form" explored the nature and ex- pleased with my new parental kinds of ball games. To compen- Griswold, a second in importance er Mr. neat, sandy-hair- and power tent of freedom in various fields. role and applied myself very cheer- sate for this I may point out that with a vigorous voice, said only to of the ed man that PresidentS The highlight of this session was of earning a liv- I have learned to understand and our and Stuart Symington, the present fully to the task that "the fate of nation a panel discussion on "Military ing for my family. My main work appreciate most, if not all, Ame- our civilization" depends upon the Administrator of the Reconstruc- Bridge or Gap?" Major the Polish rican jokes and that of all my pro- tion Finance Service in these years was with continuation of an educational Corporation, said that General Lewis B. Hershey, director employed in such staple foods I enjoy most a genu-. R. F. is Government, cess which not only produces scien- the C. now "clean and of Selective Service, a gray, stocky, agencies as the Ministry of Edu- me American Chop Suey. tific progress but also applies it to clear" and its representatives are pointed out that Publishihg "eager to with re- competent man, cation and the State socially useful purposes. talk the proper the huge demand for man-power, House. I have also been a contri- Wilson Reports On Defense presentatives of business' in order one-half million and for to at least three and butor to various journals The opening topic of the first protect small business during men predictable future," member of the editorial the mobilization-conversion period "in the a while a TOMMY session was "Public Integrity and restricted deferrments for educa- a of them." and in order to expedite the loans staff of few Private Conscience." Charles E. tional reasons to "those who by 'Late in 1938 he was transferred Wilson, the aggressive Director of necessary to rush the end products capacity and inclination are able the Ministry of Education to VAN SCOY which are essential to defense. Mr. from Defense Mobilization, reported on to accept and pursue training th.e Ministry of Foreign Affairs The G. I. Jeweler the present status of defense mo- Symington also discussed govern- in order to have to of Polish ment corruption, especially opera- which is necessary and assigned the staff SECOND FLOOR bilization. Although the United the of people we need in General in Chicago. This STC tion "fix", and advised severe kind that Consulate ABOVE SUN RAY DRUG States is "in grave danger," Mr. pen- the world." Students on the panel, was a pleasant surprise since he Wilson emphasized that we are alties and action by business men from and Yale, to secure a similar and bar associations effective Harvard, Vassar, had been trying The Jeweler With A Consci now capable of & "very rapid ex- as felt that there should be some in- appointment to the U. S. or Canada pansion" of strength in the event safeguards against "the fix". tegration of the military and edu- some years before. When early in Quality Merchandis of a showdown with Russia. Government Reforms Proposed cational goals and asked that the 1939, said good bye to his parents Mr. Wilson, a former Hell's yeats of military service, which in Warsaw, he was sure he'd he At 20% Less Kitchen boy, now holds an office Alistair Cook, chief American they would give willingly, be years back home b a year or two. But correspondent of "The Manchester of "vital training" for life as citi- his father was much less opti- Guardia", London, compared the zens. mistic. Mr. Symonolewicz has not ethics of the American Congress (CONTINUED NEXT WEEK) seen his father since then. and the British Parliament. Mr. "My first few months in Amerri- FOSTER'S Cook, who has been called "our am- LET'S BE READY ca were very pleasant ones. I did bassador without portfolio to Great not have to worry about my job (formerly) Britain," noted that the British 'Cross the river we will go, and there was plenty of time to Parliament is not subjected to lob- To make ready for our foe! study the new country. This study Esquire Menswear :FIRSt/ bying or special interest groups rBloomsburg's backs are fast and was frustrating at times because TAKEUPTO 5 MONTHS because a man enters the British tough, of linguistic difficulties, but I en- * Parliament with the idea of serv- But we'll really treat 'em rough! joyed every bit of it. TO PAY WITH The period ing the nation as a whole, while an Practice long and hard we must- was very brief. On September 1, 75 South Washington Street, MERCHANDISE American may enter Congress "as Hit the ground and bite the dust. 1939, Poland was attacked by the a one-man delegation from an in- Kirby Park resounds the din Germans and this inaugurated for Wilkes-Bane, Pa. ccupc'fl 6oc, dustry or crop." Another favorable Of a team that's set to win! all of us a very long period of aspect of British government, he A NONNI MOUSE acute and helpless anxiety about PDF compression, OCR, web optimization using a watermarked evaluation copy of CVISION PDFCompressor Friday, November 2, 1951 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON 3 "I don't mean that! Don't you have any collateral? A car, for instance?" "Oh, yes." "Fine. And what kind of condi- THE VARSITY LIMP I Walk tion is it in?" By PAUL B. BEERS "Well, it's different from other cars. Really different. Some people are always having trouble with Good-Bye Twinkletoes their cars, but not me. The engine A Loan doesn't sputter, They can give Nicholas College back to John Wilkes nowTwinkletoes knock or freeze up; the batter never goes dead, the doesn't live here anymore. The Hot-dog Kid has accepted a positionnot one By CHUCK GLOMAN lights never go haywire, the car- of halfback eitherwith the United States Army, an up-and-coming company buretor never floods and the they tell me. No more will Twinkletoes Nicholas scoot hither and thither on It was late in the evening. The paper-cluttered streets motor were never shakes. If I could just start football gridirons like a guy skipping World Lit class, scoring any number of nearly deserted. The moon wa s full (and so was my brother- it, everything would be perfect." in-law). touchdowns and making life very rosy for anyone who hollars rah-rah for dear "I see." old Wilkes. Twinkletoes has decided to settle down. He has become of age In this blissful setting, deep in I had just started on the first "Well, do I get the loan or don't the billowy willows of the sleepy letter when the door creaked open I?" now where a guy doesn't go ripping through King's line, skipping around Ithaca's. bouncing over St. Francis'. little town of North Falsie, Mon- again. "I refuse to answer on grounds worming through Bloomsburg's, crashing tana, I work at the small but pros- "What took you so long," I that it might incriminate me." into Bridgeport's. and dancing through Maryland State's.., Thase days are over. perous business firmThe Gyppo mumbled gruffly, mimicking the Hearing that, Snapdangle grunt He has become of age now when Uncle Sam says "You" and you go. They Finance Company. Our motto: We manager's raspy voice. ed something that sounded like "Oh can give Nicholas College back to John Wilkes nowTwinkletoes doesn't live don't take chances like people in Instead of hearing M. Bezzler's hell," and raced out the door. here anymore. trances, we pay our stenogs for familiar screech I was astonished So, my friends, ends this deeply If Al Nicholas wasn't the greatest of the great Wilkes football players, ho next week's advances. when a strange voice said, "Greet.. moving saga of life in the finance was darn close. Whether the greatest or not, Al was by far the most exciting. Lately, business has really been ings I" business. The Florktes, the Washkoes, the Feeneys. and the Eliases never got this valley booming. Well, maybe it just Thinking it was a representative quite so shook-up when Al Nicholas let loose in last year's King's game, seems that way because of the fact from my Draft Board I turned to- as that romance has at last entered ward the door and saluted. Much It was the greatest individual exposition of football ever put on by a Wilkes my life. Yes, you guessed it. I to my surprise I saw a short, fat, Cortland Slips player. Folks all over the town said that they had seen the big boys, but that went and got hitchedjust two bald, bulb-nosed creature peer over this scrappin' Nicholas was as good as any of them. Al's great football ability weeks ago. I married a sweet the top of the mail stack By Boaters, 4-1 and his hot-dogian sense of humor kept Al an article of importance in and out young thing eighty-five years old. "What can I do for you, sir?" of football season. Twinkletoes exhaled copy. Woe be unto those who try to It's what you might call a "foot- I asked, trying to be helpful. by Paul Beers write football next season without an Al Nicholas around. ball romance"--I'm waiting for her "Well," he drawled, "I saw your In two and a half years of football with Wilkes Nicholas scored 12 touch- to kick off. sign When you're a first class soccer outside that says 'DoYou Need downs, not on amazing number to be sure. He could fumble with the best Money?' Andthe answer is power, up among the big boys like of Her high school graduating class 'yes'. Penn State, them. As a passer Nick was below average. He was lust an average kicker. (Fleabite When do I get it?" Army and Cornell, you Reform SchoolClass of don't like a very raw and winless 1895) voted her the girl with the Varsity "Now, just a minute," I caution- Wilkes team giving you a hard The forehead most likely to recede. ed, as the corpulent figure stared time. But last Wednesday mighty Maybe if they didn't have last quarters in a soccer game Mr. Partridge's I know it seems odd that a fin- at me through his black-rimmed, Cortland's ego was given a good soccer team could win a game. If ever there was a three-quarters team, it's ance company should be open at loggect up glasses and waddled stretch when our Colonels had his. The boys lust crumble like a shoo-fly-pie in those last 22 minutes. Last closer to the desk. night, but the manager of our firm, "What do you them 1-1 going into the final quar- Saturday they let a lovely 4-2 lead go up the river against Elizabethtown. Just M. Bezzler, had several stacks of think this is, a jackpot program?" ter. Of Course, Cortland scored last week they had things 1-1 for three quarters against big, rough and tough unanswered correspondence that "You mean it isn't?" three fast goals in the last 22 Cortland. Cortland, definitely a high--brow in soccer circles, is probably the had been accumulating for the past "No, it isn't! This happens be to minutes to give themselves a best white soccer team Wilkes has ever faced in its short three-year history. two months and decided to spend the Gyppo Finance Company!" smooth 4-1 victory, but the fact Those boys were good. A stubborn defense and a miserable downpour of rain an evening cleaning it all up. So "What do you do? Make loans?" remains that the Colonels nearly he phoned and said that I'd better "That's right." had themselves a grade A upset. during the whole game had boosted the Colonels and they were slugging it come over to the office and straght- "Good. Then make me a loan." Wednesday was a miserable day. out on even terms for 68 minutes. And then came the deluge. When everyone en up the accounts immediately. "Not so fast. First you'll have to It rained troughout the game and had come up from the mud, the final score was 4-1 in favor of Cortland and "Make it fast," he screeched be interviewed. Make a date with great big puddles were scattered our losing streak kept right on going. over the phone. "I want to get my secretary." here and there for poor soccer Tomorrow the Bloomsburg Huskies come to town to meet our Colonels. away." started right "Oh, I already have. We had a players to fall in. It's a rare feel- There will be sparks, you may be sure. This is the greatest Huskie 'team in! I entered the office just as he marvelous time but, as I said, ing to have water gushing in and Bloomsburg history. For four weeks they in was hanging up the receiver. - mauled everything sight. Saturday how about that loan?" out of your brogs while you kick night they face a battered, inlured, Nicholasless Wilkes team. Maybe yes and "What took you so long!" he it with I could see by now that this crea- out some monster for a maybe no. A heck of a lot rests on Eddie Davis' strong right arm and the guts shouted. ture standing before me was no soccer ball which feels like a shot replied of our forward wall. It will be interesting. "Heavy traffic," I weak- ordinary human being. In fact, I put and moves just about as far. ly. doubted that the guy was actually The 22 players in the game develop- Thump, Thump, Thump "Well," he went on in a frenzied HUMAN. ed much character, much dirt, and I you're a real Wilkes fan, you'll say that Uncle Sammy's grabbing of Al rage, "I'm going out for a few "In order to make you a loan, plenty of water. Here. Take pile of Nicholas was a dirty trick. Last year Sam pulled another big stinker when hours. this !?';! sir," I explained, regaining my The game started off like an accounts into your office and get composure, "we must know some- invasion. Colonel goalie Jim Moss, he took Russ Picton. But what can Sam do? Joe Stallin is calling the signals. to work!" thing of your background. After playing like a madman, held the Why, I bettcha. George Ralston would give up Judas Priest to have Al and he a huge stack With that tugged all, you can't expect a company line for Wilkes. With shades of Russ back in the fold . . . Robert Partridge hasn't been hit with a rolling pin, of bills, receipts, statements, con- like ours to make loans without a Parker Petrilak, Mossie dived. at least not lately. He claims that he has been a very good boy. But at pre- and mortgages across the tracts few preliminary precautions." jumped, scrambled, scooted, and sent Robert is sporting a very sparkling black one of those men-of-extinction floor and hoisted the bulging pile eye, "Well," he mumbled, "I'm Farns- dug in to keep that ball out, a wet, types. It seems that he was already to head a ball in a soccer scrimmage onto my dek which stood in the slippery worth Snapdangle, editor of the ball that took crazy hops. when along came Captain-elect Ed Wallison and an elbow. Partridge got a center of a spacious, luxurious of- Tuesday Morning Review of Ob- Time after time Cortland came shinerand a penalty kick - . - For three years Charley Thomas has tried to fice (a reconverted telephone scene Literature." close to tallying, but Bill Mergo's master the manly game of soccer. He has sweated and strained, but it has all booth.) He then mumbled a few "Oh, I see! A journalist! Then big foot and Moss's big paws kept more words of disgust and raced you're undoubtedly an exponent of the ball out of the net. Cortland been in vain. His talents lust don't lie in that direction. In fact, about the only out the door. good literature." finally got its first one in the talent the poor kid has is in arguing with Mike Lewis. Now at last Charley "Definitely! As I always say, second quarter. Thomas has crashed "The Varsity Limp" . . . - Hats off to the most courageous 'Literature is a precious heaven- The Colonels never completely act of the month. It wasn't done by a big football player, or a hard-headed TUXEDOS TO RENT sent gift which enriches the mind opened up the whole game. Cort- soccer player, or a monstrous cheer leader, but by merely a thin little guy in Special Price To Studenta of man with the bountiful, price- land's excellent line f o r c e d the blue suit who wants only peace and quiet in this world. On guts alone 198 SO. WASHINGTON ST. less, enhancing treasure known as Wilkes to be on the defensive most he meekly sold: "We'll dispense with the 'Alma Mater'." true cultural heritage. It is na- of the afternoon. In the third quar- ture's balm to troubled minds and ter Dick Powikowski, Partridge's BAUM'S endows the human heart with rookie center forward, got loose or any other gamePartridge's IRC WILL REVIEW knowledge and humbleness'." and slipped one into Cortland's men showed themselves to be real "Why, that's beautiful! Where net to tie up the score. It stood mudders. Once again Flip Jones (continued from page 1) did you read that?" 1-1 until those final minutes, when played good soccer. Fullback Bill secutive meetings, which are held CRAFTSMEN "Over the door of the place Cortland's great line got hot and Mergo was rough and tough as a at 12:15 on Tuesdays in Barre An- where I buy my comic books." dumped in three fast ones. brick wall all day., Goalie Jim Moss nex. ENGRAVERS "Did you follow journalism in The Colonels played great ball received mentions for all-Ameri- The following standing commit- 20 N. State St.. Wilkes-Bane. Pa. your childhood?" in giving Cortland a hard time. can honors for a day's work that tees were appointed for the year most goalies would prefer to spend by president Charles Caifrey: I. C. PHONE 3-3151 "Positively." Under the most miserable condi- "And what did you follow in tions possible for playing soccer- in bed. G,: Chairman Louis Bonani; mem- bet's: Wm. Caruth, David Fritz; manhood?" - "Womanhood!" John Palsko. I. T. C.: Chairman "Now look here, Mr. Crapdriz- Ted Crohn; members: Joe Reyn- olds, Tom Voytek, Tom Phipps. zie. . THE "The name is Snapdangle!" Radio: Chairman Gerald Ostrow- "Snapdangle? Is that spelled ski; members: Jack Wolfkeil, Fred SIudat Oiirdon Ballot Davis, with a B as in William?" Parliamentarian Joe Ren- olds. Lou BOSTON STORE "No, a D as in 'pickle'." Publicity Steck. "Well, tell me a little more about ft yourself. Our office, as you prob- PHONE 4-7151 Men's Shop ably know, is particularly friendly toward Pennsylvanians. What state SHOULD CAMPUS ORGANIZATIONS BE ALLOWED has everything for the are you from?" Jerry Stout "What?" TO CHARGE ADMISSION FOR "CANNED MUSIC" college man's needs. "I said, in what STATE were you born?" Pance Studio AFFAIRS IN THE GYMNASIUM? from ties to sufts. "Nude." You WALK- "No, no. You don't understand. "Ii Can You see, before we are allowed by You Can DANCE" FOWLER, DICK the federal government to grant * you a loan we must have some re- Ysfl NoEl ferences as to your character." 118 SOUTH WASHINGTON ST. AND WALKER "Oh, I'm a character. Ask any- body." WILKES-BARRE, PA. PDF compression, OCR, web optimization using.- a- watermarked'- - - - - evaluation-% - - -.- - -%- -copy - - of CVISION PDFCompressor-F 4 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Friday, November 2, 1951 ly and the conversation proportion- Miss Richardsen recommended a Society ally. Amid the squeezing of lemons Coiover Model college education in place of a Education Club Literary and the consuming of rare deli- modeling course, as a prime requi- cacies (such as cheese on rye and site for modeling. She demonstrat- Elects Officers Beqhs 3rd Year Spanish olives) the members add Talks To T 11 R. ed how to walk and stand at a to their literary acumen and waist- fashion show, and described the & average model. She also stressed by Mike Lewis lines simultaneously. Such titans Officers for the Wilkes Educa- of literature as charter members naturalness and the necessity of tion Society were elected Tuesday Organized two y e a r s ago Dale Warmouth, the Henry L. having a good wardrobenot large, at Pickering Hall. Murray Hart- a group of English majors and Mencken of Wikes; Wendell Clark, hut containing many basic clothes others interested in literature and as navy blues, brown, or man, who had been temporary editor of the Manuscript; and Mike such creative writing, the Wilkes Li- Lewis of Dr. Davies' World Lit blacks. She gave a talk on Sarong chairman, was elected president by terary Society has proved to be class add pearls of literary wisdom girles and chanced one off, which a substatntial majority. Other of- one of the most active clubs on to the proceedings and join with was won by Beth Badman. ficers, also winning by good mar- campus. Although membership is fiendish glee in the castigation of The model appeared interested gins were: Gerald Ostroskie, vice- limited both by interest and the the unfortunate who has brought in Wilkes, and was given a tour of fact that a large body cannot func- some work in for criticism. Meta- Sterling Hall and McCliritock Hall. president; Jeanne Smith, secretary- tion smoothly in group discussion, Miss Richardsen made several treasurer; and Joanne Davis, cor- the Society has been eminently phors flow freely and alliterations guest appearances on local radio responding secretary. successful in increasing the know-l- increase interest. At the conclu- stations during her three day stay The newly elected president, Mr. edge of literary affairs and the sion of the evening's discussion a here. She modeled Sarong girdles of Hartman, announced the writing abilities its members. social hour is held at which time at Pomeroy's and spoke to the that Edu- The group, under the guidance of on cation Club will cooperate with the refreshments are served. Literary customers fashion and figure Mr. Donnelly of the English Dc- trends. cheerleaders in decorating Kirby partment, holds bi-monthly meet- Charades are played and more tea Hail for Homecoming Week. is drunk. So are some of the mem- The ings at which members submit first meeting under the new manuscripts for criticism. Lest, bers. Sadly depleted by the gratlu- JOIN THE COLONEL CARAVAN officers will be held next Tues- ation last June of twelve members, TO THE however, the reader should re- MARJORIE RICHARDSEN day, 11:00 A. M., in Room 203, ceive the impression the ranks of the Society have been BLOOMSBURG GAME TONIGHT! Pickering Hall. that the So- ciety is composed of rather pe- boosted by several newcomers. Miss Marjorie Richardsen, fam- dantic bores and that the meet- These include Charlie Thomas, the ous Conover model, spoke to the ings are reminiscent of a musty genial thinker, truth seekers members of Theta Delta Rho on SPECIAL PRICE ON TUX Eleanor Pearlman and Libby Mc- Inc. gathering of the Royal Academy Friday, October 2.6, at Sterling 1O%4S of Scholarly Bumpkins, he should Quillican, and scholarly Elaine Bo- Hall. Miss Richardsen, who is on John B. Stetz on the square he informed that the aims of the gon. a three week nation-wide tour Expert Clothier THE COLLEGE MAN'S Literarians are achieved through sponsored by the makers of Sarong DON'T MISS THE SADIE HAWKINS 9 EAST MARKET ST., STORE the medium of congenial social girdles, gave the sorority an in- Wilkes-Barre. Pa. gatherings at which tea flows free- JAMBOREE TONIGHT! teresting lecture on Modeling.

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