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The up and coming concerts in Fort Collins that you can’t miss page 12 SPRING BREAK The last minute planning guide page 4 2 Friday, March 14, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian calendar the weekend Sat urday cover illustration by mariah wenzel COLLEGIAN What: Ocean’s Eleven When: Saturday, March 15 at 7 p.m. Where: The Lincoln Center Cost: $35-$50

The 5th annual Casino Night Fundraiser is sure to be a good time with a silent auction, live entertainment, a cash bar, hors d’oeuvres and a great theme. This night will pay homage to the popular 1960 film. The event will be hosted by OpenStage Theater & Company. Monday

What: Comedy followed by Funk Jam featuring Pink Floyd When: Monday, March 17 at 7 p.m. Where: Hodi’s Half Note Cost: Free ($5 if under 21)

Come catch some laughs with some free comedy hosted by Bob Gaudet, followed by a funk jam. Each month a different band is chosen to be melded into the funk. This time it is none other than Pink Floyd. Come to Hodi’s Half Note on St. Patrick’s Day for some fun and music, without spending a fortune. Thursday

What: Con Bro Chill When: Thursday, March 20 at 7 p.m. Where: The Aggie Theatre Cost: $12

Originally from Portland, Oregon, this neon band is coming for a good Photo Courtesy of Esteban Garcia time. There are three steps to their message: strap on some neon, have fun dancing and welcome to the “Neon Army.” This upbeat music will get your night going in no time. Friday The Must do

What : Rich With Friends When: Friday, March 21 at 9 p.m. What: Celtica Where: Road 34 Bike Bar When: Friday, March 14 at 7 p.m. Cost: $5 Where: The Aggie Theater Cost: $19 This bluegrass band is laid-back and taking over the Front Range. Originally from Fort Collins, it’s making the rounds this week, playing all This rock band is rocking the bagpipes, kicking off their St. Patrick’s Day weekend at the Aggie in Fort Col- over throughout spring break. The band is comfortable playing anywhere lins. Not only do they rock out but they really provide a show, juggling fire and flame throwing from their instru- and blends together bluegrass, rock and roll, blues and gypsy jazz. Come see ments! This show is bound to be exciting and full of energy. They cater to all audiences, so no matter who you are, this Fort Collins native band play and let your ears enjoy its mix of styles. get ready for an eventful night! sports The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Friday, March 14, 2014 3 track and field Rams to compete for national NCAA recognition

By Cali Rastrelli many people we can beat tomor- The Rocky Mountain Collegian row. Him moving up in the list is an accomplishment.” While all eyes are focused on But Brown’s expectations of Sin City for March Madness, the himself are a little higher. He had track and field team is conduct- originally set a goal of a 7.69 sec- ing a little madness of their own. onds by the end of his collegiate Three athletes qualified for career, his best thus far is a 7.77. NCAA Championships in New For his last meet of the indoor Mexico this coming weekend: season, Brown wants to make an Kiah Hicks in weight throw, impression; especially because Justin Greene in the heptathlon he says the championship atmo- and Trevor Brown in the 60-me- sphere is slightly hostile. ter hurdles. Qualifying means Wahab is working to keep Brown warm without fatiguing his muscles, so that he is at the top of his game Friday for the “The preliminary round. atmosphere in “I guess I am a little more nervous,” Brown said of his fi- the event area is nal competition. “I feel like I put more pressure on myself the most intense because it’s my senior year, and I’ve got to out-do what I’ve been in in I did last year. I just want to a long time. make finals.” Brown’s teammates will You can feel also be competing tomorrow, but Hicks is heading into her that tension - throwing day with a little less nervousness and more pure ex- everyone wants citement. to compete right “The atmosphere in the event area is the most intense now.” I’ve been in in a long time. You can feel that tension — everyone wants to compete right now,” Hicks said. But there’s also that being ranked in the top-16 for excitement, I love it. I’m just get- each specified event. Hicks ting stir crazy; I want it to hap- threw herself into the competi- pen right now.” tion in high fashion a couple of Hicks is hoping to go home weeks ago, and is now ranked a winner, and if she throws like No. 7 in the nation. Brown, how- she has been this season, CSU ever, had not broken the top-16 might have a national champion all season. to boast about. Keeping track of But after another qualifier the progress of these athletes was forced to scratch for medical over the weekend can be done reasons, Brown had his in. through the CSU Track and “Out of 16 people compet- Field website. ing tomorrow, he is number 16,” Collegian Reporter Cali Ras- hurdle coach Karim Abdul-Wa- trelli can be reached at sports@ hab said. “The attitude we have collegian.com and on Twitter right now is we want to see how @c_rasta5. 4 Friday, March 14, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian entertainment The last minute Spring Break planning guide By Rae Ehly California Redwoods you a chance to experience Colorado The Rocky Mountain Collegian A two-day trip to Redwood Na- mountain beauty for a full 24 hours tional and State Parks in California or more. Time is running out, and you’re is the perfect last-minute excur- left with zero plans for this Spring sion to experience California’s Cycling Trip Break. It may seem like a bummer, most beautiful and natural outdoor If you are a super-athlete and but it is never too late to pack a bag site. Stop by to enjoy Salt Lake City like the idea of cycling to your des- and go on an adventure. Spring nightlife on the way there. Bar X is tination, then maybe you want to Break plans do not have to require one you cannot miss, simply be- consider traveling by bike to your your whole paycheck or a month’s cause of their masterfully mixed favorite mountain spot or lake. advance notice for planning — grab cocktails and a refreshingly cool ex- Take a couple of days with friends your favorite piece of clothing and perience. Stay the night in a cheap that also enjoy cycling and cycle your sunscreen, because Colorado hotel downtown, and finish the trip your way to Colorado beauty. Take and the U.S. have some awesome to the stunning Redwoods the next advantage of the warm spring days last-minute trips to offer. day. Soak in California’s sun and — hop on your bike and go! natural beauty. Ski and Explore Get out of Colorado Tired of skiing Winter Park ev- Hit the Outdoors If you just need to get out of ery weekend? Grab some friends If you and your friends are fans Colorado and experience some- and mix it up a bit by treating of camping, bonfires and sunsets, thing different this spring break, yourself to a couple days of skiing then camping is the perfect last min- then consider picking a few spots in Vail, Breckenridge or Sun Val- ute Spring Break idea for you guys. on the map and road-tripping with ley, Utah. Explore the town, go out Plan a camping trip up at Horsetooth friends to them. Split gas among with the locals on a Friday night or look into driving down to Boulder your buddies and instead of stay- Photo illustration by Austin SimpsonCOLLEGIAN ing in hotels, look into staying at and take advantage of the Colo- and seeing what the Flat Irons have tures you’ll find? ture through Colorado or other lo- motels, camping outside or crash- rado spring sunshine and warm ski to offer. If you desire a bigger adven- Spring Break doesn’t have to cations around the United States. ing in the car. Make the trip adven- weather. To save money, bring food ture, look into climbing one of Colo- be a bummer this year. Take advan- Collegian Reporter Rae Ehly turous by getting up and going, and and drinks along with you to avoid rado’s 14ers and set up camp at the tage of a week to explore, hangout, can be reached at entertainment@ taking the road trip moment by eating out every night or spending base of one. Nothing beats Colorado spend time with friends and ven- collegian.com. excess money. camping and this Spring Break gives moment. Who knows what adven- A survival guide for this year’s St. Patrick’s Day By Amber Johnson meal is hard to beat and fairly easy name of good old St. Patrick. The Rocky Mountain Collegian to make. Just let it sit in the crock pot all day while you are out enjoy- Visit a Brewery Let out your inner leprechaun ing the festivities in Old Town. If Fort Collins has several brew- this weekend with St. Patrick’s Day you make enough, you can probably eries. Check some out and see celebrations. If you’re wondering make it last until Monday and enjoy which one has the best beer. Or the just how to unleash your inner it on the real St. Patrick’s Day. darkest beer. Or which one makes Irish this year, we’ve got your back. you feel the most Irish. Whatever There’s a lot going on this weekend Lucky Joe’s you want. and it’s not all about the beer. Take If you don’t feel like cooking a look at some places to bring in for yourself, let Lucky Joe’s serve Go to the Melting Pot your Spring Break. you a mixture of Irish and Ameri- It may not strictly be Irish but can food. Watch out, they’re bound who doesn’t love a good fondue? Lucky Joe’s St. Patrick’s Day to be busy. They are the ones spon- You can make it seem Irish by Parade soring the parade on Saturday wearing green, ordering a beer and Starting Saturday morning morning, after all. talking in Irish accents. Get cre- at 10 a.m. on Walnut Avenue, this ative and enjoy. parade will bring you a day filled Skiing There’s a ton of ways to cel- with fun. There will be over 80 There’s nothing like some ebrate St. Patrick’s Day, it doesn’t floats marching south on College spring skiing to celebrate St. Pat- really matter how you do it. Just Avenue. The parade is just the be- rick’s Day. If you’re 21, you can have have a good time and enjoy your- ginning, though. Afterwards, stick a beer at the resort at lunch and self. It’s not about the drinking or around for beer, food and music really enjoy the holiday. If you’re partying, but having a good time in Natasha Leadem COLLEGIAN from Celtica, a bagpipe rock band, feeling extra festive, order a green honor of the Irish. Plus celebrating This Saturday, Lucky Joe’s Sidewalk Saloon will be hosting the annual a performance from McTeggart beer in honor of this Irish holiday. Spring Break and being halfway to St. Patrick’s Day Parade in Old Town. Shortly after the parade, Wilbur’s Total Beverage will be hosting an Old Town Irish Party. The parade Irish dancers and more. For more summer vacation. Whatever you begins at the corner of Walnut Avenue on the north side of Old Town information, go to http://down- Bar Crawl end up doing for St. Patrick’s Day, townfortcollins.com/events/ Square at 8 a.m. It will then turn south on College Avenue and proceed Jump from bar to bar, hitting don’t forget to wear green. Unless to Magnolia St. lucky-joes-st-patricks-day-parade. places like Coopersmith’s, Hodi’s you like getting pinched. Half Note, Kevin’s Pub and Fort Collegian Reporter Amber Eat Corned Beef and Cabbage Collins Brewery for a taste of a va- Johnson can be reached at enter- This traditional St. Patty’s Day riety of drinks and scenes, all in the [email protected]. entertainment The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Friday, March 14, 2014 5 Do-It-Yourself shot guide for students on a budget By Rae Ehly Chocolate Cake The Rocky Mountain Collegian Who wouldn’t rather take a Red Berry Blitz shot of chocolate cake than vodka? Flavored vodkas can practi- Liquor: the substance that Surprisingly, you can combine the cally be mixed and matched like brings people together. It encour- two with the Chocolate Cake Shot. bikinis — with countless sodas, ages laughter and relaxes you Combine vodka with a hazelnut li- syrups and liqueurs creating end- after a hard week of classes and queur and add a touch of Hershey’s less sweet combinations to create tests. Mixing fl avors and liquors chocolate syrup and mix well in a an enjoyable shot or cocktail. Red together to create magical ounces mixer or glass with ice. This shot Berry New Amsterdam Vodka is of happiness sounds like fun, but offers dessert in 1 oz., along with cheap, and wonderfully mixes with seems diffi cult. Don’t you have to the beginning of a good night. lemon-lime soda to create a fruity be knowledgeable about alcohol and zesty ounce of liquor. Don’t be in order to make fancy shots and Spring Citrus shy and include a splash of orange drinks? Not in this case. Here are For a more plain and citrus- juice, pomegranate juice or New some simple Do-It-Yourself shot fl avored shot, combine vodka with Amsterdam’s Citron Vodka. Mix recipes that don’t require a chaser orange and lime juice to bring a together in a mixer or glass with and will improve your mixing tal- fruity taste to your pregame. ice before pouring into shot glass. ents. Salty Pickle Nuts for Chocolate Berry Whipped If you are the dry martini If you are looking for a hefty, AUSTIN SIMPSON COLLEGIAN For the sugar lovers or girl’s type, a shot of salty pickle will rich shot that’s sweet and enjoy- Spring Citrus Shot made with vodka, lime and orange juice. night host, this sweet shot will satisfy your craving. Mix your able, yet still manly, combine choc- spring lately with a few days in drink too much. A taste of summer easily be an evening favorite with choice of whiskey, or Jameson’s olate liqueur, full-fat coconut milk the 50s and consecutive sunshine. comes on strong and could leave strawberry and whipped cream Irish whiskey to be specifi c, with and whiskey together to create a However, summer still can’t come you in the shade at the end of the vodkas, combined with a taste of pickle juice to bring a dark, rich smooth, dark and delicious shot soon enough. That’s why taking night if you’re not careful. cherry grenadine. Mix an even ra- and salty fl avor that will make that will leave you craving another. a shot of summer is a must this Remember always drink safely tio of both vodkas and add grena- your mouth pucker. Add a touch weekend. Combine lemonade, bud and may these shots be included in dine to your liking — mix using a of pepper to contrast the salti- A Taste of Summer light and vodka together in a mix- a cheers to a wonderful weekend. mixer, or just mix in a glass with ness of the pickle juice, or add We all need a taste of warm er or glass with ice and pour into Collegian Reporter Rae Ehly ice before pouring into the shot sweetness by using sweet pickle weather, and fortunately Fort a shot glass. Although a taste of can be reached at entertainment@ glass. juice instead of salty. Collins has given us a preview of summer is good, be careful not to collegian.com. 6 Friday, March 14, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian entertainment Student Recital: Olivia Trinko By Katie Salka she has learned over the past The Rocky Mountain Collegian few years, including pieces from Vivaldi, Beethoven and Bartok. Sweet serendipity led a The goal is to share with her young Olivia Trinko to the vio- audience some of her favorite lin. A friend happened to offer things about the violin. her lessons, Trinko happened to “I love the violin’s beauti- accept and this Saturday she will ful timbre as well as the diverse be showing off the fruit of what repertoire written for it,” Trinko eventually became a 15-year re- said. “I also like that the violin’s lationship with the instrument. influence reaches beyond the “A family friend asked me if classical realm into other genres, I wanted to take violin lessons like bluegrass.” from her,” Trinko said. “I didn’t As a double major in music even know what a violin was, but and engineering, Trinko is no I thought it sounded interesting, stranger to reaching across and I have been taking violin genres. Her dedication to two lessons ever since. Looking back, such demanding departments I can’t believe how that question makes her a standout in Stew- has changed my life.” art’s eyes. Trinko started playing violin “She is one of the most at age six, so by high school she outstanding students I’ve had,” was already a fairly experienced Stewart said. “She is really out- musician. She decided to further standing in engineering and has hone her skills by joining the shown great leadership in that Colorado Springs Youth Sym- field as an undergraduate. In phony. spite of all the time and energy Playing in the Youth that it entails, she has also been Symphony allowed Trinko to very involved in music, play- broaden her musical horizons ing in the chamber orchestra by touring China, Australia, all four years, as well as taking New Zealand and Bulgaria, as lessons.” well as playing for audiences in Finally nearing the end of Colorado. During high school, what might be considered a Trinko also participated in the pretty atypical college career, Pre-College Chamber Music Trinko is looking forward to Festival at CSU. sharing what she has learned in It was here that she first met her student recital Friday at 4:30 adjunct violin professor Leslie p.m. in the Organ Recital Hall. Stewart, who Trinko has been “I am so thankful that I taking lessons from for the past have been able to study music year and a half. Stewart has been while at CSU,” Trinko said. “My helping Trinko prepare for her family, friends and professors recital since school began this in both music and engineering fall, paying special attention to have been incredibly supportive one piece in particular: “Dvor- of my endeavor. In particular, ak’s Romance.” I would like to thank my violin “It’s one of her favorite teacher, Ms. Stewart, and my ac- songs, and she actually asked companist, Ms. Joyce, for help- me last spring if I could help her ing me prepare for this recital.” learn it,” Stewart said. “I’d never Collegian Reporter Katie played the piece myself, so I told Salka can be reached at enter- her, ‘I don’t know if I’m comfort- [email protected]. able teaching it to you.’ I learned that piece to see if it would be student recital a good fit for her. I decided it would be and that I could share When Friday, March 14 from with her what I learned about 4:30-5 p.m. the piece. I’m very grateful to Where Organ Recital Hall at her because I never would have the University Center for the learned it without her.” Arts, 1400 Remington St. The song will conclude Cost Free Trinko’s recital after she plays some of the wide range of music 10 Friday, March 14, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Friday, March 14, 2014 7 8 Friday, March 14, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Friday, March 14, 2014 9 Sports Friday, March 14, 2014 | Page 11 Women’s Basketball Rams understand exactly what Border War means By Keegan Pope shouldn’t be a problem, if junior alike know exactly what is riding Keys to a CSU win: The Rocky Mountain Collegian guard Gritt Ryder has anything to on this game due to the fact that say about it. likely only the winner of the con- Involve Sam Martin early and often: Martin didn’t score until early in LAS VEGAS, Nev. - The CSU “This is exactly what we came ference tournament will make it the second half against Utah State and it nearly cost the Rams the game. women’s basketball team wouldn’t here for,” junior guard Gritt Ryder back to the NCAA’s. The senior is one of the better scorers in the conference, but also provides want it any other way. said. “We don’t need to remind our- “I think everyone understands a size mismatch down low the Rams should be able to exploit. After beating Utah State 72-67 selves of what we came here to do.” exactly what this rivalry is about,” Understand the moment: No player on this year’s team has ever played in a game that was a bit too close And while he loves the focus of senior forward Sam Martin said. “I this deep into the conference tournament, and while head coach Ryun for comfort, the Rams will face his young team, CSU head coach think we all get that this is a huge Williams likes his team naivety, they’ll need show the same amount of rival Wyoming in a grudge match Ryun Williams still wants them to game and that’s going to make it poise they did against Utah State to pull this one out in front of what is game with the winner advancing take in the scenery of Las Vegas even more fun on Friday.” likely to be a pro-Wyoming crowd. to the finals of the Mountain West and enjoy the two days off they Collegian Reporter Keegan Lock down Kayla Woodward: In the Rams’ 58-46 win over the Cowboys Conference Tournament champi- earned by beating the Aggies. Pope can be reached at sports@col- last Friday, CSU held All-Mountain West guard Kayla Woodward score- onship game on Saturday. “Yeah, it is pretty unusual for us legian.com and on Twitter @kpope- less for just the second time in her career. In what will likely be yet an- For the Rams, Friday is a to be in Vegas, but we really have tried collegian. other defensive battle, it will be key for Ellen Nystrom, Gritt Ryder and chance not only to win the season to stick with our routine,” Williams Caitlin Duffy to again limit the amount of open looks Woodward gets. series against their bitter rivals, said. “We’ve been in Vegas before and but also to move one step closer to I think playing here in the regular sea- the game their goal of reaching the NCAA son helped us, but it’s still the Moun- What CSU vs. Wyoming Tournament for the first time since tain West Tournament in Las Vegas. When 1 p.m. 2002. To do that, they will have to We want them to have fun.” Where Thomas and Mack maintain focus during two days off And despite downplaying the Center, Las Vegas in a city where there are distrac- magnitude of this game to avoid Watch themw.com tions around every corner. But for putting too much pressure on Listen ESPN 105.5 FM this team, keeping that intensity themselves, players and coaches

Natasha leadem COLLEGIAN Doubling up against their opponent, Jasmine Davis, 5, of the Wyoming Cowgirls, Elin Gustavsson, forward, and Gritt Ryder, guard, set a defensive trap. 12 Friday, March 14, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian entertainment

THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN Eight must-see concerts in Fort Collins COLLEGIAN Suite #207, 706 S. College Ave. By Makaela Bamonti groove on at Hodi’s Halfnote on vocals from JT Nero and Allison 8) The Matt Skinner Band Fort Collins, CO 80525 The Rocky Mountain Collegian March 14 with Papa Skunk, a Russel, accompanied only by a A local Front Range four- member of the Mile High Sound banjo and a guitar. They sound piece collaboration with alterna- This publication is not an official 1) Good Gravy Movement and a straight-shoot- organic and natural together tive country and rock styles, The publication of Colorado State Univer- Good Gravy, a bluegrass, ing, electronic producer. He is with mixtures of soul, country Matt Skinner Band brings their sity, but is published by an independent corporation using the name ‘The indie, jazz group with an all- accompanied by GlodyLoxX, and gospel. They bring emotion high-energy, passion-infused Rocky Mountain Collegian’ pursuant American feel is exactly who who hails from our hometown and depth with a slight sweet- songs to Lucky Joe’s on March to a license granted by CSU. The Rocky you’ve been looking for if you band, The Acidophiles. Teaming ness that captivates all. Bringing 21. Digging deep with intense Mountain Collegian is a 7,000-circula- tion student-run newspaper intended are in need of some colorful up with the two DJ’s, Twoscoops their blend of voices to Avoga- lyrics filled with life and love, as a public forum. It publishes five days electronic beats with that String and Wei-Chi Field (ancient dro’s Number on March 15, it is a The Matt Skinner Band is the a week during the regular fall and spring semesters. During the last eight weeks Cheese and Yonder Mountain tribal beats, anyone?), each of show not to be missed and never kind of show to go to if you’ve of summer Collegian distribution drops energy. Sharing the stage with them brings separate feel-good to be forgotten. been missing those country/ to 3,500 and is published weekly. During Hog Magundy and Tallgrass, this dub step beats with their own rock roots of yours. the first four weeks of summer theCol - legian does not publish. show at the Aggie on March 15 is unique twists. 6) The Howlin Brothers Collegian Reporter Makaela Corrections may be submitted to sure to fix your jam-band needs. The Howlin Brothers, per- Bamonti can be reached at enter- the editor in chief and will be printed as 4) Shwayze necessary on page two. The Collegian forming at Avogadro’s Number [email protected]. is a complimentary publication for the 2) Mike Stud Can you sing, “Baby will you on March 16, will bring you to Fort Collins community. The first copy At the young age of 25, be my corona and lime? And the Southern roots of string mu- is free. Additional copies are 25 cents Mike Stud — a multi-talented I will be your main squeeze?” sic, keeping their tunes upbeat each. Letters to the editor should be venues sent to [email protected]. rapper and singer recording in C’mon, we all know that song. and fun. It will bring out the tap- Andrew Carrera | his basement with music every Shwayze, just trying to make a dancing, swing-gliding, Jack- Hodi’s Half Note 167 N. Col- Editor in Chief college kid has heard rockin’ in hustle out of rhyme, comes to and-Rose scene in “Titanic” type lege Ave. [email protected] their Dre Beats — comes to the Hodi’s Halfnote on March 19 to moves. http://www.hodishalfnote. Kate Winkle | Managing Aggie on March 22 to show us bring us nothing but a fun and com/ Editor what he’s all about from lyrics up-close and personal laid back 7) Josh Blackburn The Aggie 204 S. College [email protected] that sink deep to those that want hip-hop musical experience. Josh Blackburn, with a Ave. Skyler Leonard | City, State to get the party started. Mike With D-Stylz and MIKE, you low — but controlled — roar of http://www.aggietheatre.com/ and National Editor Studd will be sharing the stage will be sure to leave rhyming a voice, brings his fiery guitar Avogadro’s Number tk 605 [email protected] with Splyt, a native Colorado along with all the tunes that they solos to the stage at Lucky Joe’s S. Mason St. Kate Simmons | Campus hip-hop artist and Ronald Mac, deliver during the concert. on March 14. A dedicated, single- http://www.avogadros.com/ Editor an 18-year-old rap artist rising handed songwriter with four Lucky Joe’s 25 Old Town [email protected] Square out of Denver. 5) Birds of Chicago albums under his belt is sure Corrie Sahling | http://www.luckyjoes.com/ A unique duo makes up the to be a real hit for everyone in Features Editor 3) Papa Skunk Birds of Chicago, a band that fea- attendance. 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