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250 Student Center University of Delaware, Newark, DE 19716 V OLUME 123 N UMB ER 6 Students,' driver upset with new bus routes
BY ELIZABETH BEUKE lA students' choices are limited.'' the idea behind the new routes make Sraf/ Rt'JWrTt'r In the new system there are four more sense than last year's. The implementation of new basic routes and an Express Bus However. some students who have university bus routes have sparked route. Routes are designated by color spent excessive time waiting at stops concerns from both students and with one destination for each color. say the bus schedules do not employees over the system's lack of Each bus runs from one central hub. accommodate students' schedules. efficienC). the Smith Hall Overpass. With the '·[The university] ne.eds more Students who travel the routes new routes it is necessary to change buses. We spend too much time just have found that the busses not only busses at the overpass to get across sitting around," said Erika Deputy. a deliver them to class late. but that the campus. freshmen physical education major. new schedule itself is hard to The new routes were designed to Josh Jackson. a senior geography understand. "cut down on time and provide better major. said, " We're always fiv e ·This is part of a classic problem service to stops such as Pearson Hall minutes late to class beca use we cf the university making a field and Perkins Student Center." said spend .a couple minutes at every decision behind the desk:· senior Charlene Benson. interim director of stop.'' electrical engineering major Larr) Supporting Services and assistant to Benson said the waiting time at James said. the senior vice president. each stop was built into the schedule Students are not the only one 'This way we can c ut down on to ··assure the buses were on sc hed ule up ct by the changes. Maureen overlappin g buses, and with Smith as and not running· early. Canale. a driver for the university. the focal point. we can concentrate on "After 9:30 a.m. the buses should said the new system is no better th an getting students to classes and provide be running on schedule.·· Benson the old one. service to addi tio nal areas.'' Benson said. "[This semester] we in stalled '·Last year· s could have been fine said. clocks on each bus to ensure that tuned to do better service. The But the new bus routes have been everyone was on the same time university is running more buses and met with mixed emoti ons. table." serving fewer stops."' she said. "The Many students said they agree that see B US page A4 Biden plans to aid students THE REVIEW I Bonnie Schmelz University Police officers Emmett Robinson and William Texter trave l around Democrats propose a plan campus on bikes, wh ich allows them to monitor areas not accessible by car. to restore $3.2 billion cut in federal education spending Patrolling Newark's
BY SCOTT GOSS Ntwonai/Swre Vt·n _\ Edaor Since the Republican Party took control of Congress streets on bicycles in 1992. funding for education has been c ut by 9 percent ($3.2 billion) at the federal level. Republicans have attempted to terminate the direct BY BETH MA TUSEWICZ eight-hour shift. all week long, all day long. unless an Copy &litor ;tudent lo:m program. eliminate the six-month grace officer cal ls out of work, he added. period to repay those loans and increase the interest Usually, policemen don't need to worry about being With both pedestrian and auto traffic coming to a rate on PLUS loans. mn over by cars during their daily routine. But for officer vi rtual stand&till on campus in the midst of changing Republ ican presidential Bill Texter of the University Police. this is an everyday classes. the officers on bikes find it easier to get around. candidate Bob Dole ha's promised, if oo~m . . Since they are not restricted to riding on the road. they News elected, to eliminate the Department Texter is involved with a program for the police that can travel through ewark on walkways where vehicles of Education. places officers on bicycles. This makes it ea icr for aren ' t pcnnittcd. Flatley said. Analysis Sen. J oseph R. Biden Jr .. O offi cers to get to areas of campus where students often "But still if an officer is riding a bike. or if anyone's • De!.. has other plans. walk. Capt. James Flatley said. tiding a bike for that matter, they need to follow the 11Jies In August. Biden affirmed the Democratic Party's This fall. two additional officers were trained and of the road. So if )OU came to a red light you'd have to defense of federal educatio n funding by introducing certified on bicycles.and added to the force. b1inging the stop:· he added. the "Get Ahead .. Act. total number of officers on the bikes to II. Flatley said. There are both advantages and disadvantages of being The act (an acronym for Growing the Economy for There arc four specialized Hard Rock and Nishiki on a bike rather than in a car. Texter aid he likes being Tomorrow: Assuring Higher Education is Affordable mountain bikes used by these officers. outside in the fresh air and getting exercise while he and Dependable) would. a(eording to Bidcn. restore Texter was trained last spring on the bikes and has works. As for the ri~k of being hit by cars. Texter said. "It the proposed $3.2 billion cu t in the education been hiking on campus since then. He patrols all over has gone a lot better than l thought it would. although appropriations bill scheduled to be voted on hy the campus duting his day shift. but said some biking officers they have come close:· Senate this week. THE REV IEW !Josh Withers have specified sections. like North or South Campus. A downside to the bikes is thai the ofllcers riding them "The point is. it's getting harder and harder for Sen. Joseph Biden promises to support federal Although the police have been using bicycles for at cannot easil y pull cars over. Flatley said. "We don' t middle class families to afford a college education at a education funding with his " Get Ahead" Act. least live years, the number of certified officer keeps encourage our offi cer [on bikes] to pull people over in a time when it is becoming overwhelmingly apparent to increasing. Flatley said. vehicle. There· sa little disadvantage there.'· "When [the bikes] became popular in other cities. we Although the officer are not ·'encouraged .. to pull cars rich and poor alike that a college education 1s a A tax exclusion for employer-provided educational prerequisite to middle class life." Biden said. had officers \\hO saw this and said ·Jet's give it all)':·· he over. Texter said it docs happen. They have pulled people assistance would be made a permanent part of the tax said. ··wc·vc been at it for a while. over running red lights or making illegal left tums for The act it self includes eight provisions: code. An annual S I 0.000 tax deduction for the co.st of "The department has stre<,scd getting the officers out example. However. " I don' t like to do it in some spots Funds from Individual Retirement Accounts could there on the bikes." he added. because r m afraid of getting hit." Texter said. higher education and interest on student loans would be withdrawn before the age of 59 without being be available for individual taxpayers with incomes In addition. the force has hired three additional There are some thing that are easier to do on the bikes s ubject to the I 0 percent penalty tax. if the funds are officers. which gives those bicycle-ccrtilied officers more than in the cars. For example. officers on bikes can pull under $70.000 and married couples with incomes used for higher education tuition and fees. under S I 00.000. opportunity to patrol on bikes. he said. right up to a pedestrian committing an alcohol violation, Families could annually invest up to $200 per c hild There is at least one officer on a bike on campus each College ~cholarships and fellowships grants would in Education Savings Accounts. Contributions would no longer be considered income for the purposes o f see BI KES page A 7 federal taxation. see BID EN page A4 With elections looming, ·NAACP returns to rock the vote
BY PETER BOTHUM said. '·But I want us to continue to issues are ... he said. Jones said the student then the tide has shifted. year. Hayman said. E \t'l uril·t' Ediror work and to carry the torch that was Jones' goal this year is to NAACP. which is and a lot of younger "Younger students can mobilize Almost one year to this day. the I it.'' continue the campus chapter's currently 65 members people lost interest in the to deal with issues that affect them campus chapter of the NAACP was That " torch'' is the fire that Akala resurgence by registering people to s trong. has a voter st ru ggle ... every day:· Hayman said. '·Racism recogni~:cd by the university and lit under the presumed-dead student vote and finding more ways to get education week slated to Wilson said that wit h is rampant. You can choose to be a reinstated as a vital. working student National Association for the yo unge r. college-aged people start Oct. 12. issu es l ike affirm a t ive victim of it. or you can c hoose to organization. Advancement of Colored People. involved and interested. The apathy of youth - action a nd stude nt loan s have equal opportunity ... Then-president Jeff Akala said at which went under fo r about three Jones, along wi th Gary Hayman. black youth in particular being bounced aro und Youth in volvement wit hin and the time that the biggest problem on years from 1992 to 1995. president of the Newark branch of - is going to be. one of Congress, the time is ripe around the o rganizati o n has become campus was that people on all sides B y · continuing w it h Aka! a ' s NAACP. have been worki ng o n a Jones· key targets. Dante to win those people back. a key iss ue. M . Joanne S mi ley , BRIAN JoNEs weren"t educated on the issues. and emphasis on education. Jo nes said fina l dri ve before t he November Wilson. chairman of the "I f cert ain programs are secretary of the Wilm ington branch that blacks and other mi norities he hopes to increase dialogue among election togct st udents registered to student AACP education c ut. people a re going to be upset. of the NAACP. said she didn't think needed to educate t hemse lves to stud e nt g ro ups o n ca m p us a nd vote. committee, said youth inte rest has T he youth - they have no c hoice youth interest or partici pati on in the better race relations. therefore stress a th eme of '·unity." 'The idea is fo r us to go out and wavered but is not lost. but to get involved." he said. o rgani zati o n had waned in recent Enter sophomore Brian Jones. the "We need to try to educate other seek informati on on the key issues,'· ·'It is a fac t th at youth has been a T he re a re pl e nt y of issues for years. current AACP president who came o rgani zati ons o n what we" rc doing. Jones said. citing affirmati ve acti on stro ng part of the NAACP since the coll ege s tude nt s to be concerned '·In e ve rythi ng in life· there is a to lin ish the job that A kala tarted. a nd the n have the m educate us o n and welfare. '; We have to make it beginning," W ilson said. "But since about. especiall y d urin g an e lecti on "We have made advances:· Jones w hat they' re doing a nd what the ir . relative to people o ur age ... see NAACP page A5
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,, I A2 • T HE R EVIEW • September 24. 1996 Electronic card Ross Perot denied debate acce-ss given to welfare BY AMY L. SHUPARD Nntionai/Swte Neu 5 Etlitm· The Presidential Election recipients Committee on Debates made a decision Saturday to exclude Reform Party candidate Ross Pcr~t from the presidential debates. BY DIANNE DOUGHERTY The debates, which will only SJajj Reporter include President Bill Clinton and Delaware became the first .state in the nation last week th Republican candidate Bob Dole, modernize the state welfare system by implementing a new arc scheduled for Oct. 6 and Oct. plastic card which will give security and privacy to its users. 16 . Dubbed the Delaware Card-ONE. it looks like the typical Five Democrats and five debit or credit card. However, the card has a security system Republicans make up the that surpasses most current credit cards, said Alexis bipartisan panel, which voted to Andrianopoulos, a spokeswoman for the Department of Health exclude Perot from the debate, said Lisa Stone, press secretary for and Social Services. The new system was designed to replace the us ucil Bob Dole's office. paperwork consisting of information pamphlet . chl!cks anU Despite recent accusations by the pres , Stone said Dole did not identification cards, with a credit card method of shoppin9. threaten to pull out of the providing more discreet assistance to its clients. "People should not feel embarrassed about recei vi ng elections if Perot was included. assistance which helps their children." said Meryl Henry "Dole wanted to play by the Martin, a client of DHSS's food stamp and Women, Infants and rules and follow whatever the committee decided,'' Stone said. Children programs . , There will also be touch screen computers in supermarket " Clinton feel s very threatened for the clients to access their information. The card will als'o to debate Dole o ne -on-one,'' she act as a direct deposit system for the c li ent, giving automatic said. '· He is supposed to be such access to any money that is granted through the program. ari excellent debater. yet he is Andrianopoulos said. afraid of his record.' ' There is also the potential for med.ical benefit reco rds to b'c This may be the reason Clinton accessed by a doctor's office, she said. pushed for Perot's participation in THE REVIEW I File Photo "Once again, Delaware live up to its reputation as the Fi rSt the debates, Reform Party candidate Ross Perot will not be participating in the presidential debates this year, the State by being the first to use this innovative, cost-cfficief)t Stone said. debate committee decided Saturday. The debates are scheduled for Oct. 6 and Oct. 16. technology in an effort to improve customer service, reduce According I fraud. and make social services more accessible,'· Gov. Thomas to Stone, the Reform Pa rt y facilitator for New people who wanted to join !heir last day. us ing the federal forms. R. Carper said in a Sept. 17 press relea e. bipartis a n Castle C o unty. said the political party could m a rk that c hoice o n they were able to register 70 out of The Department of Agriculture approved the addition dl committee system toda y is corrupt and th eir form at the Di vision of M otor a total 139. mi ssing the quota. laser opti cs to the magnetic stripe technology currently used by w a s disho nest. Ve hi c le. However. the party was able to other states such as Wyoming and Maryland. ' concerned " This country only has one McDowell said he was surprised get Perot o n the ballot by having A pilot program i. set to begin next summer in Sussex arrd that Perot's party ." McDowell said. referring when employees at the DMV said over 3,828 registered voters s ign a Kent counties, said Carmen Nazario, secretary of the DHSS. 1 presence would detract from the to the nation's political system as the co mputer held n o optio n for petition say in g P erot should debate' s profess ionalism and It will take that long to educate both the clients and the '· Republicrat Corp." the Reform Party. T he re were appear on De laware's ballot. companies involved with the program including the Pathmark cause confu sion. McDowell explained that thi s o ptio ns for Republican. Democrat Perot.' s affiliation o n the ballot "If Perot was in the debate. it in Co llege Square, Acme in Suburban Plaza and Superfresh on term implies both po liti cal parties a nd o ther. but a n yo ne who wi II be Unaffiliated Independent. New London Road, Andrianopoulos said would take away from issue s like and the natio nal corporations that registered under a third party no t Reform Party. health care and education." Stone The program will be phased in slowly to include the entire support them are meshed into one would be conside red independent. . Part of th e Reform Party 's plan state by 1999, Andrianopoulos said. said . large party, neg lecting the voices On the last day of registration. is to h old co mmunity- based Clinton said the Reform Party Of the 511 s upermarkets in Delaware that c ur rent ! ~ of c iti zens of thi s country. members of th e Reform Party fo rum s ro tating through the state parti cipate in the state's assistance programs. 75 accept stat
BY BRAD JENNINGS exerc ise sole dominion over thei r progressive tax system based on the '· bring the life of the nation into Minnesota. According to their Socialist Party. which s upport s Co1n Elhtor own lives" by li ving in whatever ability to pay. harmony with natural law." Natural website, th e primary purpose of the sociali sm through the Democratic Republicans and Democrats. manner they c hoose. according to The Patriot Party seeks an end to law involves assessing problems at . GRP is " the total legalization of Party. , These two all-powerful groups the party's St~temcnt of Principles. a a government system ·'dominated by the root. whic h is what the party cannabis" and the release of all Conversely , the Progress ive dominate the political realm in o ur declaration of the party's political two entrenched political parties ... call s prevention-oriented prisoners held on marijuana charges. Labor Party promo te com'muni SIJ1 country today. beliefs. Thi lifesty le is acceptable The Patri o ts are comm itted to government. Though marijuana is the group's through " the armed s truggle b,) Yet what often goe unnoticed arc as long as people don't inte rfere red ucing the role of government in This allows the Natural Law ma1n focus , they favor the masses of workers, soldiers and the myriad smaller political panics with the rights of others. order to expand th e economic and Party to address some of the legalization li nd taxation of all students,"· according to the PLP struggling to have their names and Libertarians also seck to reduce social freedom of individuals. country· s biggest problems at very drugs , but feel drug use among website. voices heard. the site and intrusiveness o f Tho ugh most political parties different angles. The party's solution minors should be prohibited unless The Young Socialist Party urges These groups. commonl y known government , giv ing more power to favor so me sort o f tax reform. th e to our nati on· s health care problem given parental permission. its fo llowers to o bserve Cuba's as ·' third parties:· seek change in indi vi du als. U.S. Taxpayers Party ·'will propose docs not concern funds for health Also known as the ··sex, Drugs socialist revolution. which they sa) what they sec as politics as usual in Several other parties also seck to legis lati o n to abolish the Inte rnal care programs. The solution is to and Rock 'n· Roll Party,'' the GRP's "remains as a shining example fqr our government. There a re more limit the size of government and R\! venue Se rvi ce ... ca llin g it an improve o ur nation 's health by pres idential candidate is Dennis all workers." than 20 such parties. ranging from bring an end 10 career po liti cians. ''illicit and unconstitutional agency ... improving diets. increasing exercise Peron. ·'For the last 25 years of my There are several other ·'third Ross Perot 's Reform Party to th e The Reform Part y. led by Texas according to it s World Wide Web and kicking unhealthy habits . By life. I have dedicated myself to the parties" listed on the Campaign '96 more radical S oc iali st and billio naire Ross Perot. proposes to site. do in g thi s. c iti zens won' t need as legalization of marijuana." Peron website, which can be reached at Communist parties. se t hi g h e thi ca l s tanda rd s for The USTP also wants th e United much money for health care. said . http://campaign. 96.com. The ilc The Libertarian Party. founded in government, such as the elimination States to withdraw from the United The Natural Law Party. whose Parties which run along more offers party platfo rms and general 1971. is the nation' s third largest of free gifts and meals. to bring ations and holds U.S. citi zens have presidential candidate is John revolutionary political lines are the information to inform voter of th eir political party. The Libertarians' politicians back to the le vel of th e no duty to provide suppo rt for any Hagelin. also believes the solution to Socialist and Co mmuni st parties. presence . candidate is Harry Browne. autho r average citi zen. foreign nation. the CJime problem is th e relief of These groups promote the end of the The representation o f these o f "Why the Government Doesn't The Ne w Part y works to ret urn While th ese parties may not seem stress, since stress, they say. is what capitali st system and the rise to parties on November's ballots will Work ... "power to the peopl e" by democratic o ut-of-the-ordinary. others arc fairly leads offenders to commit crimes. power of the working class. offer a little something for everyone. Libertarians believe all revolution. They fa vor community unique. Ano the r party increas ing in There arc many divi sions of these including those who have grown individuals should have "the right to controlled funding for schools and a The Natural Law Party wants to popularity is the Grassroots Party of groups. such as the Democratic tired of the same two-party system .
CAMPUS CALENDAR Today at 7:30 a.m. the Newark The research on women sc1ics will P()lice Reports United Methodist Church and Pacem hold a lecture titled. ''Welfare Reform: in Terris arc co-sponsoring a Service of Where are we Heading?" with Saul Spoken and Silent Thanksgiving in Hoffman on Wednesday from 12:10 VICTIM STRUCK BY PUBLIC distance away. but damage to it said. the chapel at Newark United Methodist p.m. until I: 10 p.m. at 007 Willard Hall. SAFETY TRUCK totaled $ 200. Flatley said. Church at 69 E. Main St. For more information call 831-8474. A Public Safety truck struck a GAME, SET, MATCH, FIRE Today. from II a.m. until noon, there The Latter-Day Saints Students pedestrian in the South Field near the ATTENTION K - MART An unknown suspect set a tennis will be a career minority reception in Association is sponsoring a Stop football stadium. according to Capt. KRIMINALS court net ablaze Sunday at 12:30 a .m .. 119 Clayton Hall. For more information Smoking Workshop on Wednesday. Jim Flatley of University Police. A 1987 Dodge D aytona was stolen Newark Police said. please call831 -8479. in 223 Purnell from 7 p.m. until 9 p.m. The victim was taken to Christiana from the rear lot of K-Ma rt in College The net, valued at $200. was Today. from 11:30 a.m. until 1:30 Call831-8479. Hospital. where it was determined Square. said Newark Police. located in the tennis courts at p.m., there will be an employee There will be a library electronic that no bones had been broken. The owner discove r ed the car, Foxcroft Apartments on Wilbur wellness health fa ir at the Trabant workshop "Electronic Access to Flatley said. The patient was later valued at $52.000, was missing after Street, police said. University Center. Call 831-8388 for Journal Information" at room 56 of released. leaving the windows down and the T more infom1ation. the Morris Library. Sept. 26 from I 0:30 top otT police said. NOT-SO-LUCKY CHAR MS The history workshop titled a.m. until noon. Call 831-2432. THIEF'S GOTTA WEAR SHADES A 27-inch gold necklace with ''Calculation a Natural World: A presentation titled " Health A 1995 Jeep Wrangler parked in NOPHONEHOMEFOR YOU charms was stolen Thursday from a Computers, Scientists and Engineers Information Online" which highlights the Hollingsworth lot was broken into An unknown suspect removed a locker at High Energy The Gym on in the Cold War United States" with how information on cancer. chronic some t ime between 7:30 p.m. Bell Atlantic cellular phone Friday South Chape l Street. Newark Police from a car parked in the Newark Atshushi Akcra. from the University of disease and wcllness can be pulled from Thursday and 2:45 p.m. Friday, said said. Capt. Jim Flatley of University Shopping Center parking lot, Newark Pennsylvania. will be held in 436 Ewi ng the World Wide Web will be held from The necklace is valued at $275. Police. Pol icc said. pol ice said. Hall today at 12:15 p.m. For more 12:10 p.m. until I p.m. in the 1941 Two pairs of Oak ley sunglasses The phone. which was taken from a infom1ation call 83 1-2371. lecture hall at the Morris Library. va lued at $90 were taken. and damage Chevrolet Corsica. is valued at $150. WALLETS, AISLE 9 The career workshop titled The joy Poppers will be in concert to the Jeep totaled $400. Flatley said. police said. "Successful Interviewing at the Mul_tipurpose Room at the A woman 's wallet was stolen from her handbag whi le she was shopping Techniques" begins at 7 p.m. until 9 university center. 1l1Ursday at 8:30 p.m. MISCREANT MAKES OFF WITH BIKES BURGLARIZED FROM p.m. in 120 Smith Hal l. For more Doors open at 8 p.m. For more at the P a thmark in College Square. MOPED BACKYARD Newark Police said. infonnation call831-8479. infom1ation call UD I-HENS. A Yamaha Razz moped was taken Three bicycles were sto len Sunday The wallet. which contained cash University percussionist Harvey Thursday. at the Blue Icc Arena. at around 2:45 a.m. Friday from a from the backyard of a house on and credit cards , is valued at 140. Price and pianists Linda Henderson there will be a precision skating team bi kc rack ncar Pencader C. Capt. Jim Choate Street. Newark Pol ice said. pol ice said. and Don Glanden wi ll have a concert open practice at 9 p.m. Interested Flatley of Universi ty Police said. The b i kes. wh ich were chained tonight at the Amy E. du Pont Music qualified skaters are invited to join the The moped was recovered a short together. are valued at $300, police -compiled by Catherine Hopkinson Building at 8 p.m. For more infom1ation team. Call453-l 079. please call 83 1-2577. --compiled by Colleen Pecorelli
.'1 •• September 24, 1996 • THE R EVIE W • A3 Dr. Ruth, UD prof discuss new book
BY JENN DISALVATORE Wes theimer sai d s he is a firm Sra}l Reporter belit'ver in standing up for your ideals, Dr. Ruth Westheimer may be small and ~he is certain that a le sson taught but her magnitude quieted about I 00 with humor will make a lasting audience members Thursday night as imp1 ession. she entered Multipurpose Room A of She pro ved thi s convic ti on FOUR ME~lCAN ANTI-DRUG AGENTS the Trabant University Center. Thursday night. TOR TURFp, KILLED " B efore we talk about that other " I will talk about sex fro m morning s ubj ec t I like to talk about," till night," she said while answering a MEX !CO CITY - Assassin tortured and Wcstheimer said , " let 's talk about the numbe r of qu estions from the k illed the Tijuana district chief of the federal family for a while." audience. anti - n arc tics agency and three of his aides Wcstheimer and univers ity She ta lked about everything from the seco slaying within a week of a Mexican journalism professor Ben Yagoda gave tht: mythical Grafenberg spot to sex ual anti -dru officer, authorities here said Sunday. an informal lec ture promoting their ex peri mentation. It wa the seventh grisly murder this year of newest collaboratio n, "The Value of " Masters and Jo hnson conduc ted o law e n' o rcement official who had dealt w ith Famil y: A Blueprint for the 21st sex experiments a while ago where narcotic~ cases in Baja California, prompting Century.'' everything that could be measured was senior US. officials to fear that drug violence Audience members mea,ured,'' she said as the audie nce l n Mex co could begin to threaten civil See related were invited to stand burs t into giggles. "The medical autho1 i ics in Mexico much as it docs in story, a nd ask questions or st ud e nt s who took pa rt in these Columbia . None of the killings have been page Bl write them down o n a expe rim ents s hou ld be than ked solved. - piece of pa pe r for because without their devotion to their In the latest incident , Jorge Garcia Vargas. L------' Westheimer to answer. field we would not have some of the 43. and three federal agents who served as his The firs t question came fr om an information we now have today." bodyguards were f;und strangled early audience member who was having She a lso explained that, when it trouble with her stepson. co11tes to "erectile difficu!ties." the aturday in a black sport utility vehicle in the THE REVIEW /Christine Fuller middle-class Mexico City suburb. Baja , Westheimer answered her question Dr. Ruth Westheimer needed to stand on a step-stool T hursday when male sexual apparatus is very according to the attorney general's office of in a general sense, but then promised sensi ti ve. talking about her new book in the Trabant Center Mutlti p ~rpose Room. the federal district of Mexico City. to speak to her in private before "So on your honeymoon, if you say The fou r 1 en's wrists had been bound and leaving. ' Is that it?' don't be surprised if 'it' their bodies badly beaten. officials said. Westheimer has the ability to write got the strength to let me leave to the print media. decides not to work," s he said. Garcia V U IT ED ATlONS - When Pre s ident Clinton addresses the new session of the U.N. General Assembly Tuesday . he won't be the only one thinking about the outcome of the Traveler's presidenti ai race. First law school fair opens The American elections have dominated the United 1'\ations. putting it into slow motion on assistance a number of issues including se lection of a BY ANDREW GRYPA "The fair puts us o n th e map for law schoo l new secretary-general and solving a financial A.<. A4. THE REVIEW. September 24, 1996 Student directory Biden announces plan.to aid college students continued from page A I time the funds were redeemed. not In Title III of the "Get Ahead" to pay for the · ~et Ahead" Act. each year as the "interest .. accrued. Act. Biden s u gges t ~ the required Despite the 1roposal of s uc h a now on internet be tax deducttbl e (s ubJ eC t to Beginning wit h the c lass of funds should he paid by closing costl y act to a fi;cally conservative in come levels) and interest would ... 1997. the topS percent of the corporate tax loopho les . Congress. Bidenrcmains hopeful. accumulate tax free. graduating high school se ni ors "For instance. there is an act .. . " I pred ic t that ?) percent o f'the BY LAURA SANKOWICH ''It has been a big fund-rai s er Al so. the balance of an ESA Stu}} R~p orta would be e li gible (specified by call ed the Price-Anderson Act .. . things I have in tlls act will pass. 1 for the RSA for the past 20 years,'' would no t be considered fo r the in come) for a $ 1000 merit a ll tax-payers subsid1zc nuclear think the bulk o f hi s act, whether With the placement of th e Lesser said. '·It would be a serious purpose of determining e li g ibility scholarship. 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A5 ·Medical students can find future jobs in family practice BY ELIZABETH BREALEY To conduct the stud y. journal maintain a minimum 3.3 grade point e mphasizes personal contact while been reduced from four openings for have a friend who is an Sttltf Reporttr e ntries with recruitment average while completing degree encouraging students to enter primary every general practitioner to I 8 in ane> thesiologist and he did a national The results of a study published in advertisements were collected and requirements for a bachelor's degree care. 1995. sedrch and the only job he could rind this month. s Joumal of the American studied by a group of physicians. The in liberal studies. "Primary care is better medicine.'· The ~ tudy concluded physicians was in Kentucky:· Medical Association suggests number of advertised openings were Each student is also 1cquircd to Durbin said. ·'It is continuity of care who !.pecialize, for example in The American Heart Association medical student s have more counted to evaluate trends in the ratio participate in at least six hours of and th e doctors get to know the o rthopedi cs hand I i ng s keletal al-,o acknowledged medical st udents opportunities open to them if they of srecial ists to general practitioners. medical school practicums, which arc patient not just as an organ system .'' injuries, are having a hard time ate having a difficult time finding , train in primary care rather than For students in the MSP, the held at A.l. DuPont Im.titute, the Dr. Dyannc Westerberg, from finding employment. At the same re'>idencies in orthopedic surgery, let specializing in a particular field. results are ve ry encouraging. Delaware Division of Public Health. Student Health Services said there is time, primary care doctors are being alone trying to rind jobs, Durbin said. Students in the university's especially since a ll students in the as well as other community health a trend toward primary care. " It is rc<.:r uited with luc rative incentive In order to encourage their Medical Scholars Program arc among program arc planning to train in organi zati ons in the state. important to know a little bit about packages. students to enter primary care. the those who need not WOITY about job family practice. MSP coordinator Dr. Paul T. every iII ness so the doctor can keep a Westerberg recommends going MSP, which is adm itting its eighth placement as long as they don't fall The program, in conjunction with Durbin. !.aid the program is very watch on what is happening and if into primary care because th ere are so class, hrings in p1imary care speakers otT the primary care track. based on a Jefferson Medical College in unique because it joins the two needed recommend a sr ecialist." many more job opportunities. a11d arranges vi its to Jefferson to talk recent s urvey of physician Philadelpbia. guarantees admission to schools to educate these students in Since 1990. the number of ··1 have seen a lot of specialists not with primary care doctors. employment trends. 20 select juniors and seniors who the field of medicine. The program ' peciali st physician positions has he able to find a job,'' she said. ·'[ Jen Hess, a junior who is enrolled in the MSP, said the program's slant toward learning bedside manner and patiem communication skills interests her most. ''I like the idea of a mall town family doctpr who gets to know the family. gets to watch the kids grow up and really gets to know their patients ... she said. Though he believes in the importance of primary care. Durbin said he hopes the decline in specialists isn' t temporary. " We can get them into medical school. but many times tudents do get taken by a specialt y in medical school.'' he said. There is some control, however. because Jefferson only guarantees a re>idency in primary care for these student . If students want to specialize. they have to apply for thn>e residencies and Jefferson may not grant them. These students will then have to apply elsewhere. · If students had a good pediatrician while they were growing up. they are usually interested in primary care. Durbin said. 'This is helpful because they realite th e importance or a doctor who you kno" and trust.'' NAACP returns to Newark continued from page A I difference in generations.'' she said. "Certain people are till being denied certain rights. The states arc trying tO do away with affirmative action. and the work of the pa't 40 years may go backwa~d . 'The u"'m of ooay n ay suffer. I would say they have heen more active in recent year :· On a national level, there ha~ been a rise in yout h participation. William Penn. director of the branch and membership department of the NAACP. said youth membership is strong. " We have a membership report that tells us that membership among youths is higher than it has ever been ... Penn said. Jones said the re li"rgbnl:e of the NAACP is important because apathy i. still very strong on thi s campus. Bill Lawson, chairman of the philosophy department. seconded the motion. saying an organization that works toward the rights of all people on camrus can't hun. ''The more educated people you have , the better off things arc for America and for the ~.:ampus in particu lar." Lawson said. " Many people - hoth black and whi te - say that the work i> done. The work is not done ... When putting out a campfire, drown the fire, stir it, and drown it again. Save Tile People You Call Up To 44%. Costa Rica Guatemala Travel ...... _ For long-distance calls. Savings based on a 3-min: AT&T openrtor-dialed interstate call. National Reservation Center 1 -800-2-COUNCIL .' ( 1 -8 00-22 ~~ ..- \ lattp:!/UJUJUJ.ciee •.,. f!>'U -~--· EUROPASS FROM $210 EURAILPASSES AVAILABLE BY PI-IQNE! \ I A6. THE REVIEW. September 24. 1996 Vegetarian speaks • ?>Itt ~ Composition Festival GREAT PAY! 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Forlnro: 837-1881 or en1ail mcc@ud~J.edu d1et, said Howard Lyman. director of Lyman is an ex-cattle rancher anti the Eatin!! with Conscience '\:hemi cal" farmer who was raised Campaign !·or the United States on a small "organic" dairy farm in Humane Society in a speech Montana. sponsored b) the ewark Earth Save Hi s dream as a chi ld . he said, was Chapter. Lyman spoke to a group of to take over the family farm . So he CAREER CAMPAIGN '96 35 people in the Ray Street C attended Montana State University lounge. and received a degree in agricu lture. "If I said to you. ·J just came from There Lyman said he was th e pharmacy and they have two new '· brainwashed" to belie\'C in the bottle in. Bottle A will alld 7.9 years university's theory of "better li ving to your life and bottle B wi ll get you through chemistry.'' 13.9 more years of life.' you'd pull It was the "brainwashing." he the lid otT of A. and it would say ·eat said. That taught him to attack weeds a vegetarian diet.' And bottle B. and insects with an arsenal of toxic )OU'd pull the lid off and it would pesticides. say ·cat a vegan diet.''' l1e said. Lyman blamed these toxic Vegans maintain a diet void of pesticides for a cancerous tumor animal flesh or animal derived found on his spinal cord that left him product.. Lyman said he believes paralyzed below the. waist. that such a lifestyle will eliminate Given a one in a million chance to potentially deadly toxins from the ever wa lk again. Lyman had human body. successful surgery and heat the odds. Lyman said his plan for clean Since that day. he said he vowed living is simple. to live a cleaner life. "Number one: don't eat animal "We had killed the birds and trees produ<.:ts." he said. "Number two: and had turned the soil into cat organically grown vegetables." something that looked exactly like Lyman attributed 75 percent o f asbestos." he said. "And I could not the toxin> in the human body to the say that someone else did it. I did it. consumption of animal products. "When in the "oriel arc we going Another 16 percent come fro111 to wake up to the fact that we are chemically grown vegetables. li vi ng in a fecal soup environment"'" "The day you were born, stamped Lyman said we arc heading to the o n \our forehead was a thing that abyss unless we change our Jiet. If -,aij 'every part of your body is we do change, then ma)bc we will guarantced for 120 years."' he said. be able to confront the problem of "W<:'re only living 75.5 years. What our growing population before it is in the "orld's goi ng wrong?" uncontrollable. If you could, you. • Macintosh. More affordable ~han ever. With low student prices on Macintosh~ computers, you can start doing whatever it is you want to do. And to make it even easier for you to purchase a Macintosh, apply for the Apple" Computer Loan. So you can take home a Mac: and you won't have to make a payment for 90 days~ How do you get started? 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Biden is oft-critic ized fo r being a big spender - the biggest according 10 some frugal conservatives. Yet despite th e Republican political massacre of 199-J., and their ensuing anacks on ·'big government.'' willing-to-spend liberals sti ll exist. I! is an idealogical baltic. Republicans walll to shrink the federal budget. They would cut e ducation. large programs such as Medicaid. Medicare and the ational Endowment for the Arts, and hand power to the states. Democrats believe in a government that is wil ling to spend to p rotect its citizens. There are many ways to address this. but we think a kindler, gentler nation only comes fro m the guidance and active assistance of federal programs. Since the Republicans took comrol in 1992. $3.2 billion has been cut from education spending. So is it politically shrewd or socially responsible of Biden to respond with a $42 bil li on educati on propo a J'J speaker wi th an abili ty to dodge We think so. bu ll et after bull et. Unfortun ately, We political swamis at T he Review say that there will be an enormous backlash in this year 's vote. c harisma and e lusiveness a rc all The he'l l need to buy him a ticket for We say that voters will turn out en masse to denounce Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole. Already. congressional candidates have started to distance themselves from these Republican leaders in their four mo re years as Commander-in campaigns. "Vote fo r me ... they say. "so that the republi can Congres-; might keep those spendin g Chief. liberals in check'' The Republi cans helped Clinton We say that voters will take a clear idealogical stance against the Republicans who would make it lesser by throwing Bob Dole into th e ring more difficult for young adults to afford college tuition. with him. Dole does not have the So while Biden·s plan might seem a bit bold. we feel it is what people want. Education, as we have charm of C linton, hence. starts out endorsed in previous columns, needs to be the cornerstone of the revitalization of thi s nation. We need wi th two stri kes against him in th e more college graduates to compete with foreign markets and technologically. voting booth. of The fact that he is a hypocrite B iden's proposal will provide tax incentives and encourage savings for the costs of higher advisor decided n ot to making unrea li st ic promises education. It will provide merit scholarships to the top 5 percent of high school g raduates. And j ust as sc hed ule any more interview with probably won't help eithe r. H e important as the statistics. it will send a c lear message to the nation and the world about the priorities Elizabeth at her husband' ide. promises to cu t taxes by 15 %. of the United States government. I was a de vote d s uppo rte r o f increase defense spending, provide To the less fortunate in the inner cities. who arc cramped in ludicrously overstu ffed and unde rstaffed three Perot in th e last election. and I am educational vouchers. a nd then c lassrooms. it will lend some hope fo r a future and assurance that the government knows they exist. still in hi s corner this year. He is fa r balance the budget. Hmmmm . I'd To families that arc trying to save for their c hildren to allend coll ege, it will ease the b urden. It will from perfect, especial ly when it like to see that math. encourage families to save. by offering lower rates by paying whil e the child is g rowing. comes to c hoosing a Vice All of these are positive accomplishments and the sort of government that The Review wams. Presidential candidate. Can anyone 1 evils How about you' say, "Pres id e nt Choate, " wi th a "Who are you going to vote fo r?" I am realistic straight face? For th ose of you not The questi on has become a standard fo ll owi ng Perot's campaign closely, around campus these days. enough to he has chosen autho r/economi st Pat If beauty is skin deep, why will people do almost anything to change their Generally. there are three common understand Choate as hi s running mate. responses: "Clinton", "Dole," or "I Together, Perot and Choate make looks? Anna White takes a look through ... don't know or care." Then there is that Perot is up th e new Refo rm P art y ti cket. my answer: H. Ross Perot. Before They a re focused o n c uring the anyone jumps to the conclusion that not the ideal na ti on's financial woes a nd are The eye of the beholder I am eit her kidding or s m okin g ve hemently in favor of banning crack. allow me to explain . candidate nor lobbyists and corruption within Many Africans. enamored by American blame for this The expression , " the lesser of Washington , D.C. Perot happens to li festyle, are adopting symboli c notions of atrocious legacy. three evils." might best describe my will he win be a fami ly man but doesn't need to style from the West, from American flag many Senegalese rationale for giving Perot my vote. this year. re mind us abo ut it every thirty shins and hats right down to skin color. arc quick to point President Cl inton is o ne of the seconds as some oth er gcmlc man Indeed. light skin is quite "a Ia mode." out th a t shadiest characters to ever occupy do. In Senegal. lotions (inc luding spot numero u s the White House. Hi s presidency l am realist ic e no ugh to Apparently D o le took so me removers li ke Palmer's Skin Success Fade indigenous tribal has been marred by o ne scand al understand that Perot is not th e ideal political pointers from C linton o n Cream) and inj ections intended to bleach or leaders he I ped after another. The o nl y reason he candidate nor will he wi n thi s year. on how to handle difficult issues. lighten skin are cal led "xeesal" (pron:hess too. to round up has escaped each and every o ne is If no thing else he may open the Hi s stance o n abortion c hanges ul ). Dark skin is out. Light is in. Forget slaves from rival because he has an excell ent team of door for the presence of third party every time he goes to the bathroom. public relations doctors and a liberal candid a tes in the future . Such evoluti on. Forget a beating sun . Just bl each gro ups Ill Mr. Dole is now well -known for hi s press on his side. candidates would be a welcome it 1 Despite th e creams' hi gh cost and the exc h ange for incessant H o ll ywood bashing , Beauty is only skin deep. Despite the All of the "allegations" somehow addition to American politics. So country's high povert y rate. women lather arms. unle ss of course a certai n adage. physical appearance plays a vani h in th e wind. Do Whitewater. w h a t if Perot is not a ca reer their faces and bodies in order to whiten Look1ng Republi can from Austria happens to significant role in our financial and social Travclgate. Pa ul a Jo nes. o r Dick politician·J Didn't we have an actor themselve s and ultimately please towards weste rn be starri ng in the film . Does anyone endeavors. Maybellinc, Estcc Lauder and Morris Uust to name a few) ring any in office not too long ago·J boyfriends and husbands who prefer lighter culture. which is (besides Do le) think ''Eraser" was Christie Brinkley arc sti ll reaping in the bells·J It 's time to shake up the system skinned women. do min ated by good. c lean family fu n·J millions. Male "dogs" stil l make cat call s Personal problems aside . is o ur and Perot could very well be the Race has different connot ations in Caucasians. does Dole can't stop running hi s mouth from the safe haven of their pick-up trucks country any beller off tha n it was man to d o it. How mu c h worse Senegal than in th e U.S. Though chil dren not, th erefor. about family va lu es and morals, yet as they catch a glance of female perfection. when Clint on first took office·> He could the political system get'J yel l ou t "Toubab 1 Toubab 1 " (white neces sa r i l y he d i vorced h is first wife (w ith A zit is sti II a Lit. has consiste ntly flip-flopped o n Josh is President of tile Pre-La11' represen1 a w ho m 'w hild a dil ughter). One of The beauty industry 's specia lt y is a lmost every iss ue. How about th at St 11dent Assoctation because he rejection of hi s top advisors has just admitted to balanced budget ·> Besides Newt. doe HI 't think th e r e a re e tt ough Caucasian women. A quick check of any parti ci pating in sex on the internet While Caucasians African c ulture. who is really pleased with the new lawyers in the country .'·et. He does cosmetics counter shoul d be proof enough. a nd placing class ifi cd s in porn but rat he r a wel fare bill he signed'7 not discriminate - lt e hates almost "Ivory." "Creamy Natural." "Skin tone." magazi nes. If you th o ught Hil lary seek to darken their strong interest in The trouble wi th thi s guy is that e 1•errbody. Send m essages to Or address the predominance of "fle sh was domineerin g. look o ut for Mrs. a hi g h consumer nobody really knows what he stand s jbg@ udel.edu colored" Band-Aids on first- aid aisles. skin by flocking to Do le . After a disastrous interview econo my that is for due to th o: s impl e fact that "Bandages of color" have not qui te hit th e with Larry King on C NN. campaign pr ese ntl y nei th er does he . He is a chari smati c mainstream. tanning salons, some unm atched With luck. one mi gh t find Palm er's Skin Africans are acti vely e lsewhere. least to obtain it. An article on prostitut ion 111 a some Africans are actively trying to rid Success Fade Cream. advertised in Ebony of all on th eir continent. Caucasian visitors nati onal Senegalese journal. Sud Week, is the m selves o f their biologica lly (and magazine fo r "lightening dark spots and trying to rid to Senegal sometimes find themselves in an depressingly enlightening. Two out of th e e nviro nme ntally) determi ned pigmen t. blemi shes." It is a formu la su pposed ly iro ni c reversal of roles, trying to convi nce five direct qu otes from female prostitutes Why can't peo ple be happy wi th w ha t trusted by "millions of women" that "treats themselves of their th eir darker ski nned counterparts that sk in connect prostitution wi th the activi ty of they've got? There are "chocolate" people skin discolorations and prevents darkening tone is irrelevant and th at dark skin is not lightening skin. One woman said. " ... every among us. There are "coffee " people from recurring." And it is one of the few biologically (and o nl y ex treme ly bea utifu l but m o re time I run out o f money to buy cosmetic a mong us. There are "c ream" people creams with a dark er skinned audi ence in environmentally) desirable in a c li ma te c haracteri zed by products to bleach my skin , l [prostitute among us wi th thousands of combinations mind. relentless sun light. One would think th at myself]." Anothe r st ated . " M y father in between. We're all beautiful in our own If the mainstream keeps African determined pigment. one look at the average Caucasian visit o r ki cked me out of the ho use when I got ways and hopefully beyond o ur superfical American style as an afterth ought. why not would be enough to convince any oul that pregnant fo r the second time. ow I live outer disguises; down to our very cores_ c hall e nge it? African-Americans now person/foreigner) at the sight of a rednoscd "the bl ac ke r the be tter. " Sunburn ed . with my aum who is also without income. Beamy is in the eye of the beholder, a celebrate Kwanzaa. give their c hildren s tranger. it is more a s ta te ment of peeling. s plotc hy, pimp le-ridden a nd l prostit ute my se lf to insure education fo r beholder wi th eyes to names from the ir continent o f origin and descriptional fact than a word wit h sweaty--African weather is not ki nd to the my kids and to fe ed the famil y. l also have character, personality and co mpassion take pride in colorful ethni c wardrobes. It hi storical baggage. If anything. it equates fair skinned. Caucasians are certain ly not the need to keep up my physic a l rather th an skin color, lip stick a nd eye is a comme ndable revival of a heritage tomoney. G e nder and age a rc m o re the epitome of beauty the re. Authenti c appearance and for th is, it is necessary for s hadow. Just a word of advice from a long denied them. Being black is not to be impo rtant variables in a person's social dark-skinned Senegalese women, however. me to spend money on the curre nt fa shions. "skim milk with c innamon s prin k les " inferior but to be proud. Black isin hercntly imeraction than is skin color. Part o f this are stunning alt ern atives. I mu st lightenmy skin as men like nothing woman. beautiful. stems from a commonl y he ld Senega lese Many Senegalese wome n a nd men but [lighter skin]. " It has come to th is. Anna White is just another frog in the But as African-Americans searc h be lief that the slave trade is not simply a squander valuab le savi ngs on expensive Whet her one is a pe rson "with color" or pond, trYing not to drink up the 11 ·ate r in o verseas for their lost identities, a very Black and Whi te iss ue; tho ugh white creams that mu st be applied on a regular "without co lor," ski n tone still begs of our which she /i1 ·es. 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Bill Werde Christine FuUer Josh Withers Vanessa R01hschild Nikki Toscano Scon Goss Amy ShUil:ud ' e ~view e · September 24, 1996 A9 Almost a year after the Million Man The Review offers two views on the March, its leader is back in the arrakha man behind the march and what it headlines. came to mean to Americans We arc approaching the first Farrakha_n, therefore he says what especia ll y know what leaders are willing and able to It is a tangled web Farrakhan anniversary of the Million Man he wishes. Because he tell things w h i t e you say. tolerate a perspective o ther than wove. He spoke out that whitey March, and questions arise: Why "like it is'' people get scared and li berals, " Whitey." their own. couldn't be trusted, and that whitey remember it? What did it do for call him all kinds of names. and they are I just This doesn ' t seem to be will always try to oppress the black don' t ... Farrakhan. us'J Why the ambivalence with the we all know what they are. not as man. And when the Million Man couldn't I have seen the complexities. I March happened, it seemed the H o norable Mini s ter Louis Last year in The Review a smart, possi bly know that Farrakhan brought a controversy proved Farrakhan Farrakhan, a black man obviously cartoon called the blac k men I i be r a I ever million men together to contemplate correct. seeking the upliftmcnt of black participating in the March " A and pro under their circumstances, and that is So there were then, and there are people? Million Misled Men." In Smith gressive stand. But great, in the true sense of the word. I now, brothers saying " See - white~ The Million Man March gave HaiL tn one of the male as they I t hink I know that in a time of black crises, wants to hold us down." black people a time of atonement. bathrooms, it was labeled "A think they understand Farrakhan has ironically encouraged But it wasn'tjust white America. It was a march that looked for the Million Nigger March." are. enough. self-reliance. It was decent America. liberation of black people like the The majority of people whose B I Professor Ironic because the standard Islam And they didn't want to hold you 1963 March on Washington: Many feelings are hurt by Farrakhan's people Ed Guerrero told criticism of Jews is they become down at all. Just the questionably attended the 1995 M arch and the statements and criticize him have black me how it financially successful by looking out separatist message of Farrakhan. media focused their attention on not done. are not doing, and wi II regardles s .------== was in two for their own. Do the Islamic people Bill Clinton didn ' t go to the the leader. not do a thing for black people of the African detest Jews for excelling in the march, and spoke, to some degree. W h a t except help oppress thoughts of American social concepts against it. But so differed them. whit c s. literat ure they would did Colin Powell. bel'Aeen the His name The statement " A Mini s ter classes and prescribe' for their So there were who refused to marchc tS alone scares Million Mi sled Men·· Farrakhan o ne black own? attend the marc h that one not only criticizes ts a man film class. Blacks in this brothers saying because he didn · t inc luded most whites to Minister Farrakhan who country, fo r want to lend it white liberals but also criticizes trying perhaps the first then, and now, further legitimacy. while the death because black people. It bring u s time s tnce the Rev . Henry J. other did not. basically says "you that. In assassination of "See- whitey Lyon , head of the It targeted he is a black are so stupid you o rder to do L-----"-:::..< American King . have real 8.2 milli o n- black men- don ' t know who to this people Studies choices in whom wants to hold member ational the public man with follow , but we do." arc going to be alienated. class allowed other students to tell to look to for Baptist Convention enemy. The fact is the whites In this quest for freedom there me how it was. And I listened. leadership . Jesse us down." was furious when Anyone power. who think they know are two sides: with us or against These classes aren't credentials to Jackson ts an Jesse Jack o n knows that who black people us. For thi s no apology is be waved as a politically-correct undeniabl e black mistakenly any time black people gather as a s ho uld follow will lead blacks necessary . George Washington did nag. I got more than statistics out of leader. Colin announced that the m. Statistics 1 already knew - unit white liberals. conservatives. straight to hell. Powell has elevated himse lf to Lyons had endorsed the march. presidential levels. And Even Jackson himself origi nally and other flunkies who do not care The Millio n Man Marc h then there is Farrakhan. boycolled the march. about the economic. political. and gave black people a time to He is di ffercnt because Farrakhan· s rationale can be cultural upliftment of black people look inward without the aid he is no t pa rt of the misleading. In the current issue of around the world have a problem. of white people. It also political system. Thi s G,eorge magazine, he says "White , There is another reason why allowed black people a time works to his detriment people have never given us a thing members of white America have a to renew their faith in the and good. for the 300 years of servitude that prob lem with the Millioti Man s truggle - a struggle that It benefits him when we gave thi s country. And when a March as opposed to the 1963 will never end as long as blacks who have given black man like myself tries to March On Washington: leadership. Babylon is Babylon. up on a caucasian correct the problem. how do you Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., may This hurts a lot of people. po litical system look characterize him? He's a hater. He's his spirit live on. was for passive Farrakhan, the proud blac k elsewhere for a bigot. He's an anti-Semite.'' re istance a tactic that man that he is. scares people. leadership. Maybe Colin What Farra khan hasn't been able American liberals embrace. Most Most whites see him as "an and Jesse have sold out to understand ... what he is just now \.\.hitcs accepted Dr. King as the uppity nigger who is rocking to the system, but Louis beginning to grasp as he proceeds bla k leader. the boat." They just won't is still given 'em hell. down the road of conversion from The Honorable Minister Louis admit it for fear they will no But it's scary s tu ff minister to political power broker is Farrakhan. in contrast. is for direct longer be politically correct. when religion and mos t whites don ' t revile him for confrontation. American libera ls In order to discourage us politics mix. In America trying to correct the problem. They despise this tactic. Hi s name alone from following such a man, the we tend to keep those revile him for his hatred. scares most whites to death media spreads lies, misconstrued not apologize. We black people the they co mpelled me to take the issues separate. And perhaps that is Mainstream America. for better because he i a black man with thoughts, and non ense. But as Gil world over mu s t finally gain c lasses . The invaluab le gift was why Farrakhan is difficult for many or for worse, is far from being able power. Scott Heron says , " ... if they po litical. philosophical. cultural, perspective. to accept. to accept extremist or separati s t He is not controll ed by gifts really knew the truth why would and psychological freedom '· by The issue isn't whether one can With all the Christians, and all ideology. One need look only as far from whi te liberals and is free they tell you?" any means necessary." know what it feels like to be a black the Jews, and all the women. and all as Main Street. where people of all from constricting monetary gifts. Farrakhan has a lot to say about Jamie Wilson is just a brother man. It is whether or not he has the gays and all the lesbians who color and creed protest the Klan's allowed himself to see more than have been slandered by Farrakhan or occasional march. As we know. when one contro ls what blacks can do to better th eir tryin to make it. Send e-mail to one facet o f a complex social hi s Nation of Is lam. the urpri se Bill Werde is editor·ial editor of yo ur means of s urviva l they lot in the waning days of Babylon [email protected] question. was n' t that there was controversy Th e Re1•iew. Send e-mail to control a lot of what you say. o and should be li stened to. If whites This is the best we can hope for s urrounding the march. It was that shado11 •@ udel.edu one has that on Mini s ter do not understand what he says. in a democratic society: that our there wasn't more. • over aforementioned multimedia presentation. I account for the fact that yo u affect onl y of college age vote. no matter who we Choose or Lose reflected on how badly I had misjudged Delaware Your vote, the electoral votes of your s tate) is vote for, the more o ur issues will he students. irrelevant. however. Instead. you have to addressed. In 1992. 42.8 percent of 18- A good 700 of them took it upon themselves to realize that the right to vote for 24 ycar-olds voted in November News: Apathy takes buck the unsettling statistics on voter apathy in our your vo1ce everybody, male and female, regardless compared to 70.1 percent of elderly age group. Even more encouraging was the number of Today, I of race and origin. ts the loundatt on ol a above ()) years ofage. Combining those a beating people who s howed up to volunteer. often feel it is my republic such as ours. numbers with the populations within ' I have to sandwiching time between class a nd o th er duty to The refusal of a citizen to vote strips each age group. around ten million admit I wa · commitments. inform her or him of the effectiveness o f his Americans in the college age group skeptical at Some of them had been pulling off registeri ng for everybody citizenship.Without expressing an voted compared with 24 million elderly. And we wonder why col lege sc holarship firs t. I had years. Some of them asked whether they could out there of opinion. what right do you have to programs arc put under the axe before heard of register now, even though they wouldn'ttum eighteen two bits of expect government to address your needs'1 On the most base and cynical Medicare. And we can't understand why M TV s until a few weeks before E lection Day. Great. I v e r y nobody. and I mean no voter-fearing, Choose or thought. A new social ill. .. underage vot ingt I important le vel. why shq uld p.oliticians feel anything but apathy about the wishes of wants-to-be-re-elected career politician L o s c wonder how long it ' ll take until the uni;ersity gets a news that I a non-voting or rarely-voting will even bring up th e idea o f cutting campaign big grant to study the effects of underage voting and recently demographic category such as o urs'7 Social Security. We complain about earli er this how to counteract it. .. soon we' II sec residence hall became Good question. cynicism in politics. take our la7y moral summer. but I programs on how to remain apathetic in the face of privilege to: From here . we get to the second high ground. don't vote. and lose any real peer pressure. I) there is a imagined it influence in a government we never What surprised me most was the absence of the presidential election in the works, an reason my friends !~a ve given for not would be participated in.- Do you want y,ou r stereotypical response of the young non-voter: ''Why election which will cttlminate' in a vote tough to president, senators. and congressmen to should I care·J My vote doesn't count anyway." 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Etlllor Across the , corridor, world-renown sex 1939, her parents put her on a train to It is 6:40p.m. therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer's head reach Switzerland. Dr. Ruth was headed for a chil People begin to fill into the Multipurpose es just above Ben Yagoda's waist. dren's home and had to leave her parents Room at the Trabant University Center Dr. Ruth is here to talk about her new behind. Thursday night. Photographers and a small book, "The Value of the Family: A Blueprint 8:30p.m. The speeches are over. CBS news team gather around. fo r the 2 1st Century.'' the fourth book " Sank you verrry much,'' Dr. Ruth says to A reporter. two photographers and Dr. Yagoda has co-authored wi th her. She has every admirer as she signs books. John Cavanaugh. professor and peaker for known him for I 0 years now. when they She is fu ll of life. She is timeless, ageless. the event, stand in the hall by Ready Room began working together for Dr. Ruth's auto She scurries around, scribbling various 144 and wait for them. biography. things in everyone's books. It is 6:45. Dr. Ruth walks quickly next to Yagoda, Dr. Ruth finally stops signing books and Outside. a dark wagon pulls into the park tryi ng to keep up wi th hi s long stride. ru shes over to a man and a woman, who arc ing garage. The driver. 6 · 4 Professor Ben She begins to inquire about the organiza waiting for a private counseling session Yagoda. turns his head as if he is speaking to tion of the speech. Who speaks first? from her. someone sitting in the passenger seal. Zabenko? Cavanaugh? Dr. Ruth tries to get She had promised during th e Q&A part of although it appears no one is in the car with the low-dowri on the event. her lecture that they would talk late r. him. "Is the box big enough for me? I mean. '·I think it's amazing," Yagoda says, A photographer from university public look at me," she teases during th e last watching her. relations enter Ready Room 144 and sets up minute preparation. She had promised they wo uld talk and she his equipment. There is some commotion as the group kept her promise . As she leans over the Looking around the room, he is upset by packs themselves into a tiny room. short, gray chair, she gives feedback to a the atmosphere, the plainness of the room. Sounds of sho uting come from room 144. couple who is havin g problems with their '·] don't like this room ... he says, his eyes '· Yo u don't lik e my rrred drrresst·· Dr. son. scanning the dull room for a photo opportl.l Ruth shouts at the photographer. who has She is patient and s he gives th em time. nity. " It 's gray. It's ugly." suggested she wear green sequins as a joke. This is not a ·ru sh job. Ten minutes later, she Talking about proportions he says, " rt 's brrrand new,'' she says. returns to Yagoda at the table. • "Yagoda is 6'4", and she's ... " His voice The rrr's a re rolling off her tongue. 8:50p.m. trails off for a second. "Wel l, she's shorter." spi lling o ut of her mouth with every ot her Leaving is a task. Between advice and Diane Zabenko. organizer of the speech, word. good-byes. it ts hard to pull this woman walks into the room and places a tray pf food Dr. Ruth its on Yagoda·s lap for pictures. away. on a counter. The tray is smothered with bev He smiles and seems used to her silliness. "Look at that. How ni ce,'' Dr. Ruth says erages. two plates wi th fat sandwiches on It is a little after 7 p.m. when they fi lter on the way out of the meeting room. as she top a~d four s lices of wheat bread. into the meeting room and find it is packed. stops to read the large sign that announces It 's almost 7 p.m. T he speech begins and th e 68-year-old her arrival o n campus. Five heads suddenly swivel to the left. woman speaks of her life in Frankfurt. Ten pairs of eyes look upon th e two figures Germany, as a child. THE REV lEW I Christine Fuller in the hallway. Someone whi spers something She li ved in Germany in the 1930s with see DR. RUTH page B4 Dr. Ruth Westheimer and English professor Ben Yagoda have writ ten four boo!< s together • A look back after a quarter of a century at The Stoile Balloon BY NIKKI TOSCANO But no matter· who the band is. faithful ed. F etltlll"t'\' Edaor Balloon-goers have continued to frequent th e "There is a rider th at every band has. It 's Bruce Springsteen came straight out of a concert hall. like a contract where the band says what little town in New Jersey to play there in the Big Head Todd will ret urn to the Balloon they need . Most bands just had like a case of mid '70s. Pat Benetar sang a few numbers in November, along with Paul Westerburg beer and equipment necessities, but there later that decade. and Cracker. Meatloaf was a different story. • The Alarm showed up in 1985 when its Junior Rex Lotito recalls hi s experiences "Meatloaf had three bags of M & Ms. Spectrum show was snowed out. And while of working at the Stone Balloon and hi s four bags of Cheetos, fo ur boxes of Wheat Love Seed Mama Jump has brought th ou experi ences with bands who now have a Thins and all this other stuff. Every time sands through those dark. wooden doors, major name in the music business. Meatloaf wasn' t singing, he was stuffing hi s they weren't even a glimmer in the public's Through his part-time bartending position face . At the end of the show. the stage eyes when The Stone Balloon first opened in while he attended the univers it y. he has seen looked like the bonom of a movie theater.'' August of 1972. Metallica. Jane's Addiction and Meatloaf. Lotito says. The Stone Balloon celebrated it s 25th and has a story behind each encounter. The Balloon i '·centered around the anni ve rsary and re·grand opening Saturday "When Jane·s Addiction came here , they entert ainment" it brings, Bauerly says. and it night and brought in a hand ful of bands - were reall y underground. Lotito says. " After now offers a "pub-like atmosphere " a ll ow THE REVIEW I John Chabalko The Snap. the Flaming Caucasians. Love they got done playin g. they were hangin g out ing for greater versatility. RAISE YOUR HAI\'DS IF YOU'RE SuRE! Bryen O'Boyle, lead singer of Mr. Greengenes, Seed Mama Jump, Mr. Greengcnes. and upstai rs and they -go t kicked o ut because they Popular band s continue to pl ay at The defined two decades o f popular music. were pi ssin g out the window omo Mai n Ball oon and for many The Balloon was a gets a whiff of the stank crowd Saturday at The Balloon's anniversary bash. Bands that played at The Balloon during Street. That. and because they were underage stepping stone to stardo m. of the Stone Balloon and '86 universi ty grad thrown out." the '80s include The Snap, Pretty Poison and at the time and tried to drink . "I remember Hootie and the Blowfish uate. Bauerl y bought The Balloon three years Tommy Conwell. Bands of the '90s include "They wanted to get thrown out." played here in June of '94 and there were Bauerly says when he attended the univer ago wi th two other partners. Last spring, he Hootie and the Blowfish, the Dave Mallhews Lotito also recall s his encounter with about 30 people there,'' Bauerly recalls. '"and ~ it y. The Balloon used to have less space and bought out th e partners to be the sole owner. Band, Better than Ezra and Big Head Todd. Meatloaf. but says it wasn' t what he expect- then in September of '94, they had a No. I a lot more bars. Thursdays have been Mug He also owns The Bottle and Cork in Dewey si ngle." Night, sin ce the early '80s and that Saturdays Beach which is as hoppin' during the sum Lolito also encountered Metalli ca, but were concert night. The appearance now mer month s as The Balloon is during the th ey didn't make it at The Balloon. They looks different. but the crowd is still stu school year. were on a tour. '50 states in 60 days.' and dents. While the Stone Balloon is every under stopped in at The Stone Balloon for the Bauerly says the changes to refurbish The agers' nightmare, Bauerly and the manage smallest venue they had played in a long Balloon were made to attract non-students as ment have decided to help out with thi s prob time. well. lem. "They even said it on MTY. They said The cha ng~s made to The Balloon, in An alcohol-free all-age jam (with a $5 to they played in some dump call ed The Stone addition to th~ tavern, are a ladies' room with $10 cover charge) will tart Oct. 6 at The Ballroom. more stall s and places for people to get away Balloon, and continue from 5 to 10 p.m. "But what was really cool about Metallica from the craziness in the concert hall. every Sunday. Love Seed Mama Jump will was that a large number of their followers The tavern can seat 45 people, and its be there to kick off the first one. couldn ' t get in because they were under 21. selection of beer was upgraded to choice ales A ska fest will be held Oct. 27, which is So after the show. Metallica went into the and lagers from Natural Light and Bud Light.. also an all-day Sunday· jam. Since a large parking lot· where they hung out with about which had predominantly been on tap for 25 portion of ska listeners are under 21. Bauerly 50 kids for about a half hour - like these years. says his concern is to provide an opportunity kids were their friends." Lotito says. Alumnus Greg Lewis says he enjoys the for underagers like the one presented to thos.e Recent renovations have changed the first changes because he Iikes that he can get two who are 21. part of The Balloon. but both the concert hall atmospheres in one bar. Saturday marked a quarter of a century for and the crowd at The Balloon remains "I can go in the tavern and watch the game the Stone Balloon. a place that attendees of unchanged. before I enter the madness." says Lewis. Delaware continue to frequent even post · What used to be the package store last Lewis says he likes the changes to the first graduation. spring is now a tavern with eight selecti ons part. but is glad that there were no changes "It's the only true bar here,'' Lewis ays. THE REVIEW I John Chabalko of beer on tap and 15 more in the bottle. made to the concert hall. · Looks like he's not the only one who Some people tried to pack 25 years of fun in one night at The Stone Balloon's 'The Balloon has been predominantly a " I can still go into the back. chug my beer. thinks so. s!Udent attraction." says Jim Bauerly. owner spit on the fl oor. and know I won't get 25th anniversary bash Saturday. ' B2 • THE R EVIEW • September 24, 1996 Newark Cinema Center (737-3720) (Show times for Tues Sept. 24 through Thurs. Sept. 26) Trainspotting 6, 8: I 5. 10:30 First Kid 5:30, 7:45 Tin Cup 10 Maximum Risk 5: 15, 8, 10:30 Re~:al Peoples Plaza 13 Phat Boddum: harmonious music, message (834-8510) (S how times good through Tues. Sept. BY G REGORY SH LAS Assistant Emenainment Editor 24 through Thurs. Sept. 26) Maximum Havoc-wreaking alternative rappers with a Risk 1:15, 4:15, 7:15, 10:05 Tin Cup message is a great way to sum up Phat Boddum. 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 Feeling They arc a psychotic, fun 1ewark band that has Minnesota I :20, 4:20, 7:20, 9:50 The added an unique urban twist to the local ccne Spitfire Grill I : 15, 4: 15, 7·15, 9:55 this past year. First Wives Club I : I 0, 4: I 0, 7: 10, 9:55 Phat Boddum is a sonic assault of intense rhythms. ,hard-core words and beats . The band Bullet Proof 1:35, 4:35, 7: 35. 10:15 describes themselves as a hip-hop, hard-core. Last Man Standing I :25, 4:25, 7:25, rap, heavy metal and reggae band with a·mes 9:50 First Kid I :05, 4:05, 7;05, 9:35 sage. Fly Away Home 1:10, 4:10,7: 10,9:40 Starting out as a bunch of friend;, who spent Jack 1:20, 4:20, 7:20, 10: 10 A Time to their time on 1 cwark's Wilbur Street. the six Kill 1, 4, 7, IOID41 , 4, 7, 10 buddies began to rap and jam in their basement three years ago. The result of their creative endeavors was Phat Boddum. Christiana Mall (368-9600) The group i composed of rappers T and (Show times good for Tues. Sept. 24 Rothy, guitarist and rapper Proto, bassist Chuck. through Thurs. Sept. 26) Spitfire Grill drummer Joe and sampler Scott (who don't want 2. 4:30, 7, 9:20 Feeling Minnesota to be known by their real names). The band played at Philadelphia's Trocadero 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9: 15 ID 2, 5, 8 Rich in March, opening up for Newark's Black Light Man's Wife 2:145,4:30, 7, 9:15 First Rainbow. Wives Club 2, 4:30, 7, 9:20 During that dream-come-true ni ght at the Troc. Phat Boddum raised their onstage energy Cinemark Movies 10 level to startling new heights. (994-7075) ""You have to jam at another level when you are on with a band like Black Light Rainbow,.. T (Show times good for Tues., Sept. 24 says. ""They taught us how to rock out. We are through ll1Urs. , Sept. 26) Last Man very grateful to them." Standing 1:05, 3:20, 5:35, 7:50. I 0:10 Ts statement Illustrate the band's vibrant Bulletproof I :35, 3:35, 5:35, 7AO. 9:50 up-front style. an uninhibited style that isn ·t The Crow: City of Angels 3:45. 7:40 afraid to say an) thing. "Til shit on rac ism' .. rapper Chuck says. ··we Supercop I :45, 5:40, 9:35 First Kid I. like to combat ignorance. Our friends are teach 3: I 0. 5:20. 7:30, 9:45, Maximum Risk er;,. not gangsters. 1: 15, 3:25, 5:30, 7:45, I 0 A Time to T says. ·· w e arc like A Tribe Called Quest. Kill I. 4. 7, 10:05 Tin Cup 1:25.4:15. Bi ohazard and Suicidal Tendencies combined. If 7: I 0, 9:55 Fly Away Home I :20, 4:20, you want reggae and ska. we got it. .. 7: 15. 9:40 Bogus I: I 0, 4: I 0 Island of Their onstagc presence. however, is more like the Beastie Boys during their Li cense to Ill Dr. Moreau 7:25, 9:30 She's the One THE REV IEW I Ri cardo Rivera 1: I 0. 3: 15 , 5:25. 7:35, 9:55 days. And like those infamous bad boys of the Phat Boddum members T and Rothy rock Monumental Continental Saturday with their diverse style. ' Os. juvenile troubl e looms around the group. ""We can ·t play at the Deer Park because we Chuck, the leader, speaks just like he raps 'The hard drugs are thumbs down' .. Proto Phat Boddum hopes to record a new CD Cinema Center Cafe onstage. To him, music is about cutting down shouts. ""We arc against hard drugs ... sometime in the future. Their last album. titled were caught smoking marijuana,"' Chuck says. (Tues. Sept. 24 through Thurs. Sept. 26) "Do" n with those unjust rules against marijua barriers and having a righteous good time. Phatboddum · s local partners 111 crime are "8.000.000,"" ;old out, givin g them more confi The Rock 9:05 Courage Under Fire na."' ·'Guys and girls get down'"" Chu ck says. "We Alms to Sots. a guitar-dri\en hip-hop band who dence than ever. In the works is a compilati on on Chuck and T load themselves up wi th bad want everybod) to have a good time. No matter has paved their way onto the ;ccnc thi s past year a Greek record label. But more than anything. 6:30 Nutty Professor 7. 9:20 boy charisma. while rapping fluidly through who or what they arc ... with sweet rhymes and n1ucous rill,. Phat Boddum wants to record music. popular self-penned tunes like "Word on the And while Chuck and T have off-beat per The two bands both ha\'e found their calling ""We are united under music ... Chuck says. Street."" ""Silver Crown"" and '"Low Down." sonalities. Proto comes off as just an ordinary with jamming live hip-hop mu sic. They also ""E' erybody haYe a good time.'' T. wearing a Starter peke!. tal ks with a ciga bad-ass kind of guy. But when you bring up the share the same problems most bands have in rette in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other. topic of hard drugs. he nics off the handle. fi nding a place to play. A. "If love is blind .•. marriage is like having a Cardigans release impresses stroke." with its jazzy psychedelia B. IDovie lines The Cardigans prance around and talk about boys. "STOP Fir t Band On The Moon 'That's what you called waste of time. I'll be Mercun;/Trwllf!Oielfe waiting down the line ... LOOKING C. "''m trying to tum her Rating: --.,~ ;,~ ~'c,'r ~7 Painting pictu res in the listener's mind is what BY KEITH WINER the Cardigans do best on "First Band On ll1e neurotic misery into A to;i,tmll Emenatlllll«!llf Etlttnr Moon ... AT ME Many modem-day bands fail to capture the late Moving up the timcline a few years from the general misery, so she can '60s hammond organ throwback sound that The psychedelic era. ·'Lovefool" has more of a disco SWAN!" Doors perfected in their day. swing to it as trancey harps play along with the be like the rest of us." ll1c Cardigans. from Sweden. capture this jazzy essential di sco guitar wah-wahs. psychedelic swing sound better than most bands did Almost capturing the essence of disco diva in the ·60s. Diana Ross. Persson's smiley vocal style is ·more •• l'l.\" \fP/1\f flJ!I!:J , Ill .IJ .1!) Their latest. ""First Band On the Moon.'' evokes sophisticated compared with the rest of the cJ efree f'.JIJif1'H t :J .. uo .o; ymn' '!I'll . Ul .l-"ll''mS umpv (8 .. "·,noH "'lifo .m,\\ "'11.. "! OJIA .1a '"'"'G ( \' splendid visuals of sparkling disco balls and white sounds on this CD. leisure uits upon initial contact with the music. '·Close your eyes, that"ll be the day you'll find t______J Lead vocalist Nina Persson ·s angelic vocals are those lies," wails Persson on "Losers:· one of the which Beavis and Butthcad have done to the rilfs of accentuated with jazzy trumpets and ringing xylo more mental songs to date for the band. Ouy Osboumc ·s classic. The Cardigans prove they Stars This Weel< Scratchy guitars and a progressive bass line phones on many of the soAgs. can beautify almo't anything. which sounds Magnapop-esque are an unexpected '" Heanbreaker.'" a song about being hun by some The lullaby-ish ""Th.: Great Di vide ... reeking of Yo ur Stars This Wee"k A RIES (March 21-April 19) one you love. showcases Persson through what change from the peaceful bliss which the Cardigans innocence. is by far the most tranquil cont1ibution to Tuesday. Sept. 24 Yo u may feel as if you're closing usually throw at us. seems like ripples o f water beautifully echoing her ''First Band ... LIBRA (Sept. 23- Oct. 22) in o n an important target today, but ll1c biggest shock on this CD is an exceptional voice. Though the trad. disturbs the flow of thi s CD Yo u may be looking fo r something in fact you may be further fro m the interpretation of Black Sabbath ·s ""Iron Man ... Another standout on this rclca e is the track slightly. it can easil y be overlooked and excused due to lift your spirits and in c rease truth tha n before. " Never Recover, .. Muffled completely from the original power to the phenomenal level of uniqueness presented by your financial potential as well. which sounds as if chord-ridden noise-fest. The Cardigans took the However. there w ill prohably not TAUR US (A pril 20-May 20) r------RIVIIW RATINGS -, the hand on the rest of thi s album. it could have been original version and smacked it out to sound like the be any new developments today. You can be c reati ve in your busi _., ,'c :c :c ,( Classic. By far. The Cardigans arc the most' worthwhile played at one or soundtrack to a heroin overdose. ness endeavors today, but ultimate ..'c ..<--'' .,'c Buy I hi s disk. band to listen to among the onslaught of bands fea Marsha Brady's Dopey piano pans and teasing guitars make thi s SCORPIO (Oct. 23- Nov. 21) ly only the mos t tried-and-true ..'c ..'c ..( Dub a friend·s . tuiing female vocali st . sleep-over parties song glide on through, as Pcrs on sighs and whis You mustn' t wait too long between methods will bring you real ,'c ,'c Hold yo ur nose. Our onl y hope is that they won·t become exploi t pers in between the vocals. as she and all of her ed by commercial top 40 radio assassins and altema rounds today. Yo u must be willing rewards now. teenage friends Taking thi s song a long way from the destruction gceks. to work hard if you want to stay on ~-----_j schedule. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) If you move quickly from one Women for Women 2 Rhythmeen SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) thing to the next today, you won' t IN STORES Various Artists ZZTop You may have to slow down .a little get caught up in your own minor MercurY Records RCA today simply to give yourself time problem or errors. Mista Rating: --'r ~'c:.'r Rating: 1/ 2 to recuperate after each new burst Mist a If you make it through ""Women for Women 2" of increased activity. CANCER (June 21-July 22) EastWest Records America without bursting out crying or feeling an urge to Ever mired yourself in a huge vat_of seething. You will not be the mood for any R a ting: '.7 bond with your girlfriends, well. you' re probably not foul-smelling black sludgc·J If you ever have the CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) contrarY' opini o ns today, so teer a woman. desire to do so. just pick up a copy of ZZ Top's Only s low. clear and detailed clear of people who have a history Just when you thought the onslaught of The disc features 14 previously released tracks latest (and hopcfull) final) a lbum. ""Ryth mcen:· instructions will really work for of disagreeing with you. R&B roughnecks was starting to slow down . from female pop stars like Celine Dion. Tina Turner. These guys have never approached the sheer you today. You can't afford to do o ut flies Mista. Sheryl Crow. Indigo Girls. Vanessa Williams and si lliness and self-depreciating fun of their 1984 sloppy or incomplete work at this LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) " Blackberry Molasses, .. a song about the Carole King. disc ""Eliminator:· which hoisted them to the level time. You will only be interested in the difficulties of growing up. kicks off the The album wobbles between slow. sentimental of national fixtures wi th videos like '·Legs ... facts, so you must work hard to album on that smooth groove tip. ballads ('"25 Back Then"" by Lauren Christy). and "Gimmc All Your Lovin ... and "Sharp Dressed AQUARIUS (Jan.20-Feb. l8) separate the truth from what you Tear-jerking. semi-romantic tracks. s uch whiny chi cks crying about' what jerks guys arc Man:· What catches you r eye fi(;t today know to be only a fabrication. as '·I Think That I Should Be ... arc slow jams ("Insensitive·· by Jann Arden). Now their music. like their bearded bodies. are will keep you r attention for a great which reminisce about the ·style and poise The best tracks are "Power of Two ... by Indigo tired and o ld and slow. There really i~ no differ deal longer than you expected. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) possessed by New Edition in their heyday. Girls. and Leah Andreone·s ··we·re Not Alone ... ence between ""Prell) head ... ""Bang Bang" and You may be in the driver's seat all These kids arc good but let "s just sec The CD gets an extra star for where its profits arc "Zipper Job"" or any other song on the album. PISCES (Feb. 19- 1arch 20) day long. and what you do will where they'll be when that evil thing called going: The ational Alliance of Breast Cancer In fact. not one of the 12 songs o n Today. concentrate o n tL1ings determine how others wi II j udge puhcrty kicks in or until they can be aomittcd Organiauions for breast cancer research. "Rhythmecn"" arc e"en close to listenahle. which can enhance your phys ical your potential in the future . into the movies after 6 p .m. without a le gal So light some candles. wrap yourself in a fuay Instead of tryi ng to relive their ·70s glory or appearance or performance. You guardian. hlankct and chill out with your best female friends. aLtempting to remake ·'Eliminator."" ZZ Top mustn't neglect what the experts And if any boy dares to make fun of you for listen should simply be eliminated. say' • -Keith Winer ing to this CD. kick hirn where it counts. - -Erin Ruth -Peter Bot/cum ., • • ( September 24, 1996 . THE REVIEW. 83 Monumental Continental shows promise with th e mellow c rowd. as the lead vocalist chides, 11alf-laug hing. " It's a lazy, lazy afternoon." All-day bash benefits The guitarist of the band Alms to Sots looks fairly silly con vuls ing with every large c hord but hits o n a sound no t often heard from the e lectric g uita r: a shrill , a lien to ne. the Emmaus House This unconventional backing work s s ur BY MARK E. JOLLY The ew Kings of Rhythm ta ke the stage prising ly well for the rapping it supports. Enit•t tummem Edrtor after Kobayashi Maru. and the show's own and the show is enjoyable. even though no Adding to the one tradition that defines diversity begins to s hine through. The New one dances. ewark more than any other, the folks at 36 Kings are a West Chester-based blues band, At 4:20 p.m., Alms to Sots has just fin Continental Ave. arc holding an afternoon and following Kobayashi Maru's spacey ished a song when thei r lead vocali st looks of music to benefit the Emm'aus House. alternative rock sound. blues are quite a down at his pager and reaches into hi s The initial crowd at Monumental departure. pocket. Continental is sparse: the mood is atypical Lead guitarist Rob Purnham's contro l is "I looked at my pager and saw it was ly relaxed fQr a ewark all-day bash. Music amaLing, hi fingers dancing across the time to smoke,'' he says into the mic, taking lovers arc stretched out on the !Hass in front neck of his instrument. alt ernately coaxing o ut a s m a ll bowl and holding it up to the of the stage. talking or drinking or just con and forcing perfect no tes out of the guita r. crowd. centrating on the tunes lloating out toward Complemented by outstanding bass o n The band th en leaps into an original song Delaware Avenue. the part of Newark local Kevin Tarzanin reminiscent of 31 1 (who they have been Kobayashi Maru's infectious composi and tightly played drums and saxopho ne, compared to in the past) a song promoting tions provide an entertaining b'ackdrop for Purnham's g uitar rolls through the crowd. the usc of softer. natural drugs. the audience carl) in the day. their li ght evoking amazement and enjoyment. After Alms to Sots. Spindrift gives the hearted lyrics provoking smiles and out The New Kings engage the crowd a bit crowd a taste of their heavy psyehedelia; right g u ffaws throughout their set. more. as cheers of recognition and approval the theremin (a musical in st rument) they The lyrics range from a song about the follow the opening bars of an Ike Turner use capti vating most of the crowd. lead singer's old car. which utilizes the piece. before which Purnham encourages Spindrift wraps up after pounding the bizarre. high-pitched harmoniLed vocals anyone with an alcoholic beverage to raise audience with loud guitars and shril l key " Love Bus ... Sex Bus," to what is allcc a glass to the man who wasn't much of a boards. a nd Ceci l's Water begins to play. tionately know as "The Mommy Song.'' a husband. but a hell of a blues guitarist. getting the crowd to their feet for one of the song about a boy with no bladder control Partly through their set. Spindrift's key few times that day. during which members of the band take boardist asks to si t in with the band on har lt',s not until Phatboddum begins their turn whining "I want my Mommy." monica. and highlight~ng the day's unique set, replete with flashing red and blue Kobayashi Maru finishes their portion of and enjoyable mood. The ew Kings wel lights, however. that the majority of the the day's fe tivities \\ith their Spanish come him. even giving him w hat amounted crowd stands. song. showcasing not only more flippancy to an improvjsed solo in the next song. Beefy men in hand-painted staff shins but also diversity and knowledge. By the end of The New Kings' set. the create a designated mashing c irc le by " Un poco loco e11 Ia cabe::;a." they sing. lawn behind 36 Continental is fi lli ng up, standing guard in a line. After two son!!s "porque bebo Tall cen·e::;a." ("A little craLy ready for Alms to Sots· harder alterna-rap w tthout tnctdent, they decide they would THE REV IE\\' I Jo;h \\'uher.. in the head because l drink too much act. rather join the crowd. (Front to back) Bassist Kevin Tarzanin, vocali t Pirooz Kalayeh and guitarist beer.") The Newark quintet seems frustrated Sonny Mishra of Cecil's Water play at Monumental Continental. Computer mania takes a megabyte out of campus Why such a startling growth '' for quite a long ttme ... library ''Students love to get in touch computtng associate Damon University ranks high with their friends. E-mail is a Drummond. a sophomore. says. great way to get in touch ,'' But it is not JUst the students Lyons says. " Plus. there is all who love to hac !.: a" ny on their sorts of digital information computers . The faculty and pro in on-line services available out there." fessors arc utili1ing the What programs do students resources that computers are use when they spend their time offering them ant.l their work. BY GREGORY SHULAS university as one of the top networking~ It seems Windows Morris Library is a great Assrstaut Enrertammnu Eduor schools in the country for cam 95, E-mail Pine. Microsoft'~ example of ho\\ the latest in There's a new revolution in pus-wide networking m anage Access -and Nctscape Navigator tcchnolog) can bring student the a ir. All over the campus, ment and arc the popular information availability to new compute r site by compute r s ite, user acces brands. heights. With the help of innov a new socia l movement is hap sibility. _,, Nets cape ative computing. the library has pening. " T h e Navigator allows been placed among the top I 00 The age of networking, e net work The ability to the user to find a research libraries tn orth mail , Windows '95 and ing here is wealth of informa- America. Nctscape has dawned on the great. The have access to the tion from the Computer networking was computing si tes across the uni ability to world wide web. the deciding factor in the versity and it seems like it is h a v e Cour1esy of Monowise Ltd. Internet and Sen i ng as a 24- library's succc''· In the past here to s tay. access to hour library. the few yean,. student'> have had Ozzy Osbourne tones down his act for his Philadelphia s how. '·We are always busy here," t h c Internet wi II not access to DciCat/ DeiPius, a library computing a~sociatc Internet America On-Line even close comprehen'i'e online informa Ben Aerow says. "The move a n d . . . Christmas E' c . tion retrieval servtce. This ment is nonstop.'' America IS Impressive Windows '95 is allo"' s tudents to obtain the Anthony Omolcwa of Smith On-Li nc is -Anthony Omnlewa an essential tool widest rangl: of t.lata and facts 'Flying High computing site noticed a big tmpre s for writing papers, for researc h projects. increase in users this summer. s i v e . Smith computing site while E-mail Pine "We were ive Association ot computer use to the incoming o a h long range Research Lihrarics. You must Again' in Philly freshmen c lass,'' Omolewa Dankncr telecommunica meet a ,pcctfic criteria and be says. "The res ult has been very says. ti o ns possibilities. asked to toi n . Director of e nthusiastic. More students arc Hi s t o ry E-mail i> one of Libraries Susan Bryntcson says. BY C HAD ALVAREZ Black Sabbath). pays tribute to his using them than ever." has shown the cheapest and more environ Whether in 1orris Library Swff Reporter teacher as he and the rest of the band Lila Lyons. d irector of User that each year computer access mentally'' consciou> mediums of loolo:ing up info lor a research "Unlilo:c your prestdent. I do play Rhoads gems "Over the Services, is one of the leaders has grown s ubs tantially. communications on campu~. paper. talking to a friend in inhale ... O?Ly Osbourne says as he Mountam." "Diary of a Madman" and of this new electronic move " When we first started hook This makes it extremely popu Minnesota or learning about the exhales skyward at Phtladclphia'; "Belie' er." During the 1982 "Diary of ment. Through the efforts of her ing up PCs in '92, there were lar among students who want to late;.t hand who is playing at the new Corcstate> Center. toking on a a Madman" tour. Rh oads was killed in staff and hard work. the uni vcr 200 on-1 inc." Lyons says. keep in touch with old friends. Troc. the spirit of networking is joint provided by a generous fan dur a planL· crm.h that ended his brief but si ty has won the CAUSE Award ''We have grown from 1.800 "These types of soft,\arc in the atr. ing the song "S weet Le~f..:: Some brilliant career with Ozzy. for Computing Networking. hookups last year to 4,000 this don't appear to be going out of habits don't die ea;ily for Ozzy. Osbourne\ current rhythm section This coveted award ranks the year.·· date. They probably will last A very healthy-looking Ouy. who contains Mike Bordin of Faith . q has lost a considerable amount of More · on drum;,. Robert Trujillo of weight over the past t"o year . has Suicidal Tendencies and Infectious recently cleaned up his act. He has Grooves on bass. and Joe Holmes fill kicked his booLe. cocaine. and even ing the guitar spot recently voided by cigarette habits. Zakk Wylde. The Sunday. Sept. I 5 show fea Following the guitar solo. Ozzy Newark Arts Alliance promotes local talent tures OZ? y splashing the crowd with gives the fans a choice between "No buckets of water. shooting them down More Tears" or "Perry Mason ... The with two large super soakers, and older material wins out all night. as BY MARK E. JOLLY At the entrance to the bazaar. ipating. the bazaar has certainly Robcrt<.on sa) s. "That was his dream ... leaping relentlessly around the stage ~ only one cut from hi s npv album. ·•1 Emertaimlll' lll Editm' which is usually held the third brought out more than one can to pump up the cro\\d. Just Want You ... is performed. It's a lazy. sunny aftern oon in week of each month. one is greet usually find in the area. From its creation in 1993. the Ozzy. 47. is currently on the sec Ozzy's intensity overpowers his downtown Newark. The usual jug ed by members of the alliance's The jewelry. which constitutes alltJnce has held myriad C\'Cnt . ond leg of his "OZ7mosis" world tour voice, which at tttnes sounds fatigued gernaut of vehicles on Main Street executive coun cil. ready to chat most of th e day's merchandise. is from poetry reading;, at Jam·n & and the ·'Godfather of Metal" feeds from constant touring. During ·'No has lessened. and th e atmosphere ab~ ut the origins of their group or a ll fairly inexpensive. some pieces Java to a fre e service that teaches his disciples a large dose of Bl ac k More Tears. he struggles to hit the seems made for the Newark Arts the day's going -on. or anything at as cheap as S I, and attractive. arti;,ts how to get Main Street )Jusi Sabbath. high notes. Alliance monthly an bazaar on the all reall y. rangi ng from demure necklaces of nesscs to display their worl... "Do you guys remember the band I Most people know Ozzy as the man Academy Building lawn acros The atmosphe re is relaxed. rem black fabric and reserved pendants "One of the things that l1as been used to play with?" Oz teases as he who took a leak on The Alamo (s ub from CVS. iniscent o f an intimate. informal to flashy earrings seemingly too o ur purpose since the beginning is burns through four straight Sabbath sequently getti ng himself banned With only four artists hawking coffeeho use where all are wel large for any human car. to make as di' crsc a range ]of art] songs .... I.B .. " "Sweet Leaf." " Iron from ever performing in San Antonio) their wares. one quickly dismisses come to di scuss what they all love Also working the AA table, available as possible." Robertson Man" and "Children of the Grave ... or biting the head otT a bat (requiring any expectations of a muddled. bes t: the arts. President David Robertson says. To that end. the all iance spon without a break. him to get rabies shots). But a "tamed open-air market. Staff woman Terry Foreman. describes the o rganization's incep sor;, an annual dance fe;,t ival and During "War Pigs ... Oay is hit down" Ozzy reflects. The works o n di s play arc who is manning the all iancc·s ti o n. hi s poet's notebook peeking with a bra. decides to wear it on hi s " I've never been a malicious per impressive. though. making up for table, says the event is open to all ou t of hi s shirt pocket. even a sketchin!! session in the li v ing room at~ Jarn·n & Java. head and has trouble trying it on. son. I' vc had my fair share of being an the less-than-i mpressive turn-out. artists trying to se ll th eir work. cwark local Mike Shwartz Upcoming events include an "I never could put these f** king arsehole when I was out of control but Tables have been set up a ro und the Artists don ' t. have to be members graduated fro m a Phi !ade lphia Edgar Allan Poe night. where local things on anyw.a)( ... he says. that was never me: it was ei th er the lawn, and a wide variety of attrac or even have to inform the o rgani school with an art degree several actors"' ill give readings in spooky Three females give him full frontal deviJ's dandruff or th e combination of tive jewelry and wreaths are avail zation ahead of time if they plan to years ago and th en got in volved in houses on West Main Street Oct. flashes that eventually make it onto liquor or drugs." he is quoted in the able. along with some self-pub sell their work. The main point. a national organi zati o n dedicated 19. and week Iy workshop to stan the big screens for all of Corestates tour program. lished books. all being sold by the Foreman says. is simpl y to sti mu to fostering th e arts in small towns after the group renovates the house Cenlcr to see. As OZLy closes with " Bark at the local artists who crafted them. late the local art scene. around the nation. A hi ghlight of the shO\\ is dunng a Moon." he stand s center stage. " I real The one writer. who ·ells se lf "We exist to hring mo re an to Wa nting to do something for the they recently leased for an office. guitar solo when Joe Holmes. a for ly love you guys." he says. bidding made books of poetry and fables. .Main Street. .. she says. '·Most o f people he sti ll knew in ewark. Robertson says. ··what ha;, been mer st udent of the legendary Rand y farewell to Philadelphi a. sits cross-legged o n a pale blue our events arc 111 downto" n Sh" artL used his involvement exc:iting for me is di CO \ cting so many different people in the area Rhoads (the mastcrmtnd behind "God Bl cs~ you all!" blanket stretched out on the Newark." with the group to stan the alliance. Ozzy ·s mu teal comeback after he left ground where he has his books · And while th ey haven' t brought " He wanted an art organizatio n ... seei ng how much talent th ere is .. lined up for examination or pur much more art to Main · Street created that would build the kind here ... chase. today. with only four artists partie- o f environment he didn't have." B4• THE REVIEW • September 24. 1996 Here's a tip: Pick up after yourself, you savage waiter or waitress knows, what makes game that surely had no relevance in the back of my skull quicker than two It looks like the valley of the dam.ned, customers on the planet. serving people more painful than being the grand scheme of life. But heaven parents coming to cat with five chil with wayward strands of spaghetti and Some of the~e goons even had the mauled by a wolverine is this: the cus forbid that Lothar, king of the white dren. partially eaten chunks of hamburger nerve to get into. a fight where l tomers. trash, eat his hamburger without watch Don't ask me how this one is possi lying in agony on the now filthy noor. worked. Yes. a new batch of unsightl} I was never actually a waiter. I ing Brett Farve throw a brown ball ble. but all of the kids seem the same And here is one final aspect of macho men began throwing punches at bussed tables. But I know what the wait So I did what most other good age. I guess some parents just need to restaurant life th at bug me the most: one another because one party couldn't BY MATI' MA 'OCHIO staff had to deal with. And I feel it is employees would do. I passed the spit kids out like a Play Doh fun facto people who clearly don't know how to see the big-screen TV. I guess that's as my duty now to inform people exactly responsibility on to someone else. ry in order to satisfy some biological tip. valid a reason as any. But come on. what goes on behind the scenes. "Ask the bartender,'' I said, rushing need. I remember cleanin_g a table that was Of course. both parties were well any of you have stories like Here arc some typical scenarios I away with my buspan. So the waiter now has the added at least a $60 check. And all the waiter toasted. Fist~ new and parents had to M the one I am about to tell. In usually encountered on a Friday night, What enrages me even more than responsibility of trying to corral all the got was $1. rush their kids out of the lounge. fact, I am quite positive that the busiest night of the week. dealing with people who lack manners kids up like a play-school rodeo, while Let's do the math. shall we·J What is The grossest thing about the fight half or the people reading this have A mangy pack of men roll in to the and deodorant is the mess they leave also trying to take drink orders at the 15 percent of $60? Hang on. I'm going was the reaction elicited by the patrons gone through the same hell that I lounge. Usually they have tattoos of behind. same time. to get my calculator. OK, it's $9. sitting at the bar. They acted like thi s endured thi summer: the restaurant knives on their shoulders, enough ciga I once had to clean a table that What steams me most of all is that The waiter got stiffed $8. And show of ma culinity was the best thing business. rettes to supply Keith Richards for a looked as if a pride of lions had ju t parent let their kids act like gremlins what's worse is this happens all the to happen to their live all week. I needed a job. You sec. journalism year and girlfriends who lack clothes. eaten a zebra on it. and don't do a thing about it. time. People usually say, "Ahh, just ·'Oh wow' I got to hold one of them is one of those professions that pays These men are manly men who sim Trash was everywhere! Come on, " Hey Billy' Why don't you go up to leave five bucks.'· back'" one said. · about as well as that cheap relative on ply cannot eat unless a football game is people. If you are going to a friend's the front of the dining room and get our This is wrpng. Waiters thrive on tip . '"Yeah, I wa sitting right next to your birthday. You pop open the card being broadcastcd somewhere within a house. are you going to leave an lousy waiter to bring little Michele So do busboys, because that is where them when it started! '" another piped in. and expect to see a $20 bill. and BAM! 50-mile radius. unsightly mess on their table? Probably some more milk?" dear old dad asks hi s we get our money too. I gue s some people never leave the All you see i some silly scrawl wish '·Do you ·know what channel the not. child. A waiter doesn't simply take food high-school mind frame. ing you the best. How unfulfilling. Packers game is on?" one of them I can understand why people leave "OK, dad!'' Billy says, sprinting orders and disappear into a back room The rc taurant business · is a But this is the way journalism grunted at me one day. garbage on the table. That is why I was around like Carl Lewis, taking the long to smoke until the food is done. They respectable one. That is why I like intemships go. I intemcd at a couple of " o, I don't," I answered quite hon employed. But there is a difference route to the front of the dining room. get drinks. make salads. prepare working tough jobs. I enjoy the physi weekly papers in Maryland thi sum estly. I had better things to worry about between leaving behind plates and nap Meanwhile, I have enough dishes in desserts, wait on other tables (some cal labor. and I know how important mer while living in Newark. I knew I ( 15 tables) than a bunch of chubby men kins and leaving behind a landfilL my bus pan to stock Macy's. And I have times four at a time). and perform other the money is and know what people go wouldn "t be paid for reponing. so I was in spandex running around tackling Common decency should come into to wony about colliding with some kid duties like washing dishes and assisting through to cam it. left to seek money elsewhere. each other. play when you go out to eat. Some peo who plans to run right through my legs. other waiters. So when I leave a restaurant, rest That led me to a restaurant right "Well, find out," I heard another ple have yet to grasp this concept. Plain and simple, parents should not This is what the customer doesn't assured. There will be a minimal here in Newark. grumble under his breath in apparent Here is another common occurrence bring kids to restaurants. Kids can't see. And even if they do see it. rarely do .amount of rubbish lying about, and the I won "t name the restaurant, because disgust. that brings working at a restaurant to an behave. and they certainly don 't have they acknowledge it. I saw this happen tip is usually 20 percent. It's money the harrowing experience I went For shame' That I, a member of the all time low: bratty, obnoxious chi 1- any clue how to eat a meal. all summer. Waiters would break their well spent. through this summer wasn't the re tau male sex, had no clue as to the where dren. Have you ever seen the carpet back'S for mere pocket change over Mall Man ochio is a managing ne~t ·s rant's fault: abouts of a pre-season football game. A Nothing gets my eyeballs rolling to underneath a child consuming a meal? some of the most arrogant and clueless ediiorjor The Re1·ie ~t : All right. part of it was. But as any Scavenging Dr. Ruth tells the long and short of it continued from page B I table. . announces . The conversation turns to food, 9:20p.m. Does anyone want some biscot- ·. She explains the fascination. her then vegetarians. · for cheap food ti ? She wants to know. The Italian voice softer now. It is about con Dr. Ruth suddenly stands up and A new crowd has gathered at Brew Ha-Ha on Main St. to hear dessert sits o n a plate in the center trol. When Ruth was a chi I d. s he rushe~ over to find another Dr. Ruth. of the table and her friend from had no family. She had no control employee. She can ' t get her mind BY ELIZABETH BREALEY Juni or Colleen Sullivan says. " If Yagoda is perfectly calm. He New Yo rk picks at it every now and over the circumstances of her life. off the picture and she goe to find Swff Reporter you work it right. the food served at smiles as Dr. Ruth sits down next then. " In my doll house I can control." o ut the manager status. Have they Most college student; are a lw ay~ in happy hour can actually be your din- to him and pats him lovingly on the If she was at the univers ity. Dr. s he explains. reached him? a rush The last thing they need is to ner. check, like a mother. Ruth says she v.ould take a course She likes dollhouses so much o. they are not able to reach be caught in a situation without cash. Sullivan. who spent her weekends Dr. Ruth decides she likes a pic of Yagoda·s. She praises hi s bril that she couldn't keep all of her him right now. but unfortunately they usually arc. · in Ne"ark this summer. says Grono·s ture in the bathroom of Brew Ha liance as she digs into a huge sand furni shings in the first doll house Dr. Ruth is persi te nt. She They look in their wallet and what Pizza had happy hour every day from Ha. It is a black and white photo wich. she owned; it was too small. So Dr. means business. She leaves her do they find 'J Only a driver's license, 4 to 6 p.m. (which ended with the graph from the film '" The Red "' I' II tell you something else.'' Ruth had someone make her a larg- address for the manager to LOntact a student ID and an overu ed MAC summer). They served free pizza. Balloon." Two uns miling young she says. stuffing lettuce into he r er one. her and lead a male employee into card. No cash and hardl) any change. baked ziti and meatballs. boys are standing on the stairs to a mouth. '·Jt"s not his smartnc s but ., She is trying to finish her sand- the unisex bathroom to show him It "> not too difficult to recall where ·'My roommates and I would starve decrepit building. hi s character. Ben is someone who wich 11ow. It is pretty big and only the picture. all the money went - books, rent. ourselves all day long because we had Dr. Ruth wants to know if s he is smart. can write and is fun to be half-eaten . The time has come for good with. which is not so easy... She looks at her plate. at the phone bills- the list goes on and on. no food in our house and we couldn't ca ~u y the picture. She charges to byes. Eyes wander as the woman The one-: lucid image of having cash cook," Sullivan says. Yagoda. she says. was recom- leftover remains o f a sandwich. leaves the coffee joint with her the counter and interrogates a I on hand has now faded into the reality "We· d get there at 4 p.m. on the dot female employee. mended to her. After she met him, She can' t leave it on her plate. The entourage. that all the money from the summer and wail eagerly for them to put the Is it for sale? it took her. ·'about a second and a biscotti. at least, is finally gone ." Will she be driving all the way job i; gone. food out. We were th e first ones in The girl is not sure. but she rush half to decide ... that s he didn't Dr. Ruth offers her sandwich to to New York this late? Will she be At lea t the rent has heen paid (for line. waiting with our plates. It was es to the bathroom to check it out. want a nyo ne else to work o n the a few at the table. Most decline. starting that new book soon with thi; month anyway) and clothes have our meal for the day. Dr. Ruth returns to the table with autobiography. " I hate to waste food,'' she Yagoda? More importantly, will been bought. ··We're all about free food.'" a s mile and some He rshey kisses And a partnership was born. explains. Nothing can go to waste. she get that picture in the Brew Ha But low rumblings coming from the Grono's has a Tuesday night spe- she gol from the counter. The girl Now, I 0 years later. Dr. Ruth has Someone accepts her multi-grain Ha bathroom? stomach indicate a major need has not cial- all-you-can-eat pasta for $4.95. is going to call the manager of plans for book number five. but she bread with a s lice of cheese, but It is too early to tell, but one' yet been tilled: food. All-you-can-eat specials are gifls to Brew Ha-Ha. They will let her is waiting for Yagoda to finish does not accept the lunchmeat that thing is certain. Whether it be bis But not to worry. Any meal can be co llege students, like Pizza Hut" s all- know. another projec t he is working on. goes with it. colli , a sandwich o r a solemn pho cheap if the correct strategies are you-can-eat lunch buffet for $4.99. Dr. Ruth is pleased. She passes She talks about her childhood. It is almost 10 p.m . tograph, Dr. Ruth Westheimer is used. McDonald's is not th e only Every kind of pizza and two types out a kiss to everyone. As soon as her interests. She talks about food. Dr. Ruth and her friend must per i lent. option for inexpensive food anymore. of breadsticks are served. For the they arc eaten. s he puts more o n the Dr. Ruth likes to ta lk. leave soon to drive back to New She never quits. The key is to know where to go. at health-conscious. a ·salad bar is "I like doll houses." she York. She is ruthles . what t1me to go and what the different included. And for the extremely poor. specials arc. the water is always free - a complete A cheap place for lunch, junior meal. Brian Lctnaunchyn says, is Boston When late night or early morning Market. Located across from the Bob rolls around, junior Josh Vaught says Carpenter Center. Boston Market has he runs for the border. Taco Bell is a 5-+ Boston Carver Combo. The open until I a.m. The Review seeks tnlented combo includes an eight-inch fresh "I find spare change in my couch chicken breast sandwich on white or and me and my three roommates go on wheat bread with ..------, our rou ... it's 6 a.m., you 've been rtists who want to have checse. lettuce tine run studying half the night and and tomato. to Taco you need the CLIFFS NOTES The meal deal $$$ Be 11. ·· heir work showcased for also includes one V a ught for HAMLET... don't fear the ide dish (like ays. ·' J mashed potatoes BARGAIN HUNTERS cat there NEWARK NEWSSTAND he whole campus. Call or corn) and a a mini mal of is open. Come visit us drink with rree A REGULAR SERIES refi II s. w 0 between 6 a.m. and 9 p.m. im or Erin at 831-2771. .. B o s t o n $$$ times per everyday of the week - Market is a nice w e e k . restaurant and but usu- you'll find a complete the food is a I I y selection of CLIFF NOTES. g r e a t '------' around Lctnaunchyn says. "The bonus is that five times ... We have every title in stock!!!!! poor college students can rebuild their Taco Bell is cheap. If st udents play stock of basic "condiments by stealing their cards right. they can eat a full salt. pepper. napkins and straws.'" meal for under $2. Forty nine cents for 70 EAST MAIN STREET 368-8770" Creative eating is a must when col a taco is a deal - if you can stomach lege students are concerned. the spi cy food. For off-campus students. sneaking So if someone wanted. say, 20 into the dining hall is also an option. taco s~ . Lisa (who didn' t want to use her Vaught obviously has done this UNDERGRADUATE name for fear that her trick would be math before. revealed) tells of a time when her '"$9.so·· rolls right off hi s tongue. RESEARCH FUNDING friend, who still lives on campus, ··Hey. you have to be up on Taco weaseled her and her two roommates. Bell." Vaught explains. into the dining hall. If eating Mexican food right before APPLICATION ·' He went in and used his meal plan bed seems to add to the restlessness of and opened the back door where we your stomach. call Dominos. were waiting anxiously. We were psy The UD after-midnight Dominos DEADLINE Voted Delaware's"Best Cafe" ched because it was turkey dinner special is $5 for one large pizza with Applications for grant-in-aid and -Delaware Today's 1996 Readers Poll night. one topping. The best part is no material stipends are due Oct. 1. Awards "We even stole some extra food to coupon is needed. Coffee Beans Are Roasted Fresh Weekly By keep us for a few days."" Li sa contin For those who crave breakfast late will be announced by Oct. 22. Grants of To rrefa zio ne lta li a ue . ··we snagged apples, bananas, at night. Denny's, which is open all $25-$150 will be awarded. Senior Thesis - ALSO F EATURI N G- and even a bag of Wonder Bread ... night, is a good choice. The $1.99 In ewark, happy hours can be a Grand Slam Breakfast is students may receive up to $250. Esp resso Sandwi ches Go urmet Teas Bagels life saver for a poor college student. Letnaunchyn·s favorite meal when he -Eligibility: Research . may be for a Whole Bea n Coffee Desserts ''Happy hour is how college stu is out of cash. The special includes dents eat and still have money for two eggs. two sausage links or slices course, thesis, apprenticeship or beer:· Letnaunchyn >ays . of bacon. hash browns and toast. Bennigan·s has happy hour with The only drawback is that many independent study. free appetizers Monday through have the same idea. resulting in some -Types of expenses include purchase of Friday from 5 to 7 p.m. for those 21 or times a half hour wait. older. The appetizers include Mexican For those who would rather be expendable material, photocopying nachos with spicy salsa and hot chick asleep than at Denny·s at such early costs, transportation to libraries and Buy One Beverage And Get One Of Equal en wings. hours of the morning. they need not worry. These specials run all day long. professional conferences, etc. Or lesser Value Free With Coupon. For .sports fans out there suffering (or 50% off any Sinsle Drink) from a lack of funqs. Klondike Kate's By practicing these strategies at -Faculty sponsor must submit a Letter of serves free pizza at half-time for · dining halls and local restaurants. eat 64 East Main St. • Newark. Dfl ing low-budget meals (though not Support for your funding request. Monday ight Football. Offer expires Septermbet 30. 1996 • One coupon per customer. "You have to get there early or all always the healthiest) is possible. Application forms are available at the Honors Program the pizza will he gone."' 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Katie Roland. 6-4, UD-FG Leach 27 12:08 N' eastern 1-1 2-1 77 48 7. Michigan (3-0) 6-2: Lisa Fry, D, def. Wendy Eason, WC- FG Brandes 28 6:28 Delaware 0-1 2-1 73 51 8. Nebraska ( 1-1 ) 0-6. 6-1, 6-2: Karen Greens.tein. D. Third Quarter Ri chmond 0-1 1-2 40 36 9. Tennessee (2-1 ) Football- Home games held at Delaware Stadium def. Laura Grossman. 6-0. 6-1: Enn UD-Batts 18 pass from Hamlett I 0. North Carolina (3-0) Maine Kamen, D. def. Blakely Lauri a, 6-0, (Leach ktck) 5:06 II . Miami (3-0) 6-2; Rachel Denckcr. D. dcf. Kristen Fourth Quarter NEW ENGLAND 12. Colorado (2-1 ) Jones. 3-6. 6-3, 6- I. WC-lngram 5 pass from Mitros I :OO p.m. School Conf. A.!..!. PF PA 13. Texas (2- I ) (Brandes kick) 8:55 U H 2-0 2-0 56 39 14. Alabama (4-0) Doubles: Feanns-PJ!ipczuk, WC-Carpenter 33 pass fro m Mnros Men's Soccer-Homegames at Delaware Field UMass 1-0 2- 1 65 77 15 . So uthern Cal (3-1) D. def. Susan Vtncent-Rebecca Corb, (Brandes ktck) :56 Maine 2-1 3-1 148 62 16. LSU (2-0) UMBC Ri chmond 8-3; Greenstein-Jane Kratz, D, dcf UD- Batts 40 pass from Hamlett UConn 1-1 2-1 54 43 17. Kansas St. ( 4-0) Leslie-Jones, 8-1: Eason- Kerry (Leach ktck) :28 Boston U. 0-2 0-3 38 110 18. Virginia Tec h (3-0) Callaghan, B, def Fry-Katie Guerin. 3:30p.m. 7:30p.m. 8-6. A- I 5.897 19. Virgtnia (3-0) 20. Washmgton (2-1) Women's X-Country- Home meets at White Clay Park 2 I . Kansas (2-0) INDIVID AL STATISTICS Bucknell Field Hockey TEAM STATISTICS 22. A uburn (3- 1) lnvllallonal UD we R US HING- West Chester, 23. West Virginia (4-0) SU 'DAY First downs 23 17 Lmdsay 9-20. Dtckson 7-8. Ful10n 4- 24. BYU (3- 1) Rushes-yards 53-235 31-37 5, Binder 1-3, Quarles 1-1. Mttros 9- 25. North Western (2-1) 10:00 a.m. 1 2 F Passmg yards 127 208 0 Delaware, Thompson 24-146. Women's Soccer- Home games held at Delaware Field Mame 4 5 Total yard 320 165 Coleman I 0-33. Hamlett 5-45, ofstra Delaware 2 0 2 Return yards 62 88 McGraw 3-11 , Key l-0. Comp-Att 8- I 8-1 21-37-3 PASS! G - West C hester, Mmas TD Passes 2 2 37-2 I -3-208 Delaware. Hamlet 18- Division 1-AA Top 25 I:OOp.m. First Half Sacks-Y ds lost 9-76 3-26 8-1-127 Fumbles-Lost 7-4 2-1 D- Hefner from Cawley 25:00 Penalttes-Yard s 12- I 06 6-74 Tru1tt 5-40. Spmka 5-38, Ingram 4- As of 9/23/96 Volleyball- Home games held at Carpenter Sports Bldg. Punts 3- I 6 1-7 36. Carpentar 2-28, Quardes 1- I 9. D- Hefner from Taylor 13:15 I. Marshall (3-0) Villanova Delaware Delaware M- DeLJ!h 7:00 3rd Down Conv 7-14 3-14 Bmder 1- I 7, Lowe 1-12. fulton l-11. 2. Montana (2-0) Invitational lmilaLional T1 me PossessiOn 31 :26 28.34 Ltndsay I -7: Delaware, Batts 6-115, 1 Blessmg 1-8. Thompson 1-4. 3. N. Iowa (3- 1) 4. Troy (3-0) Second Half 2:00p.m. 10:00 a.m. I 5. Appalach1an (2-l) 7 :00 p.m. , M- Elkamch from Turner 3:2.00 6. Jackson St. (3-0) Men's X-Country-Home meets held at White Clay Park M- Turner 9.50 7. S.F. Austin (2- 1) Bucknell M- Porter 8.30 8. Connccucut (2- 1) 9 E. Illinots (3-0) lmnauonal FR IDAY 10 S. W. Mtssoun (3- 1) II. Delaware (2-1) 10:00 am. 2 F 12. Georg1a Southern ( 1-2) UN H 0 13. Murray (2-1) Women's Tennis- Home meets at Field House Courts Delaware I 2 J.+. Hof tra ( 1-2) est Towson St. Joseph · LEE'StJ~ 15 . W Kentuck) (-1-0) hester State First Half F URNITURE, JEWELRY & UN SUt\L GIFTS 16. Weber St ( 3-1) I D- Cawley from l\lcEntee 30:21 17. N. Anzona (3-1) 13:' 30 p.m. 3:00p.m. 3:30 p.m. U1 H- Coyne I 2.3-1 JEWELRY 20°/o TO 50°/o OFF .I 18. Villanova (3-1) 19. Idaho St. (2- 1) Second Half \Vindchimes, socks and suncatchers 50% ofT Key: 20. Furman (2-1) D- Hefner 21:25 (will beat any competitors price) 21. Florida A & M (2-1) 22. Will iam & Mary (3-1) Denotes home game • FUTONS • 23. JMU (3-0) · Co ll ege Square Shopping Center Newark. DE · 368-5941· 24. E. Kentucky (0-3) Ooenotes road game The Review. 25. Me eese ( 1-2) Please read it. *Denotes conference game Speilk ~our mind. your ···· · ·· CALL······· Need$CASH$? 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Then while via free agency and a former first him a ··problem child" in the oh- so Delaware has always been a time continue to dazzle on the court , they always do in training camp .--:... eating six Big Grilles in the dressing round pick, will not be very good. paticnt Phil adelphia press and fan ripe with sports excitement. when the real tri ck was getting him and then we paid bi g bucks for crap room (go figure). Next Big D (no This is the one and onl) solid predic base. The beer-drenched, unfulfi I ling to dazzle off of it. We saw C larence PY (uni versi ty provided) concessions pun intended) wi ll twist hi s ankle ti on l have to offer. We can only dream. rah-rah of Blue Hen footba ll. The and scrimmages that should have while tyi ng his shoes. Big Shot and YoUDce will get So. come October. the Sixers will W cat her plunks and swats of UD tennis. The r.:======;-, spoon ' s been free . After the second week o f camp. into a brawl, inciting all students that return to ewark once again, thi s amazing mediocrity of men's soccer. potential But thi s year we, the inhabitanh Weatherspoon will be deal! for well did get into th e.Bob for one re ason or time wi thout the hype and fanfare. And last year another morse l of sa pped , of this great metropoli s known as traveled center Joe Kline, who may another lO join in - to help Big Shot Of course. the fans will gripe and so ports bliss was added to the roster: bu t fail to Newark, wi ll be denied. That's be conveniently working at the 7- 11 rid the campus of the wretched bird. wi II the press. as the News Journal "Philadelphia 76ers basketball. get tapped because coach Johnny Davis knows on Elkton Road by that time. A llen lven,on wi ll turn out to be a did when the Davis' deci>ion to close John Lucas, in an overwhelming for yet better. He is well aware that you This wil l only occur after the find. Yes. General M anager Brad camp ~as first announced. ly heart-warming gesture towards another can' t sell a horrible team to th e most Sixers' brass reali"zes that the one Greenberg ·and owner Pat Croce Most w ill call it shrewd and stub the city of Philadelphia, moved his seaso n. g ull ible of fa ns. and-only '·center"' that the team finally made an excelI em pick for the born and typical of today's uncaring team to the cozy, fat-walleted town And, of Besides, even if this year's (and in singed during the off-season. draft-impaired Sixers, who would sports teams and at hletes. I call it of Newark, where no one would The Ratfiles course, we all likelihood final) spook house Michael Cage, is in fac t a forward , have traded away Michael Jordan >marL bother heckling his poor excuse for a saw Lucas down at the Bob Carpenter Center and always has been for hi s I 0-plus had they drafted him. So surely team because no one knew about or Peter Bothum fool a was open to scare ·the fans away, NBA career. o scouting reports Philly has to · squander the PeTer Bot/nan is The execlllil'e ediTor cared for the Sixers. .______...... communt- what would we get to see? were needed here: it has said so in Georgetown phenom away some of The Re1•iew. Send e-mail To We saw Shawn Bradley look good ty of wanna-be basketball fans into Here's what you wi ll mi ss: just about every media guide and how. Maybe they'll trade the 'Spoon babaluga@ udel.edu. against a few CBA scrubs. We saw buying season and individual game Derrick Coleman wi ll get injured magazine for the pa.st decade. Oops. fo r o me point guard- maybe Scott Sharone Wright eat. I mean. beat tickets (although not that many). 63 times. First driving to the hoop Don M cClean, the forward who Brooks or the great Steve Kerr - to defenders to the hole on several We saw a morbid group of sad during th e warm-up dri lis on the came over from the Denver Nuggets start in-front of him. This will render Field hockey falters, 5-2 Women. ... . BY HOLLY NORTON Elkanich slapped the ball from the Maine's drive b,ecame unstop back at A.fifii.fifmll Sport.\ Eduor front o f th e cage to tie the game, 2- pable as the Bears scored two goals The Delaware women's fi e ld 2. seconds apart, cementing their win. hockey team got tripped up in a bear Delaware seni or fo rwards "We just watched them play j ust trap as it lost to Maine Sunday after Melissa Hefner and Betsy Taylor, like we did in our loss to Stanford,'' Bucknell noon despite a strong 2-0 lead in the along with Cawley. channeled the Cawley said remorsefully, ':We just first hal f. ba ll successfully in the first 20 min weren' t supporting enough.'' BY CHRJSTOPHER BASILE The loss to the Black Bears brings utes of the game. Senior defender and co-captain the Hens' record in the America East Cawley dodged through numer Becky Wolf explained: "As a team, A-'".ustwlf Sprms &luor TI1c De la1\ are women ·s tenni team to 1- 1 (Delaware defeated the ous Bears, centered the ball , and set it just felt different from Friday. We did on Sunday what they have been University of New Hamps hi re up Hefner fo r her first scoring need to get the ball o ut of the defen doing for a while- they won. Friday afternoon 2-1 ). opportunity. The s weet sound of sive 25 more explosively." TI1e Hens defeated Buck.nell 8-1. Delaware dominated the first 20 ball-against-board resonated Explosive was the key word in avenging their onl y loss of last season minute o f the contest. chalking up througho ut Delaware Field as Friday's contest against New and impro1 ing their record to 4-0. Hefner pushed the ball into the cage. Hampshire. "La.~t year wm, a clo e match and a Taylor continued Delaware's The Hens outsho t New 5 heartbreaking loss," coach Laura LcRo) IMAINE attack on the Bears as she passed the Hampshire l 6-3 and limited UNH to DELAWARE 2 ball to assist Hefner in her second one shot in the second half. said. "But [Sunday }'was a great day and goal of the game and seventh of the Cawley scored for the Hens four we played real ly well:· the first two marks on the score season. Hefner beat Maine's so pho minutes into the first ha lf after Delaware won by taking all six si n board. But a strong fini s h by Maine more keeper Cindy Botctt in a one receiving a pass from senior mid gles mmches including straight et wins left the Hens with a 5-2 heartbreak on-one and dmve the ball into the fielder Kirsten McEntee. by Rebecca Fearin>. Cindy Pilipc1.uk. Karen Greenstein and Elin Kamen. cr. left corner of the cage. Hefner solidified Delaware's win "We got two goals and had a taste " Delaware is definitely a tradi when s he scored with 2 1: 25 left in Lisa Fry and Rachel Dcckncr both of victory:· sophomore forward tionally technically sound team, .. the second half. came back after losmg their firs t sets to win thctr match in three. Ke ll y Cawley said. "We just let the said M ai ne coach Terry Ki x. "The Teamwork and consistency lent to pressure off some and then they first 15 -20 minutes they played real Friday's win. However. these con Delaware finished ofT the da) by ''inning two of the three doubb match ~ou ld play their game. They beat us ly well. b\tt we just beat them to the cept s escaped the Hens' mindset for on the right [side] every time." ball and played o ur style.'' the last 50 minutes of Sunday's es with Fcarim, and Phtlipc1.uk and Maine took advantage of the Scrapping in front of Delaware's game. 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' 522 Greenhill Ave. • Wilmington, DE. 19805 If you could spend an hour or two a week to introduce someone to America of areas of certification as a specialist in those areas you learn about the world, please contact David or Emily at 831-3180. ' l ' ~view September 24, 1996 • BJO Hens pull off victory in last minute drive Delaware wins, but did anybody really want this victory? BY ROBERT KALESSE enior corn erback C hris Mooney. Sports Ediror Mooney then retu rned the ball 28 Saturday's football game between yards through several missed Delaware Delaware and West Chester was played tackles to the Delaware 5-yard line. like two cartoon characters throwing a T he defense wearily took the field lit bomb back and fo rth at each other. again. dirty un iforms and all. and pro In essence. Delaware was saying, "I ceeded to ho ld the Ra ms to minus six don't want it (a wi n), you take it.'' And yards. West Chester would counter with, "No, The key play on this particular drive no, 1 don't want it either, you take it.'' occurred when Delaware senior line Hens head coach Tubby Raymond backer Geof Gardner slipped through and a ll his pl ayers had said that the the West Chester offensive line and turnovers were the deciding fac tor in sacked redshirt freshman quarterback the loss to Vi ll anova Sept. 14 and that Mike Mitros for an eight-yard loss. it wou ld need to change in order to be West Chester senior kicker Ryan victorious against the Rams. Brandes kicked a 28-yard field goal at It didn' t. 6:25 to bring the Rams wi thin a touch Delaware, though it beat Division II down and then kicked off to West C hester, coughed up the ball Delaware's awaiting senior halfback seven times and lost fo ur of those. Norman Coleman. But that ·s where th e Hens· defensive After receiving the kick at the two, efforts came in full stride. Coleman made a 25-yard return only to For a span of about five minutes in fumble at the 27 with the Ram recov the second quarter, the defense kept ering for excellent field position. Delaware out of tro uble and in control. The Delaware defense forced a The series began at 8:33 when three-and-out situation. allowing only T HE REVIEW I John Chabalko senior quarterback Leo Hamlell 's pass two total yards of offen e, and caused Seni or defensive end Josh Mastrangelo (#39) and senior cornerback Derek Underwood (#26) bring down junior tailback across the middle was intercepted at Brandes to miss a 42-yard field goal Thomas Fulton as they and the rest of the Hens defense held West Chester to -43 yards on the ground. the Delaware 33-yard line by Rams see FOOTBALL page B9 BY ROBERT KALESSE pass." Batts said of his leaping grab. tying the score at 17-17. ried the ball loose,'' Daniels said. " o ccssful through the air racking up S1mrts Echtor "T hey guessed wrong and it worked "It was a pretty nice pass by Mike, we went after them and tried to 208 yards and two touchdowns, ran Batts & Twenty-eight second s. out fo r us ... but Scott wasn't even his primary knock it away.'' for minu 76 yards. After nearly an hour o f football, "We reall y pulled this one out of target,'' West Chester head coach Raymond disagreed. saying. " I A possible reason for Mi tros' thi s minuscule slice of time was all it the fire." head coach Tubby Ri ck Daniels said. "At that point I don't think that's true, but I ca.,·t mixed performance was that a bee took for the Hens (2- 1, 0-1 Yankee Raymond said. '·But that was an reall y thought we had them on their really pinpoint why we' re fumbling flew up hi s nose in the second quar Hamlett Conference) to seal their 24-17 vic excellent drive engineered by Leo." heels and that we could send the so much." ter and stung him. tory over West Chester (3- 1) Delaware had been in control for game into overt ime." Delaware sophomore fullback "He came over to me and said. ' I • Saturday at Delaware Stadium. Other than Hamlett's drive. which Andre Thompson, who carried the think a bee just stung me,"' Daniels Delaware senior quarterback Leo 17 was comparable to that of Denver ball 24 times on the ground and said. "But he just went back out there engzneer Hamlett, working from the Rams' Broncos quarterback John Elway. the gained 145 yards, fumbled twice. and played tough." 40-:y ard line, fired a bullet to junior 24 offense had j ust as bad a game as 'T here's no excuse, absolutely no Hens junior linebacker Brian split end Courtney Batts at the 30 with Villanova a week before as far excuse. It's j ust a lack of discipline.'· Smith, who registered 15 tackles and and from there o n Batts sprinted past most of the day, but wit h 56 seconds as fumbles· are concerned. T hompson said disgusted. "We've two sacks for 13 total yards in losses. Hens two defenders into the end zone remaining on the clock. the Rams The Hens rel in quished the ball gotta start ho ldi ng on to the ball. led the defense for the Hens. showered with c heers and high had their moment of excitement as eight ti mes (7 fumb le and one inter This can't happen anymore." "This game was enjoyable to a five's. well. ception) against the Rams, one more Al though the Hens had their point. but we kind of lost our con '·] was working the sidelines on Redshirt freshman quarterback than agai nst the Wildcats. offensive woes. the Rams ran into a centration there in the fourth quar victory three or four o ut patterns.'' Batts Mike Mitros threw a 22-yard floater "We watched the fi lms of brick wall on th e ground, ru shing for ter," Smith said. "In the future we've said. ·'but thi s time we ran an option to senior wide rccetver Scott Delaware and Villanova and we -46 yards. . got to suck it up." play. so we had the choice to run or Carpenter wide open in the end zone, no ticed that their (Hens) backs car- Mitros in partic ular. who was sue- Hangin' with NBA Hoopsters BY CHRISTOPHE R YASIE JKO because of what my uncle does." pared to the personal measurements fo und Assista/11 Sports Editor In Atlanta. Linder watched men's and by a computer search via the aforemen What do John Stockton. Karl Malone. Reggie women's basketbalL table tenn is. gymnas tioned fou r-digit code. Miller and Charles Barkley all have in common? tics. baseball and diving. And that was before the bombing. Aside from millions of dollars and stellar NBA And he did not have to pay for a si ngle THE BOMBING careers, these basketball stars all know sopho ticket. Linder and his cousin , Daniel Granik. more Jesse Linder. Linder stayed on the same fl oor as the were going out with two girls they knew to Linder spent a week in Atlanta during the Dream Team at the Omni Hotel. He walk around downtown Atlanta aft er one Summer Olympics, and every day he li ved and became friend ly with several players. and of the basketball games. Charles Barkley, breathed the same celebrated lifestyle a5 these he even witnessed some practical jokes. who had heard of Linder's late-night trek and other NBA stars. REG GIE MILLER'S STICKY to the inner city, jokingly taunted Jesse and Those are just some of the perks of being Ross SITUATION his cousin. telling the gi rl s; "Don't let Granik's nephew. Reggie Miller of the Indiana Pacers is them take you downtown. They can't han Granik is the deputy commissioner of the not afraid to speak hi s mind. So when he dle it. You should just stay in Centennial NBA and vice president of USA Basketball , was dissatisfied with the hotel where he Park." · which operates the Dream-Team. and the Dream Team we re lodging during Linder ignored Barkley's friendly jest And. as Granik's nephew. Linder regularly the Olympics. he had no beef with com and sampled Atlanta's ni ghtlife wi th hi s travels to the NBA All-Star Game. inclu ding the plaining to the media. cousin and the girls. While leaning again st festivities and celebrity galas that come with the ·'It's a one-star hoteL'' Miller had said a building two blocks fro m Centennial tenitory. of the Omni. Park later that evening. Linder remembers ' ·It's like living like a king fo r four days at a That's understandable. Miller, an NBA heari ng a "BA-BOOMI" time:· Linder says. '·It's unbeli evable. You feel superstar, has grown accustomed to the He turned to hi s cousin and said. " I really important. be c~ use everybody's here best. And the Omni. in his opini on. was th ink that was a bomb." They both shook not. their heads and di smi ssed the crashing Needless to say. the employees of the sound - unti I three po li ce offi cers ran hotel were not pleased with the poor press past them towards the park. their establish ment was receiving. So one "So what did we doT Linder asks employee did what any hotel worker rhetoricall y. "We walked closer to the would do to ge t an NBA star off hi s case. park. of course. There were millions of He ;; uperglued Miller's door shut. stories going around. Some said 200 peo M ill er. who can take a joke as well as ple were dead; others said one person got he can make one. laughed it off after two hurt . It was unbelievable. hours of pryin g the door ajar. "Finally, about two hours after the SECURITY: NBA STYLE bomb went off, we reali zed we' d better get "The security was unbelievable there," back to the hotel , and security around the Linder says of the Omni . He fl ashes two hotel was completely closed up. We could identificati on cards which were needed for n't get in through the main entrance. admittance to- the hotel. The first, whi ch because they weren't letting anyone get bears the hotel logo at the top. includes hi s by. pi cture and full name and was used for ·'Finally, we got in through a side general entrance into the hoteL entrance, and we learned from my uncle The second card , which has the USA that the head of USA Basketball security Basketball logo at the top. also includes and ·everyone in that .department was his picture and fu II name. but it was used scouring Atlanta, looking for us." to get past security checks where only The next day. Linder saw Barkley and USA Basketball personnel were permitted. approached him. saying jokingly: " A four-digit number is printed below 'Centennial Park will be safe,' you said? hi s name. and Linder explains that every Maybe tonight we' ll all just follow you one who entered th ose restri cted areas of around.'' the hotel had to place hi s or her hand on a Try talking to Barkley that way if THE REVIEW I Jay Yovanovich tabl e. where security measured the width you· re not the nephew of the NBA's sec: · The Delaware field hockey team flexed their muscles in the first half Sunday of the ti ngers. That stati sti c was then com- ond-most important man. but the Maine Black Bears fought back to win, S-2. SEE STORY o PAGE 89. , . YEA'R WHAT 11-JIS HEALLY ~~ IHAT;:> SEE. IT. floW ER.. oW, OLD ELA<-K t! , LWWE MA~l. 'RA'-Pl-l . WHAT A RvsH LADy fRoM OLD T3o{? MAN . MlSSouR t NAMED I \ I CINDY. 'T" ~' \ WWDo..o"- 1\ •