;$p ap Mi m Alumni rpij *|T* 1""^ WW T^\ OWL Band lor the 17th Dance — Nov. 25 time 1 nKtbtltlv River Oaks i, 'v*"rt> i Student Weekly Publication The Rice Institute VOL. XXII HOUSTON, TEXAS, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20,1936 NO. 9 mM RETURN FOR SEVENTEENTH HOMECOMING Wiffiam M. Rice PROPOSED MEMORIAL BUILDING Frogs and Owls Two-Day Homecoming Began Hans For Tangle Saturday College in 1891 RJsW • i'a) wisSgj&i In Jinx Battle Celebration Brings

The year 1936-37 is the twenty-fifth Coach "Dutch" Meyer and his T. C. U. Horned Frogs will meet Coach anniversary of the existence of Rice • V- . ' M">, • . Exes Back to Campus Jimmy Kitts' Rice Owls at Ricc field Institute as an educational institution. tomorrow afternoon as the feature of Plans for the Institute had their mxfMt the Owls Homecoming Day. The Lovett and Kitts to Be Principal Speakers at formal beginning in 1891, when Wil- kick-off will be at 2:30. Reunion Banquet; Football Films liam Marsh Rice had a foundation in- The alumni will again gather to see To Be Shown corporated under a charter granting the Owls attempt to beat the Horned Frogs, a feat that they have failed to a Board of Trustees freedom in the witness since 1924. The Seventeenth Annual Homecoming for Rice Alumni, which will future organization of a non-political T. C. U. has lost only one confer- offer an entertainment program covering a two-day period, will attract and non-sectarian institution to be once game this season. A. & M. beat to the campus many of the former students of the Institute. Festivities dedicated to the advancement of let- the Frogs 18-7. The Aggies beat will be inaugurated on Friday evening, November 20, with a dinner for Rice 3-0. The Horned Frogs out- ters, science, and art. At the time of faculty and alumni which will be held in the Commons, on the campus. incorporation, Mr. Rice gave $200,000 passed Arkansas while Arkansas did the same to beat Rice 20-14. T. On Saturday morning, open house will be held for returning exes at. to the Board of Trustees. From C. U. and Arkansas are tied for the Cohen House. Visitors will find at Cohen House a directory for the time to time during the rest of his conference lead with three wins and location of Exes, members of the faculty, and students now in resi- life, he increased the endowment one loss each. A loss to Rice would dence. Moving pictures of the Owls in action in home football contests fund by certain of his properties, and ruin the hope of the Frogs as Ar- during the current season will be shown is kansas only lias to play Texas. To at the time of his death, made the twice on Saturday as an entertainment famous the Reunion dinners of the En- do this is exactly what the Owls in- feature. The Homecoming program will Institute' his residuary legatee. tend to try. It would atone in some gineers. A special deduction of 20 per- At his own request, no work was be climaxed, on Saturday afternoon, by cent from the price of $1.00 is being measure for the 1034 defeat when the football game between the Owls done on the Institute during his life- allowed members of the Association T. C. U. ruined a perfect season for and T. C. U. time. In 1900 he died, and there fol- Rice by a 7-2 defeat. who have paid current (1936-37) dues. lowed seven years of litigation. Fi- Credit fur Homecoming plans goes Attendance will be restricted t> nally, in 1907, the trustees called Dr. If the Owls can stop the passing again to Harvin C. Maore, of the C lass former students of the Institute, each of 1927, who is serving a second time Edgar Odell Lovett from his profes- attack of the Frogs they have an ex- of whom may be accompanied by >ne cellent chance to upset the Frogs. as chairman of arrangements. sorship at Princeton to assist in de- guest who is not a farmer student. The A. & M. stopped T. C. U.'s aerial veloping the plans of the founder. Homecoming Dinner Friday limited capacity of the Commons . g;/ game and beat the Frogs. Dr. Lovett left his Princeton post Alumni To Endow On Friday evening, former students makes reservations for the dinner HOME-COMING OF THE A. R. A. The Owls offer a versatile offen- of the Institute and their guests will necessary, and table as-ighments will in 1908 and went on a year's journey sive with Vickers passing, Schuehle all over the world, visiting leading We are looking forward to the approaching' autumnal home- meet with members of the faculty of be made upon recei pt of se-ervati. ms kicking, and Neece, Brandon, Fried- the Institute for the Homecoming ,.,-vnd those, oth- value because of the decrease in the leaching at Rice in 1912. the year of the Marsh Rice, the doors of the new ers, sons and daughters and teachers, who. have passed on, nevec, school'were opened. purchasing power of the dollar, and Alumni Ass'n opening, will be giies's of honor at the to return except in spirit. We of the present day salute and hold dinner. President Lovett. Dr. Harold A. that this condition was becoming From time to time since the open- them in remembrance even as we salute «nd hold you in affection, Wilson, and Messrs. J. T. McC'ants and more alarming in spite of the'eredit- ing new buildings have been added with the "Hail forever and forever hail" of the Rice-Institute. Ex-students and students now in William Ward Watkins compose this until the campus now includes the able manner in which the Institute's residence at the Institute have ex- group of the faculty. endowment was being administered Armistice Day, 1936. pressed a desire to know how ac- administration, physics, chemistry, Twenty-one classes have graduated and mechanical laboratories buildings and invested by the Board of Trus- EDGAR ODELL LOVETT. tivities of the Association of Rice Alumni are financed. From the from the Institute. The permanent and athletic field house. tees of the university. Moreover, it officers of these several classes will was their realization that Rice, as a Alumni Office- comes the following Under its present administration information: serve as a nucleus for attendance at Rice has brought to Houston many privately endowed institution, could ti e dinner. \ llUge cake with .twenty- "The Rice Institute provides fur distinguished individuals as lecturers not reasonably expect needed finan- one candles, one for', each of the cial assistance from municipal or Cornell Gun Proves the Annual Owl-Band the Association of Rice Alumni the classes, will be served at the dinner. and as resident members. It has * t * * * salary for a full-time employee—-tin1 steadily gained national recognition state sources. It was apparent, there- T • Mr. Ed M Dnpree of Hons on, Executive Secretary. Mr. Weldon U. ihe first student to matriculate at the for its high scholastic standing. fore, that endowment must come Solution * to Problem;* * Cabaniss, of the Class of 1928, is tin- from contributions to Alma Mater by Dance Set For Institute and a number of the fit-t executive. All other expenditures in l rnduating "class, will ^o the hono>- appreciative alumni and former stu- Wins Prise Peanuts behalf of the alumni organisation Williams and Smith •f cutting the cake. * '* dents and from public spirited friends Wed., Nov. 25 come from the alumni themselves of the institution. These enthusiastic About three weeks ago, the Thresher Alumni contributions are of two Football Films to Be Shown Steal Audrey's Stuff pioneers of the endowment idea rea- types. One comes to the organiza- 'Mi Saturday morning • at 10 a.m., * + * was the proud father-by-adoption of The annual dance given jointly by soned further that the interest o£ tioii as annual dues and the other alumni will, '-atlur in. the Chemistry n one pretty good story—to wit, a solu- the Owen Wister Literary Society public-spirited outsiders was not to comes to the Alumni Endowment l.( ettire Hall • n 'lie campa- for a When They Say (Heh) and the Rice Band will be held next be expected until the alumni them- tion of the so-called problem of the Fund, which is being raised for the showing of pictures of Rise's 1936 Wednesday, November 25, at River erection of a building on the campus selves, each of whom had directly ages, all about monkeys and monkeys' h' une football cc.nte-.fs. These pic- The Campanile staff is laughing Oaks Country Club. to he known as the ALUMNI M E- benefited from the foundation while mothers and weights and ropes, lures are the property of the Rice and laughing. A lot of people think MORIAL BUILDING. Payments in school to the extent of some $400 The orchestra under the direction Institute Athletic Department and that the deadline this week was not mostly in the singular. made to. the Alumni Endowment per year, had made a sacrifice which of Bert Sloan will play for the oc- are being preserved primaril-1 to be the last deadline, but like little The brilliant but modest young casion. Fund are kept intact; no part of ; would evidence the depth of their de- these receipts may he used for any used by the coaches as an a : in Audrey, the Campanile staff knows mathematician who solved the prob- There is to be a dinnedp'receeding votion to an institution which pro- other alumni endeavor. In fact, it is Thorn a* M oore coaching. Films of (he A. & M.. that there isn't going to be any more lem gently hinted a challenge to any- the dance complimenting the pledges vides something definitely better in not possible to use any part of con- Texas, and George W a s It i r. e t o n deadline, and they think it is just as one who could prove him wrong. But of the O.W.L.S. Mary Ellen Triplet! the way of a college training. tributions for endowment to promote games will be available, but time ma* funny. the Thresher is no piker, so it offered and Jerry Brown are in charge of additional gifts. Therefore, all ex- not permit the showing of all of When asked what he thought about Thus was born the idea of the one whole entire bag of peanuts to the arrangements and decorations for penditures of the Association for any Dr. M. Moraud To them. Many alumni are quite kem to what everybody is thinking about the Alumni Endowment Fund of the As- the prover-wronger, first being very the dinner. purpose whatsoever, excepting the see in slow motion picture? - .nte • f deadline, namely, that it isn't the last sociation of Rioe Alumni, and efforts careful to have its spetial staff mathe- toward its realization were directed Lucille Townley and Floy King Alary of the Executive Secretary, the plays ,,f the R ice-T e x a - uame deadline, Byron Williams, business matician make sure that the answer form the committee on patron bids; must be met from the income derived Receive Legion about which so much controversy has manager,' leaned back in his chair by association officers, headed by was right and the rope really was five Clarence Wademan, '21, to obtaining Mary Nell Rochelle and Elizabeth from payment of annual dues. An- arisen. Spectators may form their and opened his mouth very wide and feet long, the length of an ordinary pledges for any amount from grad- Lloyd, decorations; Martha Farmer, nual dues to the Association are $2. own opinions about penalties inflict- said, emphatically: Of Honor Award uates and ex-students. These pledges piece of rope. (See the Thresher, Oc- publicity; and Eleanor Sullivan, bids ed, and may see such plavs a• the "Ha ha ha." . were to be paid over a 10-year period. tober 23. Cards stacked at no extra and programs, (Continued on page X) one in which Vickers, in the third A dinner at the Houston Club on Frank Smith, editor, was also asked This original plan called for rais- charge.) quarter of the game, passed to \eece. November 24 will be the scene of the what he thought about what every- ing a fund of $500,000 for the erection Never let it be said that the Thresher who was over the coal line, for an presentation of the Legion of Honor of the Alumni Memorial Building, docs not pay its honest debts, or apparent score. However, a vital body is thinking about the last Cam- diploma to Dr. Marcel Moratid, head planned as a memorial to the founder, more. One Dudley J, Lewis, of Cor- point of the controversy involves the panile dealine. Mr. Smith, who is Present Day Athletes of the romance language department. William Marsh Rice. Preliminary nell, has replied to the challenge. Mr. instant at which the referee's whistle also president of the Student Asso- The dinner will be at 7 o'clock, with sketches of this proposed memorial Lewis sends in such a masterly proof was blown, and this point cannot he ciation, interrupted his work on the Pr. Weiser as toastmaster. revision of the constitution long building were prepared several*years Uiat the rope is five feet long, beyond determined from the films. Win Nutty Name Honors General Nollet, grand chancellor of enough to lean back on the bed and ago by the firm of Cram and Fer- the shadow of a mathematician's The football movies will he shown the Legion of Honor, has named G. say,' decisively: guson of Boston, supervising archi- doubt, that the editorial staff felt during two periods—10:15 to 11:15 P. F. Jotiine, French consul at Hous- tects for the Institute. Its erection in moved to buy said bag of peanuts and from 12:15 to 1:15 The period "Ha ha ha." Nicknames come and nicknames center. Both Underwoods were All- ton, to present the diploma. The a choice location—that of adjoining and send it all the way to Ithaca, between 11:15 and 12:15 will he An the Campanile staff thinks ev- Conference. diploma will he accompanied by the the Administration Building at its N. Y., excelsior included. go, but "Red" goes on forever. utilized for the annual business meet- erything is just as funny as and are That the Rice gridmcn have al- symbol of the order, the Legion of southeastern extremity and - facing "Red" has gone on for a consider- ing of tlj.e Association. One matter of laughing and laughing because that Anyone who wants to be convinced ways, however, put their minds to it Honor cross with its red ribbon. The the Physics Building so as to com- able part of forever among great business involves the election of two was the last deadline, and there ain't or who is a native of Missouri can in deriving some nicknames is proved emblem has remained practically the plete the first quadrangle of the orig- Rice football players of the past, who members of the Executive Board to going to be any more pictures made. come to the Thresher office, A. B. by a few that are a little too deep same since the order was established inal plans—w%s planned for 1942, a will |^e called to mind on home- replace two members whose terms of Ha ha ha. 104. If that's too far to walk, you can to be appreciated without knowing by Napoleon. At that time it" was year in which each of the first 25 coming day tomorrow by returning office have expired. Three-year terms take our word for it. the history of the case; Maggie Ma- marked by the head of Napoleon and classes of the Institute would have alumni. From back in history on, we will have been completed by Mrs gee, Puss Murray, Dutchie Williford, a crown. The head of a woman, sym- Judy Tebbs Reviews had opportunity to participate in have Red Irvine, Red Thomas, Red Olive Erkel Bell, '19, and Lewis D. Jap Thrasher, Slew Standish, Gorilla bolizing the Republic, has replaced making possible this metrtorial gift Dickey, Red Vickers, and Red Hair. Fisher, 25. Nominees for these two "Marie Antoinette" EBLS Alumni to McCarble, Biscuits McKinnon, "Split the image of Napoleon, and a wreath to Rice. There is some excuse for that last positions, as named by the Nominat- Face" Bill Morgan, and Bush Jones. replaces the crown. for PALS Meeting Give Breakfast one without considering color. (Continued on page 7) In 1929 about $65,000 in pledges "Little Doc'J^ Malcolm Lovett (bas- The Legion iffHonor has two di- Team members of years gone by was obtained. Payments on these for Club Members ketball) is one easier to see through. visions, one civil, one military. Dr. also applied other nicknames as rare Judith Cowne Tebbs reviewed (Continued on page 7) Modern conceptions of how a name Moraud will receive the civil desig- Owls Hear Review as Red to their stars. "Dago" Charley Catherine Anthony's "Marie Antoin- Alumni members of the Elizabeth should sound and what it should rep- nation in recognition of his literary Schwartz, Fats Heflin, Spud Braden, ette" before the meeting of the Pallas Baldwin Literary Society will give a resent have more than matched these and historical achievements. The or- of "Gone With the Frenchy DeArmand, and Happy Athene Literary Society Tuesday aft- Chemical Society Thanksgiving breakfast for.the mem- products of the past. Co-captains der may be given only by a French- Klotz are not psuedo-cognomcns to Wind" at Meeting ernoon at Autry House. bers of the club next Thursday morn- this year are officially Goggle Eye man who is also a member. Mr. Hears Dr. Peters tax the originality of even the water The annual ChHstmas party which ing at 8:15 at Carolina Pines. Frankie and Puddin' Head Friedman. Jouine1 was received into the military c, boy. Likewise there are the old fa- Margaret Mitchell's "Gone With the society gives for the children of "The *Door Is' Open," by C. A. Other team members this year*with division of the Legion during the vorites, Preacher Lindsey, Grandpa the Wind" was reviewed by Mary the Kjisk Settlement will be repeated "Furfural—Its Chemistry and Uses" Beard, was reviewed at the last meet- outstanding noms-de-pigskin are World War for conspicuous military Wood, Piggy Fulweiler, and Punk Margaret Brosius at the meeting of this year, the club members decided was the subject of an address by Dr. ing of the organization by Billie, Moosehead Landry, Fox Hollow activity. durifig the business session which F. N. Peters of the Quaker' Oats Byers. ^ Williams. • * Couger, Cat Fish Nance, and Fresh- the Owen Wister Literary Society Dr. Moraud's recognition comes in Wednesday at Autry House, followed the book review.. Company at a meeting of the South- Before the "Engineer" last Satur- And then there aye the usual star- man Popeye Haner. », view of his historical research and his The first Tuesday afternoon dance Last Sunday night the Pallas east Texas Section of the American day night, the Elizabeth Baldwin tling combinations of Big Heavy Un- Nicknames just as fancy and sig- addition* ofB neiv chapters to Texas sponsored by the society was held Athene pledges gave an informal buf- CHemical Society last Tuesday night pledges held an open house of the derwood, center, and Tiny Kalb, ,7 nificant from last year are Pinhead and French histforjf, as' well as for last Tuesday at Autry House. The fet slipper for the members and their The meeting was held in the Chem- members at the home of Margaret linesman, along with Little Heavy Sylvester, Sad Dog Sadler, Apus having attained distinction in the next of the series will be Tuesday dates' at the home of* Nancy Pratt. istry . Lecture Hall at eight o'clock. Dudley. „ .. Underwood, Heavy's brother, another Brandon, and Ponyface Nicholls. field of French literature. Ste. December „1. J .y

*z 1/ ^ \ u, '. «• *vji , , t Ajdj "f * PACfTWO TBI SICK THBE8HEE ^IDAY.I^VSIIBBf SI. lfM » iMf1 member that the institution of truck' Reach ' For Dessert; spasmodically: also be on hand to play a few tunes. In Germany a nan convicti ing started in the North. Rurp Purp DuVp; biologically: Re- All students and alumni are asked kidnaping hat been behaa4a& THE THRESHER As for women wearing knitted capitulating Forbidden Desires: scho> to be at the rally to build up the snatch racket is not dresses, I think it a fine idea, that is lastlcally: i academically: Render- spirit that is due the occasion of the United States, ESTABLISHED 1916 R. F. D. the principle is sound. But I'll go ing Fundamental Definitions; and homecoming. IsBrelPL , The Thresher, official newspaper of students at the Rice Institute, Hous* * * « * so far as to say with you that some generally: Run From the Devil. ton, is published every Friday morning throughout the scholastic year except women would look better inside of Vetches repaired and ngvlated In s during the Christmas vacation and during examination periods. RF.D. might mean any or all of mSBam Yankee Condemn! Gall a straw imitating a coke. these—but it doesn't. And I'm not Nanus engraved fm If yon buy a 4S hours. No more waiting 1 to t Entered as second class matter, October 17, 1916, at the postoffice in * * * * Pooey on the ESQUIRE, Pen or Pencil from the Fountain Pen Houston, Texas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price: By mail, going to tell you what it does mean. Ml Kress Bid*, P. 7918. one year, $2.UU. Payable in advance. The Editor. That would stop people guessing, and Campus office: 104 Administration Building. Downtown office: 3301 Buf- More Stuff About R. F. D. spoil the fun. Anyway, I don't re- I -I$p.- j falo Drive. Phone Hadley 3141. * * * * Editor the Thresher; member just exactly what it means. I noticed in the Thresher last week 1 think I just picked it up in the The • • |93b Member 1937 that Joe Stuffle in his letter to you mail somewhere. , V 0; T' j! mm Associated Collegiate Press puzzled about the meaning of R.F.D. As curiously yours, Route 3 I must admit I have been somewhat THE EDITOR. Chicken Shack Distributors of puzzled myself. Just exactly what do those letters stand for? Before the Specialising in Leslie's Fried Chicken Gbllediaie Digest His Excellency, election I thought you might be get- Robert Enoch Illes. ... on Main across from Rica Field. RKPRBBBNTKD FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY ting a little political, and the abbre- Adkins Announces * * National Advertising Service, Inc. Sir: viation was for "Roosevelt, Franklin College Publishers Representative Why are the girls at Rice so messy, Delano." 420 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK, N.Y. Curiously yours, Giant Pep Rally CHICAGO - BOSTON • SAN FRANCISCO slovenly, disorderly and disheveled, "IT'S WORTH LOS ANOBLSS • PORTLAND • BKATTLB not to mention messy? I am a fas- Jake Krotchborg. tidious product of the east and ac- GOING MILES TO GET!" BOB ILLES EUGENE SISK customed to dainty, well-turned mor- Dear Boig: For Friday Night Ass't Editor Editor sels of femininity, fresh, crisp and I am not surprised that you are RANDALL BROOKS PAUL FARREN faultlessly groomed. Here in Texas puzzled about the meaning of R.F.D. There will be a giant pep rally Fri- Business Manager Ass't Business Mgr. you offer me haggard hags with cir- I am only surprised that you admit day night at the Rice Hotel corner cles under their eyes that sweep the it. Everybody is puzzled, but they in an attempt to break the T. C. U. PHONES ground, sideswiped permanents and are alt acting like they knew what jinx, stated Head Yell leader Ward Drop in, Alumni. . . Let Us Greet You Downtown Office about as much finesse with makeup it was all the time. Adkins Monday. The exact time of as an Australian Aborigine. Stand in lw Hadley 3141 the affair has not yet been set. There Sallyport any day, your Honor, and You may take it to start with that BUSINESS MANAGER watch your female trucks rattle past the headline is not political. In the are pending arrangements to have EDITOR first place, sir, you are going quite the pep rally broadcast over a local L. 6496 H. 0001 —slips hanging, heels run dow», JUNGLE FLOWER SHOP stockings in loose folds about their a ways in assuming that the Thresher station and the time has not yet been would stoop from its lofty standards set. When the arrangements are com- Everything in Flowers EDITORIAL STAFF Steinway ankles and your digestive system, as mine, will be seriously im- of impartiality. In the second place, pleted, the exact time will be an- Zckla Keeper Managing Editor if we get political we are not going nounced in a local newspaper. Houston's Leading Florist Francis Collins Associate Editor paired in its functioning. 1 think that it is your duty to inform these crea- to be so inconspicuously subtle about Some members of the team and 2107 Main Street Phone Fairfax 9151 Barbara Myers Feature Editor tures of how they are offending me. it. representatives of the coaching staff Harper Leiper Sports Editor Out of the ESQUIRE to you, R.F.D. might mean socially: Rice will be called upon to give their Lucille Vern Society Friends Disband;. dormftorically: views of the game. The band will Damn Yankee. Kuili Spargo Staff Typist P.S. And what makes them dare to Reporters: Margaret MiHsap, Joe Much, Billie Byers, Judy Tebbs, Helen Noh.s), Ethel Bloomfield, Blewett Chenault, Joe Robinowitz, Martha Farmer. ASSUME they can wear knitted MURPHY'S dresses? LAWSON DRUG BUSINESS STAFF BEAUTY AND BARBER SHOP FLORSHEIM Plate Lunches & Sandwiches J. C. Mariin Staff Photographer Dear Damn, "You'll Come Back!" Jnhri Brandenberger Associate Business Manager 'One block north of M. L. I know that you must feel a bit Delivery to Dorms 1920 BUsonet J-24111 James Maniscalco Circulation Manager out of place down here in the South. Jack Hanks Sales Promotion In the sophisticated North, women are composed of cosmetics and broad A's. We agree with you that they WIN HONORS.. FEEL AT HOME arc well turned—to the point of being overdone. They are, as you say, fresh "Practice yourself in little things As \vc hope students will welcome us when we return to Rice and crisp. But these words do not and thence proceed to greater." in the years after graduation, so we welcome the alumni who will express our ideas of feminine beauty. visit the institute, today and tomorrow. If it did we would date up heads of Epiclelus. q' Graduates find it hard to regain the feelings that they had as lettuce. students. They know the instructors, but most of the students are 1 don't sec how you can possibly tit strangers. They can be merely onlookers in classes and labs, with get the bots at women trucking— South Texas Commercial National Bank no notes to take, no chance to heikle the prof witli pertinent ques- whether in the Sallyport or not. Re- MEMJUCIC or F. D. I. C. tions, no apparatus to juggle," no data to compile. There will be a football game, but even a football game isn't quite everything. Saturday night carousal adequately Illllllllllllllllllllll Illlillll Hlllllll There is always a feeling of something missing—a student's re- cartooned in the current OWL. This action to his college is complete, but a graduate seems to have a swapout leaves both parties purring, piece of emotion left over with nothing to stimulate it. While JAY HAROLD says that it It. isn't that, we're afraid that the alumni will be bashful about isn't that he dances, he just likes to for STYLE/ QUALITY, ECONOMYI making themselves at home. They will have all the assurance, bear- go and look around . . . Saw FLOY watching the apes at Loew's Friday ing, dignity, and calm self-confidence acquired by four or more years Florsheim styles set the pace night. It was pretty dark, but then close connection with the college. But we do want to tell them, VICKER's hair isn't any pale shade . . . they don't follow. And the speaking, we believe, for the student body, that they are sincerely of pink, and it honestly looked like J quality of theix materials and work- welcome, and that we hope they will leave the homecoming with a they were holding hands . . . GRAF- manship preserves thc.ii smart feeling of satisfaction. „ TON was Sallyporting the other day. looks longer and brings their cost Guess she's heard rumors about R. T. mm no and DOROTHY BURNHAM, but in R.gulas tty,« per day of wear down below THE DU1T PANNER our estimation the home fires are still «8".nd»10 the level of an ordinary shoe. burning . . . HasTRIPLETT stopped coming by for WORLEY? But then The OWL, our self-styled campus TURNER, quite a mean little con- WALTER WILLIAMS lives at the comic mag, is preening itself proudly fection herself, remonstrated, "You'll dorms too. How come we've missed over a juicy denouement to be ex- have to stop this!" . . . Everyone was her? ... As usual DOROTHY comes posed up on its publication next Sat- interested in observing FRED's re- FLORSHEIM thru with her usual weekly quip. At urday. It is going to open its beak action to ORTRUD and brother the PALS buffet supper Sunday, and squawk out who is panning the JOE, which failed to produce any when ORGAN GRINDERS SWING "Oh, Rupert, it stems such a pity to part with our treasures." dust; this mystery has been cleared E X T E R N A L fireworks due to and CHISTOPH ER COLUMBUS up entirely to the sutiMaclion of the FRED's btong such a well contained "Consoie yourself, my dear, we still have these 3 priceless happened to be played on the vic- defectives who have been investigat- young man, and he was even better cartons of TWENTY GRAND 1" trola in consecutive order, WEISER ing the case, and the mythical hand- contained later in the evening. Shall who was sitting in NANCY PRATT's cuffs are now shackling the mitts of we say a quart? However it was as library inquired from out of the SIT. GRAHAM. But here is one in- much a case of law school bots as IllllllllllllUIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIllllOllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllUllllllllllllllllllllllli usual mist, "Oh, do they have a stance when WE tell the "little bird." jealousy. GLADYS MARIE and our Copr. 1936 Tbo Axton-Fisher Tobacco Co., Inc. nickelodeon in there?" . . . ALA- « . . . The idea of art E. B. writing a ex TALBOT WILSON always seem GKAVO MEDA calling CHINA CLIPPER, WE CERTIFY that we have inspect- lirt column is about as funny as the to be enjoying themselves when ALAMEDA calling CHINA CLIP- OWL dishing up reliable informa- they're together, which is most of ed the Turkish and Domestic Tobaccos PER . . . "That is all" (we can • i• ,ii. And from general to particular, the time. KEMP dropped in just to blended in TWENTY GRAND cigarettes print). :!: i G'RA HAM number doesn't take tell everyone about bis fifth promo- and find them as fine in smoking qual- enough time off from having spasms tion, and dropped out again, trailed ity as those used in cigarettes costing wtacte htj by WIN FT lit I), both in search of over her ov\ n jokes and hec.khng cer- as much as 50% more. tain athletes to even write a depend- livelier entertainment. SISK's tie ent clause. Never let it be said, as we looked like an airplane propeller, and Pitta (Signed) Seil, Putt & Rlishy Inc. Analytical Laboratories tax in tenderly apply a barb,to the OWL'S truly the old boy was taken to the tax * la tea 'tin collaboration with tobacco expert) FRENCH SHfllNIR BURNER baliuon, that we aren't defenders of air, for his newest "technique of the Where's AL=0 OBTAINABLE IN FLAT FIFTIES innocent American womanhood. . . . danse completely scprns Mother The PALS' second Scavenger Hunt Earth. . . . Unhappiest person in s;.' "ad hectically out over hill and Houston was TOLAR HAMBLEN George? daie. JOAN WILSON, exhibiting Saturday night as he mourned over practical knowledge, applied at a fire the machine-pleated, fender of his o -tation for long red underwear, while new yellow Packard convertible. MARTIN GOULD put a permanent "What will the folks say?" groaned blush on some female pedestrian's the HAMBLEN HEIR ... It was £ phi* by dashing up and asking her if the old story at the ENGINEER'S she had any elongated, mohair che- BALL. Five stags, no more no less; mises. Lots of less''versatile people goose-liver sandwiches, and people dragged into Autry House with <1 l.-.h- you've never seen before and never pans full of,.red dye in which soaked will again, liven ALICE CLAIRE grand pap's old woolens. FRANCES danced for thfee minutes with the Campus Oxfords PARK was nolle too conservative as same boy, which shows in compari- she decorated the corner of Main and son the plight of the rest of the girls. Lamar, brandishing a champagne bot- Most typically distraught was MAR- We asked French, Shriner & Urner's tle and shrieking, "I've got it!" The GARET ELLEN WILLIAM'S face bayou's frog population was consid- towering over the shoulders of a gal- custom shoemakers to design these erably depleted as pneumonia-bound loping stripling almost too small to fanatics churned the waters ambush- be seen with the naked eye. But no "Campus" oxfords, to meet the de- ing amphibians. HILLY REED and one could complain of the music. WILL PERRY, the conquering duct, QUINN'S finally hit his stride, and mand for an inexpensive rubber soled showed rare old, foresight by not what with a good'floor, and the right sport oxford, as smart as it is com* hampering their activities with a cou- partner, the ENGINEER'S shuffle ple of anchors in skirts. . . . DOR- could have been a lot more painful. fortable. An all 'round sport model OTHY BLANTON is trying to get OLIVE and GEORGE were para- jwduuumttuu rid of something cheap, This buy- gons of studied dignity—really the A fine IS jewel that is in a class by itself. product isn't mcntionablc but DR. most adult people there. But two to movement in a handsome stainless KITCHEN has the refusal of it. We one, giving thirteen points, BYRON —gonelo . .. steel case with white suppose DOROTHY is saying that WILLIAMS whq was OLIVE's date OMEGA sapphire crystal her efforts at salesmanship are just had more fun than either of them. Cut from fine white Elkskin, in the interests of self-preservation. NEWSOME sat in a corner with his WATER WATCH $4750 with brown calf saddle, and May we suggest an auction? . . . tails and his LOTI, of the boudoir serviceable red rubber 'sole. MARGARET DUDLEY'S house is eyes, and stared into space. MAR- Nf\lkfvi\'s SHALL decided on FERRIN. - We THERE never was a real sportsman who hasn't rapidly getting the *-marks-the-spot MAIN AT C APlTOl reputation of consistently good par- were oh so wrong about TILTON •L I wished a thousand times (or a water-proof, ties. Last Saturday night it was the and JEANNETTE having come to "Hot dog!" says George, "I'd « watch. Here it isl You can wear it in swimming... E. B. pledges who had an open house the parting of the ways. Nothing the shower bath ... the downpour on the golf #6?p there for the members. Everybody could be cozier. Eyeasies: MARY get the wurst of it if I didn't course ... or what have you. It's absolutely worked herself into a state of exhaus- JANE WEYR1CH, MARY GREEN- come to NATHAN'S for my water-proof. And it's distinguished in. design. tion being adorable ami feminine and WOOD, JO FOWLER, COOKEN- Thanksgiving Suit and Over* See this amazing watch at our shop today. appealing so that she'd make an im- BOO and MARY HANNAH ... The pression lasting enough to still be OWL BOTENTATES have been coat. potent at the ENGINEER'S BALL. making a successful attempt to get CARSON WILLIAMS, with an car passes out of the gANCE COM- Douglas Vail Quality to the growl and an eye to future MITTEE. The method is.4hat never- F««LFWIIW| VWIFWII » W| appetites, was seen piling cakes into fail resort to publicity which will find 925 f 29.50 *OUEJEWETT » BECK his handkerchief, while MARGARET the COMMITTEE'S activity at a •* 700 MAI* STREET CORNER CAPITOL 4*

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TODAY, NOVEMBER M, 19M THE RICE THRESHER PAGE fHREE * w. • Rice Owls Will Attempt to Break Horned Frogs Jinx RICE STARTING LINE.UPS T. C. V. Owk Point Toward No. Frogs Han Pass Name Pos. Wt. RICE POSITION T.C.U. No. Name Pos. Wt. 10 Anderson E 175 1 Linne T 215 d^;;h Pint Conference 11 Ard O IBS 22 Forbes L. T Roach (Capt.) 25 2 Brown Q 170 Attack for 10th bfvi'7-S 12 Rogers G 187 3 Walter T 190 II*$ W IS Bell C 172 41 Hughei L.T Ellis 15 4 Carswell F 180 VictoryOver TCU 14 Belton T 195 Consecutive Win 5 Clifford H 170 Smith B 190 55 Moore L.G Harrison 38 6 McClure H 165 Coach "Dutch" Meyer will bring lilP Coach Jimmy Kitts' Rice Owls will 16 McNeil C 180 7 Farley G 182 his team of air minded Frogs to 17 Coffee B 170 60 Price Center Tittle 40 Houston to bring the Rice Owls down take the field Saturday with a "do or 8 O'Brien 147 18 Laurence E 190 Q to earth. die" determination to end the Frog 19 Brandon B 185 11 Ard R. G Rogers 35 9 Kellow G 174 jinx. Never, since T.C.U. was admitted The Horned Frogs are intent on 111 20 Arthur C 180 10 HaU H 170 preserving the record set by their to the Southwest conference in 1923, 21 Parker B 175 24 Frankie, (Co-Capt.) R. T Hale 22 11 Hensch T 191 predecessors of straight victories over have the boys from the Institute 22 Forbes B 190 12 Cowan T 185 the Owls. Also they are not unmind- emerged on the top side of thc.pcore. 23 Hancock B 195 56 Steen R.E Walls 30 13 Needham E 193 24 Frankie T 200 They have lost heart-breakers, by one 14 Bass Q 150 OWL-FROG RECORDS 25 Caldwell B 165 30 Schuehle Quarterback Baugh 45 15 Ellis T 220 Year T.C.U. Rice point Ind in the last few seconds but 26 Friedman B 190 16 Montgomery H 174 1923 ... 6 . 0 'have never downed the exasperating 27 Nance E 187 33 Vickers L. H Montgomery 16 17 James G 170 1928 ... 7 ,.. 0 Horned Frogs. 28 Russell B 170 18 White T 195 1929** . 24 ... 0 30 Schuehle B 185 50 Neece R. H ( Clifford 5 In 1934 when Rice won the cham- 19 Pickett T 192 1930 ... 20 ... 6 31 Cogdell B 170 1931 7 . .. 6 pionship, the Owls had their chance, 20 Harrell H 180 Hayes B 180 26 Friedman (Co-Capt) Fullback Roberts 23 1932** . 16 ,.. 6 21 Williams E 180 but suffered a series of bad breaks 33 Vickers B 180 1933 . .. 26 . . 3 along with over-confidence and lost 34 Morris G 178 22 Hale T 220 1934* .. 7 . 2 7-2. Although they beat everyone else, Owen B 165 23 Roberts F 170 1935 . .. 27 . 7 36 ' Royall B 175 24 Kline G 222 that thorn in the side from Fort won championship. 37 Steakley E 160 25 Roach, Capt. E 180 **T.C.U. Worth still burns in the memories of 38 Stern G 195 *Rice won championship. 26 190 th$ present Owls and the alumni. 39 Mechler C 185 Phares C I' 27 Jordan £ 175 Saturday the Owls are in an excel- 41 Hughes T 205 C ful of the fact that a loss to Rice 42 Seale E 200" 28 Tankersley E 180 lent position to upset T.C.U.'s cham- would wreck their hopes for confer- 43 Klindworth E 195 30 Walls E 190 ence honors as well as any chance for pionship hopes. The Horned Frogs 44 Sullivan B 150 0 32 Morrissey . G 160 post-season games. The Frogs' are are tied with Arkansas far the con- Stark C 185 33 Wilkinson H 175 leading the conference but have suf- 46 Williams^ E . 180 fered a loss to A.&M. They will be ference lead and a defeat would ruin A 34 Wheatley G 175 her chances. Rice will be out to deal 47 _ Daugherty T 200 ruled the favorite Saturday bv virtue 48 Tilton E 180 35 Rogers G 188 of their victory over the Arkansas the Frogs as much misery as possible. 49 Hines T 200 C 36 McCall H 177 Razorhacks who in turn beat Rice. The Owls are in good condition 50 Neece B 175. 37 Peavy T 172 Sam 1 laugh and his accurate passes lead with the exception of the ends. Two 51 Chambliss B 184 38 Harrison G 188 an air-minded Horned Frog offensive. His act: receivers are Will Walls, ends, Nance and Williams, have been 52 Landry G 180 H 39 Meyer E 175 Walter Roach, and 1. I>. Meyer, ends; put on the retired list by injuries. 53 Crawford T 225 54 Couger T 185 E 40 Mabry E 200 and Vic Montgomery, Fat Clifford, Bobby Forbes, star wingman, suf- 55 Moore G 190 41 Dunlap G 180 Scott McCall, and "Donkey" Roberts, fered injuries last week which may 56 Steen E 184 43 Holt G 205 backs. Roberts has speedily developed slow him up a bit. Steakley, soph end, 57 Squyres B 165 S 44 Mayne G 175 into one of the leading fullbacks in is recovering from a severe charley 58 Hairston G 190 45 Baugh 180 the Conference a- line-plunue.r, Harold Q McClure, who scored four touch- horse. 59 May T 195 46 Nelson T 197 60 Price C 185 downs against Texas, seems to have 48 Aldrich C On the optimistic side of the pic- Woods C 190 185 come into his own and will be the ture the Owls will present an offensive 62 Larsen T 195 49 Tittle C 185 main ground threat of T.C.U. to bal- Jimmy Kitts, Rice "Dutch" Meyer, T. C. U. ance its passin•>; game. front which will be hard to equal. 63 Helton B 180 51 ^ Blackrnon F 174 Johnny Neece, Star ball-tofer, is back in" shape after a season beset with in- juries. He returned a punt for 68 yards against Arkansas for a touch- 1936 RECORDS SAM BAUGH'S PASSING RECORD FOR 1935 down. "Scat" Sullivan, diminutive RICE T. C. U. leather lugger, is recovered from a Opponent— Attempted fnc. Int. Com. Yds. Tchd. Rice 33 Texas A. & I. 0 T.C.U. 6 Howard Payne 0 knee injury and is due to live up to Howard Payne ...... 21 16 1 4 62 2 his name. "Red" Vickers can be Rice 7 L. S. U. 20 T.C.U. 0 Texas Tech 7 Denton Teachers . .... 4 1 1 2 34 counted on for his usual brilliant game Rice 0 Duquesne 14 T.C.U. 18 Arkansas 14 6 2 1 3 53 1 of passing and running. With Forbes, Tulsa .... 19 7 1 11 132 Steen, and Steakley on the receiving Rice 0 A. & M. 3 T.C.U. 10 Tulsa 7 . . 9 5 0 4 99 2 en

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PAGE SIX THE RICE THRESHER s," V T. C. U. LEADERS The conduct course now being offered A play room for Children between the •Japan supplied more than 27,700,- U. S. highway fatalities shew 3 per at the University of West Virginia is years of 3 and 9 has been established in 000 square yards of eotton cloth im- cent decrease in first half of 1N& Scene in not intended to teach self-control. It has the Kansas Union Building by thrf Kan- ported by the United States in the But what fatalities there were were been designed to show students the sas Univeriity where persons attending first four months this year, more 100 per cent. "hows" of studying, making a Jbudget, the football games may leave their chil- than two-thirds of the total imports. and spending lcistire time. dren under the direction of attendants the Dark and a trained nurse. a Knocfci knock# Vho*i tkmf B«n« President Roosevelt has proclaimed Ben who? Fountain Pon fliMniiol LOEW'S M In view of the fact that the fore- the week beginning November 9 as »»w • m m •••• m . bears of most of our citizenry came Charles S. Hendershot, a law student American Education Week. waiting to repair your ft —* ~ All the color and excitement of life from quarrelsome Europe, it is not at Ohio State University, expects to live 601 Kress Bldg. F-79H. in the great lumber camps of the astonishing that we do not live in in a sixteen-foot trailer with his wife and dog for the next three years. north woods is brought to the screen complete harmony. in "Come and Get It!" Samuel Gold- It's always "open house" at the Get your watches, dorks, bracelets, wyn's production of Edna Ferber's Fountain Pen Hospital, 601 Kress chains, etc., from B. O. Kreiter, Kress MAXWELL HOUSE DIVISION OF great novel, which comes to the Bid*., F. 7918. Bldg. Lobby. screen of the Loew's Theatre Thurs- GENERAL FOODS CORP. day the nineteenth with Edward Ar- nold, Joel MeCrea, and Frances Compliments of Farmer. A Houston Institution This powerful story from the pen Morse Wholesale Confectionery of the author of "Cimarron," "So 1319 Louisiana "We Serve Aulry House" Big," and "Show Boat" offers Arnold his greatest role as Barney Glasgow, the ambitious chore boy who becaiuc a great lumber baron. Barney gives up lovely Lotta Mor- gan, queen of the lumber camps, to secure his future by marrying the 3 plain daughter of the lumber baron whose wealth and power he finally in- herits. But the past returns to haunt him when, years later, lie meets and falls madly in love with Lotta's lovely daughter and finds all his money and power worthless weapons against his own son's youth. m. Joel McCrea plays the son, Richard, steaming, piping hot and Frances Farmer plays both Lotta and her daughter. Mady Christians is .£3— at seen as the Swedish Aunt, Karie, and Walter Hrennan, who scored as "Old Atrocity" in "Barbary Coast" has an- other great role as the Swede lumber- man, Swan "GOOD TO THE LAST DROP" CAPT WALTER ROACH, END SUB'CAPT.UREW ELLIS, 1 Others prominent in the cast are OF THE: I93Q T.C.U.-HOPNED FROQS lust across main from ricc Mary Nash, stage star, Andrea Leeds, lovely new Goldwyn "find," and Frank Shields, ranking American tennis star. "Come and (let It!" was directed by Howard Hawks arid William Wyler ^ / • from a screenplay by Jules l-'urthfnan and Jane Murfin. Omar Kiam de- signed the costumes and the sets are by Richard Day. The production is Re- leased through .

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"Go West Young Man" is Miss West's latest starring vehicle with Warren William, Randolph Scott, I.yle Talboti and many others, which came to the Metropolitan Theatre Wednesday nite. In this comedy, Mae is cast as a romantic and high strung movie actress who, by her contract, is not permitted to have any love affairs Warren William, tier publicity man, tries to keep her from breaking the terms of the contract while she docs what she can to break it in order to have a good time. This is the central plot of the show. After a persona! appearance in Washington, she meets one of her Id flames and makes a (late with him but William frustrates her efforts by inviting the press in fctf an inter- view. After this, she arranges to meet him in Harrishiirt!, but < >n the wa\ lou know that a cigarette there the car breaks iluwn and sin meets a young mechanic for whom • he makes an unsuccessful play Wil can be mild; that is, when you smoke it liain is ../am on the spot to avoid any possible affair, fn order to prevent a it's not harsh or irritating. private meeting bet ween the two, hi invit< the cHiitrv'-hle in to gel tin star's atll'iprapli, You know that a cigarette can While all this is happening, th< have a pleasing taste and aroma. above mentioned old dame gets 111. idea that she ma;, have lnien kid napped since she lm-11't diown up in When you smoke a cigarette and find Harrisburg, and has the report an nounced over the radio. 1 his report is that it has the right combination of mild- heard in the vicinity where she is and it is assumed that Warren William i her abductor. When asked, she say- ness, good taste, and aroma, it just seems that be is, and lie is arrested. Then i with William, her old flame, and tli to satisfy you... gives you what you want. mechanic ale ait, she makes her choir of one • f theft! and so the show end I smoke Chesterfield all

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"Reunion,".Twentieth Century-Fnx\ ererti story r. 1'ony l.uke, the practic e he has carried on in the small town for a generation, i- prevailed upon to bring together for a reunion the three thousand persons & whom he. helped bring into the world and who have since scattered to ;ill the corners of the earth. From far and wide they come, men and women of all kinds and degrees, some suc- cessful and affluent, others humble and defeated. Among them comes Robert Kent, Dr. Luke's nephew, glad i to return to lovely Rochelle Hudson, the Country Doctor's nurse whom lie adores, and no less glad to get away from the attentions of Mrs. Sheridan (Helen Vinson), wife of his superior at the Toronto hospital where be has been practicing. Darryl F. Zanuck, Twentieth Cen- tury-Fox production chief, selected Norman Taurog to direct with Earl Carroll and Harold Wilson as asso- ciate producers. Sam Hellman, Gladys Lehman, and Scmya Levien wrote the screen play from a story by Bruce Gould. ft MYfcPS TQ*'ACCO

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Remember in the old days the wire i ' basket that snapped across the store j ' i'H A i / College Style above your heads on wires to the •. cashier and staggered gaily back? u Now stores use pneumatic tubes, Suits and traveling at the rate of thirty-three 'SP' feet per second, or to say it another O'Coats Wear Belle -Sharmeer way, from the sixth floor to the cash- SERVES MORE iers in the basement in three seconds. Before you decide that you ean't af- Knowing the right team to . ford to go by train, why not call your OF TEXAS AND nearest "SP" Agent and ask him what bet an Is Just like knowing; the Stockings In Your Before the war more than half the the trip will cost. You'll find that it's •tore to go to for the latest toys that came down your chimney LOUISIANA cheaper than driving your ear. •alt and overcoat swank and on Christmas morning came from Exclusive Advan tapes the biggest value . .' . Styled Germany first; now American manu- THAN atty By train, you speed "there" over a for the young man, Own Leg Size facturers have become so smart that boulevard of steel, the world's safest you rarely see a German toy in this T Brev for Smalls , RAILROAD and smoothest highway. You can rest, country. read, relax, eat and view scenery, or Modite for Mediums sleep "like a top"—and arrive your Duchess for Tells Why worry when you break your (ju frtj destination refreshed, feeling "on top Fountain Pen or Pencil? Just take it 'of the world." If you're always twitching seami straight, If wrinkled ankles are ruining yeur lege and disposition ... If garter rune are wrecking to the Fountain Pen Hospital, they re- Southern Pacific Principal "SP" Trains four budget . . . ehange to our beautiful Belle-8harmeer Blockings. jiato^all makes. 601 Knee Bldg., F. Air-Condi tio ned In separata and dlatlnet leg elaea, proportioned In width and length FLORSHEIM SHOES to St from top to toe. Unusual new colors that are marveloue cos- AND ENJOY tume accents. At Leyy's exclusively. 4-thread chiffon hose, S1.00; Southern Pacific $8.75 and $10 l-thread chiffon hoae, 11.35. We have repaired watchee for Rice City Tleksl Offlee, Ill TIM At#. Institute people for many yeere and Oh f t la Grand Central Station. Washington Aw. Levy's Street Floor are noted for our satisfactory service. Phone Capitol till Give us a trial. B. O. Kreiter, Kress SERVICE Other Shoes $3, $4 and $5 Bldg. Lobby.

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Rip^P|Ripipp|iPI||HVpia<,. ^ , iMip,, The Conference Champion Fouty-one states and 17 countries are The registrar at the University of Ok- As a general thing, whan a woman ALUMNLREPORT represented among the students oI lahoma proved statistically that students is so rich she can have anything she The pre-season prediction that the 1 from page 1 Louisiana Slate University. wants she wants another husband. champion of the Southwest would with the thinnest wallets get the most ''A's" when two state legislators com* mJttf not be undefeated has already been An alarming ihortage o! room and The Fountain Pan Hoeultal will earn fulfilled, a more erratic season can The fiscal year of the Association b«' plained that the $3 "flunking fee" is a SPORTS gins upon November 1 of each year board job> may cause 200 students of tha'MMlt pen fro"m If you will (in hardly be imagined. T. C. U. beat hardship on poor students. • " and runs through October 31 of the the University of Wisconsin to with- Arkansas, Arkansas beat A. & M., draw from school. the Aggies beat T. C. U. following year. "Activities of the Association which ffllli FLASHES The tie with Baylor promises to be Another thing we like about a doe* * GET the ruin of Aggie Championship require funds are the following: Pub- By "HARPO" LEIPER, Sports Editor lication endeavors, including publish- tor is that he doesn't come until you KLEIN'S ICE CREAM ing Rice Alumni News magazine; send for him. Conference Standing maintenance of up-to-date files of Among the notes of the day are at information about members, their those Europe has never paid off to us. Slimes Close Season W. L. T. Pet. whereabouts, and occupations; efforts THE AUTRY HOUSE CANTEEN Arkansas 4 1 0 .800 directed toward establishing branch Indiana University students drink the Last Saturday afternoon, the Rice T. C. U 3 i 0 .750 associations of ex-students in other cleanest milk in that state, says Doctor Texas A. & M 3 1 1 .700 Slimes closed their season by de- cities and states; contacting alumni Clarence E. May of the chemistry de- feating the A. & M. Fish 12-6. Dig Baylor 1 2 1 .375 for various purposes and assisting partment, who tests milk from each of Ollie Cordill sounded warning to the Rice l 2 0 .333 them to locate employment; planning the 31 Bloomington dairies every month. Southwest Conference that he in- S. M U l 2 0 .333 and arranging for periodical meetings Welcome ALUMNI tends to make a big noise in varsity Texas 0 4 0 .000 of the alumni, such as homecomings, Claude A. Watson, candidate for the play next year as he accounted for class reunions, engineering reunions, May your homecoming be a success! vice presidency of the Prohibition ticket both touchdowns. Mexia's Ernest dances, dinners, etc.; and raising hopes. Arkansas, with four wins and and a former student at Alma College, Lain was in the thick of the fight as money on ad4itional endowment for one loss appears to be tops in the will speak in the college chapel there he passed to Cordell for one marker the Institute. ranking. The Texas Longhorns are later this month. ami did some excellent line plunging. the only obstacle in the path of the "Nearly one-third of the alumni In the line Hager and Palmers Razorbacks and not much of an ob- have at one time or another given Knock, knock. Who's there? Ren. Hebert's Barber & Beauty Shops played bang-up ball at end while stacle at that. Although the Long- financial assistance to the Associa- Ben who? Fountain Pen Hospital, Heard, Potter and Whitlow did some horns tied L. S. U. 6-6 and the Tig- tion. Support has, however, been con- waiting to repair your fountain pen. 1717 Biaaonett 3512 South Shepherd fine blocking. ers beat Arkansas 19-7, Texas has stant from only a small percentage, 601 Kress Bldg. F-7918. miserably failed in four conference and it is the hope of Association of- attempts. Chances for the Aggies lie ficers that support in the form of Phone P-3322 L. D. 94 in the possibility of an upset by the dues payment will be received for the FREDERICK PRODUCE CO. Steers. current year from many more than Buyer* oiul shipper* of poultry r. C. U. still has formidable ob- 300, the number who paid dues in 1935-36. Dues receipts for the current and eggs GOIN' TO TOWN stacles in Rice and S. M. U. to over- Vernon C. Frederick, President ft «*%$§§&£ come before^ they can tie Arkansas* year (1936-37) at the present time are After a season of bad guesses ami 806 Commerce Avenue While the Frogs will rule favorites far increased over what they were at heavy panning by ardent (?) Spurts Houston, Texas in both games, many things can hap- the corresponding date last year. m Flashes fans the writer finally had pen when two teams like the Owls "Every cent paid by alumni to the a field day in guessing. Last week, and Mustangs are fighting an old ri- Endowment Fund stays in that fund. out of six Rames picked in the South- val like T. C. U. - Every cent paid to the Association For that Clean, Well-Groomed west Conference the writer batted as dues comes back to the members Appearance SMART RICE MEN 1000 and came surprisingly close to in the form of services provided by actual scores: Rice, picked to win by Dr. Clarence A. Mills of the Univer- PAY REGULAR VISITS to the sity of Cincinnati claims that the falling the Alumni Office." 26 points won by 27 points; Arkan- birth rate is due to an increase in the sas, picked to win by two touch- earth's heat. Fifty University of Toledo women downs won by that many plus a field have signed up to play hockey. The sea- Rice Hotel goal; T. C. U., picked to win 28-0, son will end on November 24, when the won 2(, 0; Baylor guessed at 14-7, Yale University is having the home ot Noah Webster razed because no one two best intramural teams will meet in '•vim 13-Qi The Aggies, picked at Barber Shop Co-Eds would furnish funds for its upkeep. the "Army-Navy" game. 21-7; won 20-7. Coach Eddie Dyer (Basement Bice Hotel) It isn't often that a sports writer Dartmouth College alumni contributed For seventy-five cents you can get nets to bract about p re-game predic- Eddie's Farewell $9t,S00 to the college in 1936, a new rec- n complete overhauling job done on "Where Tipping it THE FASHION'S Downstairs Shop has tion.. Alter one week of successful- ord high in contributions during a single your fountain pen at the Fountain Pen Unnecessary }" ly flipping the coin right one can year. Hospital. 601 Krets Bldg. glamorous, lovely evening dresses that only try, try again. The close of the season for the Slimes also marked Coach Eddie do things for you . . . dresses of charm Dyer's last gesture as a member of Courses in playing house, swinging, climbing, riding kiddie-kars, and block- and individuality that most certainly the Rice coaching staff. Eddie will building are offered in the University devote all of his time to professional belie their moderate price ... dresses of New Mexico's emergency nursery 16 Expert Barbers at Your baseball. class this fall. Service that give our inexpensive shop its repu- Eddie tame to Rice as a coach in 1"34 when lie replaced Jimmy Kitts tation for ultra chic at moderate cost. Activities of Associated Students of as freshman coach, He is a former the University of California last year Come on in and see them—they're lots All-Southwest Conference half-back. School Supplies showed a net profit of $159,872.02. In three years with the Slimes Eddie Stationery of fun to try on. ha • won the friendship and esteem of The First Catholic college in the 7:30 A.M. 'til 7 P.M. Every Day all with whom he lias come in con- Books - - Gifts United States was opened in 1677 at Saturdays, 7:30 A.M. 'til 8 P.M. tact. Always ready to stand up for Newton, Maryland. Lending Library his freshmen, he was the object of much gond-natiircd kidding from the Get your watches, clocks, bracelets, 13?® •'her coaches and from sports writ- chains, etc., from B. O. Kreiler, Kress 1014 Texas Ave. er- but Eddie could take it. He was Bldg. Lobby. Rice Hotel largely responsible for the return of T.C.U.'s Starting Guard* In the Downstairs Shop the habit of awarding sweaters to Barber Shop freshmen, which had been discon- Welcome Back, Old Timers! "BOOSTERS FOR THE OWLS" Rice 13 T. C. U. 7 tinued about 3931. Freshmen teams coached by Dyer Phone 3100 I he law . f averages is due to have won eight games with only one QCtje tablets, 3fat II-2101 Main eatch tip with the I'''"fis some day. loss. 1 hey were beaten by the Texas 'Where Rice Students Meet" ki.:c beat T. C. U. 7-3 in 1:924 before yearlings; 7-0, in what Coach Cecil the Frogs were in the Southwest Grigs described as .tie of the best ( onfc renee Since then, the Frogs games lie lias ever seen played by NEW LOCATION • 2911 FANNIN have won ccinsi-'ently. The tvo first sear teams—and he has seen team- didn't HUT! from 1924-28 but plentj e.f them. JAKE ALEXANDER the Owl'- have not so much H-. tied the Props since tin n. Delivery FLOWER SHOP Phone If the Ov.-b can stop the passes ENCORE- of Satn Bane]:, tlu:y stand an excel- Service Jake Alexander, '33 P. 5728 lent chance of ruining T. U.':- con- ference hopes. .While the Ft".: • rate lio.'.her according : to the diipe, that for This Popular Leisure Garment! won't in tan anything to the ©wis as they seek to 'break t! - oldi • t tins in ti.i: Conference. ; I POLAR WAVE ICE PALACE Baylor 14 - S. M. U. 7 1936*1937 THE CORDUROY i ... te . k is wa r but her" J-tli ICE SKATING SEASON t •• an*. - !;ave brat on Texas. Arkansas has bea'eri both. Front the stand- point of dope they stack up about NOW OPEN Bush Coat even; S M. U. has rated high only Mort T0 y MCCall. because • f 'at.o start in the confer- EVENING SESSION eie;" l,i-t urel: against Arkansas Slur Krog Pass Keceivers 1 ^ Only recently introduced in Houston by Bot- ihe• failed to show a versatile of telstein's and already a favorite. A cold felt -. ie, 1.Russell and hi- heavy 8 to 10:30 P.M. / f'aylOr I'lie are due to repent the weather leisure garment , . . ideal for golf- G. Itl-ley It. E. Benny 1**34 feat and pieh the Mustangs ing, fishing, hunting, lounge and campus Kverj thin it: l«» Mwsirnl Mcrrhunriirti* AFTERNOON SESSION farthei HI ||I Cellar; wear. Heavy enough to' keep you warm, light HOUSTON HAM) IltftlSE 3 to 5:30 P. M. enough for freedom. In grey, wine, blue, A & M. 19«-«» Centenary 0 K xpurt lO-pairing 812 McKlnne? Fx. 7701 green or brown corduroy. All sizes. The Aygies return from their very MORNING SESSION ' lie. i fill inv.'ision of the West in Sat. - Sun. and Holiday* good shape and in.the mood for more vi< forko I'y dope, the Aggies beat Lehigh 7977 Only 10 to 12 T C. U , who romped on the Gents HARRISON $5 1 36-0. Whether l.'iek Todd is in shape RADIO SERVICE Skating Every Afternoon and or not, the Aggies have proved that MUSIC DAILY (Woe! Flannel Sperts Shirts... .$5) they are not a one man team and Prompt Service — Quality Work Evening. Doors Open 1 V.f/L have touchdowfi power in their back- "Spec" Harrison For Evening Session. 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Last Saturday LOCATION THY PRINCE'S FAMOUS • 12 MAIN The Owl's v.anie with the Sam HAMBURGERS McGOWEN AND HUTCHINS Houston Teachers here last Saturday at our thri'p locations gave 'the fans a view of what and 1. 4509 Main whom they may see on future Owl 2. 3021 San Jacinto varsities. Sophomores Jack Russell, 3. Main at Cray Floyd Mcchlcr, and Paul Hancock GREETINGS, ALUMNI . . . WON'T YOU MAKE OUR CONVENIENT led the parade in the backfield. Rus- LOCATIONS YOUR HEADQUARTERS? sell showed exceptional drive in car- rying the ball. Frank Stccn, starring end, who has had more than his share of injuries this year, finally hit Saxet Ice Cream 3018 Main $ig'n Wf)tatle 4701 Main his stride and made a beautiful catch of Russell's pass for a touchdown 2118 Center Anderson & Cor Another regular, "Ike" Klindworth returned from the injured list to im- press fans with his play at end. Herman Price, regular center, gained some good experience at cen- Welcome Back, Alumni! ter in turning in one of his best games this year. Rill" Brandon, Ft. Worth flash, did some beautiful brok- mm**#fmmr? en-field running, once traveling 21 LAMAR DRUG CO. yards and shaking off several tacklcrs for a marker. "THE POPULAR RICE DRUG STORE" With all of these men back and Phil Frank the heavy freshman crop next year, Wall MAIN AT LAMAR Poye "Open All Night* the Owls should have a world-beater,