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Chris Rock Gets His Talentless Hack Groove On -----------------------------Movie Times • Thursday-Thursday, December 18-25 ---------------------------- Wed.: 12:30, 3:15 up to foil a dangerous plot unfolding in the Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only OPENING THIS WEEK • JE ff ERSON POINTE 18, FORT WAYNE streets of San Fransokyo. DUMB AND DUMBER TO (PG13) — The Thurs.: 10:00, 11:15 (3D), 12:00, 1:30, Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only • CARMIKE 20, FORT WAYNE Farrelly Brothers, Jim Carrey and Jeff 2:45 (3D), 3:15, 4:45, 6:15 (3D), 7:00, Thurs.: 6:00, 9:00 Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only Daniels come back for more in this sequel 8:00, 9:45 (3D), 10:15, 11:30 Annie (PG) Fri.-Tues.: 10:30, 11:30, 1:30, 2:30, 4:25, Daily: 1:20, 4:20 to the 1994 original. Laurie Holden and Fri.-Tues.: 10:00, 11:20 (3D), 1:30, 2:50, Big Eyes (PG13) 5:25, 7:30, 8:15, 10:30 • COLD W ATER CROSSING 14, FORT WAYNE Kathleen Turner co-star. 4:45, 6:25 (3D), 8:00, 10:00, 11:30 Wed.: 10:30, 11:30, 1:30, 2:30, 4:25, 5:25, Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only • CARMIKE 20, FORT WAYNE Wed.: 10:00, 11:20 (3D), 1:30, 2:50, 4:45, The Gambler (PG) 7:30 Thurs.: 12:05, 2:45, 5:20 (3D), 8:05, Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only 6:25 (3D), 8:00 The Interview (R) 10:40 Thurs.-Tues.: 1:25, 4:05, 6:45, 9:25 AS ABOVE/SO BELOW (R) — This found Fri.-Sun.: 12:05, 2:45, 6:30 Wed.: 1:25, 4:05, 6:45 FURY (R) — Brad Pitt stars in this war drama Into the Woods (PG) footage horror film (a la The Blair Witch Mon.-Tues.: 12:05, 2:45, 6:30, 9:20 • COLD W ATER CROSSING 14, FORT WAYNE about a small squadron of soldiers on Project and Chronicle) is set in the cata- Wed.: 12:05, 2:45 Ends Thursday, Dec. 18 a deadly mission behind enemy lines. Night at the Museum: Secret of combs below the streets of Paris and was • HUNTINGTON 7, HUNTINGTON Thurs.: 1:50, 4:35, 7:15, 9:55 Written and directed by David Ayer the Tomb (PG) written and directed by John Erick Dowdle Ends Thursday, Dec. 18 • JE ff ERSON POINTE 18, FORT WAYNE (Training Day, End of Watch). (Devil, Quarantine). Thurs.: 11:10, 1:40, 4:10 Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only • CARMIKE 20, FORT WAYNE Unbroken (PG13) • COVENTRY 13, FORT WAYNE • JE ff ERSON POINTE 18, FORT WAYNE Thurs.: 10:05, 1:00, 4:10 Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only Wild (R) Thurs.: 12:40, 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:50 Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only Thurs.: 1:40, 4:55, 8:00 Fri.-Tues.: 4:25, 9:40 Thurs.: 10:10, 11:10, 12:45, 1:50, 3:30, EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS (PG13) — Fri.-Wed.: 1:40, 4:55 Whiplash (R) Wed.: 4:25 4:25, 6:30, 7:25, 9:15 Christian Bale and Joel Edgerton head an Christmas Day: 4:25, 9:40 Fri.-Tues.: 10:10, 12:50, 3:35, 6:30, 9:10 all-star cast in Ridley Scott’s super-sized THE GAMBLER (PG) — Mark Wahlberg stars ANNABELLE (R) — John R. Leonetti directs Wed.: 10:10, 12:50, 3:35, 6:30 story of Moses and the flight of Jews in this remake of the 1974 film written by this horror film that’s both a spin-off of and THE BABADOOK (Unrated) — A storybook from Egypt. James Toback and loosely based on his a prequel to James Wan’s The Conjuring. creature called The Babadook seemingly THE BOXTROLLS (PG) — An animated family • CARMIKE 20, FORT WAYNE own experience as an English professor • COVENTRY 13, FORT WAYNE turns real, scaring the babadook out of a comedy from the creators of Coraline and Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only with an out-of-control gambling addiction. Thurs.: 12:30, 2:30, 4:35, 7:00, 9:15 widow and her young son (Essie Davis ParaNorman. Thurs.: 12:50, 1:50 (3D), 2:15 (3D), 4:05, • COLD W ATER CROSSING 14, FORT WAYNE Fri.-Tues.: 12:30, 2:30, 4:35, 7:00, 9:20 and Noah Wiseman). • COVENTRY 13, FORT WAYNE 5:00 (3D), 5:30, 7:00, 7:20, 8:15 (3D), Starts Wednesday, Dec. 24 Wed.: 12:30, 2:30, 4:35 • CINEMA CENTER , FORT WAYNE Starts Friday, Dec. 19 8:45 (3D), 9:00, 10:10 Wed.: 7:05 Christmas Day: 4:35, 7:00, 9:20 Thurs.: 3:00, 8:30 Fri.-Tues.: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:15 Fri.-Sat.: 12:50, 2:15 (3D), 4:05, 5:30, Christmas Day: 1:00, 4:40, 8:00, 10:35 Fri.: 2:15 Wed.: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55 7:00, 7:20, 8:45 (3D), 10:10, 10:30 ANNIE (PG) — Jamie Foxx and Quvenzhane Sat.: 8:30 Christmas Day: 4:55, 7:05, 9:15 Sun.-Wed.: 12:50, 2:15 (3D), 4:05, 5:30, GET ON UP (PG13) — Tate Taylor (The Help) Wallis star in this updated version of the Sun.: 6:30 7:00, 7:20, 8:45 (3D) directs this bio-pic about the legendary Broadway musical. Reviews are less than Tues.: 8:30 THE CAPTIVE (R) — Ryan Reynolds plays • COLD W ATER CROSSING 14, FORT WAYNE James Brown (42’s Chadwick Boseman). spectacular. Wed.: 4:30 the distraught father of a daughter in this Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer co-star. OVENTRY ORT AYNE • CARMIKE 20, FORT WAYNE tense drama directed by Atom Egoyan Thurs.: 11:45 (3D), 12:25, 3:20 (3D), 3:50 • C 13, F W Starts Friday, Dec. 19; times thru BIG EYES (PG13) — Amy Adams and (Devil’s Knot). (3D), 6:40 (3D), 7:10, 10:00 (3D), 10:30 Ends Thursday, Dec. 18 Wednesday, Dec. 24 only Christoph Waltz star in a Burtonesque • CINEMA CENTER , FORT WAYNE (3D) Thurs.: 12:05, 6:40 Fri.-Tues.: 1:20, 1:50, 4:15, 4:45, 7:05, (i.e. somewhat twisted) depiction of art, Ends Thursday, Dec. 18 Fri.-Tues.: 11:45 (3D), 12:25, 3:20 (3D), 7:40, 9:00, 9:50 greed and sexism based on the true story Thurs.: 6:15 3:50 (3D), 6:40 (3D), 7:10, 10:05 (3D), GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PG13) — Wed.: 1:20, 1:50, 4:15, 4:45, 7:05 of Walter Keane, a hugely successful 10:30 More Marvel characters – Peter Quill • COLD W ATER CROSSING 14, FORT WAYNE “painter” in the 1950s and 60s. DOLPHIN TALE 2 (PG) — This sequel to the Wed.: 11:45 (3D), 12:25, 3:20 (3D), 3:50, (Chris Pratt), Bradley Cooper (Rocket Thurs.: 6:00, 9:30 • COLD W ATER CROSSING 14, FORT WAYNE 2011 film brings back the entire cast 7:00 Raccoon) and others – find their way into Fri.-Tues.: 12:20, 4:10, 7:15, 10:20 Starts Wednesday, Dec. 24 (Harry Connick Jr., Ashley Judd, Morgan • HUNTINGTON 7, HUNTINGTON cineplexes as they face off against the Wed.: 12:20, 4:10, 7:15 Wed.: 7:10 Freeman) and Winter the dolphin, plus a Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only powerful villain Ronan the Accuser (Lee Christmas Day: 11:45, 4:20, 7:50, 10:50 new baby dolphin named Hope. Thurs.: 11:30, 12:00, 2:50 (3D), 3:10, Pace). Directed by James Gunn (Movie Christmas Day: 12:20, 4:10, 7:20, 10:20 OVENTRY ORT AYNE • HUNTINGTON 7, HUNTINGTON • C 13, F W 6:05, 6:20, 9:15 (3D), 9:30 43, Super, Slither – classics all). Times thru Wednesday, Dec. 24 only BIG HERO 6 (PG) — Disney animation about Thurs.: 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:40 Fri.-Tues.: 11:30, 2:50, 6:05, 6:40, 9:10, • COVENTRY 13, FORT WAYNE Thurs.: 6:05, 9:05 the bond that develops between a large Fri.-Tues.: 12:20, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:35 9:50 Thurs.-Tues.: 12:55, 3:30, 6:30, 9:00 Fri.-Sat.: 12:30, 3:15, 6:25, 9:05, 11:45 inflatable robot named Baymax and a Wed.: 12:20, 2:40, 5:00 Wed.: 11:30, 2:50 Wed.: 12:55, 3:30 Sun.-Tues.: 12:30, 3:15, 6:25, 9:05 young prodigy (and his friends) who team Christmas Day: 5:00, 7:20, 9:35 • JE ff ERSON POINTE 18, FORT WAYNE Christmas Day.: 3:30, 6:30, 9:00 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chris Rock Gets His Talentless Hack Groove On In one of his many interviews for Top Five, Chris Rock who am I to say anything about a movie by an African Amer- ragged on critics. His joke, and it is a funny one, is that he ican comedian? Rock can make jokes about the Haitian revo- could discern the difference between the love they have Flix lution. But if you go see this movie, or even if you don’t, read shown him on previous films he has made and the much something about the Haitian revolution. more sincere affection they seem to have for Top Five. I re- CATHERINE LEE To quote Dazed and Confused, an early movie by Rich- spect his honesty. He has been taken in by praise in the past, ard Linklater, my nominee for the best director of the year, but now he is getting real love.
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