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Snore Or Sumpin' GET OUT YOUR vely suggested SHOVELS FOR Political Weeds, Toadstools police Piekledwell's Injection May school DUCK QUICK! THERE'S till embody an Revolutionize Classes MUD-SLINGIN' fl JOSP Police - - Sprout For Spring Harvest of it sensational new HEREIN Plerovery LIES A HEAP OF DIRT AME injection which when applied TENDER SHOOTS BLOSSOM NOW ONLY TO DECAY TO ther with the students seem interested makes dirtdirtdirtdtrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt dirtdirtdrtcirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt FERTILIZER AND MANURE AS institution was they are actually asleep, has while dirtdirtdrtdrldirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt dirtdirtdrtdrtcHrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt SHOWDOWN APPROACHES n's of the con. made by Dr. lam I'ickledwell, been dirtdIrtdrtdrtdtrttlirtdirtdirtdirtdirt ciirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtclirtdirt e at the regular State savant and alchemist. noted dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdIrtdirt dIrtedirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt It's spring, and the nature -communing poets have exploited the meeting held Asked for a 111:1.ten1101t 011 the dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtd1rtd1rtdirtdirtdirt dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdIrtdirt birds and the bees and the trees, but have overlooked the sweetest in the science which rocked the hard heads rind dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtelirtdirt dirtdirtdrtdrtdIrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt of the tender sprouts which now grow so abundantly on Washing- the go,n1 man refused of science, dirtdirtilrtclrtchrtchrtdirtdirtdirtdirt dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt ton Square. nstitution pro. to talk. dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt Found where crowds of voters convene, the spring quarter sprout, of the organ. rumored that a controlling II as (iirtdirteirtdrtdirtclirtdirtdirtdirtdirt dirtdirtdrtditdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt sometimes confused for a mushroom but which always turns out to d as 'Chief, hare already been started company dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt dIrtdirtdrtdrtdIrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt be a toadstool, pushes its way into the limelight and airs Its sickly be the Bureau bootleg the stuff. Line forms to dirtdirtdrUirtdirteUrtdirtdirtdirtdirt dirtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt smile and grabs the hand of one and all. Its hand is clamy, but It e sub -bureaus right, boys, to the dirtdirtdrtdetdirldirtdirtdIrtdirtdirt dIrtdirtdrtdrtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirtdirt senses the coming election and Detective and snatches the spotlight by fair bureau, Ides means or foul. rd. Public Re. BIG POISON OAK . and Traffic WE'RE ALL EARS COACH I ATHLETE, ETC. these groups HIKE FEST It bends with the wind, and (mitts's. along turns athlete, artist, dramatist, mu- Follow him, feel espec- TO sician, business man, etc. There l'ALK6 from left to right, ially chummy the BE SUNDAY are votes to be had, it knows, duty of each but not too close, night this was from every department. ib to present a They might kick taken. Hobo, sec- Rising out of their beds at the nty minutes or their heels) and ond from the ungodly hour of 8:30 Sunday mor- But then comes the election, and development in you'll first find right, is plenty ning, members of the college Hik- the weed has garnered a few stray some phase of Homo crouched mad. You can ing club will hike to Mt. Tim-oh- freshman votes and the one or ding to acting. and ready for his see that for -ho-hum, in the Santa Cruz Alps, two riding his band -wagon. But oup, Bob Drevl first take -off yourself. for the purpose of raising blisters, it is plowed under in the shuffle of ireau will have across the Morris Hugo, on the exhausting themselves, and com- the campaign. The public mass is ng speakers for Dailey auditorium other hand, is a ing into contact with some poison never cognizant of real talent. Lie the object 0: boards. flighty personal- oak. FERTILIZER the club as a of 'logo, next in ity and all set to All hikers will be charged 20 Defeat has turned it into fer- acquaint otheT line, is in a more uncoil. It seems cents for transportation to the tilizer, or manure, and it lives alone with the ampus serious mood, as his mother was health cottage at the completion once more. *lice school and it appears both of the trip. frightened by The council elections and student Ice students get Horny and Hobo, Mel Isenberger All those who have new cars body prexy farce, by the way, ill the activity with on either side of are asked to bring them, as the and a deer. just around the corner; so beware 'ork. hikers complain they don't have the oily smile and sweaty palm. much fun burning the worn up- rowd Sees Taken at great risk to our Vinegar Jug staff cameraman, Waddell View, this shot was smuggled holstery of old crates with cigar- through the Continental lines in a Continental Can (adv.) Before escaping, View had to disengage ettes on their way to the starting STUFF EVEN THE nce Recital Homo, on extreme right, from his hair. point of the hike. DAILY WON'T recital given in litorium last eye- PRINT IPOETRY CORNER: Iota Sigma Phi To d by a eaPacitY Delight Ben tel Throws rflowed into the Professor, professor, what have we Ellazbeth Jarvis certainly is get- ' the theater. today? Visit Ford Plant ting Wise to herself. by made colorful ChM is so boring, I'd much rather Hod Carriers Brawl lighting el. g and play. Ed. Note: "What the devil is this We are glad that there is a sense The be eceived story doing on this page? photography lab on July 4 from of balance in the Science depart- planation by WI You strut Winsome Maids Entertained and you puff, you blow, After the successful ravioli feed to the one am, until the lights go on. ment such as the high rating of adviser sneeze and huff department in the Industrial Arta In Lovely Gold Room Music will be supplied tel in the uncle!. How can I stuff? by Myer boys with Miss Hansen and the ever learn all this yesterday, Iota Sigma Phi, Indus- !.tr. Of Billiard Hall Zeigler and his Night Herders technical plan. girls with Dr. Stinson. trial Arts honor society, is (100% Union 10% off). .e crowd. poen and I sigh, for no reason ning a field trip to the Richmond Miss Delight Bentel presided over This Why band of swingsters has Ford Assembly Plant, the Alameda a delirious meeting of the inter- recently completed an extended Harold Randle is now announcer These notes and quotations get in Glass Works, and the Pittsburg society council last Knight in the one-night engagement in the yeah an answer to some maiden's my eye. May 7. Steel company on lovely Gold Room of the spacious world famous mural room of the prayer. I The ravioli feed was conducted De Luxe Pool and Billiard Em- Milpitas Transient Hotel (Rooms Woe unto you and woe unto me, by chef Mendes Nepote, assistant' porium. The colorful affair was at- 50c and up including bed and Let's get together and go on a Fast workers these Varsity success1 chef Thomas Tassi, and salad chefs. tended by many of the most charm- free parking. (adv.) to spree House boys! Already, from three- Carlyn Walker and Victor Silveria. ming sub dubs of the yokel col- Following the meeting, lively weeks-old rhubarb plant they have idership in the The society also Intends to have lege social whirl. games and dainty refreshments Heald Santa Cruz Sunday, The winsome maids completed were enjoyed by the comely maids. pieces over a foot long to make . attend SH! THE POLICE a picnic at May 16. the elaborate plans for the "Inter- Refreshments consisted of soda pies of. Robbing the cradle, boys? Drtunitles await Pleading Hod Carriers Local Num- crackers, corn on the tha for leas publicity for Society cob, and with tie rpPd department, Sleuth Wiltberger ber 69 Swing", which is to be one sardines. The games, which offered has issued GEORGIE SAYS "LOUSY!" affairs of the current pleasant diversion 'saw; 8111 no eh School ree' a pianissimo call to all of the smart for the jolly editors uappig punoj aq irBD alP11316MU admission.) to refrain from using his 0, PRETTY BOY! social season. The horse-race will group, were rotation pool, pocket w ltaln raja 0541 in Bans am woo in print. "Modesty, manners, be held in the dark room of the the can, and Tom Tom Pullaway. and mystery" -trim Dogma auo ji ellentaplauj SCHUH is the department Vocabulary of photography in- Stone (when 'ollege na' structor George Us, Too! THE LESS THE BETTER negative): Registering ap- ,tig,ati10111111 city Waren"se shown a "Simply gorgeous"; regis- Adolph Otterstein's the chubby 2011 BM MO 0.)8j liTLI 04131 _Farm-) pally. San Jc proval, Believing that the Education de- Monopoly Uncovered heel; Anon, sso.iaa.iaas 1,usaop Sum tering disapproval. "Lousy". partment has taken too prominent a musical soul., a sap Jose It is with ra- Tho he may have Thom communist meetings you For women only: , part in dictating San Jose's wing CLAIM' en- the eel! lly(' heard gossip about on the gret that we announce the curriculum. Dr. Staffelbach has re- Oper1100/1 "Pretty It's gone to his head: rPos refer to the discussions of gagement of Mr. William cently urged a retrenchment for 'anagemr't his fern- So his classes have fled. licsanh Cottage, San Jose's Boy" McCoard to one of Ihis department. "Our goal is leas -Wive His carcaatic puss we'd like to -- --- "'Y communist mine friends. Last day to drop education," he states. enterprise. ably seal!! NEWS FLASH: Late un- 4nag d by Neil Thomas. Speech courses is Monday. 'Ts confirmed reports from the ------MODERN HISTORY LESSON State capitol booms the rot NOTICE SAVES SCRIBE ihunbia I31 " DAILY STENCH that will be heard around the LOOT: Ravishing A. rbillips. brunette, with Korsineier was saved by San Jose should not be confused ' bead Korsiin ii r. not ed patches. world. San Jose State col- of Hannah. If you wish "Wilburp" , with Bunker Hill. Bunker Hill is 'Heald been re- claiming that he was as Spartan lege has its name officially Sit Your DAILY scribe, has just earrot-ccdored hair dye press correspondent, and the.i the spot where Warren fell (once); be headhunters. Daily changed to University of I could recognize you. leased by the Ubanga spot where Wallace rresulting stench from the admission I San Jose is the Central California. learned here today. Broken-Hearted . It was not very palatable. slips (daily). EGE P. news die- made him Jimmy Marmalade According to P.
DAMN', FRIDAY, APRIL 30 1917 PAGE TWO SPARTAN BOTTOMS UP Poultry Bull In The Pasture -downers, In spite of the boogey man, ultra-ultra tradition tearer Thrown by Ytcior Autokey
and bloated cynicism children still wait with wide-eyed expectancy Corner IS KING TODAY. DOODLE BOGS will be led this for Spardi Gras, the Revelries, and CARNIVAL evening at Awn spirit, by taking According to Karl Hazeltine, dy- by dynamic and And Sigma Kappa Delta joins in the carnival . YIPPY! colorful Wink K!. . namic and colorful professor of H. Poytreas, postman's holiday to give you all this issue of the "Vinegar Jug" - - economic proreav a Nature Study, the Doodle Bug is Othera to take rally committee, which originally planned to under- I hem and haw part in the biz razz edition. The one of the most interesting insects are Jay H. Elder, Like the Revelries and In my lecture class Owen Broyle4 take it, we also thank for its cooperation. in existence. More scientifically Mildred Gentry, and I say "have saw" Howe L Spardi Gras, the "JUG" is penned in carnival spirit with no malicious known as the ant lion, this strange togiveffs, all colorful To my listening mass. and elyack intentions. Let's swing into the mood of the Melzer ditty, "FOLLOW insect builds a cone shaped de- members of our faculty. pression in the ground with which NEWS FLASH! ME" in the spirit carnivale. the editor. I'm chubby and round. to catch ants. It hides at the bot- As the result of And I shake when I lough a Ares Yoh tom, but if the words "doodle- taken this morning And students have found on the ie.% doodledoodle" are repeated the in- campus. Jim That they can't stand the gaff. "Fat in the Heatr responds by coming out of sect Bailey was named the sac he Cake its hiding. Should an ant stumble State poet laureate, Let 'Em Eat over My exams raise distress IWO Crott. over the side of the cavity and petition as All the co-eds get dippy Barton Wood, JO By Joe Kallikak-Juke attempt to climb out again, the Sonnichsen, and 'Cause I'm "Wild Bill Poytress" Dr. Barry Riy doodle bug throws small grains mond, colorful Ki-Yippy! Ki-Yibby! and dynamic nem. for lo, mock in the closet, and when I As a patient sufferer of sand at it, thus dislodging it bet- of the English faculty Bye suggested that Cuthbert use his therm many years under the jibes and causing it to fall into his on a poem appearing in Weds& bed he flew into a frightful rage. clutches. day's Spartan of that cake-eater, Wallace, it is SICK Daily, the stria It was only after some minutes WE'RE OSWALDS SPEAKS vote was with some satisfaction that I now taken by campus tem, of constructive criticism and 'a dis- "Read the editorials in the Mil- sentatives of take my typewriter (or rather, his OF IT ALL the Illiteracy Diger, play of biceps that Cuthbert was typewriter) in hand to pound out pitas Tribune." says dynamic and able to win him over. He now a defense. colorful Professor Worth Oswald. sleeps peaceably under Cuthbert's A List Of Futilities 'Their economic theories are very It seems a little curious to me THAT'S THE STUFF bed, and we have little trouble with interesting, if they do not nauseate that no one has ever inquired into him except when he snores, at James Bailey you too much, and they come right the origin and antecedents of this Registrar West has which times we slap his bare feet Dr. T. W. MacQuarrie near the funny page." recently ii curious creature. His character is with a ruler. This is remarkably Jack Gruber augurated the "student-Is-amp of a nature that must make phil- FORUM OR AGIN 'UM? efficacious with snorers. Paul Becker Right policy" in his osophy pause, religion stand A panel discussion on the sub- once. "or WHAT-A -MAN Jim Welch aghast, mortals weep in the duet, ject: "What can we college prof- office force can learn a lot Ike There is just one more thing Berta Gray feminine virtue droop her head in ewers do to make it harder for modern business practice," which Dwight Bente! sorrow, and the ignorant read his about this Wallace question students to make a C average?" states. Guy G. George column. needs explanation. I don't like the Owen Broyles CAPITALIST! derogatory manner in which he Dr. Raymond Barry How many of you, for instance, speaks of Cuthbert's genius. Cuth- know the fabulous profit the man bert Kallikak-Juke is a man whose Jerry Girdner has reaped from your town? When mental stature equals that of his Campus is just seven feet. lw came to San Jose he had only physique, which VINEGAR JUG Representative twenty-six cents to his name. His The simple truth is that Cuth- bank account now, as I know from bert, in his search for unendurable SPONSORS a surreptitious investigation of his pleasure indefinitely prolonged, is effects, totals several dollars --a misunderstood. He has lived before The Vinegar Jug edition of the net gain of about five hundred his time. Spartan Daily has been sponsored per cent, all to leave the com- He was, in fact, born thirty days by Sigma Kappa Delta, journalism munity when he goes. too soon. honor society. In recognition of POLITICIAN! ir their work we present the names Another thing which intrigues Jesus Wants me for a mbeam of the members of the group: me is the remarkable facility with Charles Leong, president which he slips from one aide of Emmet Britton the fence to the other and back SMART L'L DOC Wilbur Korsmeier again. Do you notice, for example, Marian Schumann how in the first half of his column As high as he is wide Jeanne Morehead he so often insists that he writes A head with much inside Jewel Spangler for the intellectual, and in the A tongue fastest in the land Frances Cuenin second half he mentions me? Uses words no one can understand. Marion Starr, secretary Wallace is not an easy man to Virginia Bates get along with personally. I re- A knowledge that covers every Caroline Walsh member, in fact, one occasion up- field. Bill Rodrick, treasurer on which he became exceedingly Mighty power does he yield Raymond Wallace difficult to deal with, and although He gives advice and shelter Randy Fitts eventually brought to see the light Smart little Doctor Eider. Jack Marsh of reason, was surly for many days Maxine Walther after the accustomed sight. NOTICE Louis Walther A al T EMPERAMENT LOST or strayed: One black Ora Lindquist, vice-president This was when I brought my binder containing class notes, etc. Dwight Bente!. honorary little brother, Cuthbert, to room If necessary, keep the binder, but member with us during the winter. Wallace please return the contents to Lola Oa* mental Cuthert to take a ham- and Found. Charlotte Cornwell. A RAY OF TRUTH SAN JOSE STATE COLLEGE Ray Wallace must have foresight for example--see how he con- SPARTAN DAILY ceived the idea of Joe Kallikak- Juke as a roommate even before Dedicated to the best interests of San Jose State he and Wd. Dowdy decided to keep Things to do at the Pllialhed ewer, school day by the Aseaelared Students el San JON State Caw house together. Or is he doing It Student Tonight Entered at second class matter at the San Jose Post Office Body Dance now just to lend a Ray of truth Peens el Men Printing Co. IOS leknobia 4% %nth Pest Street to his column? Sobooriptime It. par friaAer sr $1.111 par pear. Pick the Smart Dressers CHARLES LEONG EDITOR Once Phone Ballard nue "Whited' BURTON ABBOTT BUSINESS MANAGER Official Notices by their Palm Beach Office Phone Ballard 11100 Reeidence Phone Columbia 2229 LOST: A blue EDITORIAL BOARD leather purse. The In suits or sport coats Palm Beach finder can keep the money and the Managing Editor James Marleis to purse of they need it, but please "whites" are the swanky thing Sports Editor Bob Work return the identification cards and Feature Editor wear Ora Lindquist the other contents to Lost and Copy Editor Jeanne Morehead Found or call Ballard 917 after 5. re- There's still time to choose yours from the FRIDAY'S EDITOR WILBUR KORSKRIES tenaive LOST: One very valuable Gregg J. S. Williams selection NEWS EDITORS BUSINESS DESK Jock Mar b, Jewel Spangler. Marian Bill Evans. Frank Olson, Harvey Green, Shorthand Manual. Contains im- Herschel Harsh., Starr, Wilbur Korsmeier. Raymond portant supplementary Palm Beach Coats $11.75 Rimers. COPY DESK material. Please return FEATURE DESK Caroline Walsh, assume., editor; Vivian to Lost and Found Palm Beach Suits $16.75 hacks'''. (het Spank, Virginia Bates. or to Mr. Victor Carlock. ataiatant lttrir; Raymond Maxine Walt/It:. Illanohe Bob Schnabel Wallace, Marian Schumann. Randy Fitts, Miami, Mary ltioniginnety. Vic Carioca, June Chestnut. Janie, Dailey. lien !Anon, John Brach. Keith 'firkin. SPORTS DESK John Storni/ion, Kenneth Denning, Marian S11111.3., Walter Heron, atiaittant editor: Ben REPORTERS - Tonight - I men. Ray Mintier,. Waite Kortmeier, r reitiaine. Coral Kluge. Ititlein.Keith Bill Riairiek. Jun Cranford, I II vev, Charles McLean. Anello TOMMY TUCKER J. Williams (let Stank S.
I '111.1 IIr Features appearing on the editorial page of the Spartan Daily Irene, t the opinion of ROOSEVFL.T 60 cent., Rs writer. They nsake no claim Co represent audent or college opinion. Recreat,m, Admissio,, 227-233 South First 0 ftt ire lay Wallace Wins Sports Poll
ening at abdr, colorful Wl wink profess), Ray Wallace, rt "Wild" in the lona , Owen Brom. Id Howe 1 Lin rful and Bill dynamic Poytress, And acuity /RN1 sieN JOSE. ( .11.111 N, FR11)11 \PR11 10, 1917 ,f a straw vote McClatchey, lig ontue local Lead
t. in the Sea d the San Jou Frosh Trackers Win By DUNTYA WISHYANEW over such con. POYTRESS,MAC, RAY WALLACE wins the Sports Poll. ton Wood, loze The results may be a little bit obnoxious but nevertheless there Dr. Barry rur. they are . . . rabidly wild in every WILLIE V I E IN Wallace wins with one hundred and thirty-nine votes. 1 dynamic Koenig tore. Football Game How and why he got all the votes nobody knows. Maybe he's got h faculty but two the San Jose State laud sent lots'a friends or maybe he bribed the printer. ring in Webs. freshman track team clean- GABFEST TEST sege Why that gripingly awful Cake Eaters column of his should Lily, the This Afternoon stra up on San Jose and Sequoia have placed him on the top is more than we can understand. It's a y campus By GUESS WHO rep- tiyh schools in a trianuglar meet cinch that that, and annoy Caroline in the Publications' office is all IIliterary At three o'clock this afternoon . . . and furthermore Digrr, eirl yesterday afternoon at the on this he ever does do. Coach Bill Hubbird will run his same subject I think germ stadium. The final score that the stu- NO. TWO MAN three squads of grid men out on dents should be satisfied with a id 89 for the Spartans. 36 for But then we're only here to give you the results, and the results the San Carlos street turf to play school dance orchestra. Just think HE STUFF Is Jose high school. and 12 for you have . . . so here's number two man. out their annual three-way meet. of all the money it would save "Wild Bill" Poytress, the Adonis of the Campus, is second. Fifty The three captains, who wiU be and it would be just as good as per cent of the Gals named has recently Harvey Brooks, Don Presley and him as first choice. He's got "It", boys chosen just before the game will any that could be imported from let's were the double win- look him over some time. Never too old to learn. Anyhow, he tudent-is.Alwin tin Rouble draw to determine which two anywhere in the country. Why pushed up to within a point of the winner with 138 ?ef for the San Jose team, Brooks votes. Ya' did his office. "9 squads will open the game. The spend 1000 dollars when a school right fine Bill. mg the 100 and 220, Presley learn first two teams will play for orchestra can be obtained for a lot 850 The third place winner is Sarah McClatchey. She and Bill . . . ion the high hurdles and shot put twenty minutes after which time or a tittle more? Answer me that campus romance . . . make it a pair in practice." tge Rouble was victorious in the second and third places. the losing team will leave the field. if you will." SARAH and 440. Team number three will then play And with that two-hour speech When Sarah was informed of Vasconcellos sailed out in other's shoulders to keep the 'rat- Ed the first winners for another tucked away under his belt the her placing third behind her Billee, of ter straight. We checked the scars broad jump to a distance twenty minutes. Regardless of the right honorable Dr. T. W. Mac- she riled for a moment and actual- we are sure Wallace won. A feet inch for one of the second period team, number three Quarrie sat down to blow and wipe ly forgot her Kentuck manners. We had to put all five of the rest marks of the day. will remain on the field to play the sweat from his sconce. "How does the snipe get that Continental Bros. down for ninth The onlyflrst place that the Sper- the first losers. BLABBER POYTRESS way?" she bellowed. "Never a place. All of the votes that Came ms did not win was the half Remember the time 3 o'clock for The next contestant in this great gentleman! Pushing himself on in in were marked Homo. We think te,e which was taken by Lindsay the first Spartan football of the contest to determine the gabfest front of a lady like that, and after he was the one on the top (re - San Jose high school year. champion of Washington Square my making him what he is today, merver the picture?) The expose is Dr. William Poytress. As Dr. too, tsk, tsk." will 'take place tonight at the Rev- Poytress mounts the speakers' plat- Or. Jaysee Elder is riding com- elries. Let's go there before we Undefeated Courtmen Take U. S. F.; form the social science majors rise fortably in fourth place. Those of go to Carol's. to a man let out one of the wildest you who saw Jay flash to the BRIBE EH? Championship Match Tomorrow rounds of applause that has ever finish yards ahead of the field in Captain Glenn DuBose gets tenth been heard. the 100 yard dash against dark place. Why? Well, you'd put him Poytress is on the rostrum and man Minssen in the outstanding there too. Can you imagine the Winning six matches out 01 rune. John Lang, 7-9, 6-4, 6-3. going strung but the interest seems time of nine flat last Saturday, slug only gave me twenty bucks *tea varsity racquet swingers 2. Tom Clecak def. Ed. Harper, to have waned after the first day will realize why this plucky little to put him in first place. Cheap eterday defeated the University 3-6, 6-4, 6-4. of talk. Poytress is interrupted trackster was rated as one of our is right. 1 San Francisco on the San Jose 3. George "Chutch" Rotholtz and asked how many more days most outstanding athletes. "For that, Pop, you'll get tenth .^.18 club courts for an even 6-4, 6-3. def. Frank Revere, his speech will take. He answers DARK HORSE place and like it. Twenty bucks, rum straight victories and an 4. Bill Herbert def. Harold Kib- that he is planning to finish on why . . . Mefeated record. The man in the Green Hat Christmas eve. Without further And then as an after thought we by, 6-3, 6-4. pulled a "dark horse- on us. The Tomorrow the playoff for the ado one of the two yeggmen put Jim Bailey in last place. Be- George Kifer def, Harry Woehl, Editor told us he wasn't running ramplonship of the Northern Cali- employed for the occasion steps cause after all what would a list fornia 8-6,3.6,9-7. his brain child but in the last Intercollegiate Tennis con- up and neatly taps Poytress on of Spartan celebrities be without imbue 6. Frank "Fat" Olson def. Ed minute he evidently changed his will he held with USF at the skull and the attendants carry the name of Bailey? S Eapello, 6-0. 1-6, 6-4. mind and pushed his entry easily Palace of Fine Arts courts in I him away. With pleasure, Jimmy boy, with into fifth place. Must be politics. 'Si Francisco. The Spartans are Doubles: 1. Rotholtz and Brown "WILLIE" pleasure . . . eleventh place . . . teed to take the over def. Lang and Rovere, 7-5, 2-6, 6-3. But we really were sorry to league title The final speaker on this out- it's all yours. Ii Dons who have been thrice 2. Harper and Egling def. Clecak see him push Coral Kluge into de - standing program of the year (It (Note: If anyone comes into the reed this season and Eapello, 6-2, 6-4. sixth place. Yes seri, believe it takes a year to listen to the three office looking for the writer of this SUMMARY 3. Herbert and Woehl def. Olson or not, Coral almost took fifth. contestants) is Willie the Cop article, remember we don't know Wales: 1. Warner, 6-2, 6-2. But then sixth place is pretty good Forrest Brown def. and WIlbertfer, chief holder downer of him, we didn't have a thing to do - in itself (only sixth, guess because the police stronghold with much with it and i think after turning Santa Clara didn't vote.) Coral is pomp and words mounts to the something like this in he won't holding open house, receiving or- determined to capture top be back anyway.) ONE'S RAll AN D THE OTHER stand chids and congrats at . . no use homers. my telling you, you know anyway. 411 "Willie" Rambles on for many ISN'T EITHER See you there about eight. SO GOOD hours giving everyone the some In seventh place we have Vivien of the "angles" and "this is con- Wood. We anticipated that- "What fidential" and "come around when has she got that I ain't" stuff. Spartan Golfers Phelps Shoots I get my thesis finished" that And so agreeing entirely with Vi. have made him famous and pulled ght we put here in seventh place our- him into the finals of this con- Lose U.S.F. Match 58, So They Say selves. test of contests. SerS 13 HOGRa We didn't bother to ask either SPA:tan golfmen lost a heart- Jack Phelps, San Jose State No. Finally after much pounding of one of them as to the sports they meaker yesterday to the U.S.F. 1 golf man, last night shot a 58 and shuffling of papers, "Wil- excel In. But then in matters like TWO" Nt learn in of the better local golf fists the NCIA champion- on one these that's not important any- to lie" who has talked the clock 11111match on the Stanford course courses. Phelps, in a statement around for nigh on to 13 times how. We'll take them just RS they 'tea the Dons the press, announced himself eak IL.11 took the tourney are. and disgusted with now falls back in a faint upon 311 to win the association's being completely '41e. the ground. Me. 0.K.? to his game and ready to hang up is mill- You. O.K.! Tte Bay The committee of judges city team won virtually his clubs. Me. O.K. a one ing on the stage now as the mil- putt margin when, with The world famous golf star, WALLACE AGAIN the lions of students that have camped match even. Ralston of the Bones, who had witnessed in Bobby great field for the contest The Wallace influence creeps the a- 3,no sunk in the an "unsinkable" put a great portion of Phelp's round again at eighth place with Kalil- 41 the for the whole two weeks begins 18th green to tie Up the was optimistic about last night, the victor of the kak-Juke edging out the Contin- t 11(liainent speculating as to New Condenser in favor of the Uni- the State golf star's future as ental Bros by 3../4 of a point. s 4(111ty great oration. of San Francisco. Bones, "With a little Model golfer. Said There is a moment of tenseness Jukee tells us that the only With 1.1.8.F. the might be 5 NCIA title- more practice. Phelps Dr. "Elm" Mosher reason he entered the contest was !Idols. as head judge $12.50 San Jose State is second, make something out of able to steps above the crowd knocking so that .the spectators could dis- I VarV's third, and Santa Clara 'sot his game." his head against the wall in an tingulsh between Ray and him- HUb Tsk, tsk, said Coach Bill &tempt to gain a little order. Fi- self. Like twins, you know. The keClashan and WOLFF,S Devote of U.S.F. informed of Phelp's only time you can tell them apart "oll over bard when nally he starts to speak: "Ladies 'Tor Titter Pictures Phelps and H e r it of to schedule next S ale round, I guess I'll have and Gentlemen, we have at last is when they are standing A MAIN /N SAh JOSE 3-0; Griffiths and Gowan some matches with the Hester a decision. The witiretr to each other. trtS.F. lost arrived at o. FIRST ST. to Parton and Mar- s grammar school golf team. is well, folks there ain't any, the For their own Information, Juke near San Fernando W State 3-0; Ralston and Whit- draw. and Ray bit their initials In each 01 contest is a U.S.F. won over Hickey and Hornlein of State 21,12. FRIDAY, APRIL 10, 10.17 PAGE POUR SPARTAN DAILY, Campus tuts Loose' SAN JOSE Today's The Dav! Revelries Satire Sparta's Carnival To Hold Spotlight To Begin At Noon For Three Hours 1 Spardi Gras Contests, Annual Gag Parade To Students Ready Offer 14 Original For Onslaught
Hit Numbers beiWi,l3t h5 ctohnec e sr sl ni DOPE 9 iol if the ? HERE'S THE bethrown": The Spartan Revelries, annual wide open and a mob of nearly parade of all -campus San Jose 12 NOON Spardi Gras Opens 3000 San Jose State college Btu- State college talent, steals the en- dents will pour into the Spartan tertainment spotlight tomorrow 1 TO 3 Contests: Beard, Pie, Banana, Costume quad for the yearly Spardi Gras 7 o'clock when Jim evening at 3 TO 3:30 Frosh-Soph Tug-o-War San Carlos Turf festival and celebration, Bailey displays his three-hour 1937 4:30 Football Game San Carlos Turf Contests galore pie, banane. satire on college life in the Morris 3:30 TO cinderella, beard, and costume, Dailey auditorium. 4:30 Free Feed Back Quad Student Body Cards Must Be Presented will all' shout for the greatest Planned to represent a typical 5 O’CLOCK Concessions Close student interest and attention. student's four years of college Dailey Auditorium Doors Open At 6:30 Sappho society will provide life, from the industrious fresh- 7 TO 10 Spartan Revelries Morris "Taxi Dancing" from one until man to the "wised-up" senior, Gras Dance Men’s Gymnasium 10 P.M. Spardi four and many eating stands will the Revelries will be full of gags, fill the air with aromas. skits, original songs, and orche- REGULATIONS RULES AND At four o'clock the freshmen strations by Frank Bettencourt. PRIZES FOR ALL CONCESSIONS will be CAN COLLECT money at the concessions, and and sophomores will grunt and With no less than 14 original boxes will be counted. in the handed out from the Spartan Knight room be- no half tickets in the sealed groan tog -o -war contest to
songs written for the performance, The sealed boxes will be given out at 12 noon be held on the San Carlos turf, arrangements for tween the hours of 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. and again and with the at the concessions by Bob Free. They MUST BE As a special feature, radio Bill Thur. from 11 them by Jack Green and until 5 p.m. Closed from 5 to 6 TURNED BACK at the main ticket booths at station KQW will broadcast from include the fol- low, entertainers but open again from 6 to 7 and a half hour after 5 sharp. Each organization SHOULD HAVE a the scene of the frivilous mob Melzer. Ziegler, lowing: Bailey, the Revelries for prizes to be returned. NO representative in Mr. Thomas' office Saturday between one and one thirty with Brooks, Randle. Green, Watson, PRIZES can be returned after those hours. morning. If not there, Bob Free, Jack Gruber, Harold Randle officiating at the Gifford, Harbaugh, Wal- Boucke, Tickets, at 5 cents each, must be purchased Wilbur Korsmeier, and Mr. Thomas will open the mike. Carlock, Sheliar, Ferguson, lace, at the ticket booths in the quad. No organization sealed boxes and count tickets. "This Spardi Gras will make Bouret, Pieri, Harsha, Conoley, school history as the most out-
Lindgren, Berg, and Johnson. Tickets for the Revelries will also be on during the day, they will be sold at the standing carnival day in the his- sale in the quad booths at 35 cents. Only door. No one will be admitted to the show tory of the school," stated Chair. ROTC ADVOCATE man Jack Gruber- 1300 are to be sold, and if not sold out without a ticket. SPEAKS AT PEACE HIKE CLUB PLANS FOLLOW-UP MEET Spardi Gras Hop Open To Stags TO VISIT SUMMIT Advocating the ROTC as col- lege military training, Major Jo- 1OF MT. UMUNHUM seph Pritchard, of the Reserve Pre-Legal Club Meets MEN'S GYM SCENE Hale Essay Contest Mt. Umunhum will be the destin- Military Corps, spoke at a follow- Monday; Al Ruffo OF ANNUAL POST Closes Tomorrow ation of the Hiking Club Sunday. up to the peace demonstration REVELRIES DANCE when it leaves Seventh and San yesterday. Will Speak Noon - Antonio streets at 9:00 a.m. "ROTC training does not make Members of the pre-legal club Offering a suitable climax to the The 0. A. Hale Awards contest, The trip will take the group to militarists of students, nor does it will be addressed by Coach Albert Spardi Gras will be the no-costume offering prizes totaling $225 for Alma in the Santa Cruz Moun- campaign against peace," the J. Ruffo, lawyer and former fresh- dance which will be held in the the best essays on "Spirit, the In- tains, where the trail leads seven speaker stated. "It is desirable man football coach who Is now men's gymnasium following the finite and Only Reality", closes miles to the 3,442 foot summit, the for the purpose of developing assistant varsity coach at the Uni- Revelries. Dancing will be from tomorrow, Saturday, at noon. highest peak in the Sierra Azul trained men in case of war, so versity of Santa Clara at their 10 until 1, and stags will be ad- Essay should be from 2,000 to range. that the army will not have to de- meeting Monday at 12:30 in Rm. 11. mitted. 5,000 words in length and should Those who have cars are asked pend entirely on 'ninety-day won- Coach Ruffo will speak on "The Music will be furnished by the be typed double spaced. to bring them. Twenty cents will ders'." Law School and the Young Law- Stanford Cavaliers. Surprise con- be the cost of transportation for Another meeting will be held yer". tests and numbers will be included those who are without ears. next week, and at that time a All club members are urged to in the evening's entertainment. Water can be found on the trail. speaker will be heard with the have their pictures taken for La Official Notices 1 Punch will be served under the Hikers are asked to thing their opposite argument on the proposed Torre at 12:30; so it is necessary direction of Social Affairs head, NYA own lunches. compulsory ROTC training in all that all members be prompt. All checks are in Miss Stev- Frances Cuenin. State colleges, men must wear neckties. enson's office. Admission will be free to stu- NOTICE camera dent body members, but non-stu- All "Village Maidens" be ready LOST: Brownie 2a dent body to DM members will be charged to go in the water Monday at 5. Thursday. Please return GYPSY 30 cents if accompanied by a mem- and Found in YWCA. ROSE'S TERRIBLY ANGRY All "Village Men" be ready to go ber. 0, GOODNESS GRACIOUS In the water at 5:30. Please pass Marion Cilker is in charge of the word along. Practice will end decorations. at 7 or ---LORE ABOUT THAT EDITOR'S 7:15. Please be prompt. GLAMOUR LETTER --Gail Tucker. lilfe can never he lived to its fullest until a woman knows the Editor: Sure, I'm a politician .. hadn't -- - poise born of her own inner Listen, Sou Puss, just because ! you heard Notices 1 Kappa Delta Pi meeting to nom- . . it's election time Official knowledge that she is at her best y mate officers y ou got shoved out of the first . . I haven't quite decided which will be Monday at So let us begin now to cultivate into the third bald-headed row Is office I'll run for, but it'll either ALL college offices will be closed 12:00 noon in Room 157 Beauty. We all need the saving the best no reason why you should sling be student body president or from 12 on today. trace of make-up even of skins without rouge, without mud at such high brow literary skirt length censor . . . when T. W. MacQuarrie. poudre, look undressed, bare and stuff as I have been writing for I smile sweetly at you during Eat Your Lunch expressionless. intelli- your half -masted sheet . . . the next few days kindly ac- All W.A.A. council members It is both logical and The next time you ask knowledge look in co-op boxes immediately. gent for a woman needing nor' me to same . . it won't - with - turn ; ectIve cremes and lotions to write a letter to you . . . you last long. . Everyone must be at meeting on to a professional Beautician, can go jump in your stinky ink I feel 'Monday, May 3, at skin hurt at your comparison 12:15. whose business it is to ittlOW
. .as if I wanted to wear out of the Daily office and our re- Mary Willaon. Spartan Spears textures and how to improve on her my new manicures running hearsals In terms of craziness . . them. You can depend sincere understanding and help- those foul typewriters in your I had thought that nothing could The last day for payment of the ful advice. Mrs. Hunter at so-called office . be crazier than our nightly course fees has been extended at 14 work- to HOT DOGS loc Venetian Studio of Beauty has So you haven't seen me in the outs . . . I am sure, Sour Editor, Tuesday. May 4. After May 4 a East San Fernando street of the line, huh? ... don't think I'm real- that you could never attain such late fee of $1 will be charged. No made an intensive study In the conditions. She ly there . . . well, then lay off heights of craziness ... you lack, exceptions can be made. Quad skin and of skin is always ready to girl' exPert calling me Gypsy Rose when you Sir, that certain definite touch . - skin . advice on your individual meet me . . . you've given away that lin charge hysterical cackle . . that alr All organization heads: Please ' problems. She makes consul. my identity to half of the school of abandon ... that harried, sleepy place in box T in co-op your or ina skin analysis and already .. excepting Jimmy Welch, expression mixed with a wild glare ganization name, number of ac - Tonight - at ion. who for some reason. I have heard, . . . you ARE smart . . . tive members, year founded, and fUCKER doesn't like me . . . and If I wear Razzingly yours, president. They must be in by 't rTOMMY ROOSEVELT a beard it's so you won't know Gypsy Rose o'clock Monday. 60 cents Recreation center Admission (14th from the end). - Grace Thompson