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ANDREW OFORI dangers posed by smoking. The further smoking restrictions; resi- meeting raised a number of issues, dents are fee-paying adults, many A campaign to exile smokers from with significant support for the ban of whom are likely to object. There their own rooms failed to achieve coming from Dr Margaret is also the potentially nightmarish its objectives at a meeting of a Goodgame, college tutor. She high- task of suitably disciplining those Rector's committee on lighted the plight of asthma suffer- who breach any new regulations. Wednesday. ers who now make up one in ten of The committee decided to make A group of Wardens and Sub- the population. Cigarette smoke the newly refurbished Southwell Wardens submitted a proposal to often aggravates the condition and Hall non-smoking next year to add review the college's policy on she emphasised it was important to the already smoking-free Weeks smoking in halls. Consisting of sev- to take into account the comfort of Hall as a trial run. eral options, the most drastic all residents. Other factors sup- All plans are currently at a suggested a blanket ban on porting the ban, such as reduced developmental stage and Dr smoking in all residences. These insurance fees, form part of an Richard Murphy, Chair of the Sub- plans come soon after recent ongoing investigation into the war- Wardens committee, felt the mat- Health and Safety Committee dens' proposals. A current court ter should be resolved by "a college action banning smoking in the JCR case involving an employee suing wide consensus". He was deter- [Felix 1109]. her employers for damages after mined to allay the fears of smokers, Currently smoking is prohibited her health was ruined by the explaining the proposals were "not in the halls' social areas but under smoke-filled environment in which intended to be a Draconian mea- the wardens' proposal smokers she was forced to work, could also sure" and any permanent regula- would no longer be permitted to be a consideration. tions would be the result of exten- seek refuge in their rooms. The The committee chose to main- sive consultation. measures are a manifestation of tain the current policy, reflecting the college's recognition of the the convincing arguments against

Indonesia in Turmoil: Students Shot

ED SEXTON reports a scuffle then broke out street. The police chased the stu- between a plain-clothed policeman dents back onto the campus, This week Indonesia has wit- and some students, which led to where the worst injuries occurred, nessed unrest and rioting that police charging the retreating as snipers fired into the campus has left six students dead and from a nearby overpass. All major several hundred injured. entrances to the university were The shootings occurred during blocked by police with troop lor- a protest on Tuesday at Trisakti ries. The six dead and over sixty University, a private college of injured were taken to Sumber The 29,000 elite students in Jukarta. Waras Hospital, but as night fell Students' An estimated 5,000 students left many students were still unac- their campus around noon, aiming counted for. Jakarta's police chief, Newspaper to march to the Mayor's office with Major General Hamani Nata, at Imperial a petition demanding the resigna- claimed that the police had only tion of President Suharto. The been issued with blank and rubber College demonstration was peaceful, but rounds, and has launched an inves- was blocked by police on the air- tigation. port road to Jakarta outside the The violence, however, has university campus. Reinforcements continued. During the memorial quickly arrived, including British- Issue service at the university on made armoured Tactica cars with 1115 Wednesday, a riot broke out which water cannons, but the atmosphere resulted in thousands battling with was initially good humoured. After Dictator Suharto: Not a nice man. 1 5 May a brief shower of rain the crowd police and reportedly left one pro- 1 998 began to thin out, and the protest- crowd with clubs. Tear gas, rubber tester dead. Troops were lowered ers started to retreat in the late and live bullets were used, leaving by helicopter onto university build- afternoon. According to various many students bleeding on the con tinued on page two NEWS 5 May 1998 White Star to News in Brief... become Black Hole? SUMMER BALL UNIVERSE '98 JONATHAN TROUT onds. They are a possible signal for the birth of a black hole. NASA SOLD OUT Dance music fans have been left Australian announced that in confusion this month following astronomers may the GRB 971214 All of the 1 150 tickets for the the cancellation of Universe98, be witnessing observed in summer ball have been sold this Universe's outdoor music festival something that has December 1997 week as students flocked to beat scheduled for 23/24 May. The never been seen was the "most the deadline. Sales peaked at over exact reason for cancellation is before; the birth of powerful explosion two hundred places per day on unclear, but could be due to poor a black hole from since the Big Tuesday this week as the organis- ticket sales. Universe have also the collapsing core Bang", but this lat- ers held an emergency meeting to recently been involved in a legal of a super-massive est event, GRB try to increase capacity. "We dispute with the Mean Fiddler star. 980425, could end never expected to sell this many Organisation, who co-promoted A spectacular up to be even more [tickets]", student organiser Will previous years' festivals. The dis- fireball in the nearby Galaxy ESO 184-82 is the powerful. It is Smith told Felix, "there's been a pute centred around ownership of ESO 184-82 galaxy is "smudge" at the centre of almost certain that massive demand - it's great." the 'Tribal Gathering' name for- being studied at the the picture; the bright spot the creation of the Capacity is officially set at 2000, merly used for the festival, and Mount Stromlo in the galaxy is the super- black hole and the but the addition of dodgems and has now been settled by an out of Observatory near nova of a star approxi- sight of the super- a laser quest and limiting seating court payment by Universe. Canberra, after an mately 100 times more nova are manifes- to ten per table has brought the Universe sources seem to be Italian / Dutch owned massive than our sun. tations of the same total down. confident that the festival will take satellite picked up an Photo: Dr Mike Begam event, and what The committee were also able place later in the year, although it enigmatic 'gamma- makes it so special to confirm the attendance of may be smaller than the original ray burster1 - an enormous blast of is that the explosion is a 'mere' 100 Johnny Ball as an after-dinner two day event and could be held gamma rays that appear at random million light years away, allowing speaker. indoors. Universe has been slow and usually last for only a few sec- unprecedented study access. in producing information concern- ing the cancellation and ticket refunds, but any updates will be reported first by radio 1. LS Editor Resigns More information can be found at www.universe.co.uk or JEREMY THOMSON President for Finance and Services by ringing 0839 444572. at ULU, claimed that Handelaar The editor of London Student - was "very late with invoicing, which the cross-campus newspaper was why the situation got so bad DEATHS IN INDONESIA produced by the University of so quickly." London Student's edi- London Union - has resigned tor elect, Tom Belton, also claimed from front page President Suharto, aged 76 and under considerable financial that John had "ballsed up" the in bad health, has been in power pressure. advertising and left the newspaper ings in an attempt to stop the since 1966 and has been praised John Handelaar, who had been with just 97p in the bank. uprising, but failed to prevent a for Indonesia's economic growth on unpaid leave for over a month, The reasons for John's absence truck and petrol station from being until the crisis of last year. received a letter from the ULU are not clear. Jo Paice claimed to set on fire. Thousands more Recently, however, he has attract- council GMC, stating that unless he "have no idea" why he was away, clashed with police in another ed criticism from both inside his could prove otherwise, London though conceded that they could Indonesian city, Yogyakarta, as a own country and abroad for failing Student was broke and his wages have missed each other. However wave of anger against the police to deliver reforms promised to the would be stopped. He responded Tom Belton, attempting to visit last action and President Suharto swept Indonesian people. The president shortly before the deadline given in week, found "the lights off and a the country. has said there will be no political the GMC ultimatum, tendering his padlock on the door." The protests have been a regu- reforms before 2003, which has resignation. It is highly unlikely that any lar occurrence in Indonesia over further incited opposition groups, London Student's financial more issues of the paper will be the last three months, following the including many retired military and problems were seeded at the published this year. The most collapse of the rupiah and the eco- political figures. beginning of the year, when recent copy is dated 20 March and nomic decline of South-East Asia Indonesia, with a population of Handelaar failed to secure a con- is available only on the web site as over the last year. This is, howev- 200 million, is the fourth largest tract with an advertising agency to printing was blocked by ULU due to er, the first time that lethal force nation in the world, and an impor- guarantee revenue for the newspa- the cost. However, John Handelaar has been against the protests. On tant member of the new G-15 per. Coupled with an ambitious has apparently offered to 'help out' previous occasions the govern- group of emerging nations. During new weekly full-colour format, this with any further attempts to pub- ment has tolerated campus the protests of the last week caused serious cash flow prob- lish the London Student, and with demonstrations, but has refused to President Suharto has been at the lems. By the spring term, a con- the annual ULU handbook, the allow them onto the streets. Earlier G-15 summit in Egypt: These lat- tract had been signed with agents ESG. In reality, this job may well be on Tuesday an opposition trade est protests and the manner in Marot & Co, but failed to bring in undertaken by Rob Clark, ICU's union marched to the International which they were handled can only as much revenue as hoped. The Deputy President (Finance and Monetary Fund offices to demand strengthen opposition calls for him problem was worsened by the edi- Services), elected to replace Jo that the $43 billion bail-out to stand down and increase pres- tor's failure to invoice customers, Paice next academic year. planned for Indonesia is delayed sure on the international communi- eventually leading to bankruptcy John Handelaar is twenty-two. until President Suharto commits to ty to take a tough stance with the for the publication. Jo Paice, Vice economic and political reforms. aging dictator. 5 May 1998 NEWS More on Jeffery Archer

DAVID ROBERTS including what he described as a "Cedric Brown greedy bastard rate". Instead, a more 'Blairite' Despite a turnout representing only a third of candidate is anticipated, with Chris Smith registered electors, a massive majority (Culture Secretary) and Frank Dobson (Health endorsed the creation of an elected mayor for Secretary) the current favourites. London in last Thursday's referendum. Importantly, both 'Red' Ken and 'Gobshite' Londoners voted three-to-one in favour of Archer have refused to stand if they do not the Government's plans to introduce a city-wide receive their respective parties endorsements. authority, headed by a directly elected, Consequently, the search is on for an indepen- Presidential-style mayor. dent candidate, from outside the Commons This result, the outcome of which has been mainstream, who will bring both fresh-air and almost certain since the Government's plans for business acumen to the role. Richard Branson London government were announced in March, has been touted by many, and frequently tops now triggers off the official race for the title, the opinion polls, thanks to his combination of con- elections for which are likely to take place in the tinuing business success and man-of-the people summer of next year. However, in the months image. However, he is refusing to commit him- leading up to the referendum, the main con- Ken Livingstone, some time ago (left), and self, as he says he cannot divert himself from his tenders have already made themselves known. Jeffery Archer (right). Photo: Diana Harrison interests at present. Jeffery Archer (now Lord Archer of Western- In all likelihood, we will therefore see two Super-Mare) and Ken Livingstone have already roots. Mr Livingstone, however, faces a more very similar candidates standing, with very simi- thrown their hats into the ring, although both up-hill struggle. Although the former leader of lar manifesto commitments, only separated by will have to fight hard to win the backing of their the Greater London Council is undeniably popu- the colour of their rosettes. parties. lar with both the Labour membership and the The Tories have promised a 'one member electorate, his party's high-command is likely to one vote' selection process, with William Hague rule him out as a contender. They fear his social- refusing to endorse any of the likely candidates. ist policies could undo their 'New Labour' image This could well benefit Mr Archer, who has been shift, with Mr Livingstone already committing spending millions courting his party's grass- himself to swingeing taxes on fat cat directors,

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IC Suffers Worst Ever Letters to Felix... i News Drought BHALLA 0 ANDY HEEPS HITS WHINE, WHINGE COMMON 1 THE BARS Dear JT, NUS Conference decends in to Dear Felix, Are you really sooooo stuck for An Open Letter from the Tribalism I am writing in reply to Simon news that you have to comment on President of the Union to the Baker's column this week. He that fact in a boring article on the Council of the Union casually comments "The C&G front page? What about page 2, At its meeting on Tuesday this President hardly acquitted himself with the important news about week, the ICU Council mandated well this year...". I would like to cancer, why wasn't that front page me to report on the current posi- point out that there have been two - I'm sure most Felix readers know tion regarding the medical school presidents of C&GCU this year, at least one person who's died of it. bars. I copy it to Felix for the bene- Viveke Bhalla and Hamish And if there is no cure found with- fit of the wider membership. Common. Althought the above in the next 60 years or so, it's A question was asked at the comment probably does apply to almost certain that we're all gonna meeting about the Union's decision die of it (that or maybe heart dis- FELIX Viveke, Hamish has really started not to take direct control of the to improve the operation of ease). bars on August I 1998. Such a C&GCU since he took over. This is I'm no journalist, but I do know decision has not been made; a Issue 1115 not just my sentiment, Andy Heeps that one has to go out to get news, meeting of the Union Trading commented to the same effect at it doesn't just fall in your lap while Committee deferred the decision the last ICU Council meeting. you're lounging around, and one until such time as the sabbatical 15 May1998 Next year sees the centenery of more important moan perhaps jo team could investigate whether a City fx Guilds College Union. It is public could read this letter and more viable option (and by more www.su.lc.ac.uk/Fellx important that C&GCU is restored maybe s/he could LEARN TO viable, I mean more beneficial to to its former glory for next year, and WRITE PROPERLY and some punc- the membership who will use those Felix, Beit Quad, Prince Consort it is important that the members of tuation wouldnt go amiss either in bars) could be found. Together Road. London. SW7 2BB. C&GCU (all the students in the fact this is their biggest weakness with Katie Armstrong, Nick Carter Internal tel: 58072, fax: 48072. Management, Computing and engi- and breaking up paragraphs into and the Deputy Secretary of the External tel & fax: 0171 594 807 neering departments!) help Hamish sentances with one of these funny School of Medicine, I am investi- Urgent out-of-hours internal: and the Exec, to achieve this. little squiggles eg ,.'; would be nice gating whether an external compa- 48086, external: 0171 594 8086 The Annual General Meeting of too and perhaps getting an editor ny could achieve the aims of flexi- Email: [email protected] C&GCU will be held on Tuesday to read through the work after- bility and low prices demanded by 19th May at 6pm in the Union wards to check that it actually such outlets. One company has Felix is produced for and on behalf Dining Hall. Please attend the makes sense a rarity for jo i know shown an interest in tendering such of Imperial College Union AGM and see how well Hamish is Yours sincerely, a bid. Publication Board. doing in turning round C&GCU. D Clarke, Phys I However, the decision has not There are positions still available yet been taken by the Union, and Felix is a registered newspaper with C&GCU, so please give up Apologies to Dan and everyone we still have first refusal on any ISSN 1040 - 071 I some of your time to help us. We else for the shoddy news section proposals. Whatever the outcome, would also appreciate suggestions last week - it really wasn't good the Trading Committee shall report Copyright © Felix 1998. Photo- at the AGM for centenery events enough. to Council at the next convenient graphic copyrights remain with for next year. However, a few points in your opportunity. photographers. Regards letter are unfair. We put a lot of Yours faithfully John Quantrell, HJT effort into searching for stories, Andrew Heeps, ICU President Printed at the Imperial College City & Guilds Union and I held the front page far Union Print Unit, Belt Quad, longer than usual to include any Prince Consort Road, London, last minute news. Sadly none SEPARATED AT SW7 2BB. Tel: 0171 594 8071. TURN YOUR vaporised (although if you or any- Email: [email protected]. one else knows of any, please BIRTH? RADIATOR OFF, SI give us a call). As for lounging Credits: around, I spend 29 and a half Editor: Jeremy Thomson Dear Felix, hours at work on Tuesday and News Editor: Ed Sexton. It is amzing that in this spate of Wednesday alone, including five Photographic Editor: sunny weather and with the arrival at St Mary's trying to find a good Thomas Deltombes of the summer months, the heating story. Music Editors: is still full on in Southside halls. As for your gripes over Jo Jason Ramanathan and Alok }ha Perhaps it is of some consola- Public's writing style, I'm willing Film Editor: David Roberts tion to the conference office that to wager that there's more errors Doug Trainer Andy Heeps Arts Editor: Julia Harries they are only as efficient as the in your short letter than in last Features Editor: Jon Trout halls they run. week's entire clubs section. Ed. Dear Felix, Literary Editor: William Lorenz Yours, Has anybody noticed the Sports Editor: Jake Thome Simon Cooper. uncanny similarity between the Games Editor: Mark Baker spiritual and visionary leader of Delivery last issue: Jon Trout and Deadline for letters is 6pm Tuesday. Letters may be edited for Imperial College Union, and Andy Ali "you said bell" Campbell length, but will not be altered or corrected in any other way. Heeps? I think we should be told. Letters may be signed or anonymous, but please show your swipe Yours, Everybody. card when submitting them. 15 May 1998 MORE LETTERS, NOTICES AND EDITORIAL

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Dear Jeremy, ARCHER FAN Editorial Having written for Felix, and having read you magazine's recent Dear Felix CONGRATULATIONS DEMONSTRATORS articles, I feel compelled to write In responce to last issue's let- an open letter and what has ter about Jeffery Archer, I would to the organisers of the Summer Once in a while, something hap- recently emerged as an important just like to add that his books are Ball, who have not only thought up pens somewhere in the world that issue. utter drivel. Thank you so much for and initiated the event from scratch, makes you realise - for a few It's as contraversial as the your time. but have now managed to sell all moments - just how petty and legalisation of cannabis. It's as Jacob Thorne, Physics III. 1 150 tickets weeks before the insignificant your own concerns insidious as the accommodation event. Perhaps IC students aren't so are. Brought real and close by office problems. It's as infuriating apathetic after all - you just need to newspapers and television, such as the pro-government sympathy Applications are invited for the know how to rattle our cage. events always have a surreal, at the NUS. So let's nail this sub- position of detached aspect because it is ject right here, right now, and see unimaginable that they would hap- that it never rears its ugly head on COMMISERATIONS pen here - the brain just can't quite your pages ever again. SUBWARDEN make the connection between "It's" is a shorterned form of to all those gullible enough to fall 'your' world and theirs'. "It is". "Its" is a possessive, like for our April Fool story at the end of The rioting and massacres cur- "his" or "her" but for impersonal last term (Felix Editor Arrested in rently taking place in Indonesia is objects (see last paragraph for WEEKS HALL, Drugs Scandal, if you still haven't just such an event [see front page]. example of usage). PRINCES GARDENS guessed). We thought that we had How pathetic it makes us look with "Its'" is just plain wrong. made absurd enough for anyone to our moaning over tuition fees, So will you and your subeditors Applications are encouraged from realise it was a hoax before reach- smoking bans and the NUS. Fellow please stop defying the rules of all members of Imperial College ing the second paragraph. But no. students in Indonesia moaned, grammar as if they were nothing with at least 18 months before the Hundreds of copies of issue 1111 quite rightly, about their President, more than No Smoking signs in the completion of their course. were handed to security by well- and were shot dead. Yet in a few jCR? Making basic grammatical meaning if rather pathetic students week's time we will forget, and it'll errors like this makes Felix look Application forms (with further and staff. You are not alone - The be economic union, hot weather undignified and embarrassing (I information) are available from the Times Higher and the West and Tony Blair in the news once don't know if that's spelt correctly) Accommodation Office, 15 Princes Brompton Police Station also, more. Out of sight, out of mind. and it makes you and your staff Gardens, or from the Warden, Dr. incredibly, believed us. Have a nice weekend. look like, well, a bunch of amateur Leo Donnelly, to whom they should students. Er, look, hang on a sec- be returned before 31st May. ond, oh, never mind... THE FOOTBM.1 OCCASION OF THE YEAR Andy Sinharay, Aero III lpm - Southside Girls v Union Girls 2pm - Southside men's v Union men's Come and watch your barstaf f play the beautiful game in a way never before seen. r Hyde Park, this Sunday. Meet Southside, 12.30pm

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Second only to moaning some of the properties, one is left a correlation between a student's It seems those cheeky Felix about the temerity of wondering why anyone bothers (or ability to study and the accommo- photographers have been making tutors who expect a little indeed does anyone bother?). As dation in which they live. a nuisance of themselves again. It graft, accommodation is the major Jeremy remarked last week, no Additionally, the provision of appears that one of them has been gripe of students. While my transi- attempt is made to vet the land- College-approved, decent private attempting to take a picture of the tion from poacher to gamekeeper lords, which is very puzzling. The accommodation would be a good Retail Catering Manager's door, has reduced my sympathy for the possible reasons for this are selling point for the College; much to the chagrin of Catering former, the dire state of cheap numerous. Does the College give a accommodation has always been supremo, John Foster. All very housing annoys me as much as the toss? Are the SAO staff incapable this place's Achilles' heal. The cur- strange. Why this door? Does this next man. My housing since leav- of such assess- rent situation office house Catering dark secrets? ing Linstead has always been less ments? Has it cannot be Is this where Michelin-starred than palatial, with the odd dodgy even occurred to allowed to con- chefs slave over the Linstead landlord, but throughout this time, anyone that this CD tinue, particular- menus? Or is it because Catering I have maintained the utmost may be a good ly in the light of spent £1 1 7.50 on the little sign on respect for the quality of the idea? Yet again, it the mergers. the door that announces the advice given by the Student displays the woe- CO Either the SAO office's owner? Frankly, ladies and Accommodation Office. This, of ful shortage of should wake up gentlemen, it's a mystery. course, is because I have never management C to its responsi- sought their advice. For the poor savvy that so crip- bilities and the Finally, this weekend sees the sods that have had occasion to ples our non-aca- opportunities to year's most important football fix- use this facility, the situation o demic activities. achieve them, or ture, on which the hopes and would appear less rosy. In recent It is painfully £ it should be dreams of millions rest. I refer, of months, the rate of complaints obvious, surely, heavily ratio- course, to the annual Southside vs about the SAO has been steadily that College is in in nalised so that it ICU Bar game. Heretical to the increasing, far more than I can a position to select and monitor deals only with College rooms, last, and in keeping with Felix's remember in previous years. The those that appear on its list, since with much of its role in allocating independence, my money is on long-running saga about staff atti- they are providing a supply of (rea- accommodation transferred to the Southside. Aside from the vastly tude seems to have subsided, sonably) reliable tenants with a Registry, where rooms could be superior post-match refreshment, though it is not clear if this has pretty much guaranteed income allocated alongside places. The the Prince's Gardens mob have a been resolved. The latest moan, stream for fixed periods of the College's aim to "improve students' good track record. That said, the concerning the standard of year. Supply and demand will social areas", trumpeted in this Union boys should not be underes- accommodation, is of much always ensure that landlords week's IC Distorter, would be a timated on the field of play. When greater importance. In this would have their pick of candi- sham if sleeping areas were it comes to boat racing, however... respect, the 'service' is a shambles. dates. Secondly, it does not take ignored. Having read the lists and seen the Dearing Committee to identify

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Meditation and Cigarettes

sion playing Resident Evil 2 (which, practice, experience of so-called make sure you start tomorrow). incidentally, is what I have been "higher states of consciousness" Buy a packet of your favourite doing today... ahem). Why? Well, (which, by the way, have a far more stinking cancer sticks (mild ones, there can be no doubt that socialis- salubrious and therapeutic effect preferably), and write upon each ing is regarded by many as the rai- than listening to Josh Wink at two one some event that has taken son d'etre, the spice that life has to hundred Watts). place in your life, or a significant offer; it is more enjoyable than Although this orgy of focused person in your life, or whatever you work, more fulfilling than solo pur- thought might be regarded as an feel like considering. Over the five suits, and more meaningful than extreme by some, practicing con- minutes or so it takes to smoke "forty-two". centration throughout everyday life each one, think hard about what is But is this the case? It is cer- can certainly be beneficial. One written on the fag, how it changed tainly a widely upheld belief in the exercise mentioned at the start of a your life, the good points, the bad West, where the cliche that is the book 1 once read on Zen meditative points. Mull it all over, and try to business world demands that we techniques suggests that a good draw conclusions from it that could behave in this manner. In the East, workout for the mind involves say- lead to self-improvement. Who Resident Evil two has been caus- though, where they seem to have ing to oneself, whenever a task is knows, you might end up a better ing Our Kid some problems with their psyches far more sorted, begun, that "This is the only thing person. Or you might end up dying his revision. Somewhere out there exists yoga, Buddhism, tran- worth doing". This was included in from lung cancer... perhaps this there is a cigarette with scendental meditation... You've the book merely as a method of wasn't such a good idea after all. Play Station written on it... tried it? Oh, you haven't? Stop preparing the mind before the stu- Right, I'm off for fifteen minutes moaning that your exams are not dent learns meditation properly, meditation; swimming though the eople who never go out are going right, then. but it will improve your concentra- ether until I am at total peace with P weird, aren't they? Society Pursuits such as transcendental tion even if you do not want to "go myself, my friends, and the world. states implicitly that it is far meditation have countless benefits; the whole hog". Or maybe I'm going to have one more healthy to be down the pub, I'm no expert, but regular practi- This leads me on to a little trick more go at brutally butchering that slugging down our tenth pint of tioners of meditation enjoy lower of self-contemplation of my own pesky, pixellated, playstation brain-cell killing, liver-rotting heart rates and blood pressure, devising (please, autographs later). zombie. Carling Premier, than sitting alone reduced stress, greater concentra- Unfortunately it involves smoking for six hours in front of the televi- tion and focus, and, after some cigarettes (so if you don't smoke, Ali Campbell 15 May 1998 COLUMNS

So, the sun is finally shining and the birds are First up, put the couscous in a sieve and Meanwhile crush and finely chop 2 cloves of tweeting which means it must be time to tempt rinse it under running water. This removes any garlic and a good handful of parsley. Mix this fate by writing up a few cool, refreshing num- loose flour and bits and pieces so the grain stay and some pepper into 4-5 tablespoons of olive bers. well separated and starts the wetting the cous- oil. Taboule is a couscous-based salad original- cous. Drain lightly and put the moistened cous- Rinse the aubergine slices thoroughly under ly from the Mediterranean basin. Couscous is a cous in a large bowl or pan. running water and pat them dry on a tablecloth. wheat based cereal product in the form of tiny Chop the tomatoes and cucumber into Finally, coat both sides with the flavoured oil little balls. It is easily available and has even small cubes and slice the spring onions. Add and place on a very hot barbecue. They should been over-processed by culinary scientists from these to the couscous along with the juice of need about I minute on both sides, long the greatest megalo-petro-chemico-alimentary the lemon, 4 or 5 tablespoons of olive oil, a enough to turn really brown but not charred. multinationals into a boil-in-the-bag form. large pinch of salt and some ground pepper. Luckily this sort of thing won't be necessary Finely chop the mint and parsley and stir If you want to make a whole meal out of it, here. them thoroughly into the salad. can I suggest barbecued sardines to accompa- The second item in this week's double bill is Now for the really cunning bit. Place the ny the last two items? Buy them fresh and grilled aubergine. These should now be a rea- salad in a plastic bag and put into the fridge whole for anything less £l/lb. Sardines have a sonable price (60p/lb) and make a beautiful overnight. The salt will make the tomatoes and very distinctive, lingering smell about them addition to any barbecue. cucumber bleed their juices, which will be which is why I'd say barbecuing is the only way absorbed by the grain until they have swelled to do them. As far as preparation goes all you Taboule completely and turned gorgeously moist and need to do is wash and dry them. Cor, isn't life *" 1 mug couscous succulent. hard! Grill them on a slightly cooler barbecue 1 lb tomatoes Finally garnish with some more mint and a than the aubergines until the skin starts to char *" 'A cucumber few olives and enjoy. and peel off. Eat with fingers and lots of paper 2-3 spring onions. serviettes/loo paper. 10 leaves of fresh mint Aubergine Crisps If you want to be extravagantly Mediterranean, some parsley Take one large aubergine and cut it into try finding and using the offcuts produced when olive oil slices about '/j cm thick. Lay these out on a vines are pruned as fuel in your barbecue. It 1 lemon plate, sprinkle generously with salt on both definitely adds a great flavour but I wish you sides and leave to bleed for about half an hour. luck! Antoine

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ALBUMS MASSIVE ATTACK Mezzanine **'/2

t has been about eight years ed. What strikes you first is how heavier more trying second half. (has it been that long?) since dark and shadowy Mezzanine is. It Dissolved Cirl rises to a distorted I the Bristol trip hop pioneers is a difficult listen and its harrowing guitar climax that would sound released their debut Blue Lines and oppressive-ness engulfs you espe- more at home on a Megadeath about half that since Protection. cially towards the second half as record, though this brief interlude Undoubtedly you already know you deliberate your way through it. returns to the haunting vocals of Liz Mezzanine went straight in to num- There is a clear distinction Fraser with a familiar trip hop back- ber one on the album charts and between the first and second half ing. Man Next Door and Croup you must have heard the sublime of the album. Angel begins the Four are the more accessible of the Teardrop graced by the vocals of record, staggering epic like on mor- second half. Cocteau Twins chanteuse Liz bid legs, awash with a throbbing It was a surprise to discover the Fraser. So should we believe the bass line and crunching guitars meaning of mezzanine on a pro- hype? Massive Attack have always turned up to full distortion. You are gram of Wipeout the other day but been known as pioneers and quite given some light relief when Rising the biggest surprise was the disap- rightly so, Blue Lines fresh after all Son rolls along with its familiar res- pointment of this album after hav- these years. Does Mezzanine push onance along with its nicked lyrics, ing been impressed by their previ- back musical frontiers (should we 'Where have all the flowers gone, ous efforts. El expect it to?) or has the reputation long time passing'. Next you are Jason of their former two albums coaxed whisked through Teardrop and people into giving it a listen as hap- Inertia Creeps onto Exchange pened to myself. where the mood is brightened con- This is initially the first mistake siderably with a more chilled out you can make. If you are expecting laid back-ness and a definite something similar to Protection or absence of grinding guitars. Here Blue Lines you will be disappoint- the first half ends and you enter the

GOMEZ THE DANDY WARHOLS

>/2 Bring It On The Dandy Warhols Come Down * * y2

fter their huge impact on the of the song. I would have thought ave you heard of the Dandy but this is NOT, repeat NOT indica- student radio chart with 78 that this will be their next single. Warhols? If you have, then tive of the album. Imagine Weezer A Stone Wobble, Gomez have The band quite often slow the H it's probably because of being merged with a little released this their debut album, songs down, becoming near their current single, Not If You Were Spiritualised and you're closer to which carries on from where their acoustic for a large portion of the The Last Junkie On Earth - a nice the essence of the songs. Most of single left off. Unusually the band album, allowing the singers to blend of surf/pop/rock/psychedelia the tracks have an almost drone- has two lead singers; one a show you just how good they are that sounds a bit like Weezer. like quality to them overlayed by Commitments styled voice, perfect and what power they're capable of. (Well, it does to me anyway.) If you very dreamy harmonies. for the blues with its gravelly tex- Free To Run the best of these haven't, then it's a shame because Where it does fail is in the fact ture and the other in contrast very tracks shows the blues side of the this album is a lesson to all the that Courtney Taylor has indulged soft in sound and these are used in band and you have to admit that retro-meisters out there that like to himself a little too much. But what tandem to perfection. They go their diversity is admirable. take the sixties and bring it, kicking else can you expect from an excit- through the songs interchanging For a debut album, it's every- and screaming, into the nineties. ing band? CI the singers to suit the mood of the thing that you want and shows Mainly the work of frontman Alok songs, which all hint at different originality and innovation that is and singer Courtney Taylor, this types of guitaring, ranging from now so rarely found. The easiest bunch of Americans have been Country to Mexican. way to generalise is that it is a stu- around for a while, its just that no- Reviews are given a mark out of Their lyrics give a lot of the dent album through and through, one over here really took any five as follows energy to album, about going down and definitely doesn't take itself notice. ...Come Down is their sec- to the Union, hanging out in too seriously. The singers are great, ond album to date. Their debut, Piccadilly or just plain trying to get the lyrics perfect and everything Dandys Rule OK came along in the TMS arrested which sum up life at the else just falls into place around midst of the grunge scene and was moment for the average student. them It's at a special low price for a misunderstood set of songs. The News Quiz You feel that their style is always a limited period, make use of it.CI Who wanted to listen to retro when allowed to flow throughout and Disco Stu Nirvana were expouning the latest The Archers that it was just written and record- in heavy guitars and screaming ed because they enjoy it. vocals? Their latest comes at a Desert Island Disks Get Myself Arrested, possibly time when people are getting back the best song on the album, encap- to the whole sixties thing. A few Money Box sulates the essence of the band. years after the death of grunge, the The great harmonies achieved, Dandys actually make sense. No Stars I'm Sorry, 1 Haven't where you're not sure who is the If you have just heard the sin- a Clue lead singer, as both voices are so gles, then you've been mislead. assured, combine with the bounce Sure, Every Day Could Be A Holiday of the rhythm and care- free-ness is a brilliantly psychedelic number, 15 May 1998 MUSIC

ALBUMS

THE UNBELIEVABLE TRUTH

Almost Here [QQ] t's quite shocking that are constructed with a base of closing, Be ready to go.' (Be Unbelievable Truth actually grab thought-provoking lyrics and sim Ready) I your attention and manage to ple yet rich acoustic tunes, only to This review may come across hold onto it. More often than not, go off in a direction of their own. as an exercise in hyperbole, but bands like this tend to drag on and Opener and current single. Solved Unbelievable Truth deserve all the become repetitively boring, leaving manages to convey the frustration credit they get. Almost Here is an you pondering where you left last of a given problem in a grand and entirely engaging and intimate week's Melody Maker. Almost epic manner. You're pulled in by affair. It's beautifully performed, Here is an inspirational debut the sweeping sympathetic vocals, intelligently crafted, gloriously release that guides you through the 'And it's all I've got and it's not inspirational, emotionally uplifting darkness and promises a light at enough.' The following track, and without parallel. Unbelievably the end of the tunnel. Named after Angel, builds and rises to the end special and that's the truth.H Hal Hartley's 1990 quirky, offbeat where it gloriously pulls all its ele Dennis cult picture, they transmit an inten ments together and the estranged sity of atmosphere that is hard not lyric, 'If you're gonna live your life to fall in love with. Andy Yorke like that, it's gonna let you down,' (brother of Thorn, if you didn't fights against the powerful strum know) has a strong voice which is ming and majestic strings. In fact, captivating, almost hypnotising. there are many climactic lyrics that Magical chords float in, through, are repeated at the end of a song, round and out of the gorgeously in order to leave a lasting impres soaring melodies. The fragile, care sion: 'Settle down, you never want fully balanced sound is unique and to see me drown.' (Settle Down); cosily familiar. 'Say what you want. Deliverance Right from the start, the songs can wait.' (Building) and the album

MONKEY MAFIA SIX BY SEVEN Shoot the Boss The Things We Make

ell after reviewing the other times all you can hear is the The band are the NME's current Mafia's last dreary single, stars twinkling in the inky blue night wunderkind, described by them as W Long As I Can See The sky. The twelve tracks on the album something along the lines of Light, I thought the title of the can be split into those based experimental post-punk power album was very appropriate. What around vocals and the instrumental rock, I'd describe them as some I expected was more of the same ones, even if they do tend to have thing completely different - fairly slow, dull tunes may-be with a few sampled vocals interweaved into non-descript, keyboard driven nice wizzy effects and uninspired their very fabric. The true vocal sonic soundscapes (with 'wibbly' female vocals. With an ungodly tracks tend to detract from Jon bits) which add more guitary bits fear of what I might have let myself Carter's magnificent ability to cob the more you go through the in for I put the CD in the player and ble together a corking tune. Work album. In fact, I might even chance pressed play. Mi Body is testament to this. The a comparison to a blander Pink The first track, Make jah Music version on the album is a scathing Floyd at times meaning a lot of is lyrically an ode to reggae and scratch mix courtesy of DJ Krash long (6 - 8 minute) songs mostly. It West Indian music, a theme con Slaughta with much of Patra's orig is quite pleasant at times and as tinued throughout the album, with inal lyrics removed but those that the tracks progress and you get heavy beats, sliding strings and still remain just annoy and drag the more input from the bass and gui every kind of electro noise spring feeling of the tune down. The tars the album certainly improves ing out at you. Not bad but at over instrumental tracks tend to be with the subtle build up of 'motion'. seven minutes long a bit taxing. small excursions of their own. The This gradual evolution of the album Make jah Music sweeps seamless Whore of Babylon starts off with a gives the impression of a concept ly into Blow the Whole joint Up. slow introduction into Arabic tribal album of sorts and this makes for This is on another level altogether, beats and builds relentlessly during good background music, being a distant male voice asks all and its eight and a half minute play time rather passive on the whole. Arr yoi gaat ah loit, boy? Arr yoi sundry if they are 'ready' in typical into a hectic crashing drum n' bass There's no teal instant hook to the gaat a loooit? jungle MC style and then it lands number. album and the gradual build-up to on you like a 4001b jerry Springer Shoot the Boss is a brilliant the climax is too gradual - more guest, the phattest electro beats album, fused images of the climbing a small hill than a moun this side of the Chemical Brothers. Prodigy, Daft Punk and the tain. The best indication is probably Awesome. Chemical Brothers all come togeth to listen to the latest single, Shoot the Boss is a fluid, flow er under one stoned, Jamaican Candlelight, which is fairly good and ing landscape. At some points you influenced Boss. Well done Jon is currently going down well(ish) feel as if you are travelling the most Carter. CI with the punters. The album is more intense white water ride ever, may Ramzi of the same. El hem going on all around you and at Martin 10 MUSIC 5 May 1998

ALBUMS vj THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN SILVERBULLIT Munki ** Silverbullit *

he Jesus And Mary Chain kings of student-pop The Verve and think someone out there is hav- used to be very, very famous. Radiohead? Sadly no; and even ing a laugh. Not since the terri- T From the beautiful beginnings more sadly, they are absolutely I fyingly coiffeured Rocket from of Some Candy Talking, one of the miles behind. The sound of Munki the Crypt have a band tried to do most unforgettable songs of the rarely exceeds the limits of aver- something like this. That they're eighties, the JfkMC looked set to age, and although there are a few doomed to fail seems to be the take over from the Smiths as the moments of brilliance, the album only reason they've gotten this far staple student band. Surprisingly by no means lives up to the expec- as I can't believe anyone would they failed, and the band soon fell tation that one might have of it. have paid for this band to record if away from the public eye. The recent single Cracking Up they thought this was anything but However, as if by magic in 1994 wasn't so bad, but no so bad is not an April Fool's joke. they reappeared with one of the what I want from the J&JV1C and It actually isn't as bad as I've best and most controversial songs Munki is therefore a massive disap- made out as there are instances of that year, Reverence. Suddenly pointment. However a couple of when it all sounds very Hendrix- the phrase 'I wanna die just like the tracks are very good and one esque (but fuzzier) as on the Jesus Christ, I wanna die on a bed named Never Understood, with the stand-out track Boots. If nothing of spikes' was being sung by all super lyric 'everybody hates a pres- else these boys have at least put a comers at every respectable stu- ident, everybody loves a queen', lot of energy into the songs; dent disco across the land. Then, may just be good enough to pro- though they sound as if they might as if fifteen minutes of fame was all vide the JfkMC with another short have done everything in one ses- the J&JV1C were allowed at any one and sweet fifteen minutes of fame. sion and are fairly knackered by the time, they slipped into oblivion. H James end of the album, about to col- But hey, they're back again with lapse due to pure exhaustion. Cheer up, lads. a new line up, including bassist Phil Erm, I really can't say much King, formerly of Lush, and this else as I haven't really got anything time they say they're back for else left to talk about. Your dad good. But the question is; are they might like this. CI in any position to challenge current Martin

SINGLES

Therapy? - Lonely, Cryin' Lion rock - Scatter and Swing Darren Day - How Can I Be Sure Starts off with an answering machine message This is the follow up to the intensely catchy Rude This blew me away. I was expecting Cliff Richard that is on the unwelcoming side, 'Leave a mes- Boy Rock, though you won't find it on City but the guitars kicked in and I realised this was sage, or leave me alone'. The song crashes Delirious their excellent second long player. This heavy rock. Day then rages through the song. along with frantic punk-poppiness only lasting a is up there on the same danceable level as Rude This song is Metallica but better. typically brief 2"2 minutes. It is catchy but in the Boy... though it not quite as catchy. Definite end pretty dull. summer vibes. Agnes - Hole In My Head The first decent female lead indie band for quite

THE ESSENTIAL CHOON 1 Evil Superstars - It's a Sad Sad Planet some a while. Even though this song sounds Very similar to Ben Folds Five minus the piano typical, it is strong in all parts and might be a Manbreak - Round and Round and exuding a summery excuberance despite band to watch for in the future. Oh yes, this is fantastic. The simple but superior the morbid title. Calling this song annoying is an bass line lifts the semi-shout-along lyrics that has understatement and it gets worse as the backing the lead singer sounding uncannily similar to ex- harmonies echo 'sad sad', totally destroying the THE ESSENTIAL CHOON 2 Stuffie Miles Hunt. There were a frightening ten chorus. Headswim - Better Made mixes of this track on the CD and although they The passion the singer puts into the chorus has admittedly sound very similar, the best of the lot The |esus and Mary Chain - iloverockandroll not been seen since the Longpigs. Even better has to be the Brown and Sloppy Bassadelik mix. After the detour from their trademark sound than their last single Tourniquet and all about with Cracking Up they've released a very typi- feeling bad for what you've done after a drunk- cally thrashed out grinding guitar song. But hang en night. Hits the nail on the head. Jepp - Parsons Green on, did I hear some trumpets in there? I'm afraid This does not appeal. Her voice is nasal and the even adding trumpets does not help to lift this song just drifts straight in, carried along by bland track up very far. Simple Minds - War Babies acoustic strumming, and straight out without a Jason I almost thought this was U2 from its start, but flicker of memorability. Garbage - Push It of course without the class. The song then just There's no way you haven't heard this one yet if goes downhill to the limp chorus. Simple Minds Shed Seven - Heroes you listen to the radio. Great beat and bass, with fans will find this a disappointing return. It has got the swaying gait that will probably Shirley Manson giving another outstanding per- make it a good old sing-along at their gigs and formance. Symposium - Bury You you can imagine the lighters appearing aloft in A return for the boys based on the theory that the air now. Sounds scary. You have to ask your- Mover - Classic No.9 singing a weak melody and then going schitz self what has happened since the hooligan bril- This is a 50s sounding indie guitar band, if their makes good music. Sadly it doesn't. CI liance of She Left Me on a Friday. The forth- can be such a thing, and it works well. The lead Disco Stu coming album does not hold much hope if this singer needs a bit of work but the song's already is the second best track from it. there. 1 5 May 1998 MUSIC

THE ELECTRIC CAFE ALBUM REVIEWS

MUTANT: DISCO COMPILED BY COLIN DALE Harmless Records

eople who have been House and techno tracks with a P involved in dance music for a disco influence." number of years seems to be The term disco influence that is reminiscing back to the good old used by Colin isreferring to modern days. The days when house and club music that has been influenced techno were very much the same by disco music. "Disco music was thing. Many things have changed always about making people since then. With the dance culture dance." Claims Colin, "It's not explosion came many splinters and music you sit and listen to in your sub-genres of musical styles. living room. On a loud club system, Techno became repetitive, mini- disco music was made for dancing mal, sometimes completely funk- to." less loops. House became hedonis- The tracks that have been tic and mindless, often exploited by selected by Colin are from a variety the mainstream. of different international artists. Today a handful of DJs and The French craziness of Versatile musicians are confronting the records is represented by l:Cube problem and trying to turn the (Metamorphik). Kevin Yost, a rising FURTHER ADVENTURES IN clock back, not in terms of the star from the US who combines live music that is being made (that instruments into his rhythmic yet TECHNO SOUL - VARIOUS ARTISTS would lead to stagnancy) but the jazzy deep house has one of his lat- attitudes we should have as we lis- est tracks for i! Records on this Ferox Records ten. Colin Dale's latest album, album (Hypnotic Progression Pt 2). Mutant : Disco is a tribute to the Carl Craig's forays into house music ook out for a full explanation Other artists featured are Stasis many artists who are just making as Paperclip People are recognised and feature on Ferox records (aka Steve Pickton), Aubrey, Max music that they believe in. The with the use of Paperclip Man. One L in next week's electric cafe Brennan and Dan Curtin/Mike Filly. sleeve contains a fitting message of Britain's stars of techno, Luke column. Until then you just need to All of the above have contributed "Don't try to categorise, just lis- Slater has Time Dancer included. know that Ferox Records is the excellent pieces; daring and origi- ten." There are also some classics on baby of one of the UK's most nal. Stasis takes the theme of elec- Colin Dale is no stranger to offer here. Flash from Fix (aka inventive and passionate electronic tro and customizes it to fit within compilation albums. His two Outer Orlando Voorn) can be found here. musicians. The style of the label his own abstract yet funky parame- Limits were based on his successful As well as the excellent 88 from H centres around music made on ters in Express. Aubrey has con- Kiss FM show and helped to estab- + M (Jeff Mills and Robert Hood). machines, but fused with human tributed a typically rhythmic piece lish his name outside of the London The mixing is kept to a mini- qualities; soul, depth, passion and of funk that isn't in a hurry to get area. The Outer Limits albums were mum. This ensures that the tracks love. Ferox has seen releases incor- anywhere with Blue Lick\ Max devoted to the more off-the-wall are represented as pieces of music porating house, techno, funk, hip- Brennan has created a fine piece of and progressive ambient sounds in their own right, and may be lis- hop and jazz. jazz-house fusion music with Sirius that you can still hear on Colin's tened to as such. Colin has the Here we have the second at the Pier. Indeed his style and show. They were the first contact courage to show us that these release in the Ferox compilation love is to take styles of music and that many listeners had to some of pieces have a definitive beginning, album series. Called Further genres of instruments and just the most innovative musicians in middle and end. All in all this album Adventures in Techno Soul, it incor- throw the whole thing into a big electronica such as Dan Curtin and makes for essential listening. If you porates tracks from a wide range of melting pot. Dan Curtin/Mike Filly Juan Atkins. like your music deliciously funky, electronic artists signed to, or are both already well-respected Colin describes Mutant : Disco yet progressive and experimental, friendly with the Ferox label. producers and are a very welcome as "very much a contrast. The then you shouldn't let this one pass The first track is a Russ Gabriel addition to the Ferox collective with Outer Limits was more on a sort of you by! remix of the classic At Les, original- this track The Longest Night. I am home-listening tip. This is very al;ck ly by Carl Craig. Russ has released really in love with their music. The much a clubby sort of album. an EP under the pseudonym Fusion whole thing starts off real funky and on Carl's Planet E label which oper- seventies, then suddenly breaks ates from Detroit, and this was part down into a delicate string section of the exchange between them. with bongo rhythms. The piece The track is very smooth and, I changes throughout, and never lets believe a good interpretation of the you get bored. original. It can't be easy to remix a There is plenty more on offer piece that is already engraved in here. Many more tracks of distinc- everyone's hearts. The emphasis tion and quality. You're just going on Russ' reworking is to keep the to have to listen to them your self. sounds clean and polished. The With this amount of space I am jazzy theme is still there in the form sure that I couldn't do this album of some intricate rhythms. justice. If you are interested in New signing Bjom Torske con- music that is rooted in influences tributes the next track, called Don'f as far-reaching as jazz, funk, soul Electric Shock Me. This is a really and hip-hop but is pointing the way beautiful piece of music; delicate ahead then do not ignore the and subtle in its parts yet strongly sounds of Ferox and especially overpowering as a whole. This is Further Adventures in Techno Soul. music to dream to! al;ck. 12 MUSIC 5 May 1998

COLIN DALE INTERVIEW the M^ctrhc /c$fie

nyone who follows the more under- The Abstrakt Dance radio show has helped will know that the market is currently saturated ground strains of electronic music will at Colin make a name for himself in the London with new labels and genres of music. "You have A least have heard or read the name Colin scene, and has earned him enormous interna- to dig really deep to find decent tracks in record Dale. Most should be quite familiar with this tional respect from the "electronic community" shops now, which 1 must admit is the fun of it. personality. They will have danced to his skillful worldwide. Despite playing four-four dance But I still think that there are way too many blending of techno and house in some of the music, Colin justifies the use of the Abstrakt tag. labels around." So what led Colin to start off his world's most exciting dance clubs, they will have " What I wanted to do with the whole thing was own label? "Nowadays DJs are expected to start listened to his revolutionary and ground-break- run just left or right of what was happening cur- their own labels. They are expected to make ing radio show called the Abstrakt Dance which rently in the clubs. It was a slight alternative, music. That's why I did it! But also the label is appears every week on Kiss FM, or they will _ very much tied in with the radio show. I was have possibly bought one of the releases on hearing all these great tapes of unreleased his own record label, also called Abstrakt material from people and I thought that Dance. someone's got to get this stuff out." 1 must confess that Colin Dale is one of You can check out past releases from the main reasons that I am DJing today; both Colin's brother, Trevor Dale, the Advent and on the radio and in clubs. His ability to com- a collective from South London called Devo. municate very avant-garde and, for want of a Future releases will be from Ian O'Brien, better word, unpopular (in the sense that the Mark Bell (one half of LFO), Colin himself electronica he played was never mainstream) and Civil Attack. music as something that was creative, individ- As someone who has traveled the globe ual and fresh certainly broke down my fears of as a musical ambassador, Colin feels that listening to music that WASN'T made to be the "London musical vibe" is very important marketed and that WAS produced with the in an international sense. " People abroad passion of sound and music in mind . Of looks to London as being the number one in course my musical taste has developed sepa- terms of fashion, music and new ideas. We rately since 1 started my own radio projects, ^] were the first to get into house music, we but I definitely got the courage to go out and had drum'n'bass and punk before that; it search for the music I wanted to listen to from goes way back. London has had some very Colin. fresh ideas. People abroad still look towards After his problems with new central-heat- us for inspiration, but then they'll do their ing systems and food poisoning and many own take on what London's doing. You can frayed nerves on my part (even big-name DJs see it now in that you can go to any big city can have mundane problems like the rest of us!!) maybe a twist, on what was happening in in the world and find a d'n'b club. They take I finally got my chance to meet the man himself. London. When I listen to electronic music I can ideas that are formed in London and just add I would describe Colin as no different to how I hear funk in there. I can hear jazz; all types of their own flavour to it." find him on the radio; laid-back, down-to-earth. influences that other people wouldn't hear. The criticisms that are often aimed at music Don't be deceived though! This gentle and soft- That's why it's called Abstrakt Dance." made on computers and DJing don't seem to spoken ambassador of techno can rock the However he does insist on keeping up with bother Colin in what he does. "The hardest thing house when he wants to! the pace of electronic music that is created sim- to do is to give those machines some sort of In this age of mass categorization and I was ply to push forward barriers and keep music soul; to make that computer-generated music curious to know how Colin would describe his progressive, experimental and off the wall.. This sound like it's got a tiny bit of human input and musical style. "I describe the music I play essen- portion of the Abstrakt Dance is called the Outer emotion in it. That's where the talent lies." As tially as techno music. In saying techno 1 don't Limits. Colin describes the style as "sounds that for DJing being an overpaid hobby? "I myself can mean it's just thump-thump-thump all night, people wouldn't hear on the radio usually. I feel when a DJ is trying to do something more because unfortunately that's the type of name could have taken an easier route where 1 would than put two records together. I essentially think that a lot of people put to techno. I like to play have done a commercial show on Kiss." he con- a DJ is there to create some sort of atmosphere more subtle techno and music that's crossed with tinues, "But I didn't want to do that, and I'm in a club. It can be dark, light, happy, sad or house and maybe even funk and bits of jazz lucky that people respected me for that." whatever. Some can do it well, others can't. To thrown in there as well. That's clubwise. On the 1 ask Colin where he gets his inspiration from me it is an art form. You can give two people the radio it's more broad and open. I play everything in terms of mixing and choosing music. Is it from same records and get them up there and one from ambient right through to quite hard techno." his busy international agenda, or his home- will fail and the other will be perfect; even if they Colin is quite modest and down-to-earth based radio shows? "Clubwise it's really good play them in the same order. So it is very much when asked about how he initially started in because I've been really lucky to travel the whole an art." dance music. He claims that many of the oppor- world and play in different clubs and see differ- You can hear the whole Colin Dale interview tunities that came his way passed by luck. There ent cultures. I find that the most inspiring aspect and a one hour mix if you listen to the Electric are no tall stories about his natural talent and all of club DJing. To be totally honest I don't really Cafe this Sunday night from midnight - 2am on the DJs and stars he hung out with. One of his get much inspiration from outside radio-wise. IC Radio. most endearing qualities is that he seems con- What I normally do is play tunes to people that al;ck. stantly surprised that people respect him so, I would like to hear on the radio myself. I get my and that he has got to where he is today. "I was feedback mostly from the producer at Kiss, and working for a bank actually, which gave me loads also from speaking to people like yourself. of money to go clubbing. I started going to Tim Things that you are doing in your radio show I Westwood's club and I'd say I was a dancer ini- find very interesting and inspiring as well." tially. That's how I got into clubs. It was Tim that Alongside playing music, Colin has also gave me my first break and it just sort of went started promoting and spreading it with his own from there. I was very very lucky. I fell into Kiss label, Abstrakt Dance. Our conversation moves FM when they were pirates and were actually onto the state of the dance music scene. iooking for DJs to do shows. So I guess I've been Anyone who goes out and buys records, from a very lucky with the whole thing." bedroom enthusiast to a top international DJ, 15 May 1998 MUSIC 13 m CLUBSCENE - NEWS, VIEWS & SINGLES Top 10 Nights/ ZJ Venues In Town News Views (In Non-Specific Order) ell, hello and welcome. their first full production since the I've been calling it The Smooth MetalHeadz @ Hannover Grand This week, let's start off top 40 smash TJR- Just Gets Better, Groove Sound, to give it a label. D&B Info :0I81 964 0898 W with The Freestylers, the Sweet Love featuring Bennet & Critics still don't seem to breakbeat phenomenon that just Macardo. I'm told it occupies the understand that the people making Trinity @ The Chunnei Club keeps coming on. The new single same tuff groove territory and I the music get bored quicker than Hard House Info : 0181 305 2017 Ruffneck is due for release on the can't wait to hear it. It should be the people listening because they 22nd June and it's gonna be anoth- available on promo in the coming want to make something different Strawberry Sundae @ Cloud 9 er smash, so look out for a full weeks and full release in the not and original. They also have a deep Hard House Info: 0171 735 5590 review nearer the time. After the too distant future. and genuine love for the music, huge success of their last release Tuffjam's mixed compilation something the mainstream music Underground Frequencies @ The and their blistering live sets, they album, Underground Frequencies people are not used to. This is why Cross Garage Info: 0171 837 have been receiving worldwide vol.2, will also be released some music will keep growing and chang- 0553 acclaim. On a recent trip to the time this month, featuring not only ing. Scaramanga @ Boat On Thames USA, they teamed up with Arthur up-front flavours but some classics Last up: Scott Garcia's club Latin/Disco House Info: 0958 495 Baker to record a track for their from the past such as Love Shy and night. It's A London Thing, current- 287 forth coming album featuring the M-Dubs vol.1. ly at No 4 Kingston, is on the move Various Nights @ Velvet Rooms vocal talents of Soul Sonic Force. Whilst on the garage tip, it's been in a few weeks. It's still going to be Info :0!71 439 4655 They have also had meetings good to see that the scene's con- on every week in London Town, I'll with rapper Chuck D (Public tinually evolving not stagnating, as let you know as soon as the new Various Nights @ The End Enemy), and it seems as if a collab- so many critics suggested it might. venue has been decided upon. On Info : 0171 0171 419 9199 oration is underway for the album. I've heard comments such as top of this, they are going to be With the boys not only meeting, but "every tunes got a wah wah sub doing a UK and European tour, so Various Night @ Camden Palace also working with one of their idols, bass and people are bored with it, look out for them popping up all Info :0171 387 0428 I can't wait to hear the end prod- all those people that jumped on the over the place. uct. Don't forget, the boys are play- band wagon when all the speed jo Public Various Nights @ Bagles Film ing live all over the place: DJ sets in stuff was going on have jumped off Studios Info : 01 71 278 2777 the not too distant future are: again." The sound has totally Phoenix and Reading, Gallery - changed again over the last few Various Nights @ Club 333 Turnmills, 22nd May, Heavenly months, moving away from the info :0171 739 1800 Social - Tummills, 30th May. wah wah sub bass and more into Compiled by jo Public Tuff and |am are set to release clever key and beat arrangements.

CLUBSCENE - SINGLES

DRUM * BASS / DOWNBEAT GABAGE

Undercover Agent: Cosmic / Full atmosphereicals and effects. Nu-Birth: Anytime (XL) 25th May at the more commercial clubs. That Metal /acker (|uice) 18th May. Anytime was a big hit when said, there are a couple of mixes This is another fresh biscuit from Magistrate: Phohibited released last year, now it's back that I have been playing. The the Juice boys. From spacey effects (East side) Out Now with a shitload of new mixes. So Banana Republic dub is quite and atmosphericals and a minimal Words like smooth and phat come many in fact that there should be superb: it almost gets away with drum pattern, this builds into a to mind when listening to this something for all tastes. Tuff Jam using the Footsteps sample with- right stormer with futuristic bass track, with its rumbling sub-bass, do an inspired reworking of this out you noticing whete it's taken tones and tight chopped up drums. tight beats and killer flexed bass track, bringing it bang up to date from and the added deep inside This is getting dropped by all the line. . The flipside is darker and in a with more of the vocal than the vocal, easy going beats and nice big boys such as Hype, Zinc and 2 step stylee. I love the eerie original, but in a way that works so key patterns means it's been going Bryan Gee. The flip-side is just as effects alongside the beats. Then in well With the upbeat broken by down well in the clubs. If you want good with fast skipping beats and drops the wobbly bassline and two-step beats and stabs of sax to go a little harder. Wildcat also do droning sub-bass that just keeps on stepping drums. and keys, it is wicked. The Dem 2 a quality mix with heavy jungle building, every break getting better mix is a slow two-step style and overtones. Have you got a license and better. The more I hear this Muki: Fullscope (Manta) 18th they even give it a dark edge. The to play this sort of dub plate is track, the more I like it. May Crazy Bank mix hardens it up by taken from Chrome 'n' Time jungle This is downbeat at it's very best: adding timestretches and other track alongside timestretched title Step 2: Fluid / Hardnoise Out Now chilled, trippy and beautiful all at things. I suppose some would call vocals. It just gets better as it goes Another true double A sided piece the same time. You get four tracks this the speed mix. The original is on. of vinyl, with both sides doing the on here: all can be loosely also on here in case you missed it business. Fluid has a dark intro, described as above. All feature first time around. Y Tribe: Baby (You Bring Me Up) quickly dispensed with, as a raw clever programming aside dreamy (Deconstruction) 25th May. tearing drum pattern takes over. vocals and inspired atomsphere- Lovestation: Teardrops (Fresh One for the vocal garage lover. 1 Amen stabs come in and out of the icals. Sheer class. Get away from it Records) 25 May like the beats and arrangements of mix, keeping it bubbling along. It is all without leaving the comfort of Another double 12" pack, with the original mix but the vocal does as hard as you like. With a subtle your stereo. Muki brings in a breath eight mixes to choose from includ- nothing for me. The dub mix just bassline, the clever beat arrang- of fresh air. ing R'n'B, Classic House and more isn't hard enough either but should ments and synthesised sounds do ]o Public dubby workings. These are all work well in the more commercial all the damage. The flip-side is just mixes of the chart hit of the 80s clubs. I'm not so sure about the what it says: rugged beats that roll from Womack and Womack. I'm underground appeal though. along, a strong bassline and clever positive that this will go down well IP 14 MUSIC 15 May 1998

CLUBSCENE - LABEL PROFILE Just Flexing In Marvel City Marvel City Records (MCR) is a new dance label coming out of South London that looks set for big things. MCR is made up of three people : Dexter (a well established DJ on the underground scene), Pypee, A&R and promotion and Redz, who balances the books. These three guys are also known as the Flex Kru with their first single Watch The Flex (reviewed issue 1108) doing big things on the underground scene. Also shar- ing the office with the boys are DEA, a more out and out underground Garage label that has had its first few releases over the last month (reviewed issue 1112) with some wicked new tunes on the way. D) Dexter also recently compiled and mixed Bullion's Sub Level UK compila- tion: you can catch him live and direct as part of the Hit-squad on Upfront 99.3 FM (London's leading pirate station) Saturdays 2-4 pm where, you can hear future releases first, and on the underground party circuit (La Costa Nosta, The Aquarium etc.)

Why was Watch the Flex released on "No" I say, "There's a million and one Bullion records not MCR ? wannabe MCs out there. If you really want Pypee: Because we're a start up label to make it, you got to be doing something we want to associate ourselves with the about it, something different, be intelli- likes of Sony, being part of an establish- gent." Then two days later, his mum ments see, it gives us some status. We phones us up thanking us and all this, you know all these underground small distrib- know it's nice. ution companies that we know we can Is it out of hand the way every tune get our stuff out on but we didn't know that is released gets a garage mix, whether we could get our stuff out house, R n' B etc, etc? through the majors. So we've got the Pypee: Where I come from we didn't back up of a major distribution company know what was R'n'B or jungle rap .what- behind our independent label, so now ever. If I liked it, I liked it. That was it. when we release stuff on MCR people Speaking with Pypee made me realise will be saying. Hey there, the Flex Kru, that maybe 1 was being over critical with they had a tune out with Sony we'll check the whole remix thing. As he rightly point- their new one out etc. Instead of "Who are they down but they don't have all the business, the ed out, with all these remixes of old hardcore then?" finance, promotion side of things locked down. tunes 90-93, a lot of people into the scene now What's the philosophy behind the label In general, people seem to have one or the had never heard the originals - especially the and your music ? other. What we're doing here is trying to bring younger crowds - so in a way it's paying respect Pypee: You know the kids round here in the two together, show people how to deal with to the originals by getting them heard again by South London ain't got nothing to look forward the business side of it all. We are trying to help more people. to. Working at Tescos ain't gonna get very far as many people as possible because we know Pypee also pointed out, when I was talking you know, so we're trying to help all those bed- what they're going through people have written about how the music seeming to go in one room producers and show them how to them off and just try and sting them. We teach direction eg speed garage, that it's not the peo- approach distribution companies, labels, how to people about not just selling their tunes off for a ple making the records that are all "Let's make get copyrights, all that sort of shit that they quick buck, but how to get a copyright done; a tune that sounds like that", it's the distribution don't have a clue about. If you're not careful you how to register their tracks; how to get a companies that only buy the one style because get screwed - especially the younger ones. You license, so that when your tunes get played on that's what's selling. There could be some com- could make the best tune ever and not make a the radio or what ever you get paid etc. etc. All pletely different styles out there but you never penny from it, as a few people I know found these big companies want to do is sting the lit- get to hear them until the distributors feel there out: they started young at making tunes and got tle guys like us. is a market. signed up on a contract that paid them a few Pypee: And the artists on our label will Pypee: We don't want our music to be grand, but that was it: the record company kept always come back, it's the boomerang effect, if pigeonholed as this type of music or that type, the rights etc. Basically they got ripped off, they get signed to the big labels they'll always it's just good dance music. When you hear a we're about trying to change that. come back because we treated them right." hip-hop or a salsa track on the radio they don't We want MCR to be a flagship label bring Redz: We look out for people, especially the say if it was a speed salsa track or whatever, innovative beats and vocals. Being an outlet for younger ones that don't know what it's all they just tell you the name of it. Why can't they all the people round here in (South London) about. They go head first into it and get in shit, do that with House 'n' Garage music? making quality tunes in their bedrooms. They sit drugs, whatever, we stop them dead in their The thing that impressed me about these in their room and make all this quality music but tracks and stop them before they make those boys is the amount of work they have done in they have no outlet for it; how are these people mistakes because we've seen it all before. We all aspects; from decorating the offices (you going to talk with the likes of Sony and all that, don't go round saying to people "Don't do this, wouldn't believe the transformation and I've they ain't. don't do that, we know everything, don't do seen the photos to prove it) to getting the Redz: Some people make a record and sell drugs", whatever, but what we do say is moder- business side well and truly locked down. say 5,000 copies and think "Right that sold ation: do everything in moderation - especially They have certainly done their homework. 5,000 copies, we'll make everything else sound drugs - then if, or when, you want to stop, you Pypee explained that when they decided to do similar. It worked once, it'll work again." We can because in this business there's a lot of this, they were going to do it properly, no cut- aren't like that, that's not what it's all about, it's drugs and that around. ting corners and the Understanding Tax video got to be from the heart. Pypee: Here's a little story for ya, we know on the shelf bore testament to this. From Pypee: Because there's three of us and we this guy, yeah, who wants to be an MC and he what I have witnessed myself over the past all produce together, our sound is always chang- comes into the office saying "I want to be a few weeks, these guys are genuinely trying to ing. We all argue over what we want and this MC", so what I did was go to the dictionary and help the people in and around their commu- also helps to get a higher standard of produc- picked a word out and said "What does that nity, not just looking out for themselves. So if tion because we'll only use something we are all mean?" he goes "1 don't know." So I say, "Look, you're a bedroom producer wondering what happy with. We have Reggae dubby influences every time you come in here, I want you to pick step to take next, contact one of the boys on because it's our culture, as well as the whole up five words and write them down and what 0181 771 7911, and look out for the future breakbeat, hip-hop and R n' B things as well. they mean yeah and before you go to bed I want release on MCR and DEA and the whole Dexter, Pypee & Redz: A lot of people get you to do another five and so on." He's going, Upfront 99.3 FM crew. the studio production side of things all locked "Na, you're taking the piss, man" and all that, fo Public 5 May 1998 MUSIC 15

CLUBSCENE - ALBUM VOICES OF DRUM l\T BASS (MILLENNIUM RECORDS)

Release Date : 1 st June it ir ir ir \/z

the first ever vocal drum and bass sound. The voice should be used as The main difference between compilation, is that, in my opinion, an additional instrument rather these tracks and the rest of the it is very difficult to make vocal than as part of a story or a full on album is that the tunes use the drum and bass tracks that actually song. vocal in a different way: as a sound work. The few good exceptions That said, I'm sure this will to complement the rest of the that I can think aren't featured appeal to a more mainstream audi- track, not so much songs as here, however. ence, who, I'm told, prefer to have sounds. I feel that the whole reason a song with their music no matter This is definitely a different that there are so few vocal drum what style it's in. I suppose so they approach to drum and bass, and and bass tracks is in the roots and have got something to sing along I'm sure it is just what some people background of the scene. Vocals to. There are plenty of good tracks have been waiting for. It'll probably limit the tunes, and you can on this compilation that are only let have limited appeal to the under- say/communicate much more with- down by the lyrical content. The ground fraternity. out lyrics. only tracks on here that do anything Jo Public s the title suggests, this A picture speaks a thousand for me are Aphrodite featuring Gail compilation focuses on words, as they say, and it's the Mclean, a wicked track, ]u Ju fea- Avocal D&B tracks, a rare same with beats, breaks and turing Marsha in an intelligent style, breed indeed. This album makes no atmosphericals. 1 have always felt Silverbeam's Weightless and bones about trying to be different that in electronic/dance music in Nookie's We Can Make It Happen and steer away from the standard general it's not so much what they This last track would sound better D&B styles. The reason that this is are saying but more about the still if the vocal was shorter.

YOU'RE READING IC RADIO 00

The Back Room Mixing competitions occur occa- Hidden deep in a room in the bowels of sionally, with anyone welcome to Southside lies a room few have heard of and test their vinyl prowess. even fewer have ever seen. This mysterious cav- Because I get lonely in there on my ern vibrates to the sound of a multitude of dif- ferent sounds, is hosted by a variety of hugely 10. 'And why not' as David St. Hubbins of Spinal talented Dj's, and yet still remains elusive to the Tap would say. uninitiated. Some know it as Southside Disco. And if all those plethora of reasons doesn't Only those who truly have their ears to the persuade you that you must come, then I'm ground and can honestly say they know the afraid you may be beyond help. word on the street recognise it as 'The Back And finally, as a parting thought: you don't Room'. Why yes, even those kids on that Run have to have a mullet to be a mullethead. DMC video can't admit to knowing the score. C-DJ A new age is dawning. Whilst still recognis- ing its roots, this great institution is under radi- Where It's At cal development. Paint schemes are appearing This Thursday John, the master of cheese, is like messages from the Gods, and new blood is spinning out his favourite slices of Emmental being introduced to bring this stumbling youth (kids really will do anything for the taste of into adulthood. The Electric Cafe has a residen- Dairy-Lea). Friday sees Tom and Lourie taking cy (catch them next on 29 May), and Thursdays in which case I'd recommend meths as a over the decks for a trip to the heart of the brings you a fortnightly rotation of your favourite tasty alternative. My personal recommenda- London sound. The Electric Cafe is taking over cheesy tunes from disco to indie. Fridays bring tion is Tennants Extra, purely for its alcohol to the 'Chill Out' room at the Union on the 22nd, you some of the hottest DJing talent in college, money ratio. At 26p per percent of a pint, and will be stopping off at the Back Room on playing some of the largest tunes, combined you can't say fairer than that, guv'nor. the following Thursday. with silky smooth mixing talents. And all this for 3. It's closer to home than most other places, free- what more could you ask for? especially if you live nearby. If you haven't been before, here are ten rea- 4. Where else can you go on a Thursday? sons why you should come along: 5. There are seats, so when the bar is full you 1. It's totally free (no small print or hidden can sit down. extras) 6. Read number 2 again. 2. Drink is cheap, unless you drink Staropramen, 7. See rule 6. ARTS 15 May 1998

ARTY THINGS FOR YOUR DELECTION

A QUESTION OF MERCY The Bush Theatre

draws predominantly on fact. The to consider themselves: how their entirely. This means that the play momentum of the piece is provid- emotions will influence their does not produce an overriding ed by the changing attitudes of the actions and those of Anthony. As sentimental response, rather evok- characters to their task, as its the play draws to its close, the ing in the audience a sharp sense of nature becomes increasingly clear. already labyrinthine plot twists still the inner and outer conflicts Anthony and Thomas begin with a further, reaching a conclusion involved. From the audience it romantic notion of suicide; all their which in no way serves as a resolu- demands intense concentration ideas are of soft lights and sweet tion of the conflicts raging through- and sustained mental effort, and is music, of "being together at the out. not a play to be simply "enjoyed." end." Dr. Chapman, becoming The story is told through direct, The play claims no solutions to the gradually, unconsciously involved, dialogue based scenes, inter- problem it portrays, and emphasis- Question of Mercy is the makes clear the need for meticu- spersed with soliloquies, mainly by es not the question of "right or challenging new work by lous planning and grim determina- Chapman as a semi-narrator, and wrong," but of what, given human AAmerican playwright David tion. Anthony now begins to take the highly effective but, until one nature and emotions, is truly possi- Rabe, in which he confronts head this to obsessive levels, while grasps the unreality of the situa- ble, and, for a few hours afterward on the sensitive issue of doctor Chapman and Thomas become tion, terrifying nightmare sequence. at least, seems to place the edifice assisted suicide. We, the audience, preoccupied with the basic illegali- We are spared no details, and for of our society on somewhat shaky are thrust abruptly into the life of ty of what they are to attempt: me the concentration of repetitive foundations. Anthony, a young man whose exis- Anthony will, at the appointed soul-searching and introspection is AM Kirk tence has been transformed by time, take a lethal dose of barbitu- a little too high. The production AIDS into one of endless illness and rates, but if this method fails, rests on solid, powerful perfor- "A Question of Mercy" written by suffering, and who has reached the Chapman will duly administer a mances, the cast even succeeding David Rabe, directed by Doug point where he wishes, quite sim- morphine injection. This preoccu- in play down the excessive use of Hughes, ply in his eyes, to die. It is our priv- pation is the result more of a need monologues, and the staging of the Bush Theatre, Shepherd's Bush ilege and pain, in equal measures, for something to fall back in, in a piece is entirely suitable, minimal, Green, W12, Mon-Sat 8pm until to observe the tortuous process by time when the framework of one's but without clear definitions of May 23rd. which Anthony and his lover personal convictions has collapsed, space. £10, £7 cones, nearest tube Thomas attempt to fulfil this wish, than of the belief that the legal Both the writing and Doug Shepherd's Bush/Goldhawk Road. from the moment at which Dr. solution to this problem is the Hughes' direction have a marked Robert Chapman, an ex-surgeon "right" one. effect on the emotional reactions whose initial opposition to As the critical day approaches, of the observer: I reach almost the euthanasia could hardly be the realisation dawns on all except peak (or depth) of a particular stronger, is drawn into their plans. Anthony himself that in all of this emotion, when something in the The play is based on an essay painstaking and harrowing atten- tension on stage shifts, and 1 am by Richard Selzer, which in drawn tion to detail, they have neglected plunged into a different feeling

AS THOUSANDS CHEER Barbican Centre

riginally released in 1933, atmosphere and impact. The efforts of its subjects with wry Musicals". Forthcoming produc- O this musical revue has unusual aspect of this musical is insight. Waiters and chamber- tions from the same director been revived from the that the cast can act as well as sing, maids striving to become literary include "On a Clear Day You Can Irving Berlin family archives by the and the simplicity helps you to con- greats after a visit from English See Forever", "Hollywood director Ian Marshall Fisher. At the centrate on expression and playwright Noel Coward; the erec- Pinafore" and "The Frogs". outset it created controversy with a character. tion of a enormous theatre on 6th Demelza song entitled "Heatwave" which Don't worry if your 1930's gen- avenue as a birthday gift for Mr contained the lyric "She started a eral knowledge is a bit patchy, Rockefeller senior who's motto AS THOUSANDS CHEER at the heatwave, by letting her seat because everything is explained at runs: "Hang on to your money". My Barbican Centre wave." The fact that it singled out the beginning of the performance favourite sketch was inspired by (Music/lyrics Irving Berlin, book some of the most influential people by the director and a celebrity the expanding popularity of radio Moss Hart) of the time, in a series of satirical guest, who in my case was Dick stations. An opera show is brought Last night: This Sunday - Go! sketches, seemed to pass the Vosburgh. to the audience courtesy of the American public by. The play covers a range of new generation of millionaires from In two acts, the cast of eight diverse topics from the heatwave which the company has had to explore the big stories that hit the that hit America at that time to the seek sponsorship. Unfortunately, press that year. The set is very min- International Debts conference, this happens to be the makers of a imal: a stage, eight chairs and a and the structure of a newspaper is fantastic new mustard sauce for pianist, and the only props are the retained as they work through steak, you'll wonder how you ever scripts which each actor reads from home and International affairs to managed to live without it folks. throughout the performance. The the "funnys". This musical was the first in a fact that this is, in a sense, a read The great thing about the musi- series that are being shown at the rehearsal does not detract from its cal is that it observes the fanatical Barbican Centre entitled "The Lost 5 May 1998 ARTS 17

THE INSTITUTE OF CONTEMPORARY ARTS

THE ICA AND WHY YOU SHOULD GO THERE

irst of all, a couple of things ject, complimented with pictures. and organic, to enclose the energy the Waves), one of the most need to be cleared up. When Then one tlirns to the middle of the efficient non polluting technologies exceptional directors working In F 1 tell people I went to the ICA, room to firfd two big tables with all of the 21 st century." This exhibition Europe. There are also some very most of them are convinced it has the models! It is fascinating looking is the opportunity for people like us interesting talks including one by something to do with our beloved at these. The whole Idea of Future to see and appreciate our future Steven Berkoff, and another about college, a club or association of Systems Is |o create buildings that environment. If this is what it's the emergence of Asian Culture in some sort. Absolutely not. ICA are energy generating, non-pollut- going to be like, then I can't wait to Britain. The ICA has recently stands for the Institute of ing with exciting new shapes. Some be there. opened a new media centre with Contemporary Arts, and it happens of these tdtally melt into land- J The next exhibition is by Sarah lots of fun things to watch and to be one of the most exciting and scape, such as the house in Wales; Sze. I will confess that most people touch. If you have never been to innovative places in London. All art others clash with the environment, will find this just pretentious and the ICA, I urge you to go there right lovers can find their preferred form such as the Ark building at the Earth useless. Miss Sze has put together now. For more information, Felix here: exhibitions, cinema, perfor- Centre. But all have an "organic" all sorts of everyday objects (cans, has the programmes of events, just mance arts, conferences, club look to them. They also have the pencils..) and stuck them all over go into the office and ask Julia. nights and a brand new media cen- idea of dividing one building into the ceiling and down some of the Watch this space-over the next few tre. There a two exhibitions worth several smaller ones: the "Green walls of the upper gallery. It's weeks for more about the cutting writing about on right now, both Bird" is, depending on where one extremely amusing and quite fasci- edge art in London. until 24 May. stands, either a block of flats or a nating looking at the rows of pen- b. The first and biggest one is set of offices. Other projects cils suddenly interrupted by a "Future Systems", a group of seven include the zero emission develop- matchbox. The colours brighten up The ICA can be found on The designers showing recent projects. ments funded by the European the room and the whole installation Mall, London SWI, £1.50 These people are being tipped as Commission of the cities of Berlin, is a celebration of our daily life Nearest tube: Charing Cross the creators of 21st century land- Toulouse and London. In the com- showing the ups and downs of it. If scape. Some of the projects have ments for the models, one sen- you have time to spare, this is def- already been finished: the Nat West tence seems to sum up their way of initely one of the nicest way to media centre at Lord's Cricket working: "What our communities spend it. Ground, North London and a cou- demand from us today is a new Finally a word about the events ple of schools in Britain and humanity and architecture. A of the ICA this month. As usual, Germany. The exhibition itself is there is some amazing stuff on. At really well set out. One goes round nature and an enhanced quality of the cinema, there is a retrospect ||ppiMHri«dpgaffit each pro- life and on architecture that is soft of Lars Von Trier's work, (Breaking

ANISH KAPOOR The Hayward Gallery

efore reviewing this exhibi- dered pigment vibrates with tex- tion, 1 am ashamed to admit ture, bringing the walls and sur- B my relative ignorance with roundings explosively to life. respect to this fascinating artist. Exploiting the qualities of diverse Despite the impressive credentials materials, such as carved natural of his career, the reclusive Kapoor wood, traditional polished stone, remains distant from the limelight moulded translucent alabaster and of success and media attention. versatile fibreglass, the sculptor Born in India of Iraqi and Hindi creates an enigmatic depth verging parentage, this talented British on the boundary of optical illusion. sculptor rose to fame during the Unravelling the mysterious dimen- 80s. Representing the nation at the sions and puzzling forms is a visual prestigious Venice Biennale of challenge, straining the senses and 1990, he gained further acclaim overwhelming the mind. when awarded the controversial Verdict: this important exhibi- Turner prize in 1991. Bluffer's tip: a tion is both an enlightening and pair of coveted pieces even adorns uplifting experience, possibly the the reverent hallway of 10 Downing most exciting and innovative work Street. in London at the moment. The current solo event, a singu- lar achievement and honour at the Helena tender age of 44, comprises sur- observer into the infinite oblivion of The extraordinary scale of his work prisingly recent works, including shadows, mirrored lenses distort is highlighted by "At the Edge of the Until 14th June, £3.50 several especially commissioned the conventional order of images. World II", an engulfing crimson Tube: Waterloo/Embankment sculptures integrated into the Regardless of the sexual connota- dome of gargantuan proportions, gallery's interior structure. Kapoor tions invariably associated with the which towers down from the ceiling explores the disturbing interaction sensual cavities and sinuous and measures an awe-inspiring between space and void - elliptical curves, the ambitious collection is eight metres in diameter. swellings extend the confinements primarily a spellbinding journey Often considered his stylistic of rigid walls, funnels plunge the through an abstract wonderland. trademark, the monochrome pow- 18 FILM 5 May 1998

REVIEWS DEEP IMPACT Starring: Robert Duvall, Elijah Wood, Morgan Freeman Director: Mimi Leder * * * V2

t may sound like a porn film but appeal to any of the audience while Deep Impact is actually the first most other characters are far too I of a pair of Mefeor style sum- stereotypical. It is only the little- mer blockbusters. Scientists have used Freeman who performs with discovered that there is a comet on any panache, and as a result one a collision course with Earth which just sits back and waits for the is so massive that its impact will inevitable special effects to begin. cause an "ELE", an Extinction Level When they do arrive, and the Event. In other words, humanity is budget kicks in, they alone justify going to disappear unless America, the price of the ticket - the sight of led by President Morgan Freeman, a three kilometre high tidal wave can do something about it. travelling at faster than the speed of Fortunately, the film is not as sound will have you at the edge of mindless as the synopsis would your seat. Consequently, whist aim- have us believe. Sure, there's plen- ing at something deeper are more ty of action as Robert Duvall flies a meaningful than your average big squad of nuclear missile-wielding budget rollercoaster, once again its astronauts toward the comet's sur- only the effects that are notable. face in an attempt to blow it off Thus, its unlikely to better the year's course, but just as much screen other inbound comet caper - time is devoted to how various indi- Thank God the Americans are here to rescue us once again Armageddon - which is (very delib- viduals react to their impending erately) just as mindless as its deaths. Naturally, the other five billion peo- the film. The director has clearly sounds. In the event of Duvall failing, the ple on the planet are a bit disap- attempted to develop characters Despite Deep Impact's good US government has randomly pointed at not being chosen and far more than in the usual disaster intentions, it will probably only be selected one million people to live Deep Impact frequently focuses on movie but has failed due to the remembered for having the most in a secure underground "Ark" for their reaction. casting. The ubiquitous romance in outrageous special effects in two years, after which they will be Surprisingly it is these ancillary the form of two lovesick pre- history. At least until Godzilla. O the foundation of a new civilisation. scenes that reduce the impact of pubescent teenagers is unlikely to Chris

SLIDING DOORS Starring: Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah, John Lynch Director: Peter Howitt * * * *

xams getting you down? particular is unsatisfactory and Wall-to-wall revision proving rushed. Indeed, you could be for- all too much? Relax take a given for leaving the cinema feeling Ebreak, and take in one of the most that what started out so promising- innovative romantic comedies ly has simply been thrown away. released for a long time. The acting too leaps from spot Gwyneth Paltrow, sporting a on, particularly from Hannah - who surprisingly convincing London is a natural romantic lead - to accent, leads as a sacked advertis- appallingly stereotypical, with the ing exec who returns home to find main culprit Jeanne Tripplehorn as her boyfriend in bed with another "the other woman". Fortunately, woman. Or she doesn't. You see, the film focuses on Paltrow and the neat trick about which the film Hannah, who manage to achieve a revolves is that her entire life rarely seen level of chemistry and depends on whether or not she believablilty. This allows Paltrow to catches the tube, or is just too late show that she really does have the to beat the titular "Sliding Doors". talent (and the requisite endearing In Reality One, she returns smile) to carve out a future as a home early, meets charming, witty romantic lead. John Hannah (the gay, Scottish guy Funny, romantic and heart- in Four Weddings) on the tube and occasionally sickeningly romantic, your ideal partner on a tube might warming, Sliding Doors is a noble catches her boyfriend, John Lynch, but then what were you expecting? seem utterly unbelievable, the plot attempt to make something tradi- at it with his ex. On Hannah's The important point is that this isn't is still involved enough to grip your tional yet original. A nineties take advice she starts a new life, sets-up film making by numbers. There's no attention through to the final on romantic comedy a la sixties her own company and surprise sur- sign of the standard plotting ahd minute. Cary Grant, it is ultimately flawed. prise falls in love. In reality two, she characterisation which usually Sadly, however, a promising Yet the imaginative touches shown misses the tube, returns home later accompanies the words "starring concept proves difficult to film. by both director and cast mark it in the day, sticks with Lynch and Meg Ryan". The characters are Although director Howitt uses out as head and shoulders above ends up taking waitressing jobs. fleshed out, and if at the end of the some nice touches to cut between the competition. Q OK, so it's soppy, slushy and day the likelihood of bumping into the two storylines, the ending in Dave 15 May 1998 FILM

REVIEWS AND COMPETITIONS MARTHA - MEET FRANK, DANIEL AND LAURENCE STAR PROFILE: jUjIj Starring: Monica Potter, Joseph Fiennes, Rufus Sewell Director: Nick Hamm W'W'W MORGAN FREEMAN artha Ateef... is simply M dying to be Four izzarely, for someone who Weddings &. A Funeral. A celebrated his sixtieth birth lighthearted, easygoing romantic B day last year, Morgan comedy, filled with bizzare charac Freeman is one of the hottest ters with ambiguous backgrounds actors of the moment. Already and lifestyles, its another entry into seen in three major big-screen the list of nice but intrinsicly dull roles this year, he notches up a romantic comedies. fourth this week with the release of Monica Potter plays the epony Deep Impact. mous Martha, who, flying into Three times Oscar nominated, London to escape her previous life, Freeman is perhaps one of the meets pretentious (and utterly best mainstream Hollywood actors unsympathetic) record exec Daniel, yet to be awarded by the who instantly falls in love with her. Academy. His roles in Driving Miss She then bumps into Laurence in Daisy, Glory and most notably as the airport, and Frank meets her in Elis Boyd "Red" Redding in the a park... Shawshank Redemption (one of Quite frankly, it's all fairly for Quite frankly, would you want to go out with any of them? the best films of the decade) won mulaic stuff, as she realises which widespread critical acclaim. man is for her, then runs away, is Joseph Fiennes (Ralph's brother). falls down, with Rufus Sewell and This is particularly impressive reunited, and they all end up hap Fiennes is perfectly cast as the shy, Tom Hollander (as Frank and for someone who found stardom pily ever after. Director Nick Hamm reserved and honest member of Daniel) unbelievable and, frankly, so late in life. After leaving the Air pushes it all along fairly compe the threesome, and Potter smiles annoying. Force he scrabbled about looking tently, but there's little originality or sweetly and goes gooey eyed in all All in all, it's a wet afternoon for work until finally breaking flair shown, and you've probably the right places. film. Martha isn't actually bad, it through on stage. (Freeman has guessed the entire plot already. Sadly, however, its main failing simply doesn't distinguish itself in earned three several awards for his The only highlight is the perfor is with the supporting cast. Where any way shape or form, fl off-Broadway work). mances from Monica Potter and Four Weddings excelled, Martha Dave Despite the critical acclaim that some of his earlier work received, and major roles in both Kevin Costner's Robin Hood and Tickets prizes galore courtesy of Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven, his major breakthrough into the realm of recognisable Hollywood stars came with Seven. Starring along side Brad Pitt, as the perrenial "cop with just a couple of days till retirement", he moved into the major leagues, and can now com mand a major salary. Lending a touch of class to the projects he signs for, his populari ty amongst both producers and KENSINGTON directors is clear from the sheer scale of his recent output. And Liar is released this Friday, and To enter simply email your whilst some of his films may have thanks to those lovely people at the answer to [email protected] been complete turkeys - Chain Odeon Kensington, you could be before Monday evening. Entries to Reaction and Hard Rain spring to seeing it for free. any other email address will not be mind - Freeman still manages to Liar stars Tim Roth, as the accepted . equit himself well. Indeed, in thir prime suspect in the murder of ty-odd years, you would be hard prostitute Renee Zellweger. The answers to last week's pressed to find a bad performance Subjected to a lie detector test by poser was: Martha Meet Frank, - and that's the sign of a true star. the cops, he not only beats the Daniel and Laurence star Monica machine, but plays mind games Potter was last seen as Nicholas Principle Filmography: with his captors. The seedy back Cage's wife in Con Air Kiss the Girls (1998) grounds of each man is exposed, The first five names out of the Hard Rain (1998) and the finger of suspicion slowly Felix hat were: Amistad (1997) turns.... Jacqueline Ah-Wong Seven (1995) We have five pairs of tickets to Samantha Langridge Outbreak (1995) give away. For your chance win, tell Arosha Bandara Shawshank Redemption (1994) us: Adam Bettinson Unforgiven (1992) Daniel Thuysbaert Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves Liar star Renee Zellweger was Please drop into the Felix office (1992) last seen alongside Tom Cruise (in the corner of Beit Quad) to pick Glory (1989) in which hit romantic comedy? up your prizes. Driving Miss Daisy (1989) 20 GAMES 15 May 1998

OHHHHH... SHUFFLE, SCRAPE, SHUFFLE... OHHHHH.

WAR HAMMER : DARK OMEN Electronic Arts - Playstaion / PC * * * *

I did start to like Myths, I honestly and positioning units that are cur- did, after battling with the controls rently off screen - all is needed and grouping command which now is to click on the shield repre- took ages to master, the poor Al senting the unit on the side of the which meant you had to tell your screen. archers to stop shooting at your It's only a shame that the Al is own side - it was starting to grow not all that intelligent. The archers, on me. Then along came Dark cannon and wizards all have a Omen to show it to the door. Dark unnerving ability to wipe out half of Omen has poorer graphics than a infantry regiment if you send Myths and its not as pleasing to them in to attack the enemy unit the ear either, but its everything targeted. Also, unless you are care- myths should have been - a much ful you can select a regiment to better game. attack an enemy unit then order it It is a fantasy battle game in to charge, only to watch it hurtle which you play the leader of a mer- away from the enemy because cenary troop who is helping out you have not ordered to face in the the local king. You command units correct direction. such as infantry, archers, cross- Annoying glitches aside it is the bowmen, assorted dwarven, elf best of the fantasy battle games troops and magic users against even if it features a unit that looks ores, goblins and living dead. cavalry, and offensive magic. The the ability to quickly select and remarkably like a tank. The major difference between opportunity of horse led charges, move units creates a more positive Gary Smith Myths and Dark Omen in terms of long range artillery bombardments feel on the battlefield. There is also units is the inclusion of cannon, and wizard fireballs coupled with a quick and simple way of selecting

GAMING NEWS

Resident Evil 2 finally arrived in the Sega will officially announce its Although Playstation owners logue joypad wasn't enough, Sony UK last weekend, shifting over next console on May 21st. would probably give their right has released the Dual Shock 60,000 copies in the first five days Codenamed 'Katana' (final name arms to have a conversion of Analogue Pad which has twin ana- alone. This easily makes it the still to be revealed, but unlikely to ColdenEye, they will instead be logue joypads. However, it also fastest-selling Playstation game of be Saturn 2) this could be Sega's treated to Tomorrow Never Dies, includes a 'shock' feature which all time, beating the previous last chance to claw back a share of in production at Black Ops and allows a game to transmit some of record holder Tomb Raider 2, the console market from Sony and MGM Interactive. Somehow I don't the onscreen physical violence which sold 52,000 in its first week. Nintendo. Allegedly 10-12 games think it will quite measure up to the back to you. The new pad coin- Unsurprising, then, that videogame will be available at launch, some- hit Nintendo 64 game. cides with the European release of producers are so keen on sequels. time in 1999. And finally, as if one dual ana- Gran Turisimo.

SPECIAL REPORT

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ANDERSEN CONSULTING

An exciting opportunity for you to experience the pressure of the Pit Stop: You and your team will be racing against the clock to change the tyres and re-fuel a real

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Hishlishts of the day will include: > Lots of prizes >Barand BBQ > A larger than life scalextric > Videos > Remote control cars 22 CAPITAL 1 5 May 1998

DIVERSIONS FOR THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS

ABANDON 5 The battle Can't Cook, Won't Cook Fatback Band Deep Impact Anish Kapoor Underground Frequncies of the bands. Check out 10 30am BBC1 Jazz Cafe, £15. £12.50. - Effects laden Hayward Gallery, South @ The Cross. Kings Cross Millenium Bug (indie cov The Simpsons 6pm 68C2 The Cramps impending disaster flick. bank. Nearest Tube. Garage with Karl Brown & ers). Russia (psychedelic Star Trek 6,25pm BBC? Astoria. £tbc Morgan Freeman stare Waterloo Matt "Jam" Lamont guitar pop) & from When Stunts Go Bad Guy Clark I0pm-4.30am £10. Info, Charing Cross: Karma 9pm ITV, Cars & carnage. Watermans Arts Virgin Hammeremrth Exotica 2000 0171 837 0553 Suture Best band wins a HIGNPr? I Opm. BBC2 Centre.£l2. £10. 12.30, 3.20, 6 00. 9,00 Raymond Revuebar Audio Beating @ The slot in Freshers week, Ardal O'Hanlon Live Vodou Nation UO Empire Theatre, 7-12 Walker dint China Town WI plus beer! 8.30pm, 10 30pm O! Bagleys Studios NI. 12.00.3.00,6 00.9 00 Court, Brewer St. Wl. f3&B from Andrew Weatberal + Guests. COMMON PEOPLE Plus Later With Joofs Holland £12. cones £10. ABC Putney £10. Nearest Tube. 10pm-4am £6 cocktails and chill out 11 l5pmBBC2 Saint Etienne Shep 1.15. 400. 645, 930 Piccadilly Circus room. Free b4 9. £ I after Bush Empire. Sold Out,

up for the cup... Friends 6 30pm C4 Flaming Lips Liar Future Systems Club for Life ©The FA CUP FINAL The Godfather Part III Forum. £9.50 Tim Roth stars as a ICA, The Mall, SWI. £1 50 Gardening Club Arsenal v Newcastle 9pm BBC2 * Iron Maiden murder suspect playing Nearest Tube: Charing Laurence Nelson. Darren DaVinci's from noon Matinee I Opm C4 * Brixton Academy. £ 16, mmdgames with his cap Cross Stokes & Dave Lambert. SCOTTISH CUP FINAL Death Wish II 10.40 C5 Eliza Carthy tors and the lie detector I lpm-5am £12 Info: Hearts v Rangers, dBs Horrible No Stars Weavers, £7, A Letter of Resignation 0171 497 3154 from noon. FA Cup Final Saint Etienne Shep Odeon Kensington Savoy Theatre, Strand, Fantastic Presents Starlet 10.50pm BBC I Bush Empire. Sold Out. 4.45. 7,15. 9 45 WC2, £12.50, Nearest @ The Agaurium, Old Lolita I I 50 C4 * Virgin Fulham Road Tube: Charing Cross Street House W Garage Prinsoner Cell Block H I 40. 4 00. 650,9.15 with Hugh Gunnel & Miss 4 40am C5 Barbie. 10pm-4am £15 Dress Erotic!

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PUZZLES

CRYPTIC CROSSWORD ACROSS DOWN

By Ed Sexton 3 Half-mocked about errors in 1 Sink starch when nothing shoes (9) added (4) 6 Preserve a CIA mix-up on island (7) 2 Strain father through porous 7 Point did bleed when pecked at (7) material (6-5) 9 Water on mites, perhaps? (7) 3 Indian Gulf, losing right, brings 11 Remains as he said - reduced (5) unexpected benefit (5) 15 Strange root quietly forms band (5) 4 Wire taxi before the French! (5) 16 Divine woman answers for 5 Degree not a first? That's child? (9) mediocre! (6-4) 17 Harness snare with ringing 8 Hugged tape, perhaps, in sounds (9) diving device (5,5) 18 Snake gets sun-god in kit (5) 10 Pitch into country? (10) 19 Animal delivers envelope in 12 Point warm piece at weapon (7) with letter (5) 13 Share demand? (5,6) 22 Imitation workshop with short 14 In confusion, Walt's statue lost rye (7) point of acts (7,3) 24 Observe obstruction of ball on 20 Ha! Hiding currency in paper (7) mammal! (5) 25 Organ plugged in view (7) 21 Frequently belonging to number (5) 26 Odd ash bin was clean bowl (4-5) 23 Decay becomes revolt when one gets involved (4)

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The City & Guilds College Motor Shepherds Bush. Here, our drivers station (damn!). stop, but he didn't even slow Club is now the proud owner of a did better and managed third At the track, the benefits of down. Following a short discussion seemingly drug-induced trophy place. having Pete were beginning to with the race director, we managed following its performance in the We were now looking forward show: 4th in qualifying for the first to do a 'double or quits' deal to four-round inter-university karting to two rounds of racing at Milton race. avoid the penalty for this (starting championship. Keynes. We may be mad, but not Once they got underway, our from the back of the grid). If we Our challenge to win the series as mad as you might think. Here's pace was confirmed and we drove messed up in the race, we would began dubiously in the first round why: The races were proper 1 Vz among the leaders. We then made be in serious trouble. at Silverstone. We finished well hour races and the track (Daytona a perfect refuelling stop and found We won the race and began to down the order with many excuses: International) is a huge one with ourselves ahead. At our last driver work out our championship posi- 'The track was appalling' (Matt plenty of dangerous flat-out cor- change, we looked all set to win tion. We had the same number of Dowie), 'They drove worse than the ners. We thought we could do until the driver (who shall remain points as Cardiff, but because we Spanish' (Simon Cope) and some winning here! nameless....) decided to leave the had done the most laps on the day, 'Grumble grumble grumble' (Phil The day came &. started badly. pits at a red light. Ooops. We we won. Nail-biting stuff. Hang Wise, Peter Holroyd). One univer- We waited for our star driver, Pete. were hauled in for a penalty stop &. on, we won! We won! WE WON!! sal complaint was the 'heats' type We waited some more. And some ended up finishing way down the Yippee! O nameless driver, you are of racing; each of the team's four more. Then we set off without him. order. This wrecked our chances forgiven because WE WON! (and drivers competed in several heats Everyone was glum except me (it for the championship. Bollocks. because you bought us all a meal and their finishing positions were meant 1 would get to drive instead During qualifying for the next back in Ealing!) then combined in some complicat- of being sub and journalist). We race, we brought Peter in to the Niall Darwin ed manner to produce team points. then decided to go back down pits, but decided we shouldn't have Unfortunately, this format was Exhibition Road, just in case, and and so sent him out again. used again at Daytona Raceway in there he was, running from the tube Unfortunately not only did he not Slappers Let Them In

ing to connect with as many Bristol n't involve kayaks and a few human this time. EITHER... players as possible. Pressure pyramids that Garth provided an Interested in the canoe club in caused mistakes, and we even appropiately sized centre stone for. any of it's facets? Drop us a mail on It was up at the crack of dawn for managed to connect the odd pass. In keeping with the Imperial spirit, [email protected]. the five illustrious paddlers selected A lovely little hand-off from Colin however, most of the team ail Hicksy and Garth from the Canoe Club to represent gave Sam a shot from near the half retired to the tents before the bar Imperial at the BUSA Canoe Polo way line that hit the mark. Within even closed!!! Championships, held on a lake another minute he'd done it again - Sunday saw another defeat to ...OR somewhere near Stratford, last a comeback in the making?. The Teeside, 2-0. This was the wrong weekend. final result, 8-2 to Bristol was upset- result but no-one was in the mood Canoeists with balls... Hicksy, Colin, Sam, 'Useless' ting, but we did dunk them more to score, so we gave the match Canoeists with fannies more like . Rob and even Garth all surprisingly than any other team in the away, mostly through poor passing Up at the crack of dawn for the five made the 6.45am meet time on tournament!! and non-existent team-play. But shirt lifting paddlers... Saturday morning, to be met by the We stayed on the water to await possibly also down to Useless Rob ...who only managed to beat problem of one boxed in mini-bus. Oxford. Something of a grudge giving the ball to a Teeside sadboy Glamorgan (where canoe polo can But, with luck, and possibly a little match since a tournament in Bristol two metres from our goal line. only be played after the ice has applied break-in and entry, the last year, they proved themselves a Dignity was salvaged in the final melted) and Cambridge B team (for team had made it to the venue by more coherent team, going 2 goals match against Glamorgan. With novices and complete spooners) the 9am start time. up rapidly. A revival started, most- everyone managing a goal except ...and who were drunk under First up for the slaughter were ly due to a long pass to Hicksy Useless Rob, who even felt safe the table by a bunch of similar Cambridge B, who due to generally under the goal, and then another enough to leave his goal and play mincing poofs from ULU! pathetic shooting, we only man- more fluid play along the wing, with the team! Final Result 4-0 to What a weekend of lashings of aged to defeat by 2 goals to 1. again finding Hicksy, drawing us Imperial. ginger beer, fun and frolicks that Both messy, testosterone induced level. Blind referees and fun tackles The weekend rounded off with must have been! goals came from Garth. soon ended in Hicksy rolling up with the bus breaking down just outside See you all in the pool tonight... Bristol, last year's runners up, a broken paddle, much to the ULU the union, but Useless Rob actually so don't worry you can all get your looked a more worthy opposition, refs enjoyment, until he realised proved quite helpful by mending it own back then! especially their shiny boats, which that it wasone of their paddles we'd after the RAC guy condemned us to Ali P. mades us feel embarrassed in our borrowed!! Still, you expect a lot of Hunt's Trucks. technicolour plastic outfits. The shafting at these events! Play Serious canoe polo happens at first half progressed dreadfully, resumed, but the pause allowed ULU. Usually, they're a right bunch even when given the ball at each them to regroup, and come back of mincing poofs, but they man- Keep those reports restart, we could find nothing better with two more goals. At least they aged to stay in the bar longer than coming in! to do with it than pass it to the bow to our superior drinking skills. most of us, and beat their arch- (If you can stand the Bristol boys to allow them to score Free BBQ and reasonbly priced rivals Bristol. With their mens team again. The second half saw a beer along with paddlers from narrowly losing to Loughborough in headlines) change (introduction?) of tactics, around 35 Uni's meant a loud night the final, and their women taking Deadline: I 1 pm, Wednesday with Hicksy chasing the ball and try- with traditional boat races that did- the ladies bronze, they've done well