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New Murray Ave. bookstore Thomas Edison's silent Xavler snaps the UWM realizes the need for gay, version of 'Frankenstein' women's soccer team's lesbian and feminist books still has Impact on horror one-game winning streak, and brings them to you. See fans everywhere. Find out dropping the Panthers to 7-9-2 what It has to offer. (Page 3) where to see It. (Page 6) on the season. (Page 11) The UWM Post October 28, 1993 Established 1956 Volume 38, Number 16 Women give something back by advising students
By Yolanda White consin Room Oct. 20, "Network you still have to keep moving," when it comes to you,"Noeske said. sions regarding their career. with Tempo Women Executives" Noeske said. Noeske definitely has taken her Mentors serve in different capaci own advice. With only three years ties for different students. They are Tempo is a leading Milwaukee gave junior and senior women at After 17 years with Milwaukee under her belt at the YWCA, she available for students inmostmajors. organization of women executives, UWM a chance to hear firsthand Public Schools in a variety of posi from someone who has "been there." tions, including one as a science accepted a job with WEPCO. "It was great to meet successful managers, professionals and leaders professional women," said one Nancy Noeske, vice president of teacher, she embarked on a new ca "Enhancing your own personal committedtoMilwaukee'sfiiture.The UWM student. group, through itsmentoringprogram, consumer relations for Wisconsin reer with the YWC A. growth is important," she said. "You Together with their mentors, stu has some innovative ways to give Electric Power Company, was one of She said changingjobs isonething must be very flexible." dents share goals, aspirations, inter something back to the community by three professional presenters. She about which Tempo members like AllhoughTempo is notarecruiting ests, current and future career ob sharing their skills, knowledge and gave advice on how to be successful herselftell students. device, its mentors do provide invalu jectives and family and lifestyle experiences with otherwomen. on the job, leadership skills and edu "You have to be flexible, your able information. Noeske suggested that some stu choices. A program held atthe University cation. first job isn't your last so you have to dents get involved in things outsidethe In addition to having a listening ofWisconsin-MilwaukeeUnion Wis "The minute you get one degree, take advantage of the opportunity classroom to insure successes. ear, a Tempo member share will Joining professional and support relevant information aboutherself and organizations while in school and even her career path as well as direct the A graveyard of another sort after graduation are ways to explore student to community resources if your options, according to Noeske. needed. "You pay people back by giving Any Tempo member or student yourself to others," she said, "the interested in participating in the Men measure of success is why you give tor Program should contact the back to the community." Tempo Mentor Program at 332- The Tempo Mentors Program was 5527 for a registration form. Forms created by Tempo to assist college can also be picked up from the students in making informed deci- Women's Resource Center.
Halloween: Milwaukee's got plenty of haunts
By Laura Lindquist
Halloween is this weekend, and you have two choices: go out and join the fun, or bury yourself in the tomb you call home. Maybe you'll spend the weekend hiding in your own bushes, scaring offtrick-or-treaters. Or are you going to get really nuts and dress up like the characters from Rocky Horror Picture Show, pegging candy at little kids? Maybe you are one of those poor college students too cheap to buy candy, so you'll be spending your Hallow -Post photo by Bret Holmes een tiptoeing around your house in the dark so nobody knows you're home. Dave "Gil" Legler from the University of Wisconsin-Madison helps set up a mock Well,notto insinuate that these are loser pursuits, but maybe you should graveyard of extinctspecies f rom around the globe. The graveyard, located outside the consider looking at other options around Milwaukee. Union, was sponsored by SEAC, the Student Environmental Action Coalition to remind There's always trick-or-treating. Ifyou're short enough to get away with visitors ofthe results of environmental apathy. it — more power to you. Go crazy. Trick or treat hours are from 1 to 4 p.m. Oct. 31. Don't eat any candy that isn't wrapped. Check for pins and razor blades. For those seekingmore "mature" recreation this weekend, there's loads Sports: to do. Ifyou're looking for the old standby, both Hooligan's on North Avenue, and The Landmark on Farwell Avenue are hosting the traditional "Come in costume" party. Hooligan's is even offering prizes for the best Panthers still perfect in MCC costumes. LA Freeway on North is also featuring special prices on drinks. In the mood for some happening music? Check out Mamie's, 3300 W. National Ave., Harpo's, 1339 E. Brady St., Cafe Melange, 720 N. Old By Rob Peterson "Conference is everything for us," Tompkins said. "It World Third St., Y-NOTII706 E. Lyon St. or Club Wasabe at 1901 S. 60th gives these last fiveo r six games meaning. It gives our guys St. in West Allis. Halfway throughtheirMid-ContinentConferenceslate, some purpose. It's easier to keep them focused if they have a Mamie'sisfeaturingSigmundSnopekat9p.m. Saturday night. Snopek the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's soccer goal to go after." is a one-man extravaganza of music and comedy. Here, like just about team has the rest ofthe MCC craning their necks. One Panther who may be extremely focused for the next everywhere else, there will be prizes for costumes. Harpo's plays host to With a 1-0 victory over conference and intra-state rival couple ofweek s is senior co-captain Tony Sanneh. UWM's own Baked Potatoes at 10 p.m. Saturday. Larry at the Cafe the UW-Green Bay Phoenix, Sunday atEngelmannField, With the game's only goal Sunday, Sanneh has 48 career Melange is throwing a toga party, starting at 8 p.m. Saturday. There is no cover the Panthers are in first place in the MCC at 4-0-0 and are goals, one behind Panthers career goals leader, Pete Knezic. charge --just come clad in a toga and get one free drink, to boot! 10-4-2 overall. Green Bay dropped to 2-2-1 in the Sanneh is also second on the career points (two points for a The Y-NOT II is hosting Beer Bottle Rocket on Halloween night. This conference. goal, one point for an assist) listwith 122,threebehindKnezic. will be their final show ofthe year, so don't even consider missing it. "I'm delighted to win another conference game," As for the pressure which accompanies chasing a record, Club Wasabe, now in their third year, features the classic rock of Eclipse UWM coach Brian Tompkins said. "This game has it appears Sanneh would like to get it over with. Saturday night, with a costume contest as well. First prize is $ 100 cash, with double the significance as a state game and as a conference "People have been asking me about it for a while," dinner for two as second prize and Wasabe Wear for third. game. I'm well-pleased we won it." Sanneh said. "I said if I have an average, season I should be Several pub crawls are happening this weekend as well. The West Allis UWM went 1-1-1 against state opponents this sea able to do it." Pub Crawl starts at 9 p.m. Saturday night and sees nine ofthe area's hottest son, tying Wisconsin 2-2 and losingto Marquette 2-0. Sanneh's "average season" includes 12 goals and nine bars participating. For $3, one can board a shuttle bus at any bar and ride to But records against state rivals are no longer important to the Panthers this season. UWGB CONTINUED or4 2 • OCT. 31 CONTINUED ONlO • B5ZE1
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Visiting Local condom shop offers "hot" Video presentation examines professor to deals for two weeks after fire violent crime against children discuss peace Mr. Hard Head, 420 E. Wells St. is having a "hot" sale. Due to Children, more than ever before, have become the focus of an a fire Oct. 16, they are selling everything in the store for 30 percent off The struggles of Third World increasing amount of murders. They have become the victims and more for the next two weeks. women for peace and justice will recently, the perpetrators. The video "A Child Kills" examines the Some ofthe items included in the sale are: earrings, key chains, T- be discussed in "From the Pe forces behind juvenile violent crimes, and will be shown Nov. 11 at Shirts, cards, lotions, condoms and a special 6-foot body condom. riphery to the Center: Voices of 11:30 a.m. -1:30 p.m. and 7-9 p.m. in the University of Wisconsin- Come check it out. Mr. Hard Head also has some fun Halloween Philippine Women in Social Milwaukee Student Union Fireside Lounge. novelties for the upcoming weekend. Transformation," a talk by Vir The video is free and open to the public and a sign language ginia Cawagas at the University interpreter can be provided. For more information call 229-6997. of Wisconsin-Milwaukee at 3 p.m., Nov. 4, in the Fireside Wisconsin Space Grant Lounge, UWM Union, 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. 'How We Can All Work Together Consortium to hold conference Cawagas is a visiting profes sor and consultant to the Peace to Overcome Prejudice' contest Education Center at Notre Dame The Wisconsin Space Grant Consortium will hold its annual confer University in the Philippines. She The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Pre-College Center and ence Nov. 12 atthe University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. also has served in that capacity at the UWM Office of Multicultural affairs is co-sponsoring an essay "Wisconsin Space Conference: Changing Directions in Space" the University of Edmonton, contest with The Compact for Educational Opportunity, 220 Program. will feature presentations on biological and biomedical space re Canada. The contest is open to all students (grades 3-12) attending schools search, aerospace architecture, astrophysics, robotics, space com This event is free and open to in the districts participating in the program. munications and more. the public. The talk is sponsored "How We Can All Work Together to Overcome Prejudice," is the The invited keynote speaker is Catherine Coleman, a NASA by Friends of Peace Studies, theme ofthe contest. Among the prizes are a $100 United States astronaut. Telephone registration is available at 227-3200. For WSGG Center for Women's Studies and Savings Bond. Deadline for entries is Nov. 24. For submission criteria information call 229-5940. Students for Peace Studies. and other information call the Compact at 271 -9277.
/_ M Library L E S of SO I X 1) R K T I R E M E N T I X V 1- encourages public to donate used books
The Bookfellows, Friends of the Milwaukee Public Library are encouraging the public to donate used hardcover and paperback books to the Library. These used books will be sold at the Book Cellar, located in the Central Li brary, 814 W. Wisconsin Ave. The proceeds of the book sales go toward funding Library activities. Books can be dropped off at the checkout desks at the Central Library, or atthe Central Library Drive-In window, 755 N. Eighth St. Books also can be dropped off at all neighborhood library locations except Atkinson, Bay View, andZablocki libraries. For more information call 286- 3000. IF YOU THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS LSAT EXPENSIVE, TRY PUTTING YOURSELF MCAT THROUGH RETIREMENT. hink about supporting yourself for At TIAA-CREE we not only under GMAT T twenty-five, thirty years or longer stand the value of starting early, we in retirement. It might be the greatest can help make it possible—-'with flexible GRE financial test you'll ever face. Fortunately, retirement and tax-deferred annuity you have one valuable asset in your plans, a diverse portfolio of investment favor. Time. choices, and a record of personal service that spans 75 years. Classes are starting right now. Time to take advantage of tax-deferral. Time for your money to grow. Over a million people in education Call 277-9990 But starting early is key. Consider this: and research are already enrolled in if you begin saving just $100 a month at America's largest retirement system. age thirty, you can accumulate $154,031* Find out how easy it is to join them. Call LSAT starts tomorrow. by the time you reach age sixty-five. today and learn how simple it is to put GMAT starts Oct. 30. Wait ten years and you'd need to set aside yourself through retirement when you $211 a month to reach the same goal. have time and TIAA-CREF on your side. GRE starts in Jan. Start planning your future. Call our Enrollment Hotline 1800 842-2888. MCAT starts in Jan. i£& 75 years of ensuring the future KAPLAN for those who shape it!M The answer to the tost question. IX / * Assuming an interest rale of 6.50% credited to TIAA Retirement Annuities. This rate is used solely to show the power and effect of compounding. Lower or higher rates would produce very different results. CREF certificates are distributed by TIAA-CREF Individual and Institutional Services. October 28. 1993 The UWM Post Afterwords offers innovative concept By Dean Einerson
Gays, lesbians and feminists have a new information resource available on the East Side: Afterwords, a new bookstore at 2710 N. Murray Ave. East Side Afterwords is actually the brainchild of entrepreneur Carl Profile Szatmary, a 36-year-old Milwau kee man who saw a need for gay, lesbian and feminist books, re for," Szatmary said. source materials and gifts in the What sets Afterwords apart Milwaukee area. from the other bookstores in the After working at Webster's, a Milwaukee area is the kind and local bookstore/coffee shop, for selection ofthe books they sell. three-and-a-half years Szatmary Because the store caters to the attended the American Booksell gay, lesbian and feminist commu ers Association convention last nity, the store is not average. -Post photo by Chad Sirovina year. He talked to many gay and "This is not the place to buy lesbian writers and publishers to gardening or cookbooks," Carl Szatmary, the owner of Afterwords, created the bookstore after attending a conference find out if there was a market for Szatmary said. "Hopefully this is and discovering a great demand for one. The store caters to the bi/gay/lesgian community. the kind of store he had in mind. the best selection of gay and les They agreed there was. So, with bian writers around." Just a few ofthe many titles in comed addition to the espresso hopes to expand. the help of a silent partner, It ought to be, according to cluded are, K.D. Lang Carrying bar scene in Milwaukee. Along with the bakery, Szatmary opened his own little Szatmary. Afterwords is the only The Torch by William Robertson, "We wanted to be a resource Szatmary hopes to expand the shop July 9. store of its kind in all of Milwau Lasher by Anne Rice and Be for the community, but also be a cafe to include simple, easy-to- "The main goal ofthe store is kee, offering resource material coming A Man by Paul Monette. place where people could go for prepare lunches and possibly even to make it possible for gay men on women's and men's studies, Afterwords is actually more a cup of coffee." Szatmary said. a brunch menu. and lesbian women to buy things AIDS and upcoming events. They than just a place to purchase Serving espresso, cappuccino With a corner on the gay and in Milwaukee that they've been also sell magazines, postcards, hard-to-find gay and lesbian and tea, Afterwords also has a going to Madison or Chicago gifts and, of course, many books. titles, it is also a new and wel small bakery selection that it BOOK CONTINUED ON 4 • Best part of Halloween is its pyschological effect
Confronted with a frightening helping us survive in a dangerous manifestations of our most chill mastery over the situation." crisis. situation, our bodies instantly world, according to Ned Kalin, ing nightmares. This playful need to master The difference between people engage a constellation of skills chief of psychiatry at the Univer "Some people to be scared our fears is not universal but many who sometimes like to be scared and biological systems for coping sity of Wisconsin-Madison Hos and some people don't like it," people seem to thrive on the ex and those who don't could in part with the things that scare us. Our pital and Clinics and an expert on said Kalin, who has spent much citement and stimulation brought be linked to the hormonal sys pulses race, our brains shift into the neurobiology of fear. ofthe last 10 years teasing apart about by exposure to things that tems that come into play when we high gear, adrenaline surges But why is it that some of us the neurochemical processes that scare us. Others, according to are scared, Kalin said. through our bodies, our hearts like to have the pants scared off give rise to fear." Kalin, can become so fearful that "Some people have hormonal pound. us? "A lot of people like to be in they risk becoming social para and neurochemical systems that All of this happens with split- We jumpTrom airplanes. We situations where they are scared, lytics, afraid even to leave the are more reactive," Kalin said. second timing as our bodies pre queue up for heart-stopping roller but can overcome it. It's a way to house. "The good thing is that it makes pare us for "flight or fight." It is coaster rides and movies. And play around with that feeling. It's When we are startled or fright them careful. But if these systems a primal response that has every year at Halloween, we seek a rush. They are scared but they ened, three distinct but intercon are too reactive, it can become evolved in humans as a means of out and celebrate the earthly are also feeling some sense of nected regions ofthe brain spring debilitating." into action to regulate our fear- In humans, the brain's fear related behaviors, Kalin said. The threshold seems to be set at prefrontal cortex helps us assess around the age of six months to danger. The amygdala, a primi one year, according to Kalin. It is tive area in the brain, has been at this time, he said, the hormonal implicated in generating fear. The responses to stimulation seem to NON-STOP COPIES, hypothalamus, situated at the base come together and influence brain ofthe brain, directs the release of development. hormones that prime heart, brain and skeletal muscle to react in a FEAR CONTINUED ON 4 • Binding USSA Referendum Description: The United States Student Association (USSA) is the oldest and largest recognized national student advocacy organization representing students and student interests in Washington, DC. USSA works to increase access to higher education by advocating for increased educational funding and other student issues. Question: The students of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee agree to support the USSA with a mandatory refundable segregated fee of fifty (50) cents per student per semester and fifty (50) cents per summer session. This amount plus first class postage shall be refundable upon written request to the USSA within 30 days of the end of the applicable registration period, provided the request is accompanied by proof of payment to the University- Upon passage ofthe referendum question by a majority of students voting, all UWM Student Association (UWMSA) agencies including but not limited to the UWMSA President, UWMSA Senate, and the Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee (SUFAC) and their successors shall be bound to carry out this referendum question. If any monies are not paid to the USSA, they shall be refunded to the students of UWM by the UWMSA and they shall not be used for any other purposes. The duration of this agreement shall run for three years beginning July 1,1994, and shall automatically renew for additional three-year periods, unless a renewal referendum properly presented to UWM students fails to receive the required vote. Yes. No. The UWM Student Association has proposed providing UWM students with a Bag the Cob-Op Blues. Universal Milwaukee County Transit System (MCTS) Bus Pass which would Get over to Kinko's. We have lots of allow all UWM students to ride any MCTS bus, anytime, anywhere, without paying a fare, by presenting a UWM I.D. There would be an additional 3547 N.Oakland Ave. high-quality machines that collate, staple kinko's segregated fee of less than $30/semester to cover the cost and a seg. fee of and copy both sides. We do full color copies less than $15 to cover the summer session. This would be an annual savings 964-2679 of at least $432. It is estimated that 12,500 parking spaces per week would and offer a huge choice of papers. the copy center open up of the Universal Bus Pass is implemented. Would you support such a plan? Yes. No_ Page 4 The UWM Post October 28, 1993 II: City offers guidelines for Halloween thrill-seekers
Children wait for Halloween Safety Commission urges motor —If you are driving children enough so warm clothes can be --An adult or older sibling should all year long. They spent weeks ists to be especially alert on Hal on their trick-or-treat rounds, be worn underneath and allow free supervise the outing for children un deciding on just the right cos loween and offers the following sure they exit on the curb side, dom of movement. der 12. tumes and dreaming of bags of driving tips: away from traffic. —Consider using makeup in -Children should travel only in goodies. —Slow down in residential —Adults on the way to cos stead of a mask so that a child's familiar areas along an established While Halloween is a cher neighborhoods and obey all traf tume parties should not wear their vision will not be blocked. route. ished tradition, the excitement of fic signs and signals. masks while driving. Also, people —For youngsters under the —All children need to be in the event can cause children to —Watch for children walking should avoid costumes that re age of 12, attach their name, ad structed to never enter the house of a forget to be careful. Both chil on roadways, medians and curbs. strict mobility by making it diffi dress, and telephone number stranger. dren and adults need to think —Be prepared for children to cult to move your arms and legs. (including area code)to their clothes. —Establish a return time. about safety on this annual day of dart our into the street at any —When designing costumes, However, do not do so in an easily —Instruct all trick-or-treaters not make-believe. time, especially from between parents should keep safety in visible place. to eat any treat until a trusted adult The city of Milwaukee will cel parked cars. mind to ensure the children have Before children start out on trick- has inspected it. ebrate Halloween Oct. 31 from 1 —Enter and exit driveways and a safe, fun Halloween. or-treat rounds, parents should make --Courtesy of the City of Mil p.m. - 4 p.m. The Milwaukee alleys carefully. —Costumes should be loose sure some essential steps have been waukee Safety Commission-- taken. Book/Better than hitting the bars Wftatdo • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 Michael Tarney, a local busi gay or lesbian books, resource nessman who was enjoying some material or just a good cup of \p\Acamfto lesbian book market in Milwau of Afterwords' coffee Monday coffee; take a look at fewdoff kee, morning, had good things to say Afterwords. and a stylish coffeehouse feel, about the shop. AFTERWORDS--27/0 N. wodd-be one wonders how business is "[Afterwords] is very posi Murray Ave. Open 11 a.m. - 10 going at Afterwords. tive for the gay community," p.m. Sunday through Thursday aX\admsl "I wouldn't say business is Tarney said. "It's a nice alterna and 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. Friday good, I'd say it's okay," tive to the bar scene." and Saturday. Szatmary said. So whether one is looking for TfePostis dohga Fear/Experience molds response feat\Areov\ personal ited children have parents who suffer others," saidKalin. "They mayneeda • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 from anxiety, Kalin said. little extrahelp from parents but it is a safetuWe "We know that early in life brain Halloween and its attendant goblins good experience and helps them over woddKeto cells are fairly plastic. It is possible that and ghosts, according to Kalin, can be come some of their fears. early experiences can mold our re a healthy event for many children and "Once they get past that first door arfVomupu sponse to fear," Kalin said. theirparents. and realize what the rewards are, most Butmany peoplealsotendto mirror "Most kids are a little bit scared childrenseemtomastertheirfearspretry 1 the fear response exhibited by their when you first take them out, and are quickly." ca\\229-5969/4570 parents. For example, extremely inhib going to be a little more fearful than II SSTJOTOJ^AaESitKBEfTF Frankenstein returns from the dead, again By Matt Michaelis
Mary Shelley's classic novel Frankenstein has been interpreted numerous times on the silver screen. Many people remember Boris Karloff s version and rumor has it Francis Ford Coppola is also working on yet another adaptation. But no version has had a more lasting impact on the hearts and minds of horror fans than Thomas Edison's 1910 gem, simply titled Frankenstein. Edison's silent version will be shown on Oct. 30 at the Avalon Theatre, 2473 S. Kinnickinnic Ave., as part ofthe theatre's on-going March of Dimes benefit. Released in March of 1910, Frankenstein stars Augustus Phillips as Victor Frankenstein and Charles Ogle as his "ungodly" creation. Although the filmi s only 15 minutes long, it more than adequately tells -Post photo courtesy of Al DetOaff the tale ofthe doctor and his creation. This is the creation scene from Edison's classic film, Frankenstein, created in 1910. The film Frankenstein is the story of Victor Frankenstein, a young science is 15 minutes long and was the first ever to be banned student. While attending school, he becomes absorbed in his explo rations ofthe mysteries of life and death. His one desire is create a human being and after many experimentations, he feels he's come up Book Review: with the perfect way to create a human. But to Frankenstein's horror, he creates an awful, hideous creature unlike anything he had imagined. Zombies have a life of their own After a few weeks illness, he heads home and begins to take a brighter look at life, briefly forgetting about the horror he created. Byron Preiss and John expressions, their uniform pace and are. No one really knows how long According to The Edison Kinetogram, a newsletter detailing Betancourt, editors theirhumorlessness, holding down the they have been on earth. All they Edison's creation, filmmaker Thomas Edison tried to highlight the fact The Ultimate Zombie bastions of conformity in our society. know is that every once in awhile that the creation ofthe monster was only possible because Franken Dell Publishing It's apretty chilling thought. someone will convulse and wander stein had allowed his normal mind to be overcome by evil and unnatural Robert Silverberg lays the story off- to do what? They don't even thoughts. By Terry Koch out somewhat less directly in "Pas know what they do. The people of But of course, the monster returns and is jealous of anyone and sengers." But the implications are earth don't even talk about whathap- anything that takes the doctor from him. To discuss any more here In his introduction to this newly just as real. In his story aliens inhabit pens to them. That would be impolite. would ruin the joy of seeing this tremendous film. published anthology, Dennis Etchison earthly bodies for indeterminate peri They blindly accepttheir fate, altering "This movie event is important not only to Milwaukee and Mid speculates that the popularity ofthe ods of time. Earth culture builds up a only production schedules to accom western audiences but to film scholars worldwide," said Eric Levin, a zombie theme in our popular culture, whole spectrum of deniability. Work modate the absences ofkey employ film historian and co-owner ofthe Avalon Theatre. as evidenced by such movies as Day ers are no longer penalized for ees. Edison's Frankenstein was the first true horror film and was also ofthe Dead said Dawn ofthe Dead, unscheduled absences since it is un Life goes on. The people of earth the first film to be banned. It was removed from general circulation arises out of our culture's sense that derstood that the aliens from time to have become merely passengers for after many people claimed that it was "just too horrible." But Edison's we are, as a society, becoming zom time inhabit people, causing them to the pleasure of alien beings, beings Frankenstein legacy was not a short one, as the film was named one bie-like. One need only imagine the act out designs that are beyond the that are understood only as some ofthe top 10 most important "lost" films by The American Film corporate grey suits muddling their comprehension ofthe earthlings. In force that controls them. There is no Institute. way through their mundane days to deed, no one seems to know anything underlying reason behind their ac- Unfortunately, many horror buffs have never seen this version of applythemetaphorofzombietothem. about the aliens. For there they are, with their vacant No one knows how many they ZOMBIES CONTINUED ON 7 • MARCH CONTINUED ON 6 •
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SEPULTURA song is saying. Vocalist Max Cavalera, they use to get rid of overpopula CHAOS A.D. sounding as ifhe gargled razor blades tion in the jails.'''' ROADRUNNER/EPIC for breakfast, screams,"ChaosA.D., Another killer cut is "Territory," army in siege, total alarm, I'm sick on which Andreas Kisser's galloping By Matt Michaelis of this, inside the state, war is cre guitar riffs puts Metallica's "Four ated... no man's land." This band Horseman" to shame. Kisser is one So you think Metallica is heavy? means business. of metal's most underrated string- Move over poseur. Think Pantera's Although Sepultura has been benders. Not only has he produced got the goods? No way wimp. around for nearly a decade, they are some ofthe heaviest riffs known to Sepultura's heavier than Tom and still wallowing in the sewer of rock man, but he's also possesses the abil Roseanne Arnold crusing in their music that has been labeled the "un ity to slowthings down and get funky. stretch limo! derground scene." This is a crime. On the track "Kaiowas," he Chaos A. D., the latest release by Sepultura continues to lash out at the Brazilian thrash-masters, the inj ustices they see in their home MUSIC CONTINUED ON 7 • Sepultura, isn'tjustjack-hammering land of Brazil with songs like the drivel. It's the real deal, heavy music graphically honest and heart-felt with heavy messages. "Manifest." It's so heavy, graves will be emp Vocalist Cavalera sounds simply tying on Halloween as the dead run in eerie when he begins the song with a A frightfully the opposite direction of these nasty spoken intro. boys. "Chaos has descended in good time This outstanding platter kicks off Carandiru, the biggest penitentiary with a ear-shredding bang on thepow- complex in South America. Over a on the erhouse cut "Refuse/Resist." Driven hundred inmates dead and hun by the mind-numbing drums of Igor dreds injured in the massacre ... Cavalera, the cut grabs listeners by over eighty percent ofthe inmates River! the throat, shaking them furiously, were not sentenced yet... this kind There's a whole new Sepultura demanding they listen to what the of extermination is a method that way to celebrate Halloween, Video Review: and Its all FREE! Friday and Saturday night 'Dead Alive' is gory Halloween fun dress up and party with some of Milwaukee's hottest bands. Dead Alive onatriptothezoo. The feisty woman worth watching is the splatter. bulge out (Director Jackson has Directed by Peter Jackson gets sick, naturally, butLindel cares Annoy ingly, Dead Alive is being a cameo in this scene). Friday, Oct 29 Vidmark Home Video for her even after her skin starts to fall distributed in two versions. The The R-Rated version retains Pet Engine 5-7:30pm off and she sprays blood into aguest's unrated version is the one that played some gore, but it misses entire By Paul Freitag pudding. theatrically earlier this year, and it's plot points and results in an awk The Cufs 8-11pm Our hero then hires anurse whose also the one that retains all the car wardly-paced, rather bland PLUS head the mother promptly rips off. nage that makes this one such a j oy hodgepodge that makes the lack •Classic Horror Flicks Seen all the EvilDeadmo\ies and The plague spreads after Mom es to watch. Lost in the R-Rated of plot quite obvious. However, • A bonfire yearning for more? You ain't seen capes from her grave and zombifies version are 12minutes(!)ofgore, Dead Alive is still decently acted • Miller brews and mulled wine nothing yet. Just in time for Hallow two punks and a kickboxing priest including multiple severed limbs by New Zealander unknowns and • Burgers, hot dogs, jambalaya, een, Vidmarkhas released the latest ("If s time for divine intervention!"). and heads, a baby zombie vomit even has horror film staple Forry ribs, chill and more! from Peter Jackson, director ofthe Pretty soon there' s a regular zom ing, Mom eating her own ear, Ackermaninacameo. Go with splatterfest Bad Taste and the excel bie smorgasbord in the house and it' s much zombie splattering in the the unrated version and you've lent but little-seenMeetthe Feebles. up to Lindel and his girlfriend Paquita gory finale where Lindel takes a got one ofthe best splatter films Saturday, Oct 30 Dead Alive is the quiet, mundane to stop it. No, the plot isn't anything lawn mower to them and a scene ever made. story of a rare New Zealand rat mon spectacular, but then again, neither where Mom overflows with em GRADE: (Unrated Version) Yell Leaders 5-7:30pm key thatbites ourhero Lindel'smother was that of Evil Dead 2. What's balming fluid, causing her eyes to A (R-Rated Version) C+ World Roots 9-1 ipm PLUS •More Classic Horror Flicks • Another bonfire • Miller brews and mulled wine Monster/ • More food Proceeds Cet dressed up and get out of torn! aid babies Enter the Great • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 Midwest Express Frankenstein, as it was lost shortly Costume Contest after it was banned. For decades, horror fans longed to see this Sat., First prize: two flnm tickets to any classic flick and many film histo B|,m rians searched vault after vault in Midwest Express destination! vain. Call 286-5700 for In the late 1950s, film collec contest Info. tor Al Dettlaff bought of a batch of films and among them was the lost Frankenstein. Recently, Eric Levin was able to acquire the film and now horror fans can rejoice. Frankenstein has returned from the dead! In addition to the showing of the classic Frankenstein, the Avalon Theatre will also be pre senting the 1922 feature-film clas sic Nosferatu. Adding to the ter ror will be organist Dave Wickerham. The spine-tingling affair will Downtown at the river's edge' begin at 3:15 p.m. Admission is Pere Marquette Park $5 for adults and $3.50 for chil Between State and kilbourn at the River. dren 11 and under. Remember Sponsored by Milwaukee County Parks not only will this be a screamer of and the city of Milwaukee a time, but it is also for a great cause. Proceeds will benefit the March Of Dimes Campaign for Healthier Babies. October 28, 1993 The UWM Post Page 7 Book Review: Newly released book is a rock 'n' roll fan's Bible
American Rock 'n'Roll Tour wrote Naked Lunch.. two blocks of each other? Spector to read and understand it. to cover and you'll be able to drop Dave Walker Read American Rock 'n 'RollTour The bookhas only has one entry on Walker's writing style is just edi musical allusions with the best of Thunder Mouth Press by Dave Walker and you will know our fair city of Milwaukee. Walker torial enough to be entertaining. It's them. If you've ever wondered "Who all these answers and more. This book recounts the tale of how when the clear, informative and pretty amus sings that, anyway?" Chances are By Laura Lindquist starts out in theNew Haven, Connecti Pretenders were scheduled to play at ing. He writes of 710 Ashbury St. in this book can answer it for you. cut Arena where Jim Morrison was theOrientalTheaterta 1981,they over San Francisco where the Grateful Pack your bags. Fill up your car Bet you don't know where Keith arrested once and winds up at the heard aband out on the sidewalk play Dead resided in their days of glory. with gas. Gather together 10 of your Moon ofthe Who celebrated his 20th Sound Garden sculpture in Seattle. ing for change. Pretenders vocalist His tongue in cheek voice filters closest friends. Take this book with birthday. Betyoudon'tknowatwhat On the way, stops are made at ChrissieHyndewas so impressed that through evenly to make for informa you on the ultimate road trip. It is all music club John Lennon heckled the clubs, restaurants, stadiums, arenas, this little trio was invited to open the tive reading that won't cure your you need. Smothers Brothers and subsequently gravestones, hotels and crash sites— concert. The band? The Violent insomnia in 20 seconds or less. It gives phone numbers, explicit gottossed out of. Betyou don'tknow didyou knowthatthe Altaian Brothers Femmes, of course. Conspicuously The book attempts to adhere to directions, and little hints on how in what hotel William S. Burroughs both diedinmotorcycleaccidents within absent, however is any mention of mainly to classic rock n' roll, but in toavoid prosecution for trespassing. the BoDeans. doing so, ignores many of its own I wonder if Walker learned this from But this book isn't a rock n' roll branches and subplots. For example, experience. encyclopedia. It's an atlas ofsorts . It nowhere in this book is a mention of Take off, roaring down the high Music/Killer metal doesn't explain and re-explain what Van Morrison. Some newer bands ways of America, soundtrack blast every single band has done since are dismissed as flashes in the re ing, with the police hot on your trai 1. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 6 Caesar and his singing chariots played cording pan. This, however, is afor- Take American Rock 'n'Roll Tour their first show in the Colliseum. givable offense, since itprovides such along—it's a bible. Send me a post spices things up with some outstanding acoustic guitar work. Kaiowas is the Although the author assumes a plethora of other information card with Elvis on it. name of a Brazilian Indian tribe that committed mass suicide as aform of protest readers have a basic grip of rock 'n grounded in classic rock. GRADErA against the government that attempted to take away their rain forest. Sepultura's roll trivia, one doesn't have to be Phil Pick up this book-read it cover tribute to the Kaiowasians is excellent. "Slave New World" is another ear-crushing number draws the listener in with its gothic intro, only to slam them againstthe wall with amachine gun riff from Kisser and bassist Paulo Jr. that is unbelievably ballistic. Zombie/Book better than any movie Chaos A. D is atremendously satisfying effort from Sepultura. Hopefully they will get some push from their label and land a major tour. If I was a promoter, the "glass ceiling" and other forms of I'm not kidding anymore. I'd get them out with Slayer and Motorhead pronto. Areas across this country • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 discrimination)? Zombieism is real. It's happening al 1 would crumble. tions, as near as anyone can tell. But not all the stories in The Ulti around us. It's political. Zombieism is GRADE:A If Robert Silverberg isn't com mate Zombie have such political con the politics that represses difference, menting on corporate America then notations. S. P. Somtow's "Though that would homogenize society into a •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• he is missing something himself. For I Walk Through the Valley" is agrisly vacant-eyed sameness. Zombieism isn't it the standard of corporate tale of child abuse manifested in the informs the debate about "political 1 1 America to conduct "business as zombifrcation of a child by his drunken correctness." For aren't th^y zom • 1 1• usual" despite the needs ofthe people uncle. That subject certainly isn'tpo- bies who are so afraid of difference in the workplace (sexual harassment, litical, is it? that they would construct elaborate lists of cultural literacy (which are decidedly arbitrary and capricious) HELP SOMEONE and inflictthem upon all Americans? WHO WANTS TO Aren't they zombies who insist that Americans be sterile conformists, BECOME A PARENT! pushing a barely articulated vision of sameness into our unsuspecting con Sometimes sciousness? Think about that when you read Dreams these stories. There are some very Do good authors represented in this an BE A SEMEN DONOR thology: Anne Rice, Harlan Ellison Come and Geoffrey Landis to name just a True few. These are names that have made FINANCIAL COMPENSATION - BY APPOINTMENT ONLY speculative fiction come alive. More than technical little pieces about aliens CREAT LAKES CRYOBANK and zombies, these stories are about A DIVISION OFTHE ADVANCED INSTITUTE OF FERTILITY culture ~ our culture. 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HEY GANG!! Welcome to the Wind Lake Jaycees: The Wind Halloween issue ofthe UWM Post Lake Jaycees Haunted House has Calendar. A special, expanded Hal moved to W187 SI0740 Muskego loween section is added to the calendar Dam Road. A private bam allows the forthis event. Before we begin, how Jaycees to expand the rooms and make ever, this Halloween Calendar is dedi things "more intense." The Haunted cated to the memory and legacy of house will be open from 6-10 p.m. Vincent Price, who died this week at Oct. 28-30. Admission is $3.50. For age 82. His contributiontothegenreof more information, please call 895- Horror Films stands as the standard to 6630. which all should aspire. That said, there is a Halloween party atthe Gasthaus, commencing at 8:30 p.m. tonight and featuring True Heart Susie and Miss Trixie. Ad- missionis$2, andprizes willbeawarded for best costume! Be there and be scared! Now for a peek into the next seven days: Thursday, Oct. 28
John the Conqueroo, Bradford The Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey Circus will defy gravity atthe Bradley Center Oct. Beach Club, 2012 E. North Ave., 10 29 - 31. For tickets, Call 276-4545. p.m. Stringbeans, Celebrity Club, 2203 N. Prospect Ave., 10 p.m. and 4-10 p.m. Sundays through Octo found 1910 version by John Manf relotti, Club Comedy, ber. Admission: $6 adults, $5 kids 12 Thomas Edison, willbeshown with Modjeska Theater: The 618 N. Broadway, 8:30 p.m. and under. Nosferatu at 1 and 3:15 p.m. today. ModjeskaTheater, at 12thandMitchell ComedySportz, 126 N. Jefferson Lurvey Farms, Hwy. 67, The silent films will be shown with Streets, again busies itself for the pur St., 7:30 p.m. organ accompaniment. pose of Halloween hellraising. Ma Milwaukee County Zoo: The Dousman. Joe Restivo, Comedy Cafe, 615 dame Modj eska' s Haunted Theater of A haunted hayride, pumpkins, Witches, 6:30 p.m. Milwaukee County Zoo is home again E.Brady St.,9p.m. Terror is open from 7-10 p.m. tonight to the Fuj i Dungeon ofDarkness. The apples, Indian Com and more await Night ofthe Living Dead, Megalania, Quarters, 900 E. Cen and Sunday, and 7-11 p.m. Friday and eventfeatures a20 minutetour beneath you at Lurvey Farms in Dousman. A 8:30p.m. ter, 10 p.m. Saturday. In addition, David Seebach's the elephant house. Hours are 6-9 p.m. hauntedhouseisopen 10a.m.to5p.m. Hellraiser, 10:30 pm. La Musgana brings some rhyth "Illusions In the Night," acelebration Friday and Saturday and 5-8 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, and haunted Oct. 31: Daffy Duck & the mic music from the streets of Spain to of Halloween magic, takes place at 8 Sunday. A $4 admission fee includes hayrides are available from 6:30 to 11 Quackbusters, 2 p.m. ShankHall, 1434N. Farwell Ave., at p.m. Oct. 29, and 2 and 8 p.m. Oct. 30. parking. In addition, the Bank One p.m. Friday through Sunday. Admis Beetlejuice, 6:30 p.m. 8 p.m. tonight. Formore information, please call 383- Halloween Spooktacular takes place sion is $5. For more information, call The Howling, 8:30 p.m. Acoustic Blues onNational Steel 9580. Oct. 30 and 31. This event is to be a 965-2484. Guitars, featuring Gary Casper, Terry safe place for trick-or-treaters, and the St. Francis Jaycees/93 WQFM: Frank and Rick Holmes, Up & Un Dungeon ofDarkness will be toned 94 WKTI/March of Dimes: This This year's haunted happenings take Haunted Hotel: The Haunted der, 1216 E. Brady St., 9:30 p.m. year'sfestivitiestakeplaceattheAvalon place at 2538 E. Norwich Ave. Ad Hotel at Rainbow Springs in down. This event is free with regular Theater, 2473 S. Kinnickinnic Ave., mission is $4 and doors open at 7 p.m. Mukwonago has added a beer tent and zoo admission. Friday, Oct. 29 where "Morticia' s Lobby" will be set For more information, please call 744- live entertainment to supplement the up, with "the Little Prop Shop ofHor- 6088. ghostly activities ofahotelthatnever Hartford Jaycees: The Hartford John the Conqueroo, Bradford rors," which features props from hor opened. Pregnant women and those Jaycees Haunted House takes place Beach Club, 10 p.m. ror films throughout the years. The Milwaukee Public Museum: The with weak hearts are warned. Hours Friday and Saturday from 7 to 11 p.m. lobby opens 30 minutes before the MPM, 800 W. Wells St., is again are 6-12 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, Admission is $4. The haunted house is CAL CONTINUED OhIO • nightly showing ofthe "Haunted Film offering "Fright Flicks in the Nickel Festival." In addition, actress Judith odeon" daily from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. 0'Dea,whoplayedBarbraintheMg/tf this year. In addition, "Myth and Leg ofthe Living Dead, will appear atthe end" Tours will be conducted hourly, Avalon Theater prior to the movie's examining burial practices, shrunken screening Friday and Saturday. heads, mummies and the like from cul lamarac k COME ENJOY O'Dea's appearance is to help cel tures around the world. Finally, chil ebrate the25th anniversary ofthe film's dren can trick ortreat the Streets of Old OUR 16 BEERS release. For more information, please Milwaukee Saturday and Sunday from ON TAP! call 778-3500. Film dates and times noon to 3 p.m. For more information, are as follows: please call 278-2000. Oct. 28: TheIllustratedMan,6:30 Come Join p.m. TrickOrTreatDownNorthridge Us for Packer The Howling, 8:30 p.m. Street: Northridge Mall's 12th annual Games! Oct. 29: The Maze (3-D), 6:30 "Trick Or Treat Down Northridge p.m. Street" takes place Oct. 29 at 5 p.m., Night ofthe Living Dead, followed by magician Rick Wilcox at 7 Finest Italian Foods St. Patrick's Day 8:30p.m. p.m. The fun continues Oct. 30, when & Thin Crust Pizza Weekend The Shining, 10:30 p.m. Wilcox performs at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. $2 Shots of Oct. 30: Frankenstein, a recently Admission is free. Jameson Irish Whiskey CALDERONE the finest irish whiskey cm in the land pperoiiQoa ymp Sunday Nights $4 PITCHERS OF $1.00 Miller High Life Every Thursday 32oz BUD $2.00 4pm-close Antonio Fazzari LOADED Miller Lite & & Leinie's Every Friday • Stuffed Icelandic Cod/Fish Fry Mamma Rosa TACOS JIM LIBAN Friday, Oct. 29 • Live Music / Phone Ahead Group of Five or More Sun. Oct. 31st Appearing IM Greg Koch & Bring in this Ad & Every Monday • Margaritas & Daiquiri's 30 Receive $5 Off Your Bill!! The Tone Controls Sat., Oct. Every Tuesday • Gen. 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T CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Packer tickets and more! Bars par $10. p.m. on Friday and 10-11 p.m. on most of whom are students or alumni ticipating are Steny's, 1887, Fritz's, Ifyou're looking for something to Saturday. There will be costumes, ofthe High School ofthe Arts. The the others for the rest ofthe night. Just Art's and Barry's Water Street do during the day, the Milwaukee hay rides, abonfire and astonishingly cost is $5 and hey, that's cheaper than Also featured will be prizes, sur Pub, among others. Public Museum, 800 W. Wells St., enough, a35-foot Godzilla ambling a movie and besides, you can prob prises and costume contests. Buses Closer to home, the Water Street is sponsoring trick or treating the old down the river on a barge. The band ably get away with heckling here. leave about every 15 minutes. Bars Pub Crawl gets rolling at 9 p.m. fashioned way in the Streets of Old Pet Engine takes the stage from 5 - Ifyou're up for some culture, the included are: Bunker's Mainstreet, Saturday, taking revelers to Lucci' s, Milwaukee exhibit from 12-3 p.m. 7:30 p.m. Friday, followed by the Milwaukee Ballet, 929 N. Water Benno's, CW's, Kasper's, Liquid Luke's, Rosie's, the Harp, Water Saturday and Sunday. Their daily Gufs, from 8-11 p.m. Saturday St., is sponsoring some intellectual Johnny's, Stooges and more. Tick Street Brewery and other places as "Myth and Legend" tours will also features the Yell Leaders from 5 - fun. A ballet version ofthe classic tale ets are available at any ofthe above well. Again, each bar has a costume feature highlights from Druidic and 7:30 p.m., with the reggae of World of "Cinderella" will be performed bars. contest at 10 p.m., then the finals will Mexican Day ofthe Dead traditions, Roots playing from 9 -11 p.m. Clas Oct. 28-31. Jack-o-lanterns carved The Walker's Point Pub Crawl beheldatBrewCityBBQatllp.m. along with pumpkin carving and face sic horror flicks will be shown all by Milwaukee dancers will be on takes place starting at 8 p.m. Friday Prizes are $1,000 cash, two round painting. weekend longto putyou in adevilish display in the Main Lounge ofthe night. City trolleys will leave the bars trip airline tickets to Las Vegas and a Also, "FrightFlicks intheNick- mood. Performing Arts Center for audience every 10-15 minutes and each bar CDBoombox. elodeon" will feature scenes from Ifyou're really feeling wild, don't enjoyment will choose two finalists at 10 p.m., Actwerks is sponsoring mystical Phantom ofthe Opera, the Hunch hesitate to check out Madame In addition, directly followingthe who are to go to 1887 forfmal judge events galore. Saturday, they're back of Notre Dame and the origi Modjeska's Haunted Theatre ofTer- 1:30 performance Sunday, children ment (of costumes, that is) at 11 p.m. holding a psychic fair featuring nu- nal Dracula movie, 1928's ror atthe Modjeska Theatre, run will be invited to show up in costume Grand prize: a limo ride, dinner for merologists, palmists, astrologists, Nosferatu. ning Oct. 20 - 30. It's a scripted to meet Cinderella and her wicked four and four tickets to the Packers- tarot card readings, past life regres Inadifferentvein, "River Haunt" Sleeping Time Production, in the stepsisters. There is no charge for the Bears game Sunday in Green Bay! sions and psychometry from 1 -6 p.m. at Pere Milwaukee Park promises tradinonofMontyPython.It'smanned reception and refreshments will be Other prizes are Bucks tickets, It's free to get in, but each reading is to be a real scream. It runs 5-11 by trained actors and technical crew, available. The UWM Post Calendar
more info, call263-5140. Tim Cavanagh, Comedy Cafe, 9 tomghtattheUnicaiTheater.Admissionto kenstein movies features Gene Wilder, • CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 Shank Hall proudly presents "Hal pjn. the forum is free. Cloris Leachman, Marty Feldman, Teri loween Hypnosis," featuring Louri Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown, Garr, Madeline Kahn and Gene Hack- Willy Porter, Celebrity Club, 10 Akinchine & the Russian Folk Trio, with C J. Chenier, ShankHall, 8 p.m. FumSeries:TheUWMUnionThe- man p.m. the amazing mind ofJeffDeMark and ater concludes itsPunkRockThursdays John Manfrelotti, Club Comedy, btemBlem,featuringVictorDeLorenzo, Film Series wifhiwjgeredandomerKem Saturday,Oct30 8 and 10 p.m. ConnieGrauer,JimEanelliandKimZick. shorts,followedby//tfterf- GGAllin& ComedySportz, 126N. Jefferson All this forthe low, lowpriceof$5! the Murder Junkies. The films start at 7 Film: Rocky Horror Picture Show, St., 7:30 and 10 p.m. VinicettLwithRiotActTA.Vem's, pjn.Afler//a^filmir^erToddPhillips OrientalTheater,2230N.FarwellAve., Joe Restivo, Comedy Cafe, 8 9:30p.m. will lead adiscussion. 11:30am. Tonightisaspecialpresenta- and 10:15 p.m. The Old Blues Boys, Tumble Inn, ucmofRHPS,sincetwocc«tumecontests Boris the Sprinkler, with Beer 2379 S. Howell Ave., 9:30 p.m. Friday,Oct29 wttl beheld, one for Rocky and anormal Bottle Rocket, Quarters, 10 p.m. one. Inaddition,theDead Alewives will Little Blue Crunchy Things, in Sunday, Oct 31 Tournament: ATableTennisTour- beonhand, spreadinglaughter and good an all-ages show at 6 p.m. tonight at Thursday,Oct28 namentwillbeheldat2p.m.today in the cheertoail. ShankHall. LBCT will also appear in ComedySportz, 126 N. Jefferson Rec Center ofthe UWM Union. The a 10 p.m. show with Pleasure, which St, 7:30 p.m. Popcorn Forum: "Sex, Drugs & tourney is opento all UWM faculty, stu Sunday, Oct 31 features members of Trip Open Stage, Quarters, p.m. Violence in theMass Media: WhereDo dents and staff. A $4 entry fee will be Shakespeare. Complainers Blues Jam, Up & We Draw The Line?' is the topico f a assessed, andprizesareawardedforfirst ¥^hn:lMkreziaBorgia,as\[&Ahorror TrueLogic,T.A. Vern's, 5104N. Under, 8 p.m. forum to be held at 2 p.m. today in the through third places. For more informa film from 1922,documentsmeatrocities Lovers Lane Rd., 9:30 p.m. Wisconsin Room West ofthe UWM tion, call 229-5511. committed in medieval Italy by the title Monday, Nov. 1 Union. Featured speakers will be Prof. character,anactualhistoricalfigure.The Saturday, Oct 30 DaveBerkmanoflheUWMMassCom- Film: Young Frankenstein, Para- film will be accompanied by live music Window Works Unplugged, municanoroDepartmentandfilmmaker diseTheater,6229W.GreenfieldAve., from Sigmund Snopek, meaning, of John the Conqueroo, Bradford BradfordBeachClub, 10p.m. Todd Phillips, director of Hated: G. G. tonightand Saturday atmidnightonly.Mel course,marmefilmwiUbeatmeParadise BeachClub, 10p.m. Poet'sMonday,CafeMelange, 8:30 Allin & the Murder Junkies, showing Brooks'sclassic 1974spoofoftheFran- Theater at 2 and 7 p.m. today only. TheGUFS,CelebrityClub, 10p.m. pm. JohnManfrelotti,ClubComedy, 8 Bruce Hazel & friends, the Globe, and 10 p.m. 2028 E. North Ave., 10 p.m. PARAMOUNT PICTURES, NITRO, and the UWM POST invite you to: ComedySportz, 126 N. Jefferson St, 7:30 and 10 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 3 CREEPIER. KOOKIER. SPOOKIER. OOKIER. Joe Restivo, Comedy Cafe, 7,9 and 11p.m. Pat McCurdy, Celebrity Club, 10 Wanda Chrome & the Leather pm. Pharaohs Tape Release Party, with JolmFerrentino,QubComedy,8:30 Mortal Plants and Rustle of Love, pm. Quarters, 9 p.m. In addition, a Tie Me Dead Alewives, 126 N. Jefferson DownfasWonshowisalsoscheduledFor St, 8 p.m. Contrary to popular belief, God welcomes singles, too. When you come to the United Methodist Church, you'll only come alone once. After that, we consider you family. Come Join us this Sunday in the love and fellowship of Jesus Christ
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By Steve Zimmerman "She's deceptively good," said with a high corner goal to keep eight for the entire game. "We've started to gel a little Moynihan. "She's quick with very alive the Panther cause at the "We weren't necessarily tak more." Moynihan said. Maybe itwas too sunny? good control. She was really able to 62:41 mark. Xavier would an ing advantage of our opportuni The University of Minnesota After defeating Loyola (111.) Uni get a lot of shots off." swer only minutes later with a ties to shoot." Moynihan said. Golden Gophers visit Engelmann versity, 4-2, in the mud Saturday in Tombragel was more efficientthan goal in the low corner from Nicki Xavier's Harris, with 10 shots, Field Oct. 31 in the season finale. Chicago, good weather and a clean Harris. Tombragel knocked home a Lingrosso at the 68:59 mark. outshotthe entire Panther squad. The Golden Gophers arrive here field couldn't help the University of goal on her only shot and aided her Ribares would answer with her Also, UWM wasn't able to for an early 11 a.m. start. Wisconsin-Milwaukee women's soc teammates with two assists, including second goal ofthe game less than utilize their five corner kick op UWM looks to finish the sea cer team as the Panthers fell to Xavier the assist on Harris's goal. three minutes later at the 71:26 portunities, a weapon they use son strongly, as they did last year, (Ohio) University Musketeers, 4-2, Xavier took a 2-0 lead when mark. It was her third goal on the for scoring quick goals. winning their last three games. Sunday in Cincinnati, Ohio. Sally Berding beat Panther goal weekend and raised her season "This season we have been Heidi Kratochvil is expected Any hopes of a winning season keeper Barb Endes with a one- total to 12. able to score on corner kicks," to return to the field on Sunday. were dashed with the loss to the on-one at the 38:20 mark. "She's really making the most Moynihan said. She has been out with a ankle Musketeers. UWM's record now As UWM went into halftime of her opportunities." Moynihan Moynihan has seen the team sprain for several weeks. stands at 7-9-2 with only one game trailing 2-0, the Panthers were said. coming together late this year, "I'm sure we'll do well," remaining this year. looking at a sub-.500 record for Ribares has all but wrapped although the wins are not hap Moynihan said, "we want to go UWM coach SusanMoynihansaid the season. up her second team scoring title pening. out on a winning note." losing is wearing on the Panthers. It would become a reality in in as many seasons. After "It is definitely not fun or easy." the second half. Sunday's game she has 28 points, Moynihan said. Tombragel kept the Xavier eight points higher than the 20 Leading the charge for the Mus pressure on with a goal against points she scored last season. —THE— •/->% keteers were Barbi Harris and Jenny Endes, giving Xavier a dominat After Ribares' second goal, IKESMITHS Tombragel. Harris was a goalkeep ing 3-0 advantage at the 53:21 the Panthers would not move any ers nightmare, attempting ten shots mark. * closer the rest ofthe way. Lack of a strong first half per and scoring the opening goal. The Panthers just did not lie 2865 N. Murray Avenue • She hit a high corner shot atthe 24 down, however. formance attributed heavily to the (corner of E. Locust & Murray) . minute,41 secondmark,givingXavier Scoring sensation Betsy loss. UWM managed only three 332-1330 I Ribares nailed the back ofthe net shots on goal in the first half and a 1-0 lead. Week 6 | Please circle your choice and . bring your entry to EG80 (The Post). I Postscripts Chicago at Green Bay New Orleans at Phoenix i Dallas at Philadelphia San Diego at L.A. Raiders Briggs up for award: Junior Mark ments involuntary service toth e com ary co-chairperson ofthe event. An Kansas City at Miami LA. Rams at San Francisco • Briggs ofthe University ofWisconsin- munity and who has been an exemplary thony AventoftheBucks,JohnJurkovic New England at Indianapolis Seattle at Denver • Milwaukee men's basketball team is role model forthe youth ofWisconsin. ofthe Packers, Victor Noguieraofthe Tampa Bay at Atlanta Detroit at Minnesota • one of seven Milwaukee area sports In addition to UWM's Briggs, Wave and Carl Valimont ofthe Admi N.Y Jets at N.Y. Giants ft figures to be nominated for the All Green Bay Packer Don Davey, Mil rals will also serve as co-chairpersons. 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By Joel R. Grant be optimistic about after Sunday's also completed a pass as quarterback Not only will this game have the Upset Special: The Phoenix 37-14 lynching ofTampa. and ran for five yards. usual intensity andmutualhatred, ithas Cardinals over the Saints. The Don't get too excited Packer fans, We' 11 start with receiver Sterling Darrell Thompson, in his first start hugeimplicationswithintheNFCCen- Cardinals are always tough at it's only Tampa Bay. The Bucs Sharpe. Sharpe caught ten balls for as the featured running back this year, tral Division. scorching Sun Devil Stadium and couldn't even beat the best college 147 yards and four touchdowns, ty ran for 105 yards, a career high. the Saints are struggling im After losing the firsttw o games of football team in the state of Florida. ing Don Hutson's 1945 record for Brett Favre finally lived up to his mensely. Cardinal quarterback the year, the Bears won three Butthere were plenty ofthings to touchdowns in a single game. Sharpe pre-season expectations, completing Steve Beuerlein will have a big straight before losing to the Min 20 of 35 passes for 268 yards and day for Phoenix and Cardinal nesota Vikings Monday night. The four touchdowns. strong safety, Chuck Cecil will Bears' defense looks as good as And the Packer secondary has give somebody a concussion. any in the league. Pick Playoff finally recovered fromthei r humiliat Maybe it'll be himself. Phoenix ing performance at Dallas Oct. 3 by Jim Harbaugh is still a second- ;^^;^ :Syl I; lv-|ll - ^ l:; JC: ^^fe 27, New Orleans 20. IIIIII : ; coming up with two interceptions. rate quarterback and Neal Chicago ft QREETI BAY Green Bay was expected to cream Anderson is not the running back Contest Update: Tim Chicago 6 GREEN BAY Dallas ft PHILADELPttIA the inept Bucs and did so, which is an he once was. Droubay leads the UWM Post/ DALLAS « Philadelphia encouraging sign. Ittook coach Mike Bikesmiths Picks Playoff contest The advantage goes to the KANSAS CriY ft Miami Holmgren fiveweek s to realize what with 38 points. Thanks to a Mon KAM5AS CTTY e Miami Packers for two reasons. The he needed to do on offense: get the day Night Bonus point, Droubay HEW ENGLAND ft Indy. Favre-Sharpe connection has Tfew England « OTDY. ball to Sterling Sharpe and get itto him holds a slim one point advantage been revitalized and the game will Tampa Bay « ATLATfTA :• :'•••::••;. often. It's no secret Sharpe is the best over Tom Reppen and David be played on the (hopefully) fro N.Y. Jeta ft MY. GIANTS receiver in theNFL (sorry, Jerry Rice). McCullough who have accumu rl.Y. Jets « MY. GIANTS zen tundra of Lambeau Field. lated 37 points. Three contes New Orleans ft PHOENIX It's also no secret that he may score a New Orleans « FHOEMX touchdown every time he touches the Look.for a defensive struggle, tants, Burt Nicholls, Candice
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