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You are here, finally! TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the We wish you a warm cost of long distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments charge as much Publisher / Editor: as U.S. $7.00 per minute! Allyna Vineberg CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from [email protected] the U.S. and Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and IUSAcell, the local Office & Sales: 223-1128 carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, Contributors: then the seven digit number of the person you’re Anna Reisman calling. Omit the prefix if dialling a land line. Joe Harrington LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 10%-15% of the bill at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, Krystal Frost Giselle Belanger If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite taxis, waiters, maids, etc. depending on the got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at the maps service. Some businesses and offices close from Ronnie Bravo on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. Tommy Clarkson In restaurants, it is considered poor manners Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - one of the largest bays in Stan Gabruk to present the check before it is requested, so this country - which includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north Harriet Murray when you’re ready to leave, ask «La cuenta, por Catherine Caldera and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. John Warren -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountains- the Bay is well protected against MONEY EXCHANGE: Banks will give you a Jake Ames, MD HMD the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on higher rate of exchange than the exchange October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 booths (caja de cambio), though not all offer Gregg Sutton kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, exchange services to foreigners. Better yet, Dan Grippo thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations. if you have a “bank card”, withdraw funds Jonathan Dobrer from your account back home. Try to avoid AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal exchanging money at your hotel. Traditionally, Cover Photo: POPULATION: 325,000 inhabitants currency in Mexico although Canadian and those offer the worst rates. “Three Wise Men” CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average American dollars are widely accepted. WHAT TO DO: Even if your all-inclusive hotel Archive (2008) of 300 sunny days per year. The temperature BUSES: A system of urban buses with is everything you ever dreamed of, you should averages 28°C (82°F) and the rainy season different routes. Current fare is $7.50 Pesos experience at least a little of all that Vallarta Graphic Designer: extends from late June to early October. per ticket and passengers must purchase has to offer - it is truly a condensed version of Leo Robby R.R. FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great a new ticket every time they board another all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned Webmaster: variety of animal species such as iguana, bus. There are no “transfers”. Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos guacamaya, deer, raccoon, etc. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined and Ixtapa, were developed. Millions have pvmcitypaper.com SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses zones of the town. Do not enter a taxi without been spent to ensure that the original “small Online Team two Marine National Parks - Los Arcos and the agreeing on the price with the driver FIRST. town” flavor is maintained downtown, in the An Important Notice: Marieta Islands - where diving is allowed under If you are staying in a hotel, you may want to Old Town and on the South Side. certain circumstances but fishing of any kind is check the rates usually posted in the lobby. DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a The PVMIRROR wants your views and comments. Please send them prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit Also, if you know which restaurant you want Mexican vacation must inevitably lead to an by e-mail to: [email protected] of the humpback whales, dolphins and manta to go, do not let the driver change your mind. encounter with Moctezuma’s revenge is just rays in the winter. During the summer, sea turtles, Many restaurateurs pay commissions to taxi that: false. For the 26th year in a row, Puerto PV Mirror es una publicación semanal. a protected species, arrive to its shores to lay drivers and you may end up paying more than Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification Certificados de licitud de título y contenido en tramite. Prohibida la their eggs. you should, in a second-rate establishment! of purity for human consumption. It is one of reproducción total o parcial de su ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly There are 2 kinds of taxi cabs: those at the only two cities in Mexico that can boast of such contenido, imágenes y/o fotografías sin on tourism, construction and to a lesser degree, airport and the maritime port are usually vans accomplishment. True, the quality of the water previa autorización por escrito del editor. on agriculture, mainly tropical fruit such as that can only be boarded there. They have tested at the purification plant varies greatly Note: mango, papaya, watermelon, pineapple, pre-fixed rates per passenger. City cabs are from what comes out of the tap at the other end. To Advertisers & Contributors and those guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. yellow cars that charge by the ride, not by So do be careful. On the other hand, most large with public interest announcements, passenger. When you ask to go downtown, hotels have their own purification equipment the deadline for publication is: Index many drivers let you off at the beginning of and most restaurants use purified water. If you the area, near Hidalgo Park. However, your want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified 2:00 pm on fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so why bottled water just about anywhere. Monday of the week walk 10 to 15 blocks to the main plaza, the EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American prior to publication. Church or the flea market? Pick up a free tourists often fall in love with one of the many map, and insist on your full value from the stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. Many would like to 250 words max, full name, street or driver! Note the number of your taxi in case bring it back with them, but believe that the laws e-mail address and/or tel. number for verification purposes only. If you do of any problem, or if you forget something do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would not want your name published, we will in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can like to bring a cat or a dog back home, call the respect your wishes. Letters & articles help you check it out or lodge a complaint. local animal shelter for more info: 293-3690. become the property of the PVMIRROR TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning and may be edited and/or condensed for publication. The articles in this on Central Time, as is the area of the State of would be to take one of the City Tours offered publication are provided for the purpose Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the north to the by the local tour agencies. Before boarding, of entertainment and information only. Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La make sure you have a map and take note of the The PV Mirror City Paper does not Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, places you want to return to. Then venture off accept any responsibility or liability for the content of the articles on this site Punta Mita, etc. North of Lo De Marcos, the beaten path. Explore a little. Go farther than or reliance by any person on the site’s Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on the tour bus takes you. And don’t worry - this is contents. Any reliance placed on such Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. a safe place. information is therefore strictly at such person’s own risk. 3

allowed in these establishments other than whom I like a lot). They always greet me even service animals. when I am just walking by. But the manager

[email protected] has never acknowledged my presence. He PV loving tourist has never greeted me and on at least a dozen Dear PV loving tourist, visits has never visited my table to thank me Though I agree with most of the points made for my patronage. A couple of times there was DEAR EDITOR, in your email, I must point out that there is not another soul in the restaurant. I feared an increasing number of restaurants and cafés it might not last. Then I heard that in fact it My husband and I have been coming to Puerto in both the U.S. and Canada that do welcome was up for lease. If any of your readers know Vallarta for the past 25 years. We love the pets, not only service animals. the real owners, please tell them they did a people here as well as the food, entertainment The Ed fantastic job on the building, have a great and all PV has to offer. As tourists staying in chef and some good waiters, but no business old town for several years, we have noticed how because of the management (or lack of). I see much busier it seems to become every year. DEAR EDITOR, he finally put an ad in your paper, but he has Also noticed the increasing number of people done little advertising and stupidly did not who bring their pets with them on vacation. This letter is about the Hacienda Carlota enter Restaurant Week last year. If they had a I know people love their pets and treat them which opened about one year ago. I live across manager who knew anything about how to run as a member of the family, however, many the street from it and when the old Hacienda a fine dinning restaurant, it could be one of the do not bother to clean up after them. This is closed and a For Sale sign went up, I was most popular restaurants in town. disturbing as so many people are walking on the worried. Fearful that yet another concrete sidewalks - not that clean with dirt, spilt drinks, condo was going up when I saw the roof being The Culver Family dog urine and fecal matter, chewing gum, spit removed, I rushed over. The architect assured etc. on them. This brings me to another matter: me they were only restoring the old building people placing their pets on chairs in bars and and it would be a restaurant open for breakfast DEAR EDITOR, restaurants. lunch and dinner. I was thrilled. The renovation The chairs are meant for people to sit on. took over one year, but when it finally opened, I I’d like to take this opportunity to Not pets. The cushions on chairs are for the was one of their first clients. acknowledge an outstanding business person comfort of the customers and are an additional The building is gorgeous and beautifully in Puerto Vallarta. Prior to moving back to cost to the businesses. Not to mention the cost furnished. My only disappointment was that the U.S., we listed our property with David of cleaning the cushions. As a matter of respect they had not fully restored the formally lush Hoffman at Tropicasa Realty. David went way for the business and common sense, the animals garden. The food was good, but the staff (which beyond what the average realtor would do to should be on the floor. It does not matter who outnumbered the clients) was totally untrained. facilitate the sale of our property. Not being you are, if you were to attend a restaurant and While the manager busied himself making toast, in PV at the time could have made it very the waiter wiped his shoes on your chair before the staff wandered around with not a clue what difficult for us but David took the pressure off he offered you a seat, you would be appalled. to do. I gave it a couple of weeks to get their act us and made it as easy as possible. Pets’ paws are just as dirty as the shoes and together and went back. Same thing, gorgeous I highly recommend David and the staff at should be kept on the floor. room, good food but non-existent service from Tropicasa if you ever need a realtor in Puerto By all means, let your pets on your furniture the greatly reduced staff. Vallarta. Big applause to David, Nena, and at your own home but please show some respect But I have continued to return as it is everyone that were so professional! for the businesses and other patrons by placing convenient and I love sitting in the patio with Sincerely, them on the floor. Remember, if you were at the view of the bell tower of Santa Cruz. home in the US or Canada, no pets would be Eventually they got some good waiters (two of Ginger Carpenter (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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Important January Events Looking for a morning activity that takes you into interesting spaces? Take a Home Tour run by the International Friendship Club (IFC). Happy New Year! We’re very Stroll to the Sea Monkey Restaurant at the foot of Aquiles Serdan excited to begin 2018 and look and enjoy a delicious breakfast on the beach or watch the people go by forward to accomplishing many great on the Malecon. Board our air-conditioned, luxury bus at 10:30 and things together. This month we have tour four fabulous homes in Puerto Vallarta that have been opened up 2 wonderful events to mark on your for you by their very generous owners. Be back in time for lunch at calendar. (Given the many other 1:30. events slated for January, we will Here’s a couple of tips: not hold our monthly membership 1. The tours often sell out so buy your tickets online at www. meeting at Incanto, but will resume ifctoursforvallarta.com in February). 2. Make sure your feet, knees and hips are in working order as many of the homes are built on the hills of Conchas Chinas or on the rocky cliffs January 9 - Wine & Cocktail January 23 - Fiesta Azul surrounding the bay and walking up and down stairs and on cobblestones Reception at OPC 6:30 p.m. - Reception might be required, depending on the homes chosen that week. 5:30 p.m. at 598 Juarez and Silent Auction All of the profits from the tours are spent by the IFC to support its (at Aldama downtown) 8 p.m. - Seated Dinner cleft palate program, its dental outreach program and in financial aid Bring your friends and join us for to twenty or so charities in this area. The Office for Cultural Projects our biggest - and most important, If you’d like to take a break from the beach / pool and broaden your (OPC) is an independent, non-profit event of the season. Fiesta Azul is knowledge of PV, a Home Tour is for you. You will enjoy it and the arts organization dedicated to fostering our largest fundraiser of the year, and people of PV will benefit too. dialogue through exhibitions, round all proceeds benefits the important For details of the charities IFC supports, see www.ifcvallarta.com table discussions, public art and arts work of the Vallarta Garden Club. education programs. The OPC works If you’ve not purchased your tickets, with artists, architects, curators, please do so today. You can purchase academics, and writers who explore tickets using cash at Cassandra Shaw ideas that shape our city and to Jewelers (on Basilio Badillo), by develop cultural programming that is credit card (email: colemartelli@ firmly rooted in Puerto Vallarta, yet yahoo.com), or through our web site: international in scope. www.vallartagardenclub.com The Martha and David Haynes Educational Garden at OPC features Need to renew your membership? plantings by Puerto Vallarta Botanical If you’ve not renewed your 2018 Garden and Vallarta Garden Club, Garden Club membership, you can and we look forward to welcoming easily renew it online through our you to this inspirational place. web site. More Information on OPC and OPC See what’s happening on our Garden: www.oficinacultural.org Facebook page (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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The Puerto Vallarta Bridge Club announces its awesome 2018 Lesson and Play Schedule

WILD WEDNESDAYS RETURN! Lessons: defense at the bridge table with Anne and Sharon Every Wednesday 10:30 to 12:30 p.m. starting January 10 More on what to lead, how to signal and other ways to interfere with the declarer. Tips on second and third hand play. Learn negative doubles! This is beneficial for players who have completed a beginning course and want to continue to improve their play. It will also really help more experienced players who never learned, or have forgotten, how to communicate on defense. Questions & Registration: Anne ([email protected]) or Sharon ([email protected])

SUPERVISED PLAY WITH LESLIE Every Friday 10:30 to 12 noon starting January 5 Don’t miss this fun game where you can ask any question and get the right answer! “What should I open?” “How should I respond?” “How can we get to slam?” This game is for everybody who’d like to play better bridge.

LOU’S SHORT & SWEET TUESDAY LESSONS Every Tuesday 12:30 to 1:15 starting January 9 Learn about bidding conventions and defense techniques that are easy to grasp, but perhaps more sophisticated than what you might have been playing. These lessons are tailored for the intermediate bridge player who would like to kick it up a notch. …………………………………… 99’er GAME Every Wednesday 2 to 5 p.m. starting January 3 Want to enjoy the wonderful world of duplicate bridge but are tired of having to play with “Sharks”? This game is a great way for intermediate and party bridge players to learn to play Duplicate in a supportive and fun environment. These games also give less experienced players a chance to practice new conventions, to find new partners and to win masterpoints. ……………………………………… OPEN DUPLICATE GAMES Every Tuesday and Friday through April, 1:30 to 5 p.m. ……………………………… SPONSORED BY THE PV BRIDGE CLUB Members’ Sala, 2nd Floor Lions Club 280 Francisco Madero between Constitución and I. L. Vallarta Email [email protected] or visit our website (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Map) on Central number (See location at www.vallartabridge.com 20 30 6

The vendors of the Marsol Friday Market join in wishing all of you a very Happy New Year and are looking forward to a great 2018. We are a group of local residents who each have their special product that he or she is producing or promoting. This results in an amazing array of merchandise under one roof which you can browse through every Friday from 9:30 to 1:30 p.m. Located in the large lobby of the historic Marsol Hotel just steps from the entrance to Olas Altas pier - a favorite of the city, are available. For a vast selection of tourist attraction - you will be entertained by the jewelry, there is no market venue offering more guitar magic of Martin as you visit with the more variety and originality than the Marsol. Sterling than 50 local vendors. silver, bronze, macramé, natural stones, leather Take time to talk with them and find out more and fantasy creations make great gifts as well as a about their specialties. Looking for authentic wonderful addition to your own jewelry collection. Huichol crafts, alejibres from Oaxaca (the Delicious pastries and artisan bread are featured, collectible whimsical figures like strange animals and we are looking for more vendors of specialty and dragons), talavera pottery, unique sculptures foods. If you would like to participate with your from metal and stones, corn husk dolls, art created own food products, please email dreamptovta@ from straw, Oaxacan textiles, or original art, the gmail.com with your contact information. Marsol Market is the place to find them. Tour We hope to see you every Friday at the Marsol information about the Vallarta walking tours to Market by the Pier, 103 Francisca Rodriguez in the (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location learn more about our favorite city, as well as maps Olas Altas area. 31

Every year, local vendors and businesses gather to sell their goods at those markets… locally grown organic fruit and vegetables, homemade yogurt and cheeses, jams, local honey, soaps and lotions, fresh cut flowers, jewelry, shoes and clothes, art creations, etc. Mondays - 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. - Bucerías Monday Market at the Art Walk Plaza Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. – Bohemio Artisans Co-op – 625 Lazaro Cardenas Thursdays - 6 to 10 p.m. - Marina Thursday Night Market along the Malecon of Marina Vallarta. Fridays – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. - Sayulita Market near the entrance to the town on Revolución. Fridays – 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. - Marsol Market in the lobby of the Marsol Hotel, by the Pier Saturdays – 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. – Three Hens and a Rooster Market – 466 V. Carranza Saturdays - 9:30 a.m. to 2 p.m. – Olas Altas Farmers’ Market at Lazaro Cardenas Park Saturdays - 9:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. – Lo de Marcos Market Saturdays - 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. – Artisans’ Market in Nuevo Vallarta behind the OXXO by Villa Varadero Sundays – 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. - La Cruz Sunday Market along the Malecon of the La Cruz Marina

(See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Great fun, tons of samples and treats …and a great Map) on Central number (See location 6 way to support the LOCAL economy. 12 7 (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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in the Boca de Tomatlán and the south shore area, including a major new grant to provide the new Dental Dan Grippo Josué Santiago, says that “Many chaplain. For more information clinic with a digital x-ray reader. Our people have a mistaken belief that about IFC Mindfulness Meditation, Education Committee offers grants Saturday mornings at the IFC are they cannot meditate because they email Dan at [email protected]. to support educational initiatives dedicated to spiritual growth and ‘can’t stop thinking’ or have ‘too Gentle Yoga volunteer convener underway in some of Vallarta’s most holistic health, with a mindful economically challenged morning of shared insights areas, partnering with and guided meditation from a diverse group of 9:15 to 10:30, followed by established and respected an opportunity to connect educational and charitable body and spirit from 11 to organizations including Noon with gentle yoga. Both the American School and activities are offered for a British American School voluntary donation of your and The Vallarta Youth choice, which helps support Orchestra, The Volcanes IFC charities. Community Education The IFC Mindfulness Project and SETAC Meditation gatherings Community Center. introduce time-honored practices from a variety of spiritual many thoughts running around in John Provence recalls how yoga The IFC serves as a “United Way” traditions. No particular background my head.’ To which I respond, practice helped him overcome serious of Puerto Vallarta, offering monthly or belief system is assumed or ‘Welcome to the human race! To be physical challenges. He now offers financial support to a growing list of required. Dan Grippo, the group’s alive is to think.’ the IFC class as a way to give back to local charities, including: orphanages volunteer convener these past seven “Our idea of mindfulness the community what he has received Corazon de Niña and Casa Hogar years along with IFC Administrator meditation is not to shut down or and to share this wonderful practice Maximo Cornejo, humanitarian forcibly control our thoughts but with all who wish to achieve greater and service organizations Vida rather to become aware of whatever mind-body integration and wellness. Reavivida (Womens Shelter), is arising in our experience - mental, All levels are welcome and limited Dives in Miseracordia, Arroyos de emotional, physical - moment to mobility is not an impediment from Esperanza, CANICA, Clinical Santa moment. Being aware of many gaining benefits from the practice. Barbara de Rehabilitacion, Pasitos thoughts is still being aware, and Some extra yoga mats are available, de Luz, and The Salvation Army that is the beginning of awakening please bring your own if you have food kitchen. more fully to this present moment. one. For more information on Gentle We learn to observe without judging, Yoga, email John at johnprovence. Our Home Tours (www. without grasping at or pushing away [email protected] toursforvallarta.com) raise funds that our experience. It starts with a basic The International Friendship Club not only help support all the activities stance of receptivity to whatever www.ifcvallarta.com organizes and mentioned above but they also are arises in this moment, just as it is, funds many community initiatives. the main source of fundraising for and then the cultivation of clarity and Our English Outreach Program our flagship program, the IFC Cleft calm brings insight and compassion. offers basic English language skills Palate Surgery program, which, like And the point of all this is not to to local residents of limited financial the Tours, dates back the mid-1980s. become ‘super meditators’ but rather resources who need it for work or to learn how to live more lightly, school. Classes led by a large team None of this would be possible more freely, with greater awareness, if IFC volunteers are held Tuesdays without the numerous volunteer hours kindness, and compassion for self and Thursdays from 4 to 5:30 provided by club members. The and others.” p.m. Registration for this season is President of IFC, Henry Golas, is the Dan has over 40 years of Tuesday, January 9th, at 4 p.m. Please leader of close to a hundred volunteers background in spirituality studies email Etta Jacobs at ettajacobs@ who contribute countless hours to the and practice, including extensive gmail.com if you would like to Club. Recently Henry celebrated his study and practice in Catholic and recommend a deserving student. entry to another decade of his life and Buddhist traditions. He has also was helped in his celebration by Dan trained and worked as a spiritual Our Dental Outreach Program Grippo, V-President and friends from director, religious educator, and helps children who lack dental care the Club. 9

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Get out your party hats, put on your dancing shoes and mark the date on your calendar: Friday, January 12th, for the first South Side Shuffle of the new year. The Shuffle, now in its eighth year, is put on twice or three times a month by a group of twenty businesses centered on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo, in the heart of the Romantic Zone. The party goes from six to ten pm, and is an event locals and visitors alike look forward to with great anticipation. The participating businesses (art galleries, shops, restaurants, clubs and theaters) all serve complimentary beverages. Whether you want to meet our local artists, or do some serious shopping, or listen to some great music, or just walk around Vallarta’s favorite neighborhood soaking up the festive atmosphere, the Shuffle is a wonderful way to spend your Friday night. The majority of the participating businesses are located on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo. But there are also some great places to stop on nearby Constitution Street. In fact, the organizers have made sure that this experience is a “compact” one. All twenty participants are located in a short two block stretch, so no matter how “happy” you get with all your complimentary drinks, you can still visit every location with ease. The Shuffle has so much to offer. One of the main attractions is shopping. By chance, many of Vallarta’s finest shops and galleries are located on the principle block of the party. Fine art, jewelry and Mexican crafts of the very best quality can be found in abundance, not to mention some great food and fabulous entertainment. All the businesses on this magical stretch of Basilio Badillo and Constitución streets have something special to offer. For the opportunity to ogle, mingle, tipple and even purchase some really wonderful art, it is an event not to be missed. The Southside Shuffle really is a must. You’ll have a ton of fun. So don’t forget to put it on your calendar: Friday, January 12th, from 6 to 10 p.m. 10

Just when you thought it was all over but the clean-up, Mexican tradition has yet another celebration in store for you – the most important one for the children! Although the habit of giving or exchanging presents on Christmas Day is slowly growing in this country, children usually receive their gifts on January 6th, the Day of the Three Kings (Wise Men, or Magi) as that is when they brought their gifts to the Baby Jesus in the manger. Epiphany (from the Greek, meaning “appearance” or “manifestation”) is a Christian feast intended to celebrate the “shining forth” or revelation of God to mankind in human form, in the person of Jesus. Some Christians commemorate the visitation of the Magi to the child Jesus on this day. The feast is also called Twelfth Day, being the twelfth day after Christmas. The observance had its origins in the Eastern Christian Churches - the Incarnation of Jesus Christ. The date of the feast was very early fixed on January 6 (the earliest reference to Epiphany as a Christian It wasn’t until the 4th century that it was decided that Gaspar was feast was in the year 361). Christian churches have traditionally black. After the discovery of America in the 15th century, Balthazar emphasized the “Revelation to the Gentiles” mentioned in Luke, began to be represented as an East Indian. where the term Gentile means all non-Jewish peoples. The Biblical The kings were called Magi, not because they were magicians, Magi represent the non-Jewish peoples of the world. but because there was a tribe called the Magi in those times, whose Saint Matthew is the only disciple to mention the three kings, members performed priestly functions in Persia, Babylon and though he doesn’t say that they were kings, but rather Magi. Assyria, and who were known for their theological and astronomical knowledge. Melchor was the King of Persia, described as an old white man with a red beard, who traveled on a beautiful Persian steed. Balthazar was the young King of India who rode into Bethlehem on an elephant. Gaspar, King of the Arabs, traveled on a camel. They brought gold because it represented the wealth and power of the kings, thus acknowledging that Jesus was the most important king ever born. They gave him incense because it was used to adore the gods, and He was the true God. Myrrh was one of the ingredients in the oils used as balm to bury the dead, also a medicine. It represented pain and the human capacity of the Child recognized as a man. Epiphany is celebrated by both the Eastern and Western Churches; with the West generally acknowledging a 12-day festival, starting on December 25, and ending on January 5, known as Christmastide or the (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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Twelve Days of Christmas. Some or Candlemas day, offering tamales and atole Christian cultures, especially (a hot sweet drink thickened with corn flour) those of Latin America and some to the guests. In 2010, some 250,000 people in Europe extend it to as many enjoyed a monumental Rosca de Reyes - at as 40 days, ending on Candlemas over 720 meters in length and 10 metric tons, (February 2). it was “the largest in the world,” according On the Feast of the Epiphany to authorities - in Mexico City’s Zocalo on itself, the priest will bless the New Year’s Day. The tasting was free, and Epiphany water, frankincense, gold, accompanied by a glass of milk. and chalk. Chalk is used to write This gargantuan Rosca took over 21,000 the initials of the three magi over man hours to make, with 50,000 eggs and the doors of churches and homes. 2,900 kg. of sugar, over a ton of fruit, and a Not only do the letters stand for thousand liters of milk. the initials of the Magi (Melchor, Gaspar, and Balthazar - representing Europe, Arabia, and Africa), but of the phrase Christus mansionem benedicat, which translates as “may Christ bless the house”. In Spain, Mexico, Cuba, Puerto Rico and some other Latin American countries, El Día de los Reyes is the day when a group of Kings or Magi, as related in the second chapter of the Gospel of Matthew, arrived to worship and bring three gifts to the Baby Jesus after following a star in the heavens. According to tradition, Melchor brought the myrrh, Gaspar the incense and Balthazar the gold. In Mexico, it is traditional for children to leave their shoes on the eve of January 6 by the family nativity scene or by their beds. Also a letter with toy requests is left and sometimes the shoes are filled with hay for the camels, so that the Kings will be generous with their gifts. In some parts of northern Mexico the shoes are left under the Christmas tree with a letter to the Three Kings. In the afternoon or evening of the same day, the ritual of the Rosca de Reyes is shared with family and friends. The Rosca is a type of sweet bread made with orange blossom water and butter, and decorated with candied fruit. (You can purchase one for yourself at any supermarket or bakery in Puerto Vallarta.) The tiny plastic figurine of the Baby Jesus is hidden inside the Rosca to symbolize the need to find a secure place where Jesus could be born, a place where King Herod would not find Him. Each person cuts a slice of the Rosca. The knife symbolizes the danger in which the Baby Jesus was in. One by one, the guests carefully inspect their slice, hoping they didn’t get the figurine, because the person who finds the doll in his piece of rosca must throw a party on February 2nd, “Candelaria” 12

After an overwhelming success at the last Deja New fashion show, Kathleen Palmer is back with another one of her fabulous shows! Come and enjoy the last fashion show of the season – be sure to get your tickets early for this sure-to-be-sold-out event! This exciting luncheon will be held at the beautiful Hacienda Carlota Restaurant on Monday February 5th at 12 noon with proceeds going to the Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic - a free spay and neuter clinic for cats and dogs. There will be special appearances by the wonderfully talented KIM MUZMA, Eduardo Leon, Fernando Gonzalez well as the fabulous Bob Tansen entertaining! Tickets will go fast for this highly sought out event at only $400 pesos each! You will enjoy a wonderful meal and show in the beautiful garden setting of this beautiful restaurant. A delicious 3-course meal will be served - appetizer, main course including chicken and vegetarian options, and dessert along with a complimentary glass of Sangria, and tax & tip included!

The fun includes great fashions and fantastic food Map) on Central number (See location plus you can win a door prize, buy raffle tickets, bid on silent auction items and try your luck on the 50/50 19 raffle. You get tickets for the door prize by donating new or gently used clothing for the Colina Spay and Neuter account at Deja New. You will receive one door prize ticket for each clothing item you bring with you to donate. The raffle and silent auction prize opportunities are unbelievable! The certificates and items come from some of the best businesses in Puerto Vallarta. Items include restaurant certificates, entertainment passes, hotel stays and more. The Colina Spay and Neuter Clinic provides a vital service in Puerto Vallarta, providing free sterilizations for owned pets as well as for many strays that live on the streets, in an effort to reduce the immense suffering of so many animals. Come out and enjoy an afternoon of fun and support a very deserving cause! Tickets are available at Deja New, Langostinos, Hacienda Carlota, Cassandra Shaw Jewellers, Nacho Daddy’s. Hair and make up by Luis Germany and team of Salon Malecon. Bring your friends and join this great event! All are welcome! 13

Luna Rumba’s DUENDE returns to Incanto with jive, Latin grooves, swing, international folk, and an all-new show beginning Friday, Jan. 5 at 7 p.m. funk originals on everything from the piano to An eclectic blend of multiple genres, DUENDE the spoons! Vaudevillian, storyteller, and singer- features creativity, art, and dance with violinist/ songwriter, she has performed all over the world, guitarist Geo Uhrich, percussionist Lilly Alcantara, touring with Judy Collins, Pat Benatar and The and Luis Dominguez on bass/drums. Their Indigo Girls. Her music is upbeat, amusing and unique style is a fusion of Flamenco, Classical, perfect for everyone. Latin, Celtic and more, with their signature Classic stage comedy ‘Greater Tuna’, starring exciting, high-energy, and technologically infused Ron Spencer and Tracy Parks, is now playing performance. They play on most Fridays through through March. With over twenty characters March (see calendar). played by just two actors, with forty-two costume On Tuesday, Jan. 7 at 7 p.m., world-class violinist changes, it’s a wild, fun ride to smalltown Tuna, Diego Mondragon presents Diego Mondragon & TX, chock-full of eccentric characters with small Friends. Featuring local virtuosos Zoe Wood, minds and big hearts. Directed by Karen Baker. Emmanuel de la Rosa, and Kristian Pangeli, they Jean-Guy Comeau plays piano on Mondays will play a mix of Flamenco, Latin, and Gypsy and Thursdays 5-7 p.m.. Joby Hernandez plays Jazz, full of soul and fiery passion! classic rock/pop on Mon. at 7:30 p.m. and Wed. Singer Angela Seeger presents The Best Of Adele at 5 p.m. Stolie plays ‘Acoustic Tuesdays’ for for one night only, and performs many of her hits Happy Hour at 5 p.m. Latcho and Andrea: on Jan. 9 at 9:30 p.m. A back-up singer for the The Blond Gypsies play select Tuesdays at 7 iconic band Heart, she’s got amazing vocals and p.m. Tongo plays Latin/Cuban rhythms on her renditions of the mega star’s music is spot-on. his handmade instruments on Tuesdays at Bohemia Viva debuts their all-new show ‘The 7:30 p.m. The Red Suitcases band plays on Sound Garden’ on Wed, Jan. 10 at 6:30 p.m. A Sundays and Wednesdays at 7:30 p.m. Open fresh, lively sound with new arrangements and Mic is on Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. co-hosted a new presentation, ensure that Bohemia Viva’s by Tracy Parks and Beverly Fairfax with Luis shows remain fun, upbeat and exciting for the Villanueva. ‘The Joanie Show’ starring Joan new year. They will welcome special guests Houston with Bob Bruneau plays on Fridays at throughout the season, and will make available 5 p.m. Hannah Brady sings jazz/blues Fridays some limited edition CD’s with their latest music, 7-9 p.m. accompanied by Adel on piano. Bingo including original compositions. With Pearl is held on Saturdays at 4 p.m. Media Thirsty Burlington (a.k.a.: Scott Townsend) is an Luna band plays Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. Pianist internationally known entertainer, and the star of the Dennis Crow plays standards and show tunes recently released award-winning biopic independent on Sundays at 5 and 10 p.m., Wednesdays at film ‘Thirsty’. He performs all live vocals and is 10 p.m, and on Fridays at 7:30 and Saturdays at known primarily for his spot-on impersonation of 10 p.m. with vocalist Luis Villanueva. Pearl’s entertainment icon Cher. “You do me better than I Gurlz Drag Revue plays on select Saturdays at do me” - Cher. Jan. 10-27 at 9:30 p.m. 9:30 p.m. Salsa dancing/lessons with instructor The UK’s Zoë Lewis appears Jan. 11-28. Zoë is Francisco Ledezma is held on Sundays at 8 p.m. literally a band in a body! She plays jazz, jump on the upper terrace.

Tickets are available at www.IncantoVallarta.com with no online fees. Box Office hours are 9 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. daily. Casual dining is always available. Happy Hour: 2 to 6 p.m. Contact General Manager Gilberto Figueroa for group and special event bookings at [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Incanto is located at 109 Insurgentes (at the Rio Cuale). Call 223-9756 for reservations. 17 14 At The Boutique Theatre…

Catherine Caldera starting a musical career that had been set aside for Care Nurse, and Classical Musician. “Dementia, Publicity Director decades. Mary MacLachlan, Don’s wife of 43 You’re Not the Boss of Me!” is his topic. years, spent her professional life performing and January 23: Petr Myska - Photographer, Reviewer Gary Beck called “Into the Woods teaching classical violin, but confessed to a lifelong Biologist, Author. (LITE)” “a delightful evening of witches, curses, desire to also sing and to play with less formality. “Nature: Puerto Vallarta’s Greatest Asset.” wolves, schemes … This is a wonderful example They were joined by fellow Canadian Lois Rogers, February 6: Kathleen Naomi Atkins and Todd of community theatre, of which Puerto Vallarta can Choir Master for PV’s SYNG! choir, and Joy Lehman, Atkins - New Owners, XocoDiva Chocolates. be proud. Ralph Hyman assembled a mixture of a gifted singer and permanent resident of PV. “Chocolates: A Valentine’s Day Love Story.” seasoned Boutique veterans from over the years, and Time2Play has remained a small close-knit group, ------added new actors and singers.” capable of harmonic vocals and providing their own “7 Ways to Say I Love You” plays Thursdays The beloved melodies and harmonies of Stephen instrumentation. Their eclectic repertoire, now more through Saturdays, Jan. 18 to Feb. 3. Two actors Sondheim are recreated in “Into the Woods (LITE)”, than 75 songs, draws on pop, jazz, blues, country, play 12 characters in a collection of funny, sweet, playing at 6 p.m. Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, folk, classical, and novelty songs, all tailored to silly, poignant, and stylistically diverse short love closing Jan. 13. Ralph Hyman directs this musical local expat audiences. stories. Scenarios range from the awkwardness of romp, with all your favorite fairy tale characters asking out a pizza store clerk, to a film noir- coming to life. The Big Bad Wolf, Cinderella, style revenge comedy. Chicago actors Melissa and Little Red Riding Hood are also among Tropp and Andrew Jordan, from last season’s the players in this diverse cast of 14 singers. closing production of “Over the River and Musical director is Marcia Hootman. Through the Woods,” return to the Boutique Need a tower, a riser, or a tree with a peep- stage. Join us in this exploration of heart, grief, hole in it? Call on Tirso David Garcia, stage pain, and humor, as the plays dance around the designer and craftsman. With the able assistance eternal human theme of love. of local artist Amy Frank, Tirso has created a ------forest on stage. Ellie Frank, stage manager, Lynne Dellinger will direct “Coming organizes props, then gets on stage to sing and Apart,” which opens with a couple announcing dance with unbounded energy. to each other, simultaneously, “I want a divorce ------...” The Preview Night Party for this romantic “Patsy Cline’s Jukebox” is Mikki Prost’s 7th Over the past seven years, Time2Play has comedy falls, with a delicious irony, on season performing her heart-warming tribute show. performed on many occasions at the Boutique Valentine’s Day, Feb. 14. This year’s twist is the jukebox format, in which Theater. They’ve also played for two seasons at the ------audience members get to choose their favorite Patsy Chacala Music Festival, during summers in Western “Par for the Corpse,” directed by Barbara J. songs for Mikki to sing. Each week, a different all- Canada, and in Austin, Texas. Harris, plays at 6 p.m., Thursdays, Fridays and request show will be presented - 6 p.m. Tuesdays, Time2Play concerts are at 6 p.m. Thursday, Friday, Saturdays, March 8-24. A classic murder mystery, continuing Jan. 9, 16 and 23. Mikki pays homage and Saturday, Feb. 8, 9 and 10. with lots of humor, unfolds on 10 unsuspecting to the country music legend, sharing stories about Garry Carson is also host for the popular guests at a posh retreat in the woods of the Catskill the singer’s life, as well as recreating her beautiful Time2Play Open Mic Nights, where anyone can Mountains. A popular novelist, a famous fashion music. Mikki researches, writes, and performs her share their love of music and performing. Admission model, a stage star, and other jet-setters struggle to own one-woman shows; she is known for her warm is just 50 pesos, free for anyone to takes the stage. figure out what’s really going on, and why guests rapport with her audiences. Open Mics are at 7 p.m. Jan. 17, Jan. 30, Feb. 28, keep dropping dead. ------and March 14. “Time2Play,” and band of Puerto Vallarta ------ABOUT THE BOUTIQUE musicians, was formed in 2010, chatting over Sleepyheads prevail! Starting in the new year, DINNER THEATRE brunch at Daiquiri Dick’s. Inspired by the musical TED Talk Tuesdays move an hour later to a new The theater is located upstairs at Nacho Daddy, and theatrical variety in PV, several long-time time, 10 a.m. to 12 noon. Also new is a no-host 287 Basilio Badillo, in the Zona Romantica district friends found they shared an itch: the desire to play, breakfast menu, offered by the Nacho Daddy kitchen, of Puerto Vallarta. sing, and perform together. Some of them go back featuring items like breakfast burritos. Coffee and Theater and concert-lovers can also enjoy dinner an 45 years, to their college days in Canada. all other beverages are available for purchase. hour before each show. Choose from Fillet Mignon, Don MacLachlan was involved with folk and pop TED Talk Tuesdays bring together people who love Chicken Cordon Bleu (with potato and vegetables), music, and enjoyed an active involvement in both the learning, with local experts in a variety of fields and or a vegetarian Chile Relleno (with rice and beans). performing and technical aspects of musical theater. pursuits. Talks are every other Tuesday, through the The delicious meals include a salad and dessert.

Garry Carson, a Canadian singer and musician, season. On January 9, Michael Lindner will share Follow The Boutique Dinner Theatre on Facebook. Map) on Central number (See location For tickets, go to www.btpv.org was a winter resident of PV, also interested in kick- ways to keep our minds sharp. He is a CEO, Palliative 10 15

Welcome to the New Year 2018 audience into near nonstop laughter. incorporated in 2007, five years at The Palm Cabaret. Best wishes She knows her trade and is not new later it dropped the «Chicago» to all and we are offering some to the theatrical business. She is sly, from its name and the ensemble very special shows in the month pleasant and witty. gained significant presence of January, maintaining our efforts One of the biggest treats of the among theater and entertainment to promote the very best artists we winter season is a doubleheader: lovers, reaping praise for their can find, for your enjoyment! Opening nights for both our vocal harmonies and exciting Paige Turner made us giggle resident favorite lady Kim Kuzma presentations. and chuckle recently and this show and Miss Conception, performer Amy & The Hitmen: Amy promises to repeat. Daniel Frank extraordinaire. Who knows which continues her presentations Kelley created the character Paige costumes will be revealed this featuring a different back-up band Turner in 2006. Since undergoing year, one after another? Both these or pianist for each of her shows. much hard work, she has established shows should be on the top of your This is a new one and she relates the herself as one of the top “drag entertainment list since they do not show will be fabulous. Come hear queens” of New York and beyond. come any better than this. our Angel, Entertainment Director, Hilarious is the best word to describe Continuing every Wednesday at 7 sing in the New Year. this show-lady. From hopping onto pm and Friday at 9:30 pm, The Palm The Palm also enjoys a little the stage to ending the night, the Cabaret Entertainment Director charity work. January 8th at 4 evening is rapid-fire comedy. She Amy Armstrong, who has performed p.m., The Palm is proud to host the utilizes live and lip-syncing singing, for over twenty years, is presenting Loteria (Mexican Bingo). Loteria in a good voice well-suited to the herself with different musicians. It originated in Spain and was enjoyment and story-telling. is always a surprise but for certain introduced to Mexico in 1887. The Joe Posa and Tony Tripoli you will not be disappointed. Each initial intent for the game was to help return with “The Bitch is Back!”, a show is different so you can see soldiers pass the time by playing the hilarious comedy routine based on several nights of shows. game. Any royalties for the game the idea of Joan Rivers coming back Nate Buccieri is back. The were give to charity. Proceeds from to this earth. Joe was Joan Rivers’ flamboyant piano expert will sing this event will go to fund the Colina favourite Joan impersonator, and well-known songs and some new Spay & Neuter Clinic thanks to the Tony Tripoli was the head writer for to your ears as he attacks his piano. wonder people at PAWS. the last five years of her life. There The energy from him vibrates It’s no surprise as to why The are still a few performances left. through the room. Come and be Palm Cabaret & Bar is one of Puerto Don’t miss your chance to see Joan uplifted. Vallarta’s favorite hotspots. Not in person, once again. Coming soon: two shows not only do the audiences appreciate the Varla Jean Merman is Bad to be missed. Eric Krop wowed warm welcome each receives, the Heroine! She has appeared on Ugly the audiences last season and will entertainers feel right at home in this Betty and Bravo’s Project Runway in delight followers and newcomers warm, cozy venue. As we head into addition to cabaret and stage shows alike. He is an award-winning the second half of our season, the worldwide. Her shows are marked singer, songwriter, pianist and Palm hopes to continue this trend. by her wicked hilarious humor musical director. Eric possesses which is nearly endless. No show is a fine high baritone where he can ever alike and if your ribs can handle rise into the upper range with ease. it, attend them all. She boasts that Chicago Project: Amy Armstrong Ernest Borgnine is her father and brings some of her friends whom Ethel Merman her mother coming she knew from Chicago musical on stage immediately enthralling the productions. Established and

(See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location For tickets and show times, please stop by with Alex at the box office at The Palm Cabaret located at 508 Olas Altas in the

9 Romantic Zone on the south side of town. www.thepalmcabaret.com Email: [email protected] Tel.: 222-0200. 16

2018 is off to a great start for Act II Entertainment! There are four more HUGE OPENING NIGHTS this week! We are so excited to present our highly-anticipated Broadway Musical, XANADU! Also, Paul Fracassi opens his third weekly show, “Stayin’ Alive,” a tribute to the 70’s musical group, The Bee Gees, and, on our Main Stage, the wonderful Rhonda Padmos and Don Pope open their “Woodstock ’69”, a musical tribute to the women of Woodstock. Finally, the award-winning and highly acclaimed singers / songwriters, Matt Zarley and Jeb Havens.

love with the mortal Sonny, her Papas), Come Together (Beatles jealous sisters take advantage of the tribute), Rumors (Fleetwood Mac situation, and chaos abounds. tribute), The Rocky Horror Picture Xanadu is a moving, electrifying Show, Sordid Lives, A Chorus Line tale of endless fun that will keep and Tapestry (music of Carole you in stitches, while the original, King. Rhonda and Don have a huge legendary, chart-topping tunes will following, and their shows are much lift you out of your seat. You will loved and anticipated at Act II stages! want to keep the music in your head and Xanadu in your heart... forever.

Opening Night Monday Jan 8 Party at 6:30 Show at 7:30 Opening Night Jan 7 An internationally-acclaimed Party 6:30 Show at 7:30 OPENING NIGHT SUNDAY JAN 7 - musical duo, featuring self-penned A musical tribute to the legendary Party 6:30 Show 7 p.m. pop tunes and classic covers - Opening Night Saturday Jan 6 - 70’s music group, The Bee Gees A musical tribute to the music Jan. 8, 11, 15, 18, 22, 25, 29 – 7:30 p.m. Party 6 p.m. Show 7 p.m. (and all the great falsetto singers of of the unforgettable women of January 14, 21, 28 – 5 p.m. Broadway Musical based on the all time), featuring Paul Fracassi Woodstock, featuring the live music 1980’s movie with Olivia Newton-John Every Sunday at 7:30 p.m. of Rhonda Padmos and Don Pop (Opening Night) January 6 – 7 p.m. Every Sunday at 7 p.m. January 9, 10, 13, 16, 17, 20, 23, 24, Paul Fracassi, one of Act II’s 27, 30, 31 – 7 p.m. most popular and talented headliner The uber-talented musical duo Feb. 3, 10, 13, 14, 17, 20, 21 – 7 p.m. artists, has created a brand new show of Rhonda Padmos and Don Pope called “Stayin’ Alive,” a tribute to have created a brand-new show Xanadu is the irresistible Broadway one of his favorite 70’s groups, The this season that’s sure to bring Musical / Comedy that is based on Bee Gees! Paul is the consummate back lots of memories! It’s called the 1980 cult classic film of the same performer! This “Jersey Kid” from WOODSTOCK 69, a festival of LIVE name. This Tony Award-nominated, Toronto, Canada, bounds onto MUSIC and peace, featuring the roller skating, (yes, there are roller the stage and effortlessly reaches music of the unforgettable women of skates!) musical adventure about soaring high notes that send chills Woodstock… Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Four-time Billboard Charting following your dreams is hilarity and thrills throughout his audience. Grace Slick, Melanie, and Nancy recording artist & two-time on wheels for adults, children and Paul managed to create a big fuss Evins. It also features the music of OutMusic Award winner, MATT anyone who has ever wanted to feel in Canada as a finalist in “Canadian Jimmy Hendrix, Ritchie Havens, ZARLEY, and acclaimed singer/ inspired. Xanadu follows the journey Idol.” Shortly thereafter, he created Sweetheart, Arlo Guthrie, Santana, songwriter, JEB HAVENS, join of a magical and beautiful Greek a “big fuss” in Puerto Vallarta, too, as Country Joe MacDonald, The Who, forces for an evening of self-penned muse, Kira, who descends from the we fell in love with this wonderful, Ravi Shankar, Jefferson Airplane, pop tunes and classic covers. Zarley heavens of Mount Olympus to Venice new singing sensation! His signature Creedence Clearwater Revival, Joni is one of the first openly-gay Beach, California in 1980. She is high notes have helped him create Mitchell, Crosby, Stills, Nash and men to be named one of People on a quest to inspire a struggling an amazing likeness to music of The Young, and Bob Dylan, and The Band! magazine’s “Top 50 Bachelors.” artist, Sonny, to achieve the greatest Bee Gee’s. You will definitely find Rhonda and Don are incredible Matt started his career at age 12, artistic creation of all time – the first yourself singing along and swaying musicians! Currently, in their 5th performing in commercials, and ROLLER DISCO! (Hey, it’s 1980!) in your seat to the sounds of The Bee season at Act II with shows like eventually appearing in many But, when Kira falls into forbidden Gee’s beloved music. California Dreamin’ (Mamas & 17 musicals on Broadway, including A Chorus Line, Chicago, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and The Friday, January 5 Who’s Tommy.” He has had the pleasure “Legends,” featuring Paul Fracassi – 5 p.m. of appearing with Whitney Houston, Reba “The Linda Ronstadt Show,” McEntire, Chaka Khan, Vanessa Williams, Brandy, Usher and Olivia Newton-John, starring Brittany Kingery – 7:30 p.m. among many others. His 2012 album, “Hedda Lettuce,” starring Hedda Lettuce! – 9:30 p.m. “Change Begins with Me,” was inspired Starring Openly Gay by a difficult break-up with a well- Saturday, January 6 Artist, Steve Grand, known actor (whose identity he refuses “Us Two,” starring Noemi Plasencia Overnight Internet to reveal) received almost unanimous & Daniel Celis – 5 p.m. Sensation! acclaim. It was hailed as “inspiring, (Opening Night) “Xanadu,” January 6 – 7:30 passionate, powerful, dreamy, soulful and (Closing Night) A Broadway Musical – 7 p.m. impressive.” A single from that album, “All American Boy,” starring internet sensation, “WTF,” became Matt’s 3rd Billboard hit In 2013, Steve Grand uploaded a music video Steve Grand! – 7:30 p.m. and the music video became an internet to YouTube for his song, “All American Boy.” It cult classic and viral sensation. That album “Sutton Lee Seymour” – 9:30 p.m. immediately went viral, and within 8 days, he had over received the 2012 OutMusic “Album of Sunday, January 7 1,000,000 views! It tells the story of unrequited love the Year” and “Single of the Year” awards! (Opening Night) “Woodstock ’69” – 7 p.m. between a young man and his heterosexual male friend. In 2015, Zarley released (Opening Night) “Stayin’ Alive / Bee Gees,” “All American Boy” took the internet by storm when hopefulROMANTIC, an original musical starring Paul Fracassi – 7:30 p.m. it was released. As a result, this openly gay artist was film about one man’s emotional journey “Dueling Drag Divas,” starring Chi Chi Rones lauded as a trailblazer in the entertainment world and he through love, heartbreak and healing, and and Jo Anna – 9:30 p.m. has had appearances on Good Morning America, CNN, featured StarTrek star and LGBT activist, Larry King Now, and other national outlets where he George Takei. It was chosen as an official Monday, January 8 has used his platform to advocate for Human Rights selection by dozens of film festivals “Little Miss Sunshine” Starring Brittany and LGBT Equality. Here at Act II, Steve will also around the world, including Cannes Kingery – 5 p.m. be sharing his incredible story, interspersed with his Short Film Festival, SHOUT! LGBT “Some Enchanted Evening,” A musical favorite songs from “All American Boy,” some popular Film Festival, Mumbai International review of Rodgers & Hammerstein – 7 p.m. covers, and new songs from his upcoming album. Queerfest, PalmSprings LGBT Film (See separate page in this issue) Festival, Hollywood Reel Independent (Opening Night) “Matt Zarley and Jeb Film Festival, and many more. Havens” – 7:30 p.m. Zarley has joined forces with his friend and “Big and Loud,” starring Mama Tits – 9:30 p.m. colleague, Jeb Havens, an international recording artist and songwriter, whose Tuesday, January 9 music is a blend of catchy pop and raw “Hedda Lettuce,” – 5 p.m. emotional therapy. His YouTube videos “Xanadu,” A Broadway Musical – 7 p.m. Live singing, stories, (many shot in the closet) have been “Like, Totally 80’s,” and side-splitting viewed over 650,000 times, and captured starring Christine Deaver – 7:30 p.m. comedy, featuring the attention of Reddit, BuzzFeed, and the “Sutton Lee Seymour” – 9:30 p.m. drag diva, TV show “Right This Minute.” Jeb has a Mama Tits wonderful sense of melody, a vulnerable, Wednesday, January 10 Every Monday – 9:30 p.m. passionate voice with concise phrasing, “Big and Loud,” featuring Mama Tits – 5 p.m. Every Wednesday – 5 p.m. and heartfelt, unique lyrics. His most recent “Xanadu,” A Broadway Musical – 7 p.m. album, “Home Base,” was produced by “Walk Like a Man” In this all-new drag show, “Big and Loud,” Mama Tits is guaranteed to take you on a wild journey, Grammy-winning producer Andy Zulla, starring Paul Fracassi – 7:30 p.m. complete with incredible live singing, hilarious and was released February 17th, 2016. “Dueling Drag Divas,” starring Chi Chi Rones stories, and side-splitting comedy! This year, Mama The Matt Zarley and Jeb Havens show is and JoAnna – 9:30 p.m. the type of music you will turn to when Tits has turned things up a notch, too, by adding live your spirit needs to soar! Their show Thursday, January 11 accompaniment! Mama Tits is one of the top drag will highlight both of their latest album “Motown & Beyond,” divas of Puerto Vallarta and Seattle, with sold-out releases, and is sure to showcase their starring Diana Villamonte – 5 p.m. shows almost every night. She is known for her soaring vocals and heartfelt vocals that “Rocky Horror Show” – 7 p.m. buttery smooth voice and soulful blues sound. Her are so relatable on their recent albums. (See separate page in this issue) shows have become a notorious “destination,” Act II is so excited to have these amazing “Matt Zarley & Jeb Havens” – 7:30 p.m. forever changing drag cabaret entertainment! musicians on its stage! “Hedda Lettuce” – 9:30 p.m. 18

their audience, but Christine Deaver is the exception! She is sly, devious, clever and wildly funny, but then she featuring Emmy Award Winner, (with a special tribute The biggest hit of the Season glides into a strong heart-felt luscious Chi Chi Rones and JoAnna to Roy Orbison) A musical tribute to the great ballad and shows us another side of A hilarious evening of all-live An evening of music from the legends leading ladies of Motown, her amazing capabilities. This year, singing and comedy. of the 50’s and 60’s, featuring featuring Diana Villamonte Christine brings us an all-new show Every Sunday & Wed. – 9:30 p.m. Canadian Idol Finalist, Paul Fracassi Every Thursday evening – 5 p.m. Every Friday – 5 p.m. featuring all our favorite 80’s songs. They’re BAAAAACK!!! Emmy Christine is filling up TripAdvisor “Legends,” a stunning tribute The amazing Diana Villamonte Award Winner, Chi Chi Rones, and NY with 5-star reviews, here is just one: presents “Motown and Beyond!” a Times-Acclaimed Impressionist, Jo to some of your favorite singers, “CHRISTINE DEAVER IS including Elvis Presley, Frankie Valli, musical tribute to the great ladies Anna, return to Puerto Vallarta for their BRILLIANT! I have been coming to of Motown and Beyond, such as Frank Sinatra, Davy Jones, Buddy 5th season together as THE DUELING Vallarta for years and during that time Diana Ross, Shirley Bassey, Whitney Holly, Bobby Darin and more. You DRAG DIVAS. Their all-new show we always catch several shows while Houston, Anita Ward, Etta James, will definitely find yourself singing opens December 31st in The Red we are there ranging from local for Nina Simone, Aretha Franklin and along and swaying in your seat to this Room at 9:30 p.m.. This is an all-live musicians to drag shows. Well this Donna Summer! memorable music. Paul Fracassi is the SINGING and COMEDY cabaret show season we came for Christmas and This young lady is one of the most consummate performer. He bounds and is guaranteed to make you laugh. NYE and we saw Christine Deaver for talented people that has ever crossed onto the stage and effortlessly reaches Although both are acclaimed vocal the first time! And it won’t be our last. our stage! After a sold-out preview of soaring high notes that send chills and impressionists in their own right, In fact, we are going back tonight! her show this past summer, she was thrills throughout his audience. He Chi Chi and Jo Anna approach the She says she is not a drag queen described as “powerful, charming, has added new excitement to his celebrities they impersonate from but “drag adjacent”. Her show was a beautiful, stunning, polished, shows with backup singers and Vegas- different perspectives. Where Jo Anna humorous look at the 80’s with music, mesmerizing and stunning.” She blew style costumes that truly complement is the more zany, crazy, campy one, Chi comedy, and power house singing. the audience away with her huge vocals his engaging delivery. Chi is the more glamorous, legendary Think Bette Midler meets Heart! She and passionate interpretations, and she diva. Together, they are a force to be is witty, quick, sly, and can throw grabbed the audience and never let go. reckoned with… a perfect storm. down a song whether humorous or “Great show, energetic singer with a touching. Good for the straight or gay drop dead voice...By the end of the show crowd. I won’t give it anyway but the audience was on it’s feet dancing there may be thighmasters involved! ...Love, love, loved it....” (Susan A must see show if you are in town!” W, Athens, Greece – 12/17/2017) starring the one-and-only - TMdoer, New York City, NY “This was our third time seeing the Hedda Lettuce show and she is beyond amazing she’s Storytelling, ribald stand-up the best act we have ever seen in 17 comedy, and live singing. years of living in PV. Each time, her Every Thursday & Friday – 9:30 p.m. voice has surprised us, and each time, Every Tuesday – 5 p.m. An evening of original and cover she has gotten better with her stage presence this last Saturday when she Hedda Lettuce, six-time Drag songs, featuring Troprock Award- came out in a really cute two-piece Queen of the Year Award-winner Winner, Brittany Kingery Every shorts set she was absolutely adorable (HX magazine) and the legendary Monday evening – 5 p.m. and the voice was magnificent. Then “green goddess” of drag, will Brittany Kingery, the “Darling of in the second half she came out in glamorize another winter in Puerto Vallarta” (and chart-topping, award- the red dress and she was an absolute Vallarta as she dishes out a tossed winning vocalist extraordinaire) siren. She has done justice to each salad of improvisational comedy, brings her sweet, soaring voice and song and each diva would’ve been sultry songs, and dazzling gowns. featuring Christine Deaver all-live band to Act II every Monday proud of her singing their songs. … And it’s entirely fat-free! She tosses An evening of amazing singing evening at 7:30 p.m.. Originally and comedy This young lady is only 22 years old out a night of storytelling, ribald from Washington state, now residing January 9, 13, 16, 20, 23, 27, 30 – and she’s just going to get better and stand-up comedy, and live (not lip- in Vallarta, Brittany is in her THIRD 7:30 p.m. better and we will be able to say we synched) singing. Her show includes season at ACT II. She is a four-time saw her when she was an unknown!! her nationally-acclaimed original If Puerto Vallarta had a yearly awards award-winning vocalist who has Thanks to Danny for bringing comedic music that is peppered with ceremony, Christine Deaver would followed her dreams. She is a five- such a remarkable young talent to parodies of old-time favorites and win “Best Female Cabaret Show,” time Troprock Music Award winner, PV.” (Diana Walsh, Vancouver, BC – startling satire. Expect a night of and we would create a special award winning Female Vocalist of the Year TripAdvisor 12/19/2017) side-splitting laughter from Hedda for her as “THE MOST LOVED!!” in 2015, 2016 and 2017, Song of the Lettuce, one of New York City’s Rarely does a performer come along Year in 2015 and the Horizon Award premier drag queens. that captures the hearts of 100% of in 2015. 19 THE 7 ARTS

in New York City (Huffington Post), Sutton Lee is known for taking full-length musicals and movies The music of Frankie Valli and the A fast-paced, mad-cap comedic and condensing them down to a romp through Broadway, Disney, Four Seasons, featuring Canadian 5-minute ROMP OF HILARITY! and Hollywood, starring the one- Idol Finalist, Paul Fracassi and-only Sutton Lee Seymour, Her show is a must-see for more Every Wednesday – 7:30 p.m. “Queen of Broadway!” SHE-nanigans. Every Tuesday & Saturday – 9:30 p.m. This “Jersey Kid” from Toronto, Canada, managed to create a big fuss up in Canada as a finalist in “Canadian Idol.” Shortly thereafter, he created a A musical tribute to the timeless “big fuss” in Puerto Vallarta, too, as music of Linda Ronstadt, we fell in love with this wonderful, featuring Brittany Kingery new singing sensation! Paul’s vocal Remastered arrangements of Every Friday evening – 7:30 p.m. range has been compared to the great classic favorites, featuring Daniel Celis and Noemi crooners of the American songbook, Plascencia and their live band. and especially the high vocal range Every Saturday – 5 p.m. of Frankie Valli. It is no wonder that this artist Us Two takes its place as the chose to present the music of The number one musical group in Puerto Four Seasons for his show, including Vallarta, with a hugely successful Dawn, Rag Doll, Can’t Take My Eyes show twice every week! Puerto Off of You, and Walk Like a Man. He Our beloved Sutton Lee Seymour Vallarta has fallen in love with this also handles the Frankie Valli songs has returned for her THIRD highly- smashing duo with the soft, sexy beat as if Frankie himself was on stage anticipated season in Puerto Vallarta! and harmonious vocals. As soon as singing them in his early years on the As one of the most popular, SOLD- they open their mouths, audiences Ed Sullivan show! OUT shows at Act II, this one- Do you remember these songs? are mesmerized. Daniel and Noemi woman, comedic dynamo performs Blue Bayou… You’re No Good… sing remastered arrangements of Act II is very excited about the 2017- and spoofs everything from Disney, Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me… Just One classic favorites, from bands such 2018 season! Featuring over 45 Broadway and Hollywood, to Look… Alison… Heatwave… It’s as Mamas and Papas, Abba, Beatles, different shows, many of Vallarta’s impersonating celebrities like So Easy… Desperado?!? Every Journey, Cat Stevens, Culture Club, favorites have returned to our stages Carol Channing, Joan Rivers, Liza Friday evening, the lovely Brittany Air Supply, and many more. People this year, but there’s also some hot, Minnelli, Barbra Streisand, and many Kingery presents her sensational are raving about the absolute unique new surprises in store! For a complete more. Known as the “Robin Williams show, “The Linda Ronstadt Show,” beauty of their sound. description of all our upcoming of Drag,” (TripAdvisor) and “….one a tribute to the timeless music of the of the best and brightest drag talents living legend, Linda Ronstadt! shows, please go to www.act2pv.com

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on top of the world in his 4th season performing in The Red Room at Act II Stages

Paul Fracassi, one of Act II’s Paul’s shows sell out quickly, so A great evening. Act II Stages brightening the holidays through most popular and talented artists, it’s a good idea to get your tickets nailed it with Paul!” purchasing gifts for children and returns to Act II for his fourth now. Read what people are saying 5 Stars – TripAdvisor – “Paul women in the shelter. I keep saying consecutive year, after a record- about him… Fracassi deserves special attention. how proud I am to be part of such breaking season last winter! His His show Walk Like A Man takes a giving community... tonight very popular shows, Legends, “Paul Fracassi does an amazing you to an era of never to be forgotten was just another such example. Walk Like a Man and 20th Century performance of Frankie Valli. His “golden oldies” was good, but Paul Not only did Paul donate every Crooners, sold more tickets than voice is spectacular and he has the hits the notes even better! He has us single peso to the cause, but also any other performer in Vallarta dance moves down pat. A great show. dancing in our seats. His next show a very generous audience member history! Paul is the consummate Have always enjoyed the entertainment The Crooners is a must for us... the matched everything. “Oh what a performer. He bounds onto the stage at Act II. Great staff, excellent venue American Songbook of great classics. night indeed”! I urge everyone to and effortlessly reaches soaring and a wonderful night out.” - MacInk, The Red Room cabaret setting takes see this.” - Georgia Darehshori high notes that send chills and thrills TripAdvisor 12/5/17 you nearly on stage and has a great “Paul Fracassi did his show at The throughout his audience. He has “Fun evening of music in a sound system. With two fabulous Red Room Cabaret … New songs, added new excitement to his shows comfortable small theatre/cabaret background singers it’s a memorable original songs that he has written with backup singers and Vegas-style setting. Kinda “rat pack” intro evening for the 60’s show.” and some of the best voice I have costumes that truly complement his followed by Roy Orbison tribute. 5 Stars – TripAdvisor – “Saw Paul heard from Paul Fracassi, ever. He engaging delivery. High energy performer, good value Fracassi last night at Act II Stages, was totally in his element showing This “Jersey Kid” from Toronto, for the entertainment and venue…” he sang better than ever. If you’re in the showmanship that he offers Canada, managed to create a big - Lawrence N, TripAdvisor 12/4/17 PV, you should not miss any of his every show. BUT tonight was even fuss up in Canada as a finalist in “Last year we were told to go shows each week. He is as close to more special because this lovely, “Canadian Idol.” Shortly thereafter, to see Paul Fracassi... We were Frankie Valli as anyone I’ve seen! caring man, gave every peso of his he created a “big fuss” in Puerto thoroughly entertained from start to It’s a real treat to have him back for evening to the Banderas Women’s Vallarta, too, as we fell in love finish. He not only has a fabulous the winter.” - Bob Hirsh Shelter… People were dancing on with this wonderful, new singing voice, but also has an uncanny “Oh what a night “was the stage and the whole The Red Room sensation! Legends of the 50’s and ability to draw the entire audience perfect ending to another stellar Cabaret was rocking and singing 60’s is a stunning tribute to some of in... my only complaint is that it performance by Paul Fracassi. Oh and clapping… Paul Fracassi is an his favorite singers, including Elvis, didn’t last longer!” - TripAdvisor what a show ....giving, at its best. Entertainer’s Entertainer, his music Frankie Valli, Frank Sinatra, Davy 5 Stars – TripAdvisor – “Attended Paul and Camilla gave their all and came from the heart and he showed Jones, Buddy Holly, Bobby Darin, this show last night and I must say then some in this very high energy it so brightly tonight. Enough from Roy Orbison and more. You will it was like slipping back to the early production. The audience was me, go see his 2 shows weekly, definitely find yourself singing along 60’s. Paul has an air about the way thoroughly engaged and the evening “20th Century Crooners” and “Walk and swaying in your seat to this he comes across on stage. He is culminated in many enthusiastic fans Like a Man”, both at 7:30 at The memorable music! funny, has a great voice & really joining Paul and Camilla on stage, Red Room Cabaret . “Oh What A And… with a change in schedule brings the Four Seasons to life. He driven by the fervor of the moment Night! – David Wilhoit to start the New Year, Paul will also has another show 20th Century ....of course I was among them. add a brand new show, a tribute to Crooners on Sunday night & we All the proceeds from the house (See Act II pages in this issue the music of the Bee Gees, Stayin’ will attend it also. Paul is a “must seats as well as generous donations for location, schedule,

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More so than any 23 for therestofyourlife! seen it once, you will talk about it in Puerto Vallarta! After youhave Desilets. This is a “must see” event López, with choreography by Kami directed by the talented Alfonso props! participation of shout-outsand and everyone loves the audience their favoritecult“Rocky”garb, the audienceshavecomecladin all at the same time. hilarious, grippingandhaunting, His timingwas impeccable. playing Dr. Frankin RockyHorror. as athomeplaying Auntie Mameas on thestage.Hewouldhave been obviously aseasonedprofessional a procast!Gabe Arciniega was Broadway inPuerto Valllarta. What All thedancers&singers did routines werefullofherenergy. show’s choreographer. The dance energy ofatornado!Shewasthe Desilets openedtheshowwith “Rocky HorrorShow”is 5 Stars TripAdvisor –“Kami More great reviews thisweek «The RockyHorrorShow:» … Sellingout housesevery week A Musical Comedy /Science Fiction Stage Play Tuesdays, Thursdays andSaturdays –7p.m. read allaboutit! This incredible show is Many in nicest peopleintown.”–(JackB, show and you’ll meet some of the cocktail ortwointhebarbefore II isabeautifulvenue...goenjoy the roleofDr. Frank-N-Furter. Act lead, wasobviouslyborntoplay of worthy Broadway Gabe Arciniega, the performance rate first show isOUTSTANDING! Ina shows here. I can honestlysay this years I’veseenquiteafewentertaining an expatlivinghereforthepastthree of thebestentertainmentintown. As 12/17/2017) PV resident, TripAdvisor – TripAdvisor 12/3/17) this isamustsee!”(DeanMcIntyre, familiar with thiscult classic movie, superb Frank-N-Furter. Ifyouare acting, dancing, costumes, anda Loads of laughs with great singing, Nanaimo, Canada & do the time warp,again!”- Condu recommend thatyoutakeachance when it was required. I highly down tobeingnaughty&gritty in otherproductions.But,shegot the rolethatIneverquitebelieved brought abelievableinnocenceto & skin,trimdancer’s body, she her Midwestgoodlooks,fairhair Nelson’s portrayal of Janet. With real surpriseformewasMaryJo he gotnerdydown,perfectly. The But, I forgave him his good looks as handsome toplaythenerdyBrad. Jose RamonMatinezwasalmosttoo costume &sparklinggoldrunners. golden Adonis inhisbriefgoldlame Morales as Rocky! He looked like a in theaudiencefelllovewithElvis See Act IIpagesfor infore location, “What a funandzanyproduction! “Act IIisknownforhavingsome All thewomen&mostofmen schedule, tel.no, email,etc.

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complimentary comments about it, of the worst Montreal had recorded. which I can believe if I’m to base The only other place on earth that myself on those canapés. was equally bad that year was on We chatted with the houseful the border of Siberia and Outer Anna Reisman of guests as we waited for the Mongolia; both were colder than grand finale to 2017. At 11:56, the the North Pole. It is at times like fireworks started out in the hotel these that I wish had money, enough zone and the Marina. A few seconds to treat my loved ones to a few after midnight, Puerto Vallarta’s weeks in our always warm, always Happy New Year, dear reader! As Then we began. Then, six minutes later, they beautiful little slice of paradise. this is my first writing for 2018, I remembered that a stopped and that was it. We waited I also wish there were more days figure I could still express my wish friend said they’d for more but no more was coming. in the week… But that’s ok. One for you. I hope you spent a fabulous gone to Pinocchio Little by little, everyone said good way or another, I plan to see Latcho New Year’s Eve, wherever you for some pizza, good idea to tide night, exchanged lots of hugs and and Andrea at Incanto (again), Kim were, and that you are getting ready us over to the bewitching hour. We kisses and wishes for a better year Kuzma’s new show at The Palm, to face the next twelve months in an kept walking, over the bridge over …and left. Diana Villamonte at Act II and, one honest attempt at trying to stick to Isla Cuale and Oscar’s which was The night before, December way or another, I will attend the TED your resolutions. getting ready for a mega party, to the 30th, the fireworks lasted over 20 Talks at The Boutique too. These Some times, one of those quasi- parking garage building that houses minutes. No one could figure out latter will be a little more difficult as serendipitous events takes place. Pinocchio. We passed numerous what happened. I tried to find an I can never get away on Tuesdays… On Sunday evening, my roomie and vendors and musicians on the way. explanation in one of the local I’m lucky to have already seen many I were honored with an invitation to I felt bad for them, working on that Spanish-language dailies, with of the other fabulous entertainers watch the fireworks from the terrace special evening. Pinocchio still had no success. I tried with some of who return to PV every year. of a beautiful penthouse condo with a couple of tables available, though my reporter friends, but the only By the time you read this, I’m an unsurpassable view of the town the place totally filled up within response I got was: “Maybe they going to be really OLD! I still and the entire bay. However, we an hour. The menu offers way used too many on the 30th so they haven’t decided where my little still had to decide where to have more than pizza, so we both had a didn’t have any more left for the group and I will be going to celebrate dinner prior to the event. We really great meal, with fascinating people 31st.” Really? No one counted my 39th – again. Maybe we’ll just miss Roger’s Alaska’s Diner where watching, followed by excellent Illy ahead of time? go back to D’z Route 66 Rock ‘n we always used to go on New Year’s espressos… all for a fraction of what I really feel for my friends and Roll Diner in the Marina for a fun, Eve for his delicious marinated it would have cost us to be a few family up in the Great White North. fun evening. Happy Birthday to all and aged rib eye with veggies. We meters south. Serendipity, sort of. I remember what it’s like when the my fellow Capricorns, especially walked along the beach, only to find We got to the condo around thermometer plunges to double Jamie Coates and Ruben Cham, and out that the various restaurants there ten o’clock, where we were digits below the zero mark, but so many others on Facebook. I miss were offering very high-priced fixed welcomed with a beautiful spread there’s something very odd about my friend Wayne so much on his menus. As we knew that there would of finger foods which we found this “bombogenesis”… Back before birthday. I wish you all a year filled be food later on at our friend’s place, out came from Warike, the new the climate changed, it would never with happiness, peace and health. and as neither of us is a big drinker, little restaurant across from Los snow if it was below zero. Now it Take care of yourself and of each we “walked on by”, as Isaac Hayes Mercados. Definitely have to try it doesn’t seem to matter anymore. other. Hasta la próxima vez. would sing. out as I’ve heard and read so many The year I moved down here was one [email protected] (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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least, older. Instead of becoming desensitized to the magic, I believe I am more appreciative of the great gift of these moments. In between the quiet and contemplative times are the joyous reunions with family and friends. We stay at the same resort with close family and cousins. In addition to Oh, the problems in Paradise. I sit on bringing friends almost every year, we my balcony, overlooking the amazing also have, let’s call it, “Common Law Banderas Bay. I’m listening to the gently Family.” These are people we’ve met, breaking waves. These waves are too gotten to know and fallen in love with small to crash; they whisper to the pristine over the years. Each year is a family sand. Frigate birds, looking like small reunion family being based as much on pterodactyls, float and glide on the wind choice as on blood. currents above, while pelicans scour the Puerto Vallarta is wonderful with its water currents below looking for fish. art galleries, its fine dining, at a third the Though I can see six or seven motorboats price of in the States. It’s acceptance and and jet skis, I can’t hear them. Parasailors celebration of a plethora of lifestyles, crisscross the bay, somehow the boats nationalities and religions give me hope towing them do not crisscross the towlines. for humankind becoming more human Later the hang gliders will come off the and more kind. green mountains and dance silently in the skies as they descend to beach landings. Published author and frequent visitor to Puerto Vallarta, Jonathan Then the sun will begin to set. At this time of year, sunset is around Dobrer is a professor of comparative religion at the American Jewish 6:30. But the silent show begins forty-five minutes earlier, as the nearby University in Bel-Air, CA, a contributor to the Op-Ed page of the wispy clouds begin to pink up teasing the main event. So special is Los Angeles Daily News, the Daily News’ blog at insidesocal.com/ Puerto Vallarta that we often get two sunsets. How, you may well friendlyfire, and author of a syndicated column, Out of My Mind, for the wonder? Well, first the sun sets into the light clouds on the horizon. Fullerton Observer. © Copyright 2017 Jonathan Dobrer - No part of We watch it disappear, further pinking the clouds above. this article may be reproduced without the express authorization of the Then it reappears below, between the low-lying clouds and the sea. author. Email: [email protected] We watch it descend, growing large on the horizon and slowly becoming a full and round ball of fire. Now comes the real sunset, the final sunset, as the sun dips into the sea. I always expect a sizzling sound when the fire seems to meet the water. And I always look for the green flash - that relatively rare event when the conditions - clouds, moisture and light are just perfect. Then, a fraction of a second after the sun dips out of sight, a flash of green appears. The sun, now set beyond the horizon, is still casting its light on the clouds above. The pink darkens to orange and then to crimson. The world seems to hold its breath in awe of Nature’s paintbrush. At this magical time, the temperature is usually in the mid 80s and the humidity about the same. Yet, it is neither hot nor sticky. The gentle zephyr of a breeze makes my body feel like it is being caressed by a velvet glove. I audibly sigh and it seems to be at the same temperature and velocity of the wind. I am at one with this world. So, what is the problem in this Paradise to which I alluded in the first sentence? Well, the sunrise and the peaceful mornings are also pretty compelling. I love being the first to rise and coming down stairs, brewing a pot of coffee and then watching the world reborn. The sunrise comes late, at about 7:35 a.m. The first light of the false dawn appears around 7, then the light spreads from the sky to the earth. The green jungle covering the mountains vivifies and grows yet greener. Silently, the fishing craft leave harbor and journey into the horizon. A cruise ship slowly hovers into view, growing from spec to spectacular - a floating city silently sailing into port - just two miles to our north. So, I assume you see my problem, my dilemma: Which aspects of Paradise are my favorites? What is amazing to me is that after 19 years of coming here, I am still touched and moved with every sunrise and sunset. Map) on Central number (See location It has not grown old. I have grown, if I’m not ready to admit to “old,” at 1 28

In the poorest region of Oaxaca, Consequently, the company’s costs the production of chocolate is are high because, while a kilo of providing a much-needed boost to cacao in Chiapas costs just 28 pesos the local economy. (US $1.40), after transportation costs Germán Santillán and Ruth Valladares, also 26, set out to is formed, it is molded into balls are added the price can increase to as Valladares launched their artisanal recreate the traditional Oaxacan then flattened and dried into circular much as 80 pesos (US $4). chocolate company, Oaxacanita, in recipe - cacao, sugar, almonds & tablets before finally being packaged Santillán and Valladares hope that 2015 in Tamazulápam. Their aim: to cinnamon - to produce chocolate for sale. within three to four years they will generate a source of employment to tablets that are mixed with hot However, Oaxacanita is not only start to reap the benefits of cacao help alleviate poverty in the Mixteca water or milk to make a delicious, responsible for bringing economic cultivation in Oaxaca, and they’re region. Just 2½ years later, the frothy and warming drink. The benefits to the region, which is home convinced that the coffee-growing company supports 26 local families pair enlisted local housewives with to Mexico’s most impoverished areas will also prove to be fertile through the employment it provides. knowledge of the traditional recipe municipality. It is also behind a ground for cacao. Santillán, 26, said that he first came and process to join their initiative. renaissance of the cultivation of “From a very basic product that is up with the idea to fight poverty In the first year of operation, they cacao in Oaxaca, something that part of the local diet, we’re creating with chocolate in 2013. made just 10 kgs. of chocolate per Santillán and Valladares admit they a production chain that is supplied After finishing a business degree month but production has now had no idea would happen when by the same society,” Santillán said, at the Technological University grown to 120 to 150 kgs. monthly they first started out. “cultivating cinnamon in the state of the Mixteca, he completed an and their product is sold as far afield In response to its own growing will be the next step.” internship at the China-Mexico as León, Guanajuato, and Mexico demand for cocoa beans, Oaxacanita Oaxacanita has received Chamber of Commerce where — in City. planted 2,000 cacao trees this year in recognition for its socially-aware consideration of his own background However, the completely the municipality of Putla, about 150 business model both from a U.S.- — he was encouraged to develop a handmade process — in Santillán’s k from Tamazulápam. backed social entrepreneurship chocolate-based social initiative. backyard — remains essentially the Just 1% of cocoa beans used to program and a university in France Drinking hot chocolate in same. Local women toast cacao on make chocolate in Mexico come from and continues to find new markets Tamazulápam is a traditional part a clay griddle, then grind it into a Oaxaca, Santillán estimated, meaning for its chocolate, which can also be of the culture and incorporated powder before it is mixed with the that Oaxacanita currently has to buy purchased on its website. in important events, so he and other ingredients. Once the mixture its cacao from neighboring states. (Source: El Universal)

El Arrayan was named one of the Top 5 restaurants of traditional Mexican cuisine in Mexico by a community (#ComunidadMB) made up of a growing group of gourmet followers [over 300,000 followers to date] who, like all diners, go and pay their bills in Mexican restaurants, then post their comments. They have no commitments to chefs, owners or establishments. “This is a typical fonda, colorful, family-oriented, where owner Carmen Porras [and partner Claudia] revive classic recipes and traditional stews. An institution in Puerto Vallarta.” This notice was published in El Universal, one of Mexico’s most respected daily papers, as well as msn.com. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location

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“Nothing.” something I would not have thought “Nothing?” Pedro was beside himself. possible. “Pedro,” I screamed, “could “You have to drink something!” you turn the music down? Please!” “Why” I asked, “is there a city “No. The other customers like it Gil Gevins ordinance requiring people to drink loud,” was his surly reply. with their meals?” “But there are no other customers!” Twenty minutes later I observed Pedro I pointed out. “There will be,” he After well over a thousand appeared to be the only clients within eating a plate of what appeared to be claimed. “Tomorrow is a holiday. superlative dining experiences, a day’s walk of the restaurant, the only chicken enchiladas over by the kitchen. We’re expecting a big crowd. What the law of gastronomical averages table not reserved for these future “Excuse me,” I said, approaching do you want to drink?” finally caught us up. And I am not phantom patrons was the one directly his table, “are those our enchiladas?” “Bring me the check!” talking about a lackluster lunch, or in front of the jukebox. Dutifully, we “Yes.” “The check? Don’t you want a disagreeable dinner: I am talking moved over there, whereupon Pedro “Well, why are you eating them?” dessert? We have tangerine flambé. about the culinary equivalent of pushed a button or two, reanimating “I’m hungry.” They made it yesterday, but it’s Custard’s Last Stand! the Frankenstein speakers which “But we ordered them.” probably still warm.” “The check, Pedro’s Hideaway (not hidden quite proceeded to blast out the loudest, “Yes, but you said you weren’t Pedro, just bring the check!” well enough) was located off the scratchiest, most painful version of La hungry,” was his bizarre reply. It was then that Lucy discovered beaten track. We stumbled upon it Bamba ever to assault the eardrums of Ten minutes later Pedro deposited, a large bone protruding from one of by accident while searching the back a living human being. with the aplomb of a drunken her enchiladas. Ordinarily such a roads of Vallarta for the Kitty Litter “Uh, Pedro,” I shouted, “isn’t that a dalmatian, a plate of chicken discovery would not have alarmed us; Factory Outlet Store. When our car little loud?” “So?” he screamed. enchiladas on our table, along with after all, chickens do possess bones. broke down in front of what looked “Well, could you do us a small favor,” one fork, no knife and no napkin. But this particular bone did not belong like a place to eat, we decided to give I yelled, “and turn down the volume? “Could we have another fork, a few to any winged creature we had ever it a try. Looking for thousand pound It’s breaking up my kidney stones!” napkins and a knife?” I asked. “We’re seen - unless it was a pterodactyl. bags of kitty litter is hungry work. “I’ll be back in a minute to take going to share.” “What’s this, Pedro?” Lucy shouted, The restaurant was enormous with your order,” he screamed. “Want “You’re going to share one order?” holding up the sizable body-part with a bare bumpy cement floor poured something to drink?” he demanded with disbelief. “Yes.” both hands. “That’s a bone!” Pedro by a crew of blind sadists. Huddled “No thanks. About the music…” Pedro forgot the knife and the napkin, shouted back. “Yes, but from what together like drunken football teams “You don’t want anything to drink?” but he did bring us another fork and kind of animal?” were groups of collapsing tables. In he snarled, as if I’d just insulted his we commenced to dig in. The tortillas “How should I know?” he moaned. the center of this titanic tin-roofed mother. “We’d like to look over the were spectacularly stale, and the “I’m a waiter, not a veterinarian.” catastrophe there sat a jukebox the menu before we order anything,” chicken so tough it could have done a size of the Lincoln Memorial, which Lucy howled politely. cameo on The Sopranos. The sauce, of which there was a small pond’s-worth, for the moment, thankfully, appeared “You want a beer?” Pedro roared. Gil Gevins to be hors de combat. “No, nothing for the moment.” was an ill-defined greenish color and “A margarita?” he shrieked. smelled like a cross between pumpkin Best know for his cult-classic, PUERTO We were greeted by …no one. The VALLARTA ON 49 BRAIN CELLS A DAY, seeds and lawn fertilizer. place appeared to be abandoned. The English language menu he’d is the author of five hilarious books, “Hola!” we yelled to no avail. As given us left a great deal (almost After drowning the entire disaster including his latest, the riotously funny we were leaving a young man, who everything) to be desired. It was in hot sauce, we began (with the novel, 1967. Signed copies of Gil’s latest looked as if he’d been recently roused limited, uninteresting, overpriced greatest reluctance) to eat. But at that book are available at LUCY’S CUCU from a coma, approached us and said, and largely incomprehensible. What precise moment the jukebox suddenly CABAÑA, located at 295 Basilio Badillo. “What do you want?” in the world, for example, was an and inexplicably doubled in volume, “Is the kitchen open?” I asked. order of Shrunken Shrimp? Or a plate “Why wouldn’t it be,” he replied. of Swedish Feetballs? And Tried “Okay,” Lucy said, “can we see a Chicken? What was that? Pre-chewed menu?” “Yeah, sure,” he said. “Have gizzards? We were so hungry we a seat and I’ll bring one over.” decided to order something anyway, Our choice of tables was all but to tide us over until we were able to infinite. We picked the one with all find the kitty litter factory. four legs, located furthest from the “Pedro,” I told the waiter, “we’ll gargantuan jukebox. Several weeks have one order of chicken enchiladas.” later, Pedro reappeared with a damp “And?” “And nothing. That’s it.” largely illegible menu which he tossed “Aren’t you hungry?” onto the table like a soggy frisbee. “Not really,” I lied. “You can’t sit here,” he advised us a “Then what are you doing here?” moment later. “This section is reserved.” “Being tortured?” my wife suggested. Map) on Central number (See location According to Pedro, though we “What do you want to drink?” 18 30

same. It then becomes everyone However much we value the need for else’s responsibility to change. the change, is how much we will value The better we are at justifying, the the required investment to create it! more convinced we are that there You are worth it We must also value ourselves! Giselle Bellanger RN, LCSW is no need to change. The blame game can become very convenient. We must believe that we deserve Another typical reason that people the expected outcome. Are you look for reasons to justify the current worth the cost of that new car, gym situation or behavior, is because membership, vitamins, college Last week’s article was about left behind. Sometimes the fear to they don’t want to make the effort. degree, week long seminar, fabulous having the “courage to change”, change is more wrapped up in the Change requires effort. Hard work dinner out with friends, massage, and in it, I discussed the ability to fear of the unknown, whether that’s and dedication in pursuit of change online course, 2-week vacation recognize the need for change and changing jobs, friends, partners. can be very demanding and costly. or trip you’ve only dreamt about? the tremendous fear of changing, The fear of letting go of all that is We can easily become complacent You will not allow yourself to even that actually blocks many people familiar, no matter how destructive and very stuck. consider any of this; the required from taking the steps to intentionally or dysfunctional, can be a huge Take action … Value tools nor the rewards, and no change. Generally, change is not obstacle. Sometimes we have to the Need for change matter their financial cost or time easy, it takes work, thoughtful “take fear by the hand” and go Get un-stuck! Throw complacency requirements, if you do not feel intentional effort. In many cases, forward anyway, enter the unknown, out! Get honest with yourself. you are worth it. Learning to value change is not only difficult, it’s and confront it, instead of wasting Discover your “real truth”. If you your health, happiness, lifestyle, painful. Our instincts steer us away anymore time avoiding it. Do not hate your job, or should be earning committed relationship, friendships, from pain; not toward it. Basically, wait for the fear to subside; it may more money, if your partner is leisure time, etc, is essential before if you want to change, you must lean never go away and you’ll be stuck pulling you down or holding you you can justify creating change that into the pain. for a long time. “Courage is not the back, if you don’t have friends, is in your “highest good” and most Accept the pain absence of fear; it is the making of if you don’t like something about likely long overdue. What is your In order to decide to accept the pain action despite the fear” (Scott Peck, yourself … then something needs to happiness, sense of fulfillment, and begin your process of change, The Road Less Traveled). change! You must actively decide to relief from stress, worth to you? it is very helpful to recognize that Stop justifying change and embrace whatever effort What is your physical, mental, and either way, there will be pain. Avoid justifications to remain it requires. emotional health worth? Simply ask yourself, if you’d rather the same. It doesn’t take much to You must embrace the potential No need for Crisis stay in the pain of how things are or convince ourselves to stay the same; challenges, hardships, and pain How bad does it have to get? if you’d rather go through the pain not to do anything differently, and to create change. Take Action! Don’t wait for the crisis to shake of change. You can stagnate …or to minimize the problem and need Whether we are trying to change you and wake you up! Coming out grow, and in many cases, you can for change. If we don’t recognize physicality, mentally, emotionally, of a crisis is always more costly remain angry, bitter and resentful … there’s a problem, then there’s no spiritually, we need to take action. than acting sooner or preventing or you can heal. need for a solution. We may need to stop eating certain a situation. Living with the guilt Act despite the Fear If we don’t recognize our role in foods, join a gym, pay a trainer, go and shame of what you “wish” you The fear of change usually entails the problem, then there’s nothing on a juice fast, or we may need to would have done, or “should” have the fear of pain; of re-living the required for us to change. This is read books, attend seminars, listen done, is signing up for a lifetime of memory of a traumatic event, or particularly true when we blame to video lectures, attend a retreat, go regret, and if you’re stuck blaming feeling the depth of a pain, sadness, everyone and everything else; it to therapy, learn to meditate, etc. others, then you’re burdened with sorrow, that you thought you’d very easy to justify remaining the In order to value the need for that resentments too. particular change, we must value Nothing changes if nothing the expected change it will create; changes! Clear the energy pathway, the expected outcome, the expected and you won’t believe what comes shift in perspective and energy. We your way. Get ready. Prepare must value the required tools and the yourself! Change is near. Invite it investment of our time and money into your life! in obtaining those tools. Very often, we don’t know how to create the change without help. At the very least, we need support Giselle Belanger and encouragement, but most likely, RN, LCSW (psychotherapist) is available we need to be taught a skill or a new for appointments in person, by phone, perspective or new concept. We or by skype webcam. Contact info: need to read, study, or pay someone [email protected] Mex cell: 044 (322) 138-9552 or US cell: (312) 914-5203 to teach and guide us. 31

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As men age, they slowly get low on testosterone and other adrenal gland androgenic hormones. Testosterone in men usually declines 1% a year after age 30. Since the decline in testosterone is so slow, men usually don’t recognize it. Signs of low testosterone in men are fatigue, abdominal obesity, decrease muscle strength, brain fog, erectile dysfunction, moodiness and grumpiness, and loss of vitality. The decline in testosterone usually causes an increase in estrogen in men which can cause abdominal obesity, erectile dysfunction, loss of libido prostate enlargement and prostate cancer. Men have the option of taking synthetic testosterone injections, testosterone pellet implantation done usually every 6 months or using topical testosterone cream. Progesterone cream is usually given to help keep the prostate gland healthy. We also put most men on an estrogen blocker. Forty-nine percent of men between the ages of 40-50 have some evidence of prostate cancer. Eighty-Five percent of these men will have a slow growing prostate cancer and may die of natural causes never knowing that they had prostate cancer. It is controversial, but Eye exam and lens tting by specialists it is now thought that estradiol contributes to prostate cancer, and Contact lenses and Large collection of modern testosterone protects men from getting prostate cancer. All men European frames that are going to be taking testosterone replacement therapy need a We are your best option in quality and prices! digital rectal exam (DRE) and laboratory hormone testing including Francisco I. Madero #396 a prostate specific antigen (PSA) test, which, unfortunately, is not (Corner of Aguacate) Map) on Central number (See location EXPRESS SERVICETel. (322) 223 2995 [email protected] too accurate in detecting prostate cancer. 15 At The Holistic Bio Spa, we have been helping men get their testosterone back to youthful levels for 25 years. We are authorities in laboratory testing in men and women. Our clients notice the difference in their energy levels usually within a few weeks, and most or all of their symptoms of low testosterone resolve.

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consciousness disciplines such as These postures or ‘asanas’ along with yoga, tai chi, and the softer marital conscious use of the breath remove arts. Not long ago I read about a stiffness and tension from the body, wild, 100-year old daredevil, defying restore vitality, strength and stamina, Krystal Frost age, common sense and the fears of and improve balance and coordination; his doctors and children, who made they also promote the efficiency his first bungee jump from a 210- of the body processes of digestion, such as Deepak Chopra, M.D., an foot tower… Then of course there is assimilation and detoxification. Then endocrinologist, bestselling author and that snap shot of the sisters, age 102 there is the mental-emotional side. A internationally recognized authority and 104, one practicing a shoulder short meditation clears out negative It seems the act of aging has turned on how our consciousness affects our stand, the other stretching in a yoga emotions and helps focus the mind. into an act of grace with a little health, urge us to consider the power pose with one foot behind her head. According to yogic tradition, the adjustment in your mind set, so says that our beliefs about aging have over Sounds a bit extreme? years after 50 are the ideal time for Deepak Chopra, M.D. us. The latest research shows that how What happens when we change psychological and spiritual growth. “If I know my biological potential we age has more to do with our belief our expectations about aging? Tufts The practice of yoga not only restores is 130 years, then I don’t consider system and mindset about aging than University found out when they put the health and vitality of the body, but myself middle-aged until I’m 65… any other factor. a group of the frailest nursing home the philosophy behind yoga aims to One of the great principles of mind/ In the last several decades, residents, ages 87 to 96, on weight- open and expand a human being on all body medicine is that expectancies gerontologists have proved that training regimen that included levels so that aging can become a time determine outcome. If you expect to remaining active throughout life halts Hatha yoga. Traditionally doctors of greater perspective and illumination, remain strong in your mature years, the loss of muscle and skeletal tissue. believed that this type of elderly this is when grace appears. you will.” - Deepak Chopra M. D. The news is spreading among older person belonged in bed, in a rocker or I have to say I am rather fond of the As a society and as individuals, we people that they should continue all wheelchair out on the porch or in front yoga discipline. I have taught here in PV can expect that our notions of aging the activities they enjoyed in earlier of the TV. Exercise would exhaust or for the last 20 years and have practiced will continue to change dramatically years, walking, hiking, bicycling, kill these fragile people. Well, they twice that, but who’s counting, right? in the years ahead. Leading pioneers gardening, golf, tennis, karate, thrived. Within eight weeks, muscle I have found that women who practice in the field of mind/body medicine swimming, lovemaking, dance and tone improved by 300%, coordination have little or no menopause symptoms, and balance improved as well. Most keep their weight in line, energy levels important, these folks’ confidence up and general have a more positive in being active returned. Some of outlook on life. The men are coming them who had not been able to walk around, and when they do they fall fast unassisted could now get up and go. and hard into the yoga tract. A yoga Hatha yoga slows down and practice helps bring about balance to a reverses the aging process modern fast paced life by giving your What is Hatha Yoga? O.K., now pay mind and body a chance to come together attention, I get this question A LOT, in harmony and a moment or two of especially with many new styles of stillness. That stillness is the birthing yoga… Astanga, Vinyasa, Inyengar, place of inspiration and creativity. Power, Flow, dance kick yoga, etc., You can find a studio close to home it’s really essentially the same. Hatha by checking the Bay Vallarta guide. means union, a physical discipline that All teachers have their own take on explores the connection between the teaching so if you try one and don’t body, mind and spirit. The goal of yoga like it, try another one. is to balance and unify the positive So, with grace, turn off the TV, get and negative energy flows (ji, chi, life up out of that comfy chair, get rid of forces) within the body. Using the flow the canned multi-vitamin and mineral of the breath and the internal flow of shakes by eating real food and GET these energies, yoga helps us to realize GOING! You have another 50 years our potential for health and self-healing. to embrace. Happy New Year! All of the approaches to Hatha yoga involve the practice of various movements and postures. In general, they consist of forward Krystal Frost bends, backbends, twists, inversions, For questions and comments - standing and balancing poses as well Cell: 322 116-9645, as relaxation and breathing techniques. Email: [email protected] 33

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Harriet Murray

Condominiums, Homes & Land FBS MLS reported by AMPI Compostela, Nayarit, Vallarta real estate members

After what has been a banner year of increased sales volume, we see from these stats that we slowed down towards the end of the year, compared to last year this time. We have gone from 2,278 active listings to 2,100. We sold 164 units this last quarter compared to 201 in 2016. Sales volume is down 9% to Bucerias, Cabo Corrientes, Centro $52,026,998. Average sales price is North and La Cruz. Active listed up 12% to $317,238. over last year’s inventory stayed about the same $284,478. at 687 and sales volume was close CONDOS to last year total: $17,571,664. More condos sold, almost 2 to one Average home sold price is down compared to homes and land. The 24% to $351,433. from $466,554. condos in PV Centro South and South last year. Discounts off list average Shore have been the engine driving 8%, less than the 11% discount last the train for the past several years. year. The highest average sales price This last quarter saw a drop in sales this quarter is in La Cruz at $645,400. volume and number of units sold: Punta Mita and Southshore about 102 condos sold compared to 148, the same with $587,000. Reporting including these two active areas. inside Punta Mita 4 Seasons is not The two areas who have seen an reporting. uptick of sales volume and a higher LAND average sales price are Flamingos in Land has 301 units for sale up 4% Nayarit and Nuevo Vallarta West. from last year. Total sales volume is Total sales volume for the condo $1,182,500. Only area up for sales quarter sales is $33,267,734., down volume over last year is 25% increase 9% from last year. Big news is the in San Pancho with an average sales increase in average sales price form price of $144,000. Average total $249,243. to $326,154. This is a 30% sales price of land sold was $98,967. increase in average sales For sale inventory during this Sales price with an average discount period was $811,850,021. of 8 % off list. HOMES N.B.: Information is deemed to be In the 4th quarter, 50 homes sold, reliable but not guaranteed by 2018 over 38 in the prior year. The areas MLS and FBS. All amounts are with increase sales volume were shown in U.S. Dollars.

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not ready to buy that new computer yet, place. It doesn’t do any good to make is to download and use Google Chrome the password stronger and then lock as your internet browser. Google is yourself out of that account! still doing updates to Chrome on XP Some of my clients also couldn’t systems …for now. You can download remember their “secret questions” it at www.google.com/chrome they originally setup with the online Make sure your antivirus is up to email account 5, 10 or 15 years ago. date and do a complete scan of your So doing a simple password reset computer at least monthly. Generally was not possible. While you can still this can take a couple of hours, so plan access your account, now is a good to do it when you won’t need to chat time to update your security questions. Now that the gifts have been programs, but the increase in speed with the family for a few hours. 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Your body cannot much like baby Jade Plants, Purslane might mistake it for Rose Moss manufacture essential fatty acids, Pussley, Verdolaga, Little has fleshy succulent leaves and stems Hogweed or Wild Portulaca (Portulaca grandiflora). so you must get them from food. with white, pink, fuchsia, rose, yellow, Unfortunately, the typical American peach, orange, and lavender flowers. diet contains too little omega-3, a (Purslane is a “from the wrong side Its stems lay flat on the ground, of the tracks” species. Few of my shortage that is linked to a barrage of radiating from a single taproot. They illnesses including heart disease, cancer botanical books even acknowledge sometimes form large mats of leaves. the existence of Purslane as a and Alzheimer’s disease.” The Portulaca oleracea is an annual, Some weed, huh? garden plant. On top of that, even if reproducing itself from seeds and it is mentioned, it’s generally in an from stem pieces. And for those who uncomplimentary manner. Beyond Hot off the presses, Vol. II is ready consider it unwanted, it may be a bit for you! Order now the hard copy or that, I recognize that in such writings depressing to learn that its seeds have as this, I’m supposed to present myself eBook versions of Tommy and Patty’s been known to stay viable for forty informative and entertaining, award as the all-knowing/all-experienced According to Mother Earth News, it is years in the soil. winning “The Civilized Jungle” series tropical plant guru. Well, as much as “the most frequently reported ‘weed’ Purslane will grow about anywhere species in the world.” Yet numerous - each with over 420 beautiful pictures. I wish I were - ‘tain’t so! Like you, I’m - be it fertile garden soil or arid, cultures have enthusiastically Simply go to www.plantingtropicalroots. still gaining knowledge – sometimes nutrient-deficient, unattended soil. Its embraced Purslane as a food for com You might also want to check out by my own mistakes. For example, succulent characteristics endow it with quite some time! what others who have been to Ola in Vol. I of this series, I wrote about great drought tolerance. That all noted, Brisa Gardens in Manzanillo, Mx, for Rose Moss (Portulaca grandiflora) and of course if given its “druthers,” it will personalized, botanical garden tours as many of my contemporaries have prefer the fine-textured soils of one’s or a tropical brunch have to say about done, I cited Purslane as one of its vegetable or flower garden. (No fool, their experiences. other names. I knew that there were this plant!) But if starting from seeds differences between the two plants, but intentionally, it will not germinate https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_ thought Purslane to be merely a minor well if more than one-half inch (1.27 Review-g150791-d5984161-Reviews-Ola_ variant of P. grandiflora. However, as cm) deep. It germinates best in high Brisa_Gardens-Manzanillo_Pacific_Coast.html I began to examine and compare these soil temperatures; hence, it does well plants I learned of several variances here in Ola Brisa Gardens. Tommy Clarkson and soon realized that Purslane is an Purslane aficionados prefer eating Because it’s so juicy, Purslane entirely different species!) fresh young leaves and tender stem In Manzanillo, visit Ola Brisa Gardens, helps create a low-fat pesto Tommy and Patty’s verdant, multi-terraced tips that taste somewhat similar to without too much oil. tropical paradise nestled on a hill overlooking Foremost in these dissimilarities is watercress or spinach. It can be the magnificent vista of Santiago Bay. the question of whether Purslane is incorporated in salads or sprinkled if overcooked. Mother Earth News Leisurely meander its curved, paved path, a weed or a tasty treat! That’s right, on sandwiches in lieu of lettuce or also reports that one can “use purslane experiencing, first hand, a delicious array as Sandra Mason, the State Master pickles. It can be substituted for in pesto by [throwing] basil and of palms, plants and flowers from all over Gardener Coordinator at the University spinach in many recipes. Other, rather purslane - upper stems and all - into a the world. Or e-mail questions to him at of Illinois Extension Service quips, diverse, culinary uses include being blender or food processor, [adding] a [email protected] For back issues of “Purslane is cursed and curried all at cooked as a potherb, steamed, stir- small amount of olive oil, garlic, pine “Roots”, gardening tips, tropical plant book or the same time.” For most gardeners, it fried or pureed. 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