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Live the Tradition Together Subscribe to Scholastic ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY . ,i FOR OVER 120 YEARS, A LINK BETWEEN 6 DEPARTMENTS • t PARENTS AND CAMPUS LIFE Movies 2 Darkman Editorial 7 3 ------Music Jane's A9diction On Other Campuses Sonic Youth Please send ___ years of Scholastic to: 4 Name ------Week In Distortion Address ______CAMPUS LIFE COVER City ______State ____ Zip ______10 14 The Loyal Sons Are Marching 5 Please make checks payable to: Scholastic Magazine "We're Back" The Unexamined Life LaFortune Student Center Women promoted at Notre Dame Notre Dame, IN 46556 Three familiar faces from 1988 return for another run at the title 19 Enclosed is a check for $25.00x __ years = $ --- SPORTS Coming Distractions NEWS 17 8 Michigan Preview 20 'Newbriefs New Face From An Old Place Final Word

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Begin the I Vol. 132, No.1 September 13, 1990 Begin '!1 ., if ,EDITOR IN CHIEF /'fJ1 Michael C. Wieber So, how was your... thought we '.\" MANAGING EDITOR were going to say it, didn't you? Derik T. Weldon Nope. other magazine in America; They NEWS EDITOR simply want us to print what is legally Traci Taghon It's impossible to say welcome and journalistically correct, not to Comics aren't just for kids anymore Does your mother work here?, SPORTS EDITOR back without sounding trite, so allow avoid talking about birth control, Brian McMahon us the standard greeting: We hope homosexuality or other controversial Looking for a new and exciting major? Does American Studies Students at Indiana University's Bloomington campus may SPORTS ASSISTANT your summers were relaxing, wann issues. seem a tad nebulous on your resume? Then consider studying recognize a few entrees this semester. According to The Chronicle Jon Paul Potts comic books for the rest of your life. As reported by The Chron­ and profitable. ofHigher Education, last year the dining service staff sent letters icle of Higher Education, academic researchers, apparently having to parents asking them to send in their favorite recipes. The CAMPUS LIFE EDITOR To this end, the complete coverage Kristine DeGange found themselves with nothing else to do, have unleashed their university plans to use the recipes for its special "Home Cookin'" Every new school year brings with of issues pe1):aining to Notre Dame's mental faculties on comic strips. "Among all forms of popular nights. The delighful evenings will include not only tasty cuisine, DEPARTMENTS EDITOR it changes for Notre Dame and its stu­ students, we at Scholastic are com­ culture, we're at the bottom of the heap," says M. Thomas Inge, a but gingham tablecloths and place mats to boot. The decore was Tim Rogers dents. We are proud to announce that mitted. But we cannot do much with­ professor of humanties at Randolph-Macon College and a special­ the easy part, though. Cooks at the untversity did have trouble ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR change has also come to Scholastic. out student input. We strongly en­ ist in the history of comics. That doesn't stop him and his col- converting the recipes to feed 12,000. Dave Holsinger leagues from fmding deep meaning in the white balloons floating We have a new format which is easier courage letters to the editor because over comic strip heros. U.C.L.A. professor, David Kunzle, studies PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR on the eyes and will help us to accom­ they are the only way we know how Donald Duck cartoons from a Marxist perspective. Says Kunzle, Shared rhetoric Mari Okuda plish our goal for this year: to better well we are serving you- our audi­ ''They're very imperialistic." PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT serve you, Notre Dame's students, ence and reason for writing. . That sordid institution, the University of Miami, printed a summer Paul Webb issue of their paper, the First Impression. The publication was with stories and features that interest aimed at familiarizing freshmen with the grandeur of the campus COPY EDITOR you and address your needs. Enjoy the 1990-91 school year. We Dave Raedy and the many activities the university has to offer. Dr. William R. hope to hear from you soon. Butler, the vice president of student affairs, wrote a short welcome LAYOUT/SYSTEMS MANAGER If it sounds like we are using the to the freshmen. He began his article with a resounding, "Wel­ Patricia Doyle same rhetoric' that you hear in any Take it Easy, come to the University of Miami family!" ADVERTISING MANAGER student body election campaign, Tony Porcelli you're wrong. 1J4. R.A. bootcamp BUSINESS MANAGER Jim Fitzgerald Derik Weldon Scholastic, along with other publi­ Managing Editor How would you like to see your R.A. on his hands and knees? (I GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER cations on campus which are funded realize that girls have knees, too.) According to - what else? - Jeanne Naylor by the university, has be,en criticized the Chronicle ofHigher Education, Nq¢lern Illinois University put 147 R.A.'s through a fIre test. University offIcials pumped SchoUzslic is publiskd wuJdy IhrouglwUllhe school y"" acq>t during by students for being a "mouthpiece . Lollaslo SchoUzslicmusl botypodlt1ldinclwk lhewrila'snamt:,address non-toxic, environmentally friendly smoke into the halls of ummnmionlt1ldNC/lJionpaiodsollhe Uni=sityofNolre Damt:, Nol,e It1Idplwnonumbor. Uni"",silysludenlsslwuldinclwklhei'ywinschool Damt:,IN,46556It11dprintodol ThePapors,Inc.,Mil[ord,IN 46542. The of the administration." It1Idcollogo. Faculty",""",","slwuldinclWklhei,.ImoIl. All /dIm dormitories last month. Trainees had to escape on all fours like subscriplion ,00eis$25.00fy=1t1Id backissuosare""ailJWIool $l.25/copy. musl bosigned. Ntl7TIl!Swil/ bo wilhheld upon requesl in calain insIanas. Theopinionse:rprt=d in SchoUzslic." IlwsooflhellUllwtslt1ldedilorslt1ld SchoUzslic ,esarJes lhe righllO ,

Begin the I Vol. 132, No.1 September 13, 1990 Begin '!1 ., if ,EDITOR IN CHIEF /'fJ1 Michael C. Wieber So, how was your... thought we '.\" MANAGING EDITOR were going to say it, didn't you? Derik T. Weldon Nope. other magazine in America; They NEWS EDITOR simply want us to print what is legally Traci Taghon It's impossible to say welcome and journalistically correct, not to Comics aren't just for kids anymore Does your mother work here?, SPORTS EDITOR back without sounding trite, so allow avoid talking about birth control, Brian McMahon us the standard greeting: We hope homosexuality or other controversial Looking for a new and exciting major? Does American Studies Students at Indiana University's Bloomington campus may SPORTS ASSISTANT your summers were relaxing, wann issues. seem a tad nebulous on your resume? Then consider studying recognize a few entrees this semester. According to The Chronicle Jon Paul Potts comic books for the rest of your life. As reported by The Chron­ and profitable. ofHigher Education, last year the dining service staff sent letters icle of Higher Education, academic researchers, apparently having to parents asking them to send in their favorite recipes. The CAMPUS LIFE EDITOR To this end, the complete coverage Kristine DeGange found themselves with nothing else to do, have unleashed their university plans to use the recipes for its special "Home Cookin'" Every new school year brings with of issues pe1):aining to Notre Dame's mental faculties on comic strips. "Among all forms of popular nights. The delighful evenings will include not only tasty cuisine, DEPARTMENTS EDITOR it changes for Notre Dame and its stu­ students, we at Scholastic are com­ culture, we're at the bottom of the heap," says M. Thomas Inge, a but gingham tablecloths and place mats to boot. The decore was Tim Rogers dents. We are proud to announce that mitted. But we cannot do much with­ professor of humanties at Randolph-Macon College and a special­ the easy part, though. Cooks at the untversity did have trouble ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR change has also come to Scholastic. out student input. We strongly en­ ist in the history of comics. That doesn't stop him and his col- converting the recipes to feed 12,000. Dave Holsinger leagues from fmding deep meaning in the white balloons floating We have a new format which is easier courage letters to the editor because over comic strip heros. U.C.L.A. professor, David Kunzle, studies PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR on the eyes and will help us to accom­ they are the only way we know how Donald Duck cartoons from a Marxist perspective. Says Kunzle, Shared rhetoric Mari Okuda plish our goal for this year: to better well we are serving you- our audi­ ''They're very imperialistic." PHOTOGRAPHY ASSISTANT serve you, Notre Dame's students, ence and reason for writing. . That sordid institution, the University of Miami, printed a summer Paul Webb issue of their paper, the First Impression. The publication was with stories and features that interest aimed at familiarizing freshmen with the grandeur of the campus COPY EDITOR you and address your needs. Enjoy the 1990-91 school year. We Dave Raedy and the many activities the university has to offer. Dr. William R. hope to hear from you soon. Butler, the vice president of student affairs, wrote a short welcome LAYOUT/SYSTEMS MANAGER If it sounds like we are using the to the freshmen. He began his article with a resounding, "Wel­ Patricia Doyle same rhetoric' that you hear in any Take it Easy, come to the University of Miami family!" ADVERTISING MANAGER student body election campaign, Tony Porcelli you're wrong. 1J4. R.A. bootcamp BUSINESS MANAGER Jim Fitzgerald Derik Weldon Scholastic, along with other publi­ Managing Editor How would you like to see your R.A. on his hands and knees? (I GRAPHIC ARTS MANAGER cations on campus which are funded realize that girls have knees, too.) According to - what else? - Jeanne Naylor by the university, has be,en criticized the Chronicle ofHigher Education, Nq¢lern Illinois University put 147 R.A.'s through a fIre test. University offIcials pumped SchoUzslic is publiskd wuJdy IhrouglwUllhe school y"" acq>t during by students for being a "mouthpiece . Lollaslo SchoUzslicmusl botypodlt1ldinclwk lhewrila'snamt:,address non-toxic, environmentally friendly smoke into the halls of ummnmionlt1ldNC/lJionpaiodsollhe Uni=sityofNolre Damt:, Nol,e It1Idplwnonumbor. Uni"",silysludenlsslwuldinclwklhei'ywinschool Damt:,IN,46556It11dprintodol ThePapors,Inc.,Mil[ord,IN 46542. The of the administration." It1Idcollogo. Faculty",""",","slwuldinclWklhei,.ImoIl. All /dIm dormitories last month. Trainees had to escape on all fours like subscriplion ,00eis$25.00fy=1t1Id backissuosare""ailJWIool $l.25/copy. musl bosigned. Ntl7TIl!Swil/ bo wilhheld upon requesl in calain insIanas. Theopinionse:rprt=d in SchoUzslic." IlwsooflhellUllwtslt1ldedilorslt1ld SchoUzslic ,esarJes lhe righllO ,

eare now entering the Great Col­ time management W lege Lull. We are finished moving in, and most serious c1asswork is still a few weeks away. Without any structured activ­ Turning to fme dining for our next play­ seem to be most interested in accusations ity between football games, most of us use ground, consider the possibilities presented from people who might have good reason to this time to investigate some of the eternal by gelatin cubes. First ask yourself, what be biased against Notre Dame or who might questions. How many naps can a person other things come in cubes and are fun to play have a personal vendetta against Coach take in one day? How long can I whistle with besides gelatin? Dice. In fact, the long Holtz. No need to worry, though; If your without my roommate telling me to shut up? tables at South Dining Hall would be ideal for story is sufficiently outrageous, it will get Does vodka really mix with everything, craps tables, but it's almost impossible to put into print. including pickle juice? And so on. little dots onto gelatin cubes. No problem, After you.'ve sold your story and/or your These projects are enough to keep the av­ since you can make your own game table by soul, you can use part of the proceeds to start erage student occupied until the stress of writing the various dining hall delicacies on a fan club for our favorite media informant, midterms sets in. But maybe you're above napkins, then spreading the napkins across the Steve Huffman. When Huffman went public average. Maybe you already have all the table. Then throw your cubes, see which with his steroid story (which also implied that answers. Maybe you're a real wiseguy who napkin they land on, and take a big helping of Coach HoltZ isn't a very nice guy), Fighting no one can stand to be around. In that case, the food named on the napkin. If you're lucky, Irish fans everywhere responded with the let me suggest a few activities to keep you they'll land on a square marked "cereal bar." same astonished cry: "Steve Who?" A fan busy. If you're not so lucky, you may fmd your club dedicated to Huffman might enable us to One of the most enjoyable forms of intel­ cubes on the figure out just who the Dear Dr. Head: For years I have stared at that copy of Dear Dr. Head: On occasion, I will responsibly have one or lectual growth can be sitting in on different dreaded hell this joker is. To DaVinci's Last Supper which graces our South Dining Hall. maybe two beers. In the course of my social drinking, classes and contributing alternative opin­ "grilled puck qualify formembership, And for years, I have had but one question. Just what are however, I have noticed that tiplers around me always tap ions to discussion. For example, wear your 0' cheese" potential members must those guys talking about? their beer cans before opening them. Is this an unexplain­ favorite military fatigues to a Peace studies napkin. (If be one of the following: - John Kroepfl, junior, Morrissey able phenomenon, like cat juggling, or is there a reason? class and let the fun begin. Let's say the your fellow 1) a tattle-tale, 2) a cry­ John, I bet your mom is a proud woman. - Mike Cox, junior, off campus professor asks the rhetorical question, players are baby, 3) injury prone, or Few people actually know the real story behind that picture. DaVinci Firstly, the sport of cat juggling is a heinous crime and I hope you "What can we do as a nation for the Third humanitari­ 4) an all-around loser. was actually an aspiring cartoonist, and the Last Supper was one of don't participate in it. Secondly, nothing is unexplainable. Remem­ World?" At this point you should stick up ans, they may Likely prospects from his earliest attempts at humor. In it, DaVinci depicted the scene ber that. your hand and shout "Nuke 'em!" The allow you to each category might shortly after theparty received the bill for Jesus 'last square meal. The In the old days, when the earth was still flat and men wore wigs, students in the class may give you some eat the napkin include: Jessica Hahn, total was a tad higher than they had expected and a lively argument fermentation was amistery. Louis Pasteur, the ''Father ofFermenta­ threatening glances, but don't worry: instead.) Eric Dickerson, Evel ensued. Originally, he had balloons over each of the apostle's heads. tion," invented the process, but hadn't a clue as to how it worked. All they're pacifists, they won't hurt you. A If these pos­ Knievel, and Jimmy After a good deal of painstaking research, I managed to uncover a he knew was that it made him feel good. So being a mystic, Pasteur great alternative is to attend a Gender Stud­ sibilities are Johnson. sketch ofDa Vinci's original masterpiece before theN.E.A. made him attributed the curious properties of stale fruit to spirits. That is how ies class while sporting an Andrew Dice not enough, Remember, there's a change it. !found it on the third floor Cartoon Section of the Hesburg we got the term "spirits" for alcoholic refreshments. The actual Clay t-shirt. think about big difference between Library. For your clarification, I have numbered the apostles and practice of taping on beer cans began when Pasteur instructed his Here's an idea that you've probably becoming a wasting time and crea­ below you'll find what they were actually saying. drinking buddies to tap on the wine jug in order to frighten the spirits thought of already. The next time you go to media infor­ tive recreation. It's cru­ One: My hands are clean on this one. into the drink. The superstition has continued to this day and it's up the bookstore and find out at the cash regis­ mant. The cial to make the most Two: He's a Jew. to all of us to dispel it. ter that your texts cost their weight in Stealth press is so out of the next few Three: C'mon guys, pitch in. bomber components, shriek at the top of desperate for weeks. If you're not Four: Jesus Christ! I only had one blintz. Do you have a burning question? How about a smoldering one? your lungs, "Help! Police! F.B.I.! I'm dirt on our football program, they are printing careful, you might squander some prime lei­ 1 Five: I don't even like wine. I'm not paying for something I didn't From the sexual identity ofearthworms to quantum mechanics, Dr. being robbed!" Most likely, all you will get accusations from just about everybody. Any sure time, or even worse, use your spare drink. Head has the answer. Just ask him. With Ph.D.' s in physics, from your outburst will be some strange day now, we can expect a story in Sports moments to get ahead in your classes. Don't Six: This guy can't add; chemistry, biology and phrenology, Dr. Head is eminently qualified looks or a visit from campus security. But Illustrated revealing how Lou Holtz is using let it happen to you. 0 Seven: You took two pieces of bread. I saw you. to answer even the toughest of questions. Why, he's darn near you never know. Maybe you will inspire the football program as a front for shipping Eight: I'm broke. by Roger Hipp omniscient. fellow students to stage a coup and transfer chemical weapons to Iraq. Unfortunately for Send your questions to Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, care of control of the bookstore to Wal-Mart. ordinary folks like you and me, the media Dr. Head. Please include your place of residence and year. 0 4 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 5 2

eare now entering the Great Col­ time management W lege Lull. We are finished moving in, and most serious c1asswork is still a few weeks away. Without any structured activ­ Turning to fme dining for our next play­ seem to be most interested in accusations ity between football games, most of us use ground, consider the possibilities presented from people who might have good reason to this time to investigate some of the eternal by gelatin cubes. First ask yourself, what be biased against Notre Dame or who might questions. How many naps can a person other things come in cubes and are fun to play have a personal vendetta against Coach take in one day? How long can I whistle with besides gelatin? Dice. In fact, the long Holtz. No need to worry, though; If your without my roommate telling me to shut up? tables at South Dining Hall would be ideal for story is sufficiently outrageous, it will get Does vodka really mix with everything, craps tables, but it's almost impossible to put into print. including pickle juice? And so on. little dots onto gelatin cubes. No problem, After you.'ve sold your story and/or your These projects are enough to keep the av­ since you can make your own game table by soul, you can use part of the proceeds to start erage student occupied until the stress of writing the various dining hall delicacies on a fan club for our favorite media informant, midterms sets in. But maybe you're above napkins, then spreading the napkins across the Steve Huffman. When Huffman went public average. Maybe you already have all the table. Then throw your cubes, see which with his steroid story (which also implied that answers. Maybe you're a real wiseguy who napkin they land on, and take a big helping of Coach HoltZ isn't a very nice guy), Fighting no one can stand to be around. In that case, the food named on the napkin. If you're lucky, Irish fans everywhere responded with the let me suggest a few activities to keep you they'll land on a square marked "cereal bar." same astonished cry: "Steve Who?" A fan busy. If you're not so lucky, you may fmd your club dedicated to Huffman might enable us to One of the most enjoyable forms of intel­ cubes on the figure out just who the Dear Dr. Head: For years I have stared at that copy of Dear Dr. Head: On occasion, I will responsibly have one or lectual growth can be sitting in on different dreaded hell this joker is. To DaVinci's Last Supper which graces our South Dining Hall. maybe two beers. In the course of my social drinking, classes and contributing alternative opin­ "grilled puck qualify formembership, And for years, I have had but one question. Just what are however, I have noticed that tiplers around me always tap ions to discussion. For example, wear your 0' cheese" potential members must those guys talking about? their beer cans before opening them. Is this an unexplain­ favorite military fatigues to a Peace studies napkin. (If be one of the following: - John Kroepfl, junior, Morrissey able phenomenon, like cat juggling, or is there a reason? class and let the fun begin. Let's say the your fellow 1) a tattle-tale, 2) a cry­ John, I bet your mom is a proud woman. - Mike Cox, junior, off campus professor asks the rhetorical question, players are baby, 3) injury prone, or Few people actually know the real story behind that picture. DaVinci Firstly, the sport of cat juggling is a heinous crime and I hope you "What can we do as a nation for the Third humanitari­ 4) an all-around loser. was actually an aspiring cartoonist, and the Last Supper was one of don't participate in it. Secondly, nothing is unexplainable. Remem­ World?" At this point you should stick up ans, they may Likely prospects from his earliest attempts at humor. In it, DaVinci depicted the scene ber that. your hand and shout "Nuke 'em!" The allow you to each category might shortly after theparty received the bill for Jesus 'last square meal. The In the old days, when the earth was still flat and men wore wigs, students in the class may give you some eat the napkin include: Jessica Hahn, total was a tad higher than they had expected and a lively argument fermentation was amistery. Louis Pasteur, the ''Father ofFermenta­ threatening glances, but don't worry: instead.) Eric Dickerson, Evel ensued. Originally, he had balloons over each of the apostle's heads. tion," invented the process, but hadn't a clue as to how it worked. All they're pacifists, they won't hurt you. A If these pos­ Knievel, and Jimmy After a good deal of painstaking research, I managed to uncover a he knew was that it made him feel good. So being a mystic, Pasteur great alternative is to attend a Gender Stud­ sibilities are Johnson. sketch ofDa Vinci's original masterpiece before theN.E.A. made him attributed the curious properties of stale fruit to spirits. That is how ies class while sporting an Andrew Dice not enough, Remember, there's a change it. !found it on the third floor Cartoon Section of the Hesburg we got the term "spirits" for alcoholic refreshments. The actual Clay t-shirt. think about big difference between Library. For your clarification, I have numbered the apostles and practice of taping on beer cans began when Pasteur instructed his Here's an idea that you've probably becoming a wasting time and crea­ below you'll find what they were actually saying. drinking buddies to tap on the wine jug in order to frighten the spirits thought of already. The next time you go to media infor­ tive recreation. It's cru­ One: My hands are clean on this one. into the drink. The superstition has continued to this day and it's up the bookstore and find out at the cash regis­ mant. The cial to make the most Two: He's a Jew. to all of us to dispel it. ter that your texts cost their weight in Stealth press is so out of the next few Three: C'mon guys, pitch in. bomber components, shriek at the top of desperate for weeks. If you're not Four: Jesus Christ! I only had one blintz. Do you have a burning question? How about a smoldering one? your lungs, "Help! Police! F.B.I.! I'm dirt on our football program, they are printing careful, you might squander some prime lei­ 1 Five: I don't even like wine. I'm not paying for something I didn't From the sexual identity ofearthworms to quantum mechanics, Dr. being robbed!" Most likely, all you will get accusations from just about everybody. Any sure time, or even worse, use your spare drink. Head has the answer. Just ask him. With Ph.D.' s in physics, from your outburst will be some strange day now, we can expect a story in Sports moments to get ahead in your classes. Don't Six: This guy can't add; chemistry, biology and phrenology, Dr. Head is eminently qualified looks or a visit from campus security. But Illustrated revealing how Lou Holtz is using let it happen to you. 0 Seven: You took two pieces of bread. I saw you. to answer even the toughest of questions. Why, he's darn near you never know. Maybe you will inspire the football program as a front for shipping Eight: I'm broke. by Roger Hipp omniscient. fellow students to stage a coup and transfer chemical weapons to Iraq. Unfortunately for Send your questions to Scholastic Magazine, 303 LaFortune, care of control of the bookstore to Wal-Mart. ordinary folks like you and me, the media Dr. Head. Please include your place of residence and year. 0 4 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 5 &

man character creates a mask so that he looks ins with frenetic, often inspired to make a point about the condi­ to [md new ways to mess with normal to face his girlfriend who thinks he's guitar work by Dave Navarro tion of society. The members of guitars, amps, and your ears and dead, he seems quite ill at ease with the and Perry Farrell's whiny but Jane's Addiction have already mind. The only compromise SY situation. Yet, the girl reacts to him like insistent vocals to end up with faced the power of the enforcers made on this album was the title Who is nothing unusual has happened. Moreover, music that is simultaneously of morality in their fight to keep (sorry, I can't profane the minds she does not seem overwhelmingly inter­ crude and sublime. The ground the album's cover intact, and of the ND population with their ested in what happened to him for the past for this new fusion of ideas and they will certainly bear the first choice), "and even that is weeks while she thought he was dead. The music was broken on their last stigma of iconoclasts from now borderline disgusting. bad guys are typical-we have the psycho album, 1988's Nothing Shock­ " on. However, the wolk that they Goo has remained number one boss character and his henchmen. Regretta­ ing, Now Perry Farrell and have produced on their new al­ on the Gavin Report's Top Ten bly the director gives us no more reason to company have continued their bum is without a doubt truly as­ College/Alternative charts for believe these guys are real bad guys than in Jane's Addiction simultaneous exploration ofboth tounding in its ambition to com­ nearly 6 weeks now, mostly, I any other movie on the market today. Ritual de 10 Habitual the psychedelic and the bine the intensity and passion of would surmise, as a result of The direction does show the occasional primeval. Nothing's Shocking punk with a healthy dose ofpsy­ constant late-night MTV airplay. glimmer of originality, but for the most part Legend has it that Johnny Rot­ served as an adequate prelude to chedelia and introspection. Rit­ The video for "Kool Thing," an does not break any new ground. For ex­ ten got his job as lead singer of Ritual, but the ideas begun there ual de 10 Habitual is a ground­ artsy, black and white clip which A high-budget film with B-grade ample, whenever we see Darkman experi­ the Sex Pistols by walking into have grown from flashes ofideas breaker that cannot be ignored. briefly features Chuck D of Pub­ acting and directing encing flashbacks or strong emotion, we are Malcolm McLaren's shop wear­ into fully realized concepts. lic Enemy (Sonic Youth and PE allowed to share in the intensity" through ing a t-shirt which read "I hate Janes Addiction have also en­ happened to be in the studio at the tremendous graphic effects. However, in the Pink Floyd." That one statement tered the fight for free expression same time - I was wondering rest of the movie, direction tricks normally created a gargantuan rift in rock with a vengeance. The liner how he ended up on a Sonic used to highlight special effects such as and roll that it seemed like no one notes also include a quite literate Youth album myself) is probably ho is Darkman? Or, the more perti­ skin. He is brutally scarred (whoa - another unique camera angles are not used to any would ever fill. On one side of statement addressed "To The the only real influence of money W nent question, just who the hell staggering plot twist) and afraid to return to great benefit. The set gets about a two on the rock and roll chasm was the Mosquitoes" which expresses on this album. Apart from the cares? A twisted cross of The Phantom ofthe society or his girlfriend. Thus begins his originality. One feels this entire movie could ethereal, complex world of Pink the band's frustrations with the video, very little has changed. Opera andE atman ,Darkman epitomizes the conversion to the character of Darkman and be shot on aUniversal studios tour set. It Floyd with all its emphasis on institutions of society that have Like Daydream Nation, their breakdown in motion picture quality today. his brutal efforts to gain revenge. seems like every place we see in this movie drawn out instrumentals and tried to censor their free expres­ double-album of mindbending This hour-and-three-quarters piece of cellu­ Darkman soon learns that his synthetic skin has been used before. mystical vocals. On the other sion. Apparently the band feedback and detuned jangle, loid garbage is full of the cliches and cheap can only survive in daylight for 99 minutes, Now for the violence. Consistent with the side were the punks, the Sex members have learned much Goo does occasionally slip into violence found in just about every so-called but can last forever in the dark. He uses this trends in movies today, the violence is overly Pistols et al , with their vulgarity from their fight to have their Sonic Youth melody, possibly even a bit more action or suspense film in the theaters, and it fact to impersonate his enemy just long graphic and annoying. Director and co­ and primitive, slash-and-bum album distributed with its origi­ Goo than they've ever tried before. possesses very few redeeming values outside enough for them to think they are being writer Sam Raimi has concerned himself too musicality. Both were equally nal cover intact As the message I couldn't help but notice a bit However, Goo also has its share of its special effects. disloyal. The boss don't like it when his boys much with finding new ways to hurt people appealing, but there was no in the liner notes says, "Try to of a paradox when I picked up of totally unmelodic, unlis­ The story starts out, predictably, by intro­ is bad, so's he cuts off their fingers for his rather than concentrating his efforts on the middle ground. At least not until restrict our freedoms and we will Sonic Youth's new album, Goo. tenable garbage (namely ducing our villian, Durant, committing one collection and then disposes of them. I really story. From chopping off fingers to sticking now. fight even harder to preserve I mean, right there, right next to "Scooter and Jinx," which is an of the numerous hideously violent acts that don't feel like going into much more detail a man's head up through a manhole and into With the release of Jane's them." What is really amazing the words "Sonic Youth," was entire minute of what sounds like he and his henchmen are to execute through­ about this. I haven't eaten breakfast yet traffic, we are shown yet another competitor Addiction's new album, Ritual about this is that the rock world the name ofa majorrecord label. a motorcycle engine, and "Mary­ out the movie. This finger-chopping psycho, because 1'm still nauseous from having to sit in the race to [md the most interesting way of de 10 Habitual, there is a new and finally has something to fight for That's the last thing I thought I Christ," a jumbled mess of protrayed by Larry Drake of L.A. Law, through this putrid glorification of violence. destroying the human body. exciting prospect of a link be­ which might actually be con­ would ever see printed side-by­ wretched refuse which was mer­ spends his days trying to collect documents To be fair, I will mention the solitary re­ The movie definitely has a few redeeming tween the ethereal and the pri­ strued as art, something which side with "Sonic Youth." Unless cilessly dropped between two of which threaten to expose illegal payoffs to deeming feature of the movie-the special features with never before seen special ef­ mal. Like singer Perry Farrell's we can feel good about fighting the words "sell-out" would hap­ the best cuts on the album). government officials. Darkman's girlfriend, effects. Although intense graphic scenes fects, but the storyline reminds one far too controversial collage that graces for, unlike the juvenile, disgust­ pen to appear in that same loca­ Overall, this album is every­ Julie, a shallow, underdeveloped character tend to permeate the screen, this feature takes much of an Andrew Lloyd Webber play now the album's cover, the music of ing, misogynistraps of the 2 Live tion. thing you would expect from portrayed by Frances McDormand, makes the viewer one step further. One really feels in Chicago. Also, the excessive violence Jane's Addiction manages to use Crew. Even the alternative cover Fortunately, that old critics' Sonic Youth, and maybe a little the tragic mistake of stumbling across drawn into the mind of Darkman as the story (including, you guessed it, criminals who what is typically considered vile of Ritual de 10 Habitual is in crutch phrase doesn't belong bit more. They haven't really memoranda describing the bribes. (Why any progresses. The audience shares the flash­ don't understand the concept of leading the or obscene to elevate the harsh itself a biting commentary on the anywhere near Sonic Youth. broken much new ground, but intelligent criminal would document such backs and mental disturbances that plague target when they fire machine guns) and realities they depict to n"ew issue of censorship - the cen­ Even though SY now have a they've also made the transition acts is beyond me, but this is only one of the protagonist from the beginning of the mediocre acting cause one to wonder what heights. Lyrics alternate be­ sored cover bears the First budget, and a video, and wide from an indie label to one of the many examples of path ethic writing in Dark­ film. The graphics attempt to depict the original point this screenwriter wanted to tween deeply philosophical in­ Amendment in black on a plain distribution, they haven't sub­ industry's giants in an admirable man.) The bad guys track down the innocent gradual breakdown of his mind and person make with his production. trospection and casual portrayals white background. stantially altered their ideology fashion. 0 scientist, Dr. Peyton Westlake (played by and in some ways are quite convincing. Un­ P.S. Look this fall for Darkman, the Series, of characters who represent dif­ Whether this album is well­ of doing everything to a guitar by Dave Holsinger Liam Neeson), in his laboratory, demanding fortunately, the poor acting, overuse ofvio­ or Darkman II. The writer has left the door ferent aspects of the human con­ received or well-understood BUT playing it properly, and him to tum over the memo found by his lence, and feeble direction in this movie wide open for a sequel, like any other horror­ dition. Musically, the Janes have remains to be seen. It is certainly they haven't slacked off in the Dave Holsinger is the Entertain­ girlfriend. When he refuses to tell, they beat destroy its believability and credibility. suspense-action flick out right now. Like somehow managed to fuse the a daring experiment in its fusion creativity department any, either ment Editor for Scholastic and a the crap out of him and torch his lab, yet Darkman is beset by acting problems usu­ everything else in this movie, it wouldn't driving rhyth~s of bassist Eric of two separate musical worlds, - guitarists Lee Renaldo and regular contributor of music re­ somehow manage to spare the equipment on ally found only in B-grade horror movies. An surprise me in the least. 0 Avery and drummer Steve Perk- and also in its use of "obscenity" Thurston Moore have continued views. which he is conducting tests to create human " example of these problems is when the Dark- by Mike Wieber 6 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 7 &

man character creates a mask so that he looks ins with frenetic, often inspired to make a point about the condi­ to [md new ways to mess with normal to face his girlfriend who thinks he's guitar work by Dave Navarro tion of society. The members of guitars, amps, and your ears and dead, he seems quite ill at ease with the and Perry Farrell's whiny but Jane's Addiction have already mind. The only compromise SY situation. Yet, the girl reacts to him like insistent vocals to end up with faced the power of the enforcers made on this album was the title Who is nothing unusual has happened. Moreover, music that is simultaneously of morality in their fight to keep (sorry, I can't profane the minds she does not seem overwhelmingly inter­ crude and sublime. The ground the album's cover intact, and of the ND population with their ested in what happened to him for the past for this new fusion of ideas and they will certainly bear the first choice), "and even that is weeks while she thought he was dead. The music was broken on their last stigma of iconoclasts from now borderline disgusting. bad guys are typical-we have the psycho album, 1988's Nothing Shock­ " on. However, the wolk that they Goo has remained number one boss character and his henchmen. Regretta­ ing, Now Perry Farrell and have produced on their new al­ on the Gavin Report's Top Ten bly the director gives us no more reason to company have continued their bum is without a doubt truly as­ College/Alternative charts for believe these guys are real bad guys than in Jane's Addiction simultaneous exploration ofboth tounding in its ambition to com­ nearly 6 weeks now, mostly, I any other movie on the market today. Ritual de 10 Habitual the psychedelic and the bine the intensity and passion of would surmise, as a result of The direction does show the occasional primeval. Nothing's Shocking punk with a healthy dose ofpsy­ constant late-night MTV airplay. glimmer of originality, but for the most part Legend has it that Johnny Rot­ served as an adequate prelude to chedelia and introspection. Rit­ The video for "Kool Thing," an does not break any new ground. For ex­ ten got his job as lead singer of Ritual, but the ideas begun there ual de 10 Habitual is a ground­ artsy, black and white clip which A high-budget film with B-grade ample, whenever we see Darkman experi­ the Sex Pistols by walking into have grown from flashes ofideas breaker that cannot be ignored. briefly features Chuck D of Pub­ acting and directing encing flashbacks or strong emotion, we are Malcolm McLaren's shop wear­ into fully realized concepts. lic Enemy (Sonic Youth and PE allowed to share in the intensity" through ing a t-shirt which read "I hate Janes Addiction have also en­ happened to be in the studio at the tremendous graphic effects. However, in the Pink Floyd." That one statement tered the fight for free expression same time - I was wondering rest of the movie, direction tricks normally created a gargantuan rift in rock with a vengeance. The liner how he ended up on a Sonic used to highlight special effects such as and roll that it seemed like no one notes also include a quite literate Youth album myself) is probably ho is Darkman? Or, the more perti­ skin. He is brutally scarred (whoa - another unique camera angles are not used to any would ever fill. On one side of statement addressed "To The the only real influence of money W nent question, just who the hell staggering plot twist) and afraid to return to great benefit. The set gets about a two on the rock and roll chasm was the Mosquitoes" which expresses on this album. Apart from the cares? A twisted cross of The Phantom ofthe society or his girlfriend. Thus begins his originality. One feels this entire movie could ethereal, complex world of Pink the band's frustrations with the video, very little has changed. Opera andE atman ,Darkman epitomizes the conversion to the character of Darkman and be shot on aUniversal studios tour set. It Floyd with all its emphasis on institutions of society that have Like Daydream Nation, their breakdown in motion picture quality today. his brutal efforts to gain revenge. seems like every place we see in this movie drawn out instrumentals and tried to censor their free expres­ double-album of mindbending This hour-and-three-quarters piece of cellu­ Darkman soon learns that his synthetic skin has been used before. mystical vocals. On the other sion. Apparently the band feedback and detuned jangle, loid garbage is full of the cliches and cheap can only survive in daylight for 99 minutes, Now for the violence. Consistent with the side were the punks, the Sex members have learned much Goo does occasionally slip into violence found in just about every so-called but can last forever in the dark. He uses this trends in movies today, the violence is overly Pistols et al , with their vulgarity from their fight to have their Sonic Youth melody, possibly even a bit more action or suspense film in the theaters, and it fact to impersonate his enemy just long graphic and annoying. Director and co­ and primitive, slash-and-bum album distributed with its origi­ Goo than they've ever tried before. possesses very few redeeming values outside enough for them to think they are being writer Sam Raimi has concerned himself too musicality. Both were equally nal cover intact As the message I couldn't help but notice a bit However, Goo also has its share of its special effects. disloyal. The boss don't like it when his boys much with finding new ways to hurt people appealing, but there was no in the liner notes says, "Try to of a paradox when I picked up of totally unmelodic, unlis­ The story starts out, predictably, by intro­ is bad, so's he cuts off their fingers for his rather than concentrating his efforts on the middle ground. At least not until restrict our freedoms and we will Sonic Youth's new album, Goo. tenable garbage (namely ducing our villian, Durant, committing one collection and then disposes of them. I really story. From chopping off fingers to sticking now. fight even harder to preserve I mean, right there, right next to "Scooter and Jinx," which is an of the numerous hideously violent acts that don't feel like going into much more detail a man's head up through a manhole and into With the release of Jane's them." What is really amazing the words "Sonic Youth," was entire minute of what sounds like he and his henchmen are to execute through­ about this. I haven't eaten breakfast yet traffic, we are shown yet another competitor Addiction's new album, Ritual about this is that the rock world the name ofa majorrecord label. a motorcycle engine, and "Mary­ out the movie. This finger-chopping psycho, because 1'm still nauseous from having to sit in the race to [md the most interesting way of de 10 Habitual, there is a new and finally has something to fight for That's the last thing I thought I Christ," a jumbled mess of protrayed by Larry Drake of L.A. Law, through this putrid glorification of violence. destroying the human body. exciting prospect of a link be­ which might actually be con­ would ever see printed side-by­ wretched refuse which was mer­ spends his days trying to collect documents To be fair, I will mention the solitary re­ The movie definitely has a few redeeming tween the ethereal and the pri­ strued as art, something which side with "Sonic Youth." Unless cilessly dropped between two of which threaten to expose illegal payoffs to deeming feature of the movie-the special features with never before seen special ef­ mal. Like singer Perry Farrell's we can feel good about fighting the words "sell-out" would hap­ the best cuts on the album). government officials. Darkman's girlfriend, effects. Although intense graphic scenes fects, but the storyline reminds one far too controversial collage that graces for, unlike the juvenile, disgust­ pen to appear in that same loca­ Overall, this album is every­ Julie, a shallow, underdeveloped character tend to permeate the screen, this feature takes much of an Andrew Lloyd Webber play now the album's cover, the music of ing, misogynistraps of the 2 Live tion. thing you would expect from portrayed by Frances McDormand, makes the viewer one step further. One really feels in Chicago. Also, the excessive violence Jane's Addiction manages to use Crew. Even the alternative cover Fortunately, that old critics' Sonic Youth, and maybe a little the tragic mistake of stumbling across drawn into the mind of Darkman as the story (including, you guessed it, criminals who what is typically considered vile of Ritual de 10 Habitual is in crutch phrase doesn't belong bit more. They haven't really memoranda describing the bribes. (Why any progresses. The audience shares the flash­ don't understand the concept of leading the or obscene to elevate the harsh itself a biting commentary on the anywhere near Sonic Youth. broken much new ground, but intelligent criminal would document such backs and mental disturbances that plague target when they fire machine guns) and realities they depict to n"ew issue of censorship - the cen­ Even though SY now have a they've also made the transition acts is beyond me, but this is only one of the protagonist from the beginning of the mediocre acting cause one to wonder what heights. Lyrics alternate be­ sored cover bears the First budget, and a video, and wide from an indie label to one of the many examples of path ethic writing in Dark­ film. The graphics attempt to depict the original point this screenwriter wanted to tween deeply philosophical in­ Amendment in black on a plain distribution, they haven't sub­ industry's giants in an admirable man.) The bad guys track down the innocent gradual breakdown of his mind and person make with his production. trospection and casual portrayals white background. stantially altered their ideology fashion. 0 scientist, Dr. Peyton Westlake (played by and in some ways are quite convincing. Un­ P.S. Look this fall for Darkman, the Series, of characters who represent dif­ Whether this album is well­ of doing everything to a guitar by Dave Holsinger Liam Neeson), in his laboratory, demanding fortunately, the poor acting, overuse ofvio­ or Darkman II. The writer has left the door ferent aspects of the human con­ received or well-understood BUT playing it properly, and him to tum over the memo found by his lence, and feeble direction in this movie wide open for a sequel, like any other horror­ dition. Musically, the Janes have remains to be seen. It is certainly they haven't slacked off in the Dave Holsinger is the Entertain­ girlfriend. When he refuses to tell, they beat destroy its believability and credibility. suspense-action flick out right now. Like somehow managed to fuse the a daring experiment in its fusion creativity department any, either ment Editor for Scholastic and a the crap out of him and torch his lab, yet Darkman is beset by acting problems usu­ everything else in this movie, it wouldn't driving rhyth~s of bassist Eric of two separate musical worlds, - guitarists Lee Renaldo and regular contributor of music re­ somehow manage to spare the equipment on ally found only in B-grade horror movies. An surprise me in the least. 0 Avery and drummer Steve Perk- and also in its use of "obscenity" Thurston Moore have continued views. which he is conducting tests to create human " example of these problems is when the Dark- by Mike Wieber 6 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 7 Tickets for "The Taming of the Shrew" of 13' family rooms; the relocation of the A discussion entitled "The Crisis of the are $7 and are available in advance through women's dormitory room; more space for Post-Independence Mrican State" will take the Lafortune Student Center Ticket Office, the Junior League; new offices for Madison Talk, Dinner End place in Theodore's on September 13 at 7:30 with student and· senior citizen discounts Center; a Notre Dame Law School legal aid p.m. available for Wednesday, Thursday, and office; classroom space for graduate equiva­ Africa Week On September 14 at 8 p.m., special Afri­ Sunday performances. Subscriptions for lency degree programs; a health clinic; and can dishes will be served at a closing recep­ season tickets will be on sale until September administrative offices for the Center. tion at Stepan Center. Mrican music and 14. In addition to the grant from Allied-Sig­ Two events remain in Africa Week, a dance will also be performed. Admission is The rest of the season includes Dario nal, Notre Dame has contributed more than celebration of African culture which began $2. Fo's "Accidental Death of an Anarchist," an $400,000 to the building's renovation fund, September 9 and will continue through Fri­ Mrica Week exhibitions of African art unnamed play performed by Theatre Grot­ and the Junior League has contributed day, September 14. and traditional clothing continue in the tesco, a theatrical company from Detroit, and $70,000 for the installation of kitchen facili­ Hesburgh Library concourse and in the Bertolt Brecht's "The Good Woman of ties. Dooley Room of LaFortune. September 14 Patrin To Receive Setzuan." and 15 at noon and 1 p.m. in the Montgomery • AFROTC Award In addition to the main stage plays at Theatre of LaFortune, two documentary vid­ Washington Hall, the Department of Com­ eos will be shown: ''The Africans," by Ali munication and Theater will inaugurate the Night Photo Exhibit Mazrui, and "Traditional and Modem Afri­ Studio Season in the Hall's laboratory the­ can Music." atre. The laboratory theater productions are Opens at Snite Africa Week is sponsored by the Notre Amy M. Patrin has been named the Air designed to allow actors and directors to Dame African Students Association, the Of­ Force ROTC Outstanding Cadet of the Year experiment with irregular and unusual stag­ September 23 flce of the Provost, the Snite Museuin of Art, by the Air Force Association. Patrin, a senior ing and acting styles. The first Studio Season the Department of Government and Interna­ electrical engineering major from Apple production will be Euripides' "Trojan tional Studies, the Institute of International Valley, Minnesota, will receive the prestig­ Women" in October, directed by Reginald Peace Studies, the Office of Educational ious award during a luncheon at the Air Force "Night Light - A Survey of 20th Media, the Multicultural Council, and several Association National Convention in Wash­ Century Night Photography" will open Sep­ student groups. ington, D.C. on Monday, September 17. tember 23 at the Snite Museum. The exhibi­ compiled by Traci Taghon Also selected as cadet of the year for tion consists of 85 photographs from the Notre Dame's Detachment 225, Patrin re­ Hallmark Photographic Collection, organ­ ceived the national award for excellence in a ized by KeithF. Davis, curator of the Fine Art . full range of endeavors. Collection for Hallmark Cards Incorporated. She was director of operations for the Although photography as a me­ 225th cadet group and director of trans porta­ dium of artistic expression developed only tion for Area IX Headquarters of the Arnold relatively recently, artists over the centuries 1·80 at Exit 77 Air Society, a service organization closely have been drawn to depicting dramatic affIliated with the Air Force of America and scenes at night. The exhibit is said to reflect ·.52825 US 33 N. Air Force ROTC. In addition, Patrin has the complexity of the modem era by showing South Bend, IN made the Dean's List for the past 3 semesters. a wide range of subjects, social interests and artistic approaches.- 272-9000 Museum hours are 10 a.m. t04p.m. Tuesday through Saturday; 1 to 4 p.m. Sun­ day; and 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Thursday. Admis­ "Shrew" Opens 90-91 sion is free. *FREECONTINENTALBREAKFAST Theater Season *PRNATE IN ROOM JACUZZI SPAS Homeless Shelter *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN Receives Grant, *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over 50 titles) *FREE LOCAL CALLS Shakespeare's comedy ''The Taming of Starts Renovations the Shrew" will open September 19 at Wash­ *KITCHENEITES ington Hall as the flrst offering of the Depart­ *LAUNDRY mentofCommunication and Theater's 1990- South Bend's Center for the Homeless has *AAA AND MOBILE RA1ED 91 season. The play will be performed by received the first installment of a $400,000 Catholic University's National Players, a grant made last December by Allied-Signal, group of 14 graduate students. The perform­ Inc. The gift will go toward the remodelling ers are responsible not only for acting, but of the building's second floor. FOR RESERVATIONS CALL TOLL FREE: also for the construction of elaborate and Combined with other donations, this con­ 1-800-347-8016 original stage sets. tribution will ultimately result in: the addition 8 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 9 Tickets for "The Taming of the Shrew" of 13' family rooms; the relocation of the A discussion entitled "The Crisis of the are $7 and are available in advance through women's dormitory room; more space for Post-Independence Mrican State" will take the Lafortune Student Center Ticket Office, the Junior League; new offices for Madison Talk, Dinner End place in Theodore's on September 13 at 7:30 with student and· senior citizen discounts Center; a Notre Dame Law School legal aid p.m. available for Wednesday, Thursday, and office; classroom space for graduate equiva­ Africa Week On September 14 at 8 p.m., special Afri­ Sunday performances. Subscriptions for lency degree programs; a health clinic; and can dishes will be served at a closing recep­ season tickets will be on sale until September administrative offices for the Center. tion at Stepan Center. Mrican music and 14. In addition to the grant from Allied-Sig­ Two events remain in Africa Week, a dance will also be performed. Admission is The rest of the season includes Dario nal, Notre Dame has contributed more than celebration of African culture which began $2. Fo's "Accidental Death of an Anarchist," an $400,000 to the building's renovation fund, September 9 and will continue through Fri­ Mrica Week exhibitions of African art unnamed play performed by Theatre Grot­ and the Junior League has contributed day, September 14. and traditional clothing continue in the tesco, a theatrical company from Detroit, and $70,000 for the installation of kitchen facili­ Hesburgh Library concourse and in the Bertolt Brecht's "The Good Woman of ties. Dooley Room of LaFortune. September 14 Patrin To Receive Setzuan." and 15 at noon and 1 p.m. in the Montgomery • AFROTC Award In addition to the main stage plays at Theatre of LaFortune, two documentary vid­ Washington Hall, the Department of Com­ eos will be shown: ''The Africans," by Ali munication and Theater will inaugurate the Night Photo Exhibit Mazrui, and "Traditional and Modem Afri­ Studio Season in the Hall's laboratory the­ can Music." atre. The laboratory theater productions are Opens at Snite Africa Week is sponsored by the Notre Amy M. Patrin has been named the Air designed to allow actors and directors to Dame African Students Association, the Of­ Force ROTC Outstanding Cadet of the Year experiment with irregular and unusual stag­ September 23 flce of the Provost, the Snite Museuin of Art, by the Air Force Association. Patrin, a senior ing and acting styles. The first Studio Season the Department of Government and Interna­ electrical engineering major from Apple production will be Euripides' "Trojan tional Studies, the Institute of International Valley, Minnesota, will receive the prestig­ Women" in October, directed by Reginald Peace Studies, the Office of Educational ious award during a luncheon at the Air Force "Night Light - A Survey of 20th Media, the Multicultural Council, and several Association National Convention in Wash­ Century Night Photography" will open Sep­ student groups. ington, D.C. on Monday, September 17. tember 23 at the Snite Museum. The exhibi­ compiled by Traci Taghon Also selected as cadet of the year for tion consists of 85 photographs from the Notre Dame's Detachment 225, Patrin re­ Hallmark Photographic Collection, organ­ ceived the national award for excellence in a ized by KeithF. Davis, curator of the Fine Art . full range of endeavors. Collection for Hallmark Cards Incorporated. She was director of operations for the Although photography as a me­ 225th cadet group and director of trans porta­ dium of artistic expression developed only tion for Area IX Headquarters of the Arnold relatively recently, artists over the centuries 1·80 at Exit 77 Air Society, a service organization closely have been drawn to depicting dramatic affIliated with the Air Force of America and scenes at night. The exhibit is said to reflect ·.52825 US 33 N. Air Force ROTC. In addition, Patrin has the complexity of the modem era by showing South Bend, IN made the Dean's List for the past 3 semesters. a wide range of subjects, social interests and artistic approaches.- 272-9000 Museum hours are 10 a.m. t04p.m. Tuesday through Saturday; 1 to 4 p.m. Sun­ day; and 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. Thursday. Admis­ "Shrew" Opens 90-91 sion is free. *FREECONTINENTALBREAKFAST Theater Season *PRNATE IN ROOM JACUZZI SPAS Homeless Shelter *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN Receives Grant, *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over 50 titles) *FREE LOCAL CALLS Shakespeare's comedy ''The Taming of Starts Renovations the Shrew" will open September 19 at Wash­ *KITCHENEITES ington Hall as the flrst offering of the Depart­ *LAUNDRY mentofCommunication and Theater's 1990- South Bend's Center for the Homeless has *AAA AND MOBILE RA1ED 91 season. The play will be performed by received the first installment of a $400,000 Catholic University's National Players, a grant made last December by Allied-Signal, group of 14 graduate students. The perform­ Inc. The gift will go toward the remodelling ers are responsible not only for acting, but of the building's second floor. FOR RESERVATIONS CALL TOLL FREE: also for the construction of elaborate and Combined with other donations, this con­ 1-800-347-8016 original stage sets. tribution will ultimately result in: the addition 8 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 9 ..

Eileen Kolman and Kristin Ballard discuss problems and concerns facing young women today. able to bring anew, female perspective to my teach when she was growing up. She never position. I think that women have a way or a pictured herself however,.in an administra­ style of administration that is different from tive position. i:nen. Women are not as hierarchicallystruc­ "I don't know if I'd ever thought of that efore 1972, the loyal sons of Notre revolutionary. Sister Kathleen Cannon, to continue my education in religion.: It is tured in management. They are more willing kind of work," Kolman said. "I've found that B Dame marched beneath the Dome Ph.D. is the new Associate Provost, Dr. Ei­ opening another world. It effects things at .to grant and understand maternity leaves, people are in the minority that know what alone. All students were male, almost all of leen Kolman is replacing Dr. Emil Hofman different level that American History flexible scheduling, and things like that. they want to be in any kind of defmite sense. the faculty was male, and the only female as the Dean of Freshman Year, and Professor doesn't," Cannon said. Women are changing the way things are I think that life is a series of options. The best interaction came from across the street at St Patricia 0 'Hara is the Vice President of Stu­ Dr. Cannon's love of teaching and "'"Ll1U~.n done." Cannon added, "I think that at Notre that you can do is be aware of these options. Mary's. Then in 1972, the administration dent Affairs. asm for a religious way of life enabled her Dame, women need to be represented more I didn't think when I took my previous decided to admit females, ending a Dr. Cannon received her doctorate degree become a part of Notre Dame. In the Associ-: fully in every facet of university life, like job,'Oh good, I'll be Dean in a year.' This long-standing tradition of single sexed edu­ in ministry from Catholic University in ate Provost office, Cannon deals with all' promotion and tenure. We also need to take seemed to be the thing I wanted to be-as my cation; and although there were only about Washington D.C. She concentrated in scrip­ aspects of academic life including the fae-' action and not just look at the issues that career develops, I become aware of things I fifty coeds on campus during this time, the ture and preaching by the laity. She is from ulty, the students, disabled students, affmna-; concern women. Lastly, because we are an never knew about," Kolman said. ,. . impact they created was very significant Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and is the oldest of tive ~ction, ROTC, faculty contracts, and, j.' outstanding Catholic university, others Dr. Kolman feels that she is bringing to the I They offered a different perspective in the eleven children. commencement ceremonies. should look to us for an example in relating, Dean's office a new perspective. ("Certainly classroom and an entirely different influence As Dr. Cannon was growing up, she "Something' I really enjoy about thel collaborating and moving on important is­ no one will mistake me for Dr. Hofman!") on campus. For the first time, women's wanted to be a teacher. She had a sense of Provost's office is that there are a variety of sues like this one. We need to set that "The office is intrinsically tied to Dr. issues and concerns played an important role wanting to do something that effected the concerns. Every day, there is a new chal-, example." Hofman and to his personality. I feel that it in administrative decisions and in campus world, that made a difference. Even at an lenge, every day there is something different. I Dr. Eileen Kolman is the new Dean of is time for a new vision of Freshman Year life. early age, she believed that how someone One day I'll think,'Oh! this i~ wonderf~l' ,I Freshman Year. Kolman received her under­ that will build on the strengths that are al­ Notre Dame has come a long way since the lived and what they did during their time on and then- the next day, there s somethmgj graduate degree in math from Ohio Domini­ ready here," Kolman said. first fifty women set foot in the classroom. earth really mattered. Now she has the op­ entirely new," Cannon said. I can College. From there, she proceeded to By focusing on the undergraduate students Now 35% of the students are women, and the portunity of make a difference at Notre Cannon believes' that she was chosen ~o~ Boston College where she obtained a masters as a whole, Kolman hopes to convey the administration has dedicated an entire year to Dame. this position because of her love of teaehmg • • I degree in religious studies; then Kolman message that The Year of Women is relevant the changing roles of women and to their "My first job was teaching math at the high and because she is able to bnng a perspecttv9 completed her education at Loyola of Chi­ to both men arid women. "Just as Dean Arthur leach needs in today's world. Not only that, this school level. I also taught English, Science, of pastoral theology to the office. i Professor Patricia O'Hara's office cago, with aPh.D. in higher education. Hofman waS Dean to both men and women, year Notre Dame has placed women in and History. I always enjoyed teaching reli­ "Also, although I feel that I wasn't concentrates on the daily life of students chose~ Like Sr. Cannon, Dr. Kolman aspired to I want to be Dean to men and women. I hope administrative positions,something almost gion the best, though. That is how I decided for this office because I am a woman, I a1 at Notre Dame. 10 SCHOLASTIQ SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 11 ! ..

Eileen Kolman and Kristin Ballard discuss problems and concerns facing young women today. able to bring anew, female perspective to my teach when she was growing up. She never position. I think that women have a way or a pictured herself however,.in an administra­ style of administration that is different from tive position. i:nen. Women are not as hierarchicallystruc­ "I don't know if I'd ever thought of that efore 1972, the loyal sons of Notre revolutionary. Sister Kathleen Cannon, to continue my education in religion.: It is tured in management. They are more willing kind of work," Kolman said. "I've found that B Dame marched beneath the Dome Ph.D. is the new Associate Provost, Dr. Ei­ opening another world. It effects things at .to grant and understand maternity leaves, people are in the minority that know what alone. All students were male, almost all of leen Kolman is replacing Dr. Emil Hofman different level that American History flexible scheduling, and things like that. they want to be in any kind of defmite sense. the faculty was male, and the only female as the Dean of Freshman Year, and Professor doesn't," Cannon said. Women are changing the way things are I think that life is a series of options. The best interaction came from across the street at St Patricia 0 'Hara is the Vice President of Stu­ Dr. Cannon's love of teaching and "'"Ll1U~.n done." Cannon added, "I think that at Notre that you can do is be aware of these options. Mary's. Then in 1972, the administration dent Affairs. asm for a religious way of life enabled her Dame, women need to be represented more I didn't think when I took my previous decided to admit females, ending a Dr. Cannon received her doctorate degree become a part of Notre Dame. In the Associ-: fully in every facet of university life, like job,'Oh good, I'll be Dean in a year.' This long-standing tradition of single sexed edu­ in ministry from Catholic University in ate Provost office, Cannon deals with all' promotion and tenure. We also need to take seemed to be the thing I wanted to be-as my cation; and although there were only about Washington D.C. She concentrated in scrip­ aspects of academic life including the fae-' action and not just look at the issues that career develops, I become aware of things I fifty coeds on campus during this time, the ture and preaching by the laity. She is from ulty, the students, disabled students, affmna-; concern women. Lastly, because we are an never knew about," Kolman said. ,. . impact they created was very significant Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and is the oldest of tive ~ction, ROTC, faculty contracts, and, j.' outstanding Catholic university, others Dr. Kolman feels that she is bringing to the I They offered a different perspective in the eleven children. commencement ceremonies. should look to us for an example in relating, Dean's office a new perspective. ("Certainly classroom and an entirely different influence As Dr. Cannon was growing up, she "Something' I really enjoy about thel collaborating and moving on important is­ no one will mistake me for Dr. Hofman!") on campus. For the first time, women's wanted to be a teacher. She had a sense of Provost's office is that there are a variety of sues like this one. We need to set that "The office is intrinsically tied to Dr. issues and concerns played an important role wanting to do something that effected the concerns. Every day, there is a new chal-, example." Hofman and to his personality. I feel that it in administrative decisions and in campus world, that made a difference. Even at an lenge, every day there is something different. I Dr. Eileen Kolman is the new Dean of is time for a new vision of Freshman Year life. early age, she believed that how someone One day I'll think,'Oh! this i~ wonderf~l' ,I Freshman Year. Kolman received her under­ that will build on the strengths that are al­ Notre Dame has come a long way since the lived and what they did during their time on and then- the next day, there s somethmgj graduate degree in math from Ohio Domini­ ready here," Kolman said. first fifty women set foot in the classroom. earth really mattered. Now she has the op­ entirely new," Cannon said. I can College. From there, she proceeded to By focusing on the undergraduate students Now 35% of the students are women, and the portunity of make a difference at Notre Cannon believes' that she was chosen ~o~ Boston College where she obtained a masters as a whole, Kolman hopes to convey the administration has dedicated an entire year to Dame. this position because of her love of teaehmg • • I degree in religious studies; then Kolman message that The Year of Women is relevant the changing roles of women and to their "My first job was teaching math at the high and because she is able to bnng a perspecttv9 completed her education at Loyola of Chi­ to both men arid women. "Just as Dean Arthur leach needs in today's world. Not only that, this school level. I also taught English, Science, of pastoral theology to the office. i Professor Patricia O'Hara's office cago, with aPh.D. in higher education. Hofman waS Dean to both men and women, year Notre Dame has placed women in and History. I always enjoyed teaching reli­ "Also, although I feel that I wasn't concentrates on the daily life of students chose~ Like Sr. Cannon, Dr. Kolman aspired to I want to be Dean to men and women. I hope administrative positions,something almost gion the best, though. That is how I decided for this office because I am a woman, I a1 at Notre Dame. 10 SCHOLASTIQ SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 11 ! & ..

thatI can provide a role modelfor women and Lastly, Kolman emphasized that women loved the school. for men, too. I know that some men have a must decide what is best for them, and stick "I felt uniquely suited to this place," problem accepting women in authority posi- with it. "If someone wants to support a O'Hara said. "I was attracted to the strong tions. I want to show that a good job is done husband and raise a child, she should do it. ethical emphasis at Notre Dame and the sense by a human, not by a man or by a woman," No one should feel pressure to do or become of community here. There is also a strong Kolman stated. anything because of societal pressures." family emphasis and a strong emphasis on Can We Make In addition to providing a new set of plans for Professor O'Hara was one of the ftrst faith." the Dean's offtce, Kolman is concerned with women to enroll at Notre Dame in 1972, a At the time of Professor O'Hara's enroll­ other important issues on campus, including pioneer. Today, O'Hara is another ftrst: the ment in the Notre Dame Law School, she was promoting The Year of Women. "I want ftrst woman in the history of Notre Dame to one of ten women in a class of 160 students. You students to understand thatitis not the role of hold an administrative position. She is the She was however, undaunted in her scholas­ women changing. As changes take place in Vice President of Student Affairs, a position tic efforts. "Iloved it," she said. "I had a very women's lives, men will change. This year is that deals with all aspects of student life positive experience here. I never felt as Look Good? dedicated to getting those role conflicts outin outside the classroom. though I was treated differently." the open and on the table for discussion. O'Hara was raised in California where she O'Hara has neverbeen shy about being Discrimination is subtle-it usually isn't also attended college at the University of "the ftrst woman." "I never think of trying to .spoken. It's the way that women are treated Santa Clara. At this time, she was studying to do anything 'as a woman.' I just concentrate and when these issues arefmally discussed, it be a teacher and was only mildly interested in on doing a goodjob. I don't feel that it is male opens up opportunities for examination and a law career due to the fact that there were or female issue. I just do the job to the best of change. This is one of the rare cases that very few women lawyers and law school was my ability and hopefully people will see a students cannot look to their parents for an very expensive. During her junior year of good job being done, not a woman doing a example because the previous generation college, O'Hara's advisors encouraged her to job," she said.· Arthur Leach wasn't forced to deal with the same kind of consider law sc:hool. She agreed, and applied O'Hara was ftrst interested in Legal Aid. She Dr. Eileen Kolman organizes, councils, and advises the fresh­ conflicts facing young people today. We ,to Yale, Stanford, and Notre Dame. O'Hara worked in a county welfare department and man. This Is her first semester as Dean of Freshman Year. need to deal with these unprecedented issues decided to attend Notre Dame because of a anticipated a career in that ·fteld. After her shifted to legal aid and business. She stuck with that path and after here at Notre Dame," she said. scholarship opportunity and because she second year 'of law school however, she school became a corporate lawyer with a large firm in San Francisco. Six years after her graduation, Notre Dame invited Professor 0 'Hara to return as a visiting faculty member. She took a one year leave from her work and returned to South Bend. "I was very excited about returning for all the same reasons that I attended in the first place," O'Hara conftded. Her one year leave turned into a permanent leave and 0 'Hara became a full member of Notre Dame's faculty. Today, O'Hara supervises ten departments and all of the residence halls. "One of the things that I think is really special to Notre Dame is that the school is committed to the education of the whole person: the mind, the heart, and the soul. The Provost deals with the mind, and I help take care of the heart and soul," she said . . In her ftrst few months as Vice President of Student Affairs, O'Hara is concentrating on introducing herself and making herself known around campus. During the summer, while the students were absent, she went around to the ten departments she supervises and spent a day r ]/' learning about the activities of each. Now that the students are here, t, she is focusing on making her face known to them by scheduling a J visit to each dorm. \:. "I want the students to know that I am very accessible to them. It is a two way street for me. Obviously, I represent the Administration to the students; butl also want to represent the students to the Admini­ stration. " The Notre Dame advertsing network. The hallowed halls of Notre Dame now echo with women's voices. The changes that have occured in the recent past have altered We're located on the precedents and policy forever. As the world continues to change, 3rd floor of LaFortune Student Center, Notre Dame will undoubledly follow, making this university more make a right off the elevator. progressive and more able to meet the needs of its diverse student Open: M·W·F 2:30-5:00pm body. Loy~ sons and daughters march onward to victory. 0 T·Th 2:30-8:00pm In her first months as Vice President of Student Affairs, Professor Patricia O'Hara is busy scheduling time to visit each dorm on or just call ADW·ORKS (239-6757) campus. She is eager to make her face known on campus as well as become accessible to students. by Kristine DeGange 12 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 13 & .. thatI can provide a role modelfor women and Lastly, Kolman emphasized that women loved the school. for men, too. I know that some men have a must decide what is best for them, and stick "I felt uniquely suited to this place," problem accepting women in authority posi- with it. "If someone wants to support a O'Hara said. "I was attracted to the strong tions. I want to show that a good job is done husband and raise a child, she should do it. ethical emphasis at Notre Dame and the sense by a human, not by a man or by a woman," No one should feel pressure to do or become of community here. There is also a strong Kolman stated. anything because of societal pressures." family emphasis and a strong emphasis on Can We Make In addition to providing a new set of plans for Professor O'Hara was one of the ftrst faith." the Dean's offtce, Kolman is concerned with women to enroll at Notre Dame in 1972, a At the time of Professor O'Hara's enroll­ other important issues on campus, including pioneer. Today, O'Hara is another ftrst: the ment in the Notre Dame Law School, she was promoting The Year of Women. "I want ftrst woman in the history of Notre Dame to one of ten women in a class of 160 students. You students to understand thatitis not the role of hold an administrative position. She is the She was however, undaunted in her scholas­ women changing. As changes take place in Vice President of Student Affairs, a position tic efforts. "Iloved it," she said. "I had a very women's lives, men will change. This year is that deals with all aspects of student life positive experience here. I never felt as Look Good? dedicated to getting those role conflicts outin outside the classroom. though I was treated differently." the open and on the table for discussion. O'Hara was raised in California where she O'Hara has neverbeen shy about being Discrimination is subtle-it usually isn't also attended college at the University of "the ftrst woman." "I never think of trying to .spoken. It's the way that women are treated Santa Clara. At this time, she was studying to do anything 'as a woman.' I just concentrate and when these issues arefmally discussed, it be a teacher and was only mildly interested in on doing a goodjob. I don't feel that it is male opens up opportunities for examination and a law career due to the fact that there were or female issue. I just do the job to the best of change. This is one of the rare cases that very few women lawyers and law school was my ability and hopefully people will see a students cannot look to their parents for an very expensive. During her junior year of good job being done, not a woman doing a example because the previous generation college, O'Hara's advisors encouraged her to job," she said.· Arthur Leach wasn't forced to deal with the same kind of consider law sc:hool. She agreed, and applied O'Hara was ftrst interested in Legal Aid. She Dr. Eileen Kolman organizes, councils, and advises the fresh­ conflicts facing young people today. We ,to Yale, Stanford, and Notre Dame. O'Hara worked in a county welfare department and man. This Is her first semester as Dean of Freshman Year. need to deal with these unprecedented issues decided to attend Notre Dame because of a anticipated a career in that ·fteld. After her shifted to legal aid and business. She stuck with that path and after here at Notre Dame," she said. scholarship opportunity and because she second year 'of law school however, she school became a corporate lawyer with a large firm in San Francisco. Six years after her graduation, Notre Dame invited Professor 0 'Hara to return as a visiting faculty member. She took a one year leave from her work and returned to South Bend. "I was very excited about returning for all the same reasons that I attended in the first place," O'Hara conftded. Her one year leave turned into a permanent leave and 0 'Hara became a full member of Notre Dame's faculty. Today, O'Hara supervises ten departments and all of the residence halls. "One of the things that I think is really special to Notre Dame is that the school is committed to the education of the whole person: the mind, the heart, and the soul. The Provost deals with the mind, and I help take care of the heart and soul," she said . . In her ftrst few months as Vice President of Student Affairs, O'Hara is concentrating on introducing herself and making herself known around campus. During the summer, while the students were absent, she went around to the ten departments she supervises and spent a day r ]/' learning about the activities of each. Now that the students are here, t, she is focusing on making her face known to them by scheduling a J visit to each dorm. \:. "I want the students to know that I am very accessible to them. It is a two way street for me. Obviously, I represent the Administration to the students; butl also want to represent the students to the Admini­ stration. " The Notre Dame advertsing network. The hallowed halls of Notre Dame now echo with women's voices. The changes that have occured in the recent past have altered We're located on the precedents and policy forever. As the world continues to change, 3rd floor of LaFortune Student Center, Notre Dame will undoubledly follow, making this university more make a right off the elevator. progressive and more able to meet the needs of its diverse student Open: M·W·F 2:30-5:00pm body. Loy~ sons and daughters march onward to victory. 0 T·Th 2:30-8:00pm In her first months as Vice President of Student Affairs, Professor Patricia O'Hara is busy scheduling time to visit each dorm on or just call ADW·ORKS (239-6757) campus. She is eager to make her face known on campus as well as become accessible to students. by Kristine DeGange 12 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13, 1990 13 , ] / /

championship in the last drills last April strong as three years. ever. He was a defen­ But for these sive force in earning three, 1989 represented defensive player of the a greater challenge than game in the annual any that they could ever Blue-Gold contest, re­ face on the football field. gaining the form that earned him Butkus "At the time of Award runner-up in the accident, I was on top 1988. of the world," said But the question Stonebreaker in an inter­ remained: Could he view with The Sporting maintain that high level News. "I was a member of play once the two-a­ of a national champion­ days began under the ship team, I was an AlI­ hot August sun? American, and I had "He has been been to the 'White very good this fall," House. Then... all that says Holtz. "He has was gone and I was at the stayed healthy pretty bottom." much, and he hasn't S tone breaker's missed any practices. exodus began the night We did sit him down of February 24; 1989. one day, but he's just After, attending an off­ gotten better and better. campus formal, the AlI­ You don't get away American linebacker from it for a year and fell asleep at the wheel of bounce right back, but his Jeep and crashed into he's done an excep­ a roadside sign-post. tionaljob." Both he and a passenger, The return of Ursula Garzia, were se­ "Stoney," as he's called, riously injured. Garzia will bolster a lineback­ suffered internal injuries ing corps which was and many faciallacera­ thin last season. Ned tions, while Stone­ Bolcar, who is now breaker had broken his stuffIng the run for the kneecap and jarred his National Football hip out of its socket. League's Seattle Due to the fact Seahawks, and senior that it was his fIrst DUI Donn Grimm played violation, he received a well, but they were year's probation and forced to play nearly every down and had Nptre Dame Sports Information comm unity service. The Scholastic File Photo little rest. With the University imposed a The Irish need Stonebreaker to provide big plays like this BY JON PAULPOITS punishment as well, cur- return for a touchdown versus Michigan State in 1988. emergence of sopho­ tailing his driving activ- more Demetrius otre Dame's 1988 season was the N Three of the key players from that squad, failure -12-1 and an Orange Bowl victory ity anywhere on or around campus. But "Michael did not play in 1989 be­ DuBose and the return of Stonebreaker and stuff of which college football linebacker Michael Stonebreaker, tailback over the Buffaloes of Colorado isn't too during the summer of 1989, he got behind cause of a decision made by the Univer­ Grimm, this year's two inside linebacking legends are made. A perfect 12-0 season Tony Brooks, and defensive lineman shabby-but the absence of these three po­ the wheel of a friend's car to move it and sity," says coach Lou Holtz. "Whether he positions will be working from a solid and the mythical National Championship George Williams all became ineligible for tential All-Anlericans left the lingering was caught by campus security. He was could've played or not will never be re­ three-man rotation. capped off a magnificent team effort for the 1989 season for various reasons leaving question: What if? summarily suspended from the team for all New defensive coordinator Gary the Fighting Irish. solved. He did have some serious damage both Irish fans as well as the coaching staff These three, along with junior tail­ of 1989. to his hip and his knee. Would he have been Darnell, who brings his hard-nosed style of But harsh reality struck hard and shocked and wondering about the prospects back Kenny Spears, are back after their Whether he' was physically able to recovered in time to sufficiently play? defense north from Florida this year, has fast in the months following the January for the 1989 campaign. one-year football hiatus and all are ready to· play is debatable, but the year off could We'll never know." been impressed by Stonebreaker thus far. 2nd 34-21 thrashing of West Virginia. The i989 effort wasn't a complete lead the Irish on a run forits second national only have aided his recovery. Stonebreaker came back in spring "I didn't watch him (Stonebreaker)

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championship in the last drills last April strong as three years. ever. He was a defen­ But for these sive force in earning three, 1989 represented defensive player of the a greater challenge than game in the annual any that they could ever Blue-Gold contest, re­ face on the football field. gaining the form that earned him Butkus "At the time of Award runner-up in the accident, I was on top 1988. of the world," said But the question Stonebreaker in an inter­ remained: Could he view with The Sporting maintain that high level News. "I was a member of play once the two-a­ of a national champion­ days began under the ship team, I was an AlI­ hot August sun? American, and I had "He has been been to the 'White very good this fall," House. Then... all that says Holtz. "He has was gone and I was at the stayed healthy pretty bottom." much, and he hasn't S tone breaker's missed any practices. exodus began the night We did sit him down of February 24; 1989. one day, but he's just After, attending an off­ gotten better and better. campus formal, the AlI­ You don't get away American linebacker from it for a year and fell asleep at the wheel of bounce right back, but his Jeep and crashed into he's done an excep­ a roadside sign-post. tionaljob." Both he and a passenger, The return of Ursula Garzia, were se­ "Stoney," as he's called, riously injured. Garzia will bolster a lineback­ suffered internal injuries ing corps which was and many faciallacera­ thin last season. Ned tions, while Stone­ Bolcar, who is now breaker had broken his stuffIng the run for the kneecap and jarred his National Football hip out of its socket. League's Seattle Due to the fact Seahawks, and senior that it was his fIrst DUI Donn Grimm played violation, he received a well, but they were year's probation and forced to play nearly every down and had Nptre Dame Sports Information comm unity service. The Scholastic File Photo little rest. With the University imposed a The Irish need Stonebreaker to provide big plays like this interception BY JON PAULPOITS punishment as well, cur- return for a touchdown versus Michigan State in 1988. emergence of sopho­ tailing his driving activ- more Demetrius otre Dame's 1988 season was the N Three of the key players from that squad, failure -12-1 and an Orange Bowl victory ity anywhere on or around campus. But "Michael did not play in 1989 be­ DuBose and the return of Stonebreaker and stuff of which college football linebacker Michael Stonebreaker, tailback over the Buffaloes of Colorado isn't too during the summer of 1989, he got behind cause of a decision made by the Univer­ Grimm, this year's two inside linebacking legends are made. A perfect 12-0 season Tony Brooks, and defensive lineman shabby-but the absence of these three po­ the wheel of a friend's car to move it and sity," says coach Lou Holtz. "Whether he positions will be working from a solid and the mythical National Championship George Williams all became ineligible for tential All-Anlericans left the lingering was caught by campus security. He was could've played or not will never be re­ three-man rotation. capped off a magnificent team effort for the 1989 season for various reasons leaving question: What if? summarily suspended from the team for all New defensive coordinator Gary the Fighting Irish. solved. He did have some serious damage both Irish fans as well as the coaching staff These three, along with junior tail­ of 1989. to his hip and his knee. Would he have been Darnell, who brings his hard-nosed style of But harsh reality struck hard and shocked and wondering about the prospects back Kenny Spears, are back after their Whether he' was physically able to recovered in time to sufficiently play? defense north from Florida this year, has fast in the months following the January for the 1989 campaign. one-year football hiatus and all are ready to· play is debatable, but the year off could We'll never know." been impressed by Stonebreaker thus far. 2nd 34-21 thrashing of West Virginia. The i989 effort wasn't a complete lead the Irish on a run forits second national only have aided his recovery. Stonebreaker came back in spring "I didn't watch him (Stonebreaker)

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before, because it doesn't make any differ­ fense under the direction of sophomore day, but there's always jitters. I'll be ence," says Darnell. "You only deal with quarterback Rick Mirer. Rice ran an option­ ready." what you have now. And for what we're oriented offense, but Mirer will pass more, asking, he can do. He' sready for our defense which should open up big play oppurtuni­ this year." The year off has produced a bond ties for Brooks, and all the backs, in both between the four players (Stonebreaker, New The fIfth-year senior will be return­ rushing and receiving. ing to the "eagle" backer position which he His return, however, has patrolled so well in '88. Many national pub­ been hampered by several inju­ lications are touting him as the Butkus ries. A pulled hamstring the flISt Award favorite. Whether they are expecting week of summer training has Face too much remains to be seen, but the frrsttest nagged him since. He fell back of his recovery will come Saturday night at six weeks in training because of the Stadium against Michigan. It's a night it and developed a bad back in he's been lookingforward to forover a year. two-a-days in August However, he insists that From Of the three returning players, Tony he's at about 90%, and says he'll Brooks has had the quietest return. No one bereadyforprimetimeonSatur­ has Brooks winning any awards or making day night. any All-America teams, even though he was "My back still bothers me second on the team in rushing his sopho­ An Old a bit, but I'm better," he says. more year. Perhaps the lack of recognition "I'll be ready Saturday night no has been a blessing in disguise, for Brooks matter what. I've been waiting a faced a tumultuous spring of '89. long time for this." Brooks was at frrst suspended from Place spring practice for an undisclosed reason by The defense will also re­ the university. Eventually, he was forced to ceive a boost from the return of withdraw from school for all of the 1989 senior defensive tackle George school year and attend Holy Cross Junior Williams from academic exile. College to get his grades, and his life, back Williams was a vital factor in the in order. defensive front that limited op­ Gary Mo?ller has a "I really needed time to get my head ponents to a mere 103 yards straightened out," says Brooks. "But it was rushing per game in 1988. He tough act to follow and impossible to sit while they (his teammates) earned honorable All-America a three-game losing were toughing it out. There is no high like awards from The Sporting News football and hitting someone hard, and I , and Football News Sophomore streak to overcome missed it. Without it, I had to find ways to get All-America accolades in start- all my tensions out, so I played basketball ing every game and amassing 44 After a year off, Geor~e "Boo" Williams has and hit the weights; but it was tough." tackles. learned to Juggle academics and football. Brooks was a bruising, powerful run­ ''The toughest thing has been get- Brooks, Williams, and Spears) that helped Moeller was part of .Bo's original staff at Michigan in 1969. ner in 1988, tallying 667 yards on 117 car­ ting used to the time restraints which foot- them mentally survive their respective set- ries for a sharp 5.7 yard average. The Irish ball places on you," says Williams. "Last backs. Watching the loss to archrival Miami are looking for Brooks to bolster an already year, I'd get out of class and have all day hurt, butthey areback,andknowing that they deep backfield, what with the likes of Ricky off, but now, I've had to readjust." were not alone has given them a boost and BY BRIAN MCMAHON Watters, Rodney Culver, Kenny Spears, and Of the three, Williams faced the helped them get ready for what could be a ary Moeller was addresing the me­ stance, would have turned out a little bit time these two schools have met in Notre Dorsey Levens when he returns from injury. easiest road back. He faced no disciplinary repeat performance of their last year of foot- G dia last week when someone asked differently had it not been for Raghib Dame Stadium since then, ·the game has ''Tony Brooks and Ricky Watters or physical problems, and was able to con- ball. what he thought would be the key to vic­ Ismail's two kick returns for touchdowns. gone down to the final possession. will handle the tailback position," says centrate solely on the academic end of Perhaps Tony Brooks expressed this tory in his squad's first game, slated for Two years ago, four field goals by Reggie As the rivalry enters the 90's, however, Holtz. ''Tony probably had as many big things in preparation for his senior season. bond best 8:00 this Saturday at Notre Dame Stadium Ho and a missed attempt by Michigan's there are considerable changes, most nota­ plays during the course of that (1988) season While he was out, he kept in shape and feels "We've talked about it. Definitely, against the Fighting Irish. Mike Gillette on the last play of the game bly the departure of Bo Schembechler as as anybody on our team, with the exception that he's ready for a return to form. Some there is something there between the four of His response was not an uncommon were the difference in a 19-17 Notre Dame coach at Michigan. He is replaced by Gary of Tony Rice. We need him to have that have him touted for All-America awards. us. We have something to be close about, one, and at first glance it might appear victory. Earlier that evening, Ricky Wat­ Moeller, Bo's assistant head coach and of­ same type of year for us to be a good football "I've had a very productive fall," he something unspoken and powerful. When cliche. But when one looks into the past of ters returned a punt for a touchdown. fensive coordinator for three years and de­ team." says. "Adjusting to (Coach Gary) Darnell we're coming off the field after a tough this storied rivalry, one tends to believe The 1988 game illustrates a trend that fensive coordinator before that. He has The toughest adjustment for him has has been no problem. We're basically play­ practice, or we pass each other on campus, we Moeller's assessment that "the team that dates back to 1980, when Notre Dame's been at Michigan since 1969, except for been mental concentration and learning ing the same attack-type defense, and I've don't need to say anything, but we know that, comes up with the big plays will win." Harry Oliver kicked a 51-yard as three years he spent at Illinois compiling a Notre Dame's new run-and-shoot type of- worked hard. There'll be jitters on Satur- hey, we made it We're back" 0 Last year's game in Ann Arbor, for in- time ran out for a 29-27 Irish victory. Every 6-24-3 record as head coach.

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before, because it doesn't make any differ­ fense under the direction of sophomore day, but there's always jitters. I'll be ence," says Darnell. "You only deal with quarterback Rick Mirer. Rice ran an option­ ready." what you have now. And for what we're oriented offense, but Mirer will pass more, asking, he can do. He' sready for our defense which should open up big play oppurtuni­ this year." The year off has produced a bond ties for Brooks, and all the backs, in both between the four players (Stonebreaker, New The fIfth-year senior will be return­ rushing and receiving. ing to the "eagle" backer position which he His return, however, has patrolled so well in '88. Many national pub­ been hampered by several inju­ lications are touting him as the Butkus ries. A pulled hamstring the flISt Award favorite. Whether they are expecting week of summer training has Face too much remains to be seen, but the frrsttest nagged him since. He fell back of his recovery will come Saturday night at six weeks in training because of the Stadium against Michigan. It's a night it and developed a bad back in he's been lookingforward to forover a year. two-a-days in August However, he insists that From Of the three returning players, Tony he's at about 90%, and says he'll Brooks has had the quietest return. No one bereadyforprimetimeonSatur­ has Brooks winning any awards or making day night. any All-America teams, even though he was "My back still bothers me second on the team in rushing his sopho­ An Old a bit, but I'm better," he says. more year. Perhaps the lack of recognition "I'll be ready Saturday night no has been a blessing in disguise, for Brooks matter what. I've been waiting a faced a tumultuous spring of '89. long time for this." Brooks was at frrst suspended from Place spring practice for an undisclosed reason by The defense will also re­ the university. Eventually, he was forced to ceive a boost from the return of withdraw from school for all of the 1989 senior defensive tackle George school year and attend Holy Cross Junior Williams from academic exile. College to get his grades, and his life, back Williams was a vital factor in the in order. defensive front that limited op­ Gary Mo?ller has a "I really needed time to get my head ponents to a mere 103 yards straightened out," says Brooks. "But it was rushing per game in 1988. He tough act to follow and impossible to sit while they (his teammates) earned honorable All-America a three-game losing were toughing it out. There is no high like awards from The Sporting News football and hitting someone hard, and I , and Football News Sophomore streak to overcome missed it. Without it, I had to find ways to get All-America accolades in start- all my tensions out, so I played basketball ing every game and amassing 44 After a year off, Geor~e "Boo" Williams has and hit the weights; but it was tough." tackles. learned to Juggle academics and football. Brooks was a bruising, powerful run­ ''The toughest thing has been get- Brooks, Williams, and Spears) that helped Moeller was part of .Bo's original staff at Michigan in 1969. ner in 1988, tallying 667 yards on 117 car­ ting used to the time restraints which foot- them mentally survive their respective set- ries for a sharp 5.7 yard average. The Irish ball places on you," says Williams. "Last backs. Watching the loss to archrival Miami are looking for Brooks to bolster an already year, I'd get out of class and have all day hurt, butthey areback,andknowing that they deep backfield, what with the likes of Ricky off, but now, I've had to readjust." were not alone has given them a boost and BY BRIAN MCMAHON Watters, Rodney Culver, Kenny Spears, and Of the three, Williams faced the helped them get ready for what could be a ary Moeller was addresing the me­ stance, would have turned out a little bit time these two schools have met in Notre Dorsey Levens when he returns from injury. easiest road back. He faced no disciplinary repeat performance of their last year of foot- G dia last week when someone asked differently had it not been for Raghib Dame Stadium since then, ·the game has ''Tony Brooks and Ricky Watters or physical problems, and was able to con- ball. what he thought would be the key to vic­ Ismail's two kick returns for touchdowns. gone down to the final possession. will handle the tailback position," says centrate solely on the academic end of Perhaps Tony Brooks expressed this tory in his squad's first game, slated for Two years ago, four field goals by Reggie As the rivalry enters the 90's, however, Holtz. ''Tony probably had as many big things in preparation for his senior season. bond best 8:00 this Saturday at Notre Dame Stadium Ho and a missed attempt by Michigan's there are considerable changes, most nota­ plays during the course of that (1988) season While he was out, he kept in shape and feels "We've talked about it. Definitely, against the Fighting Irish. Mike Gillette on the last play of the game bly the departure of Bo Schembechler as as anybody on our team, with the exception that he's ready for a return to form. Some there is something there between the four of His response was not an uncommon were the difference in a 19-17 Notre Dame coach at Michigan. He is replaced by Gary of Tony Rice. We need him to have that have him touted for All-America awards. us. We have something to be close about, one, and at first glance it might appear victory. Earlier that evening, Ricky Wat­ Moeller, Bo's assistant head coach and of­ same type of year for us to be a good football "I've had a very productive fall," he something unspoken and powerful. When cliche. But when one looks into the past of ters returned a punt for a touchdown. fensive coordinator for three years and de­ team." says. "Adjusting to (Coach Gary) Darnell we're coming off the field after a tough this storied rivalry, one tends to believe The 1988 game illustrates a trend that fensive coordinator before that. He has The toughest adjustment for him has has been no problem. We're basically play­ practice, or we pass each other on campus, we Moeller's assessment that "the team that dates back to 1980, when Notre Dame's been at Michigan since 1969, except for been mental concentration and learning ing the same attack-type defense, and I've don't need to say anything, but we know that, comes up with the big plays will win." Harry Oliver kicked a 51-yard field goal as three years he spent at Illinois compiling a Notre Dame's new run-and-shoot type of- worked hard. There'll be jitters on Satur- hey, we made it We're back" 0 Last year's game in Ann Arbor, for in- time ran out for a 29-27 Irish victory. Every 6-24-3 record as head coach.

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Moeller's record at Michigan is high­ 320 lb. junior tackle Greg lighted by Wolverine defenses that led the Skrepenak. NCAA in scoring defense in 1974, '76 and If the Irish don't mount a '85 and the 1988 Hall of Fame Bowl, where decent on Grbac, the he coached the Wolverines to a 28-24 vic­ pressure will be felt by Notre tory over Alabama while Bo recovered Dame's young secondary from heart surgery. which, after All-American Obviously, the Wolverines under Mo­ Todd Lyght, may not be pre­ eller will carry on the Michigan tradition of pared to answer the call. It stingy defense. The offense will feature was Grbac who rallied the more passing, but not enough to disturb the Wolverines in last year's traditional 2: 1 run to pass ratio that sym 001- game in Ann Arbor, going ized the Schembechler era. 17-of-21 for 134 yards and Part of the reason for the increased aerial two touchdowns. The Irish . barrage is 6'5" 220 lb. sophomore quarter­ defense was concerned pri­ back Elvis Grbac. Grbac is the key to the marily with preventing the Wolverines' offense with tailback Tony big play, however, allowing Boles out with a bad knee and Leroy Michigan short gains under­ Hoard's decision to forego his [mal year of neath. eligibility for the . The Michigan running While Grbac is working with two so­ game, despite the line it will Universnyof Michigan Sports Information beh· Welborne Is a front runner for the Jim Thorpe Award phomore receivers, and run md, is a question along with Todd Lyght. . Derrick Alexander, who combined for a mark. Jarrod Bunch, at 6'2" mere 15 receptions last year, he does have and 2471bs., has been called the top full­ Key and Vada Murray. the comfort of working behind an offensive back prospect in the country but is un­ The . questionable. status of Notre line that returns all of its starters, led by 6' 8" proven. He ran for a mediocre 208 yards Dame's offensive line adds to the concern last season on 58 car- over the Irish passing game.· Mirer will ries. need time to be successful. At tailback, Jon While the questions surrounding Mirer, Vaughn gained only the offensive line and the defensive back­ MOVIES THEATRE Washington University on Sunday at noon, 57 yards last season field have been well chronicled since last andagainstStJoseph'sat5p.m.onMonday. but was impressive in spring, one question remains regarding the PSYCHO: A tale of a ,little motel and a THE TAMING OF THE SHREW: All games are at Krause Stadium. spring practice, net­ Irish running game, despite its depth. domineering mommy. One of the all-time Shakespeare's classic begins its run at Wash­ ting 165 yards on 26 Who will fill the gap created by An­ classic horror movies shows Thursday, Sep­ ington Hall on Wednesday, September 19. BASKETBALL: The All-Star Basketball carries. Freshman thony Johnson's graduation? Irish fans tember 13 in the Montgomery Theatre of The show will run through Sunday, Septem­ game will take place attheJ .A.C.C. Arena on Ricky Powers, a may realize how much Johnson's short LaFortune. Sponsored by SUB. ber23. Tickets are available at the LaFortune Friday, Sept 14. USA Today 1st teain yardage prowess was taken for grantedifno information desk. prep All-American one can fill that role. WWF: If you're still into Pro Wrestling for in 1989 may see ac­ If the Irish are to win their fourth WAR OF THE ROSES: Kathleen Turner SPORTS some reason, or if you just want to see tons of tion against the Irish. straight from Michigan,they will need to and Michael Dbuglas make you think twice pointless violence, The WWF Super Stars of If the Wolverines do what they have in the recent past against about getting divorced (or married, for that FOOTBALL vs. MICIDGAN: The first Wrestling are making one of their many in­ shut down the Irish the Wolverines- get big plays and avoid matter). Shows at Cushing Auditorium on home game of the season (and also the last cursions into the J.A.C.C. on Sunday, Sept. running game, so­ costly mistakes. A little good fortune helps, ~I Friday and Saturday, September 14 and 15. night game for a while) will be on Saturday, 16. phomore quarter­ too. Lost in the shuffle of Notre Dame's last Sponsored by SUB. September 15 in Notre Dame Stadium. Be back Rick Mirer will two wins in the series is the fact that the sure to wear "The Shirt" as the Wolverines be forced to throw Irish offense has managed only one touch­ try to break their losing streak (ha ha!) against MISCELLANEOUS: into what the experts down in the two games-and that came at AT THE SNlTE: I'Drugstore Cowboy" will the Irish. Kickoff is at 8 p.m. are calling the best the end of a 24-yard drive last year. be showing on Friday and Saturday, Spet 14 PEP RALLY: Freshmen, you have to go to at defensive backfield One thing Bo did not know at Notre and 15 at 7:30 and 9:45 p.m .. On Tuesday, SOCCER: The men play Saint Louis at 7 least one of these during your lifetime. See in the nation. All­ Dame was any semblance of good luck. It Sept. 18 will be "M" at 7 p.m. and "Rebecca" p.m. on Friday ,Sept. 14, Valparaiso at 7 p.m. Coach Holtz, the Irish, the Cheerleaders, and American Tripp remains to be seen whether or not his suc- at9p.m. Playing on Wednesday, Sept. 19 are on Monday, Sept. 17, and Detroit at 7:30 on tons of alumni who will pay you big bucks for Welborne heads this cessor will. 0 "His Girl Friday" at 7 p.m. and"Cat People" Wednesday, Sept 19. Women's games are at tickets. It's nuts, and it's at the J.A.C.C. on group, which is at9p.m. 5 p.m. Friday versus Valparaiso, against Friday, September 14. rounded out by re­ of Michigan turning starters Grbac will test Notre Dame's secondary from behind an Scholastic will preview every homejootball experienced line. Lance Dottin, David game this season.

18 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13,1990 19 £

Moeller's record at Michigan is high­ 320 lb. junior tackle Greg lighted by Wolverine defenses that led the Skrepenak. NCAA in scoring defense in 1974, '76 and If the Irish don't mount a '85 and the 1988 Hall of Fame Bowl, where decent rush on Grbac, the he coached the Wolverines to a 28-24 vic­ pressure will be felt by Notre tory over Alabama while Bo recovered Dame's young secondary from heart surgery. which, after All-American Obviously, the Wolverines under Mo­ Todd Lyght, may not be pre­ eller will carry on the Michigan tradition of pared to answer the call. It stingy defense. The offense will feature was Grbac who rallied the more passing, but not enough to disturb the Wolverines in last year's traditional 2: 1 run to pass ratio that sym 001- game in Ann Arbor, going ized the Schembechler era. 17-of-21 for 134 yards and Part of the reason for the increased aerial two touchdowns. The Irish . barrage is 6'5" 220 lb. sophomore quarter­ defense was concerned pri­ back Elvis Grbac. Grbac is the key to the marily with preventing the Wolverines' offense with tailback Tony big play, however, allowing Boles out with a bad knee and Leroy Michigan short gains under­ Hoard's decision to forego his [mal year of neath. eligibility for the National Football League. The Michigan running While Grbac is working with two so­ game, despite the line it will Universnyof Michigan Sports Information beh· Welborne Is a front runner for the Jim Thorpe Award phomore receivers, Desmond Howard and run md, is a question along with Todd Lyght. . Derrick Alexander, who combined for a mark. Jarrod Bunch, at 6'2" mere 15 receptions last year, he does have and 2471bs., has been called the top full­ Key and Vada Murray. the comfort of working behind an offensive back prospect in the country but is un­ The . questionable. status of Notre line that returns all of its starters, led by 6' 8" proven. He ran for a mediocre 208 yards Dame's offensive line adds to the concern last season on 58 car- over the Irish passing game.· Mirer will ries. need time to be successful. At tailback, Jon While the questions surrounding Mirer, Vaughn gained only the offensive line and the defensive back­ MOVIES THEATRE Washington University on Sunday at noon, 57 yards last season field have been well chronicled since last andagainstStJoseph'sat5p.m.onMonday. but was impressive in spring, one question remains regarding the PSYCHO: A tale of a ,little motel and a THE TAMING OF THE SHREW: All games are at Krause Stadium. spring practice, net­ Irish running game, despite its depth. domineering mommy. One of the all-time Shakespeare's classic begins its run at Wash­ ting 165 yards on 26 Who will fill the gap created by An­ classic horror movies shows Thursday, Sep­ ington Hall on Wednesday, September 19. BASKETBALL: The All-Star Basketball carries. Freshman thony Johnson's graduation? Irish fans tember 13 in the Montgomery Theatre of The show will run through Sunday, Septem­ game will take place attheJ .A.C.C. Arena on Ricky Powers, a may realize how much Johnson's short LaFortune. Sponsored by SUB. ber23. Tickets are available at the LaFortune Friday, Sept 14. USA Today 1st teain yardage prowess was taken for grantedifno information desk. prep All-American one can fill that role. WWF: If you're still into Pro Wrestling for in 1989 may see ac­ If the Irish are to win their fourth WAR OF THE ROSES: Kathleen Turner SPORTS some reason, or if you just want to see tons of tion against the Irish. straight from Michigan,they will need to and Michael Dbuglas make you think twice pointless violence, The WWF Super Stars of If the Wolverines do what they have in the recent past against about getting divorced (or married, for that FOOTBALL vs. MICIDGAN: The first Wrestling are making one of their many in­ shut down the Irish the Wolverines- get big plays and avoid matter). Shows at Cushing Auditorium on home game of the season (and also the last cursions into the J.A.C.C. on Sunday, Sept. running game, so­ costly mistakes. A little good fortune helps, ~I Friday and Saturday, September 14 and 15. night game for a while) will be on Saturday, 16. phomore quarter­ too. Lost in the shuffle of Notre Dame's last Sponsored by SUB. September 15 in Notre Dame Stadium. Be back Rick Mirer will two wins in the series is the fact that the sure to wear "The Shirt" as the Wolverines be forced to throw Irish offense has managed only one touch­ try to break their losing streak (ha ha!) against MISCELLANEOUS: into what the experts down in the two games-and that came at AT THE SNlTE: I'Drugstore Cowboy" will the Irish. Kickoff is at 8 p.m. are calling the best the end of a 24-yard drive last year. be showing on Friday and Saturday, Spet 14 PEP RALLY: Freshmen, you have to go to at defensive backfield One thing Bo did not know at Notre and 15 at 7:30 and 9:45 p.m .. On Tuesday, SOCCER: The men play Saint Louis at 7 least one of these during your lifetime. See in the nation. All­ Dame was any semblance of good luck. It Sept. 18 will be "M" at 7 p.m. and "Rebecca" p.m. on Friday ,Sept. 14, Valparaiso at 7 p.m. Coach Holtz, the Irish, the Cheerleaders, and American Tripp remains to be seen whether or not his suc- at9p.m. Playing on Wednesday, Sept. 19 are on Monday, Sept. 17, and Detroit at 7:30 on tons of alumni who will pay you big bucks for Welborne heads this cessor will. 0 "His Girl Friday" at 7 p.m. and"Cat People" Wednesday, Sept 19. Women's games are at tickets. It's nuts, and it's at the J.A.C.C. on group, which is at9p.m. 5 p.m. Friday versus Valparaiso, against Friday, September 14. rounded out by re­ of Michigan turning starters Grbac will test Notre Dame's secondary from behind an Scholastic will preview every homejootball experienced line. Lance Dottin, David game this season.

18 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 13,1990 19 by Norman Dog

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sking me to write this week's Final tive. You might get shunned A Word seems like asking Desmond by your peers, but as my Tutu to write a travel brochure for South roomate once said, "screw Africa. Ususally, these articles either call 'em." You may get in trouble attention to how wonderful and charming the with South Bend's finest, or Notre Dame family is, or they make some our own Stasi, oops, security. short-sighted criticism that gives Dr. Gold­ Your mom and dad might rick a good laugh over in Student Mfairs. even fmd out, but stay strong! II(I I Look at it any way you please, but I've spent Now that I have whetted more than two years doing little of the for- your insatiable appetites, let . mer, and too much of the latter. me give you some concrete Anyway, we all know that everybody is examples. rl saying how this generation is so lazy, uncon­ Lizzie (names have been changed to pro­ his idea of being friendly. He puts his life on cerned, and apathetic. Those of you who tect the innocent) could be considered the the line at an off-campus party by singing know me are familiar with my rants and raves "Stuffy Domer". Here at school, Lizzie goes "F-Tha Police" when the South Bend Po­ concerning the student body. I'm always to all her classes and takes intense notes in lice send in the shock troops. He walks into spouting off about how most folks here at discussion groups in case there might be a Club 23 not wearing black or tie-dyes and Notre Dame care about two things: sports suprise quiz. Even though she's underage, loudly proclaims that he's a business major and their G.P.A. No wonder that the Inde­ she won't go to Bridget's (ed. note: does it and that Plato was a fool. pendent Weekley Serving Notre Dame and matter?), because she's afraid she'll get ar­ Yeah, I know that some of this stuff is a bit St. Mary's devotes roughly 40% of its ar­ rested. She likes to stick to those on-campus drastic, and even kinda chauvinistic, but take ticles to sports, and that guys from Cava­ "social gatherings", where she sips on her it with a grin. ··Folks here are so uptight, it's ".. > naugh are apt to sign up for Father Micelli' s wine cooler and acts "sooo wasted." She tells great to see a few people going nuts at a place ~c.----- Theology classes. If the Rocket has a hang­ her friends that Mike Stonebreaker turns her outside the football stadium. If your contem­ nail, we know about it. The scary thing is that spine to jelly, and believes that the University poraries give you a strange look, then you've we care. f)R'AtJ'S DAYS OF PROM\SCUOUS PHONE 5.&"x FrNA~f,.Y CATc..H UP Wrn-l I-jiM ... is so nice for letting colored people sit in the done your job. Don't get so worked up if What all this drivel boils down to is a call to same class with her. In fact, she feels extra another "Estrogen" article comes along, orif craziness. Yes, we have that University­ crazy and racially aware, because she just your G.P.A. descends intQ the negatives. sponsored Irish Insanity folks, but that's not bought the new M.C. Hammer CD. Here at Notre Dame, we get only four short what I really mean. I mean our football team Tim, on the other hand, signifies the loose­ years to act stupid and immature, and after is really just like any other bunch of muscle­ hangin' out-of-control person. Instead of that, the stoic curse of society sets in. Go a bound guys. Don't let their lives run yours. taking notes, he sacrifices his body to sci­ little crazy from time to time, no matter what And as far as that G.P.A. thing goes, a "B" in ence, testing the theroies of sleep-induced Student Mfairs or your Rector might say. theology doesn't mean eternal hellfIre. knowledge osmosis in his AL Core class. He Get all your infantile behavior out now, "How," you may ask, "can I be so· crazy like frequents ND's outdoor water park, the because they won't put up with it in the real you, Jeff Jotz, Most Excellent Being and Clarke Memorial Pool. Tim believes that the world. You only have four years to swim in Lord, and still be cool? Like, would I fail out golf course is a great place to spend a nice fountains. Once you graduate, someone else of school and attend a heathen state school? summer evening with that "special some­ will most likely own your life. That's what a Will my mom and dad find out?" one", and drowning out his neighbor's really salary means. 0 Relax, my minions. Craziness is all rela- radical Billy Joel tape with Public Enemy is by JeJfJotz 20 SCHOLASTIC

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To ~------~,----~ , sking me to write this week's Final tive. You might get shunned A Word seems like asking Desmond by your peers, but as my Tutu to write a travel brochure for South roomate once said, "screw Africa. Ususally, these articles either call 'em." You may get in trouble attention to how wonderful and charming the with South Bend's finest, or Notre Dame family is, or they make some our own Stasi, oops, security. short-sighted criticism that gives Dr. Gold­ Your mom and dad might rick a good laugh over in Student Mfairs. even fmd out, but stay strong! II(I I Look at it any way you please, but I've spent Now that I have whetted more than two years doing little of the for- your insatiable appetites, let . mer, and too much of the latter. me give you some concrete Anyway, we all know that everybody is examples. rl saying how this generation is so lazy, uncon­ Lizzie (names have been changed to pro­ his idea of being friendly. He puts his life on cerned, and apathetic. Those of you who tect the innocent) could be considered the the line at an off-campus party by singing know me are familiar with my rants and raves "Stuffy Domer". Here at school, Lizzie goes "F-Tha Police" when the South Bend Po­ concerning the student body. I'm always to all her classes and takes intense notes in lice send in the shock troops. He walks into spouting off about how most folks here at discussion groups in case there might be a Club 23 not wearing black or tie-dyes and Notre Dame care about two things: sports suprise quiz. Even though she's underage, loudly proclaims that he's a business major and their G.P.A. No wonder that the Inde­ she won't go to Bridget's (ed. note: does it and that Plato was a fool. pendent Weekley Serving Notre Dame and matter?), because she's afraid she'll get ar­ Yeah, I know that some of this stuff is a bit St. Mary's devotes roughly 40% of its ar­ rested. She likes to stick to those on-campus drastic, and even kinda chauvinistic, but take ticles to sports, and that guys from Cava­ "social gatherings", where she sips on her it with a grin. ··Folks here are so uptight, it's ".. > naugh are apt to sign up for Father Micelli' s wine cooler and acts "sooo wasted." She tells great to see a few people going nuts at a place ~c.----- Theology classes. If the Rocket has a hang­ her friends that Mike Stonebreaker turns her outside the football stadium. If your contem­ nail, we know about it. The scary thing is that spine to jelly, and believes that the University poraries give you a strange look, then you've we care. f)R'AtJ'S DAYS OF PROM\SCUOUS PHONE 5.&"x FrNA~f,.Y CATc..H UP Wrn-l I-jiM ... is so nice for letting colored people sit in the done your job. Don't get so worked up if What all this drivel boils down to is a call to same class with her. In fact, she feels extra another "Estrogen" article comes along, orif craziness. Yes, we have that University­ crazy and racially aware, because she just your G.P.A. descends intQ the negatives. sponsored Irish Insanity folks, but that's not bought the new M.C. Hammer CD. Here at Notre Dame, we get only four short what I really mean. I mean our football team Tim, on the other hand, signifies the loose­ years to act stupid and immature, and after is really just like any other bunch of muscle­ hangin' out-of-control person. Instead of that, the stoic curse of society sets in. Go a bound guys. Don't let their lives run yours. taking notes, he sacrifices his body to sci­ little crazy from time to time, no matter what And as far as that G.P.A. thing goes, a "B" in ence, testing the theroies of sleep-induced Student Mfairs or your Rector might say. theology doesn't mean eternal hellfIre. knowledge osmosis in his AL Core class. He Get all your infantile behavior out now, "How," you may ask, "can I be so· crazy like frequents ND's outdoor water park, the because they won't put up with it in the real you, Jeff Jotz, Most Excellent Being and Clarke Memorial Pool. Tim believes that the world. You only have four years to swim in Lord, and still be cool? Like, would I fail out golf course is a great place to spend a nice fountains. Once you graduate, someone else of school and attend a heathen state school? summer evening with that "special some­ will most likely own your life. That's what a Will my mom and dad find out?" one", and drowning out his neighbor's really salary means. 0 Relax, my minions. Craziness is all rela- radical Billy Joel tape with Public Enemy is by JeJfJotz 20 SCHOLASTIC

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