THECORDWEEKLY WilfridLaurier University, Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, February 4,1982 Volume 22 Number 16 Archbishop Backs Cultural Revolution inAfrica by Jerry Zeidenberg Anglican Archbishop Ted Scott ary organizations in Africa until London, and the clergy even spoke reaffirmed his church's support for they defeat their oppressors. What with the proper English accent. revolution in Africa, in a speech we must recognize today "is the There was no need for this, Scott given at WLU last Thursday. right of Africans to assert their own cbmmented. The language of the Scott, who is also the moderator dignity," Scott said. indigenous people, along with some of the Central Committee of the He went on to say that the only of its own customs, should have World Council of Churches, shared way westerners can appreciate the been used in the service. That way, the platform with Paul Puritt, worth of the people ofthe Africa is the native culture would have been Project Development Officer for by finding out more about them. reaffirmed by Christianity, rather OXFAM CANADA. Both speakers Until westerners know more about than pushed aside by it. were part of Laurier's Festival 82: problems in the Third World, they Paul Puritt concentrated on the Arts and Issues of the Third World. will remain indifferent to them. cultural aspects of revolutionary "There has been incredible "We are all formed by the organizations in Africa. He played exploitation in Africa and we have environment around us," Scott music recorded by Frelimo, the to be honest and admit it," Scott asserted. 'We have to break out of liberation organization in declared. this and find outabout otherparts of Mozambique. As a means of ending the the world." Also, he read poetry and part of a exploitation, the Reverend said he He said that a lack of knowledge play written by African freedom supports the revolutionary about Africa has resulted in crude fighters. Reggae band performs for cultural week liberation movement in Africa. judgments in the past. "There have "The struggle between cultures is However, he was uneasy about been tractswritten by Anglicans that part of the revolution," Puritt upon the colonized peoples, language to unify them. As such, giving assent to the violence say no black is intelligent enough to declared, during his pithy and although sometimes with little they have adopted Portuguese as a liberation is accompanied by. be ordained. These are tragedies." engaging presentation. success. For example, Puritt said language with which to organize When a member of the audience The Archbishop pointed out that He explained that historically, only about 10% ofthe population of resistance against the Portuguese upbraided him for supporting "Jesus's meaning is not the colonizers in the Third World have Angola spoke Portuguese after colonizers. revolution and violence, Scott destruction of cultures, but the tried to destroy the culture of the several hundred years of domination During the question period answered that it is sometimes fulfilment of them." As such, colonized peoples. by Portugal. following Puritt's presentation, a necessary for the church to condone westerners should not impose their Part of the reason culture is so Puritt pointed out that language man in the audience stood up and acts of aggression. systems—economic, political or important to national liberation can be a double-bladed sword, h protested against the use ofviolence He argued that when Hitler was cultural—on others. movements, he said, is because "it may be used to destroy the by revolutionaries. Puritt replied destroying the Jews in Europe, the Scott highlighted thisremark with gives the people something worth indigenous culture, but on the other that the African people waited Church supported the violence that an example. He once visited,he said, hanging on to," and makes their hand, it can also be used to strike at decades for a peaceful solution, and was needed to crush him, and was a black Anglican parish in fight even more worthwhile. the oppressor. since nothing was ever done for right in doing so. Zimbabwe. The service given in Language itself is central to the He said that in Angola there are a them, it is surprising they waited so In the same way, he continued, it its church was an exactreplica ofone struggle. The language of the great many tribes and cultures, long before taking action. is necessary to support revolution- he'd expect to see and hear in colonizers has usually been forced which have no common African Critical Liberal Leadership Meeting at Laurier

Thomas and Jim Breithaupt deliver delivered their speeches , a 'bearpit and echoed Peterson's belief that that over 2 million 0r44% ofeligible by Mike Strathdee policy statements and severe session' question and answer period "social welfare is inextricablylinked voters did not vote in the last A Liberal provincial government criticism of the Davis government. followed. with economic well beinj>". Deacon election. is the key to reviving Ontario's The other 2 candidates for the David Deacon, a Liberal party feels that Ontarions need David Sweeney feels that voters are not faltering economy, according to the leadership were unableto attend due member whose father ran Peterson's leadership to . carry apathetic if given an alternative by men who are vyingfor the leadership to conflicting committments. unsuccessfully for the Liberal Ontario forward in thel9Bo*s. the opposition parties; something of the Ontario Liberal party. London Centre MPP David leadership in 1973, filled in at the Kitchener-Wilmot MPP John which they failed to do last March Last Wednesday evening, 3 of the Peterson was addressing a banquet podium for the absent David Sweeney spoke of the dangerous 19th. 5 candidates contesting the Ontario gathering in London, and rookie Peterson. Deacon referred to atmosphere of conflict and He believes that under his Liberal leadership spoke at an all- Hamilton MPP Sheila Copps took Peterson's prior legislative confrontation which he sees as leadership, the Liberal party can candidates meeting held in p1027 of her campaign to Barrie, cancelling experience and previous attempt at presently existing in Ontario, and 'build the bridges necessary to get the Peters building here at WLU. the WLU committment at the last the leadership in 1976 as valuable the need to 'heal the wounds' which the people back together again. The event, sponsored by the WLU minute. credentials to prove Peterson's are evident throughout the province. Environmentalist Richard Liberal association drew a fair mix Richard Taylor, themoderator of leadership capabilities. Sweeney charged the Davis PC Thomas (the only candidateamong of Laurier students and professors the proceedings allowed each Deacon attacked the Tory government with failing to alleviate the 5 hopefuls who does not have a as well as local Liberal supporters to candidate 7 minutes in which to government's 25% purchase of the existing linguistic conflict. He seat in the legislature) spoke of the hear John Sweeney, Richard speak. Once all candidates had Suncor as abad investment decision, also focussed attention on the fact need for Ontarians to become self- sufficient in energy and food. Employing personal anecdotes to WLUSU Election Results make his point, Thomas compared Liberal to old Results the party his dog Election "who keeps trying to hammer President a boarded-up door". He Steve Patten 711* through Arts Directors stated that the Liberals Chip McBain 475 Ontario Heather Smith 281* "must find new doors", making Dan Hunter 257* Ontarians have confidence in the Vice-President Kevin Byers 250* Liberals, and "ultimately forming Melanie Maynard 798* Joanne Lauzer 249* the government by deserving it". Carson Chris Rol 378 Sandi 242* Thomas does not believe that his Ed Nieuwesteeg 202* Business Directors lacking a seat in the legislature Nick Saldaris 197* handicap to Mark VanDongen 369* would be a serious his Kathleen Robinson 195 leadership. He feels that there is Debbie Moffet 339* Julie Cosley 187 Charlie McMane 289* much work that a leader can and Gail Misra 149 must do of the legislature. Larry Deverett 251* outside George Giovinazzo 136 He to the Tom Reaume 237* pointed historical example of Mitch Hepburn, the last Liberal Barb Mlot 228* Music Director premier of Ontario, who was also Dave Edward 225 John Budding 28* Dave Bradshaw initially without a seat. 212 Adriaan Bakker 8 Kitchener MPP James Breit- Keith Theodore 144 haupt appealed to Laurier delegates As of Tuesday thereins of WLUSU passedbetween old andnew to "choose someone who may be presidents. ■ Continued on Page 6 2The Cord Weekly, Thursday, February 4,1982 THE CORDWEEKLY

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Little Bits Week door neighbours. This shared joy ignore an old friendship because Question of the unfortunately did not prevent the other activities or interests are more tragic loss of this woman's dear timely, we takea step towardskilling WHAT FAMOUS PERSON friend. When I put thepaper down, I that relationship off. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE felt a littleof the loss she must have Oddly, it is rarely that the "big MOST LIKE?????? felt, but moveover, it forced me to fight" ends a friendship, rather is think about my friends and how I justa gradual breakdown ofsharing By Debbie Hugh Carr-Harris Blair treat them. and honest communication. Once Lynn Barrett How often do we, after years of the relationship is dead, it is almost Honours Walt Productions friendship, swear up and down that impossible to revive it, like the plant Disney we will stay in touch when we are that hasn't been watered over DaffyDuck, parted, only to and neglect Reading Week. Reply: becauseI quack forget a a lot. bond we once held dear. I know I've Everytime we forget a friend with Mike Smith by Dan Little done it, and that letter forced me to whom we shared joy or sorrow, we 2nd Year Economics In last week's Cord, I read a letter realize that while there has been no waste a piece of the past and a to the Editor. As I read this I loss of life, that some of my promisefor thefuture, so don't do it, letter, Reply: Sir Lawerence Olivier, could feel the joyofthe author as she friendships have died from neglect. don't let yourself drift away from 'cause my Mom likes and wanna' be told of a dear friend and how How often do you do it, put off friendships or you may in the future him find yourself without that special Yvonne Salters Mamma's Boy. Also "cause OUie eventhough they were almost half a calling an old friend, suggesting get- likes him. world apart, they were still as close ting together only to have person you can laugh or cry with. 3rd Year Business and familiar as ifthey had been next- "something cone up?" Each time we You were right Sue - thank you. Reply: I aspire to be like 'HERBIE' because I need the marks in Production. Summer Job Search: The Interview David Neil by Karin Neukamm resume. interview or the job. 4th Year Honours Geography So, you've got a job Here are some conventionalities Finally, enthusiasm but interview. show don't Reply: Matt Helm because he resume, letter and that, if observed, you to flippant. Go to theinterview Your cover follow- should allow be with a drinks, he sings and —he's getting old. up succeeded in getting you in to see relax a bit since you know you will be good attitude and know something Karen Byrne the person responsible for hiring. doing something right. about the company. Admit you lack Ist Year Business Now you will have to sell yourself. Dress appropriately: jeansare not of knowledge in a particular area if Diane Jones Konnahouski All basic interviews, regardless of acceptable ever. Dress pants or a suit you must and emphasize your (spelling????) because she tries her format, try to find out some are appropriate for men, and dress learning ability and ambition. best and I always try to do my best in information about you. Why do you pants, a suit or a dress are proper for One interview may be all you need everything I do. Diane Campeau women. want to work for the company? What to land the summer job of your 2nd Year Psychology can you offer? person Be on time. is a matter dreams. don't be disappointed What kind of This of But if Shirley, from Laverne and Shirley, you? you think about these respect for your employer. By being you do not get a are If job offer because she is goofy and questions before attending your prompt you acknowledge that this immediately. Attend interviews to interview, you will be prepared to person's time is valuable. improve your confidence and AND US answer confidently and in detail, an Do not smoke unless you are invited interview skills and to investigate all ability that is important to success. are invited to. Again this shows of your opportunities. When you Relax. The interviewer realizes consideration for your interviewer finally do accept an offer, you can be Chip and Dale that you may be nervous and takes who may not like smoke. sure that you have chosen the best / this into consideration during your Got to you interview alone. Mom summer job available. conversation. But it is still up to you may be your greatest supporter but If you wish further information on to answer questions with more than the impression that you make by interviews, Placement and Career Liberal Non-Candidates Meeting monosyllables. You must taking someone with you is that you Services offer interview counselling demonstrate the kind of person you are not mature enough to handle the as well as mock interviews. by Mike Strathdee early stage ofher political career will are beyond the facts that are on your Ifyou didn't make it to last week's make a good platform to run on gathering of Ontario Liberal when the Liberals next try to pick a leadership hopefuls here at Laurier, winner, in 1990 or 1992. Of more there are two possiblereactions immediate tangible significance is which can be offered. The first is: the effect of her high public profile VIEWPOINT don't lose any sleep over it, even if upon her caucus standing. Copps you really wanted to attend (for will most likely be rewarded with a some unfathomable reason) and front bench important 'shadow Board Decision Cowardly couldn't. cabinet' portfolio by whoever 'Twas a turkey all the way becomes leader. by M. Taylor The university is supposed to be the consistently and equitably, and through, with all the excitement, Finally, an unlikely scenario at Leaders exist to lead, to do that cutting edge of toleranceand justice allowed them their simple request. drama and tension of an afternoon best would involve Peterson and which the rest of us haven't the in any society. This is the only time They are asking to be allowed what spent studying on the fith floor of Breithaupt either neck in neck or stomach to do, but which is in our lives that we can do the any other group would be granted the library. deadlocked after two ballots of nevertheless the right and just correct thing with the consequences instantly, to meet and see that they On the other hand, if you possess convention voting. If Copps were action. It is clearly the case that here to our careers being minimal.This is are not alone. They are asking for a highly developed sense ofhumour, still in the running with a sizable at Laurier, the WLUSU boards' after all the ivory tower. Instead, help they have the right to you may well have missed a fairly delegate following, she might wield for denial of recognition a gay club because of the board's action last expect. good joke-political parody in fine considerable influence. That, stands in direct violation of this week, this school is in the unenviable The board has said that the form. however, involves quite a few 'ifs' simple maxim. position ofhaving committeda most formation ofsuch a club would spur Save for the presence ofKitchener and 'maybees'. The boards' decision was unjust and reactionary deed. anti-homosexual violence. This is a MPP James Breithaupt, the affair Which brings us to one of the cowardly. It was in fact, a cheap "I don't believe that aclub should weak argument, if indeed it is even might wellhave been labelled a 'non- "also rans" who showed at Laurier, victory, although it may have be based on sexual orientation," true, which I doubt. It is clear that candidates meeting. John Sweeney. It is doubtful that appeared to have been a courageous said the president and his board. the students of this school are high- All of the true politicking of any Sweeney possesses the necessary decision. Their duty ought to have That's somewhat inconsistent with minded enough and have generous substance and relevancy to the leadership capacities to bring concerning If been to do the just and equitable the usual policy clubs. enough spirits to welcome the Ontario Liberal leadership race enough of Ontario's 2 million non- thing. Instead, like political hacks- one examines the policy carefully, formationof such an association. At occurred far away from WLU on voters into the Liberal fold to elect a thereal in-training, they were politically one is left curious as to what the very least most students would that particular evening. Liberal government. The more expedient. distinction is between a club based be indifferent to such an act. A Front runner David Peterson relevant question which begs to be religious preference, which Consider the spurious reasoning on of vniversity is a place where decisions shrewdly realized that there was asked is: Would you buy a used car employed by the president to defend Laurier has at least one, and a club such as this should be easy ones to little gain to be found on a campus from this man? Indeed his stand on the issue: "I'm not based on sexual preference. make. It is the perfect opportunity to whose partisans are mostly working Several earnest Sweeney prepared within myself to support some have likenedreligion to a form do that which is just and equitable, for Breithaupt, and he spent the supporters lined the pockets of this club at WLU right now." It is of psychic masturbation. and not what that which is merely evening haranguing his faithful on almost everyone in the hall with sheer doublespeak engage in that to Some might protest that the expedient. As one of the "normal" home turf in London, Ontario. Sweeney buttons, but few people kind of linguistic acrobatics. government-of-the-day ought to members of the university, I am To show that he has a sense of could be seen actually wearing them. of the Translated does it say simply, follow the unexpressed "will ashamed and embarrassed at the humour (and in the interests of Sweeney's bewildered demeanour support "I don't it period." One people." Again, I must differ and boards' unconsidered and kneejerk tokenism), Peterson sent party hack and roving, almost desperate eyes that would have supposes been too insist that the duty ofgovernors in a reaction. David Deacon to fill his seat in the are perhaps attributable to the fact clear, and the political animal is not representative democracy is to lead In concluding, I can only say that Peters building. Deacon delivered a that he realizes that his sparse for noted clarity. and form public opinion, and not to the issue must be reconsidered. The "gee Dave Peterson is a swell guy" support is limited to the blue rinse The Board claims that it desires a merely slavishly ape the attitudes of gay representatives who intimated testimonial which sould probably go crowd. The prospect ofa distant 4th retention of the Lutheran character a simple appeal the majority. That is that they wouldn't just crawl away over much better at a Dean Martin place finish can't be too enticing. of,the university. I would like to to numbers and carries no weight in made an impression upon me. I roast. Will Sweeney withdraw before the inform them that this institution is or an ethical considerations. Does, suspect that there is protest planned Sheila Copps, the evening's other convention? That probably depends now provincially funded and should parliament care that a for the years ahead, and added absentee, didn't send a sub or even on how smart (not to mention therefore, a secular institution. majority of Canadian people violence that mightn't have let Laurier Liberals know that she financially secure) he is. No, Religious considerations ought to support capital punishment? happened in a less inflamed was off to a television interview in The man who will save Sweeney have no place in the decision. I parliament has done what as an atmosphere. Barrie, where she undoubtedly from finishing dead last really suppose the amusingthingabout the elected decision-maker, it considers I consider myself to be something received much more mediaattention doesn't deserve all the abuse he has that on any other board's action is to be the correct thing, and has of a conservative. Yet, even the than she would have at Laurier. been taking. Parry Sound native issue half of the directors would abolished what it deems to be an conservative changes when change is Sheila is probably running thereand Richard Thomas came within 6 have abstained in order to cover unjust punishment. Please let no necessary. The official powers-that- knows it. Keeping this in mind, votes of a seat in the last provincial theirpolitical rumps. On a safe issue one suggest a referendum on the be in this country have removed all there are still however several ways campaign, which is a lot better than like this one, they spoke with one matter ofa gayclub at Laurier. That disabilities from the homosexual in which the rookie Hamilton MPP he'll fare this time out. voice. is the easy way out forany governor community. Surely, conservative (and female at that gasp) can Thomas is trying to appeal to an What I am attempting toillustrate when a moral decision must be Laurier sees that this too is that time make political - from her audience which doesn't exist: the hay in the preceding arguments is made. when change is necessary and not campaign. idealistic young Ontario Liberals lack of ethical and reasoned Laurier deserves a better deal. The unreasonable. Her audacious aspirations at this cont. p. 6. judgment employed by the board. board ought to have acted 4 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4, 1982 YOU COULD BE

Directory Editor Heather Bayne What's that number!! Where's the Directory? This is a common line Grad Photo Coordinator Student Publications President among university students looking Looton Manager Business Manager Benson John Watts Deb Stalker up the telephone numberofafriend, Elwood McKenna Janet You know, I'd really like to say As Student Publications' faculty extension ofother university Looton is the poster division of The position ofBusiness Manager that this job involves extensive President, I am involved in many service. The directory provides this WLUSP. We create posters to the allows someone with an interest in travel, first class accommodations, things. I represent Student Pubs at link ofcommunicationfor theWLU best of our artistic ability at very accounting an excellentopportunity unlimited expense account, and a all formal functions (meeting with community. reasonable prices. to gain practical accounting personal secretary with a nice smile, the lawyer, dealing the the In getting the information With the acquistion of the experience. great legs, and an intriguing aura. university). I also represent Student together for this mini telephone additional equipment, Looton has The Business Manager is Actually, it involves all of these plus Pubs interests on the executive book, you meet people from the become less time consuming. responsible for the financial more. The word to remember hereis board ofthe Student Union (OMB), various offices around campus, you The hours of Looton are management of Student Public- "involve" because the grad-photo and at WLUSU Board meetigs when gain experience working with others staggered, due to demand. During ations. This includes setting the coordinator must hire a qualified necessary. I am the Chief Executive and you have the satisfaction of WLUSU elections, you can expect a annual budget for Student photographer (extensive travel!) and ofStudent Pubs, and withthe help of knowing you helped connect the few very late evenings. The rest of Publications and presenting it to the then act as liason betwen the school my board of directors, decide the Laurier community. the year you average around 8 hours Student Union Board of Directors and the photographer. This is policy and direction of the If you want to get involved in this a week. for approval, administration of the usually done in consultationwith the corporation and deal with any service, apply to be the editor of the The job basically consists of accounts payable, ordering of president of student pubs. Other crisies that come up. I also sit i n on 1982-83 WLU Directory. ordering supplies, hiring a staff, suplies and training ofthe Assistant duties, for example, include running the formulationofthe year's budget, recording daily transactions, Business Manager. around the school (sorry! university) make arrangements with printers etc Calendar Editor making invoices, and keeping all This position is ideal for anyone putting up advertising posters (by and generally ensure that, on a day Lynn Hrab customers ordersup to date.We also interested in an accounting career Looton--"unlimited" expense to day basis, Student Pubs functions The Calendar editor collects as drink and smoke our brains out and account), bothering the ever patient smothly. The most time consuming much informationas possible about generally party in the off hours. Assistant Business Manager ladies in charge of room bookings of all the jobs I do (with my three the dates to remember for the year Andrew Collin (this is the "personal" secretary pat diectors) is inteviewing and hiring ahead, academically, athletically The are sending they told me about) and the new staff for positions main duties all in and socially. The editor is invoices customers who occassionally checking the "grad- Publications. if you can to It helps be responsible for lay out, choosing of advertised in The Cord, keeping a photo" mailbox in the student pubs around in the summer to arrange and design and arranging pictures general ledger trying to collect office. All in all, it's a pretty good things for the fall and clear up advertising with the ad manager. and bad debts during the year. This is a jobto hold, even if you don't get an business. This job is done in the summer and good position in a career in office. It's also a rewarding helps an editor who locally for lives accounting. experience (a $100.00 honourarium the summer months. goes with the job).

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Cord Editor Entertainment Editor Sports Newt Editor Advertising Manager Rodger Editor Tschanz Diane Pitts Joanne Rimmer Sanya Ralph-Bandy Shawn Leon As editor, you have to grab your I found the job as Entertainment Resourcefulness is a key word in As news editor this year I have In my four years here, I have been sleep where you can. This job often Editor to be the most exciting one being Sports Editor orany editor on had the opportunity of informing involved in many activities and held involves working late hours. Since I available in Student Publications. the Cord. Once you're in that the student populace at Laurier several positions but none have been am a full time student, the 35 The world of entertainment is so position of responsibility, you about relevant "newsy" events as rewarding as this one. The cliche hours/week the office spent in often diversified and ever-changingthat it suddenly find out how valuable which have occurred on campus in "you only get out of it what you put forces me to cancel classes. is virtually impossible to stagnate. contacts are and how quickly you addition to providing the students into it" certainly holds true here. If any of you are in interested This position allows me to can find things to fill a few extra with a medium by which they can From the first stage ofapproaching applying for this position it might be come in contact with not only inches that went unnoticed in the express their views on different a customer to the final stage of a prudent suggestion that you come famous people but also students planning stages. issues. The most recent of these ensuring payment is sometimes up to the office and see exactly what here at WLU who, for the most part, When Sports Editor, you are issues concerned the Rugby and the simple and sometimes a long and the editor must do. To sum up my I found to be conscientious and required to have as many sports Gay Club. tedious process. might to say that the duties it be best sincere. events covered as humanly possible, My job depends heavily on For the ad itself, decisions haveto editor is little more than a glorified The benefits of this job are both stories and pictures. The volunteer reporters and writers. be made on size, copy, layout and "jack-of-all-trades". in in numerous: free albums to review, sports editor works in conjunction Without these, many of the campus positioning. Thispart ofthe process First priority in this position free tickets to concerts, and plays with the Editor, the photo activities would remain uncovered is time consuming and requires demands that the editor have some etc., andyour very own mailbox that department, production and the and my section would be a lot thought and imagination. You work of the command English language. is continually full of lots of other sections, so it's not a solo shorter that it is. from nothing and end up with the (This helps in recognition of typos interesting stuff. effort. If anyone is considering the If you are interested in applying finished product. The second part of have been made). it after they It is my responsibility to get events position of sports editor, I strongly for this position i wouldappreciate the process is the follow up. Secondly I would say that the covered as fully and adequately as urge that you come up to the Cord if you come up to the office and talk Contracts have to be made upas well to criticism without ability accept possible (that's why ithelps to havea for some hints before you're to me about it soyou can learn about as a weekly summary of all ads. "blowing one's top" is very lot of writers), get photographs officially in the position. Anyway, the job, first hand. Finally you have to remind a few knows important. God that done, lay out my section in a way I'd highly recommend it to anyone companies that their account is still criticism comes in abundance with that is appealing to the unaided eve who's interestedin the field,eitherof outstanding. this job. and learn how to typeset and to co- sports or journalism. It's been a fun Production Manager The job of attaining advertising Finally a knowledge of and a operate with those around you. and very interesting year and many Liz Fox and Steve Motz for everything Student Publications technical compatibility with Entertainment however, is also valuable friendships and contacts publishes is a challenge that tests information would be an asset. To the most susceptible to criticism as have been established. yourorganizational ability and how in a Life as a Cord Production be able to do darkroom work personal opinions are an integral well you can manage your time. If crunch or to woo a stuborn Manager is just as it sounds—fun, part of writing reviews and to thrills, nice people, little managing you are interested come up and see typesetting machine to produce us at the Cord offices. sensationalize can enhance articles. and lots of production. An average tends to be invaluable. (It should be Often, these opinions are refuted by noted that much of the above week in the life of a production those who hold opposing views. mentioned knowledge can be manager begins Sunday night when One learns to deal with this learned during the summer, before a "dummy layout" of the ads, pics Handbook Editor and occasionalwords ofpraise make and copy of the paper is drafted. Stacey Trachsell publishing starts in the fall of '82d. it all seem worthwhile. I haven't intentionally tried to Monday, this dummy layout is As editorofthe student handbook scare anyone away from applying completed in further detail by the I was responsible for putting out the for this job, I merely want to lessen editors and the jobofplacing typeset paper that serves as an informative the surprise that one can encounter waxed copy on the final layout shets guide for new students. The job on the job. If the above mentioned is begun. "Pasting up" is continued involved the collection of appeals to you I would suggest that throughout Tuesday day and information concerning the various you come up to the office on the Photo Manager evening and finally completed functions, activities and gfacilities at second floor of the S.U.B. and talk Larry Deverett Wednesday morning before 12:00 school, as well as information on the to me about it. I'm Larry Deverett, this past with much rushing around and a K—W area to help the students in sigh of relief. Although job their new environment. year's Photo Manager. My job this a that year involved getting pictures one has to carry out without fail taken for everything and anything every week, being production manager of The Cord has that went around the campus. several some benefits—it provides the opportunity Residence With the help of great Yearbook Editor and the to meet people you might not Tina Deck photographers photo and Mike Deimling technician we succeeded in putting otherwise, its production makes homework look alluring and best of Would you like to be Residence out a Cord every week, a handbook, it eliminates Yearbook Editor? Warning: Think calendar and directory as well as all the need to plan you twice! numerous election and personal Mondays, Tuesdays, and The position involves the layout pictures. The job is really a lot of Wednesdays. You know where you'll and planning of the book itselfand everything — pictures, deadlines, be! all the administrative jobs that go good times it's a real experience. along with it such as ordering, — financial management, orgainzing floor picture taking and contests, and co-ordinating your staff. This is the main reason we decided Circulation and Filing Manager to take it on as a two person GailMisra operation. It wasn't always a 50-50 This is a perfect job for someone Copy Editor split but it helped having one person who would like to be involved with Jerry Zeidenberg mainly responsible for each area. the Cord operation but feels they The duties of the copy editor for Like any job it requires time have no idea where to begin. It the Cord include reading the entire management, work, flexibility and entails selectively reading the paper as it is typeset, and correcting patience. Believe me, the latter are newspapers from other Universities any spelling or grammatical errors the hardest attributes to maintain and colleges across Canada. If there are any that are spotted. when you are working within the Photo Technician Assistant Production Manager articles or comic strips that This offers enormous deadlines of the may be of interest to the editor or position printing company! MikeKuntz Diane Campeau benefits, such as the opportunity to It's a very special feeling of relief, Cord staff, theyare cut out andfiled. position in working on be the first to read the finest pride and extreme joy when you The not-so-glamourous If you're interested The Circulationpart ofthis position involves simply like to do newspaper produced in North send in the FINAL COPY. You of photo-technician the paper, but you'd requires the mailing ofcopies of the for each weekly write, America today. As Cord copy know then that your attempt to developing pictures something other than maybe Cord Weekly to other Universities, This means Basically my editor, you will get to the scour the capture and save a piece ofthat year issue of the Cord. production is for you. Colleges and interested people who and evenings in paper many times before it is is finished hopefully you Monday afternoons job invovlves helping the may request it. Besides the fact that of the Photo Dept. released on Thursdays and carried accomplish that— purpose for the the "dark room" Production Managers lay out this position is not too time- Other duties include personal orders and by truck, train and plane to the students who will receive the book in articles and pictures sometimes consuming, it also gives one the and laying out ads. countless millions who await it with April. such as candidate pictures putting together and opportunity to view at close hand fit an zeal each week. 500...if you would like to be a sports pictures . It can be frustrating to try and the operation of the Cord and may good chance to develop four inch So, if you have memorized the Yearbook Editor—Think twice... It offers a eight inch article into a simplify the choice of another any creative or and dictionary (Concise Oxford, please), Then Grab it! (no pun intended) space, but usually the job is fun, position next time. black and white artistic, there's lotsofroom and have a passion for journalism, We promise you a rewarding, artistic abilities in if you're photography. creativity. apply for this job. satisfying, learning experience. for 6 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4, 1982 Leadership from page 1 take himself too seriously. Summer Jobs Thomas's golden tones, their have wit and premier of the province" as As many of the students anecdotes prevent on their personal the Campus Clubs next leader. future summer employment audience from falling asleep. theNew Democrats as minds, centre officials Dismissing employment Thomas has been labelled as a vague SKI CLUB It is the intention of irrelevant, Breithaupt told Liberals are on Thursday, February - campus, visionary and dismissed out of the SKI CLUB to run as many day NEWS they have two years to rebuild 4, offer employment tips. hand OFFCAM that to by most Liberals. It is true that trips as possible to Blue Mountain. reorganize themselves into a Karen McCarger and Anne his and speech lacked in specifics. However, to justify sending a group, OFFCAM is holding an can challenge of the Canada Some party which seriously Stuart, Supervisors politicians have constantly used at least 25 skiers must sign up. OFFCAM Night at Wilfs this government. He pointed Employment Centre for Students, this the Davis technique to their advantage. Already, one trip has been cancelled coming Monday, Feb. Bth/82 forall to his 15 years experience in the will be available to talk to students Witness Premier Davis's mostrecent due to lack of interest. If you, or a off-campus AND on campus working previous in Concourse from 11:30 a.m. legislature under the triumph. group, wish to partake, be sure to students. Take this opportunity to leaders Robt. Nixon and Stuart until 1:00 p.m. Jim Breithaupt, who sign up in the Concourse onTuesday dance, drink and mingle with other Smith as making himself the obvious Discussions be held on will will probably come out of this affair as as the fate ofthe trip will be decided WLU people. The evening starts at Breithaupt claims that looking for a summer job and will a choice. bridesmaid, sounded quite good on this day. 8:30 pm, admission is $1.00 for despite the Davis government's register students requesting summer at Laurier. Not that doingso EXTRA NOTE: Anyone whohas members and $1.50 for non- 8.1.L.D. program, the There also be was very vaunted employment. will difficult. not yet paid the full amount of the members at the door. Music will be Ontario economy has slumped into concerning federal and information Preaching to Jay Peak Reading Week Ski Trip provided by SAM BOARD. So a phase. He stated summer jobs. converted, post-industrial provincial committed delegated is must do so immediately. Phone 884- come on out for a goodtimeand GO the role should The Centre is on the one thing. that government's Employment Convincing a -4189 to make arrangements. CRAZY!!!!! "to create more jobs raking corner of and Streets in majority of Ontario not be Duke Queen Liberals (or to encourage and •downtown Office hours Ontario voters) is "leaves", butrather Kitchener. another mater. The are p.m. to 4:30 p.m. Mondays 'Welcome back successful businesses in 1:00 Breithaupt' sign Ontario. to Thursdays, and 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 Premier affixed to Business Corner p.m. Fridays. the wall in the Peters building was by G. A. Renko quite presumptuous. Hard to take from pg. 3 serious, in fact. to a new account thatif and accuse Non-Candidates If you're expecting this to be an presentation president him? Truthfully speaking, is successful, could double your C) Challenge anyone in the Thomas's offer of a new vision for' it difficult extract from the Globe and Mail, Ontario is met with and to be serious about a contest of any is company's sales. However, during room to do better? hisses read no further. This column go back to kind when the prevailing your presentation, the hot catcalls. "Let Uncle Ben Toronto Sun material. It's called selling hot dogs". At least he atmosphere indicates that the Business Corner only because enchillada casserolle and tuna fish There you go. Well, anyone with it's provides levity and doesn't winner isn't even in the room. about managing. Not just sandwich you had for lunch clash, an ounce ofbusiness sense obviously some managing per se, but managing causing severe pressure. Your picked (C), due to the competitive yourself in differnt situations, sphincter loses control and as a nature of business. Half points for Classified Unclassified Classified embarrasing ones no less. Each result, you break wind in such a choosing (B), if, and only if, you week, 1 hope to present you with a convincing fashion, that two water wanted to cover your own ass. Dear Laurie L. Dear Bl Little House, different embarrasing situation, and tumblers break and a secretary Anyone picking (A) obviously has a Have a super 22nd birthday on Thanks for the party. The hot provide three alternatives. Choose faints. similar problem fairly regularly, and February Bth. Only one more bottle chocolate and ski display were great. quickly. Time is afactor. Thousands Do you: should go to Health Services. of champagne to go and lots of diet We'd stay at your chalet anytime! of lives may be at stake. A) Offer to come back next Tune in next week for another birthday cake. Love, This week's situation: week when the smell clears? embarrasing situation. Love, Roomee(LM) C3Honeybees a sales B) Point to the company You're making To the Rowdies Coaches P.S. Happy Birthday Mono Thanks for the 'Schanappy' Have a Happy Birthday on coaching job. We had one helluva February 2nd Bear! Drinks lots for Siklos Takes Drastic Measures to Combat Student Boredom good time. me. by Belinda Nash creature in a largeopeningbehind the Siklos dismissed the class, seeing Thanks again, Best Wishes, LM Mr. Rouse, Doctor Pierre Siklos, tired of room divider. Feeling that his goal the latter course of action was of no Love the Rowdies lecturing to inattentive economics had been accomplished, Siklos use. The bat, tired ofits long flight, P.S. We'll get 'em next year! You foolishly chose to ignore our message...The Pup has students, decided to take drastic continued with his lecture. The joke had to land and rest. Seeing that the last paid for Dear Scott, your mistake. We are done fooling measures to make his lectures more was on the professor when the clever moment was opportune, some Thanks for being the best agent lively. bat crawled out of a crevice and again ingenius person pounced on top of it around...Maybe you should take anyone could ask for. You'll never and your At approximately 3:25 PM proceeded to entertain the class. and trapped it under a waste basket. it. some time ponder rash know how much I appreciate behavior...Meanwhile, the Pup will Monday afternoon, a frightened bat Male students nervously laughing The fate of the bat is currently Love Melanie circled above equally terrified both at the squealing girls and the unknown. One thing is for sure continue to suffer...You should have students in room PIO2S. professor (who by now,sought shelter however, if ever there was an listen! The logical and quick-thinking under a table) bravely waved theireco entertaining and diversified lecture, Signed, Ones professor temporarily solved the books at the flying mammal in hopes Prof Siklos' Monday afternoon class Continued Beiow in Letters The Unloved problem by trapping the flying of coaxing him out the door. was it! Letters is gay a world that To the Editor, problem being in To the Editor, To the Editor: unthinkingly despises anyone who implications from such a move. This is to answer Jim We, the Seminary Student body, As a student at the University of is. It's not easy when you're hated Paul Barton McCullough's letter last week wish to respond to the recent Waterloo, am 4th Year Psychology and alone. I quite perturbed to H. against having a Gay Club on decision of the WLUSU Board to Waterloo It'sbecause ofthis awful isolation note therefusal by WLUSU ofa gay University of campus. not grant club status to the gay campus club. Although the issues Dear Sir, Dear Jim, most gays grow upin that we want to community of Wilfrid Laurier. It start a club at Laurier. You can not raised by the club's opponents may Let Poland be Poland. Through You say we only want a Gay Club greatly concerns us that "the need to be valid concerns, (this is this show the United States has for the publicity. Obviously you realize how wonderfulit is to simply maintain the Lutheran tradition" talk about the weather with questionable), they are presented by again proclaimed herself to be the have never been gay. has been used as a rationale for this a minority who is apparently someone who is gay when you vocal champion of the free world; the We didn't"choose"to be gay. We board decision. The "Lutheran lacking in background thought you were the only one in the information guardian of democracy. It intrigues never decided that our strongest tradition," in fact, as stated in the hyperbole. world. How incredible it is to dance and abound in The me as to why shows entitled "Let emotional and physical need would Lutheran Church of America's attempt to compare any on-campus with another guy for the first time— Afghanistan be Afghanistan,", "Let be for other men/women. It was just Social Statement on Human group which would offer support for Cambodia be Cambodia" or just there—like need (emotional and how right it is! Thereliefofnot is, "Persons who your Sexuality engagein gay students and provide "Let People be People" are not and to eventually settle having to hide anymore is physical) behavior are sinners only as are all information and insight for the created and supported by the a woman was there" overwhelming. with "just at other persons - alienated from God entire university community to a United States. adolescence. For when you are gay you don't Why does President and neighbor. However, they are "Laurier swinger's club," S&M say the United States But for it get the easy social mixing friends Reagan you was acceptable—of often the special and undeserving club, sodomy club, or "menwho like supports the right of people to be course guys date girls, get married— who are similar. What you,Jim, do of victims prejudice and women with large breasts" club free? Are Afghans not people too? Is that's what life is all about. Your whenever you go to a pub ora dance discrimination in law, law obviously displays ignorance the United the parents are married, your or a toboggan party with mixed States interested in friends enforcement, cultural mores, and towards the gay lifestyle, specifically freedom of people or By live together, dating game is friends, the isolated gay person Poles? and the congregational life. In relation to centering on the sexual aspects while saying he supports the right of the biggest thing in high school. never gets to do. Just imagine what area concern, the sexual this of totally disregarding social, people to be free and then limiting But what if you don't fit this that's like. behavior offreely consenting So we want to a place where adults emotional, and societal considerat- his support to Poland, the United standard mold? What if guys are create in private is not an appropriate gay can ions. Also, while it may be true that States is clearly adopting a double more attractive than girls? Whatdo someone who is "come subject for legislation or police out", relax, socialize and the Ski Club is for those interested in standard. you do? Guys who like guys are make action. to see It place It is essential such skiing, I hardly think the History It is understandable that the considered filthy and immoral—a friends. is a where you know persons as entitled to everyone else is different It's understanding Club is for those interested in United States wants stability in dirty joke. too. a and justice in place to church and making history. Poland particularly But it's no joketo you. It becomes lose the fears and would seem and in Western inhibitions community." It thatthe Gay students at Laurier have the Europe. What is a deep dark secret you desperately ths.t have built up WLUSU Board's not understandable through the years. decision right, as do gay students at U ofW, is the hypocracy it adopts. The have to hide. You date girls, contributes directly to this not It is to meet to discuss their concerns, to the pretending you like it, to prove Sex is involved. support discrimination, United States supports freedom and that are needed, discrimination offer and receive peer support, and of the Poles under the that you're "normal." You're careful to friendship not clearly contrary to the principle lust. we are too diverse to "Lutheran to be as they are, not as society may she all play football andavoid taking art at Besides, tradition." supports the freedom of want mass physical intimacy. The want them to be. This mayappear to people military school. You can't talk to anyone Therefore we support the repressed by is group's be "confrontation"—confrontation regimes. It is a see noble about it. Your parents would kick club simply for socializing and right to meet and be granted club shame to support. is sometimes necessary to get the being exposed you out of the house and your status. premise principles to double You see,we know what it'slike out The informing point across. standards. friends would dump you if they behind our stance is an there when you're gay. We know the Some may be threatened by the Lee Orn Joseph knew. understanding that thenature ofthe Hean pain and suffering that goes on that idea of a gay club at Laurier; others Inside things get blown all out of club is to be a support group. doesn't have to, and we want to do We will realize, as have the proportion. All the guilt, fear and student i something about choose not to pass a moral unions of the of repression swirl viciously around. it. judgement majority Ontario's CLASSIFIED/UNCLASSIFIED i For you a Gay Club condoning or condemn- universities, that is a You're depressed and moody. means ing the activities of this further step nothing. To othersitcan actually be the group and in the grantingof "Attention keeners and Peanuts! School work suffers. You alternate thereby basic humanrights the difference between living and presuming to make a to all members of society. Don't stay Thurs. nites because between massive highs and lows. If on an issue Rather in killing yourself. No joke. No decision that is still than rejecting the Jim McCullough and his travelling it builds up enough, you commit unresolved the idea, Laurier exaggeration. Fact. within balance ofthe should endorse the SPORTHUMP team are on the suicide. Don't kid yourself. It's Christian Church. formation ofthe So we're doing it for the publicity, cluband the work of the loose. Get out and drink beers!" done. Lutheran Seminary organizers. huh? Think again. Waterloo There can only be positive Gonch The problem is notbeing gay. The RJ Student Body The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4, 1982 7 ENTERTAINMENT Rent-A- Record - Nifty Idea Obviously, the Canadian then no copyright rule was violated. by Diane Pitts recording industry is upset with the Furthermore, Nancoff feels that it emergence of this type of store. The would be illegal for record David a former Nancoff, graduate consumer is no doubt taping the companies to refuse to send him any of WLU, returned hereawhile ago to albums they have rented, hence, records. He thinksthat what is really give a talk on the problems of depriving the industry of sales and bothering the record industry "is operating a small business. And, it the artist of royalty payments. that they're afraid to take me to seems thatNancoffknows what he is Nancoff, however, defends himself court in case they'll lose." talking about as he will soon have by saying that his rental store (of problems of his own. which a franchise can be bought for a mere $27,500 and 3 have already Although Nancoff graduated been gobbled up in Hamilton, from WLU in political science, he Nancoff came up late last year Brantford, and Kitchener) took business courses which he feels what he "the most voluntarily send royalties from the helped him achieve success in not with calls, only innovative and exciting concept of album rentals to the various this retail business but several marketing records to ever lead the others that he owns some of which music industry." It is the ingenious are: clothing stores, gift shops and shops. yet almost sickeningly simple idea of organizations that collect them, lingerie renting out records. He has started a while several libraries lend out price record rental store called Rena's records for free and the composers Since the of albums has Rent-A-Record in Toronto. The receive no royalties. He stresses that skyrocketed so greatly in the last few store will lend you anything from his system encourages the market years, Nancoff feels that the "normal record store soon be pop, rock and rhythm and blues spend at least$2.50 peralbum which will some might normally tape for free. obsolete because people tape on blank cassettes." It seems then, that It is not known if Nancoff is able to continue in the albums for 36 hours at $2.50 per exactly what steps record controversial affair, his rent-a- album ($lO.OO forfive) withan $8.00 companies can take against him. The record will become as popular as deposit for each or$4.00 per double only court decision that is applicable right now deals with album with a $14.00 deposit. The libraries, both of which, Nancoff borrower must also sign a contract feels are a consumer service. promising to bring it back on time video cassettes and theruling that if Rena't Rent-A-Record and in good condition, otherwise the the taping was for personal use only record is yours. Cabaret-Poor Debut by Ellen Sargeant changes (twenty all together) The musical Cabaret, madeits were noisy and timely, giving debut in the Theatre of the Arts the play a choppy, unco- The Coffee House-It Still Lives at the University of Waterloo ordinated effect. Although the last week and proved to be a changes in scenery were somewhat disillusioning necessary, some additional by Fred Ludolph experience. imagination, creativity and Where were you in '62? You may Until several years ago, this Coffee common in the past. But this year, For those who are unfamilar thought were desperately have been bopping to rock and roll House was known as The Agora Tea Laurier Christian Fellowship has with the Broadway version of needed. Sometimes the acting or you may have been listening to House, deriving its name from the established a weekly Friday night the musical, Cabaret is the story did not flow smoothly. The protest music in a Coffee House. It Greek word, agora meaning effort in the lower lounge of the of a young night club performer music, played by an orchestra has often been said thatrock and roll market place. Finding appropriate- Seminary building. who falls in love with a poor back stage, was, I felt, also poor, will never die and while Coffee Greek names for projects is a American novelist in Berlin sometimes off cue, sometimes Houses have never gained as much popular past-time ofmany Christian during the rise of the Nazi party. too fast, and usually without publicity, they haven't died either. groups. Night club entertainment is rhythm. The singing, for the In the mid sixties, downtown Laurier Cafe has had three brilliantly interwoven with most part was As the play Kitchener had its own version ofthe successful evenings since the awful. Today, The Earthen Mug, located romantic and political themes was a musical, the less Coffee House. Run by local beginning of January, the latest than in the Campus Centre ofU OF W is featuring throughout the musical. The adequate music and singing students, it was known as Joe Probst and Tom a Coffee House with a flavour to Doherty morbid ending of the story is were somewhat debilitating. A Phantasmagoria. It was initially of WLU. Joe and Tom match its name; it's earthy. Health moving and provides one with notable to last supported by Kitchener City crowd pleasers, who sang a rich exception this food snacks, plenty of Herbal teas, great reflective material. The comment was the title song Council as part of the downtwon mixture of contemporary Christian hiking boots, oldcords or hopsacks, rock lead roles were played by Becky "Cabaret" sung by Becky mall, however, it quickly developed and folk as well as some tied back hair and a fire place, give originals Jenkins, the young night club Jenkins. Overall, the per- a deficit and ran afoul of local by Joe. February 5 will performer, Paul Carpino, the merchants who protested loud The Earthen Mug its cozy, simple feature a Laurier talent night and formance, in my opinion, was a atmosphere. Music is usually American novelist. Other a music and "long hair." Two other there's always a spare guitar around terrible rendition of wonderful by vocalist with guitars. performers included Raymond musical. The audience was left notable efforts Kitchener were provided for anyone who is in good voice. in in Bruce Simanavicus as the master of The Fat Angle and The BurningBush, Lots of Cockburn, tears for all the wrong reasons. smatterings of John Denver and both ofwhich were operated by local Angela Moore as plenty of contemporary Christian ceremonies, to my received little publicity, butoutlasted Houses Schneider and Russ Note: It was brought rock are Why do Coffee retuse to Fraulein the Coffee Houses. Waterloo Christian and folk the usual fair. decidedly Schultz. attention on Monday that Being the earthy lifestyle die? The atmosphere is Galios as Herr of popular passtime ofmany Christian fond of other two performances myself, I thoroughly enjoyed both laid back, there's plenty of timeto were The and usually, Cabaret excellent. the music and the atmosphere. talk, the music is good Sound like an interesting singers were on key, the timing not loud and for Christian groups, story? Well, the performance was improved and errors were it's an opportunity to be friendly was terrible. The numerous set few. The University of Waterloo and WLU has its own weekly Cottee with your message without being WLU have both been homes of House this year. Occasionally, obnoxious. So whether you're being Coffee Houses. Waterloo Christian successful evenings since the sixties nostaglic or just looking for a Ski Blue Mountain Fellowship and the U of W branch Language faculties, Laurier laid back evening, Friday nights at of Intervarsity Christian Fellowship Christian Fellowship and Waterloo Laurier Cafe (8:00 - 11:00 pm) is a The Ryerson Centre is a non are urged to make arrangements as currently sponsor The Earthen Mug. Lutheran Seminary have been good bet. profit corporation set up by the soon as possible. Weekdays are students, staff, faculty andalumni of much easier to reserve. Ryerson Polytechnical Institute to Blue Mountain Lodge is located provide non academic services and directly on the ski slopes and offers The Harder They Come facilities to our membership. accommodations for up to 80 people by Allen Skuce Our major off campus in dorms, double and single rooms In his first attempt to free himself workers shouldn't receive a greater recreational facility is the Blue as well as three self contained from poverty, he sings in a reggae "You can get it if you really want; Lodge located right on n chalets. Our rates can be as low as "You can get it ifyou really want; band and eventually records a they are taking the greatest risks. the Blue Mountain ski slopes near $20.00 per night per person and you'll succeed at last." This line single. When the producer offers This type ofthinking annoys the top Collingwood, Ontario. include a hearty breakfast and from the theme song of the movie him a mere $20 for the song, he man in the organization who Over the past few years an dinner. The Harder They Come reflects the decides to look elsewhere for a responds by contacting the local increasing number of High Schools We are confident that our spirit with which the protagonist buyer. He soon finds, however, that police. At this point in the movie, it and Colleges have used ourfacilities facilities are ideally suited to groups attempts to realize his ambitions of the producer controls the entire becomes clear that the people can be at Blue Mountain. As a result, we of young people and our rates are fortune and fame. From his music industry divided into two groups: 1) those have decided to make our facilities the lowest on the mountain. perspective, the audience is exposed In frustration, he becomes who are exploited and 2) those who available to all educational To obtain more information on to the poverty, exploitation and involved in marijuana production are members of a tightly-knit organizations at special reduced our group rates and facilities, please oppression that exists inmany third- and exportationto makesome "big" organization who support each rates. contact the manager of Blue world countries today. The film was money. While he does make a other in the continuing oppression Unfortunately, weekends during Mountain Lodge at 705-445-0657 or shot in the poor sections of Jamaica relatively greater amount of money of the poor. the ski season are usually booked by write R.R. 3, Collingwood,Ontario, where the "housing" conditions are (a total of$15per week), he begins to early November sointerested parties L9Y 3Z2. apalling. wonder out loud why he and his co- 8 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4, 1982 Making Love Book Ends Book Review The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving (E.P. Dutton Books)

by D.R. Hiller I'm beginning to wonder if anyone actually reads this section. Mind you, there's nothing wrong with the location. Once the readers are finished with such journalistic heavyweights as the classified ads and "Question of the Week," (Question of the Weak?) they at least have to pass by in the frantic dash for the Sport's section. Maybe it's the New In Paperback logo: Bookends. I wonder what it I changed 1) Answer as a Man by Taylor response I would get it Caldwell ($3.95) to BIZARRE SEX TALES??? 2) Free Fall In Crimson, by JohnD. Which, in a (extremely) MacDonald ($2.95) roundabout way, brings us to John 3) Ingrid Bergman, My Store, by Irving's latest book The Hotel New Ingrid Bergman and Alan Hampshire. (Actually, the book has Burgess ($4.95) been out for afew months now but I only retreived it from my library at "The Berserko Lounge" last week. The library, being on the second is yet another story...) Free Fall In Crimson floor, The by John MacDonald book's narrator is John Berry, the family by D.R. Hiller middle son in a of five Free Fall in Crimsonis the 19th children. He describes the Berry family growing up in three different and Kate Jackson star in Making Love. book in MacDonald's Travis Michael Ontkean McGee series. McGee isn't a hotels on two separate continents. private investigator, he's just In the hands oflesser writers, the someone who does enough odd book might have been a long boring jobs to stay independant on his saga. But Irving deftly juggles sex, Making Love boat, "The Busted Flush". The death, suicide, rape, writing, book begins withMcGee'sfriend homosexuality and terrorism (to list A Film of Today and financial consultant, Meyer, a few) so skillfully that it seems suggesting some work for him. natural he should be telling us about So McGee agrees to track down guides the fascinated child in all of the killers who bru tally us through a story, that like Michael Ontkean, Kate Jackson murdered an ailing millionaire. cherished memories, are over too arid Harry Hamlin star in 20th From this point McGee searches soon after they have begun. Century-Fox's Making Love, an for a concept of justice that Critics of the book are quick to IndieProd Company Production of gambles for high stakes; his life. point out that Irving uses various an Arthur Hiller Film. locations, themes and character types found in his last book The Writers since Hammett and World According to Garp (ie. Chandler have been churning Venice, jogging, rape, athletic garbage dumps of material coaches and . out football players). Well, Directed by Arthur Hiller and trying to imitate the masters. as Stephen King points out, produced by Allen Adlerand Daniel For average writers, there are everyone's mind filters out different Melnick. Making Love is the bold very few ways to rewrite the information. So it is only natural and compassionate love story of a "tough guy solving a mystery" that this book shold be relative to young couple who after eight years story. But John D. MacDonaldis Irving's previous books. (The of marriage mustcome to with terms not an average writer. McGee is underlying concept of the the husband's attraction to another a Bret Maverick type (or vice- man. "undertoad" in Garp is now versa) who is good at what he figuratively and literally "Sorrow does, hates responsibility and is floats.") Irving could have taken the getting old enough to start easy way out by having a male In the screenplay by Barry feeling the passage of time. But "Garp-like" character dominating Sandler, based on a story by A. Scott what keepsMcGee vivid and the this book. But in The Hotel New Berg, Michael Ontkean plays Zack book out of the junk pile is Hampshire it is John Berry's sister, Elliot, a caring a dedicated doctor MacDonald's imagination. The Franny, who becomes the focus of who finally summons the will to defy book is great stuff. The mystery attention. And the concept of the his conventional upbringing and leads McGee from an oversexed family unit being a main structure in acknowledge the truth of his sexual Hollywood actress to several life is expanded. What emerges from identity -- to himselfand to his wife. murders involving bikers, Berry's recollections of dreams, porno-movie makers, balloon- .otels and bears is a frantic, ists and thefreefall mentionedin hilarious and touching vision oflife. the book's title. I realise that So if you don't have the time or Kate Jackson portrays Zack's 'spare time" at Laurier is as the bucks to wife, Claire, a highly respected buy the hardcover valuable as thelast beer at anall- edition of New Hampshire. network television executive who The Hotel nite party but Free Fall in keep it mind this summer between finds that she is enough to let in Making Love a sensitive portrayal of homosexuality strong Crimson is worth rearranging binges the go of her past and make a new when paperback will be some time for. out. beginning.

An Evening of Solid Gold Harry Hamlin plays Bart, a gay novelist whose involvement with Zack dramatically changes the lives Arts And Crafts Festival of all three. by R. Turtle

During the Third World Festival the show which were also very Also starring in Making Love are here, I visited the craft exhibit in interesting. This exhibit continues Academy Award winner Wendy Alumni Hall. There were articles until the fourth ofFebruary and it is Hiller as a friend and neighbor of there from India, Indonesia, certainly worth the short walk over Zack and Claire's, once a grand Thailand aad Kenya ranging from to Alumni Hall. I MaryLou I dame ofthe theatre who stillretains wood carvings to bowls and vases to Travel'in Man H the drama of her vivid past; hand knit sweaters and Town H and hand made Lonesome MHt rugs. Selfhelp Poor Little Fool ■ Arthur Hill as Zack's uncompromis- crafts is a program set These artifacts are produced by It's Late -"am ■ ing father. up by the Mennonite Central Be-Bop-Baby small groups of people, often -■■ I Garden Party r"""'Hf,immrmimt THiinaj Committee to help people from working from homes and are ThursdayFebruary2s p.m. their Believe What You Say 8.00 ■ underdeveloped countries make a You to ■ I'mWalkin $9.50 $11.00 $12.50 very good quality. may wish living through the sale of their visit and possibly take a few dollars Director Arthur Hiller achieved traditional crafts. as you may find something which his greatest popular success with appeals toyou. Since theseitems are Love Story in 1970. Now, with all hand made, no twoare alike, and MakingLove, he brings to the screen Most of the items on display were if you want to buy something a love story which reflects the for sale at very reasonable prices. unique, there is probably no better changing attitudes of the '80s. There were also articles loaned to place to do so. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4, 1982 9 Pitt Stop by Diane Pitts-Entertainment Editor to be.. February 4 Music At Noon presents the Leupold Series of J.S. Bach. Organ Cheap Thrills recital XI by Barry Cabena. Keffer Chapel For many 6. Pull of us February the fire alarm in the February 3,4,and 5 represents more than just Central Teaching Building. Centre in the Square presents the innumerable essays and ballet Ma Fille Mai Gardee at 8:00 assignments, frigid tempera- pm. Tickets are $10.00, $12.00 and $14.00. tures and inevitable 7. Watch people stagger out depression. also of the Turret on a Friday It signifies February 4 the night. lessening of bank A public debate on "nuclear accounts and pocket books 8. Whip snowballs at passers- weapons and survival beyond the and our hopes about a by. year 2000" will be held at 8:00 pm in February trip soon diminish. the Residence Hall Lounge, Conrad Grebel College. Well, there is hope yet and 9. Start a food fight in the cafeteria. for those of you who are February 5 trying desperately to scrimp 10.Go bowling, (the only A breathalyzer will be available and save yet don't want to stipulation for use of patrons at Wilfs from here is that you 12:00-2:00 pm stagnate because you can't have a mate, two kids and a afford to go anywhere or do station wagon and that you February 6 anything, I have composed a bowl every Friday night). The archeology club will hold its list of things to $3.00 annual at do for 11.Go cross country skiing, semi-formal 8:00 pm in Alumni are $3.50 or under. cost Hall. Tickets for estimated of a wine skin, members, $4.50 for non members $3.00. andare I.Go available at the door or at44 public skating, 12.Test drive a new car for Bricker Street. estimated price $1.00. 1982. 13.Play a FEW games of February 8 2.Play backgammon, cards, pinball, (if that's possible). W.O. Mitchell Dave Coon from the Ecology chess or checkers. House in Toronto will be speaking Note: 14.Watch soap operas, (and on these games can be Energy Conservation in the stolen or you think you've got Mitchell's Home at 7:30 pm at the Kitchener borrowed from those more problems). Latest Book Library. fortunate than yourself. 15.Make prank telephone A Recreation of Childhood calls, just make sure they're February 9 3. Read a book. Better yet Larry Soloman talks about his not lone distance. How I Spent Holidays book at pm in read a Harlequin romance as by Wes Frost My Summer Energy Shock 2:30 16.Take your parents' camera makes for good reading. It also Environment Studies I room 221 at they are FREE inside every explores the puberty, and take (just world of for UOFW. box of Flowerdale tea. pictures, don't Hugh is very much aware of his own Gays of WLU will be holding a W.O. Mitchell's newest novel, have them developed because sexuality and he makes an effort to :offeehouse at 8:00 pm. Call the How I Spend My Summer Holidays, that costs over $3.00). grasp and understand it as he GLOW line (884-4569) for more those was the rage of the year for people 4. For of you in relates to theadult world.Thebook information. who love enjoy residence, raid the floor 17.G0 to a Laurier football and the unique style is filled with dramatic emphasis on of Canadian authors. above you with peanut butter, game and cheer for the other February 10-13 vaseline and black shoe team. The U of W Drama Department hero worship, life, death, polish. Estimated cost, 50c Although the book deals with love and presents a double bill ofcomedy and 18.Write for the Cord. the pain of deceit which results from per person or expulsion from serious topics, the typical style of drama. Tremblay's Women and the the loss ofinnocence and the journey Real Inspector Hound will be residence. (Believe me, I NOTE: In my editorial last week, Canadians which is often by those no out of childhood. performed in the Theatre ofthe Arts I commented on the fact that the condemned doubt close speak from experience). to illiteracy, it is no at 8:00 pm. Tickets are $3.00 for bookstore would not buy my setback to what back probably general admission, $2.00 for Shakespeare book. However, I was will rival Mitchell's first Once you have read this book, novel Who Has Seen you never forget students and seniors. For more later told that they have no sayin the the Wind will it. Perhaps you published in Many will information, please call 885-4280. 5 At the library go to books that are to be bought back. 1947. have said evendiscover a touch ofyourself this new novel is the the book return counter and Rather, this decision is the hands reward of in one of the well developed in "second J that Mitchell's wind". Whatever characters watch people paying their ofthe various departments offer the overdue book fines. that particular course. I apologize. source, thereward belongs to the reader. Nipissing The story begins with a dense University Whose Life Is It Anyway atmosphere somewhat elusive and lost, as the reader is introduced to a College man who is revisiting his boyhood by M. Taylor town on the prairie. He relives When you have completed your undergraduate degree, This is a film about a man's lump of maliable material rather throughout the book, various the Faculty.of Education of Nipissing University College typical boyhood moving decision to commit passive suicide, than a thinking, feeding human moments, you a one-year insights, and violent tragedies which offers program leading to a Bachelor by refusing medical treatment. being. His smug, "well-meaning" of Education degree and an Ontario Teacher's Certifi- a a doctors tell him he doesn't really have shaped his life and will remain There is always danger in film of with cate. Through this program you this type it descending know what he's doing. Refusing him forever. of to the select a double concentration crassest kind of cheap, maudlin valium at one point in the film, his pathos. Yet, this film doesn't. physician merely ignores his orders In the summer of 1924,the 12 year in either the primary-junior grades f Remarkably, it is a telling and even and jabs him. After all, the modern old Hugh and his friends enjoy the or the junior-intermediate grades. f\ "fe=Tt —-^Lf—^gj a refreshing novel comment on the hospital is not concerned with small town life on the prairie. As modern human condition. keeping you comfortable when they typical of boys of that age, they go Our beautiful 720 acre campus order you to bed. Rather, their first out of their was to indulge in any is a natural outdoor recreation H (j- ISBS3AU concern is that the staff not be mischief that comes to mind. The centre with nature trails, a small V "~* bothered by irksome patients outcome is a humourous episode lake, ski trails and townhouse f enquiring about their treatment. involving dynamite and a large residences. Spend your next year at The result is a terminally ill patient resulting crater in the Musgrave's Nipissing University College. You'll kept in a drooling state of backyard, which was to have been enjoy learning and living in Northern Ontario. mindlessness. their cave. Afterwards, Hugh and a Dreyfuss plays his part well. friend dig another secret cave out in Richard Dreyfuss plays a man at Indeed, one has to admire him the prairie which becomes occupied ! Bachelor of Education : Self- for his arms and legs by a dangerous the pinnacle of artistic success. merely keeping escaped prisoner I For more informalion fill oui Bachelor of Education content, is a perfectly still during the entire from the mental hospital, situated satisfied, his character (his coupon and mail it lo: Optional Courses i on not out town. man of talent verging genius. He performance. John Cassavetes is far of They inform The Registrar's Office Education of Native an auto as the doctor to a I i is a sculptor. Involved in superb determined King Motherwell, down and out ■ Nipissing University College Canadians a keep his patient alive. war hero, discovery I accident, he is suddenly rendered former of their [ P.O. Box 5002 French as a A film about death, this film and become engaged in quadriplegic. Almost entirely a summer I Gormanville Road Second Language to do succeeds becoming long battle against theirparents, the crippled, he is suddenly unable nevertheless in j North Bay, Ontario, PIB BL7 Music he once drew his funny at times; This is a thinking RCMP, and in general, the world. i that from which , (705) 474-3450 Special Education 'l decides he person's film replete with morally But when tragedy srikes in theform entire life context-he I Religious Education i to ambiguous choices to be made. But of a macabre sex murder, Hugh is wants be left to die. NAME This film is an examination of contrary to popular cant, nothing suddenly thrust into thefrightening J J more than simply an individual about life or death is very cut-and- world ofreality and adulthood. J ADDRESS ■ death-wish. Rather, it examines the dned. If it were, life would consist rage ofthe individual pitted against merely of the banal, the hackneyed, With a superb plot, wonderfully the modern paternalistic system and the glib. It doesn't and neither vivid descriptions which recreate the i UNIVERSITY which treats a man as if he were a does this film. atmosphere of lazy summer days, ' 10 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, February 4,1982 Sound Affects

to needing more than quite some time but is still the Charcoal re- Slate's new album is a winner in boils down gaining Queen", popularity in establish the groups' reputation terms of quality reggae music. just two lead guitars and a gravel Canada and the US. singer to have a good There are so many bands as the States' prime rock/boogie Elroy Bailey (bass guitar) states: voiced these days have to have well playing style of music band. The result could be "It must be right to open the eyes album. You this that it is are only so difficult for as J. Geils meets ZZ of the public to what we have to written music. There often one to attain any described ways one can rewrite great success. Top. On the album's back cover say in our music. The truth will many Commercial However, drinking, times for is advice; "This record always shine, and although I "hard hard if this band continues to produce this good at loud don't want to see anyone hurt or Dixie" music. The bands music of this quality, they shold should be played is Doc volume." Finally there* is a done harm, sometimes the truth find a way and then there have little trouble doing so. record that believes in truth in has to shine bitter. This isn't a Holliday. If you enjoy this type ofmusicand race riot, it's people fighting to Don't get me wrong, there is are willing to try listening to a new some fine guitar work oh the band, may be Black Slate-Sirens In The City be recognized." With the help of Butler what you are Keith Drummond on lead guitar album and these guys do mean interested in. well. It is just thatit's been done by lan Ashley and vocal, Black Slate certainly before. The most blatant Black Slate, a reggae band ot ranks with the world as one of example of this is on side one. A British origin, has released their the best reggae bands around. One Love few years back, Neil Young had a GO FOR THE THROAT on Vertigo, Some of the stand out tracks on by Allen Skuce second album hit with his song, Humble Pie "Sirens in the City". this album are the title track, "Southern entitled Lynyrd Skynyrd Those who attended the Reggae (Atco Records) Black is a confident "Sirens in the City", and "Dread Man". concert Saturday Slate effectively counterpunched with dance in the by Hiller knows exactly what in the House", and "Zion". DR. group that "Sweet Home Alabama". Why Theatre Auditorium will, I'm sure, they are and where they having good Rejuvenation albums by old doing Doc Holliday would have a pro- admit to had a time. Their music is explicit Doc Holliday Rides Again groups usually end up are going. song "Southern The band. OneLove, managed to gutsy ex- Southern called resembling reheated pizza; a and undisguised is anyone's guess. capture all the essentials of good used as a means to Man" These poor imitation ofwhat was great. pression by D.R. Hiller bad reggae music. They were a little on a noble end; good Southern bands overthelast 8 guys are not musicians, they Not so with Humble Pie's "Go achieve just need some new ideas. the loud side so that understandig For The Throat" Steve quality music. years have always had problems the lead singer was next to Marriott is in fine vocal. form Black Slate is thefirst band to living up to the myth and legend impossible. Nobody was complain- the Jeff provide the authentic reggae of Southern Rock. (In the since and Bobby Tench from Butler ing however, most people were Beck Group is possibly the earthiness but with a contem- beginning there were the dancing rather than "listening to the by R. necessary element that saves porary edge that bridges the gap Allmans and the lord said "let Turtle concert." is a the album from being like the between Jamaican and North there be two lead guitarists." Butler four piece rock and roll Congratulations to the Oxfam previous embarrassment from american/British pop tradition. And they begot Skynard who band who have recently released and World Community Center their the band. Songs such as, Keeping up theintense spirit and he word to Daniels and first album simply titledButler. people who raised'over $600 (gross) "Restless Blood" and"Lottie and pride from the last album, Black Tucker and it was g00d...) It all Thisstyle ofmusic has existed for at this event! Fashion Show Spectrum Slide Show First Impressions by Fred Ludolph 1982. Doors will open at 7:00 pm. about it. AIESEC, the international be a highly spectacular event. On Wednesday, February 10 at the and the show begins at 8:00 pm. The second portion ofSpectrumis student association for students of The show will use modelsfrom 3:00 pm in the Turret an Thursday very Laurier There will be a cash bar and lots of Between This portion of Business and Commerce at WLU is cream of our own February 11 at 7:30 pm in IEI, Reflection. door prizes. looks at modem presenting First Impressions, beauties who will be professionally Intervarsity Christian Fellowship the program which Tickets for students are $4.00 and Christianity, some of its answers to will be WLU's show. trained by Joan Heaston trom will sponsor a multi-media first fashion $6.00 for the public. They will be on In a The show, which will feature Cameo Modelling School, and production called Spectrum. The the questions raised in Search of sale everyday in the concourse and the basis on which spring and summer fashions, is a choreographed by Allan Got- multi-image slide production was Sun and historical the the U OF W Campus Centre and Christianity Its emphasis is on fund raising venture by AIESEC tschalk. The show will be held at produced in Calgary by Keith lies. selected stores in the K-W region. the laws for Christianity that lies members. It has been in the works Viennese Ballroom at the Waterloo Martin, with the assistance of the in 3, historical fact. for over six months and promises to Motor Inn, on Wednesday, March Canadian Government grant and both logic and with the aid of several university The critique portion of Spectrum students. is excellent. There is no denying the Presented in two parts, the first existance of the problems it points called In Search ofa Sun, Spectrum too. Between Reflections however, Entertainment for Men takes a critical look at our North carries its strong point and its weak American out-look on money, point in its intellectual and logical "Was it just for $5.00 If you are one of those guys who Phil, "How did you make the $5.00 the or did you science, personal relationship, approach to Christianity. While its take beer guzzling 101?" said"I'll thinkabout it," or "I don't bills disappear?"I mean, one second drugs, alcohol and religious beliefs. main emphasis is to communicate think so," or worst of all, they were there and a mere thirty When I attended the crown and The 1,500 projected images are that adhereing to a Christian world "I'm anchor wheel, the married," don't on. seconds later they were gone. There Mark Somerville, supported by the music and lyrics of view is not to commit intellectual read head croupier (and, I Still reading eh! You guys always was one guy in the front row with might add, a contemporary rock work and folk suicide, it can't because or its lapup this free stuff. Anyways, longhair and a wagging tongue. "Is great break man) had this question, artists such as: Queen, Santana, Pink logical and factual emphasis, what "How come you missed was a great stag. For a it true that you can lick your the coloured guy keeps Floyd, Kansas and Bruce Cockburn. explore all the historical, putting his money on spades?" It measly $3.00 this event made you eyebrows?" The producers have done an philosophical and life experience laugh moe than the C.N.E. Then there was the fire act. The looked like he was losing so I didn't excellent job of relating social elements of the Christian faith. and the care to speculate. it rides were a lot longer. light were out (how else do you do a However, was concerns to the musical statement of Obviously, the scope of the As one of theco-ordinators fire act?) and I looked around the all in good fun. I did tell Mark to these groups,providing an excellent production is narrow by intention ofthis watch the guy up event, I can't tell you all room. The audience was piled dressed like Fidel opportunity to take a second look at but it remains an excellent about it Castro. I couldn't without being biased. However, I do ceiling high in a semi-circle around figure it out, North America's lifestyle, and what 'production and is well worth have several questions are the stage and they were all asking, "What's this bearded guy doinghere contemporary artists are saying viewing. that still in a green army puzzling me. For instance, "How "How does she do that?"I can't say coat and matching hat?" did she make those marshmallows what she was doing for fear of First, I thought he was for the stick?" She couldn't have usedglue tainting the reputation of the undercover Waterloo Regionals but I that, becuase several of them were eaten editors. dismissed as his head wasn't very square. just Siamese Twins-The Eighth Wonder and no one got sick. This one's for I'm also wondering how the Then I you Red Dog. "How did that smallest guy to enter the drink-off passed him off as a third year film major a the Barnum and Bailey Circus licorice tasty anyway?" And for you put the rest of the euvs to shame. working on documentray 15 about the of A minute workshop led by that renowned snowman, Bay Pigs. Just then, exercise, came up to which was part of the P.T. Barnum. Bob me and said,"Hey, CBC Radio did you see Brenda? She's Drama training By the age of 21 they had dressed course has emerged as an up likea guy."Well, I a hour earned enough to become feltlike fool. long drama on Sunday Two points for that one Brenda. Matinee, gentlemen farmers in North tJ_NiV_y\ V My final question is this, "What February 7 at 4:05 p.m. The Carolina. In 1843, they maried SJ T Eighth Wonder, does one do with the table cloths?" About the sisters and between them sired 19th As I stood in the emptyroom at 2:00 famous century Siamese 19 children. Whenever funds twins Chang a.m. and looked around at and Eng Bunker, is dwindled, they went back to the the devestation I noticed many table first radio play by Linda touring. The play takes place cloths were missing. They're too big Z wicker of Toronto. She already during the last years of their has three more for headbands and too smallfor bed commissions lives, when Chang has become spreads. It wouldn't bother me under way and a producer irritable and is drinking too except for the fact that the Waterloo interested in a stage play. much and their mutual love Motor Inn wants $30.00 each for The Eighth Wonder is based sometimes turns to hate. on a them. If they're just laying around documentary account of In 1870, Chang suffered a the The like the OKTOBERFEST ones, I twins, Two byIrving and stroke and four years later died have at my house, please bring them Amy Wallace. It depicts with of pneumonia. Two hours later, compassion up to the Cord office so we can their desperate Eng expired beside his brother, return them. desire to be separated surgically dead, some say, of fright. to end their has Finally, congratulations to Mark abnormal Zwicker altered their Berry for co-ordinating togetherness. Born joinedat the characters slightly for contrast, it and chest on a thanks to all those that helped: houseboat near and made P.T. Barnum more Bangkok in Hugh "music" Reilley, Dave "door 1811, they were sympathetic than he really was. man" Huxtable, "$5" brought to the States when they She has portrayed the twins as Phil Blowwer, were where Barry "posters" Duke and Elwood 14, they were sensitive human beings, not as "banana" McKenna. exhibited as freaks. Though not freaks. Her play is a remarkable the first fused twins, they were first efort, and radio drama the first to be exploited By Shawn "Hadji" Leon and listeners will be hearing more made world famous, touringwith work by Linda Zwicker. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary4,l9B2 11 POETICS

I am so, so sane I order my life, even my pain. A time for eatin, a time for rest, SO SANE A time for reading, for thinking, for sex. by Virginia I ams so controlled. I wash my hands only so much. /" My moments are numbered. I am very, very unencumbered: i I have one friend, and even him I don't trust too much.

I iron my clothes, I am polite. I have the right music I feel alienated, the modern amount. I never cry in front of anyone. I fantasize, but no-one else knows it. I know I am sane, ort Even the voices that speak to me, say so. »* -s,

ID A GOOD BOOK \ RURAL GIRL / by JeffBryce

by Angela Hilgenberg J i Every evening I drive by your place Hoping to see your pretty face Thunder clouds the moonbeam sky Rural girl I see your eyes 4 Stars so far but clear as day

Soothes the pain 'til break of day"] / Rural girl and country air j +* Rural girl still time to see me

M "Rural girl, country charade I will give you everything.

THE EMERGENCE OF PERSEPHONE by Wes Frost

Persephone comes forth, Rising from her living grave

Struggles with the darkness'chains Emerges from her slumber

To greet the warmth of Spring GRAD DAZE Caressing buds and blooms by A. Taylor

Giving strength to fragile stems Now comes the time (we knew it would) lain dormant Which have To find a job (and so we should) To take a moent and Sharing her exile review And come to life with her touch (Before that fateful interview) The needs we have—where we belong And cry, For Maslow'd never steer us wrong! "The Princess has retu:irned!" And come up with a strategy To satisfy intrinsically—

We'll need an office with a view The willow weeps no more A 'lunch' that lasts an hour or two Blossoms burst with pleasure A four-day week, and ten-month year Are crucial to a good career coming Revel in her Our wages should exceed the par (In keeping with a rising star) And cry. To motivate hygienically The Princess has re•turned!" These constitute necessity. 12 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4,1982 SPORTS Hawks Beat Ryerson: Not Queen's by the Hawks allowed Queen's to dropped a 6-4 decision to They travel to Toronto tomorrow the beleaguered defender stayed by Jim McCullough Queen's a 5-4 lead with less that three on Saturday. and are at home to Brock on down for the count. take The Hawks suffered a minor In the ensuing scramble, Paul minutes remaining. An empty net The loss leaves the Hawks in the Saturday. sealed the Hawks' fate. setback last week in OUAA hockey thick of the battle for the The Hawks made a strong start Roantree centred the puck goal playoffs. The loss was particularly action. The post-season picture be against and jumpedto a 2-0 whereupon the remaining will Queen's frustrating since the Hawks had Although the Hawks defeated much clearerafter this weekend.The lead. defenceman put it in his own net. Ryerson 5-1 on Thursday, they with Dan The Hawks were unable to hold many excellent scoring opportun- Hawks hosted McMaster last night. Dave Beckon combined Dave Beckon McCafferty on a "give and go" the lead however, as Queen's ities but as a dejected after the game: "It was like passing play and then pulled away capitalized on a powerplay and a said the plexiglass shield on a for the first Hawk miscue by the Hawk defence to tie it goalie had a breakaway and net." goal. up before the end of the first period. between himself the more favourable the The second goal was a Don Poulter countered with a Much was Thursday night against the masterpiece of forechecking by powerplay goal for the Hawks early result on Sabo, Paul Roantree, and in the second period. Ryerson Rams. Rob Deutschmann, Kirk Rellinger, Mike Gazzola, Jeff Martindale. Queen's, however, struck twice to Wilf Tony Dave scored After the puck was cleared into carry a4-3 lead into the final period. Clark, and Beckon all the Ryerson Queen's end, Sabo thundered in Mid-way through the third as the Hawks peppered and knocked a period, the Hawks tied the score goalie with 53 shots. after it Queen's goalie Terry Thompson defenceman flat on his back. when Rob Deutschmann engaged in Hawk Wilf Rellinger made an alert move some aggressive forechecking. The turned aside all but one of the 38 at the blueline to knock down the puck sprange free to JeffClark who shots fired in his direction. puck, move in, and make a play on relayed it to Greg Mills. Mills the net. He then encountered the finished the play be jamming the same defenceman Sabo had just puck home. The game thisSaturdayis the final dealt with. It appeared that the game might regular season home date for the After Rellinger sent him reeling, end in a tie, but a momentary lapse Hawks. Exciting Loss in Overtime by Toni Pennings defensive strategies were executed way her team executed the plays and On January 27, the Laurier well. At the beginning of the season, controlled much of the game. She Women's Basketball team played the Hawks often played a strong first feels her team is starting to believe into overtime against the University half but fell back in the second. they can win. of Waterloo in one of their best Wednesday's game proved to be The Carling O'Keefe Player of the played games of the season. strong throughout the entire game. Game Award was presented to Hawkey action this past weekend saw Laurier Golden Hawks Although Waterloo took the win in The regular game time ended with a Helen Rutckjy, who played an victorious over Ryerson 5-1 on Thursday but defeated on overtime, the exciting point by point score of 57-57. In the five minutes excellent defensive game along with Saturday 6-4 by Queens. Here goalieTerry Thompson goes to struggle lasted for two hoursas both allotted to overtime, Waterloo came scoring 16 points. Other top scorers stop a possible goal. teams fought for top place in the ahead in the final 3 seconds of play included Mary Federau (23) and game. with a score of 63-65. Coach Marie Sava Krasjula (14). Both offensive plays and Denham was very pleased with the Congratulations Hawks! Close Game With Guelph Squash by C. Kirkham At the end of the first half of this Finally, when the score was 32-16, rebouriders grabbing 12 while Leon year's basketball season the Golden in Guelph's favour, a timeoutcalled Arendse snared 11 and scored 10 Women at T.O. Hawks are sporting a .500 record by Coach Coulthard seemed to points. and already have more victories wake-up the team and in the last Guelph was led by Rhodes The team played in a tournament on a particularly stunning than all of last year. eight minutes of the first half, the Scholar candidate Tom Heslip with at U. ofT. this weekend- where the performance against a player from The last game ofthe first half was Hawks settled down and by half 21 points and Mike Sesto with 20. East Division battled the West York University and emerged against the Guelph Gryphons in time and had cut the lead to 37-28. The big difference in this game Division. Leah, Marg, Karen and victorious. At the end of February, Guelph the Gryphons coming turned out to be foul shooting. The with The second half saw a reversal of Alison each played well, winningall it is on to th championships at York out on the first half and was Hawks Gryphons were able to outscore the top 80-69. it the but threematches. Sandra Reich put for the final showdown. Although the victory was by 11 who came out high with the Purple and Goldfrom the foul line points, the game was really much Gryphons seemingly content to be 20-13 with Heslip himself netting 9 closer than that and over half of the observer this half as they singles. those 11 points can be attributed to watched their lead dwindle and The Waterloo game on Saturday foul shots in the last minute of the disappear, and the Hawks were 'at U of W was also a losing effort game. ahead and pulling away. for Laurier as theycame upagainst a H. More recently the Hawks Enter the crowd. team on a two- Problems red-hot Warrior travelled down University Aye to With three minutes left and game winning streak, losing 83-62. The Golden Hawks volleyball was never fully able to recover. play the Warriors only to lose that Laurier ahead by three, Guelph A two-game winning streak may squad have had their problems this The Badgers won gamefour by a game to the hottest team in the threw on a half court pinch that not be much as streaks gobut in the year and last Friday night was no score of 15-7and easily won thefinal Ontario West Division by the score completely baffled the Hawks and case ofOUAA WestDivision play, it exception. After winning the Ist and deciding game 15-4 to take the of 83-69. combined with the effect of the is worth mentioning because of an game by a score of 15-10 and the match 3 games to 2. In the Guelph match, Laurier wildly-chanting crowd, the Hawks extreme case of parity that the second game by the same score, it The Hawks record on the season came out flat to start the gameand threw the ball away six times and league is suffering through. This is seemed as though the Hawks would is now 1 and 7 yet should they win with only 10 minutes gone in the onlyscored threemore to finally lose one malady that hopefuly will last finish the contest offin threestraight their remaining two games, their game, the Golden Hawks were a hard-fought game 80-69. quite awhile as it leaves every game games. Then, likeso many times this chances for a playoff birth would already down by 16 points. Leading all scorers in the game up to grabs for anyone to win. year, the team seemed to let down still be alive (sounds like the CFL). Guelph was in complete control with 23 points, including a 15-foot This parity can be attibuted instead ofgoing to the attack and it The Hawks will play McMaster next of the gameand the Hawks seemed double pump shot from the knees mostly to our Golden Hawks and ended up costing them the match. Friday night in Hamilton and to while was over willing play along with thisas they falling way Enzo Piazzo. the Brock Badgers, who the last Brock won game three by a score of finish offthe regular season athome continuously threw the ball away Bob Fitzgerald had 16 and Dave four years, have had to fight over 15-8and from that point on, Laurier Feb. 12th against Guelph. and got into early foul trouble. Byck collected 14. Byck also led all sixth place in a six-team division. The Badgers presently are fighting forfirst place with Windsor, and the Hawks are in third. Laurier's next home game is Super Sports Saturday February 13 against first- place Windsor Lancers at 8:00 in It's time to pick up registration to 11:00pm in the AC. Registration the AC. forms for the Carling O'Keefe forms can be picked up in the AC. sponsored Super Sport event being held here at Laurier Wednesday They must be submitted before March 10. March 3. There will be free T-shirts NOTE: Nice Little Italian boy fouls for all competitors as as prizes The event will be from 6:30 p.m. well out! Don't tell Mom. for the winners. Who was The events are as follows: Laurier's water-boy at Men s Events Guelph? And was that him (choose 5 of 6) slamming it on Sunday at the Women's Events AC?? -1/2 mile run (choose 4 of 5) -50 meter swim -1/2 mile run Three games scheduled during -basketball Reading Week, no to shoot -50 meter swim chance set -football throw attendance record! -basketball shoot -shuttle run -football throw Who makes up the schedule -bench anyway? press/chin-ups -shuttle run -compulsary obstacle run -compulsary obstacle run The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4,1982 " 13 Sweet Taste of Victory JB Sees Women Make Comeback On Saturday, Jan. 30, the University of Windor's Lancerettes sauntered into the Laurier A.C. Athletic Skills expecting to defeat the women's by JeffBrown volleyball team for the sixthyear in a It recently occurred to me that a $8000 for the purpose of purchasing row. Much to their dismay, the lot of people that have been trained two isolets now currently in use at final results were not in theirfavour. in athletics have used their sporting KW hospital. The isolets are needed The young Hawks have had an skills and the personal qualities that for the special care of premature extremely difficult season. Lack of have been developed through sport babies. These men transposed experience has caused numerous towards other than sporting qualities of determination and errors in the past taking activities. dicipline they had previously commanding lead and finishing- on This phenomenon is not isolated developed and applied them to an the losing end of the score has not to the athletes who have experience been" uncommon for the Rookie in major or the most professionally unselfish deed for The Year of the Hawks. oriented sports. Sports such as Child and KW hospital. In the previous 2 matches (Guelph hockey, baseball, or football do Commitment, determination and and Waterloo), the team had begun indeed develope many good sporting skills are being used in to play much better but still lacked qualities in athletes (people) but so other fund-raising events. A current that killer instinct they just do the not-so-popular sports and example is the project of The couldn't finish off- a team. recreational activities. Kitchener Waterloo and District But Saturday proved different. Canoeing for example is an activity Underwater Diving Association. The Hawks started off slowly (sport) that provides the On Sat. Feb. 15 from 7:00 am dropping the first game 15-11. In the opportunity in which participants! to 5:00 pm the Association is hosting second game, they almost staged a gain qualities such as dicipline and the largest ice dive in North great comeback, finally losing 16-14. But determination. Anyone who has had America. Divers from all over the their play was becoming more Laurier womens' volleyball team has with consistent turned theirfortune a the pain and pleasure of tripping country are coming to Elora gorge and they were starting to surprising win against Windsor and great play against first- through Algonquin Park, the to participate in the marathon. The work well as a team. place Waterloo. Haliburton Highlands or wherever ten hour event is divided into half The third game was a close 16-14 empathize. for the can My experience with hour shifts of submersion. win Hawks. Game 4 saw the The Lancerettes couldn't believe Saturday she put it all together and camping has allowed me to Spectators of the event can enjoy team jump to a 12-4 lead, but once they were being pushed to the wall. had an outstanding game. supervise young teenagers through cross-country skiing, hot food, a again the killer instinct was missing. The Hawks came out strong, Honourable mention goes to such trips. It has been They did hang on rewarding to bonfire as well as the town itself. this time continually put the ball away on Laurie Rope, Carol Stewart, Karen myself watch the they been experience and The Underwater Association is (something haven't able to attacks and made numerous good Ehgoetz, Lorena Miotto and Diane kids experience and cope do in the past) and with aiming to raise $10000 through took this one 15- defensive plays. Millar. It was a fine team effort and humiliation, and donations- the -12. fatigue, anger, pledges highest Final score was WLU 15 - a win Coach Leach has waited six frustration, panic, and the joy of goal ofthis annual event. The event In thedeciding gameofthe match, years for. Windsor's Coach was, it was quite Windsor 11. accomplishment. Opportunities is hosted to support the Sudden apparent the Hawks The Carling O'Keefe Player ofthe way back when, Coach Leach's such as canoe allow could smell tripping people Infant Death Syndrom Foundation victory. gameaward went to first year Power Volleyball coach while she attended to develope qualities that are needed (SIDS Foundation). One half ofthe Hitter Lori Earls. Lori had been the University of Windsor. Oh the for a more money go to rewarding and raised will the national struggling in the past few games but sweet taste of victory!!! pleasurable life. foundation and the other halfwill go Rim In 1980, the International Year of to KW hospital for the purchase of the Child, Dave Amy-a local lawyer, •apneic monitors Brian Paleczny-a firemen, Bob SIDS is a condition in.which Instead Beckett-an ambulance attendant, infants suddenly stop breathing for \ and my brother Ross Brown-also an no apparent reason. S IDS occurs in The pleasures of fermented grain, ambulance attendant, put togethera children from age one month to one ie. alcohol have been enjoyed by a project they labled the Polar Bear year with an occurance frequency of majority of us here at Laurier. Odyssey. The Odyssey consistedofa 3/100 infants. Providing stimulation for THEHERO 500 mile canoe trip dowrithe Winisk Forall those frustrated athletes or conversation, a boost for low spirits, river to the Polar Bear Provincial aging athletes you should have no a relaxant for high spirits or Park. The uniqueness of the trip was problem in finding a use for your generally speaking, a nicetaste anda that they raised, through pledges talent. good over-all feeling, alcohol is definitely a luxury and a pleasure. However, we all know the dangers WATEM,OO^W>S a friend meet friend, have ofover-stepping our limit. Everyone Take .. a / some show try J says it's okay once in a while to get a laughs .. enjoy the ... I ( J Buffalo Chips little giddy and so it is as long as it some dans. Indulge in the good >V ~-^1 at . doesn't harm anyone else. But times. "The Hero". J repetitive use of alcohol will Ss^v inevitably hurt in one way or 8.S.:A.S.? another. When playing in tournaments, for Brought to you by: Roberts, Schein of late. Larocque has at times been example, teams are bound to find and Torigian solely responsible for winning games alcohol available in between games For some members of the in which his team-mates have or game-days and, if they overstep offered him minimal assistance. GOODLET Toronto media, Maple Leaf history their limit, harmful effects will be DICK {^ffW^MU will forever be referred to with The removal of Laurie "Born- suffered by both the individual and the return of reference to their departed demi-god Again" Boschman "tipsy" player and his team-mates Darryl Shittler. In future you may Billy Harris can only help the Leafs who will have to cover for him. Not and even see reference to the Maple in their quest for a playoff spot only will problems occur in that Leafs qualified with the initials B.S. ultimately Lord Stanley's Cup. game, but a morningafterhang-over While we lack a viable conclusion or A.S.(s) (Before Sittler/After can also seriously hamper one's At House to our above mentioned topic, there the Waterloo Sittler) but the authors of Buffalo playing ability. comer ofKing and Erb streets, Chips (especially Torigian) have should be some mention oftwo very However, all serious athletes at controversies downtown Waterloo taken note of the recent tailspin important hackey Laurier already know about the suffered by the Flyers since Baby which have recently surfaced. To be harmful effects of alcohol on a Darryl's arrival. quite succinct, it is believed by at game. But many of us don't like to At the same time it is interestingto least two members of the Buffalo pass up the chance to sit in on a compare the plight of the Broad Chips team (we're not sure which social event between games or Street Bullies (plus Baby kDarrly) two) that a) Jimmy Mann should be before a game. There are two the and b) Paul with the recent resurgance of the thrown out of league alternatives if this event involves Leafs and the emergence of Rick Mulvey was not justified in alcohol, either stay within yourlimit fight. GRADUATES Vaive as leader and all-roun good disobeying hiscoach's order to or don't drink at all. of guy—someone has to do it. The essential issue is the question So you say you'll stay within your The Leafs, in case no one has protecting our team-mates. As to limit, but do you really know what noticed, are now in a position to Mann's cowardly act of intent to you're limit is? So you really know IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO HAVE qualify for playoff money and injure, Mann's two-game how much alcohol you personally does seem when it because of the re-vamped playoff suspension harsh are able to handle? How does the YOUR GRAD PICTURES TAKEN. is with Paul structure, could possibly find compared Holmgren's amount offood you eat, the amount fivce-game suspension assaulting themselves in the semi-finals by for of sleep you get or your mood affect FORDE STUDIOS WILL BE ON winning their division. Now if they a referee. your reaction to alcohol and are extended to really put it all together, and Condolences consequently your playing Duran and to efforts? CAMPUS ONCE AGAIN. CALL eliminate Edmonton, the Leafs will Roberto of Panama How much alcohol can you for now bi the finals for the first time in Sugar Ray Leonard, consume you are in it before considered TIME IS RUNNING OUT. nearly fifteen years. Leonard will never know what is legally drunk and yourjudgement is Now let's not mistake this as an like to have the Buffalo Chipskicked hampered? out of him. indication that we believe the Leafs These questions can be answered On the local scene, Roberts and will go all the way, we are just tomorrow (Friday) outside Wilfs would like to that reflecting on the new-found torigian announce where Bacchus, a group concerned their Maple Gardens FORDE STUDIOS optimism resulting from Rick through Leaf with alcohol abuse, is setting up a (Harold reads the Vaive's coming-of-age and thercent connections breathalyser. It's just one the offering Toronto like spectacular play of goalie Bunny Cord) we will be police use, except this time it doesn't Maple Leaf playoff tickets in April 745-8637 Larocque. Larocque has in fact been mean your licence willbe revoked. It the major cause of the relative (if they make it). More information should be fun and perhaps very consistency exhibited by theLeafs as to follow. educational. 14The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4, 1982 University Sport-Professional Entertainment next year," said on scholarships to the U.S.A. Totzke. In Quebec, by Allan Main scholarships sees the awards divided The Atlantic University Athletic the opposed The Maritime provinces want QUAA the university- Reprinted by Canadian University into three categories. The most Association (AUAA), however, offered scholarships, Press controversial are awards, does restrictions on but didn't scholarships as a way of luring first-party not want oppose second and athletes those to a student-athleteand third party to their universities. There given athletic recruitment, it wants award awards. Whatever the drawbacks or are not enough top athletes coming paid for by the university. scholarships to attract athletes from "Third party awards are the way through their high awards are regions. advantages, universities in Canada schools, argue the The second party other to go about it," said Enos. "Make it Maritime given by the provincial The OUAA and the AUAA are at can now offer student-athletes the universities. government, third party so there are no ties to the attraction offinancial aid ofathletic Athletic scholarships have been and third party awards are paid for an impasse. An ad-hoc committee university." ability. a controversial issue in Canadian by an outside agency, to a student has been set up by the CIAU to find "They should cover a broad attending a university of a compromise to all parties. This year the Canadian universities for years. their own suitable spectrum of people, necessary for a to Interuniversity Athletic Union It was hotly debated at the 1980 choice. After the decision was made well rounded university, and not (CIAU) passed a motion allowing annual meeting of the CIAU where The OUAA has no intention of allow scholarships at this year's only for athletic or academic schools to grant athletic a vote to allow athletic schlarships offering athletic awards. annual meeting of the CIAU in achievement," added Enos. scholarships. It was a decision gained the two-thirds majority "We oppose all levels of June, Ontario universities voted to An Ad Hoc Comittee on sajd Student opposed in principle and practise by needed to change the CIAU scholarships," Carl Totzke, withdraw from CIAU competition Athletic Awards set up by theCIAU both Quebec's and Ontario's constitution. president ofthe OUAA, "but we are the following day. issued a report which recognized respective university athletic The decision prompted the willing to compete against schools Later in September, the OUAA who some of the abuses feared by the associations. Ontario University Athletic offer third and second party reluctantly agreed to compete in the of awards." opponents scholarships. "We don't want to get into the Association (OUAA) to threaten 1981-82 season because it hadn's Some arguments the professional But the OUAA also document entertainment pulling out of CIAU competitiion. wants CIAU enough time to review its position in raised were that scholarships: business, where athletes are looked With the unity ofCIAU at sake, the restrictions imposed to prevent the CIAU. -may or may not result in recruiting abuses the at as some kind ofcommodity," said members agreed to a one-year ofOntarioathletes Howver, a committe has been exploitation of the student-athlete. Concordia Director on by the Atlantic provinces, by Ed Enos, of moratorium athletic scholar- established by Ontario universities -may or may not place a high Athletics ships. A year has passed, the establishing recruitment quotasand to review the workings of athletic emphasis on of boundaries. recruitment student The other provinces, however, moratorium is over, and scholarships being offered in other athletes which may result in abuse. want scholarships. The west sees scholarships are legal. "We want to have Ontario institutions and the future position -may or may not circumvent athletic awards as a meansto end the The decision to allow athletic athletes playing in Ontario,"said of the OUAA in the CIAU. Totzke. or ignore academic goals throgh "bronze drain"ofCanadianathletes "It's a wait and see attitude for entrance violations and other academic violations. -may or may not result in the undue emphasis on winning and losing and a subsequent de- emphasis of goals in the remainder of the program. -may or may not result in an overconcentration on high profile activities to the detriment of other activities, especially as it relates to financial costs, The regulations governing ITiesign scholarships allow for a maximum of one $1,000 award per student. The regulations also require a student to complete at least oneyear JLf (three courses) full at the university granting the award to be eligible for a direct scholarship. A student, in order to be eligible for subsequent ofthe60's awards, must maintain the equivalent of three full courses. 7 CIAU regulations also allow only members of the AUAA and Lakehead University in Thunder f Bay to use scholarships to recruit athletes from other regions. But there are restrictions on the number of athletes they can recruit. Echoing the anti-scholarship ITiesign principle long voiced in Canada, Frank Kush, coach ofthe Hamilton «J? Tiger Cats and former coach of Arizona State College, said in the June issue of Maclean's magazine, "Revenue, recognition and l recruiting. They are the three evils of college athletics. With scholarships of you get a different perspective of th the7o's entire as sport, and yor values, as far education is concerned, begin to become tarnished." H According to the CIAU, no institution has offered first-party scholarships, although the Atlantic universities have indicated they fully intend to offer direct university scholarships in the near future. Asignfbr jjl Other provinces have initiated programs of government-sponsored scholarships. The British Columbia jovernment is offering 550 scholarships of $1,000 to students ittending any of the three iniversities. The Alberta government is also jfferingits own scholarships and the iaskatchewan government is nvestigating the possibility of thletic awards. In Manitoba, the government has ntered into a joint cost-sharing rogram of athletic scholarships 'ith the universities. how The And QUAA and the both to order OUAA JL, :el that any money made available y the government for scholarships iiould be used to improve athletic thebeerthat rograms and not to aid athletes. @P1 Until now student need for nancial aid has not been a major •gument in the scholarship debate. keeps on tasting great IjJL^ Institutions wanting athletic holarships are interested in tracting top athletes from other gions or in keeping their athletes Dm pursuing athletic scholarship fers from other areas. Theyare not terested in financial assistance to udent-athletes. The Cord Weekly, Thursday, Februrary 4,1982 15 MaroonsBehave Big by Hugh "Wings" Reilly in Nickel McKendrick scored for the Maroons Grey battled the league leading to give them a needed boost. Dave without goalie Kevin Day until As mentioned last week, the B4 Flamingoes to a three-all-tie last the written all over it, though and his Hustable was selected as the second period. Maroons were selected to travel to Wednesday, in a game reported by When Kevin arrived, performance vaulted him to the Maroons' most valuable player in the score was 5-5. Sudbury to do battle with hockey Phil "The Shadow" Blower. Grey The final score number two scoring position. both games. was 10-6. teams from all over Ontario. had goals by Winger, Sunday's second game was a After the second game, Lemaitre, and Mike McMullen It was a bitterly cold black the players McGillivray and had plenty of help scored a record yawner, but Johnny McKendrick decidedto live it so a six goals to spearhead the morning Thursday when the team's up, theybought from defensive superstar, Paul victory, as powered Battlestar to a win. case of beer and played cards all well as adding an assist. 7-4 maroons bus pulled up beside the McCorquodale. The Flamingoes Huxtable, John got a hat-trick and assisted on the group Wilkie, and Walkey and AC to pick up the eager bunch of afternoon. Some of even had goals from Morphy, Young,and Dimoff for more to give him the first star hockey players. ventured downstairs to the beverage added singles. Roy Dimoffs goal McCann. particularly selection. Garry Williams also An atmosphere of sobriety was room later that evening and enjoyed Sunday's game between the Blues was spectacular as he scored ahat-trick and Greg thecompany ofseveral ladies. skated through the Mclnnes maintained during the ride up as all young and the Maroons was a real Blue team and added a single to propel It was next tucked the puck Battlestar the players disciplined themselves, business as usual the spectacle. The Maroons were behind John Bazilli. to another win. The has fully realizing the trust and morning, however, as the team game Mike McMullen responsibility placed with them by readied themselves for the longride back to as loaded our university. After checking in at Waterloo, they the luxurious President Hotel, the up the maroon bus with their Games Getting to Drag boys all went down for a pre-game equipment, they bade goodbye to sauna and whirlpool. the many new friends they had EDMONTON (CUP) The World the 1983 Universiade. awaiting since the early 1970's At the Arena, the Maroons wre made. University Games continue-- to cause Almost immediately, the Games University administrators said it Tamiae Hockey and greeted by friendly tournament continued, it problems at the University of generated controversy when the U. was not true that funding for the exciting organizers, who provided them with was quite an week. Alberta. of A. looked for a site fora*new 1983 Universiade has affected other white cowboy hats and Bl Flamingoes 3 The games, also known as the needed some U. of A. capital priorities. post-game B6 Grey fieldhouse to hold of party information. That info proved 3 Universiade, are the largest athletic the events. Recently they repeated thatclaim. extremely handy on. event in the world after the No one cramped "The government has indicated it later 10 Olympics, around the In the first game, the Maroons got B4 Maroons attracting about 60 per university wanted the fieldhouse, (Games'funding) has not affected B5 Blues cent of goals by Dave Gowan, Steve Wilkie, 6 Olympic competitors. In especially not those in the popular their priorities," said Ron Phillips, and Barry Duke. September 1980, the University of student housing area of North vice-president facilities and In the second game, guest players B2 Battlestar 7 Alberta made a successful joint bid Garneau. Owned by the university, services. with the Mike Kuntz and Johnny B3 Orange 4 City of Edmonton to host North Garneau is one of the few But Phillips admitted the U. of remaining old neighbourhoods in A.'s attempt to budget the Games this booming city. capital projects separately from Answers After unsuccessfully proposing a academic captial projects has failed. number of sites, the university was "We isolate them (budget items), to the but the government seems to uoj»t 01 finally forced build fieldhouse put Sports MOJB3T on a small soccer them back in the same melting field in the middle Quiz pot," of campus. he said. by Brian Totzke umjoj |B3jjuoj\ 6 Similar opposition erupted when U. of A. president MyerHorowitz 1. Who holds the unbelievable 6. Name four Super Bowl MVP's the administration announced it supported Phillips, saying the 3 record of 502 consecutive gomplete who have a first name beginning flSl ' WS o?MO g would tear down manyofthe 60 year business and commerce building games played in net by an NHL with the letter "J", old houses in North Garneau to put remains the U. of A.'s most goaltender? XijsoqßiH IV in walkup-style apartments to house important capital initiative. 'zuajow 7. Who were the following: aiMOH '!IV Z. the athletes. The proposal was "I am very concerned because 2. Who was the top money winner Louisville Lip, Stratford Streak, altered significantly after sustained Dean Smith is not alone" in his about university priorities on the 1981 PGA tour? Mad Hungarian? JJO3S 33|Bf 'jJ3J|Un|d student protests, and then scaled concerns and the games, said Horowitz Ullf 'qjBUIBN 30f 'BUBIUOJV 30f 9 down by more than a third when 3. Who was the 1981 PGA player- 8. Name the college ofthe following provincial funding proved less than He said, in spite of such concerns, of-ther-year? sports the U. of A. is doing its best to stars: Dave Winfield, Jack Xuuqof $ anticipated. Nicklaus, Pate Maravich. Then the dean of commersce, convince the Alberta government to allocate money 4. Ronald Reagan played the part of Roger Smith, alleged last summer for the new building. B Meanwhile, the George Gipp in the Movie Classic 9. What will you findat the corner of uaug.O » d > that the province's $32 million grant Universiade Knute Rockne: All-American." Who St. Catherine and Atwater? for Games facilities was cutting into budget is suffering from massive cost overruns. of$52 played the part of Rockne? sjaBoy [jig £ money that would normally go to Expected costs million in October 1980 had risen 10. The special. When other university capital projects. to Bert $88 year theoldest player to score Campaneris In particular, Smith and the million a later. 5. Who is threw his bat at a 3 "">! Z Horowitz was questioned 50 or more an Detroit Games fund was money that might recently goals in NHL season? Tiger pitcher in the 1972 about where playoffs, who have gone into building the business the extra money will was it that was on the I|BH come from. mound? uuaio I administration and commerce "Not from the building his faculty has been eagerly university," he said. j IHL Grudge Match Bachelor of [7£\] Hawkey P. Rick game of the total goals series. So now the is set, the Education $9 Million Unit meets Team Tnuc stage Unit the first game the Tnucs felt x>^ in Finals. In and Tnuc finally meet in the I.H.L. at Queen's University to invite half the The undefeated $9 Million Unit obliged lettermen's after a three year wait. This should club, the security against popular head of and the be an excellent grudge match, so if will faceoff the ever dean the school come team Tnuc in thefinalsof the I.H.L. of to out in the you want to see some fast hard stands and to bitch at therefs at least Each team hada relative easy time hitting hockey come on down to the 3 or 4 times a The making theirway to the finals. In the period. Tnucs barn on Monday nite. But please accompanied loud first round of playoffs the $9 Million with their don't hassle the refs because the the supporters won the first game 3-2 Tnuc coaches do enough for the Unit completely embarrassed and opened it up in Rat Patrol by defeating them the second game whole pooulation of Waterloo. 11-2. winning The Unit thenreceived abye intothe 4-1 taking the series 7-3. semi finals as a result of their first place finish in the Purple division.In the semis the Unit met the weak-in- number Speed Demons in a 2 game total goal series. The first game the Waterloo Square £ Unit won by a score of 3-1 and won 886-4270 //// the second 2-1, thus winning the s / yy J series 5-2. 4 StanleyPark Mall if lt\\D{jV <^^^ For team Tnuc it was a little j 893-1900 longer route. In the first round team 1/ Tnuc, minus a goalie and several players played Willison Bl and B2 who also had only seven players and a goalie with only half his equipment. Willison intimidatedby shooting at a net with nothing standing in their way except a half drunk Tnuc wearing only a pair of skates, a baseball glove, and a 1902 hockey helmet. Not wanting to fire any shots at the half armed goalie it ended up to the disadvantage of f INFORMATION MEETING Willison as they ended up losing5-4. Questions and Answers I Pop Classical In the quarter-finals team Tnuc — — Easy Listening — LPs & Cassettes 0 PAUL MARTIN CENTRE ended the Lunch Bucket Brigade's SPECIAL ORDERS GIVEN PROMPT season quickly by defeating then6-3. 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