A death penalty debate, The Breeze page 3 James Madison University's Student Newspaper \ol.S4, Issue i:< Ihiirsilmi, October /'), 2(H)t> Opinion, page 6 Sports, page 11 A&E, page 15 President Bush annexes the William & Mary visits Every Tuesday and Thursday, final frontier. Bridgeforth for Homecoming. it's the Farmers Market. r Homeless numbers low in city Study finds 62 usoc living in Harrisonburg protests B^ MARY FRANC IS C/ARSIY assistant news editor
HARRISONBURG — The illy homeleei population small, it's Invisible to those who cuts don't know it exists "It's not something people think about bccauN we don't sir people lying In the street, U.S. Olympic Committee said Karen Barnes, director of tin1 Communlt) Resource Cen- interferes for first time with ter tor the Harnsonburg-Rock- mgham Homeless Management Title IX compliance Information Svstem Agencies 'We don'l alwaya want to ac- knowledge that |honielessness| BY RACHANA DIXIT is here." . I'.tor said, adding According to a count con- that 220 female athletes would ducted by the Department of JML's decision to cut 10 vanity teams m order to be litle IX be needed to achieve gender Housing and I rhan Develop- compliant has spurred student rallies, campaigns and protests equality. ment in |une 200% there are ever sm.c it was made And now, the tinted States Olympic After receiving a hard copy 727,304 homeleei people In the Committee has decided to get in the mix. of the USOC letter Tuesday, United States An informal sur- Pot the first time in its history, the I StH has entered a light Bourne added that v < v done in lamiarv bvlhe Mei to save sports that were cut from a collegiate athletics program. though he under- . v House in local soup kitcheni As part of their response, USOC CEO lames Scherr sent a letter stands their posi- and ahehers found only f»2 in Oct. 12 addressed toJMU President I .in wood Rose and Athletn tion, the USOC Harrisonhurg. Director |eff Bourne. failed to mention Despite their small num- In the letter, Scherr said, "It is well documented that the spirit any alternatives to bers, the Harrisonburg horne- of the Title IX law is to ensure opportunities for participation in their decision li'ss population represents a di- sport are proportional and fair for men and women. I he intent oi "Unfortunately the verse group ot individuals with me taw is not to discontinue sport programs foi men , > elimi- letter doCfl not address am reasons tor their homeleesnesi nate Olympic sports from a university's athletic program " viable means ot achieving varying from an InabiHt) to pai Scherr added, "We hav e seen universities across the nation compliance with the cur- rent to domestu abuse Some inappropriately use Title IX as an excuse to justify the elimina- rent law," bourne said At ^H ^^Pr the have onl) been without a home tion oi sport programs, and far too often the programs dropped end of the dav, the interpretation ^•aaa^^ ,,f the tor a month, while others have are Olympic sports," and that the I SOC "welcomes the opportu- law stands " He said that despite the USOCs remained homeless lor over 10 nity to work with you in identifying viable alternatives to keep dissatisfaction with IMl 's actions, it will not affect the Board ol -.cars these intercollegiate sports alive at lames Madison I rmcrsitv \ uritor'l decision I he local reeourcea available to All cut sports have a direct connection to the Olympic move- Bourne said the univ crsitv has been out of compliance with these individuals raffed the broad ment. Recently! the U90C has looked Into the decline of Olympic Title IX since the late I970i and pressure increased on universi- range oi needs oi the group. sports at the collegiate lev el In 21MH, a task force was formed ties m the 1990s to become compliant Proa 1999 to 2000, JMU ■he MerCJ House is a sup- between the USOC and the NCAA to investigate this issue and studied the issue ot compliance and decided to make scholarship port centei tor families that pro proper Title IX implementation cuts instead of cutting entire sports OUl ot the program \utes them with a place to stay in Title IX was enacted in 1972 as an educational amendment Before the cuts, (ML had 2S v STSlt) sports teams, ranking it addition to teaching them how to the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The law requires educational seventh in the United States tor the most eattit) teams spurn tu overcome the barriers that institutions to maintain policies, practices ftftd programs that sored. Caused their situation, includ- do not discriminate against am one based nn sex. In addition, in It noncomplianca continues, Bourne said the federal fund- ing budgeting and |ob retention 1996, the Office tor Civil Rights issued a policy clarification with ing (ML receives could be at stake What is more likelv, he said, skills, dire, tor Iw lia I ee said regard to the I itle IX legislation, creating a three-part effective is theuniversitv would be subjei t tO more pressure from club We focus on families who aCCOnunodatlon test to ensure compliance. programs to become vanity, and the) would have to be willing are about to lose their homes Under the test, a university may: Provide participation to bring them to the vanity level or who are unable to pay their opportunities tor women and men that are substantially pro- I Itimatelv. Bourne said the Hoard ot \isitors acted in the best rent. |hc said We don't deal portionate to their respective rates ot enrollment as full-time way possible to maintain a high -cpialiiv athletics program. with individuals with substance undergraduate students; Demonstrate a rUStOty and continuing "It's a verv difficult and trving time tor thecoaches and abuse or those who need an practice ot pmgram expansion for the underrepresented sex; or student athletes " he said But. | I he Hoard ol Visitors| believe emcrgenc) home tor the night. lullv and effectively accommodate the interests and abilities oi firmly in this direction and we will continue to move forward." We reter tlu*ni to the Salvation the underrepresented sex. USOC spokesman Darrv I Sicbel could not be reached tor \rm\ I hough any of the three parts could have been followed, comment by the time of publication Bourne said proportionally was the best option lor |\U see HOMELESSNESS, pa$e 4 ■ lo trv and go and add more snorts just wasn't an option for
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■ trim fiinwi A JML student reported the theft ol a Mac k I rek bicycle, valued.it $250, left AJML police officer reported vandalism to doors and glass panels due to a K.IU PtaMH unsecured outside the Festival Center Oct. n at 7M p.m. hit >it.onki paintball gun .it Memorial Hall, resulting in approximate!) 135 in damage,
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K.ldjll I Rl ( locker roomOcl 11 between 10and 11:15p.m Disorderly conduct I un Dywa 1 jurrn Pack ■\ l\H student reported the theft ol a black 21-speed AMX mountain bike, <.uhJn»\rjl AJML' student was charged disorder!) conduct.it the Parking Sen Ices of- Ink RH valued .ii ISO, Ml unsecured outside ol the Bookstore Oct. u- between 5 fice Oct 12al "Ullpm Uu NwJrjwlU and 505 p.m. Ktijtrr SMcnr.tr n Underage possession of alcohol Possession of controlled sobt^ance, obstruction of Justice* giving ADVERTISING STAFF false identification |i> |-,H enforcement officer, reckless driving, \ |\IL student was charged with underage possession ol alcohol.it G-l ol driving with suspended license Ads Manager: Oct 15al i:40.i.m Meghan 0 Donnell Assistant Ads Manager •\ non-studenl was charged with possession ol a controlled substance, ob- Property damage Bryan Pope struction "i justice, giving false Identification to ■< law enforcement officer, Specialty Advertising reckless driving and driving with .i suspended license on Fan-view Drive \n RA reported the damage ol .> metal wire screen .>i the tunnel under Executive: O.i 9at 1002 p.m. • Lola Sizemore Spotswood Hall, valued .it 1100, .ii an unknown dale and time. 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Homecoming committee Knocking on death's door sponsors Commons Day ■v ASHLEY HOTKINS Come out and enjoy fun contributing writer on the commons today! From 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., SueZann Bosler r the Homecoming commit- watched as her father tee is sponsoring Commons took his last breath after Day to promote JMU spirit he was stabbed 24 times. this Homecoming week. She herself was The event will feature stabbed five times, once carnival games, contests, and in the head, and was free food. All of the day's forced to play dead events are designed to get in order to elude her students in the Homecoming attacker. After calling spirit. 911 twice (the first time they thought she was a prank caller), she sur- Annual Homecoming vived. parade this Friday Remembering the words of her father, a Brethren minister Come out and sup- who once told her that port |MU clubs and orga- if he was murdered nizations Friday at the he wouldn't want his Homecoming parade. attacker to get the JMU spirit will be in full death penalty, Bosler bloom as clubs and orga- fought the criminal nizations ride past |udges justice system. After on their decorated float! three trials spanning a Come cheer for your favor- 10-year period, James ite and to see who wins. Bernard Campbell, her The parade starts at 5 father's attacker, had p.m. on Carrier Drive at Rl- his sentence reduced lot from death to four con- secutive life sentences in prison "I refuse to be like In the Valley James Bernard Campbell because he has a title. He's a murderer." Bosler Klkton woman now said. "I'm a victim and survivor, and I will not missing for three years be like that." Bosler is part of An hlkton woman has Journey of Hope, pkatoAaBSBoab) EVAN Dl St • been missing for three years, an organization led Journey of Hope It taking a 17-day tour around Virginia In order to raise questions about supporting capital punishment. the Dai/y News-Record report- by those personally ed yesterday, and authorities affected by the death Other group members lec- awareness. their personal stones end put a new system in place, are now concentrating on penalty. Bosler spoke tured various justice classes "Moat people don't encourage people to recon- foumt) ol Hope members finding her remains. with students in ISAT across campus. think about the death pen- sider their support ot the .ire petitioning Virginia Rachel Good, 20, disap- Tuesday night with An Kohen, assistant alty I he\ want people to death penalty (..ov timothy M K.une to pMnd on (Vt 18, 2003, and Shujaa Graham, a man professor of justice studies spend more time thinking "If we execute these issue a moratorium on the while her body hag not been who spent four years had the group lecture to about it," he said people, we are Creating Vic death penalt) found, police are investigat- on death row and had a few of his introductory This event is one stop tims too," Hosier said. A moratorium would not ing the case as a homicide, four trials before he justice classes and said they on a 17-day speaking tour In an ettort to reform the DNR reported. was declared innocent did a good job of raising across Virginia to share capital punishment and see DEATH, page 5 lor more than two vears, ■i ■pedal grand jury has been meeting to pic.e together evidence to determine what might have happened to Good. Student Senate World & Nation launches bill Dow exceeds 12,000 points for first time of opinion The Dow Jones industrial ■VtragC breached a 12,000 mark for the tirst time in history. Vie New York Time* B\ SAKMI SI I 11\ w students are bothered b\ reported. This comes ai Infla- ■.>'ntnbuUng writer the de< Ision tion and the homing marital "Ihe petition is the have appeared to slow. Mile l\ waan't at the top most formal way ol sa) ing ol the agenda al luesda) working In sccoi Bush sets defense as night's St.A meeting, but dame with the student Officers and representatives space priority bod) tO take action, dire* think their new plan will lor ot government relations grab the administration's David Allen (Sr I said ['resident Hush signed a attention Both I Ickel and Allen ^ . \ s newly launched new policy yesterday that JUAN HIAI I I ■uiUi*amtraphrr said the Save Our Sports would reject future arms- petition. Billot Opin petition, along W ith a re. ent control agreements that Students gaze In aw* during the Hollywood Showdown Tuesday In the Festival Ballroom ognizes the dissent among lettei from the I nited might limit "U.S. flexibili- students over the wa\ I Ml sates Olympic Council to ty" in space and would give has sought to comph with the administration, could the United States the right the federal law requiring a.. omplish a great deal to deny access to space equal treatment o| male and Ihe SGA meeting also to anyone 'hostile to U.S. female student-athletes, lot used on |Ml s Be (he interests," The Washington A trivial pursuit SGA launched the Bill program Senior Post reported yesterday. Ol Opinion, or the Save Our Matt Skirven, the campus National Security spoke1. Sports petition. t< student representative tor man Frederick (ones s,mi natures ior its campaign the program, spoke about in written comments that UPB sponsors populous, said Beisler place and encourage the adminis- IMI s attempt to recognize space has become an even Hie event began uilh eight Some ot the more tun tration to discuss tti how Madison will change BlOfl important component Hollywood rounds of "Jeopardy st\ le rounds were bilingual chal- ruling the world of U.S. economic, national trivia. The .ontestants were lenges, where the tonics- I he petition will put " I h e chosen by an announcer who and homeland security. tants had to determine whit pressure on the administra- program Q-", . 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" . ^'•iiwia K API AN ) UST PREP AND i\«rL«rv ADMIS5IONS DEATH: INTERSTATE: Board approves plan for up to eight lanes in some areas Group aims INTERSTATE, from front the general expansion of I -N I's iinptirtancu. Despite the changes along 1-81 that will Junior Amanda/aw.id •« ml funding fc*7 begin within two years, the board stall saw the interstate should come In mi otlxf t*jv .i dt-.pT.iti- n*i\i fur murv .Ir.istu improve tions. "They should use state monn. laxes to educate ments. The Transportation Board's plan in- should pay for ruid cortstrutii< eV siV s*xl GRE class cluded the appnrval of expanding 1-81 up to Many students also m llu- immediate DEATH, from page 3 eight lanes in some areas and also gave the annoyance this could CM** ■ U ■ J M U student* abolish uSe death penalty, but suspend execu- green hght for tolling to fund the project in particular. "Ilia! would be aw f ul bu .nr-e starting soon! tions temporarily while the criminal justice Outrage at the idea of toll booths along we don't have any money What if you go system is studied. Journey of Hope members the interstate has fostered opposition from home every weekend?' (n-.hm.ui M.KM* n said a moratorium could improve the justice many groups. Many Local officials said toll- Taylor said. ing in the Hamsonburg area would deter Freshman Sam I?—mum said "K't system, making it fair for all people. 1 Despite the push for a moratorium, the businesses from moving to the area. AdMH taking away our quarters. Huv^ are we T/THURS CLASSES START larger goal of Journey of Hope is to edu- groups looking to combat the urHinizatuin gcang to do laundry? I'm going lo liavr to cate, since Virginia has the second-highest of central Virginia have also disapproved of trick-or-treat for quarters." 10/19/06 AT JMU number of executions since 1977. 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A whole new meaning Darts & Pats are submitted anonymously and are printed on a tpace-mmlabie basis. Submissions are based upon one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event, and do not necessarily for'Star Wars' reflect the truth One small step for the president is one giant leap for the country When picking up the Washnghm Post yesterday, it did &***» * not take much to imagine John Geese from Mont)' Python *flEU S sitting at his desk: "And now for something completely different — the president of the United States has officially -SWt/C* M annexed outer space." According to the cover story, a new National Space Policy has "(asserted| a right to deny access to space to anyone 'hostile to U.S. interests'" As if being the 1 world's policeman hasn't proved hard enough these last few years, the United States has now essential ly declared the galaxy a protectorate. ■ Despite repeated denials by the White House, experts on the issue of space weaponry have characterized the new policy as trie president's way of getting a leg further up on the space arms race. The suspicion has only been furthered by U.S. diplomacy; last October the United States was the only "nay" vote against United Nations negoua- bons on space weapons — opposite 160 "yeas." This policy shift is a dramabc departure from President A "way-to-haul-it" pat to the guy run- A " you-rock-my-world'* pat to the I iimm; Clinton's space ambitions, which were to "enhance knowl- ning around pantless, all the while being Services employee at Festival who used his edge of the Earth, the solar system and the universe through chased by a dozen cops, three cop dogs own punch to pay for my dinner human and robobc exploration." The administration's goals and four patrol cars. From a sophomore who freaked when she are now to "strengthen the nation's space leadership and From two junior girls who were happy to see didn't have lier I AC Card, and was so thankful for ensure that space capabilities are available in time to further their tar dollars go to good use. your random act of kindness US. national security, homeland security, and foreign policy objectives," and to "enable unhindered L & operations in ^ 4-'.. ■ and through space to defend our interests there." A "UREC-is-not-'Star-Wars'-themed" dart A ' dancing-at-the-t.uster-shmv-is-not-rat- It remains to be seen how the president intends to to the student who moans like Chewbacca ed-NC-17" dart to the guys, who decided that enforce this new policy. None of the well-educated neocon- when pumping iron. an orgy was in order and pushed into people. servattves lurking under the White Howe kitchen cabinets From an astonished junior who had to stop From a senior girl who wanted to enjoy lier ■ have seemed to realize that one cannot stake a flag in a in the middle of his workout to laugh at your 21st birthday gift, not your butt ivrvetually vacuum More pragmatically, one cannot believe that Wookiee antics. grinding against hm / the Russians or Chinese will'take very kindly to Ameri- • can Wustenng And blustenng it i\ there is no remotelv reasonable wav to unilaterally prohibit other nations fn»m A "you-saved-mv-life-and-huuse-and- A "gcHid-tob-traumatizing-your-child" pat . i launching whatever they dam well please into space. tood" pat to the guv across the street who ex- to the parent who decided to put an umbrella The president's shift does illustrate the necessity to tinguished my raging stovetop fire bv throw- in the James Madison statue's hand and pose ■ increase protections for US. interests in outer space. In ing the pot of flaming oil out the back door. their child for a picture. the last decade w e have become increasingly dependent From a senior girl who didn't know how much From a freshman who likes to laugh, but really — militarily, economically and soballv on outer space. rieat it took to make a pot of peanut oil burst into flame does feel sorry for that little girl. Come rush hour, millions of us will be dnving our GPS- equipped car while talking on our sate!lite-linked cell phone as we go home to watch our DirecTV'. A "where-did-that-duck-go?" dart to An "l-already-have-enough-school-spint" But there must be a better way than claiming outer the alligator that apparently lives, and dart to whoever threw purple paint at my car space in the name of Uncle Sam. As the president has dis- feeds, in Newman Lake. while dnving on Interstate 81. 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"I listen to my Democrat Menda, proliferation, the Democrats have man- and 1 wonder if they're more interested aged to smear the campaign with l in protecting terrorists than in protecting platform of hating Busn and voting to the American people." Ihe I temooatk ensure that America is less safe than position has been lOOftnosa the use before Sept. II. ot am methods America has enacted Right now, the biggest headlines sur- post-sept ii to prevent another major rounding the November election have attack from happening. Whether it has been about the Mark l-olev scandal. Foley been listening to international calls to has been accused of attempting to have terrorists, tough interrogation methods, sexual liaisons with congressional pages. or by imprisoning those who want to Whether or not the extent of the allega- annihilate America in severe conditions ttons is actually true still remains to be down at Club Cuantanamo, the Demo- seen, and if they are true, in no way am I crats are against everything that has been condoning his actions. However; is it not employed to stop terror. The sad thing is hypocritical of the Democrats to attack that they do not offer any better alter- the private matter of a public servant after natives or new* methods of preventing they vehement!) defended the Bill Clin- terrorism. Their efforts are merely efTOItS ton sex scandal as being a private matter? to . lose down those actions that have n I Hi \ PlHMHA In many ways, modernization frequented by students and house* Why is it OK for Bill Clinton to actually been undertaken to prevent another Sept. i riter and westernization have debili- wives. ( ollege students slurped have tCXUal relations with an intern while II from occurring. It only shows that the tated the caste, the ancient claw iced coffees in air-conditioned Star- IWo wars ago, Biy sisters arul system in India. Industrial so, let) blk ks rip-offs On a similar day at I sat laughing over hurtful In allowed those born into lower JMU, students would be playing Democrats are more interested in defeating any of ■ wealth) Mumbai apartment. A castes to work their way into the pick-up sports on the Quad. The chart on the back ot a cereal box middle or upper classes. Hut Casts few open fields, pools and plav the Bush administration's efforts than they are at .unused us According tO the chart. persists. Wealthier members ot grounds we spotted in Mumbai my eldest sister was mildlv over- Indian society flaunt their StatUI In were completely emptv. Seemingly, fighting terrorism. weight My sister is actual!) quite flouting their health the wealthy > lass maintains its slim However; m a third world Ihe young, overfed Indian boy obesity via inactivity. Leisure is a on the government's payroll, lie about it Democrats are more interested in d< feel countr) like India, the prevaleno i | prune example 04 upper- »urrencvof the rich. under federal oath, and get away with it1 ing anv ol the bush administration's of malnutntiim among childtvn crust behavior. His mother wanted Indians also express their status Ihe I)emi» ratu attempt to link the ac- efforts than they are at lighting terrorism makes skinnmess a standard. the kn to be «hubb\. riflttobesit) b\ eating out I >espite the avail- tions ot one congressman to reflect those Any logical person understands that Across the table born us m\ ■ is .1 sign ot wealth in impovenshed abihtv of healthful items, Indian ol the entire part\ is a shallow lactic that given the extreme world that we live in paradox. 1 lc waa .1 bright Indian India. Incidentally, manv ot the patrons prefer American fast food they themselves accused the Republicans today, sa* nh.es must be made in order boy, the only child of our well-to- well oft adults we met in Mumbai and traditional tried tare sold by of doing during the Clinton era to sur\ Ive The old way of doing things do hosts. 1 u> was pudgy. vendors, according Another tactic employed out of des- didn't work, and since new methods While mi sisters and TTZ »,i •— —i f~Z 7~> T~ to Tlie Times of India peration is that the Democrats are running til combating temir have been utilized, 1 teat ted on eenerit Wealthier members of Indian sect- vendc«amvenientiy on the platform of hating Bush instead countless plots have been stopped and cereal he wolfed down of what actually matters Ask anv liberal America has not been directly attacked. eggs, toast and chapatti. ety flaunt their status by flouting '"Zt^Z^T out then' why thev are voting lor their ( oms this Election Day. it is up to I was .1 little disturbed s r d, fntd inoil Democratic candidate, and more than e\ er\ student to decide if they want to by how much our host their health. T ; Z. ' and steeped in syrup. likely they will dodge what issues they support a party thai has gone to extreme eai waa feeding the little Indians traditionally truly support and instead focus on how lengths to protect our nation from the guy Surety the chart on the cereal were plump Often the only sum consume BWeCtS to tete occasions. much thev hate Rush I or instance, many threat ol global terrorism, that fights DOM was meant to educate families members ot their households wen- from a neighbor's visit to a wed- ot times I arc various shirts and patches to ensure our saletv at home and that the servants "In perverse fashion, about child obesity, rhe chart was ding. Only a sector ot Indians , an garbed by students on campus that have locust's on real issues thai an- important. blatantlv ignored. obesrej and diabetes stand ssjoint attord to take part in the tradition, Anti-W or I he onK bush I trust is nil Or, do students want to elect a parti th.it What I witnessed in Mumbai is totems of Moo is, N i< Klelnfield though I he ritual is costing the own." Vou can't really figure out who offers no new course of action, no efforts not uncommon India hosts the high- reports tor The New roril Jbm from upper class its health thev actualh support or what issues thev at set unng our nation, and has no idea est diabetes rate in the world. I him Chennai (formed) Madras) in Sep- Health experts agree that the care about, only mat thev hateC.eorge what they actually stand for? On Nov. 7, five million Indians suffer from tember I he incidence ot dialvtes antidote tor genetic and non-genetic bush its like those people who weai the choice is yours IVpe II dialvtes. and experts expect looms larger in eonsumer-tnendlv diabetes is htestvle adjustment. Tankaei Suck" I shirts, instead of fuel Crag Finkelstein is a senior biffriMH the number to double In 2025 Ihe Urbanised dues, the International In India, however, doctors alone show ing pnde for the team they support. fli'M/l/i." Indian medical community attnbutes i Nabetes i ederation asserts cannot tamper with the stmngholds the diabetes epidemic to inacbvirv, According to i Sept 21 artfe la ot tradition and culture. The onset wealth, busy Careen and unhealthy in The Times of India, one in t\ If) ot diabetes m India must result in eating habits. Hut the pnmarv eulpnt III Mumbai residents is diabetu death Which w ill go first, though: Is culture McfespedncaOy, mabtta While visiting Mumbai m\ sisters old habits, or the wealthv class1 is a symptom ot caste and I toured i shopping center IAYLI Pervtra LS a senior helory major. Breeze Perspectives What you don't know can, in fact, hurt you The unintended consequences of the "marriage amendment' m RKHIIII PIOI/ lor any unmamed couples in Virginia' At tirst glance, lonttihutn,. i ,'■ ■ <«ie might assume that Marskill-Newman IS,«IK invading the bvss i4 gB3 men and *w ™n but mat is exactly what In precise!) I9dsys, Ihe MarsluU-Nwman amend- the wntcrs were counting on vou to believe. I am here to ment will lvpn>p«>sedtothet onstilution Mon'o»mnionl\ mlomi you that it will affect \ou, vtturtamih and your retem-d to as the mamage amendment, it un.learK outlines Inends in somcof uV biggest ways vou oouldWl imagine. a prohibition ot ssme-sex marriage and rest nets "all civil unions, d. mestk partnerships ami other legal agnx-nienls a MAMMIAG8,t*ge9 4"U Breeze Perspectives Uncle Sam's 'rules' of engagement With North Korea and Iran, the dilemma of direct negotiations with pariah states comes to light GBNOTA n ho Stales does not negotiate ^\itli pariah attOfl ol direct talks front the Bush ad- the most scorn and disdain because Korea and Iran. As tricky and com- onttibuiitu unitei nations that has historically hu- ministration very soon its no-direct of bad history with these countriee plicated the process ol cuplomaq miliated and wilUngl) irritated Liule talk poilC) stems trom a deep distrust in 1979, Iranian revolutionaries held and International relations anv we i ngagemenl has been a widely- Sam Only under circumstances when and despising ol rogue nations, and is the i S 1 mbass) hoatage tor 444 must bear one thing in mind when a used term tor direct negotiation! or a \ itai BtrategW .i^i^ antage or mutual rooted in the aggressiveness ol pOSt- da) s after limim ( arter allowed state s tear ot insecurity is remowd. cooperation with pariah states like breakthroughi are present 'he oppos- Sept 11 foreign polio despite Irae/i the Shah into the I nited Mates for ii is belter inclined to cooperate with Iran and North Korea, an idea large!) ing slate has not dire.tk harmed U.S. blunders medical treatment North Koreans are others However irrational we ma) shunned by hawks in Washington interests or when all other exhausted Washington general!) consider-, brainwashed with brutal hatred for perceive these regimes, we can eradi* or rather the "ihnkcn hawks like options leads to negotiating as ihe exploitingS real strategy ad\ anlage of Ainert.an imperialists.' and dem- < ate security headaches b\ . hanging Duk( henev and Donald Kumsfeld, Onl) option would the I nited states Sn opponent or a mutual breakthrough onstrated their seal in 1968, when the the environment in which the) Opel because doUlg so appeases'" evil be more likeb to pursue engagement as the first rule' of engagement. In North Koreans captured a l S \,uv ate lor now. we have tO suspend I he re< ord shows that tin- I nited But don't expect serious consider this c.ise, Richard Nixon and Henn reconnaissance ship in international these "rules" and think rSMlistiCall) Kissinger engaged direct!) with Mao waters; m 1979, the\ bludgeoned If we let the new status quo Zedong s government to continue, we risk axacerbat take advantage ol a frecxe ing more problems because in ( hinesa Soviet relation! When a state's fear of insecurity is harsher actions thwarting and to wean the Chinese 06 Iranian and North Korean involvement in Vietnam. removed, it is belter inclined to co- ambitions through sanction! Ronald Reagan ended his operate with others. and coercion causes greater presideno bv negotiating Insecurity and nervous- with Mikhail Gorbachev and ness for even one else in the the "evil empire" to draatii ally reduo an American soldier to death on the neighborhood, rrwrerore, theonh wa> the likelihood ot nuclear war In the southern side ot the I>M/ attempting to restrain the pariah states is to avoid mutual reduction of nuclear sun kpiles to 1 ut 1 tree obscuring the view «»i the provoking them with the perception ol and deployments in I urope border I his history remains alive, endangered security I >oing BO thmugh I he second "rule" ot engagement bul both North Korea and Iran un 1 gradual process ol engagement is not is that a stale should engage onl\ derstand an egregious miscalculation 1 failure of American polio, but rather with a regime lhat has not threat ultimately means their own demise. an opportunity to redaun the moral cued or harmed it direttK I atelv today, ii is eas) to think thai high ground and exercise responsibiliU the United States has been chided bet suse ol the implaueibillty ol and duties thai COfllSS w ith Ming the lor not adopting the aforementioned military intervention and tin-doubt world's foremost superpower and the •pproat lies to Iran and North Korea surrounding the elle« ti\ enCSS of manager ol the international BVStem Amen, a refused and still refuses to sanctions, we should adopt eni . M' 1 irnota it <• wphomore rxxihvaJ negotiate with states it \ lews with menl as the solution toward North M li'ihi' rlsr/Of 8 1 Thursday, October 19,2006 I www.thebreeze.org I The Breeze Letters to the Editor Women, don't hale the players anddesfvratewitmtnittthisschwL What I find so humomus is tin- booty Oil But tor the ladies ot (Mil who matter (ind that tar sexier than did not work; again this was the I must omit a chudde. What's nioa\ intimation tlut women an' so des- who took dx- mom that thev how raunehilv the "next gin*" can previous administration'.. poBq I vervone i«i hoth sides ol the whn it s used as a sociological ex- perate to seek the approval of any tn aamahoM dapoaafie to heart I shake it regardless of what the sta- Before criticizing the administra- genckf ,»sU' is tamilur with "the M- planation for actions of promiscu- man, be he a real eaten or the uuar- ha\e one famous riposte: \o one iisties nu^ht s*iv. tion's policies on North Korea, let tio at |ML and the implications it ity those of us. men and women ter-past-twH dlDgl 0( .1 WMMnd can make you fivl inferior without Omar Nasery us focus on why we are at this junc- ■ ,imts Hut when it goes from MM alike who consider ourselves "nor- kegger, that thev veil! pander to his youi content" rtaw pride m who senior poll SOL and history major ture now. It is because of the tailed 1 nipl«-»s|i.in\lh\ the put "sexually deprived") turn that companionship and not Iv beaten dCMIVe to Iv treated with, because before the current administration appaivtith ««l>\iiti,\l. disaffected chuckle into a rauoms laugh. h\ their "competitor." toa potential I d \entun1 to e.uess tK.it MJtH tUft When editorials point fingers.- ever came into power. I think that makes 77ir Breeze 0-far-1. 1 would like to write in re- Chnstopher Motsek sponse to Thursday's House Mo- JML" alumnus, class of 2WK1 dal 'hVwnhs over Pyongyang " >et again, this is shallow (oumalism with a minute amount of research When racism is the issue pr ffailooi««n fftarf^ar^r^ and thought put into this particular opinion While I never will argue Mr. Kiedel repeated the "fames with the nght to free speech or with VVeN>^ght-nding-through-Watts'' the nght t >f d issent witn ou r govern- story. l*t/s set the record straight. ment it is always imperative that I irst. Webb's accuser was de- your opinion is based on adequate liberately sought out by the Allen research and factual inhumation. campaign. The ston soon tell apart. |ust because you do not agree with No trace of it is on the interview the cuirent administration's poh- tape i>r transcript. Webb's college daft make sure in the future that nominate ndimled the charges what is published is not shadv pro- Mr. Riedel alsoapparentlv be- paganda at best even though you lieves when novel characters us** state thev are "tvfor-3." the "n-word," the novelist 1*. a The policy of the Bush admin- racist \\\es he also believe m\ s istration (or North Korea is no dif- ten novelists promote murder? ferent than many other presidential Mr. Riedel claims Webb "por- administrations' policies. North trayed Democratic primary oppo- Kara is an ivtlati\i. tailed govern- nent Hams Miller as a large-nosed Makeup ment. Ihnmghout modem history, leu I hose pamphlets were made Wigs \i >rth Korea rattles its sabers when- without Webb's knowledge and ever it needs help from the interna- were repudiated and withdrawn. Masks tional community to feed its popu- Mr. Miller is on record stalim; lation It threatens, backs down and Webb is not anrj-Senuti. Beards then nwvis aid. Furthermore il Mr Kiedel savs he would like 187 N. Main St. you would like to place blame on to know what Webb stands tor. t.. I Glasses wh\ \orth Korea has the funding to Webb s Web site Attend a rally Harrisonburg k) pursue nuclear weapons, it had Watch his speeches on YouTube Hats .t lot to do with our policy toward Then talk about the issues 434-8272 North Korea in the lV9Gy The Qin- Mr Kiedel's opinion follow-, Teeth i 1 .idministration provided the cknelv the Allen campaign's Ki> knowledge and the funding for this vianphilosophv of ahvaya trashing Wings happen. so let us be careful before a \(Rir opponent. Allen savs he wants rush to judgment is made. to talk about issues, hut instead runs Costumes 9:30-5:00 Bnni- in the military, and serv- s*umIons attack .nls Monday ing IWO tours in the Middk' Hast I No one ruined Sen. 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The Breeze wwwjhebreeze.org Thureday, October 19.200619 MARRIAGE: Amendment can affect straight people, too M\HHI\(,E from ;wtSv " attect man\ ol readme, this rii'.ht now As it The short paragraph called Question No. stands anj person Is legally protected under a I w.is h.imieti over to .i law firm and asked to restraining order I he implications ot Marshall- draw up alt the legal definition and implica- New man define domestii » ioleni t as sn action tions the- may have tor Virginians, Exactly 172 solely committed under marriage and will onlv pagea later, the document covered even thing protect those that are married. \o legal action from Inheritance rights, guardianship, domestic will be taken lor you unless you marrv said violence, proper!) rights,. n ■! right* medical ebueer, then tile a claim against them decisions, business benefits and insurance, and As often as it reterred to as the marriage it also reinforces discrimination. amendment 'his is about more than marriage. it is -.o easy to thmk privac) exists among I his proposed amendment w ntes tliscnmina- us A tier class we all return to our plan's ol rest tion boldh across (he election and is attempt- dence and shut our bednmm dixtrs behind us, ,i ing to insert it bade intO our lues \\ hen tit hers physical privacj nobody cantakeawaj But the gain, your rights are not reduced, civil rights privaC] to dye VOUf hie and low M home\ IT vmi is a win-win situation I here is no such thing choose is being heavih scrutinized and »|ues- as "special rights." We a re'not awarding one tioned In the V1.irxh.ill-\e\\ man amendment man something over another just because ol the and its creators Color ol his skin or Presently in religious affilia- Virginia! an) This proposed amendment writes tion. Such assump- unmarried COU- tions are absurd; it ple can legally discrimination boldh/ across the we are all human. make ru.mi,,,,- election and is attempting to insert novi can special •hip, propert) . . . r o rights be aw aided and Inheritance it VaCK IlltO ()///' //c'(V to someone who is de» ISItttls .il'oUt - ■- ■- ' |us| as human as their children you are1 Privacy and (or one another. rights should not dh kled amongst only those An unmarried man and woman have the titling a certain litest) le, ever) human being is right to leave a lu>use to am family member aw arded the right live and enjoj the blesauus upon death or disabiltt\ It \1ar-hall-\euman ot IIIHTIV and justice as It was intended Aren't passes, it WOUM attempt to torce the unm.irried we turning back the hands ot tune b\ allow Ing into marriage, even the i (.HI (lesbian, gay, bi- Marshall-New man to win? sexual, transgender) community, essentiaih tor lake ach antage ol the resources thai col the legal goodie bags, thus tuihiiine, tin* sanctity lege has to otter etlu. ate \ourselt about this ot marriage People who arc in love tor possibk election and how it could direct!) affect you 2U some-odd wars are lett with nothing W hen Being politically active is not a i hore, It is their significant other dies With divorce rates .1 privilege not man) \ mine, adults in other teetering around ^' percent currently, a second countries gel to prat lice I Isten to the w Isdom marriage doesn't appeal to mam OOUplCS With tit your elders, "respect exponential growth/* Marshall-Newman, those couples as well as as mj t all dins professor states, get informed, mam tellers, cannot share property, insurance tell a friend, tell two friends, tell them to tell or receive benefits from their jobs. two friends, and soon, so that by the time Most ot us at |ML are at the age where we \ov 7 rounds the turner, the entire campus am not concerned about having children or will be buzzing and *ve vuli defeat Marshall- getting married, we |USt want to get through the New man before it even has a 1 nance at lite. next sever.il years with anv shred oi sanity lett R11 '/»■//(• Plolz /~ ii junior kinesiotogu and I he domestic violence portion could potentiall] dieMia major, 1/2 OFF Appetizers ll-8pm EVERYDAY! 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October 19.2fX»6l 11 Sportswww.thebreeze.orf! Rumor Has It... Dukes control own destiny Homecoming powwow in Atlantic 10 it\ a simple formula. AM the nukes have u» do is win another five games against COftfartnCi toes and the Atlan- tic 10 is ill theirs While thai is easier said than done, the |MU football learn did take control of the A-10 with its dominating 42-23 win at New Hampshire. I oat in that tact, the I hikes have done their best impres- sion of Dr. Jekvll and Mr Hyde over the course oi tin-- season, in that they have run their confer* enca record to 3-0 and now sit alone atop the South Division Mad. son still has to face five more BRIAN conference HANSEN opponents, includ- ing three on the road. JMl | defeat of I Ml leaves only three unbeaten A-10 teams, the others being Massachusetts and Maine. Both of those teams still fsce ihallcngmg schedules. including a Nov. 11 showdown .it I Mass, and each still has a data with the UNH Wildcats While the eighth-ranked I >ukrs schedule IMI'I re- alK am easier, they did put themselves in a position that if they did win, they would likely receive the conference's automatic bid into the phnotls and one of the four top seeds. |MU would then be guaranteed home-field advantage for at least the first two rounds of the pl.notls Lett to pla\ for the Dukes is this iveekend'l Home- coming matchup with rival William & Mary, a very tough road game at No. 10 Richmond [t showdown that will likely determine the winner of the A-10 South), home against always tough Delaware and road games at Villanova and Tbwson. JMU will probably be the favorite in each of these gsmce because Of how the team perlornis in the two most important aspects ot football: running the ball and playing defense Coming into the week, the Dukes are ranked first in the conference in rushing (224.7 vards per game and 17 touchdow ns I and third in both scoring detense (IS.2 points/ game) and total defense (278 vards/ game) I hey also lead the conference in sacks with 2h. In their 2004 campaign, the Dukes demonstrated similar numbers on their way to a national title Junior running back lugene i [olloman lias cone from ax* I VAN IIS. SOS pecting to red shirt the year to Junior running back Eugene HoSoman leads JMU In ruahtne thai season wrtti 459 yard* despite playing in only four games. Against the University of New Hampshire saving the Dukes' season with Hoaoman found the endzone three times white running for 117 yards on 24 carries. Hotloman will lead a Dukes team that has found a lot of success playing In Homecoming his explosive running. Playing games. JMU defeated both Mew Hampshire and VMI In their Homecomings already. The Dukes wW host WNam & Mary Saturday In their own Homecoming game. in onl\ tour games this vear, I lolloman hat carried the ball 1 7| times (or I"' ' >. ards and four and our defensive line just did our JMU is scoring 33 points per game to William & Mary's 17 3. The Dukes touchdowns. Madison plays job; we rushed all our lanes and all Offense have a national champion at QB and several weapons around him. Senior running back Alvin our gaps, and that made it hard for Advantage Dukes. Banks has also been dominat- host to rival Tribe their offense to move the ball." ing (when healthy), running for Suppon was named The Sports 207 yards and seven touch - for Homecoming Network's l-AA national defensive Justin Rascati is jMU's all time winningest QB and a candidate for the downs on |ust 41 carries I he player of the week with I six -tackle QB Walter Payton Award. The Tribe have spent the season platooning Jake problem has been keeping the iv MATT MCGOVFKN performance, which included three Phillips and Mike Potts Advantage Dukes. s.hools sixth all-time lead conhibuttnt writer sacks and one for a loss. Senior ing rusher on the held. Hanks linebacker Akeem Jordan also had Junior Eugene Holloman has been a force for the Dukes running for a strong pertormance with a ca- has only participated in four The eighth-ranked JMU football 459 yards and four touchdowns Elijah Brooks has carried the Tribe eamea UUI season while strug- team is set to play its Homecoming reer-high 18 tackles offense, running for 452 yards and five touchdowns JMU is more gling through Mi assortment of game against William k Mar. with The Dukes' offense was firing RB injuriee m o m e n - „ on all cylinders as they put up 42 balanced with depth and has the ability to hit the big run at anytime The defense has been led turn fully points on the road against then- Advantage Dukes. by a different pla\ er everv in its fa- Football No. 1 UNH. week One week it'*- (Uuk vor. Com- Saturday Madison's of- The Dukes have spread the ball out and had different guys stepping up tensive unit Buchanan Award candidate ing off a William A Mary at JMU WR/TE every week, but have not had much consistency from this group as a lunior safetv lonv l.e/ottc, the crucial win 3 p.m. has averaged whole The Tribe's loe Nicholas has 22 catches for 320 yards and four 4*S points next it s sophomore corner- in their Zane Showker Field/ touchdowns for the more consistent unit. Advantage Tribe. back Scully McCee. Against second try Bridaeforth Stadium per game in \i-w Hampshire, it was two against a the past four games, v\ tth JMU held New Hampshire to just nine yards rushing. W&M has given leniora thai helped |MU top-ranked opponent, the Dukes Run overcome the Wildcats Senior a ma|ontv of up an A-10 worst 211 yards per game on the ground Advantage are poiaad to earn a playoff berth Defense linebackei Akaem lordan led I arlier in the year, thev strug- those points Dukes. the Dukes with IS la.kles. one gled against then top-ranked Appa- coming from the running MM k and a tumble MCOVCn lachian State, but last week against Suppon W&M are third in the A-10 giving up just 155 yards per game in the air game. while senior detensive tatkle the University of New Hampshire, Pass JMU s unit has played well against the big play, but has dropped Chuck Suppon gave JMU three |MU put its struggles aside and "You can tel our offensive line Defense several interceptions and was beaten several times by a run-dominant tack* totkm down the UNH dropped the Wildcats42-23. is playing well and I anticipate that Rhode Island team. Advantage Tribe. ■erlal attack. UNH lell from No 1 to No. 7 they will plav belter ea.li ueek.' o IMi continuaa to assert in The Sports Network's Division Matthews said itself on the ground and con- l-AA poll while |MU moved Irom |ML has moved to 5-1 overall Career national titles: trol opponents' offaneaa, the No 13 to No H in the rankings. Ap- and 3-0 in the Atlantic It). IMI is Coaching Mickey Matthews: 1 Dukes should put themselves palachian State reclaimed the No. nOM the only undefeated team in JimmyeLaycockO Advantage Dukes. on i smooth course to the A-10 I spot the South Division. With live con- crown and the Division l-AA "I think the key to success was Icren.r BSJAM lelt, including W&M JMU is playing at home on homecoming. The crowd should be a factor. playoffs stopping their oltcnse, |VH si- this weekend, the Dukes know the Intangibles Advantage Dukes. Hritin HenSfM (s„ sc«mr nior defensive tackle Chuck Sup- season is far Irom over. SMAP rnnfw with ii amcenfra- pun said "Our Mcondar) covered Uon m print journalism well, our hnebat kers covered well. srr RIVAL, page H I M KIN I'M K 12 fhursday. October 19.2006 www.tlwbree2e.0rR The Breeze The Super Morsink Brothers Morsinks bring competitive Kurt has climbed his wa) up Martin said "Not b) design, Senior captain midfielder to sixth place on (Ml 'a 1I1- it's the way it's transpired Kurt (right) and sophomore edge to JMU from Costa Rica time list for goals with u I very kid coming up In .1 toward Kyle (left) have ki le haa been earning min- countrj like that is going to \\\ |t>h- I provided much of the Dukes ested tor two*hour practices utes ,it the forward position be extremely passionate MM\ offense this season. Kurt or Saturda) t, w hile the) had .ind h.is tour goala and an as* competitive about the game." has nine goals and six as- eamea on Sunda) a, Roj said sist in 11 games played. 1 heir In America, mam have sists Kyle has contributed Morsink in the States, loccer leagues success can be attributed in pointed tinkers ,it the trend ol four goals and one assist for •ccer re made 101 kid-- more in I part to the intense to, us the h\ pern ompetitit e sporta JMU. ■ tod- the image ol teamwork I Cer embedded in Costa families. In those cases, nega ita Rica and recreation However, Rican »ulture. live criticisms often fall upon ■ ial takes in Costa Rica, bash Alter school, there wasn't parenting in the fordi 1 erj aeriousl) met hanlca and techniques nuuh tor the Morsuika to do their sons and daughters to Nio 1 sport are .i 1 o.u King focua earl) except play soccer. Even .is engage Ul sports, whether it 1 h>'\ wen kids and In friendh pick-up was tor exercise or competi- similar to and 4 when 1 tirst In Costa Rica, 9\ en games, they thrived on com- tive spirit. as successful as them to the st.i- bod) pleya soccer,' l\u petition I see it as 1 positive," the lirst. In the uni, their fa- senior midfielder Kurt "It was usualK just iti (.r Martin said TllOM types ol Morsmk's case, ther Ro) Mora Morsink -..nd. "it's even I!- guys," Kurt said. "Me IP) individuals are in mam In- they were both mk said Hut more popular than brother, our cousin .ind sonie the gar stances a much more commit- luccessful, but football hen- I \ - friends from the neighbor- ted student ol the game rhe) in entirely dif- erj single kni plaj a hood WOUld |ust go OUl i'i\ know H hat's going on in Italy, ferent ways with ■ soccer .is soon -is the field and [plaj I it usually In England .ind In Germany, theireir aitterentdifferent \ ^S^ I the) can walk " started out .is tun and games, and they are watching the na- pi sying St) les and ^- > B ' I r Kurt and but il got prett) intense " tional teams play much more personal!- X ^y \ tired sophomore Kyle in ( oata Rica, like most so than the average American I* u t Morsink 1 lurd World nations, u student-athlete Kurt, the V 4k t osta Rican ^■l H hen ^■Bk were no is the No. 1 sport lor the IMI seemed like a perle.t boisterous, ____■ so.icr. Ro) \£, ception. team's opening game in the tit tor the Morsink brothers j asL M car v our said H e r .' 2006 World Clip, the ( OfltS Not only would the) be able forward, k\ le's about 6, Rican government declared .1 to gel .in education, but the) ) o u r s I e e \ e role is somewhat differ- when thej national holida) also tould continue playing h pe oi player had the ent. However, when both k\ le able to watch a soo v In that kind oi environ- the game the) love benetit ot pla) mg soccer in the and Kurt are on the held, it's me I through I ment, and in starting out so We told them that it the) States lor three yean through lust like old times I ti.it a H hen they Now, the young, not onl) are talented wanted to pla\ SOCCCT in col- IMG before going to college In a mauh against Georgia started the minor Morsi nks athletes like Kurt ^nd k\ le lege that they'd have to have Kyle, more laid-back, but still state I niverslty, IMi s g leagui find them- being recruited Into collegiate excellent grades and ■ a fierce competitor, stayed in winning goal came oil a pen as we call it selves play- sports, but the) otten I scholarship through a sport. Costa Rica without his broth- alty kuk, which resulted from here " ing along- drive to succeed and .1 love tor Ro) said "One of the tilings er tor the first time lor those a foul thai was committed al • hool side t»ne the game that is unmatched they've always wanted to do years, lie played throughout ter a Morsink-to-Morsink pass 1 i« a the another at b\ Americans, IMI was pla) soccer and become high school, before choosing put Kyle in position to score difficult task the l»i\ ision coai h torn Martin said pros One ol the wavs to do t0 follow Ins brother to | \1l inside the box. g kids like collegiate It has molded them to be that was through college lot 'Some don't want to go "I know m\ brother is al- ' minks inter- 1 || IMI u they are,'' cer." "here then btolhei goes, |usl llg tor me, k\ le Having dual-citizenship in because the) feel the) maj said And I know he likes to the I mted Mates and in CosU be living In the shadow ol an pla) the ball to the near poet. RlCa helped matters older brother," Martin said So I u\.ni,- that run, and he B & B TOBACCO Its a big advantage," Rov "Therefore, expectations ma) found me." said "Ninety percent ot the be reall) high." v cording to their father, iluiiiumhiin 'a Provideroj Premium < igan education the) received here tad for k\ le, the) are Kvle and Kurt will continue 1280 cubic fool Humidor and relaxing smoking area. in t osta Rica was in 1 nglish. Kurt is currently ranked to strive tor their goal tO make We knew what they'd have to lourth in assists and titth in it in professional soccer He do to attend college up there points on |MU'a all-time lists thinks they w ill both enter the Parts & Accessories to keep your Hookah smoking its best! and make it. A lot ol other In his final season this vear Major l eague Soccer drait and Costa Ricans receive educa- Kurt is one of the team cap pla) al thai level Over FORTY flavors of Shisha JL tion, but it will be tougher tains, on hestratmg the Duki 1 I here are a lot more op- Gl01 U\VA \ GRAPt ' »"| UTUKOFUOm tor them not knowing the lan- offense from the midfleld. He portunities to pla) soccer in GRAPl guage COCONlfl ORANGl ]/*\ COHIBA \ ROMERO YJUUETA leads the Colonial AthletU As the i s Roj laid Much I in ONI I ORANGl Martin said coaches haw lociatjon in points (2-11 and is more so than in (osta Rica " MIXEDFRIuivrnni II,, Ml... lti\,«. I PADROS ICISPERI been larelul in recruiting sib- second in goals iUi and assists said Martin. s, , MINI COLA \SHTOS I'l \( II lings (6). I big part ol their life. If inn mi. \rrii. \( II) I HAVANA HONEYS He admitted that there's k\ le, on the other hand, the) Were here JUS) as stu- I'l U // an assumption that a plai is learning the nuan.es ol de dents, it would have never er's brother or sister will be tense tliat ,\rv less prevalent in worked Store Hours: Tues - Sat MHam - 7pm bandbtobacco.com Z03S-S1 East Market Street (Beside Kohl's) (S40) 432-7990 Read the Breeze online at www.thebreeze.org Get your Yearbook Picture taken for The 2007 Bluestone before it's too late!! Dates: Oct. 25,26 tnof* Times: Oct. 25:12-4 pm Oct. 26:9-5 pm Place: Taylor 405 Yearbook Pictures only take 5 minutes, only cost $5 ($8 for seniors), and the yearbook is FREE! Questions? Call The Bluestone at 540-568-6541 or email [email protected] The Breeze ww\i.thchreeze.org\Thursday.October 19.2006113 Sports Network's I-AA College Football Poll RIVAL: Tribe to take on Team (First-place votes) 13. Southern Illinois Sajukis 5-1 1. Appalachian State Mountaineers 14. Northern Iowa Panthers Dukes for JMU Homecoming (88)6-1 4-2 2. Montana Grizzlies (2) 15. Harvard Crimson RiVAL, from page 11 even two oi the conference and the Dukes winning 4H-14 5-1 "V\r re taking il p,.im«' bv lotto were by .» combined live ■I WJcM m the play* 5-0 game becdusv the Atlantic 10 is points. I he tribe are coming "WB have vh Id memories 3. Illinois State Redbirds (11) 16. Tennessee-Martin Skyhawks so touch," Mliof quarterback on* .i non-conference u-n win oi William & Mar) two veari 5-1 lustin MSCatJ Mid "We know against Liberty Unlveralh ago when the) beat us at home, 5-1 that William & Mary will give I .ist ;..ii [Ml won .it WJcM and their fans ,i|l came Otll »>! 4. Cal Poly Mustangs (1) 17. Eastern Illinois Panthers u*> their best game, ,ind right In a nall-biter, W-29, rhegame the stands,' Matthews said 5-1 4-3 now we're jiisl really lOCUMd vtm decided by >> 44-) ird field about the rh air) " I he) had ■ on them. Come Sunday, we'll goal with three seconds left In big partv on our Held arid we 5. Youngstown State Penguins (1) 18. UC Davis Aggies foctH i>n Richmond." Ail playedWfcM twice, haven't forgotten it. n it's thai 6-1 3-3 W&M is 2 4 overall and with the tribe winning 27-24 important t»> ring tO in the regular Season at |\1L 6. Massachusetts Minutemen 19. Maine Black Bears 0-3 m conftranci play How- play well on Saturday " 5-1 4-2 7. New Hampshire Wildcats (1) 20. Alabama A&M Bulldogs 5-1 5-1 Want to write for the coolest section in The Breeze? 8. James Madison Dukes 21. San Diego Toreros Let us know at [email protected] and we'll 5-1 6-0 9. North Dakota State Bison (2) 22. Princeton Tigers make it happen! 6-0 5-0 Because we're cool like that. 10. Richmond Spiders 23. Portland State Vikings 5-1 4-3 11. Hampton Pirates (3) 24. Coastal Carolina Chanticleers 7-0 5-2 12. Furman Paladins 25. Sam Houston State Bearkats COW EARLY. 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Brining has been coming to the Fanners' Market for duce in downtown Hamsonburg for more than 50 years," four years. Each individual at the Farmers' Market seems to have a according to the Harrisonburg Downtown Renaissance Web colorful story and. Brining is no exception. site. "My great-grandfather lived in Hamsonburg, and then moved The market can usually be found in the Water Street park- to New York," Brining said. "My family and I lived in New York ing deck, but while renovations are being done in that area, the and then decided to retire in Hamsonburg." Brining attended location has changed to the municipal lot directly across from the farmers' markets in New York, and decided to continue her hobby Daily News-Record. The temporary location provides the vendors into retirement. with space and an airy, open environment in which to sell their With a selection of scones, elaborate pies and breads, it is produce. apparent that Brining has been honing her craft for some A quick glance around the area designated for the market time. She called the Farmers' Market a "family affair." provides a myriad of images. Rows of brightly colored veg- because of its widespread appeal to everyone in the etables line some tables, while others display homemade community, not just regulars and passersby. crafts, such as dresses and journals. It is apparent that ven- Although the Hamsonburg Farmers' Market is only dors know each other and recognize certain customers, open for a limited amount of time dunng the week, and a lively sense of togetherness is pervasive over the it is certainly accessible to college students and those scene. who live in the Hamsonburg area. With a friendly atmo- Esther Ebey has been coining to the Hamsonburg sphere and delicious, fresh products, the Farmers' Market Farmers' Market since last July. Ebey is relatively new to certainly should not be missed. the Hamsonburg area, and has found a place to prosper The Farmers' Market operates from 7 a.m. so 1 p.m. on both economically and socially at the Tuesdays and Saturdays. pip**, by LAUREN PACKArr CD Review Bands are bringing rock back Slow piano and guitar Four new albums released this fall hope to restore faith in music industry SY JACOB WHSON AND MASON MULES fill DiFranco's album contributing writers In the last few months there have been a variety of new releases in the music world that you may not have heard of. I h.it doesn't mean they aren't worth checking out. While Justin Timberlake has been bringing sexy back, other bands have been bringing qualit) musk hut 'Reprieve' speaks to listeners though poetic lyrics and sounds The Killers The Roots Sam's Town Game Theory The Killers are back with their sophomore album, and it seems Came Theory is not the nonsense you hear on the radio, ■Y (MII WHITE they're trying to move past the new wave influences apparent on but real hip-hop. The Roots' first release on Def Jam re- senior writer their last disc Their new album, Sam's Tbum, attempts to make The cords is full of bling-free lyrics that deal with real issues Killers into one of rock's "greats." Self-admittedly crafting their ranging from politics, poverty and personal loss. Their Ant I>iFranco is careful, taking a slow crawl into the first song songs after the likes of Bruce Springsteen, they've traded in pop drummer, ?uestlove (pronounced Qucstlove), and his of her latest CD, Reprieve. When it begins, it sounds almost like it for more conceptualized rock. With Ivncs like, "Burning down the onginal beats give each track a solid foundation on which should be ending. highway skyline on the back of a hurricane." they've tried to recre- the group builds with samples from flutes, pi.inos, funk "So that's how you found me," she sings in the first line ate stereotypical American themes in epic introspective ballads. Lis- guitars and even a cover of a Radiohead song. The band of "Hypnotized," speaking only after finger-picking guitar teners are left with a curiosity as to what they'll do next rather than does more than ride dirty, so whether you're «i scisoned scales, then a slow piano cues her to start. When she finally an admiration for the current work. All in .ill. the band has work to hip-hop fan or a novice fan, you should be able to appreci- does, it's gentle and unassuming. And, one do before they eatabbsh themselves as one of "the greats." ate The Roots' Game Theory. •RpfiripVP '''" '"ll1 wm'e listening, that's the best — If ^^ way to describe every song on the album Key Track* "Sam's Town." "When You Weir Young," "Unde Jonny" Key Tracks: "Came Theory" "In the Music." "Long lime " A personal favorite, "Nicotine," begins witn "I hate you sometimes/but I love to Am DiFranco be your queen/You are my muse/got me smoking nicotine." At best, it's unhurried and sexy. At worst, every word is true. The Kooks TV on the Radio With her signature syllable-swilling, DiFranco proves she's still the master at throwing more sounds into one beat Inside Inllnside Out Return to Cookie Mountain than can logically fit. She does this in nearly every song, with You may not have heard of The Kooks here in the States, but the exception of the title track, "Reprieve," which she speaks "Brooklyn's best band'' is back with their highly antici- this Brighton band, named after a David Bowie song, have already pated second album. Return to Cookie Mountain. Listening to to the reader as i( we were privileged enough to be sitting in gone multi-platinum in Europe. Saving the obvious comparisons on her private poetry reading. it is almost as good as a mountain-si7e supply of cookies. The to past Bnush pop-rock bands. The Kooks have craned an album trio picked up a drummer and bassist for this relc.ise .ind the Not only are the songs on the album interesting and com- of virtually perfect pop music with iitsnir Inllnsutt Out. They're not plex, but the actual album is, as well. The tree on its front was added instrumentation creates a dominating pemissive texture revolutionary, but they do get their songs stuck in your head and that pervades every song. Other new bonuses on tins album taken irom a photograph of an actual tree in Nagasaki after the make you go "mental," as the Bnts are so fond of saying, laike city was leveled by an atomic bomb. Ani didn't take the photo include guitanst and producer David Sitek's use of "magic," as Pntchard proves that the English accent can be audible in music it says in the liner notes, as well as guest vocals by the legend- herself, but it inspired her to write a poem and caused most of while singing about well-endowed women and trying to get laid. the emotion in Reprieve. ary David Bowie. You can check out the video from the album'* But the band isn't limited to songs about girls; they even cover first single, "Wolf like Me," on youlufce.com and get a taste of TV DiFranco's self-proclaimed "folk-punk" music never disap- Gnaris Barkley's "Crazy." which you can watch c«i ynufiuV.com. Eoints and this album is no exception. Her messages are political. on the Radio "howlin' forever." Lit they're somehow still pnvate and humble. Her 15th solo CD, Key Tracks: "See the World," "NaTve." Time Awaits " Reprieve proves DiFrano still has something to say. And she won't Key Tracks: Songs one through 11 — aka the entire thing. sit down until we hear every last word. CHECK THIS OUT Taylor Down Under is hosting a free pool tournament on Sun- Free day, Oct. 22. Registration begins at 12:30p.m. and play begins • at ip.m. The first 16 players to Pool register will play. For more in- formation, contact PJ Kania at TDU Tournament kaniapj. 161 Thursday. 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EUGENE, Ore. — With flashy graphus, .m over-exdtabla Ml examine how the comedy program compares to traditional televi 'The networks wen- more hype than substance, and The I >ail\ 'shou choc .ind soaring political satire, "I he Daily Show with Ion SttWtff sion news as sources of political information. w as iiHire humor than substance, but llx-v were equally substantive," she said hu kffM MMUM0M laughing (or years, hut the Like news' .omedy "IK- Dalv Slow'' has been the subject erf scH4arty research in the past Ihe "It's certainly no worse than the source people have rehed on fur decades." show is not |ust ,i |oke \atxiul AnnenKig Hectxm Survey found thai '"Dairv Show1 ifoun (knew) That said. POM Mdd the leee hei work as less Of an endorsement A tvcvnl studv hv Julia R lo> assistant pmtess,»r ol telecommunica- moiv ahmt electoon r«ies than pw^A' who regularly rend newspapers or w atch of 'The I'ailv show ' and more ol an indictment of network news hons.it Indiana L'niversih, has tound "llu-l'aih Show," which airs wivk- tiA-v isKr news," and puttsof ihe younger demugrapbio> haw repeatedly found Stewart is up-front about his role as a COfltodUUl not as a journalist. nij'Jits on Comedy Central, to he just as suhstantw e as nrtw < irk a >\ eitgi Ihe dim listed among <*KT comedy shows as a top naweatftUOB Pox said, hut she said the networks have previouslv been considered I he interpretation trom the bloj-osphere and the mainstre,ini me- Stewart's mock newscast also lias flirted with respectability, hosting ap the gold standard ol broadcast news. di.i li.is mOM) 'alien into two tatej'.ones ot respmse. \\-\ said that the pearanees by major national and international figures and serving as the set- "We've been wnnging our hands tor decades that the networks aren't srudv validates the quality ol "I he Dally Show* .is a legitimate news ting when lohn Hd wards announced his intent to run for president in 2004. doing enough substaiuv in the pthth.il .overage, so is it anv real surprise source; it UK) underscores the dismal state of network newscasts Nevertheless, Fox wondered how the increasingly influential that it's just as substantive*' Fox said in a press release about the study "I think the answer is probably two." she Mid. I think uh.it s Comedy nevrt content on "The Daily Show" stacked up against the "Our findings should allav at least some of the concerns about trie grow mg gotten people exited is ON. M\ i>nh gripe is that people aren't traditional network news broadcasts. Her solution was to quantify reliance on this non-traditionaI sounv of polbCBl information, as it is |ust doubttns the equal substance. K any thin);, the\ re MyfaVg ("Ihe Dai- M't und-bv-second coverage dunng the 2004 Democratic and Repub- as substantive as the source that Americans have relied upon for decades." l\ Show "I is more substantive " lican national conventions and presidential debates as "hype." "hu- Fox said that she gets her news mostlv from local and regional Scott Maier. associate professor at the journalism school, said mor" and "substance." Half-hour broadcasts were broken down into newspapers, but is also an occasional "The Daily Show" viewer the studv speaks loudly about the st,ite ol news heinj; broadcast In Mpaiate audio and video channels and analyzed. "I do watch 1 he I >ail\ Show.' It's not my primary source of news Ihe time a viewer might spend watching an entire news broad- .1st. .1 Ihpe" included references to polls, political endorsements and but 1 enjoy it." she said. newspaper reader might get through a single story. Maier s.ud photo opportunities, while "humor" included laughter, |okes and And for the foreseeable future, Stephen Colbert. Stew art s moek- "I think it's a sad state of television news where network and local applause. Fox said. commentalor compadre, is not up for study. His show, 'The Colbert news have focUfd more on sideline issues.'' he s.ud. 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But all is not well in the political realm when problem with the voting s\ stem, but finds hrrsell Menken the voice of reason in the middle of baby toting nwdalinging campaign! and scan* 1 leaner t.reen 'I aura Linneyl. a software de- Increasing]) attracted to the comedian who hides a three-ring circus, and Linney is outstand- dala. \ti, ma lights and sounds .»t election yean. signer In charge of the computer voting system nothing from the public ing as the beleaguered Eleanor, who hnds Men and women dreaaed m ituff) aulla trying to for the Delacroy Company, discov- When Tleanor tinallv reveals herself in the middle of the conflict between convince the public Out the) can about the laauea, ers (here is | glitch in the s\ stem that the computer problem to lorn, he personal responsibility and big business but H hat h.ippt'ns when the \ oicc «>t reaaon cornea calculates the w inner ot the election does theonl) thing 1 comedian with Coldblum takes a break from good-gu\ rolM from a comedian? by alphabetical order instead ol ac- Man of political aspirations would do; he to play the slea/y corporate lawyer Stewart In the movie "Man <>i the v.ir. rom l>obbs tual votes the Year makes tun of the enemv with just "Man of the Year" has alt of the elements (Robin Williams) is .1 television talk-ahon host Eleanor soon discovers that a little bit ol the truth thrown in for of a political satire, and it accomplishes its who enfoys making nil audience laugh hv mak- tkftctcd by: her bosses and their lltai] law Barry Levinson good measure ultimate goal of getting people to think about ing fun of the power players HI Washington. Pol* ycr, Stewart (Jeff Coldblum), are With Oscar-Worth) perfor- who they place in political office. There are Corned) itics becomes .1 serloui matter to u»m when he more concerned with profit mar mances In Williams, I inney no polite Ipeeches about protecting Ameri- is persuaded to run tor president of the United gins than the outcome ol a presi* and W.ilken, Alan of the Yetl can interests. I here is only the cold hard , States by his sometimes ,.tnt.ink« r«uis, but al- dential election Eleanor is faced becomes less of showcase for truth: Sometimes our choice of who to put in ways entertaining manager |ack Menken (Chris- with a dilemma: Does she ignore the prob- the ComedU talents of Williams and more public office is made based on what we MC, topher Walkeni lem with computer system and make her of a refreshing take on the nature of pohli- and what we are shown is often a very well- Through all the debates and political wran- bossei happy? 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