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TODAY'S WEATHER INSIDE JAMES MADISON Panly Cloudy. p. 3: Chop chop: Political high 60°F, low 38°F. Science and Religion classes Exlcndcd forecast on page 2 given the axe p. 20: Livin' it up at LombardiGras A Dow JONES p. 23: Two steps forward, two V 31.17 close: 10,493.89 BREEZE steps back: Zane Showker u N E R business vs. Anthony-Seeger 'slackness' MONDAY, APRIL 19, 1999 MLK Day vote: No day off University Council rejects Emry's proposal ARA HAFER "MLK Day is a day to give thanks participate in the celebration of the MLK Vote to a man who gave so much to us," holiday if classes were canceled, staff writer The University Council vote Thursday was T he said. giving students a long weekend. At an emotionally charged In an emotional conclusion to his "I feel this is an important day for not a roll-call vote. The way each individual meeting on Thursday, the speech, Emry pointed out, based on commemoration," said Mark voted was not recorded. Warner, vice president of student University Council voted against two years of research, that 80 Some key members are: giving students Martin Luther King percent of colleges in the nation affairs. "My concern is the number Jr. Day off. of people that would be here on • Mark Warner, VP of Student Affairs 'have MLK Day off and it is a Monday. I want to pick a day where The University Council is nationally recognized holiday. • Doug Brown, VP of Academic Affairs composed of 28 students, faculty everyone will be here." Following Emry's speech, JMU Arch Harris, the Faculty Senate • Arch Harris, speaker of the Faculty Senate and administrators. Before the non- President Linwood Rose opened the Speaker and a faculty member of • Linda Halpern, Dean of Genecak Education roll call, SGA President Tim Emry floor to any comments about Emry's the University Council said he spoke to the members of the proposal. didn't see how canceling classes was • Richard Whitman, DeaM^wollege of Arts & Letters University Council and the 20 Several members of the council celebrating the day and that an ■ JMU President iirw^QQd^flwre (non-voting member) students who came to support him expressed concern about the about the importance of MLK Day. *&* LE number of students who would see COUNCIL page 9 \fi^- N(K^ JOHNSTON /graphics editor ■a*- Students react to display Floor collapses not really worried about it. It's Snodgrass said. "I am not worried JMUers feel safe, always felt safe," freshman Mari- about walking around at night, but at South View alena Sorvalis said. just hearing about rape is scary, so I express outrage at Although she saw the "X's", Sor- try not to walk around alone at valis said they had no effect on her night." during party presence of'X's' because she didn't know what they Junior Christy Markva said she stood for. A lot of the writing had didn't notice the "X's" around cam- ISA ROSATO been worn away, leaving the marks pus and she feels safe here. INA MONTEFUSCO senior writer without an explanation of their "Personally, I feel very safe here. G news editor L meaning, she said. But I don't do stupid things like Despite the warning "X's" seen Sophomore Tiffany Snodgrass walk alone at night by myself," she A floor collapsed in a second-story apartment in South on the sidewalks last week and the said she also saw the "X's" but did- said. View early Saturday morning during a party. No one recently reported off-campus rape, n't know what they meant. The Freshman Megan LaSalle said was injured. students said they still feel JMU is a recent rape report has worried her a she tries to avoid walking alone at Senior Kevin Tyser, who lives in apartment 1033-G, fairly safe campus. little, though. where the living room floor collapsed, said there were 60- "I've never had problems, so I'm "I think DMU] is a safe campus," see REACTION page 9 75 people at the party when the collapse occurred at about 12:30 a.m. The floor dipped several inches into apartment C below, said apartment G resident Jason Heiserman, a graduate student. Nothing inside the apartment was destroyed. The fire department, which was called after the collapse, did not have an estimate of how much damage was done. No one is allowed in either apartment G or C due to structural damage, according to a notice posted on the door of apartment 1033-C. South View is paying for the residents of both apartments to stay at the Red Carpet Inn on Route 11, Tyser said. Sophomore Elizabeth Cappuccio lives in 1033-A and was at the party when the collapse happened. "All of a sudden, there was this huge scream," she said. Tyser said, "We just immediately got everyone out of there. We called the fire department after we made sure the situation was pretty safe." Susan Givens, of South View management, would not come to the phone when contacted at her home by The Breeze. Tyser said no one from South View management has definitely told the residents of his apartment who is responsible for paying for the damage. If the residents are ALEX VESSELS/photo editor held responsible for the damage, Tyser said he would HIT IT: The Omega Psi Phi fraternity performs its routine in the step show on the commons Friday, one of sever- al events scheduled for Perspectives Weekend, which was sponsored by Students for Minority Outreach. see COLLAPSE page 9 m INFORMATION Th£Br^e 2 Monday, April 19, 1999 TABLE OF CONTENTS BREEZE "To the press alone, chequered as 17 • pg. 27 — T. Riley and Rich • Pg- ~ "Barefoot in the it is with abuses, the world is NEWS OPINION Thompson Park" review indebted for all the triumphs • pg. 3 — Task Force: Grade • pg. 12 — House Editorial: • pg. 19 — Very Special Arts • pg. 29 —NHL Playoff tohich have been gained by Inflation Growing Pains at JMU • pg. 20-21 — Lombardi Gras preview reason and humanity over error • pg. 3 — Political Science and • pg. 13 — Professor Purdue on and oppression." Religion classes cut registration woes FOCUS LIFESTYLE — James Madison • pg. 5 — Earth Week • pg. 13 — Darts and Pats • pg. 22-23 — Building Rivalry: • pg. 33 — 'Scopes and Soaps • pg. 5 — Political Science class Zane Showker vs. Anthony-Seeger rewrites Constitution • pg. 35 — Comics STYLE The Breeze is published Monday and • pg. 7 — Brown Bag Lunch: • pg. 17 — The Three Sisters" SPORTS • pg. 37 — Crossword Puzzle Thursday mornings and distributed • pg. 25 — CAA Extravaganza throughout James Madison Universitv Life and work in Y2K preview and the local Harrisonburg communi ty. Comments and complaints should • Patrick J. Donovan, 19. of be addressed to Courtney A Crowlev • Lauren P. Starkey, 20, of editor. Lewisburg, Pa., was arrested Midlothian, was arrested and and charged with underage pos- charged with underage posses- The Breeze POLICE LOG sion of alcohol in Ikenberrry Hal Gl Anthony-Seeger Hall session of alcohol on April 16 at MSC6805 VENLANDRY each other. Thte case is current- 12:20 a.m. in the Pi Kappa Phi on April 15 at 11:45 p.m. James Madison Universi ice reporter ly under investigation. fraternity house. • Daniel E. Rems, 19. of Cen- Harrisonburg, Virginia treville, was arrested and Phone: (540) 568-6127 • Toby Allen Spry, 19, of Fax: (540) 568-6736 A JMU student operating a In other matters, campus Chester, was arrested and charged witfi underage posses- E-MH addnM.- car altegedty struck a pedestrian police report the following: charged with underage posses- sion of alcohol in Ikenberry Hal the_ breez£#jmu.edu JMU student in Y-tot on April 13 on April 15 at 11:45 p.m. Ntt sion of alcohol on April 15 at http://breeze.jmu.edu at 9:15 a.m. Underage Possession of 11:50 p.m. in the Chi Phi frater- Police suspect the operator of Alcohol nity house. Grand Larceny Section phorto numbers the vehicle is aware she struck . Sara E.McGrath, 19, of Rich- • Unidentified individuals Opinion/Style: x3846 • Non-student Stephanie Babb, News:x6699 the victim. 19, of Wirtz, was arrested and mond, was arrested and allegedly stole a wallet from a Focus: X6729 The victim had no apparent charged with underage posses- charged with underage posses- purse in an unattended office in Sports/Graphics: x6709 injuries but was given advice on sion of alcohol on April 15 at sion, of alcohol on the east side the CISAT A-1 building on April Photo: x6749 Oenanri Manaftf her legal options. 11:05 p.m. in the Alpha Kappa of Bridgeforth StafJum on April Cheryl Floyd, x8084 Both parties in this case know Lambda fraternity house. 16 at 1:15 a.m. see POLICE LOG page 9 BookkA#Mf — ■■ ■ ■ • i . , . Susan Shifflett, x8089 LOCATION

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SCOM department to hold annual conference The 21st Communication Several classes cut Criticism conference will occur April 19-21. This year's theme is Art as Communication: A Budget prompts departments to cancel sections Rhetorical Analysis. RIAN WESTLEY 219 seniors need Religion 101 or 10 other ence department, said he eliminated sec- Gail McGee, a professor at the courses that fulfill the same requirement tions of classes because of budget uncer- assistant news editor University of Alabama- I! in order to graduate, Jeffrey said. There tainties. "[Closing sections is] a decision I Birmingham, will kick off the con- ference tonight with a lecture titled, The College of Arts and Letters wasn't a demand for 10 sections of didn't want to make," he said. "Once upon a time: Storytelling requested a budget of $1.2 million for part- Religion 101. Sections one through eight Sections of political science courses were and Organizational Leadership." time faculty for the 1999-2000 academic were canceled, leaving students to register canceled last week, Bent said. Most of the The lecture begins at 7 p.m. and year, but the university only granted the for sections nine and 10. sections canceled were not required courses will be held in the auditorium of college two-thirds of this amount, forcing Nathan Garson, a part-time faculty for majors or minors. Sections one and three Anthony-Seeger Hall. some departments to cut back sections of member who teaches Religion 101, won't of state and local government have been Members of the SCOM 348 courses offered for the fall semester. closed, as well as introduction to law in a class will be presenting their The college will recieve $800,000, jurisdiction, legal research methods, and papers on the conference's theme to a panel of judges throughout the said David Jeffrey, associate dean of the the Russian political system. College of Arts and Letters. The univer- Cutting Back When classes were canceled last week, conference in Taylor Hall, Room cr" The College of Arts and Letters budget 404. sity has a total budget of $2.8 million for registration had begun for students for part-time faculty. o for part-time faculty was cut $400,000 The top cr JMU requested $1.2 million in funding for the fall semester. Those students regis- three "Obviously cuts had to be made and Q part-time faculty, but received $800,000 tering for a section that was later can- papers In I had to look at departments that could ^ 12 of the political science sections celed will receive a letter informing will be be cut," he said. closed were not required classes for majors them the section is no longer available, present- The political science and the religion o or minors Bent said. ed with awards at the conclusion C?" 8 of 10 sections of Religion 101 were cut of the conference April 21 at 1:25 and philosophy departments are two "In the ideal situation I would've can- p.m. in Taylor 404. departments that have been forced to KELLY ESTES / contributing artist celed classes before the [registration] cut classes. booklet came out," he said. Faculty Senate elects Daniel Flage, acting program director have a job at JMU because his sections Bent said he didn't know cuts had to for religion and philosophy, said sections have been cut. be made until well after the registration 1999-2000 officers of Religion 101 were eliminated by his "It's not what I was expecting," he booklet had been printed. Although JMU's Faculty Senate elected its department because of a memo sent out said. "It's upsetting to me because [the classes were cut last week, part-time fac- officers for the 1999-2000 year at by University Registrar Sherry Hood that university made the cuts] without asking ulty who were to teach the courses were an organizational meeting indicated the number of students needing the students or faculty. [Religion 101] is a not notified of the cuts until this week. Thursday. to take Religion 101 wasn't very high. popular course." Bent said he made a mistake by not noti- Replacing Senate speaker Arch Jeffrey said eight of 10 sections of Garson, who has taught at JMU for four fying part-time faculty sooner. Harris is Jim Couch, professor of Religion 101 were cut but there were still years, said every semester he has had stu- Charles King, vice president of admin- psychology. Joan Fredrick, pro- enough spots for some freshmen to enroll dents come to him requesting overrides istration and finance was away on Friday fessor of English, will serve again and couldn't be reached to comment on as Senate Pro Tempore. in the course. into Religion 101. Secretary William O'Meara, Religion 101 cuts were made because Devin Bent, head of the political sci- why budget cuts were made. professor of philosophy, will also keep his position for next year. Elaine Day, faculty representa- tive from Carrier Library, will become the Senate Treasurer. Dinah Gottschalk, associate pro- New ramp raises issues fessor of accounting, was elected to replace Elizabeth llhe as KRISTIN LAZENBY Faculty Marshal. All of the newly-elected officers contributing writer ran unopposed. The wheelchair ramp being construct- ed by D-hall has raised new questions regarding how accessible JMU is to its Honors Program pre- handicapped students. sents 'Amen Corner* "A small percentage of JMU's students have mobility handicaps," said Lou Students enrolled in JMU's Hedrick, coordinator of Disability Services Honors Program will present two performances of James Baldwin's and member of the American Disabilities work "Amen Comer" April 24 and Association. April 25 at Grafton-Stovall According to the Office of Residence Theatre. Both performances will Life, no students enrolled at JMU this year be at 2:30 p.m. use a wheelchair to get around campus. "Amen Comer" centers on black "[The ramp] was built as a shortcut to families in a black church, but is bypass going all the way around [D-hall]. also about all churches and fami- It's a convenience, that's why other pro- lies, and the other people in the church family whose lives become jects came before it," ramp Project entangled as the story enfolds. Manager Charlie Smith said. KATIE WlLSON/assistanl photo editor The ramp is scheduled to be open for The dramatic reading and The steep incline of the handicapped ramp down the front of the CIS AT building gospel selections are directed by use in late July, with landscaping to fol- Val Gray Ward, the founder and low, Smith said. may possibly pose a problem for students in wheelchairs. artistic director of the Kuumba There are currently no more projects in of all Village residence halls are on the cap accessible on the first floor with stair- Theatre of Chicago. progress designed to make the campus ground level so they are accessible to less entries and handicap accessible bath- The production's musical direc- more accessible to the disabled. wheelchairs. rooms. tor, Janet Howard, is choir direc- Some of the Bluestone residence halls Potomac Hall, the newest residence tor for three local churches, the "Disabilities Services works with stu- Mary Baldwin College gospel dents on an individual basis to ensure that have elevators, including Wampler, hall on JMU's campus, has no steps on the singers and is from a musical fami- everyone has equal access to programs Converse, Hoffman, Wayland, and exterior. In addition, the hall is equipped ly, the Howard Singers. and services," Hedrick said. 'To qualify as Gifford Halls. with handicap accessible bathrooms on For more information, call the disabled, a person must provide docu- Wampler Hall, which opened in 1994, each floor. JMU Honors Program office at mentation stating he or she has substantial is the newest of the Bluestone dorms and Last year, JMU had roughly three stu- x2302. limitations in performing one or more of is handicapped accessible. It has handicap dents enrolled with mobility handicaps, life's major activities." accessible bathrooms and elevators. Hedrick said. — from staff reports Some special accommodations have Ashby and Spotswood halls can only "More might enroll if the campus was been made in parking and campus facili- be entered by steps, which are impossible easier to get around on," said Dale ties. Many residence halls are also for wheelchairs. 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RISTIE MESSINA president would automatically be of the Constitution for the remainder of tease one another and crack jokes. removed from office, leaving him subject the semester. They have learned that the The new Constitution is not being taff writer to conviction after his departure, changes students make on Article I often rewritten entirely in seriousness. The class Senior Alan Windsar was visibly agi- Eksterowicz said. affect the changes those working on later added a provision to the president's oath tated. His classmates decided to eliminate This is the first time Eksterowicz, who articles can make, Eksterowicz said. to "preserve, protect and defend the the option of impeachment for the presi- has been at JMU since 1985, has taught his Windsar started to explain some of the Constitution." In a version that was quick- dent and the vice president. self-titled senior seminar "Reform in the changes his group made to Article I. "We ly edited, the president pledged to "Aren't we saying, in an extreme sense, Political Process." He said the book, wanted to extend the terms of the House "refrain from using cigars except for their that the president is above the law?" he "American Democracy: Representation, and Senate members [to four and eight intended purposes." said to the class. Participation and the Future of the years, respectively),"he said. The group revising Article II justified At the head of a crescent of desks sat Republic," he co-authored with two other Senior Kirstine Wilson joined the dis- to their classmates an insertion into the man responsible for the debate. JMU political sci- ^^^-^—^^^^^— —^————— cussion, describing Section 2, Clause 1. With these alterations, Anthony Eksterowicz, associate professor ence professors, the added amend- a president can only grant a pardon after of political science, instructed the 13 in his gave him a deeper I've always wanted to ment to the War a defendant has been convicted in a court senior seminar, POSC 492, to rewrite the Powers Act. In the of law. This is contrary to former presi- Constitution. %£^Z*l do this. Rewriting the amendment, dent George Bush's pardon of Iran Contra "I've always wanted to do this," Congress is granted figures before they were tried. Eksterowicz said. "Rewriting the TZT^tTd Constitution is a logical legislative veto "I think we're just adding too many Constitution is a logical thing to do." andwhatdi power to withdraw words to the Constitution," senior Collin Windsar's question prompted class He sa T\ethingtodo." troops during Lee said. "We're putting jumble back in." discussion. Should depositions and grand wanted to see his Anthony Eksterowicz wartLme When the revision is complete, the jury investigations still be permitted dur- students "read and associate professor of political science The Article I class will vote on the new Constitution as ing the president's term in office? Was the grapple as the group also provid- a whole, as the original founders did at problem with the Clinton scandal the founders did," Eksterowicz said. ed for a "joint committee of concerned the Convention in 1786, media attention from independent prose- For the first 10 weeks of the semester, House and Senate members to appoint rather than trying to approve each indi- cutor Kenneth Starr's lengthy inquiry or the class studied books on problems stem- three members of a five-member board of vidual clause. A majority vote is needed to from the two-week trial? Should the presi- ming from the Constitution. During this trustees to manage the affairs" of the "ratify" the changes, Eksterowicz said. dent be held to different standards? These period, they used class time to discuss the District of Columbia. The citizens would If Eksterowicz is ever given the oppor- were all questions the class had to con- problems. Then they took a comprehen- be given the power to elect a mayor, along tunity to teach a senior seminar again, he front in making decisions. sive final. with an advisory counsel to appoint the said he plans to use this version as a com- "While the president is president, he is The final exam was worth 40 percent of fifth member. parison. The students' decisions are direct- not a normal citizen," senior Seth their grade. Their participation in rewrit- The professor observes the class from ly affected by Clinton's impeachment and Lieberman said. ing the Constitution is worth 20 percent. his role as facilitator, occasionally interject- the war effort in Kosovo: Future classes ■ The class was reminded that with the The remaining 40 percent is based on a ing hypothetical situations and shedding will face different political issues, he said. intended change to eliminate impeach- research paper about an aspect of the light on potential problems. The atmos- "I've really been impressed. They have ment, a vote of no confidence would still Constitution that interests them. phere in the class is relaxed. The students made a lot of changes in the Constitution," be an option. If two-thirds of both houses Now the students are divided into have gotten to know their classmates Eksterowicz said. "It turned out better of Congress voted "no confidence," the groups, each tackling one or more articles through the seminar discussions. They than I could have ever expected." EARTH Club sponsors JMU Earth Week ELISHA TRIPLETT development — essentially responsible consumerism. "Earth Week focuses on contributing writer environmental issues and includes not Earth Week, a nationally-held event to only recycling but also human rights and promote public awareness and education responsible consumerism," Vaughan said. of environmental issues, is coming to JMU "Students should be aware of it since they from April 19 to 23. JMU'S EARTH Club are members of the Harrisonburg commu- will sponsor several events throughout nity." the week. Thursday is Earth Day, the high point Earth Week at JMU will focus on "four of the week. All of the week's themes will to five big issues and bringing them be incorporated on this day. Information together," EARTH President Abi Miller will be available all day in Warren Hall said. "Earth Week is a nationally recog- and there will be a drumming celebration nized happening to alert people to what's at noon on the commons. going en." The week ends with a focus on recy- Earth Week begins today with infor- cling and procurement on Friday. mation and letter writing at the informa- Students are invited to check out the tion booth in the mail room of Warren Trash Monster in Warren Hall and infor- Hall, This evening at 7 p.m., Tim Sanjule mation will still be available in Warren from the Nature Conservancy will be Hall. speaking in Taylor Hall, Room 402 on "Earth Week is a week of trying to "Preserving Biodiversity in Virginia and raise awareness and make a difference," the World." The focus for today is zero Miller said. cut, a campaign aimed at "stopping com- mercirl logging on public lands," EARTH EARTH WEEK'99 member senior Warren Vaughan said. Sponsored by JMU's EARTH Tuesday's focus is "saving our Club, each day of Earth Week streams" and water quality issues. has a different focus. Information will be available at the infor- MONDAY: "zero-cut" mation booth in Warren Hall and at the TUESDAY: water quality Tibetan Freedom Fest in PC Ballroom WEDNESDAY: responsible DYLAN BOUCHERLE/senior photographer from 7 to 11 p.m. consumerism THURSDAY: Earth Day PARTY ON: Students and alumni mix and mingle to the tunes of the Pat McGee The events will continue on FRIDAY: recycling Band at Lombardi Gras Saturday afternoon. Despite a cool breeze and weather pre- Wednesday with the Focus on sustainable dictions of rain, large crowds of JMUers past and present turned up for the event. 6 Monday, April 19, 1999 NEWS TheBreeze

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1EATHERO'KEEFE dents continue education to get an II contributing writer advanced degree. "Most of the jobs today are going to Students gathered last Tuesday at require at least a bachelor's degree, and Hillcrest House to hear about occupations this is going to be a minimum require- and specific companies that will be experi- ment," Blackwell said. encing growth in the new millenium. She also recommends internships, Annie Blackwell, a consultant for work-related experience and studying Human Resource Management, said abroad. "In order to get hands-on experi- there are several fields that will be ence, take advantage of the summer. If experiencing growth and will offer you get the opportunity to study abroad STEVE JATiZENIcoruributinx photographer more job availability to those trying to or receive an internship, jump on it," she Annie Blackwell, Human Resources Mangement consultant, talks to students about find a place on the work force. Two of said. jobs that will be in demand in the coming years. the fastest growing fields will be engi- Blackwell said that the working pop- neering and mathematics. ulation will be changing in the next trends than their older competitors. them. Blackwell also said that employ- She also discussed the Fortune 500 list, decade. In addition to a growing num- In searching for a job, there are sev- ees shouldn't stay with the same com- which is released yearly and includes the ber of minorities who will be entering eral ways in which students can seek pany throughout their entire career. top 500 companies in terms of pay and the work force, there will also be grow- out an employer. Blackwell said it is "Don't expect to stay in one job working conditions. Blackwell said these ing numbers of older aged workers often successful to send resumes forever," she said. "If you stay in for companies set the trends in the working who are putting off retirement. directly to companies via the Internet. more than five years, you are stuck in environment, so students should become Prospective employees will have a However, in order for them to stand a rut." familiar with the list and learn all they can better chance of getting a job if they out among other applicants, prospects Students who attended the program about the companies featured. know more than one language. should research both the company and said they learned many new tips and Computer companies such as Blackwell said companies, especially its products. Familiarity with the com- tactics.'Trior to coming today, I didn't Microsoft and Dell that hold a high plac- those in the Fortune 500, are becoming pany is highly appealing to employers. know how to go about finding a job ing on the Fortune 500 are evidence that increasingly global. They have facilities "Once you start working for a com- when I graduate," freshman Courtney computer science will continue to show worldwide and will look to hire pany, learn everything about it," Tinder said. "I learned ways to build signs of growth. Other fields that will be employees who can communicate with Blackwell said. up my resume and activities that I growing are those dealing with communi- customers of different nationalities. There are several elements of suc- should be participating in to help me cation, transportation equipment and Younger employees will also have an cess that Blackwell said would be help- in the future." health fields. edge. Blackwell said companies will be ful for college students to know. Freshman Melissa Lowe said, "She There will always be jobs available, eager to hire younger generation work- Networking both inside and outside of seemed to know what students were Blackwell said, but competition will be ers because they will have more knowl- an organization will be helpful for stu- interested in and helped answer our increasing. She recommends that stu- edge of new systems and educational dents to decide if a job is right for questions regarding getting a job." Anheuser-Busch, UVa. combat binge drinking Company donates $150,000 for programs *rATIE DALTON is wonderful—it's the right kind of pro- ^& MARGARET CHIPOWSKY gram," he said. Susan Tate, associate director for health U-wire promotion, said the program is a form of This Bud's for you, UVa. Anheuser- "social norms marketing." The program Busch joined the University of Virginia's "is student driven," she said. fight against binge drinking last week, Tate said the first step of the pro- agreeing to donate $150,000 for education gram is to gather information on the programs aimed at reducing risky drink- drinking habits of students and create a ing patterns. program "specifically tailored" to the The money will be used for research, University. She added that she hopes the developing and _^_^_^^^^^^__ _^^^^_____ program will be implementing a < Harmon, vice summer-like weather, temperatures this week are expected to remain in the 60s. reducing risky Qt KISK. president for stu- drinking among William VV. Harmon dent affairs, said first-year students. Vice -President for Student Affairs he has high hopes University for the program. alumnus John L. "Social market- Nau HI helped the University obtain the ing allows students to gain real knowl- Got a hot news tip? funding. Nau is the president of the edge in terms of what the drinking rate Houston-based Golden Eagle Anheuser- is," he said. "(The program is] not Let us know! Busch distributorship, as well as the designed to eliminate consumption but to chairman of the College of Arts and allow individuals to drink responsibly. Sciences Capital Campaign. "There are ways you can enjoy a Call News at x6699 Nau arranged a meeting between product without putting yourself at University officials and Anheuser-Busch risk," he said. "[By] participating with executives earlier this year to discuss the Anheuser-Busch, we just don't see any possible donation. "I think [the donation] down side to it." 8 Monday, April 1$, 1999 NEWS TheBree ■ The Madisonians 25th Anniversary Homeshow

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Several council members sup- After Emry explained that he After a short discussion on the ported recognizing the day, but would like to stay with his origi- amendment, the council unani- felt it should be celebrated later in nal proposal, Rose asked the mously voted for the establish- the week rather than on Monday. council to vote on it ment of a task force to decide "We have a special responsibil- The 28-member council voted, whether evening classes should ity as a state to support cultural by a clear majority, that students be canceled on a Monday, Tues- diversity," said Douglas Brown, would not be given Martin day or Wednesday for the cele- vice president of academic affairs. Luther King Jr. Day off. Three of bration of MLK Day next year. "I suggest a task force committed four student members voted in The task force will plan the to planning a celebration of the favor of having the day off. evening's events, working closely day. A holiday will only result in Following the vote, Warner with the current MLK Day fewer people being involved in proposed an amendment to Recognition task force. what [King] stood for." Emry's proposal. He proposed At the conclusion of the vote, ALEX VESSELS/photo editor the room was filled with clapping Chris Jones, president of the that evening classes be canceled "X's" like this one appeared last week claiming JMU isn't a safe Black Student Alliance, said he on either a Monday, Tuesday or and smiles from both students campus. Students reacted to the display over the weekend. thinks faulty council members Wednesday thus giving the stu- and faculty. focused too much on those who- dents an opportunity to celebrate "I would have liked to see the would not attend rather than those MLK Day. He also suggested that original proposal passed, but I interested in celebrating the day. this action start next year rather think we're making a real stride "We need to live up to the than the following year as Emry's here," Emry said. "We're starting to Reaction to standards of diversity that this proposal had suggested. move in a positive direction. Next school promotes," he said. "We Several members of the council year's SGA members are commit- don't need to cater to those who agreed with Warner's proposal, ted to continuing work on this." *XV varies REACTION, from page 1 really affect her. Collapse shuts down party "I'm from New York so it did- COLLAPSE, from page 1 struction. housing is built quickly and night. "I always hear about statis- n't affect me much. It happens all "I think South View finished cheaply, so there's not one that's tics and it does scare me a lot. I over the place," she said. seek legal advice. "I don't think the place too quickly," sopho- better than another," said sopho- generally feel safe here with the Senior Brian Risi said he saw 60-75 people should collapse a more Shannon Farino said. more Emily Riggs, who lives in availability of the cadets. And if I the "X's" and was not pleased. floor," he said. "There's many Sophomore Sara Kidd said, apartment C. "It [the floor col- am walking alone late at night, "Yeah, 1 saw them," he said. "I more parties in this development "They put this building up so lapse] doesn't worry me." I'll call them. You can never be think it's a bunch of crap. Who- with many more people than fast, I don't think they used [the Junior Ashley Rinehart also too careful about that kind of ever did it is taking it to the that." best] materials. It shouldn't mat- said she wasn't worried. thing," LaSalle said. She also extreme." "It's not our fault at all," Tyser ter how many people were "We haven't personally had didn't see the "X's." Freshman Vinnie Lupinacci said. "It doesn't say in the hand- there." any problems," she said. "I feel Freshman Lesley Grabias said said he isn't sure if making the book if you have this many peo- Many residents who knew of safe." the recent reportings "have made "X's" was the best way to get the ple in your apartment your floor the floor collapse said it worried Earlier this semester, a floor me more aware of my surround- message across. is going to break." them. "I was definitely scared that collapsed during a party at 1068-J ings and the potential danger." "I haven't really heard of rapes Tyser said he doesn't know night," sophomore Ah/son Coll said. in South View. In another inci- "1 feel sort of safe. 1 wouldn't on campus, so I didn't think it when his apartment floor will be "There was a huge commotion" dent, a deck collapsed at a Forest travel alone at night, but during was a problem," he said. "I know repaired. Sophomore Sarah Speck said, Hills townhouse on Sept. 11, the day I feel fine," she said. Like now that it is a problem, and it is "We have no information," he "I am scared for safety reasons 1998. About 12 people, eight of others, Grabias saw the "X's" but definitely something we should said. "(South View] just told us because someone could have got- them students, were injured in didn't know what they were for. be made aware of. But I think they'd start working on it first ten really hurt." that incident. Harrisonburg Freshman Elizabeth Duffy said there are better ways to do it than thing Monday morning. They did- However, other residents, Police Sgt. J. L. Roy said in the she saw the "X's." writing all over the school." n't tell me how long it would take." including a student who lives in Sept. 14 issue of The Breeze that "I thought they were kind of Alan MacNutt, director of Some residents of South View 1033-C, were not worried by the approximately 50-60 people were sickening to be walking along on public safety, said campus police said they are concerned about the floor collapse. on the 10-foot by 12-foot deck a nice day and then see these 'X's' do their utmost to make this a speed and quality of the con- "I'm sure all of the college when it collapsed. and sayings," she said. Although safe campus. Between cadets, the markings may have been patrols, educational programs and substance abuse and sexual POLICE LOG, from page 2 anyone except the JMU lock allegedly removed $40 from a offensive, the recent reportings shop, the manufacturer or the wallet left unattended at a table in have influenced her to be more assault centers, he said campus 13 between 1:00 and 1:30 p.m. regional manufacturer's repre- Gibbons Hall on April 15 at6 p.m. careful, Duffy said. police will keep doing what A credit card, debit card, $3 sentatives. "I've always been careful, but they've done already. cash and other personal items This case is currently under False Fire Alarm/Reckless I've never felt unsafe. I'll be 100 He advises students to make sure they keep their rooms were in the stolen wallet. investigation. Burning percent more careful now," she ♦ Unidentified individuals said. locked, whether they are in or out However, sophomore Melissa and especially when they are Attempted Unauthorized Petty Larceny allegedly activated a heat detec- tor by placing burning paper Edwards said hearing about the sleeping. Duplication of University • Unidentified individuals Campus police had not been under it, causing a fire alarm in recent rapes didn't make her feel Key allegedly stole a JAC card from informed about the recently Garber Hall on April 14 at 1:02 less safe. • A JMU student allegedly a backpack in a cubbie in UREC "I feel like this is a pretty safe reported off-campus rape, due to attempted to duplicate a univer- on April 14 at 11 p.m. p.m. campus," she said. But she said the fact that the victim had not Paper ash was found at the sity key at an off-campus lock The card was later used by she takes precautions and contacted them, MacNutt said. shop on April 15 at 2:45 p.m. unidentified individuals to obtain scene. "wouldn't go off alone with The Harrisonburg police do not This is a state statutory criminal approximately $10 in vending someone I didn't trust." inform campus police unless it is act University keys are unique products. Number of drunk in public Freshman Lynette Ecklund requested by the victim, MacNutt and cannot be duplicated by • Unidentified individuals charges since Aug. 27:100 said the recent reportings didn't said. 10 Monday, April 19, 1999 NEWS The Breeze

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"The long-term prob- E News of the symptoms spread fast tive system to break down, which allows lem is that Olestra reduces the body's Many students who are consuming and has, even one year later, discouraged the entire fat molecule to pass through the absorption of nutrients called Olestra-nlled snacks to cut down on their some people from even tasting a Wow! body without being absorbed. carotenoids, which may reduce the risk fat intake are paying for it later. Only a chip. Nicole Baragas, an employee of a "The way Olean works is similar to of cancer and heart disease. few hours later to be precise. convenience store, said she doesn't want how certain fibers pass through the diges- That's not proven, but many They say they're making more trips to to invite trouble. tive system," Yaeger Kimbell said. researchers are troubled by Olestra. the bathroom these days because of "But they're selling like mad," Baragas And that, she added, may be why Getting the best information is going to be Olestra, the wonder-oil developed by said. "People are eating them up because some people have attributed their diges- a gradual process. Proctor and Gamble and distributed in they're fat-free. MHMHHMHBHiHHiiHi■MMMMIBM tive problems to And there's really no way of knowing many products — including the awfully That's the reason it _. . . Olean. when we'll get the information needed to popular snack on many campuses, Lay's they're buying People are eating Teig Whaley- make a decision. Wow! Potato Chips. Smith, a UW- The occurrence of side effects related To make a dent in the 774,000 tons of ^Beuning said them up because they 're Madison junior, to Olean appear to be quite random. It fat and salty snacks Americans consume that's precisely the r r rj-,, .., .i said he enjoyed the appears that people who run into diges- each year, Proctor and Gamble developed reason she tried fat-free. That s the taste of the Wow! tive trouble after consuming any products the low-calorie, fat-'free chips that it says them — and has potato chips but containing the oil are in a vast minority. are as crispy and tasty as the regular continued eating reason they re buying the sickness he felt Frito-Lay has received far more calls thing. The breakthrough was attributed to them despite the . >> after eating them from consumers who are praising Wow! Olestra, and studentS/have been scarfing occasional trouble them. offset the benefits chips than panning them, said company down the chips ever since their national they've caused her. Nicole Baragas of having a fat-free, customer representative Bill Cabaniss. . " salty snack, For those consumers who did report debut last year. "Although I'm convenience store employee ,,, , , But not without some regrets. concerned about I had experi- health problems related to Olean, "I thought they were very tasty, but the information I've heard about Olestra, enced some digestive problems after eat- Proctor and Gamble asked them to par- they gave me diarrhea," Hollie Beuning, I'll still eat them (the chips) because they ing them the first time, but I wasn't sure ticipate in a study to assess the validity a sophomore at the University of are fat-free," she said. if the chips were the cause," he said. of these complaints. Wisconsin said. Olean is manufactured from cotton- "However, I had not changed anything Yaeger Kimbell said the participants She's not the only one. The chips seed and soybean oils and, according to in my diet and I knew the second time I sampled potato chips on four different even come with a warning on every Becky Yaeger Kimbell, supervisor of cor- ate the chips and got sick that they were occasions. bag: "Olestra may cause abdominal porate communications for Proctor and the reason." Twice the chips were regular, and cramping and loose stools. Olestra Gamble, works like this: Heavy consumers of Olestra-filled twice they were fried in Olean. The partic- inhibits the absorption of some vitamins A normal triglyceride, or fat molecule, products should not only worry about ipants did not know which chips they and other nutrients." is made up of three fatty acids. In Olestra, their upset stomachs, said Michael were sampling. Wow! chips are fried in Olean, the using soybean or cottonseed oils, more Jacobson, executive director of the Center "Among the 98 people who participat- brand-name of Olestra, a fat-free cooking fatty acids are added to the original three, for Science in the Public Interest, based in ed in the study, no correlation was found oil. When test marketed in Ohio and creating a fat molecule with six to eight Washington, DC. between their gastrointestinal problems Indiana, some consumers reported a vari- fatty acids. "Gastrointestinal symptoms like diar- and the Olean chips," she added.

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. 12 Monday, April 19, 1999 OPINION The Breeze EDITORIAL BREEZE OHM s 'To the press a/one, chequered as it is with abuses, the world is indebted for all the triumphs which have been gained by reason and humanity over error and oppression." — James Madison Editor Courtney Crowley Managing editor Kelly Whalen Ads manager Brandon Hedrick Technology manager GregPfeil Art director Dylan Boncherie Production manager Rick Harman News editor Kelly Hannon News editor Gina Montefusco Assl. news editor Brian Westley Opinion editor Melante Jennings Assl. opinion editor Amy Barumo (£l*y?S>cpd Style editor Jenny Stromann Focus editor Megan Ross Asst. style/focus editor Alison Manser Sports editor Mike Gesario Asst. sports editor Jason Mclnryre Chaos results from lack of foresight Copy editor Marcia Apperson Asst. copy editor Steven Landry do not expect things to get worse. I facts. The student-to-faculty ratio for another major entirely. JMU isn't Photo editor Alex Vessels do expect them to get substantially the university, at 18.1:1, is Virginia Tech; it shouldn't take any Asst. photo editor Katie Wilson ibetter. respectable but misleading. The student any longer than four years Graphics editor M ichele Johnston — Douglas Brown, vice president ratio is only an average, kept low to graduate because they can't enroll Advisers Flip De Luca of academic affairs because a few departments have in the classes they need as freshmen These words, that appeared in the very low ratios, while the rest are until their junior year. Alan Neckowitz high. For example, the School of There are other areas of campus life David Wendelken April 15 issue of The Breeze, make the statement that JMU will recover from Technical and Scientific that have suffered from overabundant its numerous problems associated Communication's ratio is 9.1:1, growth. Any member of the class of with too much growth too soon 2000 can remember their EDITORIAL POLICY — 3,211 students in five years. "However, With all the long-range freshman year when living in Dr. Brown's statements ring " " the Village suites with eight The house editorial reflects the opinion of the true because things at JMU real- planning that goes into making people per suite and crowding editorial Ui.inl at a whole, and is not ly can't get any worse than they three people into a double necessarily the opinion of any individual staff are today. We're mired in an this institution run, its a sad room were common occur- member of the Breeze abyss of overcrowding, under- rences. The administration funding, poor individual depart- surprise that this situation ever has been creative in its patch- Courtney Crowley ... editor mental student-to-faculty ratios work job, hiring part-time Kelly Whalen... managing editor and uncertainty about who we got to such a chaotic level." faculty, renting out Howard Meianie Jennings... opinion editor really are as an institution. Johnson's and adding sec- Amy Bafumo... asst- opinion editor "[JMU is] seen more favorably by according to the JMU Statistical tions of classes when needed. those in Washington than any other Summary. On the other end, howev- However, with all the long-range Letters to the editor should he no more than institution in Virginia," Brown said er, are schools like sociology and planning that goes into making this 500 words, columns should he no more than in the April 15 issue of The Breeze, anthropology, whose ratio is an institution run, it's a sad surprise 800 words, and both will he published on a This is comforting to know, unacceptable 31.4:1. that this situation ever got to such a space available basis. They mutt he delivered to However, with Earth Day approach- Overcrowding is forcing programs chaotic level. The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. ing, maybe we should ask JMU to like the College of Business and the The Breete reserves the right to edit for clarity Things will get better, of course. and space. take a cue and think globally, but School of Media Arts and Design to It's just too bad that those of us who The opinions in this section do not necessarily ACT locally. place restrictions on their programs are enduring these growing pains reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, It doesn't matter one bit if JMU because they're overtaxed. won't be able to reap the benefits, if or James Madison University. can spread its reputation as a strong The fact that students can't regis- and when everything returns to university if it doesn't truly reflect ter for the classes they need forces peachy keen status in the Land of what we are. As students, we love them toother extend their educa- Happy Faces — even if we're here our institution, but let's face the tion beyond four years or declare for six years. The irony kills us. JMU? "On the 50 yard "On a lifeguard "On top of the line." stand in washer and dryer Cancun." in my fraternity CAMPUS _ house.' SPOTLIGHT H*!-* Luke Miller Travis White Mike Kane JEN HUDGINSA/rt/rphotographer senior, finance sophomore, computer science junior, IBUS junior, business management The Breeze Monday, April 19, 1999 13 OP/ED Registration woes? Sorry I can't help any longer Having trouble getting the classes extra semester or even an extra year just to there is some concern that the administra- teach no more than quarter loads, one class a you want? Have to stay an extra get the classes they need. An extra year in tion is planning to kill religion. semester, one class a year, or not at all. (Still, semester? All over JMU, people are school not only means many thousands of So there is this substantial shortfall in they are counted in the student-faculty ratio- making hard decisions about what to do. dollars to JMU, but also the loss of money funding for new faculty and this is why even if they never enter a classroom!) Students, faculty, administration and staff you could have earned at a job. the part-timers in Rel 101 were axed. By hiring such a new administrator, the are all hoping for the best and searching It is like the parking situation. Right The administration is sopping up all the university gets someone who will teach for how to get it. Because no one of us has now you have to pay to park, but fat money it can to try to get as many new about 50 students a year, usually one all the answers, I'm thinking that we might chance finding a place. You can take class- faculty as possible. Sounds good, right? So upper-level class per semester of about 20 try something new — communicating es here, but fat chance getting what you who are they hiring? Recently a candidate or 25 students. On the other hand, for the together about which way to go. need. If JMU is going to accept so many for one of the new administrative posi- same money required annually for this On the week that pre-registration for fall students, it must make preparations for tions was on campus visiting the deans, one new administrator, the university '99 semester started, JMU administrators their arrival. departments could have maintained all the part-time saw fit to drop about 750 student seats for So why trim and so on. Rel 101 faculty. In a year's time the Rel 101 Religion 101, "Religions of the World." back Rel 101? Guest Columnist A s faculty would instruct on the order of Now understand that Rel 101 was not a Administrators reported to 1,500 students! So which serves the stu- class that was struggling along. Every decided to cut me by more dents better? Clearly, this is a no-brainer, semester for as long as anyone can remem- all the part- — Daniel Perdue than one per- but they hired her! ber there have been 800 students or more in time instruc- son, when she Another way to think about it, suppose these classes and many more turned away. tors of Rel 101 in order to have more visited one department, a faculty member she earns $50,000 a year (a very low esti- The problem is not filling these classes, money to offer new hires. Reported in the asked her, "So what will your duties be in mate), she is getting $1,000 for every stu- but where will you go when you cannot recent series of articles in The Breeze con- this position?" To this, they reported she dent instructed. By contrast, the Rel 101 get into them. The university is swelling to cerning student-faculty ratios, the universi- responded, "Well, it's kind of interesting! part-timers would have averaged under 15,000 students, but offering services for ty requested $1.5 million for new faculty No one seems quite sure yet." $43 per student! Is this not folly on a grand far fewer. Every semester, students have to positions, but the powers that be in She revealed the reigning attitude: scale? Is this not folly on the scale of a new settle for what classes they can get into, not Richmond authorized only $800,000. "Let's just hire another administrator. football stadium? what they want to take. This caused a considerable shortfall. As We'll figure out something for her to do Of course, administrators do have One student told me she could not get The Breeze articles explained, this will limit later." Who can blame her for taking a job other duties that are used to justify their into her first 20 class choices. Another told the number of positions that can be filled with high pay and low demands? I'm sure fatted salaries. However, thinking in me she will be taking five classes, but none and the student-faculty ratio will still not she is a fine person, as is most everyone terms of numbers of students or credit helps her either in her major or with her be much improved. In axing all the part- who works here. But I'm not so sure those hours is a fair way to measure work out- GenEd requirements. She's basically hang- time instructors of Rel 101, administrators who hired her are thinking enough of the put. Credit hours are about all the univer- ing out, taking classes with her friends. cited precisely this funding shortfall to jus- students who pay the bills around here. sity has to sell. Year after year, there is an increase in tify their move to the department head. In So let us think about it. Administrators the number of students having to stay an the department of philosophy and religion, such as she are tenured full professors who see PROFESSOR page 15

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A "get-some-common-sense" dart to the idiots A "that-hot-tub-is-for-everyone" dart to the who sit in the entrance of the gravel pit when there couple having sex in the Ashby hot tub last weekend A "you-don't-know-what-you're-losing" dart to are usually a few open spaces available. with numerous people observing. JMU for not re-hiring Dr. Perdue. Sent in by a student who wonders how you '11 know Sent in by Ashby residents who are unimpressed Sent in by students who feel that his Religion 101 if a space opens up if you don't look. with your lack of self-control and respect for others. class was one of the best offered.

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Observation shows us clear to anyone who pays attention that believe it to exemplify the truth of a larger umn are not based on the exploitation of that this is not so. It does not matter how every effort is made to get students to trend. JMU is larded over with administra- part-timers. Theynever complained pub- many faculty are on staff, it only matters come here and every effort is made to get tors and middle management while there licly but chose to work quietly, performing how many are in the classrooms. The real them to send money back after they have are not enough professors and classrooms with excellence. I accepted the contracts, I JMU ratio can be calculated by taking the left. It's the part in the middle that is the to meet the students' needs. In these days fulfilled my side of them and I was glad to number of students in each class one-by- problem, for the university does not make of federal block grants to states in which have the work. one and the number of faculty in each class every effort to deliver on the promises distributed empowerment is taking hold in Here I mean to raise the issue of alloca- one-by-one, perhaps correcting for credit once you get here. This is an increasing government, business and society at large, tion of the students' funds. Although there hour count, labs and so forth. By such a aggravation. The best way the university JMU continues to chart a course of ultra- is no one-on-one linkage between a new measure, the actual in-class ratio is proba- can hope to build up its reputation and its centralized power. administrator and the Rel 101 part-timers, bly much closer to 30:1 than 18:1. This is endowment is to serve the students well For instance, the old Liberal Studies in a very real way it was us or her. The the only way that the ratio matters, in real while they are here. They work hard for program had no dedicated administrative shortfall in money for new hires was the terms. Second, please understand that the privilege of being here. Many leave manager, but the new GenEd program has reason cited. However, just two weeks ago, many of the decisions that are causing you with debts of $30,000 and more. They work a dean overall, five cluster deans and the commonwealth granted the university difficulties when trying to register and summers, they work part-time during the untold coordinators and assessors, $5.1 million beyond what had been expect- graduate on time are being made a lot clos- school year. Let us not squander their bustling about controlling every detail at ed. The budgetary windfall belies the er to Wilson Hall than to Richmond. They money. If the students feel they are getting an administrative level beyond the reach excuse that not as much was granted for will continue to be made against you until a good deal and that the value of their of the departments. new hires as was requested. There is more you demand better rights. degrees will increase after graduation, they Let me be clear that in no way do I than enough to make it up. If you were going to put this kind of will remember JMU fondly and make mean to suggest that JMU should remedy Has the administration no discretion? money into a car or something, wouldn't donations to their alma mater. But if they your registration woes by filling its class- Surely they must have some decision-mak- you be demanding about what you get? feel they were forced to stay an extra rooms with part-time professors, simply ing powers, despite constantly excusing By far the best thing about JMU is the semester at a cost of tens of thousands of because that is the cheap way to go. No, themselves "because those men in students. Even though for every day-trip dollars, they will not. there are far too many part-timers here Richmond are bad men." If all the deci- over here I only make about as much as a Of course, these are just my opinions, already and I cannot support this situa- sions are being made in Richmond, I ask bartender on a good'night, and even and it is possible that I may be mistaken. tion.The fact that some Ph.D.s are paid you why are we paying millions annually though I did not receive a single cent What do you think? Shouldn't we at least thousands for every student instructed, in administrators' salaries here? Why don't increase in my part-time salary since 1993, talk about these things? Why don't you and others as little as $43 is a situation of we just cut out the middle man and put the there was always great reward in working clip out this article, send it to your parents shocking economic injustice. Every person money into your education? with the students. I will remember you and your Virginia state legislators to see of conscience is compelled to oppose Please understand these two things. fondly. In recent years I justified to myself what they think? exploitation. Although I am not happy to First, the student-faculty ratio of 18:1 that the long hours and low pay as service. I lose my livelihood, I myself will never the university cites does not reflect the real- knew that I was bringing something of Daniel Perdue was recently laid off from work here again as a part-timer, even if ity of life at JMU. If this were the case, then value to the students, for they told me so JMU, after teaching religion since 1993.

LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Diversity concerns issues JMU Statistical Summary. There are single or studies can change that simple fact It is evident that the student body of mothers here, military veterans, first-gen- JMU has become increasingly interested in other than skin color eration college students and students over Samuel Fye Eastern religious studies. Classes such as the age of 60. Through the "social interac- sophomore Buddhist Thought are in high demand and To the editor. tions" suggested in the editorial, one EngJteh fill immediately, making these educational Recently the campus has been abuzz could meet these students on campus at opportunities available to upperclassmen with the latest hot topic — the lack of any time. Perhaps the real problem is that only. There is an obvious need for minority enrollment at JMU. The fact that so few students attempt "social interac- Decision to fire Perdue Buddhist Thought and other Eastern reli- minority enrollment is at its lowest point tion" in the first place. needs to be re-evaluated gious classes to be offered more frequently. in half a decade is a serious problem; the To say that any group of people is not With Perdue's experience and educa- cause of which should be determined and diverse (and thus by definition "essential- To the editor tional background he is capable of classes dealt with. However, it brings to light an ly the same") simply because they share specializing in Hinduism, Tibetan existing attitude of students and faculty We as students of JMU are very con- the same shade of skin color is itself a cerned by something that has been recent- Buddhism, Asian Critical Thinking, mat should be dealt with just as seriously. grossly ignorant statement. As people Buddhist Thought and Comparative On April 1, an editorial was run in The ly brought to our attention It seems that attempting to achieve a level of "higher JMU will not be rehiring any of the part- Religions. These classes would satisfy Breeze underneath a cartoon entitled education," it is crucial that we rethink requirements for students with religion "Redefining Diversity at JMU." Before we time professors who teach Religion 101. many commonly held notions and refrain The religion department is currently majors and minors, as well as the GenEd go about "redefining" diversity at JMU, from using inaccurate statements, regard- understaffed and does not begin to meet Phil/Rel requirement Perdue is the type perhaps it is important to "define" diversity less of how often we hear them on the the academic needs of JMU students of teacher who leaves a lasting impression in the first place. Webster's defines the evening news. Until this is achieved and interested in religious studies. on students of all disciplines. He is com- word "diversity" as "essential difference." until no group of people is singled out for First and foremost, a university should prehensive, conscientious and well-spo- Looking in the dictionary reveals a striking any reason, no semblance of equality can be sensitive and responsive to the inter* ken. He motivates and encourages his facet of the oft-mentioned buzzword: it exist If we contend that looking different ests of its students. We are under the students, and if you take the time to sit in makes no mention of skin color. does not make one different how can we on one of his few classes, you would Understanding of course that "diversity" as at the same time contend that looking the impression that we should have an influ- ential voice in our academic career notice that his students are very engaged it is used in publication often refers to "cul- same makes people alike? and interested in the subject matter. tural diversity" leads one to look further The university is making impressive through the professor evaluations. It seems that the administrators are not Those professors who truly move and into the pages of the good book for the defi- strides to deal with the low minority motivate their students to be excited nition of "culture," but amazingly there is problem through studies and recruitment responsive to their audience, the very core of the university. We are specifically about the subject matter should be recog- no mention of skin color there either. and it is heartening to see that many stu- nized for their work. The quality of our Simply put, we need to rethink our dents are concerned about the issue. shocked and disappointed by our univer- sity's decision not to rehire professor students' education should be the most attitudes on people as a whole, not just as However, unless we begin to view each important determinant in the employ- other as people and nothing more, (as Daniel Perdue. In Perdue's six-year career groups. As the editorial correctly states, ment of our professors. We feel it is an part of going to college is meeting people individuals with different cultures here at James Madison he has proven regardless of the shade of our skin), it himself to be an outstanding educator. injustice to the students lhat the universi- from different walks of life who "grew up ty should fail to rehire Perdue. with different life experiences than your will make little difference what the stu- The positive student feedback, both ver- dent ratios are. bal and written (evaluations), will confirm own." 1 can fully assure you that such stu- Dan Sullivan BrenBoseman dents attend this school, though I don't Ignorance is ignorance, regardless of Perdue's consistent excellence and influ- senior senior know what box they checked on their how many politically proper words it ence. Few professors can captivate an art art application or where they show up on the hides behind. 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Written during a tumul- this notion, it's not something tuous time in Czarist Russia, "The peculiar to me, that you ought to Three Sisters" conveys the fears try to design the whole space for a and expectations of characters play, not just the stage." entering a new century. King also expressed his admi- ration for Chekhov. "Over the last •THE THREE SISTERS' 20 or 30 years, Chekhov's reputa- tion seems to be going up and up WHERE: Duke Hall's Latimer- and up," King said. "People used Shaeffer Theatre to talk about Chekhov as the WHEN: Tomorrow through Russian example of modern Saturday at 8 p.m. drama and now it seems like peo- ADMISSION: $6 for adults. ple talk about Chekhov alongside Childrens, seniors and JAC people like Shakespeare, Moliere card-holders $5. Call JMU- ANDREW ZORN/'staff photographer and Esceles as one of the great 7000 for tickets. The staging of "The Three Sisters " in Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre Is reminscent of a Theatre II playwrights over the last 3000 production. The audience is close to the action, giving the feel of sitting in the Prozorovs' home. years in Europe." The play centers on the three realize by the end of the play that somewhat tragic, comic elements mini-theatre, as the audience sits in Wilson has enjoyed working Prozorov sisters, Olga (junior Moscow is out of the question. are added by Chekhov that bleacher-like seats surrounding the on this mainstage production. A Rachel Wilson), Masha (junior Torreele is an indifferent change the mood of the drama. set. The audience is close to the speech pathology major, she Christine Torreele) and Irina Masha who seems as if she is The characters of Tuzenbach action and seems to be sitting inside found it a worthwhile challenge (freshman Tara Chiusano). The trapped throughout the play. (senior Mike DiSalvo) and the home of the Prozorov sisters. to take on her role. "Working sisters each have aspirations that Her bitter demeanor is softened Chebutykin (junior Matt Homer) The set extends across the with people who are theatre can never be met, as their dreams by her affair with Colonel are Army officers that add come- stage so that there are two . majors has been really wonder- of returning to Moscow, their Vershinin (senior Vince Terlep) dy to the play. Natasha (senior rooms, a living room in the cen- ful for me. Doing a classic play birthplace, sadly never become a but comes back with full vigor Siobhan OMalley) is the clumsy, ter of the stage and a kitchen off like Chekhov's 'The Three reality. They are surrounded by after the colonel leaves her. clueless sister-in-law of the three to the side. This allows the actors Sisters' has been really a great Army men who frequent their Irina is of youthful spirit and sisters who keeps the audience who are not the center of the experience," Wilson said. house, and are the sisters' only vigor, but her passion begins to laughing with her lack of tact. action to remain on stage instead Torreele is eager to start per- connection to the world outside fade. She becomes tired and weary The unconventional staging of of exiting. After the second act, forming on Tuesday. "It's been a their small provincial town. like older sisters, as she endures "The Three Sisters" is reminiscent the stage is converted into the great experience to work with Wilson portrays a hopeful, the loss of her own dreams. of a Theatre II production. The sisters' bedroom. The portable such a well-rounded cast," yet frantic Olga, who begins to Though the play may seem stage has been converted into a bleachers are moved, and the Torreele said. Laughs run through 'Barefoot in the Park' figure, which she achieved surpris- ENNIFER SIMMONS carries with it a sweet and natural straight man, drawing both sympa- Island. Victor and Corie rumble ambiance. Either the effect was thy and raucous laughter. I never drunkenly into the apartment ingly welL Instead of playing the senior writer J intentional or Winslow did an doubted Holliday's sincerity or full of laughter as they rehash stereotypical obnoxious mother exceptional job in casting character and his performance their exotic night of strange, who walks like a 20-year-old, If laughter is the best medicine, Jenkins did an excellent job of was by far a stand-out on stage. spicy food and foreign songs. Muller moved like an older then those who saw the Valley making me want to give Corie a Often Paul and Corie's interac- After they go to the kitchen, in woman, troubled with back pain Playhouse's production of good shake and both actors made tions were so natural and well- staggers Paul with mother-in-law but still considers herself active "Barefoot In The Park" should be me appreciate the therapeutic timed that I sometimes forgot that Mrs. Banks having a near coro- I wished Male would have lost cured. This extraordinarily funny nature of a good yelling match. Holliday and Jenkins were not nary on his arm after climbing the the effeminate, 'artistic' accent and play by comic mogul Neil Simon is Never did the fight become ugh/, it really newlyweds. six flights of stairs to the apart- let the character's eccentricities directed by senior Stephen always maintained a healthy bal- ment. They collapse under the speak for themselves. His comic Winslow and wonderfully per- ance of sexual tension, explosive BAREFOOT IN THE influence of fatigue and alcohol timing and witty line deliveries onto the couch and floor. Their formed by a cast of mostly JMU and irrational passion and an PARK' were often lost in the muddle of a account of the night is significant- students underlying quality of genuine silly and unnecessary accent WHERE: Valley Playhouse. ly different from Corie and Trie cameo-like appearances of affection between Corie and Paul 107 E. Water St. Victor's and it is within this clear There were only a few occa- the Repair Man (junior Ryan WHEN: Wednesday through and well-directed contrast that sions when Jenkins' youth and Goodrich) and the Lord & Taylor E VIEW Saturday, 8 p.m. and Sunday Holliday and Jenkins make the relative inexperience detracted at 2 p.m. delivery man (area resident At the heart of this company from her character, namely when most of their relationships with Gordon Fisher) are worth mention- ADMISSION: $7 Muller and Male, respectively. are freshman Jenny Jenkins she is not in a scene with ing. Between these two, they sold However, the relationship (Corie) and senior Ryan Holliday, but these moments are These two also established the 'five flights of stairs not includ- between Muller and Male is Holliday (Paul). To say the two few and Jenkins' youthful energy wonderful relationships with ing the front stoop' running gag. not as strong or interesting as actors have good chemistry on and charisma are clear assets to Victor (senior Phil Male) and Each actor threw themselves I believe the script calls for stage is hardly enough to her character. Mrs. Banks (senior Susanna into their roles whole-heartedly describe the relationship they This is a strong and humorous Muller). No scene better exempli- and both actors are more and did not give up until the last exciting individually. ",-U.m.-.'shama shama~U.~," hadI, s I leftI. .11 create between Corie and Paul. contrast to Holliday's "stuffed- fies mis than when the four come Each engagement in the first act shirt" character. Holliday plays the home from a night on Staten Muller plays an aging, motherly Holliday's lips. 18 Monday, Apn 119,1999 STYLE The Breeie

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( / The Breeze STYLE Monday, April 19, 1999 19 Celebrating Art STYLE WEEKLY ► Sculpture exhibit by senior Norman Scott: Zirkle House Arts Festival combines special people Artworks Gallery — Monday, Wednesday, Friday, noon-5 p.m., Tuesday, Thursday, noon-5 p.m., Saturday, noon-4 p.m., free. through fine and performance art > Color photo and porcelain design by seniors Christy Fisher and Miho Hori: The Zirkle House Other Gallery — Monday, HOMASSCALA similarly-abled children, as well as in*. Wednesday, Friday, noon-5 p.m., Tuesday, Thursday, noon-5 p.m., community members, and doing senior writer Saturday, noon-4 p.m., free. 1 activities they might not normally get >• Honors Concert: Wilson Hall Auditorium — Tuesday, 8 during their regular school curriculum. p.m., $6 and $8, call x7000 for reservations. The Harrisonburg Recreation Center Senior art major Laura Doudera said Student Composers Concert: Anthony-Seeger Auditorium hosted the Very Special Arts Festival, a "I had a lot of fun at VSA today. I think ► celebration of fine and performance arts doing art with the kids is very therapeu- a — Wednesday, 8 p.m., call x3841 or x6863 for info., free. involving special education students and tic. It's a great time for me and it's great I I ■ I ► JMU Faculty Recital: Anthony Seeger Auditorium — community volunteers at the Dogwood fun for them." Thursday, 8 p.m., call x3841 or x6863 for info., free. Drive center, on Friday. The event itself could be described MUSIC,u ► Madisonians Home Show: Wilson Hall Auditorium — Friday Students ranging from elementary as a well-organized free-for-all. The and Saturday, 8 p.m., $4 and $6, call x7000 for more info. to high school age participated in the students roamed from station to sta- ► Spring Bands Concert: Convocation Center — Sunday, 3 annual event. About 194 students tion, the younger ones accompanied p.m., $5 at door. from 22 local schools engaged in vari- by their teachers while the volunteers ► Opera Scenes: Music Building, Room 108 — Sunday, 8 p.m., ous activities with more than 50 JMU supervised each station by doing the volunteers and others from the activities with the students at their >■ JMU Theatre Series "Three Sisters": Latimcr-Shaeffcr Harrisonburg community. respective tables. Theatre, Duke Hall — Tuesday-Saturday, 8 p.m., x7000 for Numerous stations spread across the Freshman art major Ginger Fetske tickets, $5 and $6. gym were the focus of the event. said, "I think we're having more fun than >Orafton-StovalI Theatre: "Elizabeth," Wednesday and Activities vary from year to year, and the kids!" Thursday, 7 and 9:30 p.m.; Student Video Festival, Friday- this time the selection included decoration The volunteers were an integral Saturday, 7 and 9:30 p.m.; "Escape From Alcatraz," Sunday, 7:30, of paper bags, paper hats, sun catchers , part of the Very Special Arts Festival. cup-and-string phones, name tags, clay Most JMU volunteers were from free. pots, face painting, mask-making, water social and service fraternities, the two ►Regal Cinemas Valley Mall: "Matrix," "Never Been Kissed," painting and more. largest groups being Delta Gamma KM] "Life," "Forces of Nature," $450 before 6 p.m., $6.50 after. Call There were also three extra-workshops sorority and Kappa Pi, International 434-7107. — bell choir, clay making and dancing — Art Fraternity. >Regal Harrisonburg 3: 'Ten Things I Hate About You," "Go," which were more involved than the This year's Very Special Arts Festival "The Out of Towners," "Life is Beautiful," $4.50 before 6 gamut of the exercises. Committee was composed entirely of p.m., $6.50 after. Call 433-1200. The event's focus was to give spe- Kappa Pi members. The committee orga- cial education students opportunities If you would like an event featured in 'Style Weekly,' send a letter c/o Style section; Gl to interact with a large number of see VERY page 31 Anthony-Seeder Hall; MSC 6805; JMU; Harrisonburg,VA 22807; include date, cost and location of the evenly

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trolling into the lobby of Zane Showker Hall, an elegant eight- story building completed in 1991, | the packs of bustling future Wall Street bankers and business exec- Sutives speed-walk to class across the mar- ble floor beneath the atrium. Neatly pol- ished shoes complement ironed business- casual attire. Some stroll confidently, but each is aware of the time and always prompt — even for morning classes. Once in class, students take advantage of com- fortable swivel chairs and properly sized desks unlikely to rumple the pleats in their pristine pants and skirts. Across South Main Street lies Anthony- Seeger Hall. The hallowed halls of Seeger, a former elementary school, have been around since 1958. It's essentially a one- story building, save for The Breeze in the basement. Its 1970s neutral colors and mix-and-match furniture look older than most of Seeger's students. The drab atmos- phere houses the creativity of media arts and design majors a world far from the structure of the College of Business. It's a world where classes can often be inter- rupted by stragglers entering at their own pace, only to sit in small, rickety desks. "Before the new school (CISAT) came in across Interstate 81, they were the two far- thest points on campus, the flashy new building versus the old, run-down elemen- tary school," says senior art major and busi- ness minor Thomas Scala. "The Marble Palace,' it's a real high-class place, the gate- way to the university. In Seeger? All the water fountains are knee-high and the tile's U MO R cracked. That tells you something." A world of difference greater than the geography that separates the two struc- tures exists. Many argue life is as different as it can get at two of JMU's most recog- nized and populated buildings on oppo- site sides of the Quad. Lifestyle, dress, activities and habits are distinct among the two breeds of students who account for more than a quarter of all JMU undergrad- uates. In other words, the two student types are as similar as Oscar Madison and Felix Unger. For business majors, Seeger is a place in a galaxy far, far away. According to T- shirts sold in Showker a few weeks ago, She dresses well, wears conservative include wallet chains, glasses with colored SMAD major Lindsay Mann says. "It just the number one reason you know you're a make-up and her clothes come from lenses, body piercings, dyed-black hair kind of seemed normal." business major is: "You don't know who department stores. However, a less-main- and tattoos. Some assert these events occur because Anthony Seeger is, but you sure would stream group constitutes the "alternative" The SMAD crowd is as diverse as the of the building itself, not necessarily the like to meet him." SMAD major. After all, the building plays concentrations the school offers its majors. types of students it contains. One student Seeger is an eclectic land that houses a host to both WXJM and The Breeze. There are computer weenies, reclusive plays frisbee on occasion near the vending spectrum of people. It fits some SMAD "Sometimes the creativity can get newspaper types, television personality machines. "1 get bored and it's not like you majors well, like an old pair of jeans. For ridiculous," a junior SMAD major says. aspirants, radio deejays, moody artists have to worry about hurting anything," he others, Seeger is the pair of jeans two sizes "Some people here take some creative lib- and anal advertising students. Seeger is a says. "This place is like a worn-out shoe." too small. erties with their clothes." melting pot for the JMU Everyman. Dejesus says, "Seeger's a piece of *&$#. Senior SMAD major Jen Talbott says, "I Senior SMAD major Manny Dejesus, Anything goes-it's not unheard of to see It's getting better, but it's either 100 love Seeger because nobody cares what who also dresses in clothes straight from people sleeping in couches, playing a degrees in every room or 10 degrees. It's a you're wearing. It's more relaxed than the department stores, takes a more direct game of frisbee, or rollerblading and bik- bunch of makeshift rooms they're trying Showker; it's like being in elementary approach: 'Too many hippies, man. ing down the hallways. to hook up with equipment, but I can't school again." Everyone looks like a hippie." "I've seen people rollerblade down the Talbott is a mainstream SMAD major. Other staples in the alternative crowd hallway before a couple of times," junior see SEEGER, page 23 PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY ART DIRECTOR DYLAN BOUCHERLE The Breeze FOCUS Monday, April 19, 1999 23 Seeger might not be 'Marble Palace,' but creativity is king SEEGER, from page 22

even fit in the [desks)." A junior computer information sys- tems major attends all of his classes in Showker but works in Seeger. "The build- ing itself (Seeger) is pathetic," he says. "The fact that it has seats that would com- fortably fit an 8-year-old is sad. In the classrooms I've been in, there's no perma- nent advanced technology. I mean, the urinals are two feet off the ground and you have to bend down to look at your- self in the mirror." Seeger is a far cry from "The Marble Palace." If Seeger is a worn-out shoe, then Showker is a pair of shiny wingtips in conservative black. "Showker shows that money talks and bulls@&# walks," a senior finance major says. "It's the most attractive building on campus." Many business majors treat it that way too. Unlike Seeger, senior international business major Rob Speirs says, "There's DYLAN BOUCHERLE/arr director some unwritten rule about Showker that Formerly an elementary school, Anthony-Seeger Hall struggles to meet the growing demands of both the SCOM and SMAD says, Thou shalt not enter with chains programs, The Breeze, WXJM, The Bluestone and WMRA. hanging from your pants.'" Not every one subscribes to the dress ing isn't en vogue at Showker, which position that technically doesn't matter who Actually, there's another unwritten rule, but if they don't, there is some dis- lends credibility to the stereotype of you are. You learn certain skills to plunk rule about fashion in Showker: Thou comfort associated with dressing down. being uptight, Speirs says. into the corporate mold. There's shall not wear anything that doesn't fit "I don't feel the need to dress up, but I "There's no comfort zone in Showker/' one right way to do things: square pegs in a the mold."I wouldn't go to class in definitely feel out of place if I don't," Scala he says. "I don't know who designed the square hole. There are standards and every- Showker in sweats," the finance major says. "It's funny because everyone's all business building, but there's no place to one's taught to fit them." says. "Jeans are acceptable, I guess. Some decked out in their sharp, pressed suits. I relax. The only place where there's lots of But Speirs doesn't agree and says not people in Showker wear sweats — fresh- realize you look nice when you dress up, space is the study lounge and it's dead only are business majors creative, but that men or transfers who haven't learned yet. but this is class, not an interview." silence in there." SMAD majors don't have the monopoly It's better to be overdressed in Showker Another thing about Showker is that Taking themselves too seriously leads on creative juices. than undepressed." out-of-the-ordinary scenes don't take place. to an overt sense of territorialism in the "Yeah, people conform in Showker," he Speirs says, "I don't dress up for "I don't think it would ever cross any- business building. says. "But sometimes in Seeger, not con- class consciously, I do it [subconscious- one's mind to ride their bike through "I give people these weird looks and forming becomes the normal thing. But I K ly. It's that whole thing: business profes- Showker," Speirs says. think evil thoughts like, 'What are you tend to think there's creativity in the COB. sional, dress professional. It's a serious One business student offers this up as doing in my building?'" Speirs says. There are a lot of smart people in Showker. place where people do serious things. I the strangest thing he's ever seen in The finance major says, "1 don't shoo When you have that many smart people, would never wear sweats. I don't even Showker: "One professor has a little Scottie people out of Showker, but I can spot an there are talents there that just don't get own sweats." dog she brings into her office sometimes." outsider immediately. It's amusing — you expressed in the building." Talbott says she dresses differently for This buttoned-up atmosphere is too can tell when people have no idea where With these differences, is it possible simi- her marketing classes in Showker than much for one marketing major. something is. Outsiders tend to hang larities exist between these two? when she's in Seeger. "Nothing weird ever happens here," together once they get in the unfriendly "We both have complexes," a junior "I do it because I guess that's the stan- senior Will Gamer says. "I hate the envi- confines of Zane Showker Hall." accounting major says. "Some of the more dard for business students — if you're not ronment, it's too uptight and needs to be No such problems in Seeger. closed-minded business majors have a that way you stand out and people look at more relaxed. They take themselves too "I don't think any of us would notice if superiority complex. But closed-minded you because they know you're not a busi- seriously and need to lighten up." an 'outsider' came in here because there SMAD majors have an inferiority complex." ness major," she says. "I'm uncomfortable Speirs agrees. "Business majors... are so many people in and out of here all Is business superior? "Only in that we there, I feel like an outsider. I felt like an have their whole lives to take themselves day who are so different," Talbott says. don't consider the fact that there are other alien every time I had to go into that seriously, why not just chill out now?" In addition, some think too many business majors on campus," Speirs says. building my first two years here." Conventional wisdom holds that relax- majors take their grades too seriously. A member of one of the professional "It's more important for me to get business fraternities says, "I don't have something out of a class, but the truth is many opinions or stereotypes about SHOWKER V. SEEGER that in the COB, for many, their grade is SMAD majors because there's a lack of J more important," the finance major says. interaction. In fact, everything outside of BUILT IN 1991 -J BUILT IN 1958 "It's a blunt instrument — grades. Showker, I confuse. Anthony-Seeger is J WHAT'S INSIDE: J WHAT'S INSIDE: Showker is 65 percent male. Class over buried on the other side of campus. It's like there is competitive. I don't want to get College of Business (13 pro- SMAD, SCOM, The Breeze, Zane Showker Hall, Anthony-Seeger and ** philosophical, but people in Seeger may CISAT are the three apexes of this campus. grams total) WXJM, The Bluestone, WMRA care more about their education than at The Quad is just kind of this mumbled J Showker, where grades are the bottom Named after Zane Showker, group of people that I really don't under- Q Named in honor of Katherine line. You don't hear, 'I got a C, but I stand or pay attention to." "a Harrisonburg businessman, M. Anthony and Mary Louise learned a lot' at Showker." Talbott says, "They definitely have a civic leader, member of the Seeger, former directors of the Speirs disagrees. He sees SMAD superiority complex. People portray JMU Board of Visitors and training school of the university majors in a more stereotypical light. "I SMAD majors to have an inferiority com- longtime friend of JMU" never got the sense SMAD majors felt plex, but I don't feel we have one, unless, J pressure to perform," he says. of course, it's due to building envy." NUMBER OF STUDENT MAJORS: according to the JMU 1997-98 Dejesus says, "How much I learn is There must be some unifying factor course catalog. SMAD: 610 more important than my grade because I among business and SMAD students J SCOM: 216 feel that everything I'm learning now I'll somewhere, right? NUMBER OF STUDENT MAJORS IN be using in my job in July. It doesn't mat- "We're all JMU students," Scala says. TWO MOST POPULAR PROGRAMS." J ROOMS: ter what grade I get, it's what I can do. I "There's a good deal of motivation on both Marketing: 596 5 GENERAL PURPOSE CLASSROOMS have skills and I want to be an individual, sides to get a job, and both types of stu- Accounting: 476 like nothing an employer's ever seen." dents have that pride of whatever family 4 OPEN LABS Scala attributes the conformity to the J they come from, SMAD or business." ROOMS 228-SEAT STUDENT AUDITORIUM business world itself. "By the nature of the Maybe SMAD and business students "V- 18 GENERAL PURPOSE CLASSROOMS stuff being taught," he says. "The COB should continue to play it safe and agree to 3 OPEN LABS turns out managers: Essentially that's a disagree, just like Oscar and Felix. Source: JUKI Office of Institutional Research, 1997-98 Statistical summary 24 Monday, April 19, 1999 FOCUS The Brecte EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION What's YOURS?

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After being named the Doug Evans vetern CAA player of the year Thurs- defensive Eric Davis. day, she continued to rewrite NFL draft experts are project- the JMU record book, scoring six ing the 6-foot 195-pound Booth to goals and dishing out three play comerback in the NFL assists in the title game and was Last season. Booth was seventh named the tournament's Most in the Atlantic-10 in tackles with Valuble Player. In the process, 107, and tied for fifth in pass she became all-time leader in breakups with 10. goal scoring at JMU with 143, Other A-10 players to be select- surpassing the mark of 139 set ed included: UMass linebacker by Diane Buch (1985-'88). Riley Khari Samuel to the Bears with the has 44 goals this season. 11th pick in the fifth round (144 Although the Greyhounds ROBERT HkTTIstaffphotographer overall); New Hampshire running scored the first goal of the game, Junior Alivian Coates brings the ball upfield In a 22-2 win over American last week. Yesterday, the back Jerry Azumah also to the the Dukes answered back with Dukes won the CAA championship, crushing Loyola, 17-6. Coates had three assists in the title game. Bears at pick 147 (14th pick in 10 straight, and lead 11-2 at the each contributed a hat trick dur- of their six goals. Zurfluh con- Junior Alivian Coates and round five); Richmond linebacker half. The Dukes sealed their ing the first half. tributed to the game with four Martinez each had three assists Marc Megna went to the Jets with championship victory with the The Dukes scored the first 11 goals and Weiss shot three against the Greyhounds. the 14th pick in round six (183); addition of six goals in the sec- of their 17 goals in the first half goals. JMU senior Jamie Pleyo Sunday's win comes after the and UR lineman Eric King went to ond half. of the game, keeping Loyola scored two goals; juniors Julie Dukes defeated No. 5 seed the Chiefs with pick 14 in round Riley, junior Julie Weiss and under control, allowing the Martinez and Jess Marion each George Mason University 13-5 seven (220 overall). sophomore Michelle Zurfluh Greyhounds to score only two had one goal apiece. in the semifinals Saturday. — From Staff Reports Long tops Men's tennis for track; ousted in semis ODU sends Dukes to early exit golf fourth The fourth-seeded JMU cacci 7-6,6-2. The JMU men's track and men's tennis squad fell to top- The women's tennis team field team finished third out of seeded Virginia Common- suffered a tough 5-3 loss in the seven teams at the CAA Track wealth University 4-0 in the first round of the CAA tourna- and Field Championships this semifinals of the CAA champi- ment to Old Dominion Univer- weekend at George Mason Uni- onship tournament Saturday sity Friday. versity in Fairfax. afternoon in Richmond. Winning matches for the Top JMU finishers included Daniel Andersson defeated Dukes were No. 2 seed sopho- more Lauren Dalton, 6-0, 7-5 Paul Lewis winning the 200 m JMU's top seed, sophomore and No. 6 seed sophomore in 21:04; Jason Long qualifying Luis Rosado 6-3,6-3. Sarah Granson, 6-1, 6-4. The for the NCAA provisionals by Senior Manuel Kropfreiter third-seeded Dukes doubles winning the 1500 m in 3:43:30; and freshman Johan Barras , team of senior Chrissy Travlos and Mike Fox winning the 3,000 the CAA Rookie of the Year, and Granson won by default. m Steeplechase in 9:07:75. sealed the win for the Rams with wins at the No. 4 and No. In the consolation bracket The men's golf team finished quarterfinals, the Dukes shut fourth out of nine teams at the 5 spots. Kropfreiter defeated out eighth seeded George 1999 Paine Webber CAA golf Jamey Elliot 6-4, 6-2 while Bar- ras beat Tim Brown 6-0, 6-4. Mason University, 5-0, winning championship, held on the Sabot all their singles matches until Course at the Hermitage Coun- JMU had advanced the semifinals after a 5-4 victory top-seeded sophomore Sherri try Club in Richmond. Puppo's match was suspended The Dukes finished with a over fifth-seeded American University. The Dukes won by darkness. three-day total of 921, and were The Dukes then fell to sixth led by junior Shane Foster, who four of the five singles matches. Rosado beat Mark Sibilla 6- seeded American University, 5- shot a 227, good for sixth. Shane 4 in the semifinal consolation KATIK WlLSONIassisiant photo editor Foster also shot well, ending up 4, 6-2, Brown was victorious 6- 3, 6-1 and sophomore Marty match Saturday. Freshman Katie Enscoe returns a lob at the net during tennis tied for 11 th with a score of 231. —From Staff Reports practice. JMU fell to ODU in the first round of CAAs, 5-3. —From Staff Reports Pfannmuller defeated Josh Pro- 26 Monday, April 19, 1999 SPORTS Th« Breeze

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His is currently JjJiiJJJJJ^DJJ ranked second in the nation. Riley is also a fundamentally sound player. He had a .949 43 Career Stolen Bases fielding percentage last year while playing in all but two of 29 in 1999 the Dukes' 56 games. Riley also set a JMU record for most sacri- fice bunts in a season, with 13. Thompson, who moved to left field at the beginning of the season to cover the larger por- LAYOUT BY: M1CHELE JOHNSTON Igrupliics editor I I PHOTOS BY: KATIE WILSON loss!, photo editor tion of Long Field's outfield, has 29 stolen bases this season to go along with his .305 batting aver- Thompson said. "Even if we down and dirty is the only way JMU take 2 of 3 from UNCW designated hitter Stephen Grady age. With his three more stolen don't bring our bats to the game, to play. They've played the JMU defeated UNCW 9-5 and junior second baseman bases yesterday at the University we can still run (and make game aggressively, because it's yesterday in the rubber game of Blayne Joyner each had three of North Carolina - Wilmington, things happen]." the only way they know how. a three-game CAA series with hits for the Seahawks. the Montrose, Pa. resident, Riley said, "I'm not one of the Riley stole a school-record 39 the Seahawks. Freshman Thorn Ott took the moved into second place among bigger power hitters, so if I can bases as a senior at Broad Run The win improves the Dukes' loss for the Dukes. Ott worked- JMU players for stolen bases in get on base somehow and steal a High School. record to 14-23-1, 4-8 in the six innings, giving up nine hits a season, behind only Riley. base then I know I'm doing what "I love to steal bases, and if it CAA. The Seahawks fell to 24-16 on nine runs. Yesterday, JMU broke the I can to help the team." helps the team, then I like it and 5-7 in the conference. Junior second baseman Bryan team record for most stolen Sometimes Riley and Thomp- even more," Riley said. Freshman rigthander John Johnson collected two RBI for bases in a year. With four stolen son are the direct cause of a JMU Fortunately for Riley, Gouzd went six innings and the Dukes. bases yesterday, the Dukes win. Riley scored three runs in Thompson and the Dukes, speed picked up his fourth win of the JMU won the first game of increased this season's total to JMU's 14-6 win over Towson is an important factor in McFar- season in yesterday's game. the series 10-9 in 12 innings. 136. The record of 132 was set University on March 31. That land's brand of baseball. Thomp- Gouzd allowed one earned run Miller's RBI single in the top of last year. was also the game he tied a JMU son had a tremendous freshman on five hits. the 12th was the difference in "Thompson is probably a tad record for stolen bases in a game year in which he batted .357, sec- Freshman Adam Wynegar the game. faster, but Riley may be a little with four. On April 6, Thomp- ond best on the team and sixth pitched two innings and junior Senior Ryan New picked up quicker and I think Riley's done son scored from first base on a best in the CAA. He stole 14 Blair DeHart closed out the the win, pitching 2 2/3 innings. a little better job reading pitch- sophomore Tony Moore single bases last year. Thirty-eight game for JMU. New gave up four earned runs ers, but that may be experience," to knot JMU's game with Rad- games into 1999, Thompson has Senior catcher Kevin Razler, on five hits. Sophomore Brandon JMU head coach Spanky McFar- ford University at seven runs a either passed or is on pace to sophomore third baseman Greg Comwell recorded his first save land said. piece. JMU went on to win the surpass his 1998 totals in hits, Miller and junior designated hit- of the season. j In addition to the excitement game 10-7. doubles, triples and RBI. ter Jason Matthews had two hits Riley collected a career-high they add, Riley's and Thomp- For Riley and Thompson, Riley has gotten better each a piece for the Dukes. four hits in the game. Johnson, son's aggressive base running helping the team is a good year at JMU. He has improved in Razler was 2-4 with one RBI, senior rightfielder Nate Turner give the Dukes an advantage enough reason to continue to every category since his fresh- Miller was 2-4 with a double and and senior first baseman Eric over their opponents. They can steal bases at their current pace. man year, including average two RBI and Matthews was 2-5 Bender each had two hits a piece stretch a routine single into an Breaking records and being (.281 this season compared to with two RBI. for the Dukes. extra base hit. ranked nationally are bonuses. .254 last year), RBI (16 so far in Sophomore outfielder Kevin Senior outfielder Mike "It's nice," McFarland said. "I don't think either of us 1999 compared to 22 in 1998), Hairr collected four of the Sea- Foucht was 3-6 with three RBI "You look at all those stolen think of the records, we think of and of course stolen bases (24 a hawk's nine hits. Hairr went 4-5 for the Seahawks. bases and that just means that it more as we are going to help year ago). with two RBI. Both teams scored four runs singles are doubles and doubles the team," Thompson said. "If "I got a lot of it from coach UNCW took the middle in the 11th inning. JMU scored are triples." you're on first base you're sus- McFarland's aggressive style," game of the three game series two in the top of the 12th, while What is even more helpful to ceptible to double plays, if you Riley said. "He's really into behind the strong pitching of UNCW only managed one in the the Dukes is that they can steal second there's no more aggressive base running so we're senior lefthander Bryan Mazur. bottom half of that inning. always count on the running double play and you can score both in a good situation." Mazur pitched his fourth com- The Dukes return home to game, even on days when the on a base hit. If you're on second So it looks like Riley and plete game of the season en face Norfolk State University at 3 team is struggling offensively. with one out and steal third Thompson will continue to run route to notching his eighth p.m. on Wednesday. This can be especially helpful to than all you need is a ground their way into the JMU record straight victory. 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All My Children Brad doesn't have that kind of money. Peter Sonny wants Hannah to take a job at Luke's. Eve's case. Ellen decides to hit New quickly points out he can get it from Carly. Erica is rattled when she discovers Vanessa Orleans with Sebastian. Before they leave, Guiding Light Sebastian collapses and is rushed into the going through her desk. Vanessa tells Erica The Bold and the Beautiful she was merely checking the fan mail just O.R. with Matt as his surgeon. Scott Jesse grabs Max outside the diner and explains to Lucy that he's got some proof so Erica wouldn't receive any cruel mail. Rick is attempting to get Amber back to accuses him of ripping off the cash register Erica was jn fact totally rattled by a cruel that Bordisso was the owner of that factory L.A., but Tawny's family shows up to but Susan comes to his rescue. Jesse exits that was using those Kathy Lee child laborers. piece of hate mail, but she assures Vanessa celebrate Amber's return. Tawny invents and Susan demands to know why Max that is simply how celebrities live. Hearing excuses as to why Rick should hang around would take money. Max comes up with this Sunset Beach from occasional wacko simply goes with He agrees to stay. Raymond shows and sob story that he's hungry and has no place Uie territory. Liza offers to put Ryan back in Amber gets rid of him. Rick finally tells to live. She passes him some cash and he Annie stashes that handgun in Cole's jacket his old job. but he is concerned that the Amber to get her things together so he can then laughs in her face mentioning what a and manages to slide out of AJ's place. scrutiny he's received in the press lately get her out of there. Amber suddenly feels great actor he is and takes off with the Gabi and Antonio are in big trouble. After could potentially affect the television station. some pain and fears she is going into labor. dough. Holly is all excited to have received plotting their way into Francesca's cabin to She decides not to tell Rick about the pains. a day pass to spend the day with Fletcher search for that incriminating videotape, a Another World and Meg. Later though, she finds a picture mountain storm erupts and the two realize Days of Our Lives of another woman in Fletcher's wallet Mother Nature is forcing them to spend the David gives Amanda a talisman to wear on night together. They build a fire and huddle a neck chain. She is not aware is contains Austin catches an eye-full when he notices One Life to Live next to each other buried under a blanket to those Stephanotis flowers and she sinks Heather and Lucas doing the lip lock stay warm. These two are dangerously close deeper under his spell. Later, Amanda takes routine. Later on, he gets the word that Viki and Ben hit the big bed this week and And things begin to look steamy. a trip to that secret garden and meets up Lucas has plans to marry Heather. Bo can't wait to teJI the world how they feel with Jordan. Gary is arrested for the murder Apparently, Heather is just some old flame about each other. Bo interrupts Hugo on his The Young & the Restless of Grant. Rachel will not sign those papers who blew into Salem. Taylor attempts to way to meet Ben. RJ accidentally torches so Paulina can get her trust money and give tell Eric that she saw Nicole kissing Lucas, Club Indigo and Nora and Lindsay are Birdie discusses her problem with alcohol it all to Tito. Cindy continues to tell Gary but Nicole manages to get out of that one. trapped inside the ladies room. Nora is with Kay who admits she once had a simi lar she tried to help him, but she did see him knocked unconscious and Lindsay problem. Birdie tells Kay she has nothing to murder Grant. 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Fabrics include summer, 568-3068. investigation of financing business 4 BR apt. $680/mo. nice yard, 3 people. 70J931-4167. linen, rayon, and wool. Variety of opportunities & work at home Also 4 bedroom available. 801-0660 colors and styles. $15 $75. Call or $170/person Summer Help - Valley Pool and opportunities, contact the Better 5403379248. Spa is hiring a retail assistant for Business Bureau Inc.. 4-5 BR house with garage. 1113-C Reservoir Street - 4 Ptteasantepheasantrvn.net the summer. Saturday afternoons at 1-800-533-5501. $700/mo. bedroom townhouse. 2 bath. W/D. 1986 Honda Civic - runs well, and Sundays off. Apply in person, $1,195. 5682881 or 574-4322. AllapU ncjr CuMrcll Bndfe D/W. microwave, G/D, A/C, Townhouse at Country Club Court - 433-2762. One o( ihc dosM compkxes lo JMU! $225/mo. Walking distance 3 BR, 2 bath, all appliances. 1993 Dodge Dynastv ■ light blue, Owncr/Mjmatcr Available 8/15/99. 867-9375. $230/ea. unfurnished or $250/ea. Video Assistant Positions Avaaabte - PERSONALS 95.500 miles. 3.3 V6, $2,995. The good ipls. go first, furnished. No pets. Call James in Sports Media Relations for the Call 433-5987. su come by and see us! Female Graduate Students and Mason, 867 5994. 1999 2000 school year. Successful Fulfill Your Language Female Upper Classmen - Group applicant will assist in video of Requirement this Summer rates and short term leases for coverage of 27 NCAA sports. 3 Bedroom Furnished Apartment • Summer Sublet - One bedroom in FRENCH 111 - Inlcnsive Elementary for '99 - 2000 school year. summer available. Rooms with townhouse available May, June, HELP WANTED Weekend and night work required. Video experience preferred. French (6 credits) June 7 - July 1 W/D included. 1st. 2nd. 3rd private baths, phone hook-ups. and/or July, utilities included, (M-F.9-12)Dr. lUmkt-Mctz (Index 1531) doors available. $240 per kitchen. Irving room, and dining furnished! Close to campus. Call Applications available in Sports $1,500 Weekly Potential - mailing person. Funkhouser & Associates, room privileges. Utilities furnished. Tina, 574-3345. Media Relations. Godwin Hall room FRENCH 212- Intensive Intermediate our circulars. Free information. 4345150. except phone. Located eight miles 220. No phone calls. Deadline is French (6 credits) July 6 July 30 Call 202-452-7679. eatt of Valley Mall at McGaheysvtlle. April 30, 1999. IMF, 9-12) Dr. Curbin (Index 1532) 4 Bedroom Furnished , Large spacious rooms. Grandiose Townhouses Will Pay Cash - for used or for '99 - 2000 school year. view of Massanutten Mts. Five Summer Jobs - Charlottesville. damaged electronics. VCRs. TVs. Northern Virginia. College students - W/D included. 1st. 2nd. 3rd minutes from ski slopes. Available Reminder at home and car stereos. PlayStations, work with people your own age. floors available. $215 per now. Call 5402988875. Buy your UDAP Contract! person. Funkhouser & Associates, etc. Call Mike's Electronics. Local & Long distance moving. $8 - 4345150. 434-8800. $10/hr. 1-800-76&6831. Available at Cheap Summer Sublet - June/July, Hunter's Ridge studenrsenncesmowng.com Warren Hall Box Office: New Ashby Crossing. $200/mo. Now accepting applications Landscape Person for the Summer- LARGEST BEDROOMS Call Cheryl. 438-0906 or e-mail Four hours, 5683068. Computer Programmer/Analyst - M-F, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. SumSublel0aol.com for details. for groups of 2 or 4. IN TOWN! May graduates - IMS. located in $25 Cash or Flex Lifeguards and Concession Stand Silver Spring, MD employs 80 Fully Furnished! New Carpel! Large 1 Bedroom Apartments - Call 434-5150 Workers - needed for summer full-time programmer/analysts $225/bedroom $380 - $400, available Aug. 17, employment at Plains District developing biomedical systems Adoption- -Happily married, W/D. no pets. 433-1569. Funkhouser & Associates Memorial Park. Lifeguard certification and software. SAS. C++. JAVA. childless couple hoping to adopt infant. Will provide loving, secure, 433-8862 Property Management, Inc. class available. Pick up application PASCAL, FORTRAN and many other Walking Distance to JMU.' 4 0—room Furnished Townhouse ■ at Town of Timbervtlle Office, 392 languages. No work experience nurturing home. All allowable Madison Manor. W/D. microwave. EHO . S. Main St. required. Paid overtime and full expenses paid. Please call benefits. Nice working conditions. Michael and Helen collect at Madison Manor • Two bedrooms, Available August 15. $800. You MUST have a BS from a US 703-8370912. two baths. Completely furnished, 5 Bedroom House - Collicelio St., DJ Wanted for Field Party - college with a 3.0+ GPA. Call woodburmng fireplace, ceiling W/D. Backyard, 2 porches. $800. New Ashby Crossing - one to three April 24. 1999. Call PC Dukes. Private Adoption ■ Loving, devoted fans, skylights. Water/sewer Available August 1. 833*104. 568-3966. Price is negotiable. Food 1 888680-5057. bedrooms on second floor for couple needs your help. Do you included. No pets. One year and beverages will be provided. summer sublease. Pool, exercise know someone considering individual lease $310. $320. 2 BR Apartment - one block from Part-time Summer Child Care ■ for facility, billiards. Call Bob, 4381737. adoption for their baby? If so. $335/month. Roommate placement. campus. Aug. 17. 1999. $490. Domestic Violence Coordinator - 12 year old. 432 9449. please give them our number. 4338822. 2 BR House - one block from campus. Commonwealth's Attorney's Office - Summer Sublet Foxhill - one room, Kinesiotogy/Heatth Science Majors/ Call anytime. Manene and Clayton. June 1 or Aug. 1. 1999, $450. 30 hours per week. Seeking rent negotiable. 5740739, leave Graduate Students - Graduating? 1438&960-2500. Staying for May or June? Cheap Contact Carl at Funkhouser & independent organized person to message. Seeking a job in the "real* world? sublets available in Hunter's Ridge Associates. 434-5150. EHO work with domestic violence townhome! Call Claire, 434-0135. victims. Knowledge of Criminal Here it is! Women's Fitness Center Adoption - ABLE to help you and Summer Sublet - one bedroom Justice System and victimology a is seeking a dynamic self-starter your baby. Devoted, loving, Christian Madison Square Sublet • May 9 - 1999- 2000 Rentals available in 2 bedroom Hunter's must. Prefer B.S. in Criminal for a part/full time position couple wishes to adopt infant. Will July 30. rent negotiable. Fully Ridge, fully furnished apartment. beginning in early May. Ideal give your baby happy, secure life Hunter's Ridge Townhouse - Justice or Social Work or related furnished, short walk to campus. Available May - July. Rent negotiable. experience. E.O.E. No phone calls. candidate will have completed with mother at home. Will pay legal 4 BR. 2 Balh. Furnished. 2 Levels, Ask for Jason. 43^8554. Call Patty, 4380518. Please apply at: Rockingham relevant fitness course work and medical expenses. Call Kathryn singles welcome. County Administration Offices. 20 and have some health club and John, 1S00-484-7834, security House, 1173 Harrison - 3 BR or Roommates Needed - 3 Bedroom House - good condition, East Gay Street. Harrisonburg, VA experience. (Yes. UREC counts!) code, 4732. 4 BR. University Court, 3 BR. 22801. Application deadline: Some early mornings, evenings, 433-2126. 91 1/2 Franklin St. and W/D, available Aug. 17, lease, 433-1569 April 26, 1999 at 4 p.m. and weekends required. Position 437 S. Mason St. (Deck House) includes exercise prescription, Subscriptions to Dance Instructor Positions Avaaabie - membership sales, and retention, OFFCAMPUSHOUSING.COM 227-229 Chicago A ve.- 4 bedroom duplex. Rent one or Hunter's Ridge for fall '99. Please call 234-8317 and more! Call 434 9692 today! Mt. View Heights or 433-7127. The Breeze Hunter's Ridge Townhouses both sides. W/D. new carpet. 2 baths on each side. 4 or 8 people, Hunter's Ridge Condos Condominiums Shenandoah River Outfitters - is LOST & FOUND are available! $200/person. 10 month lease. Madison Terrace & Townhomes now hiring for summer season for For only $30 for third class, or Madison Manor Large 1 Bedroom Apartments - cook-out cooks: school bus drivers, Lost Black CD Holder • found near $75 for first class mail, you can able to lift 85 lbs. Must be Anthony Seeger parking lot. Call to Duke Gardens near Papa John's. Walk-in closets, receive a full year of Still some units available. outgoing, energetic and able to identify. 568€127. University Place washer/dryer, microwave. DW. work weekends, 540-743-4159. The Breezel Gingerbread House Jacuzzi in bedroom, very nice. June Madison Gardens or August lease. $450/mo. Call 434-5150 Housecleaner for Summer • Please send your name, Madison Square SERVICES Mature students only. transportation required. 568-3068. address & money to: Country Club Court 3 Bedroom Cape Cod - Canoe and Kayak Rentals! Fun on Funkhouser & Associates Lifeguards! Now hiring all The Breeze Funkhouser & Associates 2 oath. W/0. DW. hardwood floors the Shenandoah River! Student Property Management, Inc. positions, Northern Va. area. Anthony-Seeger Hall Property Management, Inc. Available June 1,1999. discounts. Check our website Training available, full and MSC6805 434-5150 www.shenandoahriver.com Tube EHO part-time. Top pay! Call Kelly. Harrisonburg. VA 22807 EHO CALL ANY TIMEI 438-8800 1800-966-2500. rentals in summer! 540-743-4159.

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