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THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC PUBLISHED WEEKLY - FOUNDED 1867 mm. t:. ii.^*> i 'mm Volume 74 mmmtmmtKmimmmI THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. HARRY BOYD-SNEE EYE. EAR. NOSE, THROAT PHONE 3-1395 J. M. S. BUILDING DR. O. J. GRUNDY REGISTERED PODIATRIST FOOT AILMENTS 434 ASSOCIATES BUDG. PHONE 3-2574 DR. H. R. FRASER REGISTERED PODIATRIST SHERLAND BUILDING PHONE 4-8969 SOUTH BEND. INDIANA OFFICE 4-5661 RESIDENCE 3-4060 DR. R. F. LUCAS DENTISTRY—X- RAYS 702 J. M. S. BLDG. SOUTH BEND. IND. DRS. PROBST AND SINGLER DENTISTS 405 ASSOCIATES BUILDING Telephone men PHONE 3-1254 SOUTH BEND. INDIANA know this piece of apparatus as the 108-A Amplifier. It is an ''exploring amplifier," SOUTH BEND developed by Bell System engineers to iden X-RAY LABORATORY tify pairs of wires in telephone cables—some 625 SHERLAND BUILDING of which contain as many as 4242 wires. L. E. FISHER, M. J. THORNTON, The cable man explores this mass of wires M. D. M. O. with the pencU-like probe. A tone sounding TELEPHONE 3-4269 in the headphone tells him when he has found the right pair. ROSE DENTAL GROUP Ingenuity—special ecpiipment—attention LEONARD A. ROSE, D.D.S. CYRIL F. ROSE, D.D.S. to details—play an important part in mak PETER J. ROSE, D.D.S. ing your telephone service the clearest and 623-629 SHERLAND BLDG. SOUTH BEND fastest in the world. DR. LANDIS H. WIRT Why not report "All's well" to the folks at home? Rates to most points are lowest ORTHODONTIST any night after 7 P.M. and ail day Sunday. ASSOCIATES SUILDINC SOUTH BEND, IND. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC of his wardrobe, does not believe that the strapless evening gown is as far as fashion designers will go and prefers conscription. This latter preference, COLLEGE PARADE combined with the statistics which show RAYMOND J. KELLY that 46% of the student body list milk as their favorite beverage, might be significant, especially to those who are Good Sports High Above Cayuga's familiar with Cornell. Not since Henry Wallace, by implica Ditches tion, indicted the Willkie Minute Men as a respectable auxiliary of the Bund The latest issue of the Cornell Widow War News has the Parade become as incensed as gives much of its space to a different it was while reading an article by John survey of student opinion. It is different Among those who were drawn in tiiat Dietrich, the sports editor of the Ohio in that it sought to find out such inter cross-country lottery were many mem State Lantern, which dealt with the re esting facts as the number of times a bers of the Seminole Indian tribe which cent Cornell-Dartmouth game. When ed week the average Cornellian bathed, is actually still at war with the govern itorial writers from coast to coast were what he liked to drink, and what he ment of the United States With the complimenting Coach Snavely for con thought of women's clothes, instead of advent of a huge standing army we feel ceding the game after he had seen the wasting time on those trite topics that safe in predicting a marked increase movies of the game which showed clear Dr. Gallup uses, like "Who should win in nail polish sales. It's not that we ly that the touchdown came on a fifth the Greek war?" or "Do you think that want to cast aspersions on the masculin down, this Buckeye Pegler sneeringly Frank Hague cheats at poker?" ity of our troops but that we think that asked whether cameramen or officials they will find out in short order what would work the future Cornell games, Among the conclusions reached by R.O.T.C. boys learned long ago, that whether the price of a game ticket in those conducting the poll were that the buckles, bugles, and other such equip cluded admission to the movies on Mon average Cornellian shaves and bathes ment keep that gleam five times as long day, and whether the Old Grads would once a day, dislikes jockey shorts, be if they are given a coating of colorless get orchestra or mezzanine seats. From lieves that pants are the essential part nail polish after cleaning. where we sit, it seems that Snavely's action was the only possible thing that he could have done. But, a school that laughed off the Maag incident and told the other team that it should be awake, couldn't be expected to be able to prop erly evaluate the distinction between losing like a gentleman and winning like a heel. • Now That It's Over Out of Indianapolis, each week, comes a political newspaper, as biased and partisan in its own small way as even the mighty Chicago Tribune. While it makes no claim to being "The World's Greatest Newspaper" its banner does carry the impressive slogans "A paper which publishes the truth"; "Indiana's different newspaper." In the latest is sue. Jay Franklin's column listed a few reasons why we should have celebrated Nov. 5 as Thanksgiving Day. After all, Nov. 5 meant that: Dorothy Thompson could go back to viewing Hitler with alarm and leave Willkie out of it. Steve Early could be a man and not an issue. The Republicans would cease to sell Roosevelt as national halitosis and Will kie as a new, powerful, yet harmless, antiseptic. The Democrats would cease to sell Willkie as a compound of Hitler, J. P. Morgan and both Babes in the Woods, or to argue that Roosevelt is growing a halo and a pair of wings. Wall Street again became a money market rather than an argument. "I don't care what they call you. You can't wear that helmet!" THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC THE WEEK OPINION iFRANK WEMHOFFi The Question of the Week: Whom vjould you rate as one of today's out Epitaph of the Week Radio Stage has been improving lately standing collegiate football coaches? (El under new management or rather. mer Layden would have had this col- We mourn the passing of a great Radio Stage, under new management, iimn all to hiviself if everyone hadn't team. has been improving lately... This may taken a different coach for sake of be somewhat due to the fact that the variety.) play is now considered as an important Dear Dr. Hutchrns part of the program For those of Zahm Hall, Don Stechschulte: "I think We have heard of your wonderful you who like to see plays, the cast of I'd pick Layden no matter where I went plans for making sounder minds in "Outward Bound" is gesticulating wild to school. He's well-liked all over the sounder bodies, or how to win through ly every night it is rumored that country and is very popular with his losing. Do you have a spare theory some of the players have just about players. He stepped in when N. D. foot handy? I believe I have found a disciple achieved the title role. ball was beginning to ebb and has con for you. Sooner or later one realizes sistently produced teams that can take a that there are greater things in life tough schedule in stride." than mere victory. One begins to under Overrated Cavanaugh Hall, Joe Taaffe singles out stand that—^well, you know. Many have Recently something happened that Clark Shaughnessy because he has taken been converted to your school of thought has been often suspected Five pro practically the same team that rung up and it is apparent that there are others fessors met five students in a quiz con only one victory for Stanford last year who follow you in practice, at least. As test and the students won easily . and turned it into a thus far undefeated a great, great man once said, "It's not without even the benefit of auxiliary squad. "He lives football, studies films whether you win. or lose; it's how you devices The contest was held by of games all winter," says Joe. played the game." This tear-wringing the not-so-punchy engineers a couple of quotation contains all the gushy senti moons ago.... Messrs. professors were: Breen - Phillips Hall, Jack Hughes: ment and moss-green wisdom of the Jackson, Rohrbach, Ellithorn, Schub- "Bernie Bierman is certainly outstand centuries. I have it on unimpeachable mehl, and Collins The victorious ing, because his Gophers rarely fail to authority that the man who uttered students were: John Tormey, Joe Ryan, shine in spite of their being in one of these eternally momentous words be Tom Vincent, Bob DeMoss, and Tony the toughest conferences in the country. came High Notorious of the Notary DeSimon This leads us to consider He shooses the tough way, using power Publics and there is an outfit that leaves that if the profs are mentally inferior plays rather than razzle-dazzle, and still its mark in the most important places. when the odds are even and opposing cashes in." After all, what is victory without de such a crew of operators, think how feat? An impossibility! Thus, it is only Sorin Hall, Edward Porten, says Dr. condescending the students are to listen right that those who tire of winning Eddie Anderson is due for a slice of to a professor when the odds are as high should pass along some of their good limelight. "He seems to inspire confi as 30 to one. fortune. Shall we call this sporting so dence in his players and to accomplish cialism? Or better, share the wealth and more with the material he gets than save your health? Benchley many large schools do.