March 20, 1987 COrfTETfTS Volume 63. Number 17 Reportage 6 Reporview 22 finmen took sixth place in the On Friday. February 27, 1987 The work of recently deceased pop- UNYSSA championship, scoring student sets off fire alarm in Kate artist Andy Warhol range from 603.5 points. Gleason. painting to film-making. Apple Corporation donates A culture filled weekend of jazz Departments SoO.OOO worth of equipment to and art at the Pyramid Arts Center. Letters 4 RFI. Lloyd's is the place for present and Zodiac 11 Ri r offers Study Abroad program future yuppies. Tab Ads 28 to students. Bloom County 29 Eastman Kodak donates $4.7 Scoreboard 26 million to RIT. (>agers win final four contests and What's Happening 30 nine of the last 13. Campus Safety sets up speed A trip to the NCAAs was not to be Cover: checks on campus to make Student for (]oach Bruce Delventhal's students aware of excessive speed. relaxes in a icemen. Perkins Features .14 Sc 21 Featuring a talented starting squad apartment. Rn'ORllRS Annual Apartment and good team depth, the Tigers guide provides current infor- are readying for the 1987 lacrosse Photo By: season. tnation on area apartments. Peter Collick Experiencing a foreign culture as Swimming sensation Nancy well as sun and fun on a spring Dowdall achieves Ail-American break in the Bahamas. status, while Coach Gary Mauks'

REPRORLE At the beginning of the school year, 1 reinforcement of basic problems. Locks are being checked heard a fairly innocuous conversation. communications skills—vocabulary, and changed in the Racquet Club I wo students reeling off name after constuclion, and writing. A scary midrise after students realized their name of video movies they had seen thought—you might learn without keys opened several different over the summer. Sounds innocent being taught. Enjoy movies, enjoy apartments. Again in the Racquet Club enough. But these students typify our television but take with you the skill of midrise students were compensated attitudes towards entertainment—give entertaining yourself. It will be a sad for severe water damage when a water me audio visual feedback. Whether it day when our imagery skills fall victim pipe burst subsequent to a requested is music, movies or video game to atrophy from the modern media. inspection. Coming in April machines, or other forms of it it it Racquetclub will be the home of a entertainment, students have a need to micro RITreat: a fully staffed study have entertainment provided. We have In the next few weeks the fate of many apartment with typwriters available. lost the ability to entertain oneself. We people's future housing will be OCSA is also an excellent legal arc lazy. determined. For most freshman it will counsel for contract clarifiction and Students of the 80's would be lost be the first time their future shelter is non-RIT owned apartment problems. in the world of the SO's and 40's uncertain. It will also be the beginning If you have concerns about heitig without the abundance of visual of dealing with real-life problems of overcharged for damages during an entertainment. They might even be rodents in Racquet Club, leaky pipes, inspection, OCSA will recommend impressed with our parents. I find this lease problems, rent problems, what needs to be repaired to minimize a sad hut true premise. No longer can accountability for damages, and the list costs. They will even provide an the suggestion of sex or violence sell goes on. Answers to these questions are inspector to assure that there are no tickets; it must he overt and beyond difficult to find without knowing the overcharges. If you have any problems gore to satisfy. Visual medias have right doors to knock or how to knock. with housing don't hesitate to call numbed our senses. People have lost The Off Campus Student Association OCSA at 475-6680. their creative imagery skills which (OCSA) knows who to talk to and how develops with reading. to help. They are the true student Reading for enjoyment is difficult advocate when it comes to apartment- for time constraints at school and to related problems. most the very thought echoes In addition to staffing the RITreat amazement. In addition to enjoyment lounge, OC;SA has been very active reading is the best verbal recently in solving student/apartment

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imagined. It seems to be a genuine part of Magazine Make My Day his way of fulfilling his position. Being an 'older' returning student the Once again, another letter of complaint. financial problems have been quite a bit It's not against R.I.T.. the administration, (lifteienl than the mainstream just cmt-of or even Campus Safety (directly), hut a high school students. .And being used to select few of R.I I. students. trying to handle futile money problems, I've been a resident of Perkins Green i was a little disconcerted when I went to Apartments since the beginning of the SentorEditor -j^— Mr. Singh with the problems. I ranted and school year. Since that beginning until raved and gnashed teeth and he took it in now I've put up with the destruction of my with his quiet demeanor (I have since SentoLWriter^ personal property. Let me explain. learned that it is just him). He told me not I own a car and a motorcycle. Since fall to worry, but I did anyway. I shouldn't quarter my car has been moved a total of have, as he kept his word and did all he four times from its parking space in f^&^j^——3S^^r^e could. Perkins parking lot. each resultin in physical damage. My motorcycle has been The rest of the staff is Just as helpful knocked over twice, and damaged while and I am sure it must he the direct result ^\ark Tiffany standing. of having such a good example set before Liz Bonis How do I know that students are to (hem on a daily basis. Thanks to all of Brian Dempsey blame? Fact: Each time this has occurred them. the car was broken into. FACT: F.ach time So next time tell the real story about the car was left no more than one car a real person and the real people he helps. length from its original parking space just so some lazy ass would not have to walk a John Faulrtng little distance to their apartment. FACT: Social Work Craig Veconi Each of these 'incidents' occurred John White between 2:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m. on a Tom Mineo Friday or Saturday night. Some of you reading this might think. SS^^^^I^ W^^^ 'Did you report all this to Campus Safety?' Of course I did, but all I got from them was, 'We'll investigate and increase the SgortsWriteT? —S^^iTrASh'n patrol in your area.' To no avail of the What are you Jeff Gibb "increased patrol' it happened again on Greg House the morning of 14/3 of this year. Only this doing after timeJoe Moron put a ten pound barbell weight through my windshield. The graduation? ili^^iTFF^^n officer who took the report didn't even pick up the weight that was left next to my car! Well. I say 'BULL—' to the whole CartDonW ^^^^j^Tt^^^^ Now that you are ready situation! I'm sick and tired of being Mr. Nice Guy. If Campus Safety can't and/or for a career: won't do anything about this problem. I »^ Do you know how to WILL! I told Campus Safety during the market yourself? previous incident report that if the Ellis J. S?"^L^n Jeff Reicbert problem continued I would take matters Deirdre Campbell -f^lor *^ Is your resume standardized George Daniels ^^^^^ Meuringer into my own hands. My law states, 'Shoot first, ask questions later!' From now on I'll or personalized? be on the lookout for myself.

Scott R. Edmonds For your final course call: Senior Printing CAREER CHANNELS B^^^^Jf^^ S^dPS^ Thank You Parvesh INC. This is in regards to your Jan. 30 article Cottecttons i^^STsS^ about Mr. Parvesh Singh, of the Financial 42 Pinion Drive Aid Office here at RIT. I he article was West Henrietta. NY 14586 fine, but there was one problem. It was totally understated. (716)334-3110 fAark Contino I am sure that I am not the only student that has been in extreme need of financial assistance and Mr. Singh has met A^v^ei ——iSSTsSSi those needs more than I ever would have

4 March 20. 1987 FOLIO IS BACK !!!! Folio features creative vork done by RIT students in the area of art and photography. Black andvhite, color and 3 dimensional vorks vill be included. AH submitions for the FOLIO section of Techmila

ORDER YOUR 87 NOW !!! SENIORS !!! This is your absolute last chance to be in the '87 edition of Techmila. Just think what your parents will do to when you tell them you forgot to have your portrait taken. We will be having walk in portaits during the next 2 weeks on Mondays and Tuesdays from noon til 8pm and on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays from 9am til 5pm. Either call and make an appointment, walk in reaay to oe snot or waiK in as you are anu you ccin use a leaner jacket or blouse for the sitting. The sitting days will be the weekdays of March 23rd til April 3rd. Also if any students would like to get their picture in H the yearbook they can shoot themselves and we will B put a picture of them in the book. During the end of B April and begining of May you will see our photo- H graphers in the college union and you will be able to B shoot yourself and friends and we will be putting them B in the *67 issue. This is a way to almost guarrantee B you will be in the book. Please take advantage of this B opportunity and make yourself part of the book. J If you have any questions or vould like to help out call~: " Techmila Hotline x2227 (Located in the lower level of the College Union, Room A285) REPORTAGE Student Suspended For Pulling Fire Alarm

The Baker-CoIby GIeason quad experi to look at as it's happening to figure out suit, waiting for breakfast in the lobby of enccd a string of five fire alarms during what's wrong.' the (irace Watson Dining Hall. Some the morning of Friday. Fehruary 27. I he The RA informed Campus Safety that decided to return to their rooms, but first alarm was set off at midnight, and the fire alarm was false; however, the noted that sleep was no longer something four others followed into the morning. A entire building had to be evacuated, as is they were considering. They watched the resident of Kate Gleason Hall has been done in any fire drill. I he residents of sun rise instead. suspended for setting off the first fire Baker Colby (deason left the building A campus safety officer, when alarm. immediately after the alarm went off. questioned by the students who were According to several residents of Kate When the 'All clear" signal was given, inconvenienced by the alarms, replied, Gleason Hall, the fire alarm was set off which allows the students to re-enter the 'We just want you to know that we feel when the accused student was debating building, the alarm went off once again. for you guys. It's really not fair.' with his Resident Advisor (RA) about the Some students said that they had not I he accused student attempted to heat sensors on the ceilings of residence made it back into the building, when the appeal his one year suspension, which hall rooms. Allegedly, the student alarm went off. was given only for the setting off of the believed that the heat of his hand was The alarms went off three more times first alarm. According to Dr. Stan sufficient to activate the fire alarm, after that, each time forcing students to McKenzie. Vice President of Judicial whereas the RA did not believe the alarm leave the building. After this. Campus .Aff airs, it was proven that this student did would go off. The accused did admit to Safety took the fire alarm system out of knowingly set off the fire alarms, and holding his hand on the heat sensor, with service and set up a fire watch. The fire therefore the suspension would not be the RA present at the time. The alarm watch system is run by the RA's of each repealed. went off and Gainpus Safety received a floor, who must go and wake up students Campus Safety also expressed that the printout, indicating the floor that the room by room in the event of a fire. incident should serve as a reminder to the alarm had been set off from. According Most of the students expressed students living in the Residence Halls, as to Mark Cavanaugh, Fire Safely co- extreme frustration at the interruption of to the seriousness of pulling or setting off ordinator for Campus Safety, 'The their lives on the Friday of finals week. false fire alarms. Those who do this are subsequent alarms were due to a problem One student explained. "After the fourth automatically suspended from the with the relays in the system which were one. 1 figured 1 might as well stay up. Institute. • malfunctioning. The problem is very Breakfast starts early at 6:30 this morning, difficult to detect; it's something you have so I'll just wait." Other students followed

RIT Picked 27 Macintoshes From Apple Apple Corporation donated computers to capable of letter-quality type. Students RIT. It will provide an opportunity to all the Booth Microcomputer Lab in the that want letter-quality type for resumes of our foundation students to have hands- James K. Booth Memorial Building, room and cover letters usually pay an average of on experience with Computer Aided 1.540. The Booth Microcomputer Lab was 20 dollars for typesetting and copying. Design (CAD) early in their professional designed for freshmen students taking Students could type their own resumes development." said Robert Johnston, foundation courses in the College of Fine and cover letters on the Macintosh dean of the College of Fine and Applied and Applied .Arts and students in the microcomputer and use the Apple Arts. Freshman Writing program from the LaserWriter printer for only 10 cents a The Freshman Writing program in the College of Liberal Arts (LA). Other page. I he studetit would not only save College of Liberal Arts will use the students may use the lab when terminals money, hut also learn how to use a Macintosh to instruct freshmen in word are open. The Booth Microcomputer Lab computer system and increase their piocessing. writing rough drafts and was set up and operated by the Academic computer knowledge. Many students reports, essays, and writing assignments. Computing and User Services (ACUS) a believe working on computers are too Joseph Nassar, Liberal Arts instructor, department of Information Systems and hard, and take too long to learn. "The said, "It provides an opportunity to Computing (ISC) at RIT. Apple .Macintosh is a great opportunity to learn eliminate many time-consuming steps like Corporation donated 27 Macintosh computers and get rid aicompnterphobia." copying rewrites, and introduces a high- microcomputers, three Apple commented Tony Ucci. second year tech means of better writing skills for the ImageWriter printers, two Apple Mechanical Engineering student. There is student." Ron Stapppenheck. Director of LaserWriter printers, an AppleTalk a limit of ten copies of the same page, and ISC, expressed. "This lab is another step network, and MacWrite and MacPaint students are only allowed on the in RIT's effort to provide state-of-the-art software. The donation from Apple Macintoshes if there are any terminals not computing resources to support Corporation was over $5().()0() according being used by freshmen in CFA and instruction. RIT's objective of providing to Bob Weeks, Assistant Director for User students in Freshman Writing program. a variety of computer-based and Services. "ISC hopes to add 23 more The foundation courses in CFA help supported learning opportunities will Macintosh microcomputers for a total of art students manipulate shapes, lines, and continue to improve the quality of an RIT .50 computers available to students. The color into a design. "The advent of the education." • additional computers would have to be new microcomputer lab adds a new funded by RH ." said Weeks. dimension to our computer expertise in The Apple LaserWriter printer is the College of Fine and Applied Arts and

6 March 20, 1987 Compiled by: James Ferme Maxine Isaacson John White Mark Tiffany

RIT Offers Student Exchange Program Would you like to experience life in a the School of Food. Hotel and Tourism credits they will earn at a particular foreign country? Through studying Management. Even though this is a great institution, they must notify their colleges abroad, you can. opportunity, it has its mishaps. Likewise, in advance, because some classes taken Dr. Paul (irebinger, associate those who are chosen to study at External abroad cannot be transferred to RIT. professor for the College of Liberal Arts, University must have enough money on Students can apply to any foreign college has developed many opportunities for hand. Instead of paying External they wish. however. (Irebinger RTF students who want to study abroad. L'niversitv's cheaper tuition, students recommends to not apply to universities This year, (irebinger established a must pay all of Rl l's fees, including in Lebanon and other .Middle Fast summer program for RTF students at tuition and room/board, and spend their countries. He noted, ' These places are External University in Columbia, the first own money on airfare. According to potentially dangerous; I would advise a student exchange program RIT has ever (irebinger, this is a fair deal since these student not to go there." had. This program is designed for Food, students will receive preferential Anyone interested in studying abroad Hotel, and Tourism Management treatment while being at this foreign should go to (irehinger's office at the students. Those who participate in the college. Eastman Building. Room 3200. Likewise, exchange will attend External University If students did not w ant to participate he has a considerable amount of for six weeks. Students will receive a full- in this, exchange program, they could information available to students on the week trip around Columbia and have a apply directly to any foreign university. subject of studying abroad. In (irehinger's two-hour intensive study session five days The only problem with this method is that opinion, the rewards that students get a week in spoken Spanish at Centro there is a requirement that applicants from studying abroad heavily outweighs Colombo Americano Universitv. the best must be able to speak the particular the investment they put into it. As language center in Colombia. country's language fluently. However, (irebinger noted, "Everyone should travel In order to qualify for the exchange those who apply directly to a foreign abroad sometime, and experience life in program, students must have a CPA of 2.5 university do not have to pay RIT's tuition, a foreign country." • and he a junior or senior undergraduate. hut have to pay the fees of the college In addition, they must submit a resume to al)i()ad. If students wish to transfer the

RIT Receives Gift From Kodak Speed Check!

Eastman Kodak Company has announced had a major impact on the technology ot RTF has introduced a new type of a $4.7 million gift to RTF. in support of imaging by providing qualified education to the Rl 1 campus: speed the Institute's 'Access to the Future' graduateds and years of applied research education. Starting this spring. Campus campaign. The donation will help finance in the field; certainly. Kodak has Safety will be positioned in highly visible construction of the Campus Life Center benefited from this close association.' spots on campus clocking the speeds of and Wallace Memorial Library addition. The goal of the 'Access to the Future' motorists. These speeds will he displayed The money will also go toward endowed campaign is $85 million. At the present on a large board set on the Campus Safety scholarships and professorships, new time, the Kodak pledge has brought the car. The purjxise of this check is to make e(juipment. development of the Center total amount to $67 million. In another people aware of the speeds which they are for Microelectronic and Computer 34 months. RTF plans to reach the traveling on the campus roadways. Engineering, progressive research, and campaign's target. Dick Sterling, Assistant Director for expansion of the Center for Imaging Kodak's contribution is a very Operations at Campus Safety, said that Science. important element for the success of the the speed at which motorists drive .According to James N. Snyder, Institute. RTF President M. Richard Rose generally increases in the spring, so director of Development and head of the stated that the gift is having a significant Campus Safety thought it would he a campaign, it took a lot of hard work to impact on RIT's existence. Likewise. good idea to inform people of their attain the contribution. In 1983. the Snyder commented. ' The future of RIT speeds without actually writing speeding 'Access to the Future' campaign was put depends on these contributions for tickets. Sterling stresses that The purpose into action. The RIT Board of Trustees raising resources, moving ahead, and of the program is to educate.' The peace went out to industries around the area to maintaining the philosophy of the officer in the car will not write up any solicit funds. Afterwards. Kodak sent a Institute.' • tickets for speeding. The Campus Safety study team to review RTF's academic car cannot give pursuit because the speed standards and plans for the future. After display board is not fastened to the car seeing the growth potential for RTF, If you see news and will fall if the car is moving. However, Colby H. Chandler, chairman of the happening, call should it he deemed necessary, a backup hoard of trustees and chief executive unit could he called to give pursuit to the officer of Kodak, announced the gift to our new flagrant offender. RTF. As he noted. The magnitude of this Sterling says that community response support is an expression of our thus far has been positive. He says that confidence to RIT's future and an News Hotline people will occasionally pull over and appreciation for the Institute's express their interest in the program or contribution to this community." 475-2212 express their surprise at the speed which Chandler added. In particular. RTF had was clocked. •

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t's time for this year's Both of these questions are The most important quality of a annual apartment guide, realistic considerations to be taken prospective roommate is ability to I and this year the issue of into account when searching out pay rent and bills. The rule of thumb apartment housing at RIT is hot. apartment mates. So how do you here is if you let them slide on one Springtime is usually the time to pick your roomies? month's rent, they're probably going seek out housing for next fall. We The general trend in college to do it again. The next most present a complete breakdown of apartments is that men live with men important quality is compatability. the RIT housing situation. This and women live with women. This If you end up living with someone includes alternative housing options has the effect of removing a who you barely know and then grow and some practical advice on significant portion of possibilities to dislike them, it will have a apartment life. from the overall population. Next, it profound effect on your life at Part 1: Selecting roommates. is more than likely that you will school. At the other end of the Are you someone who prefers desire to live with someone of your spectrum, living with your friends is the volume dial on your stereo on own major, or at least in an not the same as hanging out with maximum output, or do you prefer associated field. This way you stand your friends. No matter how often the vacuum like silence of a a much better chance of being in the you see them. mortuary? same classes. Or even better, take Keep your mind open to living Do you have live-in bed mates your classes the quarter after your with people different from yourself. who live at your apartment but do roommate did, thereby making Deaf students and hearing students not pay rent? Or are you a loner who available their books, materials and can be very compatible. Be sure to can remain locked in your room most importantly, their tests and thoroughly interview your future studying for weekends at a time? quizzes. roommates. Get a sense for the kind 14 of person they are, and try to decide if you can live with them for extended periods of time. Be honest about yourself to them. If you hate people who put the toilet paper roll upside down be sure you tell them first. Part 2: Choosing a place to live By looking at the charr in the centerspread it might seem like a breeze to pick out just the right place to settle down for thirty weeks of hard studying. But are you really planning to be in Rochester for three consecutive quarters? Are you willing to suffer the loss of hundreds of dollars spent on damage deposit over a broken lease? Because of the increased number of students breaking leases, some apartment complexes not owned by RIT are demandinng twelve month leases and increased security deposits. There are also application fees required by some landlords. These fees pay for a review of your credit history by a paid professional and are unrefundabel, even if you are refused. Another serious consideration Part 3: Signing the lease. Unless apartment ruthlessly. Be absolutely for off campus housing is you've been living under a rock for sure the landlord knows of any transportation. Are yod willing to the larger part of your life, you know existing damages or problems. Get have to depend on the RIT shuttles that a lease is a legally binding recognition of these problems in and the Rochester Transit Authority agreement between the occupants writing with a signature and to take you from place to place? and the landlord. Both parties have impartial witness, d. Sign the lease, Remember the last time you stood in rights, but usually one party is much look your landlord in the eye, shake sub-freezing weather for the bus that more infromed than the other. This their hand and make sure they know never came? If you have a car, find party is almost always the landlord. who you are. If you are on current out about parking stickers and You, the renant, have specific rights and friendly terms with your provisions for working on your own outlined by New York State and in landlord it will make life much car if you're a do-it-yourself type. Be some cases, by the city you are living easier. very conservative in your estimates in. It is your responsibility to know Part 4: Off Campus Housing of what you can afford to pay for these, a. Read your lease. This Problems The Off Campus Student monthly rent costs. It is far better to cannot be stressed enough. Your Association (OCSA) Housing live in a place you can afford and be lease tells you exactly what terms Committee has the ability to help a little cramped than to live in a you are bound to abide by. If you you with any problems concerning townhouse which you can't afford. have any doubts about legal all off campus housing, not just RIT- Also, make sure that you can keep terminology, bring it to the free owned apartments. The OCSA your pet fetter, spider, or ocelot in lawyer provided by Student Housing Committee is the best you new apartment. Some places Directorate. His name is Paul Vick source of information and help allow pets, most do not. Those who and he is extremely helpful, b. Make available to the student. If you have do allow pets will invariably charge numerous copies of your lease, and any problem with housing, please for it, so beware of these and other distribute them to your roomates. If call OCSA at 475-6680. OCSA is hidden charges in your rental nothing else, they will make great there for the students. agreement. paper airplanes, c. Inspect the 15 Clearview Community Henrietta Wedgewood on Wedgewood Westbrooke Clayton Farms Colony Manor Perkins Green Racquet Club Riverknoll RIverton Rustic Village Winton Village Apartment Complex Farms Manor Highlands the Green West Commons

334-9820 427-8490 334-9110 889-1860 475-6920 424-4477 334-1070 Phone, 133 Goldenrod 3242 South 394 Clay Road 423 Robert operated on RIT 2655 Brighton 41 High Manor 424-1512 334-3640 475-5815 359-2060 424-4380 334-9704 334-4910 Lane (off Bailey Winton Rd. (cor• Address (V2 mile from Quigley Drive (5 campus (off Henrietta Town- Dr. (East River RIT owned and RIT owned and RIT owned and 139 Countess 999 East Hen• 158 Greenmoor 2001 East Hen• Rd between ner of Jefferson Jefferson Road miles south of John Street) line Rd. opposite Road to Erie operated operated operated Dr. (5 miles rietta Rd (off Way (off Leigh- rietta Rd. (bet• Kenwick Dr and and Winton and Location Ballantyne the side en- Station Rd.) Perkins Rd. 30 Fainwood Dr. 113 Kimball Dr south of RIT off Crittenden Rd. high Station Rd. ween Jefferson w nenrietta Rds.) bridge off Scctts- tance to Monroe (1V2 miles south (on western East River Rd) between E. Hen• between E. Hen• Rd and Calkins Rd ) ville Rd.) Community Coll• of RIT on East edge of RIT rietta and W. rietta and W. Rd.) ege) River Rd.) campus) Henrietta Rds.) Henrietta Rds.)

Studio (1 stu• 1 bdrm. (1 or 2 Size, 12 mth. 1 bdrm. (1 or 2 1 txfrm. lower Size, 12 mth., Size, 12 mth., Size 12 mth., studio, (1-2 stu• 1 bdrm (1 stu• studio, (1 stu• studio, lower (1 studio, (1-2 stu• 1 bdrm. $360; Rent Sept-May, Sept-May, dents) $430-450; dent $335-350 students) $385; Sept -Aug., students) $370; $415 Sept-May, dents) $415; dent) $339 student) $315; dents) $360; ef• 2 bdrm. $415; (unless noted, only one June-Aug.; June-Aug.; June-Aug.; 1 bdrm. (1-2 stu• 2 bdrm. (2 stu• studio, upper (1 1 bdrm ( 1 stu• 2 bdrm. (2 or 3 June-Aug., 2 bdrm. (2 or 3 1 bdrm. upper 1 bdrm. (2 stu• ficiency (1-2 3 bdrm. $455; student to a bedroom) 1 bdrm. (1 or 2 1 bdrm. (up to 3 1 bdrm (up to 2 dents) $415; dents) $470-520 dents) $407 student) $325; dent or couple students) $435; Efficiency (1 stu• students) $395; $420 students) $380; students) $405, r students) $411, students) $368, 2 bdrm. (2-3 stu• 2 bdrm., lower 1 txlrm., lower includes heat/hot water, $390-405 2 bdrm, tnhs. (3 dent or married 2 bdrm. lower 1 bdrm. (1-2 Note: These are $450, 270; | $447, 268; $409, 245; dents) $490; (2-3 students) (1-2 students) does not include apart• 2 bdrm. $430- students) $515; couple) $389, Note; These are $455-470 students) $400; last year's rates 2 bdrm. (up to 4 J 3 bdrm. tnhs. 2 bdrm tnhs. 3 bdrm (3-4 stu• $425; $380; 450 2 bdrm tnhs. & $391, 235; last year's rates 2 bdrm. upper 2 bdrm. (3 stu• ment electricity students) $448. (up to 3 stu• (up to 3 stu• dents) $535; 2 txlrm , upper 1 bdrm , upf^er dents) $420; den (2 or 3 stu• 1 bdrm. (1-2 stu• $475 $498, $299; j dents) $487, dents) $448, 1 bdrm. tnhs. (2-3 students) (1-2 students) dents) $555; dents) $389, 2 txlrm tnhs. 2 txJrm. newly 5541, $325; $498, $299; (1-2 students) $448 $400; 3 bdrm tnhs. (3 $432, 259; (2-3 students) built (up to 4 3 bdrm. deluxe 3 bdrm. tnhs. $495 2 txJrm. lower or 4 students) 2 bdrm. (up to $490; students) $621, tnhs. (up to 4 (up to 4 stu• 2 bdrm. tnhs. (2-3 students) $555 4) $443, 492, 3 txlrm. tnhs. $690, $414 students) $519, dents) $476, (2-3 students) $420; $295; (3 students) $577, $346 $529, $317 $515; 2 bdrm , upper $545 (all atx>ve rents (2-3 students) include heat 2 bdrm. tnhs. $440 and hot water); with study (3-4 2 bdrm tnhs. students) $535; (up to 4) $476, 3 bdrm. tnhs. $529, 317; 3 bdrm. tnhs. $630 (up to 4) $513, $570, 342

Driving time from 5 minutes 15 minutes on campus, 10 minutes 10 minutes 5 minutes 5 minutes on campus 10 minutes 5 minutes, RTS 7 minutes 10 minutes 5 minutes 10 minutes shuttle bus ser• shuttle bus ser• shuttle bus ser• bus service main RIT campus vice provided vice provided vice provided RIT shuttle bus service? RTS bus service?

Pets no dogs, $100 deposit, no no no caged birds/fish no no $150 deposit, $125 deposit goldfish no no no Extra charge? 1 cat allowed cats: $20 extra/ cats; $10/month in aquarium small pets $25 dogs under 20 $10/month month, dogs extra/month lbs.—$30 extra/ L/cpUoll: under 20-30 month lbs.; $35 extra/ month

Subleasino yes, with $50 yes yes with ap• no yes, $100 extra yes, with ap• yes, with ap• yes, with ap>- yes yes, with $100 yes, $50 extra no yes, with $50 no proval proval proval Extra charge? charge, person proval during charge charge charge charge has to go the summer only through some credit qualification

Security deposit 1 month's rent 1 month's rent none 1 month's rent 1 month's rent none none none 1 month's rent 1 month's rent 1 month's rent 1 month's rent 1 month's rent 1 month's rent in advance upon signino of plus $50 at How much? upon application in adavnce, stu• in adavnce due before mov• plus $50 at for apt., $450- upon signing dents double ing in plus $4 lease, plus $10 move-in move-in, 1-year 500 for tnhs., lease Paid when? security deposit key deposit key deposit lease paid in advance, plus parental ( co-signer

Features central laun• central laun• washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and washer and dromat dromat among dryer in base• dryer available dryer in each dryer in each dryer in each dryer in each dryer in each dryer in some dryer in each dryer in each dryer in apart• dryer in each townhouses, ment of some in each apart• building, dish• building, pool building, car- ment buildings, building, pool, building, tennis building, pool, buildings unit (4 apart• building, storage washer and buildings ment ($20 per washers in availability pon, patios and dishwasher and and basketball tennis courts space, pool pool, soccer ments) dryer on each month), pool some apart• garages avail• courts, and pool, balconies for and baseball cable apartment floor basketball and ments, tennis able ($30 per some with studios, stor• fields available, tennis courts, and basketball month) cable balconies age available cable golf course courts, pool

Availability 2 bdrm im• apply now apply at waiting list apply before apply at apply at apply at 1 & 2 bdrms. presently good apply after July $20 application apply in mid- apply in late mediately, scheduled sign• September scheduled scheduled scheduled good tnhs. waiting list 15 fee, non refund• April. $10 ap• June waiting list, 1 up time sign-up time sign-up time sign-up time in May able; 1 month plication fee month in ahead advance

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BY BILL AMSTUTZ

here are a lot of things you hot sauce on it out of a white van and conch is served in a variety of can get in the Bahamas for parked under the Paradise Island different ways: cracked, counch 25 cents, and there are many bridge. She was open late at night chowder, raw counch salad, and Tmore things that cost 25 times as only, and had no sign. One of the counch fritters. The fritters are the much as they should. A quarter, and many native drug dealers led us to her best because you can get six for a buck some obnoxious, ornery bartering can when he found out we were only under the bridge from the native land you a fresh coconut on the beach interested in food. Later in the week, ladies working at the market there. from a particularly hard up native. at 4 a.m. when everything was closed I have been to Daytona Beach, I Twenty-five cents is worth a lot to the and we needed a beer, we were forced have also been to Ft. Lauderdale. native children. It will buy you a song to wake up the chicken lady with They are both a lot of fun, but the about salvation at the straw market. screams of, 'Money! We have Bahamas is better. Maybe it had A quarter tossed in the ocean provides American money!' After ten minutes something to do with the people I minutes of excitement when the or so she woke up and sold us Beck's went with, but never has one week native children dive off the dock to Bier in a clear bottle and a small contained so many great laughs. I retrieve it. Sometimes ice at the bar, paper bag. wish I was still there. and cups to make rum drinks cost a Renting scooters is a must, as is Every college visitor probably has quarter. Quarters flow like water in snorkling. When we rented bikes we similar strange stories about their the slot machines when the weather decided to bag the prearranged spring adventures in the Bahamas. There is bad and the drinks are a dollar break beach party and headed to the are millions of stories, millions of apiece at the casino bar. end of New Providence Island. We laughs, and a couple of dangerous The Bahamas is more than a found a small brightly colored shack situations. The Bahamas is not spring break—it is an adventure. Sure that served as the local bar so we America, and that is the beauty of it. there are the typical parties, drinking stopped for a beer. A little while later We are the obnoxious visitors yet they and wet t-shirt contests, and the rest we found a secluded stretch of beach love us. Most people are very friendly, of what sping break is meant to be. that could not be seen from the road, helpful (for a price), and slow. The The wet t-shirt contest I saw was a and contained a spectacular coral Bahamas is the opposite of New York little different in that the only girl who reef. It was like swimming in a tropical City. Everyone moves at half speed. It didn't take off her shirt won. Score a fish bowl. I saw huge angel fish of can be aggrivating, but it is wonderful victory for morality. every imaginable color. On the way if you can pace yourself at their speed. On top of the Ft. Lauderdale scene home we found a little restaurant that Everything is very relaxed on is the adventure of visiting another served Courage beer on tap, great Bahamas time. Nothing really culture. Our first night in Nassau we grouper fingers, and cracked conch. matters. Relax and have a Beck's in discovered the 'Chicken Lady.' She Everyone has seen a conch shell, a clear bottle. sold pieces of chicken with a they are big and beautiful snail shells. Bahamanan standard of ketchup and In the Bahamas they are everywhere. 21 REPROVIEW Warhol: Mystique or Myth .\nd\ W.irliol. artist, filmmakci, glossN supertu ialilN .iiid nnderlving pursued by society. Me soon became |)h<»l(»giaplici .111(1 socialite, was the violence of the (lO's. the (piintessential maker of the tiiati who single haiidedlv propelled I"he studio in wliich lie produced Manhattan scene with his name in 'A "Pop Art" into world wide exposure up to eigfitv multiple images a day Thousand New York Names and and recognition during the I9()()'s. was appropriately called 'The Where to Drop Them'. Me appeared The very word. 'Warhol.' signals not Factorv.' .Aside from being a studio, ,il seeniinglv everv artisli( opening or onlv the image of his work hut also il also served as being New York's social event ,md with his presence an dial of New York's most itl>i(|ititous ultimate freak hang out. Decorated immediate ,iura of fashion prevailed. pariy-gocr. The creation of this with tin foil and various other With his camera fixed around his image, some say. was his greatest paraphernalia, it housed neck and his platinum wig slightiv artistic achievement. transvestites, amphetamine addicts askew, he was photographed with Although he succeeded in using and hangers-on of all sorts. People evervoiie from Jerry M.ill ,iiid his visihilitv to promote his work, the seemed to fanatically gravitate I runian (iapote to Jackie Kennedy. reasons hehitui his fame were never toward this 'seene' and Andv took full Me was tlie ever-conspicuous figure perfectly clcir. I wenty flve years advantage of the chaotic atmosphere. tliat everyone recognized fiut no one after he sliowed his first sifkscreen of Others attracted to the Factory could ever quite figure out. a Campfiell's soup can, many people include such musicians as David F.ventually. Warhol grew out of were still unsure of whether it Bowie and The Velvet I'ndergroiind. llie Factory scene and focused his represented joke or genius. Perhaps the hand wlii( li laiiiu lied I.oii Reed .illeiilion on fiis piiliiisliing interests. the greatest ironv surrounding into the limelight. Paradoxically, Me founded Inlerview ni.igazine after Warhol's work was that his genius was Warhol iiiav have been directly fieiiig refused tickets to llie 1969 New the joke. Mis statements exposing involved with the controversial 5'ork Film Festival. In the recent years commercialization and mass charades hut. in actuality, he hardly leading up to his death, he was production were actually satirical ever was an active participant. From involved in siu li projec ts as a music jabs at the American institution. the heginning. he rejected drugs and video for theCiars and expanding liis Because of this the images one first all that took part were not to do them silkscreeiiing work. Me liad just associates witli Warhol are tlie in his sight. Mis role in the operation lecently completed his version of (iampfreil's soup cans, tlie Brillo was that of the observer documenting ' I he Last Supper'. It took him more fxixes. and the multiple images of the escapades on film or with tape dian a vear to complete and is now Marilyn Monroe. I"he creator of this recorders. It was from these resources displaved in a Milan gallerv across the art alwavs made it seem easy or tli.il he derived his series of celebrity street from Leonardo s masterpiece. something that could he run off by portraits which became a vital In his last interview with art critic his assistants. Ihere is a certain element in the development of his Paul I ayior for 'Flasfi Art' magazine, amount of truth in this view hut the cultural statements. His depiction of Warhol explained another pertinent finished piece was never intended to such icons of society as Mao Tse piec e whic h consists of two images of stand alone as art in itself . 1"lie impact Tung. Marilyn Monroe. Liz Taylor, Clii ist. one that is upside down. Me of an Andy Warhol artwork lies in the porlraved llieni as commodities or stated lliat tliev are like two Popes, nnderlving statement. W.uliol was products tli.U llie pufilic .idmired and llie F.uropean Pope ,uid the more than merely a prankster who discarded. .Xmerican Pope. I aylor then asked exposed the banal images of Due to his overwhelming success, him wfio the .American Pope was and American commerce. Along with his the celebrities themselves were lie replied w itli a self-referring smile It peers, Rauchenhurg and Lichten- attracted to the Warhol mystique in ill, the .-Xmerican Pope is the Pope — L I. HADE stein, he created art that defined the (|iiite the same way that they were <»f l*<»p S S

"What's great about this country is that "Whenever people and civilizations get America started the tradition where the degenerate and materialistic, they always richest consumers buy essentially the same point at their outward beauty and riches and thing as the poorest. You can be watching T. V. say that if what they were doing was bad, they and see Coca-Cola and know that the Presi- wouldn't be doing so well, being so rich and dent drinks Coke, Liz Taylor Drinks Coke and beautiful. But beauty and riches couldn V have just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke anything to do with how good you are, is a Coke and no amount of money can get because think of all the beauties who get you a better Coke than the one the bum on cancer. And a lot of murderers are good- the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the looking, so that settles it." same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum — Andy Warhol knows it and you know it."

22 Live Jazz At Pyramid Art Center

For those who (ioo't know what to do liecomes aesthetically, intellectually started studying tlie violin at the age with themselves this weekend, the and even sensually pleasing. of seven and after attending Pyramid Arts (Center has a pair of Individually these musicians have Manhattan's High School of Music action-packed activities available for worked with many of New York's and Art. he travelled and played all to attend. Jazz comes live to the finest contemporary jazz players. worldwide with such outstanding Pyramid on Friday, March 2()th at 8 I lieii music ranges from the Hot musicians as /.ane Massev. Craig p.m. with one of the premiere (lul) Of France, style string band jazz Han is. James Blood l lmer and the 'cliainlier jazz' trio's around, litis to ecfioes of western swing to Willianistiurg (Ion temporary enseinltle is James Finery's .String modernist compositions that are Composer's Orchestra. Tickets for Trio of New York and consists of more striictuted in nature. this performance are available at the John Lindf>erg on bass, (Charles (iom poser-per former James Bop Shop. RIT Candy (amnter. Burnham on violin andjames Kmery Kmery is widely recognized as one of Record Archive and the Parkleigli on guitar. Saturday March 21st the the leading guitarists playing creative Pliarniacv for $.') or $6 the night of Pyrantid puis on tlieir fourlli annual music. He was the recipient of a die sliow at tlie l*vraniid. Art Auction. At f):3()pin. a champagne music fellowship from the National The art auction serves not only as preview opens up the evening, with F.ndowinent of the .Arts in I9H.') and a great fundraiser hut also provides the art auction starting at 7:30 p.m. lias performed witfi I.eroy Jenkins. the opportunity for local and Since its inception in 1977. the .Anthony Braxton. .Muhai Richard regional artists to display their work New York String Trio has been Ahrama and the Human Arts in a major exiiibitional forum. Also creating its own extensions of jazz, Fnsemble. John Lindberg began featured will lie entertainment folk and classical music. I'hey keep featuring his unique fiass playing in provided by Susan Plunkett of inventing new forms, new colors, new llie I970's witli John Carter. Bohhv Jazzberry's. Works from over seventy intersections ftetween improvisation Bradford. Sunny Murray. .Anthony artists will lie featured and the art will and composition. Kmery states that Braxton and the Human Arts he on display for viewing during when the trio performs they try to get F.risemfrie. He has expanded his regular Pyramid g.dlerv hours. as nuuli as possiftle out of their upright bass role far beyond its .Admission is FRF.F. so enjoy viewing instruments witltout Itolding customary usage as timekeeper or the works even if you are too broke anytliing Itack. He comments that ij ilnllimic pivot. Cliaries Burnham to putchase them. — JOHN WHITE

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Lacrosse To Defend ICAC Crown The 1987 lacrosse season opens tomorrow Kc'v veterans on attack include seniors 'This year we'll rely on more balanced as the Ri r Tigers travel to Ohio lor their fed Diehl and Dan Stehn. and sophomore scoring. As a team, we'll try to force the opening game against Ohio VVesleyan. Steve Schmidt. Diehl returns healthy after running game and take advantage of I he home opener is Monday. .March 30. missing six games last season with a wrist unsettled situations and the fast break. We versus LeMoyne College. Despite the loss injury. They will be joined on offense by could have a surprisingly different look.' of six veterans, the Tigers have freshman Phil F.lliott. — MARNIE SAUSBURY maintained a talented starting squad and Ihe midfield will be guided by overall team depth. According to third- returnees Turner. Kevin O'Reilly, Jim year coach Bill (llennon. The keys to a Connell. Pat Cahill. Chris Cuild. John successful season are taking advantage of Wigsten, and Todd Pickert. O'Reilly was our scoring opportunities and remaining KLAC Honorable Mention and scored 14 Lacrosse Schedule healthy.' The Tigers look to repeat as points last season. New additions to the Independent College Athletic Conference deep midfield corps include junior (ICAC) champs, a title they have captured transfer Rick Spingler and freshman Mike Sal. 3/21 at Ohio Wesleyan TBA five times in the last six seasons. Last Wojnovich. Mon. 3/30 LeMoyne 3:00 3:00 season RII finished with an 113 overall The defensive unit is anchored by Fri. 4/3 Albany 1 ue. 4/7 al Oswego 4:00 record and a 5-0 conference mark. 'The veterans Kimmel. Neil Mullane. Marc Fri. 4/l(» at SI. Lawrence 3:00 conference race will be very close.' says l oiichette. Kurt Peterson and l iin Byrnes. Sat. 4/1 1 al Clarkson 2:00 Cilennon. 'We've been undefeated in the I he stickmen must fill the gap created by Tuc. 4/14 Colgate 3:00 league the past two years, hut that may he the loss of veteran Kd Purcell. The former Thu. 4/16 al Cenesco 3:00 tough to repeat.' In 1986 the Tigers made Tiger AII American Joins the team as an Sat. 4/18 RPI 2:00 their fourth appearance in the NCAA assistant coach. Wed. 4/22 Ithaca 4:00 playoffs, losing to Cortland (18-11) in the Dave Doughty returns in goal. Joined Sal. 4/2.-) at Alfred 2:00 first round. The team strives for another hv veterans Frank Scialdone and Pete Wed. 4/29 Hobarl 3:30 Sat. Cortland 2:00 NCAA hid this season. Porter, and newcomer Andrew Szurley. -5/2 Wed. 5/6 at NCAAs TBA Returning to lead the Tigers are co- Doughty was 10-3 last season and allowed Sun. 5/10 al NCAAs IBA captains and second team ,AII-Americans 8.86 goals per game. Sat. 5/16 at NCAAs TBA I im Turner and Jim Kiinmel. Turner With the absence of individual power (midfleld) was third in team scoring (42 scorers, the team will have to take a points) and gained first team ICAC different approach offensively. 'It won't honors. Kiinmel (defense) was named he easy to replace some excellent second team All-K^AC. individual performers,' says Glennon.

26 March 20. 1987 On The Upswing Canisius Upset Icemen I he RI T men's basketball team completed fhe RTI men's hockey season started out struggle as neither team could get their their l9H()-87 season with a 1213 record like no other, w ilh RTf winning their own special teams to click. The only scoring in overall, rallying to win the last four and tournament, and ended in disappoint- the game took place in the third period, nine of" their final 13 games. The l igers ment as the 1986-1987 season closed with as Canisius scored the only goals oT the completed a successful turnaround, as a defeat at the hands of Canisius. 2-0. This game. Their goaltender turned aside 48 they started off the season slow with a 3-9 season was an off year for the Tigers, as shots to defeat RTT. 2-0. ending the Tiger record in mid januarv . Because a result of they struggled the second half of the season with a final record oT 16-12 (13-7 their stretch drive toward the end of the season and could never regain any of their in F.CAC). The first goal of the period was season. RI T was able to capture third place early season form, fhe mid-season slide scored hv Curl Cross at 3:22 oTthe period, in the Independent (College Athletic began alter co-captain Maurice giving (ianisins the lead and all the goals (.onlerence (K^AC^). with a 7-5 league Montambault was injured, causing him to that they would ever need. The assists on record. Bob NcVean was awarded the miss the rest of the year. On a positive the play went to Mike Torillo and Mike conference Coach of the Year honors. note, senior Toward Ritchie Herbert was Sisti. The final goal of the game was scored Midway through the season, Rll n.mied to the F.CAC All-.Star Hockev Team by (lanisius'sjoe Fcderico at 9:44, assisted began its surge by defeating (llarkson. in the Western Division. The 1987 1988 hv Sisti. |>roviding an insurance goal as Nazareth. Hobart. and Clarkson again. Tiger icers should make major ihev heUI on tor the victory. This marks The Nazareth victory was especially improvements, as they will be loaded with the first time in the last five years that RTT rewarding because the Flyers were ranked experienced seniors and improved has been eliminated this early into the ninth in the nation at the time and had underclassmen. playoff season. Hopefully, they will beaten RI T the previous week in the first The final game of the season was a first i)ounce hack to regain the once round of the Chase Lincoln First round playolT game that pitted a championship caliber always associated fournament. resurgent RTT and an improved Canisius with the RTT men's hockey program. At the season's close, the Tigers team. The game itself was a defensive — JEFF GIBB finished off their last four opponents at home in the Ceorge H. Clark Memorial Cymnasium. RI T had the best defensive shooting percentage in the I(;AC by Athlete of the Week holding their opponents to only 4!V of their field goal attempts. The Tigers were also the second best in defensive stats by limiting opponents to 73 points per game. All of RTT's squad is expected to return next year except lor senior Chris Bohler. Bohier, a 6'5' forward from LeRoy. N.Y.. finished this year with 11.3 points per game. 6 rebounds per game, and a team high 53 blocked shots. In his four seasons here. Bohler appeared in 97 games, scored 8.9 points per game, and broke the RTT record for career blocked shots. Some of this season's other key performers were Jeff Haskell and Marco Golding. Haskell led the team in assists, averaging 4.6 per game, three-point field goals with 43 and ML was RTT's second leading scorer with 12.1 Nancy Dowdall points per game. Golding led the Tigers in scoring with an average of 14.3 points East Aurora, NY, sophomore Nancy Dowdall is proudly displaying her first per game and also received the Steve King AII American plaque. RIT's female swimming sensation gained the Memorial Award for his sportsmanship iccognition in the NCAA Division III championship last weekend. Named and enthusiasm. Female Athlete of the Week for the fifth time this season, Dowdall placed This year's squad was also full of sixth in the lOO yard butterfly with a time of 0:59.78. Her time of 0:59.73 strength from transfer players. Shenan Hennrich. Rich Setter. Jeff Rogers, and ill the preliminaries broke the school record. This culminates an Shawn McLaughlin all were major factors outstanding first Tiger season for Dowdall. She finishes with a team-leading in the season turnaround. 350.62 points, moving into 10th place on the RIT career scoring list. In one The cagers are already looking to next brief year, she is well on her w ay to rewriting a chapter in the RIT record year's season where they must get off to a book. Earlier this month she captured two state titles and has broken three better start to reach post-season s( h

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28 March 20. 1987 BLOOM CCKINTY Beike Breathed

Jamaican Lint Connection— Welcome back, and get ready to do much more work with C5NA —T F B Rust Bucket— Cheer Upl Now that you know the ways the force, some things are salvageable Yours truly. CHIBA ANDY— Man, you are the greatest, most beautiful, and most worxJerful man I love always Thanks you (or everything

Sue— What can I say that I already haven't said"? I'm gonna miss ya like crazy" Take care of yourself, and maybe I'll see you in Boston someday Good Luck with everything you do" Love You Always. Rick Hey Guys— It's been a great 2 years with all of you" I couldn't have asked for any better friends Thanks for everything — I'll miss ya'all" Love. Rick Kris— How bout thos pictures, eh"? Very nice and delicious' 0 K what a trip" Laura— Yes. l agree, he is well equiped' Shall we hit Jay s or Fnendly's next"? Weezer & Pigum— Welcome back to Crew Grunts and F H Get ready (or and excellent Spring Balls Out H B Hey Colby-D— Let s get that jacket out and wear it again, with Pride" COLBY-D There is no substitute Miy W.— What a reputation" THe phone hasn't stopped ringing yet' Keep this up and your mom will have stones to tell Your Big Brother BIF: You are the sunshine ot my lite Saba or Bust or Both -WBM Julia— Sorry I was so bad but it was a fun weekend" Go Buffs' Love ya. Anita Master— Welcome back The quarter iust wasn't the same without you Rook To The Buffs— Thanks for making everylime I see you an experience I love you all Anita Greg, Walter, Bimbino, & Bimbette— What can we do novT? Maybe turn off the water Love BIMBO Happy 20th Terri Allenll Love. Tina. Jules, & Alison This stuff is killing me. I don t know how much longer I can stand it Wfiy does RIT have to suspend so many people"? H.U.'S UNITE!!! Why is it that when we go to one of Gary's. Jeff s, 4 Matt s parties we smoke 15 /w aeK/5e IN PNIIX) - IHePEPY OeCLAK . M4mif€HaL sopHC/v. pmry. AdOSINO m PU.P1Y SHoes * up in the bathroom and make a bee-line Houx of m coNnPNb PNbm.5 POP THIS me for the door"? Tell me. do ya wanna"? ANY eXFtOIT/WON Who was that mystery Phi Deft pukmg NVfETHBP pccmm£ NMUt MO imi ePGS KUJNO IS NO OfO/^MU? •miR. in the trash can at Sigma Pi"? V€M. SfEthReNfOK Hey Naz— Since when did you learn my •neiRfusH^ specialty"? M B )J Ann 4 Elaine, hope you had a good time at Sigma Pi Sorry that you woke up with your head stuck m the kiddie pod. Ann—That bites the txg w^tta —M B 4 Harrisment DOS: Can you laelieve it"? Two weeks m a row" Thanks for all your caring and support - I LOVE YOU" -PB Cape Cod 2/28/87-3/6^7 i love this songi It's a spider' Porcelain where"? BmfYHRP-meM-THepe. mfY M aOPOS Of ANIMAL \.HOWe\£R. SOMeHOARPIIP, Thanks for everything Sandy" — Knsten ABOVT me sANcnry ofpu. uee cwumr. HfNCf, rrMSYorepPROP0CT5 lYMeOiflULY BPOAN. INAS RBPORTtP. CM MY Of m TVM W PNOmeR me peAPUNe YvpROAOiep ANP IHAT, M THeY Eddie BOCEE sleeps with his dog. MP SPY mPT He OP 5He 15 OFMPNKrHT.COYHPUANCe LOOKEP OOOP. Eddie F sleeps with Corsi, Jeff sleeps svpeaoR BY Yipmof speces ^ Yjouw AU Be Nof-Lepmep- wrth a native, and Virginia doesn't know OPBPAiHsiie* OPmemeR iNBAMYb veoermMS. who she sleeps with one HAS Time for a trip to Gettysburg She digs ypu Bill Nothing like a vacation m Rochester, but I went to the lake \ YA Maddie is a machine. All you guys who like dogs, here's your charce lb Ail HEOP Staff— Hello from J A F I am wishing you all a wonderful and exciting Spring Quarter Remember me please while attending your conferences J A F Reporter

29 WHATS HAPPENING SPRING SPECIALS

EXEC-m-TAN THE TANNING PROFESSIONALS L/LV FH. Talisman presents Deliverance at 7 30 and Two English Girls at 9 30 m Ingle MONTH Sat. Talisman presents Two Engf/s/» G/ris at 7 30 and Deliverance at 9 30 m Ingle MEMBERSHIP ONLY$15«>

Sat. RIT Greeks present an All-Greek Volleyball Tournament and Block Party Sun. Greek Week presents All-Greek Olympics and Cook Out

A Mon. - Thurs.; 7 A.M. - 11 P.M. Fri.; 7 A M 9 P.M. Sst.; 9 A M - 7 P.M. V Sun ; 9 A M 8 P.M.

Sat. GeVa Theater presents The Misanthrope through 1425 JEFFERSON ROAD April tt For tickets call the GeVa box office at SAGINAW PLAZA WQLKF 232 1363 (next to U S Post Office) Sun. The Village Gate Art Center presents two smil photography shows by Douglas Rea and David Makxie 272-7255 that will continue through April 26 Call 27t-6t26 for info Mon. The Rochester Museum and Science Center presents Going Up"? The Strange Story ot the Space Elevator m the Strasenburgh Planetarium Shows will be at 8 p m nightly and at 2. 2 30 and 8 p m on weekends nil • • • • AT ft 3 Month Tanning Frt. The Village Gate Art Center presents four Membership exhibitions on painting and photography through April 12 Call 271-6126 for info Fri. The College of Liberal Arts presents a program on Aesthetics'm the Ingle Auditorium at 3 p m Mon. Lunch n Learning series presents Stopping With service of a Procrastination' in CAU room M2at12pmBYOL perm open to all TuM. Lunch n Learning series Effective Time or Planning'm CAU Room M-2 12 pm Open to all Thur*. Lunch n Learning series Getting Ready for highlight Study" CAU Room M-2 12 p.m. Open to all Offer valid only with Vicen20 formally with Sibley's Marketplace •TA Expires: 4/30 . Vi Mon. The Campus Crusade (or Christ meets at 8 00 in the Alumni Room of the CU TuM. Gays. Lesbians, and Friends meet in room M 1 from 7-9 TuM. Rochester Wargamers meetm the CAU cafeteria from 7 11 Thurs. The RIT Toastmasters Club meets at 7 p m in 1555 East Henrietta Rd. 424-4590 the Clark Dming Room

30 March 20, 1987 a Difference • • • ANDJUITHEQUAUTYIN

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