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Volume 18 THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2, 19S2, ALLENDALE. MICHIGAN Number 16 o tu a e n ts m a y Grand Valley face charges won't close says in protest HENRY E. HARDY Blanchard Staff Writer LARRY SEE, Jr, their doors. Associate Editor 'T h e chairman of my higher At least 54 people from education commission is Jim places as diverse as Grand 'I'm sure some institutions Robinson, a former U.S. Attor Rapids and Greenham Common, are going to close in the coming ney for the eaetern district of England, have been arrested as years, but I wouldn't want to Michigan end a really 'solid'guy a result of a week long nonvio­ tell you that I have a plan for it for those of you that don't lent blockade of the Williams or that I have anything in mind know him. Robinson was origi International plant in Walled or that it's an intention of nally from the Grand n*^d» Lake, Michigan. Hundreds of m m e." area. His father was instrumen tal with Grand Valley State Col others, including Grand Valley So says Michigan Governor students and alumni, may face James J. Blanchard. Blanchard, lege near here end I doubt that be has any biases against that in conspiracy charges as a result a Democrat,was in Grand Rapids of the sit-ins. Williams Inter last week to address west Mich stitution for those of you that national has been a target of igan journalists. His visit here are interested." peace activists since 1982 be­ was orchestrated by the west Blanchard went on to say cause it produces the engines for Michigan chapter of the society that "there's a possibility of United States nuclear "cruise" of Professional Journslists/Sigm* closinq state schools, but I think missiles. Delta Chi. it's a fruitless effort. We re bet "I )tist know the number of ter off to force further speclali Some of those arrested face facilities we've bed given the /ation of our state institutions up to thirteen years in prison poor state of our economy and and a further targeting of their for alleged offenses including the budgetary constraints we've precise functions, who they're trespassing, conspiracy, and con­ operated under, that that is a serving and what their strengths tempt of a court order barring likely possibility." and weaknesses ere as well. The protests at the military manu­ The current perty feeder went ones that are always talked facturing complex. on to say tbet he doesn't have about for closure are two or Most of those charged chose anything in mind right at this three institutions that don't save time, but he ruled out the possi See Walled Lake page 4 Governor James Blanchard bility of Grand Vallay shutting See Close 4 Car accident causes Small crowd learns rape prevention paralysis for student MARY ROGALSKI Clutch Assistant News Editor ing your BECKY BURKERT the deer." car keys Editor Thornton said after the car Shifting a load of books from one arm to the as shown stopped roiling, he sought help other, you shuffle toward the perking lot, your serves as Douglas Vincent, a junior, **• . . . . at a nearby farmhouse and that mind racing over tomorrow's Lit exam, your eyes D ress who was involved In a Car acci­ the other passenger helped move watching the toes of your boots, your keys some knuck­ dent several weeks age in which Vincent from inside his where in the bottom of your purse, your thoughts les" in he broke his neck, is paralyzed car. That passenger then left the oblivious to the world around you. . . and especial an emer from the waist down, and is in scene of trie accident ly to the young man following several feet behind gency. therapy at Mary Free Bed Hospi Dave Fordon, a graduate of who has decided you will be his next rape victim. tanthorn pnoio/yiwin perwon tal in Grand Rapids. Grand Valley, and manager of Unlikely? Not really, according to Detroit Orr. "It's the worst thing that could happen toe "It's too eady to tell what his Grand Valley Apartments, dis police officer Gayle Orr, who has specialized sinoe human being short Of losing their life. If you're paralysis will be," said a hospi­ putes Thornton's story. 1977 m preventing criminal sexual assult. raped, who can say what part of you is missing? tal attendant, "but for now he's "There was no deer," said "The way you project yourself, if you're eware You are just not the same person that you were paralyzed from the waist down." Fordon, who has been a friend of your surrounding*, even the way you hold your before." The accident that Vincent of Vincent's sine# childhood. purse or wallet can convey signals to a potential Although young women age 15 20 art the most was involved in occurred around Fordon who frequently visits crim inal," said O rr, who was featured in a rape frequent victims of rape, said Orr, criminal sexusl 2:30 a.m. Sunday, November 6, Vincent in the hospital said that prevention seminar Thursday evening at the assult can strike tnyone. 'T h e youngest that I according to Ottawa County Pol­ Vincent told him he never tew Kirkhof Center. "If opportunity presents itself, know of is a six-month-old baby, and the oldest is ice Sergeant Ai Brouwer. os----- i y ucui . (ih i criiTilnsJj wiii always take advantage." a 92-year-old grandmother," she said, adding that Vincent, another student pas­ "Doug told me what really Using her storytelling ability, experience and sexual assault is also increasing among children and senger and tha driver, Michael happened," said Fordon. "He sense of humor, Orr explained to over 100 people males. Thornton 25, and an Allendale said there was a party on Rich that those opportunities can be prevented. According to Orr, half of ail rapes occur in­ resident, were southbound on Street. Mike Thornton was V/e have a lot of bad stereotypes, that rape doors, most of them In the victim's home. Half 48th Avtnua when Thornton there and to was the other guy. happens to other people, not to 'good' girls," said also occur between people who are acquainted. swerved to miss a deer. He loat Those three went to check out a Orr, a nationally known policewoman who has "Y o u have to be aware of things all the tim e," control of his '65 Ford Mustang, party at Campus View Apart authored several articles on the subject and ap she said. " A lot of timas we're In innocent situa­ rolled over several times and hit ments. Doug told me Mike was pears on two television shows. "We never under­ tions and we're not thinking defeneively. we're not a telephone pole. going 90 mile per hour down stand the real iaaua, that criminals are responsible prepared. You have to be cautious. A little para­ "There were two deer/' said 48th Street. Whan they got near for the crime. Not us." noia is good." Thornton in a Lanthorn inter­ Pierce Street, Doug told him to Reactions from the audience of mostly police In spite of this awareness, however, sexual view several weeks ago. "One slow down. He then downshif­ officers ranged from quiet shock to ieujftter as assault incidents do occur unless people are fam­ minute the road was dear, and ted at 90 mph and the wheels O rr explained not only the seriousness of the crime iliar with methods of prevention. then the fog was all around. I locked." but aho the creative, sometimes hilarious respons­ 'It used to be thou^it, you either fou^it or was going a wee bit too fan and es that some woman have toward potential rapists. I wasn't expecting that, and than See Paralyzed page 4 'We're not talking about jaywalking hart," said 2 th'- Uinrhorn thufsdey.decsmber 8, 1963

r Johnny got his gun N o gu ts, - so are others no g lo ry The i« u « of gun control has been a lore spot in the nation for Th e lizard a long time. It generally lit* steaming for a awhile until the shoot- — with mg of a John Lennon or a political candidate cause* ;t to boil Reiph Heibutzki king lives! over again. The subject is a very emotional one because it deal* with culture*, sportsmanship, maturity and responsibility. Unfortun­ ately, rt also deals with about 10,000 handgun death* in the United States per year. One cold week I entered Bullwinkle'i, seeking time I been to checxout American rock in ten Both sides of the issue have valid arguments. liquid refreshment, f took a seat next to a misfit years. I'm sorry I came beck f" he huffed. Some of the pro-gun arguments, embraced by the National sporting a full beard, shoulder-length heir, aviator "Where have you been?" I wanted to leave, Rifle Association, run as follows: glasses and leather pants: in short, nothing whet and fast. G un; don't kill people, people kill peopiv. Gun iaws do not Ronald Reegwi would be caught dead wearing or "A h , Paris, since 1971...I iuet do poem* now. deter criminals. There is no way to retrieve the fifty million growing. The names James Dougies Morrison. I'm the liz­ handgun* in the United Stales. The majority of people do not I ordered a Braumeieter pitcher while the ard king, I can do anything," he slurred. "Say, ere want guns banned. rtrein* of Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the W olf" you a reporter? Why're you so interested in me?" Some of the anti-gun arguments, supplied by the National marled through the air. "Ah, God, they call that An idea hit me like a thunderbolt. "Uh, Jim, Coalition to Ban Handguns, go as follows: R O C K ?" the misfit choked, spitting his booze on could you autograph some of my old albums? I'm People kill people, but handguns make it easier. Registration rhe bar, "In my day, we did it better ...yeah, *87, glad you're not deed, and..." But, before I could will not interfere with hunting and other rifle sports but will '69, those were the deys,'T»e sighed. go on further, Morrison ran screaming from Bull exercise control over those who can carry handguns. Ordinary "You were some kind of a singer?" I probed. winkle's, shouting: "I CAN'T HACK IT. THESE people do not carry handguns. Half of all the guns used in crimes "S ire. We did e lot of Doors tunes. You know PEOPLE ARE NUTS!" are stolen, 70 percent of the stolen guns are handguns. 'Light My Fire,' 'Riders On the Storm,' stuff like Discreetly taking m y leave, I slipped outside As a younger man, I was extremely opposed to guns, war and that. Look whet today's kids heva: Boy George, and soon ran into Jeff, who is a friend of nine end violence; a real dove. I haven't grown fond of them now. Rather, and he's not even deed yeti I think ol' Hendrix a big record collector. When I told him the news, the years have calloused my attitudes by continued exposure to could outplay 'em ell, blindfolded?" The guy con­ though, hi* eyes didn't even blink, injustices done to decent citizens and countries. tinued slinging booze down hi* throat like tap "How come you're not surprised?" I wondered. I remember when I saw "Death Wish," a strange thrill went water. "Do you know what day it is?" Jeff retorted. through me when Charles Bronson plugged a creep. It was kind "D o you still do concerts? I mean, if you just "It's December 8 !" of scary. Becoming a vigiianie is one thing, but what about self- played Doors tunes ell the time, it'd kinds wear Suddenly, it clicked: Jim Morrison's last recor­ protection? thin..." I mumbled. ded birthday was December 8, 1970. As Jeff and I Case in point, Mr. Chip Elliot, novelist, wrote a tearing pro-gun "No way I They got too crazy, with people argued the merits of the Doors, I found myself article for Esquire magazine. Bear in mind, please, that Mr. Elliot rushin' the ftegel" He fixed a glassy-eyed glare on whispering: "Happy birthday, Jim, wherever you and his psychologist wife are both intelligent anti-violence people. me. I squirmed but said nothing. "This is the first are." The Elliots moved to Los Angeles and witnessed gang fights and a car burning in addition to having » r«n*/murd#r occur near their area before they bought their first hendqon. One night he woke up and saw some teenagers taking the fog // lights off his car. The sight of the naked Elliot brandishing a 12 Days of revolver caused them to flee. Then came the ultimate confrontation. Elliot was approach#* on a downtown street by five young men. Their leader, holding a Christmas" kitchen knife, smiled and said. ">jst the wallet, man. Won't be no trouble." is for the birds Elliot calmly leveled his automatic and said, "Y o u must be dreaming." The young man laughed, and when they moved toward Elliot, he shot the leader in the thigh. Elliot walked straight home after Right about this time of the semester people to me. (I'm still pretending) three French Hens protecting his right to walk down a street without fearing for his are different, if you haven't noticed. The reali­ (I'd take em' back and buy a snowblower). life. zation that finals are days away has hit home and On the fourth dsy of Christmes my true love I wish there didn't have to be trouble with guns in this coun­ panic sets in. sent to me, four calling birds (what the hell It a try. But it would be impossible to have tight enough registration !, for one, fit into that above category. I'm still calling bird?). laws. Besides, most of the criminal guns are stolen. trying to figure out how to cram 800 pages of On the fifth day of Christmas my true love tent I don't own a gun. I hope I never do. I live in a peaceful reading in the next three days before final*. to me, five golden rings inow that is fynny). neighborhood. No one bothers me. I've never had my home or It's timet like these that I have a hard time re­ On the sixth day of Christmas my true love tent car ripped off. I've never had a gang of punks throw me against a taining a sense of humor. to me, six geeee a laying (I wonder If my vegetar­ wall, hold a knife to my throat and taka my wallet. I've never 'What should I write about this week?" I asked ian friend who goes to Western can eai y e w . or gone to the hospital and seen my wife or sister black and blue my editor. goose, who cares?). from a brutal rape. But if I ever do, I'm going to shop around. '^Something funny.” she said. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love She's got to be kidding. sent to me, seven swans eewlmmlng (Who ever There are the studious ones who have pre­ thought of this song really had a fetish for birds). the lanthorn pared for exams since the syllabus was passed On the eighth day of Christmas my true love out. They could past all of their finals tomorrow sent to me eight melds a milking (Heaver, forbid, Editor Becky Burfcert with A's. They're not funny, they make me want don't scare me like that). Acting Buaineaa Manager Sheila Smith to throw up. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love Associate Editor Larry See Jr. I've bean coaching fifth and sixth grade girls sent to me nine ladles dancing (make it nine male Production Chief Jo Ann BacheHer basketball for a couple of weeks-now they are strippers and we got s deal). Office Manager Kathy Poole funny. News Editor Ralph Hettnittki Well, since I can't think of anything really fun­ On the tenth day of Christmas my true love Student Living Editor Cried Herman ny to entertain you with 111 leave you with a sent to me. 10 Lords a leaping (I think I saw them Sport* Editor Sue Sheub little Christmas Carol, wish you luck on your all coming out of the Carousal Bar the other day). Chief Typesetter JMeyne Prince finals, and hope for a safe and happy Christmas On tha eleventh day of Christmas m y true love Graphic AnSn Chris Knoebfaer break. Chief Photographer Randy Auttin-Cardone sent to me, 11 pipers piping (what else would you expect a piper to do? Anyway, I think it's a pretty Dtotrubutfon Daniel DMintftam (Add melody or harmony at your own leisure). Den Seeley The Twelve? Day* of Oiristma* stupid gift. Hand made mittens are more practical) Robert Alotta On the first dsy of Christmas m y true love sent O i tha twalth day of Christmas m y true love Published weekly during semester by the students of to me, ( I don't have a true I ova so scratch day sent to me, 12 drummers drumming ( I guess, this Grand Valley State College, Kirkhof Center, Allendale. Michigan one). is similar to tha pipers. Hack, If they're any good 49401. Telephone BBS-7903. On the second day of Christum my true love 111 sign them up for tha neat air band concert). The Lanthorn is funded In pert by the Student Seneta of Grand sent to m e, (okay. 111 pretend) two forth doves On tha thirteenth day of Christmas my true (what the turtle doves do on the newspaper in the love sent ro me. ffva straight A % after he bribed all Valley State College. The opinions exprseeari in the lanthorn are not neceevrtlv bottom of their cage will be batter than wrftat I do of my profs, (that was m y own addition. Now I am dreaming. Actually. I think it's a pretty dumb those of Grand V * a y State College. on my exams). On the third day of Christmas my true has sent Christmaa Carol). dacwnOor t , 1993 (he lanthom 3

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das, Shaub Sold everybody how much die hates the eoM and snow. Why Ia n , is h t going to I find rt hard to M inrt an institution to concerned with Everyone ■ entitled to their keeping a fWp tt a M t knags for own opinion, and everyone has rts surrounding them. Sue, I'm sorry that your A could allow ituda Mo seems so misers Me, but must A n on ret campus to remain un-Ht you put it in print for everyone covered throughout an entire semester. to reed? The path dipt lead* from I can't wait to sea what you'd w i t h i c Q - Grand Valley Apartments to campus it about % mile long-af­ ter an evening at die library It Dsn Had see me like a mda or more. VNtft rumors of rspleW circulating through campus, thet dark walk even longer and more un- Aa a commuting student at safe. xjtog only ro^tx cusso 91 can be prevented," the writer In If anything wae ever to hap­ Grand Valley, I would like to no way intended to taka tha side pen to a Grand Valley student address two arass of concam - MARSHA VANLENTE or the three roommates who on this path, or any other dark Bookstore hours and cafeteria suspected the fourth roommate walkway on campus, the rrttoie- U m w c n o n of steeling money from their some image Grand Valley has so The bookstore doses every apartment. The Lanthom re­ hard to attain will be tarnished. day at 4:30 p.m. It is impossible In an artidt in last week's grets the apperent biae in the The cost of lighting this path for nights-onfy students to pur­ Lanthom titled, "Cempus thefts story. must surely be less of a price to chase supplies or browse before pay. than ruining what Grand a six o'clock class if they drive Rape prevention------from page 1 Valley has worked so hard to to Grand Valley from jobs in you did not On a rape situation)," she said. 'W e t "(If attacked) from behind, she could use her achieve. other cities. should be said is thet anything end everything you heed snd bang it into his nose or face," O rr said, I live and work in Muskegon. can do to protect yourself should be done." "or grab his hand and push up on the elbow to MICHELLE PETERSON I would have to leave my job at Strewing that different people are capable of break the arm ." Grand Vdley Student 3 p.m. for the 45 minute drive different reactions. O r said many rasponsee will Other methods include pushing the heel of the to campus to arrive at the book­ work depending on tha situation. hand into the rapist's nose or face, grabbing his store before closing time. While "A guy pulls up so a gfrf who's waiting ft a bus testicles, scraping Ms leg with the heel of your most supplies for classes can be Reader loves the Lions stop and asks her if she's going to school," Orr shoe, or gouging out his eyes with your fingers. bought at stores like K Mart and said, playing out a hypothetical rapt scenario. "Going for the ayes is kind of gross," she Meijars. I have yet to see any of After wking her if she wants a ride, 'h e suddenly chuckled, 'tiecause they pop out and roll down Alright, I want to know who them carry Grand Valley T-shirts pulls a gun on her and says 'O K , bitch, gat in the your sleeve." piyj Sut SKstib to to* thf or blue books for examinations. car.' What can the do? She takes s faint, fails to Ljnthorn. I resent not being able to use the ground. It works. That guy is not going to As a Grand Valley student I the fine bookstore on my own open the door, put down the gun and go around like it here, if I didn't. I wouldn't campus and having classmates tha car to get her." be here. I also like being Ameri­ purchase items for me. Couldn't Other correct responses, she said, can be can, a Michigander, and a Lions the bookstore be open at laast A quick tech­ screaming, running, fighting, or trying to talk your Fan. one night until 6 or 7 pjn. for nique in caee way out of a threatening situation. Patriotism is something to night students-or are we nights of attack: 'W e've had women sey, 'Please don't rap# me. take pride in. Nobody says you only students being discriminat­ Grasp the I'm pregnant'," Orr said, then laughed end added, have to like or dislike anything, ed against? assailant's "or you can say ‘Please rape me. I've got herpes.' specially in America. I arrive on campus with a few hand, twist the Or you can act crery, that works good. All kinds This is in relation to tha nega­ minutes to spare before class elbow back­ of little ploys ml^it work." tive articles our Sports Editor, time for a quick bite, a cup of ward. Perhaps tha moat Innovative response to • Sue Shaub. produces for the coffee, and a chance to unwind threatening situation occured when a lady carried lanthom photo/ Lanthom. after work. However, by the Alka Seltzer tablets, O rr explained. 9»sub's article* h*ye been time I trudge from parking lot H "This lady used to carry umbrellas or an bothering me for quite some over the river (creek) and ammonia bottle, but it wee too cumbersome.” she Orr warned against such methods as kicking time, and with no end in sight, I through the woods to the Deli at said. 'S o one day, she w w waiting for a bus and ("you can fall off balance"), carrying weapons had to do something about it- the Commons, it is time to turn noticed two guys who wart watching her, and she ("they are usually used against yo u ") or carrying These are weak clusters of around and go back for class be­ goi scared. She r.cticed they were coming toward chemical sprays such w mace ("they don't spray negative comments she puts fore even a quick gulp. O rta in­ her," O rr said, than paused and chuckled, "lo she the. way they're supposed to "). together very weakly. ly, I am not the only working, got the Alka Seltzer out end put it in her mouth If the situation requires it, she added, 'Sustain­ In the December 1 issue commuting student who would and started shaking and jumping around and ing or enduring rape can be a form of self-defence. Shaub ask ad: "Can Detroit put like to sandwich in a little sup- vibrating her body while she was foaming at the W a t do you do if someone is standing over your together two consecutive good par between work and class. mouth. N eedlt*, to say, they looked at her and bed with a gun? You wsnt survival . You want to games in a row ?" which is re­ Is there some significant rea­ ran off, ytiling and shouting, *0h, how gross!* live. Sustaining is not the same as submitting." dundant This wes after she son why tha Deli is open and not Now that's being creative." blasted them (Lions) at the top tha larger cafeteria in the stu­ "There are more career-wise women now. who of the article, and referred to dent center which is within a Although most women would find it difficult have to stand on their feet." she said. "The y're teams in tha NFC Central few steps of the lecture halls and to reeort to such tactics, O rr explained that de­ more Inclined to know they're vulnerable, so Division as "LOW LIFES." library? As far as I know, the fending yourself physically can also be difficult. they're more aware." Shaub also stated: "D on 't prices and food service are simi­ "It's different for most American women to The enthusiastic response given to Orr's presen­ count on Tommy Kramer com­ lar. defend themselves, to fid>t," she said. ‘W ie n I tation ww shared by Ai Wygant. Grand Valiev pleting his first two passes for Brown bagging or using vend­ was in the (polios training) academy. I thou^it, I director of safety and security, whose department interceptions. Kramer always ing machines (in desperation) are can't do that. 111 break a nail. But I learned to do co-sponsored the event with the Ottwra County plays good against tha Lions." alternatives to cafeteria service. It. You have to think of yourself because you Sherrif Department. 'She had an excellent As a sports editor for s collage T o p priority must go to the really are worth it." approach and strewed that lever you feat com­ newspaper die should know bookstore. Could someone on Urging thet all woman taka self-defense classes fortable w ith •'vl have r anged is rig h t."' (before she writes). Tommy your staff investigate the possi­ such as karate, O rr said there are also other break­ Because lit ora than a handful of Grand Kramer has bean out for several bility of expended bookstore away techniques that focus on injuring the attack- Valley students and arse real dents attended tha weeks with a severe knee injury. service? You would earn the m f m* Hi* nmaaufa nnlnk( (Ka mmt umifiu* ;f knv e w . Wygant expressed rlwppnintm ent In the second of three arti- latitude of every night student the body. ir readying effects of the ser 4 ibe lanthorn Walled Lake from page 1 to be arrested m order to drama campus digest tin their opposition to the de­ ployment of 572 crune and Pershmg If rrwsiles in Eurooe by the Unitod States. Bus service cancelled Police. Wrtheme security per­

Bus service to and from Grand Valley's campus arid ba sonal. and O akland County prosecutors undertook elaborate curtailed during the upcoming Christmas break measurer to subvert the efforts The service will and December 16. 1983 at 5:30 p m. for the break and will not resume until January 9, 1984. by the protesters to dtorupt the The Grand Rapids Area Transit Authority provides a daily functioning of the missile fac­ bus service, with the exception of weekends, to the college for tory. e fifty-cent charge. State Trooper Deborah Lapp police brou^it a search warrant to Williams International, and c.rtor)bed h*» role in the infil­ For more information, call the bus service at 456-4000 or to Sssrrt Victim's Church where the press. They were just play­ tration of the peace activists the Kirkhof Center Information Desk at 895-3206. Father Dou^terty end others ing cops and robbers. They like in Pontiac District Court on were staying. Demonstrators to do that" Friday, December 1 during an sang, danced and prayed as Grand Valley senior Meg Overnight parking prohibited arrarnment hearing from several Father Dougherty was searched Grossman, who may be charged Ore* agam the snow season is upon us, end, along with It's ar­ of the demonstrators. end hts notebooks, personal with conspiracy, said that she rival. a reminder from the Department of Safety £ Security of She said that she and two effects, and private journal were was willing to risk arrest be­ overnight perking regulations on cempua. Please refer to Section other policemen had attended an seized. cause of her belief that produc­ 2.12 Overnight Parking Restrictions of the campus Traffic and interfaith prayer service on No­ One of the peace activists tion of the cruise missile will Parking Ordinance lor specific details. vember 27 while pretending to who wes later taken prisoner, make nuclear war more likely. In particular, note item No overnight perking in lots C. F be peace activists. They partici­ Kent County Social Worker Phil "The cruise is a o n u w iiiir y G, H end J, except with permission of the Director of Safety fi pated in sin^ng refigreus and Vilieire. said he wes not sur­ weapon and its deployment in Security. Parking between the hours of 3e/n. and 7 a m . shell be peace songs and took leaflets prised at the tactics used by the Europe increases the chances of considered overnight perking. AHo, item "b."; Perking overnight and other literature from the police. an all out nuclear war," she in lots B. D and E (Resident Lots) shall require a "Reserved” group. The officer also said "I'm not surprised because said. "It is destabilizing be­ sticker or a temporary permit issued by the Safety & Security O f­ that she had witnessed non­ they don’t know how to ap­ cause its small size makes a violence treintog conducted by fice. proach honesty and openness. verifiable nuclear freeze impos­ During snow remcwai periods, any vehicle found to be in viola­ Father Petar Dougherty in which All plans and procedures w n sible. It is s first strike weapon." tion of the ordinance will be subject to impound. A ny questions participants pretended to be conveyed in advance to the In explaining the protests. should be referred to the department at Extension 3266. participating in sit-ins. Oakland County prosecutors of­ Groasman said, "Th e message is On Thursday, November 31, that we don't want the cruise." Gas winners announced fice, the S e r t i" » Department, The 9tudent Services staff would like to thank all of the com ­ Paralyzed from page 1 muter students who were willing to take a few minutes of their Fordon added that Vincent the accident occured, but she year also. time to frll out the commuter survey during advance registration. told him that Thornton did not stated the story that Thornton Vincent's mother said her son Results of this survey will be published in a future issue of the seek help. Rather he stayed gave to police about the deer, Will ivmair. i t M sry Free Bed Lanthorn and the winners of the free gasoline are: ri0tt by Vincent u n tl the police was false. Vincent could not be Hospital for therapy for st least SZOJohn BMett SIOChrMne Bugbee and S6-6erbara came. Fordon m M that Vincent reached at Mery Free Bed Hospi­ three months. She said he has daimed paralysis before being tal for comment. suffered from three ulcers which These people are asked to derm their money at the Student moved from the vehicle. Thornton was chergsd with were ■ result of the stress which Services office in the Kirkhof Cantor. Thornton denied Fordon's drunken driving, and sooortfng was related to the accident. accusations and maintained that to Sgt. Brouwer, he has pleaded "He's in remarkable spirit's Security lecture planned there were deer and that he guNty to the charges end is for all he's been through," she sought help. awaiting trial. said. 'Tie's recieved s lot of let­ The mathematics and computtr science department will Vincent's mother, Mrs. Thornton said he received a ters from the college." She added that her son is op­ sponsor a "seminar-talk** on digital security. Wayne Vincent of Weft Bloom­ $1,000 tine and 80 days in jail The talk will be given by computer science major David field Hills Township, would not which he will serve on weekends, timistic hell walk. G. Miller and will explain digital security measures, such as comment spadfioslty on how n i l M0 9 OM W m \ SUiptOOM TOf I logic and file/directory protection. Miller will also cover the necessity for good documentation using a case study Close ------from page 1 based on an internship done during the summer. the state that much monafe state's K-12 budget would be In- Republicans have supported the The talk m il be held in room 116 Mackinac Hall and These institutions would cause craaeed by 30 percent and the office-holder. it will start at 3:00 p.m. The date is this Thursday, December many political and regional bat­ state colleges and universities On another topic, Blanchard 8. 1963. tles and you would end up losing will see their support incrvaM by stated that 'The current recalls the battle enyw sy." nine percent. The governor pre­ art being used to discourage po­ Board of Control to meet "Michigan institutions ere be­ dicted that this trend will con­ litical courage end the Republi­ ginning to reverse a trend with tinue for the next few yean. Grand Valley's Board of Control, the college's governance cans are trying to gain control of the disenfranchisement of edu­ The several journalists present body, will hold their December meeting on Wednesday, Decem­ the state Senate. It's totally u n ­ ber 14. cation," Blanchard reported. were given the opportunity to fair and the wrong way to go." 'T o r the first time in years we ask the Governor questions, and The meeting starts at 11:00 a.m. in the Promenade Deck of He preductad the Democratic have turned the comer on state many of them ranged from Ns the Kirkhof Center and it is open to the public. party would retaliate, but he support in education." position on the two recent re­ called for a "co d in g off period" He went on to sav that the calls to how well west Michigan before further events transpire. tburuiay. December 8. 1983 ihf* Irinihorn

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Editor'* Not*: In 1960. former Art* end — O n the second day of Christmas, my On the sixth day of Christma^: my and arrange for the necessary number of Entertainment Editor. Dertene Johnson true love gave to me . . . Tw o turtle true love gave to me . . . S » Gdosa PAC students to give a personalized and Features Writer. Cheryl Gordon, doves. a-laymg. performance However you might have compiled the following article. The A t $175 each, plus caging and supplies, $75 each for these little dusker* to shell out 'o r mileage or a token fee per follow ing is en updated rataiam. you can deduct an additional $420 from Zanderberger didn't guarantee (belgyfhg. musician At $25 each, these drumming your pochetbook in your lover's behalf. On the seventh day of ChnstJMs. dfurr.ma.-s and piping pipers <*•!! run en The yuletide season 4 a Jvyous one. O n the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . . Seven swam estimated $475. Hearts w ith Thoughts of kwe, Writ) pockets true leee gfve to me . . . Three French a swimming. On the eleventh day of Christmas, filled with money, heads pondem g over hem Jim Smith at the John Bail FttV Zoo my true love gave t o m e . . . Eleven ladies an appropriate grit for That special Rather than spending the extra fare Jo didn't seem too interested in seffirg his daneng someone — all these symbols mean go to France, why not settle on three fluffy whites, but he t£d price them «t On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Christmas. do mettle chicks? $60 each from Dan $85 a head true love gave to me Twelve lords In the Old Eolith carol, "The Twefye ZandenhOffrn's Livestock On the eighth day of Christm*. my a iA p in y Days of Christmas." an unknown author On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to mg . . . Elgin maids Tap your way into the rhythms of solved the problem of what to buy by true lose five to me . Four calling a-milking. hrt/har h a u l With students from Lmda presenting his sweetheart with a different »ru J. Maidto Ordw'i Diane Sergeant can Mpon's School of Dance, only $1.500 for gift over twelve successive days. What exactly a calling bird is. or what arrange the hued help ft $200 a milker. the I edict and the lords. it does, ties not been fully explained, but The milkees. bom Zanderberger'* will For those of you who migftt want to they'M be priced at $250 each this holi- cost an additional $1.000 each. The grand total of this twelve day consider duplicating this ultimata gesture, gey Meson. spree it *17,300. which unfortunately here is a handy shopping and price guide On the fifth day of Christmas, my On the ninth day of Christrna*, ffiy dots not conform to the average student to start you on your merry way , . . true love gave to me . . . Five golden true love gave to me . . . Nine drummers budget. While these offerings can be On the first day of Christmas, my true r-f-n-p-i. drumming. afpiadaied tor their material worth, love gave to me . . . A partridge in a pear A t Randy Disselkoen Jewelers, a On the tenth day of Christmas, my w htt appears to be an impressive gesture tree. simple set of 14 carat gold bands will true love gave to me . . Ten prperf can easily become a rather impractical, The bird, complete with its fruity sell for a total of $600. However, the piping. as well as a noisy and smelly gift, once perch, according to Kelly Freel at Weal­ fancier rings can run as high as $700 Noting the prices you have incurred collected m mass. thy Pet Shoppe, will cost a mere $250. each. (Is any lover worth that?) thus far, you might want to economize Maybe you should just buy socks T uesday: An entrancing evening Welcome to Munising

Unshorn photo/fienn penaon Hynotist Tom Deluca apeilbindt nine wiling vie time during a performance Tuesday night at via Kirkhof Center.

CRISTI HARMAN spell. remember fully afterwards. Student Living Editor Deluca, who performed for a Among them, they saw the audi­ crowd of about 150 in the Kirk ence as being nude, they thought Ask some fourteen people hpf Canter Tuesday was mes they were nude themselves and LARRY SEE, JR. what they did Tuesday night and merizing. astonishing. "H ypno four of the nine thought they lege, commented that there art Aaaoolate Editor they probably won't be able to tiling" and any other number of were "Solid Gold Dancers." "tw o rtally major Industries in tall you. Why not? adjectives. Just ask them. the town of 3600 people. "O n the shorn of Lake "I don't really know," said To begin, Deluca performed a "I was up there but it' was "They are Kinberly-Clark, Superior" is not the name of a freshman Debbie Filush. nightclub-type act to break the like a dream." says Filush. which is a paper mill and they song, nui th# name of a song-to- "I remember only vaguely," ice between the crowd and "Was I really looking at some make a lot of pa par products, be. It la the location of this echoed senior Dan Lucas. himself. guy who was nude?" Cara White, such at toilet paper, and Cleve­ land Cliff Iron Company. which But why can't these people iii teii you right now. i am freshman, asked. week's 'town spotlight," Muni ting. remember what they were doing a fake.” he began, before leading "It was a lot of fun." added is a wood plant and they pro­ on Tuesday? They were hypno into a slide presentation and Lucas. Munising Is located "40 miles duce paneling and other timber tized. And. boy. were they ever! humorous antics one after ano east of Marquette and 400 miles products." ther Jody Mather iy. senior, who from Grand Rapids," according Latvala reported that her Tom Deluca, who has been The second half of the show was watching the show, says, to Grand Valiey State student father it an amiMuyee o* the dubbed "one of colleges' top consisted of the hypnotic session "It was very different. Un- and resident Suzanne Latvaia Clark plant. performers" by Newsweek Mags in which nine students did out helieveable. People shouldn't Latvala. an advertizing §r*d In the (test few years, rumors Ztne. had these people under his rageois thing* that they did no* miss it next year " Public relations major at the col See Munising page 8 fyhr U in thorn tburiJay, December 8, 1981

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energetic rock and roll dominat­ JANIS MATHESON ed by Money's shaking hips, Staff Writer swinging microphone and sexy stage antics. Shrieking and pounding The music came mostly from bleachers, eager fan* teemed his latest album, kVflere't the mesmerized and obviously satis­ Party?, including "Bad Girls,'' fied Saturday night, with Grand 'T h e Big Crash" and, of course, Valley'» first rock concert of the the title tune, ‘V/here's the year. Party7” The tune, "VAiere's the The capacity crowd of 6,000 Party?" sparked a response of plot firit welcomed the powerful "Right here!" from the SAGA sound. The band played audience. a 46 minute warm-up for head­ Money came out for four ex lining , featuring tended encores, including a hit music from their lateat releaae, from his debut album Eddie the enigmatic Headt or Talet. Once during the performance, M oney, "Shakin'," which set lead smqer Michael Sadler leaped the whole arena swaying in from the stage to perionally unison. thank fan Nancy Marr with a "Eddie Money was fantastic. kiss for the red carnations she After the show, a friend and I threw to the stage. were waiting by his bus hoping "I'd seen S A G A before at to meet him, and I turned Wings Stadium with Pat Benatar, around and he was right there! and I really liked them. I went He was so friendly, he invited to this concert mainly to see us on his bus while he gave me them. I'd like to see them get hi* autograph," stated Beth more playing tim e," stated Marr. Giuliani. After they finished, S A G A ter known, but (SAGA) seemed oands, frisbees sailed across the ering lighters applauded the Whether it was S A G A or returned to the stag* for a final to cater more to the collage arena, as visible clouds of smoke superstar. Eddie Money who drew fans in encore, "Tonight We're on the crowd. They had a lot more hung above the awaiting crowd. Eddie Money took to the from the cold, the crowd seemed Loose." pep," added Diane Tungett, When the lighu darkened, the stage dressed in Jordache jeans happy with the performance. "S A G A was really excellent, sophomore. fans unleashed screams and and gave his appreciative audi­ They got what they came f o r - Eddie Money was good and bet­ During the pause between hoots—"Eddiel Eddiel" as flick­ ence just what they paid f o r - a good show.

(Above) Multi-talented Eddie Money pounds out one of his many hits, "The Big Crash" on the sex. (Left) Vocelist/Keyboerdlst Michael Sadler and Steve Negus of S A G A satisfy their fens with "On the Loose." (Lower Left) Singing the title tune to his latest album, 'Where's the Party" is slnger/songwrlter Eddie Money. (Below) Eager fans await the arrival of Eddie Money. tbvrsday. December 8. 198J thr Uinthorny Up with People... a whole lot more

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December 8, 9 p.m. Kirkhof Center, Promenade M unising from page 5 Dance - Residence Hall Deck have been circulated that the tlon In the state government in "A n d , by the wey I'm against Dance, Commons, South December 11, 10:30 a m. Worship - Dialogue Worship. Upper Peninsula would like to Lansing, but our voices srs It." Dining Room. Kutler House Lounge. become the 51*t flat* of the heard,"she reflected. Letveia chose Grand Valley Deeembar 9, 1 p .rv Union, but Letvai* disregards Project E L F , the ultrasonic State since they offarad her an Meeting — Greek Council. December 12-17 Final Examinations. them. hijfi-frequency communications academic scholarship. Kirkhof Center, Cove Room. December 14, 11 a.m. "Thera are not enough people system being built by the Navy, '1 like the school since it's December 9. 10 p.m for the U.P. to make a go of it is also quite dose to her Munis­ small and I liked coming from a Dance - Zeta Phi Beta. Meeting - Board of Control. and I don't think they would be ing home. small town to a smell schoui, Commons, South Dining Kirkhof Center, Cabins A, B, able to survive on their o w n ," "It is located about 20 miles she concluded, echoing the feel­ Room. & C. she reported. '1 think we from Marquette and about BO ings of the previous students Decamber 10, 10 p.m. December 22 Grades sent to students should have better repretenta- from Munising,'' she reported. interviewed by The Lanthorn. Dance — Phi Beta Sigma. CHIPS* CHEESES* SNACKS* JUICES* ¥ Eastown’s member-owned grocery m 5 bars/bands Co Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-9 p.m. c & a Sat9a.m.-6 p.m. 5 Alpine Lounge - G.R., Howard Johnsons - G.R.. "Dirk Rivers" "Tiny Young” Avalon — Gun Lake, Intersection - GR.. Sz | "Paydirt" "Jelly Rolls Blues Band" G et Loose Bogies - G.R., Lakos the Other Place - G.R., "Hard, Mean & Rank" "Jerry Van" at the Moose ¥ B Log Cabin — G.R., t! w ith Bow Tie Tavern - Sparta, "Shedes of Time" "Stir Gary" Middlevilla Inn - Middleville, kl Bui twinkles — Marne, "Jim Lowry" Thurs.# Fri. Mountain Jack's - G.R., I¥ "Basik English" P EtSat. The Edge - G.R., "Andy Paul" a "M etro" Nod's Lark - G R.. M Dec. 8-10 3 "In fin ity" Grazin' in the Bran — G.R., Paolo's Livin' Room - G.R.. ph. 454-8822 "Bruce Early" "F lig h t" between m-45 Green Apple — G.R., Robert's Roost -G R , Standale&Allendale * TEAS* AND MORE* CHEESES* "S tiff" "Springwater" Ground Round — G.R., Silver Derby - G.R., " A l Exoo” "Gene Miller" Harley Hotel - G.R., Tennessee Jack's — G .R ., INSTANT CASH "John Shea T rio " "Frank Eimer" FOR USED BOOKS 50% Alpine Tw in — Grand Rapids Eastbrook Tw in — Grand Rapids The Smurfs & the Megic Flute OFNEW PRICE A Night in Heaven (R ) (G) All the Right Moves (PG) Brainstorm (PG) ON TEXTS CONFIRMED FOR USE WINTER SEMESTER Cinema Six - Grand Haven North Kant - Grand Rapids (subject to Bookstore requiremei its) Never Say Never Again (PG) Yentil (R ) The Smurfs & the Magic Flute A Christmas Story (PG) Mr. Mom (PG) (G) A Night in Heaven (R ) A Night in Heaven (R ) Risky Business (R ) The Big Chill (R ) SIUPENT ID OR Richard Pryor Here & Now A Christmas Story (PG) DRIVERS LICENCE REQUIRED The Dead Zone (R ) (R) Amytyville 3-D (PG)

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Laker hoopsters win three straight

T H A O B E L L problem, but it's mostly mental, Sports Writer Take second G.R. Press Tourney not physical." The Lakers tucked away "We played our sixth straight 11 12, but thanks to a rally another Grand Rep

Who's number one? "As a group, they're some of the best division III players you could hope to find at one KEVIN GRIFFITH IwwXorw p X o fM cWrU I school." said Villemure. "If Sports Writer Randy Parlor ikies over an Albion defender with a jump shot. you want to see it. gat your Texas versus Nebraska..hmm, interesting. Too bed it will nev­ Tha Lakers hertdHy defeated Albion 88-64 and want on to win tickets early, because it will their second consecu tive Grand Rapids Press Tournament by de­ er happen. Ye*, for the second year in a row AP writers will de­ be a sell-out." cide who is the best coiiege footbaii teem in the land, and not the feating Aquinas Iasi Saturday, 84-81. Grand Valley notched their third itrahpit win on Monday night tending Orchard Lake St. Tip-off time is slated for teams themselves. 3:30 p.m. Last year it wae Penn State end SM U. Although SM U wet un­ Mery's home losers 83-68. beaten, with a 11-0-1 record, they still finished behind the 11-1 Nittany Lions which allowed 42 points to be scored against them KELLY KEHL from MSU 12-3 and beat Tom Mahaney in their loss to Aiebeme. Sports Writer from Alma College on a 4-4 match. (If I seriously doubt that the number one teem in the Nation the match is tied, instead of wrestling would a year later finish with a 7-4-1 record even if they did suf­ Ms Pleasant Oettling tough com pet i overtime, there is an established Criteria fer graduation losses. SMU graduated the great running back tan­ tion from el I divisions, the Laker wrest­ on how tha points are scored and that cri­ dem of Eric Dickerson end Craig James and SMU it 10-1. Enough lers placed three grapplan In the four of teria helps the referee decide the winner.) said. their weight class in the Michigan Open Lint then met Harrell Millhouse from This year the situation's much more interesting. On one hand Three held at Central Michigan University or MSU, a previous Michigan Open Champ­ we have the number one ranked Corn buskers of Nebraska at 12-0 Saturday. ion and was baatan 0-2. Millhouse was and one notch down the 11-0 Texas Longhorns. Nebraska, with the eventual tournament champion at tiieif Highly iuwicu Quwtcibsclt TiiiTiJr Gill HctjrTif! winner wrest­ Grand Vslley ended up Sixth as a teem Lint went on to beat Oan Jeksetic from in Mike Rozier, boast of the nations top offense, chewing up the with 31 points. Michigan state ran away Toledo Univ. 8-4 to make it to the conto likes of perrenial powerhouses Minnesota (84-13). Syracuse with the tournament with 86 points. lation finals. An injury, however caused (63-7). and Iowa Stats (72 29). lers Ferris was the runner up with 64%. Lint to forfeit Ns final match. Lint was Texas, however, took the defensive route to success ss their On Saturday, Dec. 10, Grand Valley 3-1 on the day and is 5-3 on the season. number one ranked defense has held such teams as Auburn, O k ­ will travel to Muskegon Community C o l­ lahoma, Arkansas, and SMU to an average of ten points in each place lege to wrestle the Muskegon Open. Piecing fourth for the Lakers at 134 game. That only goes to show that pollsters are more impressed At 177, Craig Me Man# men was the was Tom Chur chard. Churcherd* first by astronomical scores than bruising defense end it looks again only champion for Grand Valley. victim was >ff CogNM from MSU fo- like the undeserving team will capture the National title. "Unde at McManaman started off tha day by batt­ lowed by Keith Gore from U.ofM. with serving?" ing Carieton Klncade from CMU 17-6, a decision 11-2. in the semi-finals, Yet, and tha rationale lies in each team’s respective schedule. Michi­ piiMMu Dave Setae from C M U in 1 :48, Chur chard met Joe Johnson from Ferris Nebraska did not play ana team that is now ranked in the top defeated Dan Coon from Alma College who he defeated. In the Ohio Open, twenty and whan they did p(ay half way decent opponents the 14-3, and downed Dave Bonifas from Fer­ Johnson ceu0tt the Laker grappier off­ scores dropped considerably. Tha Cornhuekers nipped Oklahoma gan ris in the finals 7-4. guard with a throw that lad to a pin in State (7-4). by tha dim margin of 14-10 and ware lucky to beat :50. Retaliation however Is possible for Oklahoma (also 7-4), 28-21. The number one team In the nation McManaman and Bonifas mat four Churcherd. In the oonsoletion bracket, should not have problems beating 7-4 teams. open times last seesoi Churcherd beet Stuart Willlaneon, 9-1. In Meanwhile. Texes dumped Auburn 20-7 and SMU 16-12, two closely won by McManaman. Grand Val­ the consolation finals, he was defeated by teams which arc still in tha top tan. Some experts said that Texas ley meeting Ferris eight times will have C M U * Ed Lagnaae, 6 6 to give N m a 3-2 had no offense. That assumption was put to rest when Texas more head to hood dashas between the record on the day and a 8-4 merit overall. pounded Texas A+M 46-13 In their last gsma. two atheiotet. McManaman doeed out Both Nsbraska and Texas are heeded for major bowls and the day with a 44) mark and is currently Wrestlers that wen matches for Grand should boat their respective opponents. If this happens one can 11-1 on the seeeon. Valley but did not place ware Omch count on Nebraska taking tha Notional tide and Ts Max Lint pieced 4th in Gahan at 118 (1-1). Brent WkMe at 187 ond-to-none. ment in the 126 pound category. (2 -2 ), and Matt TreOanick at heavyweigh t Lint major rledeloned Mike Cousin 12 2 1 IQihe lantborn ttum i*. dmxmb" S, 1983 Four gridders chosen all-conference

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Grand V allay State landed the 28-pteyer squed to be Lynch, (8-2, 210), led the four member* Of Mi 1983 foot ted for the third ttrai#it Laker* in UcM ei for the tecond SCASH CASH CASH ball Mam on dip All-Great Lakes Lynch if one of fix straight year. The junior line­ Conference foofk#l (quad setec- from 1982. backer had 78 first hits and 77 tad iaat week b y the G L IA C assists, one fumble recovery and ^Yea^me, football coechea. Both Snider (8-3, 280) and three peat interceptions. cassette tape* & LP*$ Mamed from Grand Valley Benton (6-5, 280) tear* four Lucfcited (8 0 , 180) led the ware offensive linemen fton year Marten at Grand Valley and Greet Lakes Conference in scor­ "Yes” we pap Top Dollar SnMar (Plymow#* Salem) and anchored the offensive line. The ing with 48 points. Ha eat eight “Yes” we sell used records and tapes (Muskegon pair contributed to Lofcar team* Grand Valley pea recaption rec­ “Yea”we are a musk exchange III Luckstsd which gained 14,186 yard*, ord*, catching 48 peases this sea­ (Grayling) and Nnebecker Jeff •cored 151 touchdown*, aver­ son for 897 yards end 12 TD ’s. ~NO”eoQec$o* too targe or too small Lynch (Laming £aftern). aged 2 9 2 point* par game and His career totals are 109 catches, Snider was tie only player on posted a 25-14 record. 1.934 yards and 27 touchdowns. Mon-FrL5=9 Women bow out against S at U S Spring Arbor 75-55 3017 WilsonS W 9

RICK KRUSE improve on their overall game by Sports Writer Saturday when they kick off their home opener against Traveling to Spring Arbor this Indiana-Purdue For? Wayne Un­ part Thursday with intentions of iversity. avenging last yean 84-81 lots, “ We've never played Fort the women eager* weren't abla Wayne before," said Baker, to even make it a contest bowing "They are playing a iot of new out with a 20 point 75-55 tcha- teams this season." Last year lacking. the Division II school accumula­ 'Vie just didn't play w all." ted a 17-4 record and are return­ said Coach Pat Baker. “Our ing all five starters. overall performance was not "I expect them to be a good Despite a lack)utter perfor­ good, I tee many things to work ball team," said Baker, "h will mance by the woman Lakers, o n ." be a good contest. They are a freshmen Teresa Henredck Baker hopes the team will turned in roomer wcipuonn learn from their mistakes and geme with 11 points. ******** Specials: Wedsuwoforone IhursJtwoforone L ^.4 ttHjradwy. dtcmmber 8, 1963 If )<• ^ II III M >111 || Sports Deck

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R IC KOLENDA open to all interested students hours once a week, and a differ new novel Sassafras will be out •Karen Swenson, a Writer in Staff Writer and is being coordinated by Pro ent author will be featured each shortly and is published by Residence at Fordham Umvers fessor Sharon Whitehill. week This type of program is Houghton-Mifflm. He has also sity in New York A series of nationally known The Writing Workshop, Eng­ not new to Grand Valley, but written some 200 short stones authors will be featured in two lish 359, will give student auth according to Dwelie this is the and a book on rare book collect •Richard Tiflinghast. a Poet in Grand Valley classes this winter ors a chance to get professional first time in several years that mg. Matthews visited Grand Residence at the University of The English Department will of critiques of their works Stu funds could be provided for it Valley ten years ago on a similar Michigan this year fer a class in contemporary dents should have a portfolio of He added, "I hope it will be program, American literature and a writ writings before starting the class more frequent The program •John Bslabsr. best known for mg workshop for student writ The students' writings will be gives students an opportunity to his translations of Vietnamese ers, according to English Profes given to the visiting authors the meet professional writers and see ‘ Wendell Berry, a naturalist poetry and a poet in his own sor Ron Dwelie day before the workshop meets what is involved in the process "farmer poet" hailing from Ken right English 380, Contemporary The authors will then work of writing," tucky Berry offers in his works American Literature, will feature with the students on improving an alt., rr.ative to modern cultural readings by the visiting authors their writing, as well as fielding Among the authors coming to commercialism. He has publish Other possibilities include and discussion of that work and questions from the students on Grand Valley will be ed seven collections of poetry playwright John Powers, poet others. Works discussed will in topics such as how to go about and several collections of essays, J.V. Cunningham, and editor dude poems, short stories, nov getting published. •Jack Matthews, a collector of including his well known Recol and short story writer Daniel els, and plays. This course is Each class meets for three rare Books and a novelist His lected Essays. Curley, among others Cagers downed by Cougars from from page 10

big team, that average 70 point* a bit of a nemesis for the Laker*, men especially when faced with their break, and we struggled didn't play to our potential." per game last year, while only "We always have trouble a tough Spring Arbor press against their press all night. Baker again received excep giving up 54. Their two for­ down there,"commented Baker, "We were also shooting ex tional play from her bench how wards (6'1 and 5'9) both had av­ "I hope we can get over that 'W e knew they were quick tremely cold from the line and ever. Substituting player* in off erages m double figure*." jinx and like to press," Baker said. the field," Baker went on. "If the bench, they managed to cut Spring Arbor ha* always been Turnovers plagued the wo­ "But we were unable to stop we would have gotten some the point spred to four at the shots to fall at the beginning of half. Saturday's game each half it would have been a "Ane Farmer had a very good against Hope College different game." first half and led the team in A tenacious Spring Arbor de­ scoring with 17 point*," said at Hope fense held Grand Valley score­ Baker, Following Farmer in less in the fir*t 11 minute* of the scoring wa» another freshmen, second half. Teresa Harvatick, with 11 "It was very frustrating," points. sighed Baker, "It »eemed every "As a whole I got good play loose bail bounced their way, from the bench," commented they deserved to win. It wa* our Baker, "from Ane, Teresa, Tracy first road game and we just Byrd, and Barb Striz."

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