Scienti Friction 1O
SCIENTI FRICTION 1O THIS IS AN AMATEUR PULICATION AND MAY CONTAIN UNEXPECTED HAZARDS (1) There is no editor or publisher in the usual sense. That is, there is no one to whom huge mail sacks full of material are submit ted, and who then need only pick the best, or that which best con forms with the publication’s policy of what sells publications. Instead, any one at all -- in particular anyone whose writing would be summarily tossed into the ash can, with at best a brief hint of admiration for the perpetrator's chutzpah, by any editor worth the name — can have his inane gibberings "published" (if we may so degrade the worth of the term) in this bizarre collection of differ ently colored and differently textured sheets of paper which you hold in your hands. (2) There is no copy editor or proofreader. Therefore any unortho dox spelling or grammatical construction, whether due to gross ignorance (as is nearly always the case) or due to the so-called writer's egregious arrogance in thinking he owns the English language and can use it as he wants, will simply appear -- in actual ink, as if such abominations were merely symbols on paper rather than un thinkable, anathema, bad news, and the pits. (3) The various pages of this publication are produced not in hygenic industrial facilities, but, for the most part, in residences, or in the strangely painted back rooms of half-remodeled clubhouses, where the sheets of paper on which this noisome baloney is to appear sit around in half-opened packages likely to be dripped on by mad dogs, (4) There is no art director (and few who were even good at cutting things out of construction paper in kindergarten) to oversee such elementary matters as margins, page layout, typography and so on.
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